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  1. Wow. on Boeing's 787 Dreamliner Takes Flight · · Score: 1

    Flamebait and Troll in the same post. My work here is done.

  2. Yawn. on Boeing's 787 Dreamliner Takes Flight · · Score: -1, Troll

    A big, really nice plane. Will wonders never cease? Oh yeah, FP.

  3. Re:Unsure. on The Perfect Way To Slice a Pizza · · Score: 0

    For $2000.00 I'll design one for you that goes to twelve.

  4. Re:I could do it in half the time on Hand Written Clock · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't it make even more sense to just buy a damn clock?

  5. Re:nerve growth unsuppressed == tumors? on Method To Repair Damaged Adult Nerves Discovered · · Score: 3, Funny

    That would be Phenomenal.

  6. Re:So , , , on How To Build a Quantum Propulsion Machine · · Score: 1

    Touché.

  7. Re:So , , , on How To Build a Quantum Propulsion Machine · · Score: 2, Informative

    Vacuum doesn't suck, it blows?

    FTFY. Now queue the Spaceballs jokes.

  8. Re:Well paint me surprised: on Russia Confirms Failed Missile Launch Caused Norway's Light Show · · Score: 1

    The Jesus Sub is kosher beef sliced thin, placed on Mana, and served with a Light Italian dressing. And, yes, it is rightly priced at 30 pieces of silver.

  9. Re:This is a great development on NASA Tests Flying Airbag · · Score: 1

    failed helicopter ejector seat

    Where do you think they got the idea for the Salad Shooter?

  10. Doom on LHC Reaches Record Energy · · Score: 3, Funny

    Doom, I tell you. It's coming for all of us.

  11. Amazing on Monkeys With Syntax · · Score: 1

    150 comments and no one has used the phrase "code monkey."

    [sniffle] My little /. is all growns up.

  12. Re:Better than Weird Science on Organovo Has Its First Commercial 3D Bio-Printer · · Score: 1

    If it gets to the point where we can print out a person, will these "people" have rights?

  13. Waiter! on Organovo Has Its First Commercial 3D Bio-Printer · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'd like four bottles of your finest whiskey and one new liver please.

  14. Elusive? on Hunting the Mythical "Bandwidth Hog" · · Score: 1

    Ted Nugent has 10 of these hanging on his walls.

  15. Re:Of course on Man "Beats" World of Warcraft · · Score: 5, Funny

    No one mocks the hockey stars who spent every waking hour at the rink.

    Oh yes we do.

  16. Re:Live Report on LHC Knocked Out By Another Power Failure · · Score: 5, Funny

    All the action around the LHC is getting pretty spooky...even from up close...

  17. Re:Let me know when... on Intel Says Brain Implants Could Control Computers By 2020 · · Score: 1

    Only if your installations of GF2.0 have the stable version of the Adult_Behaviour module compiled in.

  18. Re:Let me know when... on Intel Says Brain Implants Could Control Computers By 2020 · · Score: 1

    Yeah you know me...

  19. It depends... on IBM Takes a (Feline) Step Toward Thinking Machines · · Score: 1

    on what software you are trying to license.

  20. Typo on Microsoft Disconnects Modded Xbox Users · · Score: 4, Funny

    You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

  21. Re:I'll take one on Scientists Unveil Lightweight Rootkit Protection · · Score: 1

    Maybe I just need faster, more powerful hardware

    If the current state of programming is any indication, then yes, you obviously need faster, more powerful hardware. :)

  22. I'll take one on Scientists Unveil Lightweight Rootkit Protection · · Score: 5, Funny

    I would gladly give up 6% of the performance of my machine if I could be safe from rootkits. Now queue the "those who would give up system performance for system security deserve neither" posts.

  23. Old Axiom on How Vulnerable Is Our Power Grid? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I have always believed that if something is networked, it can be subject to unauthorized access. I hope I am wrong.

  24. Re:Cosmic Time Travelling Karma? on LHC Shut Down Again — By Baguette-Dropping Bird · · Score: 1

    You have to be careful, though. The smart ones will learn to lick the mayonnaise right off the tomato.

  25. Re:Cosmic Time Travelling Karma? on LHC Shut Down Again — By Baguette-Dropping Bird · · Score: 1

    There is only one true mayonnaise, my friend, and that is Prattley's Premiere Mayonnaise. It makes a perfect tomato sandwich and big mouth bass can't resist it.