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A reader writes: "Icrontic.com has a new article up called 'All You Need To know About IT Certifications.' It talks about several of the major Microsoft certifications, and of course, a few of the Linux certs, including Linux+ and RHCE. "

270 comments

  1. it's not a bug... by unsinged+int · · Score: 4, Funny

    >Again, because it's Microsoft, you will be required
    >to answer the questions the way Microsoft would
    >answer then, which isn't always necessarily the
    >best way.

    Typical answer sheet:

    1) It's not a bug, it's a feature.
    2) It's not a bug, it's a feature.
    3) It's not a bug, it's a feature.
    ...

    1. Re:it's not a bug... by Iamthefallen · · Score: 2

      What I learnt from the MS 70-215 (MS Windows 2000 Server exam) is, never ever ever under any circumstances buy a SCSI controller card, they ALWAYS break. Probably 20 of the questions were regarding failing SCSI cards or SCSI disks...

      Otherwise the above holds true, on the tests you have to keep in mind how things should work, that they're buggy or not implemented and actually won't work doesn't matter much, especially on the MCSD track.

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    2. Re:it's not a bug... by pmc · · Score: 3, Insightful

      on the tests you have to keep in mind how things should work

      No - you have to keep in mind how MS thinks you should work them. A lot of questions are "What is the best way of...." when best depends a lot on some specific details of the infrastructure.

      The classic (and annoying) question like this is "When somebody leaves a company what should you do with their account? Which of the following is the best answer.". The answer (according to MS) was disable them, and delete the account after 2 weeks. Huh?? This is simply barking - it may be the best for some cases, but if you are working for the security services I cannot see them thinking that this was the best policy.

      The questions have got slightly more sane recently, but so much of the MCP exams is trying to learn the MS mindset so you can work out their view of best.

    3. Re:it's not a bug... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      typical Icrontic review:

      "I got it for free, so it's a good product"

      "I bought it, since I'm bever wrong it's a good product"

    4. Re:it's not a bug... by Mondrames · · Score: 1

      Like many questions, they were trying to show you the improvements over NT. If I remember correctly, NT had a fixed number of users that could be created in a domain - so they actually said to disable and rename accounts for new users.

      I think it is entirely circumstantial though - one situation should call for one method, another situation will need another...

      But hey - learn the microsoft way and get your wallet card!

    5. Re:it's not a bug... by pmc · · Score: 2

      they were trying to show you the improvements over NT

      This was an NT4 Enterprise Exam question.

      You don't remember correctly - NT4 had a maximum recommended SAM size of 40 MB, and each account, global group, local group, and group membership counted towards it. However, the SAM could grow to at least three times this (which was a 42000 user domain, with loads of groups etc).

  2. Job Market for Techs is tough, certs or not by RN · · Score: 2, Informative
    On a related not, check this article in the ny times about the lack of jobs in tech right now.

    Is certification really that important vs. having the experience anyways?

    1. Re:Job Market for Techs is tough, certs or not by Robber+Baron · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You need both...the certification to get the job, and the experience to keep it.

      When I started working in IT support, despite having MS' "defacto standard" MCSE certification, I didn't know shit. Took 6 months to a year before I was actually useful. Today, I'm pretty much platform neutral and choose to base my recommendations on what the client needs and not what MS says will work (they are often wrong). I still have all the MS books and have hardly touched 'em after passing the exams. I prefer to find answers on the 'net that have been posted by people that actually have real-world solutions, not just what the book says.

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    2. Re:Job Market for Techs is tough, certs or not by chicks.net · · Score: 0
      > Is certification really that important vs. having the experience anyways?

      It depends on what matters to you. If finding a good job is more important than finding any old job, then certifications are useless. Sadly most people get jobs from knowing the right people.

      Some of the smartest IT hiring folks I know throw out the folks with certifications first. I heard one say "if somebody has all this time to do certifications they must not have been doing any real work." Here, here!

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    3. Re:Job Market for Techs is tough, certs or not by SCHecklerX · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I don't have certifications in anything. And having the experience, I knew enough to get a job where I would NOT be an administrator of products I hate to use.

      I now have a great job, doing the stuff I know and love, and was actually sent to school by the new company to learn the tools I'll be using 'proper' (I didn't bother getting certified, however)

      Maybe some day I will get a CISSP, but certifications on products are a stupid thing IMNSHO. A certification should be more general, demonstrating you know something about a piece of the industry, not that you know how to do it with product X.

      You don't go to college to get an advanced degree in 'using matlab' You go to become an engineer.

    4. Re:Job Market for Techs is tough, certs or not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Certs are important only if the people hiring you aren't tech-savvy themselves. If you make sure that you never report to anyone but the CTO or VP of IT, then you can pretty much cheerfully ignore the study guides forever. If you're thinking about breaking out on your own, however, bone up on the tests. Most consultants have to constantly sell themselves to people with little or no interest in tech and who often base their decisions based on "well, he's certified by Microsoft/Linux/Cisco/Novell/Whoever, so he must know what he's talking about."

    5. Re:Job Market for Techs is tough, certs or not by cecil36 · · Score: 2

      I found it rough as well to find employment after I graduated from college. Neary every employer that I talked with either over the phone or during an interview did not want me because I lacked experience (biggest joke I heard) or was lacking in what they percieved as "knowledge of the industry." Basically, my CS degree to them was the equivalent of toilet paper. I did find a job doing technical support, and while paying off a new car, I'm working on getting a couple certifications, starting with A+. Once I have a couple certs and some work experience, I should be ready to move on to the next phase of my IT career. Right now, I'm looking at wanting to do network administration and Linux administration. My theory is that with what M$ is doing, I have a feeling that IT managers and CIOs are going to switch over to Linux by refusing to pay the "Microsoft Tax".

    6. Re:Job Market for Techs is tough, certs or not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The certs imho are somewhat like the cover letter with the resume. They are a nice frill for the employer to look at when sorting through the 1,500 responses he received to their netadmin position. Depending on their mood, that useless cert might just keep you out of the round-file for a few extra days.

    7. Re:Job Market for Techs is tough, certs or not by neuroticia · · Score: 1

      The world doesn't quite work that way. Companies usually hire IT staff based on what products they know, as IT people seldom bother to learn more than a single platform and skillset. A company wants a quick way to scan through resumes and look for the skillset they need in an employee.

      A "general certification" would be like looking through the yellowpages for an optometrist and only seeing row after row of "General practice" Yes, you can be sure that the "General practice" doctors will recognize pinkeye or some other eye problems but you're looking for someone who specializes. MS-based companies do not want someone who has some skills with MS software but whose main skillset lies elsewhere.

      That said, I don't think that certification => experience and I think companies often make the mistake of hiring someone just because they have certification. Personally, I prefer platform-neutral people who are able to make informed reccomendations about what platform is best for a particular task, but that also are able to use the platform AVAILABLE whether or not it is optimal.

      -Sara

    8. Re:Job Market for Techs is tough, certs or not by Ms.Taken · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I found it rough as well to find employment after I graduated from college. Neary every employer that I talked with either over the phone or during an interview did not want me because I lacked experience (biggest joke I heard) or was lacking in what they percieved as "knowledge of the industry."

      This is not meant to be a flame, but if your attitude during interviews is at all similar to that of your post, I wouldn't hire you either.

      You seem to view the interviewer as the 'Boss' in a computer game: an enemy standing for you and advancement to the next level. Instead, why not look at the interviewer as a resource? After all they're working in an industry, or for a company. you're interested in getting into. They know about the internal workings of the company, and what jobs might be available and what qualifications they require. Take advantage of your time with them by asking THEM questions. If the interviewer's non-tech, ask them about the company, everything from what they're like to work for, to who they're biggest clients and competiors are. If they're IT management, ask them about the project or issue the department's most focused on now, and expects to be focused on in the future. At best it'll give you a great opening, ("You're having problems with database speed? What a coincidence! My senior project was optimizing the university database and I increased its speed by X%."), and at worst you'll have scored some brownie points (what techie doesn't like to talk about they're latest project/problem?) and learned a little more about what's going on in the inside.

      If it seems clear you're not going to get the job, don't stop there. Ask for their advice. Are there any other jobs they know of that might be more appropriate for you? What would they suggest you do to improve your chances of finding the kind of job you're looking for?

      You're accomplishing a number of things by taking this attitude. First you're making the interviewer like you more. You're taking them out of the adverserial roles too many interviewees put them in, you're taking an interest in what they have to say and treating the with respect. All of that makes them feel good, and though it shouldn't, that does influence who they finally recommend. Second, you get a chance to show them that there's more to you than what's on your resume. Third, you're showing initiative, interest, and ambition, all good things in a prospective employee. Finally, even if you don't get this job, you've improved your chances of getting the next job or the one after that. By the thirtieth interview, when you're intelligently discussing the industry with an insider's knowledge gleaned from the 29 previous interviews, nobody's going to be too worried about you lack of knowledge of the industry anymore.

    9. Re:Job Market for Techs is tough, certs or not by hagardtroll · · Score: 1

      I can speak to that. I actually went on an interview once. I have 12 years development experience AND MCSD certification. Based on the questions they asked, I am convinced that because of the certification, they questioned my experience. Like they were thinking "If he has this experience, then why did he get his certification?" When I didn't get the job, the recruiter told me it was because my lack of experience?!?!?

  3. Macintosh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Before you start "flame throwing", this is just a question!!! Some years back I obtained Macintosh Certification and PowerBook Certification. Since then I have went on to A+ and MCP. Not much but it does help. I was wondering, does Apple Computer still offer this certification? Is it even worth putting it on my resume'? By the way, I give up on MS certs. and am switching to Linux!! I am tired of have to start practically from scratch with MS every 2 years! And, as far as Cisco Certs go, I know some MORONS who have passed the CCNA!! Besides, I hear that is even a Network + Cert. is looked at by employers as better than a CCNA. Oh well, we all know what these papers are anyway; a foot in the door, maybe.

    1. Re:Macintosh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suggest you switch to BSD instead and become a Certified Gay BSD Engineer. You even get a cool badge!

    2. Re:Macintosh by Sj0 · · Score: 2

      I've found that the CCNA is nothing more than a pain in the ass to get for any person with experience. You read the curriculum, and you end up hearing yourself saying things like "what does that have to do with networking?", and "wait...that isn't nessessarily the correct answer..." all the time. Honestly, does it matter that much in the grand scheme of things if you know what marketing thinks functionallity, scalability, manageability, and flexibility mean? Or all the major port numbers(I personally just look them up...)? Even having to memorize router commands is really sort of a waste of time -- just hit ? and what you should be typing will show up. Easy, no?

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    3. Re:Macintosh by Xochil · · Score: 1

      The CCNA is Cisco's entry-level cert. If you want a Cisco cert that actually means something, get a CCNP or the Holy Grail.....CCNE.

    4. Re:Macintosh by LinuxOnHal · · Score: 1

      The holy grail would be CCIE (Cisco Certified Internetwork Expert)

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    5. Re:Macintosh by moankey · · Score: 1

      Macintosh certs have been worse than Microsofts. It has to do with how much you pay Apple over skill. The test itself is extremely easy, although in order to study for it you have to work for or be a Apple Service center, which all that is required is to pay Apple some thousand dollars a year to get some CD's regarding their machines.

  4. Big question: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why ?
    Is there any answer ?
    Will we ever know ?

  5. Misnomer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    They should have called this "System Administration and Network Administration Certifications" not "IT Certifications". How could they leave out Oracle certs, Java certs, security certs, etc.

    1. Re:Misnomer by mmaddox · · Score: 2

      Hell, they didn't discuss any of the certifications, just listed them and their requirements. This isn't an article, it's shit. Any fool can go look at the lists on the company sites.

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    2. Re:Misnomer by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 2

      Actually, they do mention Sun certificates on the final page, but only as a link AFAICS. You're certainly right that the "article" is much more sysadmin than programming. It's also pretty obviously MS-biased, given the vast amount of space devoted to describing their certifications compared to all others (notably including lots of detail about MCSD but almost nothing about Sun's Java programme, for example).

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  6. Oracle Certs? by NineNine · · Score: 2, Informative

    Why in the hell did Oracle get stuck in the end? Oracle Certs are some of the most valuable out there, and they're fairly damn popular, too, with those who know what in the hell they're doing.

    1. Re:Oracle Certs? by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This one's easily answered. This "article" really isn't an article -- unless I'm seriously missing something, it's an ad for their own cert programs. Since they don't offer Oracle certs, they put them way at the end in the "other" category. This is pure ad copy.

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    2. Re:Oracle Certs? by hendridm · · Score: 2

      Probably depends on your geographic location. I live in Wisconsin, where everything IT is stagnant. Linux/UNIX is minimal, and Oracle isn't used much of anywhere. MCSE or A+ is about the only thing that matters around here (most of the state, anyway, not all). You walk in with a Oracle cert and they'll say, "Wow, that's cool, but how is it going to help you image a computer?" Hell, half the people that do the initial interview are HR people anyway who are intimidated by all those confusing little acronyms I have listed on my resume.

  7. Site slashdotted! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  8. Re:Mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Awesome! My nomination for best troll of the week.

  9. Limited by Matty_ · · Score: 2

    I would have appreciated information on other certifications such as those provided by Sun or some other UNIX vendors. All we have here is Microsoft and Linux stuff.

  10. What I learned from MCP... by Spikelalala · · Score: 1

    My company offered to pay me through an MCP better than nothing I suppose...it sis come in useful, I had an incentive to learn some prigramming and put together a little quiz applet to help me pass.
    http://www.publict.co.uk/applets/70210/test er.html

  11. teenagers, certs, and jobs? by ziggy_zero · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Hey, I'm 16. Hypothetically speaking, would anybody give someone my age a job if they had some certs? I mean not like a bench-tech at CompUSA for your A+, but like a Novell admin (or even like an apprentice) with a Network+, CNA, CNE, and CISSP (and of course experience). If I could scrounge up the money, I could pass the A+, Network+, CNE, CNA, MCP, and (with a little studying) CISSP. I have experience to back it up, so don't whip the "no experience" card out on me. So all it boils down to is: should I get some certs and look for an IT job, or not waste my time (and money) and just get a normal teenager job?

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    1. Re:teenagers, certs, and jobs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey,

      So all it boils down to is: should I get some certs and look for an IT job, or not waste my time (and money) and just get a normal teenager job?

      I'd like to know this, too. I'm fifteen, homeschooled, have set up Unix servers for most of my friends, was MOUS-certified at twelve, and (if I do say so myself) know Linux and the BSD's pretty well. Ten years of Windows experience (yeah, I started early ;)). Other qualifications, too, but that's close enough.

      Here's hoping that someone besides a troll will reply to this comment. Somebody... mod this guy up.

    2. Re:teenagers, certs, and jobs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Look for an internship with a local tech company

      You wont get paid, but you'll get valuable experience, and you'll have a foot in the door at that company, or at least some good references..

    3. Re:teenagers, certs, and jobs? by GigsVT · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You'd do better freelancing in the US. Most serious companies have a policy to not hire anyone under 18 due to the legal complications of hiring minors.

      Yeah, it's age discrimination, yeah it sucks, but such is life.

      When I was 16 back in 1995, I did freelance work, with pretty much no overhead. I called the phone company, and managed to get an account open, they made me pay a pretty large deposit ($90), anyway, I got a phone number that just went directly to voice mail and didn't have a physical line attached to it. I then set up a repeating classified ad in the local paper, with the phone number in it.

      $15/hour (1 hour minimum) was my rate, I would come out to people's houses and work on their computers and such. The good thing is that you build up local reputation, and you get more business by word of mouth than anything else. Then you will eventually probably find a job in the IT industry by all the people you know.
      Generally I mostly worked on pretty rich people's computers, retired people and CEOs and general managers and people like that. Good people to know when you are loking for jobs.

      ANyway, I did this while part time employed at a grocery for around minimum wage, and also going to high school. It was a good suppliment.

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    4. Re:teenagers, certs, and jobs? by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      Are you serious, or just trolling? (badly I might add, you need to be more inflammatory!)

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    5. Re:teenagers, certs, and jobs? by Qrlx · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Why not do both? If you have some free time,go to your public library and get one of those exam guides and cram your ass off and then go take the test. If you test well, which most computer geeks do, then the tests are actually pretty easy.

      _I_ wouldn't hire someone just because they had a cert, but the typical logic is like this: Say you have two exact candidates, but one has certification and one doesn't. Which one would you pick? Now, in the real world it probably matters a whole lot more if you have a personality or a lack of body odor when you want to get a job. but having a cert. isn't a hindrance, and not having a cert. can make you _appear_ less qualified. The truth, however, is that there is NO SUBSTITUTE for hands-on experience. If you wanna learn how to build a computer, take yours apart and put it back together again, don't read some silly book about it.

      I took over my at job from an MCSE, and let me tell you the guy obviuosly didn't know the first thing about how to run a Windows network. I am not an MCSE, and I don't really want to be, but while I was out of work I got some MS certs to keep my skillz. (By the way, Skillz in Windows means notepad.exe, regedt32, and Windows-E to open up Explorer. And the LMHOSTS file, if you dare.)

      By the way, homeschooling is a nice idea for little kids, but you should try going to a normal high school like the rest of us did. Sure the education sucks, but the whole point of high school is skipping class, learning how to meet girls, and smoking pot. It's not like you'll ever use that class in Ancient and Medieval History once you're a grown-up. Tell your parents that Slashdot told you to go to the public school or you might not ever get laid until you are 30, and then you will marry her because you are so grateful, just like CmdrTaco.

      (I only wrote that last part because you set up some unix servers for your friends. methinks they are not girls. by the way if you're gay then get a mac because that is the gay computer of choice.)

      Poor kid. Hope you're reading at -1 because that's where this comment is gonna end up.

    6. Re:teenagers, certs, and jobs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you wanna learn how to build a computer, take yours apart and put it back together again, don't read some silly book about it.

      Been there, done that, since seven or so. Can't do the current one (dual-boots Win2K and OpenBSD, btw) because it's a rather expensive laptop that I like having working, but most of the servers in the basement don't even have cases on most of the time. ;)

      (By the way, Skillz in Windows means notepad.exe, regedt32, and Windows-E to open up Explorer. And the LMHOSTS file, if you dare.)

      Don't forget creating a DOS diskette and booting into there to fix things when all else fails. ;)

      By the way, homeschooling is a nice idea for little kids, but you should try going to a normal high school like the rest of us did. Sure the education sucks,

      Which is exactly why I won't. Thanks, but I'm happy teaching myself stuff. :)

      (I only wrote that last part because you set up some unix servers for your friends. methinks they are not girls. by the way if you're gay then get a mac because that is the gay computer of choice.)

      Actually, you're right. Most of my friends aren't girls... But then *I* am. (Yeah, I'm female. Surprised?)

    7. Re:teenagers, certs, and jobs? by Garen · · Score: 1

      I went the tech-job route quite early around your age, and I usually ended up working with people who were usually at least twice my age and some often even had children as old as I was.

      The major drawbacks are social: the people you work with will probably see you as a "kid", and you won't get into their "cliques". Within a corporiate structure, that can translate into a bad political climate for a talented younger person. Some may even perceive you as a threat to their cushy jobs.

      The most obvious one is that you will probably not meet many (if any at all) women. That one is a major downer, and perhaps the single most important social factor. :)

    8. Re:teenagers, certs, and jobs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is essential the what makes certs worthless...

      "If I could scrounge up the money, I could pass the A+, Network+, CNE, CNA, MCP, and (with a little studying) CISSP."

      Anyone can. See everyone think they are special and just super smart, welp, sorry pal, but these things are just easy, anyone can do it.

      "I have experience to back it up, so don't whip the "no experience" card out on me. "

      If you have experience then what do you need certs for? And where exactly is this experience from? Yes, you where a systems administrator for a fortune 500 company at 15, right pal...

      Fucking around on your home network or helping a clueless teacher use yahoo at school is NOT experience.

    9. Re:teenagers, certs, and jobs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh you are just such a little genius! oh that is sooo precious! oh your mommy must be so proud of you! your just mommies little prodigy aren't you!!

      Your not as smart as you think you are...

      I predict you will get accepted into a low end ivy school and become depressed and quit when you realize that there are literally tens of thousands of "mommies little genius"es out there and that you aren't as asmart as you think you are.

      Try getting laid or something, that would be more impressive than setting up a linux box.

      Oh ya and just becuase you started using windows at 5 that does not count as experience...

      I can see you are an egotistical moron waiting to happen...

    10. Re:teenagers, certs, and jobs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wicked. :)

      --SlashChick

    11. Re:teenagers, certs, and jobs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am a systems administrator for a Fortune 500 company, and I'm 20. I got my first real computer job when I was 15. What's your point?

      Oh yeah, and I'm female. Muahaha. :P

    12. Re:teenagers, certs, and jobs? by !ramirez · · Score: 1

      Don't waste your time. I was CNA certified when I was 17, and a 45 user Novell network admin when I was 18, and the place I admin'ed wouldn't pay me more than 9.50 an hour. Mind you, I was fresh out of high school, and in college, but basically, if you're under 21 it seems, you won't get paid what you feel you *should* get paid, and even less so in the tech sector nowadays. At least where I live, older people hate getting shown up or otherwise proven to be less technically savvy than some 18 year old kid right out of HS.

    13. Re:teenagers, certs, and jobs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are SPECIAL and UNIQUE!

      You contributions to computer science will live on for hundreds of years!

    14. Re:teenagers, certs, and jobs? by jd142 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It depends on the job, but quite frankly, probably not. First of all, because of your age, you probably fall under the protection of child labor laws. Don't know for sure, but it is a guess. If that is the case, you are limited in the number of hours you can work.

      If I were hiring, I wouldn't hire a sysadmin who could only work 20 hours a week and be restricted by law to only work til a certain time. Child Labor laws vary by state, so ymmv.

      It would also depend on the job. I work supporting a college in a university. Half of my job is people skills and things you only pick up through experience. The preference here is for people who understand graduate school and have preferably attended one. No matter how good your tech skills are, there are some things that only come through the experience of having done some of the work.

      I can't tell you how many times my co-worker and I have diagnosed a problem not because we know the os on the desktop but because we know the person behind the computer.

      So for what we do, pure technical skills wouldn't be enough.

      I'd say go ahead and get the certs now, then you'll get them out of the way. After a certain point up the ladder it isn't strictly speaking necessary to keep the certs updated, but it is enough to be able to say you did it once. I make a pretty decent wage for the area and for working as an employee at a state university, work 40 hours a week and the highest cert I got was an MCP in windows 95. Of course, I'm also working on a second masters while I work, this time in MIS, so that helps but it certainly isn't require. My boss, who makes about 10k a year more only has a ba in business, but he has the certs and knows his stuff.

    15. Re:teenagers, certs, and jobs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yet another naive sally thinks it was her brain and not her young titties that landed the job. *snicker*

    16. Re:teenagers, certs, and jobs? by restive · · Score: 2, Insightful

      First off, screw the homeschooling nay-sayers. They're uninformed idiots talking out of their backside because they wished they didn't waste years of high school and college just trying to get laid.

      I speak from experience, since I was homeschooled (K-12) and I'm now in my 20s and hold a very solid full-time technical position that pays rather well. No, I didn't get in with a technology startup that went IPO. There's no magic whiz-kid story here, but I took my goals (work, college, certs) and kept them in my sights.

      I do have some certs, including Solaris, CCNA, and several college certificates, but I think certs are overrated. If you're serious about getting a good position, I recommend doing what I do: go get a job in the field, even if you consider it "entry-level" and goto school nights/weekends through college. I'm still in school, and I'm currently looking at graduate programs, since corporate tuition reimbursement will help out. (Another added benefit of getting a job in the industry. Employers love you for it, and vice versa!)

      I have quite a few years on you, but I'm still considered "young" and "inexperienced" by the general industry. Stay realistic and realize that you can ALWAYS learn, no matter how trivial the job might seem. The hardest challenge for us younger folks is undoing the "cocky know-it-all" label that so many younger people fit under. Stay humble, stay respectful, stay willing to learn and employers will LOVE you.

      Just my $.02

      P.S. The pot-smokers and bed-partner-chasers can NOT keep up with someone with solid study skills and determination to reach their goals. 15 years from now, you'll be "the Joneses" and they'll get to look at your Porsche from across the street.

    17. Re:teenagers, certs, and jobs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a pleasure to see another lady coming into this field. I'm hoping after a time that the community of comp.os.single.cant.get.laid males will stop swooping over the tech women and allow this field to diversify.

      I am blessed to have a female coworker at my work, where i maintain a complex series of perl scripts, MySQL databases, and other proprietary things (poopoo on Centura SQLBase), and it's really nice to have a woman's point of view from time to time. She corrects my "tech is right I AM ALWAYS RIGHT" mentality when I need it.. and I show her things when she needs to know them.

      It's neat.

    18. Re:teenagers, certs, and jobs? by mrjohnson · · Score: 1

      Simple advice, kept short: keep your eyes on your goals, always work towards them, and be patient.

      You're young, and you'll get into the field soon enough. But let's face it, lots of tech people are taking jobs at Best Buy in order to pay the rent. You can curse your parents for having you too late to enjoy the dotcom boom. :-)

      Nobody is going to pay you what you're worth, so you're looking to gain experience. (Real experience, not setting up your friend's filesharing server. I mean something the PHBs will respect.)

      Also, take advantage of the fact that you still live with your parents (hopefully :-). Later in life, you'll have to take jobs that won't teach you anything because you have to by the wife a huge SUV to haul the kids to soccer practice. Look for the sort of job that will give you experience and further your skills and take it, no matter how degrading you think the pay is.

    19. Re:teenagers, certs, and jobs? by crevette · · Score: 1

      Still, even if you don't go to school for the guys and the pot, do it for yourself. A degree is nice to have. And while you may think that there is nothing to learn there, there is a-plenty.

      Even if greek history isn't going to be useful for your career, it's nice to open up your horizon.

      I personaly wouldn't bother hiring anyone who doesn't have some kind of education. And I'm not talking cert courses. Sure, there is a lot of really good people without education, but there is helluva more bad ones. Also, consider that you need a degree of some sort if you want to go work in another country. I know the states are so great and all, but there is actualy interesting people in other countries!

    20. Re:teenagers, certs, and jobs? by screenbert · · Score: 1

      I was A+ at 17, MCP at 18, CCNA at 20, MCSE at 20, CCNP at 22 and have now started on my CCIE. However I started working at 14 (home-schooled) and made 5.50 and hour. At 18 I was making $15 per hour and at 19 I was salaried at $40,500 with a fortune 500 company. I now work for a smaller public fortune 1000 corporation but make almost $70K at 22.

      It's more than just having technical skills, but the people skills that make people feel at ease and that they are making the right decision. I don't have a degree either. I do work my butt off and I'm always careful to keep an eye on my ego. Nobody likes a know-it-all. I'm not saying everyone can do it. But there are those people out there that have the "soft skills" that allow them to succeed to a great degree if they can learn technical skills. Sometimes they just don't know it. If I were a hiring manager I would look not for certifications or technical skills as much as the person and there capability to learn and interact with other people. If they have that they can learn anything techinical. Just my 2 cents.

    21. Re:teenagers, certs, and jobs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got my MCSE when I was 14, and now, at age 16, I am the network administrator for a 4 million dollar/year company.

      In my experience it's worth it. I did have some trouble getting a job at first, mainly because I was 15 and didn't have my high school diploma, but I was able to get a good job. And while I am mainly hired for "cheap labor" (still make much more than your average teenager, but not as much as most people in my posistion) when I'm 21 and am able to say I have 5 years experience plus a belt of certifications, I'm attending a good college, it will definatly be worth it when the paychecks come in.

      I'd say go for. You have the advantage of home school to, which means a lot more flexibility. Attending regular school with 5+ hours homework they give you while trying to pass some of these exams isn't exactly the easiest thing to do. If I had the flexibility of time I have no doubt I could be a CISSP by now, (which I'm working on right now.) and probably good ways towards getting my CCIE (my next goal.)

      One other thing, I would probably consider public school. All the kids I know that are/were homeschooled were a bit... socially awkward. You should have the high school experience, I really don't know where I would be if I didn't have the friends, experience, or the teachers I have at Brighton High School. Plus homeschooling just doesn't look very good on a college application or a resume. Having no high school diploma was really hard for me to get a job, and just having my GDE or whatever I can't imagine making it any easier.

      -Drew

    22. Re:teenagers, certs, and jobs? by yintercept · · Score: 2

      Save the cash and concentrate on getting a real CS degree. I would also take a lot of math, and really learn programming theory, not just Microsoft's implementation.

      You might look through the job boards. You will see more people asking for CS degrees than certifications. I think this trend will continue. Also the really cool design jobs will all demand a mastery of theory. Some will even look down on certs.

      Certtifications tend to lose their luster as they age. The people who pass the certs in the first few weeks are generally the tops in their field. They then tell the questions to the book publishers. The publishers then create memorize the answer CBTs. Utimately, you get to the place where passing or failing a certification becomes more a matter of the course material you purchased than the knowledge of the program. I think it is somewhat a crooked field.

      I worked for a company that boasted that anyone could get a MCSE if they memorized the answers to the questions. Students work for several weeks in a row memorizing answers, with just a little bit of work on the programs to break the monotony...these students did significantly better than those who studied the program. Guess what? HR departments know about this, further discount the certs.

    23. Re:teenagers, certs, and jobs? by autechre · · Score: 2

      Homeschooling is certainly "a degree of some sort." Some of my friends were schooled in the CHEN (Christian Home Educator's Network) program. They got their high school degree in 3 years, and certainly a better education than public school would have provided. I credit myself for any knowledge I picked up while in public school :)

      And homeschooling doesn't necessarily mean always being at home. At least with CHEN, there are a few classes a week (such as art classes) where everyone in the surrounding area goes to learn in a classroom setting (because obviously, not everyone has parents who can really teach art).

      Most homeschoolers I know also started going to college part time at age 15 while they were still finishing up "high school."

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    24. Re:teenagers, certs, and jobs? by AnalogBoy · · Score: 2

      I'm in my lower 20's, and can definately say it's true you get treated like a kid. When i got hired on at my last job, they almost instantly promoted the least competent admin to senior admin. After that, he contunally referred to me as "kid" and treating me like i was his arrogant young teenage son.

      I could care less if i got into their cliques. I just wanted to work. I'm in it for the $. Well, last month, they took that away from me, based on - guess what - my age. Since im in my lower 20's, i have less experience, even though i have the same amount of years working with computers (as in real world, not playing on my pc at home) as their senior administrator. I think the reason was they promoted him to a manager of unix systems, and he didn't like that i quite literally knew more about the systems than he (for god sakes, he didn't even know what SSH, NIS, or SUDO were.)

    25. Re:teenagers, certs, and jobs? by Nameles · · Score: 1

      What I did:
      1. Went to a computer store and asked for a job. Got turned down cause the guy liked his techs 18 and more experience with customers than I had (no paying customers, family and friends of).
      2. Had a friend call me the next weekend to see if I wanted to work at same computer store (his dad knew the owner well). Worked there for two weekends, and asked for a weekday job, got it.

      Now this might not work for you, but ask friends/relatives/whoever if anyone knows someone looking for help in the computer feild. If you get an actual job with computers, take it, even if you don't get paid (I didn't get paid for the first two weekends). This gets you references if you get fired or they don't need help anymore. People skills help in ANY job, especially if you can bullshit well with people.

      I'm 16, so I'm not in a much better boat than you, other than the fact that I can work more hours (in my state at least). Where I work, I get paid under the table, so since the gov't doesn't know I work, I can work as much as I want to (I work about 30+ hours a week, plus school.) Same pay as a normal HS job, but with the taxes already taken out.

    26. Re:teenagers, certs, and jobs? by Meech · · Score: 1

      Well you may know your stuff, but the answer is that it depends. Does the company have a big IT staff or a small staff? If the IT department is huge, then sure, why not. There will be people to work with and to replace you if your teenage ways overcome you, i.e. if you f#ck up, then the company doesn't have to pay for it. However if the company is small, then it would be a problem. As a 16 year old, having a "real" job is stressful and may be too much for you to handle. The tech part is fun, but the rest of the stuff that goes along with a job may end up killing the company if you decided to walk.

      My advice...be a kid while you are one.

    27. Re:teenagers, certs, and jobs? by kryonD · · Score: 1

      Home schooling is a very unfortunate double edge sword. Despite what most people think, the most important part of highschool has nothing to do with academics and drugs. If you have a desire to learn, even a terrible public school should still provide you with a library, a free internet connection, and at least one or two teachers who actually care. Anyone who sits through highschool expecting their education to be handed to them deserves to fail out of college and work minimum wage the rest of their lives. Anyone who does drugs deserves to be taken out in the street and publicly beaten by their friends and family for being stupid. (yes, that includes smoking and excessive alcohol use...it destroys your body and makes everyone around you uncomfortable)

      The real value you take away from public school is learning how to interract with a variety of people. In college, the homeschooled folks usually stood out like a sore thumb and we did our best to get them out of their dorms and into society so they could learn how to talk to people. And yes, trying to get laid is a big part of this as trying to communicate with the opposite sex has, is, and always will be the biggest mystery known to mankind. College is no different when it comes to what you really take away. Often the particular degree you get isn't even worth the paper it's printed on. For college, what you've really accomplished is surviving 4 or 5 years working for a variety of different and demanding bosses and managing to please enough of them to pass their classes.

      It all comes back to the key thing harped on by most of the posts in this thread, the interview. How capable are you of communicating to another individual what you know. Unless you are experienced in guaging what the interviewer's education level is, you could walk out of an interview feeling great, and then never understand why they didn't hire you. This is especially important if you are looking for a tech management job. You can know everything under the sun, but if you come off as an arrogant know-it-all, no one's going to hire you because they know no one will want to work for you.

      For a tech, knowing how to interrect with people is the difference between beeing in the trenches and bitching about the management, or actually being the management. Yeah, you may spend less time hacking at the system, but you actually get to make the decisions and you also get paid a hell of a lot more.

      Disclaimer: I have met quite a few homeschooled people, some of which have done just fine. A majority of them did have trouble being team players during the first part of college, but most got over it and learned. This is just the observations of an IT Manager who has a college degree in General Engineering and not one single certification. My success came from my ability to talk to people and convey to them that I also know a great deal about Computer Programming, Operating Systems and Network Management.

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    28. Re:teenagers, certs, and jobs? by TheLinuxWarrior · · Score: 1
      To answer your question honestly, I think it would be tough for you to break into the industry at your age. I think many people would equate your age to mean no experience, regardless of what you actually may have.

      I don't think that should stop you from doing it though. I think you should pursue it if your goal is to work in the IT industry. Take an entry level admin position somewhere, then move up from there. I would also suggest college. Certs can be expired over time or upgrade cycles. Your college degree would never require renewal, and many employers demand it.

      The up side is that it would put you in a much better position having certs and maybe a degree at a pretty young age as you begin looking for better paying and more challenging positions.

      What you do with your career from there is all up to you.

    29. Re:teenagers, certs, and jobs? by ameoba · · Score: 2

      At least get your ass out of highschool first; Don't be tempted to drop out by the lure of easy money. Trust me, it's never worth it.

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    30. Re:teenagers, certs, and jobs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, I was running my high school's Unix box at 17 when the previous administrator (a teacher) left the district to pursue other things in life. It's interesting when your teachers are also your users - you walk into class and they ask you about something or other on the system like you're one of them.

      Certs? At 17? No way. I demonstrated that I could run the box at least as well as the old crew, and that was good enough for them.

      It's been many years and I'm still running things for the school district with no certs. It's all based on experience and my track record of producing good stuff for them.

      Personally, I call certs wallpaper.

    31. Re:teenagers, certs, and jobs? by jred · · Score: 1

      Thinking that you're 16, you're probably in school. Finding an IT job that will work around your hours might be difficult. You could probably get some kind of internship, but there's no money in it. Plus that's really for experience & you say you've got that.

      That being said, I think you should look into college. I'm sure you've heard that before :) I don't know if you can get a head start, but if you can start taking classes now, do it. The certs won't do you any good right now. By the time you're employable (in "the man"'s eyes), your certs will be out of date. If I could change one thing about my life, that would be it. College. As an added bonus, you get coeds :)

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    32. Re:teenagers, certs, and jobs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Porsche? Big effin deal! I'd much rather have the kitcar '66 Cobra with a screamin' big-block 460! Blow that Porsche away anytime!

    33. Re:teenagers, certs, and jobs? by sinserve · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Big Fucking deal.

      " got my MCSE when I was 14, and now, at age 16"

      I got my MCSE when I was 7, and now, at age 34, I am an NT admin for
      a fortune 500 company. and I too, am a chick.

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    34. Re:teenagers, certs, and jobs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, don't be a prick. ;)

      -Drew

    35. Re:teenagers, certs, and jobs? by kruczkowski · · Score: 2

      Yes!

      A lot of places, moslty the Goverment, know MS only. When my old boss found out I was 19 she laught at me and asked my, "What do you about NT kid?" I said, "Well, I have the MSCE..." No one in that organization had the MCP. She hired me two weeks later.

      Like someone said, "Certification never hurt"

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    36. Re:teenagers, certs, and jobs? by kruczkowski · · Score: 2

      Also when your 18 you will have 2 years experance!

      "Yes, I obtained the MCSE two years ago on the old Windows XP track..."

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    37. Re:teenagers, certs, and jobs? by kruczkowski · · Score: 2

      by the way if you're gay then get a mac because that is the gay computer of choice.

      Really? I was thinking of getting an ibook....

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    38. Re:teenagers, certs, and jobs? by Fjord · · Score: 1

      Although, a 20 hour/week low paying job is good for an admin assistant position. Basically the repetitive shit jobs get dumped on the assistant. The admin is still on call to break the 1 in 10 that randomly decide to fail.

      Still, right now is a bad time for 16 year olds, because of the economy. Then again, a 16 year old won't have a "I used to have a real job" attitude.

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    39. Re:teenagers, certs, and jobs? by Fjord · · Score: 1

      I'm 25 now. I got my first job when I was 16 at Bell Northern Research developing a software platform for testing hardware. I have never in my entire career felt that anyone has treated me the way you describe. I'm the youngest one at my company. There is a guy who is a year older than me, but acts very young. People treat him accordingly.

      Perhaps you should look towards yourself to see why people feel you are immature. People here know my age, but they constantly forget about it.

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      -no broken link
    40. Re:teenagers, certs, and jobs? by AnalogBoy · · Score: 2

      I'm going to assume you live up north. Regional attitudes towards youth vary. Here, in the south, right outside of nashville, the attitude that a yung'un should mind his elders even when his elders are morons still takes the helm.

      Keep in mind that this *IS* the home of country music, you can count on seeing a rebel flag on one out of every 4 cars, and about half the population dropped out of highschool to pursue a lucrative job in fry cooking.

    41. Re:teenagers, certs, and jobs? by Fjord · · Score: 1

      I live in Jacksonville, Florida, a baptist run town, not quite south enough to be out of the bible belt. We all call each other "sir" here. Plenty of rebel flags around (though most are ouside of people's houses instead of on their cars) and few of my friends outside of work completed high school. The seniors at this company are all ex-military. I worked for another company down here a few years ago (before that, I was up north). I found the same thing up there as I do down here. Act young, get treated young. Most people don't even realize how they do it to themselves.

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  12. Security certs by lamj · · Score: 5, Informative

    This article missed all the certs in the security field.

    CISSP

    CISA

    SANS GIAC

    In general, CISSP and CISA are more heavy on theory and SANS GIAC are more on practical knowledge (hands-on). Notice that GIAC actually offers many different certs in different area.

    They are all hard to get. For example, CISSP requires a 6 hours exams (which isn't easy at all). GIAC requires a practical assignment (to show hands-on knownledge - require real world experience) as well as one or two 2 hours exam.

    1. Re:Security certs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How typical of a bedroom hardware review site. Probably Mortin's mom made him go take the trash out before he got around to that part of the article.

    2. Re:Security certs by tqbf · · Score: 3, Interesting
      There are perhaps thousands of people in the world that have obtained CISSP certification.

      There are perhaps a few thousand people in the world who can credibly claim to be expert in the disciplines of computer security.

      Almost nobody in the latter category is a member of the former.

      Security certification is a bad idea.

    3. Re:Security certs by TheCabal · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There are perhaps thousands of people in the world that have obtained CISSP certification.

      If my CISSP number is any indication, there are slightly less than 30,000 worldwide.

      There are perhaps a few thousand people in the world who can credibly claim to be expert in the disciplines of computer security. Almost nobody in the latter category is a member of the former.

      Is this a case of knowing what one doesn't know? I'm SANS certified and a CISSP. I wouldn't consider myself an "expert" in security. I'd be highly dubious of anyone calling themselves a security expert. I'm certainly "security aware", and strive to make my networks as secure as possible. Thankfully, my external systems have been locked down enough to resist any breaking attempts so far (knocks on wood). Oh yeah, they're Windows servers, too (you anti-MS zealots can STFU, thank you). Am I an expert or just lucky so far? Management says I'm an expert.

      I didn't particularly care for the way the CISSP exam was written and administered, but while studying for it, my eyes were opened to a few things I haven't considered before. Before, I was tightly focused on the technical side of securing systems, and hadn't realized that there are operational and administrative security issues to be dealt with. Something good does come from these tests.

      Security certification is a bad idea.

      Maybe, but it's certainly good for me when it comes time for my reviews, or when I'm looking for new work. That's what it all really boils down to: how many letters you can get behind your name. Management doesn't know which certs are worthless and which might actually mean something. They're also convinced that GIAC, MCSE, CCNA, CISSP, (acronyms ad nauseum) is better than someone who's had 10-15 years hands-on experience. They use it as a hiring tool because it helps them save time.

    4. Re:Security certs by Eric+Green · · Score: 3
      LOL! Security is a mindset, not a product. All the certificates in the world are no good unless you have the kind of deviant, paranoid mindset that sees a threat behind every innocuous-appearing file on disk. I've seen some of these "certified" people, and yeah, they know the jargon, but they don't have the chops.

      But since everybody wants certificates nowdays, I guess I gotta have some of my own.

      -- Eric Lee Green, ELGCSP, POOE*

      [*ELGCSP -- ELG Certified Security Professional.
      POOE -- Piercer Of Overblown Egos.]

      [Get your own POOE here!]

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  13. About the Cisco Exams... by meggito · · Score: 1

    One problem I noticed with this article is that the author is under the impresion that you need a CCNA certification before you can get a CCNP certification, or a CCNP before a CCIE. This, flatly, isn't true. I met more than one person who has gone stright to CCIE when I went up for a litle session with Cisco in their Northern Virginia offices. The truth is that if you know your shit you can go straight to the CCIE without any other certification (but if you don't know it you're out quite a bit of money). They also seem to completely ignore the CCDA (design) and CCDP that can still culminate in a CCIE. And, as a sidenote, I was told that noone has all 3 CCIE certifications, though a couple guys had all of them when there were only 2.

    1. Re:About the Cisco Exams... by lamj · · Score: 1

      You need CCNA to become CCNP.
      You need CCDA to become CCDP.
      CCIE does not require prerequisite, so you can go straight to it without any other certs, but doing it step by step is easier.

    2. Re:About the Cisco Exams... by saridder · · Score: 2

      I was at a meeting with a CCIE program manager a few weeks back and there is one guy with 4 CCIE certs and all active. As for the CCIE C/S, only 6 people have passed it (so far) and one is the proctor in Nova Scotia.

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    3. Re:About the Cisco Exams... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not quite - I work for one of the few companies that has at least one triple CCIE - http://www.thrupoint.net

    4. Re:About the Cisco Exams... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, the Cisco exams seem to be good for commoditized networking kinds of things, but it seems like the Juniper JNCIE tests are a little more rigorous.. (And, one would assume, doesn't contain a bunch of obsolete protocols..)

      CCIEs seem to be pretty common place these days, everyone has their gold plated # on the business card.. Many of the higher number usually proving nothing more than 'I can pass the CCIE'.

    5. Re:About the Cisco Exams... by Leon+da+Costa · · Score: 1

      We've got a guy with three of them in our company... (although, admittedly, he's got R&S, ISP-Dial and Design (he's one of the 4 Design-CCIE's))

      That makes my "one" CCIE seem kinda irrelevant *sob*.

  14. They don't mention... by Leeji · · Score: 1

    If you want to talk about "real world value" in a certification, those "in the know" will tell you the only real linux certification is a blindfolded install of Debian!

    After that, the MS certifications (The following are valid responses to a blue screen of death...) are pretty shallow.

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    1. Re:They don't mention... by Mr+Windows · · Score: 1

      Blindfolded installation of Debian? In my day, we had to toggle in our own operating system from the bootloader, and we thought ourselves lucky. Tell that to the youth of today, and they won't believe you...

    2. Re:They don't mention... by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 2
      PDP-11/60!
      Load the tape from a program toggled into the registers from front-panel switches!
      Then you might be able to mount a 10 Mb disk!

      This was in 1981 still... not the 'dark ages.'

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      Never been known to fail..."
  15. Questions on certs.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I seem to have a problem I am a DEC Hosted Certified Professional...

    During Interviews I talk about "Bit bucket full - rip paper..."

    But I keep being asked about numbers and periods...

    What is going on?

  16. No LPI???? This is the one to have by i_want_you_to_throw_ · · Score: 4, Informative

    I have struggled with this certification issue and my employer didn't want to pay the money for RHCE. Then one day I seredipitously managed to stumble across LPI Linux Certification in a Nutshell by O'Reilly.

    Suprisingly the LPI isn't covered in the article.

    As Linux certs go it doesn't depend on the financial solvency of a company (get an RHCE and if RH goes out of business then what?). It's vendor neutral (rejoice Mandrake and Suse fans).

    Plus there's an animal book on it! Instant credibility.

    Plus if you want to own your own certs and not have an employer to hold it over your head you can't beat the price (only a few hundred bucks for the whole shooting match).

    More info available at lpi.org

    1. Re:No LPI???? This is the one to have by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      >>Suprisingly the LPI isn't covered in the article.

      Pissed off more like it... to see that the LPI certs weren't listed, much less mentioned, on this article. I have recently passed the two exams required for the Level 1 certification (more info on the lpi site). One thing that I find amusing is the fact that the institute takes six to ten weeks to process and deliver the "paper" certificates to the successful candidates. Needless to say, I am still waiting for my certificate :-)

      As for preparing for the exams themselves, I used the O'Reilly LPI Linux Certification in a Nutshell by Jeff Dean. This is all I needed to brush up on the exam objectives as governed by the institute. I am eagerly looking forward for the "sequel" to the ORA LPI title that will hopefully cover the LPIC Level 2 exams, which are still in the beta stages last time I checked.

      Since the exams are administered via computer by VUE -- multiple choice, single guess (radio buttons); multiple choice, multiple guesses (checkboxes); and fill in the blank, either you know it or you don't -- they can be relatively inexpensive, considering that there are no "hands-on" portion, unlike the RHCE. Each level (1, 2 (beta), 3 (planning)) is acquired by passing two exams which cost one hundred US dollars each. Candidates can even reach some kind of discount by participating in beta administration of the exams.

      At the moment, I am wondering if the LPIC Level 1 that I currently hold will have any kind of validation without the accompanying Level 2 cert.

      Oh... about the LPI omission in the article... I suppose I'll just have to build a bridge and get over it.

    2. Re:No LPI???? This is the one to have by whoop · · Score: 1

      One note about that O'Reilly LPIC 1 book, read the errata and user comments on the book's website. There were many factual errors that I found annoying. For a certification book, you'd think checking every example question, fact, etc would be fairly high on their priorities.

    3. Re:No LPI???? This is the one to have by Chemical · · Score: 1
      Looking at the sample questions on LPIs website, the questions seem incredibly basic. Unlike RedHat's test which has some really in depth hands on tests (like setting up a Redhat server to a set of specs in 3 hours and fixing a broken server), this test seems to ask very simplistic questions like "Which command would you use to alter the permissions of a file". Anyone who has worked with Linux even a little would be able to pass the 101 test. The Level 2 sample questions don't look that much harder. Ususally low level (and practically unknown) certs like this will not help you get a job. What Linux really needs in the way of certs is something fairly high level that is not tied into a specific vendor.

      On another note, CompTIA now has a low level Linux cert called Linux+. I haven't seen any questions from it, but if it is anything like CompTIAs other certs, anyone with two IQ points to rub together should be able to pass it.

  17. Certs and job postings by zaphod123 · · Score: 1

    Here in Southern California, I have only seen MCSE or the A+ certs asked for in job postings.

    Has anyone seen a job ad asking for a ccna/ccnp/ccie?

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    1. Re:Certs and job postings by saridder · · Score: 1

      There's plenty of Cisco jobs (not as much as there used to be).

      http://jobsearch.monster.com/jobsearch.asp?cy=US &b rd=1&lid=348&lid=350&lid=354&q=cisco

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    2. Re:Certs and job postings by WildBeast · · Score: 1

      Yes there is but not that many, however the salaries for ccna/ccnp/ccie's are pretty high.

  18. I put no stock on certs by dfn5 · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I feel that experience speaks far stronger than any certification can. People seem to think that if they get a certification they can land a high paying job in IT. I know plenty of people with various certifications who are dumb as a box of rocks. I personally think it is a waste of a company's money to pay for certifications and I think it is a waste of people's time to get them. Not to say that there isn't value in classes to get up to speed on something quickly when there isn't enough time to spend reading the book first. But when time isn't an issue read the book.

    Eight years ago I started out as a UNIX administrator by reading "Essential System administration" and then getting an entry level job making not much money. From their I started reading "DNS & Bind", "sendmail", etc, etc. Now I am a Sr. Unix Administrator (with a book shelf full of Oreily books). A few years ago I wanted to get into databases, so I read Oracle beginners guide and then the DBA handbook. I started doing DBA tasks and my company sent me to a backup and recovery class to get up to speed on it quickly. I have no certifications, nor do I have the desire to pursue them.

    I guess what I'm trying to say is that if one really wants to get into IT they have to enjoy it to the point that they feel motivated to learn new things on their own. Too many people just equate certification to salary.

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    1. Re:I put no stock on certs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      O'Reilly books! LOL.

    2. Re:I put no stock on certs by Skater · · Score: 1

      This type of thing has been true before.

      There was a time when most people *didn't* get bachelor's degrees (now almost everyone gets at least that). No problem, companies still hired them.

      However, that's changed: now, bachelors are basically required for most jobs, and the "standouts" are the people with a masters or a doctorate.

      So, I agree (for now) that these aren't required. But, I bet in the future they will be. After all, what happens if the company you work for is purchased by another company, and that new company wants everyone to have some certification? You either earn it quickly or find a new job...

      --RJ

    3. Re:I put no stock on certs by Garen · · Score: 1

      I feel that experience speaks far stronger than any certification can. People seem to think that if they get a certification they can land a high paying job in IT. I know plenty of people with various certifications who are dumb as a box of rocks.

      Certifications can at least demonstrate that someone has a minimum set of working knowledge. That goes a long way for a third-party in evaluating a long list of applicants which they can't really objectively measure.

      Of course they could be entirely unmotivated slugs and have only been interested in studying neat little discrete case-studies so that they could get the cert -- but at least in this way they have provided some kind of filter that would help identify those who are qualified. No doubt its not a perfect world, and computing-trivia isn't an inescapable indicator of capability -- but its a hard problem to solve.

      As the author of this article mentioned, it can get you the interview. At that point, hopefully the interviewer can assess them in a way that shows they have experience.

    4. Re:I put no stock on certs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      welcome to the year 2002.. this isn't 8 years ago. No one is going to hire me because I read "Essential System Administration"...

    5. Re:I put no stock on certs by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2
      Certifications can at least demonstrate that someone has a minimum set of working knowledge. That goes a long way for a third-party in evaluating a long list of applicants which they can't really objectively measure.
      I would agree with you here, if you add in the caveat 'Certifications that have a physical/lab component.'
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    6. Re:I put no stock on certs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit, I landed a sysadmin job without a 4 year degree.

  19. SAIR and LPI Certs by reaper20 · · Score: 2

    Anoyne have any experience with the SAIR and the LPI certifications?

    I got an exam cram and a nutshell book for them and have been using them as bathroom reading material. Even if I never end up taking the tests, it is nice that a certification forces you to learn certain things.

    Being that a good portion of us are self-taught Linux guys, I've never really found a use for sed and awk until I read about them in this book. And I've even started learning vi! (ugh).

    One day I guess I'll got get a cert - comp.os.linux, www.linuxdoc.org, and the Ars Technica Linux Forum probably wouldn't have that much weight on a a resume. Heh.

    1. Re:SAIR and LPI Certs by NetJunkie · · Score: 3, Informative

      SAIR is not good. Basically they want you to buy THEIR books which spell the answers out for you. The LPI certs are very good and do a great job of being vendor neutral. I wrote an LPI study guide so I may be biased, but not much because I took both certs before deciding on which one to write.

    2. Re:SAIR and LPI Certs by Enry · · Score: 3, Informative

      I just took the LPI 101 exam (passed) and will probably take the 102 to get level 1 certification and go on to the 20* exams.

      The exam is weighted (good) and is very vendor neutral (good) and does have areas for you to comment on questions you get (good). But some of the quesitons require memorization of various flags (bad) and ask about outdated information (real bad). I can't give examples of questions, since I signed a nice form saying I won't disclose any of the questions. Hopefully the weighting takes these facts into account.

      The price for the exam ($100USD) was affordable, even when unemployed, and there are at least a dozen locations within 20 miles of here (Boston, MA) where I can take the exam.

    3. Re:SAIR and LPI Certs by LKH · · Score: 1

      I've passed both LPI 101 and 102, each first time. For both of them, I just used online guides, in combination with the Linux books on my shelf (Running Linux, Linux in a Nutshell, Linux Network Administrator's Guide, Hacking Linux Exposed). This was in combo with running Linux at home, at work where I could, as well as using HP-UX extensively at work. I have no formal Linux education.

      I plan on taking 201/202 later on this year.

      I found them to be good exams, not easy. The ask a bit about flags, etc, so you really need to have used the commands a bit, not just read about them.

      I am also certified in HP-UX sys admin, and I am currently working towards getting my Openview Network Node Manager and Openview Operations certs. I found the LPI exams to be more difficult than these ones, but not too bad.

      I am not sure how much I will push it in future that I am certified. In some ways I did it just to improve my knowledge. I did pick up a few new things too, in terms of commands I hadn't really used much, and lesser-used options.

      Right now all I need is a little more time to get around to doing my upcoming certs....

      - Lindsay

    4. Re:SAIR and LPI Certs by AnalogBoy · · Score: 2

      :( I wish i could afford $100.. Unemployment around here only gives out $275 a week, and my bills take up all of that. :( :( :(

      I'm 4/7ths through my MCSE, and everyone i spoke to, including the hiring manager i count as a friend, says i need that cert to get in the door around here nowadays. Jeez, this sucks.

  20. most difficult cert? by yerdaddy · · Score: 1

    The RHCE certification is to Linux what the CCIE certification is to networking. An extraordinary amount of knowledge is required on all levels in order to attain this certification. RHCE is without a doubt one of the most difficult certifications to get.

    I had heard this exam wasn't all that bad. Any stories from people out there who have taken it? Esp. from those who went in confidently (like I'm about to next month) and ultimately failed?

    1. Re:most difficult cert? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's crap: read the exam cram guide: it's all friggin RH, and very little core linux.
      Sure you have to install and then repair your
      server, and there is a written test. Hardly
      the ccie.

    2. Re:most difficult cert? by PhuCknuT · · Score: 1

      I have both an RHCE and a CCNA, and I can tell you absolutely that ANY cisco cert is harder than the RHCE. Comparing the RHCE to CCIE in terms of dificulty is like comparing climbing your stairs to climbing a mountain.

    3. Re:most difficult cert? by TheCabal · · Score: 1

      One of my coworkers took the RHCE. The multiple choice test was OK... he said a few people started bawling, but it had been a pretty brutal week leading up to the test. The hands-on tests really wiped out a lot of people. The final test, which requires the test taker to set up a Linux server with certain services and recompile the kernel leave very little time for error.

    4. Re:most difficult cert? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I took this cert approximately 1 year ago; and while I didn't find it difficult, there were several parts of the test that can through you for a loop if you don't pay attention. Not easy; but not as difficult as they say it is. Especially if you use RedHat on a daily basis.

    5. Re:most difficult cert? by Obasan · · Score: 1

      I wrote the RHCE 7.2 cert recently. My basic impression was, if you have hands on experience administering linux or another UNIX writing the RHCE will not be a problem. If you only took the in class material, and haven't tinkered on your own, you will likely get into deep trouble on this exam. Unlike a pure multiple choice exan, there is problem solving involved both in the debug and in the server setup portions of this exam. People who just crammed the material from the books will not do well on this test.

      That being said, having been using linux about 6 years now, for a number of those as my primary desktop OS, I took the exam after basically sleeping through the 4 day "crash course" and got very close to perfect.

      I was pleased that this exam was not overly focused on Redhats linux distribution. A few multiple choice questions were about RH specific tools, but even if you get these wrong you will still do fine on the cert. And in the debug and install portions they don't make you solve the problems any particular way. You are given a set of criteria and told to "do it" however you choose to make it happen.

      YMMV.

    6. Re:most difficult cert? by Don't+Exist · · Score: 1

      Get this one. I taught at a local computer training centre here in Hong Kong. I was teaching Linux and one of my students ask me whether I had the RHCE certificate. I said no. I asked if anybody has even heard about it. The same student then informed me and the whole class that his company sent 11 guys to the entire Redhat course. I mean RH-Basic, System Admin, Networking and lastly the RHCE-300 course. 2 of them failed completely and the rest got over 50% of the scores but no one could get 80% for a cert. Only one guy, a Caucasian (read: Somebody good with English) who did not take the courses got certified. That was a real scare for many people here in Hong Kong. Apparently, it was spread all around. I mean, the student said that they could just have burnt the money for what it was worth. Anyways, I decided that it would be good for me to get such a difficult cert. I took the RH-300 and then the exam. I cannot believe the simplicity of the test. Okay, the troubeshooting part was for those who had actually dealt with the kind of scenarios they used for the test. The server setup was not that bad at all. I have the RHCE but I would not call myself an expert. Just somebody who knows enough about Linux but not everything.

  21. Network+ that valuable?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From reading the article, the author made it sound like the Network+ cert was quite well recognized and valuable. I've done the A+ and now the CCNA, and looked at the Network+ (even bought a study guide). Frankly, it didn't seem that impressive - it looks pretty much like MS' Networking Essentials test, and most general concepts are already covered by the CCNA.

    Anyone have experience with employers placing more weight on the Network+ over a Cisco cert??

    1. Re:Network+ that valuable?? by dbremner · · Score: 1

      I've got a Network+. It's basically the first 3 chapters of Cisco's CCNA. To prepare, I went to Boson Software and got one of their prep tests for it. Easy to get, but somewhat expensive, I'd stick with Cisco.

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  22. At the end of the day by sebol · · Score: 1

    At the end of the day, after many ppl asking "Why BlahBlah certification no included?"

    This /. comments will become refering place for people looking for IT certification.

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  23. Lamest site on the web. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While you're at Icrontic don't forget to check out

    - "reviews" - positive write ups on any free stuff they were able to scam

    - "links" - links to slashdot that is

    - "articles" - a great way to get an idea of what a little fuckwit runs this site.

    I'll bet you anything you like the story was submitted by an Icrontic webmaster.

    1. Re:Lamest site on the web. by place4linux · · Score: 1

      I'm so glad it wasn't just me that noticed that.

      The article referred to has nothing interesting in it that you couldn't find on M$'s site or the main certification sites!! Everything was just copied and pasted!!

      Lame lame lame

    2. Re:Lamest site on the web. by corps_inc · · Score: 0

      Godness gracious! You're right, this guy just became a rocket engineer while playing pacman What You Need To Know About IT Certifications Posted on 2002-03-11 10:54:33 - Author: Mortin Airflow & Cooling...Case Tweaks Part 2 Posted on 2002-03-04 20:18:55 - Author: Mediaman Fan Hole Mod Posted on 2002-02-11 00:52:31 - Author: Mediaman Preppy Hot Stuntaz of Icrontic.com Posted on 2002-02-04 18:22:24 - Author: Mortin Hard Drive Setup Refresher Posted on 2002-02-03 01:31:12 - Author: Mediaman Building The New Server Posted on 2002-01-30 20:14:59 - Author: Mortin Counter-Strike 1.4 Preview Posted on 2002-01-27 12:18:38 - Author: Mortin "Case Badge Making 101" Posted on 2002-01-14 00:25:17 - Author: Darksword Government-Run Internet - We Need It Now Posted on 2002-01-03 12:53:16 - Author: Mortin Operation Buccaneer - What Was The Point? Posted on 2001-12-19 21:35:26 - Author: Mortin Microsoft Xbox Vs. Nintendo GameCube Posted on 2001-12-09 21:49:46 - Author: Mortin Racking Your Computer Posted on 2001-12-01 20:00:47 - Author: Mediaman Inside The Nintendo GameCube Posted on 2001-11-30 06:38:31 - Author: Mortin Ghetto Light 5-Switch Bay Posted on 2001-11-27 19:30:31 - Author: Mediaman Modifying The Xbox - Part 2 Posted on 2001-11-25 15:49:17 - Author: Mortin Modifying The Xbox - Part 1 Posted on 2001-11-18 17:19:34 - Author: Mortin Nintendo GameCube Quick First Look Posted on 2001-11-18 02:42:09 - Author: Mortin The Ghetto Olympics Part 1 Posted on 2001-11-15 15:52:33 - Author: Mortin StreetGlow Neon Lighting Interview Posted on 2001-11-12 12:02:10 - Author: Mediaman Unlocking the Athlon XP Posted on 2001-11-12 10:24:20 - Author:

  24. Age requirements by sharp-bang · · Score: 1

    The CISSP requires a minimum of three years professional security experience. The SSCP (Systems Security Certified Professional), sort of an entry-level CISSP, requires only one. The CISA (Certified Information Systems Auditor, IMHO the most respected security cert) requires four. IIRC, at least one of these may also require you to be 18, so be careful about age requirements. You might also look at the GIAC (Global Information Assurance Certification) family of certifications, which doesn't appear to have any experience requirements.

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  25. 4) Add more RAM by scubacuda · · Score: 1

    (You forgot that answer. That's Microsoft's answer to a lot of questions.)

  26. Actually, you bring up an interesting point... by SlashChick · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm studying for my MCSE right now, and I whizzed through the practice questions on the Windows 2000 Professional (workstation) part last night. One of the questions in particular caught my eye. It said (paraphrased):

    "Which of these two operating systems [Windows 2000 Professional | Windows 2000 Server] can you run a public web server on?"

    Well, of course, I picked both. I'm running Apache on Windows 2000 Pro right now, and IIS also comes as an optional add-on. When I looked up my answer, I was surprised to find that I was wrong. Then I remembered that I wasn't wrong because of the technical capabilities of the OS, but because of the licensing agreement, which states that you can only connect 5 computers to a Pro OS at any one time for file sharing and "Internet Information Services".

    It's a different mindset. Being used to Linux servers, I assumed that the only thing limiting me from running what I wanted was hardware. However, to pass the MCSE, you not only have to know the technical features of the OS, but also what Microsoft wants you to do with it.

    BTW, if you think the MCSE is easy, try taking it yourself. I've been doing Linux and Windows system administration for years, and this stuff still isn't coming naturally to me. It's also good experience for anyone adminning Windows boxes, as you will definitely know how to set up disk images and domain controllers once you are done with it. If you think Windows Update is the best way to maintain your set of 5+ Windows PCs, definitely take it, or at least read the study guides. It might make your job a lot easier.

    1. Re:Actually, you bring up an interesting point... by pmc · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Well, of course, I picked both. I'm running Apache on Windows 2000 Pro right now, and IIS also comes as an optional add-on.

      Windows 2000 pro is limited to 10 incoming TCP/IP connections, so is hardly suitable for a public web server. This is a limitation (albeit artificial) of the operating system, and not of any web server that it may be running.

    2. Re:Actually, you bring up an interesting point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good point. Another intersting thing that I've noticed while studying for the MCSE is that much of Microsoft's offical study material is really just advertisements.

      Have you been throught the CBT's with the chick's voice narration? Over and over again "With the Microft Management Console, you can... etc etc" It's done in that 'serious chick' voice. I'm not sure if I should take a test or buy their stock!

    3. Re:Actually, you bring up an interesting point... by roseanne · · Score: 2, Informative
      Actually, the 10 user limit is for "named", i.e., OS-authenticated, users, and users who connect via windows networking. This is a 'hard' limit in that you can't change this without mucking about in the registry.

      For anonymous TCP connections, there was once a limit of 10 (in the early NT4 days? i believe O'Reilly once campaigned against this). But in these days of gnutella, this would be tough, and (no wonder) Windows 2000 handles multiple TCP connections just fine. In fact, I just blasted Apache on my Windows 2000 workstation with a infinite-loop wget script from my Linux box, and Apache chugged along just fine, servicing well over 100 connections per second.

    4. Re:Actually, you bring up an interesting point... by scubacuda · · Score: 1

      Yep. I know what you mean.

      There are lots of questions like that. Questions that are designed to test you on Microsoft doctrine, rather than the technical details.

      I'd argue that it's good to know the doctrine. (See my post later in this thread.) Know what *they* consider to the be the right answer, but don't go so far as to drink the Coolaid.

    5. Re:Actually, you bring up an interesting point... by sheldon · · Score: 2

      The Win2k version of the MCSE is supposed to be considerably more difficult than the NT4 version that I took. I have not taken any of the exams so I don't really know how different it is.

      I agree it isn't as easy as some people claim it is, and it's definately worthwhile experience to at least study for it.

    6. Re:Actually, you bring up an interesting point... by csbruce · · Score: 1

      Then I remembered that I wasn't wrong because of the technical capabilities of the OS, but because of the licensing agreement , which states that you can only connect 5 computers to a Pro OS at any one time for file sharing and "Internet Information Services".

      Does that mean IIS only or any web server (or internet-data server)? If this licensed limitation also applies to Apache (or other software you might run on your Windows box), how do they avoid getting into even more anti-trust hot water? How would it be any different from saying "you're not allowed to run any software from company X or any free software"?

    7. Re:Actually, you bring up an interesting point... by Nailer · · Score: 2

      While that question's not really that pertinent (2000 Pro is limited to ten IP connections) to the discussions, I've done a MCSE a couple of years ago, and encountered a questions about setting up Windows NT4 Workstation to be a Netware client.

      The answer, of course, was to install the Microsoft written Netware client. A little unrealitic - nobody that runs Netware touches the buggy and ancient MS Netware client with a ten foot pool, preferring, oddly enough, the Netware Netware client.

    8. Re:Actually, you bring up an interesting point... by BuckleUp · · Score: 1

      Wrong, Wrong, Wrong.... How did this comment get modded so far up???

    9. Re:Actually, you bring up an interesting point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blah blah blah. All of you people say the same thing, "Go to school and get a degree!" "No, go get your certification! It's worth more!" "Noooo! Certification is worthless! Experience is everything!" Fuck all of that. Here's the real answer: Start your own business.

    10. Re:Actually, you bring up an interesting point... by kruczkowski · · Score: 2

      I still think the best one is, "How do you connect Linux/Unix and Windows 2000?"

      A. Samba
      B. NFS
      C. bla
      d. bla

      The 'correct' answer is B, but every other admin will tell you A.

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    11. Re:Actually, you bring up an interesting point... by pmc · · Score: 2

      I refer the gentlemen above to knowledgebase article Q122920.

      I quote:

      "The maximum number of other computers that are permitted to simultaneously connect over the network to Windows NT Workstation 3.5, 3.51, 4.0, and Windows 2000 Professional is ten. This limit includes all transports and resource sharing protocols combined. This limit is the number of simultaneous sessions from other computers the system is permitted to host. This limit does not apply to the use of administrative tools that attach to the system from a remote computer."

      So: Right, Right, Right, Nyer, Nyer, Nyer - why wasn't my comment moderated up further!!!

    12. Re:Actually, you bring up an interesting point... by Telastyn · · Score: 1

      Actually the 'correct' answer in this day and age, given Samba's maturity, and windows NFS' lack thereof is A.

      Especially given the blatant insecurity of NFS.

      Though the 'best' way imo to share files between the two is winscp on the windows box. imo of course.

    13. Re:Actually, you bring up an interesting point... by majestyk2000 · · Score: 1

      At the risk of becoming utterly flamed to cinders, I took the Win2k Accelerated exam because I already had the NT4 MCSE. I actually prepared for it, and I was in and out of the testing facility in less than two hours. There were four other people in the room I was in when I got there, and they were all still there when I left. The guy at the desk said that he was surprised I passed, since he'd only been seeing about a 20% pass rate at most.

      That said, the tests themselves are pretty easy, as long as you've actually been using the tech. If you are doing the tests individually, which you'll have to do now that the Accelerated exam has expired, just make sure you've actually studied the material and done some hands-on. I've heard varying reports on how difficult the various exams are, but that shouldn't matter as long as you're prepared.

  27. Re:I'm dead serious by GigsVT · · Score: 1

    If I were hiring, I would mentally eliminate all non-technical experience, personally, unless it was relevant to the position somehow.

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  28. Re:Mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    +5 Funny. Damn that's good!

  29. CCNP by NetJunkie · · Score: 3, Informative

    I took the CCNP exams last November after taking a two-week bootcamp course. I took over at my office and we were tired of paying $200/hour for consultants to do work we should be doing in house. The boot camp I took from Global Knowledge was excellent with very good instructors. The exams are tough but they ask real world questions.

    If you want to study at home I suggest the Cisco Preparation Series books as well as a lot of equipment. Without being comfortable on the equipment it's hard to get used to all the commands and which one is appropriate in certain places.

    I learned a lot in the class and getting the cert...things I use every day now and it has really cut down on our consulting expenses and makes me a lot more valuable.

    The CCNA exam is a joke. Every desktop support guy I know has it or is getting it. So, don't expect to get a job working on routers with that. Without real time on a production router most people won't care at all.

    1. Re:CCNP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hear you jerking off, but the ccna isn't a joke, you can't be an idiot and pass it and if you don't
      have time on a router you won't want to work with one anyway.

    2. Re:CCNP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The CCNA used to be a joke . I'm taking the CCIE lab in a few months, but when I started out, I took and passed the CCNA without never even seeing a Cisco router in my life! Never mind worked on one.

      Cisco just updated the CCNA though and a good portion of the exam involves typing commands into a simulated router.

  30. I could be wrong by Spit_Fire1 · · Score: 1

    It looks to me like they copied the page exactly from MS, changed the background to black(which is why the pictures looke crappy) and added small comments, It's nice to have a collection of most certs in one place, but at least make it look like you wrote it.

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    1. Re:I could be wrong by blang · · Score: 2

      Especially the praise of the MCSE cert,as hard to get and valuable sounds fishy. Based on the MCSE curricilum, it appears to me that any computer savvy person could pass after a weekends worth of work, if it was any other operating system.

      I don't see why anyone would want to waste months of their valuable time to learn how to point and click their way through Microsoft's latest 'catching up to the rest of the world and renaming it'. While completely avoiding the learning of important concepts and international standards.

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  31. I am so screwed. . . by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    The fact that the Novell CNA/CNE certifications weren't even listed says something about how little weight they carry these days. I completed mine about this time last year, and stupidly thought it was my ticket to fame and fortune. Turns out, even in Utah (Novell's stomping grounds and probably its most die-hard install base), there's not an overwhelming demand for it.

    Now, the program I got my CNE from was an excellent program. By the time you took the test, you had a good deal of hands-on experience, and really understood the material. The course even included an internship with an IT department. It certainly beat the pants off those courses advertised on TV ("Get certified in four weeks, and make six figures a year for life! Call now!") But job hunting was just depressing. Send off a dozen resumes, and get maybe one call back. The closest I ever got was a, "Well, we would have hired you but we decided to eliminate the position."

    Certifications don't mean a whole lot. Even within my own program, there was a wide variance in the competence of the students. I'd say that the entire concept of certifications was designed to make life easier on HR departments. And too many of the training schools have the "certify them quickly and let them get experience on someone else's dime" mentality. It cheapens the value of the certifications themselves, and hurts the entire industry.

    In my case, I've decided that I can finally afford to go back and get a CS degree. It's not the ticket to fame and fortune either, but at least I get to learn some cool stuff. But if someone in the Salt Lake area is looking for a geek who knows a bit of everything and will work dirt cheap, I'm interested.

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    1. Re:I am so screwed. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > The fact that the Novell CNA/CNE certifications weren't even listed says something about how little weight they carry these days.

      Where have you been?

      Seriously though, your certification will be fine for upgrading people from Novell to the next best thing. People still use COBOL, and like Novell, will be upgraded eventually.

      I think it was obvious even a year ago, at least around here, that nobody is deploying new Novell.

  32. Re:I'm dead serious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well that's why you will never be hiring, becuase you are a fucking moron with no clue about what is needed in the real world.

  33. No cSAGE??? C'mon!!! by .@. · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How can this article ignore two of the most important certifications on the market right now, LPI and cSAGE??

    They're both platform-independent, they're both psychometrically valid, and they're both of paramount importance to anyone looking to run computer infrastructures that include *nix systems.

    cSAGE is an entry-level exam designed to certify competence in the practice of systems administration, and it was developed by the community, just like LPI (in cSAGE's case, it was developed by the community of systems administrators and the folks at USENIX and SAGE - The Systems Administrators Guild.

    Isn't everyone tired of taking exams designed to test your ability to memorize trivia about a vendor's products? Why would you want yet another certification just because vendor $FOO has cranked out a new version of their widget? Wouldn't you rather have certifications that are designed to qualify your ability to do your job, rather than your ability to memorize?

    That's exactly what cSAGE is all about.

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  34. Just out of curiosity by Imperial+Tacohead · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Does anyone here on Slashdot hold a particular opinion of Sun's Java developer certification exams? I'm only 18, and it's a very old story: it's hard to get job experience without already having experience. I'm interested in knowing whether those tests would be worthwhile if I wanted to break into the Java programming racket.

    1. Re:Just out of curiosity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is probably the certification to get if you want to move into Java programming. I'm not sure how much sway it would have without a degree, but, speaking from experience, even with an unrelated degree it is pure gold.

      The nice thing is that it's dirt cheap; you can just take the exam (which costs about $200) after reading some books (about $60 each) and ripping through some practice exams.

      It might be an idea to get this cert before starting a comp sci degree, and use the money to put yourself through uni.

      Not sure how much you should believe from someone who's posting anonymously, though ...

    2. Re:Just out of curiosity by Wildcat+J · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I work as a software developer in C, so my opinion may not be too valuable, but I have several friends from college who work at a company that does primarily Java devlopment. They didn't have any Java certifications when they started, and it wasn't a problem. What ended up happening is that their company paid for the certification tests, mostly so they can say that their developers are certified. The certifications didn't really get the developers anything as I recall. In my experience certifications are nearly worthless for developers.

      However, I should note that they both have college degrees (BS in CS). If you want to be a developer, most companies that I've dealt with are degree snobs. If you are in college now, majoring in CS or EE (or even other disciplines), there should be internships and co-op positions available to you regardless of experience. If you're looking for a full-time development position, though, it's going to be difficult. You're competing for the same job with people who have college degrees. If you're an HR director, which applicants do you schedule for interviews?

      Is it fair? Maybe not. Is that the way it works? Absolutely*. (*YMMV)

      -J

  35. "we"? We who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why aren't *you* out there using that valuable cert to make $200/hour doing consulting?

    Unless you own the company you work for you're a sucker and a martyr.

    You're not more valuable. You're now under paid and under employed.

    Yet another clueless geek gets reamed by management....

  36. Cerified? Bah humbug by poonbanger · · Score: 0

    I'm not just insane I'm certified insane.

  37. No MCSE for me by LinuxOnHal · · Score: 1

    I have always chosen certifications based on what I want to be doing. I have passed Linux+ and am currently working toward RHCE. I've also looked at Sair, but have not started it yet. I've passed Cisco's first test (CCNA) as well as a couple of CompTIA tests (A+ Net+) but I refuse to take a Microsoft test, because I don't want someone to hire me to work with Microsoft products. Its not what I want to be doing. There are people, that that's there thing, and that's great. Its whatever works for them, but no MCP/MCSA/MCSE for me.

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  38. certs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only stupid people get certs.

    Resumes with certs go directly to the recycle bin.

  39. I won't hire you... by RobL3 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    unless you prove to me that you are a professional in your field. MCSE, et all, means nothing to me when hiring you. I've simply seen too many newly minted "systems engineers" from third rate night schools that exist only to "teach the test".

    These poor folks have no practical knowledge, no understanding of the way systems actually work, etc, etc.

    I know this is harsh, but I have the HR screeners send any resumes highlighting certifications rather than work experience right to the folks who hire for the help desk.

    I know this is far out, but I believe IT should be treated as a profession, and having vendors hand out certifications on thier products no more makes an engineer than learning how to operate X-ray equipent makes one a radiologist.

    1. Re:I won't hire you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its managers like you that keep me working. I won't pay to certify. I just won't. I've worked with one to many MCSE's that couldn't figure out IIS.

      Bravo

    2. Re:I won't hire you... by Arethan · · Score: 2

      And just exactly where are people going to attain work experience if everyone does as you, and sends them all to the help desk?

      I've done my time on the help desk, and have since become a Sun certified system admin. I didn't go to any third rate night school either. I did it the real way. I bought a book for $35, a sparcstation for under $100 off eBay, and downloaded the Solaris 8 SPARCplatform cd's from Sun's website. I had my cert in less then 2 months, and I worked my ass off to get it.

      So given that, when you see my resume, where do you think it really should have gone? Here's a better question, how can you tell just by looking at a piece of paper how much work went into getting that cert, and how much knowldege was attained?

    3. Re:I won't hire you... by RobL3 · · Score: 2

      And just exactly where are people going to attain work experience if everyone does as you, and sends them all to the help desk?

      The short answer here is "I don't care".
      Yes I'm a heartless bastard, blah, blah, blah.
      Try to stay with me here, my job is not to give you an opputnity to learn, my job is to deliver to my customers. Which means I hire people with a solid track record. Please note that this does not mean I don't hire newbies. I hire recent grads all the time. But only the ones who show some initiative, flair, and knowledge theve gained beyond thier textbooks. People that sound just like you, as a matter of fact. It sounds like you've done fine, as do most people like you, so stop whimpering about "getting a chance".

    4. Re:I won't hire you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ..."operate X-ray equipent makes one a radiologist."

      When was the last time you saw a radiologist operating a medical imaging machine? The fact that they don't know how to operate the equipment means that they are the radiologist!

    5. Re:I won't hire you... by sheldon · · Score: 2

      If you are looking to hire someone to operate an X-Ray machine, why would you want to hire a radiologist?

    6. Re:I won't hire you... by partingshot · · Score: 2

      "I know this is harsh, but I have the HR screeners send any resumes highlighting
      certifications rather than work experience right to the folks who hire for the help desk."

      So someone has a c.s. degree, 5+ yrs exp.,
      an MCSE that he happens to highlight, and you've
      already lost him because of the h.r. screener.

      Fscking brilliant.

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    7. Re:I won't hire you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen. Since when was it sysadmin's job to educate the retarded? Our job is to keep the systems running smoothly. I always seem to find tech support at my ISP expects to be taught what sysadmin knows. Here's a hint...its called O'Reilly, Barnes & Noble library, coffee, free OS's like OpenBSD etc. All the tools are there for ones who have the initiative and the drive. Get off your ass and create your OWN future.

  40. It's been said before.. by distributed.karma · · Score: 0, Redundant

    A Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer is to computing what a McDonalds Certified Food Specialist is to fine cuisine.

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  41. Re:"we"? We who? by NetJunkie · · Score: 2

    No. My skill set in that area doesn't let me bill at $200 per hour. If I had all the experience and a CCIE like the guys we hire then yes, I could bill that much. Even then, the consultants don't get $200/hour, the company they work for does.

    The work we needed done wasn't real high end, but more than the previous employees could handle. Now we can handle it.

  42. New Apple Cert Programs for OS X by Infonaut · · Score: 2
    They keep it buried deep in their site, but Apple does have some new certification programs:

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  43. I cann spel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Check out the first page of the article.

    What the hell is a cahoona? How about KAHUNA? I don't suppose, though, that you can expect much from someone who really believes in that idea.

  44. actual Mac OS X certification link - d'oh! by Infonaut · · Score: 2
    They keep it buried deep in their site, but Apple does have some new certification programs:

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  45. The British Computer Society by Colin+Smith · · Score: 2

    Individual certifications are extremely limited. They really only tell you that someone has a passing familiarity with something. What employers really need are experienced and comptetent professionals. They should look more to professional qualifications. Organisations like the British Computer Society can provide these qualifcations. I'm sure the US has organisations which provide similar professional engineering qualifications.

    http://www.bcs.org.uk/

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    1. Re:The British Computer Society by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, more beuracratic crap, the BCS is a dinosaur organisation full of snobby academics, snug in their arm chairs and smoking jackets.

      It's also a nice freeby for BSc graduates who don't know their /dev/null from a atm pvc, to a 56bit x 3 encryption algorythm ;o)

      yes I'm bitter, but I prefer ale.

    2. Re:The British Computer Society by Colin+Smith · · Score: 2

      You've obviously no idea what you're on about. For a start, degree graduates get *graduate* membership, you numpty. It takes years of experience *working in the industry* to gain full membership.

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    3. Re:The British Computer Society by jchristo · · Score: 1

      The IEEE has fielded such a certification effort (the CSDP). They, and the ICCP are apparently the only organizations offering relatively neutral tests (not specific to platform or technology).

    4. Re:The British Computer Society by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What an appropriate reply. Do you do any other tricks.

  46. MCSE by yamla · · Score: 5, Funny

    It is interesting to note that, at least in Canada, it is illegal to state that you are a 'Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer'. This is because you are then fraudulently representing yourself as an engineer. Microsoft even issued a memo about this a year or two back. That said, you certainly can state that you have passed the MCSE, so long as you do not spell out the 'E'.

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    1. Re:MCSE by Coolfish · · Score: 2

      this is ofcourse because the CCPE (Canadian Council of Professional Engineers) hold a trademark on the word Engineer.

      It's incredibly sad how few people respect an Engineer, especially in the computer systems field. As an Engineering student whose sat through the professional practice courses, I always point out the misuse of the word Engineer, particularly in the case of so called "Software Engineers" who graduated from community college with a diploma in Visual Basic programming.

      *sigh*

    2. Re:MCSE by Lumpy · · Score: 2

      Here in the states microsoft and other companies that started this certification crap (Novell you buttheads) knew that the titles they "created" were very misleading. I remember several articles in trade magazines (Byte) back in 1996 that complained that the entire certification from Novell (the CNE) was misleading to employers,test takes and people in general... that they are NOT engineers, they are NOT skilled and they are NOT experts as they try to push the certification to be.

      No you as a CNE MCSE RHCE are NOT experts, Engineers or anything but a person who passed a set of skills tests.

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    3. Re:MCSE by ergo98 · · Score: 1

      It's incredibly sad how few people respect an Engineer

      What's sadder is when a group of people try to monopolize a long existing basic word in the English language, using it as a lever to strong-arm government into letting them dominate particular fields. Technically in Ontario no one can do anything that could be described as "engineering" (which is a vastly wider definition than most people presume. Note that it doesn't have to involve the public's safety) without being a member of the PEO syndicate : Of course they never try to enforce these rules because they'd be slammed to the ground and lose the monopoly mighty quickly. The PEO is now trying to get expand their grip to "Software Engineering" to encourage and enforce that only PEOs can develop software, and it'll be interesting to see how that develops.

      If designated "Engineers" (i.e. syndicate members) demonstrated a clear superiority in software development skills, but for you to berate some "community college" student, who may have been programming since he was a kid and can program circles around you, because of a designation is just sad. Let the results prove themselves, and software development is a meritocracy where people are less able to acquire a degree and certification and then spend 40 years capitalizing on what they once knew.

    4. Re:MCSE by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2

      It's more accurate to say that the title 'engineer' holds legal weight in Canada. You cannot be an 'Engineer' unless you possess given qualifications. If you ARE an 'Engineer' in Canada, you have the right to add 'P.E.' to your name.

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    5. Re:MCSE by ergo98 · · Score: 1

      I think it is the opposite way around, which is that once you possess the adequate qualifications, you can complete the PE tests, and once you become a PE you can call yourself an Engineer, or professional engineer.

      However, legally there are, as far as I am aware, restrictions in Ontario that only Engineers (which intrinsically means PEs) can practice "engineering", and of course "engineering" is virtually anything where there is the application of design principals. As there is a move afoot to create certified "Software Engineers", I will not be surprized to see attempts to require PE status to practice software development professionally.

    6. Re:MCSE by sckeener · · Score: 1

      It is interesting to note that, at least in Canada, it is illegal to state that you are a 'Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer'. This is because you are then fraudulently representing yourself as an engineer. Microsoft even issued a memo about this a year or two back. That said, you certainly can state that you have passed the MCSE, so long as you do not spell out the 'E'.


      yeah, actually the same is true for Texas. I guess it is more of that Calgary/Houston connection....

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    7. Re:MCSE by Ed+Avis · · Score: 2

      Do you think anyone should be able to call themselves 'Dr Joe Soap' without having a doctorate? How about 'Joe Soap MD'? I don't think the engineers are hijacking the English language. There are plenty of other words to use like 'software developer'.

      I also saw a letter to a computer magazine complaining about the unjustified use of the word 'architect'. That is slightly less justified IMO, because you cannot actually qualify as an architect in software, while you can get an engineering degree in that field. So there isn't so much scope for confusion or people claiming fancy titles they don't really hold.

      FWIW, the concept of 'software engineer' is a bit inappropriate because writing software is _not_ an engineering discipline, and I don't think it ever will be.

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    8. Re:MCSE by ergo98 · · Score: 1

      Here in Ontario (and I believe in other juristicions as well) there is a move afoot in the Software Engineering realm.

      However, I find your example flawed - No one is trying to append PEO or "Professional Engineer" on their title, but rather it is the job or task of "Software Engineering", which by my dictionary means "To plan, manage, and put through by skillful acts or contrivance; maneuver, software" : Is that not what most software developers are doing? Engineering means skillful building, and all apologies, but a professional engineering membership card means very little about the task being performed. If the value of their trade is limited by the hoarding of a word (in this case "engineer" in all forms), then that is just sad.

    9. Re:MCSE by Fjord · · Score: 1

      I disagree with your last line. I agree that writing commodity applications wouldn't use enginerring discipline, but embedded devices and life-critical systems can have engineering discipline applied to them. At U(Waterloo), there is a software engineering option which I one of the classes in it (they were part of my CS+OR double major).

      I believe that software engineering is in its infancy, but it is engineering in the same way that making an electronic device is engineering. Code may never be bug free, but neither will a building or bridge. The twin towers were supposed to stand longer when hit by an aircraft but they didn't consider the heat involved in that amount of jet fuel. A flaw in a middle guidance system could have similar effects.

      But certainly engineering wouldn't be used in all or even most computer programs.

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    10. Re:MCSE by Ed+Avis · · Score: 1

      I think software isn't like engineering because the same code should never be written twice. If you build a bridge, you pick one of a standard set of designs (eg suspension bridge) and follow well-known techniques. There may be some innovation required for this particular bridge, but on the whole you're following established wisdom. If another similar bridge were then required then you could apply the same method.

      This would also be true in software if people needed to build the same thing over and over again. If I needed to implement a linked list then I would follow the standard way of doing it, explained in dozens of textbooks, and I would follow an engineering-like process to design, implement and test it.

      But that's really not the way it should work. Any competent programmer would use someone else's linked list code, and lots of other libraries besides. (Even if you're some kind of weird C hacker who never reuses code, you still use the C library.) The code you do write is something that has never been done before. Furthermore, market forces mean that it's not worth doing the job perfectly when 'good enough' is most profitable.

      I think this may be what you were saying, that life-critical systems are more worth 'engineering' than ordinary applications. I think I have to agree with you, but I'd be very careful about adopting a too-rigid engineering method. These can often turn into impediments to productivity. You have to trust the programmers to come up with new techniques in new situations.

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  47. A trainer's perspective by slaker · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I just started teaching night classes for a local training company. On consecutive nights I teach a class in A+ (PC Hardware), Network+, Server+, 2000 Pro and 2000 Server. Nominally I work as an independent consultant, but that's not going so well right now.

    Most of my students are out of work Steelworkers. Almost all of them cite their desire to find a stable career as their reason for seeking certification.

    What's sad is, if I had a stable career, I would never be teaching these people - none of whom really have the requisite experience that should go along with any cert (3 - 6 months for A+, one to two years for the others). I can't tell them that. At $2000 per class, how could I?!?

    One of the most surprising things about IT certs is the numbers. Since the A+ certiification started in the mid-80s, there have been 260,000 people certified (Comptia certs are for life). Microsoft, which decided that those who obtained NT4 MCSE are still MCSEs after originally stated they wouldn't be starting this year, says there are 470,000 people with the MCSE cert.

    There is a lot more need in the world for competent techs than there is for folks who are marginally qualified to work on high-level business systems. There is a lot more need for competent people than there is for certifications.

    I tell my students that certification does not mean they're ready for the high-paying jobs they all hear about. I tell them that certifications represent a minimal standard for competency, and that the best thing they can do - whether they get certified or not - is to learn the lessons I teach, not the answers to the questions on the tests.

    As a trainer, a certified IT professional, and a genuinely clueful computer guy, it's a lesson I only hope they (and anyone who reads this) take to heart.

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    1. Re:A trainer's perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IT isn't stable. Just ask all the laid of CCIE's. Tell them to go home.

    2. Re:A trainer's perspective by saridder · · Score: 1

      I agree with everything you said except for the CCIE. That's a cert that doesn't mean you are minimally qualified. It means you are an expert.

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  48. Product certification vs Degree by yamla · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It is important to note that basically all of these exams are product certifications. Having an MCSD certifies that you are familiar with the Microsoft development environment but it does NOT certify that you know much about software engineering. Certainly, Microsoft tries to ensure that you actually know how to program but they don't do a very good job; that's not a dig at Microsoft, though, as they are primarily ensuring that you know their tools.

    Now, some companies will hire you if you have sufficient product certifications. Others require a degree from a recognised institution. At the place where I work, we are of the latter mindset. Someone who applies to our company and just lists Microsoft certifications will have their resume instantly trashed. Someone who has a BSc in Computing Science will be seriously considered. Depending on what we want them for, a BSc and an MCSD _may_ carry more weight than a BSc alone. It certainly shows that someone is dedicated to their field. But the important thing to note is that an MCSD by itself adds NO VALUE WHATSOEVER to a potential employee unless they have a legitimate degree as well. Of course, this is just the current place I am employed.

    Prior to my current employment, I worked at a company which was huge on Microsoft certifications. They most definitely would hire a developer who only had an MCSD and treated such certifications as more valuable than BSc's. That said, the company is now in dire straights and the average developer there was of far lower calibre.

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    1. Re:Product certification vs Degree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Depending on what we want them for, a BSc and an MCSD _may_ carry more weight than a BSc alone."

      Actually, an MCSD tends to tarnish a BSc. Its like putting cheap plastic wheel rims on a merc.

      Its like a plastic bead on a faberge egg.

      No, I'm not kidding.

      I view guy with a BSc and a certification as somebody not terribly good at what they do. Its a red flag as to their ability.

  49. Re:I'm dead serious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please let us all know when you are in charge of hiring for a company. I would like a head's up so that I know which stock I should short because of another doomed dotcom.

  50. CompTIA spoke on behalf of Microsoft... by Spoing · · Score: 2
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  51. ACE by cannonball_D · · Score: 1

    They neglected the most challenging and most relevant cert to me: the Alteon Certified Engineer. Alteon Web Switches are advanced L4-L7 networking devices for load balancing, redirection, global load balancing, etc... I'd be interested to see how many out there have experience with ACE or equivalent (e.g. F5, Arrowpoint). What is the visibility in the field for this type of cert?

  52. I went out and got as many certs as I could.... by phobix · · Score: 1

    ... only to realize I already had plenty of toilet paper.

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  53. Sysadmin should be treated like a trade by swb · · Score: 2

    And just exactly where are people going to attain work experience if everyone does as you, and sends them all to the help desk?

    On the help desk? Seriously. I think the IT trade needs to be treated more like many other sophisticated trades, like electricians, where you go to trade school, work as an apprentice, journeyman, foreman rankings through proven experience.

    This of course highlights my other peeve, the way most help desks are organized -- they're a call center dumping ground full of retards that acts largely as a wall built around the more senior people to protect them from end users. The help desk should be totally split from the phone answering/training function (ie, people that just answer the phone). They should be treated and paid like they have a future in IT and expected to act, work and learn like they have one.

    Treating sysadmin/network management like a trade with a natural progression of skills advancement makes so much sense because it involves everyone. Experienced people get to share their experience and knowledge with less experienced people, and less experienced people get real valuable experience and a better career path.

    1. Re:Sysadmin should be treated like a trade by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2

      I've been saying on Slashdot for several years, now, that IT should be an apprentice trade. Thats how I came up, in the form of a co-op college course. Having a bachleorate or masters in Computer Science will not make you a good sys admin, any more than having a bachleorate or masters in Metalurgy will make you a good blacksmith.

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    2. Re:Sysadmin should be treated like a trade by saridder · · Score: 2

      I disagree that IT should be an apprecticeship. You either have it or you don't. And the other thing is you have to love what you do.

      I learned all my PC stuff as a kid at home growing up. The only thing you can't learn at home real well is networking, but even that's changing a liitle bit with all the 3D multimplayer games kids play. I know it's not a ton of experience, and you're not playing with BGP and T3's, but you do learn the fundamentals of IP addressing, latency, etc.

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    3. Re:Sysadmin should be treated like a trade by swb · · Score: 2

      You either have it or you don't.

      I'd agree that there are some people who seem to have a natural inclination for IT work but relying on them alone to do IT doesn't produce enough people to get the work done.

      It's also a really tough metric by which to judge people, and its an impossible management philosophy by which to actually get work done by people who have never done it, whether the task is new to them or a new kind of task -- who was a "natural" at IP networking when it had never been done before?

      I also don't think it precludes the idea of an apprenticeship model, either -- people who are naturally good at it but due to boredom or whatever don't excel at the traditional credentialling institutions (colleges, tech schools, cert mills) might get an opportunity to do what they're good at, and it also gives them an opportunity to learn in a structured way.

      People who are naturally good at things also tend to screw up monumentally because they ignore structured learning and they make all the classic mistakes over and over again. Having a journeyman to learn from would help tremendously.

  54. Good Job will lead to certs by cannonball_D · · Score: 1

    Chicken and egg, really... You need certs to get a foothold, but people want experience not certs. I admit, I was VERY lucky, in that my experience was limited and my certs were attained specifically for the resume. I happened to find an employer who was willing to take a chance, and now they are sending me to take certification exams on their dime, and you know what?... those are the ones that I learn the most in because they are the most relevant. I currently have: A+, Network+, MCP+I, MCSE, CCNA, CCSA (Checkpoint), ACA (Alteon Certified Administrator), ACE (Alteon Certified Engineer), Only a few of those are really relevant, the rest is redundant or "resume-only-relevant". In the future, I plan on: SAIR Linux (or RHCE), CCNP (CCIE if I can actually motivate to take a lab test!!), and CCSP. Those I plan for in the future, however, are things that I want to learn as a geek anyway, and its always nice to have resume material if I'm going to take the time to learn anyhow. Just my 2 cents.

  55. The first question we ask... by SwedishChef · · Score: 2

    Anyone who contacts my firm (consulting, networking, administration) for a job gets asked one question right off the bat. This question eliminates lots of cookie-cutter certified newbies.

    "Name 3 operating systems NOT made by Microsoft."

    If candidates mention Cisco's IOS, Linux or any of the Unixes they get asked to send in a resume.

    We are not very interested in certifications. Our experience with certified people has been mixed, but generally if they had good experience that was more important than any certs they had.

    We also round file resumes which indicate that the candidate worked at his own business while also working for someone else. Especially if they mention doing the same things. We sure don't want our own employees out there competing with us on their weekends.

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    1. Re:The first question we ask... by ErikZ · · Score: 2

      Interesting! Would you count "PalmOS"?

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    2. Re:The first question we ask... by SwedishChef · · Score: 2

      Sure... no one has ever thought of it, but we'd count it as one of the three. These questions don't get them a job, they just get their resume read. What we're after is evidence that candidates have exposed themselves to a broad range of IT subjects. Far too many simply tell us they can "run every program Microsoft ever made".

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    3. Re:The first question we ask... by jefflinwood · · Score: 1
      We also round file resumes which indicate that the candidate worked at his own business while also working for someone else.

      I found this comment interesting. All of the employers I've had have had me sign an NDA/non-compete agreement that basically gives them the right to anything I do outside of work.

      For obvious reasons, this stifled any startup ideas I had :) Now I've been self-employed for a year, and anything I create is my own, except for things I develop under contract. What if your candidate was a freelance contractor?

  56. Increasing your dick size (one cert at a time) by scubacuda · · Score: 1
    Getting certifications is like increasing your dick size.

    Having a bigger dick does NOT mean that you'll have more sex.

    Having a bigger dick is not even a guarantee that you will be able to perform better sex.

    Having a big dick may enhance certain aspects of your sex life with certain women, but it is no sweeping guarantee to anything else (like lifting heavy things with your dick like those monks on TV.)

    Look at certifications at what they are: enough right answers to questions that vendors think are important. At the very least, having a MSyz cert could illustrate to you the blatant biases of Microsoft. (Answer: "Add more RAM") Knowing how vendors "think" about particular things could help you make some crucial decisions in how to deploy particular technologies in a big enterprise environment.

    There are times, however, when (assuming I was an IS Manager) I would probably be hesitant to assign the average MCSE to design a particular architecture. I'd be afraid that s/he would not the broad networking and computing perspective to make something scalable.

    There are times when I would NOT want a Linux assclown working under me. Depending how this person came across in an interview, I just might be afraid that this person would engage in some jihad against all MS-related things in my organization. I may not be ready to stir that turd.

    Even "years experience" doesn't mean anything by itself. It's up to an IS Manager to grill the candidate on how exactly this person used this technical knowledge/experience to make their last corporate masters lots of money. If they can't answer this, then you need to look at another candidate.

    I also have seen all sorts of guys come out of Microsoft Academy. One guy didn't know what UDP was. Another guys had no experience but was as sharp as hell with MS stuff (a skill that, in the right environment, can be worth gold!).

    One must weigh about all these factors collectively. Certifications are such a small part of someone's value, and it's important to recognize their true place and purpose. If you're really interesting in getting a quality IT person, ask them creative questions:

    "What does your home network look like?"

    "What would you say to a user who told you to go fuck yourself?"

    "Have you ever played with the registry?"

    "What network/computing publications do you read regularly?"

    "Draw me the most complex network you've ever worked on."

    "Three men, traveling with their wives, came to a river. There they found one boat, but it could only carry two people at a time. Since all the husbands are extremely jealous, no woman can be left with a man unless her husband is present. How do they cross the river? (You can assume that each man has just one wife, and that each woman has one husband)."

    1. Re:Increasing your dick size (one cert at a time) by pmc · · Score: 2

      "Three men, traveling with their wives, came to a river. There they found one boat, but it could only carry two people at a time. Since all the husbands are extremely jealous, no woman can be left with a man unless her husband is present. How do they cross the river? (You can assume that each man has just one wife, and that each woman has one husband)."

      They swim.

  57. Technical Experience/Personality by nuggz · · Score: 2

    You know, I thought like that.
    Then I realized, a lot of people who worked at shitty jobs saving for school, or waiting for better positions are good hardworking people.

    I think that many people focus on certifications and technical aptitude, which are essential.
    But being able to work with others, and just working hard are just as important.

    I work with a guy who may very well be quite intelligent. But he's a jerk, he bosses everyone around expects his stuff to be everyones top priority, and generally makes a mess. Many people don't know his name, just "That guy everyone hates".

    The guy who only has a bunch of one time consulting jobs might not be the person you want to hire. Where as the hard working guy who's been waiting tables might have the personal skills to work well with coworkers.

    Just a though

  58. MCFS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An MCSE is the cunputer world's equivalent to a Madonld's Certified Food Specialist in the field of high cuisine.

  59. New SW Dev Cert from IEEE by stand · · Score: 1

    The article forgot an important new certification now being offered by the IEEE Computer Society. You can now become a Certified Software Development Professional (CSDP). This is a certification from a professional society, not a company trying to sell (hard|soft)ware and it has serious, vendor-neutral requirements. You have to account for 9000 hours of software development experience (close to 5 years!) and you have to agree to a code of ethics. This is the kind of certification that will make people take the software development industry seriously. Check it out. I'm working on mine now.

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    1. Re:New SW Dev Cert from IEEE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The CSDP is "new" (it was only beta tested last year) and formally introduced this year. While it does have the backing of a professional society, it lacks maturity and industry awareness (by HR and IT managers). Also, since it is vendor-neutral, it lacks industry recognition (because vendor-specific certification is "big business"). I do like the design rigor of the certification exam, but the proposed re-certification requirements are a "joke", in my humble opinion -- e.g., 30 hrs of professional development, averaged over 3 years.

      In comparison, the Certified Computing Professional (http://www.iccp.org) and Information Systems Professional (http://www.cips.ca) certifications have been around longer. Certification requires a substantial combination of education and experience. And re-certification is on the order of 120-300 hrs of professional development over 3 years.

    2. Re:New SW Dev Cert from IEEE by stand · · Score: 1

      I understand that vendor-sponsored certification programs have higher industry recognition, but my point is that I think this is a Bad Thing. If everyone has a Microsoft certification (for example), that encourages them all to solve every problem they encounter by forcing it into a Microsoft shaped box. Microsoft knows this, that's why they offer certification programs, but it may not always be the best option for your customer. Only by encouraging vendor-neutral certification like IEEE's and the two you mentioned (thanks!), do we begin to reverse this trend.

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  60. Uh huh... by NetJunkie · · Score: 1

    Go read the braindump sites.

    "I read the study guide and took the test the next day. I've never even touched a router!"

    Over and over and over and over. It's a beginner cert, but it's already way over diluted.

    1. Re:Uh huh... by aoeuid · · Score: 1

      The problem is the Cisco Network Academy Program. Now the CCNA is being taught is many high schools, and most high school students simply don't have the respect for the certification.

      But what is bad for us certification holders, the dilution and devaluation of the certification, is still good business for Cisco. I'm sure it's been said elsewhere in this discussion, but all these kids are being trained on Cisco and will want to use the IOS once they are out in the real world. We all know this, its the same theory Microsoft uses.

      (I have the CCNP)

    2. Re:Uh huh... by Flower · · Score: 2
      Maybe for the 507 exam. The 607 now has simulator exercises which test setting up and troubleshooting a Cisco router.

      Will there still be people who pass and can claim they never touched a router? Probably. But it won't be as easy as it was before.

      Also, fwiw, the beta period for the new CCNP exams ends this month. From what I heard they're more case study type questions now. Should be interesting to see what they're like.

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  61. Even train engineer? by sheldon · · Score: 2

    If so, is it illegal to sing about Casey Jones?

    1. Re:Even train engineer? by yamla · · Score: 1

      No, train engineers are specifically excluded from the whole engineer-trademark thing.

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  62. The best cert was overlooked... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Like it or not, here are the top 3 certifications in any field related to CS...

    Doctor of Philosophy in Computer Science
    Masters in Computer Science
    Bachelor of Science/Art in Computer Science

    Here's a question.. who would you hire; a Phd who specialized in networking theory, design, and algorithms, or a CCIE to design a network? I'll give you a hint.. it's the choice that starts with P, especially if its for a govt. contract.

  63. Recommend GIAC by sheldon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    GIAC is certainly is a good deal of work. The practical requires a good week or more of effort to complete in terms of research and writing. GIAC has posted the practicals of those who have completed the cert to get some idea of what they require. I know of at least 3 other people who tried for the cert at the same time I did but didn't complete the work successfully. Partly because unlike other certs there is a timelimit of about 3 months to complete everything.

    They've also stated that their goal is not to have a deluge of people with the cert(unlike Cisco, MS, Novell, etc. who advertise how many are certified). If they start seeing a lot of people passing the cert, they'll make the cert harder to obtain. Worth pursuing, definately.

    sheldon - GCWN #168

  64. The only decent certification not mentioned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A CS degree from an accredited 4 year university.

    It is a ticket to ride. The only people who knock a CS degree are the people who don't have one.

    Trust me, a CS from Duke, or NC State, or Penn State, or Michigan is light years ahead of any vendor cert.

    There is no substitute.

    1. Re:The only decent certification not mentioned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exqueeze me? A Michigan Tech CS degree is worth at least 10 times that of a lowly U of M degree. Based soley on the technical achievements, abilities of the staff and the fact that MichTech students dont have a ton of time to go romping in the Booze pools and Casinos that are just a couple of hours away..

      Bonus to have a school in the middle of nowhere...

  65. Well, there's your problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I would probably be hesitant to assign the average MCSE to design a particular architecture"

    Good plan.

    An architecture is not vendor specific. Perhaps you're mistaking an architecture with design? Very common mistake.

    In fact, I wouldn't let anyone do an architecture for me unless:

    1) They had 15-20 years of experience (there's no such thing as an architect with 5 years of experience).

    2) They were a genius with an IQ over 200.

    Other than that, the guy is just pretending.

  66. One solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Call the three men A, B and C. A and his wife cross the river. A returns. B's wife and C's wife cross the river. A's wife returns. B and C cross the river. B and his wife return. A and B cross the river. C's wife returns. A's wife and B's wife cross the river. C returns. C and his wife cross the river.

  67. Agreed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You want someone who has a good understanding of general computing and networking issues. Someone who can think through bigass problems logically.

    1. Re:Agreed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school. -Albert Einstein

  68. Good point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "We also round file resumes which indicate that the candidate worked at his own business while also working for someone else. Especially if they mention doing the same things. We sure don't want our own employees out there competing with us on their weekends."

    This is interesting. I hadn't thought of this as a black eye. I have worked on several other projects (mostly nonprofit, etc.) on the weekends. I always list these, because I figure that more experience = better chance of getting hired. I wouldn't want what I did on the weekends to appear as if I competed with my employers (even though the nonprofits were too poor to actually pay me anything, and I did it for free.)

    1. Re:Good point by SwedishChef · · Score: 2

      We wouldn't count helping working to further non-profits goals as competing. But as an example, one recent resume listed a ten year period of being "Chief Executive Officer" of an entity with a name during which period he also worked at several companies doing the exact same things.

      If we hire someone as a consultant, we don't want them out there trying to further their own business while a paycheck from us supports them. But if you are doing weekend work for non-profits (or even open-source) we support that as a contribution to the community.

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  69. Agreed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Although many rural areas may house all their information back at larger datacenters in big cities. In that case, an Oracle cert may not do you a lot of good.

  70. Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is bullshit. I know a lot of guys who have gotten a good computer science degree. They then got a cert because it helped position their company as a reseller (getting them access to support, better prices, etc.).

    1. Re:Bullshit by yamla · · Score: 2

      It isn't bullshit, my company often feels this way as well. There's _nothing_ wrong with getting a product certification, you just don't have to use it on your resume. Really, you should know already whether the company you are applying for puts much wait on product certifications.

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    2. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 2

      Any company who rules you out just because you have a certification is a company that isn't going to last as long as it could do. Many good people also have, say, MS certificates.

      For example, my current employer encourages us to take MCP exams, and pays for us to do so. This isn't because they love MS, or use exclusively MS products, or because they think we should really use SourceSafe instead of CVS. It's because it gets them valuable discounts and information on MS products, worth thousands to a small company like ours.

      Now, if your company chose not to employ me because I had gone out and tested for MCP at my current employer's request, in spite of the fact that I also happen to have several years of proven track record as a developer and a formal background in both maths and CS, then that's your company's choice. I hope you'll forgive me if I don't care, though.

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  71. certs may get you a job... by Cheeze · · Score: 1

    ...but that doesn't mean you'll like the job.

    getting certified should not be a goal, getting a good job with enough pay to make you happy should be the goal. if your goal is to get certified, then once you get a job with that certification, expect your productivity to go down fast. sure if you have a CCIE you probably get paid a lot, but if you are not interested in the work in the first place, you will not like your job.

    getting an MCSE just because you want a tech job is a lousy excuse. getting an MCSE because you use the technology and you like Windows administration will be the best benefit. if you don't know or like windows to begin with, getting a certification in windows, and then working in that field will not make you like it any more.

    personally, the only certification i have is for unsupervised radiation handling, but that doesn't do much for this thread, and it also doesn't help me get a job.

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    1. Re:certs may get you a job... by ellem · · Score: 2

      Dude, no one likes Windows Administration, seriously.... people do it until the get their Unix chops up or becuase they're stuck doing it.

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    2. Re:certs may get you a job... by Cheeze · · Score: 1

      you would actually be suprised. i've known quite a few MCSE-types that know nothing of unix. most of these people are the ones that i demonize in my original post. their motto seems to be: There is only one way, and it is the Microsoft way.

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  72. Certs are worthless right now... by Saint+Mitchell · · Score: 1

    I have my CCNA, CCDA, and MCSE. On top of that 5 years experience as a network admin. I STILL can't find a job in Indy right now. I'm working as a permatemp at Compaq fixing hardware that the line can't seem to put together right (for $10/hr). If someone tells me that I am "overqualified" or "we know you'll leave when the economy picks back up" I'm going to go postal. Thus why I'm going back to school to get the PhD. Oh wait, i'll be waaaaaay overqualified then.

    Everytime I hear those commercials for IT training at masterpro I want to call them up and tell them what a bunch of F!@#ing liars they are. You will not make $70,000 in IT with no experience but a stupid piece of paper. You might get $25,000 if you are lucky. You'll be doing Level 1, I can tell you that much.

    1. Re:Certs are worthless right now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Got you beat...

      A+, CCNA, CCNP,CCDA, MCSE,A+,Linux {not redhat}, Citrix, CNE, BS In Computer Information Systems,6 yrs exp... [currently working on a CISSP]

      Been looking for over 6 months. Getting alot of "overqualified" and "the economy is not what it used to be" as well..

      Most places with placements require the above and are only offering 25-30k MAX.... in .CA.US

      [working on a CISSP but at $500 to take the test... hmm; yet there have been some offers in the 55-70k that said "if only you had a CISSP" or some Security certificate]

    2. Re:Certs are worthless right now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like you need to drop a few of the certs, rework your resume and start looking at how you present yourself in interviews. If you have all those certs and you know the material, youre definitely doing something wrong. There's security gigs out here in CA going for 95 - 120K a year if you know your shit. I just recently saw a vulnerablity specialist job in Los Angeles going for 75K. Earthlink is currently posting a job in Atlanta for Senior Security Engineer that is over 100K. You need to take a long hard look at how youre going about your search. Good luck...

  73. Re:Drivin' that train by duct_tape_n_wd40 · · Score: 1

    If so, is it illegal to sing about Casey Jones?

    Somewhere in Southern Ontario there is in fact one "Casey Jones P.Eng". I met him in a former career, while working at a municipal electric utility.

    He seemed pretty sanguine about the whole thing...

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  74. Software Engineering is Engineering... by Meech · · Score: 1

    The term computer programmer is not equal to that of Software engineer. The software engineering process is very long and annoying. Computer programming is only a slight part of that process. A real software engineer has to go through the same things as a "real" engineer. They have customers that want to do X. They develop a way for X to happen and then they have people implement their solution. Just as a civil engineer doesn't actually build the bridge, just designs it.

    It is sad when many companies give job titles to their programmers as Software Engineers. Anyone with a CS degree has gone through at least one software engineering course and understands that software engineering has very little to do with actual computer programming.

    1. Re:Software Engineering is Engineering... by yamla · · Score: 2

      I agree with you. That said, I'd like to see the term, software developer, bandied about with more value. A software programmer would be simply someone who can program, given sufficient specifications. A software developer would be someone who knows the difference between a linked list and a map, someone who can do some object-oriented design. And then, computer engineers who are really a totally different topic.

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    2. Re:Software Engineering is Engineering... by ergo98 · · Score: 1

      A real software engineer has to go through the same things as a "real" engineer. They have customers that want to do X. They develop a way for X to happen and then they have people implement their solution.

      Personally I have always termed myself "Software Developer", however I do have to question the scope of what you are designated as engineering : I a developer is tasked with solving a problem for an HR person (everyone who a developer develops for is a customer) who needs to do X, and the developer maps out how they're going to do it, and with themselves and others they design and implement a solution, is that "engineering"? Or does "Engineering" require some set metric of scope to be true engineering? i.e. Does it have to be a customer with a net yearly income >$5 billion? I'm not being facetious, but really I would say that what you define as "Software engineering" is what about 99% of developers out there are doing: VERY seldomly is there a spec that details anything more detailed than telling an architect "I'd like a house for my 5 person family".

  75. "Step away from that network server..." by duct_tape_n_wd40 · · Score: 1

    ...I summon the vast power of certification!

    Can't find the original Dilbert strip, but I think it ran Sept 2000.

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  76. Indeed, good for businesses and individuals by Moderation+abuser · · Score: 2

    The BCS qualifications include both examination results, academic stuff with real world experience.

    Anyone can join, there are multiple levels of membership based on academic qualifications and experience. Full membership requires four years membership in the industry. You can also gain chartered engineer status with appropriate academic qualifications. This is *real* engineering, not the poxy Microsoft definiton of engineering.

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  77. Re:I'm dead serious by GigsVT · · Score: 1

    God guys, I didn't mean to be flamebait. I was just being honest.

    If you are currently working in non-technical positions, and having trouble finding a real job, and my message pisses you off, I'm sorry. I'm sure I'm not the only one to feel the way I do.

    I would of course hire someone with McD's on their resume over someone who sat around their house doing nothing, or someone who had lots of short jobs on their resume that they couldn't explain why they quit or got fired from. It's just that we are talking about something you don't put on a professional resume, unless you are fresh out of college.

    How many people with real experience do you see with McD's at the bottom of their work experience? None! Lots of people held shit jobs, but once you have some real experience, it's not something I would leave on your resume, and if someone did leave it there, I would mentally discard it. Better than assigning mental demerits for it.

    I worked at a grocery through high school. Is it on my resume? No. It was probably the hardest job I ever had, not being in very good physical shape, slinging heavy boxes for 4 hours, after going to school all day, wasn't easy.

    I do have input into IT hiring decisions where I work, if and when we ever hire anyone again, it's been slow for manufacturing these last couple years.

    I'm not trying to shit on anyone here, and I'd appreaciate the same from you ACs.

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  78. Bad Analogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



    Bad analogy. The current situation in IT applied to medicine would be looking to hire an optometrist and only looking at those certified with XYZ brand of equipment with at least 2 years experience on the specific XREW123456A machine. No career out there is as focused on the latest and greatest crap of the moment as IT.

  79. This article is stupid. Here's my 2 cents. by ISPTech · · Score: 1

    I stopped reading before page 3.

    Page 1 Summary: MCSE is cool. Must get it.
    Page 2 Summary: MCSA is new and cool. Must get it.

    I didn't even go into page 3 since the link was titled MCDBA.

    I was beginning to hope no one paid money for this article as it appears to be a copy and paste of all of Micorosoft's propoganda crap.

    Short suggestion since this subject seems to come up on a regular basis.

    1. There is no substitute for a degree to get an interview. CSCI is a plus but get a degree. I always reccomend Bachelors of Business Administration or MBA if you can stomach the crap they will teach you long enough to get the paper.

    Reason: They'll always pay some shmuck more $$ than you to be a manager. Someday you may want to be that shmuck. Hope not, but this degree will make that jump easy. (Boss, if you readin I didn't say that was you.)
    2. Certs are cool, but don't rely on them for anything, and take the ones you want to take...not some crap a trade rag or M$'s site tells you are good certs.
    3. Real world: There is no substitute for experience. That being said get a job where some place won't mind you breaking stuff while you learn and be gentle. You'll get there.

    I'll shut up now.

    Sysadmin with no certs and a music degree for 3 yrs now.

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    1. Re:This article is stupid. Here's my 2 cents. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Sysadmin with no certs and a music degree for 3 yrs now"

      So youre the ones that TRY to do things without following the required steps and call us CERTIFIED people to BAIL YOU OUT.... then complain about our bills....

    2. Re:This article is stupid. Here's my 2 cents. by ISPTech · · Score: 1

      No, I'm the one who does it right to start with, since I'm not tied into some crappy propoganda some vendor sold me before they gave me a piece of paper to say I paid their fee. I learned on my own with my own time and my own computers bought with the same type of money you wasted on a piece of paper.

      I'm the one they call to fix contractors work when upper management get snowed under by some cocky good-for-nothing MCSE toting loser who screws up the network and software because he thinks he knows it all.

      There is much much more to my story that you don't even deserve to hear as an AC. You don't know me. Don't even pretend.

      Moderators. Please keep this article at the same score as the AC post even if that means modding me down to 0. Thx

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  80. Re:Wider!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ahahahaha your PWP doesn't do SHIT to Mozilla!

  81. CISSP vs. CISA vs. SANS GIAC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I have all three, so I am probably one of the most, if not THE most, competent /.'er to comment on these:

    CISA is easy. It's a bunch of easy security questions, and a bunch of auditing questions. If you're a computer security geek, you pretty much just have to read an introduction to auditing textbook (or their study guides) to pass. The biggest pain in the rear is the fact that they make you send them a verification of your degree. What a pain in the butt.

    CISSP's exam is about a 1.5 hour exam squeezed into six hours. The exam passing threshhold is too low, at the moment, and every idiot can pass. My company paid for everyone's CISSP certification, and I only know 1 of ~30 people who've taken it who failed. If you go through the ISC^2 review, you can nail the test. Having said that, it's a great common body of knowledge test. Like CISA, there's a lot of theory. Unlike CISA, most of it actually means something relevant. Just because it's not particularly selective at this point doesn't mean that it's worthless--just don't expect it to rocket your career from "nowhere" to "internationally sought after."

    SANS certs (I have GCIH and GSEC) are cool, techie certs, but the organization is badly in the throes of upsizing. If you get a SANS certification, expect to get long, rambling emails without clear "so what?" messages. The great thing--practical exercises--about SANS certs also makes them very difficult to scale well. SANS also can't figure out how to invoice me for recertification, so I think I'm going to be letting both my SANS certs expire. At some point, you reach an experience hump where certs are just as valuable expired as they are current, and I've recently let a few major certs (including my MCSE) lapse.

    Don't believe the SANS propaganda about salary premiums. They've cherry picked their first folks, including me, so we kick butt on salaries. The certs didn't give us good salaries, we work for good companies that invest in overpriced training, so yeah, we have good salaries. Not to mention the fact that those of us who were SANS early adopters were already rockin' along in the security field.

    CISA and CISSP have been around longer. Get them both, they're well recognized and easy to get, if not as cheap as a CCNA or MCP. If you want to be a techie specialist in one security area, get the appropriate SANS cert. If you just want to get into security management--and believe me, there are plenty of jobs for that--don't bother with SANS.

  82. Non-Microsoft Certifications? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What non-Microsoft certifications are worthwhile? Specifically, I was considering going for Sun's Java certification - would I be wasting my time?

  83. "CCNA is a joke"... Oh boy, here we go by John_Bell_2 · · Score: 1

    Why am I not surprised that I would read the threads on this article and see the CCNA get reamed by every poster who has an opinion?

    Perhaps I'm biased, having just wrapped up my CCNA and CCDA tests, but I'll say it anyway; those were *difficult* exams. Specifically, the CCNA had some nifty twists to it. The new CCNA 2.0 exam (640-607) just came out last Tuesday. I can bet you that if you hold a current CCNA or CCNP and walk into 640-607 cold, you will flunk it.

    I have ten years experience in telco and networking, with five years in cisco environments. My most recent projects involved working specifically with cisco solutions (a redundant network architecture for an on-line university ASP, and a global network buildout for a company in pre- to post-IPO transition, respectively). Raw "hands on" knowledge would not have gotten me through 640-607.

    I had taken the prep for 640-507 a while back, and indeed that one seemed pretty light. -607 is set up as a "weed out" test, it would seem. I ended up doing very well on it, but I needed all but 5 minutes of the time given to finish it.

    The CCDA, I think, tests you on how well you read, take notes, and pay attention. Short of the emphasis on CiscoFusion, it's actually a fairly generic "can you design a network that provides a proper business solution for the client" test. The concepts can be applied anywhere. Maybe that's why I'm seeing job reqs place more emphasis on having the CCDA in addition to the CCNA or CCNP - it's a good indicator of solid grounding in vendor-independent network design concepts.

    Anyway, I plan on moving to the CCNP/CCDP level fairly soon, as I now have the pre-reqs in place. There really isn't any reason not to straddle both disciplines up to that point - getting the design side along with the tech side only involves an extra exam. Don't plan to pass the CCDA if you prep for the CCNA alone, though - the exams are different enough to trip most people up.

    That aside, the only other certs I have are the Legato LCE, and some "Master Level" Brainbench certs (which I see people slamming as well - whatever, I'm proud of my scores). Throw in a couple of tech degrees (Comp. Sci. and Aero Engineering w/ my EIT/FE exam passed), and I think it's all pretty well rounded.

  84. What? No Novell Certifications? CNA? CNE? by el_nino-2000 · · Score: 1

    Common! All they have is Microsoft, Cisco and the CompTIA certifications listed? Novell is used in many large companies, I wouldn't count them out yet. Thats a pretty crapy survey if you ask me.

  85. why certifications are not bad things by rjnagle · · Score: 1

    I've noticed a kind of snobbery from experienced sys admins about the value of computer certifications.

    I was talking to a head sys admin dealing with MS machines. She said that MSCE's are worthless and are no substitute for experience.

    My response, "Duh!!!!" Of course experience is preferable to passing some test. Here are some arguments in favor of being certified:

    1)it represents an attempt to learn an organized body of skills. What sys admins don't tell you is that they don't learn a skill until there's a major problem (and then they HAVE to learn about it). Certifications teach basic concepts and familiarizes you with commands and functions; it doesn't teach an algorithm for problem solving. That's where the experience comes in. The knowledge of a certified but clueless individual is a little about a lot of different areas. With a no certification sys admin, you're more likely to find someone who knows only about the problems he has fixed recently.

    The second fallacy is that people with experience are more qualified than people with only a certification. Actually this statement is irrelevant. Ask yourself: if you had to choose between two candidates with identical experience, but only the first had a certification, which of the two candidates would you hire?

    The problem with sys admin jobs is it's often next to impossible to get the experience in these fields without having hands on knowledge in the first place. For an unemployed individual, it is very difficult to know how to administer an Outlook server or Windows 2000 Server without having his or her own personal license. Certifications are a midway point towards demonstrating competence.

    Certifications may not say much, but they at least mean the individual knows the terminology and basic concepts and has some familiarity with how things are supposed to work. That may not be much, but at least this person would be in a better position to pick up the more sophisticated skills more easily on the job.

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    Robert Nagle, Idiotprogrammer, Houston
  86. Uhhhh ... hasn't anyone noticed something MISSING? by Jim+Norton · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What about CNA, CNE or any of the other various Novell certifications?

    Have these idiots been living under an MS-rock for the past 10 years?

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    -- Jim
  87. What about Java certification? by Don't+Exist · · Score: 1

    Is getting Java certfied (Programmer/Developer/Architect) any good at all? Would it be useful to someone who does not have a university degree in some computer-related subject?

  88. Government provided MCP's in UK for unemployed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This topic provoked my 1st post to /.
    I live in England UK and for unemployed people they have this training scheme to get people back to work.

    The sad thing is - the scheme is Microsoft based, the private training centre also does Cisco, A+ and maybe some others, but we cant do that without paying for them, and im not currently in a position to do so. (Maybe i should be grateful?)

    I've been using computers for about 15 years now, and Windows for about 10 years, and to be honest those ten years of Windows misery has made me hate Microsoft, hence i switched to GNU/Linux.

    I'm a skilled mechanical engineer and have done my apprenticeship, but got made redundant and since been unable to find any work in that area.

    I dont know everything about computers, but what gets me is the fact that i have to do all this crap the Microsuck way and not learning any real standards, and "learning" stuff that i did years ago at home messing around.
    Plus, i bet MS are getting a fat cheque for every person on this scheme.

  89. I am a MCRT by Zeekamotay · · Score: 1

    Microsoft Certified Reboot Technician

  90. I am a Manager.. by Belly+of+the+Beast · · Score: 1

    I am an Engineering Manager at "big Name" technology company. We do product development and I can't speak for the IS department. If a resume ends up on my desk that includes any certs I tend to round file it. Given the number of resumes that HR gets for any opening I have to cut through the chaf.
    If you have so much free time that you bother with certs then you are not a real engineer. I am interested in real technical experance and abilities. I am also interested in broader skills and abilites such as ability to think, plan, understand the ethic of the profession, understand business implications of engineering decisions, write and work with other people. A degree is important, and the broader the education the better. I've seen a MSEE from MIT wash out of his first job because he could not calibrate a power supply with a scope (no pratical experance) and I've seen a number of gifted code slingers wash out because they lack people, organizatinal and/or business skills. All else beign equal, I tend to hire a physics, engineering math grad over a CS grad for software tasks because they tend have broader experance and more rounded educations.

    If you want to be a professional you have to pay your dues and get an education, gain experance (technical, prefessional and life) and then act with a greater level of responsability than just a certified *tool*

    -s

    1. Re:I am a Manager.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "All else beign equal, I tend to hire a physics, engineering math grad over a CS grad for software tasks because they tend have broader experance and more rounded educations"

      You can't even spell, and you ask for people to be educated? Brilliant! Maybe you should get some more "experance" before you try posting again.