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  1. Windows XP? Secure? on Securing a High School Windows XP Computer Lab? · · Score: -1, Redundant

    Maybe you can run Knoppix?

    Windows is insecure.

  2. Where does your money go? on Bureau of Engraving and Printing Issues New US$20 · · Score: 0

    Check out http://www.wheresgeorge.com to find out.

  3. Re:What the fuck does this have to do with Pac-Man on Slow And Steady Leads To Windows Refund Success · · Score: 0

    Tjos goes out to the infamous MC burritos
    who wears diapers underneath his speedos

    .-. .-. .--. |
    | OO| | OO| / _.-' .-. .-. .-. .''. |
    | | | | \ '-. '-' '-' '-' '..' |
    '^^^' '^^^' '--' |
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  4. What the fuck does this have to do with Pac-Man? on Slow And Steady Leads To Windows Refund Success · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    The anatomy of Pac-Man is very simple if one does not consider how Pac-Man moves, sees, hears, melts, etc.. The primary function of Pac-Man is, of course, eating. Body - Pac-Man is exoskeletal. The "skin" is actually a thick yellow shell, which in addition to offering protection to predators, allows Pac-Man to hide unseen in a box of jawbreakers or Nuprin. Mouth - This is Pac-Man's only visible external organ (unlike some of his clones and successors, who had the luxury of eyes.) Some believe that the opening and closing of the mouth, in addition to allowing Pac-Man to eat everything around him, also propels him forward. Brain - Pac-Man's tiny brain helps him distinguish dots from ghost monsters, keeps his mouth moving, and does very little else. Jaw Muscles - Pac-Man's only muscles are located in his impressive jaws. They are strong enough to move rapidly for long periods of time without any noticeable fatigue, and allow Pac-Man to injest blue monsters that are the same size as he is! Appendix - Pac-Man's appendix doesn't do anything, but hasn't caused him any problems yet. Stomach - This is Pac-Man's largest organ, taking up nearly 90% of his body, and is basically a storage space for dots, fruit, ghost monster flesh, keys, etc. until it can be digested. Pac-Man's digestive system, amazingly enough, actually utilizes EVERYTHING he eats. No waste is generated. Update: Pac-Man has gas! It creates phermones that attract ghosts. Also, Pac-Man can't eat ghost eyes.

  5. Re:Wow... on Judge Disconnects Interior Dept., Again · · Score: 0

    My IP address is 4.18.85.3

  6. Hey! on Judge Disconnects Interior Dept., Again · · Score: -1, Redundant

    They should try one of those motherboards with fancy IDE encryption, that'll keep their data safe!

  7. Toms Root Boot on What Would You Put Into A Software Survival Kit? · · Score: 0
    Toms Root Boot! This utility has saved me numerous times and has allowed me to fix several computers!

    It's a floppy based linux distro

  8. Awesome! on Duke3d in Linux · · Score: -1, Redundant

    Duke3d was always one of my favorite MS-DOS games.

  9. Hey on My Short Life As An Unintentional Porn Spammer · · Score: 0, Redundant

    What legal action can he take against the spammer?

  10. Re:Tape Recorder Hacking on Bell Canada Turns Payphones into Public Hotspots · · Score: 0

    No, I wasn't doing phreaking much in the days of the blotto box. However, I managed to find a large list of boxes, including a new one made by Captain Bizarro called the Executioner Box.
    http://www.artofhacking.com/boxrvidx.htm

  11. That's called red boxing on Bell Canada Turns Payphones into Public Hotspots · · Score: 0

    It still works in some remote areas..
    http://www.phonelosers.org/red_box.html.

  12. This might prove interesting on Bell Canada Turns Payphones into Public Hotspots · · Score: 0

    http://www.payphone.com/Our_Products/Desktop_Payph ones/909.htm You can do it

  13. What about phreaks? on Bell Canada Turns Payphones into Public Hotspots · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Is there any chance some phreakers could mess this up?

  14. Re:User number next to name now on Sklyarov Case Opens Today · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Thank you for your response! This was highly puzzling to me! I want everything the Tivo offers, plus: 1. The ability to add drive storage as I see fit. 2. The ability to record and play back MP3s from any source (TV, radio, CD, etc), as well as load MP3s from a network or CD-ROM. 3. The ability to record into the system from any video medium (tape, DVD, VCD, mpegs off the net, etc). 4. Other file storage for regular data files, etc. 5. Network support using standard protocols. 6. Open spec system, to allow OS choice!

  15. User number next to name now on Sklyarov Case Opens Today · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I wonder why the user number is next to our name now. What good does this do?

  16. Re:Word for the day... on Slashback: Dilemma, Privacy, Chess · · Score: -1

    That was word of the day yesterday. I think the word of the day today should be factory.

  17. I have a dilemma on Slashback: Dilemma, Privacy, Chess · · Score: 4, Funny

    How do I get privacy while playing chess on the internet while making sure I don't get the bugbear virus?

  18. Re:Hey everyone! on Most Beautiful Experiment in Physics · · Score: -1

    LOL You really CAN make Linux run on anything!!!

  19. A friendly reminder on Western Digital Announces 200 Gig Drives · · Score: -1

    What benefits does a 200 Gig Drive have over my current 8 Gig Drive?

    Please, get up from the computer right now and go wash your fucking hands. They're covered in germs and dirt and all sorts of yucky things that shouldn't be there.

    Does anyone know where I can get a nice They Might Be Giants wallet? Please?

  20. Woohoo! .org for sale on ICANN Updates · · Score: -1

    I wonder if I could register slashdot.org for myself :)

  21. Not FP on Memoirs Found in a Bathtub · · Score: -1

    Not FP, or even FTP, but hey, close enough? troll troll troll troll

  22. Re:It's called Indymedia on Blogging for Dummies? · · Score: -1

    Fuck you, you dirty hippie!

  23. Pac-Man: All about on Blogging for Dummies? · · Score: -1
    The anatomy of Pac-Man is very simple if one does not consider how Pac-Man moves, sees, hears, melts, etc.. The primary function of Pac-Man is, of course, eating.

    Body - Pac-Man is exoskeletal. The "skin" is actually a thick yellow shell, which in addition to offering protection to predators, allows Pac-Man to hide unseen in a box of jawbreakers or Nuprin. Mouth - This is Pac-Man's only visible external organ (unlike some of his clones and successors, who had the luxury of eyes.) Some believe that the opening and closing of the mouth, in addition to allowing Pac-Man to eat everything around him, also propels him forward. Brain - Pac-Man's tiny brain helps him distinguish dots from ghost monsters, keeps his mouth moving, and does very little else. Jaw Muscles - Pac-Man's only muscles are located in his impressive jaws. They are strong enough to move rapidly for long periods of time without any noticeable fatigue, and allow Pac-Man to injest blue monsters that are the same size as he is! Appendix - Pac-Man's appendix doesn't do anything, but hasn't caused him any problems yet. Stomach - This is Pac-Man's largest organ, taking up nearly 90% of his body, and is basically a storage space for dots, fruit, ghost monster flesh, keys, etc. until it can be digested. Pac-Man's digestive system, amazingly enough, actually utilizes EVERYTHING he eats. No waste is generated. Update: Pac-Man has gas! It creates phermones that attract ghosts. Also, Pac-Man can't eat ghost eyes.

  24. Hominids on Hominids: The Neanderthal Parallax · · Score: -1

    Hominids! I remember this movie. Two thumbs up!

  25. Re:CLIT on Hominids: The Neanderthal Parallax · · Score: -1

    Are you my friend?