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Which Screw Goes Where?

Anonymous Coward writes "I saw this link over at HardOCP. Finally, a definitive (well, they hedge a bit at the end) guide that explains where to use each one of those little screws that come packed with new PC cases. All that and a 'test your knowledge' quiz in the bargain. Definitely bookmark-worthy."

471 comments

  1. Don't forget to bolt the CDROM shut.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    So that some crazy Loonix zealot can't screw up your computer.

    1. Re:Don't forget to bolt the CDROM shut.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well put. For a more useful guide to the technological minefield that is building a PC from parts, I can recommend this very useful article.

    2. Re:Don't forget to bolt the CDROM shut.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But if you bolt it shut, I will have lost the coolest cup holder.

    3. Re:Don't forget to bolt the CDROM shut.... by Wunderbar! · · Score: 1

      This comment be irrelevant.

    4. Re:Don't forget to bolt the CDROM shut.... by DrLZRDMN · · Score: 2, Informative

      Who the hell modded this 'Informative??!
      remember this is from the same people who braught us How to tell if oyur son is a computer hacker, its a joke site where people pretend to know nothing.

    5. Re:Don't forget to bolt the CDROM shut.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That article was horrible. Not only does he suggest installing a Winmodem, but the processor used is incompatible with the motherboard. This computer won't even start, and using bargin basement parts ensures that even if it did start it wouldn't run for very long. "Optimized for AOL users." That's a nice way of saying this computer is a piece of shit.

    6. Re:Don't forget to bolt the CDROM shut.... by caino59 · · Score: 1

      oh man...shouldn't be informative like the other reply said, but should rather be humorous....for real, go read it...

      suggesting an abit kt7 and a retail boxed p4...

      great guide :oP

    7. Re:Don't forget to bolt the CDROM shut.... by dmaxwell · · Score: 4, Funny

      The referenced article advises you to put a Pentium IV into a K7 motherboard. With what? A hammer?

      Boy he sure showed all of us propellerheads.

    8. Re:Don't forget to bolt the CDROM shut.... by robochan · · Score: 5, Funny

      True story:

      Since my sister lives several hundred miles away, I'm saved from most "family tech support issues". Her computer wasn't running so fast a couple of years back, so she decided to add more ram to it to speed things up. Her husband took it to his "MCSE Certified buddy at work" to get the job done. "MCSE Certified buddy at work" proceeded to drop a screwdriver onto the mobo when it was powered and fried it. He had the nerve to charge them for a new motherboard, but at least the ram got installed.
      I was visiting a couple of months later when my sister mentioned that she couldn't get any sound when she tried to play a CD. Figuring I knew exactly what the deal was, I peered in through the back to, sure enough, see that "MCSE Certified buddy at work" hadn't reconnected the CD audio cable and it was just dangling there. I then grabbed a screwdriver to open the case to connect the cable. Seems "MCSE Certified buddy at work" lost the case screws, so "MCSE Certified buddy at work" POP-RIVETED THE GOD DAMN CASE SHUT.
      Another half hour, a drill, and migraine later, she once again had CD audio working.

      [insert witty 'certs don't mean jack' sig here]

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      ...Rob
      The American Dream isn't an SUV and a house in the suburbs; it's Don't Tread On Me.
    9. Re:Don't forget to bolt the CDROM shut.... by Deraj+DeZine · · Score: 1

      I personally enjoyed the fact that after installing the CD drive, video card, sound card, WinModem, etc., the guide instructed you to then install the CPU. Additionally, K7 != Pentium. Fairly humorous article, though (but the "son a computer hacker" article is high-larious).

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      True story.
    10. Re:Don't forget to bolt the CDROM shut.... by DoraLives · · Score: 1
      put a Pentium IV into a K7 motherboard. With what? A hammer?

      You pussy! You don't need a hammer to do that! Hell, my little sister could mash that PIV down in there with her bare hands and so can you!

      --
      Is it fascism yet?
    11. Re:Don't forget to bolt the CDROM shut.... by ndpatel · · Score: 2, Interesting

      the best thing about macs is that MCSE's just look all confused when people ask them for help, so they can't fuck anything up.

      the same is also true for linux, but what brand of masochistic linux user asks an MCSE for help?

      --
      london is drowning and i live by river
    12. Re:Don't forget to bolt the CDROM shut.... by nick_davison · · Score: 1

      He reminds me of a guy I knew in highschool who was in to wargames. Apparently he didn't like superglue so the idiot actually tried to solder his lead miniatures together once the milliput he first tried didn't work.

      *fears*

    13. Re:Don't forget to bolt the CDROM shut.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rivets... haha. That's classic.

      Perhaps this MSCE is not only an MSCE, but also a BOFH--and your sis did something stupid.

    14. Re:Don't forget to bolt the CDROM shut.... by feronti · · Score: 1, Funny

      A sadist who enjoys messing with MCSEs...

      "No, really, it's Windows XP, I swear "

    15. Re:Don't forget to bolt the CDROM shut.... by DJ+Rubbie · · Score: 1

      I thought it was amusing at first, but then shock over disbelieve overcame me, but now it is funny...

      Seriously, this is sad.

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    16. Re:Don't forget to bolt the CDROM shut.... by paganizer · · Score: 1

      Yup. That is our secret.
      We are either "too into the network side of things" to understand the hardware, or "too into the hardware side of things" to understand the software.
      You can ask me for SOME Linux help; I was a HPUX / Xenix sysadmin before switching to the dark side.
      As to the Macs, I haven't touched one since the last time I powered down my Lisa.

      --
      Why, yes, I AM a Pagan Libertarian.
    17. Re:Don't forget to bolt the CDROM shut.... by Simonetta · · Score: 1

      An assault weapon shoots salt.

    18. Re:Don't forget to bolt the CDROM shut.... by ncc74656 · · Score: 3, Funny
      The referenced article advises you to put a Pentium IV into a K7 motherboard. With what? A hammer?

      No...you use a hammer on an Athlon 64 or Opteron board.

      (I'll be here all week...)

      --
      20 January 2017: the End of an Error.
    19. Re:Don't forget to bolt the CDROM shut.... by chrispycreeme · · Score: 1

      After I saw "News for grown-ups" I stopped reading.

    20. Re:Don't forget to bolt the CDROM shut.... by miniver · · Score: 2
      I thought it was amusing at first, but then shock over disbelieve overcame me, but now it is funny...

      Seriously, this is sad.

      Yeah, but you can't mod posts as +1, Sad.

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    21. Re:Don't forget to bolt the CDROM shut.... by krumms · · Score: 4, Funny

      I then grabbed a screwdriver to open the case to connect the cable. Seems "MCSE Certified buddy at work" lost the case screws, so "MCSE Certified buddy at work" POP-RIVETED THE GOD DAMN CASE SHUT.

      Brings a whole new meaning to "vendor lock-in" huh? :P

    22. Re:Don't forget to bolt the CDROM shut.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      -=Linked article blockquote=-

      A processor - or 'CPU' as the jargon-addicted poorly socialised hackers like to call them (anything to obscure a simple concept). The best processors are obviously made by Intel. Other companies make processors too, such as Sun and AMD, and while these are OK, they are not guaranteed to be Intel-compatible. adequacy.org tip: Ask for the retail-boxed pentium 4 1.4GHZ.. This will include a free cooling fan and fitting instructions, and is the fastest commercially available processor on the market to date.

      -=/Linked article blockquote=- Emphasis maintained from original publication.
    23. Re:Don't forget to bolt the CDROM shut.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > [insert witty 'certs don't mean jack' sig here]

      please do, someone - it's got to be better than that crap.

    24. Re:Don't forget to bolt the CDROM shut.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      put a Pentium IV into a K7 motherboard. With what? A hammer?


      Try a syringe.
    25. Re:Don't forget to bolt the CDROM shut.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was a HPUX / Xenix sysadmin before switching to the dark side.

      What do you mean before switching? Xenix, that's the Microsoft/SCO operating system of death!

    26. Re:Don't forget to bolt the CDROM shut.... by i+chose+quality · · Score: 1
      its a joke site where people pretend to know nothing
      yeah, the readers do. at least that is what i hope, after reading all these brainless comments there.
      both articles gave me a good laugh. i just can not see, how anyone can take this serious?

      i mean, that's bad. really BAD.

      *shake_head_in_disbelief*
      --
      the computer is online
      i am not at it
      what a waste of ressources
    27. Re:Don't forget to bolt the CDROM shut.... by Araneas · · Score: 1

      Been there done that with a temperature controlled iron and the proper solder.

    28. Re:Don't forget to bolt the CDROM shut.... by clarkc3 · · Score: 1

      I do. they aren't all as dumb as people stereotype them (though there are a few worthy of the 'dumb mcse' stereotype). My brother has an mcse - but he still runs linux for just about everything, has contributed to a few open source projects, and has run just about every distro known to man - I'd think that'd qualify him as someone i should ask for help

    29. Re:Don't forget to bolt the CDROM shut.... by br3itain · · Score: 1

      I like some of the comments at the bottom:
      "Will building a computer this way work with AOL?" Why, yes, in fact it's the *only* way...

    30. Re:Don't forget to bolt the CDROM shut.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's 'brought', thanks.

    31. Re:Don't forget to bolt the CDROM shut.... by bl8n8r · · Score: 1

      Sure bash all the MCSEs'... I suppose next your going to have me believe that PS/2 devices are not meant to be hot-pluggable. Sheeet.. I can unplug this keyboard without frying anything anytime I

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  2. And the answer is: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    They go where they fit and they don't go where they don't fit (unless you are in a hurry.)

    1. Re:And the answer is: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      This is true, but it doesn't take into account the CD-ROM I found held in with a nail...

    2. Re:And the answer is: by ophix · · Score: 3, Funny

      any good screw can come on over to my house.... oh wait.... you weren't talking about... oh nevermind... *whistles innocently*

    3. Re:And the answer is: by rco3 · · Score: 1

      Sounds like my sex life.

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      Ce n'est pas un vrai mouvement de robot!
    4. Re:And the answer is: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Ha ha ha ha ha! That's both clever and funny.

      Shut. Up.

    5. Re:And the answer is: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Here is a more accurate depiction of your sex life:

    6. Re:And the answer is: by JDWTopGuy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You can't fool us... you have no sex life.

      --
      Ron Paul 2012
    7. Re:And the answer is: by rco3 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      dude - did I just get MY sex life dissed... by an AOL user?

      Somebody call Alanis Morrissette, QUICK - because that truly IS ironic.

      --

      Ce n'est pas un vrai mouvement de robot!
    8. Re:And the answer is: by rco3 · · Score: 1

      Yeah. You got me. Zing. [yawn]

      Oh, yeah, sure, I might be a /.-reading geek engineer now. But I was a rock guitarist before that. You should try it. Even YOU might get laid.

      --

      Ce n'est pas un vrai mouvement de robot!
  3. Oh man... by Grip3n · · Score: 2, Funny

    I saw this headline and figured it had something to do with pornography

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    To make a pun demonstrates the highest understanding of a language
    1. Re:Oh man... by djbckr · · Score: 1, Funny
      Looks like that server needs some more screws to keep it from falling apart from the /. effect.

      ;-)

    2. Re:Oh man... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not a very Christian thought, Mr. Grip3n. You made baby Jesus cry.

      0:'-(

    3. Re:Oh man... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      "I saw this headline and figured it had something to do with pornography"

      You thought porno instead of sex. Typical slashdotter.

    4. Re:Oh man... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You thought porno instead of sex. Typical slashdotter.

      and?

      Do you want someone to cum on your face or something?

    5. Re:Oh man... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please?

  4. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    If they can tell me where the one I always have left over is from, I'll be happy...

    1. Re:Well... by Unregistered · · Score: 4, Funny

      Shake the case and if nothng important falls out, it's not necessary

    2. Re:Well... by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

      It's the obligatory extra, dummy. Sometimes they include it, sometimes they don't.

      It's a conspiracy with no other objective than to fuck with your head :) Anyone who's ever assembled kid's toys or Sauder furniture from Walmart knows that.

      SB

      --
      It's old. The more humans I meet, the more I like my cats. At least they are honest.
    3. Re:Well... by algf2004 · · Score: 1
      You only had one screw left over? And you're complaining?

      Gee, and I thought I did a good job only having half-a-dozen screws left over...

    4. Re:Well... by Bertie · · Score: 1

      I just built two whole systems using the screws from just one case...

    5. Re:Well... by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      I'd rather have 1 extra than the motherboard falling out.

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      The cesspool just got a check and balance.
    6. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's easy. It's from the back right-hand corner of the hard drive.

    7. Re:Well... by msim · · Score: 1

      My old dual Pentium 75 (yeah, zoomingly fast) was used for ages as a playbox, then one day i decide to pack it away to recover deskspace, i heard a little *tink*tink*tink* like something was loose in the case. I opened it up out of curiosity, and there was a 10-15uF electrolytic capcitor rolling around the bottom of the case.

      FCC be damned, it still ran like a charm when i plugged it in to see if the smoke came out. :-)

      --

      Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know when your gonna get food poisoning.
  5. "Operation Timed Out" by mujin · · Score: 1

    And I was really wondering which screws go where... (I _know_ mine are in the wrong places...)

  6. That Depends. . . by UFNinja · · Score: 5, Funny

    If it's Microsoft we're talking about, you always screw the little guy. ;)

  7. Uh Oh by Defender2000 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Looks like their webserver is about to receive the biggest scew of all.

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    ...I'll procrastinate tomorrow...
  8. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 5, Funny

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  9. Will *definately* get Slashdotted. by DarkHelmet · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Thank God for my Slashdot subscription. With some of those pictures of the screws running 200k, I know that everything is going to buckle within the first half hour. If that, even.

    Which mades me think about an idea...

    One of these days I'm going to post a story or article, or picture that'll make slashdot's front page. Then, just as the site get slashdotted...

    I'll add porno banner popup hell to it!

    I'm not sure how much money it would end up earning me, but damn, that would be cool to see how Slashdot would react. Would they pull the story? Add an update to it?

    In fact, I think SCO should start having porno popups to help provide money to their warchest if the HTTP_REFERER is from slashdot.org :)

    (P.S: No I probably wouldn't actually go through with something like that, but brainstorming can be fun)

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    1. Re:Will *definately* get Slashdotted. by leviramsey · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Some years ago, SomethingAwful one-upped you. Slashdot linked to an article there, and ate up so much bandwidth that the admins redirected all accesses with slashdot referers to goatse.cx.

      BTW, /.'d before there were a dozen comments.

    2. Re:Will *definately* get Slashdotted. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Beautiful... simply beautiful...

    3. Re:Will *definately* get Slashdotted. by cmowire · · Score: 0

      I've always wanted to know which article on slashdot was the famed goatse.cx redirect...

    4. Re:Will *definately* get Slashdotted. by BadDoggie · · Score: 1

      It wasn't a redirect. They used Pusher Robots for /. referrals to push us off their server and then Bumping Robots to bump us over to goatse (R.I.P.), protecting themselves from the Terrible Secret of Slashdotting.

      PAK CHOOIE UNF!

    5. Re:Will *definately* get Slashdotted. by igloo-x · · Score: 0

      Its pusher robot and shover robot, idiot.

    6. Re:Will *definately* get Slashdotted. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that where our trolls go the idea for it?

      Good thing the registration on that awful place has been pulled... ooogh...

    7. Re:Will *definately* get Slashdotted. by BadDoggie · · Score: 1
      You repeat memes you don't even know about. I read their sources.

      Corn_Boy - no sorry, I do not know much about the robot industre

      Lowtax - You should, some day robots will be in your house! Wether you know it or not!


      Pusher robots
      Shover robots
      Force robots
      Bumping robots <<=====

      you know!

      Corn_Boy - I hope that they dont go crasy and shoot me

      Who's the dumbass?
  10. Well it seems that according to that article... by MrPower · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm an expert at screwing!

  11. They go where they fit by KillerHamster · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Not exactly front page material, if you ask me.

    1. Re:They go where they fit by sydb · · Score: 4, Interesting

      There are two, sometimes three thread sizes with your standard clone PC case. Small fits floppy disks, CD/DVD drives and holds the motherboard down. Large fits hard disks, holds the blanking plates in place, and fits the power supply, usually also the case. Sometimes the case has a larger thread size.

      I thought this was obvious - screw goes where it fits, as you say. I recently went to a reasonably well respected computer shop and was served by an assistant aged around 19. I'm 30 and I've been building PCs since I was 19. The guy tried to sell me small screws for a hard disk. I told him what I thought. He pulled out a hard disk and one of his little screws and screwed it in as if to say "see?". I said to him, keep turning. Needless to say the screw had zero purchase in the hole. He still would not accept his incorrectitude.

      I really wanted to punch his spotty little face. But I didn't, as I know better.

      Stupid, pointless rant? Yes. But I've not spoken to anyone about this incident (how do you bring it up in normal conversation?) and this is truly a release to get it off my chest.

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      Yours Sincerely, Michael.
    2. Re:They go where they fit by Incongruity · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Stupid, pointless rant? Yes. But I've not spoken to anyone about this incident (how do you bring it up in normal conversation?) and this is truly a release to get it off my chest.

      I know your pain. That sort of thing happened to me a few times... it's a bit of true geek pride and hence you can't really rant about it to many people, only your geekiest friends...and of course, that's made doubly hard if you refuse to admit that you're a geek, which you'd have to be to actually feel a rant coming on about something like screw size or what does and does not constitute cat 5 wiring.

      But, of course, I wouldn't know anything about any of that.

    3. Re:They go where they fit by shadowbearer · · Score: 1


      MCSE in training :)))))

      SB

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      It's old. The more humans I meet, the more I like my cats. At least they are honest.
    4. Re:They go where they fit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would you rather have yet another stupid ipod lovefest story?

    5. Re:They go where they fit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's take this comment through the time warp!
      Fast forward comment 5-10 years:

      RHCE in training :))))

      SB

    6. Re:They go where they fit by Simonetta · · Score: 1

      I only have two questions:

      WHY are there so many different screw types on a PC?

      How does an average person or technician learn what screws go where and what their precise technical names are? (so we know what we are talking about)

      I've alway maintained that the real difference between the professional electronic tech and the amateur is that the pro doesn't lose the screws or drops it on a powered circuit board. Sort of like doctors taking extra care not to leave a small spounge inside a person after an operation.

    7. Re:They go where they fit by jangell · · Score: 1

      Who gives a shit?

      Seriously, If the screw holds the drive in place, It works. Hell, I've done it with tape before.

      Would you rather of had the tech spend the time in educating himself in screws, then educating himself in hardware/software? The screw holds the damn drive, I'd buy it.

    8. Re:They go where they fit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Who gives a shit?"

      The poor slob who get's it in his head to upgrade his system and uses a case screw on a HDD. I have seen it happen personaly. I have watched brand new drive's smoke and grind (floppy and cd and tape drives) to a halt because of this very thing. I've seen it at least 20 times in my life. Thats who gives a shit and then of course the manufacture cares since they end up replacing the unit.

      I have enough PC screws to build at least 500 systems seperated in to their own little cubby's.

    9. Re:They go where they fit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      incorrectitude

      His, uh, what? You're thirty and yet you're still making nonsense words up. Sheesh.

    10. Re:They go where they fit by russellh · · Score: 1
      His, uh, what? You're thirty and yet you're still making nonsense words up. Sheesh.

      Thirty *and* making up words? Time for his run.

      --
      must... stay... awake...
    11. Re:They go where they fit by Nerd4News · · Score: 1

      I used velcro to hold an additional hard drive on top of the 2 floppies in my old Amiga 3000. Worked like a charm.

  12. Easy by t0qer · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The screws with the big threads attatch peices of case together, hard drives to the case, and component cards to the case... The finer threaded screw attatch the motherboard to the case, as well as 5 1/4" drives.

    I didn't have to read the article for that.. Sorry.

  13. I'll bet by alex_ant · · Score: 5, Funny

    This story will get more than 500 replies because it has the word "screw" in it and geeks are intrigued by experiences they haven't had yet!

    1. Re:I'll bet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Well, women I've spoken to all agree that Philip's are the best screw, they have more torque and a firmer action in the crucial final seconds...

      Phil.

    2. Re:I'll bet by Lord+Kano · · Score: 2, Funny

      This story will get more than 500 replies because it has the word "screw" in it and geeks are intrigued by experiences they haven't had yet!

      Rest assured that we're not all like you.

      LK

      --
      "Hi. This is my friend, Jack Shit, and you don't know him." - Lord Kano
    3. Re:I'll bet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, there are also those who lie about it.

    4. Re:I'll bet by Luther+Pain · · Score: 1

      Wait what's a screw and where do I get one?

    5. Re:I'll bet by Cosmic_Hippo · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I don't screw.. I nail.

    6. Re:I'll bet by Felinoid · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sure, there are also those who lie about it.
      Ahh but the question is what is the lie.
      Do you:
      a. Lie and say you have to keep from looking like a geek.
      b. Lie and say you haven't to avoid the wrath of parents.

      If your answer is 'b'.. I sympathise.
      If your answer is 'a'.. Hay friends of this guy... Look now he is reading Slashdot.. what a geek If you fess up now you'll distract your friends from the more obveous signs of geekness.

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    7. Re:I'll bet by GeckoX · · Score: 1

      Well, some people apparently really like Robertson's, but personally I find them a bit square.

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    8. Re:I'll bet by alexpage · · Score: 1

      Of course. Many geeks are far too busy playing Tux Racer on their new 2.6 kernels to give a damn about sex.

    9. Re:I'll bet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      This story will get more than 500 replies because it has the word "screw" in it and geeks are intrigued by experiences they haven't had yet!

      Actually all the geeks I know have had sex (yes, with someone else) and continue to regularly. But maybe you were talking about /. geeks only? In that case you might be right since the average age appears to be around 14 based on the posts I see.

  14. Remember by I_am_Rambi · · Score: 0

    A screwball should not put one of these together.

  15. I know where all of them go... by bc90021 · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...except the last one! And it's that last one that's always left over and never fits anywhere. I would like to know where that one goes!

    1. Re:I know where all of them go... by Afrosheen · · Score: 5, Funny

      It goes in your vaccuum cleaner, eventually.

      At least, that's usually when I find all my leftover screws.

      Vrrorooooooom*chikchikchikCLUNK*rooooooom

    2. Re:I know where all of them go... by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      It goes into the dryer with the lost sock.

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      What?
    3. Re:I know where all of them go... by PReDiToR · · Score: 1

      I am at a total loss as to where the one in my IBM ThinkPad came from. I can hear it rattling about in there, but I KNOW I replaced them all when I had it open for cleaning.

      One day it will rattle to the fan and shoot accross the room.

      --

      Do not meddle in the affairs of geeks for they are subtle and quick to anger
    4. Re:I know where all of them go... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i just put very strong magnets on my husband's ball sack.... he liked it...

    5. Re:I know where all of them go... by Micro$will · · Score: 1
      I'd rather catch it in the vaccuum instead of my bare foot!

      Insensitive Clod!

    6. Re:I know where all of them go... by endoftheroadmatt · · Score: 1

      Wow, you have a vacuum cleaner? I don't even remember what color my carpet is. :)

    7. Re:I know where all of them go... by Afrosheen · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I was lucky enough to buy it before my job got outsourced to India. It's the one thing I'll always cherish *snif*.

    8. Re:I know where all of them go... by jred · · Score: 1

      Dude, that is so bad for your vacuum. I repaired vacuums for a janitorial service when I was a teen, and that's what destroyed most of them. Screws, paper clips & other small bits of metal. It chews the plastic parts all to hell.

      If you really dig your vacuum (as you mention in another reply), you should take better care of it. Even the most expensive vacuums don't last long when you treat them like shit.

      This is even worse than the rant about screws here. I'm so ashamed...

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      jred
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    9. Re:I know where all of them go... by Catharz · · Score: 1

      It goes in your vaccuum cleaner, eventually.

      You obviously haven't seen my study.

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  16. Screws by kernelpanic77 · · Score: 0

    Personally, I find that most screws fit almost anywhere when new ones come. They are pretty much this way so users do not have to go picking through them wondering...ughh where does this go? However, it is true that some screws, mainly for hodling IDE devices do have a bit of different sized screws, and it is nice to know what these kinds are. Also, screws for attaching fans to cases sometimes are not standard compy screws, although most cases have "fan cages" with clips so crews are not necessary. The only other place where I saw non-standard screws was for attaching heatsinks to mobo's and for attaching CPU Fans to heatsinks...thats about it.

    (oh, btw, FP!!)

  17. Well, I don't know about the case... by Little+Brother · · Score: 1

    But the site sure seems screwed. I guess I'll look at it at 3:00am or so, unless they pulled it completly.

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  18. Well...... by eclectro · · Score: 3, Funny


    Their server is screwed.

    Ba da da bum....it had to be said...

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    1. Re:Well...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Looks like a nice ad for web hosting to me.

    2. Re:Well...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it had to be said...

      Ok, the thing is, every time people claim this, it is because their joke was so mind numbingly retarded that it absolutely didn't have to be said. This is not a "Get out of jail free" card, or in your case, "Get out of your meaningless geeky existance free".

  19. Not true by multipartmixed · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Old 5 1/4" HH Seagate hard disks could be damanged (case warp) by using 6-32 UNC screws of the wrong length.

    Center IDE-era disks (early maxtors come to mind) could have the PCB damaged by using 6-32 UNC screws of the wrong length (i.e. case screws)

    Seen both happen personally. Did neither. The first one ruined the seals on the disk. The second one let the smoke out.

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    1. Re:Not true by tarquin_fim_bim · · Score: 3, Funny

      Who the hell uses 6-32 UNC screws these days, M4's are the way to go, vive la system internationale.

    2. Re:Not true by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 0

      Actually, allmost every 5 1/4 disk can be screwed up for too long screws (i once destroyed a Quantum BigFoot that way)
      You can also breake some 2.5'' HDDs (The ones on notebooks); but any screw will be just fine for the rest of the hard ...
      I allways run out of screws, so i tend to take the screws form one side to put them in another ... that way, you can hardly find more than 5 screws in total in my 90 cm Full Tower.

      More than once i have removed some screw that hold the case together to screw in a hdd, or removing the little screws that has are kind of hermaphrodites :], for example, i remove the screw that holds the DB9 conector to hold a mother :).

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    3. Re:Not true by iminplaya · · Score: 5, Funny

      The second one let the smoke out.

      I seal the case with duct tape to keep the smoke in.

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    4. Re:Not true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or as we like to call them, freedom screws

    5. Re:Not true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *rofl*
      due to lack of moderation points...

    6. Re:Not true by mks113 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Smoke is a vital ingredient in all chips. You only have to lose a minute portion of it and your chip will no longer work. Duct tape is not sufficient to keep it in.

      However, I have a magical formula of liquid smoke. If you carefully remove the smoked chip and soak it in the liquid smoke, you can make the chip work again, guaranteed! I can sell you a bottle for just $149, shipping included!

      disclaimer -- removal of chips from a board is a sensitive process, and prone to cause unrepairable problems. The warranty for the liquid smoke does not cover damage cause by removal and reinsertion of the chip.

      -----------
      Michael, who once let the smoke out of a fujitsu drive by using a non-keyed cable.

    7. Re:Not true by msim · · Score: 1

      I've let the smoke out of a 8bit scsi controller.

      Just follow this simple guide and you can do it too.
      1) Simply allow the drive cable to go next to the back of a network card and lean on the network card.
      2) Puncture the scsi cable with the pins on the back of the network card.
      3) power up the computer. [1]

      The scsi card was toast and went pop like a toaster too! But the network card kept shifting packets!!

      [1] Another fun activity is turning yourself into a lightglobe by playing with an external scsi hard drive casing that is turned on, and has the casing removed.

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  20. Appropriate. by Faust7 · · Score: 0

    Which Screw Goes Where?

    Apparently the bunkermentality.net webserver could use a few more.

  21. Screws? by AdamTheBastard · · Score: 2, Funny

    When it comes to screwing, if you don't know where it goes HardOCP is not the place to do your research.

  22. Re:Oooohhhh boy! by jeffdsimpson · · Score: 0

    Ahhhh, 10 is binary for 2 STUPID

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  23. *shrug* by Faust7 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'll wager there are a lot of guys out there who have asked themselves on more than one occasion which screw are you REALLY supposed to use where,

    Hey, if she doesn't complain...

    1. Re:*shrug* by The+Snowman · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hey, if she doesn't complain...

      Oh, but she does... "if you like it that way why don't you become gay?" Most women just don't get it... it's not about which screwhole it's supposed to go in, it's about screwing it in wherever it fits :-)

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    2. Re:*shrug* by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

      ...waaay too much information...

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    3. Re:*shrug* by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1

      And trimming the hedges.

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  24. This reminds me... by Afromelonhead · · Score: 1
    My high school drama teacher had recieved a plaque a few years ago from a couple of techies. The plague was entitled "The Rules of Screwing." Needless to say, this was very suggestive, including my favorite one:

    "There is an purpose for every screw, and a screw for every purpose."

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    1. Re:This reminds me... by Afrosheen · · Score: 4, Funny

      "There is an purpose for every screw, and a screw for every purpose."

      Yeah it was a great poster until your English teacher busted in and tore it down.

    2. Re:This reminds me... by thorgil · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't it be
      "There is >a purpose" ?

      and:
      In sovjet russia every purpose screw YOU!

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    3. Re:This reminds me... by bishop32x · · Score: 1
      my favorite techie(how does one normaly distinguish between theatre techies and computer techies?)screw quote is

      "What is that noise that sounds like a machinegun shooting a kitty?

      That is the bad noise, It happens when you are screwing too fast and not pushing hard enough. If you make the bad noise we will shoot yout kitty"

      You got to love the techie bible.

  25. Dammit by Pop69 · · Score: 1

    What does it say on the 3rd page, it got ./d before I got there. And yes, I did know what all the screws were for. Even though I'm married I know about screwing.

  26. Too complicated by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here's the recipe to simplify your life with computer case screws (no I'm not kidding):

    - Go to your local computer hardware shop and beg them for a bag of screws. I say beg them, because they usually hold on to them like Ted Kennedy on a bottle of bourbon.

    - Whenever you screw something in your case, use the biggest screw that'll fit. In the case of hard-disks, you'll have to use the right fit, with the flush head probably. With the cases' sheet-metal holes, and with most CDROM and diskette drives, if the screw is too big, just force it in real hard until it gives way.

    - After a little while, and especially if you tinker in your case often, you'll notice that all the screws you need are the big ones. No need to remember what goes where. Voila!

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    1. Re:Too complicated by iminplaya · · Score: 5, Funny

      As for torqueing(?) them down, I was always told to turn it until it breaks and then back off a quarter turn.

      Saw this bumper sticker for a hardware store in Vegas: Happiness is a good screw.

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      What?
    2. Re:Too complicated by Suppafly · · Score: 1

      - After a little while, and especially if you tinker in your case often, you'll notice that all the screws you need are the big ones. No need to remember what goes where. Voila!

      I've noticed that.. All of the screws in my case are the big ones.. if I need to swap out a drive I just use the ones that hold the slot covers in. There is usually a few extra at the bottom.

    3. Re:Too complicated by mvdw · · Score: 2, Funny

      I worked for a short time at a computer retailer, who assembled their own PCs for government departments and such. Every single case had maybe 40-50 screws too many, so by the time I got there they had buckets and buckets of computer screws. An urban legend circulating around at the time had that they gave a work experience kid the job of sorting the buckets of mixed screws into bins of each kind. The funny part of the legend is at the end of the day, when they tipped all the sorted bins back into the big bucket, right in front of the work experience kid...

    4. Re:Too complicated by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

      Screw extractors are so useful, aren't they? :)

      SB

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    5. Re:Too complicated by squarefish · · Score: 1

      yeah, well here in chicago we have a chain of hardware stores call Crafty Beaver ;)

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    6. Re:Too complicated by objekt404 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I did that once... now I have to "pry" on the case to slip the CD-Rom into the right screw hole (getting it out is even worse).

      Now, I just hand test the screws for each device w/o a driver (no way you're gonna strip/break a screw w/only your fingers).

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    7. Re:Too complicated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now, I just hand test the screws for each device w/o a driver (no way you're gonna strip/break a screw w/only your fingers).

      Mod up, FUCKING BRILLIANT. (or mod me down, fucking stupid, I can never tell. ;)

    8. Re:Too complicated by Zirnike · · Score: 1

      Someone I used to work with said it this way: "Tighten 'till it loosens"

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  27. Have a link? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i want to see the comments in that story

  28. As long as we're talking about screws by FuzzyDaddy · · Score: 1
    We do a lot of machining, and use machine screws in a variety of shapes and sizes. When we were first setting up, we thought we'd just buy 100 of all the common types of screws so we'd always have what we needed.

    Well, there are seven thread sizes (0-80,2-56,4-40,6-32,8-32,10-24,1/4-20) which we commonly use, five head types (hex cap,socket cap, filister head, flat head, set screws), lengths from 1/4 inch to six inches and more in 1/8" increments.

    So we just buy them as we need them, now.

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    1. Re:As long as we're talking about screws by Roguelazer · · Score: 0

      That's not possible. That's ((7^5)^42) possible combinations. That's...

      29,552,103,763,367,575,802,884,002,475,539,577,809 ,440,265,806,872,857,454,825,971,478,227,030,758,9 94,845,68,211,269,420,967,793,722,538,182,128,973, 384,834,980,350,726,200,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000

      different types of screw. If you know of a company that can make, um, 2.9e177 types of screw, you know a company that has used all of the iron in the entire universe...


    2. Re:As long as we're talking about screws by Hanji · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Wow ... You fail high school algebra ....
      7 threads, 5 heads, 42 lengths =
      7 * 5 * 42 combos =
      1470 combinations. Very reasonable.

      Think of it this way - for each of the 7 thread types, there are 5 different heads - 5*7 combos, and each has 42 lengths - 5*7*42 total combos.

      I have to wonder if I've been trolled, the parent is so horrible wrong...

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    3. Re:As long as we're talking about screws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try again. 5*7*42 = ~ 1500, not all them there exponents.

    4. Re:As long as we're talking about screws by snicklas · · Score: 1

      no it's not. that's only about 1600 combinations.

    5. Re:As long as we're talking about screws by snicklas · · Score: 1

      actually there would be 47 lengths. 1/4" to 6" in 1/8" increments.

      6 * 8 - 1 = 47

    6. Re:As long as we're talking about screws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're just listing some of the more common non-metric sizes. The first number being the diameter in inches or gauge, the second being the threads per inch. There are many more, check out mcmaster.com.

    7. Re:As long as we're talking about screws by CharlieG · · Score: 1

      "Standard" binding posts are 5-40, as well as the clamp screws on the toolholder for my lathe

      I only keep one or 2 types of 0-80 and 2-56 in stock. I have a couple of dozen boxes of each of the other sizes (Not a full assortment_ - the other one you left out that is VERY common is 10-32. I use that more than 10-24!! (think racks)

      One of the "smart" things I did about 4-5 years ago - there was a guy selling stainless "drops" on ebay - mixed bags of stainless nuts, bolts, washers (lock and regular). The stuff went about $1-$/lb - I think I bought 10 lbs. Well, for a LONG while, when I was on this one support gig at work (sit and watch a screen for a red flag), I sorted hardware (the boss even helped me- we were both bored) - now I have a stack of nice stainless hardware

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    8. Re:As long as we're talking about screws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At roughly $3-$5 per box of 100 PLUS the associated lock, flat, fender, warren, dished, internal toothed, external toothed washers and don't forget to get the screws in self-locking styles, too, plus we haven't even touched on the nuts to match (yep, plenty of variation there, too) the cost of maintaining a working stock (of only 100 pcs each, mind you!) starts getting fairly ridiculous pretty quickly.

      And then there is the issue of what material all this should be made in. Brass, cold roll, nylon or stainless are all popular. And what grade? Usually either a grade 3 or a grade 5 and sometimes with a phosphate coating, sometimes zinc, sometimes cadmium.

      I am the maintenance supervisor for my company. We scavenge what we can, buy what we must. When I have to buy one screw (etc), I buy a small box. If I use up the small box in short order, I might buy a bigger box next time.

      When I was a die-maker we had a person whose fulltime job was to inventory and dispense screws and abrasives. That's all he did all day. And we kept him pretty busy.

      Those 1,470 combinations you mention (I think I have made it clear that your number is well short of the mark) represents over $4,000 in inventory, most of which will sit idle on the shelf until stolen or lost and you would still only have a max of 100 screws of any one size and not be able to tackle any sizeable job without a run to the hardware store.

      To illustrate: we recently put a backboard on all the shop floor desks (24) that used 6 1/4-20NC carriage bolts, 6 lock washers and 6 nuts per desk. That's 124 of each piece ... and a trip to the hardware store to bring our stock up to the level needed to finish the project.

    9. Re:As long as we're talking about screws by mitherial · · Score: 1

      *AND* 100 each of these 1470 combinations, which is fourteen thousand seven hundred screws...which is quite a few

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    10. Re:As long as we're talking about screws by mitherial · · Score: 1

      make that 147,000 screws

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    11. Re:As long as we're talking about screws by FuzzyDaddy · · Score: 1

      You forgot Titanium - we used some for a high temperature application. They were $4 a screw.

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  29. Where to buy extras? by Phroggy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    OK, so, where's a good place (online) to buy a set of extra screws? They tend to disappear like ball-point pens (especially case screws), but I know where to buy pens.

    Ideally, I'd like a set that includes all the common screws; I'd also like to be able to buy a package of each type separately. It'd be really cool if each type was a different color or something, making it easier to tell them apart at a glance, but this is probably silly.

    Recommendations?

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    1. Re:Where to buy extras? by Trailwalker · · Score: 2, Informative

      Fasteners

      If you have a really good local hardware store, they often carry fasteners in more sizes than the Borg Stores.

    2. Re:Where to buy extras? by theLOUDroom · · Score: 2, Informative

      OK, so, where's a good place (online) to buy a set of extra screws?

      You're serious? Do you realize how many fscking screws you would have to buy to make the shipping worth it?

      Just go to a hardware store. They sell screws. Maybe they'll be slotted instead of philips, but they will have something. I've never seen a hardware store that didn't carry screws.

      If you're going to get something online, get thumbscrews, so you don't need a screwdriver.

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    3. Re:Where to buy extras? by Spoke · · Score: 1

      Post your address somewhere along with what screws you need and I'm sure that many people will mail you some of their extra screws at no charge.

      Any self-respecting geek has a jar filled with hundreds of them on their desk.

    4. Re:Where to buy extras? by thefultonhow · · Score: 1

      Like I said in another reply to this article, CyberGuys has screws and a whole bunch of other useful things (slot covers, rubber case feet, organizer boxes, anti-static wrist straps, etc.).

    5. Re:Where to buy extras? by prairiedawg · · Score: 5, Funny

      If you come over and clean my office, you can keep whatever you find. Sad but true. I'm sure there is easily 5000+/- scattered in every nook
      and cranny of this place.

      I'm in serious need of a visit from the "Obsessive Complusive Eye for the Geek Guy" folks.

      PS. If you find my voltmeter, let me know.

    6. Re:Where to buy extras? by WuphonsReach · · Score: 5, Informative

      CyberGuys (Small Hardware)

      Probably cheaper to go troll the dumpsters, if you can find an old 286/386/486 being tossed you can probably scavange a dozen of each size. Anytime I toss an old system, I take the 15 minutes to strip it of any screws / connectors / etc.

      The small screws (usually for mounting CD-ROMs to the side-brackets) are 4mm fine, the 6mm (6x32) screws are for the case / slot covers / hard drive mounting. Don't forget to either get small snack-pack rubbermaid containers (about 2" round, 1.5" deep) to hold the screws/bits, or those yellow plastic stopper tubes (1/2" x 5").

      (I really don't understand the fuss about the issue at all... there's pretty much just the 2 types of screws, 4mm fine and 6x32.)

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    7. Re:Where to buy extras? by Takara · · Score: 1

      If I had mod points I'd mod you up. If you ever needed a screw from me you could just check under any piece of furnature and find a few. And there's no way you can tell me that every screw included has a purpose... especially with the unfortunate server situation over at bunkermentality.net

    8. Re:Where to buy extras? by Endive4Ever · · Score: 1

      Yes, but he wants the special computer screws that you can't get at any hardware store. I think he needs to order them from the repair parts depot at Apple Computer, if he can manage to get them to tell him the actual part number. Alternatively, order them through ThinkGeek.

      A good third source is SGI. I imagine you can get a sales rep at SGI to spec you the SGI part numbers on some screws and put your order through. Of course, you'd better be a big company who already does business with SGI...

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    9. Re:Where to buy extras? by leshert · · Score: 3, Funny

      If I had mod points I'd mod you up.

      Mod him up? What for-- +1, Slob?

    10. Re:Where to buy extras? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhh... a hardware store? Maybe? That has an entire rack of screws that you can buy by the pound? Maybe?

      *shakes his head* Sheesh...

    11. Re:Where to buy extras? by mypalmike · · Score: 1

      Fry's carries packs of miscellaneous screws.

      -_-_-

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    12. Re:Where to buy extras? by BladeRider · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The plastic tubes that mini-M&M's come in make great storage cases. They even come in a variety of colors.

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    13. Re:Where to buy extras? by blincoln · · Score: 1

      Just go to a hardware store. They sell screws. Maybe they'll be slotted instead of philips, but they will have something. I've never seen a hardware store that didn't carry screws.

      Hardware stores don't generally carry screws that are appropriate for PCs, at least in my experience. The threading is generally wrong, or the screws are too long, etc.

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    14. Re:Where to buy extras? by xyote · · Score: 2, Informative
      The PC places will charge you about a dollar for a few screws of questionable quality. You are better off going places that specialize in them and buy in quantities of about a hundred. It doesn't cost that much more and you will always have spares.


      Try here, here, or here. Also here for torx screws as well as regular machine screws if you can figure out how to navigate the site. Has every type, size and style imaginable. You can even get black oxide coated for your black cases. A little patience with this guy, he's not the fastest shipper there is. And Ebay of course.


      For hard drives you want 6-32 screws. I recomment getting them in 3/16", 1/4", and 5/16" lengths so you can deal with any mounting situation without having the the screw too short or too long to screw in without hitting the drive's pc board. Case screws are 6-32 except Lian Li cases which take M3-6 (metric, 3mm dia. 0.5 thread pitch, 6mm long). Floppy drives and CD/DVD drives take M3-6 also. Basically these two sizes will take care of everything though you might find the odd disk enclosures taking 4-40 screws which might look like M3-6 if you aren't familiar with them so be careful. You don't want to cross thread some expensive piece of hardware. Fans will take a 8-32 screw and nut, or a 10-32 thread cutting screw if you don't want to use those cheap fan screws the pc places sell.


      There are different styles of screw heads. Hex flanged w/ phillips which is the case screw most of you are familiar with. Other head styles are button head which is rounded, pan head which is wider, and truss head which is even wider. Truss head screws look nicer and the wider head deals with mounting slot opening better. There are other styles as well. Check the sites I listed for illustrations of styles.


      There are different drive types. There's slotted which is the worst since it's easy for the screw driver to slip out and jab some other component in you pc. Phillips which is a cross tip, tends to cam out at high torques but you shouldn't be using high torque on anything in a pc. Hex which is hex shaped naturally. Socket which takes a hex (allen) wrench. And torx which is hexalobular (that's what the ISO standard calls it). Torx has the best feel for torque control which lets you snug up those screws without over torquing them. Plus it looks cool.

    15. Re:Where to buy extras? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > They tend to disappear like ball-point pens

      Thinking about it: does anyone with knows where all those lost screws make the rest of their life in the universe?

      Do think that some dual-headed ZB could be involved again?

    16. Re:Where to buy extras? by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      There are still machine shops which will custom make screws for you. They won't be cheap and you will probably have to buy a lifetime supply, but you can spec out the slot, head, lenght and everything.

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    17. Re:Where to buy extras? by Idarubicin · · Score: 1
      I can't tell you where to buy more screws--besides, others on this thread have already done so--but when you do find some, get some of these.

      Watchmaker's cases are a godsend for anybody who has a hobby that involves lots of little bits. The little containers have glass lids so you can see what you've got inside, and the ones I've linked come in a nice aluminum carrying case. I've got a couple trays of them for all my electronic bits.

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    18. Re:Where to buy extras? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, use the 35-mm film canisters to hold screws.
      I keep a bunch beside the computer hardware desk in the garage, and it helps keep the latest assembly-disassembly project manageable and not mixed up with the other
      frankenkomputeren in sight.

    19. Re:Where to buy extras? by Chaos1 · · Score: 1

      If you want extras, I'll give you a crap load if you want to pay the shipping...

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    20. Re:Where to buy extras? by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Most hardware stores don't sell metric screws. They have crude galvinized imperial stove bolts and other awful things.

      The absolute best place to find spare screws for computers?

      Old computers...

      Next time you see that XT sitting on the side of the road, pick it up, take out every screw and you'll have enough screws to last you a while.

    21. Re:Where to buy extras? by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

      Most hardware stores don't carry screws that length because they aren't in demand (except among computer junkies and other hobbyists :)

      I know, I work at one, in Inventory Control.

      That said, they *can* get them; but it's special order, and generally you'll have to order a box of them (typically 100). A lot depends on which store you're dealing with, and which nuts&bolts catalog they order from.

      Try Ace HW or Coast-Coast. talk to the manager/owner if the employee doesn't know.

      SB

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    22. Re:Where to buy extras? by Rorschach1 · · Score: 1

      Try your local computer store. Back when I was a tech, I kept probably 20+ pounds of screws in a coffee can on my desk. On the rare occasion someone would ask for screws, I'd produce the can and ask how many scoops they wanted.

      Ball point pens, on the other hand, are a problem. The only time I ever had enough of those around was when I worked at a software retailer that had literally thousands of them at the front counter. Yeah, we'd lose a dozen a day, but the store eventually reached the point of saturation and you could always find one in arm's reach.

    23. Re:Where to buy extras? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      eMac 700 for sale?? Our local Apple dealer had "Free Coffee" and register for a free eMac. I just wanted the free coffee... I *hope* you are upgrading to a real G4 system. I traded my eMac 700 for a real 867 QS. Much better deal.

      Check out http://www.julieschaeffer.com for my latest eBay fiasco!

    24. Re:Where to buy extras? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These are walk-in places in Silicon Valley:

      1. Weirdstuff Warehouse on Caribbean Drive, Sunnyvale: You can buy a small scoop of assorted screws out of a bucket of screws for about $0.25 each. I usually buy a few dollars worth to try to ensure that there are enough of each type of screw for a few years. You'll get a lot of screws you'll never, *ever*, use.

      2. Excess Solutions on Brokaw, San Jose: You can buy practically any type of engineering nut/screw in quantities from 1 to a thousand, for a few cents each. Recommended if you know precisely what you want or have an existing sample.

      3. Halted Specialties on Central Expressway, Santa Clare: Has some special fasteners.

      4. Action Computers of Lawrence Exwy, Sunnyvale: Has some packets of common screws used in PCs.

      5. Frys' Electronics: Ditto

    25. Re:Where to buy extras? by KC7GR · · Score: 2, Informative

      There are three standard sizes I've found in use in most PC's (and a great many non-PC systems). They can be found at either a well-stocked hardware store (may NOT be Home Depot or Lowes -- you'll probably have better luck with an independent), or at equally well-stocked electronic supply places. Those sizes are:

      6-32: Used most often for disk drives, case screws, and the ones that hold expansion cards and blank plates in.

      6-40: Often used for CD-ROMs, DVD, or tape drives.

      4-40: Used for smaller stuff like holding mouse connectors in place on some cases. #4's are also widely used for holding D-sub connectors (as used for serial and parallel ports) in place.

      In all cases, the first digit is a code that specifies the diameter of the screw body. I don't think there's any direct relation to the actual size.

      The second number refers to the number of threads per inch. A 32-pitch screw thread looks visibly coarser to the eye than a 40-pitch thread.

      I'm full of little bits of trivia like this. Want to know why helium balloons deflate at a faster rate than balloons blown up with lung air? Because helium gas has the smallest molecule size known to modern physics. It migrates out through the rubber a lot quicker than regular air.

      Go ahead! Ask me something else. Just don't ask me why I spend so much time posting things like this to Slashdot. ;-)

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    26. Re:Where to buy extras? by PetWolverine · · Score: 1

      Don't forget to either get small snack-pack rubbermaid containers to hold the screws/bits, or those yellow plastic stopper tubes...

      I'm a college student. I'll stick to shot glasses--they're plentiful.

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    27. Re:Where to buy extras? by jred · · Score: 1

      But then you can't actually *use* the shot glasses!

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    28. Re:Where to buy extras? by technos · · Score: 1

      Naw.. SGI will drop ship to any old no-name so long as their D&B doesn't suck.

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    29. Re:Where to buy extras? by fmaxwell · · Score: 1

      Most hardware stores don't sell metric screws.

      Maybe that's true of the hardwares stores in Outer Bumphuck, Alabama, but they sell metric screws at every major hardware store that I've been in lately. They may not have the exact style that you want for a PC case, but they sure as heck will have metric screws.

    30. Re:Where to buy extras? by PetWolverine · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't want to drink while reassembling a computer. That's cannabis time. Drinking comes later.

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    31. Re:Where to buy extras? by RzUpAnmsCwrds · · Score: 1

      Home Depot does indeed sell metric screws. Pretty cheap, too.

    32. Re:Where to buy extras? by Big+Nothing · · Score: 1

      "If I had mod points I'd mod you up.

      Mod him up? What for-- +1, Slob?"

      Perhaps '+1, Geek'?

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    33. Re:Where to buy extras? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do you spend so much time posting things like this to slashdot?

      ... sorry, had to :-P

    34. Re:Where to buy extras? by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      Any self-respecting geek has a jar filled with hundreds of them on their desk.

      That's exactly why I asked - I currently have no such jar. ;-)

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    35. Re:Where to buy extras? by Confused · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, the metric screws are the easy ones, you can get them everywhere, the whole civilized world is using them. The hard one are those weird screws using that imperial measurement. Usually they come in some strange dimension like 13/59.

    36. Re:Where to buy extras? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RTFA, and LATFA: look at the fucking ads.

    37. Re:Where to buy extras? by Tassach · · Score: 1
      Any self-respecting geek has a jar filled with hundreds of them on their desk
      Nah, a true self-respecting geek has a couple dozen jars, with all the screws sorted by size, head type, and thead pitch. Double geek points if the jars are all labeled. Triple the score if the labels are barcoded.
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    38. Re:Where to buy extras? by Tassach · · Score: 1

      Baby food jars. Easy to come by if you have any friends or relatives with rugrats.

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    39. Re:Where to buy extras? by ID_Roamer · · Score: 1

      Star Components sells a box with about 100 each of the 5 basic types, and jumpers, kind of like a small tackle box. I bought one about 2 years ago, cost around $15. Probably too much, but it fits in my tool box and my customers are thrilled when I replace all the missing screws the last tech didn't bother to reinstall.

      I know some guys think they are unnecessary, but the customers don't know, they think it was designed for a screw, it should have a screw. Gets me lots of repeat business and referrals.

  30. What I want to see... by Polo · · Score: 1

    What I've wanted to do for years is to go down to Fry's and just buy a Monster Screw Assortment. You know, 100 of each kind.

    I have a bin full of (non-matching) screws from cases I've assembled over the years and what I really really would love to do is to throw them all out.

    I did it a few years back with my kitchen silverware - I bought 2 complete sets of new silverware, took it home and threw out all the old stuff. Every single old, knife, fork and spoon got pitched. Now everything matches.

    I would love to be able to do the same thing when assembling and taking apart my machines.

    Does anybody sell such a thing?

    1. Re:What I want to see... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I have a bin full of (non-matching) screws..."

      Don't throw them out, open a Screw Museum.

    2. Re:What I want to see... by thefultonhow · · Score: 5, Informative

      CyberGuys sells both every type of screw conceivable and a bin with a screw assortment (just in case you need a particular kind).

    3. Re:What I want to see... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      bah, conformist!

    4. Re:What I want to see... by Endive4Ever · · Score: 1

      Yes, but knowing CyberGuys, the USB interface on the assortment bin will still be USB 1, and everybody knows you want your fancy screw assortment bin to be USB 2.0 compliant.

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    5. Re:What I want to see... by Anomalous+Coward · · Score: 1

      I think you're looking for the StarTech Screw Kit, available lots of places. Actually, Gateway has it for pretty cheap, oddly enough.

    6. Re:What I want to see... by WuphonsReach · · Score: 1

      CyberGuys sells the same sort of stuff that your corner-shop PC store does. Big advantage is that their online catalog is pretty well done for a small shop and the prices are quite reasonable. Very little brand-name, but as long as you stick to the commodity stuff, you'll have no problems. (They do now sell some name brand stuff, don't remember if they did before or not.)

      I've probably ordered a few hundred dollars worth of bits, cables and misc parts from them over the past few years and I've not had a problem.

      (Yes, I realize now that you were being funny...)

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  31. Why are you on Slashdot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You don't seem to speak binary. Let's see:
    10 in binary = 1*2^1 + 0*2^0 = 2 + 0 = 2

    You silly git.

    1. Re:Why are you on Slashdot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I feel sorry for you that you wasted so much time and effort on such an obvious troll.

  32. The coalescion[ESC-db]calcification of fact. by torpor · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It seems to me that the Internet is still growing, larger and larger, every day. It is a beautiful thing.

    The fact that there is now a 'screw guide' in existence just floors me, at a point in my life where I simply thought I would never be flabbergasted again ...

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    1. Re:The coalescion[ESC-db]calcification of fact. by zoney_ie · · Score: 1

      Search online for 'staplers' and 'history'.

      I instantly thought of this after your comments because some time back our local ISP (home.eircom.net) has a site of the day. They had an intricately designed site devoted to staplers one day.

      I can't be bothered finding the link, so I did a search and was blown away by the number of sites devoted to this subject. Needless to say, I still couldn't be bothered finding the aforementioned site.

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  33. Re:Oooohhhh boy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you have been trolled monkeyboy

  34. Where is 'Clip-On/Slid-In (COSI)' PC cases? by maliabu · · Score: 4, Funny

    i would like to see some clip-on/slid-in cases and parts.

    many furnitures can be assembled without screws, and they're pretty solid and stable, i'm sure one can achieve that in computers.

    the lack of screws will also eliminate newbie mistakes of "make sure your motherboard is not in any contact with the case because of screws".

    1. Re:Where is 'Clip-On/Slid-In (COSI)' PC cases? by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 1

      You forgot velcro.

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    2. Re:Where is 'Clip-On/Slid-In (COSI)' PC cases? by tupps · · Score: 1

      The old Mac LC cases (early to mid 90's) had practically no screws.

      From memory the motherboard, powersupply, floppy drive and hard drive had no screws. Everything was plastic clips, that grabbed around the hard drive and floppy drive, and for the motherboard instead of screw holes there was rectangular holes through which a clip would poke through (much like the front of many tower cases).

      I can't remember how the powersupply was secured but I remember it wasn't to difficult to remove.

      Since that case many mac cases have needed a few screws, but you can get a lot of things quite easily, things like drive sleds make it quite easy to get hard drives and cd rom drives in and out. Happily many PC now use drive sleds or rails to secure these devices.

      Thanks

      Luke

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    3. Re:Where is 'Clip-On/Slid-In (COSI)' PC cases? by aderusha · · Score: 1

      you can replace damn near anything in a modern hp/compaq server without the use of any screws whatsoever (this includes mounting the unit into a rack as well). only swapping the system board involves a screwdriver.

    4. Re:Where is 'Clip-On/Slid-In (COSI)' PC cases? by smeenz · · Score: 1
      Because then you move the problem from being having to find a screw that fits to having to find the strangely shaped piece of metal/plastic that is required to fit the cdrom/hardd rive/floppy drive into the screwless mounting bay.

      and belive me, finding the screw is much easier.

    5. Re:Where is 'Clip-On/Slid-In (COSI)' PC cases? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those LC cases were wonderful for working on. It's also tempting to say that because of the machine's simplicity that they can do that.

      However, a powermac 9500 has a full tower case, 4 drive bays, room for its 4 (or 5?) PCI slots, as much stuff as a modern PC would have, and all it has is 4 thumbscrews at the rear to disassemble, everything else clips undone. the PSU, speaker, drives, motherboard, cable holders, everything. While that case design has been criticized heavily for hiding RAM in hard to get to places, the rest of the clip-together design is awesome to work with. Drive sleds were standard across several models, and if apple were sensible enough to standardise on other components such as PSUs, everything would be interchangeable too. They almost got there.

      Screws suck

    6. Re:Where is 'Clip-On/Slid-In (COSI)' PC cases? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, this is a terrible terribe idea, as evidenced by old IBM Aptiva cases (around the 233 mhz era.)

      There were maybe one or two screws used in the entire process, but the screws were replaced with the most savage form of idiocy I've encountered in a case.

      Around three sides of one of the large side panels were a series of rounded sheet metal teeth. These would supposedly slide easily into corresponding sockets in the case itself. The only problem was you had to get each of the approximately 50 or so teeth to slide in at once, or the case would not close properly.

      I damn near cut my finger off more than once trying to get the bloomin teeth to go in the holes.

    7. Re:Where is 'Clip-On/Slid-In (COSI)' PC cases? by stile · · Score: 1
      make sure your motherboard is not in any contact with the case because of screws

      Why? Those metal plates are connected to the ground of the motherboard, which is connected to the ground of the power supply, which (I hope) is connected to the case. No harm done. Probably good for it. I've never had a problem.

      Besides, why would motherboard manufacturers specifically make a little metal pad around the screw holes if they didn't expect the screw to be touching it?

    8. Re:Where is 'Clip-On/Slid-In (COSI)' PC cases? by spectrokid · · Score: 1

      have you seen the inside of the new dell tower cases? All greeny slider thingies; and no floppy: yahooo!!!

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    9. Re:Where is 'Clip-On/Slid-In (COSI)' PC cases? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I once bought one of those slide in cases, it was great at first. Then I needed to add another HD, and then another. The only available place for the last one was the very top. After installing it (7200 RPM) I discovered it became very hot so I bought a cooler fan that fits in a drive bay space. After 2 days I finally made the damn thing fit and stay in place. I have never removed anything from this box so the moral of the story is don't ever buy cases that have the little slide in rails for drives...

      Those little thumb screws on the other hand are the shit. I must have bought 100 of those and worth every penny.

    10. Re:Where is 'Clip-On/Slid-In (COSI)' PC cases? by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      Actually I do have a Thermaltake Xaser case which seems to have been designed to work without any screws. They have some weird plastic lock mechanism for holding the PCI/AGP cards, and cute little plastic rails for the drives.

      The problems are many.

      Let's take the drive rails. They're good at fine, except they don't fit my ATA Zip Drive. So I have a perfectly good drive, which could be screwed into any other case without problem. But I can't use it in the Xaser because the holes aren't in the same place as on a floppy. And I'm not about to drill new holes into a drive myself. (If nothing else, for fear of going into the PCB or internal mechanisms.)

      So I ended up buying an external Firewire Zip Drive instead.

      Then the PCI/AGP card holders. They'd be good and fine, except when the PCB is a millimeter taller than what the case designer had in mind. Then the only way to secure the card involves applying brute force to take the plastic thing apart, and then reassemble it (by brute force again) after you put the card in without it. And massive swearing, of course.

      Both graphics cards and both sound cards I had so far are too tall. And that's all the cards I ever wanted to put in that computer.

      Is it stupid, or is it stupid?

      No, thanks. For my next case I'll explicitly ask for one with screws.

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    11. Re:Where is 'Clip-On/Slid-In (COSI)' PC cases? by dave420-2 · · Score: 1

      I usually hate cases from the big PC manufacturers, but I used a compaq for the first (and only) time at a job I had a couple of years back. You could dismantle the whole thing without a screwdriver, which was pretty cool if your job was opening them up and tinkerin' with the innards.

    12. Re:Where is 'Clip-On/Slid-In (COSI)' PC cases? by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > And I'm not about to drill new holes into a drive myself.

      Excuse me, I don't know if this is feasible with the design of the case, but couldn't you just drill new holes into the plastic rail?

    13. Re:Where is 'Clip-On/Slid-In (COSI)' PC cases? by JonKatzIsAnIdiot · · Score: 1

      There has been so many failed attempts at the "Easy on, easy off" case, it's beyond amusing. The first I remember were the old IBM PS/2 model 25's. Nobody could get those stupid cases back together properly. If you showed up at a job, and the two halves were perfectly aligned, you knew that you were the first tech to open the bloody thing since it left the factory.

      I don't think IBM's physical engineering has improved much since. Has anyone out there tried to connect a USB cable to one of their RSA cards? The port is located so close to the edge that the insulation on the cable bumps up against the case and doesn't let the cable seat properly. One slight touch and the cable falls out. Wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't the cable that you depend on to administer the server remotely.

  35. And it's already slashdotted... by xoran99 · · Score: 0

    If the world were perfect, all screws would fit all holes and this site wouldn't be slashdotted...

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  36. You need a guide for this!? by theLOUDroom · · Score: 4, Interesting

    As long as you have nerve endings in your fingers, you should not need a guide for what screw goes where.

    Just try one that looks right. If it's too small go bigger. If it feels like it's cross threading, use the other thread style (fine/coarse). If it feels like it's getting hard to screw too soon try a shorter one.

    There, that's the whole damn guide. We're not talking a about a device that needs grade 5 bolts in one place an normal bolts in another. It's all obvious. Just follow this simple rule:
    If it feels wrong, it's wrong, don't force it.

    It should be applied to ANY screwing you do ;)

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    1. Re:You need a guide for this!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it feels wrong, it's wrong, don't force it.
      That's where get confused with this whole Mac thing.

    2. Re:You need a guide for this!? by el-spectre · · Score: 1

      Alternately, just get a tap and die set... the really small kind...

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    3. Re:You need a guide for this!? by Endive4Ever · · Score: 2, Funny

      If it feels wrong, it's wrong, don't force it.

      Naw. Just keep a 6-32 and an 8-24 tap on hand. Any screw is either going to be a 6-32, or bigger or smaller. If it's a 6-32, put in your 6-32 screw. If it's smaller retap the hole with the 6-32 tap. If it's larger, retap the hole with the 8-24 tap.

      Or use pop rivets.

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    4. Re:You need a guide for this!? by theLOUDroom · · Score: 1

      Or use pop rivets.

      Wow that's BOFH-like. Imagine the next poor sap who has to work on that coumputer...

      (Drilling out the rivets would get metal shavings all over the motherboard.)

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    5. Re:You need a guide for this!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If it feels wrong, it's wrong, don't force it.

      Bah, you're no engineer. The rule is :

      If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway

    6. Re:You need a guide for this!? by King_TJ · · Score: 1

      Actually, I wasn't able to see this guide because the site has apparently exceeded their bandwidth allotment with all the /.ing.

      But what I was personally hoping to read on there was an explanation for all the odd little plastic pieces that usually come in the bag of screws/fasteners with a PC case.

      I never had any confusion on using the proper screws for things (floppy drives and CD-ROM drives generally use the smaller of the two most common size screws in the bags, hard drives and PC cards screw in with the larger size, and short/stubby screws are typically for fastening down a motherboard). But I've never really seen what to do with those L-shaped plastic fasteners (typically white or beige colored, and you usually only get 1 or 2 with a parts bag)? They look like you're supposed to slide the edge of a motherboard into them and then they snap down onto the case somehow, helping hold the board in place -- but I've never seen anyone really make use of them. Boards stay in just fine by screwing them down (with brass fasteners below the board), or in some cases, in combination with the white plastic "stand-offs" that snap into the holes on the motherboard and hook into the slots cut into the case for them.

    7. Re:You need a guide for this!? by shadowbearer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well said!, yes, but :)

      If it feels wrong, it's wrong, don't force it.

      Man, you wouldn't *believe* how many times I've run across screws that were literally forced into the wrong holes (cross threaded or wrong threads, or wrong size). I don't own a full tap set for nothing.

      You're assuming that a lot of these kids^H^H^H^H people screwing^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H assembling boxes know what cross threading a screw even means, much less what it feels like. I currently work in a hardware store, in addition to fixing machines in my spare time, and I've seen and heard it all too often.

      It's not something that you can teach over the Internet; it needs hands-on (Note to Self: cut the jokes already) teaching.

      Seriously tho:

      My feeling (after fixing so many MCSE^H^H^H^H inexperienced screwups), is that if someone can't even figure out which screws will fit properly then they probably have no business whatsoever assembling a whole machine inside a case (installing components that mount to the case is the *easy* part, fer crying out loud! ) /rant :) :)

      I just had to get that off my chest...dammit, it's hard to be serious about this when you're giggling constantly *grin*

      Yeah, we all learn somewhere. I understand that. But at least *ask* someone before you muck up $80 of hardware? (then try to return it) - I know many techs aren't willing to spend the time, but there are others who are. (as a side note, it's amazing how much more people listen to a hardware guy vs. how they listen to a computer tech. It's been enlightening, sad, and infuriating at the same time)

      Note: This is one of those subjects that there will never, ever be agreement on. So be it. Twenty years ago I was rethreading spark plug ports, and for the same reason.

      It should be applied to ANY screwing you do ;)

      Especially the kind that can result in fork() ;)

      SB

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    8. Re:You need a guide for this!? by jandrese · · Score: 1

      According to the article (it's back up now), you're almost completely wrong. The author does make a good point, I have never _ever_ seen a case where they bother to tell you which screw is which. I (like pretty much every Slashdotter I'd bet) figured it out by just trying to thread each one and seeing which fit. I think I've got some floppy drive screws holding in some of my CD-ROMs because they were the only ones small enough to not bang on the sides of the card cage when i tried to put the drive in.

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    9. Re:You need a guide for this!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (Drilling out the rivets would get metal shavings all over the motherboard.)

      Well then I hope they don't do it while the power is on. Or while somebody is hovering near the power cord they just unplugged.

    10. Re:You need a guide for this!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can always tell a Linux user from a MS user in /. comments. How? Most sane web browsers (read: that work on Windows) don't leave the fucking control for backspace in there.

      ^H^H^H^H!

    11. Re:You need a guide for this!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As long as you have nerve endings in your fingers

      Not all of us have nerve endings in our fingers, you insensitive clod!

    12. Re:You need a guide for this!? by Lil'wombat · · Score: 1

      If it Jams, force it.

      If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.

      (Apologies to the Murphy's Law Folks)

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    13. Re:You need a guide for this!? by King_TJ · · Score: 1

      It says I'm wrong? Ok, now I have to go read the thing and see what they're talking about.

      I've been building PCs for 14 years, and I'm quite positive the smaller thread screws in the parts bags get used for the floppy drives and the CD-ROM drives, etc. etc.

      Maybe they're assuming you have a larger variety of screw sizes than most PC cases I've seen ship with?

  37. Antec Cases by Speare · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I bought a couple of Antec cases, and I swear half the money went into a bag of extra screws and jumpers. It must have been a quarter pound of assorted nickel-plated fasteners, per case.

    I also keep a plastic vial in my zippered toolset, and if I ever end up with unused screws, I put them in that. A mentor in college taught me that these leftovers are the fruits of "system improvements." You know, three screws can hold a hard drive, especially in a box you don't keep at your desk. The fourth one is an optimization, and a handy thing to keep in your cache.

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    1. Re:Antec Cases by Afrosheen · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Three screws? For what? Most of mine do just fine with 2 each. That way I always have just enough for the next drive. :)

    2. Re:Antec Cases by devilspgd · · Score: 1

      So now you're telling me you're supposed to screw in drives and stuff?

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    3. Re:Antec Cases by spun · · Score: 4, Funny

      Dude, I just use an old sock and some bubble wrap and kinda wedge the suckers in wherever I can fit 'em.

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    4. Re:Antec Cases by tkg · · Score: 1

      Not really. That's why Duct Tape was invented.

    5. Re:Antec Cases by devilspgd · · Score: 2, Funny

      And here I thought the standard was hanging out the side being held in place by ribbon cables...

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  38. Screws are like women... by AsnFkr · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...Push hard enough and they will fit in any hole. (mod me down)

    1. Re:Screws are like women... by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure, but you may have it backwards...

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    2. Re:Screws are like women... by Ozan · · Score: 2, Funny

      Now that's a far-stretched example.

    3. Re:Screws are like women... by back_pages · · Score: 1
      ...Push hard enough and they will fit in any hole. (mod me down)

      Sheesh, that's just what they told you back in prison. Nice try tossing in a reference to women. Oops, does "tossing" have a bad connotation?

      (Nothing personal, just playing the innuendo game.)

    4. Re:Screws are like women... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You just leave dwarves out of this.

    5. Re:Screws are like women... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, women are like screen doors.

      The more you bang them the looser they get.

    6. Re:Screws are like women... by advocate_one · · Score: 1

      Don't push it, don't force it, let it happen naturally...

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  39. So, what do I do with the fiber washers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    So, what do I do with the fiber washers? The site's sladhdotted, and I want to know.

    1. Re:So, what do I do with the fiber washers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're used to mechanically cushion the top of the motherboard from the motherboard screws, and sometimes to cushion the hard drive mounts from the case. They usually don't have enough in the packet that comes with the case, though.

    2. Re:So, what do I do with the fiber washers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You use it between the MB and the spacer. you still ground from the upper contact of the MB but it will be harder to crack the MB from overtightening

    3. Re:So, what do I do with the fiber washers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In my experience:

      If the motherboard boots on the desktop (ie: with the MB sitting on a piece of cardboard) but does not boot when properly mounted in the case, I'll use the fibre washers on the brass mounting post to insulate the motherboard ground from the case ground. It works every time.

  40. Bah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Real geeks thread their own screws. =D

    1. Re:Bah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Real geeks dont need screws, they just have all their hardware on the floor or maybe duct taped inside a cardboard box

    2. Re:Bah! by Shriek · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but are they thread-safe?

  41. Re:OH JESUS CHRIST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fully - you'd think he'd at least get the spelling of screw right - its not THAT hard to include a "r"

  42. Of course... by MrPower · · Score: 5, Funny

    it's all in the wrist!

  43. The best part by 3Suns · · Score: 4, Informative

    The best part of the article is the link in the sidebar to Fastener Hut

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    1. Re:The best part by Saeger · · Score: 1, Interesting
      And the best part about FastenerHut.com is that I noticed the site is powered by the open source e-commerce solution osCommerce (though you might know it since they removed the 'Powered by' text from the footer). That means they can pass additional savings on from not having to pay an arm and a leg for a traditional commercial package.

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  44. Little primer by Chris+Siegler · · Score: 4, Informative
    Already slashdotted, but I'll give a short primer for those confused diy'ers You generally only need two different size screws: M3 and 6-32.

    The M3 always seem to come in the same length and get used for 3.5" floppy drives, DVD-ROM, CDROM, Burner (ie anything that goes into the 5 1/4" bays). They usually get used to attach the motherboard by screwing into the brass standoffs that the mobo sits on (more on that later).

    The 6-32 get used to secure PCI/AGP cards onto the case, for securing the case side panels, and sometimes also fit the standoffs used to secure a motherboard (Enlight cases are an example of this). If you try to put an M3 screw into a standoff that wants a 6-32, it will probably work going in but not out, which pretty much sucks but we've all done it. It's pretty hard to differentiate a 6-32 brass standoff from a M3 one just by looking at it.

    Hard drives also use 6-32 screws, but they have to be shorter than what ordinarily gets used elsewhere. The hard drive manufacturers aren't obvious about what length is recommended, but 1/4" or 4mm is about right. For some cases with removable drive bays (like Antec), the hex head screws stick out too far and won't work, so you'll need a flat head. This is usually where the bag of screws you get with the case comes in useful, so I try to use those first. You don't want to use an ordinary 6-32 length screws (not sure how long they are), since they could damage the drive.

    Other than screws, I suggest buying some paper washers that go between the screw and the motherboard. Not really necessary, but they insure that there's no electrical short and prevent damage of the motherboard. Well worth the $0.10 each or whatever.

    Since you never seem to get directions with a case (or they're totally incomprehensible), I suggest separating all the hardware into groups to figure out what you've got. It's easiest just to buy the screws and washers in bulk and not mess with all the different weird screws you'll ordinarily get though.

    1. Re:Little primer by MattBurke · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Other than screws, I suggest buying some paper washers that go between the screw and the motherboard. Not really necessary, but they insure that there's no electrical short and prevent damage of the motherboard.

      around the screwholes in motherboards is usually a ring of soldered area which is actually designed to meet the risers and form a ground connection...

    2. Re:Little primer by WuphonsReach · · Score: 1

      Other than screws, I suggest buying some paper washers that go between the screw and the motherboard. Not really necessary, but they insure that there's no electrical short and prevent damage of the motherboard. Well worth the $0.10 each or whatever.

      Now there's something that I've always wondered about, whether or not the motherboard is supposed to be mounted on insulated pegs or if the stand-offs and screws are supposed to make electrical contact. (Paper washers *underneath* the motherboard I would imagine would be darn near impossible, but most stand-offs are conductive which leads me to believe it's supposed to be grounded/contact.)

      I have yet to see it stated either way in any motherboard manual that I've read, anyone got a definitive link as to which way this is supposed to be? You're saying not, and I'd like to give you the benefit of the doubt, but would prefer hard-copy.

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    3. Re:Little primer by theLOUDroom · · Score: 3, Informative

      Other than screws, I suggest buying some paper washers that go between the screw and the motherboard. Not really necessary, but they insure that there's no electrical short and prevent damage of the motherboard. Well worth the $0.10 each or whatever.

      I would suggest NOT doing that. Those holes are designed to be electrically grounded to the chassis. The electrical engineers who designed your motherboard are smart enough to know that people use metal screws in metal computer cases.

      If you insulate one of those holes, a ground connection that your motherboard manfacturer was expecting to be made, is not being made. This typically would not cause a problem, as there are plenty of other ground connections to the motherboard, but there is nothing to be gained by removing some of them.

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    4. Re:Little primer by Lxy · · Score: 1

      Back in the day standoffs were plastic. They were those easy to install but impossible to remove thingies. As far as I can remember, there's always been that solder ring and whether using plastic or metal standoffs, the board didn't seem to mind. Also, I've never seen the solder rings connected to anything, unless it's in the middle layers of the motherboard. Either way, it's perfectly safe to install it without paper washers.

      All that aside, I'm still trying to wrap my head around the fact that you can buy one single screw online for $.05 and have it shipped. :-)

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    5. Re:Little primer by Chris+Siegler · · Score: 1

      If you've returned an Asus board recently (RMA service), when you get a replacement you get a nice help sheet that suggests using paper washers, so they don't seem to agree.

      Sometimes the grounded area will be too small (or the screw too big). Sometimes you'll also get an area with too much solder so that the screw will angle as it gets tightened, so that it rubs against the PCB board (which voids the warranty).

      I've built a couple hundred systems and had good results.

    6. Re:Little primer by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

      EXCELLENT post.

      A note: 1/4" screws of any size/thread are generally not available at your local hardware store anymore. There may be exceptions - I'm aware of a few - but most of the time they are not a high sales item, so they are probably not stocked. Ask at the store; they can probably get them, but you'll have to order a box (typically a 100/box).

      WRT to washers, however, you can substitute rubber washers, which in my experience are available in those sizes at most hardware stores with a decent nuts/bolts section. Again, ask if they aren't. Nearly all the catalogs carry them (in particular the Hillman catalogs), but it's a matter of stock space vs. sales for the particular store.

      Rubber washers also have the advantage of being more vibration resistant - that is, they provide more of a buffer between the mounted drive and the case. I use them on all my hard drive and cdrom mounts (and often on fan mounts) and they also tend to reduce vibrational noise somewhat. (every little bit helps :) Use rubber washers on both sides of the screw (between the screw head and between the drive and the case partition). This may require a longer screw - 3/8" is a good size, depending on the washer. A lock washer is not a bad idea to fill the extra if the 3/8" is too long - the lock washer also guarantees that you won't lose the tension on the rubber washers that provides you with vibration noise reduction.

      It's easiest just to buy the screws and washers in bulk and not mess with all the different weird screws you'll ordinarily get though.

      Excellent advice, especially when it's 4AM and you're one screw short :)

      Just my experience, but my ex-SO couldn't stand the noise, so....

      SB

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    7. Re:Little primer by theLOUDroom · · Score: 2, Informative

      Sometimes the grounded area will be too small (or the screw too big).

      Sure, no matter what area they reserve, someone could always come up with a screw bigger than this area. All this means is to use screws that are the right size. Just as you can't use 6" long screws, you can't use 6" diameter screws.

      Sometimes you'll also get an area with too much solder so that the screw will angle as it gets tightened, so that it rubs against the PCB board (which voids the warranty).

      You let them refuse warranty service as a result of their own manufacturing defects? Sounds like you need to get tougher with your suppliers. Not trying to rip on you here, just to let you know that it's their fault, not yours.


      Those holes are supposed to be grounded, I wouldn't be suprised if it's actually called out explicitly somewhere, like the ATX specification. That spec at least calls for a keep-out area around mounting holes for exactly the reasons you describe.

      In short, I would blame your boards, not the screws. If putting a reasonably sized screw in the hole messes up the board, the manufacturer F'ed up, not you. You shouldn't need washers, someone made a mistake.

      Just be glad the boards you work with don't have 77 screws holding them to the chassis :)

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    8. Re:Little primer by shadowbearer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I wonder about that.

      On the one hand,the contact areas around the screw holes isn't typically (with one or two exceptions) connected to anything on the board, much less the board ground. That tells me that it's not that important.

      OTOH, why would the engineers (at the additional cost/board, small, but still there) include the extra traces on the board?

      I've always made sure the board was grounded thru at least one screw; even in the old plastic riser days. It's been nearly twenty years since I built a 8086 clone, I can't remember if the mobo mounts were grounded or not.

      with too much solder so that the screw will angle as it gets tightened, so that it rubs against the PCB board (which voids the warranty).

      Hrmmm....shouldn't that be a manufacturer defect? Even if one is using washers, if the screw rubs against anything conductive on the board the conductive part is just a *little* too close to the screw...using (Asus's?) reasoning...

      Anyone have any real info on this? I'm not a EE/board designer.

      I, too, have built many hundreds of systems, never had a problem (although I have have had problems with systems I assembled onbench that had no mobo to case ground, in particular with older 486 sys and ISA cards not working until the mobo was grounded). To make it clear, those sys were put together on a rubber mat, with no case, and occasionally (especially with video cards) the system wouldn't boot until I made sure the board was grounded with a wire between a board mount and the power supply case).
      Needless to say, I don't do that anymore :)

      Wow, talk about YMMV :) this is the first time I've seen this discussed on /. :)

      SB

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    9. Re:Little primer by Chris+Siegler · · Score: 0

      Just to be clear I meant riser->motherboard->washer->screw.

      So the riser still meets the motherboard, but the screw doesn't.

    10. Re:Little primer by teamhasnoi · · Score: 1
      For anyone who cares, the twin cities store that he links to is the best computer store ever. I have purchased exclusively from them for the last 7-8 years. Service is great, prices are fantastic, and the guys there are knowegable and nice.

      I would've bought my powerbook there if they had them...:)

      These guys are worth any dime you spend on hardware.

    11. Re:Little primer by flink · · Score: 1

      On the one hand,the contact areas around the screw holes isn't typically (with one or two exceptions) connected to anything on the board, much less the board ground. That tells me that it's not that important.

      I believe motherboard PCBs tend to have many layers, so the traces you see on the surface aren't the only ones connecting the components. It's possible that the surface solder is splashed over a whole mess of pads that terminate around the hole.

    12. Re:Little primer by shadowbearer · · Score: 1


      Yes, modern computer PCBs have many layers.

      If there are unintended connections between the critical traces and the mounting hole, then that mobo is and/or defective/badly manufactered.

      SB

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    13. Re:Little primer by zerocool^ · · Score: 3, Informative

      I would suggest NOT doing that. Those holes are designed to be electrically grounded to the chassis.

      Incorrect. ATX Power supplies have a plethera of ground wires, which ground inside the power supply, which ground into the wall outlet. What good would grounding something to your case do? There's no electrical difference, unless your floor is the ground and your case isn't on plastic feet.

      Many cases (including mine) provide *plastic* risers for motherboards.

      ~Will

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    14. Re:Little primer by Ateryx · · Score: 1

      thanks for the tip, i'm a umn student and will now shop there for all needs, vs. newegg if their deals are good. i always like supporting a local store

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      "The truth suffers from too much analysis"
    15. Re:Little primer by crisco · · Score: 1

      but if the riser is conductive...

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      Bleh!

    16. Re:Little primer by theLOUDroom · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Incorrect. ATX Power supplies have a plethera of ground wires, which ground inside the power supply, which ground into the wall outlet. What good would grounding something to your case do? There's no electrical difference, unless your floor is the ground and your case isn't on plastic feet.

      Electrically, it's VERY different. Obviously you know nothing about radio frequency electronics. Ever heard of shielding? That's why your case is grounded.

      I said motherboards are designed for those holes to be grounded. I didn't say they HAD to be, just that it's expected. You'd have to be a real idiot to design a generic motherboard that couldn't cope with grounded mounting screws. A better chassis ground is going to give you better EMI suppression. It's not 100% necessary, but it's not going to hurt anything.

      Many cases have plastic windows in the side. That doesn't mean it's a good practice from an electrical standpoint, or that computer cases are made of metal for no reason. Personally, I wonder why the FCC hasn't cracked down on the sale of cases with plastic windows in the side.

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    17. Re:Little primer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, the ground connection is made with the brass riser from the base plate to the motherboard. The purpose of the paper washers is not to insulate, but to cushion the interface between the component-side of the system board (motherboard to non-IBMers) and the screw head. It helps to prevent ablation of the solder near the mount hole in case the board has to be repeadly removed and reinstalled.

      In short, the paper washers are essential, and no, they don't insulate the grond points from the chassis. They're there for mechanical reasons.

    18. Re:Little primer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I suggest buying some paper washers that go between the screw and the motherboard. Not really necessary, but they insure that there's no electrical short and prevent damage of the motherboard. Well worth the $0.10 each or whatever.

      Wow, ten cents is really quite a cheap premium for an insurance policy. Is that ten cents a year or month or what? What is the maximum payout that the insurance company will give you if your motherboard is shorted out, and is there a deductable?

    19. Re:Little primer by dustman · · Score: 1

      The riser *is* conductive, by design. It's a ground circuit.

    20. Re:Little primer by jred · · Score: 1
      Many cases have plastic windows in the side. That doesn't mean it's a good practice from an electrical standpoint, or that computer cases are made of metal for no reason. Personally, I wonder why the FCC hasn't cracked down on the sale of cases with plastic windows in the side.


      Maybe because it doesn't make as big a difference as people think? These cases have been available commercially long enough for the FCC to notice.
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    21. Re:Little primer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      paper washers prevent overtorque damage. you *want* ground to ground contact, and you are getting it trough the screw! If you were trying to prevent contact you wouln't place traces near screws!

    22. Re:Little primer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Conductive riser - conductive ring on motherboard - insulating washer - screw screwed into donductive riser

      What EXACTLY is the point of the washer?

    23. Re:Little primer by mikelambert70 · · Score: 1

      The purpose of the fiber washer is to prevent damage to the motherboard by the turning motion of the screw.

      Otherwise an enterprising fellow can actually twist the contacts off the surface of the motherboard by turning the screw way too tight (screw catches on to the soft tinning and starts to twist the tin and the contact beneath), I've seen this happen once.

      Guy tried to claim 'warranty repair' because obviously the mb is faulty when things just peel off like that! Dear mister, you don't treat your computer like you treat your truck or your motorbike.

    24. Re:Little primer by adolf · · Score: 1
      The difference is thus: You want your motherboard grounded. It's good for reducing EMI/RFI emissions. It's good for maintaining consistancy among all those cute little transmission lines ("traces" isn't quite adequate terminology when dealing with the RF signalling in a modern PC) that connect everything together.

      The engineer who designed the motherboard wanted a ground point at the screw hole, so he designed it that way. Hence, the cute little ring of solder-dots circling it (soft material to promote extra surface area for improved electrical contact), which would be bare green fiberglass if that weren't the intent. I've seen it both ways.

      But go ahead and think it's incorrect.

      Me, I want my electronics' RF ground to be as close to the source as possible. It is -such- a shorter path to ground to just use the fucking screws and stop trying to think yourself out of doing what is obviously better:

      Motherboard grounded with screws: Motherboard -> tray Connections to nearest to nearest shield: 1.
      Impedance: Near 0.

      Motherboard grounded with ATX power connector: a maze of perhaps a foot or two of copper ground plane, a foot or two of copper ATX power cable, a few inches of copper traces in the PSU, a steel power supply chassis, a steel computer chassis, and a steel computer mainboard tray.
      Connections to nearest shielding shield: ~5.
      Impedance: ??? (but certainly great enough that my cheap-ass Radio Shack DMM would be able to measure it)
      Added cost: Several paper washer of negative benefit.


      And this doesn't apply to just PCs, either. Go open up your DVD player. I'll wait.

      See that PCB over in the corner with a one or more largish square chips on it, with a bunch of connectors poking out through the back panel? See the screws holding it down? Remove one of them. I'll wait.

      See the chassis ground connection? Good. It's not accidental, and I didn't plant it there.

      Reassemble, and remember that DDR3200 and 8x AGP and other things unequivicably RF != 12VDC automotive electronics.

      "Plastic rivets" happen because it's -cheaper- to manufacture and assemble that way, not because it's better.

    25. Re:Little primer by SmlFreshwaterBuffalo · · Score: 1

      On the one hand,the contact areas around the screw holes isn't typically (with one or two exceptions) connected to anything on the board, much less the board ground.

      Three words: internal ground planes.

    26. Re:Little primer by juhaz · · Score: 1

      Idiotproofing, that is? Won't work. Don't you know that nature _always_ invents better idiot.

    27. Re:Little primer by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

      You're right, they *are* grounded (at least they're connected to each other, as a meter between several screw holes showed).

      I kind of always assumed they were; now I know :)

      SB

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  45. If the screw fits... by cybermint · · Score: 1

    If the screw fits and gets the job done, does it really matter? Once all the screws are tightly in place they're not going anywhere. Put the shell back on and no one would ever know you put the PCI screw on your hard drive, nor would they care. ...And if they did care they might have a strange fetish and I wouldn't trust them alone with my computer.

  46. Um... by jacobdp · · Score: 1

    Ah, no, actually it would be 7 * 5 * 42, or 1470 - quite realistic, actually.

  47. Fuzzy Logic? by maliabu · · Score: 2, Insightful

    where's our fuzzy logic? aren't we human supposed to have the ability to try things and adjust accordingly.

    next week we'll see "The Guide To Showers": If you prefer 32'C shower, turn the handle clock-wise 10 degree.....

  48. Speak for yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jealousy will get you nowhere!

  49. Hurrrrr... by Faust7 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Push hard enough and they will fit in any hole.

    And exactly what sort of holes does one stuff whole women into?

    1. Re:Hurrrrr... by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      I think women, when left to their own devices, will find something..

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    2. Re:Hurrrrr... by bonhomme_de_neige · · Score: 1
      And exactly what sort of holes does one stuff whole women into?

      Well, you'd be suprised ... I remember a guy in high school once said to me (out of the blue) "My sister fits in the microwave".

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    3. Re:Hurrrrr... by bm_luethke · · Score: 1

      Large barrels/crates for shipping from third world countries after ordering your bride?

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  50. Re:THINK ABOUT YOUR BREATHING by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ha, this troll sucks.

    When you start reading, you inadvertently forget to remember to breathe, and your body takes over again.

  51. whoa by bluewee · · Score: 1

    only 70 posts, and it is already down.... seems like they are screwed...

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  52. Hmmm by TheOnlyCoolTim · · Score: 1

    A while back I put together a computer for someone and I wound up getting a case that was built without a single screw. Not one, not for the drives, or anything, honest to god.

    Tim

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    1. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Link?

    2. Re:Hmmm by TheOnlyCoolTim · · Score: 1

      It was generic, even. I can't remember the name, but it was not a major high-end case manufacturer. Cheap, too.

      Tim

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  53. Just once. by fsandford · · Score: 0

    Just once I would like to RTFA before it is \.'d to hell. I geuss I will just have to go rattle the Mason jar full of extra screws and stand offs and think about what the article was about.

  54. What he meant to say... by Graelin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Cases are like women... push hard enough and they'll take a big screw in any hole.

    1. Re:What he meant to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the original was funnier

    2. Re:What he meant to say... by cliveholloway · · Score: 1

      Like, Duh! Do they let you out much?

      cLive ;_)

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  55. don't trust the techs either by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Last month a wireless start-up put an antenna up on my roof and sent 8 techs out to install wireless cards in two desktops (training some new techs, don't you know).

    So I move one box a week later and notice that the BIG thumbscrew isn't in the right hole on my new Antec SLK3700-BQE case.

    Further investigation reveals that the new card is in a slot with a too-big screw in the hole, but fortunately the tech didn't force it in and strip the threads. I had saved the bag of screws that Antec included (parts is parts) and got everything put back together, but sheesh!

  56. Definitely bookmark-worthy? by still+cynical · · Score: 4, Funny

    Thank you, no. I've already bookmarked a 404.

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    1. Re:Definitely bookmark-worthy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about the gayest 404 on the net: Here Holy mary

    2. Re:Definitely bookmark-worthy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't even get a 404. All I got was a page for a webhosting service. Some service, huh? Can't even handle a little slashdotting.

  57. You fail by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

    Case screws are not bought, as much as gathered. They simply show up, unasked. Volunteer screws. "Hey...here I am, what can I screw into!?!"

    They breed in desk drawers, behind PC cases, on the floor. Eventually, your vacuum eats them (or they eat it.
    They fall out of old PC's of their own accord.
    Rebuilding a PC for your friend is always a good source. There's always a few left over.

    Bottom line...if you need to buy PC screws, obviously, you're not tinkering enough.

    1. Re:You fail by dgmartin98 · · Score: 1

      Agreed ! In fact, if your case is screwed shut, then you should not be posting on Slashdot. Slashdot is "News for Nerds". In order to qualify as a true Slashdotter, your case should never be screwed shut - in case you need to make some hardware tweek, put a new fan in, or add in an additional hard drive.

      Looking on my desk, I see 1..2..8..10... ...14 (!?) screws. That's 4 for each side panel and 6 for ...hmmm... must be from the old CD burner I just upgraded.

      Dave

      ps. HIRE ME - I'm a wireless engineer in Vancouver, BC. (dg.martin@telus.net)

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  58. Re:Duh by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 1, Funny

    o god, please someone mod this thing up!
    I think i will make a parallel slash page with this idea, instead of slashcode, i will use phpnuke, the graphics will be smileys stolen from M$N, and it will have a "Better displayed with Internet E$plorer 2.1 for Mac OS 6" banner :)

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  59. Pocket screw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's called a pocket screw because if everything works, you put it in your pocket and forget all about it.

  60. Obligatory Soviet Russia joke by qrash · · Score: 0

    In soviet russia, screws work the other way around... oh wait, they do!

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  61. Wastefull techies! by GoMMiX · · Score: 1

    Don't you know, the more screws left over is simply a show of how much more efficient you can make a computer?

    I may well have one of the most efficient computers in the world!

  62. Jesus Christ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hope you idiot moderators know that the article the parent linked to is supposed to be satire. He recommends hitting your ram with a book to get it in place. If that doesn't give it away he recommends installing WinME and putting a pentium 4 in an AMD motherboard.

  63. 60 replies and its /. FUCK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No comment here. I would if I had anything to say, but I just want to get past the LAMENESS FILTER!

  64. Screws? by Heem · · Score: 1

    Computers have screws??

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  65. oh, just buy a Mac... no screws... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they have nuts though...

    like they say...

    two nuts in the hand are better than a screw in the bushes...

    hi hi...

  66. lol by bobdole369 · · Score: 1

    Article currently redirects to a hosting companies site...
    Wow! did we slashdot it back to oblivion or what?

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    1. Re:lol by GoMMiX · · Score: 1

      Lame...

      Looks to me like the hosting company is trying to benefit from some nice free advertising...

      That link should be removed - want advertising from /. you gotta pay for it.

    2. Re:lol by Grimster · · Score: 4, Informative

      Suspended sites NORMALLY redirect to the control panel but suspending this site didn't help the server recover so I removed the control panel redirect which resulted into a redirect to www.8-95.com (still not sure where I managed to set that at) which then resulted in www.8-95.com getting hammered.

      Now that I know this isn't a ddos (which is what I thought it was at first) I've put the content on a new server that should be able to handle this traffic.

      DNS is also pointing to the new server.

      In case you didn't figure it out I host this web site and have spent the last 30 minutes fighting what I THOUGHT was a DDOS and now that I check slashdot and see the link to this customer's site right on the top of the page, I KNOW what's happening and have done what I can to relieve the load.

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    3. Re:lol by Little+Brother · · Score: 1

      Ya know, if you write up an account of your experiences and post it to a website, the website will probably make it to the front page of slashdot...

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    4. Re:lol by Little+Brother · · Score: 1
      I know! I know! Have this article reposted as a Wiki entry on computer screws. That way the Wikipedia's servers could handle the excess bandwidth. Oh, wait, nevermind.

      In all serriousness, it might not be a bad thing to have on a wikipedia page, just make sure you DON'T TELL SLASHDOT!

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  67. Hey dumbass timothy, the link is a trick by forkspoon · · Score: 0

    The link to the story, http://www.bunkermentality.net/sg01.html, is a link to some "bargain computer parts" bullshit site. Why don't you check the link before you post the story, Timothy?

    Travis

  68. you knew this was coming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Soviet Russia, hole screws you.

  69. Crap I thought was being DDOS'd by Grimster · · Score: 4, Informative

    Then after I suspend the site thinking it's being DDOS'd I come refresh slashdot and what do I see?

    Folks that site is on a small shared server, their hosting plan is like a 3 gig per MONTH plan (and they've never used much over 2.5 gigs in a month) so that server croaked FAST.

    Now that I know it isn't a DDOS I'll see if I can get them on something that can handle it.

    (I host this site and just suspended it due to the traffic killing the server).

    They're on an empty server and DNS is updated, with some redirects going on, hopefully that'll help now.

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    1. Re:Crap I thought was being DDOS'd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Folks that site is on a small shared server, their hosting plan is like a 3 gig per MONTH plan

      It could be worse: we could have had to wait a few hours for the story.

    2. Re:Crap I thought was being DDOS'd by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      Guess you shoulda had the referrer checked and dumped /. users to a static page or something. Oh well.

    3. Re:Crap I thought was being DDOS'd by Grimster · · Score: 1

      The first thing I check is the access_log for referrers and somewhere along the way it wasn't showing a referrer in the logs. It was looking as if it were raw hits straight to the url, no referrer listed in apache logs so I then figured it was a DDOS until I saw the link here.

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    4. Re:Crap I thought was being DDOS'd by shadowbearer · · Score: 1


      *tongue firmly in cheek*

      Knowledge is dangerous :)

      Sharing it can get you killed^H^H^H^H^H^H slashdotted *grinning*

      Good luck.

      SB

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    5. Re:Crap I thought was being DDOS'd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would redirect to tubgirl or something. Those slashdot editors are well-known cyber-terrorists.

  70. Bookmark-worthy 404s by Beolach · · Score: 1

    In Yahoo! Directory Humor > 404 Error I found the 404 Research Lab which links to my favorite 404 of all time: THCNET's 404. Also in the Yahoo! Directory and 404 Research Lab are other interesting/funny 404's

    BTW, the problem with the link in the /. article is actually not a 404. 404 is when a URL for a valid website is a file that is not found or doesn't exist; the link in /. redirects to an entirely different domain, which could be caused by any number of things other than a 404.

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    1. Re:Bookmark-worthy 404s by still+cynical · · Score: 1

      Actually, I did get a 404 the first few times I tried the link. Haven't bothered to try since.

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  71. ummmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are their really some people who read slashdot who do not know where each screw goes. Seriously... some stuff is "No Brainer"... Next we are going to get a slashdot article telling us how to turn the computer on.

    1. Re:ummmmm by TeddyR · · Score: 1

      um...

      When ATX cases first came out for the general public, several manufacturers had to have little instructions on the back power switch vs the front power switch/sleep mode/4 second off since they were getting so many support calls on the issue....

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  72. Too Easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bet Goatse.cx knows where they go. (No I won't post the link)

  73. Re:Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's an Esplorer? Is it that using a $ to "make fun" of Microsoft means more to you than making any sense at all? Yes, I think so. You're certainly at the right web site.

  74. with screwing in the title.. by Ieshan · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah, here goes the obvious:

    With screwing in the title, of *course* it's for your mom.

  75. Thumb screws by Mr2cents · · Score: 2, Informative

    Just bought a few anodized thumb screws at my local PC dealer, to replace the philips ones. It makes live a lot easier when you have to open your case, I consider it money well spent (and yes, they are colored).

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    1. Re:Thumb screws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Colored? I wouldn't trust a nigger screw any farther than I could spit in a hurricane.

    2. Re:Thumb screws by 87C751 · · Score: 1
      It makes live a lot easier when you have to open your case
      Open the case? Hell, man, real hardware hackers never close it up in the first place!
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    3. Re:Thumb screws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Warning: anodized screws are made of aluminium (or an alloy), and do not survive as much torque as steel ones do. They also tend to hide better under furniture as they are not metal coloured and are not attracted by magnets.

      I know this from much experience of repairing machines that MCSE types have opened to "take a look at" but "haven't done anything" to the hardware inside.

    4. Re:Thumb screws by Zeriel · · Score: 1

      Well, hell, if you spit with the wind, you must trust 'em a few miles at least, then.

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    5. Re:Thumb screws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, it would travel a mile in a circle and hit me in the back of the head.
      So it would actually be doing less work, just like a nigger.

    6. Re:Thumb screws by Zeriel · · Score: 1

      Not really, it'd spiral further out, centrifigal force and all.

      And hell, if I met you, I'd sneak up on you and hit you in the back of the head, too. Preferably with a shovel or something, just in case stupidity really is contagious.

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    7. Re:Thumb screws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, a nigger fantasizing about killing someone he doesn't like.
      Who'd a thunk it?
      Niggers really are the least evolved, most violent race.

      Go back to the cotton fields BOY.

    8. Re:Thumb screws by GSloop · · Score: 1

      It all depends on which way you're spitting.

      With the wind - it could be miles!

      I think what you meant to say is that you're a trolling bigoted ass.

      Cheers,
      Greg

    9. Re:Thumb screws by Zeriel · · Score: 1

      Right, because you can tell someone's skin color through the internet. Isn't my grammar and spelling too good for an uneducated "nigger?"

      Go back to seventh grade, and quit fuckin' your redneck sister. And thank you, for adding to the vast body of evidence that racists are intellectually stunted.

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    10. Re:Thumb screws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you aren't a nigger, and you aren't a racist, then why are you so offended that I called you a nigger?

      Everyone hates niggers, some people just don't know it.

      Ooooooooh quit fukin' my sister, how original. You niggers are so predictable, kind of like how my dog will run to catch a ball I've only pretended to throw.

      PS How can you tell that I'm a redneck through the internet?

    11. Re:Thumb screws by Zeriel · · Score: 1

      Point 1: I'm always offended by false statements.
      Point 2: Your assumptions are your own to hold, I suppose. But how can someone have an attitude and be unaware of it? It doesn't seem possible.
      Point 3: It is, of course, very easy to claim I'm "predictable" after the fact. I submit you had no idea I was going to accuse you of incest until the third time you read the sentence, after looking up the multi-syllable words.
      Point 4: "Who'd a thunk it?" "Go back to the cotton fields BOY." Fits the definition of a typical redneck thought perfectly.

      Oh, and to head off your next lame statement, it's impossible to stereotype rednecks, because the definition is equivalent to the "sterotype".
      By calling you a redneck, I'm saying you've chosen to be uneducated and ignorant, even provincial. You made that choice, you weren't born to it, and the very definition of redneck behavior is "uneducated, ignorant, and provincial."

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    12. Re:Thumb screws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I submit that you are a stupid nigger because you keep responding to this guy. YHBT, YHBT HARDCORE

    13. Re:Thumb screws by Zeriel · · Score: 1

      Who are YOU kidding? I'VE been trolling YOU, you ignorant fuck. =P

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  76. Mirror by FiberOpPraise · · Score: 4, Informative

    To save you some bandwidth, I can try to help. Mirror

    1. Re:Mirror by Grimster · · Score: 1

      Now that the site's on a differnt server it's no big deal, the pipe ain't the problem, it's slashdotting a site on a shared server with 300 other small sites on there with it ;)

      Though I'm sure the customer will appreciate it, since he'll probably wake up in the morning wondering how in the heck he owes $XX in overages and it's only the 3rd day of the month! haha

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  77. *PLEASE* post a mirror!!! by X86Daddy · · Score: 1

    I'm in desperate need of this information... they're like nails with little spiral thingies on them, but using the hammer tends to crash hard drive heads. This might be an conclusion to my endless RMAs, if only I could see the article!

  78. 5 out of 5... oh dear by brad-d · · Score: 5, Funny

    1st: scoring an invite to Orkut and subsequently having almost all of the invitations I send out being rejected.
    2nd: realising I'm still an INTJ personality type despite my best effort to change.
    3rd: scoring 5/5 on the 'name the screw test'.

    Things aren't looking up for me in the get-a-life-dept. are they?

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    1. Re:5 out of 5... oh dear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1st: scoring an invite to Orkut and subsequently having almost all of the invitations I send out being rejected.

      Don't worry -- this has nothing to do with you. It happens to a lot of folks around here. The fact is, Natalie Portman just isn't interested in joining Orkut.

    2. Re:5 out of 5... oh dear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      shout out to the INTJs!

    3. Re:5 out of 5... oh dear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      scoring 5/5 on the 'name the screw test'.

      It doesn't really count if you edit the text field to say "correct!".

    4. Re:5 out of 5... oh dear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't try to change your type. Just be aware of how it affects your interactions with others, and change your actions.

      It's not "good" or "bad" to be INTJ. But knowing it gives you insight into how you tend to interact with certain situations, so that you can both put yourself in situations that are good for you, and adjust the way you react to situations that are less "good" for you.

    5. Re:5 out of 5... oh dear by vldmr_krn · · Score: 1

      Don't try to change your type. Just be aware of how it affects your interactions with others, and change your actions.

      It's not "good" or "bad" to be INTJ. But knowing it gives you insight into how you tend to interact with certain situations, so that you can both put yourself in situations that are good for you, and adjust the way you react to situations that are less "good" for you.

      If you don't like your type, there's a good chance that it's because you spend time around people who don't get that type. You should try finding people of your type.

  79. O Shit by iammaxus · · Score: 1

    (after reading the article) I think i need to take a look in my computer again...

  80. I submitted this with a funnier headline by Tokerat · · Score: 1


    Hey wait, this isn't Fark...

    /obvious

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    1. Re:I submitted this with a funnier headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      did you include a farkism, for example "slashdotting ensues"?

    2. Re:I submitted this with a funnier headline by Tokerat · · Score: 2, Funny


      Yea, I used "Still no patch for IE", but apparently I missed that story...

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  81. OT Re:Little primer by Rupert · · Score: 1

    General Nanosystems is a cool store. I never knew their website went into so much detail, though.

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  82. CD-ROM Screws? by elmegil · · Score: 2, Informative

    I don't agree. They looked like PCI Card screws to me, which aren't always necessarily the same as case screws (may not have the lock nuts on them for example). All the CD-ROMs I have use the same screws as my hard drives....

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    1. Re:CD-ROM Screws? by TPFH · · Score: 1

      I've never noticed a difference either.
      I just use whichever screw fits.
      Tends to be the same for harddrives and CD Drives.
      I just got a big old bag o screws from Frys, and just grab for screws at random.

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  83. Re:Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MrP-, you just wrote the funniest comment on this article. good show, gent.

  84. a slashdotter's pickup line by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Slashdotter hands a spare screw to a woman:

    "hey, wanna screw?"

    Thank you, I'll be here all night!

    1. Re:a slashdotter's pickup line by lazybeam · · Score: 1

      My uni's club (and I'm sure many others too) has a yearly nut and bolt party: they give every guy a bolt and every girl a nut. You have to see if your bolt matches any girls' nut. I suppose it's a way to meet people... (very few of them actually appear to match)

      Even though they are bolts (not screws) you still get them saying "wanna screw?"

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  85. Rackmount Screws by ModernGeek · · Score: 1

    Thinking of screws, does anyone know where I can get screws that go into rackmounts? Oh, and is there a such thing as a generic mounting bracket?

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    1. Re:Rackmount Screws by unitron · · Score: 1

      Try searching (for rack mount screws) the Musical Instrument category of eBay or the various online musician oriented stores or mcmelectronics. If you mean a generic mounting bracket for rack mounting, it's called a shelf.

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    2. Re:Rackmount Screws by anubi · · Score: 1
      I think they are a standard thread. I have some old rackmount stuff and I wassle around in my screw box and usually end up with one that fits.

      Yes, there are generic rack shelves.. just about anything. Look in something like Allied or Digi-Key catalogs. Or, get some "unistrut" and make whatever you want. Unistrut is that heavy channel metal used in industrial plants...its so common many hardware stores carry it and all sorts of hardware that goes along with it... its like an Erector set that uses 1/4 inch bolts. I've used a lot of it. Personally, I prefer the aluminum unistrut, but its harder to find.

      I suggest you take a screw that fits your rack to the hardware store...you know, the neighborhood one where the old geezers that run the place have done so since they were kids, and ask them. They will probably sell you a box of premium ones less than the cost of the cute little plastic boxed one at the nerd store. Forget the megastore places.. most of the people I meet there know the stock number, price, how many they have in stock, but usually don't have a clue what they are used for.

      Around my neck of the woods, we have one we know as "McFadden-Dale Industrial Hardware". They stock the damndest stuff.

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    3. Re:Rackmount Screws by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > If you mean a generic mounting bracket for rack mounting, it's called a shelf.

      Sometimes the simplest answers are the funniest.

  86. Re:Duh by Cosmic_Hippo · · Score: 1

    Completely off topic, but the Donnie Darko sig..
    Good stuff
    I love that movie

  87. Geek Pr0n Snuff Movie by psb777 · · Score: 1

    At the same site here is something to get those all worked up over six different types of screws slavering. Some stills for a geek pr0n snuff movie: http://www55.dixiesys.com/~bunker/geekpr0n.html

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  88. screws loose? by Chuck+Bucket · · Score: 1

    reminds me of the time I upgraded my daughter's cdrom drive in her iMac B. yeah, opened it up, swapped the drives and closed it up. I had 3 screws left over. hmmm...

    CB

  89. Drive Rails... by Cyno01 · · Score: 1

    Most modern pc cases have drive rails, they basically just pop onto the sides of drives with tabs, then everything slides in and out pretty easily.

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  90. Screws are easy... by Zilch · · Score: 1

    ...what about those bloody little tiny jumpers that some hard drives come with?

    Zilch

  91. LMAO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Funniast. Post. Evar.

    Seriously.

  92. Who needs screws... by AJWM · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...when you've got duct tape?

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  93. That is my website...the host pulled the plug. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    They moved it to a new server and the DNS hasn't caught up. Here is a direct link:

    http://216.180.233.175/~bunker/

  94. Its 5.5mm NOT 7/32" by lhaeh · · Score: 1
    The most bizarre thing of all is the size of the hex head on the CD-Rom screw. As best as I can tell, this metric-threaded screw has a 7/32-inch hex head! It is definitely larger than 5 mm but smaller than 6mm. Whose idea of a sick joke was this?!?

    Its a 5.5mm its a useful and therefore common size any one with an allen key set most likely has a 5.5mm one.

    1. Re:Its 5.5mm NOT 7/32" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a hex head screw, not socket head screw so it would take a 5.5mm wrench not a 5.5mm allen/hex wrench. It's also not a very common size for an allen wrench.

  95. Re:Duh by IamGarageGuy+2 · · Score: 1

    I went to that site - what is it ???? neat site - just don't get it - user in need of a clue. Anybody help?

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  96. OMG I got them all correct! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am just sad. I've always prided my self on the idea that I was not too geeky.

    That's over now, my fantacy of being somewhat normal is over now. /me hangs head in shame :(

  97. You mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...he soldered the soldiers? (Lamest. Play on Words. Ever.)

  98. Re:THINK ABOUT YOUR BREATHING by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree. Plus, I like the way my feet feel in my socks, you insensitive clod. Nice and squishy.

  99. Fiber washers or not? by ChaoticLimbs · · Score: 1

    Personally I install the washers for mechanical strain relief. Do you guys use them or go commando?

    1. Re:Fiber washers or not? by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > Do you guys use them or go commando?

      I go more along the lines of "intentionally ignorant." I Crazy-Glue all parts together to ensure a proper fit. Just coat the bottom of the board, toss it in, and hope enough is touching to hold. If it isn't, you didn't use enough glue. Pour some into the screw holes and see if that helps.

      The ultimate in a screwless case. Or useless, not sure which.

  100. Re:apple aficionados drop out now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey moron, I worked for Apple, am typing this on a Powerbook, got all five right, and was building 8088s while you were still trying to understand your diapers. If you want to look all smart, you tell me how your 1337 soldering skills revived a AMD 486 that was plugged in backwards and smoked the power lines. Uh huh, stupid kids these days don't know how to use a DMM except to jab the probes up their asses.....

  101. Case Mod? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    You know what your next case mod is then: the PC bong.

  102. If it fits... by smokin_juan · · Score: 1

    I figure that if i really have to work hard to get that cross threaded wrong sized screw in the hole then it's less likely to fall out. Who the hell puts screws in their case anyway - mine has to come apart too often to bother with those silly little bastards. lay the cover on top and forget about it.

  103. the only guide you'll ever need by plopez · · Score: 1

    http://www.datadocktorn.nu/us_desktop1.php

    Brush up for that certification exam! ;)

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  104. Not true, her 'Other' hole usually just needs lube by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Never can use to little lube when screwing
    in uncomfortable places :)

    But seriously, never force it, take it slow
    and don't speed up until she yanks you in
    deeper

  105. Which screw goes where? by euxneks · · Score: 1

    Best. Slashdot Title. Ever.

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  106. Is this the worst slashdot story of all time? by jay-be-em · · Score: 1

    What do you guys think? It's definitely up there.

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    1. Re:Is this the worst slashdot story of all time? by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > It's definitely up there.

      Until it gets duped, and that will make it worse.
      Yes, it's a pretty worthless (yet somehow, interesting) article, but a great excuse for lame jokes.

      Something Offtopic, I just clicked submit before 2 minutes since the last post, and now it says "Slow Down Cowboy" but below, previews what you are attempting to say. Is this new or have I just been missing it? Seems like a good way to get people to fix errors once in a while.

  107. heh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Since when do MSCE's know anything about hardware? All they know is MS product info.

    1. Re:heh! by Yer+Mom · · Score: 3, Funny

      MCSE == Minesweeper Consultant / Solitaire Expert...

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    2. Re:heh! by linuxcoder · · Score: 3, Funny

      I thought it was "Must Consult Someone Else"

  108. Re:Duh by sparkdstr · · Score: 1

    yah know, not everyone already knows this stuff... when i first built a computer, i almost broke my mobo in half trying to unscrew a mistake because there were no instructions at all with the case....

  109. Too late... by billstewart · · Score: 1

    They're toast now. Pingin' for the fjords. Shuffled off this mortal coil.

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  110. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  111. And the answer is:Public access. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "They go where they fit and they don't go where they don't fit (unless you are in a hurry.)"

    Damn! Were's that Goatse.cx link when you need it?

  112. To sumarize by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know a place where you can buy all the screws you want. If you want to come to my place and clean up you can have all the screws you find. Remember-Just try one that looks right. If it's too small go bigger. If it feels like it's cross threading, use the other style. If it feels like it's getting hard to screw too soon try a shorter one. Man, you wouldn't *believe* how many times I've run across screws that were literally forced into the wrong holes. I don't own a full set for nothing. Ultimately- push hard enough and they will fit in any hole. Perhaps you should email me your picture (if your a woman) and maybe I will give you a demonstration of which screw goes where.

  113. Comic Sans MS by mrph · · Score: 1

    oww, it huurts!

    1. Re:Comic Sans MS by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > Comic Sans MS

      Something I always wondered about that font. Is it so surprising that there would be comedy without (sans) MS? Sure, they are the butt of plenty of jokes, but most Comics are "sans MS."

      Sorry, I know it's stupid.

  114. Shouldn't be an issue by TheCause · · Score: 0, Troll

    I really hate the fact that there are so many differant screw types. There should be one. They all work the same way so why not have a universal screw? Stupid engineers think their so cool with their screws. I can think of a screw... it's 3.55 mms long and .9 mms in diameter with a thread rate of 1 per .5 mms and I call it Screw 'U jaHG-000'. AKA 'Screw you jag-offs'. Pisses me off that 'scientists' feel so compelled to add unneeded complexities just to pad their meaningless lives with esteem.

  115. Spare Screws by Gleng · · Score: 1

    Mine always end up at the bottom of my case, rattling around and waiting to short something out.

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  116. Too complicated-Breaking up is painful to do. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "As for torqueing(?) them down, I was always told to turn it until it breaks and then back off a quarter turn."

    No wonder your dates are always complaining about you leaving your stuff over at their house.

  117. I got them all right... by Zog+The+Undeniable · · Score: 1
    But why TF can't all the drive mounting screws be the same? Even better, why can't they be standard M3 screws that you can pick up anywhere? And he left out the little brass spacers that go between the chassis and the mobo.

    Now what really confuses me are the white plastic drawing-pin sized things they sometimes give you. Their function is as mysterious as that paper handkerchief the barber gives you after cutting your hair.

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    1. Re:I got them all right... by Arimus · · Score: 1

      Aren't the white plastic bits just supports for the m/board and usually slide into mounting holes on the mounting plate for the board... (Well I know what I mean, whether I can explain it is another matter :( ).

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    2. Re:I got them all right... by Zog+The+Undeniable · · Score: 1

      I thought they might have something to do with P4 heatsinks. Oh well, they don't seem to be particularly necessary :-)

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  118. Hurrrrr...Ace Ventura by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "And exactly what sort of holes does one stuff whole women into?"

    Heh, heh. Ace Ventura movie with him coming out of the back end of a rhino.

    Anyway ask someone who's into vore.

  119. Re:Humor detector broken by some+guy+I+know · · Score: 5, Funny
    That article was horrible. [la-la-la-la]
    Picture me holding my hand horizontally, open-palmed, with fingers and thumb together, about one foot in front of my head, and several inches above it, then rapidly moving my hand to a position several inches above and behind my head while saying the following:
    "Whoosh."
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  120. Forgot the hardest screw? by BrynM · · Score: 1

    Seems to me like they forgot the obligatory standoff screw (not a rejected sexual advance by the way). I have seen those things in many odd materials, sizes and shapes over the years. Some are brass, some are aluminum, some aren't anything but plastic plugs - I've even seen molded cardboard ones on daughter cards (bad pun waiting to happen). Anyone who can identify them by case style, case manufacturer, use and thread count is a hardcore geek.

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  121. xp could have fixed it by RMH101 · · Score: 2, Informative
    ... - just enable digital audio over IDE in the drive properties and you don't need the analogue audio cable.

    Go ahead and mark this Troll, but it's true and would have saved drilling the rivets out!

    1. Re:xp could have fixed it by sootman · · Score: 1

      He didn't specify how fast the machine is, but that takes a bit of CPU and, I imagine, slows the whole bus. OTOH, analog audio can be used on a 486/25. Besides, he (or someone else) would have probably had to get in there at some point in the future, so he might as well drill the rivets out now. (Devil's advocate: and what if it was a SCSI CD drive? ;-) )

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    2. Re:xp could have fixed it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And it was a machine that was mentioned to already being slow, yeah lets put XP on it and make it grind to a halt...

    3. Re:xp could have fixed it by Niggle · · Score: 1

      just enable digital audio over IDE in the drive properties and you don't need the analogue audio cable. I thought that was the default setting in XP? I don't know if it's a peculiarity of this machine, but with it enabled, the headphone socket on the front of the CD drive doesn't work.

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    4. Re:xp could have fixed it by BillX · · Score: 1

      You must work for Compaq.

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  122. Thats all very well... by t_allardyce · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...but which screw goes in the Beaver?

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  123. Never mind the screws by Bertie · · Score: 1

    Trial-and-error will suffice for them. But can anybody tell me what the hell that metal ring that comes in the same bag as the screws is for? You know the thing, it's big enough to put your middle finger through the middle of, about half a centimetre thick, and has curved edges.

    I'm sure I'm going to look stupid here when somebody tells me, but I've never worked out what it's for. It seems completely superflous to me. And maybe that site tells me, but it's smoked...

  124. A note to the USA by BeCre8iv · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    "As you can tell, PC innards are pretty much a machinist's nightmare. Case screws and hard drive screws are made according to English units of measure (or more correctly United States Customary Units) whereas CD-Rom and floppy drive mounting hardware are made to metric standards. Whose brilliant idea was this?" Well - er... When the rest of the world went for a logical standard of measurements, the USA clings to obsolescence in the name of traditionality. And then complain when people who use metric standards (like the Japanese) make things better than the americans (like CD-ROMS) and complain when they buy and install them them. Kudos to the case manufacturers for providing the right screws.

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  125. Why do some components use metrical screws? by mali · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Maybe there's a simple explaination:

    All components using (metrical) M3 screws have originally been built by european and/or japanese companies: As far as I know, the 3,5" diskette has been introduced by Sony in 1980, the CD-ROM drive was originally developed by Philips and Sony and introduced in the midth of the eighties.

    In contrast, the 5,25" floppy disk drive (which uses non-metric screws as well - if I remember correctly) was "invented" by Shugart in 1976, the harddisk is an american invention as well ...

    Just an idea ...

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  126. Re:apple aficionados drop out now by morelife · · Score: 1

    Hey moron, I worked for Apple, am typing this on a Powerbook, got all five right, and was building 8088s while you were still trying to understand your diapers. If you want to look all smart, you tell me how your 1337 soldering skills revived a AMD 486 that was plugged in backwards and smoked the power lines. Uh huh, stupid kids these days don't know how to use a DMM except to jab the probes up their asses.....

    Hm. Pretty unprofessional and frankly, just ugly.

    With an attitude like yours, and you DO admit to be an Apple aficionado, like I said, just drop out now.

  127. Re:Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Haha. Classic.

  128. PC/AT Rails by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They tried that with the PC/AT. Drives had a rail on the side, which slid into the chassis. Never caught on as you still had to screw the rail to the drive.

  129. Re:Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I screwed a mistake once. We eventually got divorced.

  130. Some history about screw sizes by sloepoke51 · · Score: 5, Informative

    About the floppy / CDROM / hard drive screws and why are they mixed. When I was working for Olivetti back in the early 80's, we saw some of the first 3-1/2 inch floppy drives from ALPS and Sony. Since these came from Japan, and Japan uses metric sizes, they designed them with metric screws. The original 5-1/4 floppy drives came from the USA from Shugart (the original designers). The first Winchester hard drives originally came from IBM, IIRC, and since IBM is a US company, they used #6 screws. When Shugart and others (mostly US companies) started to build 5 1/4 hard drives, which are the same size as the 5 1/4 floppy drives, they used the same screws and mounting pattern as the Shugart "standard." They also used the same power connector so things would connect together with a minimum of odd connectors. So when manufactures started to build 3 1/2 sized hard drives, they used the same screw as the 5 1/4 hard drives. CDROM drives first came from Japanese / European manufactures (IIRC - Sony / Phillips), so they used "proper" screws - metric, not the holdout, oddball USA, still using the now outdated English sizing. One note about CDROM screws - IIRC, Floppy screws and CDROM screws both come in the short M5 4mm length. It seems that some of the early CDROM drives could get ruined if long (greater that 4mm) were used. The electronics were packed right up to the edges, and one could short out things inside if one used long screws. This problem has gone away, since the shrinking of the electronics, and dumb people who used the long M5 (greater than 5mm length) screws ruined the drives.

  131. Don't listen to Dr. Evil by AgentPhunk · · Score: 2, Funny

    It won't work, since XT's only had 8-bit screws.

  132. Re:Duh by bjtuna · · Score: 1

    I like your nickname. Long live the Flecktones :)

  133. Roaming Computer Gypsies! by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1
    I get mine from the local roaming computer show. One of the vendors stocks nothing but spare parts...brand new pieces of all those little things that geeks loose. I bought a container of like 100 assorted screws, washer, spacers, [like in the little baggie] in a little plastic box for like $8.

    If you don't have a local computer show....too bad! You might try some of the larger PC vendors like newegg for spare parts.

  134. This and the article about balanced tech by maroberts · · Score: 1

    If only the next generation of cases were designed with a single screw type for all items.

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  135. Those screws don't work in my G5 by csoto · · Score: 1

    The book is broken! What a crock!

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  136. Any screw the right screw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Simple laws of being a handyman

    1. Any tool can be the right tool.
    2. All screws will fit, if trouble is encountered use a bigger hammer.
    3. If all else fails there is always duct tape.

  137. Almost perfect... by abb3w · · Score: 1

    I agree, cyberguys rocks. I have two quibbles, though. (1) The brass $11.95/50pk thumbscrews are not LABELED as a #6/32 screw. Fortunately for me, I recognized them. (2) They don't carry a M3x0.5 thumbscrew (such as used by the Lian Li Cases). I'd really like a source for those that was cheaper than $0.75@.

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  138. so there's 5 types of screw... by NoMercy · · Score: 1

    But only 3 types of thread.... oh come on no one gives a smeg if it's round headed, or has a hex fitting or something else, it's the thread which counts, and there's only 3 types you have to worry about, CD/Floppy, Fan's and the screw which goes everywhere else :)

  139. All the other misterious lil things by Ractive · · Score: 1

    The screws are fairly easy to figure out except perhaps for those long ones who could damage certain hard drives, But what about all those plastic risers and weird shaped little clamps and other stuff that come with cases (specially generic ones) who don't come with a manual or anything, anyone knows about a site where there's a more through description of those

    1. Re:All the other misterious lil things by Zeriel · · Score: 1

      All of those plastic risers and clamps are there to fit heatsinks, especially P4 and Xeon heatsinks.

      They include them because I'm sure somewhere, somehow, there's an idiot who stuck a Xeon mobo in a cheap generic case.

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  140. Cannibalizing hardware found put out to the trash? by geoswan · · Score: 1
    Been there, done that.

    The last time I did this I found a pile of 486s put on the curb of the main street of my city. It was a couple of days before Christmas, so even though it was about 9pm on a Saturday night I was passed by a lot of pedestrians. I was sure that a fair number of them thought I was doing something illegal.

    I am not sure whether a bored cop wouldn't have seen it the same way.

    They each contained 40 megabytes of 72 pin RAM -- hard to get a hold of for a reasonable price, if you rebuild older computers. And they contained 1.2 Gig drives. Puny by today's standards. But not worthless.

    I carried one computer home, and took the RAM and hard drives from two others. Worked fine. The drives had no bad sectors.

    When I cannibalize an older computer I always screw the case back on. I wouldn't want some kid to get cut on the sharp edges found inside.

    As per usual no effort had been made to erase the contents of the hard drive. However the cases had been sprawpainted with fluorescent orange spray paint.

    Should the owners of these computers have been worried that they were throwing out toxic waste? If I cannibalize parts should I worry that I should be assuming some of the burden of making sure the computer gets put into the appropriate waste stream?

    These computers also contained their original 100 megabyte drives. Disconnected. Clearly whomever put in the 1.2 gig drives had been too lazy to deal with them at the time.

  141. Which screw goes where? by sharkey · · Score: 1

    Wherever the ants put them after being trained to sort them in space.

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  142. Re:Where to buy extras? computergeeks.com by adzoox · · Score: 1

    Computergeeks.com is a really good source for small parts - really good prices too - they don't always stock the screws but generally they have them in stock

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  143. Re:Cannibalizing hardware found put out to the tra by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 1

    When I cannibalize an older computer I always screw the case back on.

    That's an important detail, You don't need to make life harder for the trash guys either. The odd time I've done it, I've taken them home, gutted them and stuck them back together with tape so that they can be thrown away in one good toss without slicing any wrists or splaying metal bits all over the road.

    Getting anyone to recycle this stuff is very difficult, may as well reuse what you can.

  144. umm by crabpeople · · Score: 1

    actually i think i use the bigger case/hdd screws on the mobo as they hold it alot better if its goign to be held upright and say holding 2 athlons with huge heatsyncs.

    the small ones don't fit in the brass coloured thingys without falling out do they? also the big ones have a much tighter grip into those little dot rise dealieys that are in a metal ring around the hole.

    i havent built a machine in like half a year but im pretty sure thats how i built them in the past.

    of course the worst screw is the compaq mounting screw where you have to use twice the normal amount of screws just so they can have the lil rails for easy component removal. of course you have to take the rails off the drives too so its actually making more work for you but ITS COMPAQ so it has to be gh3y.

    i found some picatures! and they seem to back up that 103 is supposed to be used on the mainboard. so pishaw!

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    1. Re:umm by sydb · · Score: 1

      Thinking about it, I think some older ones used the smaller screws but more recent ones have been the large. It's been about a year for me. I promise I have had motherboard mounting kits which used the small screws, the large ones would not fit.

      They used to have little red card washers too; the small screws have that little lip which was exactly the same diameter as the red washer. Do they still come with washers?

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  145. You've got to be kidding. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you really need extras, salvage them from a carcass. After you do that once or twice and you build a couple of PCs you'll have so many you'll be throwing them under your tires from traction.

  146. IBM PC/350 by Rassendyll · · Score: 1

    Damn top cover never closed! We had tons of them at work and the only time I ever got one to close right was by using a claw hammer to tap the cover into position on one that we were throwing out...

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  147. Plastic standoffs by Rassendyll · · Score: 1

    Does anyone else remember those damned plastic standoffs that many older AT cases used to hold the motherboard? Arrgh! Nighmares of trying not to damage the bloody motherboard while trying to extract the STANDOFF FROM HELL!

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  148. Magic Smoke by lauterm · · Score: 1

    Do you know why nothing works after you "let the smoke out"?

    It's magic smoke. It's what makes electronics work. You have to keep that magic smoke inside or it won't work anymore.

    If you don't believe me just try it for yourself. Take a perfectly working piece of electronics that's supposed to use 110 and hook it up to 220. Almost assuredly this will let the magic smoke escape. That electronic device will never work again.

    I think the magic smoke is how the electrons get around. Honest, I'm not on the magic smoke.