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  1. Re:Why switch if windows is better or supperior on Why Use Free/Open Source Software? · · Score: 1
    To the average Joe six pack, XP is the same or better. Not to us of course but for playing games, reading MS Word docs or Ms Excel sheets, to browsing the web with MS IE, its just plain better then free alternatives.

    I do not agree. The problem with Joe Sixpack is that the majority of people who use computers are not Joe Sixpacks. What reason would hillbilly Joe Sixpack have to crunch Excel spreadsheets, unless he's an accountant or working with accounting?

    If Joe Sixpack is the majority user of Windows, then Microsoft wouldn't have to worry about a thing wouldn't they? Then how come their shrilly stereotyping of GPL as un-American sounds very much like someone who just had his balls kicked?

    The problem, as Microsoft sees it, is that users are getting intelligent. Sure, Linux and the host of OSS/FS applications are not yet as good today as their equivalent MS offerings. But MS, knows that OSS/FS can only improve, MS on the other hand, is still looking for the next killer feature.

  2. Microsoft's primary innovation. on Why Use Free/Open Source Software? · · Score: 1
    Open source would be nothing with out corporate source. Companies create new ideas and uses that idea to make a profit. Then the open source community makes it better and makes it free. It is really just that simple.

    Hogwash. After the LoveBug wreaked havoc on Cyberspace and many articles pointed out that Microsofts monopoly of the operating system makes it as vulnerable to viruses as the entire state of Kansas when planted with a single breed of corn would be vulnerable to diseases, Microsoft, in the person of Bill Gates himself, wrote a rebuttal. The rebuttal was printed in in a newsweekly, I forgot whether it was Time or Newsweek.

    Essentially, Mr. Gates defended his company's monopoly by pointing out that it enables Microsoft to create innovation and provide value to its customers. The very same premise you expounded in your post, by the way. Naturally, Professor Gates needs to provide an example to his wide-eyed students in order to drive the point home. Now, guess what MS innovation did Professor Gates provide by way of example? The spreadsheet?, nope, Visicalc invented the spreadsheet. Wysiwyg word processing?, no way!, Wordstar was doing wysiwyg back in the days when Billg still counts himself among the hackers of Basic. The graphical user interface?, no, XEROX PARC invented that one.

    Give up? Bill Gates provided the toolbar as primary evidence of the innovation that a Microsoft monopoly benefits the world. I laughed myself silly after reading that one.

  3. Microsoft's best response. on What Should Microsoft's Open Source Strategy Be? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Microsoft's best response is to allow their code to be user patchable. I have been thinking about this possibility for some time now and I hope Microsoft is too greedy to think about it. Here is a response that, I believe, we in the Open Source Camp will find very hard to meet.

    1. Microsoft includes source code for its most important applications in its CDROM. This could be for the base operating system, drivers, etc. Included with the CDROM is a patch utility that allows any user to create and apply patches to the base source.
    2. Microsoft allows any licensed owner of its product to recompile the source code and modify it for the licensee's exclusive use but not to redistribute it. The source code is still Microsoft property.
    3. Microsoft explicitly allows any licensed owner of its products to freely create, apply, distribute, exchange, sell, rent, etc., his or her patches. Since the patches were written by the user, Microsoft essentially says that the user owns the patches and could do with it whatever he or she pleases. Microsoft owns only the base source.
    4. Microsoft sets up a web site where users can submit their patches. If the patch is good enough, Microsoft will include it in its next version of the product. Any submitter to the patch site explicitly allows Microsoft to include his/her patch in revisions without any compensation whatsoever. However, as a sign of its good faith, Microsoft promises to give the submitter a free copy of the next version of its product that includes the submitters patch.

    If Microsoft does this, it will have the benefits of the open source philosophy and still make money selling the base products.

  4. Re:ESR's Flaw on Eric Raymond: Why Open Source will Rule · · Score: 1

    I have been around long enough to have seen firsthand how the IBM PC took the laurel wreath away from Apple. Apple computer had more software for it, it had been around much longer etc. When IBM came up with a non-interoperable machine, how many actually predicted that the IBM PC would actually, in a very short time, become dominant? Not the press, not the pundits, not even IBM itself.

    Apple had the traction, it had the numbers, and the computer world was idolizing Steve Jobs as the founder of the PC revolution. (I think he still is.)

    But dominant and revolutionary the IBM PC did become. Why? Because businesses took it up. IBM targeted small and medium scale businesses. The IBM PC had only one good software on it, Lotus 123, but it was enough to convince business owners to buy an IBM PC.

    Soon, the market was divided into two camps. The business user and the home user. The business user bought monochrome IBM's while the home users bought the Apple ][ and later the Macintosh with its slick GUI interfaces.

    When the businessman comes home with his work, what kind of computer would he need? An IBM of course. His files cannot be read by the slick Macintosh at home. So this businessman would probably buy an IBM PC so he can work on his papers even at night. From being a business machine, the IBM PC soon invaded the home and within a short span of time, apple was evicted from most american homes.

    If history can be used to judge the current computer wars, then Linux will surely win this war in the long run. Businesses today are dominated by big iron: mainframes, servers and the internet. And in this arena, Microsoft is floundering. Yes, it is dominant in the desktop, but more than that, microsoft is dominant in the home. Do not ever forget that fact. Businesses don't care much for the ability to play mp3's or play DVD's or the fact that the latest cool games are Windows only. Those are concerns of the home user, but not businesses.

    If Linux is allowed to dominate the server and backroom arena, its domination of the business desktop will be inevitable. Once it dominates the business desktop, it will soon invade the homes. Microsoft knows this. That's why all its announcements and press releases of the last two years have all been directed at the business user. Whan was the last time Microsoft made great fanfare of a home application?

    Linux has mind share and the momentum in the business world. It's desktop applications are not yet as slick as that of Microsoft's, but I have no doubt that Microsoft is feeling very uncomfortable with this linux upstart.

  5. On GCC and others of the same ilk. on Designing Good Linux Applications · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I agree with the main thesis of the article. I just wish more packages follow the ideas expounded, and specially the FHS.

    For example, gcc when installed from source defaults to putting itself into /usr/local/ which is quite understandable, because it was locally installed. Unfortunately libgcc_s.so should have placed itself in /lib instead of /usr/local/lib because some boot-time binaries need it. (modutils if I recall correctly.) The first time I installed gcc from .tar.gz, my sysinit crashed because /usr wasn't mounted yet.

    Other packages have this problem too: fileutils, bash and modutils come to mind. The default configuration is to install themselves into /usr/local/ despite the fact they are needed during boot. (init's message of "rm: no such file" puzzled me the first time I saw it.) Now, I know that ./configure --prefix=/ fixes those things, but my point is, the user shouldn't have to learn from experience how to correctly install those packages. The packages should help him.

  6. Re:Justifying his earlier statement on Spolsky Stands Firm on Linux on the Desktop · · Score: 1
    Refactoring means that when you find a more efficient carburator, you install it in your car and go. Ground up rewriting means that when you find a more efficient carburator, you throw your old car in the trash, go buy a new one, and install your new carburator in it.

    Good analogy for as long your old car still works. But if its really old and rusty, wouldn't it be more economical to just a buy a new one? If you own a VW Beetle and you want to make it into something that works more like a Ferrari Testarossa, how the hell are you going to refactor it? I would like to see that. I say throw that beetle away and get your self the Ferrari.

    The same with code. Outlook is an insecure and kludgy piece of junk that no amount of refactoring can make it purr like a Jaguar. With all the resources that MS has, why can't it hire talent that will rewrite outlook from scratch and replace it's rusty Model T outlook?

    I think ``refactoring'' is just a new buzz word for what we old-timers would call maintenance.

  7. Re:zlib rarely used in MacOS. MacOS safe. on Bug in zlib Affects Many Linux Programs · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I hate to send rain on your parade but...

    No command shell. No shell means no way to hook or intercept ...

    A command shell is just a convenient way to go around a UNIX system after you've logged in. It has nothing to do with the question of a box being easier to crack. Once you've been compromised, you've been compromised --- whether you have a shell or not.

    All mac developers know their code is always running at root. Nothing is higher ... By always being root their is no false sense of security.

    Tell that to the hapless windows user. Everyone is root there, that didn't make windows more secure. Being root all the time only means that when you have executed an email worm, it is trivial for the worm to do anything it wants. The only reason Macs were'nt affected by the ILOVEYOU virus is because Macs are not running visual basic.

    Pascal strings... are faster than C (because they have the length delimiter in the front ...

    Which means I have only to change that single number and I'll have what amounts to a buffer overran. Especially if ...

    ... The Mac places return address infront of where the buffer would overrun. Much safer.
    Placing the return address in front of a buffer rather than at the end is safer but does not guarantee that the machine won't be compromised. Why?

    Assume there is a function a() which calls b() sometime after being invoked. In the Mac architecture, the return address for a() is placed between buffer allocations for a() and buffer allocations for b(). If the buffer allocated by a() is globally accessible, then it is possible for some routine c() to access that buffer, overrun the return address, and have arbitrary code executed when b() returns. Granted, this is more difficult to do than is the case with the intel architecture but it is entirely possible. Having a different way of storing return addresses is not a substitute for careful, paranoid programming.

    Macs never run code ever merely based on how a file is named. ...

    And so do Unix. The Mac style is even more readily compromised if as you say, "A mac cannot run a program unless it has TWO files." One of which is invisible. Imagine that! You have a file that cannot be seen by the ordinary user or by the standard file tools provided by default. What would happen if someone (could be you running a trojanned program) changes those so called ``hidden attributes?'' (Discussion left as an exercise for the student.)

    There are less macs,...

    This is the real reason there are no Mac related compromises on Bugtraq or anywhere. There are so few of them it just isn't worth it for the script kids. But what kind of advertisement for security is that? Mac Proven Safer because Unpopular and Slow-Selling!

  8. Re:You are not anal enough either. (IAAL) on Abusing the GPL? · · Score: 1

    There are many comments in this post now, but I sure am not going to let a good debate pass me by.

    In order to impart meaning to the GPL distinction between source vs. object/executable, one must go on a fact-finding parade to measure industry practice, and other wishy-washy standards. In the context of a dispute over a GPL'd bit of code, you can be damn sure that the GPL will collapse under the weight of this fact-finding process,...

    What you are saying here is that the practitioners of the craft themselves do not know what common terms in their craft mean. There may be crafts where that predicate is true (law for example) but in the software industry, there is no doubt as to what source and object code means. I doubt it if you can coerce a judge to go on an expensive fact-finding mission, complete with metrics and statistics when all one needs is an expert witness.

    Now guess what industry you're going to get that expert witness from?

    ... the GPL's definitional distinction between source and object/executable form relies on two key terms that cannot be objectively measured: "preferred" and "normally". I defy you to provide me with objective metrics for measuring what is "normally distributed...with the major components...

    The argument in this paragraph is a corollary to the preceding argument. It is also based on the predicate that practitioners of the programming arts are not in agreement with ``normal'' and ``preferred'' practices.

    If you are arguing the question of What is the preferred language when programming business systems then, you would have hit the jackpot because in this case there is no such preferred and normal programming language. Indeed, no amount of fact-finding exercise can ever resolve this question. If I am arguing this fact then all I need to do is subpoena the archives of slashdot. But...

    The disputation is "what is the preferred form of the work for making modifications to it?" In this case, practitioners are in agreement. It is what they call a source code. The term source code may be quite opaque to non-practitioners, but so is the term legal brief and tort. The fact that non-lawyers do not understand what tort and brief means does not mean that lawyers do not understand what they are talking about. (Despite the fact that the general populace seems to think so.)

    If you are arguing against the GPL I would advise you against asking the other side to provide you with ``objective metrics for measuring what is normally distributed...'' Why?

    • You are not an expert witness, the other side will get an expert witness who is a programmer who will then tell you about the ratio of number of lines of source in a programming language over the number of files in a typical software distribution. They would then show that in the GNU distributions alone, the ratio is at least 1,000 lines to 1.
    • Their expert witness will then argue that lines of source is their ``acceptable'' objective metric to prove that source code is the ``preferred'' form for making modifications to software. Since you are not a programmer, how are you going to dispute this?
    To be perfectly frank, the GPL is a POS contract and I would arguably be liable for malpractice if I advised a client to use it for reason other than their unbending adherence to open source dogma.

    This is a legal opinion only and you have stated so yourself. But the objective and the spirit of the GPL shows that the GPL was designed more as a memorandum of agreement rather than a POS contract. In cases of disputes over language and meaning, the courts always adhere to the ``intent and the spirit'' of what ever is being disputed.

    By the way, argue that the GPL is a POS contract and you won't be getting any offers from Microsoft. :-)

  9. All this patent debate could've been avoided... on SightSound Patent Case to Move Forward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    if congress didn't mess with the patent law that essentially says...

    1. You can't patent an idea.

    2. If you want to patent something, you must build it first.

    The patent office grants patents based on a written description nowadays.

    The patent law was supposed to be a way for inventors and tinkerers (the engineers of this world) to benefit financially from their work. Now it has become a way for bored lawyers to make money. I'm getting sick.

  10. What really went wrong. on ArsDigita Founder Responds to Closing · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A small group of developers earning lots of money, making clients happy, and developing and releasing a useful software product is wonderful, but ... to make a substantial impact on the world, you gotta grow.

    This is where it all began. ArsDigita had earnings, had satisfied clients and had a useful software product. What they didn't have was an impact on the world. What I'm saying may not be popular, but it seems to me that after an initial success, egoism got the better of them. It isn't enough that they are a big fish in a little pond, they gotta be a big fish in a big pond.

    There is nothing wrong with growing, but Greenspun and cohorts should have realized that as ArsDigita grew, it will change its character: It will need funds, it will need expert managers, it will need a longer list of clients.

    Funds: Conservative companies don't go to venture capitalists for funds. They go to financial institutions for that. VC's ask too much control in return for their cash. FI's only ask that you present them a viable business plan and a reliable payment schedule. Perhaps ArsDigita never went to the large FI's because it couldn't present a viable business plan? Or because their ego told them that bricks and mortar FI's are not the way to growth in the internet-age?

    Clients: So they got three or four big clients initially. Considering that ArsDigita had no office, no letterhead and had only 5 employees, that's a big deal. But if they grew to a hundred full time employees and an office, even 10 big clients won't be enough. Did they have a plan to increase their client list or at least knew where those clients will be coming from?

    Expert Management: The most important rule for entrepreneurs: This company is your baby, you gotta take care of it, nurture it, and help it grow, because no one else will. When the company grows, the owner's expertise must grow with it. ArsDigita was forced to grow so fast that the owners never had a change to gain the expertise to manage the enterprise. ArsDigita had to hire outside ``experts'' whose only probable interest is how to bail out with a golden parachute.

    If ArsDigita didn't try to match the company's size with the owners inflated ego, it would be probably still be profitable today. Compare ArsDigita with John Carmack's Id Software and you'll understand everything I just said.

    Just my half cents worth. ;-)

  11. Re:Source? on Bazaars in the Government Cathedral · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Open source in the intelligence community means getting intelligence from sources that everyone knows about instead of from someone that had just gone through some ``tactical interrogation.'' I can give examples to make this open source intelligence clear.

    During the second world war, allied planes would bomb railways in France in order to interdict German supply lines. Now this was before the era of Key Hole Satellites --- the only way to know if the bombing did distroy the railway is to send somebody to look it over.

    It is reported that scores of lives were sacrificed to obtain and send information about the state of the targeted rail line to headquarters. Most of the intelligence is gathered by French patriots. But when the information gets to headquarters it is thrown away because HQ already knows what the reports are saying. It turns out that the effectiveness of the bombing is easily gauged the next morning from the prices of basic goods on the Paris market.

    Allied intelligence never told French Resistance about the redundancy of the intelligence-gathering the patriots are engaging in because HQ doesn't want to make it obvious that their efforts were unneeded.

    Also during the second world war, intelligence about the affectiveness of bombing raids on Hitlers factories can be determined from the length of the German womens skirts.

  12. Re:Takeover on Finale for Final Fantasy Studio · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Perhaps it was just me, but animation-wise I found this movie much more impressive than Shrek or Monsters Inc.

    If by impressive you mean impressive technically, then yes Final Fantasy is light years ahead of Shrek and Monsters Inc.

    Unfortunately, technical production is only one minor aspect of a movie. Plot and story comes first. Aki Ross is a lovely lady but her idea of Gaia and those ghosts simply sound too New Age to me. I didn't like it at all.

    Shrek is a fun movie with good music, a compelling plot and a cast characters that are very memorable. I heard that Dreamworks's technology is capable of matching the textures of Final Fantasy but backed off from applying it because they want the movie to have the character of a traditional animation. They focused on the story rather than the technology.

    I too was impressed by the CGI of Final Fantasy, it was breathtaking, and I firmly believe that this is where animation and movie making will go. But I also found out I enjoyed Final Fantasy more if I shut the audio off and concentrated only in watching Aki Ross's beautiful face and fluid movements.

  13. Re:Where can I find DOS? on DesqView/X: Night of the Living Dead Codebases · · Score: 1

    I have an old 486 lying around, but I don't have any DOS install disks lying around. Anyone where I could find them? This sounds like it would be cool to try out. ... ...

    What do you need DOS for? If you are looking for coolness, hike over to Linux From Scratch and install Linux onto your 486's hard drive directly from source code!

  14. Re:Not a fair classification. on Australia Rules DVD's are Films, Not Software · · Score: 1

    DVD's are much more flexible and have far more capabilities than VHS or 35mm film ... These features are purely the work of software; the software logic on a DVD is far more complex than a VHS drive motor or film projector, and should be valued as such.

    The fact that software is used to produce something does not legally classify it as software. Cell phones, computers (know what a BIOS is?), cars, and a plethora of other devices have software. If all those mentioned devices are classified as software, you'll be shocked at what companies can force on you as a consumer...

    I for one will gladly pay twice as much for DVD content as ...

    ... not only that: You cannot resell it, you cannot view the movie without agreeing to a license (ever heard of the EULA?), if you do not like the movie, you cannot return it because then you've already seen the movie in order to form a judgement, only one person can use the movie at a time (EULA again!). These and other such inanities are standard operating procedures in the software industry.

    Yes, I know it says that WB will release two such versions of the DVD, but what will prevent WB from releasing only the one software-licensed DVD if they won the case?

    I'm afraid Australia could be severely stifling the incentive of movie companies to include special DVD-only features. This move doesn't benefit anyone; both the content producers and the consumers suffer.

    I disagree. Hollywood has a history of myopic reactions and is prone to throwing lawyers at a technology that they believe is a threat to their hold on the entertainment market. One need only to remember the Columbia vs VHS case to understand this. It is ironic that Video rentals and sales now represent a huge portion of their profits.

  15. Re:Is that even legal? on California City Issues Internet Cafe Moratorium · · Score: 1

    IANAL, but being of legal age simply means being at the point in your life where society can punish you for your misdeeds. For example, let's say you have a job changing tires in a mechanic's garage. If the car you just had your hands on had an accident because the screws on the tires were not properly torqued leading them to be unscrewed on the highway, whose responsibility is it and exactly how much are you liable for the accident?

    The law simply says that persons that are of legal age are sufficiently informed and possessing of wisdom to be held responsible for the consequences of their actions and decisions. You should realize that the ``legal age'' is not determined through biology but by the law. It has been arbitrarily set to 18 but can be lower or higher.

    Minors are protected by the law from the responsibility of accounting for their misdeeds. They are deemed without sufficient wisdom to make an informed judgement. The military, OTOH is governed by a chain of command, a chain of responsibility. A superior officer is deemed to be responsible for the actions of his subordinates, whether they are of legal age or not. Besides, the army is supposed to be there to protect the nation. And isn't that the responsibility of any citizen? I think both sides in the civil war had drummer boys don't they?

  16. Re:is it me... on Professional Linux Programming · · Score: 2, Funny

    Of course its going to be strictly Linux/open source oriented. After all the money you spent on that MCSE, the MSDN subscriptions, etc..., why would you be so kind as to give out tips to an anonymous fellow on the internet? Even if slashdot started out with an eclectic mix of platforms, it will soon evolve into something that slashdot is now. My guess is that soon, there will be no microsoft partisans on this site. Except for those few lost fellows who can't afford the MSDN.

  17. Re:Even if AOL bought redhat.. on Warnings to Red Hat about AOL Buyout · · Score: 2, Interesting

    According to my crystal ball, AOL wants to have Linux distribution that
    they can cast to the winds and reach the consumers between pages
    of a magazine and their mail. The Linux distribution will be stamped
    ``AOL Bonus OFFER!! A Powerful Internet Connectivity Experience Suite.
    Exclusively for users of Windows 95/98/2000 only!!''
    The user installs the CDROM on his drive which (1) repartitions the
    users hard drive and makes the computer dual-booting or (2) Installs
    a small boot portion of itself on the Windows partition allowing
    the user to click-boot ``AOL icXP'' via the bootable CDROM.
    Presto! Linux has conquered another drive. AOL now gently offers
    to make AOL icXP the default boot OS. Of course, in order to satisfy
    the requirements of the GPL, AOL puts a 5 pt typeface blurb on the
    inside back cover of the installation manual about GPL, Linux etc.
    If AOL icXP is any good, it will have an office suite, a browser,
    and an IM client. No one will need to boot Windows anymore.

  18. Poor poor slashdotters. on Fiorina Says HP May Get Out Of The PC Business · · Score: 0

    ... never used to reading between the lines. CARLY FIORINA IS ATTEMPTING
    TO SAVE HP'S STORM-TOSSED PC BUSINESS. Why the proposed merger with
    Compaq if not for this very reason? Compaq has nothing to give HP but
    a dosage of revitalizing medicine. That is what
    attracted Carly Fiorina in the first place. With the merger deal
    on the verge of collapsing, poor Fiorina is left to giving not
    so subtle hints about the imminent future of HP without Compaq.
    ``Hoping to frighten the crows with your `off-the-record' remarks
    to the USA Today reporter Carly?'' Truly, Fiorina will be forced
    to resign if this merger does not proceed.

    Influential members of the HP board are opposed to the merger
    for reasons that are not very clear. Hints are emerging that at
    least the Packard faction is concerned about what the merger's
    costs will do to HP's profitable printer business. But whatever
    their reasons are, no one is talking outside the board-room.

    ---
    ``I bet you 10 dollars I'll be modded down.''

  19. YACL by M. A. Sridhar on Resources for Rolling Your Own Windowing System? · · Score: 1

    You can try browsing ``Building Portable C++ Applications with YACL'' by M. A. Sridhar from Addison-Wesley. It is a book on a GUI manager that can be ported across different platforms; linux and OS/2 being two of them. The source code is also available at ftp://ftp.aw.com/cseng/authors/sridhar/yacl Hope this is of help.

  20. Re:100:1 ? I don't think so... on ZeoSync Makes Claim of Compression Breakthrough · · Score: 1

    If we follow your argument, then there cannot be a 2:1 compression
    algorithm either. By successively using the 2:1 algorithm on any
    data, you can reduce it to 1 byte too. The fact is, there is a
    point at which further processing on data will not reduce it
    further. Whenever a file F is compressed, a compressing algorithm
    A looks for patterns in the file and builds a table T from which
    it hopes to rebuild the file later. Let the compressed file be F'.
    Then A(F) -> F' + T. (Applying A on F yields the compressed file F'
    and the table T). If we apply A on F' again then A(F') -> F'' + T'.
    We were able to reduce F' to F'' at the expense of adding another
    table. F = F'' + T' + T. Here is the catch: As the size of F''
    decreases, the size of table T' increases. That's because F'' loses
    information which must be recovered. Information on how to recover
    that information is stored in T'. Think about this, if I cut
    a picture in half and send you one piece, there is no way you
    can recover the other half unless I give you clues on what the
    other half is. The clue can be as simple as `mirror image' or
    as complicated as a 10,000 word description. This clue is
    encoded in the table T. If by a compression ratio of 100:1
    they mean the ratio F/F' then this is really possible.
    Even a 1000:1 ratio of F/F' is possible.
    But F/(F' + T) = 100/1? I doubt it, unless F is a
    special case. Here's a compressed fictional anecdote I heard
    that every budding information scientist should know. A
    new student was puzzled by the behavior of his classmates.
    One student said a number, ``53'' and the rest
    of the class suddenly erupted in laughter. Another student then
    said ``94'' and the same thing happened. Unable to stand it
    any longer he asked his classmate what is happening. ``Well,''
    his classmate answered. ``Everybody here has known everybody
    for so long and the same jokes were being told over and over
    again that we decided to use information theory and assigned
    numbers to each joke. Thus, instead of saying the entire joke,
    we would just say the numbers and since everyone has the joke
    memorized, we would all remember it and laugh at it.'' The
    new student understood. He stood up and said to the entire
    class ``69.'' No laughter happened, just dead silence.
    The other students looked at him, shrugged their shoulders
    and turned away. They don't seem amused.
    Surprised at the response, he asked his classmate, ``What did
    I say wrong?'' His classmate answered. ``That wasn't a good joke.''

  21. Re:Huge tuners !!?? on Sony, Toshiba And IBM To Develop New OS · · Score: 1

    > Realizing it was intended to be a joke it should be noted that several > cubic centimeters can not be easily pushed into something the size of > a PDA or cell phone with all the other stuff in the same package. > I'm picturing something like a portable TIVO or IPod for video with a ... The reason tuners are so big is because your fingers have to be able to select the channels. I think it's quite possible to have really small tuner circuits by using ASICs.

  22. Re:Why Slashdot Sucks on Review of Sorcerer GNU Linux · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    For someone who claims to hate slashdot,
    he really took the time to write a comment we
    could all hate. Hey kid, welcome to the club.
    You're a true slashdotter now.

  23. Re:Was this so non-obvious? on Xbox Sequel Rumors · · Score: 1

    > Step 1... > Step 2... > Step 3... > Step 4) Microsoft takes the lessons learned from both deployments to > deploy a super-box. Except they can't follow the same procedure they're doing with software to hardware. Xbox is not even a year old yet and they are ``leaking'' its successor already? Unlike software, hardware has such costs as factory toolings, dies, inventory, warehousing and a host of other costs. You don't spend millions on the above and then throw it all away after a month because Grand Theft Auto 3 kicked their ass. Microsoft is better off spending money on promotions and FUD rather than retooling a factory. Look at the PS2, it's two years old already yet Sony has yet to release a successor to it. (It doesn't mean Sony or Microsoft has to keep still. It only means they have to let their products find its way in the market first because they release an improvement.)