I, a master cracker, has broken in to linus torvolds linux development network and i have SHOCKING news!
I came across kernel 2.9.99, the beta version of L3!!! L3 is not GPL'ed but LBL'ed which stands for Linus'es borg licence! L3 will contain the following features.
Costs $10,000
Very unstable
1,398,484 known bugs that won't be fixed
Penguin DNA
1000 propreity apps costing a further $23,300!
LinSPY
Anti Destructi!
AND ABSOLUTLEY NO WARRENTY!
Thats NOT ALL! It's will be illegal to copy it, current linux users must upgrade or have their computers destroyed!
Rob, Linuses little helper has wrote WinVi, MacVi OS/2Vi BeVi and solarVI! these 'VI's are viruses that are Undectectable and Unstoppable and will FORCEL3 on to everyones machine!
He has passed a special "LAW" to make this legal, and will be realesing evil L3 either when its June 2004 or when every penguin on the planet is massacered!
And if we take the $33,300 per copy cost and mutliply that by about 500,000,000 estimated computers in the world linus will make
$16,650,000,000,000
Making him a multi trillionare! and about 390 times richer than B.Gate$ ! Don't let this happen, boycott linux today! Trolls use windows!
I, a master cracker, has broken in to linus torvolds linux development network and i have SHOCKING news!
I came across kernel 2.9.99, the beta version of L3!!! L3 is not GPL'ed but LBL'ed which stands for Linus'es borg licence! L3 will contain the following features.
Costs $10,000
Very unstable
1,398,484 known bugs that won't be fixed
Penguin DNA
1000 propreity apps costing a further $23,300!
LinSPY
Anti Destructi!
AND ABSOLUTLEY NO WARRENTY!
Thats NOT ALL! It's will be illegal to copy it, current linux users must upgrade or have their computers destroyed!
Rob, Linuses little helper has wrote WinVi, MacVi OS/2Vi BeVi and solarVI! these 'VI's are viruses that are Undectectable and Unstoppable and will FORCEL3 on to everyones machine!
He has passed a special "LAW" to make this legal, and will be realesing evil L3 either when its June 2004 or when every penguin on the planet is massacered!
And if we take the $33,300 per copy cost and mutliply that by about 500,000,000 estimated computers in the world linus will make
$16,650,000,000,000
Making him a multi trillionare! and about 390 times richer than B.Gate$ ! Don't let this happen, boycott linux today!
Limewire, a popular napster alternative has become evil in version 1.8! It bundles spyware, puts unwanted icons on the desktop and it is also spyware! IT also sends file transfer info to the riaa!
soa yoau kann uase iit inn yourr own prooagramez! Thats what i heard in summer 1994, when I got a small program on the commodore 64 called speech. it was pretty good except it sounded like a drunk robot. But it DOES show that you don't need much computing power for text2speach if a programmer can do it on a lowly commodore 64 using BASIC! for crying out loud.
Slow down linus! thats a lot of kernels youve released recently, think about us idiots (me) who cant compile their own kernel and have to wait until the latest distribution, this means i will never have the latest and greatest version:(.
99% of the time i cant find "that" file
99% of the 1% unsucessfully downloads.
With a good map of the network I "should" be able to find "that" file
But limewire and XOLOX do seem to be the most reliable cleints so far. (no spyware too)
Apple made a big mistake, goodthing they actually FIXED the bug in a quick update. (Unlike microsoft who relese crapware, and then relese 100's of 'critical security updates' and 'service packs')
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I wish I got paid for every time i posted a link to goatse.cx!
I, a master cracker, has broken in to linus torvolds linux development network and i have SHOCKING news!
I came across kernel 2.9.99, the beta version of L3!!! L3 is not GPL'ed but LBL'ed which stands for Linus'es borg licence! L3 will contain the following features.
Thats NOT ALL! It's will be illegal to copy it, current linux users must upgrade or have their computers destroyed!
Rob, Linuses little helper has wrote WinVi, MacVi OS/2Vi BeVi and solarVI! these 'VI's are viruses that are Undectectable and Unstoppable and will FORCE L3 on to everyones machine!
He has passed a special "LAW" to make this legal, and will be realesing evil L3 either when its June 2004 or when every penguin on the planet is massacered!
And if we take the $33,300 per copy cost and mutliply that by about 500,000,000 estimated computers in the world linus will make
$16,650,000,000,000
Making him a multi trillionare! and about 390 times richer than B.Gate$ ! Don't let this happen, boycott linux today! Trolls use windows!
I, a master cracker, has broken in to linus torvolds linux development network and i have SHOCKING news!
I came across kernel 2.9.99, the beta version of L3!!! L3 is not GPL'ed but LBL'ed which stands for Linus'es borg licence! L3 will contain the following features.
Thats NOT ALL! It's will be illegal to copy it, current linux users must upgrade or have their computers destroyed!
Rob, Linuses little helper has wrote WinVi, MacVi OS/2Vi BeVi and solarVI! these 'VI's are viruses that are Undectectable and Unstoppable and will FORCE L3 on to everyones machine!
He has passed a special "LAW" to make this legal, and will be realesing evil L3 either when its June 2004 or when every penguin on the planet is massacered!
And if we take the $33,300 per copy cost and mutliply that by about 500,000,000 estimated computers in the world linus will make
$16,650,000,000,000
Making him a multi trillionare! and about 390 times richer than B.Gate$ ! Don't let this happen, boycott linux today!
They are going to look at space through the world's largest ice cube.....
Linux gets a better file system, but us windoze user are still stuck with FAT which gives us FAT files!
Limewire, a popular napster alternative has become evil in version 1.8! It bundles spyware, puts unwanted icons on the desktop and it is also spyware! IT also sends file transfer info to the riaa!
I should of been marked TROLL not offtopic! CRAPPY MODERATOR
Fuck you trolls i got fp!
And if I can remember correctly, it was less than 100 lines of code!(!)
soa yoau kann uase iit inn yourr own prooagramez! Thats what i heard in summer 1994, when I got a small program on the commodore 64 called speech. it was pretty good except it sounded like a drunk robot. But it DOES show that you don't need much computing power for text2speach if a programmer can do it on a lowly commodore 64 using BASIC! for crying out loud.
Slow down linus! thats a lot of kernels youve released recently, think about us idiots (me) who cant compile their own kernel and have to wait until the latest distribution, this means i will never have the latest and greatest version :(.
99% of the time i cant find "that" file 99% of the 1% unsucessfully downloads. With a good map of the network I "should" be able to find "that" file But limewire and XOLOX do seem to be the most reliable cleints so far. (no spyware too)
I did, I ripped his fucking head off and threw it a B-57 bomber! Click here
Vi sucks, I cant even use it! Im a joe supporter though. Lets spray the notepad users silly too :)
Maybe we should round up all the trolls and then everybody splats them with this new fangled device! Or we could do it to cowboyneal instead :)
with apples new product, iSEX! it also gives you a free hard disk wipe!
BULKY desktop pcs forever baby ;). But it would be nice to have a small computer handy in certain situations!
Unix is good, but LINUX is a cheap and crappy version. GET A PROPER UNIX NERDS!
Apple made a big mistake, goodthing they actually FIXED the bug in a quick update. (Unlike microsoft who relese crapware, and then relese 100's of 'critical security updates' and 'service packs')
Bill gates , Microsoft!
Security holes allow crimminals to steal billions of dollors from all over the world! Its E-terrorism!
Boats, they always sink!
This is news for nerds, If you want trolly news like the stuff your posting then go some where else!
:)