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  1. Cool on Son of CueCat? Purdue Professor Embeds Hyperlinks · · Score: 1

    I have an idea that involves transmitting beeps on a wire that can then be translated into words. Every household will have a beep maker and a beep interpreter. It will rule.

  2. Re:What about the converse? on Snails On Methamphetamine · · Score: 1

    You get Snoop Doggy Dogg?

  3. Re:Dang on The Hobbit On Hold · · Score: 5, Funny

    There's a book?

  4. Dang on The Hobbit On Hold · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now what will I do?

  5. Re:I have news for you... on The Rise of Nanofoods · · Score: 1

    Next time read the entire post.

  6. I have news for you... on The Rise of Nanofoods · · Score: 3, Informative

    It's ALL Franken-food, every damn bit of it. If you don't grow it yourself it has been modified. In some cases, you can't even rely on the purity of the food you grow yourself because the seeds or starter plants have been modified.

  7. I have a fix for this. on Microsoft Dynamics GP "Encrypted" Using Caesar Cipher · · Score: 5, Funny

    They should hire some of them "too smart for their own good" Googlers.

  8. Re:Ok, but on Too Many College Graduates? · · Score: 1

    You should have picked an analogy using cars.

  9. Re:Cool. on Lidar Finds Overgrown Maya Pyramids · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm not mocking at all. My original post was meant to be serious. It's not my fault that people thought it was funny.

    Now get off your educated ass and find Atlantis, dammit.

  10. Cool. on Lidar Finds Overgrown Maya Pyramids · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now find Atlantis.

  11. I already saw this on Businesses Struggle To Control Social Networking · · Score: 0

    It was on my friend's Facebook wall.

  12. As he was beating the victim... on TSA Worker Jailed In Body Scan Rage Incident · · Score: 5, Funny

    The attacker said, "my rod feels pretty damn big now, doesn't it? [thump] Huh? [whack] You like this big rod? [thump whack]"

  13. Meh. on Nostalgic Elation — the Super Mario Crossover · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's neat, but I'd really like to see it ported to the PS3. *ducks*

  14. Re:And nothing could possibly go wrong... on Can World's Largest Laser Zap Earth's Energy Woes? · · Score: 1

    Ok, I'll bite...can you explain about the second star in Jupiter's orbit please?

  15. Re:Guess what I've been doing all morning? on McAfee Kills SVCHost.exe, Sets Off Reboot Loops For Win XP, Win 2000 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Every system that we had that was XP SP3 that got updated to the 5958 DAT file became useless. We are now forced to visit each machine and manually fix it. Rubbish.

  16. Re:Guess what I've been doing all morning? on McAfee Kills SVCHost.exe, Sets Off Reboot Loops For Win XP, Win 2000 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Um, hiding in the bathroom like I have been doing?

    Seriously, though, we got hit hard with this. I don't mind fixing the problem, what pisses me off is that we didn't want McAfee in here in the first place but Corporate HQ forced it on us.

  17. So... on Food Activist's Life Becomes The Life of Brian · · Score: 3, Funny

    is he with the People's Front of Judea or the Judean People's Front?

  18. Re:O Really? on LHC Hits an Energy of 3.5TeV · · Score: 1

    Wake ME when they reach 7.0 for the Sixth time...

  19. Re:Interesting on Study Shows TV Makes Kids Fat, Computers Don't · · Score: 3, Insightful

    That is EXACTLY the idea. "They" want to be able to feed information to you 24x7 wherever you are through your little mobile device that has your credit card number stored so you can instantly buy whatever crap "they" are currently selling. I do not like where this road takes us.

  20. Wow, you and the one after you sure do know how to suck all the funny out of things. Thank you for correcting my mistakes.

  21. I prefer imperial units. I know metric units are more simple and logical, but...

    "A pint's a pound the world around."

    You can't make neat rhymes with metrics.

    "A litre's a kilogram the world o' sham a lam."

    It just doesn't work.

  22. Re:Money Money Money on 2010 — the Year AACS and HDMI Kill Off HD Component Video · · Score: 1

    So am I correct in thinking that one side of this particular thread wants their ones and zeros to be more analog?

  23. Good on New Material Transforms Car Bodies Into Batteries · · Score: 2, Funny

    I really hope we get this electric car thing figured out soon because I am just about sick of following smoke belching vehicles every day.

  24. Re:Don't forget your towel! on "Tube Map" Created For the Milky Way · · Score: 1

    And remember your address: Sector ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha

  25. Re:Security is NOT an issue with The Cloud. on The Fourth Amendment and the Cloud · · Score: 1

    "Practicalularisation" is not a word, dumbass.