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  1. Re:standardize on Distributing Unix Knowledge Among Admins? · · Score: -1

    My penis is scalable. Your butt cheeks are flexible. Do I need to say more?

  2. unix homosexuality on Distributing Unix Knowledge Among Admins? · · Score: -1

    You are 6 sys admins in the same room engaging in fellatio with each other.

  3. Disturbing on Distributing Unix Knowledge Among Admins? · · Score: -1

    huh........ first!

  4. Re:you are bleeding... on IBM Kernel Hackers Respond · · Score: -1

    I punch my noze to be bleeding edge when I run GNU/Lunix.

  5. Re:Linux Geekin' on IBM Kernel Hackers Respond · · Score: -1

    Troll-tastic! I will laminate this post and hang it on my wall.

  6. Re:ThinkPad support? on IBM Kernel Hackers Respond · · Score: -1

    Most companies uses Windows. Don't you think that if they purchased $2000 laptops, they can afford software licences. Damn lunix hippies.

  7. Re:science fiction...science FACT! on Reactor at Earth's Core? · · Score: -1

    What size of diapers are you wearing?

  8. Second nobody cares on Reactor at Earth's Core? · · Score: -1

    Ain't it special

  9. First who cares on Reactor at Earth's Core? · · Score: -1

    Gimme a what what

  10. Re:*MAYBE* the oldest on Oldest Intact Sarcophagus Found in Egypt · · Score: -1

    You have the right to shut the fuck up. Use it accordingly.

  11. Re:Other technology in the classroom on AlphaSmart Shows Palm-Based Laptop · · Score: -1

    Your thoughts for young children are pretty sick. Are you a pedophile?

  12. Re:As a teacher... on AlphaSmart Shows Palm-Based Laptop · · Score: -1

    I heard you succeeded creating a slashdot person and stuff. Hope this help!

  13. turd post from a burning internet cafe in Beijing on Complete Net Cafe Shutdown After Beijing Fire · · Score: -1

    All CmdrTacos are pissed for some reason because they don't know shit about the political situation in China. Let them eat the snot.

  14. Re:/. Beer, Condoms & Lotion on Slashdot Effect, Live and In Person · · Score: -1

    We could play "drop the soap".

  15. Re:hehehe on Slashdot Effect, Live and In Person · · Score: -1

    What the fuck, 1 member? And they call that a meeting?

  16. *BSD is dying on Slashdot Effect, Live and In Person · · Score: -1

    Netcraft has now confirmed: *BSD is dying

    Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered *BSD community when recently IDC confirmed that *BSD accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraftsurvey which plainly states that *BSD has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. *BSD is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.

    You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict *BSD's future. The hand writing is on the wall: *BSD faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for *BSD because *BSD is dying. Things are looking very bad for *BSD. As many of us are already aware, *BSD continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. FreeBSD is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core developers.

    Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

    OpenBSD leader Theo states that there are 7000 users of OpenBSD. How many users of NetBSD are there? Let's see. The number of OpenBSD versus NetBSD posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 NetBSD users. BSD/OS posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of NetBSD posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of BSD/OS. A recent article put FreeBSD at about 80 percent of the *BSD market. Therefore there are 7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 FreeBSD users. This is consistent with the number of FreeBSD Usenet posts.

    Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so on, FreeBSD went out of business and was taken over by BSDI who sell another troubled OS. Now BSDI is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

    All major surveys show that *BSD has steadily declined in market share. *BSD is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If *BSD is to survive at all it will be among OS hobbyist dabblers. *BSD continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, *BSD is dead.

    *BSD is dying

  17. Re:Do you really want to meet trolls? on Slashdot Effect, Live and In Person · · Score: -1

    Laundry?

  18. Re:A lot of noise? on Apache Vulnerability Announced · · Score: -1

    I fart in public to make a lot of noise. I need attention.

  19. Re:Important - Need Gook / Geek porn on Apache Vulnerability Announced · · Score: -1

    No I don't know what you mean. Be more specific.

  20. I was there on CfP: International PHP Conference 2002 · · Score: -1

    here ------> .

  21. Re:This FP on Lawsuit Challenges Copy-protected CDs · · Score: -1

    You are correct sir. ACs are the lowest form of life on earth.

    Well, second lowest form of life after Richard Stallman.

  22. Re:This FP on Lawsuit Challenges Copy-protected CDs · · Score: -1

    Congrats! You are now entitled Troll of the Month.

  23. Re:How to join? on Lawsuit Challenges Copy-protected CDs · · Score: -1

    Listening to Celin Dion is a felony. You should trash the CD before the rest of the population knows about it.

  24. first post on Inside the eMac · · Score: -1

    Can you imagine a beowulf cluster of angry monkeys throwing their own feces in your direction?

  25. Re:Quantity must be accompanied by quality on AllTheWeb Claims Bigger Index Than Google · · Score: -1

    If only you knew what's going on in Google Labs. You would cover your own precious virgin ass.