Now soem of yuo kids out there may not know what teh Intarnet si becuase your all trollops bent on a fascinating angle. Teh Intarnet was created in 1987 by a cartographer named Ben who was workeing on a steam powared coffie machene. He also invented Lunix and BeatOS witch I call "BEAT OFF" because anybody who uses BeesOff is about liek a retarded fisharman useing Betamax tapes to catch teh fish!!! hahahahahhahaha WHAT A SHITTY MAN!!! hahahaha Anyway they created teh intarnet becuase he needed a way too comunicate with teh police each time somebody peed in his birdbath and his phone was used to telephone a smarmy man all teh time. SO he created a intarnet to call teh cops. It was an old fashioned device back then and he had to use a cereal port to connect to his Autocad and dabadase all a all of his indexes!! NOW WE DO THAT BY A AUTOMATIC PROGRAM SO HOW'S THAT FOR SUCCESS? TEH PROPHESY HAS BEEN FULFILLED AND WE ARE IN AN AGE OF SUPERNOVAS FOR SURE
ANYWAY he would dial teh polices oriface by useing teh following cerial prot commands:
AT&T ATX 102 DF8 ALS KOOKOOKOO POLICE ATX COM JUNEBUG 2029 ROBOTRON
And then teh police would come over and arest any hoodlums in teh viscinity. Score a victorey for modarn man! TEh intarnet eventually evolved into a creatare that it is tooday with many wires and flag poles and an organizatianal ability of a folder filler. BUT BEFORE THEN WE all used modams to comunicate. there were no networks, there was just modams. All modams connected too each othar so to yuo could palay DuKE NUKAM 3D AND GET TEH SHRINK RAY MICORWAVE GUN!!! I shrank teh Pig Cop into a tiny hog and stepped on him and SAW A STRIPPAR!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA BUT WHERE SI TEH CURRANT DUKE NUCKAM GAME? I DONT KNOW, PROGRESS SI SLOWED DOWN BECAUSE MAYBE GOERGE BRUSSARD HAS SUCH FAT FINGARS THAT HE HITS TEH WRONG KEYS AND ALL TEH CODE COMES OUT LIKE:
and taht si not correct code becayse why si he useing C++ when he could be useing BUSY-AS-USUAL BASIC? I dont know but I do know one thing for sure and taht si because thes si a straw man arguement if yuo ask me and just hurry up and maek teh stuped game yuo fagorts!!! and thats why teh intarnet si so stuped becuase insteads off makeing Duke Nuckman Forevar teh peopal at 3D Rooms are spending there tiem POUNDING QUARTARS INTO A BELLEY BUTTON OF A GLUTENOUS STRIPPAR ON SEX STAGES!!! get to work yuo bozos or else I'll fist yuor skull so hard yuor braines will be flying onto walls liek a chalk factory disastar. also Charlie Weedenhoffer lieks to look at naked baby pictares becuase his head si full of a carpet sample used during a modarn crime.
THEN aftar we stopped useing cerial cabales, we started useing modam cords to connect. heres how a modam chord works:
once yuo know how yuor Intarnet works then yuo can taek advanatage of its many tools such as WINNUKE and PING and LUNIX and AOL chartoooms. AOL si teh best ISP too use but DONT USE AOL BECUASE ITS FOR FAGOTS!!! JERRY uses AOL and his parants wont even let him watch HBO! So dont watch HBO or else it turns off yuor Lunix and then goodbye Linus Torvolvos! I use Platinum AOL which si liek AOL but si a exclusive club liek the NWA or BALACK PANTHERS. besides Mircosoft si bettar its intarnet ready and if yuo use lunix and want to cruise on the instrumation Suparhighway then yuo have too do all kinds of stuped sLunix crap liek:
1. INSTALL RED HATe LOOOOOOOOOONIX 2. RUN COMMAND E PROMPY CONMFIG SET -R -Q -SKF/DEV AAD -3827 3. CONNECT TO A PINGY BOX 4. SETUP A FIREWHALE 5. RUN FREEWARE CLIANT SUBJECT OF DISK IN "VOM LIBRARY CUSTOM" -x -d -er -f -ggr/hd -eu/ldk/wiw -99ie 6. delete evarything and install micorsoft Windows ME because good luck tryeing too do anything in Lunix because Lunix was built for peopal who weigh ovar 500 pounds and collact Star Warps toys and draw Lunix penguins all day because there job si customizing a TV remote control so teh 5 button makes it say "6". OOOOH GRATE JOB THERE FELLAHS I'M GLAD YUO SPEND ALL YUOR FREE TIEM WRITEING SOEMTHING NOBODY USES!!!!!!!! LIEK MAYBE A CERAMIC CARTOON CAT!!! WINDOWS ME si vary stabal and built too last and yuo can palay Corridore 7 on it UNLIEK Lunix. teh only game yuo can palay on Lunix is "catch teh monkey bannar ad." and post to newsgroups about how much yuo think chewbacka weighs and debate about who would win in a fight of "1010101011000101" versis "01010111010101010".
THES MAN USES LUNIX! NOTE HE SI FAT AS A SLUMMY SLUG AND HE SMELLS LIEK A TRASH BIN
Aftar yuor data gets too teh telephone poll, it puts yuor data into a phone call conversatian with grandma. So when yuo talk to yuor grandma you should say "hey Grandma, 101010101010110110101 " and that will speeds up teh data especially if she lives downhill from yuo. Then yuor data packets hit teh modam house were all teh machenes are kept and some foerign slobs work at. Then it goes to teh Data Protesting Machene where it decideds witch packets go to a school, which packets go to a porn sex site, and which ones go to Russia where there si nothing but a mysteryious fire there. AND SOME WHEAT!!! Then teh good packets go to an amplifiar which amplifies teh data to become biggar and traval farther to computers which are far away liek in teh ocean. For example it does this:
NORMAL DATA: 10101010100101011010110010101010 AMPLAFIED DATA: 10101010100101011010110010101010 e=mc2
Now we see that thes procedare si crucial to intaractian with artificial intelligents. because it becomes biggar. Teh amplifiar sends teh new data to AOL which serves it up to all teh right places liek:
1. WWW.AOL.COM 2. WWW.BONZIBUDDEY.coom 3. MY HOEMPAGE (I WILL PUT TEH LINK TOO IT LATAR) 4. a ditch of data 5. JERRY'S CRUMMY COMPUTAR WHICH CAN ONLY PALAY 4D BOXING AND STUNTS 6. Yoohoo.net 7. space 8. A big man who sends mean messages back to yuo, his name si 4040 ERROR and hes just a junk nut guy who should avoide at ALL COTS!!! he will deny yuo bail. 9. DO NOT BECOME PREGNANT
so that si how teh intarnet works. When yuo type in a webpaege name liek "WWWW.GHOSTPARTY.CON" thehn teh Modam House translates that too "1010100101012101110101020201019201910" and teh computar says "hmnnnm, let me send that to a govbernmint to make sure yuor not a terrortits" and teh govarnment checks too see if yuor a President or terrortits. they use Carnasaur for that. I MEAN BULBASAUR or soemthing. then its just a packet sending madhouse and evartything gets complecated unless yuor useing Lunix because yuore then still trying to figare out how to turn yuor computar machene on AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAH lunix si for peopal with beards and lice
If you mean my fear that idiotic ideology of RMS and his cult will spell the doom of the software industry if adapted widely by governments as has already happened in Germany and France, then you're right.
If RMS really cared about developers he would not be hell-bent on preaching the destruction of profitable software business.
And no. Unless you have a monopoly and produce crap software that needs maintenance and support all the time (does this sound familiar you open source bigots?), services alone will not be a profitable business in the long run.
Actually, it's not really a brilliant idea. It just gives people the illusion of security
And even worse. These kids will grow up thinking that there is no right to privacy and they'll eventually go and vote for the government, which even today wants so much to be sort of a superparent for us adults (see drug laws, for instance), to implement mandatory tracking of all citizens.
This paves the way for a future where not having a tracking device on your person is seen as suspicious, irresponsible or outright illegal.
Sick of "by geeks for geeks" mentality
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one can have the same capabilities available from a script
Show me a layperson who can write a bash script or even knows what a computer script is.
I have been using computers since I was 6 (ah, the state-of-the-art computer C64) and I deal with a mixed network of *nix computers on a daily basis.
Yet, I am up to my ears with the "by geeks for geeks" mentality. I was once all gung-ho for it, but now when I see hordes of recently converted OS bigots screaming how everybody should either use the geek stuff or cry and use the geek stuff, it makes me want to bash in their heads.
I don't know if it is just that I am getting older and more impatient with having to wade through thousands of lines of obscure, badly written, partially obsolete man pages, HOWTOs and FAQs to find out that the particular flag combination I am looking for is -QaIxly and that if I replace -y with -d the fucker will delete the files in question.
I refuse to accept that you can either have a poweruser friendly program or a user friendly program.
to build whatever frontend
Which is a major part of the desktop on unix problem! There needs to be one, standardised frontend. With standardised I mean the widget set and functionality all over the desktop.
Too much freedom is harmful -- both in real life and on desktops.
Oh, yeah. You convinced me. Let's forget those pioneering muslim astronomers and mathematicians who gave us westerners the art of navigation-by-stars and modern arithmetics.
Back then the European states were nothing but barbarians and remained that way scientific-wise until the early 19th century. After that the colonisation destroyed those advanced societies.
Have some respect for the people on whose discoveries our current science is based on.
I don't know about her music, but Shakira has got a great ass!
You see, I don't care that much about large breasts. I like all kinds of natural breasts. However, what I want to see in a woman in particular is ass. Lots of ass. Great ass!
Shakira and J-Lo have the greatest piece of ass in the music business!
In a report especially important for the Slashdot readership CNN reports:
LONDON, England (Reuters) -- Indian scientists have come up with a cure for flatulence, by blasting guilty foodstuffs such as beans with gamma rays to knock out the offending chemicals that cause the problem, New Scientist magazine said on Wednesday.
A New Jersey study suggesting black drivers speed more than other drivers was released by state officials Tuesday, despite the federal government's concerns about its accuracy.
I recently installed XP on my computer at work. It's a company license so I don't have to worry about the product activation shit. It runs perfectly well on my PIII 300 MHz with 512 MB memory.
I liked it precisely because it was faithful to the books
Faithful to the books?
Are you talking about the same books that I read? Full of scenes in which whole armies slaughter each other mercilessly? How can you say that the hopelessly sanitised movie was faithful to the books.
When you're making a movie with swordfights and epic battles you're supposed to have blood and gore flying all around the place! It's not for a shock effect (your "traditional garbage" argument) -- it's for creating a faithful adaptation of the book and its world!
Gangbang at Lothlorien - Galadriel does the Fellowship of the Ring
See how Frodo is seduced by the mistress of Lothlorien. Find out why Gimli was such a changed dwarf after "meating" Galadriel. Watch as Celeborn shows Samwise what "elven wood" really means.
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I am still having problems with the personal security manager which is, unfortunately, absolutely essential for me (I do all my banking in th net).
CHAPTAR 1: WAHT IS TEH INTARNET???
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BY JEFF K!!!!
Now soem of yuo kids out there may not know what teh Intarnet si becuase your all trollops bent on a fascinating angle. Teh Intarnet was created in 1987 by a cartographer named Ben who was workeing on a steam powared coffie machene. He also invented Lunix and BeatOS witch I call "BEAT OFF" because anybody who uses BeesOff is about liek a retarded fisharman useing Betamax tapes to catch teh fish!!! hahahahahhahaha WHAT A SHITTY MAN!!! hahahaha Anyway they created teh intarnet becuase he needed a way too comunicate with teh police each time somebody peed in his birdbath and his phone was used to telephone a smarmy man all teh time. SO he created a intarnet to call teh cops. It was an old fashioned device back then and he had to use a cereal port to connect to his Autocad and dabadase all a all of his indexes!! NOW WE DO THAT BY A AUTOMATIC PROGRAM SO HOW'S THAT FOR SUCCESS? TEH PROPHESY HAS BEEN FULFILLED AND WE ARE IN AN AGE OF SUPERNOVAS FOR SURE
ANYWAY he would dial teh polices oriface by useing teh following cerial prot commands:
AT&T ATX 102 DF8 ALS KOOKOOKOO POLICE ATX COM JUNEBUG 2029 ROBOTRON
And then teh police would come over and arest any hoodlums in teh viscinity. Score a victorey for modarn man! TEh intarnet eventually evolved into a creatare that it is tooday with many wires and flag poles and an organizatianal ability of a folder filler. BUT BEFORE THEN WE all used modams to comunicate. there were no networks, there was just modams. All modams connected too each othar so to yuo could palay DuKE NUKAM 3D AND GET TEH SHRINK RAY MICORWAVE GUN!!! I shrank teh Pig Cop into a tiny hog and stepped on him and SAW A STRIPPAR!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA BUT WHERE SI TEH CURRANT DUKE NUCKAM GAME? I DONT KNOW, PROGRESS SI SLOWED DOWN BECAUSE MAYBE GOERGE BRUSSARD HAS SUCH FAT FINGARS THAT HE HITS TEH WRONG KEYS AND ALL TEH CODE COMES OUT LIKE:
10 HOME
20 GOGOGEJOP $)
25 PRETNIG: "HIELTOG A STRIPERER BAEBE!"
30 FUNHNUVCTRIYON MAEEKEKE MMMOREROER OONNNION RIINGS (SLOBEBR SLOEORBBBER)
31 AGUS$="AMOMOORE STRRIPPERAES"
40 GGOSSSUB 49u50
and taht si not correct code becayse why si he useing C++ when he could be useing BUSY-AS-USUAL BASIC? I dont know but I do know one thing for sure and taht si because thes si a straw man arguement if yuo ask me and just hurry up and maek teh stuped game yuo fagorts!!! and thats why teh intarnet si so stuped becuase insteads off makeing Duke Nuckman Forevar teh peopal at 3D Rooms are spending there tiem POUNDING QUARTARS INTO A BELLEY BUTTON OF A GLUTENOUS STRIPPAR ON SEX STAGES!!! get to work yuo bozos or else I'll fist yuor skull so hard yuor braines will be flying onto walls liek a chalk factory disastar. also Charlie Weedenhoffer lieks to look at naked baby pictares becuase his head si full of a carpet sample used during a modarn crime.
THEN aftar we stopped useing cerial cabales, we started useing modam cords to connect. heres how a modam chord works:
once yuo know how yuor Intarnet works then yuo can taek advanatage of its many tools such as WINNUKE and PING and LUNIX and AOL chartoooms. AOL si teh best ISP too use but DONT USE AOL BECUASE ITS FOR FAGOTS!!! JERRY uses AOL and his parants wont even let him watch HBO! So dont watch HBO or else it turns off yuor Lunix and then goodbye Linus Torvolvos! I use Platinum AOL which si liek AOL but si a exclusive club liek the NWA or BALACK PANTHERS. besides Mircosoft si bettar its intarnet ready and if yuo use lunix and want to cruise on the instrumation Suparhighway then yuo have too do all kinds of stuped sLunix crap liek:
1. INSTALL RED HATe LOOOOOOOOOONIX
2. RUN COMMAND E PROMPY CONMFIG SET -R -Q -SKF
3. CONNECT TO A PINGY BOX
4. SETUP A FIREWHALE
5. RUN FREEWARE CLIANT SUBJECT OF DISK IN "VOM LIBRARY CUSTOM" -x -d -er -f -ggr
6. delete evarything and install micorsoft Windows ME because good luck tryeing too do anything in Lunix because Lunix was built for peopal who weigh ovar 500 pounds and collact Star Warps toys and draw Lunix penguins all day because there job si customizing a TV remote control so teh 5 button makes it say "6". OOOOH GRATE JOB THERE FELLAHS I'M GLAD YUO SPEND ALL YUOR FREE TIEM WRITEING SOEMTHING NOBODY USES!!!!!!!! LIEK MAYBE A CERAMIC CARTOON CAT!!! WINDOWS ME si vary stabal and built too last and yuo can palay Corridore 7 on it UNLIEK Lunix. teh only game yuo can palay on Lunix is "catch teh monkey bannar ad." and post to newsgroups about how much yuo think chewbacka weighs and debate about who would win in a fight of "1010101011000101" versis "01010111010101010".
http://www.somethingawful.com/jeffk/intarnetgui
THES MAN USES LUNIX! NOTE HE SI FAT AS A SLUMMY SLUG AND HE SMELLS LIEK A TRASH BIN
Aftar yuor data gets too teh telephone poll, it puts yuor data into a phone call conversatian with grandma. So when yuo talk to yuor grandma you should say "hey Grandma, 101010101010110110101 " and that will speeds up teh data especially if she lives downhill from yuo. Then yuor data packets hit teh modam house were all teh machenes are kept and some foerign slobs work at. Then it goes to teh Data Protesting Machene where it decideds witch packets go to a school, which packets go to a porn sex site, and which ones go to Russia where there si nothing but a mysteryious fire there. AND SOME WHEAT!!! Then teh good packets go to an amplifiar which amplifies teh data to become biggar and traval farther to computers which are far away liek in teh ocean. For example it does this:
NORMAL DATA: 10101010100101011010110010101010
AMPLAFIED DATA: 10101010100101011010110010101010 e=mc2
Now we see that thes procedare si crucial to intaractian with artificial intelligents. because it becomes biggar. Teh amplifiar sends teh new data to AOL which serves it up to all teh right places liek:
1. WWW.AOL.COM
2. WWW.BONZIBUDDEY.coom
3. MY HOEMPAGE (I WILL PUT TEH LINK TOO IT LATAR)
4. a ditch of data
5. JERRY'S CRUMMY COMPUTAR WHICH CAN ONLY PALAY 4D BOXING AND STUNTS
6. Yoohoo.net
7. space
8. A big man who sends mean messages back to yuo, his name si 4040 ERROR and hes just a junk nut guy who should avoide at ALL COTS!!! he will deny yuo bail.
9. DO NOT BECOME PREGNANT
so that si how teh intarnet works. When yuo type in a webpaege name liek "WWWW.GHOSTPARTY.CON" thehn teh Modam House translates that too "1010100101012101110101020201019201910" and teh computar says "hmnnnm, let me send that to a govbernmint to make sure yuor not a terrortits" and teh govarnment checks too see if yuor a President or terrortits. they use Carnasaur for that. I MEAN BULBASAUR or soemthing. then its just a packet sending madhouse and evartything gets complecated unless yuor useing Lunix because yuore then still trying to figare out how to turn yuor computar machene on AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAH lunix si for peopal with beards and lice
Have you been living under the rock for the last ten years?
For a layperson the net is all about entertainment: men download porn and women shop/chat.
Shut up you dirty hippie.
You forgot to mention the tachyon beam.
Now I sit me down in school, where praying is against the rule. For this great nation under God finds mention of him very odd.
If scripture now the class recites, it violates the bill of rights. And anytime my head I bow becomes a federal matter now.
If you mean my fear that idiotic ideology of RMS and his cult will spell the doom of the software industry if adapted widely by governments as has already happened in Germany and France, then you're right.
Yeah, right.
If RMS really cared about developers he would not be hell-bent on preaching the destruction of profitable software business.
And no. Unless you have a monopoly and produce crap software that needs maintenance and support all the time (does this sound familiar you open source bigots?), services alone will not be a profitable business in the long run.
And even worse. These kids will grow up thinking that there is no right to privacy and they'll eventually go and vote for the government, which even today wants so much to be sort of a superparent for us adults (see drug laws, for instance), to implement mandatory tracking of all citizens.
This paves the way for a future where not having a tracking device on your person is seen as suspicious, irresponsible or outright illegal.
Show me a layperson who can write a bash script or even knows what a computer script is.
I have been using computers since I was 6 (ah, the state-of-the-art computer C64) and I deal with a mixed network of *nix computers on a daily basis.
Yet, I am up to my ears with the "by geeks for geeks" mentality. I was once all gung-ho for it, but now when I see hordes of recently converted OS bigots screaming how everybody should either use the geek stuff or cry and use the geek stuff, it makes me want to bash in their heads.
I don't know if it is just that I am getting older and more impatient with having to wade through thousands of lines of obscure, badly written, partially obsolete man pages, HOWTOs and FAQs to find out that the particular flag combination I am looking for is -QaIxly and that if I replace -y with -d the fucker will delete the files in question.
I refuse to accept that you can either have a poweruser friendly program or a user friendly program.
to build whatever frontend
Which is a major part of the desktop on unix problem! There needs to be one, standardised frontend. With standardised I mean the widget set and functionality all over the desktop.
Too much freedom is harmful -- both in real life and on desktops.
What information?
I could post my bank account number on the front page of a national magazine and my money wouldn't be in danger.
At least over here you can't withdraw money with the bank account # only. You need to prove your identity with a state sanctioned ID first.
Ah... I am glad that Merrill Lynch doesn't control any of my investments.
Watch the stocks of ML drop with this decision.
Back then the European states were nothing but barbarians and remained that way scientific-wise until the early 19th century. After that the colonisation destroyed those advanced societies.
Have some respect for the people on whose discoveries our current science is based on.
You see, I don't care that much about large breasts. I like all kinds of natural breasts. However, what I want to see in a woman in particular is ass. Lots of ass. Great ass!
Shakira and J-Lo have the greatest piece of ass in the music business!
LONDON, England (Reuters) -- Indian scientists have come up with a cure for flatulence, by blasting guilty foodstuffs such as beans with gamma rays to knock out the offending chemicals that cause the problem, New Scientist magazine said on Wednesday.
A New Jersey study suggesting black drivers speed more than other drivers was released by state officials Tuesday, despite the federal government's concerns about its accuracy.
I recently installed XP on my computer at work. It's a company license so I don't have to worry about the product activation shit. It runs perfectly well on my PIII 300 MHz with 512 MB memory.
Only 29-year old male virgins need to apply.
It's his evil twin from the other timeline.
Tom Bombadil, the character that could be deleted from LOTR anytime, was played by RMS and he didn't sing -- he played flute.
Baffling black blob floating near Florida.
Well, everybody knows that the Web is the Net.
Faithful to the books?
Are you talking about the same books that I read? Full of scenes in which whole armies slaughter each other mercilessly? How can you say that the hopelessly sanitised movie was faithful to the books.
When you're making a movie with swordfights and epic battles you're supposed to have blood and gore flying all around the place! It's not for a shock effect (your "traditional garbage" argument) -- it's for creating a faithful adaptation of the book and its world!
See how Frodo is seduced by the mistress of Lothlorien. Find out why Gimli was such a changed dwarf after "meating" Galadriel. Watch as Celeborn shows Samwise what "elven wood" really means.
OH NO!!! Are your friends big and sweaty and sexy like you? ANSWER ME PLEASE, HOT PANTS