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  1. Re:Fuck it on Understanding NFS · · Score: -1

    The dog would probably bite off my penis while trying to lick the peanut butter I spread on my unit. Or is that not what you were implying?

  2. Blasphemous Rumors on Pauling Research Notebooks Now Available Online · · Score: -1

    Depeche Mode - Blasphemous Rumors

    Girl of 16
    Whole life ahead of her
    Slashed her wrists
    Bored with life
    Didn't succeed
    Thank the lord
    For small mercies

    Fighting back the tears
    Mother reads the note again
    16 candles burn in her mind
    She takes the blame
    It's always the same
    She goes down on her knees
    And prays

    I don't want to start
    Any blasphemous rumours
    But I think that God's
    Got a sick sense of humour
    And when I die
    I expect to find Him laughing
    (Repeat)

    Girl of 18
    Fell in love with everything
    Found new life
    In Jesus Christ
    Hit by a car
    Ended up
    On a life support machine

    Summer's day
    As she passed away
    Birds were singing
    In the summer sky
    Then came the rain
    And once again
    A tear fell
    From her mother's eye

    I don't want to start
    Any blasphemous rumours
    But I think that God's
    Got a sick sense of humour
    And when I die
    I expect to find Him laughing

  3. Fuck it on Understanding NFS · · Score: -1

    I just don't have the motivation to do the lyrics thing anymore. Sigh. I get more and more depressed every day. I really need a girlfriend. It's Saturday night at 1AM and I'm sitting here with my dick in my hand and posting to fucking Slashdot. Are there any chicks out there who would like to wrap their lips around a below-average sized penis? I promise it'll only be a 3 minute job.. Fuck..

  4. WMP on Self-Warming Jackets · · Score: -1

    Hi, I'd just like to comment that Windows Media Player sucks as much under Mac OS X as it does Windows. Fucking Microsoft, can't you do anything right?

  5. EP on Personal Transport? · · Score: -1

    This is an early post made on a PowerBook 667 that is compiling XFree86 for use with Mac OS X in rootless mode.

  6. La la la on Warming and Slowing the World · · Score: -1

    I didn't copy over any of my lyrics text files from my old Linux machine to my new PowerBook. Just pretend there is a song here.

    La la la la
    Woot woot woot woot
    Broo broo la la la

  7. Re:I'm going home on SightSound Patent Case to Move Forward · · Score: -1

    I've been bested by Jesus. Congrats, sir. Have a good night.

  8. Here I Go Again on SightSound Patent Case to Move Forward · · Score: -1

    Whitesnake - Here I Go Again

    I don't know where I'm goin
    but I sure know where I've been
    hanging on the promises in songs of yesterday.
    An' I've made up my mind, I ain't wasting no more time
    but here I go again, here I go again.

    Tho' I keep searching for an answer
    I never seem to find what I'm looking for.
    Oh Lord, I pray you give me strength to carry on
    'cos I know what it means to walk along the lonely street of dreams.

    Here I go again on my own
    goin' down the only road I've ever known.
    Like a drifter I was born to walk alone.
    An' I've made up my mind, I ain't wasting no more time.

    Just another heart in need of rescue
    waiting on love's sweet charity
    an' I'm gonna hold on for the rest of my days
    'cos I know what it means to walk along the lonely street of dreams.

    Here I go again on my own
    goin' down the only road I've ever known.
    Like a hobo I was born to walk alone.
    An' I've made up my mind, I ain't wasting no more time
    but here I go again, here I go again,
    here I go again, here I go.

    An' I've made up my mind, I ain't wasting no more time.

    Here I go again on my own
    goin' down the only road I've ever known.
    Like a drifter I was born to walk alone
    'cos I know what it means to walk along the lonely street of dreams.

    Here I go again on my own
    goin' down the only road I've ever known.
    Like a drifter I was born to walk alone.
    An' I've made up my mind, I ain't wasting no more time
    but here I go again, here I go again,
    here I go again, here I go,
    here I go again.

  9. The Sixties Are Over on 2.5m Water Scorpion Stalks Southern Africa · · Score: -1

    That's right, my dark-skinned friend. Beaten by a lame-ass lyrics dude. Now go and pick cotton or you'll get the switch tonight. (Not that I have anything against the chocolate people. One of the guys from The Templars is black. A black skinhead.)

    The Templars - The Sixties Are Over

    How many more times can the Grateful Dead play their set
    How much longer before they o.d. and we see them dead
    Long greasy hair , tye-dyed shirt wearing waste
    All part of the Sixties retro-fashion parade
    Tune in and tune out , what a fuckin' waste
    Peace , love , and anarchy , give me a fuckin' break

    CHORUS
    The Sixties are over , now they 're good and dead
    Stop your Sixties retro , bell bottoms make us sick

    Fill your head with drugs until your mind just can 't think
    Stuff your fuckin' drugs , it's beer I 'd rather drink
    Look at your hair , look at our stare , you 're the victim tonight
    The boot goes in , it 's just a sin , your friends are nowhere insight

    CHORUS

  10. Skinhead rule, OK on 2.5m Water Scorpion Stalks Southern Africa · · Score: -1

    The Templars - Skinheads Rule, OK

    See by the boots that I wear, see by the way I cut my hair
    I'm proud to be a skinhead, it's a way of life
    A youth subculture as sharp as a knife

    CHORUS
    Look at the youth today, skinheads rule and that's OK (x2)

    See us in the cities, see us in the suburbs
    25 years and we 're still going strong
    Skinheads rule OK, we are the boys
    Our music is loud and our music is Oi!

    CHORUS

    We remember our roots, we remember them well,
    the Spirit of '69 still lives on
    The music may have changed, but not our hearts
    We still love reggae rocksteady, and ska

    CHORUS

  11. Since I Don't Have You on Slashback: Switchover, EULA, Perspectives · · Score: -1

    Another Valentines Day favorite!

    Guns n Roses - Since I Don't Have You (cover of oldies song)

    I don't have plans and schemes
    And I don't have hopes and dreams
    I, I, I don't have anything
    Since I don't have you

    And I don't have fond desires
    And I don't have happy hours
    I don't have anything
    Since I don't have you

    Happiness and I guess
    I never will again
    When you walked out on me
    In walked ol' misery
    And she's been here since then
    (spoken) Yeah, we're fucked!

    I don't have love to share
    And I don't have one who cares
    I don't have anything
    Since I don't have you

    You, you, you, oh, oh!
    You, you, you, oh, oh!
    You, you, you, oh, oh!
    You, you, you, oh, oh!
    You, you, you, oh yeah!

  12. Estranged on Will Barry White Songs Help Sharks Get Down? · · Score: -1

    Here's a happy little number for St V's day!

    Guns n Roses - Estranged

    When you're talkin to yourself
    And nobody's home
    You can fool yourself
    You came in this world alone (Alone)

    So nobody ever told you baby
    How it was gonna be
    So what'll happen to you baby
    Guess we'll have to wait and see
    One, two

    Old at heart but I'm only 28
    And I'm much too young
    To let love break my heart
    Young at heart but it's getting much too late
    To find ourselves so far apart

    I don't know how you're s'posed
    To find me lately
    An what more could you ask from me
    How could you say that I never needed you
    When you took everything
    Said you took everything from me

    Young at heart an it gets so hard to wait
    When no one I know can seem to help me now
    Old at heart but I musn't hesitate
    If I'm to find my own way out

    Still talkin' to myself and nobody's home (Alone)

    So nobody ever told us baby
    How it was gonna be
    So what'll happen to us baby
    Guess we'll have to wait and see

    When I find out all the reasons
    Maybe I'll find another way
    Find another day
    With all the changing seasons of my life
    Maybe I'll get it right next time
    An now that you've been broken down
    Got your head out of the clouds
    You're back down on the ground
    And you don't talk so loud
    An you don't walk so proud
    Any more, and what for

    Well I jumped into the river too many times to make it home
    I'm out here on my own, an drifting all alone
    If it doesn't show give it time
    To read between the lines
    'Cause I see the storm getting closer
    And the waves they get so high
    Seems everything We've ever known's here
    Why must it drift away and die

    I'll never find anyone to replace you
    Guess I'll have to make it thru, this time
    Oh this time
    Without you

    I knew the storm was getting closer
    And all my friends said I was high
    But everything we've ever known's here
    I never wanted it to die

  13. Re:Jump Around on FCC on Ultra-Wideband, DSL Services · · Score: -1

    That sounds interesting. Who/what is it?

  14. Jump Around on FCC on Ultra-Wideband, DSL Services · · Score: -1

    House Of Pain - Jump Around

    Pack it up, pack it in, let me begin.
    I came to win, battle me that's a sin.
    I won't ever slack up, punk you better back up.
    Try and play the role and yo the whole crew'll act up.
    Get up, stand up (c'mon!) c'mon throw your hands up.
    If you've got the feeling, jump across the ceiling.
    Muggs lifts a funk flow, someone's talking junk.
    Yo I bust him in the eye, and then I'll take the punk's hoe.
    Feelin, funkin, amps in the trunk and I got more rhymes.
    than there's cops at a Dunkin' Donuts shop.
    Sho' nuff, I got props.
    From the kids on the Hill plus my mom and my pops.
    I came to get down, I came to get down.
    So get out your seat and jump around!

    Jump around! (3X)
    Jump up, jump up and get down!
    Jump! (17X)

    I'll serve your ass like John McEnroe.
    If your girl steps up, I'm smacking the hoe.
    Word to your moms, I came to drop bombs.
    I got more rhymes than the Bible's got Psalms.
    And just like the Prodigal Son I've returned.
    Anyone stepping to me you'll get burned.
    Cause I got lyrics, but you ain't got none.
    If you come to battle bring a shotgun!
    But if you do you're a fool, cause I duel, to the death.
    Trying to step to me, you'll take your last breath.
    I got the skills, come get your fill.
    Cause when I shoot the gift, I shoot to Kill.
    I came to get down, I came to get down.
    So get out your seat and jump around!

    Jump around! (3X)
    Jump up, jump up and get down!
    Jump! (17X)

    I'm the cream of the crop, I rise to the top.
    I never eat a pig, cause a pig is a cop.
    Or better yet a Terminator, like Arnold Schwarzanegger.
    Try to play me out like, as if my name was Sega.
    But I ain't going out like no punk bitch.
    Get used to one style and yo and I might switch.
    it up up and around, then buck buck you down.
    Put out your head and then you wake up in the Dawn of the Dead.
    I'm coming to get ya, I'm coming to get ya.
    Spitting out lyrics, homie I'll wet ya.
    I came to get down, I came to get down.
    So get out your seat and jump around!

    Jump around! (3X)
    Jump up, jump up and get down!
    Jump! (33X)

    Yo, this is dedicated.. to Joe.. DeBerg.. Dakota!
    Grab your bozack, punk!

  15. Flying High Again on Inside Intel · · Score: -1

    Ozzy Osbourne - Flying High Again

    Got a crazy feeling I don't understand
    'Gotta get away from here
    Feelin' like I shoulda kept my feet on the ground
    Waitin' for the sun to appear

    Mamma's gonna worry
    I been a bad bad boy
    No use sayin' sorry
    It's something that I enjoy

    'Cause you can't see what my eyes see
    (I can see it, I can see it)
    And you can't be inside of me, flying high again

    I can see through the mountains watch me disappear
    I can even touch the sky
    Swallowing colours of the sound I hear
    Am I just a crazy guy. (You bet).

    Mamma's gonna worry
    I been a bad bad boy
    No use sayin' sorry
    It's something that I enjoy

    If you could be inside my head
    You'd see that black and white is read
    Flying high again [x 4]
    Come on and join me.

    Flying high again [x 4]
    Come on and join me.

    Daddy thinks I'm lazy he don't understand
    Never saw inside my head
    People think I'm crazy but I'm in demand
    Never heard a thing I said.

    Mamma's gonna worry
    I been a bad bad boy
    No use sayin' sorry
    It's something that I enjoy

    Flying high again [x 4]

  16. Re:Linus Torvalds Merges Self with Tree!! on Linus Merges ALSA Into 2.5.4 · · Score: -1

    Wow, that was pretty [freaking] stupid. Try again next time, clownhat.

  17. Re:LINUX QUESTION on Linus Merges ALSA Into 2.5.4 · · Score: -1

    Hey, that's pretty good. You got the 40-columns _AND_ the reversed-case text. I'm impressed.

  18. Drain You on Linus Merges ALSA Into 2.5.4 · · Score: -1

    Nirvana - Drain You

    One baby to another said,
    I'm lucky to have met you
    I don't care what you think
    Unless it is about me
    It is now my duty to completely drain you
    A travel through a tube
    And end up in your infection
    Chew your meat for you
    Pass it back and forth in a passionate kiss
    From my mouth to yours because I like you

    With eyes so dilated,
    I've became your pupil
    You've taught me everything
    Without a poison apple
    The water is so yellow, I'm a healthy student
    Indebted and so grateful -
    Vacuum out the fluids
    Sloppy lips to lips
    You're my vitamins because I'm like you

  19. Talk Dirty To Me on What is .NET? · · Score: -1

    Poison - Talk Dirty To Me

    You know I never
    I never seen you look so good
    You never act the way you should
    But I like it
    And I know you like it too
    The way that I want you
    I gotta have you
    Oh yes, I do

    You know I never
    I never ever stay out late
    You know that I can hardly wait
    Just to see you
    And I know you cannot wait
    Wait to see me too
    I gotta touch you

    Chorus:
    Cause baby we'll be
    At the drive-in
    In the old man's Ford
    behind the bushes
    till I'm screamin' for more
    Down the basement
    lock the cellar door
    And baby
    Talk dirty to me

    You know I call you
    I call you on the telephone
    I'm only hoping that you're home
    So I can hear you
    When you say those words to me
    And whisper so softly
    I gotta hear you

    Chorus

    C.C. pick up that guitar and talk to me

    Solo, Chorus out

  20. Hard to Handle on No-Tech Schools In Tech Land · · Score: -1

    The Black Crowes - Hard To handle

    Baby here I am
    I'm the man on the scene
    I can give you what you want
    But you gotta' come home with me

    I have got some good old lovin'
    And I got some more in store
    When I get through throwin' it on you
    You gotta' come back for more

    (Chorus)
    Boys and things that come by the dozen
    That ain't nothin' but drugstore lovin'
    Hey little thing let me light your candle
    'Cause mama I'm sure hard to handle, now,
    Gets around

    Action speaks louder than words
    And I'm a man of great experience
    I know you've got another man
    But I can love you better than him

    Take my hand don't be afraid
    I'm gonna prove every word I say
    I'm advertising love for free
    So you can place your ad with me

    (Chorus)

    Boys come along a dime by the dozen
    That ain't nothing but ten cent lovin'
    Hey little thing let me light your candle
    'Cause mama I'm sure hard to handle, now,
    Gets around

    (Repeat Verse 1)

    (Repeat Chorus 1)

  21. Seeing Things on FTC and JD Holding Hearings on IP · · Score: -1

    The Black Crowes - Seeing Things

    I find it hard to shed a tear
    You brought it all on yourself my dear
    Wrong, yes I may be
    Don't leave a light on for me
    'Cause I ain't comin' home
    It hurts me baby to be alone
    Yes, it hurts me baby

    A hundred years will never ease
    Hearing things I won't believe
    I saw it with my own two eyes
    All the pain that I can't hide
    And this pain starts in my heart
    And this love tears us apart
    You won't find me bent down on my knees
    Ain't bendin' over backwards baby
    Not to please

    'Cause I'm seeing things for the first time
    I'm seeing things for the first time, oh yeah
    I'm seeing things for the first time
    In my life, in my life
    I used to dream
    Of better days that never came
    Sorry ain't nothin' to me
    I'm gone and that's the way it must be
    So please I've done my time
    Lovin' you is such a crime
    You won't fine me down on, on my knees
    Won't fine me over backwards baby
    Just to please

    'Cause I'm seeing things for the first time
    I"m seeing things for the first time
    Seeing things for the first time
    Oh I'm seeing things for the first time
    Yeah, seeing things for the first time
    I'm seeing things for the first time
    Yeah, I'm seeing things for the first time
    In my life, in my life

  22. Remedy on Is Comcast Intercepting Packets? · · Score: -1

    The Black Crowes - Remedy

    Baby, baby why can't you sit still?
    Who killed that bird out on you window sill?
    Are you the reason that he broke his back?
    Did I see you laugh about that?
    If I come on like a dream?
    Would you let me show you what I mean?
    If you let me come on inside?
    Will you let it glide?

    Can I have some remedy?
    Remedy for me please.
    Cause if I had some remedy
    I'd take enough to please me.

    Baby, baby why did you dye your hair?
    Why you always keeping with your mother's dare?
    Baby why's who's who, who know you too?
    Did the other children scold on you?
    If I come on like a dream?
    Would you let me show you what I mean?
    If you let me come on inside?
    Will you let it slide?

  23. The Impression That I Get on Collateral Damage · · Score: -1

    On 11NOV01, the following happened :

    Mighty Might Bosstones - The Impression That I Get

    Have you ever bee close to tragedy
    Or been close to folks who have?
    Have you ever felt a pain so powerful
    So heavy you collapse?

    I've never had to knock on wood
    But I know someone who has
    Which makes me wonder if I could
    It makes me wonder if I've never had to knock on wood
    And I'm glad I haven't yet
    Because I'm sure it isn't good
    That's the impression that I get

    Have you ever had the odds stacked up so high
    You need a strength most don't possess?
    Or has it ever come down to do or die
    You've got to rise above the rest?

    I've never had to knock on wood
    But I know someone who has
    Which makes me wonder if I could
    It makes me wonder if I've never had to knock on wood
    And I'm glad I haven't yet
    Because I'm sure it isn't good
    That's the impression that I get

    I'm not a coward, I've just never been tested
    I'd like to think that if I was I would pass
    Look at the tested and think there but for the grace go I
    Might be a coward, I'm afraid of what I might find out

    I've never had to knock on wood
    But I know someone who has
    Which makes me wonder if I could
    It makes me wonder if I've never had to knock on wood
    And I'm glad I haven't yet
    Because I'm sure it isn't good
    That's the impression that I get

  24. Re:Got you, lyrics guy! on Spiral Galaxy Spins the Wrong Way · · Score: -1

    You beat me to the draw! Reciprocating congrats on the quick frosty piss.

  25. Thorn In My Pride on Spiral Galaxy Spins the Wrong Way · · Score: -1

    The Black Crowes - Thorn In My Pride

    Wake me when the day breaks
    Show me how the sun shines
    Tell me about your heartaches
    Who could be so unkind?
    Do you dream to touch me?
    And smile down deep inside
    Or could you just kill me?
    It's hard to make up your mind, sometimes.

    My angels, my devils, my thorn in my pride.

    Are you wanting inspiration
    You spill your secrets on me
    Then you tell me with a whisper
    Of things that will never be.
    Do you hear me breathing?
    Does it make you want to scream?
    Did you ever like a bad dream?
    Sometimes life is obscene.

    My angels, my devils, my thorn in my pride.

    Lover cover me with your sleep
    Let your love light shine
    Lover cover me with a good dream
    Let your love light shine