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Alternate Audio Tracks for Movies

Patrick Stein writes "DVD Tracks is a forum for the distribution of home-brew, alternate audio tracks for movies. Inspired by Roger Ebert's column in Yahoo!Internet Life entitled You, Too, Can Be a DVD Movie Critic, DVD Tracks puts you behind the microphone to talk about your favorite flicks." Cool idea, but there's only one track. (Groundhogs day?)

163 comments

  1. Alternatives... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Everything2.com
    Juro5hin.com

    1. Re:Alternatives... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, god. Damn you to hell for posting a link to everything2.com in a first post on a slashdot article!!!! Now e2 will never be the same. nooooooo!

  2. Calling Joel Hodgson by bandix · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This sounds like the killer app for DVD. The original and the MST3K audio track on the same disc.

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    1. Re:Calling Joel Hodgson by Telastyn · · Score: 2

      Better yet, they could collect the most amusing user-submitted MST3K-izations and release them as an add-on. Each submitter could get $$$ and fame.

    2. Re:Calling Joel Hodgson by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 4, Informative


      The latest batch of MST3K DVDs to have been released have this feature. Or rather, they're double-sided DVD's with the original cut of the movie on one side and the MiSTed cut on the other.

    3. Re:Calling Joel Hodgson by binarytoaster · · Score: 1

      Or combine them, everyone adding something... And the cast of MST3k would be some 100 :P

      I'd actually pay for a DVD then... rather than Netflix'ing them...

    4. Re:Calling Joel Hodgson by 56ker · · Score: 1

      Sorry to (probably) seem extremely dense but what does MST3k mean?

    5. Re:Calling Joel Hodgson by fwankypoo · · Score: 2, Informative

      Mystery Science Theater 3000

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    6. Re:Calling Joel Hodgson by Sloppy · · Score: 3, Informative

      MST3k means "Mystery Science Theater 3000". It was a television show where a bad movie was shown in the background, and in the foreground there was a shadow of some recurring characters (Joel/Mike, Crow, Tom Servo) so that it looked like the recurring characters were watching the movie inside a theater. The recurring characters heckled the movie. (It was a lot funnier than it sounds.)

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    7. Re:Calling Joel Hodgson by ctyner · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, the past four MST3K DVDs have not had this feature. The last to do this were "The Wild, Wild World Of Batwoman" and "The Beginning Of The End", which were released in March 2001.

  3. but which one is most aclaimed? by mestar · · Score: 1

    groundhog day is the only track.

    but it is also the most aclaimed one... and most active! :)

  4. Good for REAL movie critics by sjorgnsn · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It seems to me that the movie critic industry is all cynical - or all senial. I've learned not to pay attention to reviews and criticism's just because movies that get crappy ratings always turn out ok or good, and movies with GREAT reviews most often turn out to be boring. Movie reviews from movie buffs rather than people getting paid to say what they think about how good the "acting, filming, angles" are, will be a welcome change.

    1. Re:Good for REAL movie critics by nil_null · · Score: 1, Informative

      Check out the Internet Movie Database if you haven't already. You can find opinions/ratings from a wide variety of individuals, and submit your own opinions on movies. A good general source on movie information. It would be cool if they started linking to alternate audio tracks as well..

    2. Re:Good for REAL movie critics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      check out http://www.rottentomatoes.com it gives a general rating of an abundance of critics famous and not so famous, with links to the whole review if you want. I use it to see the general reaction of a movie without having to read any reviews and after I see the film I can compare my opinion to the rest. After I found this site the only reason I go to imdb is to see who was in a movie but rotten tomatoes is catching up fast.

    3. Re:Good for REAL movie critics by Rakarra · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Is it me or do even the impossibly crappy movies (even based on user opinion) seem to get glowing featured reviews? Does imdb simply have a policy of putting the highest-rated review on the front page? Maybe I should start writing bad reviews of crappy movies, and give them ratings of 10...

    4. Re:Good for REAL movie critics by quintessent · · Score: 2

      movies that get crappy ratings always turn out ok or good

      I've had a different experience. When there is really nothing in it worth seeing, I'm generally aware of this just from reading two or three reviews. Occasionally I disagree with them. But I'm still better off overall.

    5. Re:Good for REAL movie critics by mpe · · Score: 2

      It seems to me that the movie critic industry is all cynical.

      In some ways it can be a good thing if reviewers of anything are somewhat cynical.

      I've learned not to pay attention to reviews and criticism's just because movies that get crappy ratings always turn out ok or good, and movies with GREAT reviews most often turn out to be boring.

      Sounds more like the professional reviwers being too much of a homogeneous group...

  5. No one will take the time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    to listen to this sort of thing. Except for the poster, maybe his girlfriend. (If he has one, a seemingly rare occurance here.)

    1. Re:No one will take the time... by von+Prufer · · Score: 1

      I'm listening to it right now.

    2. Re:No one will take the time... by Ivop · · Score: 1

      He should cut the ehm.. ehm... uh... --Ivo

  6. DSOTM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i always wanted a copy of wizard of oz with dark side of the moon properly synced

    1. Re:DSOTM by Coward+Anonymous · · Score: 1

      except, you would need to package the hash with the DVD in order to experience the effect properly

  7. Any software to support this? by Ryu2 · · Score: 2

    Any DVD player app that can play such a custom audio track instead of the DVD audio? Playing it with a separate app seems cheezy.

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    1. Re:Any software to support this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Mplayer for *nix does this.

      It lets you sink anything from an mp3, ac3, or raw wav file i think.You can even adjust the delay timing to get it right. It also pauses like normal.

  8. Just imagine... by 56ker · · Score: 1

    now you could put your own amusing soundtracks to films! Any funny suggestions anyone?

    1. Re:Just imagine... by JonWan · · Score: 1

      How about one of Jack "boot" Valenti's speeches.

      I wonder how long it will be until the MPAA throws a shit fit?

  9. Wizard of OZ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does this mean I can finally get my DVD copy of the Wizard of OZ with Dark Side of the Moon already queued up ?!?

    1. Re:Wizard of oz by broller · · Score: 1

      About a year ago I saw The Wizard of Oz on DirecTv (I think it was AMC) with the Dark Side of the Moon as the alternate audio broadcast. It was a great idea and shows that, if this becomes popular, you might see it on something like HBO in the future.

      Anyone else ever hear of a cool alternate audio broadcast?

    2. Re:Wizard of oz by sulli · · Score: 1

      Someone could decss it and then switch the audio tracks. Fair Use Guy would be proud!

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    3. Re:Wizard of oz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they already have, and you can download it from your favorite P2P app, i have.

      on a side note, it's not worth it.

      on another side note, i own wizard of oz, and dark side of the moon, so na-na-na im not a pirate

    4. Re:Wizard of oz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you guys heard of Kazaa?

  10. Wizard of oz by Kizzle · · Score: 1

    I think it would be cool to make a version of the wizard of oz with the "Dark side of the moon" cd as background music (remember how that cd is supposed to go allong with the movie).

  11. One big, whompin' track? by JamesOfTheDesert · · Score: 2
    Interesting idea, but, unlike a sync'ed DVD track, it seems it would be hard to skip ahead if you get bored with an alternative track that's in a single big MP3.

    Are there ways to bookmark sections in Mp3's to allow jumping to fixed locations in the track? Then you could jump to specific chapters.

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    1. Re:One big, whompin' track? by ImaLamer · · Score: 2
      I think the idea would be to create new DVD's and release the image file on the underground or for the smart people give us mp3 files.

      This way you burn a legal copy - keep your original safe - and watch your new commentary either in your Component DVD player [given it can read your discs] or your PC.

      If making DVD discs you could make another track - but if you like VCD as I do [runs almost everywhere] you could just make a 60 cent two disc set. I know of many free programs that will put an mp3 to an mpeg - hell you could even make a MPEG-2 with some.

      Seems pretty easy, I've had a great idea about The Matrix but I won't say it here.....

    2. Re:One big, whompin' track? by iluvpr0n · · Score: 1

      the mp3cue plugin does just that. you can make a .cue file when ripping a cd to create 1 continuous mp3 (so no glitches arise between tracks when listening), but with the plugin it lists the separate tracks and you can skip ahead to them if you'd like..i'd imagine you could do something similar with this movie track idea..

      iluvpr0n.

  12. Groundhog Day by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Insightful
    ...I got you babe...

    I swear, if I got up every morning to that tune on the radio, I'd drop a toaster into my bathtub, too.

    I can't quite figure out how or why I'd want to do my own soundtrack for a movie. Seems there's plenty I like the sound to just fine, and those that I don't, eh... I'm not sure I'm cut out for the MST3K line of work.

    "Together I shall rule the world!" -- Tom Servo

    Now I do have a lot of experience with running the play-by-play from the radio instead of from the TV during sports broadcasts. :-)

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  13. Bandwidth issues by e1en0r · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I thought about starting a similar site a few months ago, but I think in the end there will be too many bandwidth issues. I would guess the same will go for this site too. The "Groundhog Day" track is 17MB and I'm sure everything else will be pretty big too. Unless they get some kind of revenue source I think they'll have a hard time. And although this sounds like it would be a great thing for the movie industry to get behind, I'm sure they think it'll hurt their profits or infringe on their copyrights (they'll try to find a way) in some way and won't support it. A better idea might be something like Audiogalaxy (minus the spyware).

    1. Re: Bandwidth issues by e1en0r · · Score: 2, Informative

      Hmmm. After further investigation it appears that the tracks are hosted elsewhere and you upload them to your server and just link to them. Better for the dude that runs the site, but unfortunately that type of setup usually ends up in a high percentage of broken links. I'll cross my fingers and hope it works though. It's a promising idea.

    2. Re:Bandwidth issues by liquidsin · · Score: 2

      I don't suppose that his site getting linked from the front page of slashdot will do anything to help his bandwidth problems...

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    3. Re:Bandwidth issues by NeMon'ess · · Score: 2
      The best way to make the files small is to use Variable Bit Rate encoding of the mp3 files so only when someone is talking is there any sound. Any person making their own track should listen to the movie through headphones, volume low. This way the mike won't pick up the sound. The wave file should then be altered so only sound above a number of decibels is audible, everything else is nullified. That way the mp3 wont even have background hiss. The result, ultra small mp3 files that sound excellent.

  14. it's sad that... by IronTek · · Score: 0

    I think it's sad that the MPAA is such a monster as to even make Roger Ebert say, both in the article as well as the sample commentary, that this *probably* doesn't violate copyrights...

    ...it would never occur to me that it would, but as a cynical guy, I wouldn't be surprised if the MPAA got upset with people doing this...I'm sure Mr. Ebert had a similar frame of mind when he wrote the article...

    ...quite a shame.

  15. Use Movies to Learn a Foreign Language by GNU+Zealot · · Score: 1

    I've always thought that watching movies would be a great way to learn foreign languages. But of course not those cheesy ones that they make you watch in school. I mean real movies that you'd probably watch anyways.

    Picture this:
    The audio of the movie you're watching is in the foriegn language that you'd like to learn. This would help you get a feel for the pronounciation of words. The subtitles of the movie would display not only the text for the audio (the foreign language), but also your native language so that you know what's going on. This would help you also learn the spelling of words being used.

    Although the technology described wouldn't exactly enable this, it's a step towards it and I think it'd be a very cool thing to have. It wouldn't be that hard for DVD companies to implement it.

  16. I Really Liked Groundhog Day by stoolpigeon · · Score: 1

    It was pretty good.

    This doesn't seem like that cool of a thing as far as technology goes. I mean- you certainly don't need a dvd to do this.

    Just record your thoughts watching a movie and have someone kick off the audio when the video tape gets to the start of the film. I know that dvd makes it a little easier to sync up audio and video- but it certainly isn't necessary.

    In fact- if you want to go w/all tape, record your commentary on a couple audio cassettes (remember to warn the viewer to pause the VCR before they have to switch tapes.) Now even the most technologically underpriveleged can enjoy custom commentary.

    Maybe I'll have friends over an we will do a live 'improv' movie commentary party!

    Oh yeah, we've been doing that for years already. But it will be cooler now that it is official.

    .

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  17. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  18. Market? by BlueOtto · · Score: 1

    Who's going to listen to a stranger commentate in the background of a movie? I'd rather just see the movie, not hear commentary (especially not 'off-the-cuff').

    1. Re:Market? by JamesOfTheDesert · · Score: 2
      I'd rather just see the movie, not hear commentary (especially not 'off-the-cuff').

      Yeah, if I wanted to hear complete strangers mouthing off as if their every thought was special I'd just go see the film in a movie theater.

      Hell, you can get 3 or 4 secondary audio tracks at the same time like that.

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  19. Spoofs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd love to hear alternate dialogs in stupid movies. That's a game I often played with my brother, setting TV sound to zero, and inveting the whole plot of a dumb sunday night movie...

    1. Re:Spoofs by Falcula · · Score: 1

      Woody Allen took a japanese spy movie and redid the audio so that the dialogue actually looked like what the peoples lips were saying. The movie is called "What's Up Pussycat" and revolves around a spy faction trying to come up with the best recipie for chicken salad.

      I know...chicken salad, but that's what it looked like they were saying. I really loved it and can't wait for it to come out on DVD...

    2. Re:Spoofs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'm sure you must be trolling, but just to clarify:


      It's "What's Up, Tiger Lily?"


      "What's New Pussycat" is a different Woody Allen film.


      And the recipe was for egg salad.


      Big difference.

  20. I should make my own site... by IIOIOOIOO · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Then submit a post to Slashdot about this new sweet site with a burgeoning community... Voila! Instant eyeballs! I mean, it clearly worked for this guy. Perhaps I'll seed mine with the first 3 lines of an Office replacement app... let Slashdot take care of the rest.

  21. Average track by NiftyNews · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Hey and welcome to the movie. Man, this is cool. Oh hey, anyway, this is Brian Chamberlake III and we're going to watch Tank Girl together. [40 second gap]. Here come the credits. [50 second gap]. Alright...Hey Jim, get me some popcorn! [2 hour gap, end]."

    Total Downloads of this clip: 3

    1. Re:Average track by nucal · · Score: 1
      I started working on this track, but the phone rang at the beginning of chapter 23. I was expecting a call, so I shouldn't have started. I'll finish the movie soon.

      You weren't that far off!

  22. I see a different use for this. by sheetsda · · Score: 2

    Mystery Science-Fiction Theatre 3000 amateur edition anyone?

    1. Re:I see a different use for this. by geekoid · · Score: 2

      As oppose to the incredibly professional one? ;)

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  23. Do it with quicktime by nullard · · Score: 1

    You should be able to rip the DVD to MPEG and open it in the OLD QuickTime Player 2.5. It came with editing plugins (on the cd) that let you edit tracks. The trick is that the old version lets you play with tracks and save to different formats for free -- it came out before the whole QuickTime Pro joke started. Sure the files are a few gigs, but hey, it's worth it just to have a homebrew MST3K version of "The Net"

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  24. Poor, poor Patrick.... by NOT-2-QUICK · · Score: 3, Funny

    I don't personally know whom the site proprietor, Patrick, is or anything, but for his little site's sake I really hope that this article is either regarded as disinteresting by the masses of /. or that his ISP is in for one hell of a shock...

    While this IS certainly an interesting idea and possibly even worth an article on Slashdot, his content is a bit thin and I have his usual site traffic is basicly not existant....until NOW that is!!!

    So anyways...Pat, if you are reading this...good luck and I hope you are being charged for bandwidth by the Mb!!! Of course, you could always take a page from this guy and ask that the Slashdot community reimburse you...

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  25. gunfire... by Ruliz+Galaxor · · Score: 1

    So now you can get pr0n movies with gunfire sounds? Or the other way around... (who wants that anyways)

  26. News? by anon757 · · Score: 1

    This is news? a web site with one MP3 on it? It's not even a alternate audio track about the movie, it's more like a directors commentary. I guess I can kiss my Karma goodbye, but has anyone else noticed Slashdot is _really_ stretching for stories lately?

    1. Re:News? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to be a whiner, but I think the new .eu TLD is better news than a site with very very little content. Oh... wait. THAT story was REJECTED.

  27. Hrm. by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    I registered fancommentaries.org after I read the artical (a long time ago). I was going to setup scoop on it, but I didn't have enough time. Oh well.

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    1. Re:Hrm. by $carab · · Score: 1

      Gee...I don't think you'd need much content ... I mean, look at this guy with ONE (!!!) track? Hope he's paying by the Mb to show how much the /. community cares...I really wish the admins would take a better look at these sites before they post them, I mean, a site posted to /. must either not care about the increased traffic (Cnet or nytimes, for example), or be really interesting, like the World programming championship results. They really shouldn't be fledgling sites looking to desperately hook a readership. I mean, link to the article if you want and ask a question about it, but don't post a site that has virtually NO content.

      The idea doesn't really sound too good, either. I don't play CS with the voice feature enabled for the same reason I will never listen to one of these DVDs...I don't wanna hear some loser talking about whatever, when I could hear and see quality audio and video. I mean, after a while you'll either get people with well-reasoned opinions (small percentage of community), and the great deal of the community that bashes everything and yells expletives into their microphones. Actually, that kinda sounds like /.

  28. Re:Grow up and stop "Warezing" by Ruliz+Galaxor · · Score: 1

    noooo...
    you see it the wrong way

    its like copying the book and walking away with it... thats the whole difference with copying.
    Secondly, not everyone who copies DVD's or software would have bought it, if they had the option between 'buying' or 'leaving'.

  29. Better solution by __aawsxp7741 · · Score: 1
    Just watch a film made in the language you're learning. Duh.


    Re subtitles: They are probably already available in both languages, so all you need to do if you really want both simultaneously is to modify a DVD player to show two sets of subtitles. Not a big problem, if the source code is available.

  30. Deja vous? by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 1

    I swear I've read this story before, but I can't figure out where...
    /humour

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  31. *groan* by CathedralRulz · · Score: 0, Troll
    Taste in movies is completely subjective. I never listen to reviews - I judge whether I want to see a movie based purely on the poster. And I'm never disappointed.

    So if I don't care what a professional critic thinks, why would I care what some loser living with his mom who can't grow facial hair and works at Blockbuster while taking classes at the Learning Annex on the side thinks about "Beautiful Mind?"

  32. Re:Grow up and stop "Warezing" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can justify it to yourself any way that you want, but we both you know that you are a liar and a thief.

  33. Re:Grow up and stop "Warezing" by Ruliz+Galaxor · · Score: 1

    Maybe I am...
    but do you think I (and many others with me) care? guess what... we don't.

  34. Will copyright lawyers squish this? by Dr.Dubious+DDQ · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I hope not. It just occurs to me that this might be a "derivative work" according to the MPAA...

    I think most of us rational people realize that "alternate soundtracks" are perfectly harmless if not actually helpful to the bottom line of companies whose DVDs are getting alternate tracks made for them, but I think most of us recognize just how rational the MPAA is...

    If they do attack this, at least the the "squashing of free speech" aspect of their current campaigns will be more blatant (if such a thing is possible), and if they DON'T, then we'll have another legitimate reason for 'fair-use' space-shifted copies of DVD movies (to make SVCD's with the alternate soundtracks for personal use on our standalone players, of course.)

  35. Not A Good Idea by EXTomar · · Score: 2

    Just what we need...people trying to learn English from what? Star Trek: TNG? Star Wars? The Matrix?!

    There is no substitute for structured classes and learning the formal parts of any language. Watching movies and reading newpapers can help suplement language learning but one should never base learning around "pop culture". There are too many slangs and reagonal things to be really useful for general communication.

    1. Re:Not A Good Idea by germanbirdman · · Score: 1

      I grew up in the UK and also went to school there till I was 13, after that I went to school in Germany.

      I know quite a few people that learnt English from Star Trek: TNG. Star Trek is actually good for learning English because the sentences are spoken slowly and clearly unlike in some other films or series.

      The problem was that it is quite difficult in Germany to watch a series like Star Trek in English. Until this weekend it was legal to hack a satellite tv broadcasting station if that station did not sell subscribtions to your country.

      So when I was still in school (9 years ago) we and a couple of my friends had a hacked smart card to receive the UK satellite TV stations. I know quite a few people that bought a decoder + hacked smart card just to watch ST:TNG and learn English.

      Unfortuneately since Sky introduced their 0x0A smartcards Sky was never hacked again. This must be 7 or 8 years ago now.

      Now DVDs have solved the problem of watching stuff in English. Every DVD (that was filmed in an ENglish speaking country) you can buy contains an English soundtrack. Some of these DVDs though force you to have German subtitles when watching the DVD with the ENglish soundtrack and you can't imagine how annoying it is seeing the film in one language and having subtitles in another. Luckily hacks exist for DVD players to remove user prohibitions.

      The ENglish soundtrack is one of the major reasons why I buy so many DVDs because I am sick and tired of listening to the film in German. Sometimes you watch a movie and gain $$$ in the process: You order a DVD from DVD box office with free shipping, watch the movie and sell it again. SOmetimes movies can be sold for higher prices (used) than it cost to get the DVD new from DVD box office. I'll never understand why. This was especially true when ebay.de still allowed you to sell Region 1 DVDs.

      Region codes are not a problem. Most DVD players are hackable or are already sold already hacked.

      Cinemawise all films are in German, but some cinemas have one single screening of one film a week in the original language. Seldom though.

      Having a film dubbed is better though than what some other countries do: Poland - here the film with the english track is audible - but very silent, but on top of this someone (a single person) is constantly translating what the people are saying. The difference in volume is so great that you cannot hear the background English when the translator is speaking. I don't understand Polish, but I think this is a very stupid way of doing things.

      The Dutch, Danes and Swedish (probably over Scandinavien countries too) just show the movies in the original language and have subtitles. This is the reason why in the Netherlands everyone understands English and I mean everyone. In Germany, most people will understand you if you speak slowly because everybody learnt it at school sometime, but the older the people you are talking to and the less paid the profession, the less likely it is they understand you (and the lesser they get paid the less likely it is that they even speak German nowerdays). Depends on the job though, a programmer always understands English, so will any manager and the like.

      Off topic: Since I'll maybe be moving to the US to work there at the end of the year, is it easy to get a DVD player that plays region 2 PAL DVDs on an NTSC TV? Region free of course? I don't want to throw away all my R2 DVDs.

    2. Re:Not A Good Idea by gehrehmee · · Score: 2

      I can't comment on stand-alone dvd players, but most PC dvd drives have uploadable firmware that will make then region-free. IIRC though, you still have to use a software program like decss to decrypt them.

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  36. Re:Grow up and stop "Warezing" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You will care when you are rotting in jail, getting asspounded by the local gorillas.

  37. Fair Use by EXTomar · · Score: 2

    Aren't talking about things you like/dislike, scenes, and giving your insight into movies you watch the very thing the Fair Use clause in copyright law supposed to protect? Isn't this then the very essense of this idea?

    After all the alternate audio commentaries are somewhat meaningless unless you have the video to go along with it.

    1. Re:Fair Use by sacrilicious · · Score: 1

      Another possibility is that parodies are explicitly provided for in copyright law. All someone has to do to make their track legit is style it like a parody (laugh every few seconds, distort things comically in the commentary, etc).

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  38. This sounds cool but... by jhaberman · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I have to think... Why would I want to do this? I mean, the reason I listen to the comentary tracks on my DVD's is because they usually are done by someone who had a hand in making the movie (Actors, directors, editors, etc.) See, I want interesting behind the scenes info about that day's shot, how bad the situation was, what they were going for... things they tried to do but didn't work... etc. etc. etc.

    I definitely don't want a review of the movie while I'm watching it by some schlub who has no more insight than I do. I can take care of that for myself, thank you very much.

    Maybe that's just me, tho...

    Jason

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    1. Re:This sounds cool but... by rtstyk · · Score: 1

      This is ridicoulus. I'm listening to that guy and he's just talking about his cuff for ten minutes now...

      *GAAAA*

      This would make sense if maybe more people actually got together and prepared a script that would be worth listening to rather than a guy who constantly talks about his cuff and some town he isn't even sure of whether it's on this planet...

      I could see how that would make sense if some fans got few heads together to produce a track for their favorite movie. Like a track for Star Wars movie where they would talk about all the cameos and other interesting stuff.

      d.

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      I hate the fact that you people don't salute me
    2. Re:This sounds cool but... by Jonathan · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Well, perhaps the best commentary track I've heard is Roger Ebert's "Dark City" commentary. It is far more interesting than the director's commentary track (also on the DVD). Commentaries can be genuine film scholarship -- they don't just have to be random trivia about making a movie. After listening to the commentary, I felt as if I've attended a film school lecture.

      On the other hand, Joe Blow is not going to have the knowledge of both film and literature that Roger Ebert has, so maybe amateur commentaries aren't a great idea.

    3. Re:This sounds cool but... by Gumshoe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      On the whole I would agree, the film makers themselves are in the
      best position to comment on the film. However, this idea would
      really come to life when people submit "background information"
      commentries, ie. something a film maker wouldn't necessarily know
      anything about.

      For example, and someone has already mentioned this, a commentry
      by a psychologist discussing the lead characters in Memento or Pi
      would be fascinating -- at least to me.

      Another example might be a compare and contrast discussion of a
      piece of literature and it's celluloid adaptation. I would
      suggest Lord of the Rings would be a great candidate for this
      (Crikey, I've wasted countless hours in the pub critiquing this
      film already, perhaps I should do it :-)

  39. Groundhog Day commentary by svferris · · Score: 4, Funny

    I imagine the Groundhog Day commentary would go something like this:

    "Hi this is Pat and welcome to my commentary on Groundhog Day. The movie stars Bill Murray..."

    *five minutes later*

    "Hi this is Pat and welcome to my commentary on Groundhog Day. The movie stars Bill Murray..."

    1. Re:Groundhog Day commentary by phutureboy · · Score: 1

      You will experience Deja Vu.

    2. Re:Groundhog Day commentary by phutureboy · · Score: 2, Funny

      You will experience Deja Vu.

    3. Re:Groundhog Day commentary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      That, sir, was kharma whoring brilliance

  40. Re:Another example of the man... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    echo $BULLSH\!T | sed s/man/hat/

  41. Great. by Sax+Maniac · · Score: 2

    You, Too, Can Be Slashdotted!

    Microsoft VBScript runtime error '800a000d'
    Type mismatch: 'CInt'
    E:\INETPUB\WEBSITES\YIL\COLUMNS\../ssi/ssi ASP.asp, line 83


    I think the only alternate movie soundtrack I'd care to listen is would be Filthy's take on it.

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  42. Critics should not have a unquestioning audience by ackthpt · · Score: 4, Interesting
    This is the simple practice I have for seeking critical advice on films:

    Read a few reviews

    Note who wrote them and what they had to say

    See the movies, and then reconcile which critic(s) you most often agree with

    Look for their review when you're planning how to spend your disposable income

    Update list as necessary

    I've noticed some reviewers are excellent for films targeted at 18-30 year old, who are completely out of it when reviewing something like A Bugs Life. Keep tabs on where their opinions are off base and on target. Disappointingly many have forgotten what it was like to be young.

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  43. Groundhog Day commentary by svferris · · Score: 5, Funny

    I imagine the Groundhog Day commentary would go something like this:

    "Hi this is Pat and welcome to my commentary on Groundhog Day. The movie stars Bill Murray..."

    *five minutes later*

    "Hi this is Pat and welcome to my commentary on Groundhog Day. The movie stars Bill Murray..." .

  44. Speaking of alternatives...let's talk about OS's.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are those folks who exist that are simply too stupid to run a Unix-like operating system. You know who they are; in fact, many of them frequent this very site with their IE browsers and MSN Messenger rip-offs of applications that were too innovative for Microsoft to come up with themselves even though they spend more money on R&D than any other company in the history of the world.

    My friends, co-workers, and I refer to these individuals as people with TSTR*, or Too Stupid To Run *nix syndrome.

    Do YOU know anyone suffering from this? If so, please make a note of it and remind them of their simple minds whenever they mumble some "*nix isn't ready for the desk top" while you're using KDE 3 and Evolution, which are a superior desktop environment and mail client, respectively.

  45. Fractured Flickers by John+Jorsett · · Score: 1

    One of my favorite TV shows waaay waaay back was Fractured Flickers. It took old silent movies and added a humorous sound track. Same principle as Woody Allen's "What's Up Tiger Lily?" I'd like to see this DVD track stuff applied that way. Properly done, it's hilarious.

  46. Re:Grow up and stop "Warezing" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sure that's a nice fantasy for you, man, but it doesn't work that way. The distros get busted, to be sure, but leeches go on and on and on and on...

    Does it bother you that I have all the software you only wish you could have, all the music, and all the movies I could ever want?

    Well, that's life. Anyhoo, the born-rich have had this advantage for ages. Part of the real issue here, I suspect, is one of class boundaries. It really peeves off some people to see everyone, regardless of social status, being able to get whatever the hell they want. If only we had matter copiers...

  47. Re:Grow up and stop "Warezing" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > This is illegal, and more importantly, it is just wrong.

    It is illegal by law in most countries, but "wrong" is your personal opinion. In my opinion the only reason it is wrong is because it is against the law.

    > When you "free software/moviez/gamez" kiddies grow up, you will realize that many hard-working professionals depend on the royalties they get from the sales of DVD's. They use this money to put food on the table for their loved ones.

    They feed upon an artificial value created by the monopolies IP gives them.
    The value of copies exist only because copyright holders can use their monopolies to create a lack of copies in the market.

    > Software is NOT free.

    Some software is free.

    > And Modifying DVD's is just like putting a book under your shirt and walking out the store.

    Modification is different than copying. And copying is very different from stealing. If you steal a book in the bookshop, the bookshop owns a book less, but if you take a copy of a CD in a recordshop, the recordshop still owns the same number of CDs - no property loss.

  48. Pink Floyd @ Wizard of Oz by felipeal · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This schema would allow The Dark Side of the Moon as an alternative soundtrack for
    The Wizard of Oz.

  49. Re:Grow up and stop "Warezing" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Like I told the other guy : You can justify it to yourself any way that you want, but we both you know that you are a liar and a thief.

  50. Everything Old is New Again. by vitaflo · · Score: 3, Funny

    My friends and I used to do this when we were kids. I had a friend bring over an extra VCR and a copy of Star Wars. We'd put the video feed out from the VHS my friend had to the BETA my parents had (yes we had BETA back then), and for the audio we'd use a microphone my parent owned and would rig it up to the sound in to the BETA.

    Then we'd just play the movie on the VHS, and record it on the BETA, and adlib voices over the top of it. Sometimes it was lame, but a lot of times it was absolutely hilarious, especially when we had a really good exchange that just came off the top of our head, and synced w/ the actors well.

    Darth Vadar saying "Once you go black, you never go back" when he points and Leia and calls her a traitor has never been so funny. ;)

  51. DMCA Alert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I smell a lot of lawsuits here. Parody? No, that died along with irony.

  52. Roll your own- by Mu*puppy · · Score: 2, Interesting
    MST3K commentary! Also, fandubbing my own anime comes to mind more and more...

    This -does- make me wonder, though, if/when our friends in the MPAA would do something about this, trying to blur what defines a 'derivative work'. Look up 'The Wind Done Gone' sometime, a parody of 'Gone With the Wind' that re-tells the story from a different viewpoint. The Margaret Mitchell estate tried to sue the author, but fortunately was unsuccessful with the attempt. Still though, were truly big media to flex political muscle/money, who knows what they can do. After all, look at the DMCA and CBDTPA...

    -Mudpuppy
    "Carpe vitam globis!"

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  53. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  54. This could be absolutely awesome by Flounder · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Ordinary fan commentaries would probably be alot of "OH, THIS SCENE IS AWESOME, WATCH FOR TRINITY'S NIPPLE!"

    However, I like E-bert's idea. What if you were involved in the movie, and had a particular viewpoint. I had a friend that works for Paramount, and is involved behind the scenes with Star Trek, especially the movies. And he's got stories and behind the scenes insights that would blow your mind. Watched The Wrath of Khan with him and it completely changed my impression of that movie.

    Having an expert commentary about a movie based on particular subject matter would be also very worth it. My grandfather was in the first wave at Utah Beach and definitely has alot to say about Saving Pvt Ryan.

    Now, if you can have a program to sync the commentary to the PC DVD player, then it'll be the killer app for PC DVD.

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  55. Would be nice to see used for localisation by horza · · Score: 2

    There is a big conspiracy out there. Go into any DVD store or rental and see how many have soundtracks or even *subtitles* in French. I went into a few to find a film for my French girlfriend and I to watch and came out with ZERO. Plenty of less widespread language such as Finnish, but nothing for the 10th most spoken language in the world. Now I know all these films are dubbed for French cinema. It would be great if the dubbed tracks could be released so that we can watch films in many different languages.

    Phillip.

    1. Re:Would be nice to see used for localisation by tempmpi · · Score: 2

      Theres a nice software named dvdsubber It can playback DVDs with alternative subtitles from a file. Many subtitle files can be found at http://dvd.box.sk Or you can just import french dvd from france, most pc dvd roms can be made region code free with a alternative firmware. Most european dvds of us movies contain the english soundtrack too & subtitles. BTW: Princess Mononoke got a french track.

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    2. Re:Would be nice to see used for localisation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are you talking about? Most DVDs in region 1 HAVE a french track. Just surf amazon.com then go to the DVD section you will see most of them have afrench track

    3. Re:Would be nice to see used for localisation by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      or....you could just get a Finnish girlfriend

    4. Re:Would be nice to see used for localisation by Shuh · · Score: 1
      ... I went into a few to find a film for my French girlfriend ...
      You have a French girlfriend and you bother to watch the movie? Somethings wrong! :)
    5. Re:Would be nice to see used for localisation by KosovoYankee · · Score: 1

      Buy your movies in Quebec, they're all in french.

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  56. (OT) E2 and /. have little in common by yerricde · · Score: 1

    [Alternatives to Slashdot:] Everything2.com

    Everything 2 is more like Wikipedia than it is like Slashdot.
    Read more: Is E2 just like Slashdot?

    Juro5hin.com

    You mean Kuro5hin.org. If you really want a first post, take your time; you have 20 seconds, after all.

    By the way, if you cross K5 with a bit of E2, you get .5e.

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  57. You can already do this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can already do this with many DVDs. My brother is learning French using his Simpsons Season 1 DVD.

    1. Re:You can already do this by nucal · · Score: 1
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  59. companion story: Don't Confuse Fans With Pirates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In this companion story (link on same page):

    http://www.yil.com/columns/column.asp?columnist= eb ert&date=020401&page=01

    titled: Don't Confuse Fans With Pirates

    Where he blasts the record companies for how they treat their fans.

  60. Sonny and �her? EFF them by yerricde · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...I got you babe...

    The site's featured track is for the movie Groundhog Day, which repeatedly plays a song by Sonny and Cher (stage name of Salvatore Bono and Cherilyn LaPierre), both of whom have voiced support for perpetual copyright.

    If you want to watch the movies dubbed on the site without the revenue from your DVD purchases supporting the political agenda of Hollywood, then for every dollar you spend on entertainment, make a matching contribution to the Electronic Frontier Foundation. (I'm a card-carrying member myself.)

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  61. Re:Grow up and stop "Warezing" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nobody is justifying anything here. I think you're stealing my air and thereby deserve to die by anal implosion. Now stop breathing this moment or I will have to get my pump!

  62. In related news by switcha · · Score: 2, Funny
    I'm gonna be launching a server where you can upload videos of your self acting out your favorite radio events, or replacement streams to go over your favorite music videos.

    Do you think your interpretation of Vince Carter's dunk over T-Mac that you heard last Tuesday rivals that of the man himself? Let us all see!

    Are your dance moves, like, wayyyy better than Brittney's in her new video? Let our members decide!

    Drop by our website www.retarded-ideas-getting-posted-at-slash.com and check it out. Currently, we are only hosting one video clip. It's Jerrod McCurtry of Stephensville, Ohio giving us an alternate video clip to Jay-Z's video 'Jigga My Nigga.' We look to keep expanding!

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    You know what? ... A little club soda *did* get that out!
  63. DVD authors: adding soundtracks? by zardie · · Score: 1

    There seems to be a lot of talk about getting DVD apps to synch external audio sources with DVDs. While this seems like a quick fix, I prefer to watch DVDs on my home theatre system.

    Is there some way to use a DVD authoring package to duplicate a DVD and add an extra soundtrack stream to it? DVDs already have multiple soundtracks for commentaries, other languages and different compression formats so I don't see why it wouldn't be possible to add one of your own.

  64. Fun times... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Making your own soundtrack is a fun party game. When we were young, me and my brothers would have some friends over and we'd have an episode of The Smurfs on VCR. The VCR had a microphone socket and an audio overdub feature.

    We'd have one microphone which we'd throw around between each other, because we each played one or more specific characters. We would proceed to create a whole new story for each episode, complete with stupid humor.

    I really want to try this again, now that I'm old enough to drink :)

  65. Am I missing Something? by PhreakinPenguin · · Score: 1

    I guess I must be old school for not being into something like this. The guy basically talks about the city and says umm 4 million times. You would think that if you're releasing something on the internet that is all spoken word, that you would have at least been to a ToastMasters session at least once or twice.

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  66. Re:Grow up and stop "Warezing" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    No one is suggesting modifying DVDs or distributing DVDs or distributing copyrighted material. This site is simply for a way to distribute home-brew audio tracks which can
    be used in conjunction with DVDs or other movies.

  67. CT ~ HD - been there, already done that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon has the theme song & video in two languages...

  68. DMCA by mmusn · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure how, but I am sure somehow the MPAA will construe this as a violation of artists' rights and a violation of copyright and the American way.

  69. Groundhog's Day Commentary by sharkey · · Score: 2

    "Hi. You obviously haven't been a long-time subscriber to Showtime since you bought this DVD. Or someone decided to play a nasty little joke on you. Since Showtime decided to show Groundhog's Day 2-3 times a day, every day, throughout 1996 and 1997, I find it hard to believe that anyone would shell out the money for the DVD. Since you don't know what you are getting, I'll shut up now."

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    "Outlook not so good." That magic 8-ball knows everything! I'll ask about Exchange Server next.
  70. Okay site, shoulda waited for it to mature a bit. by kobotronic · · Score: 2, Informative
    Interesting idea. I thought about recording a commentary track for some of the movies I like and have researched and watched enough times to have something to say about. Then I heard a recording of my less than perfectly modulated voice and decided to forget about it!

    However, there's apparently only one track on this site - I listened to the Groundhog Day track and it's certainly not bad. The guy admits he doesn't have filler commentary for every scene on the screen and the microphone rattle in the beginning reveals a limited amount of preparation, so for what it's worth it's certainly a nice first try. I been to Punxsutawney couple times, and love Groundhog Day the Movie, so it was rather interesting to listen to the guy's comments.

    I think perhaps though it was premature to feature this site on slashdot - don't you think you should have waited until there was a few more tracks on there? As it is, it looks like a thousand people are gonna download the same track - it would have made a better impression if you had let it mature a bit. All the same, it would be nice to see more things like this. It's a good and creative way to 'share' stuff without pirating. :)

  71. He's talking about Region 2 by Gorimek · · Score: 2

    The *.co.uk address gives that away.

    I think North American DVDs have so many French tracks due to Canada. There are only 2 main languages in region 1. In Europe there are dozens.

    1. Re:He's talking about Region 2 by mpe · · Score: 2

      I think North American DVDs have so many French tracks due to Canada. There are only 2 main languages in region 1. In Europe there are dozens.

      There would be at least 3. Plenty of Spanish speaking Americans, especially in the West and around the Carribean coast.

    2. Re:He's talking about Region 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mustn't forget jive. Plenty of jive speaking Americans, especially in the South, Midwest, and Metropolitan areas.

  72. Ducking Audio by Fifty+Squid · · Score: 0

    In a director's commentary track the audio plays normally until the commentator speaks, then the audio "ducks" down without cutting off. What software will do this or what workarounds are there to produce a similar effect?

  73. halfway there... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    why not go all out and use after effects to comp yourself into movies. Finally I can do that love scene with milla jojovavich in the fifth element :)

  74. Hmmm ... by ProfMoriarty · · Score: 1
    Would they pay us?

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  75. this could be interesting by teslatug · · Score: 1

    on pr0n flicks

  76. DMCA? by LinuxInDallas · · Score: 1

    I'm afraid the act of replacing said copyrighted music with your own is a circumvention of the way the DVD was meant to be decoded.

    What a world we live in today.

  77. It may have sounded like flamebait... by Golias · · Score: 3, Insightful
    but the AC has a point.

    (For those who read at 1 or higher, the parent to this post said "No one will take the time to listen to this sort of thing. Except for the poster, maybe his girlfriend." Hopefully it will get bumped up soon, but AC's seldom seem to get their props under the current mod system.)

    I strongly disagree with what Roger Ebert says about homebrew comentary. I like some director commentary tracks. I like it even better when a DVD comes with comentary by a very well-informed person who writes about movies for a living (such as the comentary on Criterion's edition of Seven Samurai, or the track Mr. Ebert himself did for Dark City). Listening to some of those tracks is like taking a film school seminar, with one of the nation's leading critics as your professor for the day.

    That said, there is no way I'm going to spend two hours of my life listening to what the typical talk-backer from Aint-It-Cool-News has to say about his favorite flick. Why would I ever take the time to download a play-by-play breakdown of... oh, say "12 Monkeys"... when, for all I know, it was done by somebody who never saw "La Jette" (which it was based on), nor any of Gilliam's previous body of work, and spends most of the running time of the film talking about Brad Pitt's recent marriage to Jenifer Aniston and how he thought that the Bruce Willis movie "Hudson Hawk" was really underrated.

    In Proverbs* it says that there is no man on Earth who you can't learn something from, but that doesn't mean that everybody's nuggets of wisdom are worth the time to mine them.

    * Footnote: "Proverbs" is a popular religious text expounding on the virtues of wisdom, for those of you who drive around with those lame "Darwin fish" on the backs of your cars, in spite of having never attended a high school biology class.

    --

    Information wants to be anthropomorphized.

    1. Re:It may have sounded like flamebait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Footnote: "Proverbs" is a popular religious text expounding on the virtues of wisdom, for those of you who drive around with those lame "Darwin fish" on the backs of your cars, in spite of having never attended a high school biology class.

      well if you had you had you'd know about evolution has some proof unlike creationism.

  78. Something bad is going to happen now... by pacc · · Score: 1

    How do you know? She's just going out to pick up her newspaper.

    I can hear it on the background music, have you never seen a movie before?

    Oh, that - didn't I tell you that this is the alternative soundtrack, when the bad guy appears it's in harmony with violins.

    Wow, cool!

    Not really.

  79. sidestepping the issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All I hear from this discussion is about the feasability of alternate commentary tracks.

    But the real issue is how something that what was really informative in the day of the laserdisc got sidetracked into a blatant PR vehicle and gratuitous self-promotion in the DVD days.

    How many times can one hear: "It's such a pleasure to work with actor XXX." "Director XXX is the best around", etc, ad nauseam. How about they tell us what happenned in the shoot, what lens they used, why they chose some filmstock, why editing is a breakthrough in some movie, etc.

    Really interesting commentary tracks are rare these days. Ebert did some with shot by shot analysis (Dark City, Citizen Kane). As usual, Criterion has great commentary tracks(Children of Paradise, The Rules of the Game, Seven Samurai, etc.) Some are irreverentious but still quite interesting (Kevin Smith in Mallrats). But most are just hollywood 100% pure PR approved utter crap. Hence the proposal for alternate commentary tracks...

  80. Hello; My Name is Mike, I'm a TSTR*... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes it's true.

    I have problems running Linux

    Because Vi is unituitive
    Because for any change you make, you have to KNOW what a dependency is
    Because I have to learn a LOT before starting something
    Because their is NOt a central point of documentation
    Because their is NOT a standard way to do everything on all Unixes
    Because...

    Actually, I deal in computer for years, use Linux an Windows.

    BUT I'M NOT A FUCKING ADMIN

    I'm a luser, and as such don't have to know anything about computers, just how to do what I needs to be done.

    Now, go get a life, wed your Bleeding Edge Linux Distro and be happy with your penguin descendance.

  81. Does anyone NOT know Groundhog Day? by Hard_Code · · Score: 2

    "(Groundhogs day?)"

    Oh please tell me you have not NOT seen Groundhog Day? It's a classic. Rent it now.

    "Now put your little hand in mine..."

    Aaron

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    It's 10 PM. Do you know if you're un-American?
  82. Or if the critic is Roger Ebert... by uqbar · · Score: 2

    I've found that I can predict which movies I will like by doing the *opposite* of Roger Ebert. If he is revolted by a movie (e.g. Blue Velvet or Fight Club) I know I will really like it. If he totally doesn't understand a movie (e.g. Velvet Goldmine which was a complex meditation on the impact of Glam Rock) the I know the movie is pretty intelligent...

    1. Re:Or if the critic is Roger Ebert... by ackthpt · · Score: 1
      Roger always struck me as someone who likes a simple plot, Disney-type movie.

      Gene Siskel (may he rest in peace) was the one who got into the deeper films, though I didn't necessarily agree with all the time.

      Haven't seen Ebert and Roper, so don't know how it all stacks up. Siskel and Ebert were basically opposites and the show worked well on that account.

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      A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
    2. Re:Or if the critic is Roger Ebert... by AndyChrist · · Score: 2

      How can you stand to watch the guy anymore? I mean...that Roeper guy isn't a total clone, but they agree entirely too much. The show is just BORING now.

      Me, I listen to AICN's Moriarty.

  83. And Jeff Mills version of Metropolis... by uqbar · · Score: 2

    Detroit minimal techno pioneer Jeff Mills did a soundtrack for Metropolis - which hasn't come out on DVD yet. Other musicians could do alternative soundtracks to their favorite movies - silent or otherwise...

  84. No one forces you by derch · · Score: 1

    there is no way I'm going to spend two hours of my life listening to

    Ummmm..... Commentary sucks == Stop Button

    Why should I care to hear your commentary on Roger Ebert's article?

    It's like /. - a whole lot of people with nothing to do, talk about things they don't really know about!

    1. Re:No one forces you by Golias · · Score: 1
      Ummmm..... Commentary sucks == Stop Button

      Works for commentary that's on the disk, but you can't know if this type of commentary sucks until you take the time to find and download it. I'm just saying that it's probably not worth the effort, because the odds are rather high that the commentary comes from a total moron... like the AC who replied to my post, who apparantly thought that my snide comment about the lameness of the "Darwin Fish" was somehow a voice of support for creationism.

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  85. I want to do the whole soundtrack by unovox · · Score: 1

    Rip the video..record music,foley,dialog....mix burn/upload...yeah baby.

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  86. Additional Feature by cmay666 · · Score: 1

    I think a great value adding feature would be a "Relevance Score" which would allow the end user to discern between say, the Production Designer's or Director of Photography's commentary and Joe Schmoe's commentary for a particular movie. Someone on set of the movie during production would rate a between a 5 (Production Assistant) and 10 (Producer, Director), while those not related to the production would score less.

  87. Pink Floyd @ Dune by isotope23 · · Score: 1

    I just added the info for Dune with "The Wall"
    IMO it kicks butt over Oz/Moon combo....

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  88. Re:Grow up and stop "Warezing" by Rakarra · · Score: 2
    They feed upon an artificial value created by the monopolies IP gives them. The value of copies exist only because copyright holders can use their monopolies to create a lack of copies in the market.

    What about the resources ($$$) that it takes to actually make movies/music/books/etc? Don't the creators deserve to reimbursed for their time and effort? Isn't it morally wrong to deny them their profit even from something they spent resources creating? IP doesn't magically grow on trees, it usually takes actual work and resources to create. When you buy a CD or movie, sure there's distribution cost (very low), but you're also paying the creation cost. That's why making a copy of something you didn't buy is stealing -- sure it's just a copy, but the use of that work creates the moral obligation to pay your share of the creation costs as well. So please don't try to play the "it's illegal, but not morally wrong" card; you don't have a leg to stand on.

  89. Double-Take meets.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This idea reminds me of a group that was in Sydney, Australia back in
    the late 1980's called Double-Take.
    They would put on old movies at the cinema, but would replace the original
    dialogue with their own dialogue - DUBBED LIVE in the cinema.

    There were about 4 people in their group, that would sit up the back of the cinema
    with microphones and do the dialogue, with ad-libs thrown in sometimes. ;)

    The movies were always old B-Grade ones that would be humorous even with the
    original dialogue. e.g Sci-fi's from the 1950's

    Two shows they did were:
    Double-Take meets Hercules
    Double-Take meets The Astro Zombies

    I went to one and it was laughs from start to finish. Great stuff.

    Cheers
    Dave

  90. Re:Okay site, shoulda waited for it to mature a bi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cool pictures of Punxsutawney.... The only one
    that I don't recognize is the one shot of a
    dilapidated garage door. And, I forget where
    Neptune Pets is exactly (it's relatively new).

    alter,
    Patrick