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The USB Wristband

Enigma50 writes "From the 2006 Consumer Electronics Show (CES) comes the world's first USB flash wristband. The uniquely designed Imation Flash Wristband provides an easy way to transport your precious digital files, such as photos, music or videos, securely around your wrist or attached to a backpack. Sure to be a hit with the kids!"

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  1. Wow. by sloths · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That's useful.

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    1. Re:Wow. by aldeng · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Could someone please explain to me how a first post could posibly be redundant? Honestly mods, just because you like to metamod doesn't mean you have the right to be stupid.

    2. Re:Wow. by trezor · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Indeed. Is this an article or an ad? "Sure to be a hit with the kids"? Seriously. WTF?

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    3. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It could if this article was a dupe.

    4. Re:Wow. by heffeque · · Score: 1

      I keep mine in my wallet with my money.

  2. Security risk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Seems like these would get stolen once thieves hear about them.

    1. Re:Security risk by jpmkm · · Score: 4, Insightful

      hmm... Just like any other product worth anything at all?

    2. Re:Security risk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Yes, but they say it is a good way to keep your valuable data safe. It seems like it would be a quick grab and you can wave goodbye to that data. I also wonder how well the device will handle being on a sweaty wrist over a summer.

      I think a lanyard would be a better solution, and less geeky at that.

    3. Re:Security risk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Those goddamn thieves!

  3. The problem by fredistheking · · Score: 5, Insightful

    is that these gimmick flash drives never keep up with the pace of regular vanilla flash drives. 64MB swiss army knife or 32MB usb watch anyone?

    1. Re:The problem by JonN · · Score: 2, Informative
      To be honest I thought it said watch too.

      Also, from TFA: The Imation Flash Wristband holds up to 256 MB of data...

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    2. Re:The problem by matt21811 · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Today, you can buy a 256MB USB Watch without much trouble at all. I dont see any issue with these novelty USB drives being available in reasonable sizes at the time of pruchase.

      The real problem is that the sweet spot for USB drives have acheived an improvment about 80% each year. The means your USB watch seems out of date in only 2 years.

    3. Re:The problem by fredistheking · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And 256MB is cutting edge? You can get 2GB flash drives now.

    4. Re:The problem by Fosnez · · Score: 0

      And you can get 1GB Laks USB Flashdrive/Mp3 Player/Voicerecorders... I have one and it works great! https://www.laks.com/page.php?lang=en&laks_s=off&n ame=future&land=United%20States%20%20US%20-%20Engl ish&art_id=97

    5. Re:The problem by blueflash2o · · Score: 2, Interesting

      its 1GB swiss army knife in regular and aluminum also http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/tools/6b3b/

    6. Re:The problem by ChunderDownunder · · Score: 1

      So what would get around this problem? An expansion slot interface.

      My digital camera does this with an SD card, readable with any card reader.

      e.g. sell the wrist band with flash, or without.

      of course I'm no marketer, so the economics escape me.

    7. Re:The problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    8. Re:The problem by MikeFM · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A bluetooth memory thingie on your wrist would be actually useful (for those of us who use bluetooth) but how useful is a watch/wrist memory thing that requires taking it off your wrist to use or leaving your hand chained to the machine while in use.

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    9. Re:The problem by wheany · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That EDGE DiskGo seems to be the only USB memory watch that isn't ridiculously overpriced. The problem is that there seems to be no-one who ships them to Europe. DiskGo also seems about the only USB watch that doesn't need a separate adaptor cable between the watch and the computer.

      What's the point of having a USB memory with you all the time, if you have to have a separate adaptor to actually connect it to the computer?

    10. Re:The problem by Ailure · · Score: 2, Funny

      256MB should be enough for anyone.

    11. Re:The problem by kestasjk · · Score: 1

      One reason you might want a wristband over a keychain is to be able to keep the thumb drive secure.
      You can easily encrypt your whole hard drive except the kernel, and boot the kernel off a USB thumb drive (eg using FreeBSD's GELI). It's great security against basic offline attacks. One of the main problems with it is keeping the USB thumb drive secure, a wristband USB drive might be quite a good way of doing that.

      My questions are does it reliably stay on your wrist, and is it waterproof?

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    12. Re:The problem by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      From the looks of it, I doubt SD cards would fit. For that matter, if we start doing that, I'll end up with hundreds of differet kinds of flash cards, incompatible with each other, to go with my hundreds of incompatible cases, so that if I lose either card or case, it'll be unusable. Not to mention, a card implies some sort of card slot, meaning the card's got to physically fit, meaning if someone comes up with a card that's twice as thick but 10 times more powerful, it won't fit, and you'll need a new, incompatble wristband.

      No thanks.

      What we really need is a completely standard and ubiquitous interface, which doesn't care what kind of memory is attached, and is physically flexible enough to allow varying physical sizes and storage capacities. Done right, it should allow everything from a keychain-sized device to a full-sized hard drive.

      Now, what would you call that?

      They called it USB 2.0.

      Unless the wristband itself adds too much cost, I say just get a new wristband when this one's obsolete.

      For a digital camera, an SD card makes sense -- for when you need new storage technology -- because cameras are big and heavy, so nobody cares about something the size of an SD card, and they're expensive, so you don't just buy a new digital camera when storage tech catches up. I, personally, like taking hundreds of pictures and sorting through them (or not) later, so I need to be able to store hundreds (or thousands) of pictures. So for me, memory upgrades are making it so I can actually use that brand new 6 megapixel camera at 6 megapixels.

      Then, too, the speed of the medium seems somewhat of a limiting factor. What if cameras came wifi-ready? I'd like to be able to take pictures as fast as the camera can physically take them, util the RAM buffer is full, at which point I'd slow down till the flash buffer is full, at which point I slow down even more as it empties itself through the wireless to my laptop, which looks for more wireless to send it home to my desktop. Each step is a large step down in storage bandwidth, but it lets me take pictures as fast as I want, and as many as I want, so long as I'm willing to slow down to let it recover, and I have a laptop with enough disk space to hold them all or an Internet connection and a server/desktop with enough space to hold them all.

      It could have an indicator, kind of like the Halo shield, if it could recover while you were being shot, and if you had a separate one to show your MJOLNIR armor and health, which behaved the same way, only at different speeds...

      Ok, I think I win some sort of prize for bad analogies and sheer offtopic-ness. And who cares, I'm no marketer either, and never will be. Goodnight.

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    13. Re:The problem by jacksonj04 · · Score: 1

      It could possibly work with MiniSD

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    14. Re:The problem by skitzophile · · Score: 1

      FYI, I've got a 512MB Swiss Army Knife that I absolutely love. They're not all just for novelty.

    15. Re:The problem by somersault · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm assuming that when you say 'anyone', you mean 'dead people'?

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    16. Re:The problem by Oldsmobile · · Score: 1

      "What's the point of having a USB memory with you all the time, if you have to have a separate adaptor to actually connect it to the computer?"

      I think there is a law that says that every gadget must have atleast ONE essential wire that you just HAVE to lug around seperately.

      "Check out our super small ultrasleek gadget that you simply must have!"

      (oh, and a mess of spaghetti twice the size and mass of the gadget)

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    17. Re:The problem by Glonoinha · · Score: 1

      Only $160 for a 1G Swiss Army USB Knife?
      Damnnn.

      You can get the 1G flash drive Apple micro ipod (or whatever they call it) for less than that, and it plays music. And everybody will like you, because you will be cool.
      (And everybody knows that Apple charges double what everybody else charges, because they can.)

      Hmmm. If only there was a way to fit those massive 1G flash drives in your pocket, without resorting to that Swiss folding technology.

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    18. Re:The problem by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      I'd buy one for my ex if it was a neck collar, regardless of capacity.

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    19. Re:The problem by SomeoneGotMyNick · · Score: 1

      its 1GB swiss army knife in regular and aluminum

      I thought it was supposed to now be spelled aluminium?

    20. Re:The problem by Alex+P+Keaton+in+da · · Score: 1

      2 GB? i just bought an 8 GB flash drive this weekend.... (it was on sale- i couldn't help myself- and i expensed it, because I move PSDs from work to home all the time...)

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    21. Re:The problem by Alex+P+Keaton+in+da · · Score: 1

      FYI- the 2G Nano is actually $199... Not that it matters. And you can use your iPod as a flash drive to transport files, the only problem is that you have to have iTunes on both machines, you can't just use it like a drive...

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    22. Re:The problem by Alex+P+Keaton+in+da · · Score: 1

      256 enough for anyone? Maybe to schlep around term papers and such, but the post says The uniquely designed Imation Flash Wristband provides an easy way to transport your precious digital files, such as photos, music or videos, securely around your wrist or attached to a backpack.
      What videos is one going to carry around on 256 MB? How many songs is that?

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    23. Re:The problem by ColdGrits · · Score: 1

      " FYI- the 2G Nano is actually $199"

      FYI, the 1GB iPod Shuffle (to which the gp was referring) is $129. Which, as he said, is smaller and cheaper.

      Oh, and you CAN use it as a drive without using iTunes.

      I know - I do.

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    24. Re:The problem by Alex+P+Keaton+in+da · · Score: 1

      Oh I see- I was confused I guess, because the Shuffle is $99 (here in the US).
      How do you use your iPod as a drive w/out iTunes? I haven't been able to make it work with a Nano? any insight would be helpful.

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    25. Re:The problem by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      I would love to have a camera with an USB slot in it. You could then buy cheap flash drives, and use those for storage. Instead of the overpriced cards that all cameras seem to use. You could even hook up a USB Hard drive if you wanted a lot of storage. This might drain the battery a lot, but I suppose they could make USB Hard drives with their own battery.

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    26. Re:The problem by Carnivore · · Score: 1

      Reset the Nano by holding Select and Menu. When the apple splash screen shows up, release both buttons and immediately press select and play/pause. This will put it into "hard drive mode".

      Linky

    27. Re:The problem by lar3ry · · Score: 1

      How do you use your iPod as a drive w/out iTunes? I haven't been able to make it work with a Nano? any insight would be helpful.

      Take your Nano's USB connector, plug one end into the Nano, and the other end into your computer's USB 2.0 port. The Nano's screen should go to the "Don't Remove" screen, and your O/S should have the drive show up wherever drives show up when they are hotplugged (My Computer on Windows, Desktop on OS X, /media directory on Linux).

      That's all you have to do. No additional software is necessary for most platforms out there. Windows XP, Windows 2000, Mac OS X 10.x, Linux... works like a charm without any fus for all the mainstream O/S's that I've tried it on for my own Nano. Probably works on Vista, too, but I try to keep my Nano away from unstable platforms at my house.

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    28. Re:The problem by Prophet+of+Nixon · · Score: 1

      I still carry a 128 MB flash drive on my keyring, and it suits me fine.

    29. Re:The problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      stop bragging ! ;)

    30. Re:The problem by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 1
      A bluetooth memory thingie on your wrist would be actually useful (for those of us who use bluetooth) but how useful is a watch/wrist memory thing that requires taking it off your wrist to use or leaving your hand chained to the machine while in use.

      I would say very useful, considering that you cannot really operate the computer without sitting down in front of it...?

      Besides, I wouldn't be thrilled about the idea of my data on my wrist being bluesnarfed.

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    31. Re:The problem by Ced_Ex · · Score: 2, Funny

      What videos is one going to carry around on 256 MB? How many songs is that?

      My guess would be short porn clips. I don't think anyone ever lasts an entire movie anyway, let alone a single scene.

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    32. Re:The problem by dragongrrl · · Score: 1

      who cares how big or fast it is??

      IT LOOKS HAWT! and I want one.

      sometimes it's all about the sizzle and not about the specs, people. this IS the CES -- c'mon now! :)

    33. Re:The problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Wouldn't the wrist motion unplug the wristband from the USB port, though?

    34. Re:The problem by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      Both are wrong now.

      The new unified Anglo/American Nato standard spelling is aluminiuium

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    35. Re:The problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I paid $94.99 minus $40 rebate for mine -- ThinkGeek is a rip-off, be a better shopper.

    36. Re:The problem by lowrydr310 · · Score: 1
      Now that's an idea! Instead of using a CF microdrives in your Digital SLR cameras use, simply attach a removable Hard Drive or even an iPod. I would imagine that 1 or 2 GB is less than ideal when you want to take more than a few 10 Megapixel RAW photos.

      Can any digital camera currently on the market write to an external USB device? Most have some USB capability so you can transfer photos to your PC without removing the memory card, but can that same interface/connection be used to write to an external drive [without any hacks]?

    37. Re:The problem by halltk1983 · · Score: 1

      So that's like "up,up,down,down,left,right,left,right,b,a,b,a,sel ect,start" for the 21st century, eh?

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    38. Re:The problem by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      How do you use a computer effeciently with one hand hard wired to it? I guess with a long extension cord it'd be possible but annoying. Either that or you have to bother taking off your watch which is more labor than just pulling out a normal memory stick.

      Most Bluetooth devices let you set who can access them - passwords and all that. Not to likely to have your data stolen unless you disable the security features.

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    39. Re:The problem by jafac · · Score: 1

      Can any digital camera currently on the market write to an external USB device?

      Not that I'm aware. But Firewire cameras can write to external firewire devices.

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    40. Re:The problem by jafac · · Score: 1

      I must have a different model Edge DiskGo, because mine requires a separate cable. I just keep one near my work and home computers, but there's the problem if I want to connect to a strange computer and I don't have my cable with me.

      And really, it's not much of a watch. It looks nice. But it has the absolute bare minimum functionality, and the movement seems cheap and likely to break at any time.

      Personally, I'd rather have my old Citizen Navihawk (Navy Edition) back, because it had the slide-rule bezel. Too damn expensive to replace though. (band broke, it fell into a lake).

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    41. Re:The problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      How do you use a computer effeciently with one hand hard wired to it?

      ... Cue the obvious porn jokes ...

  4. Wait for it... by Spazntwich · · Score: 5, Funny

    the only thing dumber than this product will be the lawsuit spawning from some previously unknown IP company suing Imation over their wristband patent.

    1. Re:Wait for it... by cciRRus · · Score: 2, Funny
      the only thing dumber than this product will be the lawsuit spawning from some previously unknown IP company suing Imation over their wristband patent.
      So you're saying that some unknown company may sue Imation for their USB wristband Imitation? Right...
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  5. I'm just waiting for the ... by gardyloo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Flash Trenchcoat. Sure to be a hit with the kids.

    Hold on, there's a knock at the door...

    ^H^H^H^H^H

    1. Re:I'm just waiting for the ... by Guppy06 · · Score: 5, Funny

      For the love of God, put your dongle away!

    2. Re:I'm just waiting for the ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And she said, "That's not a dongle, it's a floppy.."

  6. wtf? by Mynt-E · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Dead already?

  7. USB wristband? by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 5, Funny
    So?

    USB wristwatch, keychain, swiss army knife, rubber ducky...wake me when someone gets one implanted in their finger.

    And no...not the one that looks like a thumb. An actual finger.

    1. Re:USB wristband? by DaedalusLogic · · Score: 4, Funny

      At first when I read your post I thought... Wow, that WOULD be cool.

      Then I thought about having to stick your finger in your computer...
      Reaching around an old computer just to get your data off.
      Your friends catching you stuck in a particularly fat computer.

      The jokes practically write themselves...

    2. Re:USB wristband? by bladesjester · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I still loved the one some guy put into a barbie doll. To use it, you rip off Barbie's head and shove her neck into the usb slot.

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    3. Re:USB wristband? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      wake me when someone gets one implanted in their finger.

      And no...not the one that looks like a thumb. An actual finger.


      Did you even read what you replied to?

    4. Re:USB wristband? by Levine · · Score: 4, Funny

      Or one that's 12 years old...

      (You're right, they do!)

    5. Re:USB wristband? by EvanED · · Score: 1

      The foot would be more practical. If it was in your finger, you'd have to hold it up to the USB port the whole time you're using it, which would make it hard to use. But if my computer had front USB ports, I could pretty easily just rest my foot on top of a couple books and let it sit there.

    6. Re:USB wristband? by Jeng · · Score: 2

      I still say it would be more userfriendly if you stuck Barbies head in the slot, rather than her body.

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    7. Re:USB wristband? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Aren't you supposed to stick Ken into Barbie's slot?

    8. Re:USB wristband? by zcat_NZ · · Score: 1

      I implanted my swiss army knife in the side of my finger one time. Right through to the bone. It wasn't one of those USB knives though so I guess that doesn't quite count..

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    9. Re:USB wristband? by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      Ken has no junk.

    10. Re:USB wristband? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pull my finger!

    11. Re:USB wristband? by dosquatch · · Score: 1
      wake me when someone gets one implanted in their finger.

      Wouldn't work, I touch type. Now, a toe, on the other hand... er, foot...

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    12. Re:USB wristband? by mforbes · · Score: 1

      This is Slashdot. There's no missus to catch anyone.

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    13. Re:USB wristband? by electronmaster · · Score: 1

      Ok so I have the solution
      According to Retail Acess, a site for retail employee training (not a very good one) they say that wireless usb isn't too far off.
      What would be more secure than something implanted in you that works when you are near a computer that can never get lost, or probably not stolen (probably, cause you never know).
      Just some food for thought.
      -Jon

    14. Re:USB wristband? by the-dark-kangaroo · · Score: 1

      This would make typing rather difficult, especially if it was U3 compliant!

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  8. 2 points by JonN · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Sure to be a hit with the kids!
    Just on that note, the average kid never wanted to look like a nerd from what I remember (suckers). This seems like an object that will probably fly better in the 18-24 demographic, mostly with kids going to university/college.

    Also, I was wondering how secure the band is from falling off. I mean with most USB thumb drives,I could just attach them to my keychain and I was almost certain I would never lose it. With this thing, I would be always checking to make sure it was on my wrist.

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    1. Re:2 points by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lets just hope you dont lose your wrist now...

    2. Re:2 points by miyako · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hmm, putting a thumbdrive on my keyring might be a great idea. I never misplace my thumbdrive but I couldn't tell you where my keys are right now...

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    3. Re:2 points by grangerg · · Score: 1
      I've never misplaced my USB drive yet; it goes in my wallet. (If it wasn't for the credit-card style carrying "case", I'd definitely lose the thing, though.) Mine's 1GB, and cost about $70USD when I bought it about a year ago on NewEgg.

      PQI iStick

      I'm fairly certain they've got smaller things out now, but what I've got is small enough for me.

    4. Re:2 points by Sarisar · · Score: 1

      Could put it next to the stick of memory I have in my keychain (well the holes are just the right size). I think it's a whole meg, or might be 4 it's that old.

      And yes I'm a sad git :P

    5. Re:2 points by droopycom · · Score: 1

      Obviously you didnt keep up with the kids these days...

      What's cooler than a camera phone ? An iPod !
      What's cooler than an iPod ? An iBook !

      Technology is cool with kids these days. Not the actual use of it, or -even worse- the making of it, just the carrying it around bit (oh and the IM thing with your friends...)

      As long as you are not asking "but does it run linux?" these things are cool...

      Long gone are the days of DOS and the punch card ... Technology for dummies is all around you...

    6. Re:2 points by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1
      average kid never wanted to look like a nerd from what I remember

      TFA finally loaded. This looks less geeky than hanging a UBS drive from a strap around your neck. Actually quite cool.

    7. Re:2 points by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This thing doesn't look like it is adjustable and it looks like the USB plug is the only thing holding it together when it is done up. It does look better than I though it would, but I wouldn't wear it anyway and wouldn't descibe it as cool.

      The only thing I want on my wrist is a stylish watch. That means not a geeky digital one with flash built in either. I can't see it being very useful unless you are wearing clothes without decent pockets. Personally I'll stick to using my MP3 player for portable storage and keep that in my pocket. I could wear it round my neck if I wanted, but I think that looks stupid (and it requires I use the original headphones.)

    8. Re:2 points by E8086 · · Score: 1

      I believe I also got that one, a whole 1GB and I've had it for over a year. For now the USB storage integrated into other things are less useful gimics unless you're willing to spend $100+ for a decent amount of storage. I got the Edgetech 32MB pen and 128MB dress watch for $3 and $20 after rebates. They're far less useful than the 1GB PQI iStick with wallet holder, I still use the "traditional" usb stick case, the SwissCard is in my wallet.

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    9. Re:2 points by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thing is, will adding the thumb drive to your key ring cause you to remember both (since the drive is added to the key ring) or to forget both (since the keys are added to the drive)

  9. Maybe OK for a teenage girl by Digital+Pizza · · Score: 0

    ... definately too girly for a man. Would teenage girls want a USB flashdrive?

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    1. Re:Maybe OK for a teenage girl by TerminalInsanity · · Score: 1

      I think it would be great for grade/highschool students to carry their homework on... But yeah, no advantage over a usb stick on a keyring...
      I cant wait to see some goth kid running around with a USB choker...

    2. Re:Maybe OK for a teenage girl by Ruff_ilb · · Score: 1

      This isn't meant as trolling, but rather the truth; rebrand it with LiveJournal, Myspace, blog X, etc name, tell them they can use it to back up their LJ, edit it offline, view it offline, etc, and soon you'll be rolling in the purchases.

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    3. Re:Maybe OK for a teenage girl by jconnop · · Score: 1

      If they did the universe would surely end as the laws of physics would have been broken. Therefore we can assume that, because as we still exist, teenage girls would not want one.

    4. Re:Maybe OK for a teenage girl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I was driving the other day, I saw a bunch of highschool student wear a Kingston USB key around their neck. Flash memory is so cheap, everybody has one.

    5. Re:Maybe OK for a teenage girl by realkiwi · · Score: 1

      Real Men don't wear USB wristbands!

      Hey! it's OK dear you can come out of your closet now =:-D

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  10. Re:An oppurtunity by j4ck50n · · Score: 1

    for a spell check instead.

  11. At least it has one key feature...... by 8127972 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ..... There's no annoying cap to lose.

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    1. Re:At least it has one key feature...... by springbox · · Score: 1

      This is probably like the second time I've mentioned this specific device here, but -- apparently you haven't seen something like this USB drive

    2. Re:At least it has one key feature...... by mankey+wanker · · Score: 1

      Yup. Those are great key ring fobs to be sure. 1-2 GB is actually enough to have all kinds of goodies on there: working OS, portable software, the installs of all of your favorite security software, personal files, and even many mp3s. Most newer PCs will even boot to your thumb drive in case you want to do work via someone else's system instead of lugging around a laptop. To me this means the laptop is dead. I very much prefer robust desktop systems with power out the wazoo and bigger monitors. A 1-2 GB thumb drive actually puts that in reach in a device the size of your finger. I've had mine for months and I have yet to even detect a scratch on it - those hard shells are very tough!

    3. Re:At least it has one key feature...... by dmdb · · Score: 1

      Portable OS/Software?

      Seen this yet?

      If I had the spare cash I'd have one now.

    4. Re:At least it has one key feature...... by PhoenixPath · · Score: 1

      Got the 1GB Titanium.

      Broke it 2 weeks after I got it. Had it plugged in and opened a drawer on the ddesk. Apparently the necklace part got caught on the edge of the drawer and basically pulled the thing in two along the length of it.

      I now have a 1GB titanium cruzer held together by tape. (If I didn't fear the static, I'd use duct-tape to make it that much cooler, but...)

      *shrug*

      Still works. I guess that's what counts.

  12. Looks handy to me by JunkyardCat · · Score: 1

    A convenient way to swap a music file or six, your favorite game saves and other small files. I've moved a lot of stuff around on a little 16 meg. Amazing how much you can stuff on those. although a gig or two would certainly be better :)

  13. But... by game+kid · · Score: 1

    ...does it have a watch? If not, I'll patent my own (referencing this one of course) that lets you sync the watch to the PC (and vice versa). Anyone else seen these plush drives from the same guys too?

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    1. Re:But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Even worse, they also make this USB Self Love Kit to use while surfing P0rN.

    2. Re:But... by towsonu2003 · · Score: 1
      Anyone else seen these plush drives from the same guys too?
      now those are cute!
  14. Here's TFA by JonN · · Score: 5, Informative
    2006 CES, Las Vegas - New Imation Flash Wristband makes data storage more convenient for everyday users

    Forget wearing your heart on your sleeve and carry your memories on your wrist with the new Flash Wristband from Imation Corp. The uniquely designed Imation Flash Wristband provides an easy way to transport your precious digital files, such as photos, music or videos, securely around your wrist or attached to a backpack.

    Providing the ultimate in portability and durability, the Imation Flash Wristband consists of a rubber molding shell and friction fit locking band, assuring you that the drive, and your valuable files, such as homework and e-mails, are protected from accidental damage.

    "The innovative portable, durable and secure design of the Imation Flash Wristband makes transferring files from home to school or work easier and more stylish for everyday consumers," said Tom Lally, U.S. executive director of sales and marketing, Imation. "With their digital files saved securely around their wrist, users can feel confident that their valuable information will be there when they need it."

    The Imation Flash Wristband holds up to 256 MB of data and can be used on any computer. To use, simply "unplug" the wristband and plug the drive into the computer's USB port. Then, "drag and drop" digital files from the computer's desktop to the wristband or vice versa, in a matter of seconds.

    Starting this January, the Imation Flash Wristband will be available in "one size fits all" blue and black colors in Target stores across the U.S. for a manufacturer's suggested retail price (MSRP) of $34.99.

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    1. Re:Here's TFA by BruceCage · · Score: 1

      From the article text I can almost imagine the "innovative portable, durable and secure design"!

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    2. Re:Here's TFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      who gives a shit about the text, I want to see a picture

    3. Re:Here's TFA by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      I want to see a picture

      Imagine a thick solid plastic bracelet that cracks open when you twist it to expose a USB plug.

  15. LCD watches, back in the '80s by IvyMike · · Score: 5, Insightful

    At some point back in the '80s, the cheap, almost disposable, LCD watch was perfected. Soon after we were treated to a parade of typical household items...but with an LCD watch in them! Yay! But we soon burnt out on them.

    But don't worry, because now we have a trend of our own: devices with a USB in them?

    What else can we stick a USB drive in? A wristband...why not a headband? A hat! Why not a shoe? How about a toothbrush! A novelty toy fish! Etc.

    1. Re:LCD watches, back in the '80s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you posting on FARK and /. at the same time?

    2. Re:LCD watches, back in the '80s by cnettel · · Score: 1

      The eletric toothbrush that charges through USB and can also modulate your favorit songs (if properly DRMed) while you hold it against your teeth. Heck, we can even put a BlueTooth transmitter in it, with headset functionality. Never miss another call while cleaning your teeth!

    3. Re:LCD watches, back in the '80s by DaedalusLogic · · Score: 4, Funny

      What else can we stick a USB drive in?



      Well if you want to get pummeled you could always say, "Your Mother" "Your Wife" or "Your Girlfriend".

    4. Re:LCD watches, back in the '80s by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      You mean like imitation sushi?

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    5. Re:LCD watches, back in the '80s by +CipherDemon · · Score: 2, Funny

      Surely we will see a USB2.0 Toilet dubbed iPee. This will be the beginning of the end.

    6. Re:LCD watches, back in the '80s by Khaed · · Score: 2, Funny

      Announcing the USB Vibrator.

      Download different settings onto the flash memory! Plus an internet connection, make it programmable, and you can titilate your woman from across the globe!

      Disclaimer:

      USB Vibrator, Inc. takes no responsibility if your USB Vibrator is hacked and some crazy fourteen year old puts it on the highest setting while your significant other is in a meeting.

    7. Re:LCD watches, back in the '80s by Jon+Abbott · · Score: 1

      Hey, I'm wearing a cheap, almost disposable LCD watch from the '80s, you insensitive clod! Casio Databank wearers unite!

    8. Re:LCD watches, back in the '80s by Joey+Patterson · · Score: 2, Informative

      Believe it or not, there is such a thing.

    9. Re:LCD watches, back in the '80s by Mrcowcow · · Score: 1

      What else can we stick a USB drive in?
      A dildo?

    10. Re:LCD watches, back in the '80s by Khaed · · Score: 1

      I don't know if I should be surprised, amused, or intrigued.

      I'd say "Now I've seen everything" but then someone would reply with USB-capable breast implants that download different shapes, sizes, and firmness...

      "Should I go Britney today, or should I go Jenna?"

    11. Re:LCD watches, back in the '80s by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I thought that was a spoof or a joke, but then I noticed it was on a German site.

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    12. Re:LCD watches, back in the '80s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      http://www.sinulator.com/ The Sinulator lets someone control your sex toy over the Internet. Now you've seen it all.

    13. Re:LCD watches, back in the '80s by blueflash2o · · Score: 1

      jenna definitely

    14. Re:LCD watches, back in the '80s by Kris_J · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a job for Bluetooth more than USB.

    15. Re:LCD watches, back in the '80s by NeuralAbyss · · Score: 1

      Would it be classified as a USB Human Interface Device? Can we get the USB Consortium to devise a common interface for this class of device?

    16. Re:LCD watches, back in the '80s by Sarisar · · Score: 1
    17. Re:LCD watches, back in the '80s by dhaines · · Score: 1

      Prior art? [embedded WMV]

    18. Re:LCD watches, back in the '80s by dartarrow · · Score: 1

      What else can we stick a USB drive in?

      A condom

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    19. Re:LCD watches, back in the '80s by dangitman · · Score: 1
      LCD watch was perfected. Soon after we were treated to a parade of typical household items...but with an LCD watch in them!

      Suckers.

      Instead of putting a regular LCD clock in novelty items, I got a regular (well, chunky) LCD watch that had a clone of Space Invaders on it. I wish I still had it, that thing was the coolest. About as cool as Nintendo Donkey Kong dual-screen. Or cooler. What happened to the compelling WATCH+GAME platform?

      These kids with their fancy-schmancy USB wrist-drives and Nintendo DS are just driven by hype. Oh, wait.

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    20. Re:LCD watches, back in the '80s by bobek · · Score: 1

      Don't joke, a programmable USB vibrator exists. http://www.jejoue.com/jejoue/main.asp?p=3/ There is a guy up stairs from me whose job it is to load firmware and some initial "Vibes" onto it.

    21. Re:LCD watches, back in the '80s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean Game and Watch, surely? The first time I heard of it, I misheard it and I was like "What's that -- a homosexual's timepiece?" Unfortunately, no one else got the joke.

    22. Re:LCD watches, back in the '80s by dosquatch · · Score: 1
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    23. Re:LCD watches, back in the '80s by SomeoneGotMyNick · · Score: 1

      What else can we stick a USB drive in?

      I just stick mine in the USB port. It doesn't do it's job otherwise.

    24. Re:LCD watches, back in the '80s by SomeoneGotMyNick · · Score: 1

      Casio Databank wearers unite!

      Screw the Databank. I wish Casio will bring back the CFX-40 scientific calculator watch. I owned two in the 80's and they both broke. Working ones are worth over $400 on eBay now.

    25. Re:LCD watches, back in the '80s by Jon+Abbott · · Score: 1

      I didn't even know this existed. Ironically, I've actually sent Casio feedback on their website that they should release a scientific calculator watch!

    26. Re:LCD watches, back in the '80s by legalize.ganja.now. · · Score: 1

      yes, a buetooth toothbrush! that's what the world needs today!

    27. Re:LCD watches, back in the '80s by roseblood · · Score: 1



      What else can we stick a USB drive in?

      Well if you want to get pummeled you could always say, "Your Mother" "Your Wife" or "Your Girlfriend".
      [ Reply to This ]


      Missing option:

      BREASTS

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  16. You have to be kidding by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is too dorky for even a geek.

    1. Re:You have to be kidding by famebait · · Score: 1

      It's really a wonder that wristwatches ever made it into the mainstream at all. I guess they were simply too useful to ignore, and the culture was different at the time wrt. technology and progress. They never would have been a hit today; they geek stigma would be instant. They're starting to disappear too; I see more and more people without one, just using their phone in stead.

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  17. Is it waterproof? by Maskirovka · · Score: 1

    I hope this thing is water-proof. I'd hate think that it gets reformatted everytime you wash your hands.

    1. Re:Is it waterproof? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a 1 GB USB flash drive from PQI that has, accidentally, been through the washer (and dryer) about 3 times with out any problems.

      This wrist version should be able to cope with the odd dowsing or sweat dribble

    2. Re:Is it waterproof? by buck_wild · · Score: 1

      This is Slashdot. Nobody here washes their hands unless they actually SEE stuff on them. And even then it's a...crapshoot.

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    3. Re:Is it waterproof? by Baloo+Ursidae · · Score: 1

      Well, if they actually get to see the device in the same room as them, I'm sure something will shoot. I'm pretty sure it's not crap, but I'm equally certain it isn't congealed coffee creamer, either.

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  18. I have USB white blood cells! by llamaluvr · · Score: 4, Funny

    I just prick my finger, stick it up to the PC and I'm good to go. Great for downloading virus definitions.

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    1. Re:I have USB white blood cells! by xenoterracide · · Score: 1

      downloading or uploading viruses?

    2. Re:I have USB white blood cells! by davidc · · Score: 1

      USB white cells are sooo outdated. The new USB red cells recently announced provide 1000x the capacity and a much faster access time. Plus, they don't transmit so many viruses, although I understand the W32/MALARIA worm can be problematic.

  19. one size fits none by fermion · · Score: 4, Interesting
    The biggest mistake they made was the one size fits all. It would have been a big deal to fit in some accordian type fit. Probably this will work for teenagers and small adults, but not for children and regular adults.

    The other issue is that one must get it on and off with one hand. While opening a closing a clasp on a bracelet once a day might be bearable for many, taking this thing off a few time a day might be unbearable.

    The price is pretty good, and it comes in colors, so i can see many people buying it as a fun thing, and wearing it a few time, but the necklace style seem to have much more staying power.

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    1. Re:one size fits none by datafr0g · · Score: 3, Insightful

      One size fits all!

      Translation: There is only one size avaliable.

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    2. Re:one size fits none by 0racle · · Score: 1

      One size fits all, who are they kidding?

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    3. Re:one size fits none by kfg · · Score: 1

      Ode to a Misshappen Bathrobe

      One size fits all
      Be you short or be you tall
      Be you wide or be you slim
      Be you her or be you him
      Now please, don't start to scream and yell
      We never said it would fit. . .

      Well.

      KFG

    4. Re:one size fits none by Grizzlysmit · · Score: 1
      The biggest mistake they made was the one size fits all. It would have been a big deal to fit in some accordian type fit. Probably this will work for teenagers and small adults, but not for children and regular adults.
      Yep having naturally huge wrists I can tell you that one size fits all mean it don't fit me.
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  20. Booooring. Now, USB Barbie, that's a keeper! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    USB Barbie! Stores files, creates gender confusion. And looks good doing it!

    http://www.vsepuch.com/index.php/picturies/2005/05 /16/p758

  21. Flash Drives? by u16084 · · Score: 1

    Flash Drives... The most common use? Backups(temp), Sharing Information, Files etc etc (yes theres more but thats not the point here).. So the scenerio is, I backup my Tax forms, couple pictures, maybe scanned copies of some important documents, and im going to leave it on my wrist? Or even better, Strap it to a backpack? I was unable to RTFA but just the thought of it makes me wonder the purpose of this device. And why do these so called "Cool Kids" need flash drives? (Skip the bringing homework from school part)

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    1. Re:Flash Drives? by peterfa · · Score: 1

      You don't back up to USB flash. Too expensive, and not practical. USB flashes are good for travelling.

    2. Re:Flash Drives? by ABoerma · · Score: 1

      And why do these so called "Cool Kids" need flash drives? They don't need flash drives, they'll want them just because they can. Seriously, it's 2006, what still has a reason?

  22. Just Registered usbwristband.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Cuz I'm lame

  23. link's down but I still want two cents for lollies by themysteryman73 · · Score: 0

    Well, the link's down (that was quick...) I assume it's some sort of USB wristband looking thing though... I just hope noone gets strangled.

  24. I don't know... by hahafaha · · Score: 1

    I don't think wearing your valubale, secret data that is too private to keep on a computer around your wrist has quite the same effect as around your neck. That way, it is closer to the heart, in a pocket somewhere.

  25. Non-news by Evro · · Score: 1

    USB flash drives are already smaller than this, they just came up with new packaging. You could embed such a device in a Frisbee or a racquetball or practically anything. So?

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  26. Re:geek tag by bladesjester · · Score: 1

    One con I went to had a company that gave out as swag, among other things, pocket protectors as a joke. They were actually a huge hit lol

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  27. Word order seems a bit off by tepples · · Score: 5, Funny

    I just prick my finger, stick it up to the PC and I'm good to go.

    Are you new to the English language? The correct word order for preparing your "hardware" for use in the FU-FME drive is "I just finger my prick."

  28. yes but... by santaliqueur · · Score: 1

    will it store files?

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  29. Ok... by gbobeck · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm still waiting for a USB buttplug or suppository. This way I can give it to people after I tell them to shove their stupid .doc files up their ass.

    I guess that would put a whole new definition of "pulling a paper out of one's ass"/

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  30. as slick as this is... by lanced · · Score: 1

    As cool as this is, I'm still waiting for my spiked dog colar, you know, to complete my goth look.

    Think about it: to get your data, all you would do is connect your leash to your computer. How is that different than what we all do any way. At least this way no one has any illusions about your commitment.

    1. Re:as slick as this is... by sgt+scrub · · Score: 1

      Well I guess if you have to go goth. The tie is the ultimate symbol of leash and colar. Having it plug into your computer at work would complete the set.

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  31. I'm waiting for the wireless version. by Myself · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Seriously, the memory wristwatches are a neat idea, but tethering your wrist to the side of the computer while you move data is not. And removing the watch every time sounds like it would suck.

    With WirelessUSB coming down the pike, and ultrawideband radio boasting some impressive energy efficiency at short range, how long until we see this? For that matter, a Bluetooth version should be possible now, but at 1mbps raw data rate, moving anything but text files would be painfully slow. Hopefully WUSB will make it practical.

    And then we get to worry about security again. :)

    1. Re:I'm waiting for the wireless version. by jsebrech · · Score: 1

      I have one of the USB watches made by LAKS. Had it for years. It's not more annoying to take off and plug in than anything on a belt or chain. In practice it's much better, since you don't tend to forget it as easily, and you never lose it (unless you're one of those weird people who loses their watch all the time).

      This article is beyond silly. This product is neither inventive nor useful in my opinion. If I had a USB armband, I would leave it at home (and during the day suddenly swear at myself for having left it at home), since the motivation to carry my USB watch is not that it's USB, but that it's a watch.

  32. Chocolate Fireplace by HighSchoolDropout · · Score: 0

    Great , now we can have newer 'as useless as a ' sayings

    As useless as a usb Turd http://www.emanator.demon.co.uk/bigclive/usbshit.h tm

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  33. world's first USB flash wristband... by Profound · · Score: 1

    the world's first USB flash wristband
    Not really, what's a wristband but a watch that doesn't tell the time?

    1. Re:world's first USB flash wristband... by darthservo · · Score: 1

      You mean one of these?

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  34. My watch does this too by CptSkydrop · · Score: 1

    My watch has a capacity of 128MB, it's made by LAKS and was covered by Slashdot here http://hardware.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=03/05/ 21/0046230&tid=159&tid=137

    I've had it for two years without fault.

    1. Re:My watch does this too by Jeng · · Score: 1

      Well yea, that slashvertisement went over so well that this company figured they'd try the same thing on the same crowd.

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  35. W W J D by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    What Would Jesus Download?

    1. Re:W W J D by aug24 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Lessee, thirty-odd years old, unmarried, unemployed...

      Is this a trick question?

      Justin.

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  36. What about by pupeno · · Score: 1

    What about a watch-like device that contains a memory and a microphone to record sound (mainly ideas) that can be connected to the computer (via USB) to fetch the audio ?

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  37. How to make this cool: by Wilson_6500 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wrist crossbow with USB-enabled darts. Shoot an update over to the guys down the hall. Writes once, reads once (more if you're lucky and/or have good aim). It's perfect: violent AND disposable, so everyone wins. Well, except the consumer, but since when has anyone cared about THEM?

  38. Slap Bracelets by wetdogjp · · Score: 1

    Does anyone remeber those slap-on bracelets from the early 90s? They look like an 8" strip of metal, but you slap it as hard as you can on your wrist and it winds around your arm. If they made those in USB, I'd buy a dozen.

    1. Re:Slap Bracelets by metricmusic · · Score: 1

      You mean these and these?

      I'd like to see usb keys built into the cap of a pen. the cap will be twist off so it doesnt easily come loose and get lost. On the other end of the cap is a ring for the strap to go around so you can wear the pen/usb key around your neck. The usb connector goes on the other end of the cap so it goes inside top of the pen when not used, protecting it from dust and mishaps. It would be cool if somebody made something like that.

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    2. Re:Slap Bracelets by deetsay · · Score: 1

      You mean these and these?

      Hmm this sounds like a fun game. I'd like to see USB memory built into ... A lunch box? :-)

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  39. Wrong case by JonN · · Score: 1

    You must have missed the picture as the site has been slashdotted, however the design is like a handcuff, in that the USB end 'plugs' into the opposite end. Therefore, you will not be holding your wrist beside the computer.

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  40. USB???? Why not Wireless USB?? by socerhed · · Score: 1

    this will be old by the time it comes out...i would rather it be 32 mb and have Wireless USB that 256 and be plain USB. Especially since its a wristband...the usb watch sucked cause it was attached to you. i dont see how this is different

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    1. Re:USB???? Why not Wireless USB?? by JTorres176 · · Score: 1

      Bluetooth watch with 32MB of memory would be pretty neat. Now if only I had something else that was bluetooth to actually put files on it. :/

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    2. Re:USB???? Why not Wireless USB?? by Unknown_monkey · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Looking at new PDAs for the office, and everything has Bluetooth now, but we don't have a single Bluetooth dongle on any of the PCs, so it means we either buy fewer PDAs so we can also buy dongles, or we get PDAs with Bluetooth but can't use the feature. They need Dell to get behind the Bluetooth so that corporate laptops come with BT. But then that will just open new security holes and we'll find people WarToothing, sitting in the grass with BT keyboards and binoculars to try to hack into the systems.
      And if no one has yet claimed it, I claim the origin of WarToothing.
      Also Blue-givitis for blue tooth viruses and BlueFloss for programs that remove bluetooth viruses and Deep Blue Spyware. SO remember that when those talking heads on CNN try to claim my words.

    3. Re:USB???? Why not Wireless USB?? by Internet+Ronin · · Score: 1

      This is just the sort of retarded thinking that gets pretty much every lay-user in the technology field in trouble. I'd rather it have less capacity, but some new-uber-get-me-laid-factor. Working in wireless retail I'd get this all the time. Quoting common percent to fail ratios of most Motorola phones, people would still say, yeah, but it's a hot looking flip phone. I proceeded to distance myself from them at once.

      Anyways, the point of this, despite my personal ad hominem biases that your post elicits, is a.) there is almost 0 WUSB uptake on PC's at the moment, and b.) there is almost 0 uptake on WUSB on devices at the moment (feel free to google both), and c.) the people likely to have ANY WUSB devices probably have 32 MB's of space stashed in a box of Fig Newtons by this point.

      Furthermore, I fail to see ANY gain in making a Jumpdrive with WUSB. I think the point is to have less wires right? You'll first have to show me a jump drive that HAS any wires. I believe in order for there to be any relative footing for argumentation on this point you would simply have to concede either a.) you're too lazy to be bother with keeping up with things the size of, I dunno, your car/house keys or b.) that basically you're not really into a more functional device, but one that somehow increases the wow factor in either some primitive attempt to impress the other males in the tribe, or to try and get laid somehow.

      Either way, having first hand experience with both of the last two, particularly at Wireless retail, where looks ALWAYS sell, I think perhaps Slashdot might not be the right forum for you, might I suggest the Yahoo! Message Boards?

      I don't mean this to come across as trolling or flamebait, but it's time for a substantial portion of the consumers in the marketplace to figure out what it is they want. I'll happily slap a fresh coat of gee-whiz-bang on a piece of crap if you're willing to buy it, I have no moral compunctions about such an endeavor.
      Cheers.

    4. Re:USB???? Why not Wireless USB?? by socerhed · · Score: 1

      while this is true we arent talking about "the moment" we are talking about CES and whats to come. So qoute all of today today stats when it comes down to it they dont mean much

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    5. Re:USB???? Why not Wireless USB?? by Internet+Ronin · · Score: 1

      Meh, fair enough. I'm not trying to piss on anyone's dreams of having the next HD-DVD/WiFi/BetaMAX equipped unicorn, or anything like that. If you can get it, I say more power to ya.

  41. Redundant by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1

    Nice job completely regurgitating the grandparent's post and throwing in a gratuitous link to your own page in the process.

  42. I can see the punch line now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now not only can suicidal teens cover their wrist....they can store a hitlist of all the people they want to kill on their wrist and have it ready for those special occasions...

  43. Best so far from CES? by Unknown_monkey · · Score: 1

    Um.
    This is the CES news?
    So I guess my hopes for a Ipod Nano Video in 20gb and 40gb with built-in 1024x768 projectors is out?
    This years' mega CES gadget! USB drives in a bracelet! And soon to be available in necklace, earring, pinky ring, toe ring, anklet, and belly button ring. Some items may have USB mini and may not be compatible with all computers.
    Show that special girl how much you love her, give her USB jewelry this Valentine's Day.
    Remember when CES had new items like, I dunno, quarter sized 40 gb drives and micro computer chips that we hadn't had in the store for a year or more already?
    Bring back the days when men were men and software all fit on a stack of 120kb disks or audio tape.
    The sad part is, I'm betting tomorrow we see this story again.

  44. With Apologies to J.R.R.T. by shrike99 · · Score: 0
    "One USB Ring to rule them all, One USB Ring to find them, One USB Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them"

    Why not make wearable useful jewlery out of these things. Maybe make it in a tough metal or plastic ring? With a closable and sealable mini USB female port. Save your personal ID, contact info, some email (or the portable open office) and some nice pron. Huh? It reminds me of a Larry Niven novel where he mentions a superconducting ring that had a large computer spinning around in it. Or it may have been someone else, I forgot! ,

    Mine would need to be inscribed (in fiery letters): Ash usb nazg durbatulûk, ash usb nazg gimbatul, ash usb nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.

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  45. The first? by ExistentialEngineer · · Score: 1

    The "first" is certainly a dubious claim at best. http://www.michael-young.com/ has his USB bracelet design dated 2004 (under Product). http://www.charlesandmarie.com/ were selling the Michael Young designed bracelets for $14 for a couple of days before Christmas. I don't remember how much storage space they had.

  46. dont just... by indy_Muad'Dib · · Score: 1

    dont just say your a nerd, prove it by wearing a USB bracelet.

    this will turn out just as good as those slap bracelets from years ago.

    as probally just as useful.

    1. Re:dont just... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You are" or "You're"

  47. Finally by realmolo · · Score: 4, Funny

    Having my porn files on my wrist gets them ONE STEP CLOSER to being truly "interactive".

    1. Re:Finally by hotdiggitydawg · · Score: 1

      Indeed - it adds another dimension to the phrase "left-handed website"...

  48. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2, Funny

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  49. Hurray, I haven't been by Geekbot · · Score: 1

    And I was just thinking about how I haven't been beat up since high school. Let me just go pick up some easy to loose, gaudy, piece of crap that looks like my grandmothers arch supports. Unless this thing also comes with a laser I'm not interested.

  50. Wow! by queenb**ch · · Score: 1

    I bet that goes great with that jockstrap on your head....

    2 cents,

    Queen B

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  51. What next by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The high security suppository flash drive.

    to access you take a usb cable and ...

  52. Livestrong by contrapunctus · · Score: 1

    Only if it were a Lance Armstrong band... (sarcasm)

  53. DUPE! by HockeyPuck · · Score: 1

    So what's the big deal? This stuff has been around forever... is it because Imation makes one?

    http://froogle.google.com/froogle?q=USB+wristwatch &hl=en&lr=&safe=off&sa=N&tab=ff&oi=froogler/

    Nothing to see here, move along.

    1. Re:DUPE! by aldeng · · Score: 1

      No, you don't get it. This thing has less funstionality than a watch, so it's sexier. Like an iPod.

  54. for Pete's sake, here is the coral cached image! by layer3switch · · Score: 3, Informative

    Easy to id the image with string for jpg, I figure this is the correct image attached to that item.
    http://www.thetechzone.com/?m=show&id=477
    hence;
    http://www.thetechzone.com/nephp/uploads/477_norma l.jpg

    Here is the Coral Cache image of that item.
    http://www.thetechzone.com.nyud.net:8090/nephp/upl oads/477_normal.jpg

    You brute ./ers...

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  55. The tool for tools. by sexysasian · · Score: 0

    But is it really worth being lumped in with those dorks wearing the yellow Lance Armstrong band? Magic 8-Ball says 'no.'

  56. Just imagine.... by dartarrow · · Score: 1

    What that would DO for your love life?

    For me, it would probably slow it down a little..... but I'l get used to the extra weight and we're back in business.

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    I love humanity, it is people I hate
  57. Things to do today... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Buy USB wristband.
    2. Impress hot chick with above mentioned wristband.
    3. Finally have sex!

  58. Re:for Pete's sake, here is the coral cached image by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thank You for posting the image!

    Now I know the answer to the question "But if I get robbed, won't the thieves steal it?"

  59. so new its like 1997 by drfrog · · Score: 1
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  60. Low-tech useless crap by Rob+Kaper · · Score: 1

    Anyone else not getting very excited? USB sticks are totally boring. You can only manage files on them by plugging them into other devices. If you want to share files, you'd better bring such a device. I'll (USB) stick (haha) my files elsewhere:

    Almost every new cell phone model takes some sort of memory card (mine takes up to 2GB), provides a management interface and.. Bluetooth. Tap, tap, click and you're sharing files. No need to lend your precious USB wristband to a friend. No need to bring the laptop to see what's even on it.

    Oh, and you can make/view pictures with it as well (mine up to 2mpx), listen to your music, play games, surf the Internet (anyone else noticing there's a massive WAP revival?), add GPS functionality (some models), send text messages and even make the occasional call (within a few years based on Skype and high bandwidth GPRS/UMTS).

    So basically we're able to carry around mobile devices that would make Mr. Spock turn green of envy and people get excited about USB wristbands? Puhleeze.

    1. Re:Low-tech useless crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so you're saying they should meld a USB stick and a cellphone together?

    2. Re:Low-tech useless crap by Rob+Kaper · · Score: 1

      No, I'm saying that they already have, while adding a gazillion other goodies as well.

    3. Re:Low-tech useless crap by generic-man · · Score: 1

      Sorry, my mistake. Why plug in a device that works with every computer built since 1999 when I could:

      1. Plug in Bluetooth dongle to random PC running Windows 2000 or Linux that doesn't have Bluetooth
      2. Wait
      3. Install driver*
      4. Wait
      5. Open BlueTooth Easy Pairing Assistant (TM)
      6. Make phone discoverable
      7. Choose "Scan for devices"
      8. Wait
      9. Choose phone on PC
      10. Enter pairing code on phone
      11. Wait
      12. Transfer!
      * Requires kernel module in Linux
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    4. Re:Low-tech useless crap by Rob+Kaper · · Score: 1

      Why assume your desktop PC is the ultimate and for ever most important device?

      My cell phone works out of the box as removable device with my stock FreeBSD and USB cable by the way. But can you quickly transfer a file from your USB stick to another while on the road without additional hardware, as easily I as exchange files between phones/PDAs with Bluetooth?

    5. Re:Low-tech useless crap by generic-man · · Score: 1

      No. You noted that you use your cell phone to share files; I noted that if you're jumping from computer to computer to computer, that's not a very easy process. I also wouldn't want to drain my cell phone battery while using it as a flash drive; when I use a flash drive as a flash drive, it requires no battery power on its own and simply feeds off the USB port.

      Maybe I don't travel enough, but I just don't see myself using a cell phone to transfer work documents with other cell phones when everyone has laptops anyway.

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    6. Re:Low-tech useless crap by Rob+Kaper · · Score: 1

      Well of course, it depends on how you use your devices. I frequent gigs and often take some pictures of the band or with people I meet, exchanging those immediately by Bluetooth is so amazingly convenient.. I do however indeed use USB to transfer them to my laptop, although I can also immediately upload them to my website using MMS.

      Battery drain bothers me not, I didn't notice a significant increase when I put a 2GB memorystick in my phone and it's quite efficient anyway: I can call for hours, take umpteen pictures and listen to hours of mp3 on any day and I still don't have to recharge every night.

      I wouldn't use it for work documents either, but I do keep my phone as primary addressbook and exchanging v-cards over Bluetooth works brilliantly as well.

      I suppose cell phones indeed have no extra value for files that merely need to be exchanged because it matters not whether you bring a USB stick with it or a USB cable, but for (media) files one would like to use, exchange or generate on the road/while out.. it's wonderful. Bye camera, bye iPod, bye P2P software.

      By the way: I'm sure Bluetooth will be faster and 100% out of the box in the near future. Years ago USB was sometimes a hassle as well, but do not be surprised if within a few years it's completely normal to easily pair your mediaphone with any PC, TV, stereo/speakerset, access point..

  61. enough already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll stick with my flash/mp3 playing glasses, thanks.

  62. Why not just keep your drive in your wallet? by steevc · · Score: 1

    Ages ago I bought a 128MB version of this

    http://www.ebuyer.com/customer/products/index.html ?rb=14814500263&action=c2hvd19wcm9kdWN0X292ZXJ2aWV 3&product_uid=51193

    I see that Sony has just done something similar

    http://us.gizmodo.com/gadgets/ces/live-from-ces-so ny-microdrives-146637.php

    My drive lives in my wallet. Not as geeky as hanging it around my neck, but it got admiring glances when I used it and it was always with me.

    I've hardly used it lately as most files can go in email these days. I used to back up some of my files to it, but I have other methods now. There's a few Windows utilities on there for emergencies.

  63. Flash by Peeptophe · · Score: 1

    This is getting mighty close to my patented products...the Flash Cock Ring and the Flash Condom (Penetration Cam and other accessories available).

    The problem with my Flash Condom is that a lot of people still haven't warmed up to the idea that you can reuse it.

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  64. World's first? My ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Find the USB wristwatch at

    http://www.hip2b2.com/ -- Click on "Think Shopping"

    At least it provides more use in terms of telling the time.

  65. How about a blue prosthetic tooth by whimdot · · Score: 1

    It would give you several Mega bites.

  66. How bad is this thing? by hey! · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well, I'm a geek, but I'd fell the urge to kick the shit out of anybody who was wearing one of these things.

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    Post may contain irony: discontinue use if experiencing mood swings, nausea or elevated blood pressure.
  67. sure, but does it work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    underwater?

  68. Break *that* bracelet by smose · · Score: 1

    Sure to be a hit with the kids

    So what do you get when you Break the Bracelet?

  69. yes! by Jeppe+Salvesen · · Score: 1

    That would be really neat - sit down by your computer, and the drive you wear pops up on the screen!

    --

    Stop the brainwash

    1. Re:yes! by SomeoneGotMyNick · · Score: 1
      That would be really neat - sit down by your computer, and the drive you wear pops up on the screen!

      ....and autoruns pr0n on your newly issued laptop upon arriving on your first (maybe last) work day.

    2. Re:yes! by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      Access it from your phone, computer, and PDA all at once! ;)

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  70. Wouldn't it be more use... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    to come up with a stylised USB SD card reader?? I had to buy a 1GB USB drive because my PC at doesn't have a SD reader. I would have rather bought a USB SD reader (but it has to be small) - at least then i can utilise my existing cards!

  71. Had to be said.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Soviet Russia, prick finger YOU!

  72. Actually, not bad... by djrogers · · Score: 1

    While I wouldn't be caught dead wearing one, I could easily see people hanging these from their backpacks/laptop bags... With the rubber coating, it looks nice and durable - a quality too often missing in USB drives these days.

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    1. Re:Actually, not bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember when I was in high school a few kids had wristbands that said they had certain medical conditions in case on emergency, this would help in indentifying medications needed, allergic reactions too, etc.. is there anything out there now that does this?

  73. No disclaimer? by thaerin · · Score: 1

    They must not have run this product by their lawyers yet as I didn't see any disclaimers to the "one size fits all" line. By the time it hits market I imagine we'll see the inclusion of "one size fits all*" where * = "If product happens to be too constricting to blood flood and hand becomes black and blue, remove product immediately. Neither Imation or any of it's partners are liable for any amputations caused by use of this product."

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  74. I wear a Rolex by The+Mutant · · Score: 1

    a gold, GMT Master II, model 16713 specically.

    And my USB drive (1GB thank you) is worn around my neck where it belongs.

  75. There's a saying over at kuro5hin.org... by porkchop_d_clown · · Score: 1

    Vote: -1. "Buy an ad!"

    In what sense, shape, form, or consequence is this news?

  76. This is not a new product. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is old news and is not new. It's a stripped down version of the DiskGo watch. I have been using my DiskGo watch with 256mb and USB on it for over 1 year. YAWN...

  77. What is really cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The really cool gadget at CES this year appears to be the PCMCIA wireless mouse.
    Stores and recharges while in the slot of your laptop, but pull it out and it's
    a wireless mouse....

  78. Mod parent up "funny" by thc69 · · Score: 1

    The other two replies don't get the joke. If you don't get it either, then just move along...

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  79. Re:for Pete's sake, here is the coral cached image by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, I see now. It's for gay nerds.

  80. Imagine a cluster of these ... by thrillseeker · · Score: 1

    ... on kids studying Beowulf.

  81. Next step by RoadWarriorX · · Score: 1

    Wristwatch MP3 player?

    That's be cooler...

  82. What about encryption keys? by Redtech · · Score: 1

    These wearable USB (watches, wristbands, necklace, whatever) devices would be useful for storing secure keys and the like. For SSH public key authentication, PGP email or encrypted laptops, this would be a nice method of conveniently storing private key files with less worry about misplacing a standard USB drive. If someone were to steal my laptop with SSH keys stored locally, there is a potential security problem there. Of course, keys should be password protected, but this seems like a good additional security idea. Of the "something you are, something you have and something you know" levels of security, this is a simple and convenient way to add "something you have." I suppose the "biker geeks" could just put their USB drive on their bulky wallet chain, but I'd prefer to use one of these unobtrusive wearable drives.

  83. Some possible uses... by SloppyElvis · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I have 3 small children, one kindergartner, two two-year-olds. They all run around with little bracelets from time to time (right now, the charity-style rubber ones are the rage).

    1. For small children or the elderly, equip the USB drive with important allergy, medical emergency information, etc. for use in case they are in a serious accident and they or their parents are not able to communicate.

    2. For small children, equip with a program that when inserted into a computer, will "phone" home, possible notify authorities, etc. Could be useful for a child who has been abducted. If it works even a single time for a single child, it's worth inventing. I seem to recall a buffer exploit in USB ... maybe not all exploits are a necessarily evil.

    3. Unfortunately, I couldn't see the sight due to Slashdotting, but the concept could be made into jewelry that has fashion value. I know my wife required a designer laptop purse to compliment her ensemble, and she doesn't always have pockets for little thumb drives and such, so perhaps an attractive band isn't such a bad idea as some detractors in this forum declare. For all you Weisenheimers, she doesn't always take her laptop bag with her wherever she goes, though I admit its rare for her not to have a purse of some kind. Still, ladies can be gadget lovers too, you know. ;)

  84. Soon to be available on thinkgeek by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Soon to be available on thinkgeek. Humm is there a conflict of interest running this story? Isn't /. owned by the same...

    There is no confirmed conflict of interest here. - Slashdot Management.
  85. Umm, okay but why does it have to be so ugly? by bill_kress · · Score: 1

    If you were going to do something like that wouldn't you make it look a little nicer?

    The only reason I can see for this is sneaking data out of protected places.

    I suppose if you were in IT a few utilities on your wrist would be nice, but wouldn't it be more likely that you forget to wear this than one in your wallet or on your keychain?

  86. Add an RFID! by kentsin · · Score: 0

    Make sure they put an RFID tag inside every one.

  87. Not the first USB wrist device by rdamazio · · Score: 1

    Even though this may be the first USB wristband, it's definitely not the first USB wrist device. There have been devices such as Xonix's, a USB wristwatch with an MP3 player built-in.