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GPS Wristwatch for Kids

1010011010 writes "A company called 'Wherify Wireless' has created a $400 watch with a built-in pager, GPS unit and wireless data connectivity. It's targeted at families with kids. According to their website, 'Wherify's GPS Personal Locator helps keep loved ones safe by combining Wherify's patented technology with the U.S. Department of Defense's multi-billion dollar Global Positioning System (GPS) satellites plus the largest 100% digital, nationwide PCS wireless network.' It includes a pager, clock, two-button '911' calling (parent can disable this), and remote-control keyfob (to lock and unlock it) for the parents. It is apparently water- and kid-resistant, and can be locked onto the wrist so that it cannot be removed (easily). $400 plus $35 a month... that's a lot more money than those stretchy wrist-leashes I see at the mall." There are so many things wrong with this that I don't even know where to begin.

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  1. kidresistant?? by radja · · Score: 5, Funny

    waterresistant I can believe.. now kid resistant.. THAT I gotta see..

    //rdj

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    1. Re:kidresistant?? by caseydk · · Score: 1
      they have these for dogs too...

      except when they leave their area, they get shocked... now that I think of it, that would be easy to rig up on one of these...

    2. Re:kidresistant?? by garethwi · · Score: 2, Funny

      Apparently, the next version will be kid resistant to 100 metres.

    3. Re:kidresistant?? by redhatbox · · Score: 1

      Ahh, yes... I can see it now. Let's take a look at Junior's birthday gift list:
      • Model airplane.
      • Train set.
      • New computer.
      • Oxyacetylene torch (pocket size).
      Alternately, an enterprising youth could go the "chemistry set" route and apply a dab of HCl to the problem ;).

    4. Re:kidresistant?? by edremy · · Score: 2
      NPR this morning had a report on Mil-spec laptops. The reporter got one and lacking any kind of test facility, turned it over to four kids ranging from 5-11.

      In short, they couldn't break it, despite pouring ketchup over it, jumping up and down on the keyboard, throwing it at a tree, hitting it with a baseball bat and running a car over it multiple times. (The latter done by the parents.)

      Color me impressed.

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    5. Re:kidresistant?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The real danger with a device like this is parents believing that someone else is looking after their child and not watching them correctly. These things can be useful, in fact in some amusement parks you can rent them for the afternoon. It doesn't absolve the parent of their responsiblity to watch their kids. I can just see these parents crying on the 6:00 news "but we had the GPS device, we can't understand. We only let little Billy outside for 8 hours without watching him. We're going to sue the company."

    6. Re:kidresistant?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I feel as a parent this is a great piece of technology. Get over it. Wouldn't you feel at ease if having a handle on your kids where abouts at any time you feel the need? Not intended for all thats for sure.

    7. Re:kidresistant?? by billcopc · · Score: 1

      How ? Was the LCD screen encased in 2-inch thick translucent aluminum ? Or is it a 64x48 LED array with a 12lb steel alloy aperture grille ?
      I just have a hard time believing that such a laptop could withstand voluntary abuse. It might survive the occasional 5 foot drop, but kids ? I wish I had seen that report.

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    8. Re:kidresistant?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, at least they will be able to recover the body...

    9. Re:kidresistant?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With my little demons, I really need an implantable model. I mean, how in the hell does a four year old BREAK A SLEDGEHAMMER?

    10. Re:kidresistant?? by edremy · · Score: 2
      The one thing he didn't say they did was beat on the screen. I was wondering that myself, since you can make it tougher, but I can't imagine a baseball bat to the screen wouldn't do serious damage.

      The rest of the tests actually weren't all that bad: the baseball bat and the keyboard jump were the toughies. Hell, normal laptops can survive being driven over- the ground pressure of a typical car is pretty low.

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    11. Re:kidresistant?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is radio so you can't see it, but you CAN hear it.

      If you go to NPR's home page http://www.npr.org/ they have the live stream in the right column. You are looking for Morning Edition. You will have to listen through the whole thing until it gets to the segment though.

      Eventually ("The audio for this program will be available online after 12PM ET, 9AM PT.
      "), they will put the show in the archive and you will be able to find the specific segment there.

      http://www.npr.org/programs/morning/

      Obviously, I have no idea what they will be calling it, but I can imagine that it will have something to do with destruction and laptops... It was part of an overall report about heavy duty laptops in use in the military and by police. (laptop survives gunshot)

    12. Re:kidresistant?? by 4of12 · · Score: 2

      Ah, yes, the old problem that becoming a parent, a position of incredible responsibility, does not require you prove any qualifications to raise children well.

      Reminds me of stories where employees of Toys Backwards Are Us would complain of "parents" letting off their kids at the store for several hours at a stretch instead of hiring a babysitter.

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    13. Re:kidresistant?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >How ? Was the LCD screen encased in 2-inch thick translucent aluminum ?

      The LCD was probably behind a plate of lexan glass, just like most LCD based PLCs.

      If there's enough gap betwen the lexan glass and the LCD, you wouldn't be able to bend the lexan enough to even touch the screen (lexan doesn't bend that much anyways).

      And my personal tests would confirm that lexan is safe from any physical abuse normal people can dish out on it. :-)

    14. Re:kidresistant?? by bobclark · · Score: 1

      How useful do you think it would be if you wrapped tinfoil over it a few times to kill the signal?????

    15. Re:kidresistant?? by Jouster · · Score: 1
    16. Re:kidresistant?? by JabberWokky · · Score: 2
      To bear children requires working gonads, to be a parent requires a working brain. There has always been a surplus of the former, and a deficit of the latter.

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    17. Re:kidresistant?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, bad parents, that is the problem and solution for everything. That was sarcasm by the way. If your kid is walking home from school and doesn't make it home, wouldn't you want to know where they are? How about you're in a crowd and someone throws vinager in your eyes and takes off with your kid(this has happened and there was a tv movie about it) and you want to get your kid back? How about a list of 1000 other things that could happen that are out of your control, good parent or bad? As long as they don't use it to track their teenagers, I have no problem with the use.

    18. Re:kidresistant?? by Atryn · · Score: 1

      That does effectively kill most GPS antennas. We see that issue with GPS on vehicles that we sell. With vehicle GPS monitoring employees, that isn't much of an issue. User intervention is fairly easy to detect, and indicates mostly an employee that is uncooperative and maybe needs replacing anyway...

      But you can't fire your kid.

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    19. Re:kidresistant?? by rark · · Score: 2

      This is impressive. Apparently they're getting better. Eight years ago it took me (at fifteen) less than two weeks to trash two mil-spec GRiDs. More-or-less accidently, too (at least, I wasn't trying to trash them).

  2. To be fair... by cperciva · · Score: 5, Informative

    I don't think that the locking is intended to stop the child removing the beacon; rather, I think the idea is to ensure that any abductor would not be able to remove it.

    Given that most of the market for such gadgets comes from the oh-no-my-child-is-going-to-be-abducted-and-torture d-by-a-paedophile market, I'd say that the locking makes perfect sense.

    1. Re:To be fair... by yatest5 · · Score: 0, Troll

      oh-no-my-child-is-going-to-be-abducted-and-torture d-by-a-paedophile

      So, these people who abuse and kill kids are gonna cut their arm off first and throw it in a river - GREAT!

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    2. Re:To be fair... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Removing something from the wrist is easy. If the evlidoer cuts it off and sends it to the parents to put your message through (no cops, ransom, whatever) they are probably more likely to do what the gy having their kid has.

      Expect an increase in severed wrist traffic :)

    3. Re:To be fair... by DarkZero · · Score: 2

      I don't think that the locking is intended to stop the child removing the beacon; rather, I think the idea is to ensure that any abductor would not be able to remove it.

      Actually, it's probably both. Not only do parents not want an abductor to remove it, but they also don't want their three year old to take such an expensive little piece of equipment off and toss it in the street. And really, three years old DO do that a lot.

    4. Re:To be fair... by garethwi · · Score: 1

      If a parent going to allow their three year old to walk around the streets without adult supervision, then I really don't think they would care enough to bother buying this thing.

    5. Re:To be fair... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spoken like a true bachelor geek without kids. Children get lost and wander away from their parents at the worst times. It only takes a split second of turning your back to pay for something or talk to someone or look at something and voila, the kid is gone, either abducted or just wandered off. It's not so easy as you think to keep an eye on them every single second for 10-12 years. Now, consistently neglecting your child is one thing, but losing them in a crowded store at Christmas time is quite another. That can and does happen to many unfortunate parents every year. This kind of device would be well worth the cost.

    6. Re:To be fair... by compwiz3688 · · Score: 1

      But if you wet a towel and wrap it around the watch, you'd loose the signal.

      (Oh I'm sorry. I just recently rewatched Total Recall)

    7. Re:To be fair... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was thinking along the lines that the unit was locked onto the childs arm to stop them from innocently swapping it with a friend for a half a bag of jelly beans :)

      ...well, that'd be something I would have done anyway.

    8. Re:To be fair... by markmoss · · Score: 2

      I think the idea is to ensure that any abductor would not be able to remove it.

      Bolt cutters.

    9. Re:To be fair... by Safety+Cap · · Score: 1
      ...you'd loose the signal.
      This is true. You need an unobstructed view of the sky to sync up to the sattelites. Remember, kiddies, you need a lock on at least 3 birds before you can get location.

      The nice thing about this puppy is that if you have a lock on only one (or two), then you don't ever have to set your watch (GPS includes a time signal) other than GMT offset.

      Many people seem to confuse GPS with location reporting. The watch will know where it is, but there is no magic device that queries the GPS 'network' to say, "Locate item #412-c213-23." The pager must be a two-way to report back to base the unit's GPS location -- and even then you'll only get a +/- 30 meter guess (or a 90 m^2 city block) as to where lil' Johnny is hiding. The two-way pager idea explains the high cost of their "service."

      As someone else (correctly) pointed out, if someone were to abduct lil' Johnny, s/he will just rip all accessories off the kid anyway. It won't work anyway as an abduction preventer unless the kid was locked in a outdoors cage, somewhere in cuba, wearing a orange jumpsuit, yadda yadda...

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    10. Re:To be fair... by garethwi · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It might be spoken like a true bachelor geek, but I am actually married with three children.

      I also don't take my kids to crowded stores around Christmas time, because seeing a million santas tends to spoil the magic for them. But that's another story.

      And the device won't be worth the cost for one simple reason:

      Lost kids get found, unless they are abducted. If they are abducted, then the abductor will almost definately have a quick method of getting the device off, in much the same way that a new car alarm is only good until the thieves technology overtakes it (usually all of about a week).

    11. Re:To be fair... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No.

      The paedophile will notice the device on the child's arm and move on to a different victim.

      If being chased by a bear in the woods, you don't have to outrun the bear, you just have to outrun your hiking partner.

    12. Re:To be fair... by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1, Redundant
      I think the idea is to ensure that any abductor would not be able to remove it.
      Bolt cutters.
      Carbide chain-saws.
    13. Re:To be fair... by Fjord · · Score: 1

      Thieving is more organized, fraternal, and has a technology culture supporting the industry, which is for-profit. The reason technology comes out quickly for it is because there is genuine profit involved and in most cases it's guilt free.

      Because of the societal feelings on paedophilia, where paedophiles will be harrassed and even killed by other prisoner, the people involved are more loaners that may get together electronically, but not a lot in person. Paedophiles can use technology created for a common purpose, but it's improbably that someone would create something for the purpose of advancing that crime.

      Just how I feel.

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    14. Re:To be fair... by billcopc · · Score: 1

      Bah, just cut above the wrist! :)

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    15. Re:To be fair... by afidel · · Score: 2, Informative

      What kind of GPS have you been using that only gets 30m resolution?? Even the ultra cheap ultra trashy receivers in the Garmin Etrex line are good to a couple meters.(Garmin claims 3 meters)

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    16. Re:To be fair... by garethwi · · Score: 1

      I understand what you say about theft being fraternal, but so is child abduction. The police have twice in the last few years uncovered large child porn rings spread across the world. Think what you like about paedophiles, that they are evil, sick and twisted, and you would be right. But, if you assume they are stupid, then you couldn't be more wrong. Once this information gets passed around one group, then it can get passed onto another, and then another.

      Anyway, who's to say that paedophiles would be the ones to find this iformation out. Why not the kids who have to walk around with some totally embarassing band on their arm? If I was 10, and I had to wear one of these things, I would be searching constantly for a method to get it off me.

      To be quite honest I would be quite disappointed in my kids if they accepted having to wear one of these without any form of struggle whatsoever. Actually I might buy one just to see how long it takes them to get out of it.

    17. Re:To be fair... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny


      Am I alone in thinking that "a pair of fucking bolt cutters" isn't exactly high technology?

    18. Re:To be fair... by Chelloveck · · Score: 4, Interesting
      [...] they also don't want their three year old to take such an expensive little piece of equipment off and toss it in the street.

      Precisely! Actually, an abductor wouldn't care about the value of the device and would probably cut the band immediately and toss the thing out the window. A small kid, on the other hand, may remove it simply because he/she can. You'd want to prevent that. (Although, it'd be easy to find if it did get lost!)

      This device is not a bad thing. I wouldn't force it on an older child who didn't want it, but it sounds like a great thing for small children. Case in point -- We spend about a week each summer camping in the north woods. My wife is terrified that our 4yo will wander off. (Not that he's really prone to doing this, but moms are good at irrational fear. :-) Getting lost at a shopping mall is one thing -- The kid will eventually be seen wandering without parents and be taken to the mall office or some-such. Getting lost in the woods literally miles from the nearest houses is quite different.

      Those Garmin FRS radios with the GPS features are also wonderfully attractive, for the same reasons. They're all a bit too pricey, but once something like this hits the $100 price-point we'll probably get a few.

      These things shouldn't be used to check up on a kid you don't trust. I wouldn't want to use one to keep them honest. But don't discount them as "evil tools of Da Man". Like any tool, they can be used for good or bad.

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    19. Re:To be fair... by alexburke · · Score: 1

      Yes, but it uses GPS. So if the watch (and therefore the person it's clamped onto) were in a house, it would not work, unless perhaps they were right next to a window.

    20. Re:To be fair... by Betaman · · Score: 1

      Yeah because scissors are so hard to come by these days... especially since stores have started the 10-day waiting period and intense screening proceedures that include hard-hitting questions like "Do you plan to, at any time, use said scissors in child-abduction scheme to remove tracking device from child's wrist?" and "Will the said scissors be used at any time as a weapon, or used to commit any crime?" If you answer yes to either of those questions you could be looking at a wait of at least 30 days, and that's just for the plastic-safety scissors.

    21. Re:To be fair... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      When you say "above the wrist", do you mean closer to the fingers or the forearm? Wouldn't it be easier (in our hypothetical discussion) to just go through where there's mostly ligatures?

      GTRacer
      - Anon to mod...

    22. Re:To be fair... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dremmel tool with diamond bit, good file, hacksaw,
      hammer with a small punch (to remove a pin) all easy solutions BUT wireless can be hacked - fake remote anyone?
      stirge

    23. Re:To be fair... by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Make it too hard and the abductor will just cut the hand off.

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      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    24. Re:To be fair... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I think the idea is to ensure that any abductor would not be able to remove it.
      Bolt cutters.
      Carbide chain-saws. Dumpsters.
    25. Re:To be fair... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I thought they would rather ask:

      "Do you plan to run with those scissors?"

    26. Re:To be fair... by lhand · · Score: 2

      No you're not. That was exactly my thought.

      "OK, kid, what's it going to be, the wrist or the stupid little watch? Now hold still or it's really going to hurt."

      Snip. Bye bye kid. Bye bye hi-tech watch.

      And what's more. If you see one of these on a kid, his parents probably aren't around--prime target.

      Damn, I gotta stop thinking like this...

    27. Re:To be fair... by mother+pussbucket · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Get them used to monitoring early. While their minds are still supple. Associate it with "fun" activities.

      They won't raise those silly privacy objections when they get older. Like the current generation.

      And lets not get into the marketing angle. "Our scanners indicate little Jimmy is passing a MickyD's..."

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    28. Re:To be fair... by n9hmg · · Score: 1

      But as the site says, forced removal will set off an alarm, so at least, you can get things headed towards the site of the abduction, assuming the alarm is sent fast enough to get out before the watch is stomped to pieces.

    29. Re:To be fair... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      I don't think that the locking is intended to stop the child removing the beacon; rather, I think the idea is to ensure that any abductor would not be able to remove it.

      Hooey. A large set of bolt cutters will make short work of the thing; If not, you can always just brace it somewhere and smash it to bits, or drill a hole in it and squirt some good salty water into it.

      This is intended solely for keeping track of where your kid is. It won't save your child from being abducted at the least.

      I'm personally far more interested in this device (Well, a future version of it) as a replacement for the $600 lojack which requires yearly service. Given the small size of the device it could be concealed almost anywhere in a car - I'd probably put mine someplace obscure like inside the hatch of the car (IE, inside the actual hatch body piece) and not only run a power wire to it, but also slap solar onto my wing or rear deck (wing in my case) for backup power.

      If you want to track your child in case of abduction you're going to need something a whole lot more durable than this device, with a milled (not bent) metal case. I would personally opt (in a perfect world) for titanium (barring this, aluminum) with a rubberized cover, and a round lock like on a krypto-lok or similar, since they're much more difficult to pick, especially without specialized tools. Unless your kid is abducted by a locksmith, something like that should suffice.

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    30. Re:To be fair... by anonymous_wombat · · Score: 1

      I have heard stories of gangs in various Asian countries stealing diamond rings by cutting off peoples fingers. I am not sure that this is going to stop an abductor from removing the watch if they really want to.

    31. Re:To be fair... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes - if the criminidiot that steals your kid means business they may well not care very much about what else has to be removed when they take it off.

      As someone else said, as it stands its not really a deterrent. So my suggestion is, to pack the thing with high explosive rigged to go off when its tampered with or when the wearer's vital signs take a turn for the worse.

      i.e. You fuck with my kid and I'll blow you to kingdom come. Amazingly such a gadget might also help motivate your kid to keep the hell away from strangers ;o)

    32. Re:To be fair... by maniac11 · · Score: 2

      ...you don't ever have to set your watch (GPS includes a time signal) other than GMT offset.

      You don't have to set the offset either, since the GPS knows what timezone you're in. Right?

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    33. Re:To be fair... by Fjord · · Score: 1

      I did state that they get together electronically, but it's rare that they hang out physically with each other in large groups, knowing and living large parts of each other's lives, as opposed to thieves in "gangs" (in quote to try to take off some of the meaning loaded into that word).

      If this device has a complex enough system (like, by cutting it with bold cutters, it goes into scream mode, etc) that requires high tech to get around, then it would be improbable (not impossible) that it would be developed en masse for paedophiles by paedophiles.

      Really, I was just pointing out the large differences between thieves as a group and paedophiles as a group that lead to the 1 week work arounds described 3 posts up.

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    34. Re:To be fair... by fredrik70 · · Score: 1

      don't think it can tell where yo are without 3 birds, if you only got one, then it wont be able to set a GMT offset.

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    35. Re:To be fair... by garethwi · · Score: 1

      I just think that when a company makes something they say is safe, it always manages to get bypassed in the most easy way. For example,

      Oracle says their database is uncrackable, and then it gets exploited by a buffer overflow.

      DVDs are strongly encrypted, and this encryption gets broken by a teenager.

      I can see the same happening with this. There is a waterproof/kidproof lock, which actually ends up falling prey to something like talc (or something else completely innocuous).

    36. Re:To be fair... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe that's why the muslims refuse to go with out a towel rapped around their head. I think I finally get it.

    37. Re:To be fair... by amuro98 · · Score: 1

      Basically, I can't see using this thing like "LoJack For Kids". I can, however, see using this for more facsist parents to enforce various grounding-type punishments. They would be able to make sure the kid DID really come right home from school, and didn't go to Billy's house for instance.

      In a kidnapping/abduction situation, once this thing is removed from the kid, it's useless.

      Even having it send out an emergency signal for tracking is useless (See any number of Star Trek episodes where a crew member removes his badge to become "invsible" on the Enterprise.) Even an shrieking siren isn't going to do any good. Do you react at all when a car alarm goes off? No.

      Once this thing is off, just flush it down the toilet, feed it to a rat, or smash it with a sledgehammer (I doubt it'll survive that.) The authorities will probably never find the kid, but at least the parents can get their watch back. How nice. :p

    38. Re:To be fair... by stmfreak · · Score: 1

      I don't think that the locking is intended to stop the child removing the beacon; rather, I think the idea is to ensure that any abductor would not be able to remove it.

      Um, the child may not be able to remove it, but as a kidnaper deterrant, this is likely to be as ineffective as "the club" is for cars.

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    39. Re:To be fair... by jeremyp · · Score: 1

      No, I have a Garmin eTrex. It and most recreational GPSrs are not accurate to 3 metres most of the time. The receiver itself gives an estimate of its accuracy. The best I've seen it *claim* is 19 feet (5 and a bit metres) which I have to say I am suspicious of. Most of the time it claims an accuracy anywhere between 20 and 100 feet. I think 30 metres is a fair if slightly conservative resolution to claim.

      With WAAS you can get better accuracy but that's not available on the cheapest receivers or in Europe where I live.

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      All I want is a secure system where it's easy to do anything I want. Is that too much to ask ~~ Randall Munroe
    40. Re:To be fair... by jeremyp · · Score: 1

      Time zones don't necessarily follow the logical lines of longitude. Of course the GPS could store a map of time zones.

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    41. Re:To be fair... by Atryn · · Score: 1

      Actually, this is the area where GPS will take off. When it becomes useful... i.e. - Now the kid can know where he/she is in realtion to friends/relatives, etc...

      At the mall, the watch tells you that Suzie is coming from about 50 meters southeast and there is a convenient bathroom to hide in about 30 meters north.

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    42. Re:To be fair... by Fjord · · Score: 1

      "Scream mode" in my mind would be a silent screan telling whoever that something is wrong. The watch also has two-button 911 and other feature that dont' make it useless. I'm certainly not saying it's going to be 100% effective, but in a lot of cases it will help enough. Once it becomes so common that a would be abductor always checks for one and always knows how to get it off and dispose of it (which will never truly happen because while there are smart criminals, there are always sloppy ones), there will be better technology (subdermal perhaps).

      As for fascist parents, I'm a big believer in "you parent your way, I'll parent mine". I doubt I would use this in the way that you describe, but I don't want to block another parent's right to raise their child how they see fit. If their child goes crazy in college and catches an STD, or the whatever hyperbolic prediction of the week is. I don't want the government to mandate parents to use these. What I want is choice. This represents choice, and something I thought would be a good possible technology in the past.

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    43. Re:To be fair... by Big+Diluth · · Score: 1

      Even having it send out an emergency signal for tracking is useless (See any number of Star Trek episodes where a crew member removes his badge to become "invsible" on the Enterprise.)

      Actually, that was due to the fact that they tracked the badge, not the person. The same self-disipline that also kept them from password protecting the wall comm. panels also keeps them from tracking and identifying people sepecifically via DNA (or implanting the comminucator to begin with.)

      See the movie Demolition Man where authorities can identify uncontious bodies remotely.

  3. What is Wrong? by Deltan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What is wrong with this? There is absolutely nothing more important to a parent than the safety of their child. Of course you're not going to tag your child with it 24/7 but if you're going to say Disneyland, or the beach or some other large public venue, it would be an excellent idea to place this on your child.

    Would you want to lose your child because you were too busy being a conspiracy theorist and trying to think up reasons as to why tagging your child is morally wrong? No.. I didn't think so.

    1. Re:What is Wrong? by Matthias+Wiesmann · · Score: 3, Interesting
      I'm no psychologue, but I suspect that if the child knows you can know were it is all the time this will have some effect. One thing childs need to do is cut the umbilical cord and become autonomous human. This kind of device might have the reverse effect. Have a problem? push the button.

      Also I fear that it will create a false sense of security for parents. This gizmo might work against people would kidnap kids (which is a rare event) but won't protect them from harm (which is much more probable).

      The bottom line is were is the line between protection and overprotection. If I were worried about the safety of my child, I would first consider moving to a safer place, and not letting it alone.

    2. Re:What is Wrong? by khuber · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I did actually get separated from my mother at a store once when I was very young. I found an employee and they paged my mom over the intercom. I didn't like that and presumably I paid more attention in the future so that I didn't get lost.

      Parents today operate under a media-fueled safety paranoia frenzy. More to the point, there's too much irrational worrying about children. It's rather sad to me because I think it _harms_ the children psychologically and propagates the paranoia.

      Even though I don't have or want children, I don't want to live in a paranoid society where irrational laws are enacted "to protect the children" that don't actually do any good. This watch is a symptom of the paranoia, and of the oppression of the nanny state. "you can't afford $400 to protect your child????" Yeah, whatever. Put it in a college fund and your child will reap greater rewards.

      When I was a child, I didn't need a pager for my parents to locate me. I never got kidnapped and thrown into a trunk without an internal release. I didn't get corrupted by our TV's lack of "parental control" (what an oxymoron). My family never got crushed because we weren't driving around the mall in an armored SUV. Hell, I got through my childhood without a bicycle helmet and I didn't even crack my head open once!

      -Kevin

    3. Re:What is Wrong? by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I agree with this thinking. Making laws "for the children" is not needed. What I think SHOULD be done, is a parental responsibility law. Make the PARENT responsible for the actions of their kid. Now some might think that this would entail all sorts of tech, but it doesn't have to. All it takes is you to SPEND TIME WITH YOUR KIDS! That's it! NO vacations to Hawaii without the kids, NO vacations to anywhere without the kids and for god's sake do something, ANYTHING special with your kids at least once a week. They will thank you for it in the end.

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    4. Re:What is Wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Also I fear that it will create a false sense of security for parents. This gizmo might work against people would kidnap kids (which is a rare event) but won't protect them from harm (which is much more probable).

      No problem, just have it detect the pulse or sense blood or something. Hell, if Onstar in my car can call me when my airbag deploys this wristwatch Onstar thing should be able to tell the parents when their child is in trouble. Maybe they'll get a discount on their health and life insurance! Child Theft Recovery Device.

    5. Re:What is Wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell, I got through my childhood without a bicycle helmet and I didn't even crack my head open once!

      I've never been in a car accident. Why the hell should I wear a seatbelt then? how much more expesive is my car because it has an airbag that I've never had to use? Damn government regulations!

    6. Re:What is Wrong? by Patrick+May · · Score: 1
      Hell, I got through my childhood without a bycycle helmet and I didn't even crack my head open once!

      Well, not that you remember, anyway.

    7. Re:What is Wrong? by jimbolaya · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I hope you are not honestly espousing a law that would prohibit parents from taking vacations without their children. Such laws would be much more restrictive and frightening than a child tracking device. Fortunately, here in the USA, where, believe it or not, we do still value our personal liberties, such an idea would never get serious consideration. However, even if you are not in favor of such a law, I hope you aren't suggesting that parents don't ever need time away from their kids.

      I assume that you do not have children (nor do I), so perhaps it is hard to imagine why parents might actually want to spend just a little time away from their children to preserve their sanity, but think back to your childhood. Didn't you, on occassion, drive you parents crazy? Didn't they benefit from a short vacation where Grandma watched over you? Weren't you a little bit relieved yourself that your parents had the opportunity to let loose for a bit? I know I was.

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    8. Re:What is Wrong? by NOT-2-QUICK · · Score: 2, Funny

      "I never got kidnapped and thrown into a trunk without an internal release."

      So, are you saying that you did get kidnapped, but that when you were thrown into the trunk it did have an internal release??? Just trying to clarify here....

      Perhaps you were never kidnapped, but you were thrown into a trunk...ahhhh...and that trunk did have an internal release...

      Any clarification that you could provide on this state would be greatly appreciated!!! :-)

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    9. Re:What is Wrong? by morgajel · · Score: 1

      to paraphrase Jesse Ventura, it doesn't say anywhere in the constitution about not having the right to be stupid.

      protecting us from ourselves is a gross misuse of power. overreaching child protection laws are a farce as well. it whould be the parents job. I know this sounds EXTREMLY harse, but it's the parents job to protect the child. if that means a lousy parent loses all their kids, then then their bad parenting skill won't be passed to the next generation. With all these safe guards in place, parents are going to become lazy.

      Don't get me wrong, I DO believe this is a GOOD THING, but I think we need to be careful that we don't use these devices to as a replacement for attention.
      To quote their webpage,
      "So relax. Now you can have peace of mind 24 hours a day while your child is the high tech envy of the neighborhood!"

      parenting is not a job you can relax at.

      HOWEVER, I absolutely agree that once a child starts hitting puberty and needs privacy, that's when devices like this loose their original value and become a tool of "The Man". Paranoid parents will cause much more damage trying to put these on a 15 year old than they realize.

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    10. Re:What is Wrong? by SuperCal · · Score: 1

      I think we should forget all laws designed to protect the children or make better parents. Children whose parents were unable, too stupid, or too uncaring to care for them would die off, leaving the human herd genetically stronger. Remove the bad uncaring and stupid genes from the pool and eventually the problem will go away. This may actually be quicker and better then letting politicians legislate away the problem... Please before you tear me up over this, understand that I'm not actually suggesting that we leave the children to their own means, but simply making the point that politicians can't fix this.

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    11. Re:What is Wrong? by Wiseazz · · Score: 1

      There is absolutely nothing wrong with making our world safer for our children. I'm sorry, but if you don't have children, then I highly doubt you would fully understand this.

      There is absolutely NOTHING a parent would not do to keep their children safe. Some go overboard, I'll grant that, but you're going to worry about your child no matter what. You don't want to smother your child in the protective bubble all parents wish they could keep their kids in, but at the same time, you DO have an obligation to keep them alive and healthy at least until they're grown. Then they can shoulder that burden.

      But in the end, it doesn't matter what you say, because any parent will immediately reject any opinion about parenting from someone with no kids. This is a great technology, and I think any parent would see it as such.

      Of course you don't want to abuse it, and for the /. kiddies out there, I wouldn't worry too much about your parents strapping one of these things on you without your consent. Better to spend your efforts ranting about Microsoft or how great and unbeatable Linux is.

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    12. Re:What is Wrong? by phurley · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I have and love two wonderful children (2 & 4). I am not about to get this watch - we just don't need it. But as to your assertion that we should not take personal vacations I think that pretty short sighted. I work at home (in a home office while the kids are watched by my wife), I see my kids several times a day. In the afternoons and on weekends we play, read and have great fun together.

      But guess what? Mom and dad need some time together as a couple to stay in healthy relationship - this October will by our 10th Wedding anniversary, the little ones will be staying with grandma and grampa and we will be spending a week together - probably Hawaii - without the kids. And I don't think even for a moment that that makes us bad parents. Heck once every month or two we drop the kids off at grandma's and spend a Saturday night alone too. I guess you better call social services now...

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    13. Re:What is Wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Due to the fact that you don't want or have children really doesn't give you any athority here does it?

    14. Re:What is Wrong? by Matthias+Wiesmann · · Score: 2
      You means that this thing would contain a sensor that goes off if the kid is seriously hurt, but that does not go off when the kid is playing? Have you ever looked at a kid playing?

      Measuring the pulse rate is difficult, most cheapo wristwatches that do this are very unprecise and they are designed for oldies doing their jogging, not kids that play. I suspect the pulse rate of kid can skyrocket when it gets excited, also kids often gets a lot of minor wounds (a hard and bulky bracelet might in fact be a cause of injury) so the risk for false positives is very high. On the other hand, a kid can drown without any trace of blood.

      Honnestly if you think that kids can be handled like cars, you never had to manage kids, and IMHO, you don't deserve to. The device you describe could signal that the wearer is dead. This might be very usefull for the military, but I would not consider it for parental help...

    15. Re:What is Wrong? by DohDamit · · Score: 1



      Back in my day, they didn't care if we ate paint chips, they didn't care if there was asbestos in the schools. Cancer builds character, ah tell ya!



      Give it a rest, moron. Most parents aren't the nightmare scenario, especially those who could actually afford the $400 and recurring fees. Media-fueled paranoia, bah bullshit. The only people that think this are those who weren't worrying it about it when their kid was born. Yeah, you don't want to live in a paranoid society. That's why you took the time to deliver your paranoid rant regarding this device. Riiiiiight.

      Do the world a favor. Don't have kids. Helps the gene pool, ya know.

    16. Re:What is Wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      While I agree that most of the laws that are passed to "protect the children" are redundant, unnessasary, uninforcable, downright stupid, or some combination of all of them; making the parent responsible for the actions of the children falls into the other big blind spot that society has about kids.

      Contrary to popular beleif, Kids are individual human beings, separate from their parents. They have to have their own experiances, develope their own beleifs, learn to think for themselfs (which many people have never learned to do even as adults) and generally go through the process of becoming their own person. A parents jub is to help them through this process, not do it for them and not ignore the process completely.

      Having said that, however, parents spending time with their kids is a GOOD THING. One idea that I would like to see become widespread is the idea that you have to work just as hard at your relationship with your child/children as you do with your spouse or significant other. The bonds between a parent and child are just as much a relationship as the one between spouses. The two major differences are that 1) parents and children don't get to choose each other from a pool of available aplicents (The kiddie version of the dating meatmarket where kids could go to find a parent is kindof twisted on many levels. "Hey daddy, whats your sign? Do you like to play catch?") and 2) that theres no good formal mechanism to divorce your children or parents (the informal mechanisms are what lead to so many alienated, latchkey kids).

    17. Re:What is Wrong? by delcielo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You obviously don't have kids. Some of what you say is right on the mark. "SPEND TIME" is exactly right. "...do something, ANYTHING special with your kids at least once a week" is another great point.

      But "...NO vacations to anywhere without the kids..." is a HORRIBLE idea.

      You have absolutely no concept of what 24/7 means until you have a baby, that grows into a toddler, etc. What are you doing to the child in the long run if you just give up your marriage and only do things as a whole family unit? A family starts with a marriage. Mom and Dad, they make the family work. The child can contribute love and enjoyment beyond belief; but not much actual work. To keep the family together requires the parents. And for the parents to be "THE PARENTS" requires that they stay together... be married... be a couple. You NEED, sometimes desparately to remember that.
      If your family is going to stay as a single and complete unit, it needs a good marriage at the top of it. And that means spending some time alone once in a while.

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    18. Re:What is Wrong? by javatips · · Score: 2

      It will reduce harm to a child. The less time pass between a child abduction and his recovery, the less harm the child will suffer.

      If the child active the emergency call, he may even get saved without suffering any physical abuse. Sure, the child will have some psychological abuse because of the abduction but it will be a lot better than the physical abuse and it's psychological repercussions.

      However, I don't think that the device will be useful for very young children when you need to deactive the emergency buttons. By the time you may start worrying, the child could suffer a lot.

    19. Re:What is Wrong? by n-baxley · · Score: 2

      I used to think the same way that you do. When I'd see the $100 car seats that last about 4 months and the laws that require a kid to be in a car seat until they're like 3. But, I now have a 6 month old son, and let me tell you that changes things. If spending $100 will help him survive a car crash, as rare as that may be, then it's hard not to spend the money. I think this wrist band idea is meant for small children, not kids that want to run away.

    20. Re:What is Wrong? by vulgrin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree completely. Unless you have a child and have gone through the terror of not being able to find them, you don't understand this.

      And if you are one of those that posted that parents need to pay better attention, then you also have never had kids. Kids are sometimes slippier than a M$ lawyer. The problem is that many non-parents think that kids can be controlled like a cat or a dog, or other pet. But if it has thumbs and higher brain functions, expect it to slip away from you every so often...

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    21. Re:What is Wrong? by tbradshaw · · Score: 1

      I think this is an awefully alarmist perspective on what could be a very cool utility.

      When I was a kid, my Mom had a system like this. It worked really simply. If I was anywhere in the neighborhood, it was fine with her. However, I had to leave my bike in the front yard of whatever house/park/property that I happened to be "playing" at.

      Kidnapping scenarios aside, this type of technology could easily provide *freedom* for children that are relatively responsible, but perhaps just a little naive (like most good kids). While I don't have the experience of being a parent, I think that I would allow my child more freedom if I just knew exactly where they were at any time I happened to feel that 6th sense like parental worry.

      I don't understand how a commercial project like this has anything to do with federal or state legistation of child protection. Irrational worry? Big Brother scenarios? Hell, to me it looks like technology, innovation, and the capitalist system is providing yet another method for parents to raise their children the way that they want.

      Power to the parents. (Well, at least those that can afford it, ;)

    22. Re:What is Wrong? by hal9000(jr) · · Score: 0

      Are you a parent? It doesn't sound like it. Sometimes kids from good, loving families make bad choices and sometimes kids from bad, hurtful families make good choices. But kids make choices that have significant impact on thier families and their parents.

      And parents are already responsible more than you can imagine. In NY state, a parent is legally responsible for children living in the house until they are 21. That means that if junior is 19, gets drunk and wrecks a car (taking others out with them), the parents are responsible and can be hauled into court. If a child between 16 and 18 emancipates, the parents are still legally responsible.

      And you want to do more?

    23. Re:What is Wrong? by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 1

      parents sometimes think this, too, and end up losing their relationship with them.

      There are also parents that don't care at all. The only reason they worry about their kids is because the cops look at the parents first when something happens to them.

      Kids need freedom. Without freedom they wouldn't develop into independent human beings. Ensuring that that happens is more important than making sure your kid is safe.

    24. Re:What is Wrong? by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 2

      Well, to me, my family is more important then that kid free vaca to Hawaii. I am not saying YOU MUST SPEND ALL OF YOUR FREE TIME WITH YOUR KIDS....no no, don't be foolish. Vacations, to me, have always been with family. and NO WE DON'T NEED a law.....but seriously, if you really need a vacation without kids, consider that you will have time for that after they grow up. That's what retirement is for. Besides, if I am going to Hawaii, 1 week is NOT enough time! ;)

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    25. Re:What is Wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      safety paranoia frenzy

      As opposed to a privacy paranoia frenzy?

    26. Re:What is Wrong? by SLi · · Score: 1
      And parents are already responsible more than you can imagine. In NY state, a parent is legally responsible for children living in the house until they are 21. That means that if junior is 19, gets drunk and wrecks a car (taking others out with them), the parents are responsible and can be hauled into court. If a child between 16 and 18 emancipates, the parents are still legally responsible.

      Makes me *really* glad I don't live in NY state. Is this similar elsewhere in the US? I live in Finland, not with my parents anymore for a few years, and am very happy that they gave me some freedom.

      I'm a scout leader (though I believe it's quite different here than in the US), and one of the things I've learned is that you learn to take responsibility by - surprise! - taking responsibility. Of course the younger leaders (I'm talking about 15-18 years old or so) take less responsibility, but they still certainly do, and would never be able to take full responsibility for their own groups of little scouts if they didn't first learn to take care of themselves.

      By the way, yes, we can have a 15-16 year old leader take a group of five or six 11 year olds camping over a weekend into a forest, sleeping in a tent. Does that horrify you? I believe it might if you're used to 18 year olds having no responsibility after all... Here scouting is quite recognized anyway, though not as popular nowadays as it used to be.

    27. Re:What is Wrong? by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 2

      I agree with that....that's what babysitters are for. Vacations are not for that. That's just my opinion. I had every vacation of my life with my mom and dad and they got a vacation when grandpa and grandma wanted to take us somewhere. When I take vacation time from work, it's for my family. Plain and simple. I never take vacation time purely for my own reasons. Sure, sometimes I need a break from work, but usualy I have family events and things that come up often enough I hardly ever take time off just to be away from work. If kids drive you that nuts, you need to get some therapy or never to have kids. One thing one who is a parent must always remember when taking care of kids is that they are kids. They are not going to listen to you until you repeat it three times and even then they will do what they want. You have to spend time with them to get the respect. I mean more time then a few hours a day bud. To me, I can keep my marriage happy by taking care of the kid when mom needs a break. Does that mean we never go out without the kid? No. But to me, taking a vacation with out the kids is selfish. There are always those night you have to go out to some swanky restaurant, but vacations only come up once or twice a year and it's important to be a family at those times. Those nights when I do go out with my wife are treasured because they don't come up often.

      So far as would I buy this watch for my son...if I had the money, sure I'd probably get it to use as a tool to keep us sane when we are out as a family, not that without it you can't be sane ;).

      Going to any place nice without kids is a crock. RETIREMENT and after the kids grow up leaves PLENTY of time for that. When you retire you won't know what to do because you've already done it.

      For the social service comment....I'd watch suggesting it. Some nutcase probably would call.

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    28. Re:What is Wrong? by Wiseazz · · Score: 1

      And what, exactly, is freedom in this context? I do not allow a 5-yr-old freedom to play in the street, or to decide if he's going to brush his teeth or eat his greens.

      If you mean the freedom for an older child to express him or herself, fine. Freedom to think, freedom to rationalize, freedom to question... all of these are important.

      But as it's been said several times in this discussion, this isn't about freedom or personal liberties. This is about keeping scumbags from stealing and abusing our children.

      There is a difference between keeping a child safe, and keeping a child sheltered. Don't confuse the two.

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    29. Re:What is Wrong? by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 2


      *sigh*. Once again I've been grossly misunderstood.

      I've been a stepparent; I mean freedom of expression. Even kids of toddler age express themselves in meaningful ways. Freedom of action is not the same thing. Kids want to do things that aren't right in anyone's eyes, it's the parents' job to keep them from doing that.

      There is a difference between keeping a child safe, and keeping a child sheltered. Don't confuse the two.
      I don't; lots of parents do. Sheltering a kid won't keep him/her safe no matter how little you keep them from doing. It's a parent's job, also, to let go at some point. All this safety tech gives them a reason not to, and it's a quick way to get a warm/fuzzy "I'm doing the right thing" feeling without much mental effort. That's the danger here.

      - Josh

    30. Re:What is Wrong? by Wiseazz · · Score: 1

      *sigh*. Once again I've been grossly misunderstood. Sorry :) Pretty much agree with the rest. Maybe it's just me, though, but I'm not sure if the "I'm doing the right thing" feeling would be enough for most parents to let down their guard. I like to think that, anyway. Perhaps it's because I think of things like this as a failover... an extra layer of security. I've been dealing with technology too long to fully trust it. But, to enforce your point, some people are utter morons and slaves to technology. But I say let this technology advance and grow. Trust in the fact that there are good parents who know how to use it and some who don't... just like seat belts. I'll let the script kiddies worry about government abuse and Big Brother.

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    31. Re:What is Wrong? by mceder · · Score: 1

      Our society today is SO obsessed with the pursuit of safety. Eventually we will end up legislating ourselves into a vault with tubes feeding us.. to make sure we are "safe".

      Bottom line.. There is NO safety. If you get a helmet, instead of falling of your bike, you will trip when you walk and break your skull.. Sure, use the helmet, but when is it too far? Tracking every individual with this device to ensure national safety and as a weapon against terrorism? Since ofcourse, only bad people would have something to hide. Bah.

    32. Re:What is Wrong? by Whatever+Fits · · Score: 1

      What a concept! Is that new?

      That is a tried and true concept of parenting. Make sure that you and your spouse are happy together. Spend time together. Make your spouse your first priority. Children come second. This may sound callous to those uneducated parents, but it works.

      Out of all my married friends, the ones that practice this are the happier ones with the better adjusted children.

      This also applies to the computer geeks here (myself included). Spend time with your spouse. Don't ignore her for the computer. It is such an easy trap to fall into.

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    33. Re:What is Wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sadly, it's opinions like this that make me not want to have children at all. :( I don't want my life to be entirely restricted for 20 years. What benefit is there to having kids if you have to tie yourself down for a good portion of your life (the best years, most likely.)

    34. Re:What is Wrong? by FurryFeet · · Score: 1

      Man, I hope your kid never wants a little brother (sister)...

    35. Re:What is Wrong? by exodus2 · · Score: 1

      I did this when i was young too, until someone came by and stole my friends bike.

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    36. Re:What is Wrong? by bob301 · · Score: 1

      I agree with you 110%. There is far too much irrational "worrying about the children." In fact, "the children" have become nothing more than a a catch phrase to sway public opinion on a subject. Add into any argument that it's "for the children" and every "soccer Mom" left in the suburbs is on your side. The Nazi's used the "for the children" excuse when the were doing "racial cleansing." The Catholics use that excuse to defend their book-banning. It was used in the nonproliferation talks, to speed up the FDA's testing period for new drugs, and those damn-irritating child-safety windows that almost roll down halfway. All this, not to mention a host of laws about how parents should raise their own kids, child adoption laws (Rosie O'Donnell knows what I'm talking about here), restrictive, anti-constitutional gun laws, spyware on the Internet (so-called filtering software), and a plethora of other laws, programs, devices, and sundry. These serve to replace the parents in a family. I agree that a lot of people do a terrible job preparing their children for the future. But many, many more do just fine. My parents raised me without TV parental controls. My parents read books before I did, they knew what I was reading. They could recognize teenage-angst, and did not have to attribute it to: rock and roll, video games, TV violence, sexual abuse, drugs, hanging out with the "wrong crowd", or whatever else parents typically attribute their children's misbehavior to. My father recognized his fault when I did not open a door for a lady, or made derogatory remarks about their "station". My parents taught me the evil of racism, and the need to control my emotions, and channel them to positive uses. And yes, my parents screwed up, too. However, they did not blame it on TV, music, video games, the school system, or the kids down the street. Their rally cry was not "there should be a law against that"; rather, it was "we'll do better next time". I go on this tirade to make a point. It seems the norm for parents today to be paranoid. If their child is late coming home from school, he's causing trouble. If he falls asleep in class, he's been out partying, and if he responds with an attitude, he's on drugs. They rely on others to do their parenting. Everything from preschool to car-trunks has to be "child safe". I am despondent when I read another "child protection act" has gone through Congress. I can no longer spank my child in public. Well, spanking worked on me, why wont it work on my children? It's a punishment; by definition, it must be cruel and unusual. I would not punish my child by sending him a dozen roses. Only something cruel (read: causing or conducive to injury, grief, or pain) and unusual (read: not in the ordinary daily routine) can get trough to the whole brain that something is bad. If they equate pain with what they did wrong, they will stop doing it. Pain is a built-in behavior control device. Parents should use it. And they should stop relying on other people to raise their kids for them. If a child locks himself in a trunk, he'll stop climbing in. If he runs away for a night, and is beaten by a bum for his milk-money, he'll stop running away. If he tries to commit suicide, locking him up in a small cell, taking away his shoelaces, and telling him what a screw-up he is, is not going to make him want to live. If you take something away from a child, they will find another way to get it, and this time you wont be there to curb the effect, or explain the language, or point out the morals. If we continue under the misconception that every child should grow up and have children of their own, we are leaving any kind of evolution behind. if the child is not smart enough to avoid climbing inside a hot oven, we should not ban ovens. If a parent does not have the skills necessary to raise children, we should enact laws and make all of society help them. That would keep these behavior patterns from being weeded-out, because their kids would probably grow up to use the same failed techniques. Rather, we should allow Nature to take it's course, intervening only when humanitarian concerns allow. Damn it, our kids are going to be too soft to handle the world when they come of age. They are all going to need psychiatrists to tell them they are screwups because of their parents, and when their boss rejects an idea, they don't have to jump out of an office window. I, for one, don't want to live with a bunch of sissy's who cant take criticism as just that instead of an attack on character, nor do I want my children to have those "the individual well being is most important, violence never solves anything, when you fail the world is here to say it's OK, don't do anything you are afraid to do, you're not the boss of me, there should be a law against that" attitudes. This watch is just another way parents can pawn off their responsibilities. Watch your children, don't buy a watch to do that. One day, you wont be there for your kids. They need to know that, and learn how to act in just such a situation. You can't always be there, and this watch prevents them from learning that. Perhaps it will be too late when you finally free them from having to use it. Beware the temptation to overprotect your kids. It may keep them alive, but it'll really screw up their heads. Anyway, that's my two bits. Winners may soar with the eagles, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    37. Re:What is Wrong? by matt-fu · · Score: 1

      I only wish I could mod this up to 6. This is so true. Kids are wonderful, but you have to be some kind of sick maniac to never spend time alone without your kids. I think someone has been watching "Cruel Intentions" too much.

    38. Re:What is Wrong? by NorthDude · · Score: 0

      While I agree with the essence of your post, I do not agree with the statements you make. My sister has a kid which is ~1 years old. she made bad choices at the moment she got pregnant (getting pregnant was one) and now she have to face the consequence of her acts. and she faces it pretty well. She's more mature, she got back to shcool, she works hard and she is one really good and lovely mother. She play with her child every day, she talk to him etc etc. But at the beginning, she forgot to take time for here. She was working 30 hours a week, studiing while the kid was sleeping, and always care of him when she was at home. But then, after 9 months of no enough sleeps, not enough everything for her, she got sick. Really sick. She had to stay in hospital for almost 3 weeks. Since then, she is still a lovely mother, she still work hard and is still studying. But once in a while, she bring the kid to my mother over for a weekend and she just go take some fresh air. She put aside all her problems and relax. She is now in really good shape and is kid is quite happy.

      And now, about the parental responsability. While I think that parents are majorly responsible for what will become thir child, I am not in favor of them being responsible for their child. Not when they are 17-18-19 + years old. I could understand at something like 2years old that if the kid breaks a window or something, the parent should pay. But at 18, your are responsible for your acts, your are able to make bad or good decisions and that doen't mean that you've got bad or good parents. I've got good parents who've done all what they COULD to give us the best education possible. But they are not super-heroes. I've made some pretty nasty things when I was yonger. Sold and took drugs, get caugh etc etc. And they did all they could to help me. But I just kept continuing this way for a while. Once I understood how stupid I was, I then accepted their help and accepted to help myself. I would not have change before and could't either, I had to understand things, make my own steps. Now, I'm maried, I'm working and have a pretty "stable" life. As stable as a geek could be... And I'm happy that my parents didn't have to be responsible for my acts cause what made me think about all that was that I was held responsible for my acts. When a kid is faced with the results of their act, bad or good, they learn. Somes like to call it "life experience"...

      --


      I'd rather be sailing...
    39. Re:What is Wrong? by SecurityGuy · · Score: 2
      This is just so much BS. I despise laws "for the children", but more I despise the stupid, brain-dead excuses for parents who necessitate them. Spending time with the kids is the cure for all, eh? You aren't a parent. Period. Kids have their own minds, their own (immature) morals, which don't necessarily mirror yours. Go HAVE a kid and learn firsthand how much time you can spend teaching them how to stay safe and watch them disregard it and do things that would harm them if you weren't around to provide the safety net.


      Jeez, were none of you kids? When I was a kid I:

      • Nearly fell off a 100 foot+ cliff
      • Got a nice bite from the big dog next door because I didn't pay attention to it
      • Ran in front of a moped causing the driver to crash in his successful attempt not to run down the stupid 5 year old
      • Possibly nearly got abducted when I was 6[0]
      • The list goes on


      [0] Couple guys in a car looking for a local store (a *very* local store which no one would be looking for unless they already knew about it) wanted directions and "couldn't hear" me and a friend shouting (yeah, right) to them from 12 feet away and wanted us to come up to the car. My friend started over and, for reasons I don't remember, I didn't. I told him he could go, but I wasn't going to. He changed his mind and stayed. They drove off, in the direction of the store they didn't know where to find, but turned left at the intersection on the corner right where the store was rather than right. They weren't looking for it at all. I have no idea what they were looking for, but am glad that's the extent of the story I have to tell.


      My parents spent plenty of time with me. They weren't there at that particular moment, right in front of my house when it mattered, though. Don't kid yourself into thinking spending some time with your kids once a week will keep them safe. Keeping them safe is your job for the rest of your life. Kids are absolutely NOT little adults.

    40. Re:What is Wrong? by SecurityGuy · · Score: 2

      When I was a child, I didn't need a pager for my parents to locate me. I never got kidnapped and thrown into a trunk without an internal release. I didn't get corrupted by our TV's lack of "parental control" (what an oxymoron). My family never got crushed because we weren't driving around the mall in an armored SUV. Hell, I got through my childhood without a bicycle helmet and I didn't even crack my head open once!


      This is a really thin argument. Anecdotal evidence is absolutely useless. When I was a kid, I played with matches and set my bed on fire but didn't burn the house down. I guess it's fine to play with matches? When I was a kid, I used to ride my bike without a helmet, too. I guess those studies which show a reduction in head injuries as a result of wearing a helmet are just off base. When I was a kid (or acting like one), I used to drive really, really fast but never got into a serious accident as a result. I guess we should scrap the speed limit in spite of studies which show that the likelihood of fatalities increases with speed. Come on, in 1999 there were 31,000+ involuntary juvenile abductions and most of those were by noncustodial parents. Even with absolutely irresponsible parents, odds are you wouldn't have been in the right place at the right time. I know smokers who aren't dead yet, too. Hell, they aren't even sick! I guess all that medical research showing the link to cancer is a pile too?


      Just a hint: rarely does a risk have 100% probability.

    41. Re:What is Wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Wait, why did you people mod this obvious "Every family must have a MOM and a DAD" flamebait up so high???

      You'll get yours come Meta-Moderation time, people.

    42. Re:What is Wrong? by gotr00t · · Score: 0

      I can see that what you're saying is clearly true. I'm not remotely American in my family, and my childhood was not as tight as that most 'American' families would describe. There was no clearly defined system, my parents never used corporal punishment, and moreover, they taught me to be sedentary, stay at home, get regular excercise, but don't stay outside. They really made me hate to go outside, and really, I think that that is the best way to make kids not to get into trouble. I can agree with your statement on your childhood - a good parent never would need a device as ludicrous as this. I never wore a bike helmet either, and I was watching rated 'R' movies when I was, like, 4 years old, and my parents actually had no idea what were these 'ratings' for movies. They considered them absurd. I turned out to be a good kid, and I did very well at school.

    43. Re:What is Wrong? by dejesus · · Score: 1

      >I don't have or want children

      That says it all. If you ever do, you'll understand.

  4. The worst effect of this is... by DwarfGoanna · · Score: 2, Insightful
    It will create a generation of people willing to tolerate a severe invasion of their privacy for "the greater good"...had our ancestors been raised that way, we wouldn't even be here. (see .sig =))

    --

    "You know why you do not see me styling wit my homies? Because I have no homies!!" -Mojo Jojo

    1. Re:The worst effect of this is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When YOUR 8yr old daughter is abducted, when the police tell you they cannot locate her. And start to treat you like you did it. And you are blaming yourself because you left her playing in the yard while you ran into the house to pee. When they find her body three days later....

      THATS WHEN YOU CAN TELL ME ABOUT THE GODDAMN "GREATER GOOD"!

    2. Re:The worst effect of this is... by CmdrTaco+(editor) · · Score: 1
      "It's our nature to be adversarial and free. Our evolution didn't hinge on passivity." -Greg Graffin

      Greg Graffin is the singer from Bad Religion, right? What song is that from?

    3. Re:The worst effect of this is... by khuber · · Score: 5, Insightful
      When YOUR 8yr old daughter is abducted,...

      Yes, that happens all the time...not. Why do you think that stuff makes big news? It's extremely rare. Your child will not be safe with this watch or the shock collar or the leash, or ... There is just no 100% safety and you have to accept that.

      Statistically, children are most often abducted by someone they know. Kidnapping is very very rare according to crime statistics:

      2000 Juvenile Justice report on kidnapping

      1,214 kidnapping cases in the U.S. in 1997. That is a miniscule number and if you think big brother wrist watches are going to prevent them, you're deluding yourself into a false sense of safety.

      I understand that parents want to protect their children, but in "the real world", abductions are exceedingly rare. "One tenth of one percent of all the crimes against individuals".

      There are real problems that affect children and imiginary problems borne of paranoia. I believe that children are better served by targetting more statistically significant problems like poverty, drug abuse, parental abuse, and so on. And finally, don't forget that it's my neighborhood too when you whip out the "if it was your child!!!" bullshit. It's not that I don't care; I care very much. It's just that I'm realistic and concerned with more important problems that can actually be addressed. I find it ridiculous that I have to shoulder the burden of child paranoia by funding TV controls, CD labelling, and all that stuff, that does nothing. Get those kids out of that dysfunctional family with the alcoholic father that beats them or the drug-addicted mother that can barely afford food. I mean, really, _that_ is more reality than the kidnapping silliness.

      -Kevin

    4. Re:The worst effect of this is... by Anonymous+Cowturd · · Score: 1

      It may be rare, but it would sure suck if you were one of the 1,214 victims.

      --


      if 'fruits de mer' = seafood
      does 'fruits de merde' = mushrooms?
    5. Re:The worst effect of this is... by Tomster · · Score: 1
      1,214 kidnapping cases in the U.S. in 1997.

      And most of those were by a family member... often these cases are around a custody battle. A parent gets tired of fighting through the courts, and does something much more effective (but stupid).

      There are real problems that affect children and imiginary problems borne of paranoia.

      I can attest to this. My mom is constantly worrying about things, and my dad is a conspiracy-theorist (the latest scare is there's a 'Planet X' destined to hit the Earth some time next year). As a result of their influence, I used to look at the world as a kind of scary, dangerous place. My perspective was always "What can go wrong here?", mentally/emotionally preparing for the worst. I was always afraid to do anything that might be "risky". That's a shitty way to live. I'm still good at being the devil's advocate :-), but now I (mostly) live for positive things, looking for opportunities and good things instead of constantly looking out for the bad.

      Hmm. Didn't mean to write that much, but I guess I had to get it off my chest. Thanks for reading this far, if you made it :).

    6. Re:The worst effect of this is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      From page 1 of your link: "An analysis of data on 1,214 juvenile kidnapings from the jurisdictions in 12 States that participated in NIBRS in 1997 reveals the following: "

      1214 is the number of kidnappings in a few jurisdictions in 12 states. Nice statistic spinning there.

    7. Re:The worst effect of this is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you obviousally are pretty damned stupid.

      Yes kids to get abducted at an alarming rate. only a complete idiot like you would think otherwise... let's see... in the past 3 years here in my small town. girl abducted and shot in head after raped, 2 girls raped in the local library, 1 boy missing for 3 days found dead in a pond with stranglation marks on this throat, 2 pre-teens found dead tied up, and finally let's seee ever hear of Andre Bosse? they just found her body.

      you are exactly what is wrong with youth today, snotty assholes that think you know everything. well here's your wake up call ... you dont know DICK. and you wont until you are 30, and even then 60% of the population still doesn't know anything.

      so shut up idiot.

    8. Re:The worst effect of this is... by gorilla · · Score: 2
      1,214 kidnapping cases in the U.S. in 1997. That is a miniscule number.

      Also, as the report indicates, the 1,214 is higher than the number of what most people would call 'kidnapping'.

      In 40% of the cases, the 'kidnapper' is the kids parent. In other words, it's probably a custody dispute.

      Another 5% of the cases, the 'kidnapper' is classified as the kid's 'boyfriend'. In other words, it's probably two kids running away together.

      Finally, in all the cases, only 1 resulted in a death.

      The general perception of a stranger going to abduct children, and kill them is not supported by this data.

    9. Re:The worst effect of this is... by delcielo · · Score: 2

      Are you saying that because most children are abducted by somebody they know, this device will not work as it would with a stranger?

      You're right, of course, most are abducted by somebody they know, like a neighbor, or acquaintance of their parents. That doesn't mean this device is useless. You can't keep the kids locked up in the house 24/7; and you can't raise a well-adjusted kid by shadowing them 24/7. Kids play in the neighborhood, at the playground, etc. This device makes sense for those environments.

      Nobody has said anything about making this device mandatory. It's an option for parents who, by the way, are not the elected officials who run the family. We're the dictators. King Dad and Queen Mom. We will be solely responsible for the safety of our child; so it is our decision alone to decide how best to go about that.

      Libertarianism is great when it's applied with reason. But just like any other philosophy, it's useless if applied blindly.

      --
      Hot Damn! It's the Soggy Bottom Boys!
    10. Re:The worst effect of this is... by n-baxley · · Score: 2

      Well, I won't use the if it was your child "bullshit". But I would bet that if you ask anyone who's child was kidnapped if they would like to have this, the answer would be a resounding yes. I don't know if you have kids or not, but I do know that my thinking on things like this has changed drastically since I had my son. The world looks a lot different when you love something so helpless.

    11. Re:The worst effect of this is... by Wiseazz · · Score: 1

      Bet I know 1,214 ex-parents who would love to kick your stupid ass out a window. Then you'll see how "miniscule" that number is.

      --
      My sig sucks.
    12. Re:The worst effect of this is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whichever 'song' it is, it sucks.

      Words like 'adversarial' and 'passivity' in a song?

      Eeeek.

    13. Re:The worst effect of this is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's called "Peace of Mind." No, it probably won't prevent a kidnapping, but if a kid does get kidnapped, it will help locate him/her (kinda like Lojack).

      And another thing, I don't think families dealing with "poverty, drug abuse, parental abuse, and so on" are going to be the target market for this device. This is a private company. If you don't buy it, you aren't funding anything.

    14. Re:The worst effect of this is... by fatalist23 · · Score: 1

      Personally, it looks like a lot of this is just irrational thinking. From personal arguments with my own parental units, I have noticed that people tend not to regard statistics when it comes to things that have an immediate (and devastating) impact, like having a child kidnapped. No matter how low the percent chance of it happening, parents will still use a different philosophical perspective, that of "but what happens if that worst case occurs?" Thus the purchase of things like 400 dollar tracking devices for children... It's not just losing kids to kidnappers either, it's about all sorts of worst-case-scenario things. Why do you think so many people are scared of flying? (pre-9/11 anyways) Why do so many people purchase SUVs? Why do companies in New Jersey have earthquake recovery plans? Because it's not about statistics, it's about being devastated _if_ that worst case should happen. If love is the answer, could you please repeat the question?

    15. Re:The worst effect of this is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Bet I know 1,214 ex-parents who would love to kick your stupid ass out a window. Then you'll see how "miniscule" that number is.

      More like 1 parent. Only one child died. One can assume the rest will be returned in the future.

      I can handle one angry mom (as long as she isn't "Serial Mom")... can you?

    16. Re:The worst effect of this is... by DWIM · · Score: 1

      Regarding statistics and paranoia: This reminds me of how it is often said that you stand a better chance of getting struck by lightening than by getting attacked by sharks, dying in an airplane crash, or any other of a huge variety of feared events. Funny thing about lightening storms though. When they come, we tend not to run under trees. In fact, given the choice, we go inside. Statistically, we have little chance of being struck. But given the opportunity, we like to improve that statistical chance to as near 0 as we can, particularly when lives hang in the balance. It is cold comfort to those who have actually suffered the loss of a child through abduction (or suffered the loss of any loved one through some "rare" tragic event) that they were statistically at extremely low risk of that happening to them.

    17. Re:The worst effect of this is... by Phroggy · · Score: 2

      Yes, that happens all the time...not. Why do you think that stuff makes big news? It's extremely rare.

      If anyone knows where Ashley Pond or Miranda Gaddis are, the FBI would like to hear from you; they each disappeared on their way to school several miles from my house.

      --
      $x='S24;r)>63/* h@<5+oZ)32"5cz';$me='phroggy'x$];
      $x=~y+ -xz+\0-Tx+;print$_^chop$me for split'',$x;
    18. Re:The worst effect of this is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Statistics are a funny thing, you can frame them any way that you want. How many children went missing without a trace for that same time period? Do you think that is included?

    19. Re:The worst effect of this is... by khuber · · Score: 1
      Anecdotal evidence is statistically irrelevant and an appeal to emotion instead of rational thought. Irrational appeals to emotion are exactly what I was talking about.

      -Kevin

    20. Re:The worst effect of this is... by khuber · · Score: 1
      you obviousally are pretty damned stupid.

      Yeah, "obviousally". I posted real kidnapping numbers in the U.S. which are miniscule and you're arguing against the real numbers based on what you personally think the abduction rate is. Tell me, what do you feel the homicide rate is? What do your old wise bones tell you about car thefts this year? Looking up or down?

      Can you divine stock market trends, because maybe you should be my investment advisor. You clearly have a gift, an innate ability, to come up with a perception of reality that deviates far from actual reality. Some might call that delusion, but maybe you, AC, are the second coming of Christ.

      Yeah, I'm the stupid one.

      -Kevin

  5. "How do I make it beep when Sesame street is on?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    *fiddle fiddle* Hello, you have now reached 911.

    Now you can have peace of mind 24 hours a day while your child is the high tech envy of the neighborhood!

    "Moooom, I want a GPS receiver watch! My old watch isn't even synchronized by atomic clocks! Everyone at school has one."

    After you get a kid to accept he's got a tracking device permanently locked to his arm, do you lock him in a glass ball in the basement bombshelter?

    Btw, could this work the other way around? Could perverts search for kids that are too far into the woods?

  6. It's this by Goonie · · Score: 5, Insightful
    On /., there are some fairly common beliefs about children that aren't as common in the general community:

    • Children, particularly as they get a little older, deserve some privacy.
    • Parents are overprotective.
    • That once parents get a hold of this kind of technology and use it with 4-year-olds, to track them down if they wander offthey're going to want to use it to monitor where their 15-year-olds go when they go out (which, IMHO, is a gross abuse of the technology).
    • More generally, it's the thin end of the wedge.

    Sure, I've got no problems strapping it to a little kid at the beach (though, frankly, it's hardly necessary - child abduction by strangers is *very* rare). Its use with older children, though, concerns me greatly.

    --

    Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo
    --Andy Finkel (J. Klass?)
    1. Re:It's this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't use it with an older child, but I can't agree that it wouldn't be useful for a young child on a beach. Why the hangup about abduction? Kids simply getting lost is unbelievably common.

    2. Re:It's this by Deltan · · Score: 2

      That's a very good point, I can understand the privacy issue on children over the age of say 10. Chances are you wouldn't be able to get your child who's much older than that to wear it anyway, especially if they know what it is.

      Child abduction or even your child getting lost isn't as uncommon as some people may think. It's probably more likely than getting a power surge on your PC, yet we all buy UPS's to protect our PC's in the event that the "unthinkable" should happen. Why not do the same for your kids?

    3. Re:It's this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rare, until it happens to you:
      Another child lost in the UK
      I'd rather have the ability to know where my child is, rather than loose him/her to some screwball.

    4. Re:It's this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Child abduction or even your child getting lost isn't as uncommon as some people may think. It's probably more likely than getting a power surge on your PC, yet we all buy UPS's to protect our PC's in the event that the "unthinkable" should happen. Why not do the same for your kids?

      "I bought protection for my inanimate object, so why shouldn't I buy a shackle for my living, feeling, developing offspring who may or may not be adversly affected by it?"

    5. Re:It's this by B'Trey · · Score: 5, Insightful

      OK, so the argument is that this is a Bad Thing because, although it has legitimate uses, some parent might abuse it. Isn't that like arguing that DeCSS should be illegal because somegody might abuse it to pirate a movie?

      --

      "The legitimate powers of government extend only to such acts as are injurious to others." Thomas Jefferson.

    6. Re:It's this by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's BULL! I don't care if your 15, 16, 17 or 18....if you are living with the parent then your subject to their rules. How is this an abuse??? I do agree some parents can be overprotective, but that's definitely not in all cases. Of course I was taught to respect my parent and not be a hellion and start doing bad things. It's this kind of thinking that led to the Columbine thing. If you want that to happen again, then fine, give your kids their "privacy". As a home owner or head of the house or parent, it's YOUR responsibility to know what they hell is happening under your roof, as well as watching/knowing who our kids associate with, and where they go. It's only after they leave the house that they should have ANY privacy. Period. End of discussion.

      --

      Gorkman

    7. Re:It's this by AVee · · Score: 1

      That's BULL! I don't care if your 15, 16, 17 or 18....if you are living with the parent then your subject to their rules.

      That's exactly the argument of a lot of parents forcing their kids to things they want. This goes from chosing an education for them to actual abuse, so please don't use these kind of arguments lightly!

    8. Re:It's this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kids should shut the hell up and do what their parents tell them. That includes 17 year olds! I'm sick of seeing spoiled 17 year old wankers who treat their parents like shit, get in trouble all the time, and are worthless piles of crap. They should be forced to wear a GPS wristwatch 24/7 by the police.

    9. Re:It's this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's this kind of thinking that led to the Columbine thing

      Exactly! Society is holding parents more and more accountable for what their kids do. To this day I still hear, "How could those parents have not known their kids had pipe bombs in their room?"

      If I'm responsible for my kid comitting a crime, yo're damn right I'm going to do all I can to know where he or she is.

      Just letting your other-gendered kid into a public restroom by himself or herself is a scary prospect. The panic button alone is a great reason for this.

    10. Re:It's this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      My jaw just hit the floor. An obviously intelligent and insightful comment that points out the hippocracy of the Slashdot audience, and it sits at +5.

      Wow!

    11. Re:It's this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's this kind of thinking that led to the Columbine thing

      Now, *that's* bull. Columbine was a result of bad parenting. *Good* parenting doesn't mean spying on your kids, following them around, searching their belongings, and taking all their privacy. For one, kids as they are growing older into their teens need privacy if they are to turn into responsible adults. They have to learn to be responsible, ethical people somewhat on their own, not have their hands held up until the day they go to college. That leads to socially backwards, ignorant, and often rebellious and overly-experimental young adults. Columbine was not because the parents of the kids didn't have GPS watches for them. It was because the parents failed to instill morals and good, rational behavior in them, which can be done while still preserving their very-necessary privacy.

      The parenting described in the previous post simply creates a totalitarian, police-state between parent and child, completely unhealthy for the development of the child.

      Fel

    12. Re:It's this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *Good* parenting doesn't mean spying on your kids, following them around, searching their belongings, and taking all their privacy

      Then what should the Columbine parents have done, Dr Spock?

    13. Re:It's this by tps12 · · Score: 1

      I don't think anyone's saying this product should be illegal. Just that it's tasteless and stupid.

      --

      Karma: Good (despite my invention of the Karma: sig)
    14. Re:It's this by MURDOCK1 · · Score: 1

      Truth = KIDS HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!

      They don't have the right to do anything that their parents don't let them do. They are not adults with rights until the age of 18.
      They don't have the right to evem complain about it.

      --
      Eagles soar, but Weasels aren't sucked into jet engines.
    15. Re:It's this by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      That's nice. My Ex was so overprotected by her parents that she still doesn't know when people are (obviously) taking advantage of her, and she had (she's gotten better) barley any social or communication skills. It took years to repair the damage done by her parents. This device is something her parents would have gladly used up until the day she moved out.

      Jaysyn

      --
      There is a war going on for your mind.
    16. Re:It's this by arubis · · Score: 1

      Some parent "might" abuse it?

      I'm perfectly satisfied with my family situation, but I know people with parents so overprotective they'd be sent to college with one of these things strapped to their wrist, and called every time they put a foot somewhere they weren't expected to. Let's leave the legal argument over legally-aged kids suing parents for invasion of privacy out of this; very few kids would have the guts to do that to their parents once it's legal, and instead rather just go along with the invasion because they're the parents.

      The potential for abuse of this thing isn't just 'oh no, someone might steal a movie and then buy it later.' It's more like loss of personal freedom until you find a very, very heavy metal cutter, and then parents yelling at you for months because they're out $400. And quite possibly having said parents buy a new one anyway.

      Yes, this is more a problem with parents then with technology. But why provide them with the ammunition they need for this abuse of technology if they're not already used to it? It's not that you're taking away something from parents, like you would if you stopped people from using DivX or MP3 or OggVorbis or what-have-you. You're just not showing it to them in the first place, if all goes well.

    17. Re:It's this by spagma · · Score: 1

      And what 4 year olds do you know that need a wristwatch? I think this is more likely to be used on the teenagers.

      --
      If it won't boot, Fsck it!
    18. Re:It's this by SirNonya · · Score: 0

      Did someone just say the 'p' word? To attempt to compare those that share software with their friends to those that loot ships, killing and abducting people? I cannot believe you just got a +5.

    19. Re:It's this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the only parent that will abuse this are parents of really really stupid teens...

      Grab a piece of tinfoil. wrap the device, done it's defeated... and any teen that cant think of that is pretty damn stupid and deserves to be watched.

      Come on people, quit protecting the retarts of the world... it's thinning the gene pool.

    20. Re:It's this by jon+doh! · · Score: 1

      my young nephew may not know how to tell time, but he loved the 'indiglo' watch i got him for his birthday last year. he used the lightup feature all the time to amaze his friends.

      just cause you give a kid (or a techie) something like a watch doesn't mean they'll use it for the intended purpose, right?

    21. Re:It's this by rho · · Score: 1, Troll
      That once parents get a hold of this kind of technology and use it with 4-year-olds, to track them down if they wander offthey're going to want to use it to monitor where their 15-year-olds go when they go out (which, IMHO, is a gross abuse of the technology).

      Keeping an eye on a 4 year old is imperative--they don't have the experience to know that a street is dangerous and shouldn't be crossed alone, for example.

      Keeping an eye on a 15 year old is just as imperative--they don't have the experience to know that the kid they're hanging around with might help get them in trouble with the law.

      While some modicum of privacy should be allowed for teenagers, too much is dangerous. Too much privacy and you might not notice the danger signs of drug abuse, contemplations of suicide, illegal activities... any number of things.

      --
      Potato chips are a by-yourself food.
    22. Re:It's this by TrollBridge · · Score: 0
      "*Good* parenting doesn't mean spying on your kids, following them around, searching their belongings, and taking all their privacy."

      Funny you mention the very thing that would have prevented the Columbine tragedy.

      You seem to imply that children will develop into morally and socially responsible adults if left to their own devices. Columbine proved that to be incorrect.

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    23. Re:It's this by SLi · · Score: 1

      So why not extend this to adults and government supervision?
      Why not ban encryption, surely legitimate e-mails have nothing to hide from the government?
      Why not require every citizen to carry a broadcasting GPS so that authorities can locate them?

      You seem to imply that adults will not commit crimes if left to their own devices. Reality proves that to be incorrect.

    24. Re:It's this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So why not extend this to adults and government supervision?
      Why not ban encryption, surely legitimate e-mails have nothing to hide from the government?
      Why not require every citizen to carry a broadcasting GPS so that authorities can locate them?


      PARENT is NOT to CHILD as GOVERNMENT is to CITIZEN, that's why. Do you not agree with this non-relation?

    25. Re:It's this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'd rather have the ability to know where my child is, rather than loose him/her to some screwball.

      Maybe you'd be lucky and the screwball would be an English teacher.

    26. Re:It's this by TrollBridge · · Score: 0

      Because parents are often (criminally/financially) liable for the crimes/damages committed by their children. The government is not liable for the actions of its citizens.

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    27. Re:It's this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even Stallman himself acknowledges that you shouldn't break the license on commercial software, and pass it around like it's Free Software.

      Pirate. There, I said the word. See the second defintion below:

      piracy \"pi-re-se\ n 1 : robbery on the high seas; also : an act resembling such robbery 2 : the unauthorized use of another's production or invention

      pirate \"pi-ret\ n : one who commits piracy -- pirate vb -- piratical \pe-"ra-ti-kel, pi-\ adj

    28. Re:It's this by DingoBueno · · Score: 1

      So why are we dropping bombs all over the middle east? After all, those countries aren't waging wars, only their citizens.

      Tell your kid not to take the damn watch off. Lock it onto your 15 year old and watch him learn to jam GPS...

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    29. Re:It's this by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 2

      How is my house, my rules overproctective?? They can have considerable leeway. But the biggest things alot of parents nowadays for get is that THEY are the boss. The kids do dictate come things, but when they cross that line they need to know taht they have crossed it. Don't be your kids "buddy" all of the time. Be their parent!

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    30. Re:It's this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sound just like my father. Made me very glad the day I could afford to leave home. Never came back...

    31. Re:It's this by sphealey · · Score: 3, Informative
      That's BULL! I don't care if your 15, 16, 17 or 18....if you are living with the parent then your subject to their rules. How is this an abuse???
      I agree that the word "abuse" is overused and perhaps not applicable in this case. However, for a good treatment of this question you might read Neal Stephenson's The Diamond Age, which besides being a good novel with a poorly written ending has an extensive discussion of what happens to children who are raised in an over-protective environment and what risks it might be necessary for a parent to take to ensure that their children are successful in the long run.

      Hint: no challenge + no risk = no growth.

      sPh

    32. Re:It's this by DingoBueno · · Score: 1

      Obviously, a GPS watch would have prevented the columbine incident. That would instantly solve the problem.

      Maybe a the parents could have taken their kids' guns away instead of their privacy.

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    33. Re:It's this by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 2

      Your nuts! How can this have ANY bearing on this?? The US can't control the people both by law, and by the sheer impossibility of it. Oh congress trys but we ALL know how well the DMCA works at stopping piracy! ;)

      Your house is different. There is usually only 4-5 people in a house. Easily doable...if they don't like it leave....wait....that works for the US too. If you don't like it here get out. Thanks! :) Also, it's not like the US would stop ya from leaving either!

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    34. Re:It's this by Skyshadow · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I think it's fair to say that's a pretty asinine attitude. Look, at some really basic level, parents have two big responsibilities:

      1. Keep the kid alive, reasonably safe from harm and generally undamaged.

      2. Prepare the kid to be an adult.

      Your "my way or the highway" attitude might facilitate #1, but you're neglecting a really big part of #2 -- forgetting to teach your kid self-reliance is just as serious as, say, forgetting to send them to school. Either way, you're producing an 18 year-old who isn't realistically prepared for the Real World (tm).

      Of course, the problem is that #1 is purely instinct, but #2 takes a certain level of rational intelligence. I encourage you to exercise that.

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    35. Re:It's this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You may be protecting your child, but you are also assuring they will grow up hating you. I hope you enjoy the time you spend with them, because the moment they are able to move out you will never see them again.

      Speaking from bitter experience...

    36. Re:It's this by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 2

      Sigh...again....my house, my rules. If they want privacy...they can pay rent (and still follow some basic rules) or they can move out on thier own and pay rent. Sure it would break my heart if my son wanted to do this before he was considered a normal age for that (18-19), but if he wanted it that way, I will let HIM try and figure out how to pay it....then they would realize how good they have it at home even with the "restrictive" rules and they would come back once they KNOW it really is hard to do all of the stuff adults do. I'm sorry. Kids just do not have the right to privacy until they become adults. I am also not saying GPS watches would have prevented Columbine....the one thing that would have is unshelfish parents taking care of, and checking out their kids room. The room IS in their house you know.

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    37. Re:It's this by SLi · · Score: 1
      The US can't control the people both by law, and by the sheer impossibility of it.

      In China for example the government DOES control people (or at least that's the impression you get from American pro-democracy "propaganda"). We could well have similar control in the US, and with more advanced technology.

    38. Re:It's this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny, those views sound exactly like what a 15-year old would think. Why do I get the feeling that everyone who is opposed to this is under 20 (or over 20 and living with their parents)?

    39. Re:It's this by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 2

      Sigh....everyone is assuming that I mean an opressive set of rules....no, that's not what I mean. Some parents are wishy washy and have crap for rules and let their kids get away with all kinds of things. "Oh he's not hurting anything by dragging all of the pots and pans on the floor making the kitchen a royal mess....let's not punish him...."(me rolling eyes). Now I don't mean you put a chastity belt on your 16 year old girl and then tie them to a chair. I mean rules that are strict, but with some wiggle room. Sure you can go out....but not on a school night and you have to be back by 12.

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    40. Re:It's this by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 2

      First of all, minors are human beings with human rights.

      Secondly, "My house, my rules" = totalitarian dictatorship. The kids who live in such households learn to hate their parents and any/all authority figures.

      REASONABLE authority with REASONABLE rules is what earns respect. Showing so little level of trust in your own child is a sure way to ensure that your child will show no trust in you.

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    41. Re:It's this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless you're only into movies, pirates steal but don't kill all the time.

    42. Re:It's this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      tin foil or aluminum foil? Do they still make "tin foil"?

    43. Re:It's this by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      One could argue DeCSS is tasteless and stupid.
      Since that is what most of the movies that one could use it to watch are.

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    44. Re:It's this by nobody69 · · Score: 1

      Speaking as a married non-parent, I can see the attarction of this device, although I probably wouldn't get one. As you say, stranger abductions are pretty rare, as opposed to the disgruntled ex-spouse without custody and other people known to the victim. However, my wife and I already have a list of people (well, one person) in our area that we would warn our kids about and keep an eye on even now. It's harder to handle the unknown, and this gadget helps the parents feel better if nothing else. Also, even if the child is abducted by an ex-spouse, something like this might help a bit in finding the child, so it's probably worth the price for peace of mind. Still, I mostly see overprotective richies buying these and bragging about it, but I am a bit of cynic...

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    45. Re:It's this by FurryFeet · · Score: 1

      Quote poster:
      As a home owner or head of the house or parent, it's YOUR responsibility to know what they hell is happening under your roof, as well as watching/knowing who our kids associate with, and where they go. It's only after they leave the house that they should have ANY privacy. Period. End of discussion.

      Dude, if they're under your roof, there's hardly any need for the device. When they leave is when you use it, but that's, according to you, when they deserve their privacy.
      So, you're putting a GPS on them while they're home, and taking it off when they leave?
      Now, I feel there's something wrong with that resoning... what could it be...?

    46. Re:It's this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The potential for abuse of this thing isn't just 'oh no, someone might steal a movie and then buy it later.' It's more like loss of personal freedom until you find a very, very heavy metal cutter, and then parents yelling at you for months because they're out $400. And quite possibly having said parents buy a new one anyway.

      How is this a loss of personal freedom? This device doesn't tell your parents what you're doing, merely where you are. If you're going somewhere you don't want your parents to know, tell them that.

      Perhaps this stops you from being able to lie about where you are, but lying to your parents is not an issue of personal freedom.

    47. Re:It's this by atr0x · · Score: 1

      "on /. there are some fairly common beliefs . . . "

      speak for yourself.

      there is nothing wrong with this. the helicopters are not coming over the hill, the government is not trying to implicate you (or your 4 year old child) in some espionage ring, lets come back to reality.

      this is an example of parents using technology to their advantage, not of parents being swept away by the media with their eyes glazed over into believing this will do parenting for them. this is an example of parents who give a crap being concerned about their childrens safety.

      that is not wrong at all. if only we could get more parents today to participate and care about their kids.

      specifically the location of the child can be known to the PARENT immediately if required. this is a SAFETY device, not a tracking device for parents whom cant keep track of their kids anyway (if the child is unwilling to wear it, or subverts it, etc, then obviously that wont work, that is not the point of this device, this is a device for parents and children whom trust each other and want an added security measure.)

      and using it with a child of any age is not and "abuse" of anything. of course with older children there is an issue of trust and respect that should be maintained. forcing a child to wear one of these if they object based on their own personal privacy beliefs would be wrong. however, if you are brining up your children and teaching them your sky is falling conspiracy outlook then you may have larger problems than this device.

      the 15 year olds are not the focus of the device, the device is obviously intended to prevent abductions of small children (which DO happen, contrary to posts on this thread, especially in large public settings such as Disney.)

      (Disney Sidebar:
      There is a special security contigency and policy at Disney for just such an event AND i know of a person who had a child ABDUCTED at Disney. happily they were able to locate the child, return the child, and arrest the perpetrator very quickly, BECAUSE OF TECHNOLOGY. they tracked down the child with the extensive surveillance that Disney has, the childs hair had been cut and clothes had been completely changed except for the shoes, all within minutes, its disapointing that this happens in the world, but it DOES happen.)

      most of the posts on this thread are obviously from people who DONT have children. this isnt about the conspiracy and privacy crap, this is about safety.

    48. Re:It's this by AndroidCat · · Score: 2
      (Disney Sidebar: There is a special security contigency and policy at Disney for just such an event AND i know of a person who had a child ABDUCTED at Disney. happily they were able to locate the child, return the child, and arrest the perpetrator very quickly, BECAUSE OF TECHNOLOGY. they tracked down the child with the extensive surveillance that Disney has, the childs hair had been cut and clothes had been completely changed except for the shoes, all within minutes, its disapointing that this happens in the world, but it DOES happen.)

      This is awfully close to the "amusement park abduction" urban myth stories. This isn't a friend of a friend story is it?

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    49. Re:It's this by spitzak · · Score: 2

      Please point out the post where somebody said these things should be illegal.

    50. Re:It's this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps this stops you from being able to lie about where you are, but lying to your parents is not an issue of personal freedom.

      I agree! Most of the whining seems to lean towards the idea that children (primarily teenageers) can do whatever they want to and that parent made rules can be broken. In many jurisdications parents have a *legal* responsibility for their children. My personal opinion is that parents have a moral responsibility to protect and guide their children until they reach the age a society deems to be an adult. I've yet to see one post that even puts forth an example "abuse" of this product. (Monitoring children that a parent is legally responsible for does NOT count.)

    51. Re:It's this by JabberWokky · · Score: 2
      Sure, I've got no problems strapping it to a little kid at the beach (though, frankly, it's hardly necessary - child abduction by strangers is *very* rare).

      For me, it's camping... bringing a young child out into the woods to see how nature works is a great experience for the child - and as about hair raising and terrifying as you can get. I've helped parents (and taken their kids out on walks while the parents relaxed for an hour back at the camp), and while it's not that hard to keep track of the kid (especially when you're alone, since that's the only focus you have), it *is* very stressful because of the "whatifs". I know that I would be much more comforted with a safety net being available. For a six to 10 year old, this is an excellent aide.

      Its use with older children, though, concerns me greatly.

      Mmmm... I'd say it's an interesting alternative to grounding though. I can't really say - I grew up telling my parents where I'd likely be, and introducing them to my friends, and I was never grounded, and was allowed to roam pretty freely. I'm hoping I can do the same with my kids. My mother's friends were horrified (except one, who always told *her* kids "If you're gonna have a drinking party, have it here. We'll make sure nobody drives, and we have better beer, anyway"), but my Mom generally knew what (vaguely) I was doing, and trusted the good sense she had raised me with that I could stay out of trouble. I only had a few run ins with cops, and only really for typical teenage stuff like getting locked inside a public park with my girlfriend. My Dad, in his usual sense of humor, gave me a cheap watch the next day, pointing out that it had an alarm.

      My point being - this is a really useful tool for the younger kids. The ones who really don't have the common sense yet, especially in situations where they can get really lost. I don't think it's useful at all for older kids, not for technical reasons, but rather - if you use technology to raise kids, you're teaching them that the point of life is to find ways around the rules, as opposed to teaching them "Hey! Use common sense, and if you're gonna do something wrong or illegal, be aware it has a price".

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    52. Re:It's this by holt · · Score: 1
      "Just because it CAN be done doesn't mean it should"
      Some people might find your signature to be somewhat ironic.
    53. Re:It's this by atr0x · · Score: 1

      This one was firsthand knowledge, I wish it was a myth. And, I have firsthand friends whom work at Disney World (fla) and they confirm that in fact it is a huge issue at Disney. They do have contigencies for it, and it has happened. It does happen. Again, unfortunately.

      Also, I dont know if another incident was true or not, but recently on the news in Atlanta Georgia a similar thing occured at a Sams Club (wholesale buying club.) Again, kids hair cut, etc. In that incident the parents apparently were yelling throughout the store, the kid had only been missing for minutes and was found in the bathroom. Abductor not found. This was on the major news networks (not that that makes it true.)

    54. Re:It's this by AndroidCat · · Score: 2

      You might want to give a tip-off to these people: Amusement park abductions The details of the stories they claim are myth match pretty closely with what you said.

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  7. Excellent by Captain+Large+Face · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm always losing my watch, so this would be fantastic.. All I need now is one for my keys.

    1. Re:Excellent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why have keys, if your house gets a datanetwork connection it would know when you are in front of the door, if could turn on the central heating if you are driving toward it...And then you car keys, rather then a two button 911 dialing thingy you could have one button and your car could come to you! ;-)

  8. Great way to increase the number of cut-off hands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The first kidnapping case where this works successfully is going to be the last one, too, because nobody will fall for it ever again.

  9. I can see it not... by NetRanger · · Score: 1

    Parent: "If you don't behave, we're going to turn off your GPS locator, and then someone bad will kidnap you...!"

    Nothing like new technology to bring a whole new angle to the "we're gonna leave you at the mall" routine.

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  10. Useful in a kidnaping by JPriest · · Score: 2

    Although the odds are slim of a kidnapped kid actually wearing one of these, but it could work much like the "Lojack" system we use todays in cars. The "locked" watch may look a bit odd but the technology has a great deal of potential. We could even imbed the devices into all us citizens at an early age and give them a unique number to track.. er, nevermind

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    1. Re:Useful in a kidnaping by gazbo · · Score: 2

      Funny you should mention implanted chips. Check out this BBC article. I linked to it in a story I submitted a couple of days ago, but in true Slashdot style, they rejected it, instead posting a less interesting story on an identical subject. </rant>

    2. Re:Useful in a kidnaping by gewalker · · Score: 1

      We've discussed this at work before (we are contracting software for a competitor to Lojack) and thought that this kind of device was fairly useless (against bad-guys) with the current technology because as soon as it becomes popular the first this the kidnapper will do is cut the wrist strap, etc. as required to disable the device. Encouraging hand/foot removal is a possible downside to such a device. BTW, bad guy can also defeat simply by leaving coverage area.

      To be useful against the bad guy, they device will have to be anonymous (too small to locate, or surgically implanted in a manner difficult to locate). But this is simply beyond current tech.

      Useful for the small child that can get lost, as well as those that are mentally incompetant for various reasons.

      Useful for law enforcement (house arrest), as long as you have decided that the convicted individual has forfeited their normal rights -- certainly better lighter sentence than actual confinement for non-violent offenders.

      Subject to abuse by overcontrolling parent obviously, but so it a 50' rope.

  11. Perfect for myself by HiQ · · Score: 2

    I hope that there also will be a way to let this watch create a logfile of the GPS info. Then I could really use this watch myself for finding out where I was and what I was doing the previous night when I had too much to drink (again). No more 'O my God, where have I been'. Great!

  12. Paranoia ? by MrDalliard · · Score: 1

    In the UK recently, a controversial idea was made of electronically tagging young offenders.

    Looking at the specs for this device, it doesn't actually seem to be much different, except that your child would have of course never gone on trial to wear the damn thing.

    I would say that if you feel your child has to wear one of these awful devices, then you've probably failed as a parent already. I actually felt pretty sad when I saw the company website for this device. It's basically a tracing device and I'd like to think that I trusted my children a little more than that.

    I think that some of the basic reasons for this device are based around paranoia... "Where is your child now ?"

    Take care everyone, and have an excellent easter...

    M.

    1. Re:Paranoia ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well my children are 2 1/2. Trust simply doesn't come into it. I don't distrust them. I do know that they are not old enough to be 100% reliable in their behaviour. Even if you try to keep hold of them and keep an eye on them in a crowd, it is pretty easy for one to slip off. 30 seconds later, and they don't know where they or you are. I lost one boy in a crowd a couple of months ago. He was distraught when I found him. I'd use a device like this.

    2. Re:Paranoia ? by CProgrammer98 · · Score: 5, Insightful
      would say that if you feel your child has to wear one of these awful devices, then you've probably failed as a parent already

      You're either not a parent or forgotton how easy it is for a 2 or 3 year old to get lost. I have not yet met a parent who has NEVER lost sight of a child for a few seconds, even on reins they can wriggle out, or remove it when your attention is elsewhere - shopping is a classic example.

      If you're in the UK, you'll remember Jamie Bulger? Do you suppose his parents would have had this device if they could?

      Perhaps if you do have kids, and do momentarily lose sight of him/her and they tyhen go missing, you might change your mind. I sincerely hope it never happens to you.

      We had a child wander off, took us 5 minutes to find him, i have never been so panic-struck in my life. It happens, even to the very best parents.

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    3. Re:Paranoia ? by CaptainAlbert · · Score: 3, Insightful

      > I have not yet met a parent who has NEVER lost sight of a child for a few seconds

      Fair enough. You're a parent, you're out shopping, your kid suddenly disappears. Do you:

      a) Call his/her name;
      b) Find the nearest assistant and tell them you've lost your child;
      c) Look for him/her, heading first towards the toy department;
      d) Go find the nearest Internet cafe, log on, type in your account number, wait a few minutes for them to tell you that they can't locate the device because it's inside a large building...

      Responsible parents wouldn't pick (d), even if their child did happen to be wearing one of these things. On top of which, I don't think the company would stay solvent very long if every parent who loses sight of their child for thirty seconds starts ringing them up demanding that they be found immediately. Unfortunately, I think the majority of parents who would buy these contraptions in the first place are the kind of people who would do exactly that.

      The real use intended for this is locating children who have actually gone missing (i.e. who are feared abducted). In that scenario, I do not doubt for a minute that serious crimes could be prevented. But my personal feeling towards this company is one of revulsion - they are preying on the fears of parents for commercial gain.

      Your child is hunreds of times more likely to die while crossing the street than be abducted and killed. So does that mean you're an irresponsible parent because you don't make your child wear luminous clothing and head-to-toe padding whenever they leave the house? Please.

      </rant>

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    4. Re:Paranoia ? by CProgrammer98 · · Score: 1
      We teach our children to cross the roads responsibly - to always uses a proper light controlled crossing point, even if it means walking a few yards down the road - and usually, they'll have an adult with them anyway.

      I agree that it's primary use is to track children who actually have gone missing, and not just wandered off to the toy section and if that brings peace of mind to parents who chose to buy the device then I think it's a good thing.

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    5. Re:Paranoia ? by TheConfusedOne · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I guess the question comes down to a cost/benefit analysis. Sounds cold doesn't it? But really, this seems like a company that is trying to make a profit on fear. Trotting out the Jamie Bulger case only helps them in the fear-mongering.

      Let's look at what they're offering for a service and the average scenario where you'd need it. A lot of lost/wandering children occur in large busy places. They get turned around or distracted by something and then they can't see their parent in the sea of people surrounding them. (To get an idea, walk into the local department store, get on your knees and then try to spot someone, then try this at Christmas time.)

      So, kind wanders off, gets lost. Parents rightfully panic. Turn on the old homing beacon. Interesting, GPS doesn't work too good in that three story department building does it?

      So, the big question is, does the product that is being offerred actually work? Looking at their web site they're offering a web lookup and a 800 number that will allow them to "give you the nearest street address". Wow, they give you the address of the mall. THAT was worth the $400 up front plus $35/month.

      So, all that money spent. You're a good parent. But would it have done anything to decrease that 5 minutes of complete terror?

      BTW, I'll be joining the parenting crowd in a few months myself so I'll try to see how much my attitudes about things like this change.

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    6. Re:Paranoia ? by CProgrammer98 · · Score: 1
      I guess only time will tell how well it works, but I suspect you may be right with the department store scenario.

      $400 is a lot to shell out, so I can't imagine a lot of parents taking this up, but in principle, I believe it to be a good idea.

      Parenting is HARD, I hope it goes well for you!

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    7. Re:Paranoia ? by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2

      Your child is hunreds of times more likely to die while crossing the street than be abducted and killed. So does that mean you're an irresponsible parent because you don't make your child wear luminous clothing and head-to-toe padding whenever they leave the house? And even then, it is stupid, 'cauz most personnal accidents happen at home...

    8. Re:Paranoia ? by restless_ne'erdowell · · Score: 1
      Good information -- I was wondering about how well it worked when your kid was 30 feet away, hiding in the middle of a rack of dresses. Doesn't seem like it would work too well in the lost at the beach or at Disneyland situation, either.

      I also wonder about how well it would work in an actual abduction scenario, where the child is in a moving vehicle, or has been taken to a remote location -- the woods, wherever.

    9. Re:Paranoia ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a simple case of treating the symptom while circumventing the cause. Ebola? We'll just give you some asparin for your headache - who needs viral research? Kidnapped child? We'll just track Your child instead of properly weeding out the people who would hurt a child. Makes sense to me...no...wait...

      I seem to remember that when I was 8 I didn't think I was going to be abducted and neither did my parents. That was something that "only happened on TV." Now it's still something that happens on tv but people have lost the boundary between the media and reality.

      I'm going to go back and read Neil Postman's Amusing Ourselves to Death again.

  13. How about TCP/IP? by kars · · Score: 5, Funny

    # ping johnny
    PING 12.21.87.193 (12.21.87.193) from 12.21.87.194 : 56(84) bytes of data.
    From 12.21.87.194: Destination Host Unreachable
    From 12.21.87.194: Destination Host Unreachable
    From 12.21.87.194: Destination Host Unreachable

    Uh oh..

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    1. Re:How about TCP/IP? by STREMF · · Score: 1

      How about pinging uses ICMP, not TCP.

    2. Re:How about TCP/IP? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And of course you'd use traceroute to find out where the child's been and where he's experienced the most packet loss.

    3. Re:How about TCP/IP? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      How about understanding humor?

    4. Re:How about TCP/IP? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sayyy, thats not as bad an idea as it seems ...

      (Of course you would need IPv6 to implement it, but never mind ...)

      Give this watch an IP interface with 802.11, and you can even find out who he's hanging out with. but not necessarily where he is, and as a side effect, if he goes out of range, you'll know ...

    5. Re:How about TCP/IP? by AndroidCat · · Score: 4, Funny
      I don't know if ping would be that interesting, but traceroute would be kind of funky!

      "Billy, you know were supposed to come straight home from school, but the logs show that you were playing by the creek again." "Aww MOM!"

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  14. If youve ever lost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    "There are so many things wrong with this that I don't even know where to begin."

    If youve ever lost a child you wouldnt even think about saying that, infact, at the time youd probably give an arm and a lag to have had one of these on your kid.

    1. Re:If youve ever lost by owenb · · Score: 1

      Instead, seeing as these are locked on, it'll be your kid giving an arm or a leg when the abductor realises the best way to lose the watch.

    2. Re:If youve ever lost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wasnt neccesserily talking about abduction, and its something like 2% of abductions result in the person being handed back over alive anyhow.

    3. Re:If youve ever lost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's time to address the whole 'abductor cuts off an arm' issue.

      The abductor isn't going to want to have the device come anywhere near his/her dwelling or the place where he plans to do whatever. He's going to want to get it off right away. Cutting off a limb isn't a clean operation. It's a big bloody mess.

      So nobody smart enough to abduct a child is going to go anywhere near the child wearing one of these devices, unless there is a complex premedicated reason to go for that particular child.

      He sees the wristband and moves on to another potential victim.

  15. contraversy by Faux_Pseudo · · Score: 1

    This will be great. Now in stats where minors are not allowed to carry pagers the schools can call up the parents and ask that they remove little johnie's pager. This is another example of where tech is moving faster than shools and laws.

  16. Re:Conclusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That was hilariously sick!

  17. Remove... by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1
    The abductor will just remove the whole limb ...

    don't you watch those scary movies on TV?

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    1. Re:Remove... by MikeDX · · Score: 1

      Hmmm

      Better than that, an abductor could place one on a child and track it to a place where they could be easily abducted!

    2. Re:Remove... by Afrosheen · · Score: 2

      Scary movies? All you gotta watch is the news. Hate to say it, but from what I've seen, if your kid is gone for more than a day and you don't know where he or she is, they're probably dead.

    3. Re:Remove... by kaimiike1970 · · Score: 1

      Scary movies? All you gotta watch is the news. Hate to say it, but from what I've seen, if your kid is gone for more than a day and you don't know where he or she is, they're probably dead.

      --

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      I don't get the joke. You telling me to laugh doesn't make it funny either.

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    4. Re:Remove... by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 2

      > Scary movies? All you gotta watch is the news. Hate to say it, but from what I've seen, if your
      >kid is gone for more than a day and you don't know where he or she is, they're probably dead.
      >--It's a joke, laugh.--

      Y'know, if you're going to make posts like that, you *really* oughta consider changing your sig...

      Chris Mattern

    5. Re:Remove... by FireballFreddy · · Score: 1

      Why? I thought it was funny as hell. :)

      -FF

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    6. Re:Remove... by Afrosheen · · Score: 2

      Sorry, that's an old sig, maybe I should change it. I'm being serious and the statistics bear it out.

    7. Re:Remove... by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1

      either that or a new kid on the block has bought Grand Theft Auto 4 for the PS2.

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    8. Re:Remove... by Big+Diluth · · Score: 1

      The battery only lasts for approx. 48 hours before it needs recharging. The battery won't last much longer than that anyway (assuming it had a fresh charge before the kid left that day).

      If they can't cut the watch off without it sending an alert, they could disrupt it until the battery dies, then move the child/child's body without fear of tracking to another location.

      The product needs to have a longer battery life regardless. Same parents who have their cell phone die on them would also be forgetting to recharge the watch. I'd target 1 to 2 weeks minimum.

      There should be reduncy built in to it to resist blocking the signal. A secondary signal less resistant as a backup? Maybe a different signal that would require a different blocking method than the other? (Such as how some radio waves are blocked by fog/rain more easily than others? Different frequency or band?) Could the blocking cause it to trigger an alert because it detected reception of a loopback of it's transmitted signal?

      If it could detect the blocking, it could send a specific alert along the same lines as attempted removal so it is tracked as a specific reason for the alert.

      It's a nice idea but it needs a little work to become more effective.

  18. I agree with the technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think this is a really marvelous idea. Please don't mod me down as flamebait here, I've heard of some AWFUL things happening to kidnapped children. Out here in SoCal we had thousands and thousands of posters with Danielle Van Damme's picture on it until she was found, dead, and burned, in the boonies. I think the /. eds are too rabid about this with the constant slippery-slope arguments about how the government's going to mandate this on all citizens to enforce the dictatorship. Please. I think this company has a great idea, and if they can get the price down to something reasonable I think it would be great.

    And while you're in the rabid dog civil rights mood, think about this. Danielle had every one of her civil rights taken by the creep who murdered her. On your guys' level, she did have all her privacy taken away by all the posters posted looking for her. This wristwatch idea could have _SAVED HER LIFE_. And in fact, _PROTECTED HER PRICACY_. This wristwatch is heavy on the scales of civil rights compared to some paranoid concerns. Accept it for what it is, don't bash it for something it's not.

    1. Re:I agree with the technology by ewhac · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Okay, fine, having such a gadget on her person might possibly have saved her life. (We'll never know for sure, since we can't fork() a copy of the Universe and test both cases.)

      But in all likelihood, it wouldn't have done a damn bit of good. Some possible countermeasures include:

      • Whack the kid over the head from behind; remove watch at leisure.
      • Use chloroform/ether/other drug to incapacitate child; remove watch at leisure.
      • Seize child's wrist, squirt Krazy Glue into controls; 911 call now inoperable.
      • Seize child's wrist, cut watch off with tin snips (easily concealed, available at any hardware store).

      And that's just off the top of my head. Safety is not significantly enhanced by this product.

      Now, consider the possible abuses, not by law enforcement, but by psychotic parents. 13-year-old Melissa wakes up one morning to find one of these locked on to her wrist. Her mother, played by Joan Crawford, informs her that she may now go only where Mommy Dearest permits her, and that her movements will be tracked and reviewed daily on the computer. Deviation from the set Plan will be severely punished. Dawdling on the way home from school will be severely punished. Going to the library without permission (hey, there's subversive, Godless trash in there) will be severely punished. Removing the watch will be severely punished.

      One day, Melissa comes home to a stern lecture from Mom, who is standing in front of the home PC displaying the tracking log map:

      "What were you doing in the school bathroom near the auditorium at 14:37?"
      "I was peeing. Duh."
      "Don't you dare take that tone with me, young lady. You were fraternizing with those disgusting scum you call friends, weren't you?"
      "No, I wasn't. And the Drama club aren't scum."
      "No daughter of mine is going to be caught dead around those homosexual freaks."
      "None of them is gay, mom..."
      "As long as you're living under my roof, you'll obey my rules. You're grounded for a week for lying to me, and you stay away from those Godless freaks."

      Yeah, great idea. Instead of one Big Brother, we'll create a million little brothers, all of them unencumbered with such trivialities as regulations and public scrutiny.

      Oh, and as for that tired aphorism that goes something like, "Even if it saves the life of just one child, isn't it worth it?" No. No it isn't, because the world that child will grow up in will be a perfectly dreadful place to live.

      Schwab

    2. Re:I agree with the technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Basically you are saying that if a technology can be used for bad things, then it is a bad technology, and shouldn't be used for anything?


      Presumably the very existence of these devices is a proof that GPS is bad, and should be turned off immediately?


      Personally, I don't want to loose the ability to drink alcohol, own guns, have security scanning software, or use gps tracking watches, just because some people will misuse these things.

      NB: as a resident of the UK, I have of course, lost the right to own guns, not because I shot someone, but because someone else did.

    3. Re:I agree with the technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry, but you are a moron. Any parent that would use this in the way you described is a moron as well.

    4. Re:I agree with the technology by ThePilgrim · · Score: 2

      I'm sorry but your wrong.

      You have a leagal right to own a gun.

      You just can't keep it at home. It must be stored at a registered gun club.

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    5. Re:I agree with the technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay, I'm the AC who posted the initial post here. I have to say, I _DO NOT_ agree with parents snooping on their kids. It'd be an unfortunate misuse of the technology. But this is akin to Jack Valenti's cry for us to all have copy protection of his choosing loaded in our computers because we could "misuse" the computer to copy movies. Your choice to look at the bad side of this technology is unfortunate.

      To clarify, I thought this is a good technology for the under-13, easy-for-an-evil-person-to-kidnap variety child. While I'd confess that a knowledgable kidnapper would be able to defeat the technology, it doesn't invalidate the fact that we must make every possible effort to safeguard children that doesn't step on the population-at-large's toes. Even assuming the kidnapper did somehow destroy the wristwatch, knowing as much as possible about location could lead to witnesses, evidence, and other clues - and I say again, clues that could save a life.

      What I challenge you on, ewhac, is what of this technology infringes the rights of the population at large? I doubt the company releasing this product is going to be tattletaleing the location of every child to the world or even the government (without a court order). I'm assuming this company will have privacy safeguards in place. (Yes, I know of the possibility of a technical intrusion, however that is a different argument.) And if you really really wanted to clarify that parental-abuse issue, push for government regulation to prevent parents from accessing the data without having filed a missing persons report. Sounds fair to me.

    6. Re:I agree with the technology by eyeball · · Score: 2

      Now, consider the possible abuses, not by law enforcement, but by psychotic parents.

      you describe parents who would do something psychotic to their children one way or another, regardless of the existance of the watch. so since these children (a small minority at best) will already be victimized, the rest of the population that isn't victimized still benefits from the watch.

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    7. Re:I agree with the technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I meant "handgun". I should have been more specific.

    8. Re:I agree with the technology by javatips · · Score: 2

      It looks like you never went to their website to see how it work.

      First, the watch can be locked disallowing easy removal,

      Second, If you try to cut the watch, it will initiate an emergency call (even if the kidnapper is on the move, at least you have a direction of were he's going - the location were the child was lost and the location at the time the watch was cut - allowing the cops to reduce the search area)

      Third, You can activate the emergency call remotely by calling their call center.

    9. Re:I agree with the technology by Tony+Shepps · · Score: 2

      Given a complete childhood of parenting with this person, I seroiusly doubt little Melissa would really be better off without the watch.

    10. Re:I agree with the technology by geekoid · · Score: 2

      oh yeah, they would hav a perfectly reasonable relationship, its the watch that would ruin it...
      Hello! McFly!

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    11. Re:I agree with the technology by OneFix · · Score: 2

      Until you realize that a GPS locator doesn't work without having a direct line-of-sight with at least 3 GPS satelites.

      It also takes alot of power to run a GPS locator...so, it's more likely the thing will be turned off until needed...and then it's much harder to get a lock without already having the orbital data of the satelite. Especially if they are moving (like in a car)...and don't even expect it to work in a house...as a matter of fact, it's more obvious that the 911/pager feature is to help locate the kid within a cell when the GPS fails...

      And, since it's not likely that the abductor is gonna leave the kid outside, the only possibility for finding him/her would be through the cellular network...

      And assuming that wherever they've been taken, there's not a strong enough signal (ever tried using a cell phone in the basement of a large building?)...this device is gonna serve what purpose???

      Espcecially since you mention "out in the boonies"...there's not likely to be good cellular service out there, now is there?

      Hate to burst your bubble like that, but it's obvious to me that this won't help anything.

    12. Re:I agree with the technology by exodus2 · · Score: 1

      Danile was an example of bad parrents. The dad noticed that house alarm was going off in the middle of the night, so he turned it off. The mom comes home and finds a door to the house open and does nothing. The girl was not noticed missing until the next morning. Many hours later. She was likely already dead, but they would have been able to find her body faster. So what this case tells us is that just because you live in an expensive house, you still need to be a good parrent and check on your kids when your house alarm goes off, otherwise what good is having the alarm?

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    13. Re:I agree with the technology by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      these children (a small minority at best) will already be victimized, the rest of the population that isn't victimized still benefits from the watch.

      Yes. According to a previous comment, roughly 650 of them in the US

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    14. Re:I agree with the technology by jeremyp · · Score: 1

      Seize child's wrist, squirt Krazy Glue into controls; 911 call now inoperable

      Do you honestly think that with a small child you could leave the 911 part enabled? How many times will he/she press the buttons to see "the pretty blue lights" before you get slammed into jail.

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    15. Re:I agree with the technology by evilviper · · Score: 2

      While everyone may have valid points about the risk to the privacy of children... The solution to the problem is NOT to destroy any technology that MIGHT, POSSIBLY, SOMETIMES, be used to track them. The solution to the problem is to revise the laws about the rights of minors. Right now they are better than they were just 10 years ago (when kids honestly had NO RIGHTS at all) but it's still a far cry from the rights to privacy, liberty, et al. that adults are given.

      If you don't want some insane mother tracking her daughter, give the daughter the right to refuse to wear the tracking device.

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    16. Re:I agree with the technology by ThePilgrim · · Score: 1

      I think you can store a hand gun in a gun club

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  19. Sheesh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    can be locked onto the wrist so that it cannot be removed (easily).

    Hmmm.. This is only one step away from microscopic tracking chips implanted under the skin at birth, ala Demolition Man...

    =-Jippy

  20. Huh???? by CProgrammer98 · · Score: 1
    There are so many things wrong with this that I don't even know where to begin. Why????
    As a parent of young kids, I think this is an excellent idea. Here in the UK, we had the horrific case of 3 year old Jamie Bulger a few years ago who was snatched from a shopping centre by a couple of bored fourteen year olds and tied to a railway track "for fun".

    This device could well have prevented that.

    It's a bit expensive, but a brilliant idea

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    1. Re:Huh???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > This device could well have prevented that.

      How could it have prevented it?

      The dial 911 feature would be useless for a 3 year old (you would have to disable it). Im guessing that it would probably take at least an hour to located a kid after it disappears; how long to notice (you drag 3 bored kids through a shopping center while you are trying to shop, you cant spend 100% of your time monitoring them).

      You realise one is missing and spend 10 minutes panicing, 10 minutes to find a computer, 5 minutes to login. You then spend 10 minutes running to the location where the kid was, who is now gone. 2 days later the police ask you to come and identify a body.

    2. Re:Huh???? by Gary+Yngve · · Score: 2

      I'd give a thousand dead children a year to protect the basic liberties of the other hundred million.

    3. Re:Huh???? by CProgrammer98 · · Score: 1

      You're clearly not a parent, otherwise you wouldn't even THINK that.
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    4. Re:Huh???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      This device could well have prevented that.

      It certainly would not, the first thing the abductors would have done would be to remove it. Even if they hadn't, it would probably have served no more purpose than to find the body after the event.

    5. Re:Huh???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a bit expensive, but a brilliant idea

      Actually, it's not really a brilliant idea. It just gives people the illusion of security. Don't get me wrong, it may work a couple of times, but that's at the best case.

      I had (no longer do, cuz some bastard stole it) a Garmin Etrex Legend GPS and to even get a signal, you had to be outside of up against a window. And that was a big $250 unit. Somehow, I don't think that a cheapo unit made smaller to be worn on a wrist will be able to receive signals as easily or send them out as a matter of fact. What's to stop an abductor from just rolling a few sheets of aluminium foil over the kid's arm.

      But then again, I may be wrong.

    6. Re:Huh???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You're clearly not a parent, otherwise you wouldn't even THINK that."

      Yeah,you're right...if you are a parent i guess freedom,hopes for a better life in the future,etc go RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW!!!!

      better lock your kids up in jail so noone will do bad things to them...

      listen closely now...

      YOU...SUCK...AS....A...PARENT...

    7. Re:Huh???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lets start with this, do you have one to give? I'll bet not.

    8. Re:Huh???? by Catiline · · Score: 1

      Here in the UK, we had the horrific case of 3 year old Jamie Bulger a few years ago who was snatched from a shopping centre by a couple of bored fourteen year olds and tied to a railway track "for fun".

      This is what angers me most about sensational media coverage of the news. Okay, so one kid was kidnapped, tortured, and killed by "bored 14 year olds" (more like demented 10-year olds; hate to correct you but the story is so old I don't remember seeing it in the American press, so I did some Google research). That fact does not mean that the millions of other Brittish children are in danger of being kidnapped and tied to railway tracks by their "bored" peers-- compare the number of such incidents to the number of children in the UK, and you can see that this is a statisically insignificant event.

      This device could well have prevented that.

      Don't make me laugh. From what I found, the kidnappers "brutally tortured" their victim and killed him to cover up that crime. Those actions suggest that they aren't stupid but immorral / amoral. So a GPS wristwatch on Jamie might have saved his life, but presumably at the expense of another; likewise, I fail to see how GPS watches on the perpetrators would have stopped this crime. The only way this could be prevented would be if every child (i.e. not a legal adult) wore a GPS watch.

      All talk of emotional stunting from such an act aside, children and criminals have human rights too (though perhaps fewer and weaker than proper adults; that's a different debate). I feel that this device is a denial of some of the most important of those rights (like privacy, but that's going into the emotional stunting again). The question comes down to: does the rights of one million children (just a big number) outweigh the life of one? I would answer yes (for it is only through the exercise of those rights that the life can be valued by the one who counts the most-- the "owner").

    9. Re:Huh???? by Gary+Yngve · · Score: 2

      Thousands of kids die every year in car accidents. If we locked them up in their respective houses, they would not die in car accidents.

    10. Re:Huh???? by Hanul · · Score: 1

      How could this device ever have prevented this.

      The parents would have to sit in front of the computer all the time to watch where their child is going. And until they _realize_ that their child is tied to a railroad track, it's too late anyway.

    11. Re:Huh???? by CProgrammer98 · · Score: 1
      so we should stop using stairgates? fireguards? Tell them to play with sharp knives?

      ANYTHING that can reduce the risk of injury and death to a child has to be a good thing imho

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    12. Re:Huh???? by CProgrammer98 · · Score: 1

      It might have made the abductors think twice. The parents were on the scene, the kid wandered off for a few seconds and got picked up.
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    13. Re:Huh???? by CProgrammer98 · · Score: 1
      and if that one kid had been YOUR kid? Would you still feel the same way?

      I fail to see how this device, used as intended is denying rights. It's a protection, it could maybe save their lives one day, it probably won't but if it brings extra peace of mind to worried parents, how can that be bad?

      If you obect to the device, don't buy it, but don't criticise people who may welcome it.

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      And the people shall be oppressed, every one by another, and every one by his neighbour Isaiah 3:5
    14. Re:Huh???? by Gary+Yngve · · Score: 2

      Is your kid the friggin' Bubbleboy?

      I wouldn't be surprised that if kids' lives were severely restricted/controlled, they would be more inclined to commit suicide.

    15. Re:Huh???? by CProgrammer98 · · Score: 1
      no, our kids are actually very happy. We just beleive in keeping them as safe as we can. I believe it's called "Responsible parenting" If you chose to let your kids do stupid things like play with sharp knives or fall downstairs or poke things into electricity sockets or damage themselves in some other by failing to use basic home safety equipment while they're young, then that's your choice (well, actually it wouldn't be in the uk, for example, not using fireguards is illegal with children under 4 in the home) but when the kid spends half their life at the emergency room, or end up dead, you'll know who to blame.

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    16. Re:Huh???? by Gary+Yngve · · Score: 2

      And you're being one of those accursed objectivists. Safety is hardly ever free. There is always some cost. A seatbelt can be uncomfortable but I wear one for safety. I could cook a steak to be well-done [but tough] but I prefer to take the risk and eat it rare [and juicy].

      The essence of life is taking calculated risks.

    17. Re:Huh???? by CProgrammer98 · · Score: 1
      I agreee, we all take calculated risks, but a 3 year old isn't even aware of risks, let alone able to calculate it, and as parents, we have to do that for them.

      I don't think I would buy this device at it's current price, but in principle, I believe it to be a good idea for those tha can afford it. If it even saves one life, then it's a worthwhile device.

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      And the people shall be oppressed, every one by another, and every one by his neighbour Isaiah 3:5
    18. Re:Huh???? by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2
      I wouldn't be surprised that if kids' lives were severely restricted/controlled, they would be more inclined to commit suicide.
      Naaaah, he'll be picked-up by some millionnaire's wife, befriend her husband and then be proposed as a presidential candidate...
    19. Re:Huh???? by Graspee_Leemoor · · Score: 2

      " so we should stop using stairgates?"

      Well, duh! Allowing your child to venture off-world without your permission could lead to all sorts of bad mojo, not least of which is kidnapping or murder by Goa'uld forces...

      graspee

    20. Re:Huh???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suspect anybody who's got one of these wristbands on a child is going to be the sort of person who also has wireless internet.

      You folks with your anectote about the mom running to find an Internet Cafe are clueless landliners.

    21. Re:Huh???? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2

      Argument ad absurdum. Clearly the argument is not that all safety measures should be ignored, and even more so that unsafe activities should be encouraged (playing with knives?), but you try to extend the argument to these ludicrous extremes to, by association, make the original argument seem ludicrous.

      Though your own argument, complete with captial ANYTHING, is by itself ludicrous. It seems clear that not ANYTHING that reduces risk of injury is good is your argument, as you would probably not advocate locking your child in a small steel box (with padded interior and air holes), despite the obvious safety advantage of doing so. But since you present an argument without limits, it is impossible to determine where your true limit actual lies.

      For the previous poster, and myself, the limit would be where the alleged safety improvement hinders liberty. For a small child -- the age at which stair gates are used -- this is not much of a concern. Once the stair gate comes off, it's time to start considering the GPS watch as well. The fear is that many parents in this increasingly paranoid world will not make a reasonable decision, and the alleged safety device will turn into an oppression device.

      Have a nice day.

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      The enemies of Democracy are
    22. Re:Huh???? by shepd · · Score: 1

      >It might have made the abductors think twice.

      If the abductors were thinking, do you really think they wouldn't have thought twice about the prison sentence following their crime?

      Its funny how people suggest criminals would "think twice" if there's more cameras, police, whatever. Most criminals _aren't_ thinking properly when they are commiting their crime, they are just doing whatever they want, screw the consequences.

      So, to sum it up, if you were thinking you'd be caught you wouldn't do the crime.

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      If you could be told what you can see or read, then it follows that you could be told what to say or think - BoC
    23. Re:Huh???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think this may have just led to them finding the kid tied to the tracks sooner, probably not preventing the abduction at all.

    24. Re:Huh???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even lobotomy???

    25. Re:Huh???? by CProgrammer98 · · Score: 1

      I was mainly thinking of the very young children, as they get older, and more aware of risk and how to assess it, then yes, the situation does need to be reviewed. One thing I do not see is how this device can be "opressive". WHo is being the opressor? The parents? Well, In our case, we already insist on knowing where our children are at all times, and if they deviate from the plan they have to call us. We beleive that to be responible parenting. Perhaps to some, we are being overprotective, but our children seem to be developing just fine and we do get an awful lot of comments on how well behaved and polite our children are.
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    26. Re:Huh???? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2

      My father was the same way -- he always knew where I was, because I told him where I was going, because he demanded that I do so.

      The difference between responsible parenting and opression is the difference between wanting to know where your kid is, and attaching a device that constantly -tells- you.

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      The enemies of Democracy are
  21. It works indoors? by ukryule · · Score: 2

    From their FAQ:

    Will it work indoors?
    Yes. The Personal Location System incorporates enhanced GPS technology, which enables it to obtain location information indoors as well as outdoors.


    Either I've missed out on some pretty impressive new developments with GPS, or this company are talking out of their a***. My experience with the GPS device I bought less than 6 months ago is that the only time it works indoors is when you happen to be leaning out the window and there aren't any tall buildings across the street.

    1. Re:It works indoors? by Calomnious+Awkward · · Score: 1

      It will work. But it wont capture any signal/send any signal outside the room. Yep, but it will still be working.

      --
      Ceci n'est pas un sig
    2. Re:It works indoors? by maroberts · · Score: 1

      Yes, but if someone goes into a house you just have to log the position you last had before you lose coverage. As long as the phone home bit works indoors you are still able to locate your kid.

      I last wrote s/w for a GPS navigator in 1992, so I too am not sure how well things have developed by now. GPS signal was stopped by anything from tree coverage upwards, unless someone has come up with a bright idea and is good at recovery of bounced signals. However I would guess full hardware multi channel receivers are commonplace now, so you're more likely to have and maintain a good constellation.

      --

      Donte Alistair Anderson Roberts - hi son!
      Karma: Chameleon

    3. Re:It works indoors? by CokeBear · · Score: 2

      I see a potential problem with things like a subway system, where you go underground & lose the GPS signal, and then travel several miles. Some apartment buildings in Toronto are directly over subway stations, and you never need to go outside.
      Kid gets abducted, and the device reports that kid is downtown, at the entrance to a subway station, meanwhile, abductor can be all the way out in the east end of the city.

      --
      Reality has a liberal bias
    4. Re:It works indoors? by Sarin · · Score: 2

      It will probably remember the last gps location it picked up.

    5. Re:It works indoors? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just be patient...

      GPS _will_ work indoors soon - not everywhere, but in many places.

      http://www.navtechgps.com/seminars/sem218.asp
      h ttp://www.globallocate.com/
      http://www.snaptrack. com/

      There's nothing magic about it - you just need more correlators and wireless aiding.

    6. Re:It works indoors? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > It will probably remember the last gps location it picked up.

      That would be the one wear little jonnie was dragged into the paedo's car before being driven off and held prisoner in his cellar.

      $400 dollars of crap if you ask me that will do nothing to make kids safer, quite the opposite, parents will spend even less time keeping an eye on their kids, trusting to useless technology instead.

  22. Better than a leash by MartinB · · Score: 1

    I think that a number of posters are right - most parents are far too overprotective, at most ages. This is a great improvement on a leash as it allows children to have that experience of exploration without parental direction, yet still gives the parent reassurance.

    And, just like a leash, it's inappropriate in most cases involving an older child.

    Cheers,
    Martin
    (Father to Morgan, six months)

    --

    The only thing you can accurately describe as "Scotch" is a sticky tape made by 3M. And it's

    1. Re:Better than a leash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And, just like a leash, it's inappropriate in most cases involving an older child.

      Indeed. Sex slaves should never, ever, be leashed until they are consensual adults.

  23. better yet by zephc · · Score: 2

    you can rig it to explode if the kid tries to take it off, or gets outside a certain distance from you... just be careful to disable it the next time you go on a business trip! *grin*

    --
    "I would say that 99 per cent of what my father has written about his own life is false." - L. Ron Hubbard Jr.
    1. Re:better yet by Luke+Marsden · · Score: 0

      You've been watching Battle Royale, haven't you? :)

  24. It's 10pm... by sillydragon · · Score: 3, Funny

    beep! It's 10pm, do you know where your children are?

    Yes, with 1m resolution..

  25. Another point of view by Lord+Sauron · · Score: 2

    -Where were you last night, Cindy ?
    -I slept at Linda's. mom.
    -Don't lie to we saw everything on GPS PERSONAL LOCATOR (TM).
    -Ok, I saw Steve again.
    -I told you to get rid of that dweeb. We don't like him.

    Now the parents are going to know every step of their kids. While it can be good for pre-teens, it can be a hassle to teens.

    A question for the other ./'s: when you were teens, did you have boy/girlfriends that you didn't want your parents to know ? How would you feel if your parents knew exactly where you are ? I'd feel suffocated.

    1. Re:Another point of view by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A question for the other ./'s: when you were teens, did you have boy/girlfriends that you didn't want your parents to know ?

      He He. You are asking this question on ./? I believe the first question should be "did anyone have a boy/girlfriend?" :)

    2. Re:Another point of view by Anonymous+Cowturd · · Score: 1

      What's the mater Steve? Do Cindy's parents not like you? Perhaps they'd like you better if you weren't sleeping with their teenage daughter (grin).

      I think this device is intended for younger kids. I seriously doubt that parents could force a teenager to wear one of these things against their will.

      --


      if 'fruits de mer' = seafood
      does 'fruits de merde' = mushrooms?
    3. Re:Another point of view by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2
      Now the parents are going to know every step of their kids. While it can be good for pre-teens, it can be a hassle to teens.
      I'd rip the thing off, push the 911 buttons and then toss it into a passing train (taking care to choose a gondola so it won't fall on the track).

      That oughta give the fuzz some fun, chasing a train...

    4. Re:Another point of view by Graspee_Leemoor · · Score: 2

      " I'd rip the thing off, push the 911 buttons and then toss it into a passing train (taking care to choose a gondola so it won't fall on the track).

      That oughta give the fuzz some fun, chasing a train..."

      Erm, the real damage would be that it would give your parents a heart-attack...

      graspee

  26. Ah yes by gazbo · · Score: 1, Flamebait
    What I like to call the 'rape story effect'. It applies to many situations, this, rape debates, drug debates...just about anything with an emotional element.

    You'll always end up with one person who says 'Well *ACTUALLY* it happened to me, so my opinion is clearly right, your opinion is clearly wrong, and you're not allowed to argue against me because bad things happened to me'

    I've had many debates on such subjects, and in the case of a debate on rape (whether a particular case could really be called rape - I forget exactly) a girl made some poor, reflexive comments, I shot her down, and she said 'Well *ACTUALLY* I've been raped!' As if that's supposed to make a fucking difference. From then on of course, half the people pussy-footed around her, and criticised me for continuing to shoot her down.

    Please don't do the same shit here, I am notorious IRL for having zero sympathy when people use misfortune to make a point

    IHBT?

    1. Re:Ah yes by gazbo · · Score: 1

      Will you drop an anvil on my head as well please?

      Oh, your response appeared less than cordial. Pls fx, thx!

  27. Wireless by hey · · Score: 1
    GPS unit and wireless data connectivity

    Well, that's better than my old watch with WIRED connectivity!

    1. Re:Wireless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yours too?

      Mine has a big awkward rabbit ear antenna for when I want to go 'wireless'. But since it's vaccum tube based, the big iron core transformer for the B+ power supply, which rolls along on a cart behind me, will deplete the battery in a matter of minutes. So I just use the big rubber 8 guage extension cord instead. It's available in the 17 foot length now, thank goodness. The shorter one really limited my range of motion.

  28. It's a wish come true. by Viceice · · Score: 1

    I've lost count of the times when a young/senior person in the family went missing and we'd have to form a search party. I remember quite clearly thinking 'Can't wait for the day i can put a transponder on them' and here it is.

    --
    Sometimes I wish I was a plumber, then I'd know how to deal with other people's shit.
  29. A third use... by nordicfrost · · Score: 5, Interesting
    People here have mentioned kidnapping and elderly as groups with need for this watch. I also believe that victims of violent crimes will benefit from these watches. Here in Norway, some people with a special need to stay in contact with the cops, like women with abusive exes and imigrant women with psycho families get the "Voldsalarm" device. This device automatically connect to the police by pressing two buttons and sends out a homing signal.


    This wristwatch is much more practical for this use.

    1. Re:A third use... by Tomster · · Score: 1

      That's great, except it doesn't stop the abusive ex from coming over and beating the snot out of you, or worse. Over here in the U.S., some of those abused women take to buying a gun. (And the smart ones take a gun safety/shooting course if they aren't familiar with firearms.) Now _that's_ a deterrent.

    2. Re:A third use... by nordicfrost · · Score: 3, Interesting

      No. Thankfully, you are not allowed to carry weapons in Norway. The result is simple, a relative 96% less guncrimes and 60% less violent crime than the US (Adjusted for population numbers, source SSB). Every street in all the large towns are safe at night and the overall violent crimerate is dropping. Without guns. You are allowed to own a gun under some conditions:
      1. The gun must be registered at the police
      2. You must be approved to get a registration
      3. You must be a member of a gun club for at least two years to register
      4. You must have at least 40 hours of gun training and experience
      5. Firing a gun is only allowed during hunting (Shotguns, rifles) or at a range (Pistols, revolvers)
      6. Guns are to be stored away from ammo
      7. The sliding piece (Or a significant part) is not allowed to be stored with the gun

      I was in the military (We have drafting here) and learned to use the AG-3 and fired some 1000+ rounds. My service weapon was, however, the Glock 17 standard issue (5000+ rounds). I'm quite familiar with weapons, but I would never, NEVER allow one in my house. Ever. The the violence alarms WORK. Incredibly enough without killing or hurting anyone, but by alarming the police and making sure the arrive. What a strange concet, huh?

    3. Re:A third use... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When my fiance' broke up with her first husband, and he made a few threats, she went out and got a big black dog. It was probably more effective than a gun she wouldn't have been good at shooting.

      Now, the big black dog turns out to be one who would probably lick a stranger to death anyway, but she makes a hell of a racket when a stranger shows up (good deterrent, not very effective with anybody who knows her).

    4. Re:A third use... by Tomster · · Score: 1

      Violent crime is caused by individuals, not weapons. However, weapons certainly up the ante, and it's unfortunate that we have a lot of violent people and easy access to weapons/firearms. The responsibility lies with those people, however.

      I will say though that there are some aspects of our society/culture which tend to encourage people to become violent. Look at "road rage" statistics, or the number of fights breaking out at Little League games, or what's happening in schools here today. Those are symptoms of a deeper problem. And that's what scares me, not guns.

    5. Re:A third use... by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      he the violence alarms WORK. Incredibly enough without killing or hurting anyone, but by alarming the police and making sure the arrive.

      I'm sure that all this is contingent on the cops arriving in a timely manner, or at all. Here in the US, the police have no such obligation.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    6. Re:A third use... by ryanwright · · Score: 2

      No. Thankfully, you are not allowed to carry weapons in Norway. The result is simple, a relative 96% less guncrimes and 60% less violent crime than the US

      You're deluding yourself, or your government is doing it for you. If there really is a difference in crime it's the result of society, not the removal of guns. In the vast majority of instances (Australia, for instance) when guns have been taken out of the hands of citizens, gun crime has gone through the roof.

      While you may depend on the police to save you and claim it works well (and maybe it does in Norway, I've never been there so I don't know), here in the US, we take care of ourselves. The police are usually very helpful but they're completely worthless to me when I wake up and find a crazed lunatic in my house with a knife attempting to cut my family up. What am I going to do, call the police and wait for them to show up while he slits my wife's throat? Don't think so. First thing I do is blow his f'ing head off with my shotgun. Second, fill his dead body with lead for good measure. Third, call 911 and the insurance company to have my carpet replaced...

      Barbaric? Perhaps. But would you rather watch your family die a horrible death at the hands of a maniac because you're too 'civilized' to take his life? For me, the choice is easy... anyone who comes through my window at night will leave in a body bag. Period. And that includes any government official coming to take my guns away...

      --
      -Ryan, with the unoriginal sig
    7. Re:A third use... by PhiRatE · · Score: 2

      Except that, in the US, no lunatic would ever enter a house with a knife. He'd take a gun, possibly a semi-automatic, because he'd be pretty sure you'd have one. Thus, instead of having a badly injured family who may well survive with medical assistance, you have a family who have been well and truely killed by high-velocity pieces of lead.

      Escalation does not apply only to nuclear weapons.

      --
      You can't win a fight.
    8. Re:A third use... by ryanwright · · Score: 2

      Except that, in the US, no lunatic would ever enter a house with a knife. He'd take a gun, possibly a semi-automatic, because he'd be pretty sure you'd have one.

      Ahh, but you're wrong. Lunatics enter houses with knives and other basic weapons all the damn time around here. Heck, many of them don't even have weapons. They are almost always petty burglers or rapists intending to overpower their victims and in most cases don't have guns. Why? Well, you can safely stab someone to death or hold a knife to their throat and do what you will with them without anyone knowing. You fire off a gun and the entire neighborhood is going to dial 911. At that point you have to immediately start running to get a head start on the cops, and even then, they'll bring in the dogs and probably catch your ass.

      And if he does have a gun, he obviously intends to kill with it, so what does it matter? Better that I have one of my own so I at least have a fighting chance.

      Escalation does not apply only to nuclear weapons.

      So you're saying I should cower down in my own home to avoid escalating the situation? "Please, don't shoot us. Rape my wife, terrorize my children, steal my belongings, but please don't kill us." Like hell. He's going to get a body full of lead. Maybe I will, too - and maybe not - but either way, I'd sacrifice my life in an instant if it meant preventing my family from enduring torture.

      --
      -Ryan, with the unoriginal sig
  30. Re:Conclusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Absolutely classic! Keep up the good work!

  31. Age Groups by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I dont think this was designed for or would be used for tagging teenagers.
    Give them a mobile phone or something.
    The humiliation of wearing a "parent tag" during your self-concious years would be worthy of suicide!

    1. Re:Age Groups by jasonkohles · · Score: 1

      Besides, we all know that teenagers understand technology better than adults. Even the ones who aren't bright enough to get past the lock won't take long to realize that privacy comes in a box labeled 'Tin Foil'.

  32. I want one by km00re · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think they will come in handy when trying to find one's self. This may cut down on those pesky time-consuming journeys of self discovery.

    I'm currently out trying to find myself. If I should get back before I return, please keep me here.

    --


    KM
  33. growing up in fear leads to a rotten society by kipple · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I know I am not even able to understand how society will evolve in the next years. I have difficulties to fully understand in details the behavior of people 10 years younger than me, so I am sure that I will have difficulties with my childrens.
    Which, let me state it, is a good thing. A parent MUST not understand totally his/her childrens. There must be some mis-understanding in families, because otherwise the kid will grow up without enough moral strength to fight against the world, or just survive into it.
    Now, I think that a great part of being a children is doing something forbidden. When you do something that's forbidden, being it wathing pr0n or sneaking into a girl house or go explore an abandoned house, you feel like you're adult. Later you realize the dangers you have risked, and at that point you have grown up a little bit.
    IMHO growing up is reaching an equilibrium between what you CAN do and what you CANNOT do, and what you SHOULD do.
    As you grow more, you start understanding the reasons that pushed your parents to act like they did, and by now you'll probably be a parent yourself.
    I'm making it a LOT more simple than it is, bare with me - there's no "Kid How-To" out there, and those who are available are wrong because there cannot be a Kid How-To, except in dictatorships (but I digress).
    So, back into topic: if a kid is afraid of doing something because he KNOWS his parents knows where he is (and probably will know what he's doing..with the next generation of such watches) his maturity will suffer. He will never become an adult capable of making reasonable decisions; he has grown up with 'someone else' making decisions for him and HE COULD NOT EVEN HAVE A CHANCE to disobey, and be proven right.
    Such watches will endanger the grown up of such kids. Another point in favor of kids could be their popularity in schools.. think about people making fun of you because your parents don't trust you.. and forced you to have a gps watch.. enough here).

    Sure they/we will get used to it. Sure next generations will get used to it and either
    1. develop new ways to avoid such system (as right now fake ID cards are)
    2. suffer from it and become morons that are used to to what is told them to do, being it from parents or government

    So we will all become either criminals or perfect citizens. Cool. Now I understand the leading trend in society! (I'm joking here, this is a provocative sentence. That said just to avoid those of you that love not understanding sentences and waste time for a 'fun' phrase writing paragraphs trying to prove wrong a sentence that was ironic at the beginning).

    Just thought about it.

    Oh well of course I'm not even thinking about raising a children in the US. But that's another topic. Anyone would like to go colonize Mars with me and raise kids there? :)

    --
    -- There are two kind of sysadmins: Paranoids and Losers. (adapted from D. Bach)
    1. Re:growing up in fear leads to a rotten society by Katchina'404 · · Score: 1

      I mostly agree with you...
      If you're a female, get in touch with me about this trip to Mars, I'd be glad to help !

      --
      Ceci n'est pas une signature
    2. Re:growing up in fear leads to a rotten society by kipple · · Score: 1

      no I'm not a female, sorry for the trip. and don't forget that female are from venus ;)

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      -- There are two kind of sysadmins: Paranoids and Losers. (adapted from D. Bach)
  34. Manager by manon · · Score: 1

    Is there a managers model?
    I want to know if my manager is around or not...
    It should be able to give electonic shocks too *grinn*

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    42 + 1 = 42
  35. Safety in more traditional sense by tuoppi · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It seems that this device is difficult to remove from wrist, which is obiviously a danger itself. It isn't a great danger, but I'd like to see this unit to break loose when twisted before the bones break.

    1. Re:Safety in more traditional sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Breaking bones? I wonder if *MY* watch would come off before doind serious damage to my arm.

    2. Re:Safety in more traditional sense by tuoppi · · Score: 1

      Adult people are expected to take off potentially dangerous items when situation requires, at least that's the policy with insurance companies. For example, you have to take off rings and not wear loose clothes when using machinery. Children seldom possess this kind of ability to reason.

  36. Why is this wrong? by rongage · · Score: 1

    Michael:

    You state that "...there are so many things wrong with this...". I would like to ask you to please clarify this for us.

    Here in Michigan, we - the parents, are generally responsible for the actions of our children. In fact, it is not totally unusual for the legal system to hold parents accountable and even culpable for our childrens actions. There have been well publisized reports of parents being made to serve jail time because their kids (repeatedly) skipped school. If my son is in a position to cause me to have to go to jail, I indeed have a right, let alone an obligation to know about it.

    If you still see this device as "wrong", then you are obviously not a parent. Please come back when you are qualified to give an opinion on this.

    --
    Ron Gage - Westland, MI
    1. Re:Why is this wrong? by JLucien · · Score: 1

      So not having children makes a person completely "unqualified" to have an opinion on this subject?

      Who died and made you God?

      And what makes you the pinnacle of parenting? Being able to electronically tag and track your kids? I'm sure they would love and respect you for the trust you would so obviously be placing in them (or does that not matter to you?). Life is dangerous, and kids need to learn how to live with it, just like we did. If you distrust your kids enough to need one of these, that's your problem - if your kids are bad enough to need one of these, once again I feel it is the parent's problem (until the little demon becomes society's problem, but that's another debate).

      I understand that children need protection above that of adults, but what's the matter with giving your kid a cell phone to make sure that both of you can stay in touch with eachother? Seems far more reasonable to me.

      Shackling healthy children or adults with devices like these will do nothing but breed fear, paranoia and mistrust in those forced to wear them. I'm not talking about individuals with special needs, and I'm not talking about criminals. I'm talking about regular kids who wouldn't grow up to be regular adults, due to the fabulous parenting of some individual who is too afraid of being sued to trust thier own kids.

      Kids are people too, and proper parenting makes decent adults.

      --
      Audere est Facere
    2. Re:Why is this wrong? by ryanwright · · Score: 2

      There have been well publisized reports of parents being made to serve jail time because their kids (repeatedly) skipped school.

      Sounds like you need a new community. No way in hell would I serve jail time because my teenager did something wrong - especially something as trivial as skipping school. I can't believe the legal system in this country has come to that! I can understand if the parents left their guns sitting around and the kid shot someone, sure, throw the parents in jail. But skipping school? You've got to be kidding me.

      I personally would like to beat the living hell out of whomever pushed that law through the system...

      --
      -Ryan, with the unoriginal sig
  37. At least better than the angel chip... by Qbertino · · Score: 1

    I don't know the exact link (there was an article on /. something like a year ago...) but there's another company building on a chip that's IMPLANTED into your child/dog/grandma with a satellite finder system. From what I remeber it was a passive system (like explorers use to track animal movement) but this implantment idea really scared me. I had thought we weren't in for this kind of stuff until 20 years from now.

    Keeping that in mind this watch solution is a 'better' thing (as in 'not quite that crazy').

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    We suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca
    1. Re:At least better than the angel chip... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're of course refering to the "Mark of the Beast (TM) Model 666", aren't you?

  38. one more step closer to the barcode by itsnotme · · Score: 2

    Gee.. just one more step closer to barcoding people.. Kidproof? thats a barcode.. only 10 dollars a month and you have a network of phones that when in use by anybody will scan barcodes in the vicnity of the phone and will help triangulate barcoded inviduals for the location database? Lost your kid? no problem..

    1. Re:one more step closer to the barcode by saintm · · Score: 1

      I think you have watched far too many X-Files episodes.

      This device is marketed towards parents worried about their children, and it's use is pretty clear.

      I think it is still going too far, but it's no more exagerating the risks posed to children than you are with the whole 'big brother' thing.

      When you wake up from your delusional state, maybe you will realise that not every one cares about your pr0n collection or where/when you paid/charged for your coffee.

    2. Re:one more step closer to the barcode by CrazyDuke · · Score: 1

      Your "delusional paranoid sci-fi geek" argument would work except for the booming market of people spying on one another. I would like to point out the following:

      1. The explosion of software with built in spyware and "features" that automatically call home *cough*MS*cough* every so often to inform the parent company about your PC and your activities.
      2. The market for personal spy programs that let you monitor others PC use.
      3. The government blocking attempts to make encryption that doesn't have a nice little backdoor for the government, especially with cell phones. Oh, and Echelon.

      Its true Joe Blow and Jane Blow have little to worry about some big powerfull entity monitoring their boring daily lives. But, god help those that catch the interest of the corporate/government eye.

      To hammer it in a little better, if you and everyone else gives some anonymous theif the keys to your houses, its unlikely that you personally will get robbed. This is because there are simply much better pickings out their than your little pad to rob and he can only rob so much. But, that does not stop the fact that he's probably using the power he gained to rob people.

      Feel free to send me all your personal info and back account numbers at your leisure.

      --
      Any sufficiently advanced influence is indistinguishable from control.
  39. jackoff detector - lordy!!! by peter+greaves · · Score: 1

    i spect the device can tell parents when their teenage sons are abusing themselves - vibration detection, administers electric shock (at parental discretion of course). oof.

    more seriously - maybe there is a "protecting us from them" piece. let's not forget that we (the people who are not the parents of yr children) might like to know where they were when our houses were burgled, cars ripped and burnt etc. cos don't forget the little darlin's sometimes do that too. now i would not mind if a court mandated that little Sydney needs to be tracked and Sidney Senior is on point...

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    The tigers of wrath are wiser than the horses of instruction, but they eat more steak.
  40. Subway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The system works by constantly sending back the child's location and they if they are looking for the child they can look at the saved and current co-ordinates and then search for the child.

    But, as noted, if a child if moved indoors or down into a subway or into the back of a sealed metal van, then the co-ordinates will stop and the trail will be cold by the time the parents begin to search.

    The only way this could be effective if it was hidden say on a necklace and the kidnapper did not know about it or ways to circumvent it. Any serious kidnappers know about this by now and check the kids arm for a matching watch. If they see one then they take steps to prevent it being effective.

    Dan

  41. Practicality by Captain+Large+Face · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I hope I'm not being stupid, but there seems to be a serious flaw to this system.

    How do the parents go about the process of finding their lost child? I'd imagine the parents would call up the company requesting the geographical location of their child? But how do the parents (or the company) know their own geographical location? Directions are always relative to the start point (in this place the parents), so it seems to me that you're really going to need two sets of GPS systems.

    When you add the variable of the child moving about, this is going to add extra problems. It may well be useful near your home, where the company can give you a street name, but what about when you're away from home?

  42. Maybe, I really don't know by X-Nc · · Score: 2, Insightful
    > There are so many things wrong with this
    > that I don't even know where to begin.

    As mentioned in the comments there are some "practical" uses for this. And, as a disabled single father of a 5 year old son, I can definitely see some serious advantages in this product.

    That being said, this device still makes me very uncomfortable. It worries me on many levels, too. I honestly can't decide if this would be a Good Thing<tm> or not.

    There is one little niggle I have, too. It's $400 a pop and $35/mo for this. I can see people buying it for their young children and I can't shake the feeling that this is just exploiting the fears of parents to make a proffit.

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    If I actually could spell I'd have spelled it right in the first place.
    1. Re:Maybe, I really don't know by uspsguy · · Score: 1

      I can see $400 for a fancy little device but $35 a month for basically nothing is way out of line. What do you get for that? A minute by minute log of where the kid is? If its similar to Lojak, it only gets turned on when you need it - a few minutes or hours in a lifetime. It can't be on very much or a little kid couldn't carry the batteries it would need.

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  43. You are wrong Slashdot.... by zensmile · · Score: 1

    You are wrong in saying that this device is wrong. Wait until the first time your 6 year old happens to walk away in a crowded place like 6 Flags. I am a very vigilant parent...I try and be careful about my son's well being 24/7. But it sometimes isn't enough. He has walked off 2 times in 8 years. He didn't go far...and luckily I found him within minutes. But children sometimes are abducted within those few minutes. If I would have had access to this watch when he was younger...I would have bought two. One for him and a back-up. There is nothing more important that my kid's safety.

    1. Re:You are wrong Slashdot.... by JippyJay · · Score: 1

      It's amazing how the human race ever survived without this device....

      I should hope my child would grow up with a little bit of freedom, not having it sacrificed because his father is a spazz.

      =-Jippy

    2. Re:You are wrong Slashdot.... by MacBrave · · Score: 1

      As a parent of three boys (ages 10, 7, and 5) I agree with this device to a degree. I may use it on my youngest in certain situations but never with my oldest. How are you ever going to build up trust with your children if they feel like you are constantly watching them?

    3. Re:You are wrong Slashdot.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To any parent who thinks that this will never happen to you, ask yourselves how many times you have lost sight of your young child, and what was your reaction. I have had 3 times that I couldn't immediately locate my 2 year old, because he walked away in (literally) a matter of seconds. And I watch him like a hawk. It only takes a second.

      Those few minutes were the closest I have ever been to panic. And I am a trained fireman and have been in terrible situations, and they weren't even close to this.

      If you are not a parent, I don't think you can really comprehend this discussion, as it relates to very young children, or those with disabilities. I agree that a teenager should not be subject to this technology, but that does not mean that nobody else should.

    4. Re:You are wrong Slashdot.... by zensmile · · Score: 1

      Just going on a tangent here...but the human race has never been so large in poulation before either. You buy a damn lojak for your car...why not for your kid? Better than putting them on leashes like some parents do. Obviously, this is not an ideal tool for older children. I am a good parent...but is my observation of my child enough to thwart some jackass looking to grab a kid? Think about that.

    5. Re:You are wrong Slashdot.... by Jippy_ · · Score: 1

      Well, hopefully my wife and I won't feel the need to pollute the Earth with children that need to be "locked down" in order for them to be safe. =-Jippy

  44. terrible idea by Inferno666 · · Score: 1

    The only way that this would be of any use was if you didn't have to pay the 35$ a month. Cause that is like assuming that you constantly want to keep track of someone. Maybe if you shackeld this to your kid and then when tehy got lost, you enabled the shackle remotely from the main unit that's going to be doing the tracking. That way you don't have to pay 35$ a month but if your kid runs away or gets lost you can still find it.

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  45. Needs more features...... by Deag · · Score: 1

    Some sort of blood monitoring device could be added as well. If they take alcholol or any sort of drugs .... let mammay and daddy know. Put a smoke detector in it as well, make sure they aren't even near that bad tobacco.

    Then the teen model could come with a heightened fermone / hormone detector - make sure they're not up to anything naughty on the first date ( although with most young men, this would be going of continuously ).

    Maybe we could add in some of the face detection technology from yesterday - make it be able to filter pornography too....

    Bad langauage alert would also be handy.....

    Or we could just lock the kids in a room.

  46. Hell I'd like one myself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hell I'd like one myself, but I won't be buying one.

  47. I agree, you are obviously NOT a parent. by bwags · · Score: 1

    This is a great step forwared in child safety, and I have also heard that this is also going to be used for alzheimer patients. The author of this heeds to re-evaluate his statement after he has looked into the innocent eyes of his own children.

  48. Please! by nmnilsson · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't tell my girlfriend!!
    My leash is short enough as it is... :-)

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  49. Why not just a cell phone by llauren · · Score: 2, Informative

    Here in Finland we give our kids a cell phone. If they need to call home, they call home. If the parents need to call their kids, they can call their kids.

    A friend of mind, father of a teenager, has a deal with his kid. He provides the phone + pays the bills (you can set a limit to that as well), as long as the kid promises to answer the phone when his father calls. If not rightaway --nobody should be forcedly tied to the phone-- then within reasonable time.

    Even a one-or-two-character SMS message will do;

    • ? = where/how/when are you? Are you ok?

    • .. = hang on
      . = yes
      ! = sure! or, look behind you! i'm already here :)
    1. Re:Why not just a cell phone by Greyfox · · Score: 2

      Here in the USA many schools have banned cell phones because little Johnny was using them to run a drug dealing business or to get in touch with his dealer.

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    2. Re:Why not just a cell phone by Lord+Sauron · · Score: 2

      Here in Israel many schools have banned cell phones because little Johnny was using them to run an AK-47 business or to get in touch with the local terrorist, against palestins and peace treats.

    3. Re:Why not just a cell phone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here in Ireland many schools have banned cell phones because little Johnny was using them to run an alchohol business or to get in touch with the closest pub.

    4. Re:Why not just a cell phone by 3am · · Score: 2

      I would think the obvious application of this device is for much younger children - 4-8 years old. A cel phone is probably not appropriate for a child this young, and they have a tendency to wander off. It might be useful for mentally disable people as well.

      You're right, this would be very intrusive and oppressive for a teenager.

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  50. This is useless... by AVee · · Score: 1

    What's the use of this? Parents still have their eye's these day, right?
    With my kids having this tingy I can have peace of mind 24 hours a day while your child is the high tech envy of the neighborhood!

    Wrong twice, I still have to keep an eye on where my kid is, but on some GPS screen now. Does that help? Yeah, a bit, I'll now it when he/she gets far away. Does that stop them from climbing trees or running onto the street in front of a car? Nope. So no peace of mind unless I'm able to personally keep an eye on my kids (or except the fact that there will always be risks, think about it: the biggest cause of death is being born). Besides that, i'll still have to check the position of my child every minute and even then I'll be to late if something happens...

    And no, the other kids will not envy my children because of Big Brother parents. (A always wander why this seems to be a very important argument to parents, at least there are big bucks earned just with this argument...)

    1. Re:This is useless... by crath · · Score: 1

      Have you ever "lost" a child at the mall? Didn't think so.

      No matter how responsible and caring a parent you are, accidents happen. While this device isn't my first choice as a parent, if you have ever had to grieve with someone who had a child abducted from a public place you might sing a different tune.

  51. Yeah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    - It is apparently water- and kid-resistant, and can be locked onto the wrist so that it cannot be removed (easily).

    Parents forcing kids to wear security enforcing devices reminds me of governments forcing people to buy security enforcing computers.
    I agree that kids must be protected, but taking away their freedom is not a good thing, IMO.

  52. A few good uses for this by phunhippy · · Score: 2

    1. Keep track of employees
    2. Keep track of your boyfriend(for gurls)
    3. Keep track of multiple gurlfriends(this way you can tell if one is coming towards your place when you are with another one)
    4. Keep track of your boss(just wait for the multicasting version & every employee will tracking software running on his/her machine)
    5. Attach one to every cop car in your town(small towns) so you know how far the cops are from ya.
    6. Lock it on your bag of weed so when yer friends misplace it you can find it easily

    7th and best reason!
    Attach it to the Senator from Disney so we can catch him meeting with church of velenti all the time(this one needs the 4+ hours of recordable media on it)(with content protection scheme so he can't erase it)

    :)

  53. When combined with a decent map by maroberts · · Score: 1

    GPS can tell you whose house he's staying in.

    Even if you're away from home, you're likely to have some sort of map of the area.

    Of course, you are right, if you have your opwn GPS navigator, especially a nice one with a map overlay, you can just plug in the reported coordinates of your kid as a waypoint and it'll provide you with directions to get there!

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    1. Re:When combined with a decent map by AndroidCat · · Score: 2
      Check the web page. On the other end they've got PC software (Windows only, no doubt) that will give either street maps or aerial view.

      Of course they need a version for wireless palm devices so that you can walk around while locating a "misplaced" child.

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  54. Normally on the side of personal privacy... by maroberts · · Score: 1

    ..but given the fact that our 21 month old has a knack of disappearing if you take your eyes off him for a second, I'd use something like this in a heartbeat.

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  55. I'm surprised... by NeuroManson · · Score: 2

    That they haven't advertised these foremost for pet tags, most folks care more about their pets' safety than their kids...

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  56. Oh mikey... by BelDion · · Score: 1

    There are so many things wrong with this that I don't even know where to begin.

    Like finding your young child who's wandered off in a shopping mall, or god-forbid been kidnapped?

    Ok, I'm pretty much as tin-foil as you can get without actually being able to afford the tin-foil, and while I don't much fancy GPS, using it for something as beneficial as this even works for me.

    Besides, what else is the illuminati gonna do with a constant track on my son, spy on him while he steals cookies??

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  57. Pretty impressive, but... by phillymjs · · Score: 2

    does it also count down from 24 hours, so your kid always knows exactly how long he's got to get the President out of New York?

    ~Philly

  58. Put children in _more_ danger by lkaos · · Score: 3, Insightful

    A lot of folks are saying positive things about this because protects children against abduction.

    This system offers a means for someone to totally track every movement of a child. While the parent is intended to receive the data, what prevents someone else from hijacking this data? Wouldn't it become easier than for a potential abductor to observe the habits of the child and choose a time when the band was known to be off?

    Let's say that an abductor abducts a child with one of these things. What's to stop him from just wrapping something around the device to block the signal?!? It surely wouldn't be too difficult.

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    1. Re:Put children in _more_ danger by ssclift · · Score: 1

      ... or removing the device forceably, by what ever means (depending on how brutal the kidnapper is that could be truly brutal) then dropping it down a storm drain to throw off the trail ... law enforcement and fire trucks spend hours on a risky rescue of ... a Wherifier ...

      ... or throwing it onto a passing freight train going in the other direction ...

      This device will save nobody and can become a handy tool in the hands of the well informed criminal.

      Well done ... well done ...

    2. Re:Put children in _more_ danger by NecronomiconII · · Score: 1

      I don't think anything could prevent someone from kidnapping a child if they are they dedicated to doing it. I believe this is more for protection against random abduction, although in most cases, the victim knows the abductor. However, the abductor has to know what the watch is, and if your going to put this on your child, your sure as hell not going to broadcast to the world that your kid is lojacked.

    3. Re:Put children in _more_ danger by javatips · · Score: 2

      Why does a lot of people think this device can allow a parent to track their children as they which!

      Go and read their website!

      You HAVE TO CALL THE CALL CENTER to initiate an emergency call. The device WILL NOT BROADCAST the child location ALL THE TIME!

    4. Re:Put children in _more_ danger by geekoid · · Score: 2

      Valid points, but not really an issue.
      Most, if not all, child kidnappers don't have access to the kind of technology that would be needed to do this. Assuming, and its a big one, it is properly implimented.

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    5. Re:Put children in _more_ danger by lkaos · · Score: 2

      All it would take to scramble the signal is a piece of aluminum foil or something. I am not an electrical engineer, so I may be wrong about the material, but I know that there are materials that scramble cellular signals.

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    6. Re:Put children in _more_ danger by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The poster was worried about, say, a pedophile at the call center, or with access to its systems. Imagine one getting off (work) just as band practice gets out, and little Susie's parents usually don't arrive for 10 minutes longer than it takes the pedo to drive over there...

  59. Parents? by gibbonboy · · Score: 1

    Seems to me that there's an awful lot of parenting advice from
    non-parents. I said I never wanted kids, and now that I have one,
    it does kind of piss me off when someone who has never been a parent
    (babysitting and siblings don't count) offers us "the best way to [teach, discipline,
    watch, etc.] my son. That being said (or whined!) I think these things are cool, even
    though all safety and privacy is a dangerous illusion.

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  60. Destroy-Your-Kid's-Life (TM) by rkoot · · Score: 1
    This is scary to say the least.
    next step is to have everybody a transmitter implanted, so we can always be found, even if we don't want to be found...
    Lucky us they actually put it on the market as the device it is.
    Imagine if they sold that piece of 'spyware' under the name 'ordinary watch'...
    a boss being able to say to his/her employee " why are you late, I saw you gettin' up at 07:00 and at 08:00 you were still at home..."
    maybe me just being too paranoid, but hey, being paranoid doesn't mean nobody is following you.

    have a nice day
    r.
    (oh, they forgot to put 10 gram of semtex in the watch ! comes in bloody handy if your kid decides to trash some lifes at school with daddy's semi-automatic rifle...)

    1. Re:Destroy-Your-Kid's-Life (TM) by prisoner · · Score: 1

      Why is this so "scary" ?? If it was gov't mandated then it might be "scary to say the least" but it's just a product for sale!? You are not compelled to buy the damn thing. In addition, This company may decide that the next step is an implanted transmitter but, again, that doesn't mean you have run out and buy one to stick inside your kid.

  61. what's next? by Miska · · Score: 1

    electrical shocks to prevent tampering or wandering into 'undesired' areas?

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  62. Why even use it as a watch? by fcrick · · Score: 1

    I really think people are missing a whole aspect here - this product is another thing - an affordable and legal tracking device. Anyone could attach this anywhere on your car, or sneak it into any transport vehicle or large storage unit to track that item wherever it goes on the planet. A criminal with any know-how or guidance could attach this to your car to know exactly when you are on your way home from work, or anything.

    These kinds of devices are normally illegal aren't they? I don't see how the fact that its packaged as a watch makes it different. All I see is a cheap way that people can track eachother's movements in a variety of circumstances.

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    1. Re:Why even use it as a watch? by AndroidCat · · Score: 2
      Basically it's just a PCS pager and GPS receiver that can be remotely queried.

      Lose the watch and kid protection features, and I'll bet you could get the basic features a lot cheaper. (Although packaged as a watch with full Dick Tracey cell phone features...)

      I still think battery life is the kicker.

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  63. As I read the comments here... by thunderbee · · Score: 1

    I can't help but think about Benjamin Franklin. He is reputed to have said, "They who give up essential liberty for temporary security deserve neither liberty nor security."
    Now, here we are.
    *sigh*

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    1. Re:As I read the comments here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I thought that was Jefferson.


      Anyway, toddlers don't have liberty in the political sense. Parents are supposed to supervise them all of the time. This tool would help the parent do that.


      Some people have mentioned practical problems with this particular implementation - I agree, it looks too expensive, and not very easy to use. In principle though, I think it is a good idea.


      I think the only weighty objection to the use of a device like this with a young child is the security one - the last thing you want is to have your child transmit his location to anyone with a scanner...

  64. My 2 bits - not such a big deal... by ericlakin · · Score: 1

    I think it is a pretty good idea. I'm as much in favor of personal privacy as anyone, but to argue that a little kid deserves that privacy is like arguing that a little kid deserves to decide what to eat for dinner or what time to come home in the evening. I've seen the momentary panic in a parent's face when a kid wanders off for a few seconds - and it happens even to the best parents, don't kid yourself. Also, it doesn't appear to be some kind of titanium shackle that will force an abductor to cut off a limb. It's plastic for crying out loud. I think the lock is to make sure your kid doesn't lose it. I guess the most important thing to remember is that it's optional...if you think it invades your kid's privacy then don't buy one - but don't catch yourself digging thru your teenager's underwear drawer when you think you smell pot on their coat or you'll be one hell of a hypocrite.

    1. Re:My 2 bits - not such a big deal... by prisoner · · Score: 1

      you're right. Little kids don't have much in the way of an expectation of privacy. Parents do, however, have a giant obligation to look after their little ones. How they opt to do it is their affair. Having said that, I'm not sure that unlesss your kid is lost in the woods or something that this would be terribly useful.

    2. Re:My 2 bits - not such a big deal... by DennisInDallas · · Score: 1

      My kid is rarely lost in the woods. But there have been several occasions where it would have been worth $400 to be able to know instantly where they were. And not just my kids, what's good for the goose and all that... One for every member of the family... I have absolutley no qualms about the wife and kids being able to track my whereabouts. I would even pay the $400 for them to be able to do so. But there would need to be a family plan priceing program and it needs to have two way communications not just a pager...

      The lock is anfeature that was obviously thought up by a parent that has purcahsed mutliple watches, pagers, text books, etc.

  65. Unfortunate side affect... by gus+goose · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So, all that happens now, is that the kid *does* get abducted, and one of three things happens:
    1. The abductor is an idiot and doesn't discover the 'watch'
    2. The abductor manages to defeat the lock.
    3. The abductor removes the kids hand *and* watch.

    Either way, a determined abductor is not going to be concerned ....

    gus

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    1. Re:Unfortunate side affect... by eyeball · · Score: 3, Insightful

      1. The abductor is an idiot and doesn't discover the 'watch'
      2. The abductor manages to defeat the lock.
      3. The abductor removes the kids hand *and* watch.


      At least you would know an EXACT time and location of the criminal and victim. I'll bet the location of the watch-disabling could tip police of as to who he (or she) is. i.e.: library, store, classroom, home, church. Plus it would eliminate suspects that had reasonable alibi's for that exact time.

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    2. Re:Unfortunate side affect... by ckimyt · · Score: 1
      So, all that happens now, is that the kid *does* get abducted, and one of three things happens:
      1. The abductor is an idiot and doesn't discover the 'watch'
      2. The abductor manages to defeat the lock.
      3. The abductor removes the kids hand *and* watch.
      That is, unless your kid has seen Pulp Fiction.

      "You see mommy, I knew that that bastard kidnapper would take my watch; so I hid it where I knew he wouldn't find it. Up my ass.

      I waited 6 long days in a stuffy car truck with this GPS hunk of plastic up my ass...

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  66. Where is this going? by Sapphon · · Score: 1

    Devices like these are all well and good in individual cicumstances, but the reality is that most families are going to neither *want* nor *need* them. Unfortunately, many more will *want* (at least on the parents side) than *need*. This is just another step in the acclerating move towards technological interference in preference over human ability.
    When parents start getting afraid for their kids and start foisting all manner of ridiculous gadgets upon them, they are reducing the learning potential of the child. Children will cease to learn that, if they run away from their mothers or go wandering through unknown territory they will get lost, but rather that they can just push a button and immense effort will be made to find them.
    Personally, if I have kids I'm not going to swathe them in cotton wool and keep them on a leash - what's that going to do for them? Rather send them out, let them climb around on trees and scratch their arms and legs.
    I broke an arm as a kid trying to jump from my roof to a nearby tree branch, and what did it teach me? Don't jump off trees. If I had been wearing Matel's-Fall-Cushioning-Vest (TM) I probably would have gone right back up and done it again (growing up to become a professional wrestler, but that's a different story)

    Anyway, my point is that by replacing the trials of childhood with techno-gadgets we are decreasing the capability of our children to learn about self-reliance, which can have negative effects in the long run if/when these aids are ever lacking.

    But hey, if you live in an area where there's lots of churches, buy one of the watches *grin*

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  67. The real usefulness of this device... by Bobo_The_Boinger · · Score: 1

    I loved this quote from their website:

    "Since the Personal Location Device collects data from satellites, it is a VERY accurate digital watch."

    FINALLY! I was always worrying about the minute that my current watch lost every year!

    Really though, I think this would be a good device if three things happened.
    1) The battery life was increased (they say it currently needs to be recharged every 48 hours).
    2) Any service cost came down considerably, 25-40 dollars a month is a bit steep.
    3) None of the wacky parents who don't allow their kids to play with other children for fear they might catch some disease are allowed nowhere near this device.

    As it is, I think that the people who will use this device first are ALL going be the wacky parents who are so overprotective that their children become crazies themselves. That is sad. If normal parents used it to monitor their small children at public places, then it could be useful. But right now the monthly fee would be too much (for me as a parent) for a device that I would just use once or twice a month.

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  68. sounds like... by Miska · · Score: 1

    the 'electronic chain' (for lack of the correct term) system the local (swedish) police use to keep track of 'light' offenders.

    That is, if someone comitts a not-so-serious crime, they're offered the opportunity to have one of these monitor their location at all times (and being restricted to one's house most the day) or going to jail.

    mewonders if some inspiration came from the above.
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  69. So what are parents supposed to do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People bitch that parents should be responsible for their kids when TV, movies, and music are censored. Then they bitch about new ways to help parents protect and watch their kids. And when kids do something wrong, as in Columbine, people bitch that the parents should have done something.

  70. A stepping stone towards the Brave New World by zoward · · Score: 2

    ...and five or ten or twenty years from now they'll be able to implant one of these into your skull at birth. Just think! You'll never have to worry about being "lost" again!

    Does the thought of this technology being used for ... other purposes ... scare the hell out of anyone else?

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  71. Why This Is Wrong by meggito · · Score: 1

    My original post was going to be too long and disorganized so I cut it down to the finer points:

    Its as simple as this, I wouldn't want one of these, and thus I wouldn't want my kid to have to have one. Defying the rules is part of human nature, and if you never do it you won't have any boundaries. You have to let your children make their own choices between right and wrong now, or they will be unable to when its most important. Foster their growth, protect them, and catch them smoking those cigarettes in the woods. Just don't sink to the level where you force a constant monitoring device onto them, its wrong to put them in that situation. As for the future, what happens when these come with audio and video? All these devices will accomplish is breeding children who are unable to cope with reality or socialize with their peers.

    1. Re:Why This Is Wrong by Junta · · Score: 2

      Actually, I think it is less about controlling what your kids can and not do, and more about protecting them if they were kidnapped or something. Now, the problem is, they say it is difficult to remove, but is it difficult enough to keep a kidnapper from removing it? It may be overkill, but it is not without justification. I don't think this product is aimed at people with teenage children, but more for children under 8 or 9, when they care less about privacy. Since this thing has the unfortunate side effect of violating the child's privacy, it wouldn't be as likely to be used on, say, a teenager, both because the parents should respect the wishes of their kid, and because by the time a person grows to want privacy, they have probably figured out how to disable the device on the wrist.

      I don't know how this can be done fairly, except I think before 8 or 9 children for the most part could care less about privacy, and about 10-12 start to desire privacy to be more independent of their parents. I know if this had been around when I was a teenager, my parents certainly wouldn't have forced me to wear this...

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    2. Re:Why This Is Wrong by meggito · · Score: 1

      Your parents wouldn't have, my parents would. If a young child doesn't mind, no problem, but when these things get more sophiscated....

      The other problem is that many parents are either 'overprotective' or some are just 'assholes'. Many of these parents are in a position to force these on their 13-15 year old children. Personally, my parents would have been able to do it up until I was about 15 and grew the balls to stand up to their tyranny, but that IS personal, and most parents wouldn't do that, but there is that parental abuse threat there.

      Here's the issue. There is a large potential for abuse, but as all of us know, potential is no reason to outlaw something. I do feel, however, that it is irresponsible and unnecessary to use such devices.

      And lastly, as far as kidnapping goes, it is EXTREMELY rare. For those of you who think its likely turn off the television until you are resonsible enough to realize that television, and the news, is more concerned with making money than informing you. They like to blow things out of proportion and twist facts and figures to make it seem as if things are much worse off than they are. Oh, why? Because it keeps you tuning in to see what surprising evils have happened today and keeps their money rolling in. Once again, you are more likely to be hit by lightning than have your child kidnapped, and though they'd like you to beleive different, you're more likely to die in a nuclear meltdown than be hit by lightning. (And nobody's been hit twice without an extrenous reason, such as holding a metal rod for a cult practice).

  72. I can understand the appeal by NibbleAbit · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Having raised 2 kids of my own, I understand the paranoia that parents can go through. When they were about 3, they managed to let themselves out of the apartment (kids can be very resourceful). Of course we imagined the worst. A gadget like this would have helped us find them and eased our minds. Given the price, we would never have been able to afford it though. Living in the real world the worst wasn't what happened of course. We found them exploring the stair well a few floors up on the far side of the building. I see technology used for things like this (Young kids) as a non-issue. If you can afford it, and it gives you some piece of mind, then nothing is lost, and it sure a lot better than registering you kids fingerprints with police.

  73. 9/11 button by mbennis · · Score: 0

    911 seems a bad idea.... bad memories..
    why don't you call somebody else ?

  74. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "There are so many things wrong with this that I don't even know where to begin. "

    I to would have shared this sentiment long ago when I was a young green haired maniac and my not yet wife was a bald headed beauty when we pan handled outside of the local stores for drug money I would have agreed.

    But after years of marriage and of growing into the role of a father who is willing to buck his wild ways to give my children the life they deserve I kind of think it's a good idea.

    It could be bad. But it sure would help ease the mind when your children are out playing all day saturday and your best guess is that they are within a 10 mile radius...

  75. Locking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A lot of people have already made comments about locking these devices to children. I really don't think the purpose of the lock is to prevent the kids from removing it, but from someone else from. Two reasons for this. First, if you look at their web page, you can see that there is an automatic lock button on the watch. They obviously wouldn't include that on the watch if it was supposed to prevent the kids from taking it off. Any kid could easily take the watch off anyway. Despite what the page says its not exactly that rugged.

    What the lock is really designed to prevent is abductions. If someone kidnapps a kid who has one of these, they probably wouldn't notice the watch at first, like if they just asked the kid to get into their car. If they took the kid their house or whereever, then it doesn't really matter what they do with the watch. They could cut the watch off with a saw, or tin snips or something. Probably the watch has an alarm mechanism that activates if it is removed, but even if someone disables that, the watch has still sent the coordinates already. The last coordinates can offer an extremely good clue as to who kidnapped them, even if the kidnapper moves them somewhere else.

  76. Nothing new here... by mbennis · · Score: 1

    My wife works in mobile phone company.
    I have a mobile phone, i call this thing "umbilical cord" because we are in contact anytime. If she want to know where i am without calling me, she looks in her company computer and knows exactly wich relay communicates with my mobile phone..
    It's not GPS but cheaper with the same efficiency.

  77. Kinda like those "Home Arrest" things ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, is there an ankle version yet?

  78. Cool! by Gannoc · · Score: 2


    I wonder if they wander too far away if their wrists will explode.

  79. Since we're on the GPS + Wristwatches subject... by forged · · Score: 1
    I don't care for the kids "features" built into that other watch.

    I'm a flaming geek, and as such I want to buy the sexiest GPS-capable wristwatch on the market.

    Any brand/model springs to mind, anyone?

  80. /. needs to grow up by yzquxnet · · Score: 1, Funny

    Quickly browsing through the messages you can easily see two different two different classes of people. Those with children and those without. The one side needs to seriously think about growing up and facing reality. Why is it that there is a different missing kid on the side of the milk carton every day? Because that is how many kids disapear. You can cry all you want about how it will ruin some kids life because his/her parents will always know where they are. Last time I checked, that's what parents were suppose to do. I can't even begin to count the number of times having nosey parents kept me from doing something stupid or going someplace I shouldn't. As for little kids, they are going to do it anyways, so at least now you have to option to locate them if a sweep through the park doesn't find them.

    Grow up slashdotters, a lot of you sound like you should be wearing one of these right now.

  81. pederass by AsnFkr · · Score: 2, Interesting

    now pedifiles and perverts with some technological know-how can scan where their victoms are so its not hard to find them alone! trust your children to technology! eric.

  82. The joke's on you. by CrazyDuke · · Score: 1

    He's already ordered ones with built in spycams for you and your co-workers. ...plans to use security as an excuse.

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  83. Re:To be fair... Maybe by Lumpy · · Score: 2, Informative

    There's a HUGE problem with this device that the creators obviously didnt put any research or thought into....

    GPS does not work inside or in a metal car. so unless little johhny is kept outside and long enough with the GPS antenna in the unit pointing skyward for 2 minutes while the GPS reciever get's a lock it is 100% worthless.

    The idea is great, and as a parent I would love for one of these things (actually a two way pair!) for places like cedar point,disney,the Cape, the beach, the park etc... anything that will allow me to give my 10 yuear old some freedom that I enjoyed in the 70's that you cannot do now because the ratio of sickos/idiots to normal has over tripled (and we are more socially accepting of the sickos now too... Mr, dan is just exercizing his freedom to do ritualistic killings of children, how dare we opress his beliefs!)

    but gps sucks giant potatoes anywhere that is not a clear open sky with high quality equipment... and I highly doubt they use a 12 channel GPS reciever with a high gain antenna and top quality reciever section.. (which cost me $1200.00 for my boat) in a $400.00 RETAIL device.

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  84. Crime stats... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1,214 kidnapping cases in the U.S. in 1997.

    And over 14,000,000 crimes total.

  85. To prevent removal by SomeoneGotMyNick · · Score: 2

    In that case, to prevent removal, maybe the kid should shove it up his/her nose.

    1. Re:To prevent removal by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2
      In that case, to prevent removal, maybe the kid should shove it up his/her nose.
      And then there will be a market for nasal beacon removers, you know, like the one Arnold uses in Total Recall...
    2. Re:To prevent removal by nosphalot · · Score: 1

      Or there is another cavity, remeber "Pulp Fiction" and Christopher Walkin's watch story. I wonder how that would affect it's connectivity and ability to recieve GPS signals?

    3. Re:To prevent removal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean to remove it at night before going to sleep the kid should sh... oh never mind.

  86. How ironic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    ...that so many posts here are paranoiacs insisting that using this thing will make kids paranoid.

  87. This is all a conspiracy... by nixkuroi · · Score: 2, Funny

    Bill Keane, the writer/artist of Family Circus simply wants all of our children to wear these watches so that he can hack in, use a specially modified tracking program that follows the path of your children with a dotted line and then use that dotted line in his next "what did Billy do on his way home from school" strip. Boycott this device...the pseudo-hilarity must end.

  88. seems like a good idea to me by robstercraws · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't understand what Michael thinks is wrong with this (other than the astronomical pricetag).

    Using GPS to protect your children is a great idea. If your child is abducted, having a GPS on them would make it more likely that they can be located before anything happens, and makes it easier to prosecute the abductor. As a father, I can imagine the anguish parents whose children have been abducted must go through. It must be absolutely horrible to not know what happened to your child. Even in the worst case scenario where something bad does happen to the child, this technology would at least give the parents some small comfort by locating them quickly, instead of putting them through days, months, or years of anguish and worry.

    Some people may argue that this is an invasion of privacy, but I don't see it that way. Does a 6 year old really have a right to go anywhere she wants without her parents knowing about it? Absolutely not. Certainly older kids (say teenagers) should be given a certain amount of privacy, but kids of that age could probably easily disable or cut off a GPS wristwatch. So, I really see no problem with this technology at all. Except that subscription price. Ouch.

    1. Re:seems like a good idea to me by TheConfusedOne · · Score: 1

      Have you used a GPS device? Blocking the signal from them is disgustingly easy. Heck most don't work in houses and you could probably very easily create a sleeve to fit over this watch and block the signal.

      Though I suppose we could then spot the pedophiles as the ones who have the lead lined children's gloves in their pockets...

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  89. Re:To be fair... Maybe by MasterBlaster · · Score: 4, Informative

    I saw a story on the local news about this product and it does work indoors. They have their own PCS network that works with the GPS to track the location even without a clear view of the sky. If you dig into the web site far enough the information is there as well.
    This thing is actually a 2-way device like a cell phone. We all know it doesn't take GPS to find the location of a transmitter. If your phone will work there, this thing can be located.

  90. Working indoors by dtr20 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    GPS receivers CAN (in theory) work indoors, despite what the usual handsets do.

    > The Personal Location System incorporates
    > enhanced GPS technology, which enables it to
    > obtain location information indoors as well as
    > outdoors.
    (from the FAQ)

    Having worked in the GPS handset industry previously I can tell you there are three methods to achieve this:
    a) Receivers are getting better - more effective, steeper-edged filters and lower noise mixers means better SNR, so that you can pick up a weaker GPS signal. This is the usual claim of 'enhanced GPS' from Snaptrack etc. and I'm doubtful this has been employed.
    b) If you let it be known to the receiver that you are remaining in the same place for a while then it will just increase the 'integration time'. Essentially the GPS signal received repeats every millisecond and you pick out the signal from the back ground noise by averaging chunks of 1ms. The longer you do the averaging, the more you lose the noise. This relies on the signal not changing (you must be stationery of the order of a couple of centimetres). But the theory goes that if you stay still for a few minutes, you can pick out them signals from inside a normal office building. I've never seen it done, but is certainly feasible. Maybe these guys have done it.
    c) Cell phone location systems are widely available (e.g. Cambridge Positioning Systems) but only work in areas of high population (lots of base stations to triangulate from). Luckily this is exactly complementary to GPS which tends to work best away from buildings. Maybe cell phone location is also used here - but then they would have probably claimed that since it would be pretty novel.

    1. Re:Working indoors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      http://www.navtechgps.com/seminars/sem218.asp
      htt p://www.globallocate.com/
      http://www.snaptrack.co m/

      The keys are - more correlators and wireless aiding.

      You can increase the integration time to over a minute and it doesn't require that you remain absolutely stationary. You can't increase _coherent_ integration beyond 20 ms however.

  91. Kidproof eh? by Mr.roboto · · Score: 1

    When I was 15 I got my first set of bolt cutters, don't talk to me about "kid proof" unless you've got 1/2 inch of steel or the likes backing you up, I could break most ANYTHING when I was a kid, no problem even without the bolt cutters. Hell, I even had a set of handcuffs that didn't work quite right I broke off a kiddie's arm (really long story, best not asked about) Bolt cutters took it off with little trouble, I doubt this will be anywhere near as good as handcuffs either. All in all I'd say no substitute for parents.

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  92. Re:To be fair... Maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IT IS NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU A GPS LOCK.

    no way in hell no how, I dont care what they try with it.

    if it relies on gps in any form it will fail easily. plus.... wrap the "watch" or even arm in tinfoil and call it done.

  93. Copy Cats by jhines0042 · · Score: 2

    If these things catch on, how long before we start to see a company marketing a cheaper version that doesn't have all of the same functionality as the real watch, but looks exactly the same and includes a sticker that says, "this watch monitored by ChildWatchGroup".... you know, as a deterrent.

    Its the same theory as putting security system signs in your front yard, it makes it more likely that a burglar will go somewhere else.

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  94. PCS network by essaunders · · Score: 1

    My concern is the reliance on the PCS network. While the claim 'nation-wide' and all, it really isn't and probably won't be any time soon (too expensive). Does the PCS reliance mean you can only track the watch while it is along some major US highway? What happens when the wearer wanders off into some non-PCS-covered wilderness?

    1. Re:PCS network by uslennar · · Score: 1

      What happens when the wearer wanders off into some non-PCS-covered wilderness?

      You'll find a nice watch is a steaming pile of bear offal.

  95. A watch is too easy to detect and remove by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 2

    When will someone come up with a chip I can implant in junior's head that will do all this stuff?

    /sarcasm

    1. Re:A watch is too easy to detect and remove by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2

      You can get tooth implants with radio trackers.

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  96. Lateline: The Tragedy of Overworried Parents by Anarchofascist · · Score: 1
    Out here in SoCal we had thousands and thousands of posters with Danielle Van Damme's picture on it until she was found, dead...

    An excellent rule of thumb for determining how likely something is to happen to you, is the media coverage.

    If there's wall-to-wall coverage of a tragic event happening to a single person, and everyone in the state knows the person's name and the names of their five nearest relatives, there is little or no risk of it happening to you or anyone you know. For example, Danielle's tragic case. (one in tens of millions).

    If a tragic event happens which gets a regular slot on the news, and the victims are not named, then there is a slight risk of it happening. Examples include car accidents, tornadoes, drug overdose and terrorism in Israel. (one in a few hundred thousand)

    If something tragic happens so often that to announce it on the news would be completely redundant, and we are left with overwhelming numbers that cannot be comprehended, or if everyone knows it is happening but is uncomfortable talking about it, then it is something to be deeply worried about. Examples include heart disease, tobacco, cancer, alcohol abuse. (one in ten).

    In short, I hope I have presented a good argument in favour of being worried about personal consequences of a tragic event in inverse proportion to the amount of media coverage.

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  97. Kids my ass... by neo · · Score: 2

    I want one for my wife! God knows where she ends up and it's a bear trying to tack her down. Now if only it worked internationally.

  98. Statistics dont mean shit when it's your kid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unless youre an uncaring asshole then what's the point either way. Just ask John Walsh (America's Most Wanted). Protecting your children from threat should be your #1 priority. If this makes you feel more secure then more power to you. BTW times change. There are more crimes against children that are *reported*. This isn't to say actual crime against children has increased it is just more publicized. However, awareness of more crime and the actual numbers can be more scary for a parent.

  99. Doesn't PROTECT anyone by st0rmshad0w · · Score: 2

    "Wherify's GPS Personal Locator helps keep loved ones safe"

    OK, so how exactly do they back this claim up? It does nothing to PREVENT something from happening to the wearer. Just another after-the-fact tool to help find the (hopefully alive) body and build a case against the criminal. Like unwatched security cameras.

    Not that I don't see uses for it, but the marketing is WAY off. This thing would be great for people like hikers in remote regions, or skiers and the like. It'd be much more helpful in locating those who are simply LOST, perhaps victims of accidental injury or foul weather, than as an anti-crime device.

    1. Re:Doesn't PROTECT anyone by Wiseazz · · Score: 1

      I think it's the first 24 hrs. that are critical in a missing persons case (consulting my CSI factoids here). If that's the case, then this device COULD help protect a child... by finding them quickly.

      It would be better if the device could be hidden... prehaps a shigawire coil in the hair? (obscure dune reference).

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  100. The Great Outdoors on one's own by RTHeath · · Score: 5, Insightful
    First, I'm suprised /. is just picking up on this now -- Whereify's been around for a long time, working on this for a couple years.

    Here's my 2 cents -- while I agree with the privacy advocates that there limits (at some point kid's old enough to take care of himself, deserving of privacy, etc), I also think that for younger kids this device is very useful. When I was two, I followed my grandfather's beagle into the woods when he turned his back for a second. I was gone all afternoon, and luckily was found before dark.

    I now live on the same property. It backs up to a huge state forest and mountains, and I hope my son (coming up on his first birthday now) will someday enjoy the same hiking, exploring, climbing and wandering that I did growing up (/. will be for rainy days!). A device like this would make me feel a LOT more secure about letting him ramble solo. Looking back, I did a lot of stupid things when I was 8 or 10, playing soldiers and running & jumping from rock to rock, climbing too high by myself in trees, not watching out for snakes on sunny rocks, etc. It's easy for a kid to get hurt and immobilized, and when you're talking about a couple thousand acres, finding them is not easy. Hell, this is exactly the kind of device that serious climbers, hikers and backpackers wear on purpose for exactly that reason - they want to be found if they're injured!

    I want my kid to grow up competent and able to handle himself outdoors, and to feel that I trust him to go out exploring on his own (at an appropriate age), but at the same time, if you can ameliorate some of the risk through technology, why not? It's not like this device is going to be permanently implanted; at some point, they'll outgrow it.

    1. Re:The Great Outdoors on one's own by jcoy42 · · Score: 1

      I live in Tucson, AZ. 15 minutes north of here is a huge national forest and about every 3 or 4 years, someone's kid gets lost up there.

      It's not hard. You walk about a block and you are totally out of sight in the rocks, trees, & brush.

      Usually, they find the kid, sometimes in an hour, sometimes in a day, sometimes in a week, sometimes a couple of years later. This is a bad thing, there's not really much water up there.

      I personally think this watch is a great idea for such trips. If you could rent them at the ranger station at the base of the mountain, that would do wonders for income- they've recently added a $10/trip, $20/year pass fees for the range. I'd much rather see them taking in income for a tangible service the charge for wanting to get out of the city.

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    2. Re:The Great Outdoors on one's own by seanadams.com · · Score: 2

      Hell, this is exactly the kind of device that serious climbers, hikers and backpackers wear on purpose for exactly that reason - they want to be found if they're injured!

      Sure... if you happen to do your serious climbing and hiking within a few miles of a cell tower. How's your reception across those 1000 acres out back?

    3. Re:The Great Outdoors on one's own by RTHeath · · Score: 1
      Getting better all the time, unfortunately... the ridge I'm referring to is the highest point in the area and made the most obvious target for well over a dozen towers now. Looks like hell. I live in the northeast, and it's becoming increasingly difficult to find cell-dead real estate.

      Personal Locator Beacons have been widely available from hiking and mountaineering clubs for some time now. The only major differences between the Wherify and PLBs are the frequency of transmission and the infrastructure. Oh yeah - and how they bill you for service.

  101. My perspective (as a father-to-be) by jht · · Score: 3, Insightful

    My wife and I are expecting our first child in about three months. It'll be a couple of years before we have to worry about the wandering problem, but I, for one, am willing to give this product a long, serious look when that time comes. In fact, I had talked (half-jokingly) with a friend of mine about building something similar a few years ago.

    Why am I interested? It's not that I need to know where he'll be 24/7. It's not because I want to track him as a teenager. It's because children disappear just often enough that it's something I'll worry about in the back of my mind until the day he leaves for college. And a device like this is something that might help prevent that from happening. I really see it as something where, if I used it, it would be during the toddler years - when he could wander off on his own in a flash without thinking twice about it. I'm more worried about his getting lost than I am about someone snatching him, and the odds are much better that he'll get harmlessly lost. But it's still a nice way to let child's first watch increase his mom and dad's comfort level.

    Start putting them in adult watches, and then I'll worry about privacy issues. When my child is old enough to be aware of privacy, it's time to give him a regular watch.

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    1. Re:My perspective (as a father-to-be) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Josh, as a new father I can tell you the sad news...
      There are no tech solutions to help with parenting!
      Baby monitors are useless, automatic swinging chairs to put them to sleep don't work, etc. The only thing that works is hours and hours of person-to-person time (either you or your wife with baby). Babies (and young kids) like skin contact and face time and they accept no substitute. As men and geeks we look for a tech solutions but take it from me there isn't one... which is fine in a way - a humbling change. Your kid isn't going to out of adult contact for at least three years.
  102. Another non-article reader by Christopher+Bibbs · · Score: 2

    If you had read the original article, you would have noticed that the device has PCS connectivity so it can call out and let its information be known.

    1. Re:Another non-article reader by AndroidCat · · Score: 2
      If it wasn't two-way, the 911 feature won't be much use, would it? :^)

      Actually, a nice feature would be the ability to send something a bit less drastic than a 911 request. Like being able to send an acknowledgement to a page: "Dinner's ready, come home now.", "Okay". (Or signal a remote PC to take a location snapshot.)

      Hmm, how about an adult version for peadophiles on parole? Program in all the local school yards, etc, sample every few minutes and trigger an alarm if he gets too close.

      Scarey police state possiblities...

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    2. Re:Another non-article reader by compwiz3688 · · Score: 1

      Hmm, how about an adult version for peadophiles on parole?

      Aren't they using that for abusive husbands and such but using a foot ring thingy?

    3. Re:Another non-article reader by Atryn · · Score: 1

      Yes, the largest all-digital PCS network? Sounds like Sprint to me... I guess getting lost in the woods won't help... does this thing roam onto analog? :)

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    4. Re:Another non-article reader by Lord+of+the+Files · · Score: 1

      Hmm, how about an adult version for peadophiles on parole? Program in all the local school yards, etc, sample every few minutes and trigger an alarm if he gets too close.

      This is actually already being done. I read somewhere about GPS tracking being used to monitor convicted pedophiles. They claimed that they had enough accuracy to catch a guy who slowed down driving past the house of his granddaughter (who he'd previously sexually abused, and was supposed to have no contact with).

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  103. US government by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

    How long before the US government starts bitching about these like they bitched about the Euro-GPS system because its a "national security risk" lol.
    'Oh no, a terrorist strapped it to a bomb loaded on a plane and blew it up when it reached the target...' oh god, now i'm just trolling, and trying to start a flame about the US government.. mod me down please... :(

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  104. And when your kid trades it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    to another kid for a Mickey Mouse watch...

  105. You Forgot... by Greyfox · · Score: 2
    Seize Kid, hack wrist off with hacksaw.

    And I'm sure the kids will quickly learn that a sufficiently strong magnetic field or electric shock will permanently addle the electronics of this thing. When I was young, I had a magnet capable of picking up a man hole cover (We tried it once.) You can create a static charge capable of frying any electronics I personally have run across with the zapper from one of those static-electric cigarette lighters.

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  106. Teather by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not use something like this for someone just out of the slammer and on parole. No Fuss no Muss. Wonder if it could be *implanted*!

  107. I might get one for my dog by shift8key · · Score: 1

    $35/month seems cheaper than the $25 retrieval fee the pound charges if she runs away more than twice a month. Waterproof, too. Just the ticket for an active canine.

  108. Don't Know Much About... by virg_mattes · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...psychopathology, do you? Since most abusers don't choose their victims at random (more than 90 percent of victims know their attackers), this logic is badly flawed and is a good reason why this device is a bad idea, since it fosters a false sense of security.

    Virg

    1. Re:Don't Know Much About... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe not, but he probably knows more about parental psychology that all you book learned idiot savants put together. The company is there to sell this to parents who don't want their kid to be the next headline.

    2. Re:Don't Know Much About... by cperciva · · Score: 2

      I know that perfectly well. As I said, we're talking about a market consisting of irrational people.

  109. childhood rights by loveandpeace · · Score: 1

    i don't see this as invasive. it's not as though it's an implant or something. and frankly, when i go hiking with my adult friends, we use various methods to keep track of each other. there is another principle on /. that we hold to be true: the technology isn't the problem -- bad application of it is. personally, i wouldn't have minded my parents being able to know where i was, not at 5 or 15 or 25. but then, i had an amazing amount of autonomy, too. let's all remember that a 15 year old can't be 'locked' into a watch or anything else and give them some credit, even if their parents dont deserve any.

  110. Alzheimers by IamSorrow · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This technology would be great for the people who have Alzheimers and other related illnesses, where they wander off.

  111. Not for abductions by FJ · · Score: 1

    I would think that large amusement parks (i.e. Disney World) would be the best initial target. Similar to the two-way radios some offer now. For parents with large families it would be more of a piece-of-mind thing than anything else.

    Of course, the small children I know would probably start screaming 5 seconds after they realize that you put something strange on them they can't take off. Lots of kids have a real problem with stuff like that because on a hot summer day it will bother them.

  112. So how do they assure line-of-sight? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Haven't read the article, but unless you are afraid of your kid being lost, wandering outdoors with no trees or buildings obscuring the line-of-sight necessary to track the satellites, I can't see this working.

    If the kid is indoors, inside a car, or in dense foilage, the tracking device won't work.

    You could solve this by applying a large antenna, but that would make it non-tamper-proof, since someone could just wreck the antenna.

  113. Re:Since we're on the GPS + Wristwatches subject.. by Kredal · · Score: 1
    Casio PAT2GP-1V GPS Satellite NAVI

    It's 500 dollars though... has a bunch of really cool features for the uber GPS geek. (:

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  114. Well by Don+Tobin · · Score: 1

    There have been a few movies which referenced wrist devices that relayed information back to loved ones - though I can't remember the titles of them at the moment . . .

    Our youth is the most discriminated demographic around the world and the free democracies are not excluded. It's logically held under the basic premise that children aren't experienced enough to live their lives wisely, make coherent decisions, or defend themselves until their bodies and minds have fully developed.

    Maybe some good could come out of a device *like* this. Of course parents want to track young ones, but like a security blanket (Woobie?) some kids would love to know where their parents are, or if they're even alive (dare I breach the spooky thread). Make it passive so a kid who wants privacy can shut it off completely or partially. Add some telemetry so we can all have something to worry about if a loved one's heart rate suddenly sputters.

    Most of all, give it a silk lining so it can replace all the torn up beaten down overused woobies in the world today :D

    1. Re:Well by Mr.Spaz · · Score: 1

      For the particularly sadistic: Figure out the signal to send to the device for the "Uh-oh, mom just died!" notification to pop up. Then build a little black box transmitter and cruise by a school during recess. :)

  115. I want some in afghanistn ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    preferably implanted into guys who are released or "escape" ..scurry into caves and then the signal is sent to explode the implant and the dump too. woo!

  116. Prevention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know what would have done a lot more to prevent that situation than a GPS wristwatch? A little parental involvement.

    Unless those teenagers ripped the child from the parent's kung-fu grip, there was negligence on the part of the parent. Anyone who leaves a three year old unattended in a shopping center is shirking their parental duties. Not only are you exposing your child to danger, but you are exposing the store and your fellow shoppers to your child's uncontrolled behavior.

    While we're on the topic of parental involvement, let's take a look at the parents of the teenage abductors. Failure to properly raise a child, to the point where the child has no concept that abduction and torture are morally wrong, constitutes gross parental negligence.

    No amount of technology is going to correct bad parenting. In fact, it will probably just make it worse.

  117. A Better and Cheaper Idea. by evilviper · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The best way to protect your child or yourself is to give them a de-activated cell-phone.

    Go out and but a cell-phone (can be damn cheap) and use it for the first month or whatever they require. After that, cancel the service. Far too few people realize that even an unserviced cell-phone MUST be able to call 911. Older cellphones might be difficult to locate, but newer ones come with GPS with the very intent that emergency personell may locate the origin of the emergency call.

    Now, that may not be an option for extremely young children, but after they can talk, the first thing every kid has hammered into his head is how to call 911.

    So, you have a much less potentially intrusive option, which just happens to not cost you anything per month.

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    Slashdot gets worse every day... Pipedot: News for nerds, without the corporate slant
    1. Re:A Better and Cheaper Idea. by Dominic_Mazzoni · · Score: 3, Informative
      Also check out this website where you can purchase emergency cell phones, or reprogram an existing cell phone to work that way. Not only will it dial 911 (as all cell phones do, with or without a service plan), but with a credit card, you can dial ANY number for a little less than $2 a minute - but with no monthly service fee.

      If you don't use it, it costs nothing, but if you're really in trouble, you can call any number you want, and pay only for what you use.

    2. Re:A Better and Cheaper Idea. by GSloop · · Score: 2

      This doesn't work if the individual is incapacitated.

      I am a climber, and envisioned such a device about 6 years ago. Started some initial investigation, but it's a hard device to make. Plus I have better things to do. Perhaps I could have been rich?

      Anyhow.

      Cheers!

  118. HOLY SHIT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A post on /. that actually uses lose correctly instead of loose. Simply amazing.

  119. Re:To be fair... Maybe by arivanov · · Score: 1, Troll

    They did not intend to do reasearch. This is a sell for the paranoic-pshychotic market. Any sane person will ask himself the question "does this really work".

    --
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  120. Low-tech solution by waldeaux · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So, why can't the abductor (who is overwhelmingly a non-custodial parent, other relative, or boyfriend/girlfriend[*]) just cut the thing off with a pair
    of snippers?

    Even if it's the classic melodrama of seedy pervert hanging around the mall looking for the random abductee, it's a case of 1) find person; 2) grab person; 3) snip off watch; 4) toss in garbage.
    Meanwhile the idiotic parents, completely self-absorbed in their deluded state of irresponsibility, just think that Johnnie is taking an awfully long time at Sbarro's...

    [*] in this situation the kidnapped has run away or eloped, and the parents attempt to stop it from happening by filing charges of kidnapping on the other party.

    1. Re:Low-tech solution by j1mmy · · Score: 1

      And even if the watch is too tough to cut off, children's arms don't put up much resistance against a good saw.

    2. Re:Low-tech solution by KillboyPHD · · Score: 1

      If you'd bothered reading the article, you'd know that any tampering with the watch would instantly cause a notification sent out with the time and GPS location of the child.

      I.e. you wouldn't think that "Johnnie is taking an awfully long time at Sbarro's...", you'd think that "Something bad happened to Johnnie! He was last seen here!"

      --
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    3. Re:Low-tech solution by Mr.Spaz · · Score: 1

      Saw? You think there's enough time for a saw? MACHETE!

    4. Re:Low-tech solution by Winged+Cat · · Score: 1

      Gruesome, but practical - especially for a lot of the sickos this device is supposed to guard against. Nice one. :)

    5. Re:Low-tech solution by waldeaux · · Score: 2
      If you'd bothered reading the article,

      ...which of course I did, your sarcasm aside...

      you'd know that any tampering with the watch would instantly cause a notification sent out with the time and GPS location of the child.

      ... which would tell you "Johnnie was last seen atthe Sbarros at 12:17". I'll leave you the homework of figuring out why that's only marginally helpful. Hints: 1) consider how much attention is payed to car alarms; 2) consider that parents are known to drop kids off places and then leave them there --- there's a code for this at Wal-Mart ("kid abandoned in store while parents have left the building [to shop somewhere else]")...; 3) consider the size of some malls and the time required to get from point A to point B, and the time necessary to flee the scene (not to mention the people hired to keep the place secure).


      ... are you still certain that the product isn't fraught with problems?

  121. What they didn't say here is.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can actually map out where your kid went during the day and plot it out on a map on mapquest type service. Gee can't wait to see what my little daughter has been doing while she says she is at school(jk), wait don't these things sound awfully close to what they put on prisoners ankles when they are under house arrest?????? SCARY!!!!!!

  122. And of course... by Spinality · · Score: 1

    ...most missing kids haven't actually been abducted, they're just lost -- wandered away at the mall, followed the wrong adult, etc., and are scared shitless that they can't find their parents. As the other comments in this thread point out, like most technologies this has upsides and downsides, depending on whether the parents are morons or not.

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    -- We all have enough strength to endure the misfortunes of other people. La Rochefoucauld
  123. Special Offer! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Order two watches and get a free membership to the Hitler Youth, er Americore.

  124. Think about this by 3ryon · · Score: 2

    If there server is ever compromised it would be the ultimate tool for someone looking to abduct a child. For someone in the know, I don't think the 'locked wristband' would put up much resistance to a pair of wire cutters.

  125. Yeah, look how you turned out too by DennisInDallas · · Score: 1

    I don't see any way that this device could be construed as the enactment of an irrational law.

    I don't see any feature of the device that would limit it to use on children by parents, either. It would seem to be that any kid w/ $400 & $35/mo. could just as easily use this to track their wayward parent. Earl could use it to track his gal.

    Until you have a government agency using it there isn't an issue of law. Unless you're proposing legislation to prohibit employers from compelling employees to carry this type of pager - I guess there would be no reason to make those lockable... we'll just fire you if you take it off. Trucking companies already put tracking devices in the trucks, putting a tracking device in a pager doesn't seem to be much different, just lighter (of course the Qualcomm unit has a little terminal and provides two-way communication).

    I think it's a novel device. I am also quite annoyed by childless "parent consultants" with advice on what parents aught to do, think or feel and an unwillingness to implement what they propose.

    As to Kevin's upbringing: I intend to, and have, implemented a better methodology of child rearing than my parents did. This is easily quantifiable by the achievements of my progeny compared to my humble accomplishments.

  126. My house, my rules, regardless of age by swb · · Score: 2

    Amen. I don't give a shit if you're 16 or 61, if you live in MY house you live by MY rules. If you pay me rent SOME of the rules are negotiable. That's why its MY house and not YOUR house.

    1. Re:My house, my rules, regardless of age by SLi · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      And when you live in the country where *I* am the president, you live by my *MY* rules. Right? Right. Now, let us in and we'll install the camera in your house. Welcome to United Soviet States of America.

    2. Re:My house, my rules, regardless of age by LordNimon · · Score: 2
      Bad analogy. The President doesn't own the country. That's why he's President, and not king or emperor. The President is a civil servant much like any other, except that he has unique and extremely important job responsibilities.

      If I wanted to, I could draft up a constitution for my house, and have all of my family members ratify it. Then we would use a voting system to determine policy. Of course, with only 3 people in the house, it wouldn't work out too well.

      --
      And the men who hold high places must be the ones who start
      To mold a new reality... closer to the heart
    3. Re:My house, my rules, regardless of age by swb · · Score: 2

      My house, my rules is based on my property ownership of the house. Depriving me of the right to control what occurs in my house is depriving me of my property. Its why property rights and private property are often considered essential for any liberty.

      The President does not personally own anything and his legal right to control private property is very limited, and his right to control government property is limited as well.

      I think in some monarchies and maybe the Roman Empire under the Caesars, the state actually BELONGED as property to the head of state, ie they were considered his personal property.

    4. Re:My house, my rules, regardless of age by SLi · · Score: 1
      Ok, I'm just rather amazed at the concept that you can't give American youngsters any responsibility at all until they move away from their parents' house and have to take the enormous burden of responsibility in a very short time. I believe it's not as prevalent here in Finland where I live, though it can be seen.

      Though I must say it seems to a foreigner like me to fit well in the mentality of taking some values like nationalism as granted (well, here in Finland we don't for example pledge allegiance to the flag in school; You still do it over there, don't you? In fact I have yet to see a Finnish school with a flag inside, except on Finnish independence day celebrations and such).

      I think my parents had a rather balanced approach regarding my privacy - sometimes I felt they were too intrusive, and in retrospect I'm *really* happy I sometimes rebelled.

    5. Re:My house, my rules, regardless of age by LordNimon · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying you shouldn't give children responsibility until they leave the home. I think that's crazy, and I'm surprised you would think I believe that. I certainly didn't say that anywhere. What I did say is that equating the President with the "man of the house" is not correct. The person who owns the house makes the rules, as if he were king.

      --
      And the men who hold high places must be the ones who start
      To mold a new reality... closer to the heart
    6. Re:My house, my rules, regardless of age by stripes · · Score: 2
      Ok, I'm just rather amazed at the concept that you can't give American youngsters any responsibility at all until they move away from their parents' house and have to take the enormous burden of responsibility in a very short time. I believe it's not as prevalent here in Finland where I live, though it can be seen.

      Most parents give their kids more responsibility and independence as they get closer to collage age (a rather large chunk of it comes when you get to driving age, and another chunk when you take a job for "real" pay, and another chunk if you manage to earn enough for your own car...or are gifted one). Still there is a rather huge step from "living at home going to high school, mostly trusted" to "living at collage and totally trusted". It's not surprising lots of people who never skipped a class in high school skip a ton of classes in collage. Or do drugs for the first time there. Or all manner of less then ideal things. Not because collage students are inherently irresponsible, but because they have gone from "a little" responsible to totally responsible in a single day. If the change were more gradual the screw ups would be smaller (I think).

      Though I must say it seems to a foreigner like me to fit well in the mentality of taking some values like nationalism as granted (well, here in Finland we don't for example pledge allegiance to the flag in school; You still do it over there, don't you? In fact I have yet to see a Finnish school with a flag inside, except on Finnish independence day celebrations and such).

      At least where I grew up we had to stop because "One nation under God" was promoting religion which the US government is not allowed to do.

      I think my parents had a rather balanced approach regarding my privacy - sometimes I felt they were too intrusive, and in retrospect I'm *really* happy I sometimes rebelled.

      I got most of my privacy after I learned how to drive. Somewhat more after I managed to buy my own car (they were fairly permissive on what I could borrow theirs for, so it wasn't a huge leap), and then the rest of it when I moved out. As far as I know my parents never searched my room...or at least they never commented on my porno collection, and I don't think I had anything else they would have objected too.

    7. Re:My house, my rules, regardless of age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And your children are your property as well? At any age?

    8. Re:My house, my rules, regardless of age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Quoting:

      and another chunk when you take a job for "real" pay

      You are among the fortunate ones whose parents did not expect them to hand over their part-time earnings. Not uncommon....
    9. Re:My house, my rules, regardless of age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      >Amen. I don't give a shit if you're 16 or 61, if you live in MY house you live by MY rules. If you pay me rent it's MY house and MY rules and blahblahblahMY big cockblahblahblah {core dump endofjob fascist crap flushed}


      Seig Heil. Asshole.

  127. Too bad its a con by heideggier · · Score: 2, Informative
    Guys this sounds like a old spam which was going around, in fact wired did an article called "The Anatomy of a Spam" here a while ago, more or less claiming the same thing. Normally, with devices called something trak run by a "Mr Benson". Basically people who were dumb enough to buy into the scam got a overpriced black box and a head full of vapour.

    Now Im not saying the tech isn't possible, or that you will not see devices like this in the future, along with the moral and social implecations of such technology blah blah blah.

    Rather that it sounds close enough to that scam to insure that one should run to the hills as fast as you can. Just as you would if they were trying to sell you broadband over powerlines or tiled LCD screens.

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    Pianist : Some jerk whos taught themselves how to type in rhythm
  128. Proposed technical enhancements to this device by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Since parental control is a very good idea, I'd like to suggest the following technical enhancements:

    - Automated real-time monitoring for presence of controlled substances in bloodstream. Avoid the work of having to snip hair samples and send them off for analysis after the fact!

    - Embedded microphone to transmit nearby sounds. Say your teenage daughter says she is going to a church youth group meeting, and then is really heading off to a drug-soaked rave. Find out quick!

    - Embedded audio output device to permit insertion of parental comments remotely. Say your daughter's sleezy boyfriend is trying to proposition her. You can immediately warn him "get your paws off my daughter or I will personally beat the crap out of you".

    - A "filter list" of the GPS coordinates of forbidden locations, with a tie in to a pain inducing wrist mechanism. Train that wayward 16 year old never to visit that sleezy boyfriend's place again! As with Web filters, companies can sell you lists of the latest forbidden locations. Keep you kids away from known satanic haunts!

    - Image recognition technology, to instantly detect the presence of a nearby pitbull and repel the pitbull by playing Patti Smith songs (it is a known scientific fact that pit bulls can't stand Patti Smith)

    This may sound draconial and even ridiculous, but nothing is too far fetched to protect even one child from these horrific fates! And if you disagree with this, every parent whose child was attacked by a pitbull will show up at your doorstep and personally beat the crap out of you!

  129. my experience by jjshoe · · Score: 2, Insightful
    i was molested at the age of 7 at my elementry school. i was just playing during the summer on a weekend and suddenly it seemed as if everyone had disapeard and only this one man was present. if i had a wrist watch where all i needed to do was press two buttons i know things would have turned out differently


    when i have kids they will be wearing this or something like this, when they get older i wont lock it on their arm but they still can use it or carry it around if they want the security

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    -- botsex is {grep;touch;strip;unzip;head;mount} /dev/girl -t {wet;fsck;fsck;yes;yes;yes;umount} {/de
    1. Re:my experience by t0qer · · Score: 2


      I'm not trying to be insensitive to your post, but I see some serious security concerns with this device that I think need to be addressed.

      GPS is an open standard, non-encrypted ect,ect. Which means anyone out there can intercept these signals and triangulate your kids position. If I were a molester, thief, whatever some rich kid with a $400 watch seems to be the perfect defenseless target. Add in the fact that I can actually track my
      victims on a video screen would make it more like a game, so I could say to myself, "My actions are not real, this is just a game".

      From what I've read on molesters, %99 of them are re-enacting what happened to them as a child, simply because they never figured out that the person that did it to them was 1 sick puppy. They're pretty
      detached from reality is basically what I'm trying to say.

      The best defense is a good offense. If you want to keep your kid safe enroll them in martial arts, TEACH THEM TO DEFEND THEMSELVES. Nothing scares one of these people more than someone that can and does fight back. An added bonus is the confidence your child will have from knowing they can defend themselves if need be.

      So basically, this may be a cool toy for geek's. I don't think it has any business on a child of mine.
      For $400 dollars and 35@mo I can get my kid some
      serious training in the martial arts that will go a lot farther than this watch.



    2. Re:my experience by dlb · · Score: 1

      "-- botsex is {grep;touch;strip;unzip;head;mount} /dev/girl -t {wet;fsck;fsck;yes;yes;yes;umount} {/dev/girl;zip;sleep}"

      What is that, your rape script? Sounds like your molestation experiences are becoming an integral part of your life.

    3. Re:my experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      i do agree with you, relying on just a gps watch is silly, but it's certainly not a bad device. the type offenders that i would be protecting my kids from, as in the case of drive up's i would say usualy arnt the brightest.


      anyone with any knowledge of computers usualy trys to get kids from the net would be my guess since, again, its like a video game probly to them


      in short im sure my kids will have a large well trained german shepard with them, but every little bit counts when it comes to my kids safety.

    4. Re:my experience by amacha · · Score: 1
      So why now? Why did *SD fail? Once you get past the fact that *BS is fragmented between a myriad of incompatible kernels, there is the historical record of failure and of failed operating systems. *BSD experienced moderate success about 15 years ago in academic circles. Since then it has been in steady decline. We all know *BSD keeps losing market share but why? Is it the problematic personalities of many of the key players? Or is it larger than their troubled personalities?

      The record is clear on one thing: no operating system has ever come back from the grave. Efforts to resuscitate *BSD are one step away from spiritualists wishing to communicate with the dead. As the situation grows more desperate for the adherents of this doomed OS, the sorrow tkes hold. An unremitting gloom hangs like a death shroud over a once hopeful *BS community. The hope is gone; a mournful nostalgia has settled in. Now is the end time for *SD.

      *BSis dyng.

  130. Who is the greatest threat to kids? by why-is-it · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Given that most of the market for such gadgets comes from the oh-no-my-child-is-going-to-be-abducted-and-torture d-by-a-paedophile market, I'd say that the locking makes perfect sense.

    Yes, but look at the facts. Parents are SO worried about strangers abducting their kids, but it would appear that parents and other adults they are in regular contact with are a FAR greater threat to kids than strangers are.

    I don't have any stats to quote yet, but most of the time you read about a court case involving sexual abuse or abduction, it is a parent or trusted adult who is the culprit. THAT is the real tragedy.

    We warn kids about strangers, we want to "street-proof" our kids, but the most dangerous people are the ones they know.

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    *** Where are we going? And what's with this handbasket?
    1. Re:Who is the greatest threat to kids? by jargoone · · Score: 1

      I don't have any stats to quote yet, but most of the time you read about a court case involving sexual abuse or abduction, it is a parent or trusted adult who is the culprit. THAT is the real
      tragedy.


      Here ya go.

  131. KIDS HAVE NO RIGHTS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Kids have no Rights UNTIL they are 18.... Unless the government wants to trial them for murder then... your an ADULT at 13!

    God Bless Geroge W. Bush!
    the Defender of Freedom!

  132. Re:To be fair... Maybe by sphealey · · Score: 2
    GPS does not work inside or in a metal car.
    My second-generation handheld unit gets a reasonable signal inside a car, unless I am driving through tall forest or downtown Chicago. Electronics have improved 1000% since I bought that thing, but OTOH a watch would have a much smaller antenna, so that probably balances out.

    Not that I think this would actually work, mind you.

    sPh

  133. I can't unlock my kid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Now they need to make the thing SNMP enabled..

    KIDJACK- Used by the police, to locate your snotty-nosed kid in under 4 days.. Get your kid back with "KIDJACK!"

  134. Thief-resistant by mazg · · Score: 1

    This thing is great if you are afraid of thieves
    First they would have to cut of your hand and if that doesn't scare them you can track them down with the GPS system.

    Too bad about the hand though!!

  135. NO! by flikx · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This right here is a perfect example of why so many good kids go bad. You can't rule your house with an iron fist .. that sort of extreme is just as likely to result in rebellion as giving them 'too much' privacy.

    A parent-child relationship should be built on trust. Just like a husband-wife relationship. Do you think it's a great idea to invest in a bunch of technology to constantly check up on your wife to make sure she remains faithful?

    When I was a kid, if my parents had imposed this sort of restriction on me, it would have sent the clear message that they don't trust me one damn bit. Maybe other people would become submissive to this sort of thing, but I'd be more of the type to reflexively trust my parents as little as they trusted me.

    Sure, you should know what your kid(s) is/are up to, and of course you have the right as the owner of the house to know what is going on under your roof. But to enforce things in this fashion is asking for disaster just as much as being a lazy, uncaring parent. There is no peace of mind in extremes. Building a trusting family is the only answer.

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    One future, two choices. Oppose them or let them destroy us.
    1. Re:NO! by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 2

      My house my rules does not suggest that the rules are restrictive. Sure you must build trust, but you don't have to be thier friend all of the time. Sometimes you have to lay down the long arm of your houses law. Kids need to know that you trust them, but you also have to make sure that they know that it is you that is the boss, not them. My parents always gave me enough string to hang myself and when I hung myself, I got punished. Did I like it? No, but I am not supposed to because it's PUNISHMENT and I screwed up! This is why me son will not have any TV or VCR in his room. The toys will be there because I have no other place for them, but he will not have a TV or Phone in his room. If there's something that he talking about on the phone that he doesn't want his parents hearing, it's usually something the parents need to hear.

      Also, teens with cell phones? Who's paying the bill? THEY ARE AT MY HOUSE AND NOT ME. Would I bail the kid out if he spent too much on his cell phone bill? Sure, but then their cell phone would become my cell phone and they'd never be allowed to have one again (unitl they show that they can be responsible). See! Responsibility because I want to show the kid I trust them with it...but when it's abused, it must be taken away. My house my rules doesn't mean and opressive set of rules unless the trust goes away. Kids can kill the trust by not following the rules. That's the consequences of not followng rules. If kids do things then don't get punished for doing the wrong things, then they never learn that there are consquences for their actions.

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      Gorkman

    2. Re:NO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, parenting like what you suggest is what creates bad kids... they need parents, not best friends.

    3. Re:NO! by rainwalker · · Score: 1

      (quote)If there's something that he talking about on the phone that he doesn't want his parents hearing, it's usually something the parents need to hear.
      (/quote)

      Not to flame you, but did you EVER have a girlfriend??? Or did you let your parents listen in on an extension to every phone conversation you had with your gf/bf? When I turned 15 and got a job (McD's, w00t!), I paid for my own internet connection, my own phone line to use that internet connection w/o disturbing the rest of the household, and I had the phone in my room. I can't imagine that my parents would have been interested in listening to any of my conversations with my significant others, nor would I have been pleased to have those conversations within their earshot. We didn't have cable or an antenna when I was a kid, but my younger brother bought a TV now that we have DirecTV, and he seems to be turning out pretty well.
      The system that my parents used (that seemed to work astonishingly well) was to treat us as though we were intelligent, responsible people, and give us all the privlidges that a normal human being would have, such as privacy, autonomity as necessary, and so on. If we proved that we were not capable of handling that level of trust, then the privlidges were removed until we proved we were capable of handling them. Interestingly enough, although many of my friends snuck out of the house to go do illicit things, and constantly violated their parents rules to do things that were not allowed, I never had to break any rules. I rarely had a set curfew, but that was because I knew to be home by 10/11 on school nights (this is high school). I never had to try to convince my parents to let me go places, I just always called them quick and let them know where I was going to be, and an approximate time range for my activity. Maybe I just had unusually reasonable parents (and we were unusually reasonable kids), but i have always been of the opinion that giving us as much freedom as we needed (within the bounds of reason) made us much more responsible. Just my 2c.

    4. Re:NO! by binarytoaster · · Score: 1

      If there's something that he talking about on the phone that he doesn't want his parents hearing, it's usually something the parents need to hear.

      HOLY SHIT. If my parents heard everything I said to my girlfriend... man, my stepdad picked up the phone on accident once for about five seconds and he's worried :P Of course, he's the only one that doesn't know that I've already done that, but that's not the POINT. Wait, part of this could be the fact that my mother treats me like a person instead of an idiot that needs to be watched over all the time.

      That could be why she didn't throw a fit when I told her too... ya think? She leaves me alone, because she trusts me not to be an idiot. In return, I act like I'm not.

      My point is, you really need to loosen up a bit. Damn. I can see this now, your son/daughter is going to ask for a phone in his/her room and you're going to say "WHY?! SO YOU CAN SET UP DRUG DEALS AND HAVE PHONE SEX?!"

      Alright, maybe this was a bit ranty, but I'm tired of parents that treat their children like they're incapable of being human and independent in any way.

  136. Do you know where your parent is? by zummythegreat · · Score: 1

    Considering the amount child neglect and abuse, maybe the parents should be the ones with the beacon.

  137. as always... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    ...you can't blame a tool for potential abuse.


    There are so many things wrong with this that I don't even know where to begin.


    Then you obviously don't have kids. I don't plan to micromanage my son's life, but I live in Florida, the child-snatching capitol of the US. (woo hoo!) He's 9 and I'd love to be able to afford to have this so I could just know he made it to and from school in one piece. I'd like to know if he's doing 75mph on I-95 south towards Miami at 3:25.


    Sure, there are plenty of asshole parents who would hide one under their 17-year-old's bike seat and bitch at them for hanging out at the local 7-11, but there are far, far more parents who would use this for good. I predict this product will do very well even at it's high intro price, and will take off exponentially just like pagers and cell phones did. (Quick recap: Just 10 years ago, pagers for non-doctors were *just* starting to spread, and cellphones were huge, crappy, and $2500. 5 years later, every 17 year old had a pager, and phones were coming down to $100. Look around today...) Most parents would *love* to have one of these, and any parent who has had a child abducted would *kill* to go back in time and have one. Just ask John Walsh.

  138. Re:To be fair... Maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > GPS does not work inside or in a metal car.
    > but gps sucks giant potatoes anywhere that is
    > not a clear open sky with high quality equipment

    That's funny...my $150 Earthmate works great in the car, and in the woods, and in the house...

    > and as a parent I would love for one of these
    > things (actually a two way pair!)

    http://www.garmin.com/products/rino/

    No monthly fee...uses FRS to beam positions back and forth.

  139. GPS works fine in a car. by raygundan · · Score: 2

    My $100 Garmin eTrex works beautifully in my car. It also works in my backpack when I go running, or from the inside of my apartment or single-story office building.

    1. Re:GPS works fine in a car. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes it does when you carefully use it. (outside it works.. duh you're outside) go inside, away from windows. Look no gps lock. in your car upside down on your seat look no GPS lock. In fact tape it to your wrist and try it .... you will find that most ofthe time it doesnt lock on. now let's add to the fact that this product being discussed has a gps recieve antenna that is 1/4 the size you have on your gps.. even less of an ability to get a fix.

      so again, yes yours works when you carefully use it. if you think carefully about this product you will know that 99.997% of the time the antenna will be severely shielded.

    2. Re:GPS works fine in a car. by vbrtrmn · · Score: 1

      A friend's boss has a bunch of those things for his business. He also has a $1000 model for his boat. One day he compared the results. The $100 model was always up to 50 meters off. That was on open water.

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    3. Re:GPS works fine in a car. by raygundan · · Score: 1

      I'll back that up. For $100, you don't get the most accurate position in the world. You'll always win with a differential gps (which you could add to this one externally) or with gps+glonass, or by standing still and waiting for the error to average out.

      Antenna makes a big difference too. This device is cheap, tiny, rugged, and waterproof, with no external antenna. It does okay. Something with a large quadrifilar antenna will knock the socks off of it.

  140. Yet another valid use.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can see Disney, or Six flags, or any of a million theme parks renting these things out for $20 a day.

    It's great, paren'ts won't lose their younger kids in the park (or anywhere for that matter), and can get a hold of their older kids for lunch and dinner, etc, And the park won't lose the watches.

    Where's the downside?

    Hmm... Do I smell a business opportunity?

    1. Re:Yet another valid use.. by morcheeba · · Score: 2

      Actually, in a controlled environment like these parks, you can do a lot better and easier. Since you control the environment, its cost effective to put more money into the infrastructure (hard to have stolen) and less into the actual braclets (easy to break)...

      Here's my idea.. Have each kid transmitter just be a simple beacon, sending out a message cdma-style every couple of seconds. Power can be small. Use triangulation to find the kids. Give them a "I'm lost" button/switch, so they can page their parents. Of course, since the parents are paying for the service and are really the ones in need of comfort, they get a receiver, too. Like a pager that beeps when the kid switches the "lost" button. They can find the kid(s) position (multiple kids!!) with either a phone call, have the nearest landmark read out on the pager, or a directional finder.

      At the exits, you can use this technology to make sure noone walks out with the tracker - limiting the park's risks even more.

  141. Clever kids and some lead foil. by raygundan · · Score: 2

    To deactivate without removing, simply wrap watch in a small piece of lead foil while wearing. This should effectively shield both GPS reception and PCS transmission of your location. Heck, aluminum foil may be good enough by itself.

  142. Re:Since we're on the GPS + Wristwatches subject.. by forged · · Score: 1
    Thanks ! This was exactly the sort of model I was hoping to find.

    Dunno about it being a Casio, though.. I have had mixed experience with them in the past.

    -f

  143. You've already lost. by Crag · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "if you are living with the parent then your[sic] subject to their rules."

    As soon as you phrase the relationship that way, you've converted it into a confrontation. It's not that what you say is false, but that resting on it does a huge disservice to everyone involved. As other posters have already stated, the child gets a clear message that they are expected to do "the wrong thing". Some of them will translate that into "I am a bad kid." It does a disservice to the parents because they have to be on guard at all times now that they've put it up. It also puts up a wall between, not around, the members of the family.

    This is true of any relationship. Overprotective boyfriends and girlfriends scare healthy lovers off. Overdefensive companies (how many stables did you use?) frustrate and drive off their best employees. Churches, clubs, and governments are all the same. Relationships built on mutal respect are FAR stronger and more effective than those built on fear or force. The age and genetic relationship of the individuals involved is of minor importance in the analysis.

    Any parent who straps a GPS locator on a child over 10 has probably already failed to build the trust which should come naturally from being trustworthy and ever-present.

    [Disclaimer: My parents didn't watch me closely, but I ran away to live with my (then 28yo) sister when I was 16 anyway. I'm 28 and have no children of my own yet. My view is clearly biased.]

  144. Don't treat your kid like a criminal by T1girl · · Score: 2

    How about one for parents instead? It seems to me there are a lot more parents AWOL than there are kids. Kids/teens need to be able to go off with their friends and do stuff their parents don't know about. Didn't you? How else will they ever grow up if they don't get a chance to try things on their own? A good parent will instill some sense of right and wrong, some common sense, and some mutual trust and respect. About the only good thing I can see coming out of this is encouraging little minds to figure out ways to thwart/disable/remove the device.

  145. BIG questions. Big Dilemmas. Welcome to Real Life by Eredas · · Score: 1

    Firstly, which swine stole my Handle?? Having waded through two pages of replies and waited for my account to register, I've had plenty of time to mull over what I wanted to put in this reply. There are many points that need to be addressed and many misconceptions that should also be corrected. I do apologise for the somewhat long and drawn out post, but my two pen'orth is a BIG tuppence. Firstly, from the technical perspective, after all that is the bent of Slashdot: 1.) GPS. Ha-ha-bloody-har. Any of you people go maountaineering, fell running, rockclimbing? The first people who will laugh at you when you suggest GPS for finding anything smaller than a building the size of a scyscraper are mountain rescue teams. Why? Because the whole point of GPS is that it works by grid reference, and uses a satellite in low-earth orbit to make that reference. With me so far? Well, guess what. The smallest unit of measurement that a GPS unit can reference is between 10 and one hundred metres, depending upon the surrounding clutter. One hundred metres!! That's the length of a soccer pitch. Go on. I challenge you, you find anything person-sized in up to 10,000 sqaure metres of clutter. You're a better man than I, and as part of my self defence training, I've had 8 years of situational awareness and observation training. From the aforementioned rescue team example, that area makes the use of GPS personal safety systems almost stupid. 2.) Based on point 1: The chances of you finding someone who has just 'wandered' away in this situation, especially indoors are at best, slim. Now you go out into the street. A nice, busy NY city street, with cars flying by in both directions. Any one of those cars could have your child in. It's not a pleasant thought, and even less pleasant when you realise that the signal would be very dilute, inside a moving FARADAY CAGE. 3.) This is NOT Enemy Of The State. Most of what you see in that movie, and I'm ashamed that the scientifically minded do not realise it, is many years hence. Indeed, tracking targets down to the nearest grid reference with that level of speed requires some serious power control hardware and software, and processing power. I saw a Physics professor take that film apart, using nothing more than first principles. It's nice to see that the researchers bothered doing the maths. At the time of release, the kind of power station required to facilitate all that ALU horsepower and telecomms was about the size of two forty foot trailers, side by side - that's just the powerpack. NASA aren't launching payloads anywhere near that big. 4.) There is no such thing as kid-proof. 5.) There is certainly no such thing as maniac-proof. 6.) And, as an aside, for the poster who brought Jamie Bulger's case into this - I agree, it was a horrific case. I'm not just saying this a reasearch student who reads the papers... I'm inquisitive by nature, and nowhere near as blasé or judgmental as many would like my tone of voice to suggest, but I make sure I know all I can find out before I get on my soapbox. The case was savage... The reason it was so huge and terrified parents all over the country was because nothing of its kind had happened before. That it was such a new thing was why so many were up in arms. Parents, mine included, and I was more than old enough to look after myself when this happened, were suddenly painfully aware that it wasn't just adults who were capable of hurting their children, but other children as well. The world wasn't that safe for their offspring in the first place, but now it was even less so. Which brings me around to the way humans think: 7.) There is no sensible reason for the way parents behave. The decisions you make, we all make when it comes to children, are not logical. We don't make them because we've weighed up the options, we make them because the last two million years has bred the majority of us to be terrified of losing the next generation, as they are necessary for the continuation of our species. Exactly the same reasons cause babies, who will put anything in their mouths to suddenly stop eating things as they become toddlers, finicky to the point of distraction. The very same foodstuff will be refused if served mashed instead of whole, or vice versa... That's a genetic thing - preservation of the child. In days gone, toddlers who could perambulate suddenly became clingy, and panicked if a recognised adult was not about. They wouldn't eat anything unless they hd tried it before - ensured it was safe. This all goes to show that humans as a species have come no further as animals... We've just got bigger, nicer houses and a better healthcare policy. We're still animals, partially ruled by instinct. That's why this debate has aroused so much scorn from the parents who've lashed out at those they've assumed have no children because of what they've said, and an equal volume of venom from the camp that preaches the use of logic. I have two brothers, both of whom I have helped bring up. I have no children of my own, but have had plenty of input in bringing up the children of friends and family. I haven't got the genetic parent-offspring bond, and I know that therefore I don't have the irrational response of parents to things even vaguely threatening to their children. I'm not knocking it. It's kept us here for millenia, and without it we wouldn't have got this far. I just hope that if and when I have kids, I step back to think, and let them have that space. Maybe I'm a bit better equipped to be that safety net for them, maybe not, some people are naturally alert, all the time... The last thing I want is for my kids to be scared to cross the street. I want to be able to trust their judgment when they make decisions for themselves. And, now the more unpleasant aspects. namely the society bent: 1.) I have serious ethical questions about a company that markets a glorified toy for a safety purpose, especially a device with the concerns already highlighted. What worries me further is that the use of these things, as pointed out by previous posters, is that their use may become commonplace. I don't mean overnight, but as soon as one parent in a school playground says to another "Oh, I went out and bought yada for my little Matthew," irrespective of the cost, or the fact that it'll only run for x number of hours without a recharge, or that little Matthew doesn't wear it all the time, soon all the children in the class will have one. They are expensive. Fragile, irrespective of what the idiot marketing department says. And most importantly, they are a worry to parents who don't have one for their child and can't afford one. Imagine the social stigma of NOT equipping your child with an expensive waste-of-time. The paranoia of a parent who doesn't have one for their child and the worry about not knowing where they are at all times. That's before you even consider that most parents won't know where their child is even with one of these technicolour b*st*rds on (pardon me). This kind of device lulls people into a false sense of security, whether or not they want to admit it, much like having an overdraft facility on you bank account does: "no, I won't go over." Garbage. 2.) Suppose you have one. You normally don't ask you child to wear it, except when in open places, such as the mall, or the seaside, etc. Okay; in school, they're with the teacher, at home they're with you, or a friend at a friend's parent's house. In those public places, they may become separated from you. But what if little Matthew forgot to put it on, or you forgot to put it on and set it to active? Just this once? Little Matthew's mommy, tearfully explaining to Police that she forgot, just this once. People are LAZY. It's what's kept us at the top of the evolutionary ladder. Unfortuately, sometimes it's also our undoing. 3.) Schools may not even allow your child to wear it, as it as a form of pager and telecomms tool. They are not liable for the child's possessions, so may insist, from the point of view of the school's area board, that the item is removed, if not for lessons, then certainly for PE, where the risk of damage is too great. Which brings us to... 4.) Theft. It WILL happen. After all, isn't one of the suggested applications of this ting, to prevent crimes? The manufacturer acknowledges that there are bad people out there. 5.) The previously raised spectre of Mr. Franklin's conjecture about liberty and security. He has a point. I worry about the mentality of the state, to allow those who wail to influence their decisions and white papers. We have too many laws already passed if only to sate parents who were invariably the cause of the problem, through negligence. Sarah Payne? If it wasn't her, then another poor child whose parents allowed them to go off somewhere. This isn't losing a child - this is telling them to make a journey, unsupervised, over some distance and past many strange people and houses. There is a difference, it is salient, and more often then not, deadly. 6.) Contiunuing from 5: What happens when those suits in charge decide that we've softened enough to tag us all? I have a 5 litre vat of industrial strength whoopass here for the first idiot who says, "But if we've done nothing wrong, we have nothing to hide." Hide from whom, dammit?? Positions of power attarct those who are morally repugnant and open to corruption. Absolute power doesn't corrupt absolutely, because those with sense realise the danger of power and shy from too much. Invariable, the dishonest try to come to power, because it is their natural element. Look at Congress. Or The Houses of Parliament. You only have to speak to a Lawyer / Solicitor / Barrister / Police Officer to realise that not all Police Officers or Federal / Government investigators are entirely honest either. It's why they took the job. Anyway. That's how I see it. Feel free to respond. I apologise for missing anyhthing, and for my tone in some parts, but this kind of subject arouses a certain degree of passion in, me if nothing more than because I worry about the state of mankind... Falanx, signing off.

  146. Don't screw around... by Mannerism · · Score: 1

    ...just go straight for subcutaneous implantation. Hey, it worked great on my cat.

  147. Re:To be fair... Maybe by cdub · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...cannot do now because the ratio of sickos/idiots to normal has over tripled...

    I doubt that this ratio has ever changed. But I do believe that our paranoia about sickos/idiots has probably tripled since the 70's.

  148. Not just for children by MrHectibus · · Score: 0

    Perfect for kids.. and their fathers too :\

  149. But did anyone consider... by Klowner · · Score: 1

    ...instead of paying $400 for this huge wristwatch shaped GPS/CarAlarm/Toothbrush, just go buy a $25 one made out of solid plastic without any actual guts to it.. Not following me? Think about this.

    (this only applys to the abduction scenario)
    1. Weirdo perverts who steal children now know about this GPS/CarAlarm/Toothbrush wrist device.

    2. Weirdo perverts who steal children will now to avoid kids wearing oversized wrist watches.

    3. Weirdo perverts who steal children, don't know if the device your child is wearing has any actual functionality to it. (maybe put a blinking LED on it somewhere just for looks).

    Someone better open a store that sells plastic giant fake wrist bands which only contain a locking mechanizm.

    Klowner

  150. RTFM Please by Dirk+Pitt · · Score: 5, Informative
    Before spreading silly uninformed FUD, you might go read the website.

    Whack the kid over the head from behind; remove watch at leisure. [etc]
    The website clearly says that interfering with the device automatically initiates a tracking of the last location of the device and informs the parents.

    possible abuses, not by law enforcement, but by psychotic parents
    Again, RTFM. The parents must specifically request for the child to be tracked--I don't think they're going to sit in front of their computer and on the phone, constantly requesting for child tracking. No doubt this is only used for stress situations, like an alarm company does--my 10 year old was supposed to walk to my neighbor's house, and is nowhere to be found, etc. I don't think any parent's going to be locking these Pikachu-looking devices on a 17 year old's wrist. And if they are, the kid definately has bigger problems to worry about than privacy.

    Look, all doubters who love to flame based on Michael's half-baked criticism, just read the damn web pages for these stories before you go on an orgy of digital/children's rights protesting.

    1. Re:RTFM Please by AndroidCat · · Score: 2
      Whack the kid over the head from behind; remove watch at leisure. [etc]
      The website clearly says that interfering with the device automatically initiates a tracking of the last location of the device and informs the parents.

      Why remove it? A little aluminum foil would do the trick. (So always tell your kid never to accept aluminum foil from strangers!)

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    2. Re:RTFM Please by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 2

      The website clearly says that interfering with the device automatically initiates a tracking of
      the last location of the device and informs the parents.


      Okay, this example is pretty sick, but since we're talking about creeps who abduct and abuse children to start with...

      What if the bastard hacks off the kid's arm, with the watch intact?

      ANY protection measure CAN be circumvented.

    3. Re:RTFM Please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The website clearly says that interfering with the device automatically initiates a tracking of the last location of the device and informs the parents.

      That would be a good thing if taken seriously. Obviously the bad guy isn't going to wait around for the cops to arrive, but early warning could help a lot.

      However, these things had better be extremely well designed to prevent false alarms, or they'll wind up being taken as seriously as car alarms.

  151. of course.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    since 90% of abductions are done by parents, this tool will have very little effect.

  152. What a great idea ... hmmm by CrackerJackz · · Score: 1

    Well, here is my 2 cents :

    What I find truly scary about this watch is that if it were widely used it will raise an entire generation of people that find it perfectly "ok" to have an "authority figure" attach a locating device to them that they cant remove, hell while we're at it we might as well mandate them for adults as well, after all I watched the news last night and there was a 30 something' year old lady that disappeared as well, if we had a "wonderful government program" that had mandated that every citizen we forced to ware on of these *great* devices this tragedy could have been avoided ... would be great for tracking all those undesirable people that speed on the highway as well since gps units can calculate speed on-the-fly ...I for one, don't appreciate a fast chunk of my personal freedoms being remove for the benefit of a few people, no matter for noble the cause might be.

    I truly am now fearful of the future, for it seems Orwell might have been right... he just missed 1984 by a few years...

  153. Re:To be fair... Maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so you keep it on your seat or on your center console? where it's shielded from the sky or do you keep it on the dash where it can see throught the windshield? It is silly to expect that the wearer will keep an arm sticking toward a window. and no gps on the planet can see through a metal car roof.

  154. Re:To be fair... Maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Um, no it doesn't. not in how this watch device will be placed in your car. place your gps on it's side on the car seat. it wont lock on.

    and no kid is going to ride in the car with his arm placed on the dashboard pointing up... like your gps spends it's life in your car working.

    Already everyone here has no clue how this device will not work. It wont work in a house or car because it will not be carefully placed in a window or right side up.

  155. this would be great for dogs and bikes by SethJohnson · · Score: 2


    while i don't have objections to people putting this device on small children, i think the real boom for such a device would be to track dogs. talk to any person who lost a dog and i'll bet you have found someone who wishes they had this device on that dog collar.

    yes, this is a very expensive tracking device for a dog. one thing that would make it way cheaper would be to get rid of the cellphone part. if you lived in a town where they had wireless ethernet (yes, a huge infrastructure that needs to happen now, and not just for this purpose), you could build a unit to hang on the dog's collar that would periodically check for local networks, grab an ip address, then ping your home server to let you know the dog's location. of course, this requires some kind of IP mapping that lays down over a real city map, but that shouldn't be too big of a challenge. with the citywide wireless, things like a lojak device for bikes suddenly becomes way cheaper. because the bike won't come to you when you call (like a dog), you'd still need the GPS function because once you narrow down the location of a stolen bike to it's IP address, you'll need a more granular search method.
  156. George Carlin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The kid who eats the most marbles dies!

  157. What about gym class? by TexTex · · Score: 1

    How's the kid going to be able to unlock and take off the watch for gym class?

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  158. You don't know fear by pmancini · · Score: 2

    There are so many things wrong with this that I don't even know where to begin.

    Obviously you don't have kids. If you have ever lost a child of your own you would know the absolute fear a parent goes through. I think this is a great idea for people who live in cities or go to packed malls a lot. It can help reduce worry and stifle the panic attack that comes when you turn around for 1 second and your child is gone. I think of it as Lo-jak for kids. I am sure you will see a lot more on this device the day it actually stops a kidnapping at the mall.

    1. Re:You don't know fear by Capt_Troy · · Score: 2

      I agree. It may be a little overprotective, but it could have saved the life of that little girl in California, or those two girls currently missing in Utah.

  159. This is a GOOD thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am posting this anonymous because the court case is still going on. I had my child kidnapped, and NOT by a realitive, but by a known child molester released after his "debt to society" was paid, in other words he was considered "safe" and released from prison.

    All you people who care so much about personal privacy and personal rights, where the hell were you when MY child was kidnapped and molested? This would have at lease HELPED to locate him before the asshole pedophile molested him. All you civil rights jerks that scream we cant violate the rights of molesters, cant allow the public to know when they are being released, know where they live sicken me.

    You are against this now to, how nice. Please explain to me then, why MY RIGHTS as a citizen of the US are allowed to be violated, why useing this is SO BAD when it might have helped MY CHILD.

  160. gps can be shielded by ghamerly · · Score: 1

    No one seems to have commented on the fact that when you are indoors, GPS doesn't work. Perhaps they'd still have something with their pager & 911 dialer, but if you were evil enough you could disable the GPS location on this wristwatch by simply placing the unit indoors, or covering it with something thick. I'm not suggesting this, just playing devil's advocate from a geocacher who has lost gps signals under even heavy tree cover.

    1. Re:gps can be shielded by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See:

      http://www.navtechgps.com/seminars/sem218.asp
      h ttp://www.globallocate.com/
      http://www.snaptrack. com/

      It's hard to build a perfect faraday cage. A metal car trunk presents perhaps a 10db hit. This is not a problem when you have enough correlators.

    2. Re:gps can be shielded by Mr.Spaz · · Score: 1

      So build a (reasonable) faraday cage inside your trunk. Then when you throw the kid in there, the watch'll be useless! Hey, wait a minute; what kids are you planning to throw in your trunk!?

  161. What about abductor/hacker (cracker) abuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The locator uses a website or an 800 number to find tagged people. One abuse I haven't seen anyone mention is:
    What happens if abductors hack the website or phreak/social engineer the 800 number system and find where nearby potential victims are? They could track motion of kids from remote, then scope out their routine paths, and snatch them, driving along the same path until the watch can be removed...

  162. A Nice Thought, but Wrong by virg_mattes · · Score: 2

    > He sees the wristband and moves on to another potential victim.

    That's a really comforting thought, but the facts do not agree with you. Firstly, most (over 90 percent of ) abductions are committed by someone the child knows. The whole idea of the dangerous pedophile trolling the playground for someone to snatch at random is dangerously inaccurate, and this device could very well lead to overcomplacency in a situation where the child can be in real danger.

    So, in short, there is almost always a "complex premedicated reason to go for that particular child." (assuming, of course, that you mean "premeditated", not "premedicated").

    Also, you're assuming that the only way to disable it is to remove it. How's this? Grab the kid, jump in the van, crush the device with a pair of pliers, pour on some water, and drive off. Now, how is this going to protect my child?

    Virg

  163. Forget about the Kids, it is for ME. by Annamite · · Score: 1


    Well, I like to hike. And since I can't find too many people in this Los Angeles Metropolitan area to hide themselves for the full weekend somewehere in the woods (yes they exist about 1-2 hours driving from L.A), I have to go alone.

    It would be the best to get one of these in case of emergency, for my rescue. Every year, we hear news of people getting hurt and gettting lost in the forests. This device would be a time and life saving.

    Cellphones? Are you kidding? There ain't any phone provider has the coverage needed around here in L.A. This would be a good idea, provided that it works as advertised.

    1. Re:Forget about the Kids, it is for ME. by fdiv(1,0) · · Score: 1

      If there's not cell phone coverage out in the woods, then this product isn't likely to work either. Sure, it'll know where you are from the GPS, but without cellphone (aka PCS) service, it wouldn't be able to transmit the distress signal to anyone. You'd still be better off with a cellphone.

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      --- "...And everybody died!!! Except for me, of course...you know why? Because I had my tray table up...and my seat ba
  164. so begin anyway by aozilla · · Score: 5, Interesting

    There are so many things wrong with this that I don't even know where to begin.

    Yeah, why spend your time adding information and opinions to the topic when you can spend it looking for more redundant writeups contributed by unpaid volunteers.

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    ok then your [sic] infringing on my copyright! Could you as [sic] me next time before STEALING my comments for your own?
  165. Falling Back by virg_mattes · · Score: 2

    Okay, then fall back to my favorite. Crush it with a pair of pliers. You don't even need to remove it first. How strong a signal does pulverized silicon put out? And, can you initate repairs by remote?

    So munch for that.

    Virg

  166. Re:To be fair... Maybe by Ooblek · · Score: 2
    But you might be able to triangulate the position in reference to the PCS cells. I think the point would be that you would know basically where the kid is, even if you didn't know where they were within 10 feet.

    As for not getting the device off....hmm. There are creative ways to hack things off when someone needs to. In fact, I head a story on the radio about some company that made arm armor for Japanese couriers. Apparently there is too much traffic in Japan to drive armored cars around and pick up cash from businesses. So they send couriers. Then they have these ninja crooks that walk up behind them and hack the arm off with the case of money that is padlocked to their wrist clean off. Ouch.

    Also, it reminds me of the recent case of a little girl here in San Diego, CA. Someone abducted her in the middle of the night. It was probably the closet pedophile neighbor who apparently took off to the desert in his RV the next morning. They might have found her in time if she had one of these on. I guess if it was also fireproof, they might have found her body a lot sooner too.

  167. It's worth it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If just one of those watches saves a single human life, all of the money spent on them has been justified.

    Nice emotional argument, btw, but just because other bad things happen isn't a reason to minimize this particular bad thing.

  168. gives a whole new meaning to tinfoil hat by aozilla · · Score: 2

    Or in this case, tin foil wristband...

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  169. You Also Need To Take Your Advice by virg_mattes · · Score: 2

    As always, someone like you comes along and decided that because we don't agree with your assessment of the situation, we're (A) immature asses who need to open our eyes and see the Truth that is so obvious to you and (B) anyone who disagrees with this must not have kids because they can't see the aforementioned Truth that must be obvious to all.

    You're a myopic nitwit, and here's why. Few people are arguing that abductions don't happen. The argument is that this device would be a very ineffective way to prevent abductions, and that the abuses are far riskier than the danger it's meant to prevent. The kids on the side of your milk carton are (more than 90 percent) taken by someone they know, like a non-custodial parent or other relative. In those cases, it's very likely that the abductor knows about the device, and since knowledge of the device eliminates its effectiveness (crushing it would prevent it from calling home, so don't tell me it'll call home even if it's tampered with), it's no hindrance. Also, from my point of view, this device can easily convince someone who doesn't understand its limitations that their child is safe when in fact he's not, so it could very well be endangering the child more by its presence than its absence. This is the real danger in these devices, not the lunatic-parent-tracking-the-kid's-every-move danger.

    Perhaps you should realize that growing up entails understanding that you're not always right, and that those who disagree with you are not always wrong. But then, you'll learn that as you grow up, I suppose.

    Virg

    P.S. Yes, I do have children, and no, I don't intend to use this device unless I take them camping in the wilderness.

    1. Re:You Also Need To Take Your Advice by Gary · · Score: 1

      You make some good points, but the originating author of this thread made some valid points too, admittedly without much tact.

      1) There are a lot of people talking about privacy issues. Huh? I would imagine this device being targeted at an age range of 2 to maybe 12 years. How much privacy does a 2-12 year old need? First, I think it's obvious to anyone that a toddler doesn't need and couldn't handle "privacy." As a child grows older, of course, the parent should endeavor to let the child earn a right to privacy. But, again, at the age range this device is probably targeted at privacy is a non-issue.

      2) A lot of posters who don't have children really can't fathom the depth of emotion a parent feels for their child, and thus the lengths a parent is willing to go to in order to protect that child. Saying you'd give your life for your child is an understatement.

      3) I saw a lot of "Parents must be lazy, just watch your kid" type of posts. As a parent yourself I don't think I need to explain the shortcomings of this type of statement. Kids are constantly in motion, taking your eye off of them for even a second can mean loosing track of them. My hat is tipped to anyone who can say they never loose track of their kids.

      4) A lot of folks talk about how easy it would be to defeat the device. Well, it's pretty darn easy to defeat a home alarm system too. Just a snip of the phone line for most systems, and nobody pays attention to sirens anymore. Shoot, most home owners even advertise the fact that they've got monitored systems. And yet the systems continue to catch crooks. In general, criminals are often given too much credit in the brains department.

      Now would I buy the device? No. I consider it unproven and doubt it could stand up to the daily abuse it would likely get from a child. But, I'll definately be keeping my eye on products like this!

      Gary

    2. Re:You Also Need To Take Your Advice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how smart are thiefs, not very, how many will know that crushing the device disables it. Not a lot. Besides, crooks usually go for the easy pickings, this device would make it not as easy. Plus, its presence may also act as a visual deterrent.

  170. Lets abolish all freedom of choice! by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1, Flamebait


    Folks ... this isn't an article about a law being passed requiring the use and implementation of this technology. The tool simply provides an option to parents. The greatest harm that could possibly come from a parent using it is that the kid might be annoyed that he can't remove this thing that has been placed on his or her wrist in the interest of their own good and by the parent!

    It might surprise a lot of you to discover that a big part of a parents job is to do things for their children's own good, even though the kid might not like it.

    It may also surprise you to know that children can and do get lost or abducted every day. This tool helps prevent this. The government is not getting involved in the welfare of the child, and nobody is forcing the parent to exercise the option . Here in America freedom of choice is supposed to be sacro-sanct, and this tool merely provides the parent with an option . Michael can't begin to say what's wrong with this, because there is absolutely nothing wrong with it!

    If the government starts suddenly mandating their use, then that is another thing entirely, and should be fodder for the privacy rights folks (such as myself) in a separate Slashdot article. This thing provides freedom of choice and can only be benificial. It's a very good thing, which would be readily apparent to those who actually stopped to think before they post ... really ....

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  171. Makes Hide & Seek kinda trivial by gewalker · · Score: 1

    An old kids games, hide & seek is kind of ruined by this.

    I was playing hide & seek about 35 years ago at my grandparents house. I was hiding in the walk-in closet, and fell asleep. My grandparents, parents, & silblings spent about two hours looking for me while I napped.

    Today, the parents would have been on the phone with the police within 30 minutes. Had I been wearing such a device, my family would have been able to find a 7 yr old boy, and not worried about where I was.

    To tell the truth, with respect to abduction, a perimiter alarm that goes off loudly if the kid leaves the transmitter base range (which the parent could carry with him) is probably a more useful deterent.

  172. Re:To be fair... Maybe by 56ker · · Score: 1

    In related news I saw a story about a proposed European satellite network rival to GPS with accuracies of 1m - does anyone know what the current accuracy of GPS is at the moment?

  173. whoa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    glad I'm not your kid

  174. If only it would fit around the kid's neck... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and feature an explosive charge! Then we would be in business!

    1. Re:If only it would fit around the kid's neck... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was thinking pretty much around these lines too. Imagine the look on little Johny's face when his necklace starts beeping because he's about to stray into the death zone... H

  175. Cattle Prod upgrade? by anonymous_wombat · · Score: 1

    All that is missing is the feature where the kid gets a zap whenever he moves out of his allowed area.

  176. Re:To be fair... Maybe by binarytoaster · · Score: 1

    Actually, GPS is probably accurate to within 1m currently. Remember when it first came out? Couldn't get you pinned down to within more than 500 feet, etc etc... Two years later, we can do it within 50, or less.. Do you really think they've replaced the GPS network?

    My theory (and no, it's not conspiracy, it's simple logic) is that the military uses scrambling on the signal that can be taken off by a military device. The scrambling doesn't destroy the signal entirely, simply makes it less accurate. Over the years they've made it less dense, so that's why we have GPS systems that can pinpoint to 50ft or less.

    It's not a conspiracy, it's simply smart. You launch a system that can give people the ability to know where they are, you want your troops to have the upper hand with that first.

  177. Benefon Esc by jukal · · Score: 1

    Ohh, I just released that I have to use this chance to plug finnish quality and the excellent Benefon Esc GSM GPS combination.

  178. Re:To be fair... Maybe by 56ker · · Score: 1

    Yes but it's only that accurate currently if you can compare the position you are in now with one known very accurately - however the specifics of how to do this I've forgotten. As to the deliberate error introduced - yes I know about it and why its there. No I don't think they've replaced the GPS network - and I don't think it's a conspiracy! lol

  179. Natural Selection by rarose · · Score: 2

    And as Dennis Miller says, "the human herd has always found a way to thin itself". Parents that are overprotective used to produce children that couldn't survive on their own, who subsequently [fell from cliffs|abducted by local pervert|abducted by local lion|didn't realize that passing out was natures way of saying 'stop drinking'] and didn't reproduce.

    Devices such as these reduce selection pressure on humans and as such are a bad long term thing.

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    1. Re:Natural Selection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Devices such as these reduce selection pressure on humans and as such are a bad long term thing.

      Oh, brother. I don't know what data you base your statements about overprotective parents on, and it's laughable that you think natural selection applies to humans. My bad eyesight, which would get a lesser creature eaten, will live on for thousands of years thanks to glasses and laser surgery. My legacy of asthma is assured thanks to various medicines. The poor and uneducated breed like rabbits, while professionals put off child-bearing until their 40s for the sake of their careers, increasing the risk of Downs and other problems. Not to mention the not-so-distant future of bioengineering, bringing about the Nietzian Superman.

  180. 3 Words... by kayser_soze · · Score: 1
  181. He's right. by edunbar93 · · Score: 2

    It's the way of children and teenagers to protect themselves by being tougher than the next guy. In the adult world however, the only place that this will do you any good is in prison. Grownups instead use the power of the state and society, because that power is much much greater than any individual ever could be, and it is used in a way that is civilized, orderly and (usually)fair.

    A device like this where the GPS function would be activated if and only if the user requests assistance puts the power of the state at your fingertips, and would be a great tool for those who need such close protection. It would be like having a police officer within earshot when you scream for help.

    Of course, there is the potential for abuse. How would we know that the GPS is not on *all* the time? Because people are smart occasionally, and should someone find out that these devices are being abused, there'd be hell to pay for the state, believe me! :)

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  182. SHOCK THE MONKEY by mrnick · · Score: 1

    It should be setup so that the parent has a watch also, and if the little rugrat travels more than 15 feet from the parent it shocks both the parent and the kid... *lol*

    ZzZZZZzzzzzZZZZZzAPP!

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  183. Great CIA weapon... by Tazzy531 · · Score: 2

    Think about this.. The CIA, undercover as a journalist, presents an enemy, we'll say Osama, a nice gold watch. They then can track where he goes and in fact target a cruise missile at the GPS signal. Nice huh?

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  184. Re:To be fair... Maybe by binarytoaster · · Score: 1

    Well, the entirety of /., I swear, will immediately start yelling at you if you sound at all like you're saying there's a conspiracy...

    Either that or agree with you. Which is scarier, I don't know. :)

  185. Vaporware by Animats · · Score: 2
    Note that they're not actually shipping product, but they accept "deposits" via credit card.

    Once the pager industry gets onto this, it should cost about $99 plus $5 per month. The proposed pricing is about 5x too high.

  186. Re:To be fair... Maybe by russotto · · Score: 1

    This is not conspiracy, it's out in the open. GPS had (and has) a feature called "Selective Availability". This made the satellites behave as if their clocks were more unstable thant they were and their orbits not known quite so precisely as they are. For most of the time the GPS was active until May 2000, this was turned on at 50m resolution. The military receivers could remove this. Use of Selective Availability was discontinued in May 2000. The GPS satellites also provide a separate signal than the civilian (or C/A, for coarse/acquisition) signal. This signal is higher resolution than the normal GPS signal, is provided on two frequencies to help correct for atmospheric properties, and is encrypted.

  187. great social service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a great service, as it will help acclimatize children to being tracked and having things locked onto them. By the time they grow up, they will either be in prison or guarding the other 90% of us who are in prison. Either way, they will need to be tracked for their own safety..

  188. ICMP/IP by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 2


    The standard version of ping uses ICMP echo requests.
    http://www.faqs.org/rfcs/rfc792.html
    </nitpick>

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  189. Re:To be fair... Maybe by GSloop · · Score: 3, Informative

    It was called SA. The Gvmt turned SA off a couple of years ago - there was even a story about it here. But even without SA, the GPS signal isn't good enough to get better than about 5-10m. Enter differential GPS. These are an additional set of sattelites that know their position exactly. They monitor the GPS network and then send out separate corrections to the GPS signals. This allows for much greater vertical accuracy, and gives a 1-5m accuracy.

    Cheers!

  190. A dodgy company in a WIRED story... by alumshubby · · Score: 2

    ...from a few years ago represented themselves as trying to develop this technology, although the article seemed to imply that the real purpose of the enterprise was to skin the investors. I presume this wasn't Whereify, because this sounds reassuringly on the up-and-up. Anybody remember that article?

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  191. This is a great idea by BCoates · · Score: 2

    But the implementation is a little lacking... Just from thinking back to being a kid myself, the child wearing the watch has a whole lot more use for his location then the parent. (who has to be at a computer... the 1-800 service is of dubious use if the parent doesn't know their own coordinates).

    If you gave the kid a GPS watch that they could use to figure out range and direction to, say, their home, their parents (also wearing these things), or preprogrammed "waypoints", they could find their own way back, and the adults don't have to worry about the kid wandering off and getting lost.

    Get rid of the useless big-brother function and only have it broadcast the location when the panic button is hit, and you won't have to make it so that the kid can't take it off (that'll be the day)

    If they weren't so butt-ugly and oversized, i'd probably want one myself, for that matter... are there GPS watches for adults out there?

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  192. Re: Teen resistant by zTTTz · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'd like to see it also monitor and transmit the pulse rate of my teen-aged daughter. It's already on the wrist so it's an easy modification. And if she is baby sitting and her pulse rate goes through the roof (presumably because the make-out session has started), I can quickly arrive with my low-tech boy-friend removal device (read: shotgun). Much like the chastity belt from Scary Movie!

  193. think of the children by ltsmash · · Score: 1

    We have to think of the children. Won't someone please think of the children?!!!!

  194. Definately not a full time device for regular kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I could see this as a useful alternative to grounding kids who keep hanging out with other kids that they get into trouble with. But it should be the kid's choice. Especially with the ugly factor on it....

    Every useful function this thing has for the average parent-child is fully served by a cell phone. If the cell phone isn't working out, there is a serious fundamental problem in the relationship that is going to leave this device as a demolished piece of trash within the week.

    It has much more serious merits for special needs kids and mental disease patients. Paying $35/money to make sure your kid never experiences getting lost at the mall is just going to backfire and leave them with a false sense of security growing up.

    BTW, this is the exact same technology used to let prisoners live confined to their home. It's just less securely attached, and has 911 added.

  195. Re:To be fair... Maybe by ryanwright · · Score: 2

    GPS does not work inside or in a metal car.

    You've obviously never used a handheld GPS. My Garmin eTrex works fine in my metal car. It works fine in my house, even in the center of my house away from the windows it still gets a decent lock on the satellites. Now, when I put it in my pocket and hopped in the car, it lost it's link, but I can leave it on the seat or even on the floor of the car and it stays up just fine.

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  196. Just tested it, and... by raygundan · · Score: 2

    Car: yes
    Upside down in car: yes
    Center of office building: no
    Edge of office building: yes

    I also frequently take it in a backpack on long runs through the in the national forest here, and it works fine there, too.

    The Garmin eTrex units do not have an external antenna. You make a good point about the antenna, though-- whatever internal patch antenna they are using is probably larger than the wristwatch model. But don't forget that that device can use the PCS network for positioning also.

  197. Re:To be fair... Maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I highly doubt they have anything less than 12 channels. This is standard in the smallest GPS receiver chips today. GPS receiver integration improves all the time, and the $1200 you paid is mainly for systems design and integration, plus service and support. The actual core of the GPS receiver is a small $25 component.

  198. What's wrong with it? by cylence · · Score: 1

    ...so many things wrong with it, i don't know where to start"

    Maybe if you're worried a parent would use this on teenagers, but in that case I doubt the teen would have too much trouble removing it.

    What's wrong with it? As a parent, this would take a huge load off my mind. Not that it would absolve me of the responsibility to keep an eye on my child; but if my daughter were lost or kidnapped, you'd better believe I'd be glad to have one of these on her!

    I don't think it is either intended or practical as a "Big Brother" device, if that's what you're worried about. I think it's incredibly practical as a safety device.
  199. Redundant. Uninformed. by mattm76 · · Score: 0

    Amazing. Only if I could moderate...

    I have a motion-detecting laptop lock that will blast 70dB if the lock wire is cut. (Once it went off and I forgot the code, and some moron suggested cutting the lock, like that was going to silence the alarm.)

    How is it not obvious to people that products such as these do not get dime one of VC funding without first addressing concerns like these?

    1. Re:Redundant. Uninformed. by Winged+Cat · · Score: 1

      How is it not obvious to people that products such as these do not get dime one of VC funding without first addressing concerns like these?

      Because many of us have seen quite a few products and services that have done so, and fell flat (taking the unfortunate VCs' money) when the concerns continued to not be addressed.

    2. Re:Redundant. Uninformed. by waldeaux · · Score: 2

      Amazing. Only if I could moderate...

      ... there'd be bad moderation in the world?

      I have a motion-detecting laptop lock that will blast 70dB if the lock wire is cut. (Once it went off and I forgot the code, and some moron suggested cutting the lock, like that was going to silence the alarm.)

      Isn't the point of a laptop that you can move it around? How can your oh-so-wonderful device tell the difference between you carrying it somewhere, or someone trying to rip it off? Please don't tell me that you shut it off when you're carrying it around...

      How is it not obvious to people that products such as these do not get dime one of VC funding without first addressing concerns like these?

      Lack of naivete? Two words: car alarms. How often do you jump out of your seat and run outside to prevent the burglar from stealing your or your neighbor's car when the alarm goes off? What? You don't even notice it anymore because it's never really a burglary attempt, and in fact hearing the damned thing go off "yet again" ticks you off?

      How many times will the thing go off falsely and cause problems before it gets tossed. I'm betting 3 to 5...

    3. Re:Redundant. Uninformed. by mattm76 · · Score: 0
      How can your oh-so-wonderful device tell the difference between you carrying it somewhere, or someone trying to rip it off?

      It's a lock. Not a permanent fixture. How does your car alarm know you're not a burglar? If I know I'm going to be in a long meeting I'll put the damn thing on.

      My point about your post was that it must have been modded up by someone who a) hadn't bothered read the product's website and/or b) hadn't read the other 15 posts about the device becoming useless once cut off.

      The fact that someone is able to cut off the device does NOT make it useless. Once the band is cut, the device can communicate to the parents that something is wrong, its exact location in the world, and the exact time of the event. Don't you think that has value?

      I just think it's a fairly safe bet that a $400 saftey device can still be of some value even when the bad guy, who's learned about the gps watch on slashdot, remembers to pack a pair of wire cutters the next time he decides to kidnap someone. And the only reason he thinks he has a chance is because he's only reading your uninformed, modded up, posts!

  200. What's wrong with this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what's wrong is the fact that there isn't an implantable version ... yet...

    I'm interested by the fact that folks who often say they think technology should be unfettered suddenly have different ideas when a really useful technology application like this comes around. I suppose you wouldn't want one of these put on you? Don't want mom to find you, huh?

    I want an upgraded model where both parent _and_ child can locate each other. When they have that, ( in a few years when my kid is old enough to make use of one ), then I'll buy.

    Although an implant with an iris-display and neural interface would be ideal, of course...

  201. Re:To be fair... Maybe by jeremyp · · Score: 1

    I have a Garmin eTrex Vista which is a 12 channel device. It probably costs about $300 in the US. It works in a car just about, but not indoors. The basic Garmin eTrex only costs about $100 and the GPS part of it is essentially the same (you pay the extra for the mapping software and electronic compass).

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  202. A fourth use... by AndroidCat · · Score: 2
    How about a totally rad answering machine? "Hello, John Smith isn't in right now. He's at Third and Vine. At the tone..."

    Of course, this wouldn't be very good for people who like to use the answering machine for screening calls: "Hello, John Smith isn't in right now. He's six feet away from the phone. At the tone..." Hmm... Maybe an access code for this feature would be a good idea! (As well as a Lie option.)

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  203. Welcome to America by medscaper · · Score: 1
    What the Fuck?! Who CARES!? So, what you're saying is that to this whole kidnapping problem, you'd say "Do Nothing. It's not really a problem!" I agree completely...not.


    I think that if someone ELSE wants to shell out $400 clams to TRY and protect their kids, let them go for it. What if a child was recovered using this locator? Would you say to the parents, "Fucking morons. It would NEVER happen. And I had to shoulder your burden"


    YOU have to "shoulder the burden of child paranioa?" Yeah, that's right. YOU. Welcome to America, bud. If you don't like it, don't let the door hit you on the ass on your way out.

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    1. Re:Welcome to America by khuber · · Score: 1
      I'm sorry you feel the need to froth at the mouth and suggest that I leave the country because I don't share your opinion. I'm not sure what is bothering you, but your personal attack is not appreciated and seems out of proportion to my comments.

      There is a difference between possible and probable. If you have limited resources (time and money, for example), you'd like to prioritize the use of those resources so that you cause the best outcome. At least I would. Using limited resources to support preventative measures for things which are improbable is irrational.

      A fool and his money are soon parted. You are free to be irrational and wasteful, just don't expect me to subsidize your foolishness.

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  204. A great benefit to parents of Autistic kids by sstaton · · Score: 1
    This device could potentially aid parents of autistic kids when going to large social outings. While I can clearly see the negative uses of this (essentially) private "house arrest" device, the benefit of being able to find one's autistic kid if he/she wanders off is rather immense.

    I speak from experience. My son took off at Fiest a Texas in San Antonio, TX without anyone seeing him to ride a roller-coaster we thought he was afraid of. We spent a frantic twenty minutes looking for him while he waited in line and rode the coaster. The bracelet again, potentially would have told us where he was.

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  205. I don't get along with self-reliant people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't get along with self-reliant people. They don't buy my excuses and I can't manipulate them.

  206. Re:To be fair... Maybe by 56ker · · Score: 1

    Well as the only replies so far to this have been you - I think it's unlikely that anyone did think it was one.

  207. Usefull if it's use will be reversed by ehiris · · Score: 1

    It reminds me of somebody I saw with her son in a leash at an Event in Tempe, Arizona. That should be illegal!

    This technology should be used on convicted child molesters and not on children.

  208. The devices can allow more freedom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You have a very good point. In some cases they might allow a parent to more loosely supervise their children. Kids maybe don't have to be watched as intensely, or kept physically restrained. In some cases, the child will have more freedom than if they were locked up indoors.

  209. I want one for ME! by mmol_6453 · · Score: 1

    I'd get one, and give my loved ones access to the information it provides. This makes a great way for them to find me if I got in a car accident, or to give me directions home if I'm just plain lost.

    It's been said before, but the more vocal slashdotters have a nasty tendancy to assume anything that can give out information about them is bad. I say it's not a problem as long as you can control where that information goes.

    I suggest you simply read the service contract carefully to see that only people you authorize can have access to the information.

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  210. I can see a use for these... by glinda · · Score: 1

    not for kids, but for people with Alzheimer's or similar problems. These could be a godsend for caregivers; it would be nice to never again read one of those "person wandered away and his body was found a month later" stories.

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  211. A better drive-over test by mmol_6453 · · Score: 1

    perhapse one could nail together a few layers of 4'x8' sheets of OSB (For those who don't know, OSB is a common wood material for making house flooring.), put it on top of the laptop, and drive over it.

    That'll focus the weight of the entire car on the laptop, not just the weight under one tire.

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  212. Re:Subway & Battery life by AndroidCat · · Score: 2
    If your cell phone will work in the subway, the watch should too. Granted the GPS won't work, but it could just return the last good position. I doubt it continuously transmits the position, but rather in response to particular page message.

    What I wonder about is the battery life. It's running a pager and GPS locator, oh and a watch 7/24 off of a .. watch battery? What's the battery life? (Or did they forget to mention the battery backpack?)

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  213. Not quite useless. by mmol_6453 · · Score: 1

    Not quite useless, that is.

    It still continues transmitting, which provides evidence of where it was when it was discarded. This can have an effect in trials where proximity to the crime is important.

    If the b*st*rd decides to discard it after traveling a distance, then there's still the possibility that someone will notice that Jonny moving down the freeway at freeway speeds.

    Of course, if the (can't think of a foul enough word) is relatively intelligent, he'll think to wrap it in tin foil or some other RF shielding.

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    1. Re:Not quite useless. by mmol_6453 · · Score: 1

      I should mention that my mother is a volunteer firefighter, so she'll probably insist I get one. I'd personally like it, as it's a great way to find me if I get lost on the road, or if I need directions to a certain place. (or both)

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  214. Re:To be fair... Maybe by asobala · · Score: 1

    Actually this is misleading. _All_ GPS satellites know their position (rather time) exactly - that's how they work. GPS is made more accurate using ground-based transmitters as well as the satellites.

  215. Forget the kids, what about an adult version? by asobala · · Score: 1

    Petition your senators/MPs/country-specific-name-here NOW to make this law. We need to know where everybody is at any moment in time; it is the ONLY way to combat crime, paedophilia, starvation and world debt. Only by implementing a law to make it illegal to attempt to hide your location from the state can we improve society in this day and age.

    Now get the idea why kids may, just maybe, resent this?

  216. I Hope It Does Work--I Might Buy One by John+Murdoch · · Score: 2

    Okay--let's get all the usual comments out of the way. This is a bad idea, it is the embodiment of Big Brother, it shows how silly and paranoid parents are, it is a crutch to let bad parents ignore their children, yadda yadda yadda....

    I've been waiting for something like this for years.

    Daughter #3 is 10 years old--and she has Down syndrome. There are a lot of features about Down syndrome--two of them are stubbornness and a complete absence of fear. Which frequently means that Downs kids will wander off. Or, if they're stopped, they'll very carefully sneak off. And we live adjacent to an 1100-acre state park.

    Yup--I should keep an eye on Daughter #3. And yes, technology is no substitute for an alert parent. Yes--we have a fence, and yes--we work hard to make sure she stays in the yard. And she does stay in the yard. Most of the time.

    Except the time last year when she turned up in a neighbor's swimming pool. And the time the summer before when she turned up in a different neighbor's bathtub. If she's good and faithful and safe 99.3% of the time, that still means she wanders off 1 day per year. And if she wanders into the park, we'll have to call out the National Guard.

    Literally
    In fact, Annie is featured prominently in the park's emergency plan. There's a search-and-rescue group that trains in the park, and they routinely exercise their plans for finding a mentally-retarded child in dense woods. A GPS tracking device could (and let me emphasize could) be enormously helpful.

    BUT...
    There are a few problems. First, and probably hardest, you have to have the device on the child when he or she decides to wander off. "Locking" it on a wrist strikes me as a surefire way to pick a fight--or make a fortune selling replacements. All Annie has to do is wear that GPS unit into the bathtub--or her wading pool outside. Or she can find out if it works better with peanut butter (which she's stuffed into 2 CD-ROM drives) or popcorn. Then there is the problem of location: GPS is meant for open air use. Any GPS chipset includes logic to store the last "locked" position (when the unit had 4 or more satellites in view)--so finding her inside a house won't be an issue. But how to report it?

    There are two competing telemetry providers using the cellular telephone spectrum, Aeris and Cellemetry. Both depend upon radio units having enough signal strength to set up a call (Cellemetry doesn't actually set up the call--it just validates a ficticious phone number). Despite all the cell tower construction, there are still lots of places in the U.S., to say nothing of elsewhere, that do not have coverage. If you're looking for a truck (which is what Aeris and Cellemetry are used for) you can wait for the unit to report in a few minutes when it finds coverage. But a system to track a child has to have a substantially higher level of reliability.

    A doctor in South Carolina (can't find the link anymore--the company may have gone bust) tried to market this kind of concept before. He hid the GPS unit and the radio in a pair of sneakers--and he had a remarkable success with a buy with autism who was rescued while walking on railroad tracks in Chicago. Hiding a unit like this in sneakers is brilliant--but getting and keeping GPS lock was an issue, as was connecting to the back end over the cell system.

    I wish this would work
    But this is probably yet another almost, sorta, kinda, almost....

    I'd love to write more--but Daughter #3 has appeared in her coat, with six cents in her hand and a page of coupons from Domino's Pizza. I think she wants supper....

    1. Re:I Hope It Does Work--I Might Buy One by topham · · Score: 2

      The good news is there should be a number of devices in the near future with the same, or similar capabilities. The better news? It really should work as well as described.

      A significant problem with receiving GPS signals the amount of time it takes to lock onto a signal. One of the reasons it takes so long is because the unit starts off with little, or no knowledge of where it is. With PCS (cellular) the unit can request the most recent alamanac, ephemeris as well as an approximate location, and time. With these 4 things a GPS unit (any new unit in the last few years) should be able to lock onto a signal in less than 15 seconds. It is my understanding that the PCS/GPS combination is expected to lock on in under 3 seconds.
      Based on descriptions of similar PCS/GPS combination it looks like these units are also quite capable of keeping a lock within a building with a high degree of accuracy. (Technically my handheld GPS unit can lock onto a satalite from the basement (virtual no windows) *if* the satalite is directly overhead. I suspect with newer designs it would be able to do an even better job; and if a partial location can be calculate the satalite lock should be possible.

      According to some documents I previously browsed the PCS/GPS techniques allow for low power devices to lock on with very little processing. As such, the power usage is quite good. Casio's GPS watch has a battery life of about 12hrs (I think). It uses much older technologies than this device.

      Me, I want this in my car. (For all those doubters out there, current handhelds work well in most cars. The cars with a thin layer of metal on the windshield DO experience problems, but most other vehicles don't have major issues. I just leave mine on the passenger seat or on the dash. (with velcro).)

      Non-PCS enhanced GPS:

      Generic GPS units are accurate to about 5-15meters these days. With Selective Availability off -all- GPS units benefit. (SA was used to intentionally reduce the accuracy of GPS). My handheld GPS easily gets to 5 meter accuracy on a good day, but 10 is probably about all I can trust most of the time. (Even if it is accuracte to within 1 meter in the middle of nowhere I can't be CERTAIN it is that accurate).

      A $1200 GPS only system will give the same results as a $100 GPS handheld UNLESS the $1200 is designed with some of the survey techniques. Differential GPS (DGPS) is accurate to about 3-10 meters and includes reliability information (instead of error estimates) and is typically used on boats. DGPS requires a land-based tower to transmit localized GPS corrections. DGPS is accurate to 3-10 meters with, or without Selective Availability on. I suspect that is why the US Military gave its approval for Selective Availability to be disabled, it had little use anyway. (My handheld GPS supports DGPS, but it needs an external radio to receive the DGPS signals).

      WAAS is new, and still in testing phase, WAAS stands for Wide Area Augmentation System. The idea behind WAAS is to have 3 meter accuracy for airplanes and boats. (Don't expect WAAS to work well in mountains, cities, or in the bush.) WAAS currently uses 2 geosynchronous satalites to send similar corrections that DGPS use, only WAAS covers most of North America. (One satalite is over the pacific, the other the atlantic, as such those of us in the middle don't get much of the signal on the ground.)

      GPS is uni-directional system; No kidnappers cannot use it to find the kids to abduct. (Someone else posted that as an idea....)

      And, being a 2-way pager system won't change that unless someone released all the access codes. (Even then it would not be very usefull).

      I don't understand the people who don't think this can work at all.
      a) Most kids would probably think the watch is cool.
      b) an abductor is unlikely to be aware such things even exist.
      Hell, most people are shocked when I show them my GPS, which is no longer manufactured because it has been surpassed. (GPS 48).
      c) If a potential abductor is aware of it perhaps they will move on to an easier target.
      (If you can't eliminate the predator just don't become the prey).

      Ever few days in the city I live in there are reports of some creep approaching some kid trying to get them in the car, give them candy, expose themselves, etc. If some kid wearing a watch like this pushes the button, the parents come running and the guy is seen by an adult and possibly identified this device is worth it.

      And no, I don't think there is anything unusual about the city I'm in, it only has a population of 650,000.

  217. i'm buying one and sewing it in my wife's purse. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    its better then paying for a detective.

  218. Not just for kids by naNoox · · Score: 1

    You have no idea how lucky you are that kidnapping is so rare in the U.S.

    My wife's 30-year-old cousin was kidnapped two weeks ago in a small town in Veracruz, Mexico, most likely by a group connected with the federal police force. This is by no means a rare occurrence in Mexico (see this Google search for more info); it has become quite the cottage industry.

    As such, police have a disincentive to investigate, and even when they do investigate, lack even the most primitive of the forensic methodology routinely displayed on C.S.I.. Kidnappings are rarely reported to the authorities and are even more rarely solved. Kidnappers collect the (significant) booty, either may or may not release the victim alive (amputation of digits, limbs or facial features is common, and executions are frequent), get off scot-free, and move on to their next mark.

    This kind of product, if commercialized in a subtle way, and if backed up by the necessary infrastructure in Mexico, would be a huge step forward in putting a stop to this problem.

    Amazingly, after five anguishing days my wife's cousin was able to escape unharmed from his kidnappers, and no money changed hands. But he is definitely in the minority in this country.

    Wherify, if you're reading this, consider this an invitation to come and try out Mexico. Release an adult version of this product, and you could find a very large market niche and might help control this spiralling problem.

    Nanoox...

  219. good idea. but perhaps impractical :( by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a good idea. It could possibly be used as a parenting tool, especially if there was a logging feature. just plug it in and see where the kid has been. This isn't like to prove that the parents don't trust thier children, but rather to encourge the child to be honest.

    If you think children should have all the same rights to privacy and freedom that adults do, think again. Children are not always that qualified to make judgements, let the kids make thier own decision as often as possible. But it doesn't hurt to have a parent's eye over the kids should to perhaps nudge them in the right direction or offer help. I'm not saying use this as a tool to enforce a totalitarian system on your child, but as a monitoring aid it might be helpful.

    The biggest flaws are:

    1. if the child refused the wear it, then it won't work. (of course if they just take it off and toss it or hide it or won't put it on than some discplinary action could be taken or you simply could not bother with using such a tool and find another method more compatible with your child's personality).

    2. I don't think a pedophile is going to be hinderd much by this. of course if it's smashed you might beable to deduce the location it was smashed. if it logged you could find the path the child took and use that to start an official investigation. So in this sense it might have value for the police, after the crime has already been committed.

    I think if you just did something like they do with animals and people who bite thier nails. Just rub your child all over with something that tastes bad. That will keep the pedophiles away. :)

    ps- and for all you who keep posting that pedophile fears are just a bunch of media hype. Perhaps you should ask some of your friends or relatives, it's almost certain that someone close to you has been molested at some time (or worse, multiple times). Of course almost all molestation cases are by someone well known. Rarely by that creepy guy that hangs out by the railroad tracks.

  220. Oh no little Johnny's going to get kidnapped. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will you people get real!
    If I read one more post that tells me what I would do if I had a three-year-old I'm going to puke. If I had a kid I would do what a good parent should and watch him.
    Kidnapping is a very rare crime. How about a watch with a button for 911 that the parent can't disable, which would be automaticlly called if the watch is removed....the kid can press it any time his parents are going to beat him. Now that would actually stop some crime.

    First:
    Children need to be watched until they're old enough to stay out of harms way. This thing won't prevent you kid from drowning or getting hit by a car, which is more likely than them getting kidnapped.

    Second:
    Besides....If you precious child does get kidnapped this may only be useful for finding his mutilated body in the woods. That rattled any false sense of security this thing might have given you didn't it?

    Let's talk about uses for something like this that could actually help people, instead of emotionally scarring children. "Mommy why does that man have the same watch as me?" "He's did a bad thing, so now he's on parole and has to wear that watch." But I suppose it's better than putting a leash on your kid, as though he was an animal.

  221. Name by TinoMNYY24 · · Score: 1

    Now, I new to posting at slashdot, but did anyone else notice that that guy's name (1010011010) is almost 1337, he's just missing a 1 at the end.

    --
    "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
  222. Tempus Fugit Project realtivity to topic by Frank+Garvin · · Score: 1

    so dig this, I am at EDS doing that corporate slave thing and get dragged into an eval of the IBM Tempus Fugit advanced electronic messaging and collaboration project. dig this: you are scheduling a meeting. you arrive at the meeting. 6 out of 20 people arrive on time. you click on the meeting webpage. webpage determines estimated arrival time of attendees based upon their GPS location (its in the phone) with the assumption that they didn't forget about the meeting. You click on a pretty reminder button and a pleasant reminder in a calm and docile female voice is send to the tardy attendees. Perhaps their preference based profile will arrange for suitable transportation and re-schedule their flight, limo, cab, etc so that they can make it to your meeting and realize that you were too busy trying to figure out the new technology that you lost track of the purpose of the meeting and you and your colleagues get to sit around staring at each other wondering WTF you all are doing in the same room. But at least your corporate/government-funded GPS coordinates are the same. I can see it now... 14 interns/secretaries/admin assistants with 14 GPS quadruple-mode WAP-enabled cell phones sitting in an empty conference room talking about the lastest corporate gossip playing euchre. Where are your toddlers? If you cannot see them, you are in the wrong place. Period. Frank Garvin, Male Prostitute (70's SNL sketch with Dan Akroyd for the kids in da house)

  223. 3 month ago... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    3 month ago my girlfriend was murdered, maybe something like this could had prevent it or helped finding her faster, maybe even alive. Not knowing where someone is and maybe ending up with something horrible as a murder makes you think different about tracking tools. I support toys like this because it might helps saving lives, not just kids, it could be very useful but like every new technology there is the risk of abuse. A device like this could hold much more information too, like blood-type, known allergies and many other information for a emergency. I think we will see more toys like this coming, as attachment to you cell-phone, PAD's, Car's ...

  224. A better market for this ... by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1
    With a few mods, this could be really useful to a different market...

    Give it voice activation, and the ability to send and recieve to a database engine somewhere, like trafficmaster systems then ...It would be ideal for tourists/backpackers.

    How do I get to the Europa Hotel

    Walk 200 yards to your right, then take the underground to Piccadilly Circus, then ask again

    Where can I score some good weed

    Look for the sign saying Princes Graacht, slightly to your left, and walk a few hundred yards ...

    You get the picture.

    The potential for advertising is enormous...

    Where can I get blank CD

    PC World (end of the next street on your right) has a special offer on blank CDs right now

    Dont forget I said it here first, specifically to make any patent on this impossible. If they have already filed for a patent on this, then it falls down because it is obvious to any suitably skilled person (ie ME), if they have not filed, then they cant cos its public knowledge.

    And the same goes for MS's SQL based file system. I invented this over 15 years ago, and had the idea posted on a web site until last year, so they can't patent that.

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    Sent from my ASR33 using ASCII
  225. Want it in your car? by John+Murdoch · · Score: 2

    Hi!

    You mentioned in your reply to me that you'd like to have GPS/cellular tracking in your car. As it happens, there's a company that does precisely this (they're a client of mine):

    eTracker

    The vehicle position is tracked anywhere in the U.S., giving you vehicle location (including reverse-geocoding, so you get the street, town, and state) at stated intervals. You can also "pulse" the vehicle (akin to sending a page) to ask it to report at other times. Most users use the "bread crumbs" feature to see where a vehicle has been over a given period of time. We've used the system to retrieve a couple of stolen cars so far, and it's also being used to track tractor-trailers, garbage trucks, and (in Sarasota, FL) school buses. It's a very cool project.

    And--knowing as much about the technology as I do, its all the more frustrating that I can't hang a unit on Annie. I have--literally--the entire MapQuest database and mapping engine sitting here in my office, and I can't use it.

  226. My Answers to Your Answers by virg_mattes · · Score: 2

    1.) "There are a lot of people talking about privacy issues. "

    Very true, and I agree that privacy isn't the problem.

    2.) "A lot of posters who don't have children really can't fathom the depth of emotion a parent feels for their child, and thus the lengths a parent is willing to go to in order to protect that child."

    Agreed, and you have just touched on the big diverter in this argument. As I (and a number of others) argued, its effectiveness is what's at issue here, not its marketability. Plenty of people buy snake oil in whatever form it's offered, and I have no doubt that there are plenty of suckers out there willing to shell out money for this particular panacea. What bothers me is that this very marketability could be a hazard in itself, just like psychic surgeons who convince people to forgo necessary medical treatments in favor of their charlatanry.

    3.) "I saw a lot of "Parents must be lazy, just watch your kid" type of posts. As a parent yourself I don't think I need to explain the shortcomings of this type of statement."

    Again, I'm with you on this. See back to my answer to #2 above, though, and understand that my concern is that anything that convinces a parent that he can be less vigilant is dangerous.

    4.) "A lot of folks talk about how easy it would be to defeat the device. Well, it's pretty darn easy to defeat a home alarm system too."

    There's a functional difference, in that burglars often look for the easiest steal for the effort, as they're driven by the profit motive. This means that someone advertises they have an alarm system and the thief moves on to an easier mark, since one house is very much like another. Kidnappers, on the other hand, are driven either by target motive or psychology. That is, they will almost always want a particular child, for a variety of reasons (a non-custodial parent or relative will want that child only, a kidnapper for profit will choose a target for the grab, a pedophile will rarely pick a child at random but will target a particular child or group of children). Therefore, the deterrent force necessary to prevent the abduction needs to be far greater, and this device isn't going to be enough.

    So, in conclusion, my take is that this device would be very handy for tracking a child where getting lost is a problem (my camping in the woods scenario), but is actually worse than nothing for protection from abduction because of the false sense of security that it fosters.

    Virg

  227. Re:To be fair... Maybe by Big+Diluth · · Score: 1

    It was turned off. They reserved the right to turn it on again where and when "they" deemed it necessary. (i.e. times of conflict, war, etc.)