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  1. Re:What's the problem? on 27 Central Banks Push Anti-Counterfeit Software · · Score: 0

    Hello dipshit, a 640x480 photo of a 20 quidder is not the same as a 4800x4800 color scan.

  2. Re:What's the problem? on 27 Central Banks Push Anti-Counterfeit Software · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    You are an absolute moron. Your stupidity is unmatched by the mental faculties of a thousand lightbulbs. What recourse do I have if I'm designing something that looks enough like currency to trigger it, but actually has a legitimate purpose? The quality of this statement stands on its own. I don't even want to mock it because it resides alone on a separate ethereal plane, detached from universal existence, impervious to traditional modes of inquiry. To qualify it as e.g. a "stupid statement" would be to reduce it to a mere two-dimensional load of poo, on an evaluative metric traceable along an axis from absolute negative to absolute positive. This is, without a doubt, less than it deserves. I'm afraid a more accurate evaluation of this statement (and indeed, other parts of your comment) is beyond the limits of our current understanding of universal metaphysics.

  3. Re:fraction of cost... on India Woos Medical Tourists · · Score: 0

    You can still sue, just not for 300 billion dollars.

  4. Re:Well, yeah on Backlash as EMI Hunts Down the Grey Album · · Score: 0

    Okay, which of these two is better?

    2, because the Beatles sold off the rights of their music fair and square, in exchange for shitloads of money. Yes they wrote it, but if they wanted to keep the rights to it they shouldn't have sold it. It's as clear cut as a god damned tomato in a Miracle Blade 3000 infomercial.

  5. Re:Well, yeah on Backlash as EMI Hunts Down the Grey Album · · Score: 0

    oh ho ho. +5 modesty!

  6. Re:Well, yeah on Backlash as EMI Hunts Down the Grey Album · · Score: 0

    Those poor Beatles! Bankrupt and starving, forced to sell away the rights to their music at gunpoint! Will somebody think of the artists!

  7. ESR = lunatic. on ESR's Open Letter to McNealy: Set Java Free! · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Who listens to this gasbag? He's almost worse than Jonkatz. Why is the open source community allowing such an obnoxious self-righteous psychopath to be its mouthpiece? If I were Scott McNealy I would tell him to go fuck one of his gun nozzles.

  8. Re:ppfffttt on The Galaxy's Largest Diamond · · Score: 1

    Get a photocopy of Astrophysical Journal Letters from your local library (via interlibrary loan if they don't carry it) and don't be such a snob.

  9. Re:Great Timing on GEOS Available for Download After 18 Years · · Score: 1

    In bed with a woman?

  10. Re:Try as they might... on Enderle's Ferrari Laptop · · Score: 5, Informative

    The lid, bottom panel and top area around the keyboard and palmrests are all pure titanium. The frame is carbon fiber. The TiBook has poor wireless range because the signal is shielded by the titanium. The antenna is not "next to the airport card," it runs all the way through the case to the two windows on opposite sides of the machine. Thank you for making a series of blind guesses and passing them off as fact though.

  11. Re:Doesn't work on California Man Sues Penis-Enlargment Firms · · Score: 0

    Uh oh... you mentioned the zoo!

  12. Re:Search by date on Microsoft's Search Engine Plans · · Score: 0

    Somebody should tell that to OSS developers, because they don't seem to have caught on yet. Unfortunately none of them can copy iPhoto because they don't have enough money to buy Macs, and the Apple Stores don't let in smelly, greasy guys with long hair. They will have to wait for Microsoft to copy it, and then copy that. Hopefully we will have a usable OSS iPhoto replacement before 2010.

  13. Re:Search by date on Microsoft's Search Engine Plans · · Score: 0

    Why should I have to work around the data storage model. The data storage model should have to work around me.

  14. Re:Search by date on Microsoft's Search Engine Plans · · Score: 0

    Problem: When you have folders for photos of grandparents, and folders for photos of cousins, and you have photos that have both your cousins and grandparents in them... where do you put them? Hierarchies do not work well for media organization.

  15. Re:Geeks are NOT sad losers on What to Get My Geek for Valentine's Day? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Looks like somebody touched one of the renaissance man's nerves.

  16. Re:Q: What's the best part about 12 noon at slashd on The Golden Ratio · · Score: 1

    from 0.1% to 0.13%?

  17. I'll bet on Which Screw Goes Where? · · Score: 5, Funny

    This story will get more than 500 replies because it has the word "screw" in it and geeks are intrigued by experiences they haven't had yet!

  18. Re:games is right on Linux Going Mainstream · · Score: 1

    AHHAhAHHA you said:MICRO$LOTH

    lunax 4 evr

  19. Lets clarify then on Linux Going Mainstream · · Score: 1, Funny

    In its market of greasy-haired filthy sexless computer nerds, Linux is definitely mainstream.

  20. hypocrisy on Recycle some of your 100 million Pepsi Songs · · Score: 1

    If that little girl had violated the GPL, Linux hippies would be on her like a blanket.

  21. Re:Are they heroes? on Three Blind Phreaks · · Score: 3, Funny

    They are crackers, despite what they call themselves,

    Looking at their photo they don't look very white to me.

  22. this discussion sucks so far on Ripoff 101: Gouging Students for Textbooks · · Score: 1

    It's all a bunch of people talking about how much they paid for their textbooks. Obviously textbooks are expensive, we don't need to be talking about that, what would be nicer from all you smarty-pantses is a more thorough discussion of the background of, reasons for, and desirability of the current textbook publishing system, and if undesirable, insights into what is perpetuating it and strategies for changing or at least escaping from it as much as possible. Not "dude i am so with you, my calculus book cost $130 for the new addition and calculas hasnt even changed in the last 300 years ahahaha please mod me funny!"

  23. Damn that gonnoreyea on AppleScript - the Definitive Guide · · Score: 0, Troll

    I had that once, couldn't see straight for days.

  24. Re:I'll use the average. on Bill Gates to be Knighted · · Score: 1

    Fact #1: Your method of dissecting posts down to their individual component phrases and analyzing and responding to each one as if it stands independently of the rest and has no surrounding context is FUCKING ANNOYING and makes it impossible to have any kind of meaningful discussion which makes talking to you a waste of time. Each of your "facts" is total bullshit backed up with nothing but selective criticism and emotion. I've already made my case. In an argument with someone who rips up my throwaway sentences as if they were my central theses and is blind to my posts as wholes, what can I do but call them a jerkoff in response? What a pain in the ass. Please see here for a good example of how to structure an argument and support it with "facts and logic" (the real kind, not your kind).

  25. also on Bill Gates to be Knighted · · Score: 1

    Tahoma and Webdings. Nobel Prize next?