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  1. Re:Enlarge your penis on Feds Cracking the Whip on Spammers · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    give me a rope and a 1 ton stone, then we climb the highest building in the world and ill make your penis a hundred times larger than that!

  2. ppl need to wise up on Feds Cracking the Whip on Spammers · · Score: 1

    Come on! larger_dicks@yahoo.com and flkaof@yahoo.com would stop sending out their spams if ppl STOP READING THEM!!! Come on, people are so stupid they dont even question or search for better sources, they just believe that there is a magical stuff that grows their penis, or that they can earn 10k on a day! Come on... if ppl were not so stupid spammers would never existed!

  3. benchmarks says NOTHING! on Intel's 2.4GHz Pentium 4 Unleashed · · Score: 1

    People, benchmark are non-sense ways of measuring perfomance!

    As an example, when nVidia launched GeForce 4 benchmarks on 3DMark get lower results than those on GeForce 3 boards. Then MadOnion released a new version that suddenly benchmarked GeForce 4 boards 10 times better!

    Benchmarks is just a commercial way of showing which one is better. As an example, Photoshop still runs better on a G4/550 Mac than on a 2.0 ghz Pentium. Quake 3 (which is kinda optimized for intels) runs somewhat better on intels...

    Benchmark can say everthing but everyday perfomance!

  4. Re:Time for .13 Athlon on Intel's 2.4GHz Pentium 4 Unleashed · · Score: 1

    What? AMD is about to launch XP 2200+!! I saw it somewhere on Toms Hardware...

  5. it amazes me on Suing Sony for Everquest Related Suicide? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It amazes me how people are stupid enough to believe these games would drive someone crazy enough in order to make him suicide! Thats bullshit! Ive played GTA, Carmaggedon, Duke Nuken 3D and many other games even worse and I never killed anyone, never drive into anything, never killed myself (duh, obviously)...

    Tell this idiot mother to look for other problems her son might had instead of trying to get some money from Sony!

  6. we never had privacy on Carnivore Update · · Score: 2, Informative

    Since the 70s both US and former USSR used to monitor all of our phone calls... Im not surprised that US is now trying to monitor our e-mails... :))

    Im really starting to believe that those pigeons used on India are the best sollution for our privacy needs!!!

  7. Re:This may mean nothing but... on Carnivore Update · · Score: 1

    I dont know the size of that tar.gz file but usualy larger files are queued on the server so it can send them all on a time where trafic is not that big.

  8. Re:DrakX? on A Better Installer for Debian? · · Score: 1

    Not to mention DrakX is great!! Im not a big fan of Mandrake but DrakX is awesome!

  9. Re:Accuracy on Geo-Encryption: Global Copyright Defense? · · Score: 1

    Ha... if a terrorist wanted to bomb the White House then he could use Glonass, the Russian "GPS" which I believe is much better!!!

  10. Re:now that�s great news on Konqueror's Javascript Continues To Improve · · Score: 1

    :))

    if it helps I live in Brazil and learn english by myself! :))

  11. now that�s great news on Konqueror's Javascript Continues To Improve · · Score: 1

    First of all: Thanks God april fools ended!

    This is great news. The more and more browsers evolute to have more features the better. Ive tried many times to search for contents on sites using some technologies only somehow understood by MS product (and sorry, they suck because if you build a table and dont close its ok), many many many times i had to start another search on goole in order to find another site that had the same content on different technology!

    So, who do we blame? Browser developer for not building their software bloated enough to accept everthing Internet Exploder does? Or webistes developers for closing their eyes for different browsers?

    I would say webdesigners could pay a little more attention and they could see that internet world is not build only on MS fundations. As a webmaster I had to say, 80% of our access is done by IE, 13% by Netscape and the rest is divided with more than 40 different browsers AND plataforms. Sure 1% of Linx users are not much, but this 1% could (for example) by a product that gives me much more profit than 80% of IE users togheter!

    I believe Konq gave a step foward, providing alternative ways to access these badly-built websites are great and the more they provide access to these one the more the normal user will start to use Konq (thou making it more famous - the more famous a product is the more the developers work on it).

  12. processor clock on nVidia/AMD Merger Announced · · Score: 1

    You mean that now I will have a GeForce XP 600mhz actually running at 300 but faster than all other boards running at 1000?

  13. Re:what now? on Rootkit Packaged for Debian · · Score: 1

    - Next Sunday on CNN: Bin Laden explains why he did it!

    Too obvious (I think everyone already knows why he did it)


    not THAT obvious: Bin Laden Last Movie

  14. Re:D00D! on Rootkit Packaged for Debian · · Score: 3, Funny

    Pigeon Fisting? :)))

    God damn slashdot april fool news affected our minds! :)))

  15. what now? on Rootkit Packaged for Debian · · Score: 1, Funny

    what are the next april fool news?
    these would be great:

    - Bill Gates cought on bed with 3 homossexuals

    - Next Sunday on CNN: Bin Laden explains why he did it!

    - Breaking News: Earth to collide with Sun - Microsoft Claims it has the sollution now

    - Lastest News: Bill Gates said he never used any version of Windows. He likes Apple better!

  16. thanks on Mac OS X Secrets of the Elite · · Score: 1

    THANKS GOD THERE ARE NO PIGEONS ON THIS APRIL FOOL STORY!!!!

    oh damn... since theres nothing better to do (I dont classify reading /. on april fool a good stuff) I found a link with a TV AD from Oracle fscking up Microsoft .NET servers. Does anyone wants the link?

  17. pigeons? on Updated Slashdot Advertising Policy · · Score: 1

    Does this have anything to do with pigeons?

    damn, 80% of todays stories had something to do with pigeons and I guess disabling AC was pigeon stuff too!! :)))

  18. Re:pigeons? on Google's Pageranking Explained · · Score: 1

    DAMN IT!!

    Man, now I know why slashdot has been so strange last few days! Those little motherfuckers started a riot and took control of the whole internet!

    damn, and we though they were stupid little birds... in fact it was just a disguise, these guys are far more inteligent than we though, they already took control of most modern buildings in the world, now they are controling what we read and search on the net...

    God help us all! :))

  19. Re:Pigeons? they are just trying to confuse you on Google's Pageranking Explained · · Score: 1

    mmm what happened to the post as Anonymous Coward box? oh well, Google Doesn't know where I live, do they?

    THEY DONT!!! Altough if they were called MICRO$OFT they would know where you live, the size of your shoes, the chocolate you like best............. :)))

  20. pigeons? on Google's Pageranking Explained · · Score: 1

    Are those pigeons the one fired from Indias Avian Carriers? :))

  21. Instant Messaging on IP Replaces Avian Carriers · · Score: 1

    They already implemented the e-mailing system, now they are going to replace their current INSTANT MESSAGING which today is done by smoke signs! :))

  22. Re:e-mail cons on IP Replaces Avian Carriers · · Score: 1

    I prefer the pigeons! :)) My message would have higher chances to arrive than using outlook! :))

  23. Re:Carrier Pigeons for time when the phones are do on IP Replaces Avian Carriers · · Score: 1

    Man, I guess those guys only want to surf the net and search for some porn. I believe they cant justify it that way so they tried this. Hope they are going to continue using the pigeons!!! :)))

  24. e-mail cons on IP Replaces Avian Carriers · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hope they dont implement the system using Windows! Just imagine in the middle of an emergency:

    "OUTLOOK.EXE has caused and ilegal operation on 0e:03aabf"

    They may use pigeons as backups when this occur... :))

    Another pro of a pigeon: B_Gates will not have a clue of what your sending! :))

    Sorry, couldnt resist it!! :))

  25. My personal favorite... on Do Programming Languages Affect Your Sexual Performance? · · Score: 1

    10 IN

    20 OUT

    30 GOTO 10

    Easy, fast, reliable!