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  1. They picked the right song... on 3 High-End iPod Speaker Systems Reviewed · · Score: -1

    One of the tracks they used seems to fit well in a battle among iPod speaker systems:

    "Lyrical Gangbang"
    (feat. Lady Of Rage, Kurupt, RBX)

    [Intro:]

    This should be played at high volume
    Preferably in a residential area

    [Lady Of Rage]
    Now I'ma kick up dust
    As I begin to bust
    On the wick-wack, fucked up suckers you can't trust
    When I pick up I lick up, ya face get smacked up
    when I rack up, so all you motherfuckers just pack up
    Or get slapped with the swiftness
    If you think you're swift then forget Merry Christmas
    Now stuff that in your stocking
    I'm knockin em out the box 'n'
    Knockin em out their sock 'n'
    Cuz Robin is rockin
    Breakin em down to the slab
    Takin em down on their ass
    Now what you wanna do? Ya wanna battle, huh?
    See ya watch and creak without a motherfuckin paddle
    Rattle that brain, I'm not that same ol' plain Jane
    We're on you like a border, you're nothin more than a crane
    Or a pebble, take it from the real rap rebel
    Not Bushwick Bill but I can take it to that other level
    You think you got pull then pull it, uhh!
    I got the trigger so I figure you'll bite the bullet
    Then bite the dust and wipe the fuck
    Do what I must and what I must is bust
    The bubble or choose some trouble, forty-due's
    So stick to my Luger, Lady of Rage is comin thru

    [Dre] - (Some cool shit, some cool shit)

    You get the idea.

  2. Floppy disks on Seagate Announces 750GB Hard Drives · · Score: -1

    750 GB
    That's 768,000 MB.

    768,000 MB/1.44 MB =~ 533,333

    That's a lot of floppy disks

  3. Re:FIRST POST!! on Making Sense of Software EULAs · · Score: -1

    Score:3, Informative

    How is this informative? Please mod the troll down.

  4. Aaaarrrrrr... on Best Buy 'Geek Squad' Accused of Pirating Software · · Score: 0, Funny

    Avast, ye geeks!

    Shiver me timbers!

  5. The question remains... on Chinese Telecom Company Launches 'RedBerry' · · Score: -1

    Will RedBerry turn out to be a RaspBerry in China?

  6. Re:Awwww. on Dell Protests 'Not Wintel's Lapdog' · · Score: -1

    Now who wants a treat? Who wants a treat? Michael Dell wants a boney-woney!

  7. Re:bot test #1 on 2006 Chatterbox Challenge In Full Swing · · Score: -1

    last post... am I human?

    Yes you are a flesh entity.

  8. Excellent! on Microsoft Providing Virtual Server Free · · Score: 0, Funny

    Now I can emulate DOS within Linux inside Mac System 6 on Windows 2000 Professional running in VMWare Workstation running on Windows Vista Interim Build 5342 running on Virtual PC running inside Windows Server 2003 via the Citrix connection on the server at work! w00t!

  9. OMG!!! iPods!!! on The State of Digital Music in 2006 · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    iPods are cuter than ponies!

  10. Out come the trolls... on NASA Priorities Out of Whack? · · Score: 0

    Cue the Get some priorities! trolls. :)

  11. One word... on The Surprising Truth About Ugly Websites · · Score: 0
  12. It's not high-tech... on Software for IT Budgeting and Planning? · · Score: -1

    What tools do you use to keep track of estimates and record actual expenditures to see how your budget process is doing?

    Well, I use one of these in conjunction with this. It's not the high-tech solution that the poster was probably looking for, but it gets the job done pretty well.

  13. Bill Gates and Walt Disney, Jr. on Microsoft Hopes Prizes Will Attract New Searchers · · Score: -1

    Folks,

    I called Disney my damn self. It's no lie. GET IT DONE! You all owe me.

    Disney message & $5,000.00
    If you read below you will see the note from Walt Disney Jr. & Management at Disney World. Basically if this messages reaches 13,000 people, everyone will receive $5,000.00 or a free, all expenses paid, trip to Disney World in anytime during the summer of 1999. See the note below - its worth it!!!!

    Everyone is to resend to 15 individuals. Please read and forward to as many friends as possible...we've checked up on this and this is no joke of a chain letter or something if this reaches 13,000 people...duplicate entries don't count, though...So, please help & pass on... thank you, and here you go!!!

    WALT DISNEY JR. GREETING
    Hello Disney fans,
    And thank you for signing up for Bill Gates' Beta Email Tracking. My name is Walt Disney Jr. Here at Disney we are working with Microsoft which has just compiled an e-mail tracing program that tracks everyone to whom this message is forwarded to. It does this through an unique IP(Internet Protocol)address log book database. We are experimenting with this and need your help.

    Forward this to everyone you know and if it reaches 13,000 people, 1,300 of the people = on the list will receive $5,000, and the rest will receive a free trip for two to Disney World for one week during the summer of 1999 at
    our expense. Enjoy.

    Note: Duplicate entries will not be counted. You will be notified by email with further instructions once this email has reached 13,000 people.

    Your friends,
    Walt Disney Jr., Disney, Bill Gates, & The Microsoft Development Team.

  14. Neil Young said it best on Overwhelming Bureaucracy in the IT Department? · · Score: -1

    "We R in Control" by Neil Young

    We control the data banks
    We control the think tanks
    We control the flow of air.

    We're controlling traffic lights
    We control computer flights
    We control the chief of staff.

    We control the TV sky
    We control the FBI
    We control the flow of heat.

    Computer age in harm's way.
    We will prevail
    and perform our function
    C.C.T.B.

    We're controlling
    We're controlling
    We control.
    We're controlling
    We control.
    We control.

    We control you floor to floor
    We control you door to door
    We're controlling
    while you sleep

    Computer age in harm's way.
    We will prevail
    and perform our function
    C.C.T.B.

    Computer age in harm's way.
    We will prevail
    and perform our function
    C.C.T.B.

    We are in control,
    we are in control,
    we are in control.
    We are in control,
    we are in control,
    we are in control.
    We are in control,
    we are in control,
    we are in control.
    We are in control,
    we are in control,
    we are in control.

    Chemical computer
    thinking battery.

  15. Domain name on The World's First Banner Ad · · Score: 0, Funny

    http://thelongestlistofthelongeststuffatthelongest domainnameatlonglast.com/first66.html

    The World's Longest Domain Name?

  16. Re:Indeed. on Wikipedia Plagiarism Ends Journalist's Career · · Score: -1, Redundant
    This really makes one wonder how much additional plagiarism is present in the articles and reports presented by the mass media on a daily basis.


  17. Re:LCD watches, back in the '80s on The USB Wristband · · Score: 2, Informative

    Believe it or not, there is such a thing.

  18. One thing you didn't know last year... on 100 Things We Didn't Know This Time Last Year · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    One thing you didn't know last year is that I would get the first post of /.'s 2006!

    Happy New Year, everyone!

  19. Apple on Technology Predictions for 2006? · · Score: 0

    I predict that, on January 10, 2006, Apple Computer will release an Intel-based iBook.

  20. Flamebait on Will the FCC Regulate the Net? · · Score: 0, Funny

    Score:-1, Flamebait

    Amen.

  21. Re:Somewhere in Redmond on Google Acquires 5% of AOL · · Score: 1, Funny

    "I'm going to fucking KILL Google!" --Steve Ballmer

  22. But wait, there's more! on Analog Hole Legislation Formally Introduced · · Score: -1

    "Encoded Invisible Video Light"? (EIVL)

    "Light Invisible Encoded Video"? (LIEV)

    "Light Invisible Video Encoded"? (LIVE)

    "Invisible Encoded Video Light"? (IEVL)

    "Encoded Light Invisible Video"? (ELIV)

    "Encoded Light Video Invisible"? (ELVI)

  23. Re:All your Base... on Microsoft's Answer to Google Base · · Score: 1, Funny

    You know what you duping?

  24. WTF? on Slashback: BlackBerry, Cloning, Smart Hotels · · Score: 0

    OMG!!!  RIM can't do that to me!  I'm Mr. Big Sho#$%14$

    ** NO CARRIER **
    ________
    Sent from my BlackBerry(tm) wireless handheld.

  25. Karma whore on Pictures by Hive Mind · · Score: 2, Informative