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The Rise of Nanofoods

separsons writes "Researchers are altering foods at the nanoscale level, changing their tiny molecular structures to enhance certain properties. (New Scientist has a more detailed look.) For example, one group of scientists found a way to hide water within individual droplets of oil, making low-fat mayonnaise taste like the real thing. The process can make spices spicier, potato chips healthier, and make diet food taste just like full-calorie snacks. Nanotech can even help combat global malnutrition. But the process is certainly controversial, and food manufacturers are being tight-lipped about exactly what nanofoods they're working on. So can nanotech create a healthier world, or is it just frightening Franken-food?"

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  1. That's great and all... by Pojut · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...but can it make beets taste like something other than shit?

    1. Re:That's great and all... by raddan · · Score: 3, Informative

      Which is ironic given that something like 30% of all sugar consumed globally is from beets. Doesn't taste like poo.

    2. Re:That's great and all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      ...but can it make beets taste like something other than shit?

      "You are what you eat" goes for plants as well as animals. Good beets feed on good soil, and don't taste like those lifeless things you see in the supermarket.

    3. Re:That's great and all... by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 4, Funny

      Man... I read "beer" instead of "beets"... I was so ready to go into a full-scale nuclear flame-war there!

      To come back on topic, you make beets taste actually good, but for that you need a damn good chef. Could be used as a test of his competence.

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    4. Re:That's great and all... by robot256 · · Score: 0

      I read "beer" instead of "beets" and was about to give him a pat on the back...

    5. Re:That's great and all... by da5idnetlimit.com · · Score: 2, Informative

      Mix.A.Golden.Apple.In.

        and if you really feel like haute cuisine hard boil an egg and sprinkle it on the mix.
      and go easy on the vinegar and use a good quality oil. and don't forget a little bit of oignon.

      Anything else ?

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    6. Re:That's great and all... by DMUTPeregrine · · Score: 1

      Ever had fresh beets, instead of the canned gooey crap they normally sell?

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    7. Re:That's great and all... by geekoid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I like beets.

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    8. Re:That's great and all... by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 2, Informative

      Good oil and good vinegar salvages almost everything. Dash of balsamico, perhaps, and this sounds like a plan. :)

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    9. Re:That's great and all... by DriedClexler · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I hate to be the kid in The Emporer's New Clothes, but beer *does* taste like shit. Or, more accurately, really sting-y, bitter piss that hurts going down, and could NEVER hold a candle, in terms of taste, to a milkshake.

      People. Drink. Beer. To. Get. High.

      The taste? A cover to make it socially acceptable. "Ah, yeah, man, this beer is made by this ultra-special microbrew, man, it's got that really subtle, *refined* taste, that's why it's okay to take a psychoactive substance that would otherwise get banned."

      I've tasted many, many kinds of beer, and have never enjoyed the process of drinking a single one.

      The effects on my mind are a different, and more pleasant story.

      But cut the bullshit, folks.

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    10. Re:That's great and all... by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 5, Insightful

      How about you accept that tastes are different? Sweet crap like sodas and milkshakes trigger my gag reflex. Bitterness is an acquired taste, that much is sure, and I have damn well acquired it. Just because you don't like beer, which I completely accept, doesn't mean that there isn't a whole universe of different, interesting tastes in various kinds of beer. From "subtle, refined" to "what the fuck just hit my taste buds? it hurts, but in a most pleasant way".

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    11. Re:That's great and all... by dubbreak · · Score: 3, Informative

      Seconded. BUT (big but), freshness is key.

      Beets straight off the in-law's farm, when cooked properly melt in your mouth and taste like they're buttered (when nothing has been added). Just season with a little salt and maybe drizzle a little balsamic vinegar (if that's to your taste). Even people who "hate" beets will rave about them.

      Old beets taste like boiled stumps and are equivalently difficult to eat.

      Same thing goes for a lot of veggies though. Fresh is best. I just had some fresh asparagus (just picked), and it was the best I had ever tasted. Delicate flavor, extremely tender. I can't wait for corn season. The early season corn cooks up to perfection in less than 2 minutes, is sweet, flavorful and not the least bit starchy (unlike corn from the grocery store which even if it has been hydro-cooled has often become extremely starchy). If corn is grown locally you should try purchasing it straight off the farm if possible (here most have stands that sell corn picked that day). My experience with local stores (even the ones that pretend to be more of a "farmer's market") is that they take too much time to get the produce on the shelves. They may have received it fresh picked earlier that day, but it won't be on the shelves for a day or two.

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    12. Re:That's great and all... by pizzach · · Score: 1

      I'm going to sound like as ass, but I sometimes wonder if a lot of people never get a tastes nowadays because they eat a very small variety of foods is the US. Sugar drinks, fast food, pizza. Beer is an aquired taste, but you will see a lot more people actually drink it than say, coffee without sugar.

      Over the years I have quired a taste for onions, mayonnaise (not a lot of it though), miso soup, pickled food, and various hard to eat Japanese foods. After all that pain to enjoy these things, I have a horrible habit of looking down on people who will turn down something new by just how it looks or initial tastes.

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    13. Re:That's great and all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      ...but can it make beets taste like something other than shit?

      And how do you know what shit tastes like?

    14. Re:That's great and all... by DJLuc1d · · Score: 1

      I smell a troll.....

    15. Re:That's great and all... by DriedClexler · · Score: 1, Insightful

      How about you accept that tastes are different? Sweet crap like sodas and milkshakes trigger my gag reflex. Bitterness is an acquired taste, that much is sure, and I have damn well acquired it. Just because you don't like beer, which I completely accept, doesn't mean that there isn't a whole universe of different, interesting tastes in various kinds of beer.

      Well, I did consider this possibility, and the way I ruled out the possibility was this: I went to the wine connosieurs who were totally perplexed by my position, and started them asking more *specific* questions about their liking of alcoholic drinks, and it turned out, they have the *same answers* as I do. Even the wine connosieur, who spends lots of his money on buying *just the right* wine agreed that milkshakes taste better.

      According to your hypothesis, people like that simply shouldn't exist. Your belief would claim that either they really prefer the taste of the wine, or they admit it doesn't taste good. But here we have someone who *doesn't* prefer the taste of wine, yet says it's good.

      Want to try a more complex hypothesis and see if it works?

      Hey, I've got some non-alcoholic beer that's indistinguishable in blind taste tests from your favorite regular beer and costs half as much. Wanna buy some? Didn't think so.

      (And I think it's ultra-cheap milkshakes that get your gag reflex, not normal ones. FWIW, sodas do sting going down for me too, but I've come to tolerate it for the other tastes ... I make no pretense that I have a "taste" for stingyness though.)

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    16. Re:That's great and all... by DriedClexler · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Except that I didn't turn down the huge variety of beers I tried and never came to like.

      Here's a theory: if you eat/drink something enough times, you will eventually *have to* start liking it, simply by force of habit/nostalgia. In this trivial sense, maybe people do like beer, but they don't like it in the sense that they like other foods/drinks that you don't have to trick yourself into liking.

      I'd rather not waste effort tricking myself into liking unhealthy stuff that I have to pay a premium for, TYVM.

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    17. Re:That's great and all... by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Unhealthy? As compared to your healthy milk shakes?

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    18. Re:That's great and all... by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      Ok, so every alcoholic beverage is only consumed because of the alcohol? All the lovers of beer, wine, malt, rum are only in it for their addiction and would prefer milkshakes for the taste? Is it that what you are saying?

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    19. Re:That's great and all... by DriedClexler · · Score: 0

      Who said "addiction"? (Though I'm sure that's true for some.) Getting high is fun. People want to have fun. Government bans stuff that can get you high unless it has a powerful lobby. People are able to cook up rationalizations for alcohol, but not crack.

      What's so controversial?

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    20. Re:That's great and all... by DriedClexler · · Score: 0

      Not very good at following analogies, are we? I like milkshakes, but I always did. I did not deliberately seek them out, *while not liking them* and then waste all that time, money, and effort to get myself to like them. People *do*, however, do that for alcohol. It's the cool thing to do.

      I'm just saying, if I'm gonna rook myself into liking something that I don't automatically like, why not make it spinach or something, instead of alcohol?

      Oh, I know! Because alcohol *makes you high*!

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    21. Re:That's great and all... by Dephex+Twin · · Score: 1

      You must be a real treat at parties.

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    22. Re:That's great and all... by drsquare · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's called an 'acquired taste'. It's what happens when we get older and grow out of baby food: your tastes change to appreciate stronger and more sophisticated flavours. Some people never grow up and spend their adult lives eating children's foods such as milkshake.

    23. Re:That's great and all... by Wildcat+J · · Score: 1

      Look at it this way: I don't care for the taste of horseradish--it tastes like varnish to me--but I can't discount the fact that a lot of people really enjoy it.

      It's not fair to presume the reasons why some of us enjoy beer. If it were really as simple as:

      People. Drink. Beer. To. Get. High.

      then everyone would drink inexpensive beer with high alcohol content (Steel Reserve, I'm looking in your direction). And some people do. But as far as I'm concerned, I'd actually prefer to be less affected by the alcohol.

      I'm not going to get on any high horse about "refined palates," but for just about any food or drink, you can find someone who cares about it more than you do, and they've usually spent a lot of time discriminating between qualities that others might not perceive. It's no skin off my nose.

    24. Re:That's great and all... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      Hell, why mess with mother nature when it comes to food?

      Shit, I'd give anything if I could just buy a tomato at the grocery store that tasted like they used to back in my day...they were pretty much as good as home grown in the backyard.

      Nowdays, you either HAVE to grow your own, or get canned to get any decent tomato taste.

      And man, does a home grown heirloom tomato taste good! Brings back memories of childhood goodness.

      Shit, they've already killed enough flavor in food by just plain genetic manipulations to increase shipping/shelf life...why fsck with it more on a nano scale?

      Don't get me started on beef...I remember what a REAL US Prime steak used to taste like with all the marbled 'flavor' taste...

      *sigh*

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    25. Re:That's great and all... by xmousex · · Score: 1

      I think your theory shit

      Growing up the thing to do was drink lots of bud and get drunk. Bud is gross. Nobody cared. There is no amount of nostalgia or habit that will ever make that shit taste good.

      Once I tried guinness I do not touch other beers, except similar such as beamish and murphys. I prefer it at meals to anything else unless its early then I might take an ice tea or coffee. But those beers I crave. Not for the effects, but for the taste. Especially with steak. And now im hungry. I didnt have to trick myself or be conditioned. I just tried it once and found it tastes very good and like it with my meal. Very few people I know drink this or like it. They would prefer a lighter beer. The effects are all the same here, the tastes are different.

      wine on the other hand i cannot touch it no matter how hard i try. it just comes across really gross. Most of my friends really love wine and prefer it over beer. Maybe you need to go wine tasting. Or go get into some tequila. I know quite a few women who dont like beer will do that instead. Maybe your a woman?

    26. Re:That's great and all... by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      If you can't see the difference between crack, which has one purpose and one purpose only, and the universe of tastes and smells from various alcoholic beverages, which, in addition, make you moderately high, this discussion is without sense, purpose and reason. I think I have been feeding a troll here.

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    27. Re:That's great and all... by raddan · · Score: 1

      Eh, as a homebrewer, I can't say I agree. I will concede that, in high school, I started drinking beer to "get high". And the stuff I drank-- Bud, Coors, "the beast"-- well, that's all it's good for. I "officially" didn't like beer.

      Then I went to Germany.

      After a long bike ride with a friend, she convinced me to spend the rest of the afternoon at a biergarten. "At least you can enjoy the flowers!" she said. She ordered for me, and what she got me was a hefeweizen, with a slice of orange.

      Wow! It was cool and refreshing, with a wheat-y, citrus-y, yeasty flavor. I tried some others. Some I didn't like, some I did.

      When I came back to the U.S., I tried making some myself. I found it to be remarkably fun and easy to make your standard American IPA-- another refreshing, but floral and bitter beer. Others were more challenging. But universally, I like the taste. In my opinion, there's nothing better than a pizza and an IPA.

      So, you can either continue to live in your little cave where the only opinion that matters is yours, or you can come visit the rest of us out here in the real world. It's fun, we're all friends, and I promise, the beer tastes good.

    28. Re:That's great and all... by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      Hell, why mess with mother nature when it comes to food?

      I didn't RTFA (yet), but because we might be able to make things better (more healthful, lower calorie) and still taste good (that is, to the lazy among us who don't actually want to cook or grow most of our own food)?

      IMHO, they finally made diet sodas that taste "good" within the past decade or two. (Yes, I also think it is me making myself drink them.. but that's more with the 'plain' varieties than flavored ones.) If they could make something _close_ to as good as Doritos but with very very few calories, that'd be great.

    29. Re:That's great and all... by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Huh, I don't know what kind of beers you've tried (you claim to have tried a lot, but I am suspect) but I really disagree on the theory that beer actually tastes like crap and we just drink it to get a *high.* Now, I will make this clear, this is personal preference/opinion, so I don't have any scientific evidence to back anything up but here's been my experience.

      The first time I tasted a beer I drank a Budweiser at a friends house. Honestly, I didn't see the appeal to the drink (and most people can understand why I am sure). I mean, the flavors were smooth enough that I wouldn't describe it as stingy or anything like that, but it just tasted like liquefied bread and my response was something in terms of, "WTF is all the fuss about?"

      However, a couple years later, one of my friends came back from Belgium and brought home some darker beers. I hadn't been drinking a lot at this point (actually, I only drank once since the Budweiser), so there was no acquired taste thing going on here. When I drank that beer, for the first time, I almost cried it tasted so good. There was a tart sweetness to it that was very difficult to find in any other food. The smoky flavor that is heavy in a lot of American dark beers was very mellow. The bitter nip to it (and it wasn't much more than a nip) stimulated a slight tingle on the tongue. Most noticeable of all, was how smooth it was going down the throat. I want to emphasize that last point. A good beer does not sting going down, it warms the throat just like a good whiskey does. It leaves you sitting there, feeling more complete for having drank it.

      The thing that I appreciate about a good beer (yes I am an elitist) the most is the incredible variety of flavor experiences that can be found in a single drink. Very few consumables have the ability to stimulate so many different receptors as beer. This, in my opinion, is what makes it taste incredible. It doesn't just taste sweet, or salty, or whatever, it tastes complex, and I like that. More importantly, I think that's what makes a taste truly unique and worth appreciating. I'm not a wino, but for what it's worth, my wine drinking friends say the same thing about wine.

      Now, you compare the taste of beer to the taste of a milkshake and say that a milkshake is what can be called, universally, good. I would agree that a milkshake is pleasing for the sweet receptors. However, it leaves all your other receptors lacking. To make a music analogy, I consider milkshakes to be the equivalent of fun, energetic modern pop music like Katy Perry. It's fun to listen to. It fills you with a good hype for a short time. It's very nice, but somewhat lacking in terms of depth and power. Now a good beer, on the other hand, is like a magnificent symphony or orchestra piece. It fills your very spirit with so many sounds tied together in such wonderful ways that it makes you think. You can listen to a good symphony, and your mind's eye will develop an entire cinematic to go along with the music, rife with character, feeling, plot, color and on and on. Now, is the powerful symphony better, or the fun pop music? Well that's a judgment more than anything, but I don't think either sounds better. I think they both sound great in their own ways.

      Similarly, is the super sweet, awesome classic milkshake or the complex fulfilling beer better tasting? Well, neither. They both taste magnificent in their own ways. So you can reiterate your point all you want that beer tastes like shit, but I really think you have missed out on some world class beers or something. Beer provides one of the most complex, amazing symphonies of flavor that I've ever had the delight of partaking in.

    30. Re:That's great and all... by Cryolithic · · Score: 1

      You are completely, 100%, wrong. Ignorance is bliss after all. If I drank beer to get high, then having a pint would be pointless. I'm 6'5" 280lbs. One beer does absolutely nothing in terms of intoxication, but damn do I love the taste of beer. It *IS* an acquired taste though, and yes, to start, I didn't like the taste, now, I prefer it to any soft drink. "a psychoactive substance that would otherwise get banned." Do you drink coffee? Eat chocolate? http://www.cracked.com/article_16178_7-common-foods-that-can-actually-get-you-high.html Either ignorant poster is ignorant, or obvious troll is obvious.

    31. Re:That's great and all... by DriedClexler · · Score: 0

      See my response to the "acquired (aka imagined) taste" bullshit argument here. (Btw, what if I told you excrement was an "acquired taste" that you're just too philistine to accept?)

      If it were really as simple as: People. Drink. Beer. To. Get. High. then everyone would drink inexpensive beer with high alcohol content

      You forgot about the need to make it appear socially acceptable (i.e. not low class), which keeps my position from implying this.

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    32. Re:That's great and all... by Pojut · · Score: 1

      ::ding ding ding:: we have a winnah!

    33. Re:That's great and all... by PopeRatzo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Don't get me started on beef...I remember what a REAL US Prime steak used to taste like with all the marbled 'flavor' taste...

      While I agree that the objects in the grocery chain stores don't taste anything like the stuff that comes out of our garden, I'd have to say that you can still get really great beef. However, it costs a lot more.

      Now the chicken today tastes horrible compared to real chicken. Even the smell of the antibiotic and hormone-infused chickens cooking is repulsive to me. When I'm at our summer home in the Ozarks, I can buy fresh chickens that grew up uncaged and eating stuff that chickens like to eat and the taste is wonderful by comparison. The guy who raises those chickens likes to say that his chickens that peck their own food from corn and other meal are the best in the country. I suggested that he change his slogan to "nothing tastes as good as a pecker" but he was not amused. Well, he was sort of amused, but he's one of those guys who doesn't really show anything on his face. When he finds something absolutely side-splitting hilarious, he'll maybe twitch one corner of his mouth a millimeter or so. Raises great chickens, though, and plays mean mandolin.

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    34. Re:That's great and all... by Cryolithic · · Score: 1

      Hey, I've got some non-alcoholic beer that's indistinguishable in blind taste tests from your favorite regular beer and costs half as much. Wanna buy some? Didn't think so.

      If it tastes the same, and doesn't cost alcohol tax price, then sure.

      I. LIKE. THE. TASTE. OF. BEER.

      I make my own beer so that I can experiment with flavours and styles.

    35. Re:That's great and all... by DriedClexler · · Score: 1

      "High" is sort of an umbrella term. Yeah, big guy, I "get" that you can safely drive after one pint and won't be doing crappy solo routines. Point taken. I'm referring to the mental effects in general. I'm sure a pint helps you to "relax". I'm sure the single-pint-nights you do also serve a great cover for those times when you do just want to get high.

      I do drink coffee -- for the psychoactive effects. Or versions with enough sugar to hide the taste, and which are effectively milkshakes.

      I do eat chocolate -- and liked it since before it had a chance to affect my mind.

      Next, hot-shot?

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    36. Re:That's great and all... by DriedClexler · · Score: 1

      The first time I tasted a beer I drank a Budweiser at a friends house. Honestly, I didn't see the appeal to the drink (and most people can understand why I am sure). I mean, the flavors were smooth enough that I wouldn't describe it as stingy or anything like that, but it just tasted like liquefied bread and my response was something in terms of, "WTF is all the fuss about?"

      Hm, interesting. I've considered the possibility that I'm just a supertaster, a kind of person who is sensitive to chemicals in certain foods and when most aren't. (Outside of drinks, it doesn't have much impact on my life.) I never remember any beer tasting like liquid bread -- it's always attached to a stingy, bitter, painful taste. If people get "liquid bread" as the baseline, I can understand why they might actually be able to detect good subtastes within it.

      Also, I did the "acid test" for being a supertaster, which is to drink tonic water, which has quinine. If you don't like it, you can taste the quinine and are probably a supertaster. Well, let me tell you, drinking that stuff is like a traumatic event. It's fine at first, then the aftertaste comes in and takes over, telling me, "don't do this shit ... ever."

      (Still, it's kind of strange that someone who would pay $100 for a bottle of wine still thinks milkshakes taste better, if it's "all about the taste" and all...)

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    37. Re:That's great and all... by Seraphim_72 · · Score: 1

      What an unusual metric you have there. I can think of very very few things that taste better than a milkshake. Does that make all of them taste like shit? Not hardly. Just because you don't "get it" doesn't mean that others don't as well. You cut the bullshit first.

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    38. Re:That's great and all... by DriedClexler · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Uh-huh. And the non-alcoholic beers just "happen" to not taste *exactly* right to you, *forcing* you to take the *inconvenient* step of drinking a beer that gets you high, or maybe helps you relax a li'l...

      Bullshit.

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    39. Re:That's great and all... by xmousex · · Score: 1

      it must be getting past your bed time, there is nothing in your post here that even relates... are you feeling okay?

    40. Re:That's great and all... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "I didn't RTFA (yet), but because we might be able to make things better (more healthful, lower calorie) and still taste good..."

      Well, because I haven't noticed a good track record on that YET by the 'food industry'.

      All I've seen are (formally natural) foods with less taste and more processed refined crap.

      Healthy? Have you noticed the obesity levels in the US of late? You can pretty much pinpoint where it all started with the huge introduction of processed, refined and manipulated foods into the US household diet.

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    41. Re:That's great and all... by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      Even the wine connosieur, who spends lots of his money on buying *just the right* wine agreed that milkshakes taste better.

      Much of it is in context. Milkshakes are more accessible, certainly, but there are times when complexity and challenge are worth the effort. For example, I most efficiently code to techno, but I'd much rather relax at home to something with more depth. Similarly, a chocolate shake goes great with a cheeseburger, but I'd much rather complement a good filet and fried mushrooms with a nice red wine.

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    42. Re:That's great and all... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Hm, interesting. I've considered the possibility that I'm just a supertaster [wikipedia.org], a kind of person who is sensitive to chemicals in certain foods and when most aren't."

      How are you on hot foods, specifically things made with hot chiles?

      I've heard it put forth that people that are more highly sensitive, or supertasters are more highly sensitive to capsicum than others...?

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    43. Re:That's great and all... by xmousex · · Score: 1

      This sounds more like someone who wants to argue that marijuana should be just as legal as beer. I remember hearing people lose that one time and time again. "Beer is only there to make you high so pot should be legal" is the typical whining. But that particular argument will never work. Not in the last century, not in this century.

      Beer, wine, liquor, they all have different tastes and different people all prefer them for different reasons, but the effects are essentially the same. If any of his theories were true, people would all be drinking the same thing and there wouldnt be a million different kinds and flavors of beer. The arguments already been done and over with and settled. But some people, no matter how wrong they are, still feel obliged to repeat themselves again and again hoping they might someday sound correct.

      "i like milkshakes" hahahahahahah

    44. Re:That's great and all... by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      As a German beer lover, if you had a Hefeweizen with a slice of orange and considered it good, I have to track you down and shoot you... ;) What beergarden was that? I gotta teach em some style! You barely saved your ass by mentioning homebrewing and IPAs. Speaking of IPAs, I just got a sample of some Scottish IPA. Brutally good. Extremely strong in bitter hops, but with a fruity, almost citrus-like head (ok, the slice of orange is forgiven by now...). If you ever get your hands at it, give it a try!

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    45. Re:That's great and all... by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      Hehe, well. I am coming from a different side. Nothing against marijuana - I like to light one up every couple of months, if the occasion is right. However, in contrast to decent beer, wine or spirits, I would never claim that I consume grass for anything other than the neurochemical effect. Coincidentally, I like the occasional milkshake only when stoned... :P

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    46. Re:That's great and all... by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      OK, I mostly meant lower calorie, which I consider healthier, though I admit there are a lot of people who are anti-artificial sweetener too. That is, getting "diet" versions of regular products that are halfways decent.. Though that is "processed" food which you seem to be against regardless.

    47. Re:That's great and all... by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 1

      it's always attached to a stingy, bitter, painful taste

      I have no idea whether or not you are a supertaster, but I can tell you that if this is true, you've either only tried crap beers (possible), or your taste buds are plenty fracked (read unique and recognizably different from mine). A well brewed beer should not sting going down, just like a well-aged whiskey, a fine wine, and quality vodka (no really, good liquor doesn't have to burn).

    48. Re:That's great and all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >and could NEVER hold a candle, in terms of taste, to a milkshake

      It's true, adding alcohol to a beverage poisons it, and renders the beverage essentially non-nutritious.

      However, "bitter" is to taste as darkness is to vision. It means you need to look more closely at the detail. Do you think people invent a fictitious "taste" for microbrews, or more likely, that Budweiser is made from rice and it's really disgustingly obvious?

      "Hey, anyone want to try this beer made from hops and cherries?"

      "Cherries? There's no way you can taste cherries in a beverage made from fermented cherries! I'll stick to my RICE BEER thanks!"

    49. Re:That's great and all... by korean.ian · · Score: 1

      Non-alcoholic beer goes through processes at the end to remove alcohol which generally leaves the beer with a higher water content. This chemical process dramatically alters the taste from a real beer.
      There are many different types of beer, such as fruit beers, wheat beers, IPAs etc. which have a variety of flavours and tastes, as well as a various levels of alcohol content. You don't happen to like the beers that you've tried, and that's fair enough. Not everyone has the same taste as you, and this is a good thing, because if everyone was the same the world would be a very boring place indeed.
      Personally I love real ales, stouts and dessert beers, while lagers are good for whetting one's thirst on a hot hot day. It wasn't an acquired taste any more than any other food or drink is.

    50. Re:That's great and all... by Cryolithic · · Score: 1

      Oh, for sure, don't get me wrong, I do enjoy getting drunk at times as well, but that's not limited to beer either.

      My point is, I like beer for the taste. The alcohol is added benefit.

      For the record, pretty sure chocolate affected your mind the first time you ate it, so how could you have liked it before that?

      Is it really that hard for you to understand that just because you don't like something, doesn't mean that everyone else who likes that thing, likes it solely for it's psychoactive properties

    51. Re:That's great and all... by 7Prime · · Score: 1

      If that's the case, then why do so many beer lovers drink in small amounts and not get drunk? I think you'll find that it's the one's who don't like beer or don't care that are likely to get drunk so frequently. That's my experience anyway.

      I drink maybe one good beer every couple nights. I can't even feel the alchoholic effects of one beer. Why? Because I love the taste. Other people argue about the taste of coffee, or the enjoyment of spicy food, or the taste of seafood. One person's "pile of piss" is another person's luxury, you'll find it in just about any type of food, or music, or even personality traits.

      So, if it holds true for opinions of all flavors, why you gotta think that beer is any different?

      Oh yeah, because you happen to be one who hates beer. Grow up and accept that not everyone has the same taste buds as you, man.

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    52. Re:That's great and all... by Kattspya · · Score: 1

      What about me who appreciates both a milkshake an my own special concoction of campari, angostura bitter and tonic water but still dislikes beer. Hell, I can drinl angostura neat.

      ATM though I've only been drinking semi cheap polish vodka which is suprisingly tasty. Called Zubrowka if anyone is interested. I might be reaching my limits though as I'm responding to this.

    53. Re:That's great and all... by Rick17JJ · · Score: 1

      I have noticed that my tastes can change significantly after several months of eating differently. About 30 years ago, I used to put 2% milk on my oatmeal for breakfast and did not like skim milk. Then, after putting skim milk on my cereal for several months, I started to prefer skim milk and no longer like whole milk or 2% milk.

      I have also found that the same thing happens when eating sweet foods. I used to like soft drinks, then, I switching to unsweetened tea and coffee instead many years ago. After a few months, whenever I would try to drink a soft drink, it always tasted unbearably disgustingly sweet. The soft drinks tasted so terrible, that I could no longer stand to drink one.

      In recent years, I have been eating even less fatty or overly sweet foods, and have found my tastes change again. A red bell pepper now tastes wonderfully sweet and makes a wonderful snack. A better than average good apple or a banana now also tastes wonderfully sweet. They now taste so deliciously sweet that I want to saver each delicious bite of an apple, banana or red bell pepper. Who needs a cookies or other junk food, when the less sweet ordinary foods start to taste so sweet.

      As for the typical overly salty soup, I have occasionally made soup of my own at home, with little or no added salt, and it tastes better to me than the salty tasting store bought canned soup.

      Instead of having to trick people's taste buds, each person could just cut back on the bad fats, excessive salt and excessive amounts of fast absorbing types of sugars and carbohydrates. Over time people's sense of taste would gradually adjust to liking or even preferring food that way. There is no fancy new food industry technological tricks needed for that.

    54. Re:That's great and all... by izomiac · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Psychologically, sure. Physiologically, children can taste a lot better than an adult. Four times better, in fact, since you lose taste buds as you get older, plus I'm sure taste-bud density drops as your mouth gets bigger. (People also vary by ~50% IIRC.) We don't appreciate stronger flavors as we get older, we tolerate them since we can't taste them as well as we used to. Personally, I couldn't stand spicy food as a child, but today I rarely notice it, so I pay more attention to the other flavors in the food (e.g. most hot sauces taste like vinegar now).

      Children are also known for being picky about vegetables. That makes sense, since many (probably most) plants are poisonous, and a child has no business trying to discern which are and which aren't. So, evolutionarily, it's better to just avoid them entirely. If your parents force feed you vegetables, you'll probably learn to like them, psychologically. Or you'll be defiant and never like them, although that could just as easily be individual preference manifesting itself in childhood.

    55. Re:That's great and all... by shentino · · Score: 1

      The reasons I think that pot should be legalized:

      1. It has medical benefits when used properly
      2. It was only outlawed at the request of Big Cotton.

    56. Re:That's great and all... by fast+turtle · · Score: 1

      then you've never had a proper bear. I don't care for what the States calls beer (Bud/Coors/Miller) as that aint beer. Get yourself a good microbrew kit and make your own then you have no one but yourself to blame if it's bad.

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    57. Re:That's great and all... by Rayonic · · Score: 1

      Or, you force yourself to develop a taste for "adult" food so you can feel more grown-up.

      I mean, who enjoys the taste of coffee initially? But you power through because that's what grown-ups drink and gosh darn it, you're grown up too! Eventually you acquire a taste for it, a more mature person might not even bother.

    58. Re:That's great and all... by Spugglefink · · Score: 1

      I'm just saying, if I'm gonna rook myself into liking something that I don't automatically like, why not make it spinach or something, instead of alcohol?

      I actually did rook myself into liking spinach, now that you mention it. Tasted horrible at first, but I got to where I could eat it and add a green leafy vegetable to my diet. I never could force myself to choke it down in any form other than straight up raw though, and along came E. coli O157:H7. Damn. Now eating something green and leafy in the only state I could sort of enjoy could kill me a lot faster than pizza and beer. I got out of the habit. It's apparently safe to eat spinach again, and has been for almost four years, but knowing my luck if I start eating it again, there will just be another outbreak.

      Cheers! (Having a beer with my pizza. My poor arteries.)

    59. Re:That's great and all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can I be an adult too? After all, only sophisticated and complex individuals such as yourself can enjoy such things?

      Please. This pretentious attitude towards things is exactly why people listen to critics rather than what we personally enjoy. "But I do enjoy watching my black and white, no sound, European movie of a clown dancing while rose petals fall from weeping stars!"

      Really? Or have you just been forced to "enjoy" it so long that the cognitive dissonance has just caused you to suppress your individualism for acceptance into the elite few?

      I find bitter to be a bit meh in a drink. And sweetness to be disgusting in excessive quantities. I prefer sourness.

    60. Re:That's great and all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I mean, who enjoys the taste of coffee initially?

      I did, was drinking it at age 8'ish. Parents logic was if I tried it early and didn't like the bitterness I wouldn't want it as a teen... backfired of course (shouldn't have added the cream and sugar for me).

    61. Re:That's great and all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See my response to the "acquired (aka imagined) taste" bullshit argument here. (Btw, what if I told you excrement was an "acquired taste" that you're just too philistine to accept?)

      Wow, starting from you sound like a some dumb teen where to start? Acquired taste isn't bullshit, its just not something you seem to understand much about (signs of youth). An acquired taste is when you can associate a taste/flavor with certain memories (like how a song will remind you of something from the past), or your body has encountered the flavor of something enough that it begins to become more tolerable or even close to a minor addiction. As for your pathetic attempt to declare that maybe excrement was an 'acquired taste', shit is a waste product produced by the body that if eaten could cause unhealthy to possible biologically toxic effects that would cause your body to reject it, regardless of the flavor.

      As for your original post claiming that drinking beer has always been a horrible experience, you sound like you might be a part of the 2-3% of the population whom have issues of different degrees of pain when drinking liquids with carbonation. Try drinking a stout like Guinness as it's too thick for carbonation (it uses nitrogen for the bubbles). Other possible answers are an allergic reaction to alcohol, yeast, hops, barley, ect...

      In your history of other comments on this subject you mention that you think your a supertaster and you drank tonic water as your test. Back to possible reaction to the carbonation sounds to be your more likely problem (which is one of the warning signs of the supertaster and not the beer itself, so again I would suggest the stout, you even mentioned in a post that 'sodas do sting going down for me too' which screams you have issues with the carbonation and NOT the beer. And if you are a supertaster, I would guess that you don't eat much food you don't make since according to that list, soy is a problem for you and soy is in most pre-made foods since it's cheap and easy (also way soy allergies are such a problem), not to mention coffee, red bull must be death in a can for you with EVERY other energy drink on the market, spicy food... Granted you have mentioned in another post you drink coffee, so your not a supertaster. In fact, my money is on your a type of hypochondriac.

      You mention that people don't drink super cheap beers with high alcohol to appear socially acceptable... try drinking with homeless street punks and see how far that bullshit line goes. You'll find out your wrong REAL fast.

      In more of your posts, you mentioned that you asked wine tasters why they drink wine and they couldn't tell you. Those people must be really pathetic wine tasters if they don't understand tastes in wine. The whole concept of wine AND cheese is for a reason, the each bring up flavors amazingly well. Buy a decent bottle of wine ($15-$20 is fine) with some different GOOD cheeses (no cheap mozza, cheddar or marble) and try it, preferably ones made for wine (ask someone in a gourmet cheese shop for suggestions. Hell, if you bought the wine first show them it and ask what goes good with it), THAT's why they drink wine.

    62. Re:That's great and all... by wardred · · Score: 1

      And a transition from a blue collar, at least semi-active lifestyle to cube farms, T.V., and video games. The cube farms really don't help with choice of food.

    63. Re:That's great and all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you're on the right track about beer, driedclexler. However, there are a lot of other reasons why people make these rationalizations about beer other than just its psychoactive effects. Beer has a very unusual place amongst food and drink in many modern Western cultures. A few examples:

      - It is closely associated with masculine self/social-identity.
      - It is tied to expectations of "normality" in many social settings.
      - It reduces encultured inhibitions.
      - It has acquired a certain prestige and elitism based on choosing particular brands based minor differences.
      - It has legal age-limits on it which connote "maturity" to the drinker.

      For these reasons people are often drawn to drink beer. They prove they are normal - by drinking when everyone else does; peer pressure. They prove they are manly, because men drink beer and eat steak. They remove barriers to freer social interactions, especially with the opposite sex. They prove their good cultured taste by picking certain brews. They prove their maturity, or their rebelliousness by drinking beer underage, or as a coming-of-age ritual.

      It is very difficult for me to believe that the majority of people find beer anything other than loathsome when they are first exposed to it. But, due to the forces listed above, and in conjunction with the fact that most things can become a habituated when forcefully exposed to for long enough(animals in cages for a long time are at a loss when faced with freedom), we see the rationalizations and "acquired" taste that characterizes modern Western beer drinking.

      Most people are simply unaware of such motivations in everyday life.

    64. Re:That's great and all... by .tekrox · · Score: 1

      While I have to agree with you in some aspects, I quite enjoy Beer for its taste, I also dislike super-sweet things like Milkshakes, Chocolate, Golden Syrup, etc. - IE. Tastes are Acquired

      However you seem to feel yourself impervious to this, You have been 'conditioned' to like sweet things, just as I have beer and vice-versa.

    65. Re:That's great and all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your analogy of Katy Perry would have been better had you used the flavour of Bubble Gum, for "Milkshake" and "Pop Music" could have been "Bubble Gum Pop Music" which might make more sense to more people.

      Or you should have used the universally understood car..and avoided any confusion what-so-ever

    66. Re:That's great and all... by MoeDumb · · Score: 0

      Grain (not corn!)-fed, grass grazing cows, no antibiotics, no hormones and VOILE! you've got your REAL US Prime steak back. Just try to find cows raised like that though. It is available from organic farms but most of us are not lucky enough to live near one. Some farms will ship the meat frozen but the whole process is frightfully expensive. But like you, I remember that fabulous taste.

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    67. Re:That's great and all... by MoeDumb · · Score: 0

      Taste is in the buds of the beholder. But there's a far greater concern than flavor when nanofoods are ingested. They may taste better going down but WHAT the hell are they doing to us on the cellular level?? Don't presume the answer because NO ONE knows.

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    68. Re:That's great and all... by nacturation · · Score: 1

      "Tastes as good as a pecker... really fowl"?

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    69. Re:That's great and all... by ultranova · · Score: 1

      All the lovers of beer, wine, malt, rum are only in it for their addiction and would prefer milkshakes for the taste?

      Well, I do. Can't speak for anyone else, of course, but to me wine tastes like rotten fruit juice and beer is only tolerable because it gets your drunk. Ethanol tastes utterly horrible, in a way even outright spoiled food doesn't, and I can't imagine anyone drinking anything with it for any other reason than getting drunk.

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    70. Re:That's great and all... by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      Sure, fine with that. You don't like it, you can't imagine it. The GP however, made the generalization that this was true for everyone - and that is utter crap.

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    71. Re:That's great and all... by ultranova · · Score: 1

      A well brewed beer should not sting going down, just like a well-aged whiskey, a fine wine, and quality vodka (no really, good liquor doesn't have to burn).

      Liquor always burns, due to the presence of ethanol. It has nothing to do with taste buds; just try rubbing alcohol to a wound and you get the same sensation.

      Just how the heck do you mask that?

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    72. Re:That's great and all... by ultranova · · Score: 1

      You are completely, 100%, wrong. Ignorance is bliss after all. If I drank beer to get high, then having a pint would be pointless. I'm 6'5" 280lbs. One beer does absolutely nothing in terms of intoxication, but damn do I love the taste of beer.

      I weight 10 kilograms less than you, and I get high from a pint. It won't last long, but I sure as hell can tell the difference.

      BTW. You might wish to lose some weight. You are, to put it bluntly, morbidly obese (weight index 33.4). Maybe you should stop drinking for a while?

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    73. Re:That's great and all... by DriedClexler · · Score: 1

      Neither of your hypotheses works. I have about normal preference when it comes to solid food. Furthermore, I've tried beer from all ends of all spectra, including those selected by people with your same elitist attitude that only *bad* beers taste like piss ... and they still hurt to drink (like soda, but a lot worse).

      If I were to shut up about the Emporer's clothes, though, I bet I could lull myself into a state similar to your "rah rah, beer is tasty" stance ... decent cover for getting high on stuff that's still legal. (Before your next brilliant reply, "high" here includes any psychoactive effect, including relaxation and loss of inhibitions.)

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    74. Re:That's great and all... by hkmwbz · · Score: 1

      If it hurts to drink soda, then something is wrong with you. In other words, your nonsense about how things suck can safely be ignored by people with normal mouths. Stop trying to pretend that everyone else is as fucked up as you are ;)

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    75. Re:That's great and all... by jwilcox154 · · Score: 1

      What BS are you referring to? I don't drink to get any kind of high. Instead I drink alcohol because I actually like the taste of it. Yes, I do like the taste of beer, wine, and even a few mixed drinks. When it comes to nutrition, beer and wine is actually healthier than a milkshake in terms of carbohydrates and fat. There is, however, the issue of getting intoxicated; but that is why I limit myself to consuming one or two alcoholic beverages.

    76. Re:That's great and all... by DriedClexler · · Score: 1

      I only meant that the carbonation stings a bit. I still prefer it with carbonation.

      Try again.

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    77. Re:That's great and all... by jwilcox154 · · Score: 1

      There are positive effects to one's health when he or she does consume beer or wine in moderation. As for nostalgia for me there is none as I have liked the taste of both beer and wine since I first tried it.

    78. Re:That's great and all... by DriedClexler · · Score: 1

      What BS are you referring to? I don't drink to get any kind of high. Instead I drink alcohol because I actually like the taste of it.

      What BS are you referring to? I don't sniff powder to get any kind of high. Instead I sniff cocaine because I actually like the smell of it.

      There is, however, the issue of getting really fucked in the head, so I only do one line or so, just enough to help me hammer out a report.

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    79. Re:That's great and all... by jwilcox154 · · Score: 1

      What BS are you referring to? I don't drink to get any kind of high. Instead I drink alcohol because I actually like the taste of it.

      What BS are you referring to?

      None as I am simply informing you that there are those who do like the taste of alcoholic beverages and do not consume it for simply "getting high."

      I don't sniff powder to get any kind of high. Instead I sniff cocaine because I actually like the smell of it.

      There is, however, the issue of getting really fucked in the head, so I only do one line or so, just enough to help me hammer out a report.

      So alcohol equals cocaine? There is a huge difference between the two. People do not always consume alcohol just to get the intoxicating effects from it. Heck, alcohol is actually used in cooking as well as drinking. Cocaine, on the other hand, is used just to get a quick high.

      Again, like many other people I consume alcohol because I do like the taste. So far I have not even had a slight buzz let alone the full intoxicating effects of alcohol.

    80. Re:That's great and all... by Kitkoan · · Score: 1

      In short, you are part of the 2% of the population that experiences pain when drinking carbonation. Why not try putting your 'supertasting' idea to a real test (and not the bad one listed on Wikipedia of drinking tonic water. That one will test you positive for both supertasting AND carbonation issues). Drink a Guinness, and tell me if it hurts. Why Guinness? Because its a stout beer which is a thick beer (and the easiest to find). Its so thick in fact, that it can't be carbonated. The bubbles in a stout are nitrogen so if I'm right, you'll have no problems drinking a it. If I'm wrong then you more likely are a supertaster. But my money is on your just un-able to drink carbonation (which is why you have no food issues, but issues with beer and pop). You might not like the taste, but it will tell you why you have such problems with drinking beer and it always hurting.

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    81. Re:That's great and all... by Cryolithic · · Score: 1

      Actually I'm not obese at all. Before I started working out, I weighed 240, and had very little body fat. As cartmanish as it sounds, I have a huge frame. When I was 18, I had mono and dropped to 190 and looked gaunt.

    82. Re:That's great and all... by Diantre · · Score: 1

      When I have one or two good beers in the afternoon, do you really think I do it to get drunk? I won't feel more effects than If I had drank two glasses of Coke (I have a fairly high tolerance to alcohol, even if I drink about 1 to 3 times a month). Guess what. I actually like the taste of beer. Shocking isn't it? Now when I buy a 12 pack of Pabst' Blue Ribbon, that's another story.

    83. Re:That's great and all... by DriedClexler · · Score: 1

      Actually, guiness is my favorite beer, which just means, "least painful to drink". It still has some sting and bitterness, just not as bad as the others. What does your theory of carbonation aversion say about that?

      Also, I don't see why you dismiss the tonic test. The horror doesn't come from the initial taste, when I would notice the carbonation; rather, it comes a moment later when I react to the aftertaste.

      And remember, the carbonation in sodas only has a minor sting to me, outweighed by the general flavor. I think others are the same way, they just confuse the claims "the drink is *on net* bad" and "the drink's carbonation stings a bit".

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    84. Re:That's great and all... by hkmwbz · · Score: 1

      And you still don't represent everyone else. Try again.

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    85. Re:That's great and all... by Romberg · · Score: 1

      Good beer may not sting going down, but all of them sting coming back up.

    86. Re:That's great and all... by MightyDrunken · · Score: 1

      Your forgot to mention beer is also tasty!

  2. Pretty bogus article/write-up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Confusion of nanotech and nanofoods, but with no real examples of "nanofoods" beyond the upgrades to processing/mixing and the chemistry experiments that have always existed in cooking.

    By some of these definitions, all foods beyond whole, uncooked foods are nanofoods and frankenfood.

    1. Re:Pretty bogus article/write-up by Peach+Rings · · Score: 1

      No, there's no such thing as "frankenfood," that's just typical kdawson or is iting.

      Chemistry is chemistry, there's no conspiracy to deprive people of their precious bodily fluids. People spend way more than they need to on pure organic ingredients when we have supplanted them with better, cheaper artificial substitutes. It's apparently an attractive fallacy that if it comes from nature it must be good. Hemlock grows in nature, and we make aspirin in laboratories.

    2. Re:Pretty bogus article/write-up by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      > No, there's no such thing as "frankenfood,"

      Hydrogenated Vegetable Oil

      Aspartame

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    3. Re:Pretty bogus article/write-up by colonelquesadilla · · Score: 1

      Why does everyone pick on aspartame, it's just a couple aminoacids that happen to be neurotransmitters reacted with methanol... what could possibly be unhealthy about that?

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    4. Re:Pretty bogus article/write-up by Peach+Rings · · Score: 1

      Yes hydrogenated oils are evil, I didn't say we couldn't make poisons in laboratories. But the kneejerk reaction of calling things frankenfood is tiring.

    5. Re:Pretty bogus article/write-up by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 1

      Monsanto makes aspartame. Monsanto is evil. Aspartame is a chemical compound. Chemicals are evil. Therefore aspartame is bad for you.

      Hey, I'm not saying it makes sense, I'm saying that's how it is.

  3. Why? by thethibs · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Make low-fat mayonnaise taste like the real thing?

    Why would anyone want low-fat mayonnaise? Fat is what mayonnaise is about. It's about as pure a food as you can get that doesn't come from a nipple.

    There's nothing you can do to make potato chips healthier; there's nothing healthy in potato chips to enhance.

    New toys are fun, but these guys should find a different justification. How about more nutritious cattle feed?

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    1. Re:Why? by R.Mo_Robert · · Score: 2, Informative

      New toys are fun, but these guys should find a different justification. How about more nutritious cattle feed?

      Like ... grass instead of corn? Done. :)

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    2. Re:Why? by maxume · · Score: 5, Interesting

      They can magic the salt into a different shape that means more of the consumed salt hits the tongue, resulting in less salt used to achieve the same sensation of saltiness.

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    3. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The examples trumpeted in TFA lead-in are all about flavour enhancing through what I guess is increased surface area of flavour nano-particles. The nutrition side? 'Failure to deliver tangible results'. Then at the end they talk about iron nanoparticles that are actually biological analogues. Nutrition comes from a balanced diet, not food processors.

      As for the cattle, you have to look at the economics of it. It's no use making expensive nano fortified feed, if industrial concerns are going with large amounts of cheap shit.

    4. Re:Why? by vidnet · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Why would anyone want low-fat mayonnaise? Fat is what mayonnaise is about.

      If it's the fat you're after, oil is much cheaper and more pure. Mayonnaise is just about being delicious.

      There's nothing you can do to make potato chips healthier; there's nothing healthy in potato chips to enhance.

      Making potato chips less unhealthy is equivalent to making them healthier. No one's saying "healthy", just "healthier".

    5. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's about as pure a food as you can get that doesn't come from a nipple.

      What the fuck does that even mean? Mayo is oils, eggs, vinegar, salt, sugar and seasoning (and generally a bunch of preservatives). What makes that more or less pure than any other non processed food? How is it more pure than any one of it's ingredients by itself? What makes you think "purity" is the reason someone would want fat free mayonnaise? Generally I think people want fat free mayo because regular mayo is, you know, full of fat.

      Also, in regards to your second asinine comment about potato chips, there are potatoes in potato chips, which are reasonably healthy, and you can also make something more healthy by removing or minimizing unhealthy things in it rather than 'enhancing' the healthy things in it, whatever the hell that means. Or alternatively you could add healthy things.

    6. Re:Why? by interkin3tic · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Why would anyone want low-fat mayonnaise? Fat is what mayonnaise is about

      It always manages to surprise me when people say "The point of X is Y bad thing." If something tastes like mayo but doesn't make you fat, that's a good thing to many people. I mean, I'm assuming you don't have weight issues, but surely you can grasp the concept that other people do.

      There's nothing you can do to make potato chips healthier; there's nothing healthy in potato chips to enhance.

      What kind of reasoning is that? Reduce the amount of sodium, fat, cholesterol required to make them taste good and bam, it's healthier.

    7. Re:Why? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "Why would anyone want low-fat mayonnaise? "
      because they want the great taste and not the fat? If you can make potato chips taste the same and half the fat wouldn't that be healthier?

      Imagine Cheese cake with almost not fat, but tastes identical.

      "How about more nutritious cattle feed?
      I'm sure that would happen as well.

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    8. Re:Why? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      How about you show some proof that matters instead if regurgitating crap.

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    9. Re:Why? by pitchpipe · · Score: 1

      There's nothing you can do to make potato chips healthier; there's nothing healthy in potato chips to enhance.

      I rather think the point is to make chips NOT unhealthy: they are something you eat for the pleasure and that's it.

      It'd sorta be like making a cigarette that had no effect on your health and didn't stink. I'd smoke if they had that.

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    10. Re:Why? by pizzach · · Score: 1

      Problem is, I don't think that Mayonnaise or potato chips in themselves are unhealthy. It is how much people over eat them. If science managed to take the fat out of everything, everyone would be dead.

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    11. Re:Why? by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      >> It's about as pure a food as you can get that doesn't come from a nipple.
      >
      > What the fuck does that even mean? Mayo is oils, eggs, vinegar, salt, sugar and seasoning (and generally a bunch of preservatives).

      Except for that preservative at the end of the list, the ingredient list for Kraft Mayo is pretty much the same you would use in your own food processor.

      This is a far cry from the usual sort of industrialized food.

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    12. Re:Why? by doom · · Score: 1

      No, fat is what butter is about. Mayonnaise is for poor deluded fools who want everything to seem creamy but aren't willing to just eat cream.

    13. Re:Why? by jedidiah · · Score: 1, Insightful

      There is no need to go screwing around with the basic chemistry of food.

      Simply man up and learn a little self control.

      Mayo doesn't need to be "made healthier", you just need to avoid pigging out on it.

      In the amounts you should be eating it in, it's harmfulness should not matter.

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    14. Re:Why? by DriedClexler · · Score: 1

      Could have been more diplomatic there, but you're absolutely correct.

      Still, though, isn't there debate whether fat *per se* (as opposed to total calories, or total calories from carbohydrates or processed foods) is the determinant of how fat you are?

      Just because we call fat people fat, and also call lipids fat, doesn't mean lipids cause obesity.

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    15. Re:Why? by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      Sure you can make potato chips healthier, using hydrogenated olestra the fat is solid at body temp meaning no bathroom issues and non-digestable.

    16. Re:Why? by DriedClexler · · Score: 4, Funny

      I doth agree with thine alternate strategie! And I doth hold in the same regard, these so-called "birth-control" devices! Why, marital intercourse needn't be made less-procreative! Rather, one simply must be less lustful!

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    17. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's called esig

    18. Re:Why? by vnaughtdeltat · · Score: 1

      The problem with artificially good-tasting things isn't some sort of Spartan discipline thing, like you claim. Some people might say "The point of X is Y bad thing, so you should have enough self-control to avoid X, rather than reduce the amount of damage that Y causes", but the real issue is that artificially low-Y X-products mess up your body's perception of the relationship between X and Y.

      See this article in Behavioral Neuroscience. The experimenters gave one group of rats glucose and another group saccharine. The rats who ate saccharine gained more weight. They suggest that eating foods which your body predicts have high calories, but that don't actually have high calories, messes up your regulation of energy and the storage of calories as fat. FTFAbstract:

      These experiments were designed to test the hypothesis that experiences that reduce the validity of sweet taste as a predictor of the caloric or nutritive consequences of eating may contribute to deficits in the regulation of energy by reducing the ability of sweet-tasting foods that contain calories to evoke physiological responses that underlie tight regulation.

      I also read somewhere (though I can't find the source) that eating things that taste high-calorie, but aren't, inhibits your natural association between sweetness and calorie content. So the next time you eat something with real sugar in it, your body is unable to recognize that this (unlike the Sweet 'N' Low you usually eat) will make you gain weight, and you eat more regular sugar than you would have if you always ate real sugar.

    19. Re:Why? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      I don't need low-fat foods; I'm nowhere near overweight. In fact, for much of my life I was underweaight. Every time my blood pressure has been tested it's been normal or low, so I have no need to watch my salt intake either.

      I credit my grandmother for giving me good genes. She cooked with lard most of her life, eggs for brealfast every morning, etc, and the doctor told her if she didn't get her cholesterol down she'd die.

      Well, the doctor died. So she got a new doctor. He said the same thing. Then he died.

      Five dead doctors later she finally died -- she fell down in the nursing home at age 99 and broke her hip. When she was 95 she told me "I don't know why people want to live to be a hundred, it ain't no fun bein' old."

      You have to die from something. It miught as well be good food and having fun, far better than falling down in the nursing home at age 99.

    20. Re:Why? by maxume · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure why you would be offended that the product tastes the same but has less salt in it. I suppose you might not care, but if tastes the same, you don't really need to complain that it tastes different (and certainly, the average American diet does not contain too little salt, so that is not a concern).

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    21. Re:Why? by cayenne8 · · Score: 2, Informative
      "Mayo is oils, eggs, vinegar, salt, sugar and seasoning (and generally a bunch of preservatives). "

      Not the way "I" make it...

      Just get the food processor out, whip up some egg yolks, a little lemon juice, salt, splash of hot sauce and drizzle in some pure olive oil (not extra virgin, too strong a flavor), let it get creamy. No preservatives. Often, I'll add in a bit of dill, and maybe some roasted garlic...YUM! It takes only minutes, and your potato salad will taste like never before!!

      I used to never eat mayo growing up, till I tried making it myself.

      And nothing wrong with good fats and protein...better than stuffing yourself with empty refined carbs, that's for sure!!

      All things in moderation you know.

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    22. Re:Why? by tsa · · Score: 1

      Your sample size is too small. Besides, you never hear stories like: "My grandfather ate fries and burgers with lots of mayonaise, cola and salt every day, and he died when he was 15."

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    23. Re:Why? by skam240 · · Score: 1

      But we're talking about low fat mayo and healthier chips. You're running off on an extreme tangent where all of the fat is removed from everything. There's nothing wrong (in principle at least) with reducing the fat content in our fattiest foods so people can indulge in them more.

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    24. Re:Why? by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      The experimenters gave one group of rats glucose and another group saccharine. The rats who ate saccharine gained more weight.

      That one case doesn't prove that all substitutes as a rule are going to be counter-effective, it just proves that one particular substitute is bad.

    25. Re:Why? by R.Mo_Robert · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How about you show some proof that matters instead if regurgitating crap.

      Since you asked (even though nature is on my side, and the burden of proof is really on you to show that it doesn't matter):

      How about the evolution of cows (they evolved to eat grass, not corn--they have a rumen and and eat grass; we can't, but we can eat them...should be a nice system, right?) and the sad state of both cattle and human health since the widespread adoption of corn diets for cows? Corn turns their stomach/rumen acidic (it's usually neutral), which both opens up the possibility for the evolution of acid-resistant E. coli and other bacteria (many are killed by our stomach's acid, but not the famed strains that kill people because of this--there's a reason we haven't heard about them until the last few decades) and also makes the cows themselves more prone to falling ill (one of the reasons, in addition to their crowded living conditions, that they are injected with antibiotics, even if they are not [yet?] sick--and I'm sure you know that overuse of antibiotics has consequences of its own).

      Of course, there are benefits on the human side, too. Grass fed beef has lower levels of saturated fat than corn-fed beef. (The nutritiousness of your food depends on the health of the animal or plant it came from; not all is created equal, contrary to what the USDA seems to think.)

      I could go on, but you can find information just as easily as I can. Feeding cows corn does matter, both for the animal, you, and the planet as a whole.

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    26. Re:Why? by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      There is no need to go screwing around with the basic chemistry of food.

      Simply man up and learn a little self control.

      It's not working. Self-control is an option now, and yet we still have people who -aren't- controlling their own diets. It negatively affects us all, most directly through increased health insurance costs, but in other ways too.

      Since it's not working, it's in everyone's interest, even those of us who do exercise self control, to develop alternative junk foods that won't make people fat.

      If you don't have self-control problems, then you can continue eating your homemade organic mayo (keep in mind commercial mayo is loaded with plenty of artificial additives: the chemistry there is already quite screwed up so that you won't get food poisoning.)

    27. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >It always manages to surprise me when people say "The point of X is Y bad thing."

      It surprises me when people think that eating has a purpose other than to get fatter.

    28. Re:Why? by thethibs · · Score: 1

      My thinking precisely.

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    29. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would chalk that up to the fact that very few people achieve grandparenthood by the age of fifteen.

    30. Re:Why? by thethibs · · Score: 1

      It amazes me that in a forum full of highly educated technical people, no one understands the basics of evolution.

      Obesity is self-correcting.

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    31. Re:Why? by izomiac · · Score: 1

      Well, there was an old lady that smoked for over 100 years...

      High cholesterol and such alter your risk of disease. You can always get lucky. OTOH, my personal opinion is that the dietary recommendations are somewhat biased against animal products.

      Saturated fat is bad*, so nutritionists suggested margarine. Then we find out that the trans fats in older types of margarine are a lot worse. So people were told to cut back on meat since it also has trans fats. Later studies, though, have shown that the naturally occurring trans fats aren't anywhere near as bad as their artificial cousins. Recent studies now indicate that you can eat mostly meat, or all vegetables, and so long as you get your vitamins and minerals and a reasonable number of calories, you're fine. Or at least for the short term. For the long term, the recommendation is still a "balanced" (mostly plants) diet since we know that works. There really isn't much data for the long term effects of protein-based diets, though I anecdotally know dozens of old farmers that ate exactly like you described and far exceeded their life expectancy.

      * I recently saw a study that questioned this, in regards to the naturally occurring animal fats. It kinda makes sense, although it wouldn't apply to using lard for everything. OTOH, it was from a lab affiliated with a meat producer, so I'm withholding judgment until it's confirmed by independent studies.

    32. Re:Why? by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      It amazes me that in a forum full of highly educated technical people, no one understands the basics of evolution.

      Indeed. No one seems to understand punctuated equilibrium here. Almost a decade ago, Stephen Jay Gould was writing huge books on how individuals within a species don't evolve, that evolution is really driven by extinction of whole species and speciation events. Yet, without fossil evidence, slashdotters still cling to this antiquated notion that "weak individuals in a species dying causes the species to evolve in a direction over time."

      Obesity is not self correcting. First of all, the obesity epidemic is not based in genetics, it's a societal issue. Second, extreme childhood obesity leading to death before one can reproduce could theoretically "correct itself," but overweight individuals are having kids.

      There's no evolution going on there. If you die at the age of 50 of a heart attack because you ate cheeseburgers every day, you still had ample time to pass on your genes. Genes which do not really cause you to be obese.

    33. Re:Why? by Wheat · · Score: 2, Informative

      The only animals that eat grains in nature are birds and mice. If you feed a cow grains, it will make it so sick that dies in a year or two. There is lots of proof showing that the contents of grass-fed beef is far healthier than grain-fed.

    34. Re:Why? by Wheat · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Saturated fat is bad" is entirely political. The US Gov't has literally spent billions of dollars on studies trying to prove the deleterious health effects of saturated fat. This started in the early seventies, and after they did a massive study, and with lots of lobbying from the grain-industry, politicians aren't going to come out and say, "We were wrong". Politicians aren't very good at saying that.

      (Gary Taubes covered the history of low-fat in Good Calories, Bad Calories in great detail).

      Saturated fat is a healthy fat, there is no reason to avoid it. Tribes in the Pacific eat a tonne of coconuts, and they live to ripe old ages, but they get better than 10 times fewer degenerative diseases than North Americans. They never get diabetes, they don't get alzheimers, they don't get arthritis, and cancer is very rare. Yet they eat a tonne of saturated fat.

      They don't eat and sugar, grains or vegetable oil. These are the foods that make us sick and cause our bodies to degenerate prematurely.

    35. Re:Why? by Wheat · · Score: 2, Informative

      The brain is primarily made out of fat, and needs large amounts of fat to maintain brain cells. Eating low-fat deprives the brain of the nutrients it needs, which in many people manifests itself as a strong feeling of depression. Most vitamins and minerals are fat-soluble, that means we can only absorb and use them if they're consumed with fat. Lots of tribal cultures consume copious amounts of fat (Inuit), but they never get degenerative diseases such as diabetes or heart disease.

      Real mayonnaise is made out of olive oil and pastured eggs. Both are very high in vitamins, minerals and good fats. Mayonnaise in the grocery store is made with canola oil or soybean oil, these are bad fats - they are very inflammatory and promote heart disease. In addition, they are made with caged-chicken eggs where the chickens are fed a nutrient poor diet. This means that there is a small fraction of the amount of nutrients that is in real mayonnaise. You can find mayonnaise such as "Hellman's Real" with a big photo of some olives on the front, promoting the fact that it, "contains olive oil", but it's mostly still canola oil with just a small amount of olive oil added to it.

    36. Re:Why? by Wheat · · Score: 1

      All things in moderation you know.

      With mayonnaise made from real olive oil and good quality eggs, it's a healthy food. There is no need for moderation when eating healthy foods. It just leaves less room for junk food. If a human limits themselves to healthy food, their mechanisms of hunger won't get all screwed up, like consuming refined sugar does to people. You can be relatively sedentary and never count calories and there is no way that you are going to become obese. Looks at tribal populations around the world, especially those near the equator where food is abundant - one example is the south pacific the kitavans - they don't have any obesity among them and they don't do too much exercise.

    37. Re:Why? by Wheat · · Score: 2, Informative

      There is a debate, but it's sugar, alcohol and refined carbs make people fat. The liver can convert carbohydrates to fat. In fact, if fructose is consumed (which is 50% of the ingredients in table sugar), the liver has no choice but to convert it entirely into fat (and a really bad fat at that). Well, the first bit of fructose your body eats in a day can be turned into glycogen, maybe 10-80 grams depending upon your activity level, etc. But generally if you drink a can of pop, or a glass of fruit juice, it's all going to be turned into bad fast by your liver.

      See Sugar: The Bitter Truth for more details on how refined sugar is just as harmful on your liver and on your body as alcohol.

    38. Re:Why? by izomiac · · Score: 1
      Ok, I just did a literature search on saturated fat and I am quite surprised. A couple months ago a large meta-analysis came out with the following results:

      The pooled relative risk estimates that compared extreme quantiles of saturated fat intake were 1.07 (95% CI: 0.96, 1.19; P = 0.22) for CHD, 0.81 (95% CI: 0.62, 1.05; P = 0.11) for stroke, and 1.00 (95% CI: 0.89, 1.11; P = 0.95) for CVD. Consideration of age, sex, and study quality did not change the results.

      So, apparently the animal studies don't apply to humans. I do have to wonder whether the nature of PUFAs and MUFAs (unsaturated fats) to breakdown into artificial trans fats during cooking might be a confounding factor, since it wasn't mentioned and I don't closely follow nutritional research. Another study in the same journal showed that low carbohydrate diets that are high in saturated fats cause an increase in total LDL, but a large decrease in the small LDLs, which are the worse for atherosclerosis. It seems like there is a lot more to the story about fat than I was taught, or is even known. The only certainties seem to be that (reasonable) exercise is essential, and consistently eating more calories than you need is bad.

      As for the political issue, I don't doubt it. I've often scratched my head over corn subsidies. It's like modern-day pyramid building, why do we need that much, and why corn?

    39. Re:Why? by Wheat · · Score: 2, Informative

      The saturated fat debate should have a been a non-starter, and probably would have been if people had the internet in the 50s, 60s and 70s when the science was done.

      About a century ago, humans dramatically started changing their diet, notably with the introduction of refined sugar and vegetable oil (often processed into hydrogenated or trans fats). Ancel Keys, and the saturated fat researchers came up with the "lipid hypothesis", that fat sticks to the arteries and "clogs them up". They didn't even consider the new foods introduced when human health declined, but decided that it was something that we've always eaten which must be the problem. The reason people started suspecting cholesterol was because we'd just come up with ways of measuring it in the blood - so they took the data and went looking for "problems". It really didn't make any sense.

      To quote Nutrition and Physical Degeneration, "Statistics have been published by the Department of Public Health in New York City which show the increase in the incidence of heart disease to have progressed steadily during the years from 1907 to 1936. The figures provided in their report reveal an increase from 203.7 deaths per 100,000 in 1907 to 327.2 per 100,000 in 1936. This constitutes an increase of 60 per cent. Cancer increased 90 per cent from 1907 to 1936." This is where things really started going south for humans, and cancer, arthritis, alzhiemer's, heart disease and diabetes really started to come into the picture. We have managed a continued increase in degenerative disease over the last 70 odd years since then. Today 1 in 2 persons who live to old age will die of cancer. Humans used to be able to live to that same age and have a 1 in 1000 chance of dieing of cancer.

      Saturated fat is present in ever increasing quantities the closer you approach the equator. It's better suited to plants in warmer climates, as you move to the poles, polyunsaturated fat becomes more present since it has a lower melting point. Humans evolved in temperate regions, where saturated fat is more present. There are a number of studies done on natives eating high-saturated fat diet who were disease free (The Masai for example).

      Today we have hypotheses (based on information we've learned since the "lipid hypothesis" about how fats work in the body) that PUFAs might be deterimental, since we know they go rancid easily. Over consumption of PUFAs in conjunction with an anti-oxidant poor diet and a diet low in saturated fat (combing saturated fat with PUFAs makes PUFAs dramatically more stable from rancidity), means that these fats can go rancid in the blood stream - when these happens these fats can no longer be used as fuel, and the immune system needs to clean them out. Many PUFAs (corn oil is the worst) are also higher in omega-3 and low in omega-6, humans have eaten extremely varied diets, but one constant is the ratio between omega-3 and omega-6, because of this constant, these fats are used as inter-cellular messengers for ramping up inflammation or turning inflammation off. Eat a diet of only omega-6 and no omega-3, and silent inflammation turns up in the body and becomes a constant drain on the system.

      Still, I don't think that we will find any one fat sub-type as a true "enemy" (sat/mono/pufa - not counting fats destroyed by processing and unusable by humans for energy like hydrogenated and trans fats). All kinds of organisms use a mix of different fats, it doesn't make sense that animals would convert one type of fat to another in the liver, if that fat was harmful to them.

    40. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Can't you just... magic it away?"
      "No more than you could science it away."

    41. Re:Why? by thethibs · · Score: 1

      I didn't say it was self-correcting in one generation.

      Not being there to help raise your grandchildren is relevant. Helping drive your group in a high-consumption, low-productivity, reduced survivability direction has consequences. The effects are small, but they compound over time. An obese population is at a competitive disadvantage, not because they're obese but because of all the other effects that come with being obese.

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    42. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mayonnaise in the grocery store is made with canola oil or soybean oil, these are bad fats - they are very inflammatory and promote heart disease.

      Wow, I don't even know what you were thinking with this post. Stop spreading misinformation and check your facts, please. Canola oil is one of the healthiest cooking oils, along with olive oil, and has well-established health benefits. Perhaps you're thinking of processed vegetable oils.

      And the brain needs fats? The amount of fat in the average American's diet would make up for this need by far. The high intakes of fat and sugar through processed foods have greatly contributed to the obesity epidemic, which I would think is visually obvious in any major city.

    43. Re:Why? by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      I don't see any evidence for that. Again, obesity and lack of self-control causing obesity is mostly non-genetic, so there's no genes to be selected against. Furthermore, once you've reproduced in our society, from an evolutionary standpoint you're a success. If you aren't around to raise your grandchildren, those grandchildren are still going to live and pass on their genes (which, again, do not confer obesity or lack of self control).

      If a fat couple has 5 kids, raises them with poor diet habits (making them obese) and then dies by the age of 50, they're still more competitive than a healthy couple who never reproduces, or who only has one child.

      Obesity will not be eliminated by evolutionary forces. Even if it were, all the problems with obesity I mentioned would still be a problem for all of us, it would take multiple generations to work, it wouldn't kill off all the fat people by my next billing cycle for my health insurance.

      This is why it's in our interest to fix it ourselves, as opposed to letting some non-existent evolutionary mechanism lower our health insurance bills for us.

    44. Re:Why? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Your sample size is too small

      My sample size is 100% of the affected population -- me. AFAIC what anybody else eats doesn't matter.

  4. Media Twist by dward90 · · Score: 1, Troll

    As innovative and helpful as new developments could possily be, food alteration is already a "political" issue. Even though politics should have no active role to play in the reception of innovations that will probably improve lives, people will disagree with each other about based purely on political dogma.

    Our best hope for allowing innovation like this without a knee-jerk, partisan backlash is for the mainstream media to ignore it completely: to let those who are actually vested in the technology and its consequences have the final say about what innovations can bring to the table, in agriculture or any field.

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    1. Re:Media Twist by amplt1337 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's a fine principle, except that all consumers of food have a vested interest in changes to diet. You can eat organic all you want, if wind-bourne pollen from modified crops is fertilizing the neighboring organic fields, you'll wind up eating something whose health effects are not all that certain. And yes, in many cases anti-GMO folks are concerned when there isn't reason to be; but this is our food supply we're talking about, and a precautionary principle is in full effect.

      Besides, self-regulating industries are prone to misrepresenting health effects when they have financial interests at stake. CF Vioxx... It's all well and good to say "let the market sort it out," but market solutions are ex post facto -- you don't know to punish a bad market actor until they've already dumped a billion barrels of oil in your gulf (and that's assuming that you, as a lowly, non-media-empowered consumer, can even break through the asymmetries of information in the first place). Regulations can be over-cautious and even misguided, and they can certainly fail; but they are much more effective than free-market actions in preventing the disaster before it happens repeatedly.

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    2. Re:Media Twist by joebok · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I would agree with you if I thought that the food industry would also play by those rules - use neutral, 3rd party science to determine what was safe, effective, etc. But we know that doesn't happen.

    3. Re:Media Twist by lymond01 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Besides, self-regulating industries are prone to doing whatever the hell they want when they have financial interests at stake.

      Just for clarification.

      P.S. How do you do a strike on Slashdot? s,slash-s didn't work, neither did strike...

    4. Re:Media Twist by raddan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The question of using new technology to develop food is hardly a political one. Sure, the discussion has become politicized, with all manner of uninformed people weighing in, but that doesn't mean the discussion is unimportant.

      There have been problems with new foods, like transgenic crops. Trust Us, We're Experts details a case where potato crops utilizing a moth gene caused anaphylaxis (resulting in death) in a not-insignificant number of people who ate them. The scientist at Monsanto who was responsible for the problem attempted to raise awareness of the issue and had his career promptly squashed by his employer. Nanotech foods are similarly new.

      That's not to say that new food technologies aren't important. They absolutely are. But the issue not as black-and-white as you make it out to be. Healthy skepticism is not the same thing as a knee-jerk backlash.

    5. Re:Media Twist by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "Besides, self-regulating industries are prone to misrepresenting health effects when they have financial interests at stake."

      (Looks at sat pics of Deepwater Horizon oil spill...)

      Really? Who'd a thunk it?

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    6. Re:Media Twist by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      Yes because there aren't already natural things out there that are poisonous or people might be allergic to while other people aren't.

      Like peanuts for example. Or potatoes.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potato#Toxicity

      Googling "deaths from GMO potato" doesn't really bring up anything and your link is an ad for a book.

      I really dislike luddites when it comes to GM crops.

    7. Re:Media Twist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      And don't forget that frankenfood is just an unscrupulous "Organic" sticker away from being organic...

    8. Re:Media Twist by Knara · · Score: 1

      I don't think the comment system supports strikethrough. I think that, as a result, slashdot is the only forum that still perpetuates the ^H^H^H^H meme.

    9. Re:Media Twist by Knuckles · · Score: 2, Insightful

      P.S. How do you do a strike on Slashdot? s,slash-s didn't work, neither did strike...

      You are doing it wrong: You need to convince others to join you in not posting for a given time (usually until your demands are met) and it helps if you can put some pressure on any traitors in your company and/or threaten violence to traitorous outsiders.

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    10. Re:Media Twist by Knuckles · · Score: 1

      Maybe stop limiting yourself to looking at the poisonous or allergenic properties of food. It's a bit more complicated than that. And beyond the food as such there is a huge issue of patents and all other kinds of property issues. I really dislike it if people oppose software patents and EULAs that try to enslave you (I don't know if you do, but this is slashdot) and close their eyes before what Monsanto et al. are doing, which is much, much worse.

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    11. Re:Media Twist by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      I'm no longer a farmer so what ADM/Monsanto are doing have zero effect on my life at this juncture. Zero.

      Software patents, EULAs don't try to "enslave" anyone, using that word shows ignorance about slavery and frankly it's pretty damned stupid.

      How about ELUAs are like a holocaust? Or Reign of Terror and food patients are Dekulakization?

    12. Re:Media Twist by Knuckles · · Score: 1

      First point: You really believe that? You don't eat at all? You don't live in the same world as farmers? "I am not a programmer, so the laws on software patents don't affect me at all. Zero." What utter crap. You must be fourteen and on a Matrix trip or something.

      Second point. Maybe my choice of words was bad, I didn't want to write a novel. Anyway, you just used it to evade the discussion. Poor form.

      For the record, I for one am scared even by what Mosanto apparently believes to be reassuring spin.

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    13. Re:Media Twist by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Besides, self-regulating industries are prone to misrepresenting health effects when they have financial interests at stake. CF Vioxx...

      Interesting analogy, considering that the pharmaceutical industry is one of the most heavily regulated ones around. :)

      Vioxx is more of an example of how even clinical trials with tens of thousands of patients can generate misleading or inconclusive results. 5 keel over in one group, and 7 keel over in another - does that mean something? If you say yes, with 95% confidence, then you're admitting that 1/20th of the drugs that we think are safe might be dangerous, and 1/20th of the stuff that we rejected as too dangerous could have been just fine and people are dying without cures every day today as a result.

      Sure, Merck had incentive to spin the results in a particular way, and did do this. However, if you held all painkillers to the same standard you would be able to buy aspirin except for heart problems. A headache never killed anybody, but aspirin does all the time...

    14. Re:Media Twist by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      Of course I eat. And as a former wheat farmer (north-central Great Plains, T. aestivum - Bearded spring wheat and T. hybernum - Beardless winter wheat) I know that the sinister effect that GMO has on the consumer is zero, zilch.

      "In the United States the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) reports on the total area of GMO varieties planted. According to National Agricultural Statistics Service, the states published in these tables represent 81–86 percent of all corn planted area, 88–90 percent of all soybean planted area, and 81–93 percent of all upland cotton planted area (depending on the year)."

      Is agribusiness in ruins? Well it always kind of is...
      Are farmers in prison for violating the patents? Nope
      Have there been mass killings from "frankenfood" entering our food and clothing chain? Nope.

      In short none of the terrible things people have been whining about for the last 12-13 years has happened.

      So...let me be clear and not evade. What ADM/Monsanto are doing have zero effect on my life at this juncture. Zero.

    15. Re:Media Twist by Knuckles · · Score: 1

      Well, good luck with that.

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    16. Re:Media Twist by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      My problem with proving safety and efficacy/etc is that it only applies to new foods, and that will mean that we'll never have new foods in reality. That is, unless you don't mind paying per-peanut the kinds of prices drugs are criticized for today.

      The fact is we don't know if the reason people are getting diabetes is that tomato sauce is more prevalent than it was in the past (I'm completely making that up - I don't care for refutation but you get my point). However, legislation enacting something like this would never target traditional foods, since nobody would accept having to pay $20 per tomato.

      I'm all for government R&D to study food safety. However, we really need to pick and choose - we just can't afford the cost to actually certify the food supply unless the test is as simple as feeding something to rats and seeing if they're still alive in 24 hours. Just about anybody making a "nanofood" or whatever probably does this already - they probably taste test and that would find those kinds of issues too.

      Seriously answering these kinds of questions costs a LOT of money - you need tens of thousands of subjects with controlled diets over relatively long periods of time. It just isn't practical to do this on a large scale.

    17. Re:Media Twist by raddan · · Score: 1

      Hey, sometimes the "terrible things people have been whining about for the last 12-13 years" didn't happen because people whined about them. Let's take, oh, car safety. The whining about it and subsequent uproar is largely responsible for why we have safer cars now.

      No one is saying that argibusiness will be in ruins. What they're saying is that, given tendency of corporations to act badly in the public interest, why should we take their word now? Who would it hurt to validate their claims?

      If you're so concerned about the book link I sent being a page where you can buy the book, send me a mailing address and I'll buy a copy for you.

    18. Re:Media Twist by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      I'm good on the book, thanks, my reading interests are more geology and middle eastern history and politics.

      I appreciate the thought though!

    19. Re:Media Twist by joebok · · Score: 1

      So you are saying that if it is too hard and/or costly to test something before putting it out to the market, you should just put it out there anyway? Caveat emptor? I'm sure all the Thalidomide babies out there would agree with you 100%.

    20. Re:Media Twist by lymond01 · · Score: 1

      Well, if they don't have a strike command, they probably don't have the scab command, so your idea wouldn't work as is. HTML 6?

    21. Re:Media Twist by xmousex · · Score: 1

      mods??? theres like a few pages worth of offtopic trolling just a few posts above but you skipped through all of that to come and mark this one down?? It was actually well thought out and on topic. Seriously we just had a twenty man argument above about whether or not beer taste good but you came down here and marked this one troll. who did it??!! raise your hand!! whoo DID THIS???

    22. Re:Media Twist by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Well, drugs get around it by charging enormous fees, and since life is at stake people are willing to pay them (grudgingly). I doubt people will pay as much for an ear of corn as they do for a bottle of Viagara.

      Hey, I'm open to other options, but what you're proposing basically seems like a ban on modified foods. You can feed people all the toadstools you want, as long as they're natural, but heaven forbid you try to make a low-fat mayo that tastes good.

  5. nothing really new here by theIsovist · · Score: 1

    This is just the next line of food additives that attempt to make food into something that it's not. Nothing new here really. We've had diet food before, we'll have more of it in the future. The taste might actually improve too. Some might be a welcome addition (the alteration to milk has made skim milk taste creamier, which is nice) or there might be missteps (think olestra). Why don't we focus on improving our diets so that they actually include healthy foods? There's a lot of food out there that's healthy for us that doesn't taste like cardboard.

    1. Re:nothing really new here by Purity+Of+Essence · · Score: 3, Funny

      This is just the next line of food additives that attempt to make food into something that it's not. Nothing new here really.

      But it's nanofood. NANO! "Nano" means better, just like "digital".

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    2. Re:nothing really new here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope they make digital food soon.
      I want to be able to download it!

    3. Re:nothing really new here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Why don't we focus on improving our diets so that they actually include healthy foods? There's a lot of food out there that's healthy for us that doesn't taste like cardboard.

      Guess what, people like how the "unhealthy" food tastes. Give me a tripple whopper with 20% calories and 100% taste any day.

    4. Re:nothing really new here by Purity+Of+Essence · · Score: 5, Funny

      The thing about digital food is, you either love it or you hate it.

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    5. Re:nothing really new here by Dumnezeu · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This is just the next line of food additives that attempt to make food into something that it's not.

      Proof, pls. kthxbai.

      Nothing new here really. We've had diet food before, we'll have more of it in the future.

      Really? Nothing new?

      The taste might actually improve too.

      So improvements in taste is nothing new?

      Why don't we focus on improving our diets so that they actually include healthy foods? There's a lot of food out there that's healthy for us that doesn't taste like cardboard.

      That food is also quite expensive. It either costs a lot of time, a lot of processing or a lot of space. Also, TFA implies that this nanofood-thingy might have the potency to make cheap (crap) food healthier! Why change your diet to a different kind of food when you could have the same kind, but a bit different, so that it doesn't harm you as much? As long as you like the taste, your body gets the right amount of energy and it doesn't harm you... what else could be wrong with what you eat? The fact that it's not natural doesn't make it bad. Shit additives the manufacturers are using these days makes it bad. If we can improve those additives, I don't see what's wrong with eating plastic. Again: So fking what if it's not natural?

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    6. Re:nothing really new here by MozeeToby · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Don't forget, 70% of American's think that nanotechnology is inherently morally reprehensible. And the numbers are even higher if you sample highly religious people. So either the general public has absolutely no idea what the word nanotechnology means or (and this is a scarier thought in my opinion) a significant majority of American's are against a technology are against any technology that promises to significantly enhance the human body.

    7. Re:nothing really new here by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      Why don't we focus on improving our diets so that they actually include healthy foods?

      We've all had that option all along, yet diet related heart disease and obesity still exist, indirectly driving up everyone's health insurance costs even if you do eat healthy. Technical advances that improve the quality of food doesn't distract from your ability to eat natural healthy foods either (unless you happen to be a food researcher and are too busy researching to eat right I guess).

      There are some people who are never going to give up the taco bell, and they're never going to lose weight as a consequence. So we may as well make healthier junk food so at least they won't get heart attacks and make my health insurance go up.

    8. Re:nothing really new here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or, and pardon the cynicism, we could just make it more unhealthy and let them die faster.

    9. Re:nothing really new here by Knara · · Score: 1

      I don't buy it. That article doesn't quote any of the survey questions, but with a result like that, I'm quite comfortable that the question design anything but impartial.

    10. Re:nothing really new here by ItsJustAPseudonym · · Score: 1

      I "don't-care".

      (rimshot!)

    11. Re:nothing really new here by Knuckles · · Score: 1

      Dude, get off your high horse. We don't know squat shit about our bodies, in the great scheme of things. We don't *really* know why we are alive, or what life is for that matter. So maybe, just maybe, we should be a bit cautious there.

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    12. Re:nothing really new here by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      I have not given up Taco Bell.

      I am also not a Hutt.

      I also don't overindulge at Taco Bell nor indulge in Taco Bell itself too frequently.

      It's not the food, it's the eater. Give them a "healthier version of Taco Bell" and they will just abuse that too.

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    13. Re:nothing really new here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Although one bit ought to be enough for every one... you're assuming that digital means binary.

      I'd go with something like the two-bit coldstone scheme:
      Gotta have it.
      Love it
      Like it
      *reserved for don't like it.

    14. Re:nothing really new here by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      The problem with that is you cannot eat much healthy food. You would get fat.

    15. Re:nothing really new here by theIsovist · · Score: 1

      I fail to see how this is an issue

    16. Re:nothing really new here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Marmite (vegemite to the colonies) is a digital food?

    17. Re:nothing really new here by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      Not really. It just means your tastes are more discrete.

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    18. Re:nothing really new here by poliscipirate · · Score: 1

      The research questions were sound, but the way it was reported was not exactly representative of the study. It's not that over 70% of Americans surveyed think that nanotech is "morally reprehensible", it's that:

      "Over 70% of respondents who disagreed with the statement that nanotechnology is morally acceptable also did not approve of nanotechnology ‘under any circumstances’ or only approved of it ‘under very special circumstances.’ Among respondents who felt that nanotechnology was morally acceptable, the pattern was reversed, with almost 90% of respondents approving of nanotechnology ‘as long as the usual levels of government regulation are in place’ or ‘if it is more tightly regulated."

      The study was showing that, the more religious a society is, the more likely they are to believe that nanotech is morally objectionable. The US, even thought it is somewhat of an anomaly in that it is both a richer and more religious country, holds with the pattern of other religious western countries that have objections to nanotech.

      Religious beliefs and public attitudes toward nanotechnology in Europe and the United States

      MozeeToby was right in that most of the American public has no idea what nanotech really is, but this causes an interesting effect depending on where you are in relation to support for new technologies: if you are pro-business, pro-new technologies, and you have no idea what nanotech entails, you are less likely to support regulation than if you are pro-business, pro-new technologies, and have a good idea of what nanotech entails.

      On the opposite end, if you are more religious and don't know what nanotech is, you are more likely to support its morality than if you are religious and have a better idea of what it is. Either way, a better understanding of what nanotech is typically causes a shift to supporting increased regulations right now. The finding that religious, lesser informed folks are more likely to support nanotech matches well with what we saw with stem cells; before religious leaders had a chance to communicate ideas about the new technology to their lesser-informed constituents, these constituents didn't find it as morally objectionable.

      Overall, arguing that a society's opinion of nanotech right now will be a good indicator of its opinion of nanotech later on is akin to arguing that a society's opinion of personal computers in the 1970's is indicative of its opinion of Internet porn right now. These things are bound to change as society has more interaction with the new technology.

    19. Re:nothing really new here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you mean binary food. Digital food is the stuff they serve on platters.

    20. Re:nothing really new here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You ruined the joke by mentioning Vegemite.

  6. "or is it just frightening Franken-food?" by SOdhner · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Ugh. Let's not scare-monger, please. If there are any specific risks or complaints about specific new products, that's fine - but there's nothing inherantly wrong or dangerous about this and lumping braod categories of things in together as "Frankenfoods" is irresponsible. We have always modified our food, this is just a more recent method than some.

    1. Re:"or is it just frightening Franken-food?" by cfrankb1 · · Score: 0, Troll

      Here's a brilliant idea ! Let the consumer prove it is unsafe.

    2. Re:"or is it just frightening Franken-food?" by rotide · · Score: 2, Informative

      It wouldn't be a kdawson article without alluding to a surreptitious motive, a conspiracy, or just being pure paranoia. Or a baby video they found cute...

    3. Re:"or is it just frightening Franken-food?" by amplt1337 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      New doesn't necessarily equal dangerous, but it also doesn't necessarily equal benign, either.

      I just want to know what I'm buying, and that plenty of somebody elses have done guinea pig duty first.

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    4. Re:"or is it just frightening Franken-food?" by hypergreatthing · · Score: 1

      the only frankenfood i know is franken berry (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Mills_monster-themed_breakfast_cereals).
      Pretty good stuff, if yer into sugar food that is.

      Everything else is still just carbs, fats, proteins and fiber.

    5. Re:"or is it just frightening Franken-food?" by Locklin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In the past, food additives have been developed primarily to lower cost often at the expense of quality. The only problem I have with these new technologies is that they could be used to make a firm red, yet rotten tomatoes. I love the technology, but don't trust the people wielding it.

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    6. Re:"or is it just frightening Franken-food?" by MozeeToby · · Score: 1

      Offtopic but... I kdawson the only editor working today? If so I can't really complain about selection and quality, he's got a lot of cruft to sift through all by himself to find articles that at minimum will generate discussion and at best will actually be interesting.

    7. Re:"or is it just frightening Franken-food?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It isn't fear mongering if there already is a precedent... remember olestra with potato chips? We are still discovering issues with NutraSweet.
      Almost any way of molecularly altering foods or things we ingest to an un-natural form has had its share of issues.
      With supplements we would hear how great ephedra was, and now we are discovering all the medical implication of taking the supplement. With this week, there are now reports of Alli causing liver damage.
      We will probably only discover the real problems with the modified foods decades after we have been consuming them.
      There is nothing wrong with trying to improve food, but genetically and molecularly altering should be approached with caution.

    8. Re:"or is it just frightening Franken-food?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And here I was thinking about a recent scientific journal report about substances that we know to be inert in normal particle size, like titanium dioxide, suddenly becoming unhealthy (like altering DNA and causing cancer in lab rats) when made into nanoparticles. It would be one thing if the FDA subjected the same stringency to these new foods that they did to new drugs, but they don't. When it comes to food, the FDA maintains that a food product has be shown as being bad/harmful before they will do anything about it, while they take the exact opposite approach with drugs. It's stupid, backwards, and utterly wrong. When legitimate, impartial scientific study starts casting doubt upon the long term effects of these substances, we need to take note. We've assumed that nanoparticles of substances we consider to be inert are perfectly harmless, when that has never been shown and we are starting to see evidence to the contrary. I'm all for nanoparticle salt that tastes like salt and doesn't cause ill health effects, or nanparticle infused oils that make traditionally fatty foods taste good without making them inherently bad, but I want to make sure those substances have been thoroughly studied and deemed reasonably safe. And I REALLY hate that the FDA doesn't actually seem to care about the foods we eat, but that's not surprising considering how many FDA bigwigs are pulled directly from the big food and food additive industries.

    9. Re:"or is it just frightening Franken-food?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Frankenfoods already exist. Infact, one well-known frankenfood already caused trouble because it inflicted pink BM on children:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Mills_monster-themed_breakfast_cereals

    10. Re:"or is it just frightening Franken-food?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And that had already got us sick. Soooo ?

    11. Re:"or is it just frightening Franken-food?" by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

      If there are any specific risks or complaints about specific new products, that's fine

      How about: it is a completely new and unproven food stuff and it is impossible to completely test for all possible interactions with a massively compex, and not fully understood biological system? There is always an inherent risk in any new foodstuff. Since this particular one aims to reduce fat intake without losing taste there are known health benefits to offset the unknown risks so it is probably worth the chance but that is not the case when the main aim is to simply increase a company's profit margin which is the more typical goal.

    12. Re:"or is it just frightening Franken-food?" by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 1

      There's nothing inherently dangerous about it, but there's also no particular reason to believe its good for us or that it is NOT dangerous. Science knows a lot about individual nutrients and what parts of our life processes they participate in, but they don't know a lot of the low level details. A good example of this is nutritional supplements. Scientists determine that nutrient X in, say, carrots acts as an antioxidant in the carrot, and then they determine, say, that people who eat carrots get the same antioxidant benefits.

      Then the supplement makers jump in, and make X supplements. People take them instead of eating the carrots. Eventually, scientists study the effects of the supplements, and find that X taken by supplement doesn't seem to provide the same effects it does when it is taken in carrots. For some values of X, they've even found that it actually harms--that antioxidant may turn out to be a pro-oxidant.

      Why? Maybe there's something else in carrots that has to be present to make X work as an antioxidant. Maybe X gets altered during digestion when taken as a supplement, but when taken in a carrot there's something that protects it. Maybe the supplements are too easy to digest, and X is one of those things that is good at a certain level, but harmful at a higher level.

      The cool thing about the carrot is that the eater doesn't have to know anything about X or possible other things that are necessary to work with it to get the antioxidant effect. All the eater has to know is that humans have been eating carrots as part of proven healthy cuisines for a long time, and so if you eat that same way, choosing foods that are reasonably close to their "natural" state (as opposed to having been highly processed to the point that we've changed the chemistry), you'll do fine.

      I'm an evolutionist, not a creationist, so I am going to eat the foods I evolved to eat, not the foods someone is trying to create for me.

    13. Re:"or is it just frightening Franken-food?" by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 1

      I'm an evolutionist, not a creationist, so I am going to eat the foods I evolved to eat, not the foods someone is trying to create for me.

      I would question though if you really did evolve to eat the foods you eat. I admit I don't know much about human migration, but how long ago did humans really start to spread out over all the globe? Enough time to adapt to the local foods? Maybe, but we rarely see problems even we other groups of humans who have never encountered them before eat those foods. For example, most Americans came to to North America in the last couple hundred years, yet no group of humans, neither Europeans, nor Africans, nor Asians, that I have heard of, have problems with 'new' foods like corn, tomatoes, squash, peppers, lima beans cranberries, blueberries, cacao, cashew, cassava, bison, or turkey, all native to the Americas (although we have had problems with peanuts; people have even died). And no one has problems with 'new' foods that have just begun to spread globally and become significant, like banana, papaya, mango, or kiwi, (though we've seen problems with starfruit too; again, people have even died). I don't think you can claim to have evolved to specific foods. And when you consider that the genes that have changed wild wheat or apples or pears into what we have today, it really doesn't seem too reasonable to claim there is a huge difference between wild form food and human selected or bred food, of for that matter, 'frankenfood'. For example, I highly doubt that the few genes added in a GMO will make that much of a difference; compare Bt soybeans with the brassicas and tell me which is more different due to human manipulation. Now, you could certainty make arguments against specific traits, like the Bt trait for instance (although I have seen no compelling scientific evidence against that one), or the merits of causing a plant to produce any particular compound, but what I'm getting at is that you really can't use an evolutionary argument when it comes to 'creating' food.

      As an aside, since you mention creationism, I've always thought a good way to give creationism some vindication would be to prove that any human tampering with DNA inevitably results in undesirable side effects (like some people seem to claim), which really should not happen under current scientific models. That said, I think that'll happen the day after hell reopens as a Baskin-Robbins, and I'll eat me hat if that's ever proven.

    14. Re:"or is it just frightening Franken-food?" by sjames · · Score: 1

      That's exactly the issue. People will stop fearing these 'innovations' the day corporations are too afraid to screw people over for profit. That will include being afraid to take risks that aren't theirs to take (such as destroying an entire ecosystem and miles of property value to avoid a few days delay repairing safety equipment).

      As far as I can see, when it comes to 'nano', corporations have already pissed in that well. About half the 'nano' products are no such thing, just re-labeled existing product. The other they have just assumed it was perfectly safe with no evidence whatsoever and absolutely no attempts to test.

      We already have quite enough problems with interference in foods. There is evidence that the low-fat fad has INCREASED obesity. It turns out that satiety is triggered by fat, so you can wolf down those low fat (and very high carbohydrate) foods all day and never actually feel like you've eaten.

      That's not to say there are no benefits to be had, just that I don't trust psychopathic corporations and fad mongers to actually bring them to me without poisoning me first.

  7. Taste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My grey goo tastes like schnozberries!

  8. Screw politics, its a health issue by retardpicnic · · Score: 1, Interesting

    We don't know nearly enough about how the bady will react to the ingestion of nanoparticles. Things so small that they could literally rush right into the bloodstream, which could be a small deal if we are talking about vitamins, but a big deal if we are talking about chemical preservatives. The idea is great, the science has yet to prove consumption safe.

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    1. Re:Screw politics, its a health issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Well, so the next generation will become betatesters of nanofood science. Like all previous generations were testing something new and dying from its effects...

    2. Re:Screw politics, its a health issue by maxume · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You suck nanoparticles into your lungs with every breathe.

      ARE YOU DEAD YET?

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    3. Re:Screw politics, its a health issue by ColdWetDog · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No. But you will be.

      You will be.

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    4. Re:Screw politics, its a health issue by doconnor · · Score: 1

      Do you what else is entirely constructed at the nanoscale level and was never subject to safety testing?

      Every living thing on planet Earth.

    5. Re:Screw politics, its a health issue by retardpicnic · · Score: 1

      How delightfully obtuse. Breathing and eating are not the same game, they not even the same sport. But if I was going to grant your capital letter filled misinformation with a reply it would be that if those particles were say.... asbestos (which would be the particle analagy to food preservatives that I would draw) then YES my plan to live forever would be thwarted

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    6. Re:Screw politics, its a health issue by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "ARE YOU DEAD YET?"

      It would be lovely if Bad Stuff either killed you or left you alone, but life isn't that simple.

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    7. Re:Screw politics, its a health issue by maxume · · Score: 1

      Preservatives are actually quite similar to anti-oxidants. One mechanism of preservation that they follow is that they prevent oxidation.

      And really, it wasn't intended as misinformation, I was having a bit of fun.

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    8. Re:Screw politics, its a health issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speak for yourself. I will live forever.

    9. Re:Screw politics, its a health issue by sjames · · Score: 1

      Had those nano-particles included silicates (common in non-nanoparticle form in rocks and sand), then yes, very probably I would be dead. You see, that's asbestos. The silicates themselves are completely harmless but when they are formed into small enough particles they cause a great deal of trouble. The lawsuits are still flying in spite of the industry having evidence that there was a problem as early as 1890 (the producers, of course, buried their heads in the sand for decades).

    10. Re:Screw politics, its a health issue by maxume · · Score: 1

      Asbestos is nasty and I'm glad it is not being used anymore, but you need to qualify your statement a little bit more, you probably have some small amount in your lungs right now (either from poorly handled cleanups or just from natural sources).

      I noted in another reply that I wasn't particularly serious when I made that statement, but our bodies are quite resilient, and if you read the article, you will notice that the researchers are actually concerned about the health implications of small particles (this isn't all that surprising, food companies want you to buy and eat more of their products to a much greater extent than they want you to die, even if they are not particularly concerned about the latter).

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    11. Re:Screw politics, its a health issue by sjames · · Score: 1

      You already qualified it as "with every breath". Agreed that small short term exposures don't seem as bad, but "with every breath" would surely be deadly.

      The researchers are showing an appropriate level of caution, but they're not the ones who will one day be trying to push product out the door so they can get good numbers on the quarterly report.

      Food companies (like most big businesses) want big numbers on the quarterly report. The timespan they think about will always be the greater of next quarter or when the CEO's options vest.

    12. Re:Screw politics, its a health issue by maxume · · Score: 1

      I was referring to the air. The subtext of my first post was that we are in fact built out of machines that work on a molecular scale.

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    13. Re:Screw politics, its a health issue by sjames · · Score: 1

      Of course, we have millions of years of evolution to thank for being able to handle air. We'll have somewhat less time to evolve to deal with the plethora of products that are better because they're nano.

  9. Oh great. by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

    I'm sure nothing bad will come of this. Nosirree.

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  10. False dichotomy detected by chinakow · · Score: 1

    It can suck and be cool at the same time. Everyone in the world may end up well fed and the SS may use the same tech for assassinations.

    1. Re:False dichotomy detected by dward90 · · Score: 1

      Relatedly: Monsantomakes both Agent Orange and the Vitamin-A enriched rice (needs citation) that allows a huge segment of the world's poorest people to feed their children.

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    2. Re:False dichotomy detected by Knuckles · · Score: 1

      Yeah, right. You may actually want to google about the so-called "Golden Rice". And yet again in this story, it's just great if on a forum that, if I may simplify, largely opposes software patents and EULAs, Monsanto has a good rep. I mean, gosh, Monsanto patents nature and their "EULAs" force their customers to stay Monsanto customers forever. Citations are fucking everywhere, so I won't provide any.

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    3. Re:False dichotomy detected by dward90 · · Score: 1

      I never implied Monsanto had a good rep. What I said is that there can be both benefits and consequences of genetic modification, as exemplified in a single company which does a ton of bad things and even a couple of good ones (like providing royalty-free licenses for golden rice). The issue is more complicated than "frankenfood will either save us all or spell our doom"

      sources: http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2000/08/04/world/main221973.shtml http://www.monsanto.co.uk/news/2000/august2000/040800monsanto.html http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/865946.stm

      Negative Source (Denounces Monsanto): http://www.purefood.org/corp/gericetoofar.cfm
      Note that in the above, the benefits of the rice are marginalized, but it doesn't dispute that Monsanto is freely licensing the product.

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    4. Re:False dichotomy detected by Knuckles · · Score: 1

      No, sorry, the "good rep" was not so much directed at your post, it's just all over this thread. And it's really very easy to find evidence that the vitamin A rice is a scam.

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  11. Nanofoods? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like the restaurant portions are going to get smaller again...

  12. the taste? by girlintraining · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What pisses me off isn't that new technologies are being incorporated, but the lack of labelling and identification.

    * Olestra, remember that one? Eat a bag of chips, get "anal leakage".
    * Or when McDonald's was ordered to strip transfats out of its foods, and the fries suddenly became a sea of suck.
    * And then there was Foi Gras, which several jurisdictions outlawed because PETA said so.

    Guys, it would be way cheaper to spend the money on education than by re-engineering our food into suckitude or to enforce some political ideology on all of us. There are some days when I just want a fucking cheeseburger, with fat oozing out of the sides, a thick slice of cheese, and smothered in a heart attack. Other days, I'll happily eat trail mix or a salad. It's my choice, not yours.

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    1. Re:the taste? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Guys, it would be way cheaper to spend the money on education than by re-engineering our food into suckitude or to enforce some political ideology on all of us.

      You severely overestimate the average person's capacity to learn.

    2. Re:the taste? by pizzach · · Score: 1

      I sometimes thing a lot of people miss out on the different tastes is life. I wouldn't want my fatty hamburger every day, but it is one taste to experience. I don't want everything to be sweet either. You haven't experienced coffee if you're doing your best to hide the bitter taste with sweeteners and flavors. And no, I don't want cheese on absolutely _everything_. Sometimes I like to experience the taste of the spinach that is under that there cheese as it's really delicious when it's fresh.

      I really wonder if society is slowly pushing itself to that people can only eat hamburgers to get their nutrients because people are afraid to stretch their taste palettes..

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    3. Re:the taste? by maxume · · Score: 1

      Olestra was pretty well labeled.

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    4. Re:the taste? by MontyApollo · · Score: 1

      I believe the really good McDonald's french fries used to be cooked in tallow (beef fat), and they were later pressured into using trans-fats because at one point some thought it was healthier.

      As far as education, maybe we can educate people that animal fat isn't bad or a heart attack on a plate. Humans have eaten animal fat for about 2 million years. We only started eating processed omega-6 vegetable oils and margarine in the last 100 years or so (guess what century heart attacks became an epidemic).

      I do question artificial foods like nanofoods that are supposed to make us healthier (like the trans-fats were supposed to) because eating unnatural foods usually come with problems.

    5. Re:the taste? by sourcerror · · Score: 1

      Guys, it would be way cheaper to spend the money on education than by re-engineering our food into suckitude or to enforce some political ideology on all of us.

      You severely overestimate the average person's capacity to learn.

      Warning! Smugness overload!

    6. Re:the taste? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously. I agree. And it's not the producing companies who should be banned from selling shit food, it's the people who should be banned from eating it! You stupid fucks are pissing in the gene pool. You are stupid, you are lazy, you eat shit food and you have all the rights in the world - including the right to free health care on MY fucking money!

    7. Re:the taste? by Knara · · Score: 1

      re: McDonalds, its possible. I remember hearing/reading that they used to use some sort of bacon flavoring in their seasoning salt for the fries, though, and it started a veggie whargarbl storm.

    8. Re:the taste? by Gerafix · · Score: 1

      Then make your own god damn cheeseburger. Why anybody goes to a fast shitfood restaurant instead of making their own food is beyond me. Homemade always tastes better by over 9000%.

    9. Re:the taste? by Rayonic · · Score: 1

      * Olestra, remember that one? Eat a bag of chips, get "anal leakage".

      That's a common myth. Check a bag of Olestra-using chips (if you can find one); you'll see no such warning.

      But, you know, thanks for keeping that urban legend alive and preventing healthier junk food from succeeding in the market.

    10. Re:the taste? by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Then make your own god damn cheeseburger. Why anybody goes to a fast shitfood restaurant instead of making their own food is beyond me. Homemade always tastes better by over 9000%.

      No, it tastes different. "Better" is utterly subjective. But nice job with the absolutes.

      Me, I love a homemade cheeseburger (actually, a better example is homemade pizza, which, out of my oven, blows the doors off anything you'll find at a restaurant, at least around these parts). But I'll also fully admit to enjoying a McDonald's quarter pounder and some fries. Do I know the food is utterly terrible for me? Yes. Does it taste like a "real" burger? No. It tastes like McDonald's. And guess what? I *like it*. OHNOES!

      Seriously, quit being a fucking snob. Sometimes people just like "bad" food (I also like KD and Doritos... suck on that).

    11. Re:the taste? by girlintraining · · Score: 1

      That's a common myth. Check a bag of Olestra-using chips (if you can find one); you'll see no such warning.

      They existed when it first came out. It wasn't removed for over a year, and by that time, the public opinion had all but killed the product. It is still banned in the UK and Canada.

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    12. Re:the taste? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Animal fat may not be a significant risk in moderation, but the modern western person typically eats far more than we would have done historically, combined with modern farming methods tending to make animal meat fattier than it would be in the past.

      In the last century we have been living longer, exercising less and eating more (fatty food in particular), all of which could contribute to the increase in heart attacks, yet you choose to correlate it with an increased consumption of omega-6 oils. Do I need to comment further on that?

      It is good to be sceptical about completely new foods being brought into our diet, but artificial products aren't always bad. The problem with most artificial food products is that they were either developed to save money, or simply improve flavour (without regard to health implications).

    13. Re:the taste? by cvnautilus · · Score: 1

      The issue of Foie Gras is much more complicated than just "PETA said so." That's a deliberate cover-up of the truth. In reality, the method of making Foie Gras (gavage) is so grossly inhumane it's sad we continue doing it just because "it tastes good". If anyone is interested, there's a fascinating talk on TED about it.

  13. plain old low tech food by mtrachtenberg · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm lucky enough to live in an area where real food is grown in the ground, pulled out, washed and sold. That means I don't have to buy food where sugar has been replaced by corn syrup (because it's just as good!), oils have been replaced with whatever is cheapest (because it's just as good), cows have been fed corn -- or worse -- instead of wheat (because it's just as good!).

    Every time industry tries to improve food, it seems to make things worse.

    It's one thing to try to develop high yield crops, but engineering high tech food to reduce Americans' calorie intake is insane, when you could simply put sin taxes on soda.

    1. Re:plain old low tech food by bakawolf · · Score: 1

      missing the entire point, aren't we?
      I want to EAT my cake.

    2. Re:plain old low tech food by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The crack, mods, the crack! It is not good for you. How is this a troll?

      Where exactly has the food industry actually improved our food in terms of quality and taste? All I can see is a constant trend to bland, overprocessed, undifferentiated, utterly boring crap. I am no zealot, you can't escape that all the time, but whenever I got time I try to prepare my own meals from food that, as the parent stated it, was "grown in the ground, pulled out, washed and sold". I don't even care if it is healthier, it is better, it has an actual taste.

      So, dear food chemists, you can take your nanotech low-fat mayonnaise and shove it. I'll keep making my own when I need some. Yep, it's full of fat, so is the cauliflower gratin I just had - lightly sauteed cauliflower baked in a mix of egg yolk, butter, creme double and roquefort, add salt, pepper, chili power, saffron and lime juice to taste. That's why I don't gorge myself on it. How about just exerting some self-control instead of lowering calorie intake by pseudo-food substitutes?

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    3. Re:plain old low tech food by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > cows have been fed corn -- or worse -- instead of wheat (because it's just as good!).

      Pretty sure cows don't normally eat wheat.

    4. Re:plain old low tech food by orasio · · Score: 1

      ... cows have been fed corn -- or worse -- instead of wheat (because it's just as good!).

      No way.
      Cows are supposed to eat grass, off the ground.
      They do that here in Uruguay, and it's one of the reasons why we get good prices for the beef.

    5. Re:plain old low tech food by sourcerror · · Score: 1

      1, Feeding cows with wheat is pretty expensive. I don't think it was ever done in history (other than getting rid of old, excess wheat).
      2, Please tell me, how is sugar more healthy than corn syrup?

      I don't think you have any idea what you're eating, and how it affects your health.

    6. Re:plain old low tech food by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      missing the entire point, aren't we?

      I want to EAT my cake.

      The cake is a lie.

    7. Re:plain old low tech food by Angst+Badger · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's altering food that's the problem. I sat down last year with a couple of nutrition texts and assembled a list of actual bodily needs and discovered that I could get everything in the form of pills. It turns out to be surprisingly cheap and easy, especially once you realize that you don't actually have to consume protein: you digest proteins into amino acids before they're absorbed in the gut, so you just need to get the necessary amino acids. I've gone as long as two months at a time without consuming any "food", and my weight and general health are both excellent. (I could go longer, but food is involved in social situations where I'd rather not explain what I'm doing.) After a few weeks, the stomach shrinks so you no longer feel hungry. You also don't have to pass waste nearly as often, since you're not consuming all that useless garbage that the body doesn't need. And then there's all the time wasted with meals that I've reclaimed.

      My main complaint is that most of the nutrients I'm consuming in pill form still come from natural sources. I'd much rather they were synthesized so I could be assured of their purity instead of relying on haphazard evolved-instead-of-designed natural processes. (There's also the problem that I still have to obtain fats by occasionally eating a handful of nuts.) Instead of playing silly engineering games with plants and animals and whatever random crap they contain, I'd rather bypass the whole atavistic mess and live as if we have actual science now.

      Of course, if you're a foodie, none of this will have any appeal, but if you eat mainly because you have to, there are alternatives.

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    8. Re:plain old low tech food by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree 100% with mtrachtenberg. So much of the world starves and ignorant, pig headed, lazy Americans spend fortunes on making "low-fat mayonnaise taste like the real thing", HOLY CRAP! WE ARE ASSHOLES! Who really cares!? Mayonnaise!? Really!? This is what we do with our “advanced” technology? Learn to cook, get up and grow a garden, get off your pathetic lazy ass and apply yourself. America is always looking for the quick fix; let's cover up our basic problems with new experimental remedies. Let's not look at the fact that people eat crap food, don't exercise, don't get enough sleep, don't drink enough water, don't get out in nature, don’t have healthy relationships, use so many varieties of pills that they need more pills to fix side effects of other pills. How far is this going to go? This sounds pretty self destructive to me. Food in nature is a balanced cycle; perfected over millions of years, but you know (/sarcasam on) humans can make it better. I mean it’s flawed right? If we can’t have the "low-fat mayonnaise taste like the real thing" then surely something in nature must be flawed. It’s not the humans that are flawed. Right? (/sarcasam off) *sigh*

    9. Re:plain old low tech food by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      Cows do not eat wheat, it would be just as bad as feeding them corn.

      Oh and you are a Luddite.

    10. Re:plain old low tech food by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Find me all natural or organic corn syrup and when you can't you'll realize why.

    11. Re:plain old low tech food by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Food in nature is a balanced cycle; perfected over millions of years, but you know (/sarcasam on) humans can make it better. I mean it’s flawed right?

      Yes, and the proof of this is in the fact that what you think of as "food in nature" is in fact the product of selective breeding by humans. You moron.

    12. Re:plain old low tech food by mtrachtenberg · · Score: 1

      Yes, I know. I meant grass. My earlier correction appears to have disappeared.

      No, I am not a luddite. I am all for using technology to improve the world. But I am not for using technology to develop non-food versions of food, so that food companies can profit by reducing the nutritional value of their products.

    13. Re:plain old low tech food by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2, Please tell me, how is sugar more healthy than corn syrup?

      Find me all natural or organic corn syrup and when you can't you'll realize why.

      That doesn't answer the question in any way. "Natural" does not equal "healthy". You can either show empirically how sugar is healthier than corn syrup, or you can admit that you don't know. You chose the latter with your previous post. You may want to try again.

    14. Re:plain old low tech food by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How very short sighted and closed minded of you. What you say is obvious, so what is your point? Trace your selectively bred plants and animals back to their domestication and what will you say now? You do realize that plant and animal life was around for millions of years before humans, yes? Regardless of all that, this is what I meant by “Food in nature is a balanced cycle; perfected over millions of years”; the cycle of sunlight to plant, plant to prey, prey to predator and predator back to the earth. I wasn’t talking about the banana you had for a snack. Selective breeding is not unnatural; animals do it all the time and so do we. Nanofood is certainly unnatural however; how long would it take to selectively breed a fat-free pig that produces fat-free bacon and still has all the taste of bacon from a regular pig? Well one would think this sounds kind of silly and rightly so, it couldn’t be done through selective breeding. So I am asking then; is the pig flawed? Or are we flawed because we want to change this pig through unnatural means to achieve a goal that currently suits our needs? A need created by our own unhealthy habits mind you.

    15. Re:plain old low tech food by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What you say is obvious, so what is your point?

      That it directly contradicts your claim. You said humans can't possibly improve on nature. Selective breeding proves that they not only can, but have been doing so for millenia.

    16. Re:plain old low tech food by izomiac · · Score: 1

      Might I suggest honey as the organic/natural version of HFCS-55? With the exception of protein impurities, you have to do an analysis of the radioactive isotopes to tell the difference.

    17. Re:plain old low tech food by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does your wonder-diet contain little things that are not found in pills? I'm a bit of a foodie, but I'd like to be able to save time once in a while by scarfing down a tablespoon of nutritious pills. However, I wonder what little things that science does not yet know about, or just starts to analyze, are missing from the pills? It's not all carbs, fats and vitamins. There HAVE to be other side-products that may HUGELY improve our metabolism and cell health.

    18. Re:plain old low tech food by value_added · · Score: 1

      ep, it's full of fat, so is the cauliflower gratin I just had - lightly sauteed cauliflower baked in a mix of egg yolk, butter, creme double and roquefort, add salt, pepper, chili power, saffron and lime juice to taste. That's why I don't gorge myself on it. How about just exerting some self-control instead of lowering calorie intake by pseudo-food substitutes?

      Self-control is necessary only if you don't cook. Which few do, attributing the time required as some sort of trade-off, presumably so they can do something more interesting like reading labels on factory food package, or worse, watching more TV.

      Admittedly, there is a perversion in a market when everything (except fresh fruits and vegetables are affordable) for daily eating, and sugar is cheapest of all. But if you regularly cook, you can't help but get back in touch with what's healthy and nutritious, and just as important, tasty. Deserts are just one example. They take time to prepare and the better ones require an inordinate amount of expensive ingredients. That you don't want to make them every day translates it into "you don't want to make them every day" which translates into the very simple adage of "you don't eat them every day".

      Convenience food? Bad for society, but I've never understood the appeal of such things (with or without nanotechnology). Snacking for me has always been nibbling on the food that's being prepared in the kitchen.

      Your recipe sounds yummy, BTW. I find that if your ingredients are high quality, sauteing in olive oil (with a dash of butter) works fine for just about anything. Cauliflower, of course, does seem to want egg yolk. If you enjoy saffron, consider adding some to an ordinary risotto made with something like porcini mushrooms.

    19. Re:plain old low tech food by alexkorban · · Score: 1

      It would be interesting to see your list of pills. I'm also wondering what sort of long term effect not consuming food would have on the digestive system (and its bacterial flora in particular).

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    20. Re:plain old low tech food by wardred · · Score: 1

      Do a google search for lab results showing rats getting fatter off of the same number of calories from corn syrup than the others who had sugar.

    21. Re:plain old low tech food by wardred · · Score: 1

      *Shrug*. First, it's not our job to feed the starving people in - choose your impoverished 3rd world nation here. We have the corn and wheat to do it, for now. Heck, we find subsidized ways of turning said substances into fuel so it doesn't simply rot. We *DO* contribute tons of food stuffs, probably more than just about anybody specifically for these purposes. (Been a while since I've looked at these numbers.)

      Even if it were our job, in many cases we'd have to basically invade the country to make sure the food made it to the impoverished masses, and we do such a *good* job of managing conquered countries after we defeat its military. Even if we did that and didn't make things worse, that wouldn't necessarily solve the *root* problem of too many people for the land and their tech base to support. In some cases food and medical aide causes a temporary increase in the population without adding anything to their ability to grow their own foods and makes things worse. Does that mean I think we should do *nothing*? No, but I do think that outside of disaster relief, we should spend more time really studying the problem rather than simply exporting food, and more effort building infrastructure in those countries than simply making them dependent on food shipments from foreign powers with no real vested interest in keeping those food shipments coming.

      Second, we have a *HUGE* obesity problem here, and most of us who eat preprepared foods probably aren't going to go back to eating foods "the way mother nature intended them to be eaten" no matter how much you bitch and whine at people. Hell, tell a person you're going to make their set 400% more efficient on standby, but it'll take less than a minute extra to power up when they get home and you get riots. So if we can find a way to make that lard burger taste like a lard burger with 1/3 less lard - and no nasty surprise side effects - bonus. I'm dubious about our ability to accomplish that, but if we can, I see no reason not to. *More testing would be good before mass release of said foods.* The way we've decided to work, with a 40 hour work week - minimum - for *both* halves of a family, assuming you're not in a single parent home, doesn't help. We spend more time on work, on average, then even the Japanese.

      Third - America's obesity problem is slowly becoming the rest of the first world's obesity problem. Cube farms, to me, are at least as detrimental to the health of a country as bad food. Combine the two, along with leisure activities that are also sedentary, and you run into some real problems.

      Fourth - if we lazy American's aren't doing the job of feeding the masses, despite exporting more food - even our Franken Foods - than just about anybody, why not have them step in to make up the difference? Heck, maybe they'd have a fresh idea or two. Or, get *your* community jazzed about - *pick your favorite charity here.*

      That's not to say that we don't use our current economic and military might in ways that are incredibly sort sighted and very much corporate profits now, let the next generation worry about the consequences way, but if we're doing such a shoddy job of aide, please, encourage others to pick up the slack, or do so yourself.

      For better or worse we've become a white collar work force with *LONG* hours. Even if we start changing our culture so we're more active - both in the workforce and recreational - those changes take time, and many won't make the change. If we manage to get foods to those who won't make the change that are just as filling, taste just about as good, but contain 50% less calories, corn syrup, and salt, then why not? I do agree that it should be clearly labeled for those who want to avoid it, and it'd be nice to see the foods tested for more than they generally are, but "fast food" is already known to be about as processed and bad for you as it gets. If we can make it *less bad*, then that would go a ways to making millions more healthy. The trick, of course, is making it less bad rather than worse.

    22. Re:plain old low tech food by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's one thing to try to develop high yield crops, but engineering high tech food to reduce Americans' calorie intake is insane, when you could simply put sin taxes on soda.

      What if someone wants to enjoy a low calorie meal with a high calorie meal flavour? I for one would love the choice to be able to eat a grease filled steak burger with fatty chips that gives me the same nutrition as piece of grilled fish with a low fat salad(or any other healthy meal).

  14. excellent TED talk by phantomfive · · Score: 5, Informative

    Here is an excellent TED talk that talks about genetically modified food and the fear it creates. He makes the point that fear of the foods is causing significantly more harm than those foods ever have. He compares it to vaccine boycotters, and how each group gets their sense of danger completely out of proportion (really, the danger of measles is much worse than the danger of the vaccine).

    In the case of these foods, there isn't even a danger that it will get out into the wild and reproduce or anything like that. If they turn out bad, we can stop making them, it's as simple as that. The risk is really quite modest.

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    1. Re:excellent TED talk by raddan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm not so sure that's true. Vaccines are subject to extensive scrutiny, because the risks of something going wrong are high. The CDC protocols ensure that there is a process to eliminate problems, and to identify them early if things start to go wrong. With vaccines, the benefit far outweighs the cost.

      There is nothing of the kind in place for food, probably because historically, the public health problems resulting from new food production have been virtually nonexistent. You can hardly compare the two. But we don't really know what the problems will be for transgenic/nano foods. They're too new. It's a small consolation to someone who develops cancer years down the road to say "I guess we should stop making it now." To be honest, I don't know the right answer-- the kind of testing that new drugs get would be prohibitively expensive in the food industry. But it's disingenuous to say that the risk is modest. The risk is unknown.

    2. Re:excellent TED talk by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      I am a biochemist, and as such, I do not see significant danger in most gene-modified food. I am also a gourmet, and as such, I see a loss of diversity and a flood of bland, homogeneous and uninteresting industrial food substitutes. I don't fear the stuff - I despise it for aesthetic reasons.

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    3. Re:excellent TED talk by Panaflex · · Score: 4, Insightful

      GMO corn and soybeans are regularly found crossing into other fields, sometimes miles away... you can't stop the spread of pollen.

      I agree with the speaker on many points, but the honest truth is that humanity is rather poor at predicting long-term dangers in products. Radium, mercury, benzene, tobacco, asbestos and PCB's were all thought to be minimally safe, or containable, or easily managed.

      Food is a basic necessity for all humans, and I think we should be making better crops, more nutritional foods, and increasing the sustainability of farming and ranching. But honest labeling should be mandated to allow consumers to make informed choices. Making a bad choice is allowable.

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    4. Re:excellent TED talk by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Ah, that is too bad then, because genetic modifications have done wonderful things for fruit taste in the last decade or two. It used to be any fruit you got in the supermarket was bland and distasteful. Now you can actually get tomatoes that are full of flavor, for example. Strawberries are a lot better tasting than they used to be as well. To say nothing of peaches.....

      The best fruit is still only accessible from your own private tree, but supermarket fruit has definitely seen an increase in quality.

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    5. Re:excellent TED talk by orasio · · Score: 1

      You mean that a soy producer, after growing RR soy/RR wheat year after year, applying Roundup every time, for the length of ten years, is free to stop doing that and growing some other grain?
      I was under the assumption that it's not that easy to walk away from herbicide-based crops.
      Please enlighten me, I'm all ears.

    6. Re:excellent TED talk by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      In the case of tomatoes, I don't think the main factor was GM - people were getting fed up by watery hothouse tomato-lookalikes. I think the quality generally improved by customer demand, GM or not, over the last years. Might be the same with peaches and strawberries, but fruit are not my area of expertise, to be honest.

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    7. Re:excellent TED talk by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Why did you believe that? I was specifically referring in my statement to 'nano' foods, though. Apparently that wasn't clear.

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    8. Re:excellent TED talk by Knuckles · · Score: 1

      I don't trust supposed scientists who cannot differentiate between genetically-modified and nano food.
      Also, I don't think I can count the number of catastrophes (even in the ca. 30 years I can overlook) that have followed declarations of scientists that all is safe.

      Science is great as long as it follows its own method, but far too often scientists (and worse, their teenage fans on slashdot) are not very distinguishable from religious nuts.

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    9. Re:excellent TED talk by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      To be fair - I was not commenting on nanotech at all up there, I just took the GP's comparison to GM and developed it further. Actually, I don't want to go into the safety debate on nano-modified food at all, as I have no data on that. My main point was the aesthetic component, which, for me is reason enough to avoid the stuff, so the safety aspects are rather moot for me personally. While I can't compete with your UID, I am by no means teenage, by the way. So kindly avoid lashing out, would you?

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    10. Re:excellent TED talk by Knuckles · · Score: 1

      I didn't mean to lump you into the "nut" group, sorry. I'm reading the whole discussion and overall it's just been annoyingly full of people who basically claim that missing evidence of danger equals proof of no danger, and that they don't need to care about food production because they are not farmers.

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    11. Re:excellent TED talk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe by 'these foods' he's referring to the ones in the summary. IE: potato chips, which are pretty much guaranteed not to reproduce.

      I agree wholeheartedly about choice, though. As much as I'm in favor of GMO and nanotech, I don't expect others to be, and I want to know what is and isn't.

    12. Re:excellent TED talk by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      Fair enough. As a scientist, I completely understand your point.

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    13. Re:excellent TED talk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First, the fear is justified, we are talking about introducing pesticides in our food via genes.No thanks.

      If you want to eat GMO, that's all right, but LET ME CHOOSE if I want to participate in this experiment or not.

      The real fear is the one GMO manufacturers have: their consumers knowing what they are doing. In USA they got the gob to let them HIDE labeling food being GMO. They got from Bush father the right to NOT test the consequences of their consumption as medicaments need.

      We should care when eating genes experiments. I worked in farma industry and women will get genetic modifications that are transmitted to their children JUST for breathing some components dust.

      The "nothing happens when adding toad genes to brocolli" is BS. They don't understand what they are doing. A big part of the sequence is destroyed in the process.

      You should talk with GM experts that are not PR machines.

    14. Re:excellent TED talk by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      It used to be any fruit you got in the supermarket was bland and distasteful. Now you can actually get tomatoes that are full of flavor, for example. Strawberries are a lot better tasting than they used to be as well. To say nothing of peaches...

      All of these foods have been GMO-altered for non-flavor purposes in ways that make them less desirable as a foodstuff. In particular, all of them have less desirable texture than they used to.

      The best fruit is still only accessible from your own private tree, but supermarket fruit has definitely seen an increase in quality.

      These days they gas fruit to improve its appearance, but it doesn't improve its quality in any way. I think you're just fooling yourself. But what do I know? I only grew up where this food comes from.

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    15. Re:excellent TED talk by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      The thing is, there may be, possibly, a downside to these foods. However, there are huge KNOWN advantages. The movie mentions it. Genetically modified food is keeping people from going blind in Africa. It is extending lives. These are huge upsides. Given that the downsides up to now are mainly theoretical, it would be disingenuous to blanketly oppose them, on grounds that there may be some unknown problem.

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    16. Re:excellent TED talk by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      But what do I know?

      Not much obviously. Otherwise you wouldn't have made such a lame appeal to authority, which I can do one better. I grew up actually picking the stuff. What do you have to say about that?

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    17. Re:excellent TED talk by Wheat · · Score: 1

      Turns out that high-fructose corn syrup is really quite bad for us. We haven't stopped making that. It's really naive to think that because a food has negative health effects on the population that people will stop making it.

    18. Re:excellent TED talk by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 1

      But honest labeling should be mandated to allow consumers to make informed choices. Making a bad choice is allowable.

      But on the other hand, I don't see how one's curiosity or beliefs should dictate policy. I mean, I'm sure Muslims want to avoid Haraam food, but that is simply their faith, not a scientific concern, and since there is no evidence* whatsoever to indicate that GMO corn or whatever is in any way detrimental to human health, that is also more akin to a faith than a reasonable concern; should we really require things specifically labeled based on non-scientific beliefs or aesthetics? A bit of an extreme example, but you might go to hell if you eat food containing pig gelatin. Should things be labeled as Kosher or Halal by mandate? Without reasonable scientific evidence, I say no. If you want to self label that's fine, but no one else should be forced to conform to the beliefs of a vocal group of genetic engineering denialists.

      *Unless you count debunked crank evidence. There are plenty of 'smoking gun' studies 'proving' that GMOs cause [insert disease here]. But let's face it, anything controversial will have studies supporting both sides. There are studies proving homeopathy works. What I mean is that there are no good, robust, thorough studies detailing human harm by approved for consumption GMOs.

    19. Re:excellent TED talk by Vellmont · · Score: 1


      I agree with the speaker on many points, but the honest truth is that humanity is rather poor at predicting long-term dangers in products.

      You include some things we were wrong about, but you don't include the things we were right about. An honest assessment if we're good at predicting long term dangers would take into account both right and wrong and not just pull out famous examples where we were very wrong.


      But honest labeling should be mandated to allow consumers to make informed choices. Making a bad choice is allowable.

      What would you propose labeling? GMO vs non GMO?

      The problem with GMO is it's an incredibly broad categorization that's essentially meaningless. GMO is a technique of modifying organisms, not something that really tells the consumer anything meaningful. How am I, a consumer, supposed to make an informed decision about something labeled GMO? It really tells me nothing about HOW it was genetically modified. Labeling a product as being GMO could mean anything from the plant contains some new protein I might be allergic to, to being modified to now contain Vitamin D. That's not a decision, that's just irrational fear.

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    20. Re:excellent TED talk by Vellmont · · Score: 1


      But it's disingenuous to say that the risk is modest. The risk is unknown.

      Holy cow! That sounds TERRIBLE!

      Hey, BTW, do you know the risks of all the "normal", non GMO/nano foods? Have they all undergone extensive testing, or are the risks of eating those "unknown" as well? Someone once told me a folk tale about how eating mung beans will make you go blind. Has that ever been tested?

      Life is an unsafe experiment. Risks need to be weighed against other risks, not weighed against zero risk (which doesn't exist). Right now there's some very high KNOWN risks of eating foods high in salt, saturated fat, trans-fat, sugar, etc. Our food policy in the US encourages us to produce large quantities of non-nutritious foods that wind up being far cheaper than the higher quality alternatives. Which do you think consumers are going to choose? But yet the flurry of food stories and worry concentrates on this GMO/nano-food/OMG WE DON'T KNOW THE RISKS. Why not concentrate on the known risks of our existing food policy?

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    21. Re:excellent TED talk by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 1

      I too consider myself a gourmet, so I can sympathize with your concerns, however, they are completely unfounded. I am a horticulture student, and while one of my greatest horticultural interests is the development and utilization of underutilized crops (particularly fruits), and the other is genetic engineering, and I do not consider completely embracing both (genetically engineering all the crops we grow and dramatically expanding the number of species we grow) to be contradictory. What you're talking about are two very different things. Most of the loss in crop diversity has nothing to do with genetic engineering, but with the use of hybridized lines to produce food aimed at shipping ability, not taste. It was not genetic engineering that replaced, for example, heirloom tomatoes with big red common store tomatoes; it was simple hybridization, breeding, the same thing that created the heirloom tomatoes, just used for a different purpose. The reason we have these shippable hybrids is due to market forces and the economies of scale present in large scale efficient agriculture, so don't make genetic engineering into a whipping boy here; it isn't at fault. I for one support that large scale agriculture because it enables much greater output and I think that it's lack of ability to produce diverse foods is a fixable flaws that genetic engineering can help to address, if we use it in that way. A lot of people assume hybrids are genetically modified, and while their genes certainty are modified, it is not in the sense that advanced technology was used, it's just good old fashioned breeding techniques.

      So basically, the idea that genetic engineering somehow reduces crop selection doesn't make any more sense than saying that breeding reduces biodiversity. If anything, we could use it to increase crop selection, because in the end, genetic engineering is just a tool, not a way of life, but it is an exceptionally powerful tool. For example, there are people working on traits that delay ripening in tomatoes, and this could enable once unshippable tomato varieties to be grown commercially.

      I envision a future supermarket where produce is the biggest section is the biggest aisle. One with fresh jaboticaba, cloudberry, midgen berry, pawpaw, rose apple, bunya, pulasan, baobab, oca, zabala, guajilote, yellowhorn, mangosteen, mabolo, marula, shipova, quandong, yacon, queule, safou, goumi, salak...I could keep going. One with new 'grains' like amaranth, sorghum, quinoa, or Job's tears in large use, where exotic spices and other things like rosita de cacao, rooibos, and lemonade sumac used to their culinary potential. (I wouldn't mind seeing meats like kangaroo, iguana, guinea ping, grasshopper, and emu see more use either, but that's not my field.) There is a huge world of largely uncultivated plants out there, so many fruits and vegetables and spices and nuts that we just don't use. Imagine the culinary possibilities (and the agricultural benefits of polyculture) that could come with the full usage of these plants, dishes made from plants from every continent, mixed and rearranged and selected for each cooking style's focus, like a French take on dotorimuk, or a Japanese tejate. And genetic engineering can help to make this a reality; plants are at the heart of cuisine and genes are at the heart of plants. Maybe not in our lifetimes, but as the science progresses and we develop and refine the technique I think we can use it to overcome almost any agricultural obstacle, and future generations will look at the FUD spewed forth by GE denialists just like we today (most of us anyway) look at the early anti-vaccine movement that opposed Edward Jenner. It is not an enemy, it is a large potential friend, if it is used in the right way. I hope more people will come to realize this.

    22. Re:excellent TED talk by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      Don't get me wrong - I am aware of hybrid sorts and the damage that seed companies have done to the diversity of produce. I didn't mean to imply that the decline of diversity and the general blandness began with genetic modification. I am a biochemist myself, and I have enough insight into agriculture. You are definitely right that genetic manipulation can be used to beneficial goals, and I am all for it. All I wanted to say is that it is definitely NOT used to its potential at the moment. As long as the revenue of the huge agrobusiness companies dictates the use of GM, not much good will come out of it - that's what I am saying. They are not interested in baobab - they are interested in a soy monoculture to feed feedlot cattle standing to their knees in their own manure, because that's where the profit is.

      If you make it your goal to implement the use of GM you described, you have my full support. I, too, am interested in underused and rare crops. I have to admit, though, that I do not know half of those named by you. I have my work set out for me, I guess! Quinoa, sorghum and spelt are already part of my usual routine, as well as absolutely underused wild herbs like sorrel, dandelion and nettle. Good luck with your horticulture studies - and may your vision of a supermarket come true in out lifetime!

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    23. Re:excellent TED talk by sjames · · Score: 1

      The thing is, vaccines are much much safer than genetically altered foods. If in 20 years, we discover that a specific vaccine is a problem, we will quit making it and it will be gone. OTOH, if in 20 years we realize that modified corn is causing an explosion in the cancer rate, we will also likely discover that there is no corn anywhere in the world that doesn't then carry the gene that was added. Then what?

      It's not the individual modifications that are a problem, it's their potential irreversibility. Even that MIGHT be overcome IFF we could trust the manufacturers to put the wellbeing of humanity before their next quarterly profits, but time and again we have seen that we can't.

      The nanofoods are less a worry since as you point out, we actually CAN stop making them. However I wouldn't call them worry free. Look at how much of a problem pharmaceuticals sometimes cause. Then consider how bad it would have been if practically everyone had been taking it. Then add in that testing requirements for foods are MUCH less strict than for drugs.

      Remember when people used margarine laden with trans-fats because it was "healthier" than butter? That after forgetting that margarine was actually a substitute for butter invented during WWII rationing and had nothing to do with health.

    24. Re:excellent TED talk by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      if in 20 years we realize that modified corn is causing an explosion in the cancer rate

      This is worth paying attention to, but if you are honest, you will have to admit the odds of it happening are quite small. You talk about an explosion in the cancer rate.....that sounds on the order of if everyone were smoking or something. Can you really say that eating corn is likely to be as bad as smoking? It's not like we don't know what the corn is made out of.....after it's grown, we can look at it and say, "Oh yeah, we know all the things in this corn are safe."

      Furthermore, you are talking about some theoretical problems that may or may not happen some time in the future......whereas we are getting significant, very real, very good effects from genetically modified crops right now, as the movie points out. There is no reason to knee-jerk to opposition every time something new comes out.

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    25. Re:excellent TED talk by sjames · · Score: 1

      Can you really say that eating corn is likely to be as bad as smoking?

      If the corn's genome is normal, certainly not. If it is modified in a way that produces carcinogens, who knows? The point is that the option at that point could be between never again consume corn or die of cancer.

      IF there was a sure fire way to remove all plants carrying that modification from the environment, that would be different, but plants by their nature spread their genetic properties around.

      If the work wasn't being sponsored by psychopaths, I might feel a bit better about it.

      Many of the 'benefits' from GM plants are questionable, others more clearly beneficial.

  15. Healthier or Frankenfood? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes. Both.

    Eventually we'll have nifty computerized models of the human body that will reasonably accurately predict long-term effects of this kind of manipulation. In the interim, we have our rather primitive models of the human body (we think molecules of this type do X, we think this other type does Y, etc etc). And testing on e.g. animals.

    Everything is kind of a crapshoot, though. High Fructose Corn Syrup is an extremely well-known sugar and it's still causing lots of controversy, for example. Even basic wood-grilled food has carcinogens in it. Any way we process food at all changes its properties--that's kinda the point (lest we all eat raw meat and get sick/die of bacterial or parasitic infections all the time).

    The trick is to balance the good bits of processing with the bad. Nanofoods have huge potential for both, as does processing in general (and, in general, more processing -> more potential for both good and bad). The raw food advocates are a bit silly in that regard, as they ignore the good parts of processing and focus on the bad--we as a society need to be more balanced about it.

  16. Depends by Sperbels · · Score: 2, Insightful

    [quote] So can nanotech create a healthier world, or is it just frightening Franken-food?"[/quote] That depends on what's being done. You can't paint the whole thing with the broad brush of nanotech and say it's good or bad. The process you use must be made public so that the end product (and waste products) can be evaluated by the whole community as good or bad.

    1. Re:Depends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nanotech is very dangerous. It can be abused as potent weapon or as a means of subjugation, even in foods. And there's the threat of simple engineering failure.

      Openness and strict control - maybe stricter than with medicine - is required.

  17. The regulatory two-step... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm going to guess, just for giggles, the following:

    1.Any regulation of these novel techniques will be resisted on the grounds of "consumer choice"

    2. Any requirement that foodstuffs incorporating these novel techniques be identified as such in any way will be resisted as "confusing" or "alarmist".

    3. People will have no idea what they are buying; but their "decisions" will be held up as a vindication for consumer satisfaction with the new techniques.

    1. Re:The regulatory two-step... by Lumpy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Most of the crap that comes in a cardboard box or plastic container is utter crap to begin with.

      If you want to eat "safely" then dont touch anything that in packaging. go to a meat counter where they can cut and wrap your meat, go to a market to get your veggies... Buy flour to make your own pasta and breads if you cant find a good bakery that uses decent ingredients.

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    2. Re:The regulatory two-step... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hmm, so you trust a paper bag with the word "flour" (likely bleached and vitamin enhanced) but not a cardboard box with an ingredients list of "semolina flour"? Interesting, very interesting.

    3. Re:The regulatory two-step... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      Trouble is, while the "nothing packaged" heuristic will largely keep you away from any of the thousands of varieties of carefully flavored and textured corn syrup that purport to be a wide variety of food items, it is worth approximately fuck-all if you want to avoid a potential ingredient that you are worried about...

      Watching the meat dude cut and wrap your meat gives you the warm and fuzzies; but not control over whether that meat has been eating ground-up sheep spines, antibiotics, and feed grains that were cheap because they had fungicide levels exceeding those legal for human consumption.

      Your ability to discern whether or not the dew-kissed produce at the produce stand were being bathed in organophosphates two weeks ago.

      My point in "The regulatory two-step" is that, you often find yourself in the situation of having neither the information needed to make a "choice" in any meaningful sense, nor the protection of any (enforced) regulation.

    4. Re:The regulatory two-step... by hallux.sinister · · Score: 1

      What makes you think that's safe? Your prejudice against plastic and cardboard packaging won't help you, Lumpy. Unless you personally verified the quality of the food, water, and air going into the animals whose carcasses are being carved up at the meat counter, as well as the drugs they may have been given, you're not really any safer. The beef you get, for example, was fed with a mixture that included the extracts of OF THE FAT OF OTHER COWS, which I'm told is permitted only in some countries. (I think Japan, for instance, had the good sense to outlaw this...) since the cows can pass diseases to each other this way. It's how they make extra money off the fat they can't do anything else with, they use it to make the other cows fatter without having to buy or produce more of the other ingredients, like hay, corn, molasses, etc. I can't imagine they do things much different with other animals. As for the wheat, since the GMO wheat you're so scared of is modified before it even goes in the ground, making your own pasta won't help you, since you'll be using flour made from the same wheat. Here's what you need to do, Lump, if you really want to live "healthy" without the fear you will be contaminated by FrankenFood. Live in a cave, thousands of miles from anyone else. Raise all your own crops yourself, inside the cave, seal it off from the outside world, so the bad air won't contaminate them. Purify your own air and water, use NO spices you didn't also grow yourself. Test all the seeds and plants and animals you started with, to ensure no GMO contamination, etc., and prepare to live a miserable, sad, lonely existence. You know what, this would be way easier to do on a spaceship, or space station, off earth altogether. Why not just get off the planet, since there are so many dangers here you might eat something "bad". By the way, do you like corn? You do know that corn, A.K.A. maize, is something the Native Americans/Mexicans modified from thousands of years ago, when it started out as a species of grass, right? So no matter how pure you might think corn is, for instance, it's not. That goes for many of our other crops and animals, (domesticated) though not to the extent corn has been. You just can't get away from it, so might as well enjoy it.

  18. Franken Food by thewiz · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Count me out!
    I don't think anyone wants food made from this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al_franken
    Well, maybe this guy would: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hannibal_lecter

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  19. Good grief by IICV · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That blog post is entirely useless - all it does is take the New Scientist article, sprinkle in some extra paranoid fear-mongering, mix delicately and bake on high heat for ten minutes.

    Why even link to it? Oh right, because "separsons" is probably the same person as the "Sarah Parsons" who wrote the blog post in the first place.

  20. The real issue by dpilot · · Score: 1

    Is it about making food better, or making food more profitable.

    Sometimes those two interests align, but many times they don't

    Profitability as the highest, if not only motive has done a lot to strengthen the distrust of genetically modified food.

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  21. Blah, blah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I as an eater have the ultimate vested interest in what I eat.

    I just want my food provider to tell me the truth about what goes inside. Then, I'll take my decisions.

    I couldn't care less about the revenues of some agrobusiness complex. May they go out of business.

  22. Good Omens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This all reminds me of Good Omens, where one of the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse comes out with a line of diet foods that taste as good as the real thing, but have absolutely no nutritional value - so the people waste away enjoying their favorite foods to the end.

  23. Star Trek food! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So that's how Deanna Troi stayed so thin while eating all those double chocolate sundaes. :)

  24. The answer is sadly too clear... by VShael · · Score: 1

    Sure it *could* make healthier and tastier food, but where's the profit in that?

    Monsanto could have made genetically modified wheat that produced more food.
    But no, that discovery was done by a man who was more interested in solving hunger, than attaining personal profit. (Norman Borlaug, greatest human being in history.)

    Monsanto would rather introduce the whole "Defective by design" element into the food chain.

  25. low-fat mayonnaise taste like the real thing by wiredog · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but can they give it the taste and consistency of Kraft Extra Heavy Mayo? Available from Amazon!

  26. I have news for you... by 2names · · Score: 3, Informative

    It's ALL Franken-food, every damn bit of it. If you don't grow it yourself it has been modified. In some cases, you can't even rely on the purity of the food you grow yourself because the seeds or starter plants have been modified.

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    1. Re:I have news for you... by nobodylocalhost · · Score: 1

      it's franken-food regardless even if you grow it yourself. you honestly think that miracle grow plant food you use as fertilizer doesn't change the taste and modify the property of the plant?

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    2. Re:I have news for you... by 2names · · Score: 1

      Next time read the entire post.

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    3. Re:I have news for you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hahahahaha - it's unbelievable how little people know about food. Of course it's not natural - most of the plants and animals we eat ARE man made - they don't exist in nature! Wheat, maize (corn), rice, tomatoes, carrots, potatoes; chicken, cows, pigs - it's ALL completely man made (in the last 10,000 years), artificial and can't survive on its own in nature.

    4. Re:I have news for you... by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 1

      How about it. It's really quite amazing that some people get all pissed about eating something that has had a gene inserted into it by humans, despite having gone through rigorous testing and producing no indications of harm, yet have no qualms about eating a few billion years worth of random accumulated mutations and natural gene transfer, later selectively bred for a few thousand years, some created through the use of mutagens.

    5. Re:I have news for you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's franken-food regardless even if you grow it yourself. you honestly think that miracle grow plant food you use as fertilizer doesn't change the taste and modify the property of the plant?

      You realize it's possible to grow food without Miracle Gro, right? (Just in case you don't, the two-acre "organic" community garden I'm working on right now begs to disagree with you.)

  27. I'll take a nano burger by PPH · · Score: 2, Funny

    Could you super size that for me?

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  28. Anyone remember spermicidal GMO Corn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Epicyte created corn in 2001 that has spermicidal properties.

    In San Diego, a small, privately-owned bio tech company, Epicyte, held a press conference in September 2001. Epicyte reported that they had successfully created the ultimate GMO crop-- contraceptive corn. To do it they had taken antibodies from women with a rare condition known as immune infertility, isolated the genes that regulated the manufacture of those infertility antibodies, and, using genetic engineering techniques, had inserted the genes into ordinary corn plants.

    “We have a hothouse filled with corn plants that make anti-sperm antibodies,” boasted Epicyte President, Mitch Hein.

    Lovely.... I am sure the population control advocates will demand this be given as part of food aid to developing countries.

    1. Re:Anyone remember spermicidal GMO Corn? by couchslug · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "Lovely.... I am sure the population control advocates will demand this be given as part of food aid to developing countries."

      Good. In our PC culture it's unfashionable to point out how ballistically fucked up the behavior and choices made by people in those countries lead to famine, war, pestilence and death. One way to fix some of that is to reduce population pressure that drives them into areas that cannot sustain them.
      Giving them food ordinarily serves to sustain their crappy decision model (which is why I oppose all foreign food aid). It doesn't FORCE them to change.
      Give them all the contraceptive corn they'll eat (not having to spew out a brat every time you get fucked had been tremendously LIBERATING to Western women!) and if they don't like it, then they can choose to abstain.

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    2. Re:Anyone remember spermicidal GMO Corn? by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      Based on the reproductive responsibility I've seen in the US, we might want to start getting this into the domestic food supply first.

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    3. Re:Anyone remember spermicidal GMO Corn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whenever I bring up the idea that the motivation behind the development of certain technologies and political initiatives is population control by any means necessary, people complain that I'm a paranoid kook. However, when I casually suggest that certain technologies or political initiatives could be used for population control purposes I get a lot of people in support of these uses on just about every forum I visit. The disconnect is quite amusing.

    4. Re:Anyone remember spermicidal GMO Corn? by AioKits · · Score: 1

      Is that an ear of corn in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

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    5. Re:Anyone remember spermicidal GMO Corn? by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 1

      Well, if it's particularly effective, I would willingly eat that corn every day to reduce my risk of an unintended pregnancy before I was ready for such a responsibility. Not all strange effects are bad you know. ;)

      [Queue jokes about Slashdot being the most effective form of birth-control.]

    6. Re:Anyone remember spermicidal GMO Corn? by Urkki · · Score: 1

      Based on the reproductive responsibility I've seen in the US, we might want to start getting this into the domestic food supply first.

      Yeah, except then use of real contraceptives would go down because a certain... let's call them optimistic instead of stupid... part of the population would think the real contraceptives aren't so important any more. So overall effect might be not only total increase in birth rate, but more STD cases as well.

      This is the classic "...then nature comes up with a better idiot" situation.

    7. Re:Anyone remember spermicidal GMO Corn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no disconnect. "X can be used for Y" does not imply "X was created specifically for Y". Your "amusement" is feigned, and a transparent Pity Riposte

    8. Re:Anyone remember spermicidal GMO Corn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously. Did you see the way she was dressed?

    9. Re:Anyone remember spermicidal GMO Corn? by hallux.sinister · · Score: 1

      I wonder how this post will be moderated if I remark "Good idea"?

    10. Re:Anyone remember spermicidal GMO Corn? by bhiestand · · Score: 1

      Good. In our PC culture it's unfashionable to point out how ballistically fucked up the behavior and choices made by people in those countries lead to famine, war, pestilence and death. One way to fix some of that is to reduce population pressure that drives them into areas that cannot sustain them.
      Giving them food ordinarily serves to sustain their crappy decision model (which is why I oppose all foreign food aid). It doesn't FORCE them to change.

      So here's a hypothetical situation for you... The country of Boson was a small, imaginary South American country with several cities larger than 100,000 people.

      In 1950, Boson had a predominately agrarian society which was able to provide adequate nutrition for most of its citizens. After a military coup, a military junta gained control of the country in 1955. Two years later, large oil reserves were discovered in the country. The government instituted exorbitant property taxes and seized the land from the farmers who were unable to pay the taxes. The government then sold the land to large multinational petroleum companies. The terms of the deal were highly profitable for the generals who negotiated it, but netted no significant returns for the national treasury or the citizens.

      Farmers who lost their land went to cities in search of jobs, but few were able to find productive work. The corrupt government has since been replaced, but the nation now has billions in outstanding foreign debts. The government can no longer afford to feed its people, but the American government has threatened sanctions if the people of Boson nationalize the oil companies or attempt to take a larger cut of the oil revenues than was previously negotiated.

      Oh, I forgot to mention that the US funded and armed the coup, the CIA assassinated opposition political leaders, and the American government sent economic advisors to Boson who advised the Boson government that this situation would create highly profitable industry in the country.

      Are you saying that, in this situation, the US shouldn't provide food aid because it would be encouraging irresponsible behavior in Boson? Is there anything the US did which was wrong, or which the US can or should do differently?

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  29. diet food? by Lumpy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Diet food already tastes like the real thing. All my veggies taste real.

    All my whole grain foods all taste real...

    Oh wait, simulated chemical created chocolate cake and high fructose corn syrup laden junk? Is that what they are trying to make taste better?

    How about simply not eating that trash?

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    Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.
    1. Re:diet food? by bnenning · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Food purity is the new "I don't have a TV".

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    2. Re:diet food? by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Now *that* is insightful!

  30. Dwight Schrute? by XanC · · Score: 1, Funny

    Is that you?

  31. Correction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

    When he said "beer", he meant "budweiser", and when he said "shit", he meant "piss".

    1. Re:Correction by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1, Funny

      When he said "beer", he meant "budweiser"

      Category mismatch. Does not compute...

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    2. Re:Correction by Dishevel · · Score: 0

      I thought that was Corona.

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      Why is it so hard to only have politicians for a few years, then have them go away?
    3. Re:Correction by Cryolithic · · Score: 1

      When he said "beer", he meant "american beer", and when he said "shit", he meant "piss".

      TFTFY

  32. The first Borg spawn... by Hylandr · · Score: 1

    We are the Borg. Lower your proteins and surrender your nucleotides. We will add our biological and technological distinctiveness to your own. Your food-culture will mutate into random and exciting directions. Resistance is futile.

    - Dan.

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    ~ People that think they are better than anyone else for any reason are the cause of all the strife in the world.
  33. Experimental food is like experimental drugs... by msimm · · Score: 1

    They might feel good, but we'll have to wait and see if/what any long-term effects might be.

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    Quack, quack.
    1. Re:Experimental food is like experimental drugs... by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Did you watch the movie? The long term effects are clearly vastly more beneficial. He explains this.

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      Qxe4
    2. Re:Experimental food is like experimental drugs... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Did you watch the movie? The long term effects are clearly vastly more beneficial. He explains this.

      Does he, now? The long-term effects are unknown, because they lie in the future. The short-term effects may very well be harmful, so it is reasonable for the individual to be concerned about them.

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      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    3. Re:Experimental food is like experimental drugs... by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Inasmuch as your sig criticizes people who talk without informing themselves, I am now calling you out as a hypocrite. You obviously haven't looked at the evidence. kthxbye.

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      Qxe4
    4. Re:Experimental food is like experimental drugs... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Inasmuch as your sig criticizes people who talk without informing themselves, I am now calling you out as a hypocrite. You obviously haven't looked at the evidence. kthxbye.

      "The evidence" is varied and contradictory but we've already seen GMO corn express genes that produce toxins in the 20th generation. We frankly have no idea of the long-term effects and to suggest that we do makes you a big fucking idiot. My lady has been an organic gardener (on a commercial scale, mind you) for years and either of us is probably more familiar with the issues than you will ever be.

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      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    5. Re:Experimental food is like experimental drugs... by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      My lady has been an organic gardener

      Then she is dumb too.

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      Qxe4
  34. A Stike by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think it is usually done like this^H^H^H^H that.

  35. (1) exercise (2) diet complicated (3) gm etc ok by doom · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Okay, here's three quick points:

    1. The main health problem among Americans is lack of exercise. Everyone essentially knows this, but we keep slinking away from the point and looking for magic diet foods. The odds are good you don't have a beer gut or a McDonald's gut, what you have is a gasoline gut.
    2. While diet is important, it's far more complicated than most of us are willing to admit. Is a low-fat diet important? But then, how do you explain the French? Is a low-calorie diet important? But then how do you explain the Japanese? The suckers will no doubt snap up novelty low-calorie diet products, but there are reasons the official recommendations haven't budged much over the years: eat a varied diet, and try to cover all the bases.
    3. High tech modified foods: it's worth watching out for problems, it may even be worth beefing up government watchdog agencies (though I suspect what we really need is just to get the existing ones to do their jobs, which means not appointing people who won't do their jobs, which means not electing Republicans, or the equivalent). But overall, I think the paranoia about food experimentation is going to turn out be misplaced (e.g. there's a not so implausible scenario where GM foods enable a wide-spread return to organic gardening, and save the planet).

    (Posted with "It's All Text". Just say no to TEXTAREAs)

    1. Re:(1) exercise (2) diet complicated (3) gm etc ok by wardred · · Score: 1

      Diet and exercise. Sleep habits and genetics. All of this plays into health and your individual body weight. It doesn't really matter if you get your hour of moderate exercise in a day, 6 days a week if you eat 3000+ calories of mostly corn syrup. You're not going to lose weight. Diet isn't that incredibly complicated, not if you boil it down to "don't eat more than your level of activity can reasonably burn off." For most of us in white collar jobs that's probably 2000 or less calories, not our average 3000 or more. If we want to lose weight, then it's probably considerably less. Yes, exercise helps, but it won't cure an obesity problem when we simply eat too much. (Of course, eating less without exercise would simply mean we're lean, unfit people rather than being fat unfit people, but the lean bit would eliminate a lot of health issues - like the rise in diabetes and heart disease.)

    2. Re:(1) exercise (2) diet complicated (3) gm etc ok by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is a low-calorie diet important? But then how do you explain the Japanese?

      I could well be mistaken, but I was under the impression that the Japanese tended toward small portions, which is in effect a low calorie diet. And that it is a Japanese custom to stop eating when they are 80% full (or maybe 90%), in essence they they don't stuff themselves full of food, just because it is available.

  36. Is nanotech the new asbestos? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  37. We already have nanofood by microbee · · Score: 1

    It's called "Japanese".

  38. Real world example: Salt by RingDev · · Score: 1

    Pepsi is working on this very issue. They are changing the shape/size of salt crystals so that they are more easily absorbed by the tongue.

    I can't remember the exact numbers, but almost 80% of the salt on an average potato chip will never come in contact with your tongue. You'll never taste it. It just goes straight to your digestive track to piss off your kidneys. These new smaller crystals though are more readily snagged by your tongue. Again, I'm not sure on the exact number, but IIRC, their testing was showing that they could use something like 30% (or was it 30% less?) of the volume of salt to get the same flavoring with the smaller crystals.

    A potato chip might not ever be considered health food, but if you cut the sodium content back that significantly, it'd be a huge step in the right direction.

    -Rick

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    "Most people in the U.S. wouldn't know they live in a tyrannical state if it walked up and grabbed their junk." - MyFirs
  39. Emulsified fats. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    do not give the same taste. That's marketing BS. With less fat there will be a less tasty result. The only truth is that there would be fewer calories consumed.

  40. Two things of concern by badlapje · · Score: 2, Informative

    The question is kind of self-answering for those who know anything about nano (food or materials it doesn't matter). According to the industry itself there are two things that are important to realise when you're discussing nano-materials: 1. they are ffing small. So small in fact that they'd have no problem whatsoever getting past the blood-brain barrier (talk about a health risk). 2. the properties of nano-materials are different from those of their "normal" counterparts. Nano-iron does not behave the same way regular iron does. Not physically and not chemically. That's one of the main things as to why it's so attractive to research this stuff and why it has such a huge potential for innovation. To put this in scientific lingo "Materials manufactured or engineered at this level have unique properties and behave differently from conventional matter. This stems from two factors; their increased relative surface area and new quantum effects. Their greater surface area to volume ratio leads to increased chemical reactivity and resistance, whilst at nano scale quantum effects lead to unique optical, electrical and magnetic behaviours." If you realise the two above then you also realise two things: 1. self-regulation can't ever work. Due to the simple fact that testing for side-effects costs a lot of money with the potential to not only affect profit margins but to render them negative all together (if the side-effects are really bad and the product is cancelled). It doesn't need more explaining then this. It's leaded gasoline/cigarettes/agent orange/asbestos/CFC's (--- take your pick) all over again. 2. politics, as usual, are way behind on legislating (imo consciously so). It'll take at least another decade (if not two, three or ten) and several bad press scenarios before they really start to act upon the potential dangers this technology entails.

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    Who was so stupid, he forgot to deceive himself, before any other?
    1. Re:Two things of concern by Dputiger · · Score: 1

      This sounds awesome. So when iron is actually nano-iron...it could be real Kryptonite. Or some Element X. Maybe it'll be Element 0, naquadah, naquadria, neutronium, or Vitamin Batsh*t.

    2. Re:Two things of concern by badlapje · · Score: 1

      reductio at absurdum ... or in other words: you've got no clue what you're talking about do you?

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      Who was so stupid, he forgot to deceive himself, before any other?
  41. Nanofoods... by haxney · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, that's one way to combat the obesity pandemic...

  42. ... It is all frankenfood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In some cases, you can't even rely on the purity of the food you grow yourself because the seeds or starter plants have been modified.

    Even the foods you call 'pure' are frankenfoods that have been modified by selective breeding over the course of centuries. Even wide berries have likely been 'infected' with pollen from GE foods, so you really don't have anything 'pure' left.

  43. Hey monsanto shill, you are completely useless. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    1. Re:Hey monsanto shill, you are completely useless. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Either you don't know what "shill" means, and are therefore an idiot for using a word you don't understand, or you do and are therefore a liar for calling someone a shill without legitimate reason to think they are one. So which are you: an idiot or a liar? Those are your ONLY possible choices, and any other response on your part (including none) is an irrevocable confession that the answer is "both".

  44. It will just be used to make food cheaper ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    ... not healthier. Like all those fake food stuff that already exists: Fake cheese, fake prawns etc.

    1. Re:It will just be used to make food cheaper ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed.

      It'll be like all that crap that's made in China. Not only will corporations simply pocket the savings, but you won't even be given the option to buy the alternative - at any price. Many people, myself included, are prepared to pay the premium for stuff that isn't shit. But, alas, that option simply isn't available anymore.

      Shame, since this has so much potential for good.

  45. My predictions by moniker127 · · Score: 1

    If nanofood is thoughtfully tested and isn't harmful in any way, then i'm all for it, rock on! However, if it turns out to just be another way to make cheap crap that you probably shouldn't eat, then i'm against it. The proof is in the testing (pudding). My guess is that ittl be the first scenario- though it will probably be opposed regardless due to lack of knowledge. Some people have become so opposed to any sort of food science that they wont even do research before coming out and saying they're opposed to something new. Really, there isnt any excuse for not being informed these days. It takes 30 seconds to look virtually any black and white fact up on google- so if you don't have your facts, either they haven't been determined yet, or you just don't really care.... or, you're a homeless smelly hippy who hasn't heard of the internet.

  46. Trader Joes looks better every day by leftie · · Score: 1

    On Trader Joe's house brands... No genetically modified products. No artificial flavors,colors, or preservatives. No MSG or Trans fat. No single ingredient products from China.

  47. Science not Perfect by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    I would agree with you if I thought that the food industry would also play by those rules - use neutral, 3rd party science to determine what was safe, effective, etc.

    Even if they did all of that science is still not perfect. Biological systems are fantastically complex and not fully understood. Even if the science shows no adverse effects in the short term and with massive doses the long term effects of consumption cannot always be known nor can all possible interactions be tested for in the lab. Hence there is always a risk with any completely new foodstuff. However if they managed to produce low fat foods which taste the same as the originals and thereby greatly reduce the chance of heart disease etc. the risk equation becomes a lot more balanced.

    Still my usual attitude with this type of thing is let those who are keen about it field test is first and if they don't drop dead in a year or two my interest will start to grow.

    1. Re:Science not Perfect by joebok · · Score: 1

      Yes, it is complicated and no, science won't be able to prove that a new food product is 100% safe for 100% of the people - but that doesn't mean that a thorough and rigorous testing process should not be conducted.

    2. Re:Science not Perfect by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

      ...but that doesn't mean that a thorough and rigorous testing process should not be conducted.

      No it does not: what it does mean is that the, admittedly low (assuming it passes the tests), risks of consuming the new foodstuff should be offset against its benefits over established foods. Increasing the profits of companies is not a good benefit for the consumer who is taking the risk but the possible health benefits of this food probably are.

  48. If only! by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    But it's nanofood. NANO! "Nano" means better, just like "digital".

    In that case atto-physics should be a billion times better than nano-physics...but try telling that to a funding agency as a particle physicist working at atto-metre scales and you won't get very far...

  49. There's a word for that by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "altering foods at the nanoscale level, changing their tiny molecular structures to enhance certain properties"

    Seems there's a word for altering materials at the nanoscale, and changing their molecular structures.

    Let me think... molecular properties... hmmm... yes, I've got it! We call it "chemistry".

    Scientists propose doing chemistry on food! Stop the presses! --What? Food chemistry has been an applied science since the 1700s? It's not news?

    Oh,

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  50. what about... by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

    What about just replacing food altogether with nano tech that supplies you with the proteins nutrients and vitamins that you need, and also base it on what you need not what you feed into your mouth...that way you would not get fat because anything not needed would be useless to the body and be eliminated naturally.

  51. Grow/buy local! by TheDarkener · · Score: 1

    The more I hear about this kind of stuff, I shake my head and ask "why?" ... This stuff is getting so out of hand. I mean, come on. It's food. Grow it naturally and it will take care of you, like it does every other species on the planet. We don't have to work-around this low-fat, tastes-just-as-good-as stuff. Eat more fruit and veg. Grow your own or buy from a LOCAL (and no, I don't mean the Safeway down the street) if you're scared of where you're getting it from. You can't go wrong with food that's grown organically - we've been surviving on it for a looooooooong time before we started screwing with it. And guess what? Since we STARTED screwing with it, we got more unhealthy. Wonder why...

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    It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
  52. Emperor's beer is just fine, thanks... by MushingBits · · Score: 1

    I loved the taste of beer from the first time I tried it as a kid- even after my mom told me over and over that I'd hate it as beer was an acquired taste. And the first time I tried dark beer I liked that even more. And then I got my first shot of ultra-hoppy microbrew... wow.

    Would I drink something that tasted just like a microbrew without the alcohol? In a heartbeat.

    People simply have different tastes. I can't stand whiskey, and I'd seriously rather eat dirt than eat a Cheeto (what the hell are they made of anyway?!?)

  53. bears...beets...battlestar galactica. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    bears...beets...battlestar galactica.

  54. The Alternatives? by b4upoo · · Score: 1

    Since we have no real hope of population control and our ignorant world continues to reproduce like a slap happy pack of jack rabbits then we had better get used to the idea of eating weird food, synthetics etc. less we get to the point where we are forced to eat each other. Almost all of our serious problems have over population at the roots. Want less pollution then lower the population. Want less crime then lower the population. Want wildlife? Lower the human population. Want less wars? You can guess the answer. Want less disease? Lower the population.

  55. Oscar Meyer by hallux.sinister · · Score: 1

    Damned near anything made with the leftover bits of various farm animals could be regarded as "FrankenFood" without tinkering with anything's DNA, and people have been eating that shit by the tonne for YEARS!!! Why worry now, just because they're trying to make the garbage you call food HEALTHIER? :)

  56. Good point. by hallux.sinister · · Score: 1

    How about digital food? DigiFoods, if you will. You know, like finger sandwiches. :)

  57. MOD PARENT UP by DriedClexler · · Score: 1

    Thanks, AC. It's posts like these that help me keep my sanity.

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    1. Re:MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And thank you DriedClexler, your post helped me in the same way. Mass self-deception certainly seems to exist in many areas of life - in beliefs, motivations, practices and attitudes that aren't commonly exposed to criticism and challenge in the way that things like religion are.