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  1. Re:Bullshit on Dvorak on the LinuxWorld Fracas · · Score: 1

    Ai ai ai! You got me, mang.

    Yeah, I know MOG didn't do anything criminally illegal. I know it would have to be a civil suit. I didn't say anything to the contrary.

    And no, she doesn't get a 'pass' to publish that tripe. Thus, the lawsuit.

    Are you sure your cognitive abilities are functional? They seem rather disjointed so far. Might better go and have them calibrated.

  2. Re:Bullshit on Dvorak on the LinuxWorld Fracas · · Score: 1

    Let's see.. there's a slight bit of difference in being called a pedophile and what PJ is accused of masterminding. However...

    No, I'd take legal action, not hold press conferences. Which, incidentally, is exactly what PJ is considering.

    It's not surprising that my 'rant' makes no sense to you. You believe in conspiracy theories. This requires a certain lack of cognitive ability.

  3. Bullshit on Dvorak on the LinuxWorld Fracas · · Score: 1

    And if she did that, you freaks still wouldn't believe her, you'd call her an actor or a fast-talking employee or what the fuck ever.

    Face it, nothing PJ can say or do is ever going to convince people like you. And here's why: if IBM (or whoever, perhaps the Illuminati) can organize a front in the form of Groklaw and keep it a secret for this long, they can easily organize a faceman to handle an interview and pretend to be PJ from Groklaw. So there's no reason for her to even try to appease you. There are better things to spend time doing.

    As long as you think your conspirators have unlimited power to conspire, no one can prove to you that they don't exist. There's always some little bit of doubt, no explanation is ever quite good enough.

  4. Re:Disable Greasemonkey on Hacking the Web with Greasemonkey · · Score: 1

    I don't want them to see my site the way they want to see it. I want them to see it the way it was meant to be seen.

    Mr. Lucas? George? Izzat you?! Wow, whoda thunk GL read Slashdot...

    So when are you remastering ANH with Meow Skywalker?

  5. 404 Not Funny on Firefox Promo Videos · · Score: 2, Informative

    Yeah... ok. So I guess a few kiddies might get a kick out of it.

  6. Re:Leeroy! on World of Warcraft Battlegrounds in Testing · · Score: 1

    There's another worthwhile clip out there, basically someone used an 'unintended feature' of the game to suicide-bomb the normally non-PvP bazaar and take out a few dozen people.

  7. Because on Star Wars Sickout · · Score: 1

    Why do we measure things with money?

    Because there's no direct conversion to Libraries of Congress for this metric.

  8. The REAL commentary from Groklaw's webmaster on Maureen O'Gara No Longer Welcome at LinuxWorld · · Score: 2, Funny

    "My world is pain!"

  9. Hi, Maureen on LinuxWorld Editorial Machinations · · Score: 2, Funny

    Eat any good marine iguanas today?

  10. Whoops, it's GoogleBar search, not the other one on LinuxWorld Editorial Machinations · · Score: 1

    bah

  11. DictionarySearch 0.6.3 and Maureen on LinuxWorld Editorial Machinations · · Score: 2, Funny

    Apparently the Dictionary Search extension for Firefox, when you do a context menu search on the word 'hack', gives you this page:

    http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=maureen%2 0o'gara

  12. MMORPG - revised on World of Warcraft Gold Market Soaring · · Score: 2, Funny

    Massively Multiplayer Online Role Paying Game

  13. Re:Aside from kneejerk reactions... on CA Violent Games Bill Moves Forward · · Score: 1

    Wow, those look pretty damn good.

  14. Lbps on Ultra-Wide Band And Bluetooth Working Together · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Ludicrousbits per second? Isn't that the throughput of plaidband?

  15. Re:Naming inflation on Ultra-Wide Band And Bluetooth Working Together · · Score: 1

    Laysband - bet you can't download just one!

  16. Naming inflation on Ultra-Wide Band And Bluetooth Working Together · · Score: 5, Funny

    Heh. They're expanding the descriptors too fast.. we went straight from broadband to ultrawideband. What's next, megahugeband? Kinda running out of options after that. What happened to moderation? Something like broaderband.

    Starts getting ridiculous after that: superultrawideband, hyperbroadband, megabroadwidebroadband... uberband? Guess we could move on to Roseanneband, or Kirstieband.

    Or maybe we could just skip all that and go straight to plaidband.

  17. Re:Aside from kneejerk reactions... on CA Violent Games Bill Moves Forward · · Score: 1

    Heh. Your site is Web[non]sense filtered.

    An animator, cool. Yeah, I can see how that would be a rather restrictive job space..

  18. Re:Aside from kneejerk reactions... on CA Violent Games Bill Moves Forward · · Score: 1

    What do you do that is tied so irrevocably to one single location in the US that you couldn't do it at all if you moved elsewhere? Surely they have some more of your professional peers in other parts of the country..?

  19. A proposal on NASA's Mars Polar Lander Found at Last? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Change the project name to

    Mars Polar Plummeter

    and call it a "smashing success"!

  20. Re:Aside from kneejerk reactions... on CA Violent Games Bill Moves Forward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That's the other great thing about having States. You don't have to stay in one that does stuff you don't like.

  21. Re:Wouldn't a 'Mega-Patch' on Apple Release Mega Patch to Fix 19 Flaws · · Score: 1

    Only if they were also a hard drive manufacturer.

  22. Marching orders? on Apple Release Mega Patch to Fix 19 Flaws · · Score: 3, Funny

    So are we supposed to like or dislike this so-called "mega-patch"?

  23. Re:Solo Fired First - Not Evidence of Force Powers on How Lightsabers Work · · Score: 1

    His life was in grave danger from someone he had not had any prior altercation with - a hired hitman had a gun trained on him and was about to kill him. Han shot him.

    That's self-defense. You don't have to let the other guy shoot first to call it that. That defeats the purpose of defending one's self.

    That said, I do believe Han is Force-sensitive.. not much, but a little. That's why Obi-Wan smiled when Han said "There's no mystical energy field controls my destiny."

  24. Re:But what I STILL don't understand is... on How Lightsabers Work · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yet they *still* aren't self-cleaning. Wtf.

  25. I regret to inform you... on How Lightsabers Work · · Score: 1

    Sadly, Humorless Lad got his cape caught in the axle of a passing delivery truck. He will be missed.