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  1. Re:The inexplicable geek detector joke on So You Think Physics is Funny? · · Score: 1

    You explain to said geek suspect that you have spotted a VW Beetle (new or old, doesn't matter) whose license plate reads "FEATURE".

    One of my coworkers wives has a 2000 VW Bug with the license plate "Y2K Bug"

  2. Re:Walks into a bar.... on So You Think Physics is Funny? · · Score: 1

    you know that puns are the lowest form of humor, and the most popular form of geek humor... this is not a coincidence.

  3. Re:Bumper sticker on So You Think Physics is Funny? · · Score: 1

    This post was marked as redundant, but I'd glad the joke got posted again. Reading it a second time, I finally get it.

    You know, all posts can be considered redundant if you read them twice.

  4. Re:Worst. Video Game. Ever! on Sega Goes Crazy, Sues Fox, EA Over Taxi · · Score: 1

    I'm just happy that it's a game my two-year-old can play without any 'actual' violence ( although you can run over the characters, they go flying and aren't hurt ).

    Just like in real life!

  5. Re:LCD Quality (yes, an OT rant) on ViewSonic AirPanel v150 Review at Ars Technica · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Anyone else see LCDs like this, or are my eyes just plaine fucked?

    No, you're right. This is even more true when dealing with plasma TVs.. Flat panel TVs look like shit. You're not paying for picture quality, you're paying for a thin TV/monitor.

  6. Re:Deja vu, MSN on AOL's $299 PC · · Score: 2, Insightful

    $299 + 12*$23.90 = $585.80

    I do not think they are losing money supplying a low end computer for over $500.


    I see, and it costs AOL nothing to provide internet service for a year?

  7. only game site on GameSpy And IGN To Merge · · Score: 1

    The only two game sites I visit are slashdot, and gametrailers.com

    I don't need some jackass telling me how easy a game is for him.. i'd rather get gaming news, and watch game trailers.. and no stupid flash ads that cover up content.

  8. Re:Shitty List on 2003 Videogame Holiday Gift Guide · · Score: 1

    I noticed that Dino Crisis 3 and Enter the Matrix were on the XBox list.

    Well, their credability went down the toilet for me


    Come on, they had to find *25* good titles for the xbox.. be happy they didn't just list Halo 25 times.

  9. Re:A little more info please... on 2003 Videogame Holiday Gift Guide · · Score: 1

    Also, same thing for Tony Hawk: Underground. Does anyone know if anything has changed other than the small bits mentioned in the blurb?

    http://www.gametrailers.com is your new best friend. Just watching the trailer for Tony Hawk Underground shows how much has changed (the fact that the skater can pick up the board and run, as well as climb walls and houses)

  10. Re:Computer games... on The Most Incorrect Assumptions In Computing? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Urban Legend. No one named Kristian Wilson has ever worked for Nintendo.

  11. Re:Paperless office, bah! on The Most Incorrect Assumptions In Computing? · · Score: 1

    That computers would bring about the "paperless office".

    They have for me.. I don't even have a printer here at work.. Sure I still get tons of paper from all the other dorks who like to print out their email etc, but I don't participate.

  12. Re:100MHz was the absolute limit on The Most Incorrect Assumptions In Computing? · · Score: 1

    It turns out that the number "100" contains three digits.
    It's only 2 digits if you write it as "64"

  13. Re:9600 baud on The Most Incorrect Assumptions In Computing? · · Score: 1

    wait a minute, isn't that true? 56k is only possible due to compression, it still actually runs at 9600 baud.

    Unless you're talking about DSL, which isn't quite the same thing.

  14. Re:A little Googling and: on The Most Incorrect Assumptions In Computing? · · Score: 1

    I believe OS/2 is destined to be the most important operating system, and possibly program, of all time.

    Actually, I think Bill really meant to say was "I believe OS/2 is destined to be the most important lesson of all time."

    The lesson being, of course, don't fuck with Bill Gates.

  15. Someone help me out here on Paraphrasing Sentences With Software · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm too lazy to read the article.. could someone write some software to paraphrase it for me?

  16. Re:A trend perhaps on After The GNOME Bounties, It's Mozilla's Turn · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't exactly call 100 grand a bounty...if you live in NYC, its the minimum you'd need to pay rent & support a wife and two kids.

    And yet millions in NYC do just fine on a percentage of that.

    Perhaps you just can't economize.

  17. Re:Mozilla Question on After The GNOME Bounties, It's Mozilla's Turn · · Score: 1

    add the following code to your user.js file: // Instead of annoying error dialog messages, display pages:
    user_pref("browser.xul.error_pages.enabled ", true);


    First of all, this rules. Thanks. Secondly, it works just great in mozilla.

  18. Re:My Mozilla bounty on After The GNOME Bounties, It's Mozilla's Turn · · Score: 2, Informative

    However it does not work on hotmail.

    Sure it does, use the "Lock Tab" feature. Turn it on, and then bookmark hotmail, from now on all links in hotmail will open in a new tab... including javascript ones.

  19. Re:i find it funny on Dance Dance Revolution World Endurance Record Broken · · Score: 1

    I was drunk for 37 hours.. and it wasn't even for a charity or nothing.

  20. Re:Think of the target audience. on Sony's PSX Game/Media Hub Loses Features For Early Release · · Score: 1

    I think the target audience is "people with so much money and so little common sense that they're willing to blow nearly $1000 on a device that isn't any better than a $170 device (PS2) coupled with a $200 device (TiVo) sold by the same company".

  21. another change on Sony's PSX Game/Media Hub Loses Features For Early Release · · Score: 2, Funny

    aparently Sony's PSX has just been renamed to "Fuck You Customer".

  22. Re:I'm starting to come around in my way of thinki on MIT Students Get an Education in Software Development · · Score: 1

    I used to be somewhat aggravated about the perceived flood of jobs leaving our country.

    I still am. And you are probably right about it finally reaching an equillibrium.

    However, I'm thinking that it will happen sooner rather than later. The reason being trustworthiness and security.

    I work for a newspaper. We wouldn't dream of outsourcing our programming to another country. The integrity of our content is too important.

    Most Americans don't trust our own government, why should we trust the Indian government? We wouldn't want the Indian government having any control over our content or our software (since the software can manipulate the content).

    The Indian government may claim to be a democracy, but many people disagree.

  23. Re:Wireless attacks on local networks on Apple Responds to Exploit · · Score: 1

    people downplay the importance of exploits like these because the attacker has to be on your local network to take advantage of the security hole

    I sure don't trust other departments in this building either. I don't trust the sales people. They're all jerkoffs. Does anyone here really trust every one of their co-workers? What about that guy Bob down the hall who just got fired?

  24. Re:much ado about nothing on Apple Responds to Exploit · · Score: 1

    really, from apples docs, you have to have a malicious dhcp server on your subnet. of course, someone could bring a rogue box into work, but this isn't on par with ms exploits.

    That's what's so deceitful about apple's docs. They act as if a dhcp server is some special hardware. Any machine on the network can act as a dhcp server. Who's to say that another box isn't compromised, turned into a dhcp server, and used to gain access to the entire network?

  25. Re:Oh give it a rest on Apple Responds to Exploit · · Score: 1

    Where I work, our servers use it to send alerts to those that manage them. Works well since, unlike e-mail, it will get immediate attention.

    We have robots that send out messages using AIM.. much more effective since it can target people's phones as well.

    Our solution is better than yours, and it doesn't require opening ports on end users' PCs.