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  1. And in related news... on Boeing Moves Towards New Planes · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    The Pentagon demands IPv6 by 2008.

  2. Is this Apple's business model? on Massive WWDC Rumor Roundup · · Score: -1, Redundant

    1. Spread rumors.
    2. Get mentioned at Slashdot.
    3. Everyone jeers and boos.
    4. ???
    5. Loss :-(

    Why should we read about rumors from a company that 98% of the nice world (except the us) doesn't think much about?

    Rumors from Microsoft are a different matter. Billyboy resigns and takes up Buddhism? We're all ears. MS to bundle SCOde into LongHorn? You don't say!

    Apple rumors aren't tasty.

  3. Great - now for Passport and other violations... on Netscape Pays $100,000 To Settle Privacy Issue · · Score: 3, Insightful

    First off, to whom is the settlement money being paid? Should it not be the dumb smart-downloaders who shuld be getting compensated?

    Secondly, this opens up a thought - how about Passport (in)Security violations, Smart Update to IE, Smart Tags, etc. .Next to Rich, Smart is the most commonly used MS propoganda word. Seeing there are many dumb users of SMART features, who's gonna settle their privacy issues?

    Just wondering - is Netscape tring to say it's still alive?

  4. In 2004 news... on Netscape Pays $100,000 To Settle Privacy Issue · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Mozilla lends $100,000,000 to AOL to keep Netscape alive. Despite trying to get back in the news with a dead products after the IE steamroll, and competition from Opera and AOL-sponsored Mozilla, Netscape is failing miserably.

    Such 'settlements' are illusory and just PR stunts.

    Wired News? Or Wierd news?

  5. Slashdot wins FutureGoof competition on Netscape Pays $100,000 To Settle Privacy Issue · · Score: 1, Funny

    Wait! You aren't supposed to _read_ anything before posting.

    Even if you read, don't _think_ !! Just consume, don't criticize...

  6. SCO -5 Offtopic, Schnazzle not covered? on University of Wisconsin Wins FutureTruck Competition · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Why doesn't Slashdot cover real important SCO news? Instead of giving publicity to useless testimony to word-of-mouth opinions?

    Some useful links:

    http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/06/16/105561 57 09059.html

    and an important MS story as well:

    http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/businesste ch nology/134994939_esiod14.html

    Instead, we have these useless trivia articles.

  7. To the sarcasm challenged... on Microsoft Flouting DOJ Settlement? · · Score: 1

    "$100.000 is not reasonable, it's extortion"

    I was just quoting the MS party line there. Would you actually pay a 100 grand to read a billion lines of junk?

    Likewise on non-discriminatory.

    You can never go broke underestimating American intelligence.

  8. Re:That's ok.... on Microsoft Flouting DOJ Settlement? · · Score: -1, Redundant

    I don't either. Can I get my $50,000?

  9. Reasonable and non-discriminatory on Microsoft Flouting DOJ Settlement? · · Score: 1, Insightful

    They're charging just $ 100,000 to inspect - just consider! MS spends $5 bn in R&D, yet the fruits of the R&D can be inspected for just .001% of their investment!

    If that ain't reasonable, what is? You thought you could see the MS code for free? You got to be a non-American govt. threatening to use Open Source, for that sort of privilege.

  10. No matter how long.. on Sex.com Case Finally 'Over' · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    All orgasms must come to an end.

  11. What took them so long???? on AOL Bridges AIM and ICQ · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Were they waiting for MS to inject some funds - like SCO??

    AOL - A lossy company.
    MS - A lousy company.

  12. Re:Christian coalition - God Against Spam! on Stronger Anti-Spam Law Proposed · · Score: 1

    The movement can be called Gas - for short.

  13. Re:Christian coalition on Stronger Anti-Spam Law Proposed · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Why don't they just pray it away?"

    Or better yet, start a chain e-mail denouncing spam!

  14. Re:Why bother on Stronger Anti-Spam Law Proposed · · Score: 1

    " Most of the spam that I receive comes from South Korea, Russia and China, not the United States"

    I'll assume you're in the United States. Now, assuming your experience is typical of all US of Aians, then the US should be getting bombarded with spam mails from these other countries.

    Have you ever known the US to be passive against foreign countries whose only aim is to bring economic and social (yes, spam is a social problem as well) harm to itself? The contrary is true, generally.

  15. Re:Why bother on Stronger Anti-Spam Law Proposed · · Score: 5, Insightful

    " If i wanna screw my business competitor I just send lots of spam out advertising his/her companny?"

    Watch it! Since you seem to be interested in competing using such sly techniques, your competitors products might actually succeed...

    You'd do better improving and selling YOUR product, than screwing competition. One Microsoft is enough for One World.

  16. Re:How about sanctions instead? on Stronger Anti-Spam Law Proposed · · Score: 3, Interesting

    " I propose the following:

    1. Get local spam under control.

    Er.. how do you define 'local spam'. I got a Nigerian-type mail from a Hong-Kong based system on my Hotmail (More Useless Everyday). The Niegerian account is hosted by an American entity and the beneficiary seems to be an American as well.

    2. Start sanctions agaist countries / ISPs from which spam originates."

    How does one detet the origin of the spam? It could have been added as payload during a virus infection on a Windows PC. Since ALL countries in the world have Winows PCs, and even Microsoft's systems have suffered from spam and virus attacks, whom do you start sanctions against?

  17. And one more thing... on Stronger Anti-Spam Law Proposed · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The ONE country affected and profiting from spam and anti-spam s/w is never known to suffer in silence when other countries cause economic harm to it. In other words, if outside spam was the real problem, this would have been solved a million times by now.

  18. Re:Why bother on Stronger Anti-Spam Law Proposed · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "But if you keep it restricted to one country, you won't go very far"

    Huh... about 70% of all internet traffic happens in ONE country. Contrary to public posturing, this ONE country houses most spammers. Most anti-spam s/w firms operate in this ONE single country, and they make profits. Most porn also originates from this SINGLE country.

    There can be a simple solution to spam originating from outside - a penalty on the beneficiary of the spam (not the conduit). Confusing the issue further only delays a meaningful solution.

    Incidentally the SINGLE biggest software firm operating in this SINGLE country OPPOSED anti-spam legislation. This firm also acquired an anti-virus firm, instead of writing virus-resistant code. Food for thought?

  19. Modern humans resemble gorillas... on Oldest Modern Humans Found · · Score: 2, Funny

    Some even weigh 800 lb. They own insane amounts of cash. These gorillas control millions of supposedly more intelligent sapient humans.

    Evidence of evolution is also seen in the computing industry. 30 years ago, smart humans sat in front of dumb terminals. These days dumb bimbos operate smart PCs.

    At Slashdot, a few ninja monkeys....

  20. Hey, what if.... on Executing a Mass Departmental Exodus in the Workplace? · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    The entire XP team walked out, saying "This code isn't gonna get good anytime next 10 years?"

    The entire IIS team walked out, saying "We can't touch apache in the next 5 years"

    The entire Hailstorm team walked out "No one's gonna buy this!"

    Sounds like all of the above happened - prolly explains why we get the same old code with new names.

  21. p2p turned upside down? on A Blog With Unlimited Bandwidth (Beta 1.2) · · Score: -1, Redundant

    b5b? b2b? d2d? d5d? Except b2b I can't think of meaningful expansions!

  22. In 2 years... on Port Mozilla, Collect $3696 · · Score: 1

    Port Mozilla to Linux (Linux without SCOde) --> Show code to SCO --> Collect $1,000,000. SCO sues Mozilla, collects $1,000,000,000 from AOL!

    Enjoy.

  23. Men are from Mars.. on Mars Failures: Bad luck or Bad Programs? · · Score: 3, Funny

    That explains why it's so hard? :-)

  24. Yes, but on Ximian Desktop 2, Evolution Released · · Score: 5, Funny

    1. Does SCO certify that this does not include source from MS Outlook, leaked by HP :-) ?

    2. Why use a client that apes Outlook behavior, when better faster thinner clients exist.

    3. How much RAM does Evolution need now, for decent response? Last I tried on my 64MB RAM system, it took 72 seconds to load. About 16 seconds slower than Outlook. And 60 seconds slower than Mozilla mail.

  25. Possible apps... on Shortwave Radio and The PC · · Score: 4, Interesting

    1. Weather alerts - Global reach, software controllable as well. Should be ideal to get local alerts. Specially suited for /ers who spend hours in front of their PCs blissfully unaware of the weather!

    2. Terror alerts - need we say more?

    3. Service Pack alerts! the best of the lot. We could have daily bulletins, sponsored programs by virus writers, chat shows with hackers etc.

    Good stuff.