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  1. That's correct on Laurence 'Green Card' Canter Has No Regrets · · Score: -1, Troll

    Hitler strived for racial purity. Canter and Siegel's sole aim was to reduce the racial identity of Our Fair Nation even further by making it easier for all kinds of filth-sodden godless vermin to 'legally' enter the country.

    It is no surprise that several of the terrorists that were involved in 9/11 were able to enter the country via this very scheme.

    Canter deserves to be executed for treason.

  2. Didn't your mother ever warn you? on Federal Court Nixes Napster's Free Service · · Score: -1

    Not to mix your metaphors on an empty stomach.

  3. So let's get this right... on Alternate Audio Tracks for Movies · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Someone just posts the raw definition, and gets +2 Informative. Whereas THIS guy posts an EXPLANATION, covering everything the MST3K neophyte should ever need to know to be able to understand this conversation, and gets modded DOWN?

    Conclusive proof that Moderators belive information should be rationed, locked away, and only ever revealed if absolutely necessary. Moderation is the Cathedral.

  4. Probing Uranus for Fist Sport on Gemini Observatory Probes Galaxy NGC 1068 Churning Core · · Score: -1

    Check out THIS Churning Core

  5. The ludicrous uselessness of OSS on Sizing Up StarOffice 6.0 · · Score: -1

    And at least on this 1 GHz, 256MB laptop, even "bloatware" features like auto-correction are snappy enough not to be bothersome.

    That's funny. Microsoft Office's auto-correction runs without slowdown on even a humble P233 with 32MB.

  6. So where do the slender Greek boys hang out now? on Cuba Bans PC Sales, Greece Bans Video Games · · Score: -1

    What do you expect from the nation that invented sodomy?

  7. Re:Why do I want an Apple instead of a PC? on Apple Wants Your Input · · Score: -1

    So THAT'S where Bin Laden's been hiding!

  8. Why do I want an Apple instead of a PC? on Apple Wants Your Input · · Score: -1

    Because I've got an overwhelming sense of arrogance and grossly inflated self-importance. I also want to be a martyr, lamenting my inability to use the most rudimentary software, whilst simultaneously mocking PC users for not having a 'lickable' computer interface.

    And I'm a cunt.

  9. Re:This is quite spiffy. on Cat Recognition Algorithms? · · Score: -1

    But conversely, EVERY filthy raghead animal from the Middle East with a turban on their head IS a Terrorist.

  10. Get an X-Box! on Utah, the New Red Planet · · Score: -1

    You'll find the many days spent configuring an ancient server OS to play modern games is far more expensive than the initial outlay for a console that just lets you "plug" and "play"

    Hell, get a Dreamcast. They're cheap enough these days. And even the WORST DC game is infinitely better than anything with the GPL slapped onto it.

  11. Although I imagine the PS2 will run it on Nethack 3.4.0 · · Score: -1

    What with the Linux devkit and all that. Kinda cool, to drop my troll persona for a moment, to be honest. It'll be good if they can get vi bindings for the controller.

  12. Fist Sport on Nethack 3.4.0 · · Score: -1

    Nethack is for lonely child molestors! It has NO place in a modern gaming environment. At least there won't be a port for X-Box.

  13. Self-abusing Spastics? on Self-Repairing Plastic · · Score: -1

    I find myself getting aroused by disabled pornography. Specifically, wheelchair bound vixens stimulating themselves with their twisted, withered arm-stumps.

    Could everyone post URLs please?

  14. Fist Sport on Packet Generation under Linux? · · Score: -1

    I would have got a job in IT espionage, but I can't install a 'packet sniffer' without bursting into fits of childish laughter.

  15. How soon before it's cracked! on Valve Announces "Steam" Content Delivery System · · Score: -1

    Can't wait to be able to steal MORE software. That's the Slashdot way, after all.

    Fist Sport!

  16. Who said anything about SELLING coke to kids? on Battle Creek, Michigan Settles Dispute with ORBZ · · Score: -1

    I prefer to trade it for fellatio.

  17. He's pirating kiddie-porn! on Homemade Robotic Arms for CD Duplication? · · Score: -1

    The 'robotic arm' is to enable him to masturbate whilst holding his daughter down.

  18. In an ideal world... on Self-Heating Can · · Score: -1

    It would be 'none'.

  19. What's changed? on Self-Heating Can · · Score: -1

    They got greedy, and they stopped treating their community with respect. Whether it started with the $rtbl flag or maybe even earlier when they claimed that posters hold the copyright to their postings yet STILL published them en masse without permission to fulfill katz' sick Oprah-esque journalistic agenda, who knows.

    Slashdot now belongs to the trolls. We've organised ourselves behind the scenes, and are busy constructing fake websites featuring potential "News for Nerds". When we have our fake sites linked to on the front page, that's when we change them to display the majestic beauty of goatse.

    CmdrTaco, penniless and alone. Our greatest achievement.

  20. Put it this way... on Self-Heating Can · · Score: -1

    More Nestle milk means less monkey-men on the planet. And when the last filthy subhuman creature is wiped out, the master breed can roll back in and repopulate the area laid waste by the neglect of the genetically inferior.

    Nestle is clearly a company to be supported, capable of far-reaching global change.

  21. Have you checked Slashcode recently? on Simpsons Guide to Math · · Score: -1

    There's already code in there for pop-up windows. Part of the new advertising module. Of course, it's fine for Slashdot to thrust all this excessive javascripting onto us, but as soon as WE want to put script in OUR User box, they throw a hissy fit.

  22. Re:Don't incandesants have life span built in? on The Future Of Light - Organic LEDs · · Score: 0, Funny

    I thought that all light bulbs are designed to die after a certain amount of use.

    7

    It's true. The trouble is that lightbulb manufacturers are in cahoots with the energy council. Did you know that the element inside the bulb is INDESTRUCTABLE when it comes off the production line? It's deliberately weakened to break after a few hundred switches on-and-off. That's why lightbulbs never 'blow' when they're left permanently on.

    Of course, if lightbulb manufacturers started producing these 'indestructable' bulbs, then they'll never recoup their costs. After all, if you only ever need to buy one bulb per room in your lifetime, why spend the money on more?

    Flourescent bulbs are even more insiduous. Marketed towards trendy 'environmentally conscious' types, they claim to be more efficient. However, the humming you hear from them is actually a transmitter narrowcasting everything you say to the shadowy offices of some unspecified Three Letter Agency. Clearly, if you exhibit questionable consumer tendencies, such as saving energy, you have been corrupted by anti-American propaganda and need to be monitored.

  23. That would be quality on Simpsons Guide to Math · · Score: -1

    R D R R

  24. Ahh... Found it! on Soviet Moon Rocket · · Score: -1

    Surprise addition. Well worth the subscription fee.

  25. Strange, didn't get this reply in my messages on Soviet Moon Rocket · · Score: -1

    Have the Slashtwats eliminated Message notification for replies from -1 posters?

    Crap Fist Sport anyway, I admit, but I'm sleepy and in need of anal fulfilment.