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2003 Videogame Holiday Gift Guide

Tim Grube writes "Gaming Horizon is currently hosting a feature that informs gamers on what to buy this holiday season. The 2003 Holiday Gift Guide presents twenty-five titles per console including the Microsoft Xbox, Sony Playstation 2, Nintendo GameCube, PC, and HandHelds."

194 comments

  1. A little more info please... by PurdueGraphicsMan · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Any Final Fantasy fans out there? I'm a big fan of the entire FF series (my fav is still 7) and I'm trying to figure out what FF X-2 is going to be like. Any insider bits?

    Also, same thing for Tony Hawk: Underground. Does anyone know if anything has changed other than the small bits mentioned in the blurb?

    I've done a little research into Silent Hill 3 and I have to say that it looks like it's going to be a great game. It actually looks like it might have some of the best game-mode graphics I've seen on the PS2 yet.

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    1. Re:A little more info please... by Vaevictis666 · · Score: 2, Informative
    2. Re:A little more info please... by Dylan_t_p · · Score: 1

      I'm 90% sure both of those games are out (i'm sure on tony hawk underground) you should really try what I did, rent the games and judge based on that, though th:underground is a very good game, the ability to jump off the board and walk around is a cool addition

    3. Re:A little more info please... by PainKilleR-CE · · Score: 1

      Yeah, FFX-2 came out about 2 weeks ago. Silent Hill 3 has been out for quite a while as well.

      Personally, I think the website's list has just shortened to a new server, though that could just be my connection burning. The XBox list contained a few notoriously bad games, so I can't see much hope for the remaining lists.

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    4. Re:A little more info please... by DrEldarion · · Score: 2, Informative

      I don't know about X-2, but if you like MMORPGs, FFXI is a great one. The gameplay is pretty standard MMORPG fare (with some nice enhancements like subjobs, a great auction house, plenty of quests and missions, and more), but the best part about it is the atmosphere. The enemies are detailed and move realistically (down to rarabs (rabbits) wiggling their noses), the areas are gorgeous and the music in them is incredible. Everything has a very FF feel to it.

      This is the first MMORPG that I haven't gotten sick of after a couple weeks because there's just SO much to do. Gardening, fishing, playing the AH/Shops to make money, levelling other jobs, exploring all the gorgeous areas, and a bunch more.

    5. Re:A little more info please... by alphaseven · · Score: 1

      I've done a little research into Silent Hill 3 and I have to say that it looks like it's going to be a great game. It actually looks like it might have some of the best game-mode graphics I've seen on the PS2 yet.

      Silent Hill 3 is a great looking PS2 game, especially the character designs, they look and sound like they could be based on real people, with freckles or wrinkes and normal clothes. Good architecture, the areas are designed like they could be real places. It feels like you're actually exploring a closed down mall or abandoned hospital. The monsters are bland looking, but the game is more about exploration and mood than killing. Some scary moments, more so because there are so few of them and are unexpected.

      Only drawback is the game is short, my game was 8 or 9 hours. Though this could be an advantage if you don't have a lot of spare time. And there are features like extra costumes you can unlock by going through the game again.

    6. Re:A little more info please... by wembley · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've been playing FF X-2 for around 2 weeks (got it day after release).

      Very fun. All of Spira is open from the get-go, and you have missions all over the place.

      Animation and graphics are top-shelf.

      You only get the three playable characters, but it's kind of cool figuring out which dresspheres (jobs) you want them to specialize in. For instance, I've been training:
      Yuna - Gunner, White Mage, Black Mage, Songstress
      Rikku - Thief, White Mage, GunMage, Warrior
      Paine - Warrior, Samurai, Black Mage

      I have never played an FF where I used "Phoenix Down" so often! Monsters are generally pretty tough, and the girls get KO'ed a lot.

      The Songstress class is silly. The character actually insists on going "La La La" when you cast a 'sing' spell.

      There have been some fun minigames so far. And there's the slight disturbing, pseudo-lesbian "massage" game in LeBlanc's HQ...

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    7. Re:A little more info please... by Fjord · · Score: 1

      I gave up on FF a while ago. I just can't stand leveling anymore. I prefer adventure games like Zelda, GTA:VC, or Jak 2, where the plot is somewhat nonlinear but accomplishing goals give your rewards that further the plot or make the game easier.

      I rented TH:U and was wholy underwhelmed. I'd suggest renting it before buying to make sure it's what you like. SSX3 is in the same genre and is much mroe addictive.

      SH3 is HARD. Okay, I set the difficultly levels to the hardest, but damn. I haven't gotten very far in (did I mention it is hard) but I don't find graphics are not that spectacular. The game so far is more like SH1 than SH2. I loved both games so I'm not disappointed, but just realize the format is a bit different if you've only played SH2 (the puzzles are real puzzles being the big one).

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    8. Re:A little more info please... by prockcore · · Score: 1

      Also, same thing for Tony Hawk: Underground. Does anyone know if anything has changed other than the small bits mentioned in the blurb?

      http://www.gametrailers.com is your new best friend. Just watching the trailer for Tony Hawk Underground shows how much has changed (the fact that the skater can pick up the board and run, as well as climb walls and houses)

    9. Re:A little more info please... by skt · · Score: 1

      The new final fantasy game X-2 is very non-linear.. I just got done playing it and really enjoyed it. It is such a huge improvement over FF X which played more like a movie, the first 90% of the game it just felt like I was pushing O to advance the story along the destined path. The story was very good in X, but unfortuantely I really didn't find it that much fun until the game opened up towards the end.

      X-2, however, you are basically free to do what you want whenever you want.. there are a ton of side quests that explore the story more deeply if you want to do them. If you can survive the first cutscene you'll be hooked. I still don't like the way the camera works in X/X-2 and in a few areas there are FPS problems, but overall it is one of my favorite final fantasy games.

    10. Re:A little more info please... by Kelz · · Score: 1

      I just wish they would make a new server for US only so there wouldn't be a thousand uber-japanese already playing when you first join. It would be interesting to see how the US server economy played out as opposed to the Japan servers. Thats really the only thing stopping me from getting it: If I buy a new game, I want it to be NEW dammit!

    11. Re:A little more info please... by windside · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've been a fan of the FF series for quite some time. FFX2 is a huge improvement on FFX, mainly because it devotes far more attention to the gameplay and far less attention to some blonde airhead pretty boy who plays a lot of underwater soccer. If you're a fan of the more thought-driven "Tactics" series, you'll probably get a kick out of the fact that the concept of Jobs have yet again been intoduced into the mainstream of FF games. I think the last time this happened was in FF5, which was released in English as part of the FF Anthology. SO, think of FFX2 as Tactics with better graphics and a better story. Kind of.

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    12. Re:A little more info please... by DrEldarion · · Score: 1

      They're actually opening up three new servers, which will most likely be almost all USA people since the Japanese probably won't want to leave their servers behind (they allowed emigration to the new servers).

      But still, playing with the Japanese is a LOT better than not. Money is VERY VERY hard to come by in this game except through the auction house. Items that can be used for crafting go for a lot of money, and that is pretty much everyone's money supply. If there were no demand for that, the game would be infinitely harder due to crappy equipment/no spells, and it's already hard enough.

      Then there's the fact that there are people to raise you when you need it, people to help with the subjob quest, etc etc. The Japanese players, for the most part, are incredibly nice and very eager to help.

      I was disappointed when I heard that there weren't going to be new US servers, but once I actually started playing, I'm VERY glad we're on the established ones.

    13. Re:A little more info please... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'm trying to figure out what FF X-2 is going to be like.

      100% fanservice.
    14. Re:A little more info please... by FurryFeet · · Score: 1

      ...there's just SO much to do. Gardening, fishing, playing the AH/Shops to make money, levelling other jobs, exploring all the gorgeous areas, and a bunch more.

      Yeah, yeah, we all love the Sims...

    15. Re:A little more info please... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FF X-2 is as gay as the previous one. Just a bunch of Jappy-animated bimbos that look like young boys running around in a bunch of cut scenes, with one or two fights. After 10 hours of cut scenes, you get to choose which bimbo disappears tragically, only to return for the final battle.

      Square is so full of crap with these damn cheesy Jappy-animated movies posing as RPGs. If you like RPGs, then this game will suck ass. If you're Michael Jackson and like young boys, you'll love this game because, just like the Jap chicks themselves, all the girls in this game have mosquito bites for breasts and have the bodies of 12 year old prepubescent boys.

  2. Real Christmas Game by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


    In the spirit of the season you should send links to Jesus Dressup out to your loved ones. It's free[1] and really makes one appreciate the holiday spirit.. or something like that.


    [1] Nails not included

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  3. Dear Santa: by shystershep · · Score: 3, Funny
    I really enjoyed that lump of coal last year, but this year how about something a little more, um, interactive. I've been real good. Honest!

    Thanks Santa!

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    1. Re:Dear Santa: by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      I found this letter for you:


      Dear shystershep,

      How dare you be so ungrateful! That coal is a precious artifact taken directly from the sunken Titanic itself! You should be spending every day telling people how YOU have a piece of the most important history ever! More interactive... BAH!

      Love,
      Santa


    2. Re:Dear Santa: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      For Christmas, I want a sense of humor

      -- AKAImBatman

    3. Re:Dear Santa: by AKAImBatman · · Score: 0

      What can I say? You win some, you loose some.

      My day job pays more anyway. :P

    4. Re:Dear Santa: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You loose[n] what, your anus?

    5. Re:Dear Santa: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Shep,

      This year I am going to bring you a stick and a string. What you need to do is attach one end of the string to the coal and the other end to the stick. Place the stick in the ground and you have a custom tetherball set.

      Santa

    6. Re:Dear Santa: by aero6dof · · Score: 1

      Have you tried burning the coal? That's pretty interactive - real time plasma effects and everything!

  4. That was quick by IANAL(BIAILS) · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wow - two comments and the website is already getting slashdotted...

    1. Re:That was quick by Frymaster · · Score: 1
      all i want for christmas is... bandwidth!

      no. really.

    2. Re:That was quick by Grant29 · · Score: 1

      For an even balanced website full of good deals on gifts for Christmas (i.e. not only video games) check out Retail Retreat. Bargains are hand picked daily and posted.

  5. Half-Life 2? by Doc+Squidly · · Score: 1

    Please let valve release Half-Life 2 soon. I'm dying here. A man can only play so much Counter-Strike.

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    1. Re:Half-Life 2? by Dylan_t_p · · Score: 1

      if your looking for half-life 2 for christmas you better be planning a christmas in july :) (I'm sure thats not the actual month it's going to be released but at the rate things are going you never know)

    2. Re:Half-Life 2? by Torinaga-Sama · · Score: 1

      Step away from the keyboard, friend.

      As a Counter-Strike Refugee, i implore you to try another game, ANY other game.

      It got so bad in my house that my wife started to recognize maps by name. She even recognized the remake of de_dust in Soldier of Fortune.

      I used have dreams and all the words in these dreams were Counter-Strike Radio commands. "gogogo", "fire i the hole", "taking fire, need assistance" "negative" "roger that". It's amusing at first but a whole night of dreaming gets a little unnerving.

      Addtionally I went through 3 mice, and 2 headsets on account of this game. I also damaged my desk.

      I have found that since I quit playing CS I don't get mad while playig games anymore.

      I still can't wait for HL2 though.

      I was really inot SOF2, and I want Deathball (UT2K3 mod) to catch on big over here. Also "Call of Duty" has pretty nice multiplayer. Just pick somehting else and try it.

      Counter-Strike is like a zone of compfort that a lot of people fall into. You are used to the maps, you are used to everything, it's like being married for 24 years except there is no sex involved. It is not still fun. It is just what you do.

      Step away, friend. Step Away.

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    3. Re:Half-Life 2? by lizzardo · · Score: 1

      Didn't the December issue of Playboy already declare the Half-Life 2 was the number one game of the year?

    4. Re:Half-Life 2? by gorfie · · Score: 1

      I just gave up counterstrike a few weeks back. The first 2 days were terrible, I kept thinking about CS this, CS that... but I stood firm. Then my computer crashed and I reformatted and I didn't bother putting CS back on... that worked like a charm too. Haven't found a good replacement game though... it's pretty sad but I'm more excited about setting up an Apache server at work than I am about Christmas... :/

    5. Re:Half-Life 2? by Torinaga-Sama · · Score: 1

      YAY!!!!!

      Another refugee. Stay Strong man.

      I kicked around with Soldier of Fortune 2 for awhile but it wasn't the same. Now I don't game nearly as much and it's amazing what I get done.

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    6. Re:Half-Life 2? by Don+Cron · · Score: 1
      Please let valve release Half-Life 2 soon. I'm dying here. A man can only play so much Counter-Strike. I think I think, therefore I think I am.

      You mean re-release, right?

      -Don

    7. Re:Half-Life 2? by Doc+Squidly · · Score: 1

      Interesting, sometimes after I've been playing for a few hours and I'd go out (yes, I can leave my house) I could still see the cross-hairs and HUD overlayed on the real world. Similarly, when after playing Red Alert 2, I'd see health bars floating about peoples' heads in public.
      Is there 12-step program for people like me?

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    8. Re:Half-Life 2? by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      Counter-Strike just really isn't that good. At all. There have been much better multiplayer games released since the late 90s. Better engines than that 1998 clunker.

      I don't get Counter-Strike players. Even Worms 3D is a better multiplayer game.

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    9. Re:Half-Life 2? by Torinaga-Sama · · Score: 1

      I dunno, but let me know if you find one.

      After playing Balders Gate for awhile I would find myself saying things like

      "GO FOR THE EYES, BOO, GO FOR THE EYES!"

      or

      "Our Quest is Vain."

      I also sometimes find myself hitting tab at work so I can mute my coworkers.

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    10. Re:Half-Life 2? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I'm dying here. A man can only play so much Counter-Strike."

      If you're dying, you obviously need the practice...

      You should thank Valve for helping turn you into the superhuman FPS uberplayer you will become.

    11. Re:Half-Life 2? by Deraj+DeZine · · Score: 1

      That's a stupid sig and you're a stupid person for using it.

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    12. Re:Half-Life 2? by Doc+Squidly · · Score: 1

      Ok, how about I make my new sig "Deraj DeZine is an asshole". Sound good to you?

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    13. Re:Half-Life 2? by Deraj+DeZine · · Score: 1

      I'll have to admit that that is a much better sig. Glad to know some people still take me seriously =)

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  6. too bad... by ActionPlant · · Score: 1

    Half-Life 2 won't happen. Or Halo 2 for that matter.

    Damon,

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    1. Re:too bad... by Dreadlord · · Score: 1

      not to mension Doom III, I really wanted to play it during the holidays :(
      Anyway, I've got Deus Ex 2, it's as good as the first game IMO, I've also got the new Broken Sword game, and I really like it, so it's not a bad gaming holiday for me.

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    2. Re:too bad... by ActionPlant · · Score: 1

      True, it is a good substitute for now...but I'm with you on the Doom III. A lot of people wanted to be playing that game on Christmas day. :(

      Damon,

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    3. Re:too bad... by mikerich · · Score: 1
      Broken Sword

      Ah what a great game this is turning out to be! It's been far too long since the last game with a decent narrative. Hmmm was that 'Broken Sword 2'?

      So okay the graphics engine is just 'adequate' and its not one for people with attention issues, but for a slice of good, old-fashioned fun it can't be beaten.

      If only LucasArts would stop churning out sub-standard Star Wars tie-ins and fire up SCUMM again we could have more games which rely on character and story to drag you in.

      Best wishes,
      Mike.

    4. Re:too bad... by heinousjay · · Score: 1
      [blah blah blah]...character and story...[blah blah blah]

      The seventeen people in the world who look for this in a video game really need to get their taste revamped. If you want character and story, read a frigging book.

      Ok, flame off. I have a serious point to make here. There have been some interesting games that incorporated traditional storytelling mechanisms into the play, but by and large gaming is a visceral experience. This is a mass market now, not the hobby of the unwashed few. The best story you can hope for is the cheesy watered down soap opera theatrics of a Final Fantasy.

      In reality, I find myself craving games that don't rely on cinematic effects and vicarious illegalities to make them fun. Good luck on that one, I guess.

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  7. This the season ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I work for one for the larger electronics distributor in Georgia, and we greatly depend on the profits generated during the holiday season.

    One thing we have noticed, is that a lot of young professionals seem to own and purchase video games on a regular basis. These are probably the same children who in the 80s were purchasing Atari's 1300, Intellivision, Coleco, and Amtrads.

    We find that there is a great shift to more mature titles such as Final Fantasy 13, Gotham Racing 4, and Super Smash brothers.

    I'll probably return next January to post our sales statistics in this forum, since it may be of interest to some folks around here.

    1. Re:This the season ... by Bagels · · Score: 4, Informative

      Erm... "Final Fantasy 13" doesn't exist (they've announced 12 and released 11). "Super Smash Brothers" is a relatively old N64 game - sure you don't mean Smash Bros. Melee, the 'Cube incarnation? And Project Gotham Racing is only up to installment number 2, not 4. If you do work for an electronics distributor, you *really* need to get your act together.

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    2. Re:This the season ... by Gr33nNight · · Score: 4, Funny

      He must work for EB.

    3. Re:This the season ... by TimboJones · · Score: 2, Funny

      Missing comma. Read as: "Final Fantasy $Version, XIII,..."

    4. Re:This the season ... by Tofino · · Score: 3, Funny
      These are probably the same children who in the 80s were purchasing Atari's 1300

      Those were OK, but only half as good as the Atari console I had...

    5. Re:This the season ... by cloudship_tacitus · · Score: 1

      nice shot :)

    6. Re:This the season ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nice lack of spine, kiddo ;)

    7. Re:This the season ... by single_user_mode · · Score: 1

      genrallty EB staff are a joke...they got the 'cool' kids crowd, who have that i am so bored but hip stance and look and seem as tho they would rather be hang'in with friends outside mcdonalds on there skateboards then here...oh yeah and they got some token chick behind the counter so the geeks will have at least some contact with a female of the species sometime through the week. trouble is she knows as much about games as i know about justin timberlake/britany spears concert scehule/latest hit or the specials 'hip clothes' is having for this week! etc.

      EB really does suck at staffing!

      tho i found one EB staffed by hardcore gamer geeks...2 of the staff were in a heated discussion (nearly coming to blows) over the more powerful pokemon in some particular varitation of the game(these wer grown men albiet geeks) the other was attending the queries of some grandma who wanted to buy lil jhonny a game for christmas...he was ready to show her a game on the gamebiy advance and as he reached for his back pocket releaised he was naked without his gba...almost embarrasingly he asked the two morons arguing over pokemon if they had ther gba's handy...both nearly knocked each other over to recipircate...both loudly proclaiming for all to hear... "I am packin" as they reaced for the GBA's. what a HOOT! and how a game shop should be run.

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    8. Re:This the season ... by fbg111 · · Score: 0, Troll

      ...and Super Smash brothers.

      A mature Nintendo game? Hell really has frozen over.

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    9. Re:This the season ... by Shadarr · · Score: 1

      Man, I wish I could shop there. I love EB but hate the staff. The best I can do is the manager of one of the stores, who is in his 30's and is helpful but not obtrusive. When I bought my GameCube last month I waited till he was free just so I wouldn't have to listen to the regular idiotic banter.

    10. Re:This the season ... by The_dev0 · · Score: 1

      Buddy, you need to grease up your reel. You could hear the bearings squeal on that cast...

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  8. I suggest.... by Kirk+Troll · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... not giving the gift of MMORPG to your kids, because not only will you be laden heavy monthly fees, but you'll probably never see them again.

    Unless you, like... hate them or something. At least they won't pester you for a car anymore. Excelt way to remove them from your life without giving 'em away. And you can feed them with just cheap chips!

    1. Re:I suggest.... by Predathar · · Score: 1

      Man so true, I started Dark age of Camelot 2 years ago and I still cant let go, its consuming sooo much of my time. It made me realize what exactly the term EverCrack means.

      Good games for kids would be : NHL 2004 and I guess the new Prince of Persia

    2. Re:I suggest.... by DrEldarion · · Score: 1

      Heavy monthly fees? Most are $12ish/month nowadays. That's the equivalent of one movie with food. Seems a lot more economical to me to have entertainment for the entire month than for one night.

    3. Re:I suggest.... by Kirk+Troll · · Score: 1

      But couldn't you just play a nice free (Gunbound, Enemy Territory) or 1-time-fee game (Warcraft, Tron) and give your $12 away, or at least put it in a savings account so you can buy more games? (Or whatever you want?)

      I don't see how you can enjoy paying money per month to kill a bunch of badgers and snakes with strangers. =/

      I guess if you're wealthy (I'm not), you can afford it. Whatever. I know people who consist on MMORPG and live in a rat's nest of fitlh, papers, and dog shit.

    4. Re:I suggest.... by superid · · Score: 1

      Kobold Hunter on Galahad?

    5. Re:I suggest.... by Tofino · · Score: 1

      Online games are about finding a game that you enjoy, and wanting it to continue and expand. The monthly fee ensures this expansion, at least in games with dynamic content like the original Asheron's Call, which I'm still playing after 4+ years. A bunch of new stuff every month to roam around and explore is well worth my $9.95.

    6. Re:I suggest.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But... you've just been Reinered!

      *takes picture and runs off*

    7. Re:I suggest.... by Minderbinder106 · · Score: 1

      12 bucks for a movie and food? Where are you watching movies? It costs 9 bucks for a movie in Boston. With the remaining three bucks you can get a small soda.

    8. Re:I suggest.... by Predathar · · Score: 1

      The one and only, also got a little Kob SM, who are you ?

  9. My gaming wish list by wpmegee · · Score: 1

    1. Call of Duty
    2. Jedi Knight 3: Jedi Academy
    3. Need for Speed Underground
    4. Counter-Strike Condition Zero

    CS:CZ is already 1.5 years late... maybe it'll make the Dec. 18 release date though.

    The 3 I'm really waiting for don't come out till march- Doom ]|[, HL2, and UT2k4.

    1. Re:My gaming wish list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shouldn't that second one be:

      Star Wars: Dark Forces IV: Jedi Knight III: Jedi Outcast II: Jedi Academy?

    2. Re:My gaming wish list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, Underground is pretty cool - but it gets damn repetative
      And it's not *really* revolutionary

  10. Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Best PC/Xbox RPG this year, easily. Awesome story (better than most of the movies), fun play and lightsaber battle action! Yeah!

  11. Heh. by MAXOMENOS · · Score: 3, Funny
    Right, because I not only have a patriotic duty to spend spend spend this time of year, but I have to be told what to buy by some stuffed shirt.

    How about consulting the wish list your kids wrote to Santa? Or asking?

    1. Re:Heh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about pulling the tin-foil hat out of your ass for a change?

    2. Re:Heh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's really cute that you're advertising cards that are named for their creators' plans.

      "Operation: Hidden Agenda, it's a pack of lies! Support France today!"

    3. Re:Heh. by oliphaunt · · Score: 3, Funny

      Kids? Games are for ME! The kids can play f*cking scrabble or something.

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    4. Re:Heh. by bluesnowmonkey · · Score: 1

      It wouldn't be a bad thing if they actually went to the effort of picking the BEST games out there. But no, they seem to have just picked the best sellers. Sorry, but that's no indication of quality. I can look at something like Amazon's best sellers list if I suddenly start caring what the masses are buying.

    5. Re:Heh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, you used a "*" instead of an "u." That really obscured the word "fucking" in your post.

    6. Re:Heh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny, thearticle told me what to download this year.

  12. Why not use Metacritic by backlonthethird · · Score: 3, Informative
    They list by console and by rating. There's links to reviews, too. I am a big fan.

    Metacritic

    1. Re:Why not use Metacritic by nigelo · · Score: 1

      I've never meta-critic I didn't hate...

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  13. Holy overkill by writertype · · Score: 1
    25 titles per console? What person has that kind of money? For that kind of dough, you could buy Christmas...

    They should have picked five, or ten at the most (allowing for different genres).

    1. Re:Holy overkill by 77Punker · · Score: 1

      Think about it like this:
      You don't buy every game on the list. It's just a recommendation.
      Perhaps they recommend some RPG's, but you hate RPG's. Cut those off. Suppose they recommend game X, but you hate game X. Cut that off.
      It's a bunch of opinions arranged in such a way as to give diversity for different players and their tastes. They want the largest reader base possible, so they'll try to appeal to the most number of people.

    2. Re:Holy overkill by notque · · Score: 1

      Because if the Top 5 games in a given season are all Sports titles, and you don't like sports, then you will not find it very helpful at all.

      If you do not find it helpful, you don't go back.

      If you don't go back, they won't make $4.50 in ad revenue.

      It's a process.

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    3. Re:Holy overkill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh - more like 25 iso's per console

    4. Re:Holy overkill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      $25 titles per console at $50 a game is only $1, 250...not exactly a king's ransom. Not all of us are poor, lowly peons.

  14. Dear Santa Claus... by musingmelpomene · · Score: 5, Funny

    These games are great and everything, but before you get any of them for me based on this advice, I would like to call your attention to the fact that I lost my job on Monday.

    Therefore, here is my list:

    A manual labor job at the North Pole, which probably has better weather and better working conditions than my last workplace

    And one XBox so I can play Fable.

    Thank you Santa!

    1. Re:Dear Santa Claus... by Leareth · · Score: 1

      Umm... well I was fairly closer to the north pole then most americans this week (Fairbanks, AK on work) and let me not recommend it as it was -42 f.

      It hurt to breathe the air.

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    2. Re:Dear Santa Claus... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, Santa has been outsourcing to Honduras. He's let go over 500 elves already. You'd have better luck going to India and trying to get your job back from Upkhar or Sanjay or Akhmed.

  15. Google Cache by Pingular · · Score: 2, Informative

    Gaming Horizon is currently hosting a feature that informs gamers on what to buy this holiday season. The 2003 Holiday Gift Guide presents twenty-five titles per console including the Microsoft Xbox, Sony Playstation 2, Nintendo GameCube, PC, and HandHelds.

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  16. Yes! Duke Nukem Forever... by Kirk+Troll · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... in Christmas 2056.

    I hear it comes with bundled Arthritis cream, for we'll all have old-man joints by the time it finally comes out.

    1. Re:Yes! Duke Nukem Forever... by edgrale · · Score: 1


      Hope they don't write it in C++, otherwise they'll have to start all over by the year ~2038 :D

      hint: unix time()

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  17. A PC isn't console (Can't you guys edit at all?) by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...presents twenty-five titles per console including the Microsoft Xbox, Sony Playstation 2, Nintendo GameCube, PC, and HandHelds.

    Uh, I hate to break it to you, but a PC isn't a console. Would it behove you editors to actually correct sentences like this one before you hit the "publish" button?

    Can't you correct other people's mistakes? Is that it? Well, let me help you out then:

    "...presents twenty-five titles per platform, including the Microsoft Xbox, Sony Playstation 2, Nintendo GameCube, PC and HandHelds."

    There you go. Drop the italics from the above, and you're good to go. I've even tidied up some of the punctuation for you. No charge.

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  18. Shitty List by illuminata · · Score: 1

    Ok, the site has already felt the effect, but I noticed that Dino Crisis 3 and Enter the Matrix were on the XBox list.

    Well, their credability went down the toilet for me, and this is the first time I've heard of these people. That might be a record!

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    1. Re:Shitty List by prockcore · · Score: 1

      I noticed that Dino Crisis 3 and Enter the Matrix were on the XBox list.

      Well, their credability went down the toilet for me


      Come on, they had to find *25* good titles for the xbox.. be happy they didn't just list Halo 25 times.

    2. Re:Shitty List by illuminata · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'll make an XBox list.

      Beyond Good and Evil
      Burnout 2: Point of Impact
      Capcom vs. SNK 2 EO
      Colin McRae Rally 3
      Crimson Skies: High Road to Revenge
      Dance Dance Revolution Ultramix
      Deathrow
      Deus Ex: Invisible War
      ESPN College Hoops
      ESPN NBA Basketball
      ESPN NFL Football
      ESPN NHL Hockey
      FIFA Soccer 2004
      Freedom Fighters
      Gladius
      Goblin Commander: Unleash the Horde
      Grand Theft Auto Double Pack
      Madden NFL 2004
      Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne
      Metal Arms: Glitch in the System
      Midnight Club
      Midtown Madness 3
      Morrowind Game of the Year Edition
      NASCAR Thunder 2004
      NBA Street Vol 2
      NCAA Football 2004
      NCAA March Madness 2004
      Need for Speed Underground
      NHL 2004
      NHL Hitz Pro
      Otogi: Myth of Demon
      Panzer Dragoon Orta
      Phantasy Star Online
      Prince of Persia: Sands of Time
      Project Gotham Racing 2
      Return to Castle Wolfenstein
      Soul Calibur II
      SSX 3
      Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
      Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2004
      Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon: Island Thunder
      Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six 3
      Tony Hawk's Underground
      Top Spin
      XIII

      There you have it, 45 count. All of which were released this year. Their article had to borrow from last year's games. Also, I just scrolled down the GameTab list of XBox games, which doesn't include each and every game. Mind you, I wouldn't necessarily play every game (like DDR) that I listed, but, there is something for everybody and each game is good within their genre.

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    3. Re:Shitty List by rhuntley12 · · Score: 1

      I wish more people would give dino Crisis 3 a chance. Although the worst camera ever, it was a pretty nice game. The cutscenes alone were amzing.

    4. Re:Shitty List by Jagasian · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I wouldn't suggest all of those games. Instead, let me cherry pick the true greats:

      1. Grand Theft Auto Double Pack
      2. Deus Ex: Invisible War
      3. Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
      4. Prince of Persia: Sands of Time

    5. Re:Shitty List by Acidic_Diarrhea · · Score: 1
      And you've played all these games for a reasonable amount of time so that you can suggest them all? And why would I need more than one football or hockey game? I think one of each would suffice.

      Rather than just grabbing a list of games out there from some website why not take a little time and just point out your favorite games - the ones you own and enjoy playing often.

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    6. Re:Shitty List by illuminata · · Score: 1

      I haven't even played many of those games, but that doesn't mean that I can't suggest them. I've been playing games for close to 15 years and, in combination with reviews and comments from people that I play games with, would say that those titles are good titles for their genre. Take for example DDR. I would never go near that game, but, there are many people who love it. So, I put it on my list because you might just think that somebody you are getting gifts for would like it.

      And did I say that you needed more than one football or hockey game? No, but I put them in the list because each one of those games would be a good game in that genre. I won't tell somebody "don't get Madden, stick with ESPN NFL Football," because both have their pros and cons. People might want to weigh both options in consideration of the person they are buying for. No, I haven't played each sports game even, but I have at least played one of the games for most licenses.

      But, here's the kicker. If you thought that I was trying to make a definitive Christmas 2003 list to put the other lists to shame, you're wrong. I was simply showing prockcore that there were more than 25 good titles for the XBox this year alone, which I was able to find in just one quick scan of an XBox games list.

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  19. Largest electronics distributor in Georgia? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wal-Mart?

  20. Re:google cache by scumbucket · · Score: 0

    Heh Heh. Nice try.

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  21. Mac OSX Games? by abischof · · Score: 1

    The 2003 Holiday Gift Guide presents twenty-five titles per console including the Microsoft Xbox, Sony Playstation 2, Nintendo GameCube, PC, and HandHelds.

    Umm, any suggestions for us Mac users? (HHOS)

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    1. Re:Mac OSX Games? by insanely_mad · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes, I suggest you get an Xbox, PS2, GameCube, PC, or HandHeld.

    2. Re:Mac OSX Games? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sell your overpriced shit-machine and purchase an X-Box.

    3. Re:Mac OSX Games? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get a real machine? (HHFY)

    4. Re:Mac OSX Games? by phorm · · Score: 2, Informative

      Amazon has a list of Mac games, not sure about the newest and greatest for most but they do have ratings. Halo says it will be out on Dec 11... until then perhaps you can content yourself with such exciting titles as Burning Monkey Majjong

    5. Re:Mac OSX Games? by Tibor+the+Hun · · Score: 1

      x-plane looks really sweet.

      you can download a demo on apple's website.

      i've heard that halo2 is also being ported to osX, and there are already tons of other games (unreal, jedi academy((which sucks ass)), and many strategy games) available for macs.

      i'm a fairly serious FPS gamer, and i recently switched to macs, and was surprised to see how many games are actually ported to osX. (although i still play mostly on wintel because of *cough* file-sharing issues *cough*)

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    6. Re:Mac OSX Games? by Tibor+the+Hun · · Score: 1

      i meant halo, not halo2

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    7. Re:Mac OSX Games? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      um last time i checked a mac was a PC (personal computer). you just need to maybe change your os or just get along with bolo and escape velocity.

  22. mmmm by gunfinger · · Score: 3, Interesting

    hosting a feature that informs gamers on what to buy this holiday season
    rent before you buy, so much sod out there these days. never ceases how much time and money and eyesight (on behalf of programmers) goes towards creating utter sh*te.

    on my list is simpson's hit & run, keeping it simple.

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    1. Re:mmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The game is short but very funny. If you're a fan of the show, there are enough inside-jokes in it for you to reminisce of old episodes. I've found very little in terms of replay-value, though...unless you want to drive around and do races over again. It's not like GTA where you can always find new and interesting places to go on rampages.

  23. Older Games by GospelHead821 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I often ask for older games, on my Christmas list. At least, I seldom ask for games that are brand-spanking new. Jak 2 and the transportation expansion for Sim City 4 are fairly new, but established. Diablo 2 is old news. Not only are the products usually a little bit less expensive, but I have had plenty of time to read reviews and check out the game in advance.

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    1. Re:Older Games by Soul+Brother+#1 · · Score: 1

      As an added bonus, if you're buying PC games, you won't have to shell out $300 for a bleeding-edge video card to get the most out of them!

      -W

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  24. who runs this site? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Boy, when I saw Enter the Matrix on the first page of their XBox recommendations, I thought maybe Scrooge was running this list.

    1. Re:who runs this site? by Sethus · · Score: 1

      These sites are always run by some overlord corporation that is being paid off (well, at least usually). You have to expect certain games on the list, and ignore them/go look at a real site (don't even ask me which ones, I don't know any websites, but I'll give you a hint, NOT gamespy)

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  25. Suggestion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah. Buy one of the systems listed and shut the hell up about games on the Mac. Nobody cares. It's not gonna happen.

    You whiny little iBitches irritate me.

  26. Good year for games by mr_lithic · · Score: 0
    It seems that this year has provided more decent games than previous. Every sector has been provided from FPS and RTS through to the newer Online Games and Sports Simulations.

    Unfortunately, the two big titles that were promised did not materialise (Doom 3 and Half-Life 2) but these should be with us in the new year.

    I personally, have had difficulty trying to get enough time to play all of the quality stuff that has been put out this year i.e. titles like GTA Vice City and Star Wars - Knights of the Old Republic.

  27. If you want to send me a present.... by armando_wall3 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I could use a Palm Thumb.

  28. Partial Mirror by Vaevictis666 · · Score: 4, Informative

    The google cache didn't index the 2nd page, so here's the first 12 of 25 for all the systems:

    XBox:
    Soul Calibur II
    Freedom Fighters
    Tao Feng: Fist of the Lotus
    Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six 3
    Capcom vs. SNK 2: EO
    Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon: Island Thunder
    Burnout 2: Point of Impact
    Counter-Strike
    Dino Crisis 3
    Enter the Matrix
    Midnight Club II
    Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance

    PS2:
    Final Fantasy X-2
    SOCOM 2: US Navy Seals
    Ratchet and Clank: Going Commando
    Silent Hill 3
    Tenchu: Wrath of Heaven
    Soul Calibur II
    Madden NFL 2004
    Jak II
    Manhunt
    Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
    Everquest Online Adventures: Frontiers
    Primal

    PC:
    Halo: Combat Evolved
    Microsoft Flight Simulator 2004
    Battlefield 1942: Secret Weapons of World War II
    Homeworld 2
    Command & Conquer Generals: Zero Hour
    Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
    Deus Ex: Invisible War
    Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy
    Counter Strike: Condition Zero
    Call of Duty
    Midnight Club II
    Rainbow Six 3: Raven Shield

    Gamecube:
    Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
    Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
    Viewtiful Joe
    Soul Calibur II
    Medal of Honor: Rising Sun
    NBA Live 2004
    Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
    I-Ninja
    F-Zero GX
    Need For Speed Underground
    Metal Arms: Glitch in the System
    Freedom Fighters

    Handhelds:
    Final Fantasy Tactics Advance
    Medal of Honor: Infiltrator
    Boktai
    Banjo-Kaozzie: Grunty's Revenge
    Mortal Kombat: Tournament Edition
    Madden NFL 2004
    Monster Truck Madness
    Stuntman
    Mega Man Battle Network 3 Blue
    Mega Man Battle Network 3 White
    The Simpson's Road Rage
    Advance Wars 2: Black Hole Rising

    1. Re:Partial Mirror by zontroll · · Score: 3, Informative

      Google did cache the second page for each console:
      Gamecube
      PS2
      XBox
      Handhelds
      PC

    2. Re:Partial Mirror by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      I'm not an expert at anything but XBox, but this list is completely off.

      Why would it include Enter the Matrix but *not* Prince of Persia? Prince of Persia is easily the best game this year for XBox.

      Additionally, it's missing Crimson Skies, which is far better than most of the games on this list.

      And Rogue Ops is a great *new* game for anyone who enjoyed Splinter Cell.

      What about the Intellivision collection, or the Midway Arcade collection? Both are discount priced, and contain dozens of games to occupy your time.

      And listing Counterstrike without mentioning that it's practically useless without Live support (which most XBox owners don't have) is going to disappoint a lot of kids.

      Backyard Wrestling? Who made this list? It's terrible. I'd almost think this list is generated randomly from the list of all XBox games.

    3. Re:Partial Mirror by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Oh, God, and I didn't even notice Dino Crisis 3 on the list. Holy crap, if this game is anything like the demo, it consists of 15 minutes of cut scenes, and 2 minutes of mashing random buttons trying to kill dinosaurs because your character, literally, is off the camera and you can't figure out which way to move him to get back in the shot.

      I've never played a game with a worse camera. NO ONE should be recommending Dino Crisis 3.

    4. Re:Partial Mirror by demonbug · · Score: 1

      From the list of the first twelve from each platform it looks like I won't be buying any games this holiday season. Not a single one of the console games sound interesting (okay, Rainbow Six might be fun, but FPS games on console suck. IMHO, of course, but I'm not trying to tell other people not to buy them). The only racing game is Midnight Club 2, which isn't a racing game but just another arcade POS with car graphics. Fighting games are boring, so no Soul Caliber.

      Some of the PC titles look good though. Homeworld 2 might be fun, though I was never very attached to the first one (I found it incredibly bland - it was 3D, but it just didn't matter). Another C&C - that could be fun, I haven't picked one up since Red Alert. Too bad there are no more TA games coming out. Flight Sim 2004 sounds good, but I just got IL2 Sturmovik: Forgotten Battles, so I've got my flightsim fix for a while (it is an excellent game, for anyone looking for a good flightsim). Deus Ex 2; I wish I was excited about it, I loved the first one, but this new one sounds like complete crap now that it is out. BF: Secret Weapons: BF is awesome, but hell, I hardly even play Road to Rome anymore - the original levels were much better, and I don't think the latest expansion has changed that. Counterstrike? What, they're selling that now? I never really got into it, I preferred Tactical Ops on the UT engine. What is it with all the cool mods being turned into crappy commercial products (ahem, Tactical Ops. *cough* Desert Combat *cough*. Get over it; they are cool cause they are free, as soon as the people try to sell them they turn into crap).

      What have they done to my Prince of Persia???? Turned it into another lame console game. Gone are the simplicity of the first two, the incredibly fluid, lifelike animation that set them appart from any other game; now it is just another 3D adventure game with lame unrealistic character movement that doesn't interst me in the least. It's rather sad when you consider that Prince of Persia, which came out what, ten years ago or something, had more liflelike, more fluid movement than pretty much any of the games out today. Granted, it was "only" 2D, but it was still a hell of a lot of fun - and it looked awesome.

      For me, I've already got my game for christmas: Mario Kart Double Dash, along with a brand new gamecube and four wavebirds. Now that is a fun game, though I still haven't decided if it lives up to the legacy of Mario Kart 64. Too bad you can't play Super Bomberman on gamecube; there was another great 4 player game (which if they did release they would probably destroy with annoying 3D graphics and pointless complications).

      Well, that's enough ranting for today.

    5. Re:Partial Mirror by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      What was the point of this rant?

      Have you PLAYED Prince of Persia: Sands of Time? They could not have done a better job of remaining faithful to the original. And if all else fails, it includes Prince of Persia and Prince of Persia 2: The Shadow and the Flame on the disk.

    6. Re:Partial Mirror by Osty · · Score: 1

      Who made this list? It's terrible. I'd almost think this list is generated randomly from the list of all XBox games

      I agree the list is horrible, but it gets better on the second page, listing Moto GP 2, Project: Gotham Racing 2 (Best. Game. EVAR!), KOTOR, and GTA3/VC double-pack. However, the other picks seem half-assed. Why pick EA's NHL 2004 when Sega's ESPN NHL Hockey is a better game and has Live support? They list Midnight Club II, but not NFS: Underground (a better street racing game than MC2) or Midtown Madness 3 (a better "drive around a city, doing races and checkpoints and stuff" game than MC2). The list doesn't seem to be in any special order, but Tao Feng is listed in the third slot, which would make you think it's highly recommended. That game was crap.


      Out of the given list, I can only recommend:

      • Soul Calibur II, but only if you like fighting games.
      • Rainbow Six 3, but only if you're into tactical shooters. I would recommend Ghost Recon: Island Thunder as well, except that the Ghost Recon engine and interface is crap, leaving only the gameplay (which also has problems, but the hardcore enjoy it).
      • Burnout 2, because it's a fun arcade racer.
      • Counter-Strike, if you like Counter-Strike. You're probably better off going with RS3, though.
      • Moto GP 2. Except for PGR2, MGP2 had the best Live experience of any game. And it's a fun racer, too.
      • Project: Gotham Racing 2. Best. Racing. Game. EVAR. Best Live! experience, too. Enough said.
      • Return to Castle Wolfenstein, but only if you didn't play the original (not Enemy Territory) on the PC. Though RTCW:ToW is worth it for the original Wolf3D you can play once you beat the game.
      • Knights of the Old Republic. Best RPG on XBox.
      • Grand Theft Auto double-pack. Do I really need to say anything here?

      There may be a few others on the list that others may enjoy, but overall most of the picks for XBox were lame.
    7. Re:Partial Mirror by ZzzzSleep · · Score: 2, Informative
      Quoth Demonbug
      Too bad you can't play Super Bomberman on gamecube; there was another great 4 player game
      What the heck are you talking about? Bomberman generations has been out for ages now. I still remember playing 4 player Bomberman on my amiga many years ago...
    8. Re:Partial Mirror by demonbug · · Score: 1

      Umm, I said it was a rant. That pretty much means it was pointless. What was the point of your comment? Did you offer support for your claim that "they could not have done a better job of remaining faithful to the original"? No, so you're comment was even more pointless than mine - you responded to a pointless rant with a pointless comment. Now I'm responding to a pointless comment on a pointless rant, so I win. :-P Unless you respond to this of course, then I will have to concede defeat.

  29. Game to avoid: Deus Ex Invisible War by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 2, Troll

    This sequel was supposed to be an improvement over the incredible first game, but instead it became a straight X-Box console port.

    The AI sucks, it takes 5 shots to the head to kill a guy, the ragdoll physics are ridiculous, the interface is notoriously console-oriented (you even have to use the keyboard to exit a menu screen), the graphics are bad, and as far as gameplay goes, they removed:

    - Skills system
    - Conversation logger
    - Size-based inventory screen (12 slots...candy bar takes the same slot as a rocket launcher)
    - Seperate ammo types (that's right, all guns use the same ammo)
    - Weapon reloading
    - About half of Deus Ex 1's length of gameplay...Invisible War is only 10-15 hours long, and you can just sneak through airvents for most of the levels

    I'm fuming at Ion Storm. Warren Spector promised so many things, but he let Harvey Smith oversee Deus Ex 2 this time around, and it became a dumbed-down X-Box console game. We PC users suffered for it.

    Check out the www.ionstorm.com forums which are packed with pissed-off PC gamers.

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  30. Past tense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gaming Horizon was hosting a feature :)

  31. Forgot one: Locational damage by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

    They took out locational damage as well. Suck!

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  32. Re:A PC isn't console (Can't you guys edit at all? by mntgomery · · Score: 2, Funny

    Would it behove you editors to actually correct sentences like this one before you hit the "publish" button?

    Wouldn't it behoove you to check your spelling before correcting someone's semantics?

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  33. Re:A PC isn't console (Can't you guys edit at all? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Uh, I hate to break it to you, but a PC isn't a console. Would it behove you editors to actually correct sentences like this one before you hit the "publish" button?

    I don't know about all that gibberish, but I do believe it would behooveyou to spell check your own post before attempting to be a grammer nazi.
  34. Worms 3d! by xactoguy · · Score: 2, Informative

    All I have to ask is, where is Worms 3D on this list? True, so far it has only been released in Europe and Australia, but it has for more playability value, and overall "fun" factor than some of the other games on this list.

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    1. Re:Worms 3d! by phorm · · Score: 1

      A lot of people might laugh at this, but where worms really does shine as a game is in replay value (multiplayer doesn't really get too old even after a few years) and range of audience.
      It's not hard to learn, so everyone from age 10-50+ can theoretically play after a while, and find the experience fun.

      Mind you, I haven't play W3D because it isn't out here as mentioned, but prior worms games have all been quite amusing. The biggest lack I found (which hopefully they fixed) was that online multiplayer was extremely non-NAT friendly (all proper ports NAT'ed, tested with Telnet)... or perhaps didn't work well generally. Also, you had to go through team17 servers to play online, as there is no direct-to-IP internet option in Armaggeddon (trying to get it to work with GIT but no gold thus far).

  35. Re:google cache by zontroll · · Score: 1
  36. Re:A PC isn't console (Can't you guys edit at all? by nathan+s · · Score: 1

    To my parents, Ayn Rand and God.

  37. Re:A PC isn't console (Can't you guys edit at all? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It would behoove YOU to check your own post before attempting to be a spelling nazi. Unless they spell grammar "grammer" on your planet.

  38. The holiday game guide is lame by gorbachev · · Score: 3, Insightful

    As an avid gamer and owner of several different video game systems and a PC used extensively for gaming, I gotta say the holiday guide is an absolute joke.

    The games on the list are dated, and there are several newer, much better games available for nearly every single game they list. For example, nobody in their right mind would choose NFL Fever 2004 instead of Madden 2004 or ESPN NFL on XBox.

    If you're using that guide to buy games for your kids, friends or relatives, please expect them to hate you after Christmas.

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    1. Re:The holiday game guide is lame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're using that guide to buy games for your kids, friends or relatives, please expect them to hate you after Christmas.

      this is slashdot - most people's friends and family here already hate them - especially since the slashbots are all living in their basements.

    2. Re:The holiday game guide is lame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't agree entirely. I'm not sure about the sports games (I don't really play them), but I just picked up freedom fighters for example, and that's only a month or so old. It's really, really cool so far, so I think i could still give a copy of that to someone.

    3. Re:The holiday game guide is lame by krispo · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I wonder how much Gaming Horizon charged to get included in the lists.

    4. Re:The holiday game guide is lame by Jagasian · · Score: 1

      We all know that newer games are better, right? Ha! Give me a 2 year old 10 out of 10 game any day over something that is just released. You can only truely judge a game's worth after its been around for a while.

  39. Such archaic technology by phorm · · Score: 1

    Arthritis cream?

    More like "Well ya see grandson, back in my day we had a handheld controller to play video games, some even had foot pedals. And you had a big screen in front of you."

    *scratches back of head*

    "Not that these sensory-interactive implants aren't bad mind you, they're a bit itchy and sometimes they give an old man seizures... but at least they let me frag your noob a** every now and then!"


    Seriously though, who knows what to expect from games in 2056 (barring post-nuclear destruction of everyone). I wonder if some of us can expect to still be playing then (in my case, at age 79).

  40. game opinions by mandalayx · · Score: 2, Informative

    Games I've played over the past few weeks...working 40+ hours a week for this comment ;)

    STAR WARS GALAXIES (PC)
    The big MMORPG is promising and I have invested 200+ hours in it. However it's full of as much frustration as promise--vaporware gone horribly. Would NOT recommend to anyone even without the $15/mo fee.

    MADDEN 2004 (GAMECUBE)
    This cash cow for EA Sports is better than last year's. I've seen so many bad sequels (coughMatrix) that I'm impressed. I like the well-done execution as well as the fact that it's a party game that people can get into fairly quickly. In addition, there is added depth in the mini-camp and owner modes. Is it worth $50? Maybe, maybe not. But it IS unequivocally a better game than last year's, which is more than I can say for...

    MARIO KART: DOUBLE DASH (GAMECUBE)
    Welcome to Mario Kart, rehashed. I've seen companies get fried for "tinkering with the original formula" and Nintendo took this one to heart by producing...well...the same game. You'll see "clever" re-releases of each track (read: the same thing, rehashed a little and with new names to boot) along with the somewhat-gimmicky two-person-in-one-kart feature. THERE IS NO QUESTION IN MY MIND THAT THIS IS A GOOD GAME--just like its predecessor--but I feel like I'm playing the exact same game as before. Having said that, it's still a great party game and the learning curve is low, low, low. That makes this game still a "safe" buy for anyone who has a GameCube.

    CHAMPIONSHIP MANAGER 2003/2004 (PC UK)
    Good luck finding this one in the US. The best selling game in the UK last year, CM4, was a good game with horrible execution. Bugs, crashes, everything. This feels like the finished product of Championship Manager. However this game is relatively time-intensive and some people just don't like the idea of not controlling Ronaldo running down the field. Having said that, this game has rabid fans (including me) and the execution is relatively flawless. I'd rate this a strong buy towards folks into management games--the soccer knowledge can come later.

    CIVILIZATION 3: CONQUESTS (PC)
    Welcome to Crack, redone. I played the original Civ, Civ2, Col, CTP2, SMAC, SMACX and limited doses of Civ3, so I'm a Civ fanatic at heart. Having said that, I realize this game is not for everyone. It's an expansion pack for CIV3 so prior purchase may be necessary (but inexpensive). Yet while a safe gift for Civ3 enthusiasts, how much value this game adds is questionable. Perhaps I'm spoiled from Half-Life and its endless string of free MODS. This pack honestly feels like a MOD--decent-looking campaigns added on that DO drag on for me (I'm talking about 20+ hours). I wouldn't buy this game for myself if I were worried about money. Yet as much as it doesn't do much good, it does no bad.

    SIMCITY 4: RUSH HOUR
    Disclaimer: I love public transportation. I couldn't wait for this expansion pack to SC4. I bought it from EBGames the first day it came out. Last week, I saw it FAR (free after rebate) on Black Friday. Perhaps free is too low of a valuation (SC4 required, but you can buy the deluxe version at Costco which includes both) but the added value is questionable after a few hours/days of play. One-way streets are cool, and I love watching the variation of traffic patterns, but I fear that it's too nerdy for the rest of you. Plus, the U-Drive-It feature is kind of lame IMHO. If you really want to drive around a city, go check out GTA3 for a much more fun implementation. This is a risky bet IMHO.

    1. Re:game opinions by Jagasian · · Score: 1

      You think that Mario Kart DD hasn't tinkered with the original formula? It is a complete hack job of the original Super Mario Kart for the SNES. A game that I still play regularly with my friends for over 10 years now!

      Hell, I even entered into a competition in Super Mario Kart at one of this year's gaming conventions. Any person that has been with Mario Kart since the original will tell you which one continues to be the best... especially in battle mode: Super Mario Kart for the SNES.

      It turns out that Nintendo didn't originally make Super Mario Kart. Some 3rd party had developed the game, Nintendo saw it and liked it... then they decided to take it under their wing. The series has sucked ever since.

  41. And I counter your game opinions! by notque · · Score: 1

    MADDEN 2004 (GAMECUBE)
    This cash cow for EA Sports is better than last year's. I've seen so many bad sequels (coughMatrix) that I'm impressed. I like the well-done execution as well as the fact that it's a party game that people can get into fairly quickly. In addition, there is added depth in the mini-camp and owner modes. Is it worth $50? Maybe, maybe not. But it IS unequivocally a better game than last year's, which is more than I can say for...


    It is unequivocally a better game than last year's. It's also a terrible game in comparison to ESPN NFL Football.

    Madden only wins in additional aspects (Madden Cards), while ESPN football destroys Madden in gameplay.

    I'm a fan of gameplay.

    Oh, and any CIV3 rules. If you ever see me online, I'll whoop ya. :)

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    1. Re:And I counter your game opinions! by mandalayx · · Score: 1

      It is unequivocally a better game than last year's. It's also a terrible game in comparison to ESPN NFL Football.

      ESPN = Sega's NFL series?

      I loved NFL 2k2. Awesome game. Enter NFL 2k3 stage left. Horrible disapointment, I hated the gameplay mechanics. Haven't had a chance to check out the newest installment.

      One thing I like about Madden is the Mini-Camp mode. Awesome stuff, it basically teaches you how to play. I feel 100% more educated about football and I have more of an appreciation for skills like pocket presence on TV. Seems more...realistic.

    2. Re:And I counter your game opinions! by notque · · Score: 2, Informative

      ESPN = Sega's NFL series?

      Yup!

      I loved NFL 2k2. Awesome game. Enter NFL 2k3 stage left. Horrible disapointment, I hated the gameplay mechanics. Haven't had a chance to check out the newest installment.

      NFL 2k3 wasn't that bad, but they did redo NFL2k4 quite a bit. I have converted every Madden fan I have come across because of the gameplay.

      You have to bite your tongue and bare the learning curve (if you're unfamiliar with the 2k series), but it is really worth it. It is much more realistic in the game, not the mechanics.

      The mechanics are realistic, but less compared to Madden, but the overall end result if more realistic. I.E. L. Tomlinson will run for 2.1 yards per carry and then break off a 45 yarder. This is quite in tune with the way he plays, as opposed to him getting 4.0 a carry, and that matching him.

      If he doesn't break off his long runs, he's an average back. NFL2k4 does a better job of this than Madden which assumes that since he is a good back, he will play like a good back, and not as much like himself.

      One thing I like about Madden is the Mini-Camp mode. Awesome stuff, it basically teaches you how to play. I feel 100% more educated about football and I have more of an appreciation for skills like pocket presence on TV. Seems more...realistic.

      And that's true. Madden's Mini-Camp rules. No doubt.

      I loved playing it, and the Madden cards add a great aspect to the game.

      But NFL2k4 is a much better game to play. It feels much more like a real game than Madden. Madden doesn't seem very fluid.

      Try a screen pass in Madden, and you'll see what I mean.

      Running is also not as fluid. That doesn't mean it's easier in NFL2k4, but it definately is much more realistic, fluid, and fun.

      The utter best part about ESPN football is the ability to tweak every single part of the Computer AI. If I feel as those the corners are converging on the reciever realisticly, but the cover skills are not as realistic, I can tweak them.

      I love that.

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    3. Re:And I counter your game opinions! by mandalayx · · Score: 1

      Interesting, I want to check out ESPN. What format would you recommend?

      Sadly I just declared war on the Ottomans and they had a @#$^@$ mutual defense pact with the Germans, who somehow had 25-30 infantrymen in my neighbor's land of France...

    4. Re:And I counter your game opinions! by notque · · Score: 1

      Interesting, I want to check out ESPN. What format would you recommend?

      I personally would have recommended the dreamcast (r.i.p.), but at this point I'd recommend the ps2.

      It has online play for free, and it is incredible graphically on the ps2.

      It's all personal preference though.

      ESPN Football is marginally better than Madden when all is said and done, and if you truely like Madden, you may not like ESPN football as much.

      ESPN Basketball is 10000 times better than Live. End of discussion.

      I'd suggest if you're a basketball fan, going that direction. There is always next year for football, and no point buying it this year when Madden can do you fine on the football front.

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    5. Re:And I counter your game opinions! by notque · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah, always attack the French. I fear them more than any other civ. I can kill war mongering civilizations. I just hate the French. :)

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  42. This old professional is enjoying Ratchet & Cl by KenSeymour · · Score: 1

    . . . Going Commando.
    I don't know if that counts as a mature title.
    Too bad you can't pay your rent in bolts.

    And I remember using quarters to play Pong, Space Invaders, and Asteroids.

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  43. I'm confused by your use of tenses. by Inoshiro · · Score: 1

    You talk about FFX-2 in the future tense, "is going to be like." You talk about Silent Hill 3 in the future tense, "looks like it's going to be a great game."

    These games are both released. In fact, Silent Hill 3 was released 4 months ago in North America, and even earlier in the UK!

    SH3 is the best graphics you'll ever see on a PS2, which is to say not as good as GCN or Xbox graphics. It's still a great game. X-2 is also good, and much better at hiding its load times than SH3.

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    1. Re:I'm confused by your use of tenses. by gleman · · Score: 1

      He's probably cheap, like me. Waiting 6 months to get both for the price of one new game. The exception for myself was that I did pre-order FFX-2. I think it is worth the full price.

  44. What about . . . by npsimons · · Score: 3, Funny
    The 2003 Holiday Gift Guide presents twenty-five titles per console including the Microsoft Xbox, Sony Playstation 2, Nintendo GameCube, PC, and HandHelds.


    What about Linux?

  45. paid placement? by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
    Kind of off-topic, but I'm really curious as to how much these game companies have to pay (or how much free stuff their given) to be included on this list. Does anybody happen to know how those things work?

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  46. LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NOT! As an EB employee (and as the guy who humps your dad) I resent your comment. Please retract it. Thank you in advance.

  47. To settle the rumors... by ScottCanto · · Score: 1

    Half-Life 2 will not be out this year, will not go gold this year, and would not have been out this year if Valve hadn't been hacked.

    Check out the halflife2.net message board under the offical Valve thread.

  48. Re:A PC isn't console (Can't you guys edit at all? by radish · · Score: 1

    Actually the punctuation was much better in the original. The comma before "including" is not required (some would argue just wrong) and the comma you removed before "and" is required.

    Sorry for being pedantic, but hey, you started it.

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  49. All I have to say is... by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1

    Where the hell is my Half-Life 2?

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  50. No, you people are just MORONS who can't aim. by Moryath · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Locational damage is in -- TRUST ME, I KNOW. I've downed enemies with two headshots. True, it doesn't take just one headshot for instant kill, but you DEFINITELY get more damage from a headshot. I've done it.

    If you want headshot lethality, take a look into the Ion forums again -- they ARE responding to user feedback, and they ARE looking into making some of those changes.

    If you're just one of those idiots who thinks it's fashionable to bitch about this or that game -- and I'm betting you've only played the demo -- then bite me.

    As for the rest:

    -Skills system
    WHO THE FUCK CARES? The skills system was pointless, had only four levels of granularity anyways, and had tons of overlap. They rolled it into Biomods and actually made your choices tougher in that sense, but now you whine like a little bitch? Yeesh.

    -Conversation logger.
    Meh. I can live without it. It's not as if I used it for anything other than looking up all those goddamn passwords in the last game anyways.

    -Size-based inventory screen.
    No thank you. Size-based is all fine and good till you realize that EVERY TIME YOU PICK UP AN ITEM YOU HAVE TO PLAY TETRIS TO FIT IT TO INVENTORY. No thanks. This is a great improvement over the last game.

    -Separate ammo types -- THEY EXPLAIN THIS ONE. I much prefer managing just one type of ammo, rather than going halfway through the game and running out of shots for my favorite gun. Plus, it makes more sense in other ways too. In the last game, JC walked around with a bunch of RPG rounds, 20 HE 20MM clips, tons of .72 ammo, tons of pistol ammo, boxes upon boxes of darts... was that realistic? FUCK NO. Does having just one type of ammo, by nanotech remodulation, seem slightly better? HELL YES.

    -Weapon Reloading.
    Again, if you've got the nanotech to remod the ammo, feeding it isn't exactly a big deal. But if you're so worried about it, GO PLAY SOMETHING ELSE instead of whining like a spoiled little bitch that they didn't just remake your old game's flaws.

    -length of game
    Yeah, sure. It's shorter. Except you can play through and join any one of a dozen factions, and STICK WITH THEM through the game for multiple endings. So the replay value is way up there, instead of playing through the old one just once and being able to take whichever ending you chose and being forced into certain factions at certain points.

    Give it up. Deus Ex: Invisible War rules, it gives you the freedom to make your character whatever you want him to be, it makes you have the tough choices without the ridiculous ones, and it's great gameplay. The only valid complaint is the graphical setup, but now that the Xbox version has shipped I've no doubt that performance will be cleared up within the first patch.

    1. Re:No, you people are just MORONS who can't aim. by gnarled · · Score: 1

      I downloaded the demo and decided that I would not buy DX:IW after playing it for five minutes. Now you can flame me and say I haven't played the full game and that I'm just one of those people that thinks its fun to bitch about video games, but think for a second. It was a demonstration of the game, and unless they decided to put the worst level in the game in the demo, which would be quite stupid, I can judge if I will like the game or not by playing that level.

      Pre-release alphas and betas are different, but the only things you can't really judge from a demo are plot features. You can judge if you will like the gameplay/graphics/etc. I thought graphics looked sub-par, I thought the menu's and iventory system were rediculous, and I definitely experienced the lack of localized damage when I shot people in the head many times and they didn't die. Do you really think that so many people bitching about the lack of localized damage are wrong?

      Finally, for those that say you should give it a chance. Hell no! That game would cost me fifty dollars. If I could rent it and try it on console maybe I'd do it, but as a PC gamer I don't have that option and fifty dollars is just way too much for a trial of something which had a demo that suggested I wouldn't like it.

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    2. Re:No, you people are just MORONS who can't aim. by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      Again, if you've got the nanotech to remod the ammo, feeding it isn't exactly a big deal. But if you're so worried about it, GO PLAY SOMETHING ELSE instead of whining like a spoiled little bitch that they didn't just remake your old game's flaws.

      Weapon reloading isn't a flaw.

      Your nanotech theory is stupid. What, are nanites magically carrying the ammo from Alex's belt into the cartridge of the pistol?

      For that matter, if we're using nanotech ammo that conforms to all guns, why would we have seperate guns? Where is the nanotech gun that just becomes any gun by downloading a program into it? THAT would have been interesting. Imagine hacking your weapon mold program, or having it scrambled and exhibiting bizarre behavior.

      Maybe in Deus Ex 3.

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    3. Re:No, you people are just MORONS who can't aim. by Moryath · · Score: 1

      "they decided to put the worst level in the game in the demo, which would be quite stupid, I can judge if I will like the game or not by playing that level."

      Actually, the level put into the game WAS a pretty darn poor demonstration. Plus, the demo is made of an earlier build and has some other problems. Personally, I'd rather they hadn't released the stupid demo in the first place, they obviously would be better off with people seeing the game from the beginning than what they were forced to put out as a demo.

      "but the only things you can't really judge from a demo are plot features."

      Plot features:
      -Nonlinearity
      -Depth
      -Replayability
      -Intrigue

      All these are there in abundance. And yes, the demo is lousy for that too. But a demo of the original Deus Ex would have EXACTLY THE SAME PROBLEM unless it were 4-5 levels long. Consider the game we're talking about here. Consider it's garnering 8.5 - 9.5, consistently, on every review site. This game has great gameplay, and the fact that they were forced to rush out a demo is a poor reflection on Eidos, not on Ion Storm, and CERTAINLY you should try this game.

      "If I could rent it and try it on console maybe I'd do it, but as a PC gamer I don't have that option and fifty dollars is just way too much for a trial of something which had a demo that suggested I wouldn't like it."

      Again:
      -Check the reviews out.
      -Rent the Xbox version if you must.

      BUT GIVE IT A FAIR CHANCE INSTEAD OF RELYING ON THE WORD OF IDIOTS WHO SEEK TO PREDISPOSE YOU TO HATE THE GAME.

    4. Re:No, you people are just MORONS who can't aim. by DJ+FirBee · · Score: 0

      Listen to yourself. Fuck. You are completely geeked out. Clean the drool of your chin and fucking get the fuck away from your computer for awhile. I mean really. Learn to take care of yourself.

    5. Re:No, you people are just MORONS who can't aim. by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

      ather than going halfway through the game and running out of shots for my favorite gun.

      Now you run out of ammo for ALL your guns at the SAME time. That is NOT an improvement.

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    6. Re:No, you people are just MORONS who can't aim. by Moryath · · Score: 1

      Only if you're a complete idiot.

      Now, you can USE your favorite weapon -- the one you worked hard to mod up the way you wanted it -- the entire game, instead of making it and then NOT USING IT BECAUSE THE DESIGNERS DIDN'T PUT ANY AMMO IN FOR IT IN LATER LEVELS.

      I suppose theoretically you could still run out of ammo if you just shoot up the entire level, killing everyone. So? You can use melee weapons then, it's your own damn fault.

      Lessee -- get to the end of the game with ammo for any gun I choose, or "oops I'm on the final boss but I can't use my machinegun because the designers didn't put ammo for it in for three levels."

      I'll take the second, thanks.

  51. This man has not played the game! MOD PARENT DOWN by Moryath · · Score: 0, Troll

    After further thought, the man bitches about the game without reason -- it's obvious he has not played it.

    MOD PARENT DOWN, PLEASE

  52. Make it a Bioware Christmas! by Maul · · Score: 1

    Neverwinter Nights: Hordes of the Underdark
    Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic

    What more could one ask for?

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  53. localized names! by Johnny+Mnobflaps · · Score: 1

    PS2: ...
    Ratchet and Clank: Going Commando

    Inna entirely bizarre fashion this PS2 title didn't get the catchy subtitle of Going Commando for its release in New Zealand (I think it's Locked and Loaded, instead). This is presumably because what going commando actually says to a lot of people is Not Wearing Any Underpants.

    And why is this bizarre?

    Well, if you were going to market a new game in New Zealand, you could probably do better than calling it something that sounds like Rat Shit in the first place, since this is one of those friendly kiwi terms suggesting that something, you know, sucks the big kumara.

  54. I sense a disturbance... by TwistedGreen · · Score: 1

    Since when is a PC considered to be a 'console'?

  55. Exactly by swat_r2 · · Score: 1

    That rant was completely pointless and made him look a little silly in the process.

  56. Re:A PC isn't console (Can't you guys edit at all? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wouldn't it behoove both of you not to use archaic phrases?

  57. Erk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They use the Windows logo to represent PC games. Effectively true in most cases but it's not pretty.

  58. Re:A PC isn't console (Can't you guys edit at all? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    actually the comma before the "and" (known as a serial comma) isn't required. . . personally i prefer it to be there but it's actually a personal-preference thing. . .

  59. Summary of article by kavau · · Score: 1
    Testet games were from the following categories: War, war, war, scifi war, war, war, historical war, modern war, street racing, war, scifi war, and war...

    Seriously, though, why are we, as a civilization so obsessed with war and violence? Aren't we teaching our kids the wrong things if we let them play games like this? I am always a bit freaked out when I realize how prevalent war and violence is in this country's kids' rooms. Maybe a country has to have a war on its own turf once in a while, lest it forgets how cruel the reality of war really is...

    1. Re:Summary of article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bah, shut up before I declare war on you.

    2. Re:Summary of article by Acidic_Diarrhea · · Score: 1
      What if there is an element in human nature to do battle, resident from the hunter-gatherer time period, within the human mind and that by playing these games, the desire is satisfied and makes people much more pleasant to deal with?

      Acting out one's deviant desires in a non-destructive manner seems pretty healthy to me. Or do you prefer to bottle up your anger and rage?

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  60. Re:This man has not played the game! MOD PARENT DO by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

    I played the demo last week and bought the game yesterday evening.

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  61. No, it is behove with one "o" (Can't you google?) by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 1

    Hey, check this out: http://www.google.com/search?q=behove.

    My spelling was fine and dandy, thank you very much. It would behove you to remember the following:

    1. Not everyone on Slashdot is American; and

    2. It's called English for a reason.

    QED.

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  62. Re:This man has not played the game! MOD PARENT DO by Moryath · · Score: 1

    In other words, you proved my point for me.

    You're a lamer who flamed a game he hadn't spent any decent amount of time playing.

    Go home now and whine to mommy about the fact that they actually improved the game instead of just making a glorified expansion pack.

  63. Bah! Tech TV has a better guide for the Holidays by Dolemite_the_Wiz · · Score: 1

    Check it out.

    Tao Feng? Get with the times.

    Dolemite
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  64. Manhunt, shmanhunt. by ReverendBobtheJunkie · · Score: 1

    As soon as I saw FFX-2 on that PS2 list, I knew it was going to be stupid.

    Then I saw a horrible game on there as well: Manhunt.

    Their credibility = nonexistent now.
    Manhunt is complete crap; I rented it.

    And I mean it is garbage as a game, not because it is violent. The violence was actually pretty dissafuckinpointing.

    Prince of Persia should have been near the top of that list.

    Seriously, how did that link make it to a slashdot headline? Was someone at Slashdot paid off, or just sleepy. I expect more from this site.

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    1. Re:Manhunt, shmanhunt. by Acidic_Diarrhea · · Score: 1

      Well, as much as you want to think that your opinion is everyone's opinion, I would wager a guess that some people enjoy Manhunt and FFX-2. I have played neither so don't think that I'm offended because you insulted either of these games. The point of linking to such an article as this is to get people discussing what good games are out there. The video games you enjoy are subjective and just because 90% of people enjoy a game, doesn't mean that I will. With that being said, any list that says "These are the best video games/tv shows/websites/bread mixes of the year" is bound to have something on the list that you don't agree with. Don't be silly.

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  65. And the same for MacOS? by d88-jwn · · Score: 1

    Where would that be?

  66. Re:A PC isn't console (Can't you guys edit at all? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is nothing in a PC to distinguish it from a console, when it is used for games and especially now that people are connecting it to their TV. I have one set up for "classic gaming" that has controllers connected to it uses my TV as a monitor and has limited functionality to make it more user friendly. It's a console and it's a PC.

    If you're going to get picky though, I wouldn't consider a handheld like GBA to be a console, I would consider it a portable.

  67. Re:Game to avoid: Deus Ex Invisible War by Jagasian · · Score: 1

    My wife got me an XBOX and DX:IW. I think that the game is great! Yes, I played the PC demo on a friend's computer (my computer didn't have a good enough vid card), and the PC demo had issues from not being able to save your config to a laggy mouse to poor framerates.

    However, the XBOX version is great! It performs good framerate wise, I have seen no bugs so far, and the story is extremely interesting and the game is a lot of fun! I was a big fan of the original, and still have it installed on my Linux computer (winex runs it perfectly).

    Let me just put it this way: If you liked the original, then you are missing out if you don't get DX:IW. I suggest getting the XBOX version, but if you can't do that, then wait for the PC verison to get patched and get the PC version. This game has many improvements over the original. YOU ARE MISSING OUT!

    There is nothing dumbed down about DX:IW. The game is different in some aspets, but not dumbed down. Of course, you are probably just one of those idiot gamers that, for some reason, hates other gaming platforms than whatever your platform of choice is (I guess it is Windows PC, right?).

  68. Re:A PC isn't console (Can't you guys edit at all? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A portable what? A portable console that's what. Duh.