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  1. Further proof on LHC Shut Down Again — By Baguette-Dropping Bird · · Score: 1

    When I clicked "read more," Slashdot displayed exactly 42 full comments.

  2. Re:Please forward this on Yahoo Revives Pay-Per-Email, With Charitable Twist · · Score: 1

    If you choose to be a meany, and not forward this email, you will die in 5 years, and so will everyone in your family.

    What luck! I was just diagnosed with terminal cancer, and my doctor said I had 3 months to live! Does the FDA know about this new treatment?

  3. Re:Colonization? on Ask Sid Meier · · Score: 1

    I can recommend VDMSound, which has allowed me to enjoy the music on both 2000 and XP.

  4. Static & Dynamic: Better when used together on User-centric GUI Design Explained to All · · Score: 1

    In my opinion, the thing that XP's Start menu does right is providing both static and automagically-ordered shortcuts. If I start launching an application frequently, *BAM* it's suddenly at my fingertips, but the existing "All Programs" tree never changes without my explicit approval.

    Granted, this approach consumes more screen real estate, but this could easily be drawn from the otherwise wasted trailing space in most menu bars and/or toolbars.

  5. Re:Confusion? on Microsoft Drops .NET Name For Next Windows Server · · Score: 1

    "Unfortunately, no one can be told what .NET is. You have to see it for yourself."

  6. Did anyone else notice... on The NetBSD Organization · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...the OpenBSD banner ad at the bottom of the page?

  7. Re:Not quite a planet, eh? on Earth's Little Brother Found · · Score: 1
    "So if I duct-tape them together..."

    Man, when I first read that, I assumed he was talking about Earth and 2002 AA29. That's A LOT of duct tape...

  8. An extra gene? on Genetically Engineered Big-brained Mice · · Score: 1

    Huh, and I always thought it was exposure to Chemical X that caused brains to double in size.

    Oh well, at least this way is safer. The Chemical X route always seems to produce mad geniuses intent on taking over Townsville (when applied to primates, at any rate).

  9. One mention, at least on QuickTime 6 Is Out · · Score: 1

    Hmm...looks like they slipped up at least once:

    When first released over ten years ago, QuickTime revolutionized the industry. Today, with QuickTime 5 reaching over 100 million Mac and PC users in its first year alone, the revolution continues.

    "Crud! Hey, Steve, where did you put that neuralizer we borrowed from Z?"

    "Over in that cabinet. It's next to the reality distortion field generator."

  10. Mmm...blue food on Open-Source Biology · · Score: 1

    While I'd love to see more blue foods, I'd be content with a personal blue slushee machine. Ah, to be back at my alma mater, with the blue slushee machine in the dining hall...

    Some of my favorite recipies:

    • blue slushee + sprite or similar = sparkling blue slushee
    • blue slushee + cranberry juice = red and blue parfait-style beverage
    • blue slushee + orange soda = "swamp water"
    • 9:1 chocolate milk:blue slushee = raspberry-chocolate milkshake (sorta)

    -Greg "C'mon, try it! It's really good!" Mulert

  11. Oh, THAT kind of discipline on Universities Creating Computer Discipline Offices · · Score: 2, Funny

    Before reading the article, I figured the department was intended to help people who stay up all night playing games (even though they should know better). Is there such a thing as Gamers' Anonymous?

    *whistles innocently*

    Oh, and on a totally unrelated note, Caesar III is a lot of fun.

  12. Re:Perl's had it's day - It's become like COBOL on Apocalypse 5 Released · · Score: 1
    perl only really starts to fail when you consider it a panacea. it will not do everything for you, and there's some things that it just plain sucks at.

    What are you talking about? There is nothing Perl cannot do!

  13. The best/worst sci-fi quote EVER... on Impossible Movie Stunts? · · Score: 1
    ...has got to be from Queen of Outer Space, a classic from 1958 that stars Zsa Zsa Gabor. (Really!)

    The heroes have just crash landed on an unknown planet. The SCIENTIST in the group checks the readings and utters this classic line:

    "Well, the gravity is close to that of Earth. The atmosphere must be breathable!"

  14. Re:FYI: Windows "Longhorn" Platform Goals on Windows 'Longhorn' Kicks Off (On Paper) · · Score: 1
    "...support for both two-foot and ten-foot user interfaces."

    Dang, and I thought that new Microsoft Office Keyboard was big...

    Looks like I'm going to have to get a wider desk.

  15. Re:U2 on Talk ... Without Speaking · · Score: 1
    I can just see it now...

    "Tech support, how can I help you?"

    "HOW DO I TURN OFF THE #$@%ING CAPS LOCK?!"

    "Now, sir, there's no need to shout..."

  16. Re:Half VGA? on New Clie Handhelds · · Score: 1, Redundant

    It's actually 320 * 480. Hooray for /. fact-checking!