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  1. Re:"Imitation IS the sincerest form of flattery" on Google Patents Motorized, Omnidirectional VR Sneakers (arstechnica.com) · · Score: -1

    Have you ever found yourself trying to figure out how to play with his balls during sex? You're not alone. The problem with men’s balls is that they’re hiding behind the main event. Even sex experts don’t know what the hell to do with balls. Like, do we touch them? Just gawk at them? Do men want us to put them in our mouths or what? And, just as it is with penises, every set of balls is different. Once you get a handle on penises, they’re fairly easy. You know you’re doing something right when they get erect, and you know you did something really right when a guy climaxes. Of course, technique is everything, but you’re likely to find far more women who feel comfortable handling a penis than they do handling a man’s scrotum. Like, how do you know if they’re happy with what you’re doing to them? It’s not like they’re going to get erect and eject some sort of mystery happy sauce. So what are you supposed to do with them? Well, for starters, don’t ignore them. Testicles have a layer of muscle over them that extends upward towards the stomach, so when you play with them, it’s not just genuinely appreciated, but creates for an all-over body sensation. But holding them in your hand as if they're some precious stone isn't the only thing you can do when you have a set in your midst. Here are five things to do with his balls: A great blow job means including the balls in the whole thing, too. I have friends who swear by the figure eight move, in which you circle your tongue in and around the two balls, creating a swirling motion. Licking the seam of the scrotum (there are so many nerve endings there!) especially makes for an amazing experience and one hell of a blow job.

    Have you ever found yourself trying to figure out how to play with his balls during sex? You're not alone. The problem with men’s balls is that they’re hiding behind the main event. Even sex experts don’t know what the hell to do with balls. Like, do we touch them? Just gawk at them? Do men want us to put them in our mouths or what? And, just as it is with penises, every set of balls is different. Once you get a handle on penises, they’re fairly easy. You know you’re doing something right when they get erect, and you know you did something really right when a guy climaxes. Of course, technique is everything, but you’re likely to find far more women who feel comfortable handling a penis than they do handling a man’s scrotum. Like, how do you know if they’re happy with what you’re doing to them? It’s not like they’re going to get erect and eject some sort of mystery happy sauce. So what are you supposed to do with them? Well, for starters, don’t ignore them. Testicles have a layer of muscle over them that extends upward towards the stomach, so when you play with them, it’s not just genuinely appreciated, but creates for an all-over body sensation. But holding them in your hand as if they're some precious stone isn't the only thing you can do when you have a set in your midst. Here are five things to do with his balls: A great blow job means including the balls in the whole thing, too. I have friends who swear by the figure eight move, in which you circle your tongue in and around the two balls, creating a swirling motion. Licking the seam of the scrotum (there are so many nerve endings there!) especially makes for an amazing experience and one hell of a blow job.

    Have you ever found yourself trying to figure out how to play with his balls during sex? You're not alone. The problem with men’s balls is that they’re hiding behind the main event. Even sex experts don’t know what the hell to do with balls. Like, do we touch them? Just gawk at them? Do men want us to put them in our mouths or what? And, just as it is with penises, every set of balls is different. Once you get a handle on penises, they’re fairly easy. You know you’re doing something right when they get

  2. Re:IMPERSONATING ME AGAIN? apk on Yoshua Bengio, a Grand Master of Modern AI, is Worried About Its Future (technologyreview.com) · · Score: -1

    Have you ever found yourself trying to figure out how to play with his balls during sex? You're not alone. The problem with men’s balls is that they’re hiding behind the main event. Even sex experts don’t know what the hell to do with balls. Like, do we touch them? Just gawk at them? Do men want us to put them in our mouths or what? And, just as it is with penises, every set of balls is different. Once you get a handle on penises, they’re fairly easy. You know you’re doing something right when they get erect, and you know you did something really right when a guy climaxes. Of course, technique is everything, but you’re likely to find far more women who feel comfortable handling a penis than they do handling a man’s scrotum. Like, how do you know if they’re happy with what you’re doing to them? It’s not like they’re going to get erect and eject some sort of mystery happy sauce. So what are you supposed to do with them? Well, for starters, don’t ignore them. Testicles have a layer of muscle over them that extends upward towards the stomach, so when you play with them, it’s not just genuinely appreciated, but creates for an all-over body sensation. But holding them in your hand as if they're some precious stone isn't the only thing you can do when you have a set in your midst. Here are five things to do with his balls: A great blow job means including the balls in the whole thing, too. I have friends who swear by the figure eight move, in which you circle your tongue in and around the two balls, creating a swirling motion. Licking the seam of the scrotum (there are so many nerve endings there!) especially makes for an amazing experience and one hell of a blow job.

    Have you ever found yourself trying to figure out how to play with his balls during sex? You're not alone. The problem with men’s balls is that they’re hiding behind the main event. Even sex experts don’t know what the hell to do with balls. Like, do we touch them? Just gawk at them? Do men want us to put them in our mouths or what? And, just as it is with penises, every set of balls is different. Once you get a handle on penises, they’re fairly easy. You know you’re doing something right when they get erect, and you know you did something really right when a guy climaxes. Of course, technique is everything, but you’re likely to find far more women who feel comfortable handling a penis than they do handling a man’s scrotum. Like, how do you know if they’re happy with what you’re doing to them? It’s not like they’re going to get erect and eject some sort of mystery happy sauce. So what are you supposed to do with them? Well, for starters, don’t ignore them. Testicles have a layer of muscle over them that extends upward towards the stomach, so when you play with them, it’s not just genuinely appreciated, but creates for an all-over body sensation. But holding them in your hand as if they're some precious stone isn't the only thing you can do when you have a set in your midst. Here are five things to do with his balls: A great blow job means including the balls in the whole thing, too. I have friends who swear by the figure eight move, in which you circle your tongue in and around the two balls, creating a swirling motion. Licking the seam of the scrotum (there are so many nerve endings there!) especially makes for an amazing experience and one hell of a blow job.

    Have you ever found yourself trying to figure out how to play with his balls during sex? You're not alone. The problem with men’s balls is that they’re hiding behind the main event. Even sex experts don’t know what the hell to do with balls. Like, do we touch them? Just gawk at them? Do men want us to put them in our mouths or what? And, just as it is with penises, every set of balls is different. Once you get a handle on penises, they’re fairly easy. You know you’re doing something right when they get

  3. Re:Verily I say unto you on Alphabet Unit Halts Glucose-Detecting Contact Lens Project (reuters.com) · · Score: -1

    We are slashdoth, we are gay.

  4. Re:Troll, insightful, or both? Re:Just generate .. on Amazon Has Everything it Needs To Make Massively Popular Algorithm-Driven Fiction (qz.com) · · Score: -1

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    Amazon and Netflix driven data mining is what gives us such ridiculous combinations as Sharknado and Clown Tornados EG: http://www.killerclown.org/kil... makes me wonder just how advanced these algorithms really are.. On the other hand I've seen some really bad moves based on really bad themes that were made prior to any of all this whoo haa . Amazon and Netflix driven data mining is what gives us such ridiculous combinations as Sharknado and Clown Tornados EG: http://www.killerclown.org/kil... makes me wonder just how advanced these algorithms really are.. On the other hand I've seen some really bad moves based on really bad themes that were made prior to any of all this whoo haa . Amazon and Netflix driven data mining is what gives us such ridiculous combinations as Sharknado and Clown Tornados EG: http://www.killerclown.org/kil... makes me wonder just how advanced these algorithms really are.. On the other hand I've seen some really bad moves based on really bad themes that were made prior to any of all this whoo haa .

  5. They'll fit in well there with the thieving politicians and defense contractor leeches.

  6. Re:Israel blows up a TV station in Gaza, yet SD... on Israel Aims To Ban Gasoline, Diesel Vehicles By 2030 (cleantechnica.com) · · Score: -1

    Uhhh, because the ARABS that now run Slashdead, and look it up, BizX is Arab-owned, purchased the site to push SEO/UN Agenda 21 propaganda instead of tech news. Look how all the editors flock to certain types of stories each week like seagulls to a handful of popcorn on a different part of the beach. It's all propaganda, and it shifts slightly every week or two or three when they have their meetings/rounds of emails on fake news to spam.

  7. Re:Why were they taxing Einstein? on Three European Countries Block Tax On Tech Giants (bloomberg.com) · · Score: -1

    Products like that *should never be marketed* to begin with. Just like the MacBook Pro which removed the magnetic charging thingamabob. There are some things that are just BAD IDEAS.

  8. Re:BioWeapon This on US Military Program Could Be Seen As a Bioweapon, Scientists Warn (phys.org) · · Score: -1

    (Grabs cigar and gun) Clinton will do what billionaire pedophiles do. ;)

  9. Re: The thing I fear on Amazon Is Making It Easier To Set Up New IoT Gadgets (theverge.com) · · Score: -1

    Just give them their own segregated Ian and turn it off when you're done.

    This sort of racism will not be tolerated!

  10. hit the nail on the head with that one...
    beuhd (pronounced BOO-hd)

  11. Re: Yeah I work for a living too and I manage peop on Wharton Professor Says America Should Shorten the Work Day By 2 Hours (cnbc.com) · · Score: -1

    Shut up. My mom told me when I got my first job a few years ago to *not* work more than like 40 or so hours because nobody pays you overtime and at an age such as mine we should really focus on enjoying life instead of being a "work slave" like from the movie officespace.

    -beu

  12. Re: FEDEX SUCKS! on Google is Giving up Some Control of the AMP Format (theverge.com) · · Score: -1

    hey man i love that comment lolol

    -beu

  13. LIKE US! LOL apk

    I am the True BeuHD, AKA the "MESSIAH" of the otherwizzze dead Slashdong, Inc.

    You heard the so-called RUMORZZZ about us being owned by Arabs. Theyzzz not RUMORS in the truest of the sense. Think about it. We are TRUZLY owned by the pwnage of foreigners who bought the already *smouldering* RUINS of -lol- REALLY the Slashdot ABANDONED by none other than rob malda the retard-in-chief apk.

    P.S. APK => suck my fat non circumcized non Arab NUTSACK lol apk BeuHD

  14. Re: Fake Beau is a faggot; Hillary 4 prizzin on Facing 'Net Neutrality' Criticism, Verizon Suddenly Lifts Data Caps On All Public Safety Workers (siliconvalley.com) · · Score: -1

    I WOOD LUV2.

    u name WHEN and WHERE. I are mental weetod & n-joy diz kinda dreedmint

    "BEUHD"

  15. Re:Well Fuck on No Healthy Level of Alcohol Consumption, Says Major Study (theguardian.com) · · Score: -1

    SHUTup & PSOT relevent 1st posts ONLY.

    Also, it's healthful level, not healthy level.

    BEUHD!

  16. Re: 3d printers on Tiny Plastic Is Everywhere (npr.org) · · Score: -1

    ME ME ME

    -BeuHD

  17. Re: lol he name Butts on Hack Causes Pacemakers To Deliver Life-Threatening Shocks (arstechnica.com) · · Score: -1

    Where? And who are you?

  18. Re:Short sellers are going to be nuclear destroyed on Tesla On Track To Turn a Profit This Year (cbsnews.com) · · Score: -1

    BeauHD was told by his Arab overlords which own the parent company of Slashdot to post this story. Why? They are curious how much leverage they still have on the buy/sell algos scraping news sites. But now that everyone has fled Slashdot because of fake news, no one bothers tuning algos for this site, so it was moot to post this story to begin with.

    Either that, or BeauHD is a naive 19-year-old ladyboy.

    YOU DECIDE!

  19. Re:PIPSQUEAK BEAUHD DOESN'T KNOW CANADIA! on Canada's Ontario Government Ends Basic Income Project (www.cbc.ca) · · Score: -1, Troll

    I love how BeauHD calls it "Canada's Ontario" as if it were some tiny place that no one knows about.

    Hint, hint, BEAUHD: Ontario, CA was named after Ontario, Canada. Your little paradise of California that you can't even afford to live in but laud and laud is not the center of civilization.

    BeauHD is a pure west coast nutjob. I wish that he would move back to San Francisco and live amongst the homeless drug addicted poop flinging monkeys they're importing by the busload.