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  1. Re:it's like rearranging deck chairs on the Titani on Sun Works With Apache Software Foundation · · Score: -1

    Clueless idiots. So you'd rather implement C#. God you Open Source people need to be hit over the head with a clue by four.

  2. Re:Would have been great in College on Speed Reading? · · Score: -1

    Maybe you should switch to a more interesting/ "easier" major? Don't be fooled by the peer pressure - if you're all taking a ball-breaking major, of course noone's going to want you to have an easy time of it. Seriously, even if you're in your 3rd (or hell, 4th. Might as well cut your losses) year. Philosophy and Sociology are fantastic majors for opening your mind, I hear.

  3. Are you and Kathryn considering having kids, Cmdr? on Upside interviews Jerry Sanders of AMD · · Score: -1

    Baby's on fire
    Better throw her in the water
    Look at her laughing
    Like a heifer to the slaughter

    Baby's on fire
    And all the laughing boys are bitching
    Waiting for photos
    Oh the plot is so bewitching

    Rescuers row row
    Do your best to change the subject
    Blow the wind blow blow
    Lend some assistance to the object

    Photographers snip snap
    Take your time she's only burning
    This kind of experience
    Is necessary for her learning

    If you'll be my flotsam
    I could be half the man I used to
    They said you were hot stuff
    And that's what baby's been reduced to

    Juanita and Juan
    Very clever with maracas
    Making their fortunes
    Selling secondhand tobaccoes

    Juan dances at Chico's
    And when the clients are evicted
    He empties the ashtrays
    And pockets all that he's collected

    But baby's on fire
    And all the instruments agree that
    Her temperature's rising
    But any idiot would know that

    -"Baby's on Fire", Brian Eno

  4. Springs here, CmdTaco! on Upside interviews Jerry Sanders of AMD · · Score: -1

    A stick, a stone,It's the end of the road,It's the rest of the stump,It's a little alone

    It's a sliver of glass,It is life, it's the sun,It is night, it is death,It's a trap, it's a gun

    The oak when it blooms,A fox in the brush,The knot in the wood,The song of a thrush The wood of the wind,A cliff, a fall,

    A scratch, a lump,It is nothing at all It's the wind blowing free,It's the end of the slope,

    It's a beam, it's a void,It's a hunch, it's a hope And the river bank talks Of the waters of March, It's the end of the strain, It's the joy in your heart

    The foot, the ground,The flesh and the bone, The beat of the road,A slingshot stone

    A fish, a flash,A silvery glow,
    A fight, a bet,The range of the bow

    The bed of the well,The end of the line,
    The dismay in the face,It's a loss, it's a find

    A spear, a spike,A point, a nail,
    A drip, a drop,The end of the tale

    A truckload of bricks In the soft morning light,
    The shot of a gun In the dead of the night

    A mile, a must, A thrust, a bump,
    It's a girl, it's a rhyme, It's a cold, it's the mumps

    The plan of the house, The body in bed,
    And the car that got stuck, It's the mud, it's the mud

    A float, a drift, A flight, a wing,
    A hawk, a quail, The promise of spring

    And the riverbank talks Of the waters of March,
    It's the promise of life It's the joy in your heart

    A snake, a stick, It is John, it is Joe,
    It's the thorn in your hand, And a cut in your toe

    A point, a grain, A bee, a bite,
    A blink, a buzzard, A sudden stroke of night

    A pin, a needle, A sting, a pain,
    A snail, a riddle, A wasp, a stain

    A pass in the mountains, A horse and a mule,
    In the distance the shelves Rode three shadows of blue

    And the riverbank talks Of the waters of March,
    It's the promise of life In your heart, in your heart

    A stick, a stone, The end of the load,
    The rest of the stump, A lonesome road

    A sliver of glass, A life, the sun,
    A night, a death, The end of the run

    And the riverbank talks Of the waters of March,
    It's the end of all strain, It's the joy in your heart.

    "Waters of March", Antonio Carlos Jobim

  5. Is your love Strong Enough for Kathryn, CmdrTaco? on Upside interviews Jerry Sanders of AMD · · Score: -1

    "Is Your Love Strong Enough? "
    From the soundtrack to the movie "Legends"
    Tangerine Dream (and Bryan Ferry on vocals)

    Just one step at a time
    And closer to destiny
    I knew at a glance
    There'd always be a chance for me
    With someone I could live for
    Nowhere I would rather be

    Is your love strong enough
    Like a rock in the sea
    Am I asking too much
    Is your love strong enough?

    Just one beat of your heart
    And stranger than fantasy
    I knew from the start
    It had to be the place for me
    Someone that I would die for
    There's no way I could ever leave

    Is your love strong enough
    Like a rock in the sea
    Am I asking too much
    Is your love strong enough?

  6. Re:Ahem... on Free as in Freedom: Richard Stallman's Crusade · · Score: -1

    The Naked Lesbian Persian Female National Society of CP/M and VAX programmers



    Ooh... ooh..... AHHHHHHH. That did it.

  7. Re:Paying For Yahoo? on Yahoo To Try To Charge For POP3 Services · · Score: -1

    "Is Your Love Strong Enough? "
    From the soundtrack to the movie "Legends"
    Tangerine Dream (and Bryan Ferry on vocals)

    Just one step at a time
    And closer to destiny
    I knew at a glance
    There'd always be a chance for me
    With someone I could live for
    Nowhere I would rather be

    Is your love strong enough
    Like a rock in the sea
    Am I asking too much
    Is your love strong enough?

    Just one beat of your heart
    And stranger than fantasy
    I knew from the start
    It had to be the place for me
    Someone that I would die for
    There's no way I could ever leave

    Is your love strong enough
    Like a rock in the sea
    Am I asking too much
    Is your love strong enough?

  8. Yahoo? on Yahoo To Try To Charge For POP3 Services · · Score: -1

    Aren't those the anti-capitalists that are protectionist FUCKS, excluding Canadians from selling to Amerikkkans but letting them bid on overpriced, shit quality US goods?

  9. Re:One more thing... on Apple @ MacWorld Tokyo · · Score: -1

    (which is supposedly the equivalent of a 1ghz PIII)



    Heh, you don't really believe Apple's marketting department, do you? Photoshop Filter != Every other Mac app

  10. Re:More to biology than genomics! on Bioperl 1.0 Release · · Score: -1

    I hear Squeak is the 'every-man's Smalltalk.' Is it, or is it the 'Steve Jobs balls-sucking man's Smalltalk'?

  11. Yo biatch on Bioperl 1.0 Release · · Score: -1

    Object oriented languages are known for promoting code reuse. Perl is known for promoting sucking your ballz. We should ditch that shit all quick-like.

  12. Americans can't fake it on Trackball 50 Years Old · · Score: -1

    Sorry, you're an American , not a Canadian, and it's perfectly obvious. Why don't you go back to mutilating your boys genitals or killing Muslims, Amerikkkan. Fawking trolls!

  13. I'm dead serious on IT Certifications Summary · · Score: -1

    You actually get *gasp* money if you work at McDonalds. And on a resume, what's going to look better, "unpaid wire jockey at UnheardOfCompany" or "Worked at McDonalds." HR is going to mentally eliminate "unpaid wire jockey at UnheardOfCompany", don't you think?

  14. Re:teenagers, certs, and jobs? on IT Certifications Summary · · Score: -1

    This is terrible advice. McDonalds will look much better on your resume, AND you'll actually get paid.

  15. Re:teenagers, certs, and jobs? on IT Certifications Summary · · Score: -1

    No. Get a job at McDonalds so that you can put it on your resume. Get a reference once you're done there.

    Do it. This isn't a suggestion, it's an order. Anything else is stupidity.

  16. Ooh, looking up to Openoffice eh? on KOffice Team: A Handful of Coders, a Lot of Code · · Score: -1

    Looks like they're aiming high *coughs*

  17. Re:Highest Score on Top Asteroids Scorer Gets Posthumous Award · · Score: -1

    Wasn't Defender and Last Starfighter linked somehow?

  18. Solution : Use Java! on Tips on Managing Concurrent Development? · · Score: -1

    Oops, too late. Fuckig loser, you've made your bed, now lie in it.

  19. Re:Ladies and Gentlemen! on Mopping Up Mozilla Memory Leaks · · Score: -1

    Tomorrow's word is PREMULTIPLIED. Yay.

  20. Re:Javagator on Mopping Up Mozilla Memory Leaks · · Score: -1

    -1 Offtopic? Java eliminates memory leaks, and all that's left to deal with are forgotten references which are so rare and so easy to detect that they're not a problem at all.

    The truth hurts, doesn't it?

  21. Re:38 - bit color on Sun's New Workstations and Graphics Cards · · Score: -1

    Probably not, but software designers have a bad tendency of equating output colourspace to internal modification colourspace...

  22. Re:I'm so lonely. on Sun's New Workstations and Graphics Cards · · Score: -1

    I hear Kathryn Thurber is looking for some new pandahuggles...

  23. Man they're suckers on 16 Collegiate Programmers Left in TopCoder Contest · · Score: -1

    It seems like it gives you the classes/methods you should use. I see this makes judging it simpler, but it seems sort of like CS 101 projects on a time limit.

    TopCoder is designed to get the college-level programmers who are simultaneously good coders and incredibly naive individuals.

    They're just grist for the mill. It's a shame they're too ignorant not to see it.

    They're drones.

  24. Re:I would buy this bumper sticker on Doctorow and Sterling Cyber-Riffing at SXSW · · Score: -1

    Close, but a Turing machine can have an alphabet with any number of characters, not just 0 and 1.

  25. Re:Gunhead on DragonBall: The Live Action Movie · · Score: -1

    Without Gunhed, we wouldn't have Blazing Lazers. Anime is total shit, but it redeems itself for that reason alone :)