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  1. I have sent... on Restrictive Linking Policies & The Net · · Score: 1

    each one of these sites an email telling them I have linked to their sites and I don't care if they don't like it, and I have created links on my webpage to all of their sites. I would give you guys a link to my website, but I don't allow other people to link to it.

  2. Sorry bub... on Penguin Airlines · · Score: 1

    "We started off unofficially using TexasJet Direct and I liked it because we're all very proud of our state down here."

    Sorry bub, you lost all credibility when you said your proud of the ugliest redneck state in the union.

  3. If no one else does... on Sony Proudly Rolls Out Spyware/Restrictions System · · Score: 1

    Then I will develop a little box to sit between your PS and the server and report everything as 0.

  4. Pain free... on Lasers for Pain-free Dentistry · · Score: 2, Funny

    Until you accidentally move your head to the left during the process.

  5. HP Marries Inkjet and Robotic Technology to... on HP Marries Inkjet and Robotic Technology to Cool Chips · · Score: 2, Funny

    Stop intruders... HP has trained a robot to run around spraying people in the eyes with inkjet cartidges, who are not wearing their access badges.

  6. In other news... on FCC Mandates Digital Tuners · · Score: 1, Troll

    The FCC has mandated that all toasters must now support the toasting of both sides of the bread equally at the same time. Anyone found with a toaster which only toasts one side of the bread, or is not compatible with bagels will be fined and imprisoned.

  7. Air traffic controller on Transatlantic Model Airplane Flight to Begin Shortly · · Score: 1

    As the airplane approaches Spain... Air Traffic controller: "Unidentified plane, identify yourself" Air traffic controller turns to coworkers, "This can't be a plane it's too small, what's going on here." Unidentified Aircraft: "Umm... I just took off from here and I'm coming back to land, I ran into this strange green light and I think I shrunk."

  8. How can something be dying? on Is FORTRAN Still Kicking? · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    When it's already dead? Use C++. C++ can do everything fortran can do and more. If you are tracking bugs in C++, learn C++ better.

  9. More... hmm... on Linux Sales Down, But... · · Score: 2, Funny

    "On the second day of January, Microsoft had generated more operating system revenue than the Linux community (will for the entire year)."

    Shouldn't it read? "On the second day of January, Microsoft had generated more bugs than the Linux community (will ever in their entire lives)."

  10. Taking it overboard... on What's (Still) Wrong With UCITA · · Score: 1

    Too many people are taking this overboard, of course if your software is FREE you wouldn't have to provide a warranty. Even if the law was passed the first court case where someone was sued for not providing a warranty for their FREE software would become the example case and virtually make and exception to the law. Don't trifle with the trivial.

  11. Hmm... again... on Shattering Windows · · Score: 1

    Click to randomly close a window on another user's desktop somewhere in the world.
    Sweet!

  12. Hmm that gives me an idea... on Shattering Windows · · Score: 1

    That means I essentially could write a version of paint that when you open it closes all other windows you have open on your system and flashes up a window that says "PAY YOUR ALLEGANCE TO PAINT ALONE!"

  13. Hmm.. I have an idea... on Click-Thru Licensing on Open Source Software? · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Let the people who run slashdot run it how they want to... And you can run your website how you want to, k? Ok, now bu bye.

  14. This is just a rumor... on MySQL 4 - Is it Stable? · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is just a rumor but I heard that this one guy, well he ran MYSQL4 and his arm blew off. I mean the whole thing, I am talking fingers and hands and everything.

  15. Ridiculous patents have... on Starving Nation Turns Down Bioengineered Corn · · Score: 1

    finally killed someone.

  16. Very very... on VeriSign and Other Registry Giants Blast ICANN · · Score: 1

    ICANN leaders have "very, very creatively interpreted their authority to get into areas they were never authorized to get into," ICANN is very very evil and I really really don't like them.

  17. Re:The Kompany? on TheKompany Releases DivX Software For Zaurus · · Score: 1

    Actually I mispelled the word "word" as "work"

  18. One possible concern. on Computers That Thrive in Salty, Humid Environments? · · Score: 2, Funny

    One possible concern I can think of is Sharks. But I believe some guy in Thailand wrote some software to repel bugs and vermin, I'm sure you could modify it for the pupose of getting rid of sharks.

  19. Re:The Kompany? on TheKompany Releases DivX Software For Zaurus · · Score: 1

    I spelled it correctly, then changed it back to the way I like to spell it, because I realized, that I don't need to conform to the traditional spellings of the work thier. But yes, I agree I should be dragged out into the street and shot.

  20. The Kompany? on TheKompany Releases DivX Software For Zaurus · · Score: 0, Troll

    Anyone who names thier company The Kompany should be dragged out into the street and shot.

  21. This isn't bad, but it will get worse... on AT&T Broadband Introduces Tiered Pricing · · Score: 1

    Just wait till they say "oh, now we are going to make it so regular users get .5 meg d/l for normal price and power users can pay more for 1 meg d/l" And then will come the enevitable caps on bandwidth... "If you use more than so many megs of bandswidth per month you pay an over your bandwifth fee."

  22. If you really wanna f them up... on Attack Of The Dreamcasts · · Score: 1

    Just install windows products on their servers.

    That will give you access to anything on their intranet, and cause them mayhem.

  23. Inside security is a waste of time... on Attack Of The Dreamcasts · · Score: 1

    Inside security is a waste of time past the doors. If I can come in and drop a dreamcast into your company, then I can just as easily, dismantle your system and take out the hard drive. Or start smashing every PC in the server room. If someone is in your doors they can do anything they want.

  24. Careful this is a trap! on U.S. Computer Security Advisor Encourages Hackers · · Score: 1

    What an elaborate trap, he makes some big speech about this, all the hackers come out of their hiding places and publish security holes and BAMMO they are all put behind bars because of DMCA violations. Then he says "oops."

  25. Re:It's about time for another revolution. on Hack Your Phone, Go to Jail · · Score: 1

    That won't work, because lets say in "newamerica" We have a city called "newyork" it would then be "newnewyork" which doesn't work. But I see what your saying perhaps "neoamerica". Then we could have "neonewyork".