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  1. Science RULEZ! on Turtle Receives First-Ever 3D Printed Titanium Jaw Implant of Its Kind · · Score: 5, Funny

    All the 3d printing printing aside.... That is now the most BADASS looking turtle that I have ever seen.

  2. Re:That's a lot of coffee on Hackers Using Starbucks Gift Cards To Access Credit Cards · · Score: 1

    I have never seen the weasels in a starbucks. Do they keep them in the back?

  3. Re:pixels? really? on The Decline of Pixel Art · · Score: 1

    Right. It's triangles now. All triangles.

  4. Re:DHCP and a Firewall on Beware the Ticking Internet of Things Security Time Bomb · · Score: 4, Funny

    Your IoT smoke detector will call the fire department when you make a campfire in your kitchen.

  5. Re:Surprise! Surprise! Surprise! on Study Reveals Wikimedia Foundation Is 'Awash In Money' · · Score: 1

    Your post is actually more funny than you got credit for. Jim Nabors applauds you.

  6. Re:Banking Criminals on 28-Year-Old Businessman Accused of Stealing $1 Billion From Moldova · · Score: 1

    Except that he's *NOT* in jail.... He's under HOUSE ARREST. I think he should be in jail. Certainly, he didn't actually physically walk to the banks and cram cash into large cloth bags with a giant dollar sign on them... He probably did all of this banking over the phone. He could still do more damage from his house. He should be chained to a metal chair in a damp basement with a single incandescent bulb hanging from the ceiling. Instead, he's probably watching HBO in his living room eating caviar.

  7. Re:Kudos to her on Woman Alerts Police of Hostage Situation Through Pizza Hut App · · Score: 1

    Yeah, that's great now, but after reading this in the news, Pizza Hut will see a large increase in "911! Help! I need Chicken wingz!@@!@!"

  8. Re:Really? on USBKill Transforms a Thumb Drive Into an "Anti-Forensic" Device · · Score: 1

    Why does the shutdown even have to be "nice"? Ripping the power cord from the back of the machine ought to do it.

  9. Re:The 30 and 40-somethings wrote the code... on Recruiters Use 'Digital Native' As Code For 'No Old Folks' · · Score: 1

    I'm betting that the bios in your old 8088 didn't support High-Density floppy drives. I also came up against this limitation. There were various dos device drivers with command line options to try to override the track/sector count of the drives, but without a supporting bios, those are all useless.

  10. Re:The 30 and 40-somethings wrote the code... on Recruiters Use 'Digital Native' As Code For 'No Old Folks' · · Score: 2

    Do I still qualify as a Digital Native?

    Inherently, all humans are analog.... But we invented digital. The only true Digital Native would be an AI. Most of them are complete morons and can barely hold a conversation while staying on topic for more than 180 seconds. Even the best AI that I can think of is IBM's Watson, and so far, all he can do is answer trivia questions on Jeopardy.

  11. Re:The real news for nerds on AT&T Bills Elderly Customer $24,298.93 For Landline Dial-Up Service · · Score: 2

    Both of my parents are retired and on a fixed income. Both of them use dial-up (they don't live together). I have tried to encourage them to get the benefits of broadband, but they are just too stubborn and continue to say "I just don't need it". So, here is the real news flash: Old people don't like to change.

  12. Re:Emulation on Crowdfunded Android Console Ouya Reportedly Seeking Buyout · · Score: 1

    Buy a Raspberry Pi 2 for less than half that. Good gaming fun and more.

  13. Re:Does it matter? on TeslaCrypt Isn't All That Cryptic · · Score: 1

    The whole point of ransomware is that you PAY MONEY to get your files back. If there was any chance that the victim didn't believe that you would return all the data, then they would not pay. If one person paid the ransom and then found that not all the files were returned, or that something else was affected as you suggest, then word of mouth and rumors would spread about that particular strain of ransomware, and then NOBODY would pay the ransom.... They would all just restore from backups (which is ideally what they all should do anyway). This would seriously reduce the bad guys' income. They won't do something that would so obviously affect their bottom line.

  14. Re:So they've invented the plant? on Audi Creates "Fuel of the Future" Using Just Carbon Dioxide and Water · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's spelled "LAWN".

  15. Re:Define 'Terrorists' on UK Police Chief: Some Tech Companies Are 'Friendly To Terrorists' · · Score: 1

    As any field medic will tell you, it's always nice to have a clean flat strip of Gaza.

  16. Since most phones run at the same resolution as a desktop ... WTF is the purpose of a badly written mobile site?

    Even if your phone's resolution matches your desktop resolution, the display is much smaller. Text that would normally be viewable on a desktop is infinitesimally small on your phone. Sure, you can zoom it, but then you're changing the way the website works because you are viewing just a small part of the page through a magnifier.

    The real issue here is accessibility options for impaired users. Even mobile sites need to have text large enough for you to see....

  17. Re:IPv6 and Rust: overhyped and unwanted! on Why the Journey To IPv6 Is Still the Road Less Traveled · · Score: -1

    You know what else solves the "not enough IP addresses" problem? NAT.

    And it's a lot less of a change than switching to IPv6.

  18. What most people fail to realize is that the FM receiver in your cell phone is really only useful if you have headphones plugged into your cellphone. This is not for audio purposes: The headphone wire acts as an FM antenna in order to tune into any stations. Without the headphones, all you get is static.

    So, in an emergency situation, bring your headphones!

  19. Re:What if this happened at Wal-Mart? on Seattle CEO Cuts $1 Million Salary To $70K, Raises Employee Salaries · · Score: 1

    ...And when you have a cart full of stuff, you take it to the checkout where a minimum wage idiot cannot even work the register, and the line is so long it takes you 30 minutes to get through it, and when it finally *IS* your turn, he gets a phone call and starts talking to his buddy.

    Just last week I only had a couple of items, so I used the self checkout. The line generally moves faster because it's one line to four terminals. The self-checkout overseer waved me up and rang up my few items at his podium. I was very impressed with his initiative and willingness to adapt. You just don't get that at $7/hr.

  20. Re:Decent on Seattle CEO Cuts $1 Million Salary To $70K, Raises Employee Salaries · · Score: 0

    LANA: "Archer, you don't give the money directly *TO* the homeless..."

    ARCHER: "You can't. They'll just spend it on crack."

  21. Re:thank God they didn't have computers.... on Florida Teen Charged With Felony Hacking For Changing Desktop Wallpaper · · Score: 1

    Is writing "DICK" on the chalkboard in your classroom considered vandalism? You know, you can just go over there and erase it, right? It might get you detention, but you shouldn't be arrested for it.

    The wallpaper on your PC is just a file stored on a magnetic disc, which is designed for reading AND writing. Removing the wallpaper is just as easy as erasing your chalkboard.

  22. Re:Try this one little life hack... on Florida Teen Charged With Felony Hacking For Changing Desktop Wallpaper · · Score: 1

    Exactly. The kid didn't "brute force" the password. In fact, he SAW the teacher enter the password. He could claim that the teacher must have known that the students were watching him type the password, and therefore it was understood that the password was no longer secret.

    Honestly, it would have been more of a hack if he had installed some sort of back door administration program that would allow him to remotely change the wallpaper. (It might have been smarter to do that, too, because it would look more like malware than a high school prank)

  23. Apples? on Apple Leaves Chinese CNNIC Root In OS X and iOS Trusted Stores · · Score: 0

    How many Apples are there?

  24. Re:#4 Proves #1 Is a Bad Idea on The Most Highly Voted Requests In Windows 10 Feedback Pool · · Score: 1

    That's no bus... It's a SPACE STATION!

  25. Re:Bring Back Aero Glass on The Most Highly Voted Requests In Windows 10 Feedback Pool · · Score: 1

    I would prefer having an OS look like it was designed in 1992 as long as it *WORKS* like it was designed in 2015. You aren't supposed to *SEE* the operating system.... You're supposed to SEE your programs.