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  1. Hitachi drives not a viable option for pro photo on 12GB CompactFlash Cards Coming Soon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There's a huge difference between Hitachi Microdrives and a quality CF card - speed! Professional Digital SLR cameras such as those made by Nikon and Canon are able to shoot very large frames at a pretty stiff frame rate. A professional photographer would quickly be frustrated at the time it takes to write such frames to a Microdrive, making them next to worthless.

    As for the 12GB capacity, I can also see these being used in the recent crop of micro-size digital video cameras.

    -JT

  2. PASTE LINK is a significant feature? on EIOffice 2004 vs. MS Office 2003 · · Score: 1

    WTF...these guys are touting "Paste Link" a.k.a. DDE/OLE/etc. as some sort of high-tech super-advanced feature. That pretty much turned me off to the whole deal right there.

    And if I wanted 1 program for all my office needs, I'd use the shitty MS Works that comes with every computer these days...

    -JT

  3. Linus retiring? on Process Improvements in the Kernel Development · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This is very speculative, but this looks like the sort of thing somebody does to ease the transition when they turn something over to another leader. Yeah, it's about a 1:10000 chance that I'm right, but remember you heard it here first...

    -JT

  4. XEROX on What Makes a Good CD/DVD Duplicator? · · Score: 1

    Combined with the story that someone is starting to make paper discs, I'd say a xerox machine would work quite nicely :)

    -JT

  5. Dumb idea on Wi-Fi in the Sky · · Score: 3, Insightful
    OK, well here's a list of things I see wrong with this article:
    • Using uncertified transmitters in a GA aircraft
    • Unexperienced pilots flying formation
    • DOOR POPPING OPEN AT TAKEOFF

    As a pilot myself, I've got to say that these guys didn't exactly have their heads screwed on straight the day they went to do this. You couldn't PAY me enough to fly formation with another pilot whom I didn't know well, and someone obviously wasn't being too careful if doors are popping open. The wi-fi transmitters probably aren't that big of a deal, but I believe it may still be illegal, and I'd hate to do have all that gear running without a decent idea of what it was going to do to my avionics. Overall, a stunt like this does little to advance any sort of "science", and probably wasn't worth the risk to the 4 lives involved

    -JT
  6. By the "MB"? on Russian Music Site Offering Legal Songs By The MB · · Score: 1

    Is this songs by the "Megabyte", or what? Acronyms without at least one explanation given in the text are re-tar-ded. The way they say it makes it sound like it's a musical group or something.

  7. Latest technology in DMCA circumvention... on Sony Develops 25 GB Paper Disc · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...The Photocopier.

    -JT

  8. Re:From the other-sage-advice dept: on THG Linux Migration, Part Two · · Score: 1

    WTF was this mod'd -1 Offtopic? Someone having a grumpy day?

  9. typo on THG Linux Migration, Part Two · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ooh - meant to say "better ABOUT yourself".

    Damn.

    -JT

  10. From the other-sage-advice dept: on THG Linux Migration, Part Two · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Why, oh why did they forget such gems as:

    - Always check your uptime. If it's better than the guy in your shop that's always preaching the benefits of BSD/Windows 2003 Server/Coco Puffs, then you have free rein to feel better than yourself. Otherwise, you should go home, beat yourself up, and make angry anonomyous coward postings to Slashdot.

    - When trying to figure out a problem with a command-line utility, it shouldn't be "Awww, man!", but rather "[user]# man awk".

    - Penguins are much more cuddly than windowpanes

    And so on... :)

    -JT

  11. Here's a Nomination... on 2004 Jefferson Muzzle Awards · · Score: 5, Funny

    The front page says, "If you know of an act of censorship you believe is deserving of a Jefferson Muzzle, the Center encourages and invites your nomination."

    To this end, I nominate the Slashdot Editors. Congratulations guys!

    (just a joke folks...now watch this thread disappear due to the whims of mgmt)

    :P

    -JT

  12. Ahh...to be a handless Jedi Knight. on Implant a Chip in Your Head · · Score: 1

    From the article: "You don't wake up and turn on your hand," Mr. Surgenor said.

    Later overheard in the Mos Eisley Cantina:
    Damn Luke! You need to get you some of that!

    -JT :)

  13. Somebody get a dictionary? on The Geek Shall Inherit the Earth · · Score: 1, Funny

    In short, there has never been a better time to be an anorak - a word that now has affectionate, rather than pejorative, connotations. The word 'geek' has also lost its stigma, having been promoted from a noun to verb, as in to 'geek out'.

    Call me crazy, but I thought an 'anorak' was a puffy coat? Maybe this is some obtuse slang that I don't know about...

    -JT

  14. Quantum Consciousness on Those Eureka Moments · · Score: 1

    I wonder how this combines with the idea of a "Quantum Consciousness", as posted on /. a few years back. Hameroff's work is pretty interesting , and I've got to say pretty enticing. You can check it out HERE.

    -JT

  15. "Vulture Capitalists?" on Air Canada Sues Over Misuse Of Employee Password · · Score: 0, Redundant

    From the article:

    Some of Canada's largest pension funds as well as Toronto conglomerate Onex Corp. and several U.S. vulture funds have been mentioned as possible replacement investors in the airline.

    What a freudian slip :)

    -JT

  16. Except that now... on How To Catch A Scammer/Spammer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...your server has that much more spam to send to the bitbucket. :)

    --JT

  17. Finally!!! on For sale: Eurotunnel Tunnel Boring Machine · · Score: 1

    My search for D'ni can finally begin!!!

    :)

    -JT

  18. In other news... on Google's Gmail To Offer 1GB E-mail Storage? · · Score: 1

    ...Phil Katz (creator of PKZip), announces that an angel visited him in the night and bestowed upon him the secret to infinite compression.

    Hard drive makers are subsequently scrambling to produce 0 GB hard drives.

    And in addition to GMail, Google now finally has the capacity to fully index the porn sites.

    -JT

  19. Re:Orrin Hatch on PIRATE Act Introduced in Congress · · Score: 1

    Orrin Hatch is a senator from Utah, not the District of Columbia.

    And I have a hard time believing the Latter Day Saints would elect a guy in favor of any sort of marijuana...

    :)

    -JT

  20. Why Getting Caught Can Be Worth It. on Record Industry Sues 532 More U.S. File-Sharers · · Score: 1

    At $3,000 per settlement, it takes only 200 full CDs at $15 per CD to make this worth it. Considering your average CD has about 15 songs on it, that would be about 3,000 songs...very close to the 99 cent price given out by the various online music stores.

    More than 3,000 songs - and you're making money :)

    -JT

  21. Insert Obligatory "Rupert" Joke Here... on The Sun's 10th Planet... Sedna? · · Score: 1

    Now that NASA's press release giving the PHONE NUMBER for "reporters only" to call in and listen to the briefing has been Slashdotted, the same is sure to happen to said phone number.

    Too bad, I'd have liked to hear about it from some reputable news sources instead of reading a comment in some tard's blog that says, "I WAS ON TEH PHONE WEN NASAW ANNOUNSED 10th PLANAT! LETS NAME IT RUPART!!!"

    :)

    -JT

  22. How to Log On: on US Military Builds MMO Earth Simulator · · Score: 1

    1. Break into the Pentagon.
    2. Dodge robotic tank under development by DARPA.
    3. Stumble breathlessly into Rumsfeld's office.
    4. Jump out the window.

    If this doesn't make sense, try reading this

  23. Re:Somebody call Ford and Zaphod on Keyless Entries Fail In Las Vegas On Friday · · Score: 1

    Or, depending on how you see it, the Improbability Drive is working perfectly :)

    --JT

  24. Hair dryers? on Electric Shavers Rot Your Brain · · Score: 1

    Huh, guess that explains why hairdressers always seem to be such dingbats :)

    (Laugh -- it's a joke!)

    -JT

  25. Metal Slug influence for Duke Nukem? on GameSpot Recaps 25-Year History of SNK · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Just got to thinking, what are the chances that Metal Slug X was the influence for Duke Nukem? I mean, rakish hero fighting alien bastards? Hardly an original plot premise, but Duke's "attitude" seems to be a natural progression of the Metal Slug Guy's tough-man image :)

    The thing I don't know is, what came first - MSX or DN3D? Perhaps the influence was actually the other way around?

    -JT