I have plenty of Microsoft holographic stickers stored in my closet. Linux will not succeed in the mainstream market until the day they give us free holographic stickers.
My best trip ever was when I got kidnaped and made a long ride from Pennsylvania to New Mexico in the trunk of their car. They stopped on some occasions to sodomize me. My parents wouldn't pay the ransom so the guys cut off both of my ears and dumped me on the side of the road, alone in the desert. A coyote bite me, and left me with a pus-infected open wound. I lost the usage of my right arm, but don't worry, I still can masturbate with my left hand.
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CmdrTaco's penis got stuck in CowboyNeal's rectum. Hilarity ensues.
Still a piece of crap.
timeh! timeh!
FIST!
I have plenty of Microsoft holographic stickers stored in my closet. Linux will not succeed in the mainstream market until the day they give us free holographic stickers.
Obviously you don't have many friends calling.
breakfast is the most important meal of the day... fucko
penicular.... nuff said
when a 10 years old kid start playing Tic-Tac-Toe on Norad's top secret supercomputer.
My best trip ever was when I got kidnaped and made a long ride from Pennsylvania to New Mexico in the trunk of their car. They stopped on some occasions to sodomize me. My parents wouldn't pay the ransom so the guys cut off both of my ears and dumped me on the side of the road, alone in the desert. A coyote bite me, and left me with a pus-infected open wound. I lost the usage of my right arm, but don't worry, I still can masturbate with my left hand.
Sarcasm is the peek of stupity.
You are a terrorist. If I ever see you running, I will break your legs and deport you to Afghanistan.
I have no ears. What should I do?
You don't have much meat in your hands. Keep pumping! Maybe it will grow by the time you hit puberty.
"I have a friend"
Nice troll. You almost got me.
What does this guy just said? Ah fuck off, lets ignore him.
Well, you read slashdot. That quite explain itself.
I think you have a nice clit, but your ass makes you look fat.
You sue yourself, and you get rich no matter who lose or win. That's the paved road to success.
No, YOU mean http://www.cray.com Don't mess with my mind like that, you are scaring me.
That was at the NSA headquarters, am I right? They look like they are working, but they are actually just playing with lights.
This is my 792th post, and the number of beers I drank last night. And I wake up this morning with a fat guy in my bed. Please tell me we didn't....
So are you telling us that Java is a pile of shit.
Sir you have an hairy buttock in your mouth. Please fix.
Not only did I tell them you sent me, I also told them you like to steal office supplies at the agency.