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  1. YES!!! on U.S. Playstation 2 Linux Hits the Streets. · · Score: -1

    SlashCode AutoDecrypt v2.6
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    All the elements of my top-secret plan are falling into place! Once I have constructed my Beowulf cluster of PS2s, and used it to hack into military supercomputers all over the world, I will be able to launch a surgical nuclear strike on Afghanistan! And while the world recoils in fear, I will drink hot cocoa while bundled up in my secret underground base in Alaska, and play Metal Gear Solid 2. God Bless America.

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    Well, hot grits on my Beowulfed Natalie Portman and the Taliban be damned, I'ma gonna get me one of them!

  2. fr1st ps0t on RMS Running For GNOME Board Of Directors · · Score: -1

    Hey, a guy can dream, right?

  3. Sweet! on Nintendo Game Cube On (Limited) Preview In 12 Cities · · Score: -1, Redundant

    So these places have Beowulf clusters of GameCubes then?

  4. Blast it! on The Report of My Thermal Death Have Been... · · Score: 1

    AMD is just karma whoring. I mean, imagine a Beowulf cluster of AMD processors, _without_ heatsinks:

    Pros: Could replace my propane furnace if used to heat the house

    Cons: The electricity cost would likely be even more than the propane

  5. An interesting _possibility_, but... on Teragrid: Massive Grid Computing · · Score: -1, Redundant

    ...could you imagine a Beowulf cluster of these?

  6. Hmm... on Self-Improving Systems · · Score: -1, Redundant

    Imagine a Beowulf cluster of these.

    "What are you doing, Dave?"

  7. Wow... on Humanoid Powered by Linux · · Score: -1, Troll

    Imagine a Beowulf cluster of these.

    Enough bots to take over a certain third-world country with...

  8. These look cool... on HP's Digital-Audio Entertainment Box · · Score: -1, Redundant

    Imagine a Beowulf cluster of these.

  9. Imagine... on Mega-DVDs -- 100GB Apiece · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ...a Beowulf cluster of these. 30 nodes or so, 100 gigs a piece. You do the math.

  10. Gee... on Review: K-PAX · · Score: -1, Redundant

    Could you imagine a Beowulf cluster of Katz essays?

  11. Hey... on Carl Sassenrath Talks About REBOL · · Score: -1, Redundant

    Could you imagine a Beowulf cluster of these REBOL 7k instant messenger apps?