Yes, I was going to post about SCA. I very nearly crapped myself when I first saw the "Something wonderful has happened" message.
The little bastard used to reside in RAM between warm reboots, and only manifested itself on every 15th boot, so you never knew quite when or where it was going to strike.
I've had good experience with Misco, and I'd definitely recommend them if you're in the UK. Every time I've ordered from them, they've got it to me the next day. Even when I only pay for the 3-day delivery!
<a_passerby> fuck, well, i got an offer to be keyboardist/pianist for a band for "funk music" <a_passerby> but i dont listen to funk music <a_passerby> and the guy who asked me is a moron <a_passerby> "yeah man, i dont use kazaa anymore. you know your computer broadcasts an ip address?" <a_passerby> thats an EXACT QUOTE <Everdraed-sleepytime> MY GOD AN IP ADDRESS <Everdraed-sleepytime> MY HOUSE IS BROADCASTiNG A STREET ADDRESS
My first thought was that I could train wasps to find my keys. After consideration, I think my keys may smell rather similar to the pocket I usually keep them in, which is in my jeans, next to my groin.
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Yes, I was going to post about SCA. I very nearly crapped myself when I first saw the "Something wonderful has happened" message.
The little bastard used to reside in RAM between warm reboots, and only manifested itself on every 15th boot, so you never knew quite when or where it was going to strike.
Pretty cool though, in hindsight!
I doubt it, to be honest. If it's anything like Graham Linehan's other work, it'll just be completely and utterly surreal.
Tech support will just be a vehicle for totally bizarre jokes.
"That's the great thing about Catholicism. It's so vague and nobody really knows what it's all about."
Have a read about Spaghettification.
Um, I think he's a Professor.
I've had good experience with Misco, and I'd definitely recommend them if you're in the UK. Every time I've ordered from them, they've got it to me the next day. Even when I only pay for the 3-day delivery!
Does it come with a pony?
It's so cool. With OS4, you just need to drop unicorn_sasquatch.library into Libs, and automatically, all your apps are Video Internet ready.
All we need now is some hardware to run it on.
Once again, a bash.org quote is appropriate:
#136504
<a_passerby> fuck, well, i got an offer to be keyboardist/pianist for a band for "funk music"
<a_passerby> but i dont listen to funk music
<a_passerby> and the guy who asked me is a moron
<a_passerby> "yeah man, i dont use kazaa anymore. you know your computer broadcasts an ip address?"
<a_passerby> thats an EXACT QUOTE
<Everdraed-sleepytime> MY GOD AN IP ADDRESS
<Everdraed-sleepytime> MY HOUSE IS BROADCASTiNG A STREET ADDRESS
GNUgle?
How about this?
Wow. Tell your friend that I thought that game was great! I used to love playing it. It was easily as good as Dungeon Master.
Eventually my disk got corrupted though, which was a shame.
You kids and your One Point Twenty-One JiggaBytes of hard drive space. My first computer was a Sinclair ZX81 with 1KB of RAM.
:)
The software that came with it was code in a book for christ's sake!
Yes. He's had a hard day's night.
Always remember: Shiny side out.
You forgot "Uh-huh!", "Like that!", and "That's right!"
Yep, I think that pretty much covers it.
Now there's a paradigm with some synergy!
I remember reading on a misheard lyrics website a few years ago, that someone misheard the lyrics to Smoke on the Water as:
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"Slow Motion Walter, the fire engine guy."
Ah here it is: http://www.amiright.com/misheard/artist/deeppurpl
News for turds. Stuff that splatters?
Hmm, I've known a few users in my time that could use some slobber-resistant technology.
How does the predictive text input handle "Grrrrurururrruffruffgrrrrrr!"?
I think he means that computer systems with three cpu cores are more likely to be hit by proton torpedoes than systems with one.
No, that's a Sony CD.
My first thought was that I could train wasps to find my keys. After consideration, I think my keys may smell rather similar to the pocket I usually keep them in, which is in my jeans, next to my groin.
The last thing I need is a groin full of wasps.