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  1. Re:748 days? on Time-in-Space Record Broken · · Score: 1

    Ladies and Gentlemen, it is my great pleasure to introduce to you the Father of the Ouster race, Sergei Krikalev.

  2. Re:Apple won't pay a dime to MS over this patent. on Microsoft Leveraging iPod Patent? · · Score: 1
    ...it's not like your system wasn't broken already

    Thanks, Mr. Obvious, I never made the connection.

  3. Don't be so quick with your math on MS Gets $7 Million From Spammer · · Score: 1
    Not to mention that you're claimed productivity loss of $4 M is still less than the $7 M payed out by the spammer.

    It's $40,000,000, not four million.

  4. Re:Wow! on Original Lightsaber Goes For 3x Expectations · · Score: 1

    No, they won't. What, you think you some kinda Jedi waving your hand like that?

  5. Re:/shrug on Windows Interoperability in A Linux Distro · · Score: 0
    All the game makers need to do is use SDL

    I don't have SDL at my house, I use AOL.

    *ducks*

  6. Re:Yes, he was on SpamSlayer - should we DDOS spammers? · · Score: 1

    Jesus wasn't a slave owner, you dink. Did you read the entire thread?

  7. Re:Yes, he was on SpamSlayer - should we DDOS spammers? · · Score: 1
    He wasn't the law on Earth. Satan was.

    Satan then "shewed him all the kingdoms of the world" [the lust of the eyes] and promised to give all the "power...and the glory of them" to Christ if He would bow down and worship him.

    Not the law == Vigilante

  8. Yes, he was on SpamSlayer - should we DDOS spammers? · · Score: 1
    "And it came about that when he returned, after receiving the kingdom, he ordered that these slaves, to whom he had given the money, be called to him in order that he might know what business they had done. And the first appeared, saying, 'Master, your mina has made ten minas more.' And he said to him, 'Well done, good slave, because you have been faithful in a very little thing, be in authority over ten cities.' And the second came, saying, 'Your mina, master, has made five minas.' And he said to him also, 'And you are to be over five cities.' And another came, saying, 'Master, behold your mina, which I kept put away in a handkerchief; for I was afraid of you, because you are an exacting man; you take up what you did not lay down, and reap what you did not sow.' He said to him, 'By your own words I will judge you, you worthless slave. Did you know that I am an exacting man, taking up what I did not lay down, and reaping what I did now sow? Then why did you not put the money in a bank, and having come, I would have collected it with interest?' And he said to the bystanders, 'Take the mina away from him, and give it to the one who has the ten minas.' And they said to him, 'Master, he has ten minas already.' I tell you, that to everyone who has shall more be given, but from the one who does not have, even what he does have shall be taken away. But these enemies of mine, who did not want me to reign over them, bring them here, and slay them in my presence." (Luke 19:15-27)

    Bring them here, and slay them in my presence. Sounds pretty "vigilante" to me.

  9. Re:This time, with the formatting on Microsoft's 10-year-old Certified Professional · · Score: 1
    Nice one.

    I actually heard the Agent Smith voice in my head when I read your post.

  10. Re:This time, with the formatting on Microsoft's 10-year-old Certified Professional · · Score: 1
    Could've been worse...

    You could have modded me down, but you didn't.

    Thanks for that.

  11. Re:This time, with the formatting on Microsoft's 10-year-old Certified Professional · · Score: 1
    You really didn't like it, eh?

    Oh well, to each his own.

  12. This time, with the formatting on Microsoft's 10-year-old Certified Professional · · Score: 1
    Neo: Where am I?

    Arfa: This is Pakistan.

    Neo: This isn't Redmond?

    Arfa: That's where the gates open to. That's where we're going. But, you cannot go with us.

    Neo: Why not?

    Arfa: He won't let you.

    Neo: Who won't?

    Arfa: The Gatesman. I don't like him. But my papa says we have to do what the Gatesman says, or else he will leave us here forever and ever.

  13. Scary on Microsoft's 10-year-old Certified Professional · · Score: 1

    Neo: Where am I? Arfa: This is Pakistan. Neo: This isn't Redmond?. Arfa: That's where the gates open to. That's where we're going. But, you cannot go with us. Neo: Why not? Arfa: He won't let you. Neo: Who won't? Arfa: The Gatesman. I don't like him. But my papa says we have to do what the Gatesman says, or else he will leave us here forever and ever.

  14. Re:Yuk on U.N. To Govern Internet? · · Score: 1

    You can have the Internet when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers.

  15. All the Swedish you'll ever need on Sweden Bans Copyrighted Downloading · · Score: 3, Funny

    Bork! Bork! Bork!

  16. What a load of crap on Sweden Bans Copyrighted Downloading · · Score: -1, Redundant
    So, every time your browser caches some copyrighted picture/article/etc. you are breaking the law?

    This is bullshit.

  17. Re:I keep forgetting on We Don't Need the GPL Anymore · · Score: 4, Funny
    I'm thinking brackets after the name

    Better get everyone to agree on that standard before you publish it. Otherwise you'll have MS people putting curly braces, Linux people putting brackets, and Mac people using Floating Hearts or something...

    *ducks*

  18. Mod me -1 "dumbass" please on Who Cares if Analog TV Goes Dark? · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    er, Declaration of Independence...

    So sorry...*hangs head in shame*

  19. Re:-1 Troll on Who Cares if Analog TV Goes Dark? · · Score: 1, Redundant
    But what about those who can't afford a computer or the internet (or don't know how to use them effectively) who still watch a 20 year old set and for whom upgrading will be a significant expense?

    What about them? You people are acting like watching TV is a right. It isn't.

    Has everyone forgotten the damn Preamble? You don't have the right to happiness, you just have the right to pursue it.

  20. Good one... on Linux HiFi: The Sonos Digital Music System · · Score: 1
    The sixth Incarnation of Immortality

    He rides in on a skateboard with a doobie in one hand and an iPod in the other.

  21. Coincidence? I think not... on Linux HiFi: The Sonos Digital Music System · · Score: 1
    How convenient that there was an ad for a Microsoft Media Center at the bottom of the page...

    Check out the screen shot

  22. What? on Tech Support Businesses on the Rise · · Score: 0, Redundant

    for that kind of money, just buy a new PC. You can get one for under $300 now.

  23. Re:$article_title by $blowhard on Paul Graham Describes Dangers of Spam Blacklists · · Score: 0
    Very funny sschtuff, man.

    Somehow, I think the guy thought it said "blackfist"

  24. Tell them on Protecting Your Personal Info While Traveling? · · Score: 3, Informative
    not to use the public machines for any financial or private communications.

  25. Re:9 *million*? on SCO Announces Q2 2005 Results · · Score: 1
    Sometimes my spelling really sucks. Sorry.

    You gotta laugh at the MP reference though, right?

    "But the African monkey isn't my - grate - er - y, is it?"