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Microsoft Leveraging iPod Patent?

willie3204 was one of several readers who noticed this story about Microsoft cashing in on the iPod Patent that they apparently beat Apple to. Since this song looks to be played to the tune of $10/iPod, I imagine someone will be singing the appeal song.

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  1. Legally speaking, a stroke of genius by MS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Using common sense, a disgusting move far from surprising from a company who's main innovative power seems to be located in the Legal department rather than in R&D. What's next, a patent for "creating software"?

    1. Re:Legally speaking, a stroke of genius by MS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Using common sense, a disgusting move far from surprising from a company who's main innovative power seems to be located in the Legal department rather than in R&D. What's next, a patent for "creating software"

      Yeah, Apple has sunken pretty low nowadays, crashing small companies left and right.

    2. Re:Legally speaking, a stroke of genius by MS by klubar · · Score: 1

      And which company (companies) would that be in reference to?

    3. Re:Legally speaking, a stroke of genius by MS by Artfldgr · · Score: 1

      now if only someone can fish up the hobby articles from poptronics (or such) that had a mp3 type player as a hobby design!!! i remember the article, but dont remember the source.

    4. Re:Legally speaking, a stroke of genius by MS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      he was referring to msft, numbnuts

    5. Re:Legally speaking, a stroke of genius by MS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoosh....

    6. Re:Legally speaking, a stroke of genius by MS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it wasn't for the fact that Apple likes to play this exact game themselves you might have a point.

    7. Re:Legally speaking, a stroke of genius by MS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congratulations, you have written the worst sentence of the day on Slashdot. This is no small feat.

    8. Re:Legally speaking, a stroke of genius by MS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Using common sense, a disgusting move far from surprising from a company who's main innovative power seems to be located in the Legal department rather than in R&D. What's next, a patent for "creating software"?
      No, i heard they are working on a software to "submit random patents automatically".
    9. Re:Legally speaking, a stroke of genius by MS by Zhe+Mappel · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Exactly. We should call this latest perversion Microsoft's Law:

      If you can't beat 'em, license 'em.

    10. Re:Legally speaking, a stroke of genius by MS by rodgerd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Remind me again which company sued claiming more-or-less exclusive rights to create GUIs? Which company sues over putting too much candy-coloured translucent plastic on a computer case?

    11. Re:Legally speaking, a stroke of genius by MS by AstroDrabb · · Score: 1

      I am not disagreeing with you, I am just wondering if Apple really sued over "putting too much candy-coloured translucent plastic on a computer case". If so, that is pretty sad!

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    12. Re:Legally speaking, a stroke of genius by MS by rodgerd · · Score: 2, Informative

      Apple sued, IIRC, emachines for selling PCs that they thought looked too much like the early iMacs... here we are. As it happens, I think it's a not unreasonable trademark/branding beef for Apple to have, but Apple can hardly whine when they're on the recieving end of IP lawsuits, given how happy they are to hand them out when it suits.

      Not that will stop the hoards of RDF-weenies from claiming otherwise 8)

    13. Re:Legally speaking, a stroke of genius by MS by Queer+Boy · · Score: 1

      Those both happened to be "trade dress" lawsuits which have nothing to do with patents.

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  2. Business plan for success... by borawjm · · Score: 5, Funny

    1. Steal Apple's technology 2. File a patent before they can 3. Profit!

    1. Re:Business plan for success... by GreyPoopon · · Score: 3, Interesting
      1. Steal Apple's technology 2. File a patent before they can 3. Profit!

      Erm, what am I missing here? Apple introduced the iPod in November, 2001. MS applied for the patent in May, 2002. If they are claiming that th iPod is in violation of their patent, wouldn't the fact that the iPod was released prior to the filing date at least be considered prior art???!?!?

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    2. Re:Business plan for success... by JonTurner · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Except that it doesn't work that way. Our patent system (flawed as it may be) works on rewarding patent to the first to invent, not the first to register for patent. Since Apple can demonstrate that they were shipping product well before MSFT submitted their patent applications, this should be an easy appeal for Apple to win. It's still a hassle, though and in the end the only ones who will benefit are the lawyers.

    3. Re:Business plan for success... by It+doesn't+come+easy · · Score: 1

      Short answer, yes.

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    4. Re:Business plan for success... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple iPod released in 2001.

      Microsoft Patent Filed in 2002.

      Apple Patent Filed later in 2002.

      Microsoft Patent does not hold up due to Prior Art: i.e. the Apple iPod.

      Worst case scenario is that Apple has to fight this to show that it is not a valid patent then no one owns the technology.

    5. Re:Business plan for success... by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 4, Funny
      the only ones who will benefit are the lawyers.

      The older I get, the more I realize that I picked the wrong career.

    6. Re:Business plan for success... by Erwos · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Our patent system (flawed as it may be) works on rewarding patent to the first to invent, not the first to register for patent."

      First to _invent_, not to implement. If Microsoft can produce documentation that they thought of this idea well in advance of Apple's iPod release, they can still retain the patent.

      -Erwos

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    7. Re:Business plan for success... by millennial · · Score: 1, Insightful

      From here:
      Apple's application, filed a year after the iPod was introduced, was rejected July 13. The documents do not identify the iPod by name, a common omission in such petitions. It describes a "portable, pocket-sized multimedia asset player" capable of managing MP3 music files including "a song title, a song artist, a song album, a song length."
      Regardless of whether Apple released the iPod before the patent (which they did), Apple failed to secure a patent before Microsoft did. November-ish 2002 would have been too late. Since Apple doesn't own the patent, they still have to pay licensing fees.

      Our legal/IP system at work.

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    8. Re:Business plan for success... by jacekm · · Score: 0, Troll

      What you mean steal and patent ? Are you suggesting, that Apple emplyees are dumb idiots that has no clue of the patent process and value to protect their invention ? JM

    9. Re:Business plan for success... by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      If you think IT people have long hours you should work with a succesful lawyer.

      I worked with a lawyer who billed 3996 hours one year (he just misseed the award for 4000 so he remembered). That is 75 hours a week of time that he billed for, and as anyone who bills there time knows, a billed hour is more than an hour of work. Not a great job to have. Also, though a lot of lawyers are great people, a lot are completeassholes, and all of them have an ego, which makes the assholes harder to deal with.

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    10. Re:Business plan for success... by GreyPoopon · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Regardless of whether Apple released the iPod before the patent (which they did), Apple failed to secure a patent before Microsoft did. November-ish 2002 would have been too late. Since Apple doesn't own the patent, they still have to pay licensing fees.

      Umm, no. They released the iPod in November, 2001. Although they were late applying for their patent, and therefore can no longer receive a patent on their technology, the fact that they have a product that was on the market before Microsoft even filed for their patent would automatically invalidate Microsoft's patent. Wouldn't it? We call it prior art, don't we?

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    11. Re:Business plan for success... by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes.

      It is not the USPTO's job to invalidate patents, generally; it is the courts.

      The only problem might be in Microsoft's claimed date of invention.

      I believe MS claims they invented one aspect of the ipod's interface before Apple released the iPod. Then it will come down to a very messy lawsuit revealing internal company documents to try and show which company developed that aspect of the interface first.

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    12. Re:Business plan for success... by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      a billed hour is more than an hour of work.

      If you're honest, anyway. Of course, there's no end of lawyers in the news getting caught billing their lunch hour to three different clients while putting in 30 hours of work a day (and they wonder why they have such a bad reputation).

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    13. Re:Business plan for success... by DigitumDei · · Score: 1

      If MS has the patent, then surely they can produce iPod look-a-likes and Apple can't sue them since they hold the patent?

      Apple would first have to spend a ton of money (and more importantly years) getting the patent overturned. During this time MS could undermine their sales of iPods, and thus a large chunk of thier income. Even after getting the patent overturned they'd have to then open another legal battle to get MS to back pay licensing fees. Would apple have the cash to maintain this much litigation against those deep MS pockets?

    14. Re:Business plan for success... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      You cannot apply for a patent on any thing that is already in the public domain, e.g. in a release product.

      Whether microsoft have documentation showing that they thought of it much earlier is irrelevant, the idea was in the public domain with the release of the ipod before the patent was applied for.

    15. Re:Business plan for success... by borawjm · · Score: 1

      What you mean steal and patent ? Are you suggesting, that Apple emplyees are dumb idiots that has no clue of the patent process and value to protect their invention ? JM

      That or create a solid legal department and throw out a patent for anything, no matter how small or large, and if it fails.. so what.. if it does then good for them.

    16. Re:Business plan for success... by utopianfiat · · Score: 1

      I'm only an undergraduate EE... Quick! Hit me over the head with a textbook and convince me to apply to Harvard Law!

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    17. Re:Business plan for success... by EggyToast · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Most likely, if the patent goes to court, it will be invalidated, since the court cares about products on the market prior to the patent date. After all, what's stopping any random joe on the street from simply filing patents after seeing something on the shelves? The product was available prior to the patent filing, so Apple wouldn't be liable.

      To me, what this more likely means is that anyone can produce products with an ipod-like interface.

    18. Re:Business plan for success... by utopianfiat · · Score: 1

      What you mean steal and patent ? Are you suggesting, that Apple emplyees are dumb idiots that has no clue of the patent process and value to protect their invention ? JM

      Patent lawyers should write like this.
      Apple not have first invent! We do critical part before! Party of the first are dumb idiots that has no clue of the patent process and value to protect their invention!
      Sincerely, Mr. Saturn

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    19. Re:Business plan for success... by inode_buddha · · Score: 1

      Not for long. According to this GrokLaw article, Congress is working on a "Patent Reform Act 2005" which includes "first-to-file" provisions.

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    20. Re:Business plan for success... by EggyToast · · Score: 1

      If they're working 30 hours a day, I seriously hope they're billing their lunch!

    21. Re:Business plan for success... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      as Steve Jobs once pointed out, "great artists steal." (Or did you think Apple invented their GUI?)

      They even "steal" from Microsoft. I only realised today, but what is the much-admired Dashboard if not a blatant rip-off of the Active Desktop that Microsoft briefly experimented with in 1998?

    22. Re:Business plan for success... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad he never realized the second part of that: great artists who steal must know how to market. If only Jobs could market his way out of a wet paper bag, Apple would be a serious competitor to Microsoft.

    23. Re:Business plan for success... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have patented the idea of communicating using small drawings to represent sounds over TCP/IP. Please stop or pay my royalties.

    24. Re:Business plan for success... by Hawthorne01 · · Score: 2, Funny
      "Also, though a lot of lawyers are great people, a lot are completeassholes, and all of them have an ego, which makes the assholes harder to deal with."

      And this makes them different from coders...How?

      /me runs and ducks. :)
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    25. Re:Business plan for success... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since Apple can demonstrate that they were shipping product well before MSFT submitted their patent applications

      You just said the submission date wasn't relevant, then you said Apple will win because they had product before MS submitted. There's a non-sequiteur in there somewhere.

      What if MS "invented" it before Apple did, both parties filed late, but Apple beat MS to market? Shouldn't MS win the case then?

      That is the nub of Microsoft's case, and it is by no means open and shut in Apple's favour.

    26. Re:Business plan for success... by ConfigurationManager · · Score: 3, Interesting
      The United States has a "first-to-invent" patent system. Documentation that can establish what the inventor knew and when he knew it is used to determine the true inventor. Internal Apple documentation regarding the design and development of the iPod could be used for this.

      European nations tend to have a "first-to-file" system, where rights go to whoever gets the paperwork done, regardless of who actually did the inventing.

      Plus, if Robert Heinlein's mere description of the water bed in Stranger In a Strange Land could be considered prior art for that invention, then it stands to reason that Apple's production of actual iPods would have to be considered prior art for Microsoft's application.

      This is sloppy work on the part of the USPTO.

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    27. Re:Business plan for success... by MarkGriz · · Score: 1

      "I have patented the idea of communicating using small drawings to represent sounds over TCP/IP. Please stop or pay my royalties."

        |) 0 |-| !

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    28. Re:Business plan for success... by crucini · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't assume that there is only one patent affecting the ipod. For starters, Apple has probably filed a design patent for the physical design. That would bar look-alikes.

    29. Re:Business plan for success... by Electroly · · Score: 3, Informative

      Apple licensed Xerox's IP by giving them a substantial amount of Apple stock, actually. They didn't "steal" anything.

    30. Re:Business plan for success... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They even "steal" from Microsoft. I only realised today, but what is the much-admired Dashboard if not a blatant rip-off of the Active Desktop that Microsoft briefly experimented with in 1998?

      A blatant rip-off of Konfabulator.

      Which was a blatant rip-off of Macintosh desktop widgets from looooong before 1998.

      Try not to be so myopic.

    31. Re:Business plan for success... by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 1

      You can't patent an "idea". Copyrights can be used for specific interface "looks" and Patents for unique functions. There is a lot of similarity with a lot of things. You could also look at the "Docks" used by Next many years before Active Desktop.

      Most of the "Unique" things you've seen in Windows are from the NEXT computer. Which got paid good money to own Apple. ;-)

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    32. Re:Business plan for success... by gstoddart · · Score: 1
      Erm, what am I missing here? Apple introduced the iPod in November, 2001. MS applied for the patent in May, 2002.

      The time of application seems irrelevant here.

      In this case, if your dates are correct, the USPTO granted a patent to Microsoft before they granted one to Apple.

      Apparently, that is who wins.
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    33. Re:Business plan for success... by feijai · · Score: 0
      You cannot apply for a patent on any thing that is already in the public domain
      You absolutely can. The patent office is not interested in whether or not someone else is using your idea publically. All that matters is if you can prove that you had the idea first. And after your idea becomes public (by you or someone else), the clock is ticking for you to file a patent.

      You show that you had the idea first in one of several ways One is to publish the idea before anyone else. Another is to file a provisional patent.

      As Apple was using the idea before Microsoft even patented it, Microsoft's patent will probably be thrown out unless MS can prove that they had the idea prior to Apple. Which I think they probably will not be able to do. But Apple also applied for a patent which they will not now get because the clock has run out.

    34. Re:Business plan for success... by Yahweh+Doesn't+Exist · · Score: 1

      and doesn't releasing a product usually involve designing and testing for a significant time before release anyway? I'm guessing design plans and prototypes give an extra couple of months to Apple's claims at the very least.

    35. Re:Business plan for success... by treff89 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Open mouth, insert foot. Steve Jobs could take a dump in a white paper bag, tout it at the latest MacWorld, and it would be bought up by the thousand by zealots from the world over. Take the iPod for example: it shows Jobs' superiour marketing capabilities. The iPod has absolutely no feature over its competitors: technically, it is so far behind it's not funny, and there are players which are far easier to use than it. However, since it's perceived as "cool" thanks to the marketing genius of Jobs, all the techno-n00bs think about how they want one - and of course, again thanks to the marketing scheme of Apple, they don't know about the alternatives. Case closed.

    36. Re:Business plan for success... by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 5, Informative
      Except that it doesn't work that way. Our patent system (flawed as it may be) works on rewarding patent to the first to invent, not the first to register for patent.

      Right so far...

      Since Apple can demonstrate that they were shipping product well before MSFT submitted their patent applications, this should be an easy appeal for Apple to win

      ...but now you are comparing Apple's invention date with Microsoft's filing date. We don't do that under first-to-invent. We compare Apple's invention date and Microsoft's invention date.

      Microsoft's invention date is before Apple's ship date, so it is not as obvious as you think it is that Apple has an easy appeal here.

      The key fact, that pretty much all the news stories have skipped, is that it doesn't look like the iPod actually infringes Microsoft's patent. Rather, Apple's attempt to broadly patent more than they've actually done (which is normal...you try to patent as much around what you did as you can) got wide enough to hit Microsoft patents, so Apple simply didn't get all the patents they wanted.

    37. Re:Business plan for success... by PortHaven · · Score: 3, Informative

      Question, even considering the iPod as prior art...but I have a frickin Rio (you know before the iPod) the original MP3 player manufacturer. Um, it seems to meet all those mentioned items:

      Portable MP3 player, pocket fit, displays name, artist, etc.

      Plays music...

      WTF?

    38. Re:Business plan for success... by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It is not the USPTO's job to invalidate patents, generally; it is the courts.

      Shouldn't it be though? All these companies want to get this patent crap going in Europe and they still haven't "fixed" ours. The Patent Office MUST do a better job in not making it the job of the courts to fix their bad patents. It costs a lot of money for companies to secure what they innovated. Patents are becoming more of a hinderance to innovation and the consumer than a way for innovators to get a period of profit.

      This really needs to be fixed.

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    39. Re:Business plan for success... by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      Yes, Apple has plenty of money to fight whatever court battles they need to fight. If you automatically lost in court just because your opponent has more money SCO would have been beaten by IBM for that reason rather than (or perhaps in addition to) the fact they had no case.

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    40. Re:Business plan for success... by Rakshasa+Taisab · · Score: 1

      And when you get old enough, you'll realize you've wasted your life at a job you didn't really like. Just for some extra cash.

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    41. Re:Business plan for success... by ari_j · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There are no coders who are great people. ;)

      Lawyers and coders have a lot in common, but with lawyers the stakes of ego disputes are much higher. You file a complaint, he files an answer, and you go on with the war. With coding, you write some code, he fucks it up, and then you go back and fix it. It sucks, but usually nobody gets the death penalty or has to come up with $10 million to pay the awarded damages.

    42. Re:Business plan for success... by ari_j · · Score: 1

      I'd do that, but my law school textbooks make EE textbooks seem both exciting to read and physically lightweight. You'd die from either the impact or the material within. EE is better than law for anyone with a bit of sanity remaining.

    43. Re:Business plan for success... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      --I worked with a lawyer who billed 3996 hours one year (he just misseed the award for 4000 so he remembered)--

      Yeah, those ambulances drive faster now, so I could see where it would take longer to chase them down.

    44. Re:Business plan for success... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's called rounding. Lawyers won't bill in half hour increments, it's rounded up to 1 hour. So 10 minutes answering a phone call from a client is 1 hour billed to them.

    45. Re:Business plan for success... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now name the one that's easier to use.
      And name some features that aren't completely useless (i.e. the ability to play .ogg files and tune to the radio as the reason I bought an mp3 player to begin with was to get away from the radio).

    46. Re:Business plan for success... by tehshen · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Microsoft has lied in court before. Why should anyone believe them so easily now?

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    47. Re:Business plan for success... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ooooo, big word ... "Myopic" ... feel important now, champ?

    48. Re:Business plan for success... by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 1

      I think the hidden truth behind some of this "sloppy work" and other rediculous rulings (including the Supreme Court) might be a little "something something" on the side. Or a job for a Nephew for 6 figures. Sure there is a lot of incompetence or it might be Apple didn't file correctly or the description was too broad (but what about all the REALLY BROAD crap M$ patented for C#?), but the iPod was pretty well known before the Microsoft patent came about and the whole thing smells of "something on the side". I think a good alternate job for me would be to do background checks of judges and patent agents whenever something this screwy comes about--make my living as a whistle-blower. If I had any skill at detective work, that is.

      The "First-to-File" system seems really bad to me. It is good in that it gets rid of the "guess work" but it also makes Legal work more imporant than innovation. It invalidates the whole point for society to even have patents. Just look at all the cyber-squatters who make a living selling domain names... just imagine if an advanced, skilled and well trained American Lawyer Leach (ALL) made its way into the innocent European courts... all day long the ALL could patent things that innovators missed and sit back and collect royalties on things the ALL can barely spell. It is kind of innevitable.

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    49. Re:Business plan for success... by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 1

      I was working with a company that would get a $1500 bill for a FAX of some boiler plate work that we didn't ask for. If we didn't use him for a while, we'd get a damn FAX. 20-25% of our start-up costs were on legal fees.

      I'm sure we could have at least 400 entries of anectdotal evidence of Lawyer over billing.

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    50. Re:Business plan for success... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Never underestimate just how fucked up the USPO actually is. With that thought in mind; MS is likely to be awarded the patent without so much as a whimper.

    51. Re:Business plan for success... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... but you'll look at your two houses, yacht, BMW, motorhome, truck, snowmobile, Ducatti motorcycle, hot wife and you'll just shrug our shoulders, "Oh, well."

    52. Re:Business plan for success... by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Yeah, this congress hasn't F'd up everything under the sun yet. So much yet to ruin.

      Energy, Healthcare, Science, Defense, Bankruptcy, Search and Seizure, Privacy.

      Privatizing water and air is next. Some much left to do. Evil work never ends.

      Backround checks and a license to protest are next. Seems we need to know more about people who complain than we get to know about public servants. Know what I mean?

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    53. Re:Business plan for success... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh yeah, and if before you die you somehow develop some sort of awareness regarding consumption and greed, all that crap is gonna come down on you soooo hard. have fun.

    54. Re:Business plan for success... by kidlinux · · Score: 4, Informative

      "Apple failed to secure a patent before Microsoft did."

      As mentioned above, the USA runs on a first to invent system, not a first to file.

      In Canada, it's first to file. Everywhere else, Apple is screwed (and so is Microsoft) because of public disclosure (North America is the only place with a 1 year grace period for patenting after public disclosure.)

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    55. Re:Business plan for success... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All pro-iPod agendas aside, why is this bait? (yes, it is I, treff89). I logically present an argument, lace it with fact, and spice it up with some random humour. Metamoderation is obviously not working.

    56. Re:Business plan for success... by MrAnnoyanceToYou · · Score: 1

      Glancing at your sig, I'm surprised you've missed this classic Corleone quote:

      "One lawyer with his briefcase can steal more money than ten thousand men with guns."

    57. Re:Business plan for success... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that a genuine hours' work, or "thinking time" -- which is also billed for by lawyers (I shit you not). That's in addition to the other points raised, such as not billing fractional hours.

    58. Re:Business plan for success... by prefect42 · · Score: 2, Informative

      No. If you thought of the idea before, but didn't patent it, then it would be a trade secret. You have a choice, either you put the information in the public domain by filing for a patent application (thus gaining protection) or you keep your information to yourself and have no such protection.

      Patents were created to encourage information disclosure by providing benefits to those who did. If you fail to submit a patent application and someone else comes up with the same idea later, you have no rights. You'd be able to hinder them from getting a patent granted, but that's about it.

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    59. Re:Business plan for success... by treff89 · · Score: 0, Troll

      What's easier to use? Apart from the obvious - such as the iAudio X5 and the like - there is the simple issue that 10 minutes of reading the instructions on players which are supposedly "harder to use" (the only iPod fanatics' remaining argument) enables the extremely efficient use of not only the player itself, but the extra features it possesses. Further, there are many people with entire music libraries encoded in .ogg (I believe the p2p stat is about 10% on bittorrent - FireFox has a similar usage rate, and look at the fuss being made about it.) As a final swift blow to your "rebuttal", EVEN IF you don't happen to like listening to the radio, _the feature is there for those who do_. Want to listen to the radio on the iPod? It's a $100AUD accessory. Virtually any other HDD-DAP? Comes with it. Gives a bit of perspective, hey?

    60. Re:Business plan for success... by lbmouse · · Score: 1

      Sure he billed AND actually worked 3996 hours, sure he did *wink* *wink* Because we all know how honest lawyers are *nudge* nudge*

      Q: How do you know when an attorney is lying?
      A: His lips are moving
       
      The day after a verdict had been entered against his client, the lawyer rushed to the judge's chambers, demanding that the case be reopened, saying: "I have new evidence that makes a huge difference in my client's defense."
       
      The judge asked, "What new evidence could you have?"
       
      The lawyer replied, "My client has an extra $10,000, and I just found out about it"

    61. Re:Business plan for success... by cblanc · · Score: 0

      I think this will go somewhere along the lines of the Linux naming ordeal years ago.

    62. Re:Business plan for success... by stanmann · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, the description in Stranger doesn't contribute as "prior art" but as not "non-obvious".

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    63. Re:Business plan for success... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      So name a missing feature that you can't rationalise away the importance of. Gee.. that's a toughy.

      Unfortunantly your powers of rationalisation are too strong for me, so we'll just ignore the fact that it can't deal with a hugely popular (in the geek sector) format. As for getting away from the radio, I recomend locking yourself in your basement and gibbering to yourself, it's fun and rewarding. Radio may not be perfect but there are times when it's nice to hear about what people other than yourself are thinking about. Maybe I'm spoiled in australia by having a good selection of abc channels that have no advertising, just occasionally annoying presenters.

    64. Re:Business plan for success... by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      I can honestly say for a fact that in the week I worked with him every single moment was dedicated to the case.

      In the week and a half I worked with him he probably put in over 180 hours of work.

      I worked on a 4.5 week trial and personally put in over 380 hours of work, there were associate attornies that were their every time I showed up and everytime I left, I cannot imagine how much work they did.

      I was working on a case with around 1800 exhibits, when glancing over trial testimony the lawyers could from memmory come up with letters and faxes that disputed what was being said. That is a profound amount of time they spent reading to get all that. There was another 30 cases of paper that they would sometimes be like, we better get that faxe from case 20 and enter it as an exhibit.

      There are a lot of cheats in the field, but I honestly believe that most good lawyers work extreme amounts of time, and are in situations at least as bad as the coders at EA (but the lawyers do make more).

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    65. Re:Business plan for success... by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      You have up to a year to apply for a patent for something you invent. I'm not sure if this applies if you invent and sell it...

    66. Re:Business plan for success... by tgibbs · · Score: 1

      If MS has the patent, then surely they can produce iPod look-a-likes and Apple can't sue them since they hold the patent?

      That's assuming that there is only one patent. If the iPod is covered by multiple patents, as is commonly the case, then MS would only be able to copy the features covered by their patent.

    67. Re:Business plan for success... by zapp · · Score: 1

      Wow. Paranoid much?

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    68. Re:Business plan for success... by Stone+Cold+Troll · · Score: 1

      Steve Jobs could take a dump in a white paper bag, tout it at the latest MacWorld, and it would be bought up by the thousand by zealots from the world over.

      OMG!!!!! Are you serious??!? Have they announced a release date? Where can I get this iDump? Does it smell too?

    69. Re:Business plan for success... by balamw · · Score: 1

      As ckaminski also points, out published prior art can only be used to invalidate a patent outright if it was published > 12 months before the patent in question was applied for, and it must contain ALL of the elements of the patent. e.g. if version 1.0 of the iPod interface didn't include all of the elements of the MS patent, but a later version did it could mean trouble. For most of the rest of the world, the fact that the iPod was sold in Nov 2001 means that its interface at that time can no longer be patented, by anyone.

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    70. Re:Business plan for success... by abulafia · · Score: 2, Funny
      In the week and a half I worked with him he probably put in over 180 hours of work.

      This reminds me of the old joke...

      A bright, promising attorney dies in a car crash. He gets to the pearly gates, and St. Peter greets him. "Robert! You must be the 79 year old attorney who just wrecked his Porsche."

      Robert says, "Um... I did wreck my porsche... but I'm 38."

      "Not according to your billing records..."

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    71. Re:Business plan for success... by Gopal.V · · Score: 1
      > Apple licensed Xerox's IP by giving them a substantial amount of Apple stock, actually.

      Apple employees were given access to the Xerox research facility and attend talks conducted by the staff. A lot of Xerox techs of the time had complained a lot - but it's funny how the same thing happened to Apple, but the techs thought it was cool to demo pre-production stuff in detail.

      Apple also poached some of the techs who disagreed with the Xerox management - they were scooped up by Apple when they were bitter about under-funded UI development projects (Jef Raskin etc..).
    72. Re:Business plan for success... by theAtomicFireball · · Score: 2, Informative
      and as anyone who bills there time knows, a billed hour is more than an hour of work

      Not necessarily so with Lawyers. They typically bill in increments - usually 6 minutes (1/10th hour), but some billing in larger increments - 15 minutes, 30 minutes, a few crooks actually use whole hours.

      So, Joe Lawyer makes five one minute phone calls (yes, I've seen it happen, and more than five). He just billed at least 30 minutes of work and possibly as much as 6 hours for those five minutes.

      Unlike many other bill-for-time professions like consultants, Lawyers often bill far more than they actually work -- legally (read the retention contract if you hire a lawyer, it'll be in there, you signed it, you agreed to it, it's legal), and they usually have paralegals, admins, and clerks who do a lot of that extra non-billable stuff that other professionals spend their non-billable time doing. They do lose time to business development (i.e. Rain Making), but I don't really count the bulk of that as "work".

      How do I know? I was a lawyer (okay, I guess I technically still am, but don't practice). I got disgusted with the industry and went into the less dishonest business of software development and then later management consulting, so I've played both billing games and watched others play both.

      Personally, I can't agree with this posters assessment of many lawyers being "great" people. Very few laywers, in my opinion, are "great" people. Many start out as at least "good" people, and some even as "great" people, but you stay in the business long enough, you sell your soul so thoroughly that you lose whatever "greatness" you may have had.

      The exception to that are the selfless souls who work for crap pay for a cause they believe in despite debilitating student loans. Those people, I think, qualify as "great", even if I don't believe in their cause.

      Those that get the hell out of Dodge stand a chance at regaining their humanity as well, something I've been working on for ten years now.
    73. Re:Business plan for success... by mavenguy · · Score: 5, Informative

      Not so fast.

      If Apple's date of publication were more than one year prior to Microsoft's filing date, then it would constitute a "statutory bar" under 35 USC 102, more specifically paragraph (b). However, since the presumed disclosure date is less than one year prior to the filing date, then paragraph (a) must be applied. And the relevant event for the applicant is not the application filing date, but, rather, the "invention" by the applicant.

      Since applicants don't provide the date of invention as part of the application, for the purposes of patent application prosecution, the filing date is presumed to be the date of invention. If the applicant wants to overcome a rejection based on 102(a) prior art (also applies if the prior art is used in an obviousness rejection under 35 USC 103) then the applicant must establish this via an oath or declaration under 37 CFR 1.131 (sorry, too lazy to get the link) to "swear behind" the date of the prior art. In the case where the prior art is a US Patent which claims "the same" invention, however, then this procedure cannot be used; the priority of invention must be determined by a vastly more complex procedure called interference, where the two parties battle it out to determine priority of invention.

      And that last sentence raises a question in my mind... if the Microsoft allowed application's claims are ones that Apple could make then why can't Apple copy Microsoft's claims and provoke an interference? Without seeing both files it's hard to judge what's technically and legally going on here, although PC Mag's story notes the Microsoft application as 20030221541 (series 10 application No 158,674 for those brave enough to look at the image file wrapper). I haven't found a clear source for the identity of Apple's application. The Register's story has some links, but the speculated Apple application doesn't appear to be the one being discussed.

    74. Re:Business plan for success... by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 1

      Quite a few people maintain that the stock was in exchange for a tour of the facility and that no IP rights were exchanged.

    75. Re:Business plan for success... by DJCacophony · · Score: 1

      While it may be prior art for the first gen ipod, all versions of the ipod created after the patent was approved (ipod mini, ipod photo, larger sizes of the ipod, maybe even ipod shuffle) would not fall under the prior art argument.

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    76. Re:Business plan for success... by Locutus · · Score: 1

      and you can file a provisional patent for $100 to "fix" the invention date.

      It'll be interesting to see how this plays out. Was there corporate espionage involved? Who copied whom and how was it done? The short period surrounding all this seems to imply something "interesting" was going on. IMHO.

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    77. Re:Business plan for success... by Fareq · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes they could.

      Apple could sue you, but they'd have no case. In fact, Apple *would* sue you, and Jobs would throw a temper tantrum in some media outlet. But they'd still have no case. So long as your product wasn't marketed as an "iPod" -- or anything someone might confuse with "iPod" (so don't try "uPod" -- that ought to be legal, but it makes Apple's case go from "no case" to "not likely" -- and since they've got money and lawyers, that's a big risk.)

      Microsoft could sue you, and then you'd be the one who has to deal with the patent headache... you'd win... if you didn't run out of money first. You might possibly perhaps if you're really really nice get a little help from Apple in your case, as they'd have a vested interest in invalidating the MS patent -- even though Jobs would probably want to see you burn for ripping off his iPod.

    78. Re:Business plan for success... by mart459 · · Score: 1

      OK - old story - basis for patents used to be who got there first. One of my great-grandfathers developed a revolver. Tried to patent it (and had many built at a local factory) but the "official" ruling was that Sam Colt had his patent into the patent office TWO HOURS before gr-grandad.

      And - for reference - you can blame my father for the microwave oven. Did not invent it, that was a guy from Maine whose name escapes me now (Dr. Tappen did the first HOME microwave) anyway - as Dad was one of the assistants to Charlie Adams, he was doing a job around the area where the microwave group was. There was an accident where he got hit on the head. The head of the group took dad into his office and "radaranged" a cup of coffee for him and they started discussing the microwave. As it ends up - the people at Raytheon were trying to make it a fancy oven - had a fancy french chef on duty trying to make recipies, etc. My father apparently (according to articles) looked at the manager and said "wrong market - from what I saw you need to sell this to places that need a quick way to heat up food. Like if a Greyhound pulls up to your diner and needs to feed everyone and you only have one cook. Freeze the food ahead of time and use this to reheat it".

      And if the old "New England Expo Center" is still there on Rt. 128, there might still be a brass plaque mentioning that it was the first solid state production line - with my dad as the designer. Haven't been there for many years - Boston is too crowded and too high taxed for me.

    79. Re:Business plan for success... by EggyToast · · Score: 1

      Yes, you're right. I keep forgetting that "suing successfully with reasonable cause" and "suing just 'cause" are technically both viable for getting a case accepted and defendents indicted.

    80. Re:Business plan for success... by jessicadeline · · Score: 1

      Sounds like their usual mode of operation doesn't it?

    81. Re:Business plan for success... by hey! · · Score: 1

      It is not the USPTO's job to invalidate patents, generally; it is the courts.

      True.

      And it's not the physician's job to deal with dead bodies; it's the undertaker's.

      Then it will come down to a very messy lawsuit revealing internal company documents to try and show which company developed that aspect of the interface first.

      Maybe, But it's not like companies don't keep records. If Apple's files show the features in question were being disscussed at Apple before they were being discussed at MS, then they have an iron clad example of prior art .

      Since it's not in dispute that that Apple was selling iPods before MS filed for ths patent, then their next line of defense if obviousness, using the independent "invention" of the idea by two independent groups as evidence. IANAL, but I suspect that this, while far from sufficient do demonstrate obviousness, would put them in a much stronger position to argue against the patent than if they had started in on the idea after MS filed.

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    82. Re:Business plan for success... by geoffspear · · Score: 1

      Do you also "keep forgetting" a bunch of other stuff you don't know about law, such as how defendants in a civil suit aren't indicted?

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    83. Re:Business plan for success... by ryanov · · Score: 1

      Paranoid = awake? I'm not sure what dialect you're using here.

    84. Re:Business plan for success... by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If it were On Topic, I could provide you links for all the bills I'm talking about. Then I could spend an hour on each one to tell you how it screws you and helps a campaign donater. My perspective has a bit to do with information--and not just "feelings".

      Here is a quick preview;
      Energy Bill of 2005 -- this wonderful bill gives about $14 billion to oil companies, just so companies like Exxon will continue to give us oil while bringing in $64 Billion in the last quarter alone. The Energy bill was written by energy Lobbyists. The rest goes to Nuclear and a pittance to some alternative technology which is just keeping up with previous government support, just rolled into a nice steaming piece of pork.

      The recent Healthcare reform act spends tax money to pay drug companies to give an ~ 17% discount to seniors, depending if they got the correct discount card among 75 options. Before this bill went into action, drug providers raised their rates about 20%--just in time. By the way, they also are having record profits, reporting double digit year over year growth for the most part. All for a mere $450 Billion (projected). Wonder why kids in your neighborhood beg door to door for school books now?

      Science. The science advisor now reports to an intern, in case any real science actually came out to refute all the good "there is no global warming" science paid for by Exxon, et al. This administration has been critisized (first in history) by over 2000 scientists (I forget the petition they signed). Of course, if you stop believing in science, theory holds that it will "just go away". We'll see. If the Intelligent Design crap didn't convince you of an anti-science stance...

      Defense... did you not notice a few things we have been doing? Our security is FUBAR but at least this is keeping up employment and exports. Once they add it to the balance sheet, the fantasy economic numbers might look even worse or need more fantasy adjustments.

      Bankruptcy Reform Act. Written by Credit Card Lobbyists (forgot the name of the guy, but he bragged about writing it whole cloth--I suppose for his resume). The Dems couldn't get a limit of 40% interest for Credit Card issuers. It makes it more difficult and expensive (ironic, no?) to declare bankruptcy. Most bankruptcy is due to health care expenses of people who actually have insurance. Credit Card companies are experiencing record profits.

      Search and Seizure--um Patriot Act I & II. Heard of it?

      Privacy. Homeland security; Much of what they do is tantamount to domestic spying. Didja know, that Tom Delay used them to find house members to vote for redistricting in Texas? Also good source for direct marketing. Too tired to do more research. Google; Herbert Hoover, big jerk. For fun, look for parallels.

      Just because I'm paranoid doesn't make me wrong. This is OT but it is important.

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    85. Re:Business plan for success... by swelke · · Score: 1

      that they have a product that was on the market before Microsoft even filed for their patent would automatically invalidate Microsoft's patent. Wouldn't it? We call it prior art, don't we?

      Yes, we call that prior art. Prior art does not invalidate a patent, because patents are not issued when prior art exists. All facts to the contrary are illusory.

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    86. Re:Business plan for success... by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 1
    87. Re:Business plan for success... by swelke · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Does this mean that Microsoft has given up on software patents in Europe?
      Everybody has been saying that the pro-software-patent folks in Europe (MS is the leader of the pack there) killed their bill deliberately to wait until some of the heat died off. Given that, you'd think MS would try to play down their more "evil" patents in the US so as not to scare Europeans any more than necessary.

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    88. Re:Business plan for success... by BaltoStar · · Score: 1

      Are you being sarcastic? If not ... so you believe that the USPTO is omniscient ? Any patent issued always implies that no prior art existed prior to application filing date ?

    89. Re:Business plan for success... by swelke · · Score: 1

      Slashdot readers always get the joke. Any who appear not to get the joke only prove the rule.

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    90. Re:Business plan for success... by KarmaMB84 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But what if Microsoft thad really invented it first and simply hadn't gotten their designs out or weren't going to release hardware themselves? In that case, they would be right to try to get the patent before Apple screws them and their partners with an iPod patent.

    91. Re:Business plan for success... by qwerty75 · · Score: 1

      Ummm. I think you mean the MPMan. http://www.mpmaneurope.com/ They had the first Portable MP3 Player in 1997. Everything since is a copy.

    92. Re:Business plan for success... by k31bang · · Score: 1

      You happen to be missing one important piece of information. We are living in (Cue heavily reverbed voice)bizarro world!!!

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    93. Re:Business plan for success... by jcr · · Score: 1

      I believe MS claims they invented one aspect of the ipod's interface before Apple released the iPod.

      If so, then it would place the invention squarely within the period of Apple and MS's five-year patent cross-license agreement, which they signed in 1998.

      -jcr

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    94. Re:Business plan for success... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If he's putting in that many hours a week.

      I guess he's a good lawyer. Not necessarily a successful one.

      And if you're not one of the successful cash grubbing sharks..why even sully yourself with practicing law?

    95. Re:Business plan for success... by EggyToast · · Score: 1

      Yep, which is why I'm posting my opinion, and not offering legal advice.

    96. Re:Business plan for success... by pomo+monster · · Score: 1

      "we'll just ignore the fact that it can't deal with a hugely popular (in the geek sector) format"

      And you're asking us to ignore the fact that OGG can't deal with a hugely popular (everywhere) player. What's more important to you, the player and its design and interface, or the file format it happens to use?

      Besides, OGG isn't even popular in the geek community. It's maybe popular in the geek loser community. Get over it.

    97. Re:Business plan for success... by John+Siracusa · · Score: 1
      Except that it doesn't work that way. Our patent system (flawed as it may be) works on rewarding patent to the first to invent, not the first to register for patent.

      That's true now, but not for long if the Patent Reform Act of 2005 passes into law. You can read more about it in this Groklaw article.

      Ah, Congress...always finding a way to mak things even worse.

    98. Re:Business plan for success... by millennial · · Score: 1

      It really depends on when Microsoft claims it came up with the idea. If they have documented evidence showing that the idea behind the patent was created before the iPod was created, then MS has prior art, not Apple. Not that it matters; Sony, Creative and a bunch of other MP3 player producers also have prior art. The whole case seems inherently flawed to me.

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    99. Re:Business plan for success... by millennial · · Score: 1

      I stand thoroughly and efficiently corrected.

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    100. Re:Business plan for success... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is the first time i have heard a 6 letter common word be described as "big" .in fact its possibly the shortest word or compound word you use for its purpose .
      You could replace it with , short-sighted , narrow-minded , unimaginative all of which are far bigger and a lot more useful during a game of scrabble (if you allow compound words that is )

    101. Re:Business plan for success... by Kadin2048 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Not true at all.

      As others have pointed out, in the U.S. what matters is who invented the device or process first, not who filed the patent. The patent of course is easy proof that you had invented the device by the filing date, but it doesn't preclude someone from challenging the patent by showing evidence that they invented it first. I believe that the burden of proof is on the challenger of the patent, though, to show they invented it earlier.

      Also as others have pointed out, the "earlier" invention needs to encompass all of the elements patented, not just a few, in order to invalidate it. Whether MS was smart enough to think of that and include in their patent some things which either aren't used on the iPod or weren't added until recently, I don't know.

      Although I think Apple is clearly in the right here, and the legal system will be on their side, the whole situation concerns me. It just seems like one of those things that shouldn't be able to happen.

      Funny how those things so often involve Microsoft, eh?

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    102. Re:Business plan for success... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you seriously put "motorhome" in there? ...

      Yeah, every rich person I know has a motorhome, because they can't afford to stay at nice hotels when they travel.

    103. Re:Business plan for success... by Sathias · · Score: 1

      The thing I don't get is that when someone applies for a patent there is a period of three months where the patent is advertised so people can challenge it. If it gets through this time without being challenged, then it is given to them and if anyone then wants to challenge it, they have an expensive legal case on their hands. I have seen this recently when a client put a patent on part of a system I wrote for him (which I'm not overly pleased with, incidentally), no-one challenged it, now that he has it and is sending out letters people are getting their feathers ruffled.

      Now these people are not big corporations so it doesn't surprise me that they missed it when it was advertised. But surely companies as big as Apple or MS have teams of lawyers that watch these applicatons for prior art? They certainly have teams of lawyers applying for and fighting these things.

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    104. Re:Business plan for success... by tehshen · · Score: 1

      Oh my, I guess no one thought to look anything up for themselves before moderating:

      http://www.lamlaw.com/DOJvsMicrosoft/WrapAndFlowWe ek21.html
      http://www.chguy.net/news/feb99/demoMS.html
      http://wired-vig.wired.com/news/politics/0,1283,17 689,00.html

      Microsoft made a video showing how IE could be removed, which looked like it had been edited and was false. It would be just as easy for them to make up some 'prior art' for this case.

      http://www.windowsitpro.com/Article/ArticleID/1851 2/18512.html
      http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/10/11/ms_legal_m ail_autodestruct/
      http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/05/24/allchin_de stroy_email_claim/
      http://www.windowsitpro.com/Article/ArticleID/4455 5/44555.html

      They may have also destroyed important e-mails. This is not the same as the current case but is worth noting anyway.

      Microsoft's past actions shouldn't make it any more believable, in any case.

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    105. Re:Business plan for success... by Squozen · · Score: 1

      And if internal documentation showed that both Apple and Microsoft had invented the menuing system at the same time (without being influenced by each other), doesn't that prove that the patent is invalid as the method is obvious and could be invented by any decent designer?

    106. Re:Business plan for success... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sometimes I think Anarchy would be a better way to live

    107. Re:Business plan for success... by gstoddart · · Score: 1
      As others have pointed out, in the U.S. what matters is who invented the device or process first, not who filed the patent.

      I'm not putting that forward as what I think should be the case. I was explaining to the parent poster the discrepancy.

      Truthfully, if this patent is upheld, everything you just said will have been obviated.

      And then we're all screwed.
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    108. Re:Business plan for success... by Gumber · · Score: 1

      US Patent law is "first to invent" not "first to file" and certainly not "first to ship product"

    109. Re:Business plan for success... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being able to play the music I have without tedious reencoding is much more important. Why would I care about some player's user interface that much? So long as I can find the track I want and maybe have a random mode it does the job. There are some players that have managed to make that much functionality a lot of trouble but there are plenty that are quite well built.

    110. Re:Business plan for success... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And there is the insight...Apple will not invalidate this patent

    111. Re:Business plan for success... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's my opinion: Shut the FUCK up.

  3. ftfa by Evro · · Score: 3, Funny

    David Kaefer, Microsoft's director of intellectual property licensing, said it was open to letting other firms patent its innovations.

    Great news source. There's a world of difference between "let other firms patent its inventions" and "let other firms license its patents."

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    1. Re:ftfa by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Damn! I was going to patent every patentable idea MS had ever had and then license the patents back to them.

    2. Re:ftfa by telecsan · · Score: 1

      Damn! I was going to patent every patentable idea MS had ever had and then license the patents back to them

      MS has shown that this business model works well.

  4. Like IBM situationn by Feminist-Mom · · Score: 3, Informative

    There was a similar situation between AT&T and IBM in the late 80's regarding fiber optics technology. In that case the ruling was in favor of AT&T (which would be Apple in this case.)

  5. Apple won't pay a dime to MS over this patent. by FatRatBastard · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Two words: Prior Art. MS filed two months after the debut of the iPod. Apple got caught with their pants down by filing late, but I doubt seriously MS will be able to collect a dime on the patents.

    1. Re:Apple won't pay a dime to MS over this patent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Parent is nonsense. RTFA yourself.

    2. Re:Apple won't pay a dime to MS over this patent. by sirket · · Score: 1

      That's only the initial ruling. Apple will appeal and prior art (the iPod itself) will be considered and the whole patent will be thrown out.

      -sirket

    3. Re:Apple won't pay a dime to MS over this patent. by Average_Joe_Sixpack · · Score: 2, Insightful

      but I doubt seriously MS will be able to collect a dime on the patents.
       
      That's not the strategy. MS wants to tie [insert competitor here] into a lengthy expensive legal fight.

    4. Re:Apple won't pay a dime to MS over this patent. by rwven · · Score: 1

      Lets hope not. I think with all the work MS is "trying" to do to improve their image, this would completely thrash any sense of being human they have accumulated.

      I think the first step in patent reform is for companies to start challenging patents that already exist. Not their pathetic plan for challenging new patents. And on another note, it's hard to blame the USPO since they're highly understaffed and underfunded all while having more patents submitted than ever before. i guess that would make the first step: giving them more resources...

    5. Re:Apple won't pay a dime to MS over this patent. by FatRatBastard · · Score: 1

      Now that I can (somewhat) believe. If MS decides to persue this in order to distract Apple then a lot of lawyers are going to make a lot of money. Should be fun to watch.

      The upside to all of this that everyone seems to be missing is that now Apple can't go around suing everyone who makes an mp3 player whose controls are anything slightly iPod'ish.

    6. Re:Apple won't pay a dime to MS over this patent. by gandy909 · · Score: 1

      Me thinks that would just result in even more rediculous patents being issued even faster...

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    7. Re:Apple won't pay a dime to MS over this patent. by jurt1235 · · Score: 1

      Does this then mean that apple just gets the patent overturned or that they themselves will get the new patent.

      In the first case: Nice, in the second case: who cares.

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    8. Re:Apple won't pay a dime to MS over this patent. by JanneM · · Score: 1

      IANAPL, but I remember hearing that in the US, you can in fact file a patent for up to a year after public prior art if you can show that you were in fact working on the patent before that time.

      Which sucks, but hey, it's not like your system wasn't broken already.

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    9. Re:Apple won't pay a dime to MS over this patent. by rwven · · Score: 1

      However, the patent reform plans allow for challenging any patent that's granted within 90 days of the day it's approved.

      If they employed a group of people to handle these cases, I think it would make a big difference. Companies would stop spending thousands a day to patent everything they could think of because stupid patents, patents that are basically for other peoples technology (iPod) and overbroad patents would be challenged by competing companies.

      You'd probably end up seeing a lot of really legit and true patents filed and there would eventually be a stop to this "patent everything you can find" crap.

    10. Re:Apple won't pay a dime to MS over this patent. by seven+of+five · · Score: 1

      I think with all the work MS is "trying" to do to improve their image,

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    11. Re:Apple won't pay a dime to MS over this patent. by eXtro · · Score: 1

      No, but Microsoft can. I can't see a lot of people thinking "Ahh, that huge megacompany Apple doesn't hold the patent, soft squishy Microsoft does, let's violate their patent!"

    12. Re:Apple won't pay a dime to MS over this patent. by 2names · · Score: 1
      ...it's not like your system wasn't broken already

      Thanks, Mr. Obvious, I never made the connection.

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  6. If there's any intelligence... by heinousjay · · Score: 3, Funny

    If there's any intelligence in the court system, this will be reversed. Guess Apple is screwed.

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    1. Re:If there's any intelligence... by JonTurner · · Score: 2, Funny

      If there's any intelligence in the court system...

      Ah, young Jedi. Much to learn, you have. /Yoda

    2. Re:If there's any intelligence... by John+Harrison · · Score: 1

      Um, did you read the follow on sentece?

    3. Re:If there's any intelligence... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent 100% retard. Thank you.

  7. It's Sky news by laptop006 · · Score: 1

    Not the bloody BBC.

    The only thing in there is speculation. It's doubtful that MS would get away with it for reasons that have been covered earlier (Apple's patent horde, Apple challenging the patent, etc.)

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  8. Prior art? by richdun · · Score: 1

    Doesn't the fact that iPods were shipping over six months before the patent was filed by the MS employee mean the application doesn't mean much? Every time one of these patent fights comes up I get just more and more confused.

    1. Re:Prior art? by HTTP+Error+403+403.9 · · Score: 1

      That's like someone patenting the George Foreman grill after buying it on a home shopping channel.

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    2. Re:Prior art? by mattyrobinson69 · · Score: 1

      *considers patenting the microprocessor*

      any lawyers with some spare time here?

  9. Foreign Currency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    pay them in canadian dollars and it will be cheaper.

    1. Re:Foreign Currency by nek · · Score: 1

      not *much* cheaper these days.

  10. When did this happen? by HTTP+Error+403+403.9 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The US Patent Office has ruled that Microsoft has the right to charge competitors a licence fee for each iPod sold.
    I know there was a denial of a patent but when did the Patent Office say Apple needs to pay a license fee? Sounds like crappy reporting using speculation rather than facts.
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    1. Re:When did this happen? by squiggleslash · · Score: 2, Informative
      They didn't. They ruled that Microsoft has the right to charge (anyone) a license fee for each (device that contains technology covered by the patent) sold (or even to prevent others from selling devices containing the technologies concerned at all.) They did this by saying the magic words "Patent granted!"

      Sky's interpretation is a little more specific, but is nonetheless accurate. Your interpretation of Sky's interpretation, however, is flawed. The Patent Office has not said Apple needs to pay a license fee. They've merely said that Microsoft has the right to charge one. It's up to Microsoft, at this point, if Apple needs to pay a license fee.

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    2. Re:When did this happen? by HTTP+Error+403+403.9 · · Score: 3, Informative
      Wrong!

      Microsoft doesn't hold the patent, they have an earlier patent filing but the patent has not been granted. Microsoft does not have the right to charge Apple a licence fee for each iPod sold.

      Sky is wrong.

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  11. lose lose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Should I be happy, or sad? Who do I want to win, Microsoft or Apple... :(

    1. Re:lose lose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Neither root for Jesus, he died for your sins.

  12. Is it just iPod? by tinrobot · · Score: 1

    Seems like Microsoft can use that patent against any company that produces an mp3 player.

    It's obscene how companies are allowed to patent the obvious. Has anyone patented buttered bread yet? If not, I'll be filing today.

    1. Re:Is it just iPod? by Winterblink · · Score: 1

      I just ate some prior art for that, sorry.

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    2. Re:Is it just iPod? by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1

      If not?
      Why should that be any sort of dissuasion? This is the patent office we're talking about here.

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    3. Re:Is it just iPod? by djdavetrouble · · Score: 5, Funny

      Has anyone patented buttered bread yet?

      No, but I have several butter related patents pending.

      1. The Butter Pen. Put your standard stick of butter in and draw the butter on to your toast/pancakes/waffles/etc. The butter pen automatically maintains the butter at the perfect temperature for spreading. the butter.

      2. The Butter Powered Clock. Harnessing the internal power of butter, just feed it a new stick of butter every sunday and this clock will keep running. Plus as an added bonus your room will smell nice and butttery.

      3. Popcorn Irrigation System. Ever notice how the popcorn on top gets all the butter and by the time you reach the bottom, you are gnawing on dry butterless popcorn? The Popcorn Irrigation System solves that problem once and for all by equally distributing the butter to the entire batch. Using a system of pressurized tubes and nozzles along with liquid butter, each kernel is misted equally with delicious butter.

      4. Butter Rifle. For long distance buttering hobbyists. How tight is your spread?

      I better not spill all the beans, these inventions are really pushing the limits of butter technology to the next phase. You can see how exciting the field still is though.

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    4. Re:Is it just iPod? by hotani · · Score: 1

      Tonight at 11: Microsoft patents breathing.

      Everyone in the country owes age*$400 in retro licensing fees!

    5. Re:Is it just iPod? by Bad+Ad · · Score: 1

      I better not spill all the beans

      you mean butter beans, right?

    6. Re:Is it just iPod? by goldspider · · Score: 1

      The merits of this patent aside, you have an odd take on "obvious".

      Buttered bread = obvious

      I don't think that a compact device with tiny complex electronic components that stores and plays back audio files quite fits that same definition.

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    7. Re:Is it just iPod? by ari_j · · Score: 1

      Who wants a martini? *shakeshake*

      Just please, no butter martinis.

    8. Re:Is it just iPod? by Maserati · · Score: 1

      Everybody likes butter beans !

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    9. Re:Is it just iPod? by xenoandroid · · Score: 1

      Mmm...butter martinis...

    10. Re:Is it just iPod? by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 1
      The merits of this patent aside, you have an odd take on "obvious".

      Buttered bread = obvious

      I don't think that a compact device with tiny complex electronic components that stores and plays back audio files quite fits that same definition.


      This patent doesn't cover the electronic components or even the thumb slider. The Microsoft patent covers the way you move the selection through the menu. Right arrow allows you to expose more options under the selected row, and up and down allow you to move through them. One finger can travel an entire list.

      Really, if it is the first time you ever buttered bread, it would be actually more complicated. If it is the first time you saw bread and butter, perhaps it wouldn't be so obvious. You could say, place the knife on the bread and keep the butter in its tub on top of the knife. This alone is worth $10 Million. The rest of us should just keep our nose to the grindstone so that we can keep our innovators rewarded properly.
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    11. Re:Is it just iPod? by homesteader · · Score: 2, Funny

      Popcorn
      Irrigation
      Spray
      System

      An elaborate system of reservoirs, valves, pressure sensors and delivery ducts to evenly mist your popcorn with warm yellow liquid . . . salt included.

    12. Re:Is it just iPod? by OldManAndTheC++ · · Score: 2, Funny
      How tight is your spread?

      Hey! No need to get personal.

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    13. Re:Is it just iPod? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Has anyone patented buttered bread yet?

      I heard that a US company did patent peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

    14. Re:Is it just iPod? by fbg111 · · Score: 1

      4. Butter Rifle. For long distance buttering hobbyists. How tight is your spread?

      Heh, that would be a butter shotgun, which I've patented. Rifles don't have spreads, they only fire a single projectile. ;)

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    15. Re:Is it just iPod? by djdavetrouble · · Score: 1

      I thought that in rifle shooting competitions you could be scored on aggregate spread, that is, how tight all of your shots from the round are. For instance, if you go off bullseye you can try to keep a tight spread near the original bad shot and get a decent score. I could be wrong though. This is all remembered from rifle and shotgun shooting merit badge at boy scout camp wolfeboro in 1985. It was an attempt at double entendre, you are quite right though, the joke works better with a shotgun.

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  13. Sky News... by gowen · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ... is shit. The $10 figure is almost certainly a coke-fuelled[0] invention of some lazy-ass semi-literate tech-journalist needing desperately to fill space, who's noticed that such a patent exists (probably read it on some other tech news site, but felt the story needed spicing up). Until MS or Apple actually make a statement on it, this is just moronic conjecture.

    [0] I mean Coca-Cola, obviously.

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    1. Re:Sky News... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop posting this crap to Slashdot

      What the hell are you talking about? The grandparent post is the most useful and insightful contribution on this story. If the comment formatting is a little too complicated for you, go to Fark.

    2. Re:Sky News... by Spad · · Score: 1

      The Sky News website is great for "News we just made up". After the recent London Bombings their stories were full of "facts" that they pulled out of their asses and attributed to "Unofficial but reliable sources".

    3. Re:Sky News... by tji · · Score: 1

      What?!? A Rupert Murdoch company making up their own version of news?

      This is shocking to Americans who value the (self proclaimed) "Fair and Balanced" Fox News channel.

  14. Facts are wrong by gorbachev · · Score: 4, Informative

    Here's what the facts really are http://wizbangblog.com/archives/006750.php

    1. M$ doesn't HAVE the patent yet, as it hasn't been granted yet
    2. M$ is unlikely to get the patent, as their is prior art
    3. Media outlets, incl. apparently /., reporting on the story have the facts wrong

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    1. Re:Facts are wrong by heinousjay · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Ah, yes, the Wizbang blog, pinnacle of journalistic endeavors on this here internet. I now feel silly for not checking there first.

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    2. Re:Facts are wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      M$ doesn't HAVE the patent yet, as it hasn't been granted yet

      Are you claiming they do have the patent?

      2. M$ is unlikely to get the patent, as their is prior art

      Are you sggesting there is no prior art? Think there is a chance MS may not get the patent?

      3. Media outlets, incl. apparently /., reporting on the story have the facts wrong

      This one is questionable but basically, are you denieng based on the above there is no FUD here?

      Regardless of the source or the points, they are valid points. Of course it does not make a good juicy story if you actually present all sides. People love a controversy more then the facts to make their own decision.

    3. Re:Facts are wrong by cosmic_gravy · · Score: 5, Informative

      The Register seems to agree that this story has been misreported.

      http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/08/10/microsoft_ apple_patent/

    4. Re:Facts are wrong by inode_buddha · · Score: 2, Informative

      Groklaw had a story about this the other day. I'm willing to bet that *they* got the facts right.

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    5. Re:Facts are wrong by GauteL · · Score: 1

      First, thanks for plugging your blog. Second, you have at least one factual mistake (although I do not oppose the main points of your story):

      "(and you aspiring inventors should know this) Once you ship (or publish info about) an invention you lose the right to patent it."

      This is simply untrue, and you should have checked your fact before so strongly scaring aspiring inventors. You do NOT lose your right to patent after you have published or shipped your product.

      You have one year to file a patent after you first make the idea public, offer it for sale or publish it in a paper.

      See this from actual attorneys.

    6. Re:Facts are wrong by Tim+C · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Ah, yes, the Wizbang blog, pinnacle of journalistic endeavors on this here internet.

      As opposed to slashdot, the FAQ for which clearly states that the editors make no effort to check the veracity of articles that they post, and that has been fooled on a number of occasions in the past.

    7. Re:Facts are wrong by iainl · · Score: 1

      Frankly, yes I would trust the word of a random blog I've never heard of before over that of Sky News. At least I'm not aware of any history of random blog broadcasting any old random shite in an attempt to be first with "NEWS", irrespective of the veracity of those claims.

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    8. Re:Facts are wrong by gorbachev · · Score: 1

      "First, thanks for plugging your blog."

      That's not my blog and not my story. Engadget had it in their story yesterday.

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    9. Re:Facts are wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2. M$ is unlikely to get the patent, as their is prior art

      Now, if THEIR is prior art, they are able to have the patent, because theirs is prior and no one else is.
      If THERE is prior art then your statement would have been correct.

    10. Re:Facts are wrong by heinousjay · · Score: 1

      Overall, if it doesn't come from Bill O'Reilly, I don't believe a word of it.

      This is sarcasm, by the way, just so no one kneejerk downmods me regarding fox news. If you want to hit me with a few anyway, go for it.

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  15. I'm confused.. by Marc2k · · Score: 2, Interesting

    1.) I'm confused at how this works. Apple introduced the iPod in 2001, filed for a patent in July of 2002, and was beat by Microsoft for the patent by two months, according to this article. But if the technology utilized in the iPod is infringing on the patent filed for in April/May of 2002, how can the iPod itself constitute prior art, seeing as it was already shipping. How does that work?

    2.) The last sentence of the article states, So far, 21 million iPods have been sold worldwide, 18 million in the last year alone. Is THAT true? were there only 3 million iPods in the hands of consumers prior to January, 2004?

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    1. Re:I'm confused.. by mattyohe · · Score: 1

      in response to the number of iPods sold:

      Im unsure of the total, but last quarter they sold 6,155,000 alone.

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    2. Re:I'm confused.. by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
      The rule in the US is not "first to publish" or "first to ship" but "First to invent". If Microsoft proved they "invented" the iPod UI before Apple did, then they get the patent.

      If it were the opposite way around, then you couldn't have companies patent things and never publish anything other than the patent. Hmmm. That makes far too much sense.

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    3. Re:I'm confused.. by Marc2k · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Agreed that would make a little too much sense. I realize that it's "first to invent", but with a IP/Legal team like Microsoft's, I'd imagine that when they want a patent, they have a filing in the USPTO's mailbox by 3:45pm the same day. Thus, I can't imagine any court believing that TWO companies, both very much aware of patent law, sat on the same invention/patent filing, one of them already having a product using said covered invention already invented and shipping.

      I mean really, with this logic, I could send dated, notarized legal correspondence with some plans on how the UI for a teleportation device would work, then not only wait until someone puts a product to market, but until it actually becomes widespread and profitable, before filing a patent for the technology, so long as the company that makes said teleporter forgets to file a patent.

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    4. Re:I'm confused.. by XO · · Score: 1

      well, consider that the waiting list for iPods through this past xmas was about 38 miles long... i doubt they had even produced 4 million of them prior to this time last year.

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    5. Re:I'm confused.. by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't be surprised if it was true. I'm going to guess you aren't a college student. If you were, you would have noticed that, prior to Christmas last year, almost no one had iPods. After Christmas, the only person left without an iPod were those who didn't want one, and me.

    6. Re:I'm confused.. by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      the only person left without an iPod were those who didn't want one, and me

      "people", dammit, "people"

    7. Re:I'm confused.. by drew · · Score: 1

      either that, or the subset of people who didn't want one is zero....

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  17. Rolling over? by DoubleDangerClub · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Apple won't just give in to this easily. At the same moment, Microsoft is sore that they haven't been able to break iTunes success, or get into the portable audio market as well as the iPod has. They've known about this patent issue for a while, I'm sure, they just had no drive to take this to the limit. Anyhow, I'm sure people can agree that this isn't a done and done deal. How many people think Apple would simply pay the fees? or that this has to do with the impending Apple x86 battle with windows?

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  18. Prior Art... by droptop · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...I think I saw it on BoingBoing; Here in America, it's "Invented First, not Filed First".

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    1. Re:Prior Art... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here in America, it's "Invented First, not Filed First".

      In Soviet Russia, inventions file YOU first.

    2. Re:Prior Art... by databyss · · Score: 1

      It is definately Invented First in the US.

      That's assuming that MS hadn't also created a similar looking mp3 player around the same time as apple invented the iPod.

      MS may win on the prior art.

      I'm guessing it will all come down to developer documentation somewhere.

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  19. What's that sound? by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 0, Flamebait


    Oh...it's the other shoe dropping.

    Funny, when I said 'if you can't beat 'em, litigate 'em to death, I guess', in this discussion, several people took offense.

    How's that crow taste?

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    1. Re:What's that sound? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      MS still doesn't have the patent, and probably won't get it. This is still a dead topic. No shoe's have dropped.

    2. Re:What's that sound? by XO · · Score: 1

      Actually, it could be a rather ingenious thing. Rather than Microsoft litigate Apple to death, put Apple in a position where they want to litigate against Microsoft, THEN cause Apple to drain it's resources to the point where it becomes no longer viable. Maybe.

      Doubt it, but it's possible.

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  20. Just imagine what would have happened... by blcamp · · Score: 1

    If Xerox had patented this.

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    1. Re:Just imagine what would have happened... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      They would probably have licensed it. More interestingly, what would have happened if Apple had patented using dirty regions to only redraw part of the screen. I very much doubt that they would have licensed them to MS or MIT (for X) and so last year would have been the first time anyone other than Apple would have been able to produce a relatively modern GUI. This is my favourite example to cite when talking to legislators about software patents.

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    2. Re:Just imagine what would have happened... by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
      I'm guessing that Apple would have had to give Xerox something in return for being able to use Xerox's technology. Maybe a crapload of stock, for instance.

      Essentially, in other words, exactly what happened...

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    3. Re:Just imagine what would have happened... by OwnedByTwoCats · · Score: 1

      Not much. Apple licensed Xerox' IP for $10 options on 100,000 shares of Apple stock.

    4. Re:Just imagine what would have happened... by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 1

      I agree with parent. If Apple would have been better at protecting patents, there would be no other GUI desktops until last year--and possibly not even DOS. There would be one word processor "MacWrite" (no, not WordPerfect), one spreadsheet "VisiCalc" one networking technology "Novell" one digital painting application "MacPaint" one laser printer, Canon with Adobe Postscript one Database [maybe] IBM DBase. Of course, Bill Gates would own BASIC, because he patented that out from under the creators who freely shared it in the early user groups he attended. But, of course, he'd have to license Assembler from somebody else, taking all the profit out of his "patent".

      Which ONE chip would we have? UNYSIS, IBM or Motorolla, maybe Sperry/Rand? Would it be 16 hz yet? Because without competition from what has so far been a pretty free market, that's about all we'd have right now.

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    5. Re:Just imagine what would have happened... by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 1

      OK. That is dead ground. XEROX had some great ideas. Jobs paid money to tour their facilities. Apple diverged markedly from the "look and feel" and didn't use many of the "ideas" until after 1990.

      But if XEROX had cared, they could have patented most all of these ideas. Depending upon how broad the concept of a "window" could be copyrighted... I don't know.

      There is a lot more overlap in Windows 1 through 3 with the original Mac than Apple had with Xerox. The fact that Apple actually allowed Microsoft to copy their interface helped Microsoft have the greatest windfall ever.

      The issue is, that this is just an arbitrary system that provides the rules that businesses play by. But it has been very arbitrary and favors big, monied companies over small companies and actual innovators.

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    6. Re:Just imagine what would have happened... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1
      one laser printer, Canon with Adobe Postscript

      In this alternate future, why did Xerox license their Laser Printer patent to Canon and no one else?

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    7. Re:Just imagine what would have happened... by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 1

      Well, it is a Bogus, alternate future. I didn't rule out licensing in this alternate universe entirely. Just that companies could totally control their patents. Hence, if Apple owned the only useful GUI, and patent/copyright were as broad as some that allowed Amazon the "single-click" sale and Microsoft's "great luck" with patents, then they would have an interest in NOT allowing anyone else to "do a GUI" (hard to get away from a window and click metaphor). You could follow this ad-infinitum and have Xerox NOT license the laser printer technology to Canon. But Canon might have used an ion gun like in a TV.

      Anyway, when you get into an alternate reality, its kind of hard to apply any logic you know. Its just belaboring the point that allowing patents to become instant monopolies helps nobody--but the monopoly.

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  21. MS could also refuse to license by ehack · · Score: 2, Interesting

    AFAIK licensing a patent is not compulsory. They could demand compensation for ALL of the ipods already sold (before the patent was granted hehehehe) and then forbid Apple from making more ipods.

    Apple deserves this - they have been a strong supporter of the patent system - now they will see that what it really boils down to is that the more money you have for lawyers the more money you can extract from ny corporation with less money for lawyers. Essentially, lawyers have replaced soldiers.

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    1. Re:MS could also refuse to license by ThosLives · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Essentially, lawyers have replaced soldiers.
      Let's see how your lawyers fare when soldiers use guns on them.

      Lawyers only work when everyone agrees to abide by the lawers and judges. People generally only agree to this because some "soldiers" somewhere are willing to enforce what the lawyers and judges say. I only care about lawyers and judges because of the guys with guns behind them.

      People in the US in particular seem to forget that the only real way to enforce anything is with force.

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    2. Re:MS could also refuse to license by GizmoToy · · Score: 1

      And unfortunately for Microsoft, the iPod was out before they filed for their patent, which invalidates it. It's only common sense. Otherwise, I could go to the store and buy some amazing device, notice it doesn't have patent protection, patent the device myself, then sue the original designer out of business. It doesn't work that way, and that's why this is a non-story.

    3. Re:MS could also refuse to license by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How long before they filed the patent were they working on it? that is the question right now.

    4. Re:MS could also refuse to license by Fred+Foobar · · Score: 1

      Since when did the patent system follow common sense? ;)

      I fully expect Microsoft to be granted this patent, however contrary to common sense it is.

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    5. Re:MS could also refuse to license by MosesJones · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      People in the US in particular seem to forget that the only real way to enforce anything is with force.

      Errr its a nice attempt at a troll but you let yourself down here... the US is the FIRST nation to enforce by force... and the last to resort to justice.

      And of course the last to learn that actually it doesn't work.

      "You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink"

      Its a little to scary to think that this isn't a troll and there are people this moronic who might be allowed to vote.

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    6. Re:MS could also refuse to license by lightknight · · Score: 1

      "First to Invent"-> basis for USPTO.

      Apple may be the first to produce a device, but if Microsoft proves that they were working on the invention before Apple shipped their iPod, Apple is screwed. MS could file a permanent injunction (Apple can no longer sell iPod) and sue for damages.

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    7. Re:MS could also refuse to license by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      People in the US in particular seem to forget that the only real way to enforce anything is with force.

      Hello? Put the crack pipe down....

      That is probably the daftest thing I've heard in ages! I belive that supporting evidence can be found in any "news paper" printed since WWII....

    8. Re:MS could also refuse to license by GizmoToy · · Score: 1

      Maybe, but Microsoft would have to prove then that they invented it before Apple invented it, not when Apple shipped.

      In any case, I don't really see what the patent has to do with the iPod in the first place. It is a system for generating a playlist using a series of positive and negative seeds, which the iPod has never had. Apple's patent is for another part of the touchwheel interface (which is already covered by several patents). I don't see how they relate.

    9. Re:MS could also refuse to license by ThosLives · · Score: 2, Insightful
      This wasn't a troll at all, just an observation. Let me clarify.

      Your use of the horse and water analogy is not appropriate here because of a misunderstanding of the capabilities of force. Force cannot be reliably used to cause someone to do something. Force can only reliably be used to prevent someone from doing something (and by 'something' I mean something over which the subject has direct physical control). All uses of force to cause an action may or may not fail, but if an action is attempted it is always possible with sufficent force to stop that action. If I punch you in the gut and say "punch me!", you may or may not punch me. I could attach your arm to a machine that punches me I suppose, but then that's not you doing the punching. However, if you punch me, I can always (assuming I'm strong enough and fast enough, or I shoot you, or put a wall between us, etc.) forcibly prevent your fist from causing me harm. I hope this makes the distinction clear.

      As far as justice goes, I can't comment on what you mean there without an understanding of what you mean by "just" and "unjust". The evaluation of the merit of the force the US has used is not the intent of my post; I just meant to present the observation that from a pure physical standpoint, force is the only way to ensure certain actions are stopped.

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    10. Re:MS could also refuse to license by willCode4Beer.com · · Score: 1

      Aren't we talking about the company that sued e-Machines because they started selling *Windows PC's* in candy colors?
      the company that sues
      its customers for talking about how much they love them?
      "fan" sites?
      over itunes.co.uk?
      the guys who do fan like themes/skins for various applications?

      a google search on "apple sues" returns numerous results. Apple even sued Steve Jobs.
      It looks like this company has more lawyers than developers.
      I agree with you, if this turns out to be true, it'll definitely be just deserts.

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    11. Re:MS could also refuse to license by debrain · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Force is not quite what you think, I believe. The most powerful force is widely regarded to be compound interest (Einstein himself so said). Rule of law is up there as well. They both supercede, and subsume, soldiers with guns. Economies command armies. Lawyers command armies. Soldiers with guns die as pawns.

    12. Re:MS could also refuse to license by ThosLives · · Score: 1
      I would agree that "economics" is more powerful than soldiers, but only in the sense that it is a "force" that prevents people from acting (see my above post) by way of starvation or lack of other life-sustaining resources and services. Incidentally, extreme lack of "necessities" is one method of force that generally does result in action.

      "Rule of law" depends on force; by itself it has no teeth, but I don't want to dwell on that here any more than I have already.

      As far as compound interest goes, I'm not sure how that can be described as a force. Geometric progressions in physical things are powerful, but in terms of monetary measures, it's an artifice of humanity. Compound interest is some combination of inflation and increases in real wealth in the underlying economy. In physical systems, "compound interest" is just positive feedback; I'm not sure that compound interest in a financial sense is isomorphic with this phenomenon.

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    13. Re:MS could also refuse to license by MosesJones · · Score: 1

      I just meant to present the observation that from a pure physical standpoint, force is the only way to ensure certain actions are stopped

      Which of course explains why you only listen to judges because of the guns.

      Force can only reliably be used to prevent someone from doing something (and by 'something' I mean something over which the subject has direct physical control)

      Again completely contradictory to what you said previously as clearly the judiciary has no direct physical control over either the army or you.

      Ah well...

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    14. Re:MS could also refuse to license by crabpeople · · Score: 1

      you realize that your use of the word "force" can be interchanged with "action" and "will" pretty much every time you use it?

      force is merely the most aggressive word you could have picked from the three. you also might want to read 'the will to power' by nietzsche for another view of your universal motivation theory. when applied to your first post, i would agree that the problem with the US citizens is lack of "will", ie apathy. using force and non force (passivity), just makes it seem like strong vs weak instead of caring and not caring, which i think is a less loaded relationship.

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    15. Re:MS could also refuse to license by KSobby · · Score: 1

      Umm ok ... lets read this sentence again ... slowly:
      "People in the US in particular seem to forget that the only real way to enforce anything is with force." ... let it sink for a bit. Dear god tell me this was sarcasm please. If it is, I'll hang my head in shame and look stupid ... if it isn't, well ...

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    16. Re:MS could also refuse to license by RoadkillBunny · · Score: 1

      People in the US in particular seem to forget that the only real way to enforce anything is with force.

      Actually it's the only thing they seem to remember.

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  22. patent reform by colmore · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Lots needs to be done to reform patent law, but it seems like an obvious first step would be, if devices "based" on your patent have been out for years and you still don't manufacture anything similar, the patent is null and void.

    Patents were designed to protect actual products, not simply stick flags in the ground and say "mine."

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    1. Re:patent reform by sjames · · Score: 1

      but it seems like an obvious first step would be, if devices "based" on your patent have been out for years and you still don't manufacture anything similar, the patent is null and void.

      Agreed. The original idea behind patents was to make innovations more widely known, and to make sure great inventions didn't die with the inventor. In return for sharing the idea publically, the inventor is rewarded with a temporary monopoly on commercial benefit.

      That's why they're supposed to be original and non-obvious. If the invention is obvious, society is essentially paying for nothing.

      It seems to me that few of the patents being granted now will have any value at all once the patent has expired. I'm not saying the techniques won't still be in use, just that there is very little that is invented and patented today that wouldn't have been invented 10 times over in 17 years.

      A patent is supposed to describe the invention in sufficient detail that the invention can be reproduced by reasonably skilled people once the patent expires. This seems unlikely with the many patents where you can read a patent and have no idea what it's describing, much less how to build one.

      If someone else can invent the same thing independantly (that is, without reading the patent or seeing the working product), a patent should be ruled null and void since the re-invention demonstrates that it's novelty and non-obviousness were not sufficient.

      Patents are supposed to be reductions to practice, not just nifty ideas. While I understand that the patent office simply cannot store one of everything, all patent approvals should be made provisional on at least SHOWING the examiner a working model or prototype or, where such a model or prototype would be impractical (yeah, I'll bring that nuclear sub right in), a production unit (but allow more time). If you can't actually build one, you haven't finished reducing the idea to practice.

      In this particular case, ignoring the various inaccuracies and taking the story at face value, it seems unlikely that Apple managed to steal the idea from Redmond, and get it into production before MS could even file a patent. In the absense of strong evidence to the contrary, we would have to conclude that the invention was in parallel and so is too obvious to grant either a patent.

  23. Microsoft, Apple- who cares? by Enrique1218 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Apple is a pretty large company with a strong legal department. I am sure if there is a loophole or prior art, they will find it. If not, Apple has billions in the bank. I am not losing any sleep though I cringe at the thought of giving Microsoft money. Ah, who I am kidding- there is no way to use a computer without paying something to those guys.

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  24. Do No Evil and MSFT by agsharad · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Can anyone imagine Google trying to pull off something like this? Yet, every so often, we do see articles touting that Google is slowly but steadily becoming more MSFT-like in their sense of ethics.

    At present they are far, far away from that, but who knows what will happen in 10-15 years? While being optimistic in the matter, it might be prudent to keep your eyes open.

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    1. Re:Do No Evil and MSFT by antifood · · Score: 1

      That kind of came out of left field...

    2. Re:Do No Evil and MSFT by agsharad · · Score: 1

      True, it is a bit off-topic. But am I the only one whose thought stream automatically wanders to Google when it encounters yet another example of MSFT and evil? Is it not intriguing to list out how Google is different? Do the mechanics of large corporations, by that very fact, lend themselves to evil in some way, shape or form? Or is it something one could avoid, in reasonable measure, if the founding principles are so chosen?

      Happy musing!

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    3. Re:Do No Evil and MSFT by antifood · · Score: 1

      While I do see that your references are quite valid, I would like to think that blind cynasism is not the answer. Call me an idealist, but I honestly feel that a free, liberal society and corporate American can find a common ground. It's my hope that Google is that common ground. And perhaps a model for corporations that you can still make gobs of cash while not screwing over a ton of people.

    4. Re:Do No Evil and MSFT by agsharad · · Score: 1

      I could not agree more. As I stated before, I am optimistic in Google's case. Yet, it would be prudent to keep our eyes open. My submission is not for blind cynicism, rather for awareness. In any case, blind faith is a far worse attribute than blind cynicism.

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  25. Defensive? I think not by Rick+and+Roll · · Score: 2, Interesting
    There are a lot of Microsoft apologists that will come out and say that Microsoft only uses their patents defensively, as if there's nothing wrong with what they're doing.

    Well, that hasn't been what they've been saying lately. They've been talking about licensing fees. Guess how people collect on those?

    Right now I believe they already charge Apple licensing fees for the FAT file system. I guess they're making their IP division directly generate revenue.

    Please boycott Microsoft products. They eventually use anything they make for consumers against consumers.

  26. Dupe? by imroy · · Score: 1

    Isn't this a dupe of a previous story?

    1. Re:Dupe? by blake3737 · · Score: 1

      Welcome to slashdot, you must be new here. Dupes are what we call "40% of the content on slashdot". Please enjoy your stay here at slashdot, and please feel free to mess around under the user info page. Sure there may be many others out there, but that is yours.

      Come on now, with a UID that low you should have realized this already ;)

  27. A Subject! by jim_v2000 · · Score: 1

    Maybe neither of them should get a patent...notice how there's already a gazillion MP3 players floating around?

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  28. A Dangerous Game by ergo98 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I develop with Microsoft software. My desktops are all Windows desktops (though I run Linux in virtual sessions). I target the Microsoft environment because, in my analysis and for the industry I target, it is the best choice. I've even been accused on Slashdot of being a Microsoft astroturfer countless times for shooting down misguided and misinformed anti-"M$" FUD. While I've been a bit put off by some of Microsoft's prior actions, I could always see their position. I have never owned a Mac, and I don't own an iPod.

    Yet this action absolutely disgusts me.

    Microsoft seriously risks turning off, and scaring away, the people who have the influence and persuasive power and technical know-how to maintain Microsoft's position. Hearing some scumbag talking about "licensing their innovation", when he's really talking about a deplorable abuse of the patent system, really makes one ponder what's the next (we already got hints from the sad reality that Microsoft considered buying Claria). Previously it was Microsoft the Evil to the conspiracy theorists and the people with an axe to grind. The title is becoming more real to the mainstream.

    1. Re:A Dangerous Game by argent · · Score: 3, Informative

      In case you missed it, you don't need to turn in your Windows licenses yet. This is all speculation, and it's not even Microsoft basher speculation for the most part, it just seems to be journos trying to get a scoop by making stuff up.

      Though Microsoft has recently created 11th hour license fees on the FAT file system, and I'm sure Apple's paying those on every iPod sold.

      Anyway, this looks like a better story.

    2. Re:A Dangerous Game by ergo98 · · Score: 1

      This is all speculation, and it's not even Microsoft basher speculation for the most part, it just seems to be journos trying to get a scoop by making stuff up.

      No doubt we'll see how it all evolves, and by the theoretical rules of the USPTO this should all be cleared up (i.e. you can't run and patent someone else's released invention and then tell them to pay you). My problem comes from the fact that Microsoft is playing these games. e.g. presuming that David Kaefer knows what he was commenting about, Microsoft is playing along and seeing how far they will get. That is most certainly not cool. Furthermore I'm not buying the B.S. "defensive patent" explanation for Microsoft recent nonsense patent flurry. I do think this is a corporate direction Microsoft is turning.

    3. Re:A Dangerous Game by argent · · Score: 1

      Oh, yes, I realise that Microsoft has not been playing a "defensive patent" game. The FAT32 patent as well as their FUD about Linux patents are proof of that. I was mostly noting that this isn't yet "more of the same" so if you haven't burned your XP CDs yet... put down the match. :)

      I'm not sure how they got the FAT32 patent, I thought that once you've shipped something you can't turn around and patent it (the idea being that there's no point in encouraging the publication of something that's already been published).

    4. Re:A Dangerous Game by PintoPiman · · Score: 1
      So... you were fine with:

      1. The whole MS monopoly thing
      2. The crushing Netscape to make way for the blight of the net known as IE
      3. Stolen/copied/embraced/bought out technologies from the DOS days to the present
      4. Insert your favorite MS "FUD" here

      After all that, an unsubstantiated rumor of an iPod-related patent gets you all in a tizzy? MS was in the news this week for patenting context highlighting of numerical data in a box!

      What precise quality does this agressive, anti-competitive potential action have that hundreds of previous agressive, anti-competitive actions by the same company that actually happened do not?

    5. Re:A Dangerous Game by AaronLawrence · · Score: 1

      What, all the previous companies and technologies they blatantly shafted wasn't enough for you, but a wee royalty on iPod is?

      No, I'm not going to explain every detail of the history of Microsoft's business practices here. My point is, I'm astonished that you could be disgusted by this and none of the other things they have done.

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    6. Re:A Dangerous Game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dunno about that, my iPod has hfs+ filesystem. I'd have to assume, therefore that they are only paying license fees for the fat versions of the iPod

    7. Re:A Dangerous Game by ergo98 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      1. The whole MS monopoly thing

      Being a monopoly isn't illegal, and in some industries (such as software) is the natural state. I had a problem with some of their activities with partners, but it wasn't the clear villain/victim often portrayed. Of course I'm in the land of Slashdot, where every year is the year that Linux will abolish Microsoft (hell I remember hearing it was the "Year of Linux" about 4 or 5 years ago), to flipping and crying that Microsoft is a monster monopoly.

      2. The crushing Netscape to make way for the blight of the net known as IE

      I was using IE to create internal webapps half a decade ago that Mozilla is just beginning to be able to partly accomplish. IE was, by a long ways, the leading browser technology for some time. Blight indeed. Netscape, led by Andreeson, was declared as the replacement for Windows, and the fact that Microsoft challenged the threat is hardly surprizing. It's also interesting that Netscape, the company that basically released their browser for free to consumers to undercut commercial offerings (such as SpyGlass), all to entrench themselves to be able to sell to the backoffice, is sainted in this imaginary revised history.

      3. Stolen/copied/embraced/bought out technologies from the DOS days to the present

      Um, okay. I'm sure the bought out people are just so sad, sitting on their millions, and we should villify Microsoft for that.

      Give me a break. Historically Microsoft had some transgressions (kinda expected for a company of that size), but overall they were a fairly responsible, considerate company. Lately, perhaps as the revenue stream gets threatened, that has changed.

    8. Re:A Dangerous Game by ergo98 · · Score: 1

      No, I'm not going to explain every detail of the history of Microsoft's business practices here. My point is, I'm astonished that you could be disgusted by this and none of the other things they have done.

      I'm hardly unaware of all of the claims of Microsoft evil, but the reality is that they were often much more complex than the simple scenarios portrayed on here. Boohoo, Microsoft actually used the extended data flags in the Kerberos spec. Boohoo Microsoft designs their own graphics architecture. Boohoo Microsoft stole Marc Andreeson's lunch, or rather his 7th vacation home. Boohooo Microsoft won't let me patch my warez copy of XP.

      Most of them were laughable, and were people picking and choosing, and then surrounding in bias and hyperbole, what they would FUDify.

    9. Re:A Dangerous Game by zippthorne · · Score: 2, Informative

      Seems to me that would be counter to how the iPods work these days.. as far as I can tell, they are shipped sans filesystem, and formatted when you install the thing. If you plug it into a mac, I assume it uses whatever filesystem those things use. If it's shipping without a filesystem and using windows calls to format the thing under windows, why would apple have any reason to pay for a FAT license?

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    10. Re:A Dangerous Game by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      It should not be hard to develop another FS.

      Apple has their own os engineers at their disposal and have tons of BSD source code from the internet to use. Also they believe in drm and openBSD's crypto filesystem might be nice on an ipod.

      They can lock things up and not have to worry about licensing from MS. UFS + cryptology might be a nice idea. Its not complex or hard to do.

    11. Re:A Dangerous Game by argent · · Score: 1

      as far as I can tell, they are shipped sans filesystem, and formatted when you install the thing.

      They still have to have software in the iPod that knows how to read that format, or the iPod couldn't read its own music. That's what would hypothetically require a license.

      As someone else pointed out, Apple has cross-licensing agreements with Microsoft, but other manufacturers don't.

  29. The Microsoft - Apple Wars by indole · · Score: 4, Interesting

    My own theory is that Apple declared War on Microsoft when they announced their intention to release an x86 version of OS X. The OS is the powerhouse of Apple's future success. This could be a very serious competitor to Microsoft Windows. Really, who isn't interested in trying a polished functional alternative to XP? Now Apple's opening salvoes have been returned by Microsoft pulling this licensing garbage.

    Really. This is all out war now.

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    1. Re:The Microsoft - Apple Wars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eh? How is it a "war with Windows" when it will ONLY run on Macs? Come the final release, it'll be so dependent on custom Apple chips and hardware, you'll still need to buy a Mac to run it. JUST LIKE NOW.

      And even if someone spends months binary-hacking it to work on vanilla PCs, how many Joe users are going to warez a .torrent of it, repartition and install?

      OS-x86 will be Apple-only, just like now, and people will buy Macs to use it. It doesn't suddenly put Microsoft under any more competition.
      The chip changes, but THAT'S IT.

      In summary, you're a completely fucking clueless dipshit who follows Slashbot groupthink like a fucking sheep. Grow up.

    2. Re:The Microsoft - Apple Wars by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 1

      ``Really, who isn't interested in trying a polished functional alternative to XP?''

      The vast majority of current Windows users. Ask a random Windows user and chances are they have never even considered trying an alternative. For most people, computer = Windows.

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    3. Re:The Microsoft - Apple Wars by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 1

      That's the cover story. They can't fight MS directly yet.

      Well, I'm not sure that is true, but the theory goes like this:

      1. Release x86 OS X, for Apple Mac hardware only.
      2. License x86 OS X, the new-clones, running Apple reference designs. Siginificant Licensing revenue.
      3. Release x86 OS X, for generic x86. Sell it through the clone companies, which, incidentally, are mainstream PC OEMs. Support it through the cloners.

      Apple would still make its high-end hardware. Basically, this would allow them to stop worrying about the eMac, Mac Mini, and iBook hardware, simply collecting a license fee on that category of system. They would still manufacture the high-end stuff, and would compete against clone companies producing similar stuff, but the clone companies would be restricted to selling Apple designs with profit for Apple built-in.

      Not sure I believe it, but 6 months ago I'd say that Apple switching to x86 was impossible too.

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    4. Re:The Microsoft - Apple Wars by gnasher719 · · Score: 1

      My theory is that Gates and Ballmer are right now deeply unhappy that this whole story is complete crap and has nothing to do with reality.

      Microsoft has applied for their patent in 2002. If this patent gave them any rights over the iPod, they would have done something ages ago. They wouldn't have waited for some Apple patent being rejected.

      Maybe this needs a little bit of explanation: The Microsoft patent either covers the iPod or it doesn't. If it doesn't cover the iPod, there is nothing Microsoft can do. If it covers the iPod, then it doesn't matter whatsoever what patents Apple has or has not. Therefore, Apples patent being rejected is completely irrelevant to any claims that Microsoft might or might not have against Apple.

  30. Microsoft again? by JelloG3 · · Score: 1

    to me it looks like another way that Microsoft has used the laws of patents to gain profits off the coattails of another companies hard work.... the only way Microsoft can take "credit" for some sort of good product..... such a shame.

  31. Has anyone else actually READ the patents? by angrist · · Score: 5, Informative

    The last time this story came up I dug up the actual patents in question. (Don't have the links handy atm) IANAL but from what I could gather, the patents don't overlap.

    The Apple patent covers all the basic iPod functionality, scroll wheel, music, video (forward thinking I suppose), etc etc.

    The Microsoft patent is for something called "Auto DJ". Basically it's software that allows you to pick several songs as positive seeds, and at least one as a negative seed, and based on your choices it will generate a playlist from your music library. Sounds like a DAMN good idea ... although knowing MS the execution would end up like Clippy *shudders*

    1. Re:Has anyone else actually READ the patents? by timster · · Score: 5, Funny

      "I see you're trying to make a playlist. Would you like me to get jiggy with it?"

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    2. Re:Has anyone else actually READ the patents? by XO · · Score: 1

      I saw that implemented on some sort of music player software that I was browsing on Freshmeat, a long time ago. I think it may have been a CD player app, or maybe it was a general purpose audio or even multimedia player. Could never get the damn program to work, so I never got to check it out.

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    3. Re:Has anyone else actually READ the patents? by hode · · Score: 1

      It looks like you're trying to patent something that isn't yours...

    4. Re:Has anyone else actually READ the patents? by Spaceman40 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Isn't there a WinAmp plugin with the same sort of functionality?

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    5. Re:Has anyone else actually READ the patents? by jeremy_faller · · Score: 1
      • Yes
      • No
      • Macarena
    6. Re:Has anyone else actually READ the patents? by JUSTONEMORELATTE · · Score: 1

      C|N>K


      wow... just wow.

    7. Re:Has anyone else actually READ the patents? by gnasher719 · · Score: 1

      According to a groklaw article, the Apple patent was rejected, because the Microsoft quotes an example how their patent could be used, and one of Apple's claims is exactly that example. Which means Apple's claim was obvious and therefore the patent was rejected.

      On the other hand, since that claim was obvious, everyone can use it freely. (There are many more claims which are not obvious).

      Example: If I had invented a powerful petrol engine 130 years ago, and in the patent I had written "for example, this kind of engine would be useful to build a horse carriage without need for a horse, or it could be attached to a bicycle to drive the bicycle at high speed", then I wouldn't have a patent for the motor car and the motorbike, but nobody else could patent them because they were obvious!

  32. Sky News - A Rupert Murdoch Corporation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    and his nepotistic empire says it all, though to be fair SkyNews is not that bad (like Fox)
    they do like to sensationalise and whip up speculation after "expert" after speculation
    its where journalists who wern't good enough to work for ITN or BBC go

  33. Is Slashdot really full of idiots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm really disappointed in the comments on /. recently. Don't you idiots know it doesn't matter when a patent was filed, it only matters when the idea was conceived? MS could have thought it up 10 years ago for all you know. Most of you don't even know what the patent covers.

    Patents are a needed and time honored vehicle for developing new products. Scrap the system to your own detriment. No one will spend billions on R&D if whatever they come up with can be ripped off for free.

    And those of you that said MS stole from Apple to get this patent - prove it.

    A. bunch. of. idiots.

  34. You Win!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    FPAP - First Prior Art Post!

    Congratulations! You're the first Slashbot to write 'Prior Art' in this patent discussion! Good job winning the race, and good luck with the free karma!

  35. The Prior-Art-O-Matic by mattyohe · · Score: 2, Funny

    From the website: http://thesurrealist.co.uk/priorart.cgi

    "It's a series of randomly-generated product ideas! It raises questions about the nature of prior art in patenting issues, has some inspiring ideas, and is occasionally amusing!"

    Design #1384685891

    It's a shower head that jumps like a frog and displays pornography.

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  36. Worse... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    In general, our policy is to allow others to license our patents so they can use our innovative methods in their products.

    What innovative methods would these be exactly? It's not as if the words 'microsoft' and 'innovation' are mutually exclusive, just that these days microsoft defines innovation as patenting a minor addition to someone elses idea whilst previously they just copied everybody else wholesale.

  37. Prior Art by Gadzinka · · Score: 1

    Prior Art

    I distinctly remember a patent case from other field, that would suggest there is no prior art in American legal sense of the idea in this case.

    (I don't remember exact facts, can't find any sources, so just correct the information, if you know better.)

    Some Farmaceutical Consortium developed a drug. It was based on some Indian (as in India) herb, or synthesised based on active factors from those herbs. The herb/plant/whatever and its medical properties were known in India for thousands of years, yet the patent was granted in USA. The same patent was rejected in EU after apeal.

    I remember that analysss of the case explained different results by different definitions of Prior Art in EU and US. In the US known medical properties of a plant are PA if they were described in Medical or Scientific Journals. In EU PA includes also other sources, including folk tradition etc.

    I know, which definition I prefer. After all, there aren't many scientific publications about the wheel...

    Robert

    PS I think the case of farmaceutics was described on Groklaw.

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    1. Re:Prior Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      PHarmaceutical, not Farmaceutic. Sheesh, read some news reports or get a dictionary...

    2. Re:Prior Art by richlv · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      yes, everybody must be native english speaker. especially this polish person.
      dumbass

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    3. Re:Prior Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many languages do YOU speak actively?

    4. Re:Prior Art by Yahweh+Doesn't+Exist · · Score: 1

      I prefer the spelling farmer-sue-tical since it's a more accurate description of their business practices of late.

    5. Re:Prior Art by droptone · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      +1 Informative? WTF?

      According to dictionary.com "informative" means:
      1: tending to increase knowledge or dissipate ignorance
      2: serving to instruct of enlighten or inform
      3: providing or conveying information

      I suppose strictly speaking the post conveyed information, but it neither was relevant nor important. In accords with the first definiton it seems to CAUSE ignorance by focusing on an ad hominem attack on the previous poster's spelling and hoping to infer something about the post's actual content. Hopefully the AC is from somewhere other than the U.S., so we (in the U.S.) can claim we are spreading something. It's these sorts of posts that cause one to loose faith in humanity.

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    6. Re:Prior Art by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 1

      This is not really a prior art case. It's kind of a U.S. corruption to steal God's prior art. You'll see genetics and drugs treated differently because it helps American corporations. There are a lot of companies trying to patent genes all the time.

      A lot of drugs are synthetic versions of compounds you can find in the health food store (albeit often stronger but with more side effects). The CAFTA bill has a rider to start regulating supplements. Of course, so that we can protect people who are getting damaged in the tens by this unregulated industry. Compared to the 30,000+ who die from prescription drugs every year--but they die in a "regulated" and therefore acceptible way.

      Sorry, I just have to interject my outrage over the deluge of corruption and bad legislation I have witnessed the past few years.

      So, unless you get GeneCorps permission, stop reproducing. You are in violation of their patent # 123456789.

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    7. Re:Prior Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean you really expect the /. moderators to make some sense?

    8. Re:Prior Art by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      For your reference, the patent was NOT on that Indian herb, but on a pharmeceutical. While it may prevent other multinational corporations from duplicated the synthesis, it does not prevent anyone from using the original herb or creating a new drug with a different synthesis.

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    9. Re:Prior Art by Gadzinka · · Score: 1

      Well, honest mistake, because in my native tongue everything that sounds "f" is spelled "f"[1].

      On the other hand, I don't see much outrage against natives[2] mistaking homonyms there/their/they're, something that makes me really sick, yet happens all the time... ;)

      Robert

      [1] unless it is "w" read in Polish as "v" -- before a voiceless consonant or at the end of the word it sounds "f" ;)

      [2] foreigners usually don't make this mistake, because we learn to speak and write these homonyms at the same time, as opposed to natives who learn to speak years before learning to write; by the same token, foreigners usually don't mistake Polish homonymous ch/h, u/ó, rz/z-with-dot-above[3], whereas native Polish speakers have problems with it their whole life... ;)

      [3] should be ż -- sheesh, someone should make /. display unicode properly...

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  38. what's wrong with the us patent laws.. by gl4ss · · Score: 1

    ...is exactly this: "The iPod was launched in November 2001 but Apple waited until July 2002 to file for a patent; Microsoft snuck in to license some of the technology the previous May.".

    you can base your patent on someone elses product... and this is supposed to cultivate innovation? nope.

    (ianal, but in europe if it's shown publicly it's not patentable anymore - so you can not patent things that you already launched nor you can patent things that your competitor already launched)

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    1. Re:what's wrong with the us patent laws.. by amliebsch · · Score: 1

      You can patent things that already exist, if you can prove that you invented it first. What Microsoft needs to win this case is some documentary proof that they invented their AutoDJ system before Apple invented theirs. When the patent applications were actually filed is not as relevant.

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    2. Re:what's wrong with the us patent laws.. by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      the point is that proving when something was invented is hard, proving when it was filed or first shown to public isn't.

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  39. iPwned by mikeophile · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The iPod was launched in November 2001 but Apple waited until July 2002 to file for a patent; Microsoft snuck in to license some of the technology the previous May.

    Doesn't previous art count for anything anymore?

    1. Re:iPwned by lux55 · · Score: 1

      That would be my thinking as well. If the iPod was out for some time before Microsoft filed its patent application, then how can Microsoft file a patent claim against a product that predates its application? The product under dispute is itself prior art, regardless of whether Apple filed for the patent or not.

    2. Re:iPwned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jesus this is like the 60th comment stating exactly the same thing, and it still gets modded Interesting.

    3. Re:iPwned by Zone-MR · · Score: 1

      "The iPod was launched in November 2001 but Apple waited until July 2002 to file for a patent;"

      I thought you couldn't patent an invention once you had publicly discolsed your idea?

    4. Re:iPwned by Rolan · · Score: 1

      You have a year to file after you make it public.

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    5. Re:iPwned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the USA, this is true. Not true in Europe, I believe.

      Also, you can wait up to a year before submitting a patent on something you released. But I don't think anyone else has that time window open to them.

    6. Re:iPwned by finkployd · · Score: 1

      Doesn't previous art count for anything anymore?

      Not to the technology challanged mouth breathers we have running the patent office. They are either morons or corrupt (or both).

      It is amazing that anyone would actually admit to working there these days.

      Finkployd

    7. Re:iPwned by Zone-MR · · Score: 1

      So people can face legal action for copying an idea which isn't patented, just because it *might* be patented in the future?

  40. Apple fails at Patenting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  41. Regardless by jav1231 · · Score: 1

    Does it really matter if they collect or not? I mean, yes it does but my point is the fact that they went after the patent is part and parcel of their philosophy. This, in my opinion, is as bad or worse than domain squatting. All you "M$ isn't so bad" folks can eat a little crow. If you think M$ is anything short of Evil Incarnate, you have serious mental issues.

  42. I called this. by millennial · · Score: 1

    When I learned that MS owned a patent for something used in the iPod, but wasn't making money off of it, I posted this:

    "That... doesn't make sense. Why would they file a patent for it, but then allow Apple to develop, create, and market the device?"
    It simply didn't make sense to me that MS wouldn't try to make a buck off of their patents, as vague as they may be. Now, they've followed the predictable course of action.

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    1. Re:I called this. by Noaccess0 · · Score: 1
      Ladies and gentlemen of the supposed jury, Apple's attorney would certainly want you to believe that his client wrote the patent two years ago. And they make a good case. Hell, I almost felt pity myself!

      But ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider: Ladies and gentlemen this [pointing to a picture of Chewbacca] is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. THAT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE! Why would a Wookiee--an eight foot tall Wookiee--want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense!

      But more important, you have to ask yourself, what does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense!

      Look at me, I'm a lawyer defending a major software company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense. None of this makes sense!

      And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation... does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense.

      If Chewbacca lived on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.

  43. Monopoly back at it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft has declared war against every company in their industry, including Linux. They use dirty tricks (no news here) to achive their goals. Fortunatly most their efforts suck! Lucky for us.
    I would not want to live in a world where I am forced to use there nasty shit.

  44. Possible solution to some of the problems by ebrandsberg · · Score: 1

    I propose: When a company files more than 10 patents in a year (not even approved, just files) or are holders of more than 20 active patents total, then they are then qualified as a "responsible IP authority", meaning they are held to a higher standard of understanding IP law and of reviewing their patent applications for prior art. In this, if they are found to have attempted to patent something that has prior art that they reasonably should have known about, then it would be constituted as FRAUD, and if they persued licensing of this patent to anybody, they would be liable for 10x the attempted license fees as if they were damages AND legal costs for the third parties in defending their rights to use the IP.

    1. Re:Possible solution to some of the problems by cfulmer · · Score: 1

      Uh.... First of all, companies do not file patents -- individuals do. The rights may be signed over to a company, but it's always the inventor who files.

      Second, we already have a system vaguely familiar to what you describe: patent agents/attorneys already have to demonstrate that they know what they're doing. And, they have to disclose any prior art that they know about to the USPTO. The USPTO has access to large databases of prior art, and a chunk of the examiner's role is figuring out what the prior art is. The inventor pays a fee for the application and that includes the examiner's time.

      Third, what is an 'active' patent??

    2. Re:Possible solution to some of the problems by ebrandsberg · · Score: 1

      Fair enough on the individuals vs. Companies, although the "holders of X patents" idea still holds well. Basically, if you hold more than a certain number of patents, the HOLDER needs to show responsibility for the patents if they attempt to extract revenue from them (as opposed to just holding for protection). If a company approaches them though with reasonable evidence that there is prior art, then they should be able to demand a release of the patent from the patent owner or be able to sue on grounds of fraud. These extra penalties will help to keep companies from filing insane patents that they know won't stand, because if they try to use them, they will be slapped down for it. That's the key--Why can't you take propertly from other people? Because it's considered theft. Same thing should apply to patents.

  45. FIling date, US rules by dereference · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Something seems amiss here, and I don't mean the obvious part about (ab)using patents in this manner. I'm talking about the way patent "dates" are handled under the US system, which is different than it is just about anywhere else in the world. First, from TFA we have:

    Lawyers at Bill Gates' firm filed a patent for technology behind the hugely successful digital music player two months before Apple.

    immediately followed by:

    The US Patent Office has ruled that Microsoft has the right to charge competitors a licence fee for each iPod sold.

    The misleading bit is that this is a non-sequitur; the USPTO does not consider the filing date as material. The date of claimed invention is the only date that matters in the US.

    So, it seems this must have been decided based on something other than the filing dates. Perhaps some other technology within the iPod was "invented" earlier by Microsoft, but then it's quite misleading to imply that the two-month difference in filing dates was the issue. Plus, as I've mentioned elsewhere, it's not up to the USPTO anyway to decide who has what rights in the case of a conflict; the courts decide these matters in the US.

    It's important to note that TFA is a UK source, so there simply may be some confusion and assumptions made based on their local patent rules.

    1. Re:FIling date, US rules by blckbllr · · Score: 1

      "so there simply may be some confusion and assumptions made based on their local patent rules"

      I would agree. From my limited understanding of patent filing systems abroad (i.e., not in the U.S.), the rest of the world is a "first to file" system - meaning of course, that the first person to file a patent for the invention is first in priority (cf. U.S., "first to invent").

      Assuming that the U.K. is a "first to file" system, they simply either a) forgot or b) are confused by the fact that the U.S. is a "first to invent" system not a "first to file."

      Good point.

  46. Business plan for humour by wild_berry · · Score: 1

    The kind Microsoft man, David Kaefer, said that "our policy is to allow others to license our patents so they can use our innovative methods in their products". He will be coming to find you to ensure that you license their patents for your use of their innovative methods.

  47. MS Country Song. Feel free to jiggle with it. by tetrahedrassface · · Score: 1
    It was a cold hard rain.. it was colder than hell,
    when my sister got out on parole so i thought oh well.
    There was nothing to do in my one horse town,
    so i thought I'd corall me some fresh i-tunes down..

    But what cost me dime and ninety-nine..
    somehow cost me more than 10 dollars..
    maybe it was the wine.
    When i woke up and got my bank balance..
    I realize that my change was spent on a dirty old window valence

    /chorus/
    10 dollars too.. Thats what we getting from you.
    Were Microsoft.. and that isnt alot..
    10 dollars too.. hows it feel to be screwed?
    We do it every day.. So let us have our way.
    /*repeat*/

    Well I sat there and looked at my trusty ole browser.
    Ive seen a lot a crazy stuff but this was bolder and louder.
    Then i realized hey thats just the way it goes.
    When the boss man sits on you, there aint no where to go.

    So my sister and I made break for the door.
    But she slipped on the rug.. hit her head on the floor.
    And i tripped and fell and broke clean through the window.

    So I stood up and looked out on a windowless world.
    Right there on my porch clear pure enough.
    And we liked what we saw.. so we spread the word
    And i rode into the sunset with a BSD girl. :)

  48. then Apple can patent every noun on your menus by cyfer2000 · · Score: 1

    then Apple can patent every noun on your menus. I also think Apple payed Xerox in someway.

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  49. Backlash? by woohootoo · · Score: 1

    In the event Microsoft pulls off this disgusting little maneuver, I think it's possible that the net result may be negative for them in the long haul. There are a lot of people who are on the fence about dumping Microsoft for another OS right now, and this may be what pushes them to the non-MS side. It may turn out to be a PR nightmare for the Microsofties.

  50. Does anybody understand patent system? by panurge · · Score: 4, Interesting
    As I at least hold a US patent, perhaps I should try and explain that it is based on date of INVENTION, folks. Microsoft is (apparently) claiming to have invented something before Apple. To prove this, they will need engineer's notes and concepts, drawings etc. which provably originate from an invention date.

    Of course, the cost of forgery is immeasurably less than the cost of losing a really big patent fight: as Lord MacAulay noted many years ago, in India there were even companies in Bombay that obligingly kept stacks of paper and ink for different years up to about 40 years back, along with official government seals, so they could do you anything you wanted. This is the major weakness of the US system, i.e. the incentive to fraud is disproportionate to the risk. The weakness of the European system (first to file) is of a thief stealing an invention and filing it first.

    The inability or unwillingness of the EC to understand this is at the root of the problem with software patents shows that the last people to leave in charge of technology are civil servants and lawyers.

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    1. Re:Does anybody understand patent system? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yet another redundant comment. This has been stated at least 10 times in previous comments. Oh, but the author of this comment *has* a patent, so it's much more Informative.

      Stop posting this crap to Slashdot.

    2. Re:Does anybody understand patent system? by Zone-MR · · Score: 1

      "The weakness of the European system (first to file)"

      First to file? How is that supposed to work?

      If I invent something, but choose not to patent it, can I be stopped from using my idea simply because someone else decides to patent it *after* seeing my invention?

      Somehow I doubt it...

    3. Re:Does anybody understand patent system? by iainl · · Score: 1

      "Does anybody understand patent system?"

      Not Sky Fucking News, that's for sure.

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    4. Re:Does anybody understand patent system? by Rolan · · Score: 1

      Actually, that's exactly how first-to-file works. Say you invent X, but you haven't patented it yet. Someone else can claim to have inveted X and file. Then, becuase they were first to file, they have the rights, not you. Scary eh?

      The original poster quotes the European System, but congress is trying to move the US system to be the same. Take a look at The Patent Reform Act of 2005. Groklaw, of course, has a good analysis of what would happen in this case if we had first-to-file.

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    5. Re:Does anybody understand patent system? by gnasher719 · · Score: 1

      "Actually, that's exactly how first-to-file works. Say you invent X, but you haven't patented it yet. Someone else can claim to have inveted X and file. Then, becuase they were first to file, they have the rights, not you. Scary eh?"

      Not at all. They can't just "claim" to have invented X first. Either they invented it independently, and filed for a patent, while you kept it secret. Tough for you, but not their fault.

      Or they got the idea for X from you. Either they received it under NDA, in which case they are in breach of the NDA, and you can sue them for damages; losing the patent is one of the damages, so you get that. Or they used industrial espionage: Even worse for them. Or they just filed a patent for something in one of your products: They lost. The product is prior art. And when you sue them, they will have to play court cost plus your lawyers, so there won't be much of a fight.

    6. Re:Does anybody understand patent system? by Spiked_Three · · Score: 1

      The notebooks actualy just need to be signed by someone saying the idea was presented on a certain date and the signee understands the invention. I don't know what how that can be proven other than testimony. There is also a patent called a provisional patent that is filed before a formal patent. So even if Apple shipped an iPod a year before MS patented it, if MS filed a provisional patent earlier then the iPod is NOT prior art. There seem to be a lot of people on slashdot who think they know a lot about patents, and don't.

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    7. Re:Does anybody understand patent system? by Jerry+Coffin · · Score: 1
      Of course, the cost of forgery is immeasurably less than the cost of losing a really big patent fight

      This is only partially true. While the cost of a forgery is low, the cost of a forgery that stands a chance of holding up under modern investigation is not low at all. Worse, the cost of having it found that you did commit forgery can be exceptionally high.

      In this case, there also seems to be little or no evidence that Microsoft stands to lose anything in this case -- in fact, there seems to be no real evidence that there is a case at all. What we have right now is 1) Apple's patent application has been rejected. 2) Microsoft's prior patent was cited as a reason for rejecting the patent. 3) Somebody at Microsoft has said that they're open to licensing their patent(s) to Apple.

      Microsoft seems to have taken no action whatsoever, at least so far. When or if they ever do so, they still stand to lose no more than the cost of the case itself until or unless Apple comes up with some sort of countersuit.

      Under the circumstances, the likelihood of Microsoft forging any documentation seems exceptionally remote to me -- unless they already have real documentation, they simply won't initiate a lawsuit in the first place. If anybody was going to do such a thing, the company that would be in that position would be Apple.

      Given the money involved, I can't imagine that at all. First of all, I seriously doubt the number that's been quoted. A typical patent royalty rate is around 1%, and under the circumstances, that would be taken on the wholesale price, not the retail. Second, since this is a US patent, it only applies to iPods that are either manufactured in the US or sold in the US. It looks like they're all made in Tiawan, which would restrict it to sales in the US. According to Apple's most recent 10Q (available via a link on: http://www.apple.com/investor/, relevant data is on page 27) their average wholesale price for an iPod is about $179, which would put the royalties at around $1.79 apiece, not the ~$10 that's been quoted. Total iPod sales of $1103 per quarter, and about half of their overall sales in "the Americas" indicates no more than $550 million (and probably less) as the base off of which to take the 1%.

      That comes to no more (and probably less) than $5 1/2 million a quarter. While that may not be exactly pocket change when viewed as a whole, it works out to less than a penny per share of earnings.

      One final point: even though the Apple patent was rejected based on the Microsoft patent, the Microsoft patent may not apply to the iPod anyway. One of the basic ideas of a patent is that once it expires, anybody else can use the technology. To that end, a patent is required to include a full description of how to implement and make best use of the technology. It then has claims that describe what the patent really covers. Something that's described in the disclosure can't be later patented by somebody else, but if it's not included in the claims, then the patent doesn't cover the technology either.

      Just for example, assume Microsoft's patent described something just like an iPod, but the claims said the device ran Windows CE. Since the iPod doesn't use CE, the patent doesn't apply -- but doing the same thing using some other OS is now so obvious that it doesn't qualify for a patent.

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    8. Re:Does anybody understand patent system? by 1ucius · · Score: 1

      To me, it sounds like the USPTO rejected the Apple application as unpatentable in view of the MS application. The most likely next steps for Apple are: (i) amend their application; or (ii) try to prove they conceived their invention before MS. Interestingly, even if Apple cannot show they conceived before MS, they probably will not need to pay MS any money - it sounds like the MS application is on a feature not used in iPod. Put more simply, patent applications obviate far more than they can disclose and claim.

  51. You cant patent buttered bread.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    unless you are a megacorporation. In which case, you can patent anything you damn well please - even if it has prior art or has prior patents.

  52. Most important question: by DogDude · · Score: 1

    I think the most important questions is: "Who is this "Sky" news"? I've never heard of them. Are they a real news source? Does everybody just assume that it's instantly true because they read it on a web site? This is what should be answered before there's any kind of debate on what may or may not be actual news.

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    1. Re:Most important question: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Think Fox, but seedy and right wing. You'll be seeing plenty of them soon enough.

    2. Re:Most important question: by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      Sky News is a wholly owned subsidiary of BSkyB, the largest satellite television providor in the UK. While they are often a reactionary and inflammatory news source, they are a valid source. Consider them a Fox News of the UK.

  53. Ok, explain this... by plazman30 · · Score: 1

    If MS files the patent 2 months prior to Apple, and Apple filed the patent, 7 months after the introduction of the iPod, the MS patent was filed 5 months after the iPod was introduced. Isn't the iPod then valid prior art?

    1. Re:Ok, explain this... by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

      Better yet explain what there is to patent about the ipod.

      mp3 chip + media == player

      WHAT A MARVELOUS IDEA I HOPE NOBODY ELSE THOUGHT ABOUT IT?

      How about

      cassette tape + decoder == walkman

      Same idea, different technology.

      Tom

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  54. Wheel by rhog · · Score: 1

    Does anybody know if the patent of the wheel is available. If I'm correct somebody did this a few years back in Australia. I'm thinking it should be possible to also do this in the USA.

    Getting a patent on something that somebody else invented is a bit childish.

    Richard

  55. One point by Mr_Silver · · Score: 1
    Before everyone goes on about how evil Microsoft is ... if the situation was reversed, how many of you seriously think that Apple wouldn't start demanding licencing fees from Microsoft?

    Not that it means that this patent isn't any less silly or peppered full of prior art - but lets not be under any illusion here that, given a chance, Apple would do the very same.

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    1. Re:One point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That hypothetical situation relies on three assumptions:

      A) Microsoft invented something
      B) Microsoft failed to immediately patent it
      C) Apple patents a Microsoft invention after it hits production

      If all of these were to occur, then outrage toward Apple would be warrented. Since these three coming together are extremely unlikely (particularly C in my opinion), this arguement does not hold much weight.

  56. Brilliant move, maybe by Winterblink · · Score: 1

    Just theorizing here, but...

    Microsoft to Apple: "Don't officially market OS X for the PC, or else..." ?

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  57. The mysterious future! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Next article right here.

    Linux: Exchange Alternatives Round-up
    Linux Business
    Posted by Hemos in The Mysterious Future!
    from the good-news-for-the-it-set dept.
    richi writes "eWEEK has a review of Linux-based alternatives to MS Exchange: Group Where? Almost Anywhere. Focusing on how well they integrate with Outlook, it looks at Bynari Insight 4.2, CommuniGate Pro 4.2, Gordano 11 and Scalix Server 9.2.1."

    See any serious problems with this story? Email our on-duty editor.

    ( Read More... | linux.slashdot.org )

  58. Funny by DogDude · · Score: 1

    Please boycott Microsoft products.

    Oh sure... and I'll also boycott automobiles, electricity, water, and credit cards. You gonna come run by business with non-MS products for me?

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    1. Re:Funny by anagama · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I run mine with non-ms products ... a law office running on linux systems. It's easy.

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    2. Re:Funny by DogDude · · Score: 1

      What do you do for billing/accounting? But you're right... law offices just need an office software package, which seem to be a dime a dozen these days.

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    3. Re:Funny by anagama · · Score: 1

      We use a mysql database with a php based front end.

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    4. Re:Funny by DogDude · · Score: 1

      We use a mysql database with a php based front end.

      Uugh. Good luck with that! I couldn't imagine using something like that for accounting.

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    5. Re:Funny by Rob_Bryerton · · Score: 1

      Uugh. Good luck with that! I couldn't imagine using something like that for accounting.

      That's because you don't understand it. This is meant neither as a troll nor an insult. Just my observation and personal experience. Once you allow yourself to think freely, you will be amazed at the possibilities open to you.

    6. Re:Funny by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 1

      Ok. Here's one: Ernie Ball Guitars.

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  59. Short answer, yes. Long answer ... by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 5, Informative
    The short answer is, yes, the patent is invalid and will probably be over turned.

    The long answer is that it takes a shit load of money (usually millions) and time to overturn even obviously bad patents. Thus they are hobbling Apple for a bit and presumably generating a bit of fear, uncertainty and doubt as to iPod. It's basically like a nuisance lawsuit to tie up resources. Everyone, especially MS, knows that MS can't compete on technical mertis so it's been doing everything possible to ensure that no one else can either.

    Take this as a warning as to what will happen if MS is able to force software patents into Europe and no longer has to play nice on either side of the Atlantic.

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  60. My take on the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Clearing up the FUD from the linked article.

    Lawyers at Bill Gates' firm filed a patent for technology behind the hugely successful digital music player two months before Apple.

    In other words. Microsoft files for a patent. The patent appears to have some existing use in the iPod, far from the technology behind the iPod quoted.

    The US Patent Office has ruled that Microsoft has the right to charge competitors a licence fee for each iPod sold.

    The patent office does not tell who can charge who for what. The patent office awards patents plain and simple. The company that holds a patent (any patent) has the right to license the aspects of the patent to whoever it chooses for whatever cost. Nothing special there, business as usual.

    Furious, Apple has said it will appeal the decision but at the moment it looks as though the firm will be paying a high price for the success of its product.

    Apple believes they should be awarded the patent, that is what they are appealing, not the fact that the patent ofice said MS could charge them like the article claims. Again, business as usual. Patents are challenged all the time.

    Microsoft snuck in to license some of the technology the previous May.

    There was no sneaking at all, they flat out filed first, there is no question about that, there is no back door and front door method of starting the patent process. This statement is pure jounalistic bullshit.

    David Kaefer, Microsoft's director of intellectual property licensing, said it was open to letting other firms patent its innovations.

    He said: "In general, our policy is to allow others to license our patents so they can use our innovative methods in their products.


    This applies to any company that has a patent profile. Again, business as usual and not specific to this patent at all. This statement could have been used 1000 times before or any time he is asked to comment on patents.

    The dispute comes days after Microsoft declared war on the iPod and pledged to come up with a series of rivals.

    Again, very questionable. They decalre war on all competting products, any business that does not will be out of business. The fact that days after some announcement is mentioned is bullshit considering they filed for the patent in 2002. That is a far cry from days after, it is about 1100 days after.

    In summary...
    This article is complete 100% FUD and complete bullshit and contains nothing else but wording to get ohhs and ahhs from the reading crowd. Apparently, it worked.

  61. "Innovative methods"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    David Kaefer, Microsoft's director of intellectual property licensing, said it was open to letting other firms patent its innovations.

    He said: "In general, our policy is to allow others to license our patents so they can use our innovative methods in their products.


    They have innovative methods other companies would want to use? Filing a patent makes it YOUR innovation, even if it wasn't?

  62. Prior Art isn't the issue, date of invention is by neile · · Score: 1

    The way the patent system works in the US is based on the date you invented the idea, not the date of filing. Whether Apple shipped before Microsoft filed is irrelevant. All that matters is whether they can show they invented it before Microsoft.

    When there's a patent dispute like this, companies will file with the patent office anything they have internally that shows when they came up with the invention. Apple, for example, might have internal product specifications that show they came up with the UI back on, say, May 14th, 2001. Microsoft might similarly have e-mail correspondence between developers indicating they invented it on May 12th, 2001. Generally when you file a patent you put the earliest date for invention that you can prove.

    Neil
  63. I must ask... by pcnetworx1 · · Score: 1
    What took Bill so long out of the blue to find out about patent? Oh yes, I must remember the number of patents they have.


    I hope, no pray, that the general population doesn't go for the way of Microsoft. If there is any sign of danger in the mass population it would be for a product that was definately made by Apple to be assumed the god child of Microsoft for history. Its no longer about software at MS, its just about money. Hell, it should be Exxonsoft soon, no wait, Halliburtonsoft.

  64. The truth by Petersson · · Score: 1

    I simply couldn't resist:

    All your patents are belong to us.
    Microsoft

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  65. Sorry if it's been said before, but.. by ilithiiri · · Score: 1

    Is this retro-active?
    And.. even for iPods sold *before* they even filed the patent?

    Come on, that's really gross!

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  66. Patents are the next Enron by acaspis · · Score: 2, Funny
    Counsel: Hey Steve, Bill says he 0wns our iPod and he wants $1 billion.
    CEO: Damn, let's fight back. Isn't that your job, by the way ?
    Counsel: Well, they just litigated this small phony company to death, so their patent must be valid.
    CEO: Nooooooooo, we're screwed.
    Counsel: Oh wait, Bill's lawyer is my old friend Bob, we were in law school together, so he's willing to settle for just $100 million.
    CEO: Phew, it's good to have you on board. I'll tell the good news to our shareolders.

    Later...
    Counsel: Hey Bob, the deal is done. See you at the club next weekend.

    (Any resemblance to existing persons and companies blah blah)

    What's the difference between licensing a bogus patent for millions and using invoice fraud to get money out of your company ?
    Someday corporate officers will be held accountable for these monetary diversions.

  67. To a degree by Marc2k · · Score: 1

    If the iPod had been *my* invention, it would have taken me significantly longer to bring to market than it id Apple, who already had a development department, as well as fabrication deals overseas. Thusly, your method doesn't really hold for startups; also, we're not talking years, we're talking months. Something like November 2001 (iPod release) to April/May 2002 (Microsoft filing).
    But I do agree, the USPTO should show some discretion, for instance asking why on Earth Microsoft would hold off for months on filing a patent for inventions they'd supposedly been working on for at the very least months, if not years. Even if a competing product didn't exist, I'd make sure that as soon as I had some solid reasearch and design behind my "novel" invention, I'd be working out patent drafts with my IP lawyer.

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  68. All this proves is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...Microsoft has better lawyers than programmers and engineers!

  69. I find the article misleading by crucini · · Score: 1

    The article implies that Microsoft merely saw Apple's invention, then rushed to file a patent application before Apple did. That is not how our system works. In America, priority of invention is the key, not priority of filing. Apple could easily show priority of invention since they publicly marketed the product. And a patent application must be accompanied by a signed declaration from the inventor that the invention is his.

    If Microsoft really did what the article implies, which I don't believe for a second, then they committed fraud on the patent office. That would make their patent worthless. I don't see any good patent attorney enabling a scheme that will only bring disgrace on his client.

    Far more likely, someone at Microsoft really did invent something used in the ipod.

  70. Why compete when you can flex legal strenght . . . by Tachikoma · · Score: 1

    It really seems like ms has a great business strategy. "Why compete with quality products when you can simply put out ambiguous and broad patents on pretty much everything?"

    Seriously they other day they got a patent for highlighting text in a box to make it stand out.
    everyone talks about how this seriously limits innovation. Did anyone else notice that every thing that comes out of a ms rep's mouth includes how "innovative" microsoft is? Its like they see EVERTYTHING they do as a golden shower on the people, who in turn are all better off because of ms and its glory. when really that golden shower is pee. their arrogance is amazing. Displaying text in a box so that it stands out is not innovative. That's like a toddler trying to patent poo-ing in his/her pants. In fact it's just like that; shit.
    If you could find a way to safely poo out gasoline cheaper than $3.00 a gallon, I would patent that. Until then, quit patenting shit.

    I also love how Cash Money Bill smiles so big every time he's on the news or some show. "I made microsoft, I'm so great, you owe your happyness to me". It's so arrogant I just want to throw poo at him.
    They should patent good things that they come up with, not set quotas to make 60 patents a month. Quality, not quantity you evil narcissist.

    I'm going to be like ms and patent physically crossing the street be it by any physical means. You may cross any street for a small fee. this applies to all roads, highways, trails and anything of the path-like nature

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  71. Bill of Rights by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 1
    Essentially, lawyers have replaced soldiers.
    So you are having untouchable multinational corporations walking all over nations and governments and carrying out a new form of gunboat diplomacy with armadas of lawyers instead of armadas of ships. You see this all the time when so-called realestate 'developers' stop some small city council or zoning commission into the ground to be allowed to slap together a few hundred pressboard McMansions.

    The question comes up again about rights. The Bill of Rights was drafted in an age when governments were the most powerful entities. Now they have been exceeded by the corporations (even the US post office is a private corp) but with no corresponding protection. In many counties, government agencies have a lot of responsibilities, including record keeping and privacy standards. However, the moment those same functions are privatized or outsourced, those same responsibilities no longer apply.

    It's time for a modernized Bill of Rights to keep the corporations in check.

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    1. Re:Bill of Rights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Draft it and go through the steps to get it in, or shut up.

    2. Re:Bill of Rights by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 1

      Funny, but did you know that the Federal Reserve, IRS and other parts of government are listed as corporations (I think in Delaware). Many are listed as recently as some time in the 1990s. I was reading and arguably tin-foil hat theory that the US is still owned by Great Britain and that we only won independence of self rule, not from our monetary duties to the crown. I followed some of the "evidence" and it was all right there. I don't know what it means in real-life terms, but it just makes you go "hmmmm".

      The incorporation of various branches of government might be to allow them to interact better with the rest of US institutions and it might allow for the use of corporate structures to allow for more accountability. But, if you assume greed and corruption with a touch of incompetence, it will at least give you the satisfaction of being right more often than not.

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  72. It is amazing that they can patent another device by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 1

    The iPod was already being sold when Microsoft received this patent. I expect them to have difficulty getting money from this since there was prior art.

    Of course, this is about patent ownership... so what happens in court may have little to do with who really innovated.

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  73. Question for a patent-knowledgable person by fullofangst · · Score: 1

    Can someone answer this question I have?

    I assume if two people, organisations or companies directly compete to make a device, then patent law applies and the first person to have patented the device wins.

    But what happens if two people design something similar with no knowledge of the others progress and a patent is filed by one before the other?

    Does the slow company then have to pay royalties / cease production because of this, despite having no knowledge that someone else was working on the same thing?

    1. Re:Question for a patent-knowledgable person by amliebsch · · Score: 4, Informative
      I assume if two people, organisations or companies directly compete to make a device, then patent law applies and the first person to have patented the device wins.

      Nope, in the U.S. only, the first person to have invented the device wins, regardless of who filed first.

      But what happens if two people design something similar with no knowledge of the others progress and a patent is filed by one before the other?

      The case is going to hinge on documentary evidence as to who completed work on the invention first. From 35 USC 102(g)(1):

      In determining priority of invention under this subsection, there shall be considered not only the respective dates of conception and reduction to practice of the invention, but also the reasonable diligence of one who was first to conceive and last to reduce to practice, from a time prior to conception by the other.
      These invention priority cases can get very messy, however, and the U.S. is probably soon going to change to "first to file."
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    2. Re:Question for a patent-knowledgable person by symbolic · · Score: 2, Insightful


      How would "first to file" be of any benefit over what we currently have? This would just seem to make it easier for patent speculators to churn out patents without producing, or intent to produce, a damn thing, and then leaching off the sweat of everyone else's brow.

  74. iTunes then? by Flamesplash · · Score: 1

    Doesn't iTunes have something like an auto DJ that this could conflict with?

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    1. Re:iTunes then? by angrist · · Score: 1

      Not really ... iTunes lets you create a "smart playlist" that is similar to a saved search.

      All songs with genre "Rock" or all songs by Metallica, etc. The autoDJ seems to alow you to do something like ... put two DMB songs and an O.A.R. song in the positive seed, a Metallica song in the negative seed, and end up with a grovin' relaxin' playlist.

    2. Re:iTunes then? by Flamesplash · · Score: 1

      There's another feature aside from smart playlist called Party Shuffle

      Now with Selective Listening

      Of course your party deserves a great soundtrack, and iTunes helps you jump-start your set list. The new Party Shuffle feature creates a dynamic playlist, similar to shuffle play, from either your entire library or a designated playlist. You can review upcoming songs to reorder or delete on the fly, taking charge like the DJ you always wanted to be. You or a guest can add songs to the mix at any time. If you like the random picks, you can always save them in a personal playlist. And of course, you can use Party Shuffle when listening to music alone, too. So your playlist is always full, and always full of good tunes.


      from apple's iTunes site

      While they say random I wonder if there's more going on behind the scenes that might overlap with the MS patent

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  75. Then the next logical steps... by alispguru · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ... will be for Microsoft to drop the Mac version of Office, and Apple to release an Excel-competitor. I'll be skeptical of the all-out-war theory until those two things happen.

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    1. Re:Then the next logical steps... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      something tells me you won't see office for the OSX on x86.

    2. Re:Then the next logical steps... by _egg · · Score: 1

      Apple's working on an Excel competitor called "Numbers".

    3. Re:Then the next logical steps... by pomo+monster · · Score: 1

      Maybe you should stop listening to "something" and start listening to people who matter: "We plan to create future versions of Microsoft Office for the Mac that support both PowerPC and Intel processors," said Roz Ho, general manager of Microsoft's Macintosh Business Unit.

  76. Bogus representation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    David Kaefer, Microsoft's director of intellectual property licensing, said it was open to letting other firms patent its innovations.

    I seriously doubt MS would allow others to patent MS innovations. More likely, MS will allow others to license innovations patented by MS.

  77. I hate working for Microsoft when I see this stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This whole patent game drives me crazy; Microsoft has to play the game like every other large corporation, of course, thus we "innocent" geeks in the trenches who just want to write cool code are encouraged to throw every stupid idea at the patent office we can, to see what sticks. It's absolutely ridiculous, and the day Microsoft starts using its patents for anything but defense against the dark arts of other mega-corporations, is the day I'll seriously have to question my employment here.

  78. MusicMatch? by khazad · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Basically it's software that allows you to pick several songs as positive seeds, and at least one as a negative seed, and based on your choices it will generate a playlist from your music library.

    MusicMatch has been doing this forever with their customizable radio stations. That is guaranteed to be prior art.

  79. patents were designed to... by brlewis · · Score: 1

    The patent system was "designed" in the 18th century and earlier. I don't think a lot of technological devices were being mass-produced back then. I do think a lot of technological devices were doing the mass-producing of non-patented products. I think the patent system was designed more to encourage disclosure than to "protect" products.

  80. Less speculation, more facts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  81. You're an idiot. by piecewise · · Score: 5, Informative

    You're an idiot and your comment is overrated. Learn why below.

    Yes, it's true: Steve Jobs said in a sentence: "great artists steal." Unfortunately for you, his entire statement explained why he felt that saying was actually wrong and that people at Apple have been careful not to steal technology or ideas.

    Don't take part of a statement and twist its intentions around to suit your poor argument.

    And yes - Apple invented the first commercial GUI and did so with rights from PARC and with a number of PARC engineers that went to work for Apple.

    And of course, the patent has nothing to do with putting products in white boxes. Thre are real innovations behind the iPod that distinguish it from other MP3 players.

    Lastly, none of this matters. America is not a "first to file" country, but rather a "first to invent" country. Since the iPod was marketed and public before Microsoft's application, it will likely be rejected by the appeals process because of prior art violations.

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    1. Re:You're an idiot. by kinglink · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Here's the problem, a patent is NOT a product, it's an idea.

      So if Microsoft proves that it had the idea first, they can win. However they obviously they didn't I'm suprised that Apple hasn't destroyed their patent yet.

      And taking part of a statement and twisting it's intentions around is part of how American works, check the media as well as the politicians lately? And we'll not talk about the media reporting on politicians.

    2. Re:You're an idiot. by DenDave · · Score: 1

      But was the Ipod marketed before the MS patent? If not it would seem like industrial espionage.

      In any case if I were Apple I would let MS go to court because no sane judge would allow this to pass.

      This is just so obvious in its purpose to do harm, it's mallicious and detrimental to the activity that patents are supposed (by proponents) engender...

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    3. Re:You're an idiot. by Webapprentice · · Score: 1

      >>>And taking part of a statement and twisting it's intentions around is part of how American works, check the media as well as the politicians lately? And we'll not talk about the media reporting on politicians.

      Just because this is how it is done here doesn't mean that it's right. The GP used an incomplete statement and the parent called him/her on it.

    4. Re:You're an idiot. by mclaincausey · · Score: 1
      And taking part of a statement and twisting it's (sic) intentions around is part of how American works, check the media as well as the politicians lately? And we'll not talk about the media reporting on politicians.
      That's not the way America works, that's the way the lowest lifeforms in America work, that is, the ethically-challenged, such as advertising and marketing execs, lawyers, politicians, lobbyists, and apparently yourself. Thank you for bringing disingenuousness and ignorance into the forum, and for making us all feel at home.

      *sheesh!*

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    5. Re:You're an idiot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      just because Apple marketed the iPod before M$'s application does not mean that Microsoft didnt have the idea before Apple did. as you said US is a "first to invent" country and not a "first to file" country. If MS can prove to the patent office (which they probably did already) that they had the idea for the invention before Apple did their patent is solid. If it were as simple a you were saying the patent would have been rejected again.

    6. Re:You're an idiot. by chopper749 · · Score: 1

      The problem, however, seems to be in Europe. Europe is first to file, therefore, Apple is screwed.

    7. Re:You're an idiot. by cube_slave · · Score: 1
      America is not a "first to file" country, but rather a "first to invent" country
      You are correct... but all we know is Apple was the "first to implement" ... it is unclear who invented the patented technology.
    8. Re:You're an idiot. by kinglink · · Score: 1

      Yes It's all my fault because they all do it. Just so you know I'm a moral person, I hate when people do that to me, but because it happens everywhere, it's accepted in america. If you don't want to do it fine, but complaining that they are "ethically challenged" only shows that your trying to be better then them. The fact is it'll keep happing no matter what you think about it.

      Then you add me into that group you hate so much? Doesn't seem like you like anyone who considers this almost normal.

      And thanks for calling me names that really screams that you had a point worth talking about.

    9. Re:You're an idiot. by kinglink · · Score: 1

      I don't think I ever said it was right, I just said it's how America works. The parent of my post sounded shocked and amazed that someone would do that. *shrugs*

    10. Re:You're an idiot. by EireannX · · Score: 1

      I don't think you understand entirely how first to file works. Apart from not having to prove you invented it first, it means that if the information is published, it becomes unpatentable. So even if you want to patent your own invention, in a first to file domain you have to file it before you market it, or else it becomes unpatentable.

    11. Re:You're an idiot. by mclaincausey · · Score: 1
      You committed several straw man fallacies, I suggest you read the gp closer, unless those straw men were more of your intellectual dishonesty

      a) You misled, admitted it, and excused it by saying it was the way America works. Misleading people is unethical, no matter how widespread the practice is. Morality is not determined by what the masses do. Honesty is a very simple and widely accepted moral tenet, even if many ignore it. Most people know they are doing something wrong when they mislead.

      b) I didn't call you any names or add you to any group, you heralded your own membership when you equated disingenuous to Americanism. I also didn't say it was your fault that we have a lot of dishonesty in our culture, but it was certainly at least partially your fault it found its way into the thread.

      c) It's not that I don't like people who accept dishonesty as a fact of life (we all should accept this fact), I dislike people who engage in dishonesty inveterately, and believe they should always be held to account, instead of simply regarded as participants in the American Pastime of deceit.

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  82. Seems desperate by kaniaro · · Score: 1

    Microsoft seems to be getting a bit desperate. Or greedy, probably both. You'd think IE Explorer gaining on Firefox would be enough for them (even though Firefox is clearly better).

  83. Re:Short answer, yes. Long answer ... by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 1

    Mod SgtChaireBourne up.

    This is all courtroom leverage and market FUD. Meanwhile, MS will act like their one patent (out of Apple's many on their iPod) will allow them to license a dozen iPod clones and Apple will have to sue over years to stop them--meanwhile their market share might be effected by competing with their own design. This is old school M$ tactics. I've seen it plenty.

    The good news is that Microsoft is cheating to compete on yesterdays technology. Apple will have a new design out by Christmas and Gates will be chasing Job's tail on this one.

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  84. MOD THIS UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Parent poster is correct; GP is trolling, whether intentionally or not.

    1. Re:Mod This Up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I had mod points, I would definitely mod the parent up.

      But you don't, so you can't.

  85. AS OPPOSED TO SLASHDOT?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You deserve your karma points here - you fucking moronic sheep!

  86. Wow. MOD PARENT UP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That was certainly the most insightful post I've seen all day...

  87. Is this even neccesary? by Mantus · · Score: 1

    Doesn't Microsoft own about 30% of apple anyway?

    1. Re:Is this even neccesary? by gerardrj · · Score: 1

      No.
      Microsoft has no ownership or corporate control of Apple.

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  88. So this is the end of Microsoft? Being an SCO? by kidventus · · Score: 1

    They have the stink of death on them. To only live off quick-grab patents and lock down your monitor with DRM and make your profits in the courts, not in the marketplace, shows how out of touch you are. Who willfully uses their software anymore?

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  89. Sue the US Patent Office by swissfondue · · Score: 1

    Now only if we could sue the US Patent Office for damages due to erroneous acceptance/rejection of patents... This would certainly slow down the patent decision process, but could result in restraining abusive patents such as patenting a stick Any lawyer out there have an opinion on the chances of succeding?

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  90. Apple can win this, but it'll take money and time by kbastuba · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I'm a patent law student, so take this for what it's worth. This is not legal advice and doesn't represent a perfect understanding of the law, if such a thing even exists.

    As the applications stand, Apple will likely be issued a rejection by the USPTO based on MS's prior application. Assuming Apple can demonstrate that they had invented this product first (shown through sales, and preferrably dated design drawings, schematics and such), they should overcome the USPTO rejection. At that point the USPTO would invalidate MS's patent.

    As a bunch of people above have pointed out though, this only works in the US. In Europe and essentially the rest of the world, where a first-to-file system is used, Apple probably won't be so lucky. If MS beat apple to filing in any first-to-file countries, they should retain the patent even though Apple actually developed a product using the patented technology first. There are pros and cons to botht he first-to-file and first-to-invent system, but that's an argument for another time/

    It'll be interesting to see if MS will license the patent to Apple, or if they'll force apple to change the interface. Neither one makes MS look particularly good, but this really could let MS get a foothold in the MP3 player market, taking the interface everyone loves so much and building it into a player of their own.

    The moral of the story: patent your ideas before marketing them to the public.

  91. Re:Short answer, yes. Long answer ... by DenDave · · Score: 1

    This is hilarious! In the EU abusing the law like this is punishable under law, sorta like contempt. Dang, man, Silly Billy's wife musta been right about the origins of the company name... dude... these folks have small man syndrome and in a big way...

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  92. Re: lengthy, expensive fight by JoeHillTheViking · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I agree they are lashing out, but maybe the bigger issue for them is to sow the seeds of uncertainty and disrupt Apples iPod's success. It seems to me that Microsoft's MP3 player "innovations", like their software, don't have the appeal of the offerings of other companies. Such that they can only compete by trying to disrupt our (the consuming public's) perception of their competitors. It's kind of like when politicians make personal jabs at each to avoid focus on their own weak platforms.

    With this maneuver, it seems like they are trying to steal some of Apple's legitimacy as a media innovator. Has anybody ever thought of Microsoft as innovative or visionary? (Besides their own PR guys, I mean). Ultimately, I have to hope that a company that so completely lacks integrity will accrue more and more of the public Bad Will they so richly deserve.

    Lately, it seems that the computer software giant has done more trash-talking. In the past month, I've heard of them taking aim at Google, Adobe and now the Apple iPod. But would anybody choose to use Microsoft products if they didn't ultimately feel forced to? It's hard for me to imagine people listening to a MS digital media player in the urban sprawl (no doubt constantly rebooting), while proudly displaying their catchy logo Microsoft MS-POD: We invented these!

  93. Not Really by b4k4_teh_1337 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Not really. Its more of an expansion as the previous article was about the fact that microsoft had the patents. This article focuses on the "fact" that microsoft is trying to use the patents to squeeze money out of apple. However, as I haven't seen this article anywhere else yet, and i've never heard of SKYNews I am skeptical as to weather this is fact yet or not. I wouldn't be suprised if it was though

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  94. I'll set you straight by empaler · · Score: 1

    Here you go... It's also good for other hard words.

  95. I'm not! by MooseTick · · Score: 1

    I'm not interested in trying a polished functional alternative to XP. I am an IT admin and XP actually suites all my needs. My users need email, file and printing services, Internet/Intranet access, interoperability with other businesses(the ability to send/read files for the average user), and ease of use. XP takes care of all of that. They are familiar with it. Its easy to hire people who can manage a network based on XP. We don't get viruses and our biggest problem is rare network outages when weather is usually a factor. Yes, the license fees are high but the manpower and frustration that would come from using another OS would be higher. If we went all OS X there would be constant complaints about how isn't like what they have at home, how documents sent elsewhere don't open/print correctly, etc.
    XP may not be perfect but it doesn't crash 5 times daily like some people here seem to believe.

  96. Deja Vu All Over Again by 1251 · · Score: 1

    Hmmm... Seems this has happened before... I'm thinking... Windows?

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  97. prior art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.iusmentis.com/patents/priorart/

    So why is this even on slashdot? Its about as newsworthy as me patenting bread or the wheel. Its pretty obvious that apple had their product line before any patent was awarded. Seems pretty closed book to me.

  98. Apple Revisionsism. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Xerox's Star workstation was the first commercial implementation of the graphical user interface. The Star was introduced in 1981 and was the inspiration for the Mac and all the other GUIs that followed.

    (reference: http://www.answers.com/topic/gui )

    There seems to be an endless need in the Apple Kingdom to reaffirm their decisions by finding like-minded acceptance.
    Apple users read reviews on Apple Computers, for instance, after they bought their computer just to
    reassure themselves that they made the right decision. When they read a bad things about or criticism of Apple,
    they get mad.

    This continues to happen decade after decade. Insecurity seems to be pandemic among Macphiles.
    This phenomenon is the only thing that explains Mac users still getting so adamant.
    If Apple had 90 percent market share you wouldn't hear a peep out of Mac users, since the
    market itself would have given them the affirmation they need.

    Mac users style themselves as non-conformists; in reality, they insecure and utterly intolerant.

    Notice how they mod down reasonable criticism around here.

    Notice how they call people "idiots" and revise history.

    1. Re:Apple Revisionsism. by piecewise · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Excuse me, but you're an idiot if you insist on taking tiny little segments of a person's statement to support your argument, even when the context of the literal statement contradicts with your point. And it's not revisionist history. Look at it this way - Do you really think if Apple went in and stole everything PARC did, those same PARC employees would go work for Apple? Larry Tesler has said in interviews that Xerox didn't get it, didn't want it, and wasn't going to do anything with it -- but Apple understood it and knew how to improve it, so he was excited to work for them. Furthermore, in PBS's series on the topic, a former Xerox PARC employee confirms that Xerox was paid by Apple and they released rights to Apple to improve and use the technology.

      This has nothing to do with Apple's market share. It has to do with responding to a comment that was utterly ridiciulous. Doesn't it make YOU upset when people do that? Turn on the news - they do it all the time.

      There's a difference between reasonable criticism and a rant based on quotes you made up. If you think that's okay, you must enjoy Slashdot quite a bit!

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    2. Re:Apple Revisionsism. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Piecewise.. that wasn't even close to a coherent response. Do you really think if Apple went in and stole everything PARC did, those same PARC employees would go work for Apple? Uh... yes? Larry Tesler has said in interviews that Xerox didn't get it, didn't want it, and wasn't going to do anything with it -- but Apple understood it and knew how to improve it, so he was excited to work for them. Oh, I'm sorry. I wasn't aware that Apple understood the technology. I mean.. whats fairs fair, if they understand it better than anyone else they obviously are immediately transferred ownership. Nice wishful thinking there.

  99. I own and still use prior art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In early summer 2002, I purchased a Diva MP3032W. It's a small (maybe 2.25"x1.5"x0.5") MP3 player that uses 6 buttons and one slide switch. It is expandable via regulard CF cards, has a USB interface, and also works as a voice recorder or CF reader. All for about $80 I beleive. I may not be as cool as people who carry iPods, but I had a more powerful piece of equipment sooner and for less money. And until the mini, it was smaller, too. I hope whoever really invented it gets the credit and not some large company with an army of lawyers.

  100. MOD PARENT REDUNDANT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Linked in the article, genius!

    If you don't want constant updates on every new piece of speculation, as relate to inflamatory non-stories, DON'T READ SLASHDOT!

  101. Sure Apple Thought of This by dunc78 · · Score: 1

    Glad you thought of this but Apples entire legal team didn't.

  102. Mod This Up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I had mod points, I would definitely mod the parent up. Very good points.

  103. Re:Short answer, yes. Long answer ... by ivan256 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The short answer is, yes, the patent is invalid and will probably be over turned. [...] Thus they are hobbling Apple for a bit and presumably generating a bit of fear, uncertainty and doubt as to iPod.

    More likely, Apple will pull some patent they've been hanging onto that some newish version of Windows violates. Both sides will realize that both patents will probably be overturned at great expense, and a cross licensing agreement will make this all go away. This will happen without the average iPod user ever even hearing about it, much less having it influence their purchasing decision.

  104. simple solution. by Run4yourlives · · Score: 1

    Apple should just stop selling iPods in the US.

    The consumer uproar over the stupidity of patents should sort this out in a couple of months.

  105. Does anybody read? by Swift2001 · · Score: 1

    If so, they'd realize what a piece of spin/fluff this story is. MS has been turned down twice on this patent, which doesn't have anything to do with the iPod. If Apple wanted to make iTunes/iPod generate its own playlists automagically, then they'd be infringing. But Apple's getting along quite well with their metadata setup and "On-the-Go" playlists. Meanwhile, Apple is trying to patent the wheel/screen setup of the iPod. So far, they've failed once. But they'll almost certainly resubmit, if only to keep the other manufacturers away from something that will get them involved in a big lawsuit. "MS has the patent for the iPod"? Ha! In the long history of patent wars, it requires more than adjacent patents to make a claim. The FM patents were arguably stolen by NBC, but only by David Sarnoff actually building out an FM network, complete with financing, while the inventor couldn't get the capital he needed. IF the MS patent has anything to do with the iPod, which I doubt, the point is, where is the MS music player?

  106. Re:A Dangerous Game--Payin!?! by synergy3000 · · Score: 1

    Paying for FAT licenses? BS. They probably exchanged them through cross licensing. This whole patent topic involving Microsoft and Apple has gone way off target. This is a non-event, move one.

  107. Neither Microsoft nor Apple... by kevlar · · Score: 1

    ... invented the MP3 player. Which is what the iPod is. They can argue over interfaces and such, but Apple was relatively late in the game wrt MP3 players. So this entire argument that Apple is better than MS in this case is silly because Apple is trying to patent something that was invented years earlier.

  108. GP is not trolling by philbert26 · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Errr its a nice attempt at a troll but you let yourself down here... the US is the FIRST nation to enforce by force... and the last to resort to justice.

    Justice is merely force that is applied in the right places (ie, the force is justified). The grandparent is not a troll. All law depends on enforcement. A lawyer can make a case and a judge can sentence a criminal to jail, but that's all just empty words unless someone is willing to use force to make the sentence happen.

    That's not to say that all force is justice, and I don't believe the grandparent said that either.

    1. Re:GP is not trolling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Justice is merely force that is applied in the right places (ie, the force is justified)... All law depends on enforcement.

      A superb discussion about the issue. Nice summary, there.

    2. Re:GP is not trolling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      bzzt, you are not correct. As Alcibiades wisely noted 2400 years before your sorry ass got spat out your mother's womb, force is the opposite of law.

      Most people who refrain from breaking laws, particularly things like theft and murder, do not do so because someone will shoot them; they do not do it because doing it is wrong. The application of force is indifferent to what the law says. If someone points a gun at you and tells you to freeze, put your hands up, produce identification, or come along to a station, you're not doing that because he's a cop and legally empowered to do so. You're doing it because he has a gun and looks like he will use it on you, whether he's a cop, a gangster, or a street junkie.

      "State of Nature" theory pretty much presupposes that there is no such thing as law, only force, the threat thereof, and means to avoid it. But that fails to take into account the social nature of humanity, and the clear instinct for working together for success, whether in the city or in the jungle.

  109. "our patents are good" by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Is this not exactally what microsoft said they would not do with their growing patent portfolio?

    Not that any of us believed them, but man the tide changed fast.

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  110. Re:Short answer, yes. Long answer ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The good news is that Microsoft is cheating to compete on yesterdays technology. Apple will have a new design out by Christmas and Gates will be chasing Job's tail on this one.

    It's a box with a hdd, an mp3 decoder and a headphone jack, the only thing about it that could possibly merrit a patent in the UI and that's not something apple are going to want to change just for the hell of it. People were making such boxes for a long time before either apple or MS showed any interest in them. So the first part of the post was right, this is all court room bullshit and neither company has a leg to stand on claiming the technology.

  111. Cross-licensing inevitable by Random+BedHead+Ed · · Score: 1

    Most people seem to get the main point that Apple is clearly in the right, even if they didn't file first. The Microsoft patent can be invalidated. But unfortunately it would have to be done via lawsuit.

    Here's how the lawsuit would play out: Apple would become worried that Microsoft intends to charge for their "invention" and sues to have the patent invalidated. Microsoft counter-sues. This is why Microsoft files as many patent applications as they file - for ammunition. Microsoft's counter-suit would contain patent infringement claims for UI, iPod, the way Quicktime codecs work and all sorts of other things we can't imagine.

    Result: Apple "licenses" the "invention" from Microsoft and provides their own "inventions" for Microsoft's use in a cross-licensing deal.

    Winner: lawyers

    This suit is a problem for Apple, regarless of the validity of Microsoft's claims. Hopefully it will raise the issue of software patents in the public consciousness. It is important that the opponents of software patents frame the debate.

  112. CNET Gets It Wrong (surprised?) by piecewise · · Score: 1

    "iPod patent spat
    Music player may be winning in the market, but Microsoft beats its rival in the patent office."

    YOU CANNOT PATENT A PUBLICLY RELEASED PRODUCT! Therefore Apple had little reason to patent the iPod after it was released. This story is the most overblown tech story of the year.

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  113. Reality Distortion Field by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Beware: Macphiles are impervious to logic and reasonable criticism. They judge things based on how Cupertino is programming them today.

  114. made up BS by razmaspaz · · Score: 1

    Will someone tell me what I have to do to get my made up BS story posted on the front page of Slashdot? Somebody should tell this guy's advertizers that all the Slashdot readers that are viewing his ads use some form of adblock. I think the real proof is in the pudding. Apple's stock is only down marginally today. Not the panicked 30% that it would have been if this had been true.

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  115. Prior Art? by wh00dini · · Score: 0

    INAL but I believe that the US patent system is based on first to invent.

  116. M$ willing to license thievery by Jerry · · Score: 1
    The iPod was launched in November 2001 but Apple waited until July 2002 to file for a patent; Microsoft snuck in to license some of the technology the previous May.

    David Kaefer, Microsoft's director of intellectual property licensing, said it was open to letting other firms patent its innovations.


    They "innovated" by submarining patents on Apple's technology advances, so they are not acting out of character. We've all known what Microsoft means by "innovation", and M$ has paid over $9B in restitution for their IP thefts over the years. The fact that they have a Bush approved monopoly and are willing to price gouge while running consumers ragged on the "upgrade treadmill" gives them the money to buy their way out of jail.

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  117. Software? by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1
    Take this as a warning as to what will happen if MS is able to force software patents into Europe and no longer has to play nice on either side of the Atlantic.

    Last I checked, the iPod is hardware. The problem with patents isn't software, it's the process. Said process is just as easily abused with hardware as software.

    1. Re:Software? by jocknerd · · Score: 2, Informative

      This patent is in regards to the menuing software in the iPod.

  118. Typical. by Bun · · Score: 1

    One company creates a product, markets it and attempts to patent it after it has become hugely successful. Another company sprays patents all over the place, doesn't attempt to develop any of them into products, notices that one of them can cover this succesful product, and then attempts to siphon off money like some revenue leech, making the product more expensive and discouraging others from going to market with their ideas.

    What part of this is fostering innovation and competition in the marketplace?

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  119. Re:Short answer, yes. Long answer ... by Bun · · Score: 4, Insightful

    More likely, Apple will pull some patent they've been hanging onto that some newish version of Windows violates. Both sides will realize that both patents will probably be overturned at great expense, and a cross licensing agreement will make this all go away.

    Or...

    From the article:

    "Microsoft and Apple have previously licensed their respective patent portfolios to one another and we maintain a good working relationship with Apple."
     
    ...Microsoft wants something specific from Apple and is using this as a lever.

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  120. This was gonna happen by h2d2 · · Score: 1

    I always knew Apple will one day fuck themselves up with dumb shit like this, I mean after all, they did invent the one-button mouse. Oh, and before I forget, they invented the two-hidden-buttons mouse as well.

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  121. People. You're missing the funny bits... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1
    From TFA:
    David Kaefer, Microsoft's director of intellectual property licensing, said it was open to letting other firms patent its innovations.

    He said: "In general, our policy is to allow others to license our patents so they can use our innovative methods in their products." (emphasis mine)

    Now that's funny.
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  122. Microsoft inviting this behavior? by Halo- · · Score: 1
    I'm surprised no one else has commented on this line from the article yet:

    David Kaefer, Microsoft's director of intellectual property licensing, said it was open to letting other firms patent its innovations.

    Maybe I'm missing something, but even in context, I keep parsing this sentence as meaning: "Microsoft is okay with other firms patenting Microsoft innovations". Sort of a whoever-thinks-it's-patentable-first thing.

    I can't beleive MS would endorse this position. Did anyone else take it the same way?

  123. Yoda Speaks Out On Patent Issue by Skeetskeetskeet · · Score: 1

    "Begun, this pod war has..."

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  124. You all can watch the 800k's go at it ;) by coolGuyZak · · Score: 1
    all versions of the ipod created after the patent was approved (ipod mini, ipod photo, larger sizes of the ipod, maybe even ipod shuffle) would not fall under the prior art argument

    Yeh. But any (valid) instance of prior art invalidates a patent, thereby making that statement irrelevent.

  125. Re:Apple can win this, but it'll take money and ti by 1ucius · · Score: 1

    I think you're right, but some folks may incorrectly generalize the rule. Most other countries also lack a '1 year grace period,' so the earlier Apple sale would constitute prior art. The hypothetical European MS patent would be invalid too.

  126. Re:Apple can win this, but it'll take money and ti by BoomerSooner · · Score: 1

    The true moral is in a true free market patents are pointless. It is a legal monopoly on a single item/invention/drug/gene/...

    Why the fuck does this exist anyway? The bullshit arguement that people won't invent without patent protection is weak at best. It's a good thing software patents didn't exist in the 80's or where would the software industry be today (not to mention MS)?

  127. Hitchhikers Guide was first... by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 1

    could go to the store and buy some amazing device, notice it doesn't have patent protection, patent the device myself, then sue the original designer out of business.

    Very easy to do with a time machine. You don't happen to work for the Hitchhikers Guide do you?

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  128. Every iPod is FAT by Colol · · Score: 1

    Dunno about that, my iPod has hfs+ filesystem. I'd have to assume, therefore that they are only paying license fees for the fat versions of the iPod

    Ah, but that's where it gets sticky. For a couple years now, iPods have shipped formatted with HFS. The moment you connect them to a Windows computer, though, you're prompted to reformat them in FAT. Every iPod is then of course potentially a FAT iPod, and any licensing agreement with Microsoft would likely have that fact worked into it at great expense.

    Even several generations ago when iPods shipped in "Mac" and "Win" versions, there was no guarantee they'd actually be used on those systems. Many people bought Windows-ready iPods (e.g., from stores that only sold the Windows version) and then reimaged them for use on Mac systems.

    It's the good old "potential for violation" bit Slashdotters are so fond of.

    1. Re:Every iPod is FAT by kbielefe · · Score: 1
      What's patented is not the actual FS image on the disk, but the method to create, read, or write the filesystem. That code presumably exists on every iPod, whether it is used or not, unless the firmware is flashed too when the disk is reformatted. You can format as many hard drives as you want without paying licensing fees for each individual one, just like you can create as many Word documents as you like without licensing each one. A filesystem is no different than any other document, as far as the hardware is concerned.

      Of course, one could argue that it is unfair to require fees to use the best means of a storage device interacting with a monopolistic operating system. Microsoft's refusal to include native support for other file systems also ironically leads to a skewed sense of interoperability among the naive. "I can use my Windows disks on the Macs at school, but I can't use Mac disks on Windows. Windows is therefore the most interoperable system because they obviously make better disks."

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  129. Change the law by robertjw · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You are correct, but it definitely seems screwed up to me. Personally, I think if you can't get around to filing for the patent before someone else can make a product and successfully market it you don't deserve a patent.

    What Microsoft did is clearly just an opportunistic exploitation of the patent system. They didn't think their idea was worth patenting until someone else made money off a similar idea. The patent system was, in theory, designed to protect inventors from having their ideas stolen. I come up with ideas all of the time that I don't think I have the time or money to capitalize on. Does that make it wrong when someone else comes up with the same idea independently and makes millions of dollars on it?

  130. Re:Short answer, yes. Long answer ... by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

    Very good, I suspected as much from one of my previous posts. Face facts, when an Internet Idiot like Orion Blastar can figure out your plan, it isn't a very good one. Then again, maybe I am not so much of an idiot? Take that IWETHEY'ers! I figured it out before they did. Who is the idiot now?

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  131. flagrant/rampant abuse of the patent system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has GOT to STOP!

  132. Think that through... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How much did they have to pay for the tour in that case? I got a tour 'round Cadbury's once. Cost me £1.

    If the idea was "Hey, just have a walk around. Just hand over stock worth a couple of million", then I would suspect they are allowed to implement whatever they saw.

  133. Re:Business plan for success... UPDATE by mavenguy · · Score: 3, Informative

    OK, I just couldn't let this go, so I did a little digging and I think I found the Apple application, it's 10/282,861, and the this is the link to the image file wrapper, which has all of the prosecution history.

    The rejection is a 102(e) "anticipation" over Microsoft's allowed application, which, like a 102(a) rejection referenced in my parent post, might be overcomed by a "131" declaration, and, in fact, the inventors appeared to have done just that ( including Steve Jobs, who signed his copy). The declarations were filed on April 11 2005. A final rejection was submitted on July 11 and mailed two days later. What is very puzzling, however, is the examiner did not mention the 131 affidavit at all, which he should have done, even if it was grossly ineffective to establish an earlier date of invention for whatever reason(s). I can only speculate that the declarations were not properly forwarded or timely scanned into the file wrapper database and that the examiner was unaware of them at the time the action was prepared. Certainly, if the applicant files an amendment/response after final rejection this will be pointed out.
    BTW the evidence contained in the 131 declaration is a press release announcing the ipod on November 9, 2001. My knowledge of 131 practice is weak so I don't know if the press release is sufficient to legally establish that the iPod as announced, with all the features, actually existed. I certainly know that if the press release were being used to reject claims like here in some hypothetical patent application by, say, Microsoft that it wouldn't suffice; you'd have to show something with more details that actually show that the features were actually there and were not "just press release vapor". I'm sure that the iPod was public and that it did have all the features claimed, but that would need to be shown more concretely than a press release. In any event the 131 declaration should have been addressed in the final rejection.

  134. Google Gordon Gould Laser Patent Fight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do this and you'll learn that filing date doesn't mean anything - its date of invention.

    This largely points to the need to close the software patent office, it is beyond worthless.

  135. What is "leveraging"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What does "leveraging" mean? "Leverage" is a noun. Do they perhaps mean levering?

    On the plus side, I think I have just won bullshit bingo!

  136. Microsoft's definition of innovation by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1

    Patent someone else's technology more than 6 months after it is released.

  137. This is all to generate ad traffic by tshak · · Score: 1

    You really need to stop taking /. and its sources seriously. If a story isn't patently false then it's extremely exageratted. This generates lots of posts, and therefore lots of ad revenue. This is all wild speculation. It's true that MSR has done a LOT of UI research, especially around music players in the last ~5 years. You can visit MSR and see some of what they've accomplished. Obviously if they've spend millions on research in this area, they are going to try and protect that investment, and you can't blame them for that. However, Microsoft has not done anything to indicate that there is anything infringing in the iPod. This is just some struggling e-journalist making a loose correlation between a recent Apple patent rejection and another patent filed by MS in 2002.

    I've even been accused on Slashdot of being a Microsoft astroturfer

    Ya, me too, and I don't let wild speculation change my opinion of MS. I call BS on MS in full force when appropriate. They're a corporation that needs to know when it's customers aren't happy with their behavior. Just don't trust /. for any level of journalistic integrity. One day of trusting /. will turn you into a mindless anti-M$ drone in no time.

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  138. Microsoft and what innovations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "David Kaefer, Microsoft's director of intellectual property licensing, said it was open to letting other firms patent its innovations."

    (Funny: 5)

    Probably because they have no innovations.

  139. Lincoln -vs- Mao by mosel-saar-ruwer · · Score: 1

    Let's see how your lawyers fare when soldiers use guns on them.

    Lawyers only work when everyone agrees to abide by the lawers and judges. People generally only agree to this because some "soldiers" somewhere are willing to enforce what the lawyers and judges say. I only care about lawyers and judges because of the guys with guns behind them.

    People in the US in particular seem to forget that the only real way to enforce anything is with force.

    One of the great ironies of history is that Lincoln maintained, in 1856, that "The ballot is greater than the bullet," [and then, about four years later, proceeded to murder several hundred thousand constitutionalists in the epic anti-constitutionalist crusade that would prove himself, probably unintentionally, to be a hypocrit in this very regard], whereas Mao said that "All power emanates from the barrel of a gun."

    Anyway, the supreme irony is that Mao - likely the greatest mass murderer in the history of our species [at least in absolute terms: Pol Pot would surely best him in relative terms] - was more honest about this question than was Lincoln.

    Of course, "Honest" Abe was a lawyer, so draw your own conclusions.

    PS: As a post-script, let me state for the record that there are alternative approaches to these questions, and that Lincoln may very well have felt a personal attraction to those alternatives, but that his professional approach to the great questions of his day was absolutely monstrous, as is, to this day, his terrible legacy.

  140. Re:Short answer, yes. Long answer ... by durangotang · · Score: 1

    Did Melinda Gates ever make a quip about the origins of the name Microsoft?

  141. The FAT licensing by terminal.dk · · Score: 1

    is a good example of the one big point where US laws needs to get in sync with the laws in the sensible part of the world.

    Here, you MUST react within reasonable time (6 months has been established as general standard) after you find out your rights are violated. If you do not do that, you wate your chance.

    So you can not bet on everybody using your thing before you want money. You must play fair.

  142. Forget royalties.. by jcr · · Score: 3, Informative

    Didn't anybody notice that Apple and MS had a patent cross-license agreement in effect when the iPod shipped?

    Nothing to see here, guys. Really.

    -jcr

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    1. Re:Forget royalties.. by jcr · · Score: 2, Informative

      I just checked... The cross-license agreement was for five years, and it started in 1997. The iPod shipped in 2001. Whatever the upshot of MS's race to the patent office, Apple will not be paying royalties on the iPod.

      -jcr

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  143. Re:Oh no you didn't by symbolic · · Score: 1

    The older I get, the more I realize that I picked the wrong career.

    There are enough bottom-feeding psuedo-professionals in this country. Every one LESS we can manage is a positive, not a negative, no matter how you look at it.

  144. Where's the Infringement? by Geek+Yid · · Score: 3, Insightful

    We have all been getting wrapped up in hysteria. The USPTO's examiner rejected Apple's application, supposedly as not patentable over a Microsoft patent application, or so it appears.

    I used to be a patent examiner (1999-2000; left in large part due to the fact that I didn't feel the job could be done properly with the resources and time available). I've read, as many of you have, the respective applications, notably the claims. Keep in mind that only claims can be infringed upon. Patents are granted solely on an applications claims, not on any other stuff described in the application. While the full disclosure in application M can be used to reject application A's claims, A only infringes on M if it is claimed by M.

    The claims of the M$ application (PDF) are not infringed upon, IMHO, by the Apple application (PDF). M$ claims a way of generating a playlist, whereas Apple claims a method of interfacing wherein a user directly picks items to be played. Even though M$ claims -- in a dependent claim that their system might be included in a media player, that still does not mean Apple is infringing on the M$ patent, should the M$ patent stand. It only means that Apple cannot patent its device over that which M$ disclosed in its application.

    Further, IMHO, independent claim 1 of the Apple application specifically cites selecting items "through a rotational action with respect to said user device" -- something which I cannot find in the M$ application. Therefore, there is no reasonable case for infringement. The only question is whether that 'rotational' step alone makes Apple's app patentable over the M$ app (again, still assuming we don't even bother to knock out the M$ app), or whether Apple will need to narrow its claims a bit first.

    I am not worried about the iPod infringing on the M$ app/patent in question. However, iTunes' creation of Smart Playlists appear to be a much closer match to what M$ discloses. That is where Apple should be worried, unless they can show a different, non-infringing algorithm for auto-creating their Smart Playlists.

  145. Microsoft's Terms by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe in addition to the $10 fee, MS will require Apple to bundle Internet Explorer with every iPod sold.

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  146. Well, maybe, but ... by moultano · · Score: 1

    ... at least you can sleep at night.

  147. It's not too late to change careers by commodoresloat · · Score: 1
    The older I get, the more I realize that I picked the wrong career.

    At least you realize now that you should have gone into IT instead of the law.

  148. Re:Short answer, yes. Long answer ... by Anonymous+Writer · · Score: 1

    ..Microsoft wants something specific from Apple and is using this as a lever.

    Perhaps Microsoft is wary of OS X running on plain x86 boxes and an Apple office suite. According to the WWDC 2005 keynote address, Apple had secretly maintained an Intel port of OS X from the very beginning as a "Just In Case" scenario (23:44 into the presentation). The possibility of them suddenly getting into direct competition with Microsoft with an OS and office suite may be another card up their sleeve, despite all the discussion that Apple's business model is mainly as a hardware manufacturer. Microsoft may be building up a patent portfolio to interfere with Apple as their own "Just In Case" scenario.

    After all, NeXT started out as a hardware company that later became a software company. Since OS X is founded on NeXTSTEP, Apple could very easily take the same route as NeXT. Maybe Apple is adopting NeXT's business model as well. It may not be the planned route, but could be another contingency plan. Most people didn't think that Apple would switch to Intel and make a multi-button mouse. Apple could suddenly rock the boat and threaten Microsoft's market dominance, especially with all the delays of Windows Vista. I'm sure the people at Apple would be happy to be in Microsoft's market position rather than keep their hardware business model any day.

    If most people are going to have to get a new computer to run Windows Vista, as well as new versions of the software they use written for it, they could just as easily upgrade their entire system to one running OS X. After all this time, Windows Vista still hasn't made it to market. And it will be released lacking full implementations of new features it was meant to have, like WinFS, .Net, and a new shell. In fact, it almost seemed to resemble vaporware for a while. Meanwhile, OS X already has Spotlight and a Unix shell. Any monopoly that grows too complacent in productivity can eventually be challenged by something newer. It may be highly improbable, but not impossible.

  149. Diamond Rio? by e2d2 · · Score: 1

    I have the original Diamond Rio. 32 MB of songs baby! I can listen to it all day... over and over and over. And it's got that slick parallel cable for uploading, not that slow USB..

    Seriously though I keep it around for God knows what. I'll try to plug it in and see if it works someday:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rio_PMP300

  150. Don't patent buttered bread Please by randyflood · · Score: 1


    Can everyone please hold off on patenting buttered bread?

    Al Gore just invented buttered bread but he hasn't had a chance to patent it yet.

    Thanks.

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  151. No sorry, please retake Sociology 101. by SeaFox · · Score: 1

    Lawyers only work when everyone agrees to abide by the lawers and judges. People generally only agree to this because some "soldiers" somewhere are willing to enforce what the lawyers and judges say. I only care about lawyers and judges because of the guys with guns behind them.

    People generally agree to this because they generally agree to the views of the lawyers and judges, or don't care enough to take action when they don't. Standards of behavior and ethics universally agreed upon are what allows systems of government and law to succeed.

    Totalitarian governments only work as long as the populace allows them to work. If the entire population of [insert police state here] suddenly decided they didn't like how their system of government or justice was functioning, they would be able to overthrow the government by revolution, or simply ignore the laws. Such systems cannot be enforced by violence becuase the ruling party doesn't have the power to contain the entire populace, the population will usually be able to leave the country (leaving the rulers with nobody to rule).

    1. Re:No sorry, please retake Sociology 101. by ThosLives · · Score: 1
      Too bad I cannot moderate my own thread - you display some good insight here.

      I was actually trying to stay a bit clear of the non-physical aspects of how people can choose to follow a set of rules which is what I think you mean by the sociological aspects. I definitely agree that most social systems work because of shared beliefs. That's not really surprising, and because of the fact that populations with similar beliefs tend to congregate, it's not suprising that extensive force is not required to maintain that system. Force becomes necessary when people try to mix groups with materially differing beliefs, especially on things like ownership of property and conflict resolution, and they do not have the will to compromise.

      The reason I tried to keep the self-will aspect out of things is that it falls outside the realm of control mechanisms. After all, if someone tells me to do something I would do on my own, am I under their control or my own? At times this distinction is difficult to make.

      What you mention in the scenario when a government "in power" cannot enforce its rules simply indicates that government is not really in power at all. But what happens in the hypothetical totalitarian state if the "ruling party" is strong enough to contain the population?

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    2. Re:No sorry, please retake Sociology 101. by SeaFox · · Score: 1

      Force becomes necessary when people try to mix groups with materially differing beliefs, especially on things like ownership of property and conflict resolution, and they do not have the will to compromise.

      In such a situation, I think the results would be a willful segregation of the populace into their separate factions (like the U.S. splitting into the Union and Confederacy) note that the Civil War was not actually a forgone conclusion to this dispute. The two of them could have amicably agreed to exist as separate countries (you might want to check out the independant film C.S.A.), but I daresay it was a measure of greed on both sides to "have it all" that caused the War to take place.

      After all, if someone tells me to do something I would do on my own, am I under their control or my own?

      I would say you were under your own control even if they told you to do it. The choice to obey them was yours.

      But what happens in the hypothetical totalitarian state if the "ruling party" is strong enough to contain the population?

      For that to happen, the ruling party would have to exist in a proportion great enough to actively control the entire population, and you end up with a government that may be bigger than the populace it's trying to rule. A situation like that would be more like a cult with an enslaved subgroup.

      The result would still be the same, though. Barring a form of thought control, the decision to be ruled still rests with the people, they can revolt, and maybe they will die in the supression, but they wont be ruled anymore one way or another. It would be self-defeating for a ruler to kill all his own subjects.

      The government is allowed to rule because the populace places that person or group above them (sometimes literally, a la carrying him on a throne above their heads). The moment the populace stops carrying him and lets him fall, he is nothing more than one of them.

      Getting back on topic, Microsoft can demand a licensing fee for the iPods, Apple can choose to respect their authority to lobby such a fee and pay it. If businesses in masse decided the patent system was broken and to ignore it, what do you think would happen?

  152. Re:Apple can win this, but it'll take money and ti by pomo+monster · · Score: 1

    Yeah, people would still invent stuff if patents didn't exist, but it's really the pace and direction of research that patents (and the concept of IP in general) influences. How much longer would we have had to wait for AZT if chemicals were unpatentable? How much longer would we have had to wait for blue lasers? Go ahead and condemn the patent system if you like, but it's done a lot more for us than you seem to realize.

  153. Didja hear the one about Odin and Frigg? by Bearpaw · · Score: 1

    You'll love it -- it's a joke based on a myth, too.

  154. Innovation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "In general, our policy is to allow others to license our patents so they can use our innovative methods in their products."

    Excuse my french but, what a fucking dirty disgusting move (not surprised coming from M$). What exactly did M$ come up with? All they did was take notice of IPod's possible success and sneak in with a patent before Apple had the chance. This company needs to be closed!

  155. Only true with armed citizens by HornWumpus · · Score: 1
    But I bet they did'nt teach you that is Sociology.

    Postscript 'armed citizens' is redundant 'unarmed citizens' are called 'subjects'.

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    John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    1. Re:Only true with armed citizens by SeaFox · · Score: 1

      Only true with armed citizens
      But I bet they did'nt teach you that is Sociology.

      Postscript 'armed citizens' is redundant 'unarmed citizens' are called 'subjects'.


      No, you didn't get the point. Anyone with free will is armed. The decision to obey a government always rests with the people. They are only leaders as long as someone will follow.

  156. Oscar Wilde by stummies · · Score: 1

    I think it was Oscar Wilde who said: "Good writers borrow. Great writers steal." But he probably stole that from somewhere.

  157. Re:A Dangerous Game--Payin!?! by argent · · Score: 1

    Paying for FAT licenses? BS. They probably exchanged them through cross licensing.

    Ah, good point, I should have remembered that detail. Apologies.

    Still, Microsoft is soaking people for FAT32, a file system that is such a wretched hive of scum and villainy it makes Mos Eisley look like Blandsville Iowa by comparison, which people only use because it's what they have to do if they're going to support Windows.

  158. But, Doctor Evil, that already happened. by argent · · Score: 1

    It should not be hard to develop another FS.

    If you use your iPod on a Mac, you can format it in HFS+. So, Apple doesn't need to develop a new FS, they already have one. No problem, right?

    The problem is that you can't access it from Windows if you do that.

    Whoops.

    1. Re:But, Doctor Evil, that already happened. by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Why can't Apple write a driver to format the ipod for HFS+ under Windows?

      My point is Apple has the ability by having their own OS writers to ignore the MS patent and do their own thing.

    2. Re:But, Doctor Evil, that already happened. by argent · · Score: 1

      Why can't Apple write a driver to format the ipod for HFS+ under Windows?

      1. That would require people to install a driver and reboot after installing iTunes, making Apple look bad.

      2. It would mean a LOT more chances for people using iPods on slightly shonky Windows machines to have their iPod not work, making Apple look bad.

      3. It would mean you coudln't take your iPod and plug it in to someone's computer and use it as a disk drive, if that's what floats your boat, again making Apple look bad.

      4. It would cost time and money to implement.

      5. The lost sales from 1-3 plus #4 would more than overwhelm any savings on not licensing the patent.

      6. As other people noted, they have cross-licensing agreements with Microsoft anyway.

  159. stupidity by cahiha · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The US Patent Office has ruled that Microsoft has the right to charge competitors a licence fee for each iPod sold.

    The USPTO doesn't rule about whether companies have the right to charge, beyond allowing a patent.

    Also, talking about a "patenting the iPod" does make sense. Neither Apple nor Microsoft invented portable MP3 players or even disk-based MP3 players. The patent in question seems to be about a particular feature of iPods.

    Finally, given Apple's and Microsoft's cross-licensing agreements and close business ties, I also find it unlikely that any money is going to flow. Apple and Microsoft aren't enemies anymore, if they have ever been, and Microsoft doesn't want to see Apple disappear.

  160. Re:Short answer, yes. Long answer ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    uhh, it's a joke:

    When asked by her cousin about how the wedding night went (and how her new husband was in bed), Melinda Gates responded, "Well, now I know what micro and soft were describing."

  161. Re:Short answer, yes. Long answer ... by killjoe · · Score: 1

    From now on when a MS aplogist here tells you that MS will only use patents for defensive purposes they will officially be lying.

    Whoo Hoo.

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  162. lawsuit against US Patent Office by nektra · · Score: 1

    Why not Apple file a lawsuit against US Patent Office and cover all judicial cost plus some extra bucks? or better a class action from customers?

  163. Re:Short answer, yes. Long answer ... by AstroDrabb · · Score: 1

    Yes, she said Bill has a very small p3n1s. However, she will stay with him for the money. She said she can get good d1ck anywhere, but you can't come by billions so easily.

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    If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land,
    it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy. -James Madison
  164. Re:Apple can win this, but it'll take money and ti by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These are corporate games, and they must be played (at least until a better system comes along) by all of us, including both MS and Apple. The fact is that we cannot do without a patent and trademark and IP system. Unfortunately what it has evolved into is pretty much a joke. Forget about what MS is doing to Apple in this particular case. Think of the billions of dollars that MS has lost in lieu of BS patents against them.

    Given the length of the patent process, I'd say there is a chance that MS didn't necessarily steal the design.

  165. prior art by pbjones · · Score: 1

    I've seen a couple of electronic Juke Boxes that possibly predate either patent, from a quick read of the patent I would have thought that it describes an average Juke Box very well.

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  166. Re:Short answer, yes. Long answer ... by durangotang · · Score: 1

    Thanks for the clarification.

  167. DRM by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 1
    Microsoft wants something specific from Apple and is using this as a lever.
    Perhaps to assume The Position and integrate MS-based DRM into OS X?

    I know Apple recently rejected some kind of DRM deal, but haven't gotten the details yet.

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  168. Re:Short answer, yes. Long answer ... by DenDave · · Score: 1

    It was a joke, it's been on the internet for soooo long..... *giggle* Although some of the funnier stuff on blue-screen crew are even better.. just google for the monkey dance...

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