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Tech Support Businesses on the Rise

prostoalex writes "People are relying on more technology that ever before, and tech support geek squads are on the rise, media reports. The USA Today article says Best Buy has hired 1,500 more technicians for its Geek Squad and CompUSA currently keeps its tech support ranks at 12,000. The article from Digital Connect magazine talks about Geeks On Call, a nationwide tech support franchise, which has more than 300 shops in 20 states. The USA Today article states the profit margins for the tech support teams generally run within 30%, while the Digital Connect magazine gives an estimate on prices charged to achieve the margins: "An initial diagnostics call, for example, could run $99. Cleanup jobs usually run one to two hours, and some franchisees say they charge between $149 and $165 for one hour and $265 to $275 for two hours.""

375 comments

  1. 3 hours of tech support = new computer by yotto · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So, if you think it's going to take 3 hours to fix, just go out and buy a new computer.

    1. Re:3 hours of tech support = new computer by AKAImBatman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Not to mention that the tech who does the work is probably only seeing about $10.00/hr out of it.

    2. Re:3 hours of tech support = new computer by login: · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The new computer isn`t generally the issue.

      DATA stored on the computer is generally far more precious then the PC itself, and buying a new PC isn`t going to get you back that thesis/invoice/email.

    3. Re:3 hours of tech support = new computer by Intron · · Score: 4, Insightful

      ...and resinstall all of the programs that you have from the original factory disks that are carefully organized on your bookshelf, right? Oh, and somehow copy all of your docs and emails over to the new PC. Oh, and restore all of your settings, preferences, backgrounds, sounds. Sounds like a 10-minute job to me.

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    4. Re:3 hours of tech support = new computer by lawpoop · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The people who would buy three hours of on-site tech support are those who would not be able to set up a new computer.

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    5. Re:3 hours of tech support = new computer by Leroy_Brown242 · · Score: 1

      BUY COMSUME, BUY CONSUME.

    6. Re:3 hours of tech support = new computer by LetterJ · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Which is, incidentally, why Linux is just as vulnerable to virus destruction as any OS. It's "invulnerability" to viruses is almost always touted based on it's blocking of running arbitrary programs as root. However, when the primary value of the computer's setup is in the data, obliterating the current user's "home" directory is actually all the virus needs to do to be completely effective. Sure, the machine itself is still up and running, but the valuable stuff is gone.

    7. Re:3 hours of tech support = new computer by Enigma_Man · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They probably see more than that, but you've got to remember that they need to purchase the vehicles to cart around the people in, the gasoline for said vehicles, rent/buy the space to house the technicians at a central location, etc, etc. Running a business is expensive. It's not always big mean corporate big-wigs that suck away all the money from the people doing the actual work.

      -Jesse

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    8. Re:3 hours of tech support = new computer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which is why you backup the important information. Using an OS that is more secure by design will definitely help as well. At least if one user's home directory is lost it does not wipe everything off the machine.

    9. Re:3 hours of tech support = new computer by tonyl · · Score: 1

      Perhaps so. But the transfer for a Windows machine is simple with XP's File and Settings Transfer Wizard, and if the tech support person has any morals at all, they will advise the customer not to throw away money.

      When someone with a badly infected or otherwise flaky machine asks me to "look at it", if it's more than a couple of years old, I always advise them that we could easily eat up the cost of a new machine and they will still be left with an old piece of near junk when we are done.

      With most folks, I can tell them how to use the F&ST wizard by themselves by referring them to a web page that walks them through it. They don't waste money, they get a brand new machine, and then they or I can wipe the old box clean, reinstall, and perhaps recycle it to someone else in the company or family.

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    10. Re:3 hours of tech support = new computer by StupidHelpDeskGuy · · Score: 1

      Not sure how this was modded insightful. You're asking the person who can't keep crapware off their pc in the first place to determine how long it will take to fix said crapware?

      The same folks that can't keep their machine in working order are supposed to have a rigorous backup schedule? You are forgetting about the importance of data, which is the entire reason for owning a pc in the first place. I'm sure that the high income folks who are using this service are happy to pay it. Many of these people don't have any desire to learn how to operate a computer, a computer is simply a resource to them, like a tv, oven, or any other appliance.

      However, you do have to wonder how much money Best Buy is making from their aquisition? Their recently reported profits are off the charts. My guess is that with the addition of the Geek Squad, they are indeed selling a lot more hardware. With those prices, a mid level consumer being told "you need to replace this" becomes a much easier sell.

    11. Re:3 hours of tech support = new computer by clem · · Score: 1

      I was going to dignify this with a reply but I'm taken by this unexplainable urge to browse the video card selection on newegg.com.

      Oh, wait, that's what I do everyday. Nevermind.

      On a related note, though, I'm also developing this strange urge to mispell the word consume.

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    12. Re:3 hours of tech support = new computer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It's not always big mean corporate big-wigs that suck away all the money from the people doing the actual work

      No man, it all businesses. They have this need for profit, man, always the profit. Doesn't matter if they are small or large, they all want to make money. Man, even the guy who grows my organic vegtables want money for them! They grow out of the ground, man! They produce the seeds for next years crop all by themselves, man! I just don't get it, man!

      Money is evil, don't they see it, man? If it weren't for money and corporations and government and society and stuff, we'd all be peaceful nomads, wandering the plains with our fellow vegetarian freinds, the wolves and bears.

    13. Re:3 hours of tech support = new computer by LetterJ · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "At least if one user's home directory is lost it does not wipe everything off the machine."

      You just proved my point. On most home machines, even Linux ones, there really only *is* one important user. Any other users are usually pretty secondary. Shrugging it off as only "one user's home directory" is exactly why this is a problem. Destruction of my home directory (assuming I don't do backups, which I do*) would result in the destruction of probably close to 10,000 hours of work. Now, much of that work really wouldn't need to be redone, but compare that to the time to reinstall the relevant software and do a setup.

      At work, the person seated at the machine 40 hours per week is the only user of consequence. Elminate their data and you're not talking about a 2-day rebuild, but possible 1-2 years to recreate anything not backed up.

      I'm not saying you shouldn't backup. Obviously that's the "real" solution to stopping the destruction of data.

      All I was commenting on the fact that a "secure" OS that still allows the destruction of the current user's data is only a small bit better than one that allows complete destruction due to the ratio of value between the OS and it's data and the user and their data.

      *I keep my home directory under SVN control and back up the repository offsite.

    14. Re:3 hours of tech support = new computer by Webmoth · · Score: 2, Insightful

      To emphasize the point of the post just above mine, that's all fine and dandy if it's your home computer and you've got several evenings to spend rebuilding your system when you'd otherwise be drinking beer and watching football.

      When it comes to business, though, time is money and so is information. To pay one of your employees a day or two labor to reinstall everything on a new system not only takes them away from revenue-generating work, but also makes potentially important data unavailable for the duration. Not only that, since it's not your employee's regular job, the replacement system may not be configured optimally and therefore cuts productivity.

      You could bring a tech in that spends 4 hours at $125 per, so it might cost you $500 plus parts, but your employee whose job it is to do something else is still generating revnue, and your data will be accessible much sooner.

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    15. Re:3 hours of tech support = new computer by Leroy_Brown242 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I're a gewd speeler!

    16. Re:3 hours of tech support = new computer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BUY CONSOMME. BUY CONSOMME.

    17. Re:3 hours of tech support = new computer by ScentCone · · Score: 0, Troll

      The total righteousness of your comment is, like, totally righteous. Just this morning I was sitting out in the woods with my laptop, and a bear tried to kill me. I was like, "WTF?" And then I was like, "u r the r0xx0r! That bear saw that I was like, about to open some luser corporate file attachment from The Man that could have totally sucked, and he was like, dude, I'll show you what happens when you are stoopid."

      OMG that bear was like a totally 1334 h@xx0r ursine.

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    18. Re:3 hours of tech support = new computer by Blue-Footed+Boobie · · Score: 1
      I like to make my own. My Beef Consume is to die for!

      /cooking geek

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    19. Re:3 hours of tech support = new computer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What, and lose all my pr0n? No thanks, I'll pay the repair fee!

    20. Re:3 hours of tech support = new computer by gsonic · · Score: 0

      You know what I hate? It's when you know more than the support tech, and you know what the tech support thinks what your problem is (and it's not even the right problem) and they do not even suggest you the right things to do for fixing the problem they think about.

    21. Re:3 hours of tech support = new computer by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1, Informative

      Running a business is expensive.

      I'm the first one to understand this, but $149/hr means that they're considering the "highly trained technician" salary (who's services are what you're paying that much money for) to be only 6.7% of the gross profits. Also consider that gasoline is usually a charge on top of base hourly costs if the distance is substantial. (Which only works out to about $7.50 for a 60 mile round trip, 30 each way, w/ 20mpg and $2.50/gallon.) The car is also considered a tax deductable expense, so it ends up being fairly cheap for the company. (For the 60 mile round trip at $.32/mile, the value of the car is considered to have deprecated by $19.20 and is recouped through tax savings.)

      It's not always big mean corporate big-wigs that suck away all the money from the people doing the actual work.

      They don't have to be a mean corporation to make a lot of money at the employee's expense. That's why it tends to make fiscal sense to go into business for yourself. The only down side to this tack is that you lose the marketing muscle of a large corporate entity. This can make it harder to get your name out, but can still pay off if you can carve a customer base.

    22. Re:3 hours of tech support = new computer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At work, the person seated at the machine 40 hours per week is the only user of consequence. Elminate their data and you're not talking about a 2-day rebuild, but possible 1-2 years to recreate anything not backed up.

      Unless backups hit the local workstations, all important files should be stored on a file server that is backed up. Working locally should be done for performance issues (builds, image/video processing, etc...) but the source files should always come from a backed up location.

      If you leave original files on the local workstation, the bigger problem is policy. Not only do you worry about loss of data due to system crash (hardware, OS, software) but you also have to worry about user error (deletion/corruption), theft, ensuring success of backups, etc....

      Jim

    23. Re:3 hours of tech support = new computer by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      BUY COMSUME, BUY CONSUME

      One is left to assume that you'd rather people did not simply replace a hosed up machine, and that they instead sunk the time and money into it. OK, that's reasonable on the face of it, but depending on what you're doing with the machine, and who you are, and how valuable your time is, how old the machine is, and how many miles of gasoline someone will have to burn to make at least one round trip to help out... a lot less consumption and ultimately more utility may come from just retiring the cranky appliance and donating it after a burn-down.

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    24. Re:3 hours of tech support = new computer by alan_dershowitz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Some of the services they offer are to install antivirus, antispyware, and how to use all the crap, regardless of if the computer is new or not.

      I saw an ad for the "Geek Squad" (I hate that name, and all it insinuates), and the cost was so high that for an additional 150 dollars, you could buy a damn Mac Mini and never have to worry about that shit again.

      This says two things to me. Firstly, that if you are buying a new computer,you are going to need all that stuff with a Windows machine anyway, so just buck up and buy the Mac and save yourself a lot of trouble.

      Secondly, If you have to spend upwards of 300 dollars to get someone to personally come into your house to install software and teach you how to use it JUST so that Outlook express can't fuck your computer, that speaks to just how sad Microsoft Windows has become.

      The original point was, you are almost spending the full price of the computer itself again just to work around all the problems that come with the PC. That is totally ridiculous when you could apply that money to just buy a computer that doesn't have all those problems. You'll spend more time, but you're not throwing your money down a hole.

    25. Re:3 hours of tech support = new computer by mjm1231 · · Score: 1

      Huh? You want to incorrectly pell the word consume?

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    26. Re:3 hours of tech support = new computer by aklix · · Score: 2, Informative

      Best buy salary is pretty high, a manager of a store was impressed by my t0t4l l337 linux knowledge (I know how to use it). I believe he said something between $14 and $16 an hour.

    27. Re:3 hours of tech support = new computer by jellomizer · · Score: 2, Informative

      Paying for downtime.
      The problem is that the Geek Squad are a bunch of people and they are there for quick responce. So inorder to insure quick responce you will need enough Geek Sqaders to ready to respond at a drop of a hat. So that means that you will need to employ more then ones that are actually doing work (or chargable work) A smaller company with less employees can be paid twice as much and chage half the price. But the customer may have to wait 6-24 hours before they can get a responce. Because all the techs have a queue of customers they need to complete. Plus if they are a 1/2 hour drive from the customers house that is a total of 1 hour non-billable time. Then there is the issues of people not paying their bills. And the expense of Gas and travel. Advertising, Cost of all the fancy Bugs with the paint job, uniforms. All this stuff adds up, and the margins are a lot smaller then you think.

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    28. Re:3 hours of tech support = new computer by Elsebet · · Score: 2, Informative


      My boyfriend has been a tech with Geek Squad here in Ohio for a year now and to my knowledge still only makes around $10 an hour. He started at around $9.

      Also, there are only 2 slots for full-time tech staff in his store, and neither of them are salaried. All the rest of the staff are part-timers with insufficient hours + pay to even live indepentdently. Most of his fellow techs work another part-time job just to afford the basics.

      Not that it is unusual in companies for the people who actually perform the revenue generating effort to see the least of the monetary rewards.

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    29. Re:3 hours of tech support = new computer by magarity · · Score: 2, Insightful

      the tech who does the work is probably only seeing about $10.00/hr

      An employee who gets $10 per hour costs the company another $10 in behind the scenes employment taxes.

      Look on the up side: It's hard to outsource come-to-your-house tech support to India.

    30. Re:3 hours of tech support = new computer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I was going to dignify this with a reply but I'm taken by this unexplainable urge to browse the video card selection on newegg.com.


      There's nothing unexplainable about that.. as a matter of fact on /. I'd say it's pretty normal.

      So, what were you looking at? SLI setups?
    31. Re:3 hours of tech support = new computer by NilObject · · Score: 1

      For us Mac fanboys/fangirls, moving to a new computer is cake:

      1. Copy Applications folder over
      2. Copy Home folder over
      3. ???

      At the very worst, you might have to also copy some folders within your /Libray folder to get system-wide application preferences.

    32. Re:3 hours of tech support = new computer by scumdamn · · Score: 1

      I charge the one client I actually want to keep (others have gone away due to attrition and I haven't bothered to look for more) $50 an hour. I let him put me on retainer now for a half a year at a time for about $600 and it's welllll worth it. And since he hired my wife at his office (everybody there thinks she's great, and they're absolutely right) I let him slide if I get too many phone calls for tech support (besides, I get to talk to my wife while we're waiting for a reboot or virus scan to complete or something). Anyway, for me, this is win win. Besides, I've learned how to set up an exchange replacement on Linux (Bynari Insight).

    33. Re:3 hours of tech support = new computer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better yet, connect a firewire cable between the new and the old machine and have the new machine grab all your shit on the first boot (:

    34. Re:3 hours of tech support = new computer by mjh2901 · · Score: 1

      If people just paid for someone to set there computer up right they would avoid a lot of hastle. WinXP, free-av.com, Microsoft Spyware. IE disabled firefox and mozilla installed. Computer autologging into a restricted account and requiring a logout and login as admin to install software, hardware firewall between them and the broadband account.

      They would pretty much not need much help after that. Its all these people that plug an open admin enabled computer up to a cable modem that get into trouble

    35. Re:3 hours of tech support = new computer by timeOday · · Score: 1

      I recently bought a new drum for my Brother laser printer. I knew it was more expensive than the printer's cash value, but it was worth it to me - I have the printer all set up how I want it, it works fine, it's linux compatible... even though no sensitive data was at stake, the hassle of picking out a new one and getting it all set up wasn't worth it.

    36. Re:3 hours of tech support = new computer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      $16/hr is high? What have we come to?

    37. Re:3 hours of tech support = new computer by palewhitemale · · Score: 0

      unless of course you're using a mac. In which case you can just use that nifty migration assistant.

      ALL your settings, docs, and apps over firewire to a new machine... quite nice. And, in my experience most apps don't break due to transit.

      -bill

    38. Re:3 hours of tech support = new computer by clem · · Score: 1

      I so had that coming. *sigh*

      In my defense, dictionary.com lists that variant of the word. But I'll grant that it's an unconventional spelling (i.e. wrong).

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    39. Re:3 hours of tech support = new computer by rebewt · · Score: 1

      You are exactly right! I had a customer in this boat just the other day. The hard drive was taking a dump. They recognized that it would be cheaper to buy a new system than to pay me to get a HD, install it, sys restore & install apps on it, and then migrate the data. But in the end, the customer had to deal with me because the data on the old drive was important to them.

    40. Re:3 hours of tech support = new computer by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


      He's getting reamed.

      I thought Geek Squad was a francise that required a fairly hefty investment to get in, but once you were on, you made good money based on the rates they charge.

      Obviously the deal with Best Buy is to hire the usual peons, call them Geek Squad Agents, but not let them have any of the "own your own business" benefits of being a Geek Squad franchisee.

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    41. Re:3 hours of tech support = new computer by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


      His point is still valid.

      Home users rarely have "workstations" and "servers" - they have one machine running everything.

      For businesses, of course, using servers and Linux is obviously better. For the home user, Linux is still better because it will be a LONG time before any significant number of viruses exist that are likely to warrant installing AV software - compared to the scores of thousands of viruses, spyware and worms that plague Windows.

      But he is right - if malware destroys a home users's home directory, it's as bad for that user as if it wiped the whole hard disk.

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    42. Re:3 hours of tech support = new computer by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


      Exactly.

      Which is why I prefer to clean a client's machine of malware rather than just nuke it and reinstall the OS.

      Of course, at some point there are diminishing returns - if the client can't afford to pay you for the time necessary to finish the cleaning, you can either leave the job half done or reinstall. I don't like either alternative, so I just finish the job and eat the hourly loss. It does make the client appreciate me more, however.

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    43. Re:3 hours of tech support = new computer by x8 · · Score: 1
      So, if you think it's going to take 3 hours to fix, just go out and buy a new computer.

      By purchasing a new computer, they're not necessarily avoiding the service costs. Even if they purchase a new computer, the target market for these services would still require someone to come to their house to install the printer, install all their software, copy data over from the old computer to the new computer, put it on the network, set up wireless access, install antivirus, download windows updates, etc.
    44. Re:3 hours of tech support = new computer by jp10558 · · Score: 1

      But what it does mean is that savvy consumers might as well get some highschooler who "knows computers" to do the work for some flat fee - say $50. I know many who would do it.

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    45. Re:3 hours of tech support = new computer by jp10558 · · Score: 1

      Thats fine if it's your first computer. But what about all the programs, games, files etc you might have on your current computer? I have 10 years worth of LWP files - word processor files. What can I do with them on a Mac?

      I'm used to using proxomitron to make my web browsing fun. I can't run that on a Mac.

      What about my Max Payne II savegame? I don't know if I can port that to a Mac or not, but I'll bet I'd need to re buy the game.

      It's not fair, but windows has the software. And till I can run all my software somewhere else, I can't change OSs. And not having my PC work like I'm used to is a big cost. It takes time to learn new software, a new OS.

      I find it costs far more than just running a software firewall and using Opera and the free spyware scanners. The browser, firewall and some net savvy protect me from viruses (I run a scanner, and have run different ones, and never found a virus). Ditto for the spyware, though tracking cookies are a pain, so I still run the freeware.

      This is from the POV of a "Power User" if you will. Imagine a non savvy user. Will they want to rebuy MS Office? Try and figure out OpenOffice, or use Pages? I seriously doubt it. What I experiance is if the color changes they act like it's broken.

      I doubt the ability for many to successfully transition to a Mac.

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    46. Re:3 hours of tech support = new computer by jp10558 · · Score: 1

      Well, they'd need to call you every time they wanted to install software and actually have it work in the limited account. I can't describe how difficult this can be (for no good reason) for lots of games and applications - QUICKEN!!!! (Imagine me screaming KAHN!)

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    47. Re:3 hours of tech support = new computer by cavemanf16 · · Score: 1
      You could bring a tech in that spends 4 hours at $125 per, so it might cost you $500 plus parts, but your employee whose job it is to do something else is still generating revnue, and your data will be accessible much sooner.

      Or what could be even worse: completely losing valuable BILLING information and work you've done on your computer for your clients which ultimately results in a big fat $0 paycheck that month. It's not just the current time that's money, but your past time spent and data created in support of the future billing of your clients that's your money too.

    48. Re:3 hours of tech support = new computer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Easy way to get the data off
      1 open the OPCs case
      2 remove the hard drive
      3 mount said drive in an ide>usb|firewire case
      4 plug into NEW PCs port
      5 scan the scat out of the drive
      6 copy files as needed
      7 Profit !!! (note you can charge like US$70.00 per gig)

    49. Re:3 hours of tech support = new computer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your boyfriend is a loser. Get a man who can take care of you, unless you want to be eating fast food for the next 40 years.

    50. Re:3 hours of tech support = new computer by H8X55 · · Score: 1

      So, if you think it's going to take 3 hours to fix, just go out and buy a new computer.

      unless the data on said computer is worth more than the hardware, this is the case with a lot of business machines and home users that work at home.

    51. Re:3 hours of tech support = new computer by SomeGuyFromCA · · Score: 1

      > Best buy salary is pretty high... between $14 and $16 an hour

      that's not high. that's between 28k and 32k a year, gross. trust me, that's not nearly enough. if your take home gets to $20/hr, that's getting close to comfortable.

      few people get to what i would call a "high" pay rate ($40-$50/hr tkhm, which translates to 80k-100k/yr) while they're still hourly.

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    52. Re:3 hours of tech support = new computer by andreyw · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah... Just perform a "File and Settings Transfer" from your "sluggish" 3-week desktop - always ready to turn that new cheap-ass DELL POS you bought into another virus, spyware and malware infested doorstop. Good one.

    53. Re:3 hours of tech support = new computer by tonyl · · Score: 1

      Well, sure - I'd rather they installed Linux or bought a Mac, but that wasn't the point of this thread, was it? If they are going to insist upon Windows (as most of them do), it often makes more sense to buy new than mess around with a piece of old, very broken junk.

      I had this just last night: a friend called, his five year old Windows ME machine is doing BSOD's and is infected with viri that his Norton can't kill. I suggested he buy new. He said "I'm so sick of all this virus and spam crap. What should I do?"

      I took a deep breath. "Don't say Mac!", he said. I took another breath. "Don't say Linux either", he said.

      "So what do you want me to say?", I asked. "Buy a new machine with XP and all the virus and spyware software you want, you are still going to fight this stuff every day. But you want Windows so I can't tell you anything else.."

      So that's what he bought. What can you do? They are scared to death of Linux, Macs are "too expensive" (they aren't) and that's the way it is. I do what I can, but you can't stop the tide.

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    54. Re:3 hours of tech support = new computer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      www.geekcalls.com

      We do 1 hour response, 24 hours a day in Boston, 88/hour 8am-9pm, double after 9, triple after midnight, double for 1 hour response......normal response time is 4 hours......and we make about 50% more than geek squad recruiters...we have the best tools, the best attitute, and the best paid techs.......so we are the best..

    55. Re:3 hours of tech support = new computer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The behind-the-scenes employment taxes vary according to jurismydiction.

      Also, some employers expect their employees to provide their own transportation, are hired on contract (so they don't get benefits and/or they have to pay some of their own "employer" contributions), etc.

      Besides, whatever the costs, at the end of the day, $10/hour is karp money for any city of a reasonable size, assuming you're not living with family or several roommates.

      There are people raising families on that kind of money, but their kids have a lot less opportunities than somebody making $30/hour.

      $10/hour in most areas of the country is not reasonable money to raise a family on.

    56. Re:3 hours of tech support = new computer by numbski · · Score: 1

      Yeah, well this also means that Best Buy has changed NOTHING in the last, oh 6 years. I worked there in 98, and more or less the same story.

      Wow.

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  2. Good! by PopeAlien · · Score: 2, Funny

    ..because the cup-holder on my computer will no longer come out. Good to know that help is available.

    1. Re:Good! by pete6677 · · Score: 1

      I've actually been in an office where people use their CD-ROM trays as cup holders. They know it's a CD-ROM drive, but they think it makes an excellent cup holder and have somehow never managed to break one off.

    2. Re:Good! by Leroy_Brown242 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and I'm waiting for my computer to spit out my credit card!

    3. Re:Good! by yotto · · Score: 2, Funny

      Seriously? and you never have the urge to "accidentally" bump the open/close button? I'd find that urge nearly irresistable.

    4. Re:Good! by operagost · · Score: 1

      I would write a small wscript to close the CD-ROM drive. Then I would push it out to the LAN via a group policy. Imagine a dozen cups of hot coffee spilling on pant legs. Much screaming and BOFH hilarity ensues!

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  3. What? by 2names · · Score: 0, Redundant

    for that kind of money, just buy a new PC. You can get one for under $300 now.

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  4. pricing by justforaday · · Score: 1

    "An initial diagnostics call, for example, could run $99. Cleanup jobs usually run one to two hours, and some franchisees say they charge between $149 and $165 for one hour and $265 to $275 for two hours."

    Which is what leads to people spend 300 or 400 bucks on an entirely new machine...

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    1. Re:pricing by bobthemuse · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Which is what leads to people spend 300 or 400 bucks on an entirely new machine...

      Half the /. posts say this, but many many people have computers worth more than $300-400, if you're using that kind of low-end machine, you generally can't afford this kind of tech support anyways.

      Add in the cost of re-installing all your programs, the cost of lost data, and the trouble of buying a new PC, and you're looking at over $1000 average. Add in the higher-value PCs or laptops, and you've got a significant investment.

      This is why, in spite of low hardware costs, tech support is still going strong.

    2. Re:pricing by pla · · Score: 1

      Half the /. posts say this, but many many people have computers worth more than $300-400,

      On Slashdot? Probably quite a few of us. We realize just what sort of crap you get for $400 (not to mention, we can make $400 go quite a lot further by rolling our own). But among Mom & Pop and Joe Sixpack? When people can't tell the technological difference, they decide with their wallet. I'd wager that the majority of home PCs sold since early 2004 have cost under $500, and a steadily increasing percent for under $400.


      if you're using that kind of low-end machine, you generally can't afford this kind of tech support anyways.

      However, there you hit a rather nasty snag - Those us us who know better than to buy the $450 Dell Special-of-the-week basically know how to take care of our machines. Those who buy such machines have no choice but to pay through the nose (or beg a nephew/cousin/brother-in-law) for help.

    3. Re:pricing by Yankel · · Score: 1

      $300 - $400 to fix a burnt system is literally peanuts tho. If something's actually wrong and you have serious data on there, it can run you in the thousands.

      I've seen $3000 (CAD) invoice for a data recovery job on a physically-broken laptop hard drive.

      There are really two major things that should be standard -- even on Windows PCs:

      1. separate partitions for the OS/applications and data.

      2. A method of creating a CD image of a completly set up system (including all apps) -- that can be easily restored. I understand Dell and IBM have an embedded system similar to this.

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    4. Re:pricing by jls2151 · · Score: 1
      Those who buy such machines have no choice but to pay through the nose (or beg a nephew/cousin/brother-in-law) for help.

      Part of the problem may be that these folks have worn out their nephew/cousin/brother-in-law. I for one am tired of fixing computers for my mom, dad, brother, brother-in-laws, aunts, uncles, etc. I find that it is easier to recommend that they buy a new Dell. The tech support stopped being fun about three years ago as I realized that they were not getting any better at supporting themselves. Not even offers of apple pie can convince me that supporting all my relatives is worth it anymore.

    5. Re:pricing by iamhassi · · Score: 1
      "Those us us who know better than to buy the $450 Dell Special-of-the-week basically know how to take care of our machines."

      exactly. These on-site tech support people are not for /.ers. They're for people that don't know computers and don't know someone that frequents /.

      it is nice to hear a tech support job not moving to india though... and the nice thing about this is you never know when you'll walk in some guy's house, fix his PC in a minute, then have him offer you a job making triple at the business he owns.

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    6. Re:pricing by RevWhite · · Score: 0

      I have the same problem, except now I'm diabetic, so I'd rather have a steak so I don't have to inject as much insulin as for apple pie (though I love it and miss it).

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  5. The Spyware racket is lucrative by saskboy · · Score: 1

    Organized crime has to be behind it all, the deal is too sweet for the repair shops, and too much of a drain on victims. It's like a revolving door, just make sure that the customer at Best Buy never hears of Spybot or Firefox, and you're certain to get another $90 within 2 weeks.

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    1. Re:The Spyware racket is lucrative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's where I come in. I make a point of telling customers about Spybot, Firefox, and other useful free programs. The managers hate me, but I end up dealing with fewer customers. I hate customers.

    2. Re:The Spyware racket is lucrative by Datamonstar · · Score: 1

      Gee, and all this time I thought Symantic was the one behind all the spyware.

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    3. Re:The Spyware racket is lucrative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a computer store owner myself, I can assure you, when you do inform the customer about these programs, one of three things happens:

      a) Customer spends 3 hours to learn the new software (most customers memorize actions in software, they do not know that File -> Save does the same thing in all applications, and so spend the same hour figuring out how to do something simple).

      b) Customer is too hassled to use the software.

      c) Customer tries to use the software without learning about it and eventually spends $50 - $100 in computer education programs to learn how to use the software.

      d) Customer tries to use the software with zero computer knowledge and figures out some poor way to clean up the system that causes it not to boot anymore.

      Guess which one happens the most? Yes, option (b). (d) is pretty popular as well (and a good money maker for me! :D ). (a) happens maybe 5% of the time, (c)... well... I can't even remember the last time someone spent money on basic education. Sad really -- people put all their money into education that doesn't benefit them personally, just their employers. Ho hum.

    4. Re:The Spyware racket is lucrative by analog_line · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I do this kind of tech support work, but not as a primary source of business. The regular personal customers I do have running Windows I early and often tell them about Firefox and AdAware, and other such things, but approximately half of them regularly ignore my constant warnings about Internet Explorer. There are a couple customers I used to regularly visit and clean spyware off their computers because they couldn't be bothered with remembering not to use IE or run their spyware scanner. Most of the business customers catch on fairly quick, as my time in there not improving their systems is a noticable financial drain on their bottom line (especially since mose of my clients are small, 1-5 person businesses).

      Interstingly enough, about a quarter of the people I've dealt with on in-home jobs have bought Macs (on my recommendation, most of our business clients are Mac-only shops) and are a lot happier with it. Their kids tend to be pissed off because this or that P2P app doesn't run on MacOS, or they can't play this or that game, but generally the parents don't care, because the computer doesn't get screwed up nearly as easily and kids are built to complain. That, and game consoles generally make up the difference.

    5. Re:The Spyware racket is lucrative by MisanthropicProgram · · Score: 1
      Organized crime has to be behind it all, the deal is too sweet for the repair shops, and too much of a drain on victims.

      No. It's the Communists. No, wait, wrong decade, I mean it's the terrorists. It's all scam to fund terrorism.

    6. Re:The Spyware racket is lucrative by Badvirus.exe · · Score: 1

      I work for Best Buy's Geek Squad in-store services in Canada, and I don't think we'll ever run out of spyware to clean, even though I recommend several anti-spyware solutions, as well as including free installation on webroot's spysweeper ($39.99) which is an easy way to block spyware from coming in. Most customers really dont want to change from IE, even though it can help. 99% of the time it's not the computer owner, but "my teenage son/daughter" or "friends".

      I'm not sure if its the same in the US, but all Geek Squad Canada in store and in home fees are flat rate, no hourly, 1 hour or 10 hours, same job is the same price.

    7. Re:The Spyware racket is lucrative by pureevilmatt · · Score: 1

      Flat rate... interesting. How much do they pay you to read and post on slashdot while at work?

  6. Good God by 1967mustangman · · Score: 3, Funny

    So this means they will have antoher 1,500 people whose only function is to tell you they have to send your laptop aways for 2 weeks to do a 15 minute harddrive swap???

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    1. Re:Good God by Rei · · Score: 3, Funny

      I could tell you the answer to that question, but there is a 50$ up front slashdot-answer tech support fee.

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  7. Geek Squad by OctoberSky · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Do yourself a favor and track down the Geek Squads price list. Holy Crap am I in the wrong business (law).
    $29.00 to install RAM? Whats that take 5 mins? 60/5= 12, 12 x $29 = $348 an hour. Where do I sign up?

    1. Re:Geek Squad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go into the automobile service industry, it is even juicier.

    2. Re:Geek Squad by mister_llah · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and 5 minutes is a generous estimate with the newer models of the name brand PCs... (screwdriver free) ... thumb screws (and not the torturous kind)... easy to navigate internals...

      MONEY! NUM! *chomp*

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    3. Re:Geek Squad by xenocide2 · · Score: 1

      Yea, unfortunately, Best Buy is only paying their Geeks like 20 dollars an hour, tops. You could start your own tech support business, but GeekSquad can charge that much because they have a captive audience with Best Buy.

      So I guess the place to sign up is Wall Street, under the sign BBY.

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    4. Re:Geek Squad by ProfaneBaby · · Score: 1

      BBY is making money, but remember that it really does cost a LOT of money to hire employees (usually 2-2.5 times their salary when you factor in training, management, health insurance, SS, taxes, etc).

      Interesting that it's becoming SO big. Writing spyware for the right clients could make a lot of people a lot of money...

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    5. Re:Geek Squad by generic-man · · Score: 1

      MacMall gave me a 512 MB stick of memory with my PowerBook for "free." The only catch: a $40 installation fee.

      To install memory on a PowerBook requires that you unscrew two tiny screws and slide a DIMM in. It's easily a one-minute job.

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    6. Re:Geek Squad by huckda · · Score: 1

      But how much do you pay for your oil change?
      *bet he'll claim to change his own/and wiper blades too* =)

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    7. Re:Geek Squad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, some jobs are 5-minute fixes. Other jobs are... well... ugly. Usually (for me) the worst jobs were those where a customer said "As long as you're in there, could you add X, Y, Z, look at Q and maybe make it so my N runs faster?" This is shortly followed up by an outraged, "You're charging me extra for that? You were already inside the case! I won't pay for that." Sometimes they'd even add, "I'm good friends with your boss, I'll call him and get this straightened out!"

      Mind you, I've been my own boss for several years now...

      Having pricing like this gives a tech some options. On the one hand, a client's less likely to ask you to fix anything beyond what they initially called you out for. And if they do, you're getting paid to do that extra work.

      On the other hand, if it truly is a 5-minute fix (like RAM), you can always give a special "Quick Fix" price break.

      They're paying for your knowledge, not your time. If they were truly interested, they'd have learned to do it themselves. Instead, they hire you to take care of it for them. Think of doctors or lawyers - how much do they charge to shake your hand and say "Howdy" (or "Hello", "Hey there", or just a simple "Hi", depending on where you live)? You pay them for their knowledge too. That's the difference between "skilled" and "non-skilled" labor classifications.

    8. Re:Geek Squad by xtrvd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The question is simply "How long can you maintain that source of income?" If you can only get 4 RAM installations completed per day, then it's worth charging $30 for your time, since the day would be worth $120.

      If you can continuously have a line of computers with a new stick of ram beside them waiting to be put in and installed all day long, then your $348 an hour would make sense, but in reality, you will never have 12 machines which need ram per hour.

    9. Re:Geek Squad by david614 · · Score: 1

      You are right. I went to Best Buy, however, to get memory installed on my mac mini (yes, I know....) Apple told me when I got a blue tooth adapter installed that they would void my warranty if I installed third party memory myself! $29 later, Geek Squad installed my 1Gb DIMM, but only with *36 hours for the work!* I think that this is a racket. D

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    10. Re:Geek Squad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I am a UNIX sysadmin, and I change the oil in two cars, two motorcycles, and my GF's car as well.

      And I only use synthetics!

      And I build all of my computers from scratch.

      The only problem is that my massive, cast brass balls clank when I walk.

    11. Re:Geek Squad by Webmoth · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So, 29 bucks to install RAM, a "5 minute job." You did the math, and it came to $348/hour.

      What about idle time?

      Sure, maybe it only takes 5 minutes. But it might be 25 minutes before the next 5 minute job comes along. You still have to pay the tech for the 25 minutes they are standing around. You might only be grossing $60/hour, you're paying your tech $20, plus about $10 for benefits, leaving you with $30 to cover the overhead for the store: electricity, water, lease, furnishings, property tax, cashier, bookkeeper, inventory clerks, mailroom staff, etc. ad infinitum. Plus you gotta have a little for profit.

      "Well, they just make up all that overhead in the products they sell." Um, you've never been in retail, esp. in computer retail. It's very competitive; the margins on hardware are very, very small. If they didn't provide the services, they'd be out of business in a heartbeat.

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    12. Re:Geek Squad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the techs are any good whatsoever, they will also run memtest to check that the RAM actually works. OK, that's only another 5 minute job to start off, but it involves plugging in the machine and attaching a monitor, then leaving it running all night and checking that it's worked in the morning. So more like 15 minutes of actual work, plus electricty and some infrastructure costs.

    13. Re:Geek Squad by CarrionBird · · Score: 1

      20 an hour is way better that the average tech support wage. When I was in school I worked for 8 an hour while they charged 50. Call center employees get about the same, with worse working conditions.

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    14. Re:Geek Squad by rinkjustice · · Score: 1

      The worst jobs (for me anyway) is installing 9x windows operating systems without any drivers. Case in point, the Dell Latitude laptop which just got dropped off at my apartment 10 seconds ago. It's a favour for a very good friend, but these kinds of jobs usually eat up more time than there worth.

    15. Re:Geek Squad by DogDude · · Score: 1

      If only running a business were that simple. Sure, those numbers are right. Now add in rent, taxes, governmental fees, insurance, payroll, marketing, etc. Like any other business, if it were that easy, everybody would be doing it (and prices would drop accordingly).

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    16. Re:Geek Squad by Peyna · · Score: 1

      Look at a car repair bill sometime. It's much worse. Higher hourly rate, and even if it took 2 minutes to tighten that screw, you're paying for the full hour.

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    17. Re:Geek Squad by dtfinch · · Score: 1

      If you undercut the guys charging $30, you might get enough customers to fill your day.

    18. Re:Geek Squad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bad example. I did this type work for a couple of years. They bring in the PC to get a memory upgrade.
      1 carry it to the bench
      2 let it boot up to make sure nothing is already wrong. Shut it down and then you are ready to start memory install.
      3 mem install
      4 boot it back up and make sure ok
      5 carry it out to customer. Time for invoice/run credit card recipt..
      20 Mins if that is truly all they want. Lots of old pc's are still picky about ram. it is not 1 sd fits them all.

      And just think when you go on site to house or business and the pc the told you you don't have a stick of memory that works so you have to make other trip. these are all reasonable rates.

      Add in the paperwork to type notes on to a customer database so that we they call back in 2 days and say my modem does't work know. and etc.. and etc..

      we charged 85 an hour flat rate

    19. Re:Geek Squad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, huh! I am typing this on a little notebook PC that took me three days to fix. It has no removable media that it can boot from - now try to install WinXP...

      I had to put the disk drive in a desktop, install Windows ME halfway till the reboot, swap the disk, finish the install in the notebook, then put the disk back in the desktop to copy the WinXP CDROM to HDD, then swap again to install XP in the notebook. Finally hunt down all the drivers and install the special hardware features.

      A total waste of time if there ever was one and I can't charge the client for all of that.

    20. Re:Geek Squad by bleckywelcky · · Score: 1

      The oil change analogy doesn't work here. I pay someone else to change my oil, yet I do my own brake jobs. Why? Well, consider the cost ... Motor Oil: $5 to $10, oil filter: $5 to $10, oil disposal fee: varies. You're already at $10 to $20, and the oil change places only charge $20 to $30. Then there's the time and hassle, sometimes the oil filter is a pain in the ass to take out because it has been tightened really hard or corroded or something. And I also have to lie on the rocks in my driveway. To me, it's worth my time and sanity to give someone else $10 to do the job.

      Brakes and other repairs/maintenance are different though. I can spend $100 to get new pads and rotors for my front brakes and then spend 2 hours (or less) to install them. That job would have probably cost me $300 at a brake shop, and they would have had my car for the whole day.

      Installing some new RAM is akin to installing new wiper blades. Anyone who doesn't want to take the 5 minutes to learn how to replace their wiper blades is a moron for paying someone else $20 (or whatever it is) for that service. Although RAM is a little more sensitive, it only takes 5 minutes to learn to discharge yourself before working and to not break the motherboard during installation.

    21. Re:Geek Squad by techwrench · · Score: 1

      Its virtual highway robbery... they sweep into town, and blow the little guys away with their shiny cars, and then rip off thier customers, literally!

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    22. Re:Geek Squad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Likewise I have worked at a place like this for 6.547612 years (yes i am counting the minutes) and make less than 12 an hour and get spotty benefits at best, no salary and shaky 35 ~ 48hr weeks. We charge between $70 and $100 and hour for repair on everything from mac laptops to impact printers to aging ibm mainframes. The pay is not proportional to the body of knowledge required to do the job in my opinion.

    23. Re:Geek Squad by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


      The important thing: tell the client NEVER to buy some POS that doesn't have a CD drive again!

      Why any company would sell something like that is a mystery to me. And the user has to be a real moron to buy one (of course, some users get their little laptops from friends or relatives - after said "friend" decided it was a POS.)

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    24. Re:Geek Squad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      $20.00 an hour.... yha sure... NO ONE NOT EVEN MANAGEMENT makes $20.00 an hour at best buy! You are lucky to get $13.00.

    25. Re:Geek Squad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      $29 for 36 hours: Wow! That is cheap!

      But seriously, assuming you meant minutes, $29 to carefully install and retain the warranty on your Mac mini isn't that big of a cost. I am recommending a Mac mini for my brother and was planning to do the memory swap myself. But since Best Buy can do it for less than $30, I think I might go that way (even though I don't like Best Buy).

    26. Re:Geek Squad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The PowerBook requires a smaller than normal screwdriver. Most people that have one on hand that size have one that is magnetized. Not good to have around a computer or parts being installed into one. Also, the factory tightens those particular screws something fierce. So, it ain't always a one minute job. Unless you have the correct tools and proper leverage. Which could be categorized under experience. Which is something you always pay for. That being said the so-called free $40 memory ain't free. Too bad U.S. judges have decided that it is fair to call something free which ain't. I like the German system with respect to consumer protection laws better. Not so much in the way of lying is allowed. But then again U.S. judges and big business have had a nice unholy alliance the last hundred years or so. Do the ends justify the means? Not really -- Germany's big business sector is doing just fine.

    27. Re:Geek Squad by generic-man · · Score: 1

      I have a screwdriver that I bought from the Home Depot (which is an evil American category-killing corporation) for $5 in money printed on broken treaties by equipment that runs on pure Iraqi gasoline. It works just fine to open and close the memory compartment.

      I don't know where you were going with that anti-American rant, but to keep this on-topic, installing my memory is not a $40 job in my opinion.

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    28. Re:Geek Squad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm... Can go online to Dell.com and visit their support section, enter the service tag (found on the bottom of your laptop), and follow the downloads links to see all available drivers. Just download the drivers for the ethernet/modem and save to a floppy/USB key/CD-R(W). Then after Windows is installed, load the driver you already downloaded, get online, and download the remaining ones. Yeah, it would be nice if the Windows install media had more drivers. But Microsoft likes to charge the hardware makers for that. So it is a relatively sparse collection. I do wish Dell would create a lump download with all of the appropriate drivers for easy download at once. And, similarly, do the same for the installation routine (one setup exe to auto-install all the drivers). But that would be too simple.

    29. Re:Geek Squad by myov · · Score: 1

      Of the $350/hour, I can tell you that you're not keeping much. That's assuming that you can do nothing but ram installs all day. On-site work is more expensive because at minimum, I have to cover the travel costs, and there's a lot of downtime between clients. If you bring your computer to a store, the tech can spend 5 minutes on ram and move on.

      As I explain to my clients, I charge a standard professional rate because you're not hiring me, you're contracting my company. My company has numerous monthly expenses: cell phone (300-500 minutes), travel (car lease, insurance, ga$ - my work is on site), marketing expenses, various tools and software, inventory, insurance, bandwidth, etc. There are a number of things I do during the day which don't make me any money at all - traffic, inventory runs, invoicing/admin, finding work, and quoting for example. If you want to cover all those expenses yourself, I'd be happy to be hired for less. Yes, any expenses are write-offs, but I still need to pay for them. I only receive money for doing client work, and that income needs to cover all of my expenses, and I still need to make money at the end of the day to pay myself.

      I have been stuck with 4 hours of driving, an extra hour to pick up a specialty part, for 2 hours of actual client work. I have to absorb those extra 5 hours somewhere. If my expenses rise (gas prices will kill us!), I may not be in a position to raise my rates accordingly, so I'm taking the hit.

      Not to mention that as the owner of a small business, I'm typically working 50-60 hours a week. In many startups, owners typically recieive under the minimum hourly wage if you do the math. Expenses are paid out first, I get what's left over.

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    30. Re:Geek Squad by myov · · Score: 1

      Unknown Devices is your friend. It tells you exactly what's in the box so you can track down the right drivers.

      Another tool (I've forgotten the name) will put together a bundle of all the driver files so that I can archive the drivers, reinstall windows and put the drivers back.

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  8. The front lines by Leroy_Brown242 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I feel bad for the roaming geeks like Best Buy's Geek Squad.

    having to deal with people on the phone is tough. but when you have to go into their homes, that's scary. You lose the safe seperation from people's weirdness.

    Although, I always told the joke that people would be a whole lot nicer if they saw me in person. it's easy to be an asshoel to a voice on the phone. But in person, it's a little harder.

    1. Re:The front lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Noted. When I worked for Geek Squad at Best Buy the mobile guy (double agent I think he was called) bragged constantly about how he had the best job over the counter agents.

      Apparently going out to someones house and charging $220 to look at things caused people to be nice and offer him food, beer, sacrifices, etc.

      I guess he was good at customer service, or maybe people didn't feel like dealing with the at store guys who didn't want to do work and wouldn't take responsibility for their actions instead dumping it on people who actually did work (myself).

      -Hanson

    2. Re:The front lines by Leroy_Brown242 · · Score: 1

      Also, people are lazy. If people can pay geeks to come fix their stuff and not leave their home, they are happy.

      Also they ge to deal with you in their own space. Going into a Best Buy for help can be very intimidating for some people.

    3. Re:The front lines by n-baxley · · Score: 1

      I disagree. It would be som much easier to diagnose things if you could see what was actually happening, instead of their interpertation of it.

    4. Re:The front lines by pete-classic · · Score: 1

      Having done both I have to say I prefer working on site. Yes, people are weird, but it is WORLDS easier to just fix the fucking thing, even if they are "helping", than to talk 'em through it.

      At the risk of sounding immodest, I was GOOD at talking people through things. I once had a call from an older woman who need me to explain "metal circle down, metal rectangle forward" when inserting a floppy disk. By the end of the call she had re-seated a DIMM.

      The problem was just the teeth-grinding patience required to get anything done over the phone.

      Of course, I was working for myself when I was doing house calls, and working for Dell on the phone. In the former position I suppose I was better off, since the weren't my machines.

      -Peter

    5. Re:The front lines by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 1

      Also they ge to deal with you in their own space. Going into a Best Buy for help can be very intimidating for some people.

      Well quite, going to Best Buy, CompUSA, Fry's or any such places, I can't spend 30 seconds by myself perusing at the shelf without having a "sales rep" (read: an overzealous pimple-faced teenager in a silly store outfit) come up to me saying "hello Sir My name is Steve. May I annoy the living shit out of you today?"

      They jump at you like starved flees on a old lady's poodle as soon as you enter the store. They're the main reason why I either buy online or go to small assemblers.

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    6. Re:The front lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I feel sorry for anyone who has to deal with a retail giant for technical support.

      Best Buy has never been in the service business.

      Their extended warranties are, on several levels, an attempt to avoid service to their customers.

      Best Buy's business model is based on low labor costs and high volume. Not exactly the proper credentials for operating a service business.

    7. Re:The front lines by Leroy_Brown242 · · Score: 1

      I have an advantage in those situations.
      I'm 6'5", 280lbs and don't really look like a friendly person.

      So, they walk up, start saying whatever, and I tell them to bugger off and I'll come get them if I need them.

      Alternatly, it's hard to get peopel to help me some times. :P

    8. Re:The front lines by zerocool^ · · Score: 5, Informative


      As an onsite support tech, I can tell you that in a lot of ways, I'd much rather be going to people's businesses (and maybe homes) than talking to them in the store or on the phone.

      When on the phone, there's a certain level of anonymity that customers feel they have, and you're much more likely to get screamed at on the phone than while onsite. When you're onsite, most customers are aware that 1.) they need you more than you need them, as they've called you out to their business, and 2.) you're getting paid hourly, so screaming wastes their time and money. Also, 3.) it's kind of unspoken that the people you talk to on the phone aren't as good as the people in the field, or they'd be in the field.

      So your assessment about being nicer in person is completely, 100% correct, in my experience. The worst part about going out on site is dealing with customers who don't have a store account. I hate dealing with money, and I'm bad at it. I fix computers, that's it. My wife pays the bills, and our understanding is that if I need it to sustain life, I purchase it, and if not, I ask first. Asking customers for $85 or $135 for an hour of work almost wierds me out. And having to sit down at the computer you just fixed, break out calc, and add up ((parts*1.05)+labor), and show them the total still feels odd. Especially since I see about $15/hr of that.

      Every once-in-a-while, though, you do get an interesting customer. Last week, I had a customer who invited me into his townhouse, made a comment about getting his "fat ass out of this chair" (his words), and then stood up, grabbed his crotch, and exclaimed, "Holy Shit, the bag's full!". Just as I was beginning to work that one over in my mind, and coming to the conclusion that he had, indeed, grown a third testis since he sat down, he explained that he had had a good bit of his colon removed, and excused himself to the bathroom to empty his colostomy bag. I began cleaning his spyware in earnest at this point.

      You don't gt experiences like that from working in store.

      ~Will

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    9. Re:The front lines by pete6677 · · Score: 2

      Another important Best Buy commodity: human stupidity. They make most of their money by convincing lusers that their "home theater" equipment is professional grade. For someone who doesn't know any better, Bose and JBL make the best speakers, Sony makes the best receivers and Philips makes the best TVs. And monster cable is required to hook it all up. Oh, and E-machines are the best computers. And let's increase the price of everything by 50% with an extended warranty which covers everything at the time of sale but nothing when you actually need it. But they will stay in business as long as idiots come in there just because they're selling computers for $100 (after 6 rebates).

    10. Re:The front lines by cowscows · · Score: 2, Informative

      Right on. It's so much easier to stop someone doing something wrong than to deal with the consequences after they've done it. And if you're there, you can always do it yourself.

      While in college, I spent a couple years running the studentweb server, providing personal webspace for students. Sometimes they had to use the space to make websites for classes (business school students mostly), so I'd get a lot of tech support questions.

      If I had the time, I always prefered to meet with these people in person to work out whatever problems they had. The nature of computer use is such that it's much easier to show you than tell you. That's why good tutorials have so many screenshots.

      Sure, I could write you an email that will tell you how to FTP, but it's much easier to do it in front of you and then watch and correct as you do it yourself. It's so much quicker to point and say, this is the remote server directory listing, click here, rather than write out a description of the window, where it should be on the screen, not knowing for sure what's in it, etc.

      Of course, I generally met people for this in public places, computer labs and such. I'd be a little nervous going into the homes of complete strangers, because lots of people are damn weird.

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    11. Re:The front lines by nintendo_is_a_cereal · · Score: 1

      I think this is why I would never do tech support in another enviroment from what I do now. I currently work tech support for my university and I've worked in two different places. The first was the letters and arts colleges (majors like english, slavic languages, comparative literature etc etc) and it never ceased to amaze me how ignorant some of these brilliant professors could be (not too mention rude/obstinate). Now I work for a different on campus organization where I deal with people who are staff and not faculty and while the level of obliviousness seems to be about the same (w/r/t technology) they do tend to be nicer (to a degree). We do a lot of our work via remote software such as Timbuktu and Apple Remote Desktop, not because we fear the users but because it saves time. Still a lot of times I prefer to just go down and see what the problem is because the hassle of getting the user to start the remote software is longer than the trip down two flights of stairs.

    12. Re:The front lines by JaxGator75 · · Score: 1
      I go to CompUSA every few weeks when their DVD-Rs are on sale. I never get bothered. If anything, I occassionally want someone so I can see if they have more hiding in a display somewhere (if you show up 15 minutes after they open, you're too late for half the crazy sales they advertise... sold out...)

      But I believe it about BB. Don't even gaze towards a big TV or you've got Chet and Chaz fighting over the commission...

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    13. Re:The front lines by DiveX · · Score: 1

      I also used to feel bad about charging so much for what I see as something simple, namely just installing some software and waiting for the scan. However it took a while to realize that it is easy because of my experience, education, and training. It is the same thing as a doctor reading a X-Ray for 5 minutes and charging several hundred dollars. Medical school, equipment (was working on some x-ray C arms this weekend that cost $250,000), and office space is expensive. Sure with a few book and a lot of time I might be able to figure out the chart for myself, but I need that assessment now.

      It is like the old joke. A guy has a problem with a washer and calls the repair tech. The tech comes out, looks at it, and strikes the motor with hammer, sees that it works, and gives the guy a bill for $50. "$50!!! That is outrageous, I want an itemized bill", says the guy. So the tech gives hime a bill that reads "Hitting motor with hammer, $1, knowing *where* to hit, $49".

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    14. Re:The front lines by bleckywelcky · · Score: 1

      Exactly. I've done service work for home mechanical systems (heating, A/C, boilers, water heaters, etc) and ran into that several times. I'll come out for a furnace call, listen to the unit try to fire (exhaust fan come on, pressure switch click in, ignitor relay click in, gas valve click in, gas hissing out, no flames though) and pretty much immediately know that the problem is the ignitor (about 2 minutes so far). Then I'll monitor the voltage to the ignitor, run another cycle, see proper voltage and know the ignitor is bad (another 2 minutes). Pop the old ignitor out and the new ignitor in (hopefully 10 minutes, but could be longer depending on the furnace), run another cycle to verify proper operation (another 2 minutes) and then write up the ticket (6 minutes) for $170. Some people get mad that I've only been there 20 minutes and am charging them $170. They don't think about the experience that gets such a low repair time (although ignitors are relatively easy - other repairs are harder and catch the new guys off guard). And then there are the other costs that they don't see, vehicle costs, licensing costs, insurance costs, equipment, phones, etc, etc, etc.

      Or even better, hearing a relay that is stuck and hitting it with a screwdriver to get it loose.

    15. Re:The front lines by rebewt · · Score: 1

      As I had stated in another comment on an above post, I was in that situation the other day. I had a customer with a HD on its way out (bad sectors). This woman was -convinced- it was her teenage kid that broke the computer. No matter how much I explained it to her she would continue to go back to reaming out the kid at the top of her lungs. I finally had enough and told them I would take it back to the shop, get it fixed and bring it back. I couldn't take the constant arguing and yelling back and forth any more. Dealing with residential customers is most certainly ... interesting ...

    16. Re:The front lines by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      Heh, back when I was doing customer support for BofA on their cash management product, I once spent seven and a half hours on the phone - the entire day - walking a client through rerunning a month's worth of processing because they didn't make a backup and their software got hosed.

      Got a written letter of commendation from the client out of that one (and of course fired later when I cussed out a supervisor for being fucking incompetent.)

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    17. Re:The front lines by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


      Yeah, but who's perfect? Who knows EVERYTHING about the OS (AND the hardware AND the applications) they're working on?

      You get to mucking with a computer trying to fix something. Then something that seems "weird" happens - only you forgot about that stupid part of Windows, so you waste half an hour trying to "fix" something that isn't broken until you realize you made a mistake and can get back to the main problem.

      I DON'T charge for that time - even though, while I obviously screwed up by misinterpreting something normal as something abnormal, it was really the stupid design of the OS that caused me to make the mistake in the first place.

      Case in point - folders labeled as "Read-Only" in Windows XP when only a couple files somewhere in the folder tree are really read-only - or because XP is using the read-only checkbox to actually indicate a System file. Everything was marked Read-Only! I thought I had screwed up and made the whole drive read-only somehow! (Because a program I was actually running in limited user mode instead of admin mode failed and didn't tell me the correct error message that it needed admin mode.) When I finally realized that wasn't the case, I had wasted half an hour of the client's - and more importantly, my - time.

      It's easy to say no competent person would make such a mistake - but there are plenty of other issues in any system that will cause you to spend time trying to remember what's what or fixing a nonexistent problem while trying to deal with a complicated real issue.

      Doctors make mistakes in diagnosis all the time (although, to be charitable to them, it's a lot easier to do that with a complicated organism like a human than it is with a computer.) And I doubt they reduce their bills because of it. I do.

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    18. Re:The front lines by chrisopherpace · · Score: 1

      Best Buy does not give commission to their employees. They are just trying to be helpful...

    19. Re:The front lines by JaxGator75 · · Score: 1
      and that Extended Warranty is in my best interests as well??? Sorry, I don't buy it...

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  9. In other news... by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 2, Funny

    Spyware attacks are on the rise.

    1. Re:In other news... by justforaday · · Score: 2, Informative

      Wrong: "should of"
      Right: "should have"


      Righter: "should've"

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    2. Re:In other news... by BoomerSooner · · Score: 1

      You should of replyed to the correct parent.

    3. Re:In other news... by matth · · Score: 1

      Rightest: "You are suppose to avoid making contractions whenever possible!"

    4. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong: suppose to
      Right: supposed to

  10. My rates. . . by phishtrader · · Score: 1

    Geez, and I feel bad about charging $25/hour for doing side jobs. Mostly just cleaning up spyware, installing software, drivers, new hardware. Maybe I should up my rates . . .

    1. Re:My rates. . . by Anubis350 · · Score: 1

      heh, I was thinking the same thing, 'cept I charge 35/hr. Makes me decent pocket change for college.

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    2. Re:My rates. . . by Dandano · · Score: 1

      You undercharge. My going rate is $50 an hour, and it looks like I am a bargain given the rates quoted in this article.

    3. Re:My rates. . . by saskboy · · Score: 1

      I've been charging $35/job for co-workers, and $45C a job for other customers. Yes I'm cheap, but I don't promise them to have it done the same night, and they have to bring their computer to me for me to work on it, and it needs the original disks too or I'll ask for a lot more.

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    4. Re:My rates. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I charge $100 an hour for on-site services, $150 flat for os reinstall, $30 flat for data backout and restore. Friends and family pay much less.

    5. Re:My rates. . . by jarod670 · · Score: 1

      I charge $70 an hour and have to turn away business, time to up my rates again.

    6. Re:My rates. . . by rebewt · · Score: 1

      I charge $75/hr for commercial, $50/hr for residential, and $25/hr for residential referrals. But the residential referrals have to be someone either I know or is a good friend/family member of someone I know.

    7. Re:My rates. . . by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


      I do, too. And I feel better about myself because I know I'm not ripping off people who are hopelessly confused about computers and who only use them because they feel they need email and to write a letter now and then.

      Charging $100 an hour or more for ordinary working stiffs (as opposed to businesses) is highway robbery. It is NOT brain surgery - or even car repair (most people NEED a car MUCH more than they need a computer) so comparisons with those sorts of knowledge workers is incorrect.

      I can't see charging over $50-75/hour for computer repair to home users. Businesses, yeah, go up to $100 or even more for specialized network work, because the value of the systems involved is much greater (in fact, I think some consultants are underpaid when they are installing systems that put millions in revenue into the company) - but not to home users.

      How many appliance repair outfits charge $200-300/hour to fix a freakin' washing machine? Granted, they're easier to fix and require less knowledge, but that's just the nature of the machine. The economics don't change for the home user just because it's a computer - especially with new machines going for $300-500 less monitor.

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    8. Re:My rates. . . by flybyseat · · Score: 1

      ok - had to pipe in here...

      I work in NYC and charge a sliding scale rate. And while every client is unique and has special circumstances, there is a limit to how low I will go. If youre going to someone's dirty, dusty house, futzing with cables, organizing their life, listening to their tech problems, identifying solutions and making things work - there is no way Im charging less than $60 per hour and its usually $80 for the first hour. People expect it will cost money to get a technician in their home - so its no surprise to them. I always say if its gonna go over 2 hours, I usually know right away and we can work something out... Almost always they are fine with this straight-forward, yet open-ended approach. They want it to work and they want to have a good experience with you...

      This rarely happens, but if I cant fix the problem in a fair amount of time I dont charge or refer them to someone else.

      Id say 80% of my business is interpersonal/ hand-holding - People want to know someone is listening to their needs and giving them great value. Of course you have to deliver on the tech end and thankfully that usually happens.

      so - about the rate... occasionally a friend throws me clients (for which I make $45 an hour). but here there's a real danger of feeling like a cheap whore - This is a tough business to navigate - you have to really work around a ton of different personalities and keep your eye on the ball - real hustling skills are involved - while I know its not "rocket science" as someone posted (and there's a shitload I dont know!) I usually have to have a reason - either to help him out or learn a new trick or something to go below $60 and feel good about myself and my work...

      If I was in a smaller city or in the country, I know Id probably feel differently about the rate, but Ive heard a ton of horror stories about terrible tech help (terrible CHEAP help). I work almost exclusively on referral - so I must be doing something right - even when those craigs list kids are charging an inexplicable $20 an hour!! I just dont know how you can fly around manhattan/ queens / brooklyn and do that. my time and skills are more valuable than that.

      xo
      j

  11. The ominous parallels by Demona · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Just as the War on Some Drugs can never be ended because it would "put too many people out of work", so do those opposing free minds and free markets viciously fight against any cracks in the Microsoft monocultural dike. After all, think of those poor buggy whip^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Htech support workers. How can they expect to feed their children in the face of secure, stable and reliable systems? You free software people, why do you hate children and America?

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    1. Re:The ominous parallels by dresgarcia · · Score: 1

      Troll? I thought this was somewhat amusing. . .
      Wheres your sense of humor moderators? Its a double whammy. . .slam the War on Drugs and Microsoft. . .

  12. "How come my internet doesn't work!" by seanvaandering · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The most hated words on a tech support phone call.. EVER. These same people are going to be very dissappointed when they show up - charge $90 bucks - just to get referred.

    1. Re:"How come my internet doesn't work!" by pistaugh · · Score: 1

      Most of the time when you call tech support, especially for a major company, you're talking to somebody in India anyway.

    2. Re:"How come my internet doesn't work!" by IANAAC · · Score: 1
      Actually, if you don't want to deal with India, there are plenty of companies out there that have their tech support in the US. They're usually not cheaper, but they are available, if that's something that's important to you.

      That said, that's THE main reason I dumped SBC and went with Speakeasy.

    3. Re:"How come my internet doesn't work!" by blueZhift · · Score: 1

      Actually, when I worked phone support, the most hated words I remember were, "You're going to have to reinstall Windows." Heck, I just told my dad that on the phone last night!

  13. having to deal with people by Amouth · · Score: 1

    I do free lance support - i limit my self to biz only i never go to someones home.. that is asking for problems and people calling you when their 10yearold screws it up..

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    1. Re:having to deal with people by Daemon69 · · Score: 1

      I used to do tech support over the phone. It was generally the 10 year olds that ended up fixing the problem caused by mom and dad.

    2. Re:having to deal with people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thats easy: you have them sign a form that says it is in working condition when you left and that they are aware that computers do change and can go bad again.

      the bigger issue is liability insurance, in case they try to blame you for stealing their picasso.

    3. Re:having to deal with people by JaxGator75 · · Score: 1
      Businesses don't resent spending the money after the service is performed, where many home users get the "That's All It Took???" attitude after you've worked your magic. Funny how you didn't give me a crappy attitude when you were begging me to come over tonight-right-now-can't-wait-til-tomorrow...

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  14. Prices are too high by mslinux · · Score: 1

    If I can buy a Dell for 399, 499 or 599... why would I pay 165 per hour for a service technician? Hell, a data backup and XP reinstall to recover from a virus/spyware infestation could potentially cost more than a cheap, new Dell.

    1. Re:Prices are too high by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 1

      If I can buy a Dell for 399, 499 or 599... why would I pay 165 per hour for a service technician?

      Just by looking at your Slashdot nick, I'm pretty sure you can manage by yourself just fine, that backing things up is a natural reflex to you, and that reinstalling something doesn't scare you off all that much.

      The reason why overpaid techies exist is because of all the people *not* like you, that is, the majority of computer users: they barely know where how to double-click on My Documents, and a backup refers to something nasty in the septic tank that prevents the siphon under the toilet from emptying. *They* need the techies.

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    2. Re:Prices are too high by jbplou · · Score: 1

      Your thinking like a middle class person. Professionals, Doctors, upper managment types, have a lot more money then time. They just want someone to come and fix a computer at the house, they don't care about money because they have more than they know what to do with.

    3. Re:Prices are too high by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


      You, however, are assuming that all the clients are well-off professionals.

      A lot of clients aren't. They're working stiffs. My last client told me if I went over $200, I'd have to come back on her next paycheck. So I kept it under $200 so the job wouldn't be half done and have to be redone when I returned. Cost me some hourly rate loss, but clients appreciate that sort of thing. Pays off in referrals (I hope!)

      Of course, I'd rather be working for doctors and small businesses, where I can charge more. But I don't have enough of those clients yet where I can just raise my rates and cut off the small fry.

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    4. Re:Prices are too high by jbplou · · Score: 1

      Obviously it depends on your market and area. I'll admit I assumed when I looked at the rates only well-off professionals would use this service. I know other people have computer problems too, I just didn't think many would spend that much on the problem.

  15. Er, not quite. by XorNand · · Score: 5, Informative

    I know for a fact that one of the national big box stores mentioned doesn't have *any* of the thousands of on-site techs in their employment. They subcontract out everything to ComputerRepair.com, which is an interesting business idea in itself. I wrote a tech's perspective review of ComputerRepair.com here.

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    1. Re:Er, not quite. by OctoberSky · · Score: 1

      Good read, and surprisingly strong bandwidth on that site.
      I still suspect its about to give off its Death Rattle, but heres to the tech support guy who gets paid $250 to take the fire extinguisher to thier servers!

    2. Re:Er, not quite. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The front page statistics are the most interesting.

      2,877 Buyers(Customers)
      10,846 Sellers("Service Providers")

      It will only take a few months for the techs to start price cutting each other until the service can no longer support itself and the netire market implodes.

      They may as well change the site's name to Whores 'R Us.

    3. Re:Er, not quite. by chip228 · · Score: 1

      And being one of the employees that got his job 'cut' for way of computerrepair.com, I'm glad that comp-puke-s-a is gouging themselves with poor customer service.

    4. Re:Er, not quite. by timbo234 · · Score: 1

      When I was struggling to get a part-time job in uni I looked at those rent-a-coder sites, which are the same idea as computerrepair.com except for developers. I began to realise it might not be my thing when I saw a job to create a firewall program that was 'like Zone Alarm' listed as '$1000 or less'.

      What a joke, if I could create a firewall program of similar quality to Zone Alarm for $1000 (or the equivalent labour time, even at say $10/hour) I'd be in business competing against Zone Alarm in a heartbeat. Most of the rest of the jobs were undervalued, many just as ridiculously, as this one.

      I soon began to get the impression that the people who actually completed jobs on this site were mostly Indian techies desperate for any pittance of money, no matter how small.

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    5. Re:Er, not quite. by captaincucumber · · Score: 1

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  16. best buy tech support is garbage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    my friend has a sony viao laptop.. p4 2.8ghz 512mb ram, real nice system. roughly 4-5 months old. a few of the keys started to pop off. we sent it to best buy, where they "fixed" it. then the k key started to come off and the down key on the arrow pad, and the battery started to not hold a charge, so we sent it back. they started to complain since we brought back the laptop twice.

    the tech guy was an idiot. said the battery was bad because we smoke around it. then proceeded to give us a speech about it. what the hell.

  17. In Communist Canada... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    1. Re:In Communist Canada... by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 2, Funny

      I went to Best Buy once, looking for a static strap, ad one of the guys behind the counter went into the back room to talk to a technician, and came out with the reccomendation that I buy a "Wireless static strap" because "That's what everyone here uses."

      Sounded a little too good to be true, so I looked it up, and found, unsurprisingly, that while people actually DO make wireless static straps, they are, in fact, completely useless. (they rely on the Corona effect, which would maybe be useful if you got, I don't know, struck by lightning, but not for static). Something nice to know before you get them to install your RAM.

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    2. Re:In Communist Canada... by generic-man · · Score: 1

      That same page claims they'll charge you C$129 for "Spyware Installation." How much would it cost for spyware uninstallation?

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    3. Re:In Communist Canada... by Chop · · Score: 2, Funny
      they rely on the Corona effect ...

      Does that have anything to do with how many Corona's it takes to reach the floor?

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    4. Re:In Communist Canada... by ClipOnTie · · Score: 1

      That's ridiculus. Most likely you confused the Salesman.

      There isn't a single GeekSquad that would give you an answer like that. Terrible Potshot.

      If anything it was probably the other way around:

      You
      "Do you guys have Wireless Static Bands?"

      Salesman
      "No, but we have Wireless Routers that our Geeksquad can install for you."

      Oh yeah, not to mention that static bands on PC's are a joke. Dell, Compaq, HP, Sony, etc, etc.. Call there Tech Support and watch there on-site techs. None of them use Static Bands because you really don't need that stuff for a $300 PC.

      If the Hardware was exensive would I take those steps? Hell yeah, but not for something like a PC.

      I have rarely used a Static band and ALL of my Computers and the thousands of computers I have touched still work without problems.

      Ignorance truely is bliss though.

    5. Re:In Communist Canada... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting... a topic I just was covering with my students.

      I'll have to go back and check the sources (Google would probably turn up similar results), but basically:

      Static voltage to feel a shock: ~2000 V
      Voltage to hear it: ~4000 V
      Voltage to SEE it: ~6000 V

      Voltage to kill a motherboard (if you're unlucky): ~10 V (Of course, it's got to go in just the wrong place at just the wrong time...)

      Yeah, as long as you're careful and grounded (or at least at the same potential as the computer), you're probably fine. Almost always, in fact. But there's always the potential for cumulative damage...

      I always tell 'em: On your own computer, do as you please. On a client's machine, better safe than sorry. After all, if it dies in your hands, you're probably the one footing the bill for a replacement.

      Like you, I rarely use a band when digging into my own systems, and they're working quite well too. It all comes down to how much risk you're willing to take upon yourself.

      Funny thing though; I've never had a client's machine die in my hands. I don't think I'd trust a "wireless" grounding strap though. Sounds fishy somehow.

      (Formerly) Agent 45

    6. Re:In Communist Canada... by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      Durr, yea, give me da wireless static strap.

      Do I look like a moron? I couldn't make up a line like that. You may think they're all super competent...You sound like you work there...but in my experience BB techs are a fricking nightmare, and I'd let Jack the Ripper operate on my mom before I'd let one of those jokers touch any of my hardware.

      And, oh yea, if you've got carpet, and they're not using a static strap, they're incompetent jokers. Not to mention the fact that, if you work for Dell, assembling their computers, they will FIRE YOU if you touch one without a static strap.

      I'm going to have to go with the, "You are a moron option." Thank you very much for playing.

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    7. Re:In Communist Canada... by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

      Not only that, but if you click on the link for the detailed description for Spyware Installation, it says:

      "Our Agents can install, update and configure the Anti-Spyware program of your choice so you and your family are free to surf the Internet hassle"

      I know idiots on the Internet can be kind of a pain, but I'd hardly use 'hassle' as a noun in a sentence describing it.....

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  18. 30% is about right by MrLogic17 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In a previous life, the company I worked for sold both hardware and consulting services. The margin on hardware & shrink-wrapped software was about 3%. The margin on consulting, with the bloated managment overhead and massive cross-country travel costs was still over 30%.

    Who would you rather compete against: Dell & eBay or Best Buy's repair desk?

    This is no dofferent than with any other industry in the US. Skilled labor is expensive!

    -MrLogic

  19. "Service industries" by nurb432 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Apparently that is the future economy of this country. We dont make anything any longer, so all that is left is 'services'.

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    1. Re:"Service industries" by __aaxwdb6741 · · Score: 1

      Oh, so you are criticizing the OSS style of business?

      Honestly, I thought that open-source was about giving out the free product, and then earn the cash on helping the clueless corporations who think it's cool to be open-source.
      (Please dont give me a lecture on free beer.)

      And now that kind of business is a BAD thing? Or are you of some other opinion?

    2. Re:"Service industries" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you should buy some help with reading comprehension. There is nothing wrong with service jobs but there is something terribly wrong if all jobs are service jobs.

      Or maybe there isn't. Maybe we can just keep on getting loans and the good times will last forever. Sure, they never have done that, but this time they might!

    3. Re:"Service industries" by phoenix42 · · Score: 1

      One day America is going to wake up a 2nd world nation. We won't be able to build anything and we'll be in more debt to manufacturing nations than we are already. Sucks to be us.

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    4. Re:"Service industries" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Makes me think I should maybe have charged more than a case of beer that I would share with the person while I fixed their computer in college.

    5. Re:"Service industries" by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      The problem is when most ( or all ) of your industry is service based, as a nation.

      A nation that cant produce 'hard goods' is at the mercy of everyone else who can.

      You cant thrive on a 'service based economy' for long. It doesnt have a 'foundation'.

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      ---- Booth was a patriot ----
    6. Re:"Service industries" by SparafucileMan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Isn't that good? Doesn't that mean we've conquered the world and put everyone to work for us? Fucking Utopia!

    7. Re:"Service industries" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's all fun and games until the slaves rebel; someday they might wake up and realize the power they have. Eventually we'll need to maintain our utterly overwhelming military superiority just to bully the rest of the world into feeding us.

    8. Re:"Service industries" by Ex-MislTech · · Score: 1

      Future economy of this country, only services .........

      Soon it will be that way, and all manufacturing will cease on
      US shores .

      The US is headed for a cataclysmic mess IMHO .

      It is already acknowledged that a trade deficit is bad, and all
      the politicians pretty much nodded yes to that fact .

      The US trade deficit gets bigger every year .

      All they do is sign off new treaties and trade deals to make
      it even worse . Hypocrites .

      The US politicians are little more than the Corporate sellouts .

      Yet on the other hand they are opening the US to L1 visa workers
      that can be worked in a blackmail type environment for wages
      that will not even house US workers .

      Factories are closing their doors and reopening in other countries .

      Call centers are being shipped to Bangalore .

      And anything u will buy will be made outside the US soon .

      I do not know what jobs ppl will work, but soon it will not be
      answering a phone, or making anything .

      Even engineering is being shipped overseas, or the engineers are
      being shipped over here in droves .

      That is why I realized I have little choice but to adapt or fail .

      I left the corporate rat race and started a tech support biz
      for small biz and home office .

      I have a small clientele , and I charge 2 times less than the
      big guys like geek squad and the others .

      My customers are happy and they call me back to return .

      I work less hours than I ever did in the corporate hell hole,
      have near zero stress, and make about the same money I did due to
      having a VERY good accountant .

      I will never look back, an dif this work dries up I will go ahead
      and find another service industry that illegal immigrants are
      not schooled to do "yet" .

      Peace,
      Ex-MislTech

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  20. As a consultant.... by scronline · · Score: 1

    This is quite annoying. I can't tell you how many times I've had to fix the screw-ups from places like this. They don't hire qualified technicians, nor train them properly. I've had issues where they've left wireless networks wide open and resulted in identity theft, hacked systems, and just about anything else you can think of. Including near completely deleted harddrives due to sharing the C drive or whatnot.

    The list can go on and on, but things as blatant as telling a customer "oh yeah, we secured your wireless network" but then not actually doing it....well, that's bad. I've had them replace harddrives that weren't bad, even making the user start from scratch WITHOUT attempting to backup any data.....I better stop now before I start getting angry at this crap....again.

    1. Re:As a consultant.... by JUSTONEMORELATTE · · Score: 1

      Let me get this straight...
      You're a consultant, and you're miffed that these folks are making more work for you?
      Wait, don't you charge by the hour?

    2. Re:As a consultant.... by scronline · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm miffed that good people are getting screwed. My favorite saying is, "I'm in this to make a living, not a killing". I don't like having to add insult to injury, and I don't know if you've ever had to deal with an ignorant (yes, I mean uninformed not necessarily stupid) user that had $10k stolen due to identity theft and then you have to turn around and charge them $250+ just to secure a network back up that they already paid for in the first place.

      You get to sit there and listen to them venting, ranting, bitching. Just about everything. Of course you're also met with the barrage of questions about if it really is secure now. And then the 5 days worth of phone calls and emails you have to deal with afterwards to help assure that the job was done correctly this time.

      I do love the fact that I get the work from them screwing things up. But I have to deal with the aftermath and let me tell you, sometimes it's not worth it. I have actually contemplated charging MORE if one of those places touched the network first. The amount of time doing afterwork support can actually be twice as much as the actual work.

      Let's just say people could save themselves and their tech alot of head and heartache if they just did some checking around before they call someone with a fancy car or uniform.

  21. It's not the computer, its the DATA by tivoKlr · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Isn't what's really of value here the data stored on the computer rather than the box itself? Having just bought a new computer and spent 2 nights transferring all of my data from the old one to the new one, the thing that came to mind is that this new fancy 500.00 machine I just picked up is an empty shell without MY data on it, and is pretty much valueless.

    So before we jump on the "just buy a new computer" bandwagon, think about the time and hassle of moving that which makes your computer your computer, your DATA, to that new computer and transferring all of your settings, preferences, bookmarks, etc. Incorporate that time into the overall expense and you'll see that it's not such a great deal to just buy up that new emachines or dell or whatever...

    Then factor in the SPOUSE HASSLE FACTOR...God forbid you move some file of your spouses from the old computer to the new one and she can't find it, or things look different on the new computer, etc...

    How much does that cost vs. just fixing the problems with your current computer, let alone the environmental cost of recycling or disposing of the old computer. I know that nobody has ever thrown one of those into the dumpster...

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    1. Re:It's not the computer, its the DATA by mcc · · Score: 1

      Looking at your post the conclusion I come to is something more like "if you set up and stick to a rigorous backup plan and schedule, you can save yourself days of hassle and/or hundreds of dollars later on."

      Just a thought.

    2. Re:It's not the computer, its the DATA by TykeClone · · Score: 1
      Then factor in the SPOUSE HASSLE FACTOR...God forbid you move some file of your spouses from the old computer to the new one and she can't find it, or things look different on the new computer, etc...

      The obvious answer is to leave the spouse's data where it is on the old machine and let them have it - that way you don't need to be bothered with the "how do I do that" and "where is it at now" questions while you're playing Doom3.

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    3. Re:It's not the computer, its the DATA by vasqzr · · Score: 1


      This is where the beauty of something like 'Google desktop' would come in handy.

      All your files are stored online in your account. You can sign into your email from anywhere. Want to edit a document? Built-in Java-based Microsoft-compatible office suite. It's all the same on any computer you use. Is your computer acting up? Throw it away, buy a new one. Just sign back in and you're right where you started.

    4. Re:It's not the computer, its the DATA by Professr3 · · Score: 0

      Especially considering the heart attack factor of ANYONE interrupting you when you're playing Doom 3.

    5. Re:It's not the computer, its the DATA by xMilkmanDanx · · Score: 1

      Spouse hassle factor?

      *checks url*

      Yep, slashdot... how odd.

      All kidding aside, I know how that goes. I've recently forced my wife to go linux and while at first there were no voiced complaints, now it's quite frequent. I expected it to be the other way around.

    6. Re:It's not the computer, its the DATA by Nasarius · · Score: 1
      This is where the beauty of something like 'Google desktop' would come in handy.

      All your files are stored online in your account. You can sign into your email from anywhere. Want to edit a document? Built-in Java-based Microsoft-compatible office suite. It's all the same on any computer you use.

      You're describing Citrix, or a zillion other thin-client "solutions" (bah, I hate that word) that businesses and other organizations use. Offering such a service to the public at large is considerably more challenging, especially if you're giving it away for free.

      Remember all those free "online drive" services a couple years back? They're mostly gone, probably because of the rampant warez trading. I'd like Google to offer a similar service, perhaps with a nifty tool that lets you automatically backup/restore your system settings, etc. But the file trading via shared GMail accounts is already going on, even without gmailfs. I fear it would be abused to the point where Google starts losing money and getting serious legal threats.

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    7. Re:It's not the computer, its the DATA by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


      Actually I think most people care most about their pictures uploaded from their digital camera.

      And there are still services like Photobucket.com that let you store your pictures there.

      But for some reason people are nervous (possibly rightly so, since even credit cards aren't safe with major credit companies these days) about storing more personal data on an online service.

      What's needed is a 200GB ruggedized storage device with NO moving parts and NO chance of being fried by a power surge (and no chance of being lost like a thumb drive) that people can attach to their computer and use for data storage only and be fairly safe from losing critical data no matter what happens to the computer itself. Then computer repair would be a cinch - wipe and reinstall the OS on the main system drive.

      Only problem would be how to keep malware from overwriting the data on the storage device - obviously it can't be read-only - maybe it could be read-only-after-write?

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  22. Is this about support, or just money? by symbolic · · Score: 1

    One of Hutcheson's most successful technicians is the former assistant manager for a brake-check franchise. "What I loved about him was the fact that he was taking a $99 brake job and turning into a $300 ticket, and the customer was still happy," he says.

    I'm not sure I'd be too happy, especially if this is something that was "liked" by higher-ups. It seems to put the emphasis in the wrong place. How ironic...he starts by indicating how vulnerable he is when it comes to something like plumbing, and then uses that same kind of vulnerability to extract more money from GoC customers.

  23. Through a non-geeks eyes... by Shoten · · Score: 1, Redundant

    I've read several posts now, asking "Why not just buy a new computer instead of paying the money for 3 hours of repairs?" I can answer that in one word: DATA.

    That new computer won't have the pictures of their child's first birthday, or their honeymoon, which were moved onto the old computer from their digital camera. It won't have the files for Quicken, last year's TurboTax data, or the large MP3 collection. The new computer won't have their email, their resume, or anything else they may have worked on (but not backed up).

    Yes, I know, they could just move the data over...well, not necessarily. I helped someone out once, and the computer was SO blown up with spyware that it was actually quite hard to get the data off. The guy had been using spyware-riddled apps of various sorts for so long, and waited so long to do something about the problem, that his system was barely stable enough to stay up, much less transfer data to another PC. He couldn't burn CDs, either. And this is the 'new computer' scenario.

    I think a lot of people put up with a good bit of cruft on their systems; by the time they're calling for multi-hundred-dollar support, things have gotten so bad that it's not simple to just step off to another computer and move the data.

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    1. Re:Through a non-geeks eyes... by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but smart folks like me put our data files on external Firewire hard drives. Only re-installable apps and system stuff goes on the built in hard drive.

    2. Re:Through a non-geeks eyes... by TykeClone · · Score: 1

      When this happens, I use Knoppix and an external USB hard drive to copy data off of the machine before redoing it. It doesn't take too long, but it does save everything prior to restoring the system.

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    3. Re:Through a non-geeks eyes... by Caltheos · · Score: 1

      Granted this is beyond most users, but pop the harddrive from the old machine into the new one (chances are you have enough free channels) and viola, you have a backup of all their information. It doesn't matter how much spyware, viruses or other nonsense got on it as long as the file system is intact. If its not then thats a whole other story and of course if your willing to shell out $500 you can have just about any data retrieved. The new harddrive can sit in the machine indefintely and if you copy the files, they will always be backed up on the old drive just in case the new one barfs on you.

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    4. Re:Through a non-geeks eyes... by agurk · · Score: 1

      Guess they get disappointed when the high tech guy just reformats and install a fresh windows.

      Such tech support usually always has a clause that you (the customer) must backup all data before repair.

    5. Re:Through a non-geeks eyes... by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


      I have that clause in my service contract, too.

      But I know the client hasn't done it, so I don't just format and reinstall. I try to clean first until it's apparent that it's impossible to repair the damage.

      I'm just not cut out for this kind of work - I actually care about the client's system like it was my own. Bad for business, obviously.

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  24. CompUSA by dfn5 · · Score: 1
    I think CompUSA should hire less tech support people and more sales people who are trained to actually assist customers instead of standing around playing hacky sack. It would be nice if I didn't have to wait 20 minutes in line just to buy a cable.

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    1. Re:CompUSA by jettt7 · · Score: 1

      You bought a cable from CompUSA? Hahahaha, how much did you spend on the cable? Seriously, there are cheaper places to buy cable.

  25. 3 hours of tech support = backwards thinking by RealProgrammer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It may take 3 hours of hands-on time to fix a single computer, but five computers can usually be fixed in that same three hours. Much of the "fixing" time is just waiting for disks to be scanned for malware and for installs to run. "Windows is saving your settings" (Ugh.)

    The real issue is support costs versus training costs. Businesses that pay $250/hour for someone to "fix their computers" (which is to say, clean up Windows errors) should be paying $100/hour for someone to train their people on how to avoid these problems.

    It's not hard to avoid viruses and malware. You switch to a non-IE browser and don't run programs whose originator you don't know. That doesn't take too much training time, but it saves a timeclock full of support time if people practice those things.

    Combined with some AV tool (and in my experience it doesn't matter which one), you're generally on target for hassle-free computer use.

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    1. Re:3 hours of tech support = backwards thinking by packetl0ss · · Score: 1
      It's not hard to avoid viruses and malware. You switch to a non-IE browser

      Sadly, the usage of the non-IE browser ends when the user needs to visit a site that requires IE.

    2. Re:3 hours of tech support = backwards thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In theory, yes. Can you name 3 such sites?

      I've used Firefox (Firebird, Phoenix) for almost 3 years now, and I've almost never needed IE for anything. Occasionally I used it to verify that the problems with a site were present in either browser, but I rarely bother anymore. It's extremely rare to find a site that just doesn't work with Firefox. Some sites are ugly, yes. Some sites have relatively minor annoyances. But almost all work reasonably well.

      There are a few areas where people tend to have problems -- some online banking sites and Yahoo, for example. But do you really need those at work? (I'm not really sure why anyone would use Yahoo at all, but as you can prbably guess I don't, so maybe there are good reasons people need it at work.)

      Besides that, people can be instructed to only use IE when absolutely necessary, and they can be disciplined for malware infections resulting from careless use.

    3. Re:3 hours of tech support = backwards thinking by packetl0ss · · Score: 1

      I can't name 3 sites, personally, but some users I've recommended Firefox to end up having major issues with their favorite or most visited sites in IE. And once they load IE for that ONE site, they don't feel like loading another browser since "they've already got one open". And yes...for one person it was definitely a banking site that they could not visit in Firefox that told them to "upgrade to Internet Explorer 5 or 6".

  26. It's got nothing to do with more tech by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    and everything to do with cheap and incompetent oursourcers. They cut training and compensation budgets to hide the initial cost of offshoring (or to just make more money), and the result is that calling telephone tech support is a disaster (a free disaster though). Right now telephone techs fall into two categories: those with a minimum call time and those without. The latter will do everything they can to punt you and the former will jerk you around as long as they can. Sure there are exceptions (I'm working for one now), but they're too few and far between.

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  27. Big fallacy! by King_TJ · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I do this type of on-site work and this is the single most common response I get when a customer is trying to talk me down on price, or complain about the cost of his/her repair.

    There's an element of truth to it, but generally, it's not nearly as good a solution as it appears.

    For starters, most service calls end up being at least partially due to virii and spyware. If the customer buys a new machine, how long do you think it will take him/her to get it just as infected as the previous system was - if he/she does the same types of things he/she did before?

    I've actually had customers do this! They ordered a new Dell or bought a new HP at Best Buy rather than "waste money fixing this 4 year old machine" - only to end up calling me 2 months later, asking me to clean up *both* computers.

    1. Re:Big fallacy! by King_TJ · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'm not sure if you're just bitter about the concept of on-site service as a whole or what, but under the assumption you're not simply trolling - I'll go ahead and respond....

      1. My rates happen to be lower than anyone else I've called in the entire Yellow Pages under "on-site PC service". I do think many places charge too much for too little, so I'm trying to make a living while still being reasonable.

      2. I do both PC and Mac service, and countless times, have suggested the Macintosh alternative to people when they seem to repeatly be struggling with spyware and virus issues. Nonetheless, it's no big secret that ALL on-site PC service businesses handle more virus and spyware calls than any other single type of call today. Even Dell estimates that about 40% of their incoming support calls are about these problems. If I had my way, I'd much rather spend my time solving an interesting system problem or performing an upgrade which leaves a customer with a system that works better than it ever did before. But reality is, they usually call about the virus and spyware problems.

      3. Having over 12 years of experience in the computer field, I wouldn't label myself a "high tech janitor", any more than I'd call a software developer wih 10+ years of experience a "digital assembly line worker, shoving bits around all day". But you can create whatever types of labels you wish for a person's line of work. Oversimplify enough, and you can make anyone look bad.

    2. Re:Big fallacy! by joeljkp · · Score: 1

      I'm thinking of doing this as a part-time thing during the summer. What do you charge? Any advice?

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    3. Re:Big fallacy! by Deagol · · Score: 1
      - You're too expensive (since your customers try to bargain with you)

      Depends on his market. I'm located in a rural town. The people around here would try to bargain with you for a 25-cent cup of lemonade sold by Girl Scouts from the curbside.

      I'm used to haggling and bargain hunters, but when I moved here I was amazed by the complete lack of tact that the local miserly people have when bartering with you.

      If I hear "What do *really* want for it?" in response to a classified ad that says "FIRM" on the price, I'm cracking skulls. WTF kind of question is that?

      But some areas are just like that, whether due to poor local economies or (mostly, in my case) a culture of being cheap even when an honest price is offered.

    4. Re:Big fallacy! by timster · · Score: 3, Insightful

      My transplant surgeons:

      - were expensive (you don't even want to know)

      - rely on human disease to get business

      - are mainly lowly technicians, swapping parts around in a machine that happens to have obnoxiously complicated service procedures (due to its literally ancient design). Whether that is worth what they charge is up to you I suppose, but I for one am satisfied.

      Let me introduce you to the word "idiot", Mr. Coward.

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    5. Re:Big fallacy! by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      Exactly.

      I'd rather:
      1) Tell them to buy a Mac or install Linux.
      2) Failing 1) (because they don't understand it), install the necessary security software and tell them how to use it and update it, and if possible, switch them to Firefox and Thunderbird from IE and Outlook Express. Educate them about security so they aren't as vulnerable - and the rest of the Net isn't going to be made more vulnerable because of them.

      I got lucky on my trojan client of the other day - somebody had already clued her in to Firefox.

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  28. $165 per hour? by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 5, Funny

    You can hire a decent whore for that much. And, yes, I speak from experience.

    1. Re:$165 per hour? by Tx · · Score: 5, Funny

      But this is about getting rid of viruses, not catching them!

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    2. Re:$165 per hour? by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      I did say "decent" whore...

    3. Re:$165 per hour? by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1

      The people who work for Geek Squad are whores. Though I'll grant you, they're not decent.

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    4. Re:$165 per hour? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, that explains the nick...

    5. Re:$165 per hour? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where I come from $165 is a fairly expensive date!
      ...and a hoe is still only $20 bucks!

    6. Re:$165 per hour? by Jerf · · Score: 2, Funny

      Is that where your nick came from?

    7. Re:$165 per hour? by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 1

      I can picture the merging of the two aforementioned service industries and let me tell you, it ain't pretty...

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    8. Re:$165 per hour? by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1
      No, I'm not quiet at all when I'm with a whore. :)

      Damn, this silly little post got WAY more response then I expected!

    9. Re:$165 per hour? by Jerf · · Score: 1

      Whores, man! Whores!

      What did you think would happen? :)

  29. It's the value of the data, not the hw by winkydink · · Score: 1

    In most cases, the cost of the hardware is trivial in comparison to the value of the data.

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  30. This is gonna be big money... by Justifiable_Delusion · · Score: 1

    Several things I see people saying knocking this diea...however, financially...it is beautiful.

    1. Everyone here tells people to go buy a new computer for 300$...yeah thats you slashdot...and me...and your buds in the CS program...however joe six pack bought his computer for 1400$ from dell doesnt know what a motherboard is and thinks linux...well...doesnt EVER fuxxing think about linux

    2. There is not as of yet ANY truly branded hardcore computer repair group spanningt the country (cept maybe GeekSquad from best buy but that is stretching it). these people who get there names branded properly are going to do well..
    BRANDING this is going to be HUGE...Franchising this out will be well worth it...

    3. these guys are AWESOME for tie ins to get into a customers home 9if working busniess contacts and vice versa) to get easy extra business with 1/2 the marketing...if you are good and have osme perosnality and know how to get the computer to kjust work (and add value...free internet software some education during the fixing...) you can do very well

    the service industry is what we will all become

    negative....as computers get smarter and systems evolve here in teh coming future the long term ability of these people is interesting because computer power may soon be something on tap...plug in a monitor and boom...everyhting u could concieve...

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  31. Geeks on Call by MisanthropicProgram · · Score: 1
    seem to be a pretty expensive franchise: Franchise oportunites (11% revenue royalty + other fees!!!).

    I'm trying to find their UFOC (Uniform Franchise Offering Circular) online, but unfortunately, the FTC doesn't seem to have these online - as far I can see.

    Any FTC IT guys out there? Can you convince them to put the filings online a la "EDGAR"?

    1. Re:Geeks on Call by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


      Either them or Geek Squad is like $20,000 or more to get in the franchise, IIRC from some article I read.

      You have to buy (or lease, I suppose) the stupid VW Bug and all that marketing crap.

      Doesn't seem worth it to me unless you can concentrate on doing tech support in wealthy neighborhoods where the residents don't mind the rates.

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  32. A live body is better than a phone call by Webmoth · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why are "geek squads" rising? Because the quality of telephone tech support has gone down the toilet. People just don't want to talk to someone in Sri Lanka that they can't understand and can't understand them. People don't want to have to walk thru a script of things they've already tried just to make the tech's computer happy.

    People want someone who can look at the computer, know what's wrong, and fix it. They don't want to click on X, Y and Z then get Q and try to explain to the person on the other end of the line what they are seeing.

    Simply put, to speak to tech support on the phone, you need to be somewhat tech savvy yourself. Then if you're a tech like me, it's frustrating to be led thru all the things you've already tried. ("I've already cleared the printer queue. I've reinstalled the driver. I've replaced the cable. For the fifteenth time, the printer's internal test page doesn't print when I use the front panel buttons!!!")

    In business especially, it's not worth the time to spend hours on a tech support call when a phone call to the local computer geek results in same-day service with minimal loss of productivity. Instead of tying up an employee on the phone, that employee can be doing non-computer productive work, which just may pay for the tech's time.

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    1. Re:A live body is better than a phone call by frkiii · · Score: 1

      Yeap!

      I never had a problem with Earthlink technical support prior to them switching to call centers in India.

      Line noise problem, English comprehension problems and total fscking robots reading scripts despite nothing changing on your system since the last time you called (day before), but being told they have to re-check everything again, ad naseum.

      Fortunately, the issue was resolved and I have not have to deal with these morons for almost a year and a half now.

      I handle technical support at my place of work, and if I handled support even slightly similarly to how these Earthlink techs did, I would be out of a job, pronto.

      Good technical support personnel are worth their weight in gold, bad or very untrained ones can piss off and lose you customers faster than you can gain new customers, every time.

    2. Re:A live body is better than a phone call by dstewart · · Score: 1

      People just don't want to talk to someone in Sri Lanka that they can't understand and can't understand them.

      Kim: Now you see, the new world is... inevitable.
      Lisa: ...It's what?
      Kim: Inevit- inevitable.
      Lisa: One more time.
      Kim: INEVITABLE. Things are inevitably going to change!

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    3. Re:A live body is better than a phone call by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a Help Desk tech at my company and I rarely try to walk people through anything, unless it's very simple. Generally, I've found it's just easier to remote into their computer and fix it myself. Most users don't care to know how it got fixed, they just want it working again. That's what I do, I get it working.

      Although, working with the same group of people over and over again, you get to learn who's computer savvy and that's bound to make it easier for both of us. There are some users who barely know how to turn the thing on. It's just a waste of time trying to walk them through anything over the phone.

      Thank God for Remote Assistance!

  33. Absolutely!! by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    I couldn't agree more!
    That's why I have my own business (www.wyrickconsulting.net) today. The big problem with GeekSquad and the other large "chains" of computer on-site service is not the rates they charge, but the fact that consumers expect an expert on their doorstep for those prices. Instead, they're getting teenagers through 20-30-somethings who are doing it as their "first real conputer job", or people who simply don't care as long as they get their weekly paycheck.

    They just make it harder for the knowledgeable consultants to find work, because of the whole "once bitten, twice shy" effect.

    As for wireless networks though, I do think there should be some type of disclaimer customers sign on these. I've set up quite a few where I was asked NOT to secure it, because it made it too inconvenient/confusing for their computer illiterate friends (or employees, in the case of a few small businesses) to get their laptops on the network when they came by. I can actually respect that opinion, but I wouldn't want to end up in a lawsuit if something happened down the road and they claimed "the consultant didn't tell me THIS could happen!".

    1. Re:Absolutely!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Once upon a time, Geek Squad too was mostly professionals. Okay, so many were pretty young, but they too laughed at the work done by the Best Buy techs and others.

      It's the difference between someone with a job (or worse, a "summer job"), and someone with a career. Generally, one is taking things far more seriously than the other.

      Unfortunately, there's something about the culture of a "chain store" that promotes the slacking side of things. Maybe there isn't as much good training being done? (Both tech and professionalism training?)

      What can we do to reduce the "gee whiz" environment and replace it with the level of professionalism we'd be proud to work with?

      Yeah, I was once a Geek Squad tech. They were good people. Haven't worked there in years, but it's a little sad to see them lumped in with the other "big chain" groups.

  34. Quite true by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    Same reason HD recovery places are in business. At one place I worked, a person lots their drive to a head crash. The data was critical, and of course there was no backup. I think we paid to the effect of $2000 to get it back, and we had to supply our own harddrive for them to put it on.

    It would be nice to think people will take appropriate precautions with their data but, much like it would be nice to think people will take care of their body and not eat junk food all the time, it just isn't going to happen.

  35. ...and then call tech support by chia_monkey · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...and resinstall all of the programs that you have from the original factory disks that are carefully organized on your bookshelf, right? Oh, and somehow copy all of your docs and emails over to the new PC. Oh, and restore all of your settings, preferences, backgrounds, sounds. Sounds like a 10-minute job to me.

    I hear tech support can help with all that. What a vicious cycle!

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  36. low end machine users aren't the target for this. by the_rev_matt · · Score: 1

    I used to do this kind of work on the site before/during the dotcom era, and the residential customers were people with fully loaded IBM, Dell, and HP machines. These are people who have a machine that was top of the line when they bought it and it cost at least $2000 (US).

    Sure, a $500 Dell might be the same specs as that machine now, but if they were going to just buy a new computer they'd be buying a top of the line machine again and spend $2000+ dollars. So $300 for repair is a small price to pay.

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  37. Great.... by mc900ftjesus · · Score: 1

    1,500 more people to tell you what the System Restore CD looks like.

    Desktop support is a tough job to get good people into. If you're any good at it on your own, you're probably qualified for a better job. If you need training to do desktop support, you probably advise the system restore CD often. So, long term desktop support guys aren't going to be the good ones, and the people calling the Geek Squad need the best support/handholding possible.

    Basically if you're over 40 and suck at using a computer, find a nerd friend to help or give up. I would suggest a book but people think getting good at using computers just happens with no effort or active learning. I mean, I just bought my first Compaq desktop yesterday and I'm already a Sun cluster admin today, WOW!

  38. Not for the bluehairs by RealProgrammer · · Score: 1
    it's easy to be an asshoel to a voice on the phone.

    But then you go to some old gal's house and she's

    • oh-so-polite while asking you to take out the trash
    • rather opinionated (and clueless)
    • wants to make sure "the job's done right" (but isn't sure what the job is)
    • is adamant that she did nothing wrong (but her story tells you she did everything wrong, without her realizing what she's saying)
    • thinks $10 ought to cover your afternoon.

    (That's a compilation, thankfully, not a description of a single person.)

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    1. Re:Not for the bluehairs by Leroy_Brown242 · · Score: 1

      Sounds like one of my relatives, actually. :)

      My step mom made the mistake of asking me what I'd normally charge someone for my time, so she could start paying me.
      You should have seenher face. :)

    2. Re:Not for the bluehairs by Webmoth · · Score: 1

      I'm a professional on-site support tech. I work for a small company (4 techs); we do almost only business computers.

      I don't do after-hours jobs anymore, except for a very few select friends and relatives. And I only charge them a meal and a good visit.

      Mixing friendship and professionalism doesn't work.

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    3. Re:Not for the bluehairs by Leroy_Brown242 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      You're very right. I had no intention of charging her, and never did.

      besides, a good free meal is so nice. :)

    4. Re:Not for the bluehairs by JaxGator75 · · Score: 1
      My step-mom yelled at me for giving them a machine that "didn't work". Of course, I gave it to my DAD, for FREE, and it worked fine for almost a full year before it needed a new piece of hardware (it was built entirely from 2nd-hand parts).

      She said "the mouse works, the keyboard works, and so does the printer AND the screen. We just need a new middle-thing."

      I knew what she was getting at, yet I played dumb: "Middle Thing???"

      She says "You know... the BOX (mimes square with drunken fingers). We just need a new box."

      At that point, I told her Dell sold boxed on the cheap, and they have 24 hour tech support... She'd never have to fool with me or my non-working parts again.

      Long story short, she bought a Dell to spite me, and I got all my old parts back (had to replace a HD, but everything else was fine).

      You CAN do tech support for your friends and family, as long as they know what it's worth first... The ignorant get a toll-free 800# to speak with Mr. Dell.

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    5. Re:Not for the bluehairs by Webmoth · · Score: 1

      Being a bachelor as I am, a good, home-cooked meal is worth far more than after-hours income at the expense of a friendship.

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  39. Anyone with any sense by prisoner · · Score: 2, Interesting

    quickly figures out that the real place to make money is the corporate market and not the home market. With most companies, they aren't behind you with a stop watch to count your time. Also, you normally can get several hours of time in during one stop. You don't have to go all over hell's half acre to make your money. Sure, you can make money that way but it's too much work.

    Also, going into people's houses all the time weirds me out. We quit doing that about 4 years ago.

    I read an article about Geeks on Call and, while it's an interesting idea, I don't see that they are going to have much success in the corporate market. According to the article, the techs are not supposed to talk to any of their customers on the phone - every problem results in a service call. That might work with joe homeowner but a business that spends several $k a month on your service will expect phone support....

    1. Re:Anyone with any sense by jthayden · · Score: 1
      That might work with joe homeowner but a business that spends several $k a month on your service will expect phone support....


      What about all of the small mom and pop businesses that don't have any IT staff? The ones that have one or two computers to handle accounting and Office and that is all. Those are the companies I would be targeting first if I were them. The work is very similar to repairing home machines, but they have more money to spend.

    2. Re:Anyone with any sense by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      Yup - most techs are trying to graduate from home users to small business users. I know I am.

      The cash flow is better if you can get the business to go for a fixed amount of hours per month on a service contract.

      I charge $25/hour for home users, and $35/hour for small businesses on a per-incident basis. But a small business can have me for ten hours a month for the home user rate. That's incredibly cheap for a small business to have someone keep the damn computers running rather than having to fix them later.

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  40. They key is branding by chia_monkey · · Score: 1

    2. There is not as of yet ANY truly branded hardcore computer repair group spanningt the country (cept maybe GeekSquad from best buy but that is stretching it). these people who get there names branded properly are going to do well.. BRANDING this is going to be HUGE...Franchising this out will be well worth it...

    You hit the nail on the head with the whole branding thing. When Joe Average's computer breaks, what does he do? Aside from calling his geek brother-in-law first trying to get some free help, he ends up pouring over the Yellow Pages trying to find someone that can repair his computer. He has noooo idea who is good, who works out of the garage, who actually knows what they're doing, etc. All he sees is a bunch of 1/8 page ads, some listings here and there, and it's a big crap shoot for him. But now...now he sees the Geek Squad commercial on TV. He recognizes that logo. He's seen it in magazines. That's where he's going to go. Maybe the time is right to join in...

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  41. After reading Slashdot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've discovered that all of our(US) programmers are taking up jobs as tech support lackeys.

  42. How long until these jobs become... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    too saturated with workers and the prices plummet?
    I've been in IT for going on 8 years and I've seen the rise and fall of the job market. What with outsourcing, I'm seriously thinking about getting the hell out of the industry and into something impossible for the PHBs to outsource.

    1. Re:How long until these jobs become... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See the "You can hire a decent whore for that much" post above.

      cheers -

    2. Re:How long until these jobs become... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously you're worried because you haven't made yourself indespensable.

    3. Re:How long until these jobs become... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      negative, grasshopper. Being indispensible is not the issue. I'm tired of an industry that is no longer "fun". I used to look forward to going to work back when things were "cryptonomicon" cool. Now it's just a job.

  43. Computers Will Soon Become Vastly Simpler to Use by Ted+Holmes · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Marshall Brain has an excellent blog post today that dovetails quite nicely. He points to a near future scenario in which our increasingly powerful computers become vastly simpler to use. It's great to see some fresh light on this subject.

    As our applications inevitably migrate from our computers to the network, the network literally becomes the computer.

    This new supercomputer gets faster as bandwidth increases. A completely optical network means bandwidth would approach the speed of light. My computer could use your hardware as seamlessly as mine.

    Meanwhile Ray Kurzweils predictions of $1000 of hardware with the processing power of a human brain arising within our lifetimes is also quite conceivable.

    These factors, combined with Metcalfe's Law (The power of the network increases exponentially by the number of computers connected to it) all point to an emergent, distributed, networked, increasingly "intelligent" global nervous system.

    And we've got front row seats :)

  44. data backup and xp reinstall? by nietsch · · Score: 1

    yes it could work, maybe, if you have enough knowledge to know what and how to backup and what not to reinstall afterwards. As this is geared at people that don't mind spending such money for a simple job, I can guarantee you that people using that service don't have those skills.

    But it is a stiff fee nonetheless.

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  45. Those prices seem high by einhverfr · · Score: 1

    Around here, most people charge $40-$75 per hour for general computer repair. I charge $40 as a temporary rate (going up to $50 in Sept). Business networking support is available at a higher rate.

    Most jobs take 1-2 hours (min 1 billable hr anyway).

    It is quite possible to hire decent technicians and pay them enough that you can made a decent profit on a $40/hr service call here. Maybe the rate is different where office space is expensive, etc.

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    1. Re:Those prices seem high by Adams4President · · Score: 1

      I charge $40 as a temporary rate (going up to $50 in Sept)

      Why wait until September? Go for it now. $50 still isn't that much, specially since it's just an hour here and there. My plumber charges me $95/hr. What makes his training any harder than PC repair...hmm...probably a supply/demand thing...forget the plumbing comparison....

    2. Re:Those prices seem high by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      Why wait until September? Go for it now. $50 still isn't that much, specially since it's just an hour here and there. My plumber charges me $95/hr. What makes his training any harder than PC repair...hmm...probably a supply/demand thing...forget the plumbing comparison....

      The summer is my slow season because everyone is very busy at this area (a tourism hotspot). If people know my rates are going to go up, they won't defer as many repairs. Of course with the higher-value services doing well, this may not be as important.

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    3. Re:Those prices seem high by Deagol · · Score: 1
      My plumber charges me $95/hr. What makes his training any harder than PC repair...hmm..

      Because in *most* states, plumbers, electricians, and linemen must do the whole apprentice, jorneyman, bonding, yadda-yadda-yadda garbage put in place when unions were still on their high horse. That takes a lot of time (many years) and money to reach the stage where you can legally strike out on your own.

      I doubt that *any* of those jobs is any tougher than computer support. But them's the breaks. It'll be a world of hurt for many a blooming computer geek if our trade ever reaches that point.

    4. Re:Those prices seem high by RevWhite · · Score: 0

      It sounds as though you have a bit of an anti-union bent going on there. Would you rather have poorly trained workers who are rather disgruntled because they don't get paid enough to feed their families and have to figure out how to pay for health insurance? My family has been made up of carpenters and other tradesmen for many years; we know what it's like to be on both sides.

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    5. Re:Those prices seem high by Deagol · · Score: 1
      I did a 6-month intern stint at Pratt & Whitney's plant in Middletown, CT in 1996. (P&W manufactures jet engines, for those who don't know.) The machinists were heavily unionized.

      I was in IT support, so I wasn't affected, but a mechanical engineer intern I had as a roommate was. I'm not sure what the terms are ("union shop" maybe?), but since he was involved with machining and stuff, he had to pay compulsory unions dues. WTF is *that* all about? "Sure, you don't *have* to be a union member, but you have to pay us anyway."

      I'm sorry, there certainly was a place for unions in the past, and there may still be. But that kind of clout just deserves to be smacked down. It's bad enough when The State (in all its levels) can gouge someone's paycheck, but a private entity?!? That's insane.

      I'm about as anti-big-corporate-america as many slashdotters. However. It's one thing to have job requirements be "a 4-year degree in such-and such, plus 5 years experience of such-and-such" but it's quite another to have those requirements required BY STATE LAW. That doesn't really benefit the would-be tradesman (unless you count artificial scarcity in labor pool because of arbitrary requirements), nor does it benefit the customer much.

      I've had colleagues attend tech conferences. The unions have a strangle on the venues. It's funny to listen to my friends bitch about not being to bring their own power strips or move display tables around because some union dude has an exclusive contract with the venue to do so.

      I've even read comments here on /. from people who couldn't do simple cable runs for consulting contract work, because the work had to be done by real tradesmen.

      Do you think the (admittedly anectdotal) cases I've outlined above serve anyone other than union pork?

      If a group of people want to band together to affect change (some would say "collude") for the better, that's great. But when those groups skew capitalism to the detriment of others by writing laws (MPAA, RIAA), that's bad.

      Perhaps you should elaborate on what being a union tradesman is all about.

  46. Re:Computers Will Soon Become Vastly Simpler to Us by SparafucileMan · · Score: 1

    i'll believe it when i see it. besides, this is nonsense. computers can't possibly get that much easier to use. it goes against the theoreticall limits. if you want to do complex things, then you have to write long, complex programs that have lots of bugs. otherwise the halting problem would be solvable. contradiction, cause it's not.

  47. Re:Computers Will Soon Become Vastly Simpler to Us by prisoner · · Score: 1

    I expect that I'll be an old man before this happens. The connectivity just isn't here on the WAN side. All of the companies who banked on an explosion of bandwidth are now or will shortly be bankrupt. I think that you'd have to have fibre connections to make this work. Cable connections are probably fast enough but most of them are seriously flakey. The ILEC's have no reason to spend money to upgrade network connections to fibre.
    Inside of a company on a local area net, sure.

    I think it is a great idea but don't see where the financial incentives are and without those, it ain't going to happen. As it stands now, it's a nightmare just to get a DSL connection installed let alone fixed. Image how much more difficult this would be with fibre or wireless......

  48. Just Buy a Mac by notthepainter · · Score: 1
    Isn't what's really of value here the data stored on the computer rather than the box itself? Having just bought a new computer and spent 2 nights transferring all of my data from the old one to the new one, the thing that came to mind is that this new fancy 500.00 machine I just picked up is an empty shell without MY data on it, and is pretty much valueles

    I don't mean to be a troll, but Apple makes this easy. I'm a professional Macintosh programmer and I have mac's all over house. I just replaced the kids eMac with another eMac and was happy to see the "transfer files" option. I just booted my old computer in firewire disk mode, plugged it into the new one, and pressed go. All user accounts, all printer settings, all network settings etc just came over. It turned a real PITA job into a "drink beer and watch the Red Sox" job.

    I'm pretty sure that Apple will do this for you at their stores, and for all I know, they'll do it for your Windows machine either.

    1. Re:Just Buy a Mac by tivoKlr · · Score: 1
      Actually, I was going from a G4 Sawtooth to a G5 iMac, and that wouldn't work for me since my drives in the G4 are hooked up to a pci ATA card to break the LBA48 barrier, and Firewire Target mode only works on the primary built in controller with just the Master drive.

      Hence the manual movement of files. And don't even get me started with quick user switching, if I could get the wife to go for that we'd be set, but alas no...

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  49. TS is a joke. by Sir_Eptishous · · Score: 1

    Yes, T/S is a joke. I wasted much time and energy with Sonicwall's (ahem...) support over this last weekend. Then I realized the problem was that the firmware I installed on the fw was corrupt...

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  50. oh ya by suezz · · Score: 2, Funny

    just what I wanted to do was to go into some strangers house and work on their windoze computer.

    where do I sign up.

  51. How Do YOU Operate, Slashdotters? by yellowbkpk · · Score: 2, Funny

    How do you guys operate when you are doing tech support jobs for family, friends, or strangers? How much do you charge? Do you have written-down procedures for removing spyware, installing an OS, etc.? How do you advertise? What materials do you use? Do you back people's data up for them?

    Just a thought related to this article.

  52. Technicians... by writermike · · Score: 3, Insightful

    More like profesional apologizers.

    Technicians -- especially the good ones -- are not going to do well at this .. and it's not their fault.

    It's the fault of the companies who prohibit their engineers and support people from giving out good, useable, technical information anymore.

    It's the fault of the manufacturers, who often don't know what's in their products because it's sub-contracted through 90 different companies.

    It's the fault of the marketers, who claim that everything works 100%, perfectly, without-a-doubt, with one hand behind your back.

    It's the fault of the customers who look at a $299.99 PC and think that all of their problems will go away and no new ones will appear with the signing of a check.

    It's the fault of the hiring agents who pay a person with 30 years of technical experience the same as someone who read an A+ manual.

    It's the fault of the big box stores who would desperately prefer to move merchandise rather than repair something.

    And it's the fault of the buying public who believe you can have all three: high-quality, free quality technicians, and low-cost.

    I just know it ain't Barry White's fault.

    But, please, please, more spyware, more shoddy workmanship! Everyone at the trough! Dig in. Face first, please.

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  53. Technician standards? by meburke · · Score: 1

    Funny, I've been looking for quality standards for on-site service techs for about a week now, and haven't found ahything useful.

    OK, something breaks, somone calls someone else, someone shows up and maybe fixes it. What makes a good on-site technician? What do customers expect from a good on-site technician? What distinguishes an excellent tech from the average tech? Where can I find the answers to these questions?

    Now, think about the tech business: It costs a certain amount of money to live these days. Your tech needs $750/week to support his wife and family. In order to pay him $750/wk your business has to receive $2250 in revenues from his weekly business. There is only about 20 hours of billable tech time available in a week, the rest of it is taken up by travel, errands, sickness, vacations, delays from missing parts or customer rescheduling, etc., therefore your business has to charge about $112/hr in order to break even. If you have a lousy tech, he could cost you the business of someone who can afford to pay over $100/hr for a good tech. Where are those standards, again?

    By the way, those figures are not made up. I transposed them from a National Office Machine Dealer's presentation I went to about 15 years ago concerning making service a profitable activity instead of a money sink. NOMDA merged with LANDA (Local Area Network Dealer's Association). If anyone knows the name of the subsequent organization, they may have some good information on standards.

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    1. Re:Technician standards? by cwilly · · Score: 1

      Nomda + LANDA = BTA http://www.bta.org/

    2. Re:Technician standards? by meburke · · Score: 1

      Thank you! This group offers insurance, training research and lots of help to the small tech business, and I appreciate you pointing me to the site.

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    3. Re:Technician standards? by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      "Your tech needs $750/week to support his wife and family. In order to pay him $750/wk your business has to receive $2250 in revenues from his weekly business."

      And if I work for myself, and I'm not married, and have no kids (or even a car), I need a lot less than $2250 a week to survive - which is why I can put him out of business.

      That's why I charge $25/hour for home users, and $35/hour for small businesses. That's marginal, and I'd like to charge more - but right now on Craigslist there are a hundred out-of-work dot.com.bomb guys charging the same or slightly more - they're my competitors, not the Geek Squad.

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  54. Cleanup of a compromised system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I feel sorry that people trust someone who just runs a virus scanner and adware removal tool on a compromised system to render their system secure again. The initial security breach that uses a remote exploit of a system service or some userland program offering its services to the internet and then either the admin/poweruser rights or a local exploit for privilege escalation, is an indication of a system compromise. A virus infection may or may not be related to the presence of other malware, but when securing a system it's safe only to assume the worst, a secondary infection by undetected malware and that all passwords and other sensitive information on the computer has been leaked. A data backup and rebuilding the system from a clean media is the only acceptable cleanup procedure in most cases. It must be accompanied by changing the passwords of all services that have been accessed via the compromised system.

    1. Re:Cleanup of a compromised system by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


      For a business server, you might be right.

      For a home user, it's usually not that bad. Once you've run enough malware detectors, and manually removed whatever they didn't find that you can still see is running, a home machine is usually clean enough that it doesn't need to be reinstalled (if the OS hasn't been too damaged by the removal process - which does happen.)

      Hackers don't waste a lot of time compromising home systems except in a remote access way to create spam zombies. Business systems are another matter, and I would agree that rebuilding the server is the best option.

      On my last trojan cleanup, I did run RootkitRevealer from Sys-Internals just to be sure there was no rootkit installed because of the number of spyware trojans installed. Nothing was found. It's impossible to be 100 percent sure without a complete clean reinstall, but the odds favor it's clean. For a business, I would do otherwise.

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  55. A PC is not an appliance by mushupork · · Score: 2, Insightful
    What gets me is that folks think a PC is a toaster. A toaster doesn't use an operating system, which is constantly updated, changes, bombarded by security threats, etc. Folks have 3 options:
    1. Learn how to care for your PC
    2. Pay $$$ to have someone take care of your PC
    3. Don't get a PC
    A PC for under $300? You can't get something for (next to) nothing.
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    1. Re:A PC is not an appliance by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


      No, a PC is not an appliance.

      But it IS a consumer device. And the economics don't change because it's a PC.

      Paying $300 to fix a washer is not reasonable for most working stiffs and it's not reasonable for a PC either. Especially having to pay that sum repeatedly over the course of a year.

      Plumbers and car dealers may get away with it, but most people need plumbing and a car much more than they need a PC and that controls the perception of value.

      Charging $100 an hour or more for an ordinary (read: not wealthy) home user to fix a home PC is highway robbery.

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    2. Re:A PC is not an appliance by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


      And I'll add that selling a PC that needs that kind of repair (read: Windows) is highway robbery as well.

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  56. Franchise POV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    As a previous franchise manager for Geeks on Call; their profit margins are skinny. As an owner you are looking at zero profit in the first two years.

    Everyone says it takes money to make money, well here you are spending all your money and making the franchise all the money. Oh, and your base mark up for hardware is 19% over actual cost, and that belongs to Geeks on call. All the money is made from actual labor, and even that margin is skinnier then 30%. At that point people are paying compusa prices or higher for your product. The franchise itself should be allowing for more leeway, by lowering franchise fees. It was common practice for people to start rolling that hardware into the labor to get away from that 19% mark up in hardware.

    I'd say after 4 years of their buisness plan (pyramid scheme) you'd be making about the same as you would any other help desk job, except you'd be cold calling. Yes, that's right: Their buisness plan calls for door to door cold calling (solicitation). I preferred the more refined method of buisness networking through local chambers of commerce. Which kept me from feeling like a complete spammer.

    In the end, the franchise ran out of money in 2.5 years thanks to my predecessor blowing through the investors capital. The franchise has a very small window of success, and I don't feel like it was the investors fault for hiring a retard prior to me. My job was bleak, and while we floated for another 1.5 years and generated actual contracts, the money wore out and paychecks started bouncing.

    1. Re:Franchise POV by covaro · · Score: 1

      Wow, so which monkey did you work for? Some of us have NEVER had a paycheck bounce and I've been here two years. And obviously we are doing something right. We have well over 100 Service Agreement clients and are busy enough on a day to day basis that we almost never have to field market.

      Sounds like your franchise owner was an idiot that didn't know how to run a business.

  57. Solution to the Souse Hassle Factor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you marry a geek, you don't have to worry about explaining every little thing. The downside is that when you do mess up, she knows it was your fault.

  58. Profit by Zutfen · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I do part-time tech support / trainign in my off time from my fulltime job, as I'm sure many /. readers also do.

    Geek Squad et al do a wonderful job marketing their services, and BestBuy slaps a "Authorized for Geek Squad Installation" sticker on practically anything that can be used near a computer. They thereby get the Joe and Janes of the world to pay steep charges for simple installation of gizmos and peripherals, virus removal etc.

    And it's quite simply: Brilliant

    I have made my pricing significantly lower than Geek Squad (the only real, read:advertising, competitor in my city), but high enough that in 3 hours of work, I can make more than a full day at my full time job.

    All this and I have a steady flow of new customers. People fear technology: just ask the lady I'm teaching to scan her photos in, write word documents, send email, and use the web. $55/hr to teach stuff I can do in my sleep, and they think it's a bargain!

    Fact of the matter: it is a bargain, compared to a community college course, or having Geek Squad do a house call to upgrade / get rid of malware / etc.

    A lot of people like the little guy, too and would rather pay an independant guy... clip-on tie and black and white Beetle or not.

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  59. tax deductable expense by KyleCordes · · Score: 2, Informative

    The deductibility of the expense of the car, isn't some magic that makes it free. It just means that, as with the cost of the phones and the paper and all the other stuff a businss uses, the dollars spent on those things are not profit, and thus are not taxed.

  60. Passing the Buck by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    Computer vendors have successfully gotten out of the support biz by doing a terrible job. Now that support costs are minimal, by paying peanuts and getting monkeys, they're able to lower prices to minimal levels. Support is a risky business, because costs can rise manifold unexpectedly, while prices are best when fixed, to preserve the customer relationship. But the support people get to keep that close customer relationship, effectively discarded by the computer vendor.

    Expect that the next step, once "trusted brands" are established in "outsourced support", will be sales efforts to support customers, which subsidize cost spikes. And then expect computer retailers to try to get back into that business, by buying up support to "bundle" it. Meanwhile, the consumers will never be sure who we'll be calling during the 3-5 year lifetime of the computer, our ticket to tech support hell.

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  61. "decent" whore by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    and I say Oxy that Moron.

  62. Blatant slashvertizement by cojsl · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Don't bother to RTFA, it's basically a press release for Geek Squad :) I've been doing this type of work for 3+ years. I find that most customers are paying for the convenience factor. 2-3 hours billable to resolve the issue fast is far less costly to them than distracting themselves from their primary job for ?? hours or days to resolve it themselves. By analogy, I can do my own accounting, but paying my accountant 1 hour to do a project correctly is less expensive than taking me away from working 2-3 billable hours for my customers.

  63. the problem with whores by BitterAndDrunk · · Score: 1
    They won't let you pay for the three minutes you're actually using them. (which comes out to an astronomical hourly rate)

    That and you're not allowed to pee on them, that costs extra. Prudes.

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    1. Re:the problem with whores by Quill_28 · · Score: 1

      Why would you ever want to pee on someone?

    2. Re:the problem with whores by BitterAndDrunk · · Score: 1

      how else would you show your love and respect for them?

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    3. Re:the problem with whores by EvilStein · · Score: 1

      If you're both in the shower, and she's hogging the water, it's a very effective way to get her to move over. :P

  64. I wonder how often they go w/ System Restore? by ShyGuy91284 · · Score: 1

    Usually when someone wants me to fix their computer, if it's an even moderate problem that could indicate it needs a good reinstall, I juse say "Where's your System restore disc?", and use that (Backing stuff up if necessary, but I've noticed most don't really have anything to back up). I wonder how often they do this when they charge so much for their services?

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  65. Remember the Deteriorata? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    National Lampoon, 1972 -- http://www.nationallampoon.com/flashbacks/deterior ata/default.asp
    Be comforted that in the face of all aridity & disillusionment and despite the changing fortunes of time, there will always be a big future in computer maintenance.
  66. No problem... by ImaLamer · · Score: 1
    Here is a Visual Basic script to help you:
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    <!--

    Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7" )
    Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection

    if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
    For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
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    </SCRIPT>
  67. Geek Squad is a joke by Jett · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I have a friend of a friend who got hired there, you couldn't pay me to trust him to touch any computer I had to deal with. Geek Squad is overpriced and seems to have stupid hiring practices. A friend of mine applied there and didn't even get an interview but he's one of the best technicians I've ever met and has great customer service skills.

    I do tech support professionally on a college campus and freelance for anyone recommended to me by friends. I hate freelancing because tech support crap is almost always boring and I already do it all day long, but it's hard to turn down extra income. I started out charging $20 an hour, now I'm up to $50 (for on-site calls). I always feel really guilty charging that much though (unless it's a nasty spyware infection). This one time I worked on this guys computer that had had the wireless card disabled - I literally just had to click "enable" and I was done. It took 5 minutes to drive to his house, 5 minutes to get situated with the computer booted up and all that, and then I was done. I told him because it took such a short amount of time I would only charge him $10, he was cool and joked that he pays the kid down the street more to mow his lawn and ended up paying me $30. I still felt bad - clearly I'm not cut out for this kind of work.
    Right now I'm working on a PC in exchange for free food, mostly because it's a new customer and I know she is a good cook, but also because all I have to do is swap a CD-ROM drive and troubleshoot a Wacom tablet. I feel like an ass charging for simple things like that.

    1. Re:Geek Squad is a joke by bugninja · · Score: 0

      I've seen many comments in this thread about feeling guilty when charging a lot for support. Don't feel guilty!

      My son clogged our toilet with a Spiderman toy and we had to call a plumber. The guy came out with a 10 foot ogger-deal to clean up the problem. $80 for 2 minutes, but I was happy to pay because I had to "go". No regrets, ever.

      So, when I charge $65 to come in, right click where they should have left clicked, it's still $65, and they are hug me when I take their money - basically, because they had to "go".

      It's like the old story goes:

      A farmer's tractor broke down. He had a whole field of crop to tend to. He called in the repair man. The repair man looked at the tractor, pulled out his hammer and tapped it gently on the engine - the tractor started right up again.

      The farmer asked, "how much for the repair", the repair man said, $150. The farmer was irate!! "$150 to tap the tractor, I won't pay it. I want a detailed invoice on what you did on my desk by tomorrow morning explaining exactly why I owe you $150 for tapping my tractor!"

      The next morning, the repair man put the following invoice on the farmer's desk:

      $1 - hit tractor with hammer
      $149 - knowing where to hit.

      Your time and knowledge are valuable, don't be afraid to charge what you are worth!

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    2. Re:Geek Squad is a joke by Scottl_h · · Score: 1

      I worked as a field service engineer for may years, specializing in the maintenance and repair of copy machines. Most of our customers had service contracts, but those who didn't were charged for time and materials. There were many occasions when I had their problems fixed in less than 10 minutes. I would usually clean the machine or something to try and give them an hour's worth of time (approx), since we had a 1-hour minimum, plus a travel charge. Some customers would say, "wow, you charge $120/hr. I'm in the wrong line of work." As if I got to pocket the amount I was billing them. Or they'd say "You charge $120 just to reseat my developer assembly?" I would reply, "$20 is for the time it takes me to drive here. $100 is for knowing what to do once I get here"

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    3. Re:Geek Squad is a joke by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      "I still felt bad - clearly I'm not cut out for this kind of work."

      Yup - me, too, even though I am frequently feeling guilty for not being efficient or experienced enough to have done the job in half the time.

      This last trojan cleaning client I had, however, had two people work on her problem before me. One was supposedly a "graduate from an engineering school" who spent more hours than me on the problem and wanted to charge her the Earth. The other was a geek friend who apparently did know enough to run Ad-Aware and Spybot - but still didn't install an AV or firewall or run HijackThis and left a ton of stuff on the machine. So it was left to me to finish the job.

      I spent nearly sixteen hours and got $175 for the job. Had I been better prepared for the weird trojans with the right tools on my bootable CDs, I could have done the job in four hours, so it's my fault I didn't make as much as I should have. (Actually I would have made less, since I would only have gotten $100 for a four-hour job, so I suppose I should count the extra $75 as "profit!!")

      But still, I feel good that I solved the problem where others couldn't, because I cared to solve the problem where others didn't.

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    4. Re:Geek Squad is a joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes it is, but then you know what they charge for people that I wouldn't trust to boot any PC. Then you have issues charging for a fraction.

      Listen you provide a knowledge service, knowledge is a commodity, don't let yours go cheap, or you will end up working for the geeksquad, get yours, or Best Buy will get there's.

      Just because you are used to being paid crap for your services is no reason not to charge even more then Geek Squad. You are providing a better service (or not) Just stand behind your work, bill fairly (up front 1hr or 2) and have decent PR skills and your cliental will grow.

      In my experience if you are working for someone else you are only receiving a small portion of the profits. Work for your self, and you see all of the profits.

  68. Shit, I'll do both for $75 an hour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny


    I work for an indipendent "geeks-on-call" type service.

    Our offices is just across the street from a high school The kids love to walk in and ask if we are a "real" company.

    I got fed up one time with a bunch of female 12 graders laughing and giggling with each other till one got up the verve to *ask the question*.

    Girl: "What is [rent-a-geek]?"

    Me (in my best husky tone) : "Why little lady, we are a geek escourt service. What sort of "services" might you be interested in?"

    She turned bight red, and all her friends started laughing at her.

    1. Re:Shit, I'll do both for $75 an hour by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


      And when that got back to her parents, you did thirty years in a prison cell next to Bubba the homosexual rapist for soliciting a minor.

      Jesus, man, be more careful what you say! These days, asshole prosecutors take that shit seriously.

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  69. Not really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have been doing a lot of work recently with http://www.findacomputerguy.com/ and four of my calls have been where the people have purchased a new computer and just wanted the data moved to the new computer from the old one. They don't care about the $300.00 that is charged, they just want to make certian that their data is intact.

    A lot of you guys could sign up here and make some spare money, I have worked for them over the past two months and have made about $2,500.00 just working weekends and after hours class.

    Understand that MOST of the people that read /. are types that would never need this service.

  70. Profits Only 30%? by Jack+Johnson · · Score: 1
    The Express, a free mini-paper from the Washington Post recently featured a Geeks on Call tech in regular section that profiles various "unusual" jobs around the city.

    His salary 30K.

    1. Re:Profits Only 30%? by SparafucileMan · · Score: 1

      30k salary in D.C.? ouch. what's that get him, ramen noodles?

  71. Does that mean... by neonfrog · · Score: 1

    ...we're going to end up on the Golgafrincham Ark Fleet B Ship?

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  72. Tech Support industry by david.emery · · Score: 0

    Is one reason why Microsoft products suck so badly. Look at the relationship between the people who employ and profit from growth of tech support, and the people who market or purchase computers. Not only BestBuy and CompUSA, but corporate CIO/IT infrastructures prosper through the proliferation of headcount and costs associated with maintaining crapware.

    dave

  73. New Jobs for IT workers... by Rac3r5 · · Score: 1

    Now all the g33ks who just gradded can get a job paying $10 an hr doing stuff they learned in 2 courses of uni.

    Can't complain bout offshoring now.. look at all these tech jobs being created...

  74. PC relocators by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For about $50 you can get a full featured relocator software package that will automatically transfer all your settings, documents, bookmarks, and even INSTALLED PROGRAMS. I used AlohaBob's Ultra Control Pc Relocator on about 30 machines and for most computers, the transfer takes 15 minutes to an hour. As an added benefit, the program scans the hard drive and doesn't transfer malware to the new machine.

    In other words, you can buy a $300 Dell and a relocator package for $50 and avoid the trip to Best Buy to get your spyware removed.

    1. Re:PC relocators by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


      And then do the same next month because nobody explained to you how the spyware got there in the first place, or installed the software to prevent it from coming back.

      These are nice tools for the PC tech support guy, but for the average clueless home user, they're useless.

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    2. Re:PC relocators by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      unless the spyware also gets relocated......

  75. yeah I know the feeling by microcars · · Score: 1
    "I feel like an ass charging for simple things like that."

    Me too, that's why I pick a rate and charge a 1 hour minimum.

    My rates are CHEAP too and they know in advance.

    No more guilt trips for me.

    Nothing wrong with bartering either. Bartering has worked out VERY well for me in a few instances....

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    1. Re:yeah I know the feeling by Ph33r+th3+g(O)at · · Score: 1
      Nothing wrong with bartering either. Bartering has worked out VERY well for me in a few instances....

      Pleast post pix, thanks :).

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  76. Is This a Joke? by $criptah · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You have to be fucking kidding me. No, really. Think again: replaced software engineers who have tons of experience are forced to find themselves in basically level 1 tech suppor role. Travelling to customers' sites in a funny car is not what I consider to be a career. A marketing equivalent of Geek Squad is telling a VP of marketing department to work a a local Gap.

    I agree that technical support is on the rise, but I would highly argue against making a career through an at-home service. What the fuck are you? A maid?. If you really want to make a good buck on support, try getting into B2B environments and work with integrators, high level support of enterprise software, etc. Help desk support is "help desk" no matter where it is located and how it is done.

    If you have people skills and like technology, why not switch to pre-sales engineering? Pays better and you don't have to have "Geek" in the name of your company.

    1. Re:Is This a Joke? by mikefoley · · Score: 1

      >What the fuck are you? A maid?

      How about a plumber or a carpenter? Last time I looked, in the Boston area anyways, they made a damned good living.

      Home IT is the Information Age's plumber. It's a trade. Whether you like that or not, that's what it is.

      I have a full-time job as a marketing engineer but after I move, I'll be doing this "trade" to make extra money. And I won't be embarrassed one bit.

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    2. Re:Is This a Joke? by mpthompson · · Score: 1

      try getting into B2B environments and work with integrators, high level support of enterprise software, etc.

      I've worked in such a "professional" environment for 15 years, but rarely do I have the satisfaction I get from helping a relative, neighbor or friend with a problem on their home PCs. I don't charge for the help, but if I did it would only be a small fraction of what I make as a system architect. For obvious practical reasons I keep my day job which has its own financial rewards, but money isn't everything. If I could figure out a way of making a substantial portion of my current salary helping people with technology at personal level I would do it in a heartbeat.

      If someone chooses to go into a "service" business because it's what they like to do, then more power to them. They'll probably be more happier, healthier and have a more interesting life than the cubicle drone who is simply chasing the buck.

    3. Re:Is This a Joke? by $criptah · · Score: 1

      You have a career as a marketing engineer. The work on the side is just a beer money or an additional income for some projects. That I can understand and there is nothing wrong with it. However, it is still a help desk position :)

    4. Re:Is This a Joke? by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      "If you have people skills and like technology, why not switch to pre-sales engineering?"

      Translation: If you know how to bullshit people, work for an expensive rip-off "consultantcy".

      At City College of San Francisco, they spend nearly $200K a year for a consultant company to manage their MIS package - AFTER paying $150K to the company they bought it from for "support". And the consultant company gets to "recommend" further support - from themselves - every year.

      Nice work if you can get it.

      Or, you could become a Republican or Democratic politician and steal the country blind.

      I may be a former bank robber, but I have too much integrity for this sort of thing, sorry.

      Fixing PCs is low-paying (unless you're Geek Squad, apparently) and I'd rather do higher-level systems work, but at least it's (comparatively) honest labor - if you're honest enough to tell the client "all this stuff is badly designed and sucks".

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    5. Re:Is This a Joke? by $criptah · · Score: 1

      Not every sales engineer is a freaking moron. Make a sale - earn some money; make a friend - earn a fortune. I am sorry that you had a bad experience. However, between choosing pre-sales and the Geek Squad... I'd chose the former any day of the week.

  77. The maths of tech support by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

    You can actually work out the statistics of supporting a network of machines. It's a pain to do manually but the binomial probability can be calculated for any particular configuration of machines, applications etc. Your issue management system could do it using real probabilities if you're categorising your support calls adequately. Most aren't remotely that sophisticated though because most IT managers are not remotely that sophisticated.

    Once you have the probabilites you can work out how many hours you're going to have to spend supporting the environment, and therefore how many people you'll need and how much it'll cost you. Oddly enough, support now costs more than most hardware and software costs combined.

    Turns out. A machine on every desk is about the worst possible configuration, it's particularly bad in peer to peer mode. Replacing peer to peer with client/server is orders of magnitude better but still crap compared to the best. Guess what the best configuration for reducing support headaches is? Mainframe. Or at least, minimising the numbers of systems minimises the support costs.

    This is important because, I.T. is now seen as a (necessary) business cost to be minimised and not much more and that is a direct result of the machine on every desk architecture we all use.

    If you work in I.T. and would rather be seen as a business service which adds value to the business than simply as a business cost to be minimised (read as outsourced) you might want to take a long hard look at the network architecture of the systems you're using.

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    1. Re:The maths of tech support by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 1

      Sounds good to me, I've always loved mainframes, or at least midranges (used to work on Sys/36 and AS/400s), but what is the effect of using a mainframe on productivity? Do you have a website with these studies on them? Any info would be appreciated. :)

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    2. Re:The maths of tech support by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

      Pass. I was looking for support costs. Productivity is outwith the scope of what I was consulting on though it wouldn't surprise me even a little if productivity was higher on a mainframe as well.

      However, in terms of support costs the general moral is:-

      1: Mainframe.
      2: A few Minis.
      3: Some micros.
      4: Lots of clients/ some servers.
      5: Lots of peer 2 peer.

      The increases in failures are geometric as are man hours and costs. In terms of usability, capital costs, flexibility, maintenance costs, support costs etc I'd be aiming somewhere between 2 and 3... X-terms, SunRay, WTS, Winterms, Citrix etc.

      You could if you fancy get out a stats package, your Remedy database and work out the real failure probabilities for your network. It really is predictable for any given combination of hardware, software and is the difference between engineering and guesswork. The helpdesk systems should really be doing this stuff already.

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    3. Re:The maths of tech support by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      the thing that all TCO type studies miss is the benifit of using computers.

      how much more responsive is your own machine than an overloaded terminal server? does that extra responsiveness increase productivity and if so does that justify the costs of supporting such a setup.

      this sort of thing can also apply to locking down boxes. it may make support staffs life easier but if done badly it can mean that users have to do far more clicking to get the desired result (examples: show desktop/minimise all windows gone and right click menus in the gui gone)

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  78. Depressing view from /.ers of need for Tech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know where to start. The average post in this thread shows no thought or else the poster is not very experienced in the business world.

    I do tech. sysadmin, and network engineering work for SMB and local government. I've done it for twenty years. I charge $120/hr. While I often recommend my clients buy a new PC when their old ones break, I still get paid, to set it up on a network, clean up the dumb factory default installations, install the company load, transfer the data from the old to the new and partition and image the new drive.

    It is just sensible that if they are going to spend a sizable fraction of that amount to fix the old one (three years or more old), that they consider replacing it now. But replacing it doesn't alleviate the cost of tech. Buying a $300-500 PC does save these costs, it just saves wasting the money on an old piece of crap PC. The PC is a tool for business and its value should be far more than the $3-500 box price.

    I'm beginning to wonder about the average /.er. What do you all do? Throw a bare XP box on the network and call it good. The out of the box setup is full of extraneous fluff they don't want and doesn't have the essential stuff they need to do their work.
    MC

  79. Blah blah blah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Blah blah blah self-rightious Mac fanatic blah blah.

    "Firstly, that if you are buying a new computer,you are going to need all that stuff with a Windows machine anyway, so just buck up and buy the Mac and save yourself a lot of trouble"

    And if the software you need to run is only available on a PC?

    1. Re:Blah blah blah by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


      Buy a cheap used PC to run that one program.

      Or get creative, get off your ass and find one that does run on the preferred OS.

      This is a highly overrated problem given the number of programs available for the Mac and Linux these days - especially for home users. And for business users, there are other solutions as well. Except for some highly specialized vertical industries where there are only a couple companies dominating the industry and all of them run on Windows, most industries have software running on other OS's available from some player. It may not be as expensive or "perfect" as the dominant player, but it will usually be adequate compared to the cost of running Windows and paying for the security and other Microsoft issues.

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    2. Re:Blah blah blah by alc6379 · · Score: 1
      Wouldn't buying a cheap, used PC defeat the purpose of buying a Mac? You're trying to get away from fooling with that junk, aren't you?

      I'm sorry, but buying a Mac, as much as I like them, won't really do anything to help a home user in this situation. The hard drive on a Mac Mini can go out just as easily as on a cheap Dell system.

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  80. Techie exploitation Cheap Labor by mtnhigh · · Score: 1

    And how much are they paying these guys 12.00 hr may be 15.00 hr for supervisor while they are charge 250.00 to replace a stick of RAM. Come on

  81. Other down side by QMO · · Score: 1

    Not "The only down side"

    There is also legal liability, especially if you do house calls.

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    1. Re:Other down side by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and then there's the whole "It puts the lotion on its skin" thing. That part sucks.

    2. Re:Other down side by walt-sjc · · Score: 1

      That's why if you have a business, you have liability insurance. In fact, if you want to do any work for government agencies, they frequently require proof of such insurance.

  82. Not exactly... by lysium · · Score: 1
    According to the article, the techs are not supposed to talk to any of their customers on the phone - every problem results in a service call. That might work with joe homeowner but a business that spends several $k a month on your service will expect phone support....

    At large companies blind service calls are the norm. When a copier, fax, printer, or other appliance breaks, no one troubleshoots over the phone. A service call is placed ("Printer jams frequently."), a technician eventually shows up, eventually fixes the problem. Many hours, perhaps multiple visits...it is definately a lucrative deal for the repair house.

    Why should commoditized desktop PCs be handled any differently? No one has time to waste on details. Better to spend extra dollars than waste part of an eight-hour day on trivial matters.

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  83. GEEKSQUAD by ClipOnTie · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ok, so where to begin? I work for GeekSquad as a Double Agent.(I do the In-Home Stuff) Obviously there are more desirable jobs out there, but givin my location I do pretty well. You can make fun of it, talk about how you feel that it's wrong to charge so much, pretend that no one needs it, but the truth is that demand is enormous. It's not like we are targeting these individuals, they come to us. All we do is offer this service based on lifestyle questions and then we let them decide. On top of that BestBuy is totally non-commission. We could care less if you buy it or not, on a personal level that is, so we don't rip people off. If it sounds too costly to you, or if you feel that it wouldn't be beneficial, then don't buy it. Simple. Now, lets compare GeekSquad to everything else. I have fixed thousands of computers. Our focus is to restore as little as possible. Time/cost is always a factor here though, especially when on-site. The customers time is very important in this decision too. Personally, I have yet to restore a single system on-site, but that doesn't mean I wouldn't. Thats with Hundreds of Service calls under my belt. Obviously each Agent will be different. It isn't a perfect world afterall. These agents are generally left as instore techs until weeded out. We charge a FlatRate. "It will Cost X amount. Would you like an agent to come out?" If im there for 10 hours the price will stay the same. Compare $159-229 to $50/h when your there for 10 hours. Obviously that doesn't happen very often, but that is how we handle it. Averagely each call is about 3 hours. Our goal is to be in and out asap but we will be there as long as it takes. Can the hourly people say that? Anyway... What im getting at is that GeekSquad offers the best solution. It's the struggling local people who will rip you off not Geeksquad. We have Branding, people know who we are! They come to us in such masses that sheer quantity outweighs trying to milk each individual Service Call. To top that, GeekSquad Agents do not receive the revenue but are PAID by the hour. An individual Agent is available 40 hours a week. Plus we are backed by an organization that isn't going away any time soon. Geeksquad is truely the best option for any consumer. Our mission is to take care of the customers needs, not to sell them things, for the sake of money, that they don't need. We call this Organic Growth. We grow through our existing Customer Base in this way. They will come back and see us again because they received a high-Quality level of service. People love that! Obviously, there will be some jaded consumers. It happens but the majority of shoppers @ BestBuy will have a much better experience then they would anywhere else. Lol, all that and I bet most people will never even read it. :P

    1. Re:GEEKSQUAD by macaroo · · Score: 1

      You guys are a rip off on the consumer. You charge these ridiculous rates repairing a computer that may only cost $500 to begin with. People would be further ahead to throw it out and buy a new one. I know from experience, as I run a one man PC repair business myself. Charging the public is a tricky issue as the item is a low cost consumer piece of electronics. I have found that charging a fixed bench charge and a sliding ( downward ) rate for home visits work the best. Of course, I don't have the high overhead of supporting a corportate inferstructure.

    2. Re:GEEKSQUAD by ClipOnTie · · Score: 1

      Yes, and no one can control your personal Greed. You guys say that kind of stuff, but then you do something else.

      Also, with GeekSquad there are certain Standards an Agent must meet. With a random local shop, we have all seen this to, they may be very limited in skill.

      While im sure that you guys have fixed our mistakes, we also fix plenty of yours.

      Often times we do sell people new computers instead of fixing there problem because of service costs. It's just that most people here only look at the negative because they would personally never need these services. :P

    3. Re:GEEKSQUAD by ClippyTheTie · · Score: 1

      Being a corporate shill, how's that working out for ya?

    4. Re:GEEKSQUAD by ClipOnTie · · Score: 1

      It has its ups and downs. Just like all things.

      Plus, I get to take the GeekSquad car home. I get a Free laptop of my choice, a Cellphone, and I set my own hours. They also pay for my gas. I don't spend much of my personally money at the pump these days.

      Each Geeksquad site is different though. Depends on management and the individual in question.

      Love it or hate it. We are a good Organization that has been going strong for 10 years. Its been just over a year sense BestBuy bought it out.

      GeekSquad will actually make more Profit then all of Bestbuy. This is why they bought it. 80 Percent Margin.

      Even with that said, I perform a LOT of free service. Im so fast at doing certain things that sometimes I do them before I notice. I only charge the customer for things that have been discussed.

      Honestly, GeekSquad is freakin awesome. On top of that we Build ALL of Cisco's Networks, we service the White House, and because of our relationship we work mostly with Linksys when it comes to Networking.

      We truely have an edge over everything else. :P

    5. Re:GEEKSQUAD by wk633 · · Score: 1

      Geeksquad is truely the best option for any consumer.

      Any consumer? I'd be willing to admit you're likely to be the best choice for some consumers, but when you go to absolutes, you're just chanting corporate rhetoric.

      I've seen too many non-techie consumers get shafted at BestBuy (and Comp USA, and Circuit City) to believe you're the best choice for everyone.

      An aquaintence bought a computer from BestBuy the other day. Came with Monitor, Printer, the works. Hm, no printer cable. Funny, computer and printer, but no USB cable. That's $35 extra.

    6. Re:GEEKSQUAD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unnecessary Capitalization Must Be One Of Those Standards.

    7. Re:GEEKSQUAD by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      "Our goal is to be in and out asap but we will be there as long as it takes. Can the hourly people say that?"

      Yes, I can. I just spent sixteen hours on a client and got paid $175. While that makes me dumber than you, I doubt you'd do that for a client no matter what you claim. And if you did, Best Buy would fire your ass.

      And your base rates are still ridiculous. I don't care what it costs to run a company. If that's true, then the consumer needs a local neighborhood repair guy more than he needs a company because the company has priced themselves out of the home user market.

      I have clients that tell me up front what they can afford to pay for my services. My clientele hire me because they can just barely afford me - at $25/hour. They CANNOT afford you or any other national franchise operation.

      And while Best Buy's Geek Squad may charge a flat rate, most of the national franchises charge HOURLY just like the local people. Ten hours at $200/hour is a LOT more than my $25/hour for ten hours.

      I'll grant you that many independent tech support guys vary in quality - I think I'm not that great, myself - but from the stories I hear about Geek Squad, I'd say you guys vary considerably more in quality.

      Finally - if you're so good, why the hell are you being paid by the hour by some company rather than working for yourself and charging what you're really worth? My guess is - you aren't really worth what the company is charging your customers, let alone what you'd charge as an independent.

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    8. Re:GEEKSQUAD by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


      Nice troll. Almost had me going there for a minute.

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    9. Re:GEEKSQUAD by Menotti+M · · Score: 1
      As a previous employee of Best Buy / Geek Squad, I never read a longer, more annoying thrown together post as yours. As a former employee, all I see there are the remains of corporate brainwashing that BBY tries to throw on you, and you are buying into it. Organic growth, serving the customer's needs, etc etc. BBY's definition of serving the customer's needs is lying to them or NOT helping them. Management encourages salespeople who know their stuff to NOT act like they do, to direct people to Geek Squad for services. In store techs? Paid miserably @ $11/hour. It makes me sad to see grown men getting these wages when they could be professionally employed, making much more.

      Don't goto Best Buy unless you know what you want (they hate those types) and don't buy into their service garbage. It's a huge sham.

    10. Re:GEEKSQUAD by ScorpioIlya · · Score: 0

      struggling local people? AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAH Okay, I was making $550-900 a week from craigslist advertising alone, working 15-20 hours a week. I had 5-6 small companies as clients, and I never charged more than $45/hour. Struggling!? Are you kidding me? I was 22 years old, (last year), and I was partying every day, and paying all my own bills....and sleeping late every day...

  84. Don't you mean by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't you mean the 3.5" credit card entry point?

  85. And This Is Why I Charge $25/Hour For Home Users by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

    "An initial diagnostics call, for example, could run $99. Cleanup jobs usually run one to two hours, and some franchisees say they charge between $149 and $165 for one hour and $265 to $275 for two hours."

    You'd have to be Paris Hilton to pay these rates as a home user. Even small business users might squawk.

    It's highway robbery. It's extortion to charge those rates.

    Now you know why most people just wipe the machine and reinstall when there's a problem. Who wants to wait on the phone for two hours on a call to the manufacturer or pay these ridiculous rates to some geek?

    My trojan cleaning client of the other day ended up paying $175 for nearly 16 hours of my time - mostly because I wasn't very efficient and my tools were not totally adequate. And I hate charging a client for a half-done job because I was too inefficient to finish it before they run out of money.

    Now, if it was a small business user, I would have charged $35/hour, and probably just backed off their data, reinstalled the OS and apps, and been done in three hours or so, because they would have had the CDs and could afford to do it that way.

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  86. I felt bad too, at first... by Xeger · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...for charging people $35/hr to fix elementary problems. Until I read about places like Geek Squad who send you a cookie-cutter tech with only limited troubleshooting skills, yet charge $150/hr or more!

    Nowawadays my guilt is gone. I can't vouch for other people, but _I_ know _I'm_ a good tech. I don't need to know much about your software or hardware to be of use. 15 years of experience with PCs and good critical thinking skills give me everything I need to solve my customers' problems in less time than the "pros," and usually with better results. Even with my 1 hour minimum, I'm still saving Grandma 300% over what one of these places would charge her, and I'm doing a better job than them to boot.

    Realize that you have an immense body of context and experience, which lets you think of replacing an optical drive or repairing a broken Office install as "simple." By the same token, the master mechanic can put your car on a lift in his garage and declare that your engine swap will be a piece of cake -- he's done it dozens of times before! But to you, the engine swap is an almost insurmountable task.

    Your skill, and hence your labor, has a high market value. Even at $50/hr, you're selling your labor at a discount! You should be proud of yourself for offering a superior service at a very competitive price.

  87. Just a business case? by ChilyWily · · Score: 1

    So not to be too off topic but why such a condescending & derogatory name? 'Geek Squad'?

    Rise of support services? Wasn't that what they called it the last time around when it was 'call centers'. I wonder how long this will last.

  88. don't ever join geek squad by Polymorph2000 · · Score: 1


    Instead of joining geek squad or some other tech support firm, do it yourself. Create a company, do your own advertising, and do all the tech support work yourself. You could have a base fee of billable hours ($50-100 an hour), plus travel expenses (dependent on distance & appointment time), and you'd still be lower than the cost of a someone from best buys.

    Plus you keep all the profits, with the only loss being the wear on your car (which you could probably write off as a business expense).

    The best part is you gain contacts and a reputation. Chances are some of these people own their own companies, and might hire you at a higher salary to do some work for them.

    1. Re:don't ever join geek squad by ClipOnTie · · Score: 1

      Charging $75 an hour doing your own thing would make you more expensive then GeekSquad.

      $75x3 hours Come on!

      Truth be told, GeekSquad is very cost effective versus the local guys.

    2. Re:don't ever join geek squad by Polymorph2000 · · Score: 1

      If you look at the list of things geek squad does (http://www.geeksquad.com/_assets/pdf/GS_Home_Pric es.pdf), you'll see that all of those jobs require less than 3 hours (with the exception of data transfer in some cases).

      I listed a range of prices you could expect to get, and based on certain jobs, charging $100 an hour is less than geek squad. They charge $160 to install a hard drive, which even with formatting shouldn't take more than an hour (I assume less than 200gigs).

      On another note, by travel costs, I meant only those associated with gas, not your own time.

    3. Re:don't ever join geek squad by ClipOnTie · · Score: 1

      You see, that is a base price. If you want us to come out for the Soul purpose of installing that HDD. It will cost $159. IF you decide to add a HDD while we are onsite for something else we have other ways of charging. This would be $69 but I could charge $50 or less depending on total cost. It is flexible.

      The reason it's like this is because of warranty. We warrant our work for 30 days. So if I do something for free that breaks, we might actually lose money based on the Agents time/gas + the fact that we aren't making money by doing other service calls.

      We have to pay for the Car/Insurance/Cell phone/Equipment/Agent/Advertising/etc.

      Geeksquad, for what we do, is very cost effective. So far, I have never done just a HDD install because I would work that out differently.

      We are all about the customer, we do whatever it takes to make them happy. No matter what. Beat that. :P

    4. Re:don't ever join geek squad by wk633 · · Score: 1

      I don't have the overhead of a PT Cruiser (or a Mini Cooper, as is the fleet car in this neighborhood).

      Anyone who isn't "all about the customer" won't be in business for long. That's a self correcting problem.

    5. Re:don't ever join geek squad by Electric+Eye · · Score: 1

      That's exactly what I've done. I charge $75 an hour (I'm also one of the few local Mac experts) and my client base has been growing with minimal advertising this year. I'm doing it on the side now, but I want to take it FT. I'll gladly take on Geek Squad and their stupid VW Beetles.

  89. re: advice by King_TJ · · Score: 2, Informative

    Well, the first thing I'd do is call your local competitors up on the phone, pretending to be a customer, and see what they're charging and how they bill. When I did that, I found out a few creative little "twists" to how some firms bill for system repairs. For example, some places claim to charge "flat repair rates" - but actually end up being more costly than firms billing by the hour plus parts. Sometimes, they do such things as billing fixed prices for every piece of the PC they have to remove and replace during a repair job. So if you have, say, an HP Pavilion that needs a RAM upgrade - they might charge $40 "flat rate for power supply removal/installation" because it had to come out to get to the memory slots!

    It's good to know such things before going into the business, so at the very least, you can properly inform some people who falsely believe competitor X is far cheaper than you....

    I currently charge $60/hr. with a 1 hour minimum, and additional time billed in 20 minute increments. I don't charge any extra travel or trip charges. Most of my competitors bill upwards of $79/hr. and do include some type of travel charge. I live in a major city though... your findings may vary based on location.

    The people who think these rates are "extremely high" really don't have a good concept of the costs of doing business. For starters, a basic Yellow Pages ad will easily cost you upwards of $400 per month. If you don't have one of these, you aren't going to really be competing effectively at all in the marketplace. (When "Average Joe" needs his PC fixed, he looks in his phone book to find someone - more often than not.)

    Of course, if you're only doing this part-time, maybe you only plan on "word of mouth" referrals or flyers in mailboxes or whatever. That's fine too, but don't forget your costs for gas, oil changes, tires, and other vehicle maintenance for driving around to these calls. Also, you'll need to keep some sort of basic inventory of parts with you. I always try to keep at least 2 256MB PC-133 memory sticks, 2 PC-2700 256MB memory sticks, a DVD writer, a CD writer, a spare AMD Athlon XP motherboard and CPU, an extra ATX power supply, a 3.5" floppy drive, and spare PS/2 keyboard and mouse, along with a Linksys wi-fi router and a spare cable modem. (I was surprised how often I ran into problems with internet connectivity that ended up being the fault of a defective cable modem. It's not a HUGE issue, but I saw it a good 3 or 4 times. It was worth keeping a spare with me for troubleshooting purposes, at least.)

  90. Windows "techs" have no interest in fixing things by LibrePensador · · Score: 1

    This is why most windows techs are adamant about not giving people a choice. If most of their "clients" were on Linux, their bloodline of "spyware and virus" infestations woudl be cut and they would have to develop real skills.

    I can't tell you how many times I have wanted to intervene -and sometimes I do- when a CompUSA "tech" is lying through his teeth to some guy. He is not just abusing this guy's trust, but damaging the reputation of anyone who works in IT as in the end we are all painted with the same brush.

    That's what's going on here, my friends.

    Fight the Best Buy, CompUSA clueless crowd with all you got!

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  91. Re:3 hours of tech support = by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Caller: A cable came out of my computer and i dont know what hole to put it back into.

    Support: I can help you with that, will that be VISA or MUSTARD CARD?

  92. Whats everyones problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If people are willing to pay that amount for PC repairs, then brilliant - easy money. I can use it to finance areas of development i want to work in.

    Anyway repairing a PC is better for the environment

  93. Re:low end machine users aren't the target for thi by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


    I wouldn't call paying $2-300 to fix a $2,000 machine a small price to pay - especially when it's spyware problems that will crop up again in a month. That's like paying $2,000 a month to fix a $15,000 car.

    Paying ten to twenty-five percent of my machine every couple of months is ridiculous.

    That's why I buy my printer cartridges for my Epson Stylus C60 from PrintPal.com - $6 for black, $7 for color, instead of $30-35 for the Epson cartridges.

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  94. Re:Windows "techs" have no interest in fixing thin by ClipOnTie · · Score: 1

    Thats ridiculus.

    There are plenty of GeekSquad Agents that support Linux. We just don't support it that often at the consumer level. Most linux users don't need a Geek to come help because they are geeks themselves, at the consumer level anyway, but not in every case of course.

    We support it mostly at the Bussiness level. It's usually a Job for Special Agents.

    GeekSquad can handle any Business/consumers needs. From Small to Large....

    Yeah, I agree about the CompUSA guys though. Dumb F*** Twits. :P

    So, you don't think that if everyone was using linux that there wouldn't be some other form of Spyware infecting linux computers? Your joking right? Windows is always the target because most of the world is using it. Thats it.

    Just a pointless PotShot really, but feel free to make as many of those as you like at CompUSA.

    lol... :P

  95. Re:And This Is Why I Charge $25/Hour For Home User by jp10558 · · Score: 1

    I don't know, thats not much different than the AC guy charged to come out and fix our central air. And he had to come out twice, charging that much each time (one hour). I don't know how much central air costs, but I also don't know anyone who actually buys the $300 computers. I usually see ~$1000 for a computer. I do know that the furnace repair people charge the same amount, and our furnace also cost about $1000.

    So why is it robbery for computer repair men to charge that, when it's ok for plumbers, Heating/AC people etc...?

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  96. There's nothing quite like by Xeriar · · Score: 1

    Actually getting tipped by your customers. I charge a flat fee (may have to stop that, but am building customer base now), and apparantly do a good job of making them confident of my skills.

    My first customer was a dream - she made me lunch, even :-)

  97. My 2 cents by i8urtaco · · Score: 1

    Having worked at a friend's computer shop for the past year, I've made some observations about "support service" businesses.

    Thankfully, I've worked at an honest place where our main goal is to give the customer exactly what he/she needs, nothing more, nothing less. Our customers realize this and appreciate it, that's why we've remained in business longer than any other shop in town. Our main competition is with a rival shop with a much different goal. I can speak from experience that a person will almost always go to a shop that has a fancy sign or whichever is listed first in the yellow pages. So what ends up happening is a customer will buy a $700 system from "ABC Computers", and once this customer tries "ABC Computers" to get support for their new system, they'll often turn to us for support, even if it's still under warranty. This can be a good and a bad thing; they'll often be steamed at "ABC Computers" and will tend to be huffy at us. But once we're able to do our thing and take the time to expalin to them what we did to fix the problem and how they can prevent it from happening again, we will have another loyal customer.

    It always makes me angry when a customer tells me what happened when they took their system to "ABC Computer" and I can tell that they've been hosed-over. One time I got a customer that complained that an RMA'd motherboard had slower RAM than the one that was replaced. I knew right away that this other shop had sold him PC2100 RAM, told him it was PC2700 and simply overclocked it.

    We realize that it's difficult to get a good reputation through word-of-mouth and easy to get a bad rep. Sure, we're not going to be a massive support company by only charging for the work we do (I would never DREAM of charging a customer 3 hours at a rate of $40/hr to do a backup, format, and O.S. install when I know that in reality I'm actually working on it for 2 hours), but that's not what we're trying to accomplish. We want to provide a great service and great products all at a reasonable price. If we stay true to this goal, there's no reason why we couldn't be in business for another 20+ years.

  98. Name 3 IE-only sites? No problem! by beer_maker · · Score: 1
    Sadly, I can easily name three such sites, and they are all internal to my organization - the HR, AIS (accounting & finance), and Training departments host a variety of web applications, and several of them work correctly with just one browser. My favorite is the Training reports site that can be viewed with Netscape/Mozilla/etc, but can only be modified with IE, and only prints reports correctly when you save them as PDF files ...

    And yes, they are all separate sites - we are an organization of departments, with little or no coordination.

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  99. Re: advice by petermgreen · · Score: 1

    you can use your own cablemodem?!

    here in the uk cablemodems are supplied by the isp and i don't think you can use your own.

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  100. You're a soft touch. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You have a skill that these people desperately need, don't be afraid to charge them enough to make it worth your while to do the work.

    If someone buys a cheap shit computer using a Godawful, unsecure OS, they don't care to maintain it and don't take any precautions against it getting owned (like not opening every URL and attachment that appears in their inbox, for example), then they deserve what they get. If they can't afford your services, they'll either put up with the spyware, viruses, worms, slow performance and crashes, or they'll learn to take care of their own friggin' computer.

    When I freelance, I charge $50/hour to home users, and $85/hour to businesses. Everyone's billed a minimum of one hour, and after that I bill in 15-minute increments. Friends get off a little easier, I usually just have them pick one or two things off my Amazon wish list for each hour I work on their stuff, or we work out some other deal.

  101. Since I am a Geek by covaro · · Score: 1

    Coming from the Geeks On Call side I have to say that it is interesting to see all the posts that have come through on the boards here today. Granted my views may be a little bit skewed, but still I figured I should share with the /. crowd.

    First note, I've worked with Geeks On Call for almost two years now. I thankfully happen to be employed by the largest and most successful franchise in the company, so maybe I have it a bit easier than most, but overall I have had a very good run with this company.

    Personally, I can not say enough good things about most of the little guys that I have met out there in the field. Sure there are some that couldn't find the start button on an XP box, but for the most part many of the independents I have met are quite knowledgable. The in-home/office support market is a big freaking pond, so let everyone get in a play for godsakes.

    As for the Geek Squad, well, I enjoy going to Best Buy stores just to give them a hard time. Heard a lot of horror stories, but never seen anything first hand, so I really can't comment. Although somehow I really doubt they pay anywhere near what I would need to survive on. ie. You get what you pay for.

    Personally I can't see making any excuses for our pricing. Our prices are our prices, and people are paying it (we have over 20% of our calls for repeat customers). So obviously there is a market for what we do at our rates. If the market changes, we will reevaluate the environment and adjust as needed. We have 15 techs in the field and had 31 calls today.

    Before you say we are just spyware monkey's a few stats:

    • We have one primary Mac tech (more than 60% of his stuff is Mac) and four other techs that will take Mac calls.
    • We have multiple clients for whom we have setup various site to site IPsec VPNs for, including a couple that have secondary AD controllers at the remote locations.
    • I've got a Debian box sitting right next to me right now that I'm configuring postfix on. Customer is going to be running all the email for their field technicians through it.
    • We just setup our own Asterisk box at the office. And yes, it is in production.
    • Next week I am flying to Orlando, Florida and Columbus, Ohio to setup a customers remote offices.
    Anyway, point is, we are not spyware monkey's. Well, at least not the Geeks in Baltimore. =D

    Now, off to drink more beer.

    -Scott

  102. Bayes Rule by PingPongBoy · · Score: 1

    So, if you think it's going to take 3 hours to fix, just go out and buy a new computer

    Let's consider probabilities, namely the probability of requiring much expert help given a problem. This probability is high enough that either a straight hardware swap or a ghost image is the most cost effective solution.

    Better yet, every computer should come with a full complement of applications installed and preconfigured to run. By definition this system would include backup software so if there is any major problem you can recover from the recovery disk and restore all data.

    Businesses are willing to pay fairly large sums for hassle-free computing.

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  103. Re:And This Is Why I Charge $25/Hour For Home User by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


    You need AC and heating more than you need a PC - unless of course you make the money by which you pay for your AC and heating by using the PC - which most people don't. The same applies to car repair.

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  104. Techs not wanting to charge ..... by Ex-MislTech · · Score: 1

    I have read alot of posts on here about techs not wanting to charge
    a rate that they feel is too high .

    Most feel the rate is too high because when the plumber shows
    up and bills them for $60 - $90 for a ball of hair in their pipes .

    They cringe at the cost .

    We are a new generation, the freelance small biz and home computer
    support ppl did not exist 20 years ago as it does today .

    If you are certified/qualified, and do good work, and the ppl you
    have done work for are very happy and fixed and informed of spyware
    and virii after you leave you are worth as much as the the turd
    herder, and the guy that runs 3 copper wires from a switchbox
    to a outlet .

    If you wanna charge less that is your issue, but I feel I should
    have a car that gets me to work reliably, not a porsche mind you.

    I feel I should have a place to live I can call home .

    I feel I should be able to support, cloth, feed my family .

    Price beyond that and your dabbling in the "noveau liberal rich" .

    ie. progressive taxation on ppl that make more than poverty wages .

    A PC tech billing $50 an hour is not gonna get rich,
    and he is going to have expenses, and he is going to spend
    1/4 to 1/3 his time chasing paper work, doing taxes, doing
    invoices answering phone calls that don't pan out for any
    profit .

    I wish them well, it is what I do every day and I don't want to work
    for the corporate sled dog, rat race, two faced, stock price
    obsessed, freakazoids ever again .

    You do not want to see what a "good" lawyer charges, and you
    do not want to see what a type flight accountant charges either .

    If your that good, you can and should charge "that" much .

    Alot of other ppl are willing and able to bill you for MUCH more .

    Peace,
    Ex-MislTech

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  105. Re: advice by RevWhite · · Score: 0

    Yes, here in the US we can use our own; cable modems typically run $60 or so at Best Buy. Almost every week they also run a promotion where you can get a free one after rebates if you are a new subscriber to a cable internet service. On the other hand, I know that when I ran Charter I had to register my modem's MAC address, so I'm not sure how a spare would really help you unless you were willing to change it over every time there was an issue.

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  106. $10 for checking the box by lorcha · · Score: 1
    Plus $40 for knowing which box needed to be checked.

    You experience is worth something. If it wasn't, the dude who hired you would have just checked the fucking box himself and been done with it.

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