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Hellhound Paintball ATV

tuxtattoo writes: "I was talking to a buddy of mine tonight, and he told me about a paintball ATV made by Tippmann. it's called the Hellhound, and it's got everything you need for a nice day at the paintball field. Some of its features include a variable speed trigger which is attached to a high speed, 10 barrel, 50 rounds/second cannon. it also comes equipped with 2 side mounted tippmann model 98's (that would be 2 more paintball guns one on each side :), a 6,000 round hopper, heavy duty winch, and not to forget the what looks to be a self fed grenade launcher. there are many other features that come standard with this model, but NO floor mats or cup holders." I think this has been around for a while, but I played paintball yesterday (and I'm feeling it today) so this submission just seems apropos.

208 comments

  1. Physical activity? by thegrommit · · Score: 1

    What's that? It's not in my geek dictionary. ;)

    1. Re:Physical activity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      No wonder he's excited about the paintball minigun. Imagine that sweet pain of all those rounds hitting his naked reddening white flesh...

      Anyway, I heard a rumour he likes to play a certain scene out of Deliverance, too. Don't know which one, though.

    2. Re:Physical activity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Excellent choice. Original, not the one I set up.

    3. Re:Physical activity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Neither is getting laid.

    4. Re:Physical activity? by ironfroggy · · Score: 1

      Not all geeks are like you, my friend. It is possible to program ^H^H^H have a real life, and be a geek!

  2. cup holders by randal_hicks · · Score: 1

    ...that's OK, I'd just assume wear mine. More uncomfortable not to have it on when you need it

    1. Re:cup holders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The phrase is "I'd just as soon", not "I'd just assume".

  3. Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This article seems oddly out of place.

  4. Very interesting, but... by StupidKatz · · Score: 1

    I just want to know if it's street legal. Let's all work hard to make 'drive-by shooting' a term only the folks in the thousand dollar suits fear. ;)

    1. Re:Very interesting, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I play paintball, I use Tippmann products, and this thing has been out for a long time. Although it is very neat, it is not for sale. They only have one of them and it's used as a promotional thing whenever the company goes out to tournaments and such.

    2. Re:Very interesting, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a Golf Cart...you people are lusting after a golf cart!

      hehehehehe...how lame is that....sheesh. I was hacking on golf carts/baggage carts/go-carts and three-wheeled Vespas when you guys were just a drip down your daddies leg.

      ..you guys are weak. Taco rules not.

  5. First reply?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I got hit in the back of the head once with a paintball. it hurt... so does this thing have any shields?

  6. 2 of the same story in a row by DzugZug · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Anyone notice the line at the bottom? Promotional? Not for sale? Who cares what these guys have lying around if they arn't selling it? This is just like the last story about the PDA.

    hehe.. look at this cool new thing that you can't buy.

    1. Re:2 of the same story in a row by SquierStrat · · Score: 1

      Umm I do! I'm sure others do! You also never know...they might end-up selling this.

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    2. Re:2 of the same story in a row by SlamMan · · Score: 1

      Right, they bring it out at torney's, and the occasional big game. No, they aren't seeling it, and no, they don't Plan to. Its also not new, they've been bringing it out for years. Being an avid Paintballer, and President of UMCP's Paintball club, this thing is just one of the wiked cool toys out there. I can't buy a lot of the stuff the military makes, but its doesn't men I don't think its cool as hell.

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    3. Re:2 of the same story in a row by Dakisha · · Score: 1

      Look at this cool Sun server that costs several million, look at this head mounted display, etc, etc..

      Got several million dollars handy? No? Didn't think so.. Shut up already

  7. Re:"News for Nerds. Stuff that matters." by SquierStrat · · Score: 1

    Very idiotic response. Alot of different types of people like to play paintball.

    Do tell, why is it that every time something not-computer-related or something not related to electronics or electronics politics gets posted, someone makes a comment like this? If the editors deem it of interest to them, well geez they are nerds to the nth-degree so by God is qualifies as news for nerds!

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  8. I can see it now... by Colin+Bayer · · Score: 1

    The hit toy of 2002:

    Programmer Joe's Mobile Paintball Command Post, now with realistic crimson red paint splatters and carpal tunnel grip!

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  9. Tippmann is great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    Tippmann has to be the most 'hacker friendly' paintball company out there. How many companies would do free repair work after you have modified(with a dremel) like cutting off the trigger guard(to fit a double trigger) and milling the body?

    BTW, if you arn't familiar with current paintball technology, check out the equipment at a place like http://www.countypaintball.com or http://www.paintballgear.com . Some guns (the Angel) can be connected to and programed via a serial port.

    1. Re:Tippmann is great by Colin+Bayer · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Some guns (the Angel) can be connected to and programed via a serial port.

      Imagine a Beowulf clus...

      Note: the original author of this post has been incapacitated because of its intense lameness... but we still encourage you to imagine a Beowulf...

      Note: the original author of the first note has been incapacitated for being redundant, but we still invite you to imagine...

      Note: the author of the second note has been incapacitated, and this post will end here ->.

      Imagine a Beowulf cluster...
      SHUT UP!

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    2. Re:Tippmann is great by e-gold · · Score: 1

      Not only that, but before they made paintball stuff only they also made some REALLY cool guns. One on my want list would be a transferrable .22lr that is a COMPLETE working model of a belt-fed Browning machine gun (including a cute miniature ammo-box for your cloth belts of .22 ammo). These guns were awesome, slightly-expensive-at-the-time, and incredibly well made (just like the Brownings they were modeled on). They actually work, too (I've seen one run). Unfortunatly, they didn't make Tippmann much $$$ so they were discontinued. Now, they're all priced out-of-sight (but I still can *want* one).
      JMR

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    3. Re:Tippmann is great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some guns (the Angel) can be connected to and programed via a serial port.

      I'm trying to figure out what you'd program on it? Maybe switching between semi-auto and full-auto or something like that, but I'm not getting out the computer just to change that. So please tell me what is this for?

    4. Re:Tippmann is great by mrzaph0d · · Score: 2, Interesting

      if you're interested in replica paintball guns, check out this site. i'd love to get the mp5, and the m60 is awesome..

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    5. Re:Tippmann is great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The angel has some 25 firing modes built in, and no, you don't need the data-link cable to change those, since it has buttons and an LCD display built into the grip. There are other settings, like how many milliseconds to open the valve for, how long to keep the bolt open before letting another trigger pull cycle the marker, etc. I believe it can also be used for diagnotics. It doesn't come with the marker, though at $1,200 and up for the gun, you would think it did.

      Although I don't own an Angel (I prefer analog guns) it's great when newbies see one for the first time and you use it to tell them what the air temperature is.

    6. Re:Tippmann is great by big_cat79 · · Score: 1

      Amen to this. I've sent mine back to Tippman at least twice. My brother has sent his over 8. Everything from stretching the springs for a faster shot rate, modifying the bolt, everything. Just send it back, and boom. You get a new one. Can't do that next time you try to hack a Dreamcast, or a Furby, or a toaster oven, or, blah blah etc.

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  10. Seen this before by danwatt · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Ok, I tried digging through the archives and I couldnt find it, but I swear that I have seen this on Slashdot before. It was at least a year ago, probably closer to two. Anyone else remember this?

  11. paintball? ATV? by Psychopax · · Score: 0

    What are these things? I never heard of them.. playing war for little c00l g33kz?

  12. Re:"News for Nerds. Stuff that matters." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hehe, lets splat some nerds with paint, and then see if its "stuff that matters" then...

  13. Re:"News for Nerds. Stuff that matters." by DCowern · · Score: 1

    Of course it is! I can't count the number of times I've wanted to shoot a manager after being stuck in meetings all day. I also can't count the number of times I've wanted to go and shoot the idiot at Sun who invented Java. The list goes on and on.

    Paintball is naturally geeky. It's just like Quake but *gasp* outdoors. For many geeks it's one of the only outdoor/sport activities they take part in.

  14. Re:"News for Nerds. Stuff that matters." by mike_sucks · · Score: 1

    Um, yes it is.

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  15. 10 barrels? by larien · · Score: 4, Funny
    It's got a minigun attached. A minigun. A fscking minigun.

    All I want to know is "where can I get one?"

    1. Re:10 barrels? by ruvreve · · Score: 1

      Well with enough money you could pay TIPPMAN to make you one. And like a previous poster said you can customize it to your liking and if/when you break it you can send it in and they will fix it for you. I recently bought a TIPPMANN CUSTOM 98 and I consider it the Linux of paintball guns. While not the perfect gun out of the box, it begs you to modify it to improve performance and practice those hacker like skills so many /.ers seem to possess.

    2. Re:10 barrels? by kochsr · · Score: 1

      did you notice the "variable speed trigger" is just a drill?

    3. Re:10 barrels? by TheAlmightyQ · · Score: 1

      Anyone else notice that their "variable speed trigger" on their minigun is powered by what looks like a standard cordless power drill?

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    4. Re:10 barrels? by TheAlmightyQ · · Score: 1

      Damn you Trebeck!
      beat me to pointing that out.

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    5. Re:10 barrels? by zoltar74 · · Score: 1
      I've never played a field that allowed fully auto or even bursts with guns that were capable of that. I honestly think 50 rounds/sec could send you to the hospital, or even kill you.

      The paintball story was a pleasant surprise.

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    6. Re:10 barrels? by Rogerborg · · Score: 5, Funny
      • It's got a minigun attached

      No! You fool! It's a "marker", not a "gun". You'll ruin years of our hard work in trying to persuade people that paintball is a sport for all, not some extreme para-military NRA freakshow, and besides...

      Ah, the hell with it.

      This thing is awesome! Look at the firepower! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

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    7. Re:10 barrels? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm just thinking that with 50 rds/sec you're shooting $2.50 worth of paint every second. (A little less, actually, but rounding paint costs to nickles keeps me lighter on the trigger. :)

      Sweet geezum christ.

    8. Re:10 barrels? by larien · · Score: 2
      My guess is that if you're buying one of those buggies, $2.50 of paint (probably less bought in bulk; let's face it, you need to buy that in bulk!) is the least of your worries...

      It is, however, a frightening statistic...

    9. Re:10 barrels? by jallen02 · · Score: 2

      Whatever works :)

    10. Re:10 barrels? by kilgore_47 · · Score: 2

      The Custom 98 is a good starter gun, but I think the linux metaphor should be reserved for an Autococker. Finely tunable, many 'distros' (there are many many companies making custom cockers now), and very very accurate.

      (Brass Eagle guns are MS Windows, naturally)

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    11. Re:10 barrels? by kilgore_47 · · Score: 1

      I've never played a field that would allow an ATV either...
      I think this is suited big scenaio games, not standard rec ball.

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    12. Re:10 barrels? by seann · · Score: 0

      thats not a standard cordless power drill.
      That's a hair dryer.

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    13. Re:10 barrels? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      minimarker?

      Do you mean one of these things, that lay around on my desktop?

    14. Re:10 barrels? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The field I play at allows any commercial paintball marker. I've seen Brass Eagle Raptors on the same field with full auto Angels, Bushmasters, etc. Sometimes I worry about the guys with the Brass Eagle guns. I've been lit up with several full-autos (last on my team alive) before and it isn't fun but I assure you that I'm not dead or even in the hospital.

      It really can be satifying to take out the guys with $2500+ guns with my mildly tricked Spyder. Sometimes it is more rewarding than when you take out 4 or 6 guys that weren't paying attention.

  16. Run away, run away... by not-quite-rite · · Score: 2, Funny

    What's next?

    Battlemechs with paintball markers?

    I friggin hope so....
    (insert big smile here)

  17. cute by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1

    Just so long as they stay the fuck out of the woods with it. It's bad enough we are losing incredible trail systems in the state gamelands here in pennsylvania. Paint splaterrings on trees, rocks, vegetation = bad. Torn up trails due to this thing = much worse. Neither is welcome. Now if only we could ban horses. *sigh*.

    1. Re:cute by whanau · · Score: 1

      hopefully paintballers in your area use biodigradable ammunition. If they don't they should be punished

    2. Re:cute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. This toy looks like it could be fun, but I'd be pissed off if it was being used on trails or in the woods...even if they are using biodegradable ammunition.

    3. Re:cute by Skevin · · Score: 1

      Umm, it's not actually paint. It's colored vegetable oil, with a gelatin shell. Totally biodegradable, water-soluble and usually gone after the next good rain.

      As someone who has helped to set up and run paintball fields, I have to ask: how are state gamelands being ruined by paintball? To open a field, you need to obtain a Conditional Use Permit (CUP) for paintball, which entails a crapload of licensing prerequisites. Your neighbors generally have to agree to the fact that you're planning to run a paintball field. Fields that run paintball tournaments are explicitly set aside for such a purpose, and never been hosted on anything except private property. So what are you talking about?

      I could go on further about paintball legal and environmental issues, but I gotta take my STO Autococker and light up a few people this morning. Ciao.

      Solomon

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    4. Re:cute by CamelTrader · · Score: 1

      I'm totally guessing here, but I think the only danger paintballers pose to national parks are the ones who do it without the permits. I dunno how often this happens though.

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    5. Re:cute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, there are renegade games, but people who play those on public land are just _waiting_ for an accident to darken the world of paintball.

      I don't have anything against renegade games, so long as they're held on private property. (i.e. Farmer Bob doesn't mind if 20 guys run around the 20 acre forest around his fields for a few bucks.)

      Considering that the inflated paint prices are what drive people away from licensed/registered fields, I can sympathise with the renegade ballers a bit.

    6. Re:cute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally, I love running through people's backyards and national forests, shooting everything that seems non-replacable - riding in the wind on my noble steed that shits a brick every 5 seconds or so with my pirate shirt flowing in the wind. You don't belive me?

    7. Re:cute by kilgore_47 · · Score: 1

      Supposedly all paintballs available today are biodegradble and 100% non-toxic.

      But I heard a story from a guy at the local field who said his dog ate a bunch of 32Degrees-brand paint and got real real sick. and the vet's toxcicity report showed anti-freeze in the dogs stomach. This is very very bad since pouring anti-freeze all over the woods is considered bad form.

      Also, paint isn't supposed to stain your clothes but many brands (Diablo's Hellfire, most notably) do.

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    8. Re:cute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But I heard a story from a guy at the local field who said his dog ate a bunch of 32Degrees-brand paint and got real real sick. and the vet's toxcicity report showed anti-freeze in the dogs stomach.

      I don't know about '32Degrees' brand paintballs, but I can't imagine something that toxic put into paintballs (if they did I'm sure they will be sued soon when somebody gets a facefull of the gunk).
      I have a feeling that the dog in question probably drank the anti-freeze somewhere else (dogs love anti-freeze because it tastes sweet to them).
  18. How does this affect the game? by whanau · · Score: 1
    Ive only played paint ball a couple of times and so this question goes out to any paintball experts.

    How could you use a beast like this in a game? At what point does it become "disabled." ? Obviously this ATV is pretty darn cool but I don't see how it could be used in a game situation without making the odds against "infantry" grossly unfair. Anyone care to elaborate?

    1. Re:How does this affect the game? by Colin+Bayer · · Score: 3, Funny

      Obviously this ATV is pretty darn cool but I don't see how it could be used in a game situation without making the odds against "infantry" grossly unfair.

      Well, the infantry can feel free to use their paint-filled, shoulder-launched missiles, not to mention their fully stocked paintball bombers with rainbow cluster bombs.

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    2. Re:How does this affect the game? by autocracy · · Score: 2
      I imagine that the players would require an even number of them per team, and you can't actually remove the machine - only the driver. If the driver gets shot, he must leave the field. Of course, watch that go to shit when they encase it in Lexan... It would be tough and unfair to disable it when it gets hit as the driver would have a hell of a time knowing if he got hit in the back. And it's too big a target...

      Fact is I'd never allow one in my games. Use it for marking cattle or painting a building... People get mad enough when you've got somebody w/ two guns and armor that hits as many people as he can by losing all cover and loosing all his rounds right off. *Promotional use only, not for sale* - a reason behind that.

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    3. Re:How does this affect the game? by autocracy · · Score: 1

      YEAH! You know that is sweet. Kinda takes any sort of strategy out of the game though :)

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    4. Re:How does this affect the game? by Colin+Bayer · · Score: 1

      Now all we need are fighter aircraft with paintball guns, paintball mortars and spinfusors, and we have ourselves a colorful Tribes2! :)

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    5. Re:How does this affect the game? by SlamMan · · Score: 1

      We're way ahead of you.

      http://www.tippmannordnance.com/

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    6. Re:How does this affect the game? by theguru · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I used to play large scale scenario games a few times a year. Hundreds of players per side, on hundreds of acres. Games would typically last 12 to 24 hours, with two "armys" and often with several smaller factions. Points were earned not for eliminating your opponents, but for holding key locations, capturing enemy forts, or capturing or eliminating an enemy officer or VIP. Being eliminated usually meant you sat out for 15 to 30 minutes, which can be a big deal duringa major offensive. Some games had a medic rule, where the medic could wipe off anything but a head hit. Usually you had one medic, and if they were eliminated, you lost them for an hour, or you had to spend earned points to buy a new one.

      Anyway, these are the kinds of games where you see guys riding ATVs, helicopters on loan from the military or the local news (helicoptor is not a legal target. You just have to run and hide until it's out of ammo.) Night vision goggles, retired Motorola techs with his 2 teenage sons running an outpost with radio scanners and jamming gear..

      If you're not a fan of tourney style paintball, you should check out scenario games. That tourney player who carrys a case of ammo on his back to fire during a ten minute game has to rethink his strategy or go broke (or more likely suffer a heat stroke) if he has to do it for 24 hours straight. There's just nothing like crawling across a field towards an enemy held fort in the pitch black of night, with your team in a ditch 20 yards behind, and the other team 20 yards ahead, trading insults, the occasional volly of paintballs, and million+ candle power spotlights.

    7. Re:How does this affect the game? by Hertog · · Score: 1

      Please, give a link to things like this! I would love to read more on this stuff!!!

      Gr,

      Hertog

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    8. Re:How does this affect the game? by buck-yar · · Score: 1

      First, a little background on paintball...

      To qualify myself, I'll say that I played in the NEPL (new england paintball league) for two seasons, and various leagues/rec games before that.

      For those who don't know, there are two types of paintball: Recreational and tournament. Rec play is usually of the pick-up game variety. There is a wide range of objectives. And generally, it is done simply for fun.

      Tournament paintball is a completely different style of play. A "tournament" is an event where many teams show up to a host site and a single elimination style tournament is held. Games are extremely intense, and highly regulated. Most teams practice for weeks or even months leading up to an even (good teams have playbooks, hand signals, verbal code).

      Many tourament players own electric paintball markers (official term for paintball gun). Most electronic markers shoot at up to 13 balls per second (in semi-automatic mode). As you can see, tournament paintball is at a different level than rec paintball. The two factions don't mix well at all (rec players usually dislike tournament players etc)

      Back on topic... The hellhound is used in only in rec games (and usually only in scenario games). It is extremely expensive, and really detracts from the purpose of the game. It would be cool for about one game, then people would realize it's more fun without it. Basically its a novelty item used to promote the owner, Tippman co ("damn who made that cool thing? Their markers must be equally as cool").

    9. Re:How does this affect the game? by theguru · · Score: 1

      Try http://www.waynes-world.com/wd24event.html and http://www.viperscenarios.com/ to start.

    10. Re:How does this affect the game? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of the bigger fields on the East Coast of the US: (site seems to be down now, maybe try later)

      Another good field, give them a look:

      Here's a good news site for information on paintball:

      Enjoy!

      - Graff

    11. Re:How does this affect the game? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of the bigger fields on the East Coast of the US: (site seems to be down now, maybe try later)

      EMR Paintball

      Another good field, give them a look:

      Skirmish Paintball

      Here's a good news site for information on paintball:

      Warpig.com

      Enjoy!

      - Graff

    12. Re:How does this affect the game? by shogun · · Score: 1

      colorful Tribes2!

      Isn't that just a little redundant?

    13. Re:How does this affect the game? by kilgore_47 · · Score: 1

      The two factions don't mix well at all (rec players usually dislike tournament players etc)

      How many tournament players aren't rec players too? Don't most teams practice at their local field with rec players? Thats what I've seen anyway...

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    14. Re:How does this affect the game? by dorsey · · Score: 1

      The two factions don't mix well at all (rec players usually dislike tournament players etc)

      How many tournament players aren't rec players too? Don't most teams practice at their local field with rec players? Thats what I've seen anyway...

      The do, but that doesn't mean the rec players like it... I hate playing against tournament players. They ones I've met have all been jerks who routinely ignore field speed limits...

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    15. Re:How does this affect the game? by jandrese · · Score: 2

      Amen to that. I always hated going to the paintball field and discovering that the other team is a bunch of tournament jerks. For some reason these guys try to bend/break every rule they think they can get away with, and couldn't care less if they suck all of the fun right out of the game.

      Most flagrantly, if they were hit somewhere out of site of the refs (almost all of the field) they'd just walk behind the next wall and start playing again. Or if they were seen they'd walk around the field and point out the other team members to their buds (or take potshots when nobody was looking).

      Sometimes they'd get caught, but usually there weren't nearly enough refs to handle those jerks. The worst part is when they get all arrogant and cocky about taking only one or two losses (in games of 12 on 12 or so) and spend all the between-game time telling you how much you suck.

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  19. a critical tool in the Emacs-vi wars by krog · · Score: 1, Funny

    i sure hope you Emacs users are reading today... while those vi-loving sops are gloating about saved keystrokes and small core memory footprints, we can spray them silly with more paintballs than they can count.

    1. Re:a critical tool in the Emacs-vi wars by Unanonymous+Coward · · Score: 0

      Vi sucks, I cant even use it! Im a joe supporter though. Lets spray the notepad users silly too :)

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    2. Re:a critical tool in the Emacs-vi wars by bzbb · · Score: 1

      hmm... That reminds me, at one linux or unix convention, there was an emacs vs vi paintball conest. Vi outnumbered Emacs, and won. This is obviously the Emacs of paintball, as it is huge and well equiped, perhaps the next time team emacs could get one and prove that bigger is better.

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  20. Re:FP: Props to my homiez from Nexabit including E by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What the hell are you talking about?

  21. What will be next? by Angry+Black+Man · · Score: 1

    What's next? Selling airplanes with paintball guns and paintball bombs? Paintball tanks? I think this ATV would make the game a little uneven for those who don't want to waste their money.

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    1. Re:What will be next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They actually have those for _big_ scenario games - ultralights flying around acting as recon/bombers. Ground forces aren't allowed to shoot at the planes, and condsidering that the "bombadier" is just vaguely dumping cups of paint over enemy forces, I don't think that I've heard of them being terribly tactically useful. Just a nice randomizing element that keeps you on your toes.

    2. Re:What will be next? by praedor · · Score: 2

      Several years ago, me and some military buddies of mine intended to buy Nieuport 17 ultralights (http://www.kcdawnpatrol.org/) and mount or carry a paintball gun on it.


      We didn't get too far and I imagine that some experimentation/testing would have definitely been called for...the aircraft is fabric-covered. It would behoove one to make SURE that paintball guns being used would not puncture the fabric.


      The idea still has a draw...WWI-style dogfights.

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    3. Re:What will be next? by praedor · · Score: 2

      They would be more effective with some of those paint grenades...

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  22. But is it street legal? by nizo · · Score: 1

    The possibilities abound for instant roadrage gratification. Cut me off? *SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT* Talking on the cell phone and weaving around in front of me? Here lemme bring your attention back to the road *SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT* Now if they only had a rear facing gun for tailgaters......

  23. Not Very Impressive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is just a company with too much extra stuff laying around sticking onto a deuce. There is someone I know building something similar for use in airsoft. IIRC, the site is www.airsoftdepot.net. Really, just sticking some cheap guns and big tanks onto a cheap go-kart is not impressive at all. As a cheaper, more realisted alternative, try airsoft out.

  24. yeah great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now when my wife and I are out walking the trails here, instead of just roaring by and kicking gravel all over us, they can pelt us with paint as they pass. Does it come with a high-power light and mount for a shotgun so you can deerjack while drunk too?

  25. Re:"News for Nerds. Stuff that matters." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >For many geeks it's one of the only outdoor/sport activities they take part in.

    How many? Come on.. who does paintball as their only activity? Anyone?

  26. A little much by Stiletto · · Score: 2


    I suppose if you can afford this, you can afford the massive amount of paint it will spray. I'm not sure how effective it would be in a game that is won with stealth.

    Unless the thing is quieter than a golf cart and doesn't cruss twigs under its tires, even a beginner would be able to snipe the drivers pretty easily.
    As for actually getting to the field, it's more efficient to just pile everyone and all the equipment into a few station wagons for the roads, and then walk onto the field.

    On a side note, it was a pleasant surprise to see a story about PAINTBALL of all things appear on slashdot. I thought I was the only geek into the game! :-)

    1. Re:A little much by LMariachi · · Score: 1

      If you can afford this, you can afford to play "paintball" for real, á la The Most Dangerous Game or Hard Target or even Surviving the Game .

    2. Re:A little much by larien · · Score: 2
      Considering how many Geeks seem to be interested in Nerf guns, I'd have thought paintball would be a natural extension of that. Also, I wonder how many gamers have played Delta Force and thought they could rock at paintball.

      Of course, Paintball isn't that much like FPS; it's much more fun and is more of an adrenaline surge (unless you've been playing AvP!)

  27. Tippmann Hellbound by hkellogg · · Score: 3, Informative

    being an avid paintball player and what not I've seen this thing in action many a time and no its not for sale, mainly tippmann takes it to big games and tourneys and allows it to be used in free for all games(non tourney legal)

  28. Possible uses by whanau · · Score: 5, Interesting
    While this may never make it past professional paintball leugues I would imagine that it would be snaped up by riot police the world over.


    Its got everything they could need if it was covered in plexi-glass. Not only is it fast for getting the hell out of dodge, but the fill the paintballs with a peppery liquid and you have the ultimate crowd repellent. Basically an awesome and mobile extention on current paintball based crowd control weapons. Coming to a WTO meeting near you!

    1. Re:Possible uses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Good for us.

      I'm sick of those anti-globalisation neo-communist hippies trashing legitimate business places.

    2. Re:Possible uses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, it'd be an easy way to fire balls of pepper spray, but it'd be just as easy for the crowd to pick up shattered fragments (covered in pepper spray) and throw them back at the police, or at civies. Same reason that pepper spray foam is unsafe.

    3. Re:Possible uses by cosmol · · Score: 1
      but the fill the paintballs with a peppery liquid

      great idea, in order to get the liquid where it would do any damage you would have to hit your target in the eye, which would blind that person anyway because the projectile would put their fucking eye out! This is why people wear goggles when playing paintball.

    4. Re:Possible uses by Razzak · · Score: 1

      You know, paintballers wear masks for a reason. And if you've ever gotten hit by a paintball, you know it can sting at close range. Now imagine getting 40 rounds per second blasted into you without any pads or goggles.

      I'd prefer teargas, thanks.

  29. I'm going to hold out for blimp gun platforms by ColGraff · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Imagine a remote-controlled blimp or dirigible with a regular paintball gun mounted on it, and a video camera. Quiet enough for recon, packs a punch, wouldn't unbalence the game TOO much, and could also allow a VERY high level of tactical/strategic oversight by team commanders.

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    1. Re:I'm going to hold out for blimp gun platforms by SlamMan · · Score: 1

      Well, every year at the big Long Island game, Doc uses his Angel from a helicopter. He just hoses down either team, and for obvious safety reasons, you can't shoot back at him.

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    2. Re:I'm going to hold out for blimp gun platforms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Give me a break. Paintball is about running through the woods and capping some poor bastard who doesn't see you. It isn't about using zany toys to bombard your enemies from a distance. Besides, do you realize how hard it would be aim a blimp-borne gun? And think of the weight. My gun (Tippmann 98 w/ Flatline Barrel) and tank (14oz CO2 tank) easily weigh six pounds. Then if you throw in paint, big servos to aim the gun, a camera, motors.. you'd be packing a lot of weight. Hell, why don't you make a Blimp Battle Bot that drops a big weight on the other robot until it dies.

    3. Re:I'm going to hold out for blimp gun platforms by oni · · Score: 1

      It isn't about using zany toys

      You sir, are not a geek.

    4. Re:I'm going to hold out for blimp gun platforms by bigfrigginfrogman · · Score: 1

      I'm going to wait for the paint-android. He'll play the game for me!

    5. Re:I'm going to hold out for blimp gun platforms by shogun · · Score: 1

      What no paint Surface to Air missiles yet? Tippman really needs to get to work on them asap!

    6. Re:I'm going to hold out for blimp gun platforms by TheAlmightyQ · · Score: 1

      I rigged up my model 98 to my helicopter once, its pretty small and quiet ( electric and rotor diameter of about 1.5 meters)
      Problem was, there was too much recoil from the gun, it knocked the chopper around. Never used it in a game, but it could have been a cool weapon.

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    7. Re:I'm going to hold out for blimp gun platforms by SlamMan · · Score: 1

      You might want to try using aa cheap raptor or stingray, or drop the velocity down to 200. should reduce the kick a lot.

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  30. Yeah, but... by CrayBeast · · Score: 1

    ...is it Windows compatible? ;-)

    1. Re:Yeah, but... by atcroft · · Score: 1
      Ok, you're playing a game that is normally played in a wooded, roped-off playing area, using either trees and bushes for cover, or a few barricades made by either friends or the people running the paintball field. There's hardly any walls, so no place for the sills, so it DOESN'T MATTER if it is Windows compatible... and if it isn't, oh well-
      • not everything has to be, and
      • it's all for the fun of the experience anyway.
      :^)
  31. I wonder... by Omerna · · Score: 3, Funny

    if it's street legal. THAT could be fun. I'm sure you'd have no problem with traffic sporting what looks like a practice tank for the army.

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  32. Celebrity Product Photo! by dbretton · · Score: 1


    How did they get Janet Reno to pose as the driver?

  33. This is geek news?!? by Skevin · · Score: 3, Informative

    I've been playing paintball for almost four years now, and I've known about the Hellhound for almost two. It's already pretty well known in my circles (most paintballers over 25 seem to work in the IT industry anyway). I'm pretty upset that I could have submitted this article two years ago, but I felt it had no place on Slashdot.

    Anyway, they do have paintball mortars - look at http://www.tippmannordnance.com/cgi-bin/store/secu reshop.cgi?action=now&now=mortar.htm&order_id=1318 19899. Keep in mind, this is not the same paintball company as Dennis Tippman Jr.'s page, different organization entirely. Quarter mile range. 75 foot blast diamter. This company also makes claymores (the curved "charges" that say "this side towards enemy") and landmines for paintball.

    Getting back to the original Dennis Tippman Jr., he also manufactures grenades. While the Hellhound launches them via a spring loaded arm (hard to aim, and blast diameter in only 10ft.), true grenade launcher afficionados should consider an I&I CO2-powered grenade launcher - http://www.iisports.com/iisports/paintballstore/ti pp98wgrenades.html. More accuracy, and it's a great finishing touch when you bunker someone point blank... if you don't mind taking yourself out in the process.

    While you guys are on Tippmans' page, take a gander at the Flatline - nice piece of engineering. In paintball, your shots are not allowed to go faster than 300 fps, 280 at some fields, even less on indoor fields. So, the designers at Tippmann created this barrel to put a backspin on the ball, giving it longer range without violating the velocity limit. We tend to call them "floaters", since the rounds seems to act like frisbees once they leave the gun (even to the point of occasionally moving off-course). Unfortunately, the act of putting a backspin on the ball places a lot of stress on it, so you'd better not be shooting the cheap thin-shelled crap that you can buy for $20/case.

    Solomon

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    1. Re:This is geek news?!? by SlamMan · · Score: 1

      The backspin also slows down the ball, so after the first 50 feet or so, you're significantly more likely to get a bounce.

      On a related note, never, ever hook a up a flatline on a 98c with the rt installed. Eats paint like the newbie who thought I had a sack of "jawbreaker."

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  34. Students get course to stop them acting like geeks by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
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  35. Today's paintball game sucks. by StudMuffin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Paintball today is all about how much ammo you can get downrange, not about skill, stealth or cunning. I know I'll sound like an oldtimer here, but when *I* played the game in the early 80's, we had Nelspot 007's, little hand held pistols. You carried three 10-round tubes onto the field and a couple of extra C02 cartridges. One cartridge would shoot about 15 rounds. At then end of the day, we would often have rounds left over. The game was about sneaking around, tactics, and the occasional firefight with a completely manual pistol that was innacurate as hell and had to be cocked by hand. EACH SHOT HAD TO COUNT.

    We also used oil based paint, since that's all that was available in those days. A hit on the skin was a mark for a couple of weeks. Right about 1984 was when the water-based stuff hit the market.

    Paintball ATV's like this are a continuing sign that the game is all about rounds per minute now.

    -sigh-

    Oh, and we had to walk five miles through the snow to get to a paintball game. Uphill. Both ways.

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    1. Re:Today's paintball game sucks. by Peter+Dyck · · Score: 1
      Well, it reflects the way how real warfare has developed, really.

      You could turn this to your advantage. Develop your stealth skills and become famous for your "special warfare" skills. Taking out your enemies by a well planned ambush sounds much better than "I sprayed them to death with my 10 barrel minigun".

    2. Re:Today's paintball game sucks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What you need to play is: Airsoft.

      If you thought paintball even used to be cool, airsoft makes it wish it never was born.

      Airsoft is essentially the Japanese version of paintball. In Japan paintball guns are illegal. Players dress up in authentic military gear (not just for looks, but because they use it) armed with replica firearms that shoot small pellets at speeds a little faster than paintballs (anywhere from 280fps-450fps.) Games scenarios consist of everything from indoor Hostage Rescue, to capturing objectives out in the woods.

      Many airsoft groups use tactics simular to those used by the military. They must be adapted and changed a bit mostly because of 1. the range of the airsoft guns, and 2. because of people who think they are John Woo. You want a game were stealth is rewarded, and where thinking is a must, here you go.

      It may sound scary, and even dangerous, but if your not an idiot it really is more fun than you can imagine. My own personal opinion reguarding the realism in the game is that although it may scare the hell out of someone, it only endagers the player as the guns they are no more dangerous than a sharpened pencil.

      If you want to learn more about it check out http://www.the-isg.co.uk/practical-airsoft/

    3. Re:Today's paintball game sucks. by SnapperHead · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Your talking about 2 different styles of paintball. Speedball and military out in the woods style. (I am not sure if there is a name for the 2nd). Speedball is fast past game usually in small areas, where people go insaine at each other for 10 minutes. This can be play just about anywhere, its a basic close quarters combat, it does require lost of skill. Becuase, you need to think and react VERY quick.

      The 2nd is my favorite, mainly becuase I am on old school paintballer. (Plus, full time wayko :) I like big 10 on 10 games, in the field, using everything from dummys, to 2 way radios, full camo, durring a nice game of CTF.

      If the ATV where to be for sale, I would think there tring to merge the 2 styles togther. Kind of a raid the other base and take over. But, this would be a bad idea. Alls it takes is a good snipper and the driver and pasenger are done for.

      Personally, I find it very funny how overboard people get with things. Next, people will try creating planes, adding guns on to motor cycles, <insert bizare military thing here>

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    4. Re:Today's paintball game sucks. by SlamMan · · Score: 1

      Typically, we just call the hiding in the woods type rec ball. The best kind, mind you, but don't knock playing a quick game of speedball. Its just a differnt game. The values accuracy by volume, over hiding in the bushes.

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    5. Re:Today's paintball game sucks. by SnapperHead · · Score: 1
      Typically, we just call the hiding in the woods type rec ball. The best kind, mind you, but don't knock playing a quick game of speedball. Its just a differnt game. The values accuracy by volume, over hiding in the bushes.

      Don't get me wrong, speedball is fun once in a while, its just not my cup of tea. I wasn't knocking it, it does involve a great deal of skill. Its like being on the swat team compaired to the army.

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    6. Re:Today's paintball game sucks. by larien · · Score: 2
      I know what you mean. I've watched some paintball stuff on TV, and they go crazy with the amount of shots they fire. Having semi-automatic guns probably helps them. The one time I've been was with pump-action guns, which you could get a reasonable rate with, but nothing like the trigger-happy fusilade the TV players get! My biggest problem was that I got paint in the barrel and my accuracy sucked after that.

      It was great fun, though, and I'd love to do it again.

    7. Re:Today's paintball game sucks. by Galvatron · · Score: 2

      Actually, the pump guns can be convinced to go semi-auto. With a semi-auto gun, you pull the trigger once for each shot you fire. With the pump guns, you can hold the trigger down, and pump the gun once for every shot you want to fire. It has a somewhat higher chance of jamming, but it does make those stock pump guns a lot more useful when everyone else has their own souped up weapon

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    8. Re:Today's paintball game sucks. by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 2


      With the pump guns, you can hold the trigger down, and pump the gun once for every shot you want to fire.


      What you're referring to is an auto-trigger. At one time, they were quite the new thing to paintguns. Now, they're pretty standard on all pumpguns.


      You CAN sling some paint using one of those. But you're going to be highly erratic as pumping will move the gun around considerably. A true semi-auto will maintain a much tighter shot pattern.


      Having said that - I often play with my good 'ole PMI Piranha during scenario games. And its so old, it doesn't even have an auto-trigger.

    9. Re:Today's paintball game sucks. by PD · · Score: 2

      Paintball today is all about how much ammo you can get downrange, not about skill, stealth or cunning

      I know what you mean. The last time I played, two players were sitting behind some logs with some sandbags and machine paint guns. We lost over 20,000 of our teammates before we realized that these frontal assaults were stupid. Instead we've dug miles of trenches and we're just sitting here. Both sides have started filling balloons with paint and using giant slingshots to try to chase us out of our trenches. The constant barrage of paint balloons is driving some guys nuts. One guy was literally rolling around in paint balls, hoping to be disqualified from the game. One of the smarter guys on my team is trying to rig up some cardboard around a bicycle. He says that we'll be protected from the paint bullets inside the thing, and we'll be able to roll right up to the machine guns and win the game. As for myself, I just sent an e-mail to another team (Team USA) inviting them to join up with us. So far they've only given us some extra paintballs, but I'm hoping that they send over a few players to help us out.

    10. Re:Today's paintball game sucks. by seann · · Score: 0

      Come to Niagara Tactics when they're at the Fonthill location, we got the forest going, two quake style wooden fortress's, challanging games.

      It's great, takes skill, and you feel like the predator with all the forest.

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    11. Re:Today's paintball game sucks. by DemonCat · · Score: 1

      Try finding a Stock Class game. Guns are required to be pump-action and must run off 12-grams, none of those big air tanks and hoppers.

    12. Re:Today's paintball game sucks. by Arnos · · Score: 0

      This seems to be the natural progression on paintball (i.e. better tech= more rounds fired) However I don't feel it HAS to be the way it's played. I played in the 90's and some teams were already started carrying around 1000 rounds per player per game. My team tried to follow suit, but I always held back and preferred to carry 200 rounds plus 200 more in my pack.
      I found that with enough wit and skill, it didn't matter that my opponent carried 1000+ rounds and could shoot it all in 2mins... they still left the field with my paint on them...

      In the end it's all about how YOU play. Don't let the posers with money spoil it for you.

    13. Re:Today's paintball game sucks. by big_cat79 · · Score: 1

      The best way, I feel, for a good fun game is for everyone NOT to have their own equipment. Just go to a field, rent equal markers and rigs, and then just go do whatever. If that is laying down a ton of paint for cover-fire, or sniping people trying to take your flag, it emphasizes tactics and skill over some 12 year old with rich parents and his fully tripped out marker firing 20 rounds a second. I played with my brothers and their friends for a while, but stopped after a few sessions when it came down to which team could spray the most paint before their barrels got clogged. Just totally lacking in fun.

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    14. Re:Today's paintball game sucks. by aturley · · Score: 1

      oh come on people. Was I the ONLY one who nearly burst out laughing at this post? Bravo, PD.

      andy

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    15. Re:Today's paintball game sucks. by zeno_2 · · Score: 1

      So from what are you are saying, in a very roundabout manner I might add, is that these guys run around and shoot each other with pellet guns?

    16. Re:Today's paintball game sucks. by andymoe · · Score: 1

      Hey did you have legs then :-P?

    17. Re:Today's paintball game sucks. by Lumpy · · Score: 2

      All about how much ammo you can downrange.... Ohh yeah.

      that's my kind of game :-)
      If I could rig up a pump and a sprayer I'd just run around pumping gallons of pain on everything and everyone....

      How about filling a helicopter water dump with paint.... paintball equiliviant of napalm???

      The possibilities are endless!

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  36. I'm from Rhode Island and.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    myself and some freinds want to play paintball. The problem is that we're not sure where to go. Does any who is from southern New England have any places they recommend?

  37. Private property... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most are run on private property so tough. But they also have to comply with regs.

    The field where I play has to comply to certain rules. We have a river that runs through the field that happens to be upstream of a salmon hatchery and spawning beds. We have the river fenced off to prevent erosion and we have spent a lot of time planting trees and other vegitation to shore up the bank.

    I've been playing paintball for 8 years and I have never seen one of these things on a field for any game other then a scenario "big game". They are expensive and usualy very ineffectual. They are more for show and effect. Heh... just look at the reaction here to the thing :)

  38. ignorant... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You obviously don't play much anymore. Hell... it's vegtable oil based. Never been water. The balls would swell by themselves if they were water based!! Anyhow this vehicle has been out for years! Long before the high end semi's/select fires like the Angles. I play at least once a month and I play with a pump and I play great! As I said I've been playing almost non-stop for 8 years so I have a bit of experience. Blaming you poor play on the markers and volume of paint is pathetic.

  39. Re:Props to my homiez from Nexabit AND Earl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't pull that crap. You KNOW what I'm talking about.

    You're Earl, aren't you?

  40. Re:Seen this before..really ?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    even the editor makes a comment that this is a repeat....read, my son read...

  41. Read the page. by unformed · · Score: 2

    "PROMOTIONAL USE ONLY NOT FOR SALE"

    'nuff said.

    This a DMCA Violation to escape the Lameness filter encryption routine.

  42. Fun has gone out of it for me.... by sphealey · · Score: 2

    Up until a couple of months ago I enjoyed playing laser tag with my sons. After 9/11 I realized that (a) the Army uses this stuff in training (b) my boys only have a couple of years until they have to register for the draft.

    A little less fun for me after that...

    sPh

    1. Re:Fun has gone out of it for me.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, if they gotta register anyway, the more practice the better.

    2. Re:Fun has gone out of it for me.... by Spooge+Demon · · Score: 0

      They don't register for the draft, they register for the selective service. No body has been drafted since 1973 and to reinstitute the draft would require an act of Congress.

    3. Re:Fun has gone out of it for me.... by sphealey · · Score: 2
      They don't register for the draft, they register for the selective service.
      To the best of my knowledge, the only form of Selective Service that has ever existed has been conscription into the military services (or the essentially equivalent alternatives involving objector status). There has been discussion of other forms of national service but I am not aware of any of these being implementated. Could you provide some examples?

      sPh

    4. Re:Fun has gone out of it for me.... by Spooge+Demon · · Score: 0

      By selective service I refer to the Selective Service System. The draft doesn't currently exist.

    5. Re:Fun has gone out of it for me.... by adolf · · Score: 3, Insightful

      After 9/11 I realised that (a) it is possible that this war will see no end for a long time (b) we'll need help.

      So. In a few months, I'll be a network admin for the US Army. It's a nice ride.

      If you think your boys might eventually be drafted (which isn't terribly likely to happen), the last thing you want to do is keep them from the skills they'll need to stay alive. And, meanwhile, have fun with them.

      An out of sight, out of mind mentality doesn't work very well against something as blind as the draft.

    6. Re:Fun has gone out of it for me.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure if the US army needs any dickheads choosing 'adolf' as a nickname //

  43. I've considered this before... by mini+me · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I've often thought of bringing out the ATVs for paintball. (or snowmobiles for winter games)
    Just put two people on each machine, one driver and one shooter and fire away. We usually play paintball out in a gravel pit so the ATVs would be nice.

    By the way, for those of you who haven't played paintball in a gravel pit, it is definitly the best place I've ever played. There is a good mix of wide open space and sniper places as well as the gravel hills you can get up on.

    1. Re:I've considered this before... by whydna · · Score: 1

      off topic like... this is sorta where the term "riding shotgun" comes from. In the old days of stage-coaches, when they had to ride though dangerous passes, they'd have two people up front. One person would "steer" the horses and one person would keep an eye out for the bad guys with a shotgun in hand.

  44. Other Fine Paint Ball Hardware Ideas by CodingFiend · · Score: 4, Funny

    1. Paint Can Mortar. Take a can of your favorite brand of paint and drop it into the mortar. It launches it up to a mile away. Of course, the can hitting an opponent can leave a mark, but you KNOW you hit him.

    2. Paint Flame Thrower. Fill a tank with paint of your choice. Feed the paint into a high pressure washer. You get the idea. Just regulate the stream so that you don't cut someone in half.

    3. Paint Throwing Stars. Dip a paint brush into a can of paint and fling it at someone. Fast, effective.

    4. Paint Booby Traps. Dig a 6 foot deep pit, install sharp stakes at the bottom. Dip the tip of each sharpenned stake into paint (to keep it legal). Very effective.

    5. Paint Carpet Bombing. Fly a B-52 over the gaming area and drop 20,000 cans of paint. Sure to make your enemies sit up and take notice.

    Anyone think of others?

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    1. Re:Other Fine Paint Ball Hardware Ideas by Jonny+290 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Special Delivery! Fill an envelope with paint and mail it to your enemy. If they happen to inhale the paint, GOTCHA!

      Jonny's Super-Duper Al-Qaeda Paintball Technique: Fill a 747 with paint and fly it into your enemy's base.

      Just a couple off the top of my head.

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    2. Re:Other Fine Paint Ball Hardware Ideas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Don't forget the new paint ball cruise missle. Yes now you can claim victory on the paintball field from the comfort of your chair after launching one of these beauties.

    3. Re:Other Fine Paint Ball Hardware Ideas by atcroft · · Score: 1

      After the first few times I played, I considered (but haven't had the chance to do anything with) the idea of a model aircraft (airplane or helicopter) mounted with some form of paint projector (low or high rate of fire), possibly with a camera unit for remote control. Has anyone played with the idea for close air support, and if so, has anyone also thought about the scoring as to when it would be out of commission? (Yes, I know wouldn't be tourny-legal, but with the right friends, might make things more interesting.) :^)

  45. that's at least two years old by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    how about some NEW news...

    1. Re:that's at least two years old by SnapShot · · Score: 1

      It was new to me...

      Unlike another AC who bitches about the news not being new enough which is not new news. Of course, since this is slashdot it would be a shame if this old new news superseeded some GNU news that was new.

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  46. my shins!! by wrt · · Score: 1

    Its not the paint that hurts the most while paintballing. Its the kneeling/cowering behind a flimsy splinter of wood in frenzied dispair, with the knowledge that you have 1 paintball rattling around in your feeder.

    1. Re:my shins!! by baptiste · · Score: 2

      Been there, done that. And the best part is hitting the psycho walking up to finish you off with the last round cause he thought you were out of ammo :)

  47. Clip-fed paintball guns? by swb · · Score: 2

    Have they ever come out with clip-fed painball guns? Anything other than the gravity feed?

    My guess is that any kind of spring-feed mechanism would be a lot of hassle with regular paintballs, since they'd be prone to breaking. The one time I played the gravity feed system let to lots of jamming and breakage.

    What about rifled barrels? We used the low-budget range guns, but none had rifled barrels which made the guns accuracy proportional to how much CO2 you had in your gun. Even with the low-velocity rounds, a little spin might help..

    1. Re:Clip-fed paintball guns? by SlamMan · · Score: 1

      ing feed mechanism, and I think the AT series uses some sort of clip. For step beyond, you'll want a warp feed.

      The jury is still out on wether rifling paintball barels really helps any, being spherical and all, but you can certianly buy barrels tht are rifled.

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    2. Re:Clip-fed paintball guns? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rifled barrels are of questionable benefit because of the fluid center of a paintball, it is like trying to spin an egg. Airgun Designs (http://www.airgun.com) even experimented with barrels that spun at 30,000 RPM before firing the paintball and it made little to no difference in accuracy.

    3. Re:Clip-fed paintball guns? by Danse · · Score: 2

      As has been noted already, rifled barrels don't seem to help. There are barrels that are bent in a certain way in order to put backspin on the ball, which gives it increased range, and doesn't seem to effect accuracy. And there are electric loaders that have spinning paddles inside to keep the balls flowing quickly so they don't jam up.

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    4. Re:Clip-fed paintball guns? by GlassUser · · Score: 2

      Hey, I'm trying to find documentation on this for an unbeliever. Got a link to the bullet-photography experiment where they proved that rifling doesn't make the ball spin?

    5. Re:Clip-fed paintball guns? by Danse · · Score: 2

      I couldn't find any links to article with pictures. I saw an article in a paintball magazine that had pictures of their tests, but I don't remember which mag, and it was a while back. I did find a few sites with article on the subject though. It's not the same, but it might help a bit.


      http://www.tecinfo.com/~jayhawk/pbvsfa.html


      http://www.automags.org/resource/tech/tomstech/03_ spinning.shtml


      Here's a link that talks about the Flatline that puts backspin on the ball. I got shot with this damn thing the last time I played a couple months ago. I thought I was safely out of range. I saw balls dropping 10 yards away from me all over the place. Then all of the sudden a bunch of them start whizzing past me and then 4 of them nailed me. The guy was standing way back with the others that were shooting at me. I couldn't have hit him at that range even if I had the world's best aim. The thing actually works.


      http://www.warpig.com/paintball/technical/flatshot /index.shtml

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    6. Re:Clip-fed paintball guns? by swb · · Score: 2

      Why wouldn't rifled barrels help?

      I'm only a dilettante when it comes to firearms, but the Kentucky Long Rifle, one of the first widely-produced rifled guns used roundball ammo and was legendary for being accurate to 200-400 yards.

      Does rifling not help due to the low blast pressure? The flexibility of the ball?

    7. Re:Clip-fed paintball guns? by Danse · · Score: 2

      See the links I posted in response to the other reply, they explain it pretty well. Short answer: The balls are too light, and since they have a liquid center, only the shell gets any real spin. Once it leaves the barrel, you lose a lot of speed and spin.

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  48. Easily disabled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .30-06 to the tires or engine. Or the driver. Paintball is just so wrong. It's politically-correct guns for the anti-gun weenies. Get real, get a life, shoot a real gun.

  49. its not new. by TheStruuus · · Score: 1

    Its not a new toy, they have had it for at least 4 years. They drag it out to all the competitions and set it up net to their tent. I have only seen it fired once but must have seen it displayed two or three dozen times. The cannon they drag along on the back shoots tee-shirts out at the crowd.
    What is really cool is Tipman's Granade Launcher


    TheStruuus

  50. No fun by whereiswaldo · · Score: 1

    Hell, I think I'd be tired of playing after getting hit with 50 or more rounds from some jackass with a gatling gun. Not to mention, a heart condition probably wouldn't do well for an opponent to have.
    I'd have to say this is in a league of its own. You need some kind of protection, and everyone should have comparably destructive weapons.
    Of course, for the underdogs (or crazy), it would be cool to fight against someone with this kind of firepower. The description reminds me of the HW Guy in Half-Life/Team Fortress. :)

  51. Re:gay by c0rtez · · Score: 1

    its not for heat dispersal, its for increased firepower. The trigger just spins the barrels, the co2 is like always on. it gives it a higher rate of fire.

  52. The "minigun" in more detail... by No+Such+Agency · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It looks from the photos that the minigun is powered ENTIRELY by a commercially available electric hand drill. The drill chuck turns the mechanism and it looks like there's some sort of chain drive connecting the mechanism to the ammo feeders. Most of this is probably obvious to those of us with rudimentary meatspace-hacking (aka. mechanical) ability. So... how long before others start building with this design? :-)

    At 50 rounds/second and a 6000-round hopper, the minigun runs out of ammo after only, um, 2 WHOLE MINUTES of sustained fire :-) Wow. If you made it with only 3 barrels (or 2 like some helicopter cannon) and stepped the rate down to maybe 3-5 rounds/s, you'd still have a formidable (but human-luggable) weapon ^H^H^H^H^H... marker which wouldn't break the bank on ammo :-)

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    1. Re:The "minigun" in more detail... by SlamMan · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Sorry, but you can't power one of those with soley mechanical parts. Needs an air source to actually fire. Anways, There's real no point in doing that with only 3 barels. That would take it down to 15 bps (balls per second), which can be done by quite a few of the higher end guns already. For lots less wieght, better mechanical advantage in carying (you'd need a back hoist to cary s 3 barrel around, since you have the wieght of the gun to begin with, plus the cycling motor, plus extra sized hopper.) Besides, its not designed to be fired constantly for 2 minuites. And if you did, tht why you'd reload it by dumping in a new case of paint.

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    2. Re:The "minigun" in more detail... by Peverbian · · Score: 1

      I guess that's what they mean by "Variable speed trigger system" I wonder if you could fit your own drill in, modifying the gearing and whatnot to get it faster or such.

  53. Paintball Sam's has something similar by SaxMaster · · Score: 1

    Is it just me or does it look like they use a DeWalt drill for the variable speed trigger? Anyways, I play paintball at Paintball Sam's in Waterford Wisconsin and they have their own ATV with an Airgun Designs Warpfeed E-Mmag in a turret on the top. Not exactly the hellhound, but i can tell u its fun to play with one of those suckers :) My personal gun of choice is a Powerfeed Automag with dye boomstick and VL revolution feeder.

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  54. Re:gay by JesterzWild · · Score: 1

    Hmm from the posts it looks like alot of geeks might play paintball. I know I do every chance I get, mainly b/c its a perfect way to get away from the sometimes boring life of being a programmer.

  55. Achtung! by Marcus+Brody · · Score: 2
    Hate to sound like a scaremongerer, but this story on bbc seemed appropriate.


    Basically, a couple of weeks back this guy was playing paintball and got shot in the back of the head. 10 days later he died from a stroke. He had a history of migraines & high blood pressure.


    Anyway, I can think of far more dangerous hobbies (apparantly, the most dangerous past-times in the uk are horse-riding followed by fishing!), but if you are paranoid and/or think you may be susceptible to this kind of thing you might want to think about staying at home instead... or at least use adequate protection.


    ...Sorry about the lecture - but can't help feeling for the guys family..

    1. Re:Achtung! by man_ls · · Score: 2

      I got shot at damn near point-blank range, in the forehead, from a paintball marker that was overspeed for that field, without head protection on. Apparently the guy didn't like that I shot him out, and was going to play nasty with me. I'll be damned if it didn't crack something, could barely walk off the field, but a few days later everything was fine. Five months later, no lasting effects...*shrug* Maybe they were related - maybe they weren't.

    2. Re:Achtung! by Gordonjcp · · Score: 2

      (apparantly, the most dangerous past-times in the uk are horse-riding followed by fishing!),

      I don't know about fishing, but I've fallen off horses and I've fallen off motorbikes (on and off road), and I would definitely say that if you *really* want to hurt yourself very badly, go horse-riding.

  56. slashdot == paintball forum? by posmon · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    mod entire thread down as off-topic!

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  57. a novel use. by lophophore · · Score: 1

    do you think anybody would mind if I drove this around inside my office?

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  58. Paint Thrower Experience by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 2
    Our crew signed up for a gadget tourney in Germany in the early '90s. It was pretty much the standard tourney, however, the rules allowed for non-standard devices with official approval. Sure, there would be radios, grenades, etc. But our group wanted something special. We wanted something absurd.


    One of the guys noted he had access to a retired water-based fire extinguisher. We gleefully hashed out some ideas on what kind of mixture could be used for our device and called the tournament officials. After explaining our plan, we got the OK. The paint-thrower was a go!


    Or rather - it would have been a go if we had ever gotten around to actually trying it out. We never did anything with the idea. But come tournament time, the rumors had spread. The Eifel Blitzkriegers had a paint thrower.


    We would deny its existance to all inquiring visits to our team's camp the night before, and during, the tournament. But this only changed the device's status from wild-card curiosity to obviously highly effective secret weapon. Each game, onlookers waiting for the unveiling.


    Well, we were lame. The most exciting thing we had was the standard consumer grade hands-free radios. Which we used to great effect.


    Seems we had 2 frequencies available and one of those frequencies were in use by our opponents during the final playoff for the tournament. While setting up for the final showdown, we listened in on the opposition; spying on their plans. During the initial confrontation, we helped them redistribute their skirmish line by calling for reinforcements where none were needed. After a few rounds of beefing up one flank or the other (and trying to lessen their burdon with well-placed shots on their team), they finally caught on. Thats when we simply keyed mikes and chattered away - effectively jamming their comms system they had become amazingly dependant on.


    We won. I can't say that the non-existant paint thrower didn't help. Maybe there was a psycological effect. And our little stint in signal intel / electronic warefare gave us an edge.


    But in the end, just good 'ole solid paint slinging won the day.

  59. Re:fp by The+Pi-Guy · · Score: 1

    There oughta be a rating "(Score: -1, No you idiot it isn't firstpost!)" --jw

  60. Reminds me of... by Powercntrl · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The hairspray-powered paintball gun I *built*. I decided to scale down the typical spud gun and sized the barrel for paintballs. Loading is a pain in the ass, so I wouldn't ever use it for an actual game of paintball (not that I play or anything) but it outshoots CO2 guns by a large margin.

    I was planning on making a website for this thing (as well as its golfball-firing big brother) but never got around to it... Check out the image at:

    pballgun.jpg

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  61. Eh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Airsoft is still better.

  62. War Games by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 3, Interesting


    Up until a couple of months ago I enjoyed playing laser tag with my sons. After 9/11 I realized that (a) the Army uses this stuff in training (b) my boys only have a couple of years until they have to register for the draft.


    Most of my paintball experience has been around active duty military members. Military training and paintball have suprisingly little to do with each other.


    To begin with, I had a non-combatant role in the US Air Force. I fixed electronics systems on aircraft. I would get annual training on an M16 - probably so that I don't end up using it as a club if the unthinkable happens and I actually have to USE one (and then we're all in pretty serious trouble anyway). My entire team was, mostly, non-combatants. We took top positions in each tournament we played. These tournaments included teams consisting solely of combat-trained individuals.


    One of those teams were a great group of Army guys in K-Town (hey HAWGs). We would drive over for weekend pick-up games with their group on their paintball area. It was common to hear them complain about the previous weeks' field training and how they were glad to be playing some paintball to get away from all that.


    Lets go back over that point. Paintball was a break from military training. The game was a break from, as close as the Army could get, the real thing.


    Sure - military and police units do use paintball equipment for limited training. There's something psycologically distinct about solid projectiles flying around compared to laser light beams. But when paintball is used, it involves very specific scenarios and sometimes unique equipment.


    And then there's the danger of picking up bad habits. A piece of plywood or a bush makes adequate paintball cover. It offers little aid against a firearm.


    I'd like to point out that our paintball team in Germany used paintball tactics. Combat tactics (used by a lot of teams with combat-trained members) didn't fare well in paintball and I'm sure paintball tactics wouldn't work well on a battlefield.


    There have been a range of articles going over the "war" nature of paintball. Something about the simulated danger of the activity. Tapping our desire for adrenaline, conflict, and aggressive nature. I've pondered about it too. But in the end its all academic.


    Paintball is simply fun. Its a game. And while it may have some simularity to more martial issues, that comparison is simular to those that can be made of chess or risk. Heck. Sports such as kendo or fencing have truer ties to martial arts than paintball. And even those ties are shadows.

    1. Re:War Games by dorsey · · Score: 1

      Combat tactics (used by a lot of teams with combat-trained members) didn't fare well in paintball and I'm sure paintball tactics wouldn't work well on a battlefield.

      Yeah. I've observed that people with actual firearms training tend to be really bad at paintball their first few times out. A paintball gun (marker) is just too different for any skills to transfer well...

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  63. M-x fire-paintball by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yet another thing that vi can't do.

  64. Clips by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 3, Informative
    One of the earliest clip-fed systems was Tippmann's SMG-60. It was a select-fire paintgun that used clips loaded with five-round stripper-clips. Third-party suppliers would sell catch-bags to collect the valuable stripper clips as they fed through the system. The possitive-feed system was needed to keep up with the full auto mechanism - gravity feed simply wasn't fast enough at the time. I won't go far in to the merrits of the SMG-60 beyond that it was an interesting paintgun and now a bit of a collector's item. Its tech was mostly abandoned.


    Another reasonably successful commercial gun using a, more or less, clip system was the ATS TS1 (which has spawned a series of updated models). This paintgun has a forward hopper slung under the barrel and doubling as a grip. It feeds paintballs to a very obvious clip. The clip itself holds something like 25rnds and feeds the paintgun through a kind of converyer belt system. It is also available in select fire and semi-auto only models. Again - the technology is unique to this marker.


    There are also a series of trainer and "sidearm" paintguns out there. They tend to be limited to between 10 and 25 rnds and spring-fed. Usually semi-auto and often pistols (though I understand there are some M-16 replicas that are sold solely to training facilities).


    Modern feed systems these days are still gravity fed. The difference is that they use agitators and sensors to keep the well stocked with paintballs. These kinda-almost-positive feed systems are required by today's fast-paced semi-auto paintguns who boast rates of fire that meet full-auto paintguns... assuming the human trigger finger can keep it up.


    Semi-auto paintguns are found solely in the realm of scenario games... if even there.


    When it comes down to it, clip fed systems are not really required. Paintballs are round; they don't need to be chambered in any particular way. Gravity feed works rather well assuming the paintgun is being held more or less upright and the feed system has been appropriately designed (which is a given in most modern paintguns). Agitated feeders help keep those feeds going. And finally, gravity fed hoppers are able to hold considerably more rounds than any clip system - unless you get in to drums which I understand induce considerable problems of their own.

  65. Plug by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 2

    Another great outfit is Mackz Xtreme Sportz. Viper's games are also great.

  66. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! Learn the english language! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    insaine
    Becuase
    react VERY quick. (quickly?)
    I am on old school paintballer
    wayko? (do you mean waco? or perhaps wacko?)
    durring
    If the ATV where to be for sale
    Alls it takes is a good snipper (Using scissors or what?) and the driver and pasenger are done for.

    And this is only half of the bad grammar/spelling you exhibited. I've got my eye on you boy...

  67. well.... by Beowulf_Boy · · Score: 1

    I've always wanted to make a Paintball rifle.
    4 feet of rifled PVC, 4x scope, Bazoka style should rest, the works. I'm gonna power it from a mini-propane tank.
    My friends always make fun of me for wanting to do it, but when I snipe them from a 1/4 mile away, they'll regret it.

    1. Re:well.... by dorsey · · Score: 1

      You realize that such a device would never work... The heat from the combustion would melt the ball before it ever left the barrel. Or it would be pulverized by the force needed to propel it that far.

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    2. Re:well.... by Beowulf_Boy · · Score: 1

      Put some cotton wadding behind it maybe?

    3. Re:well.... by dorsey · · Score: 1

      That would slow the paintball significantly, and would give it an even more unpredictable trajectory...

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  68. How about Airsoft? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I've played paintball, and I didn't enjoy it nearly as much as I do Airsoft. Airsoft is a sport similar to paintball, only the guns are often electric powered, almost always full auto, much more accurate, and they fire 6mm plastic bbs instead of painballs. The BBs hurt, but it stings even less than paintball. Best of all, the guns are usually extremely accurate replicas of authentic firearms. Personally, I own an Airsoft Steyr Aug, Special Reciever Type, AKA Aug RT. The BBs travel anywhere from 280 to 400+ feet per second, so they are extremely accurate. If anyone is interested, you can get more info at www.airsoftzone.com, and I have many links to info sites and dealers on my own shitty webpage, http://www.airsoftok.com -Nemmeran, the idiot who forgot his /. password.

  69. Are you kidding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tippmans are horrible! Have you ever actually fired anything else? Like a nice Automag or Autococker? Now those are performance guns. You can actually count on accuracy and will shoot faster.

    1. Re:Are you kidding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't say they were high performance, I said they were a good company. I shoot an Autococker, but for the casual rec-ball player, the indestructability of a Model 98 is more important than how much flow your reg has or how many balls per second you can shoot.

  70. rediculous discussion by deft · · Score: 1

    i wonder how long all of you are going to argue about the practicality of an abviously promotional vehicle.

    do you go car shows and discuss the practicality of concept cars? monster truck shows and go an and on about gas milage?

    this is merely a "what if wouldnt it be cool" car. it is cool. thats all. its job is to draw attention to their booth...or their website. it did exactly what its supposed to.

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  71. eww... by Danse · · Score: 1

    Slashdot messed that one up. Seems there is a bit of a bug with inserting the link descriptors after links. I just repasted my message into notepad and I can see that I closed the anchor tag before that last paragraph. Something is whacked.

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  72. Re:FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! Learn the english language by SnapperHead · · Score: 1

    Honestly, I could care less about my spelling. /me heads to sourceforge to add a feature request for the slashcode.

    This would actually make a good feature.

    BTW, do you _really_ care about my spelling ?

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  73. Chain Gun by Thaidog · · Score: 0

    If they made a detachable one, I'd start playing paintball... I've shot the regular guns and not too impressed. Although I can see why people love it so much. I could get down on tagging somebody 50 times in one second... if they deserved it.

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  74. Wagner power sprayer by nukebuddy · · Score: 1

    AC wrote:
    I'm just thinking that with 50 rds/sec you're shooting $2.50 worth of paint every second.

    I must be missing something here. Why not just use a powered spray paint gun? Paint's cheaper by the gallon.

    -nb

  75. Re:FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! Learn the english language by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    BTW, do you _really_ care about my spelling

    Yes, It hurts my brain to fathom how ignorant one would have to be to make those mistakes. Have you ever read a book before? Obviously you don't read much. BTW, a spell checker won't help with bad grammar.

  76. Re:Today's paintball game sucks. (NOT) by splante · · Score: 1
    There's still some good paintball out there. At Paintball Atlanta, Saturdays are reserved for non-tournament level guns and most of the fields are large wooded areas with half-hour games. Some people still just fling paint, but the winners are practically always those who do depend on skill, stealth, and cunning.

    There are some speedball fields that seem to end up being more about spraying paint, but there're also 24hr games around here on very fields. It may not be just like the good (bad?) old days, but it's still a lot of fun--at least around here.