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100 Things We Didn't Know This Time Last Year

An anonymous reader wrote to mention a BBC list of 100 topical pieces of information that they've reported on over the course of 2005. While some of them are very Brit-specific ("16. The London borough of Westminster has an average of 20 pieces of chewing gum for every square metre of pavement."), there are some interesting, touching, and humorous stories in there. "20. The Queen has never been on a computer, she told Bill Gates as she awarded him an honorary knighthood. 32. 'Restaurant' is the most mis-spelled word in search engines. 65. Actor James Doohan, who played Scotty, had a hand in creating the Klingon language that was used in the movies, and which Shakespeare plays were subsequently translated into."

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  1. #65: Incorrect by jvalenzu · · Score: 5, Funny

    Uh, 65 is incorrect. I think we all remember Star Trek VI where Chancellor Gorkon mentions that Shakespeare was originally written in Klingon. I can't believe they let this one through.

    1. Re:#65: Incorrect by ZachPruckowski · · Score: 5, Funny

      Dude, it's New Year's Eve, one of the biggest party nights of the year, and you're correcting some news story about Klingons and Star Trek on a website for nerds. That's so geeky and nonsocial that I have to say... wait a second....%*&@!

    2. Re:#65: Incorrect by Ruff_ilb · · Score: 2, Funny

      And, uh, you're correcting someone correcting some news story about Klingons and Star Trek on a website for nerds.

      And I'm correcting someone someone correcting some news story about Klingons and Star Trek on a website for nerds.

      I think that the geekiness is about to make my modem explo

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    3. Re:#65: Incorrect by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      I don't think geekiness can make modems explode.
      But they can make...oh crap, what's burning?

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    4. Re:#65: Incorrect by Seumas · · Score: 0, Troll

      New Year's is a god damn *retarded* reason to celebrate. OHMYGOD! My odometer hig six figures! Time to party!!!

      Seriously. Come on. Be a man and VOLUNTEER to work shitty hours over holidays like this while all the lazy fucks go boozing. There's a reason some are successful and others aren't. Using any idiotic excuse to go get drunk and avoid work puts you in one of those categories. Guess which?

    5. Re:#65: Incorrect by fm6 · · Score: 1

      That wasn't a serious part of the story, that was just one of many lame Cold War references in the movie. (In the 60s, the stereotypical Russian always insisted "We invented it first!" Yes, just like Chekov in TOS.) The lamest reference of all is "Don't wait for the translation!" A free copy of the Vulcan Joke Book to the first person to correctly identify this reference — persons born before JFK was shot are not eligible!

    6. Re:#65: Incorrect by cashman73 · · Score: 5, Funny

      And I just impressed a couple of chicks by showing them that I'm one out of 18 people,... :-)

    7. Re:#65: Incorrect by Ruff_ilb · · Score: 1, Funny

      They can if you're part borg like me.

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    8. Re:#65: Incorrect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must be new here.

    9. Re:#65: Incorrect by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

      And I'm correcting someone someone correcting

      You missed a "correcting". Hah. First Grammar Nazi of 2006. What do I win?

    10. Re:#65: Incorrect by starnix · · Score: 1

      How old are you? about 14? Girls not like you much? New years eve is for spending time with your friends and loved ones. Apparently you have none of those. So go ahead and work. I work hard for 5 or 6 days a week. I think I will celebrate with my friends on NYE.

    11. Re:#65: Incorrect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      No, that's just fragmentation, his filesystem hasn't been FSCKed since it was installed.

    12. Re:#65: Incorrect by TekPolitik · · Score: 1
      And I just impressed a couple of chicks by showing them that I'm one out of 18 people

      Bah. I'd rather a chick proved to me that she was one out of 18 people!

  2. Qapla! by kyouteki · · Score: 5, Informative

    It's been well known for a very long time that Jimmy Doohan helped create the Klingon language. He created the Klingon dialogue for Star Trek 1, which Marc Okrand developed into the tlhIngan'Hol we know today.

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    1. Re:Qapla! by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1
      It's been well known for a very long time that Jimmy Doohan helped create the Klingon language.
      for a in $articles_2005;
      do
      grep surprising_facts $a >> yearly_wrapup
      done

      In other words, this is a list of things one person in the BBC didn't know this time last year.

    2. Re:Qapla! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You and the GP need to get the sticks out of your asses.

  3. 99. chokuegambo by megrims · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why didn't we know the japanese word "chokuegambo" last year?
    Is it a new word? Or are they assuming that nobody here speaks japanese?

    1. Re:99. chokuegambo by LordHatrus · · Score: 4, Funny

      Clearly, you haven't been playing Japanese games like Final Fantasy. I spent years inbreeding my chokuegambos until I got the illustrious Golden Chokuegambo!

    2. Re:99. chokuegambo by Echnin · · Score: 1
      If anyone's interested, the word is "chokueiganbou" in accurate romanization of the actual meaning. I'll let a Google link supply the kanji: http://www.google.com/search?hs=WsP&hl=no&ie=UTF-8 &oe=UTF-8&client=opera&rls=nb&q=%22%E7%9B%B4%E5%96 %B6%E9%A1%98%E6%9C%9B%22&btnG=S%C3%B8k&lr=

      All of 3 results, and all are explanations of what it means. Not a very common word. Seems it's also written in katakana as "chokueganbo" though, also giving 3 results on Google: http://www.google.com/search?hs=mZk&hl=no&ie=UTF-8 &oe=UTF-8&client=opera&rls=nb&q=%22%E3%83%81%E3%83 %A7%E3%82%AF%E3%82%A8%E3%82%AC%E3%83%B3%E3%83%9C%2 2&btnG=S%C3%B8k&lr= All of these are the same explanation of the meaning, verbatim.

      It's probably just street slang only used by a few gyaru in Harajuku. Would have expected some blogs though.

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  4. 101. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    32% of all Slashdot stories are duplicates :)

    1. Re:101. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No.
      We already knew that.

    2. Re:101. by Darthmalt · · Score: 0, Redundant

      You must be new here

    3. Re:101. by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

      32% of all Slashdot stories are duplicates

      Shouldn't that be 64%?

    4. Re:101. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      #102: 73.5% of all statistics is made up on the spot!

  5. I dont think this guy was born in the 1600s by Tezkah · · Score: 5, Funny

    19. The = sign was invented by 16th Century Welsh mathematician Robert Recorde, who was fed up with writing "is equal to" in his equations. He chose the two lines because "noe 2 thynges can be moare equalle".


    16th Century? I'm pretty sure that guy posts on slashdot regularly. "oi got frist psot"

    1. Re:I dont think this guy was born in the 1600s by Tezkah · · Score: 0

      That is because the 16th century was 1501-1600, of course he wasnt born in the 1600s, retard!!!


      It's okay Tezkah, I only hurt you because I love me.

    2. Re:I dont think this guy was born in the 1600s by setirw · · Score: 1

      No, that's the guy who invented "==" "OMG, moi post == fyrst"

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    3. Re:I dont think this guy was born in the 1600s by SB5 · · Score: 1

      19. The = sign was invented by 16th Century Welsh mathematician Robert Recorde, who was fed up with writing "is equal to" in his equations. He chose the two lines because "noe 2 thynges can be moare equalle".

      16th Century? I'm pretty sure that guy posts on slashdot regularly. "oi got frist psot"


      I think they got him confused with someone else. Everyone knows the Welsh language has no vowels and is impossible to understand even to Welsh people.

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    4. Re:I dont think this guy was born in the 1600s by tomcres · · Score: 1
      "noe 2 thynges can be moare equalle"

      My five year old spells like that.. maybe there's hope for him yet!

    5. Re:I dont think this guy was born in the 1600s by TekPolitik · · Score: 2, Informative
      Everyone knows the Welsh language has no vowels and is impossible to understand even to Welsh people

      Welsh has more vowels than English ('w' is a vowel in Celtic languages, equivalent to "oo" as in "spook")*, but it is true that it is impossible to pronounce. Especially the sound corresponding to "LL".

      * - There is a tiny street in a suburb of Sydney called "Clwdyn Place". If you are "clued in" you know how to pronounce it.

  6. Gee... by setirw · · Score: 3, Funny

    Bill Gates does not own an iPod. That's odd... Number 101: Steve Jobs does not run Windows!

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    1. Re:Gee... by hahafaha · · Score: 1

      I was quite surprised when I read this, as well (not because I thought Bill Gates owned an iPod but because they even put that in there). Interesting that the author listed this as 100 things we did not know last year.

    2. Re:Gee... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, I haven't got an iPod either. Therefore, I'm Bill Gates.

    3. Re:Gee... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have. Therefore, I'm not. :-P

  7. #39 by Sarcastic+Assassin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think if #39 was true in America we wouldn't need such a controversial/ineffective/(insert your own adjective here) president to get people to vote more often.

    39. Australians host barbecues at polling stations on general election days.

    1. Re:#39 by matt21811 · · Score: 1, Informative

      Voting in Australia is compulsary. Thats why they have barbecues, to keep people (and their kids) happy and entertained while they perform their civic duty.

    2. Re:#39 by LordLucless · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually, we have em to make money. Polling stations are usually setup at schools. The school gets a couple of parents to come down and organize a barbecue. You get a good couple of thousand people through even a small polling station, that's a pretty darn big market for the cost of gas and a few sausages.

      For what it's worth, the one I go to sells lamingtons.

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    3. Re:#39 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      And may I just say- this idea works. I know of a good half dozen people who turn up for the sausage sandwich, the voting being a rather unimportant part of the proceedings.
      I worry sometimes that these demographics are easily swayed by the flashiest advertisement on tv, and in fact rely on little else, but I find it inarguable that the tactic does indeed draw more voters, if of somewhat lesser political savvy.

    4. Re:#39 by gshirley · · Score: 2, Funny

      Voting is not compulsory. Turning up to get your name ticked off is.

    5. Re:#39 by matt21811 · · Score: 2

      Actually, by the letter of the law, voting is compulsary.
      Interestingly, advising people to vote "informally" is also illegal in Australia.
      That isnt saying much as 99.9% of iPod use in Autralia is also illegal and no-one seems to have been arrested for that either.

    6. Re:#39 by gshirley · · Score: 1

      If that was the case they'd have to witness you put your vote in. I can turn up, get my name signed off and walk out.

    7. Re:#39 by matt21811 · · Score: 1

      I agree, "they" would have to witness you leave without voting and then be motivated enough to organise getting you charged. In practice, it never happens.

    8. Re:#39 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Actually, by not voting (just getting your name ticked off) or casting a donkey vote, you are actually casting a vote for the party in power at the time as it is assumed you are happy with the way things are.

    9. Re:#39 by mister_tim · · Score: 1

      A lot of people in Australia are quite interested in the political process, really. We have election night parties as well - sometimes big piss-ups, like "Don's Party" (a classic play/movie). Do you get them as well in the States, or is that another Australian-ism?

    10. Re:#39 by LegendLength · · Score: 1

      Actually, by not voting (just getting your name ticked off) or casting a donkey vote, you are actually casting a vote for the party in power at the time as it is assumed you are happy with the way things are.

      To be more precise I would say that you are letting the majority decide for you (by not voting).

    11. Re:#39 by LegendLength · · Score: 1

      I worry sometimes that these demographics are easily swayed by the flashiest advertisement on tv, and in fact rely on little else...

      Me too, although I think people truly are becoming more sensitive to propaganda. My theory is that spam has opened the eyes of the general population, along with companies spending a greater percentage on marketing than in previous decades. People seem to develop much better BS detectors because of those things.

    12. Re:#39 by hotzeyboy · · Score: 1

      Actually I thought the same as you, that voting is not compulsary but turning at the booth was, but ... the aec website says differently
      compulsory_voting

    13. Re:#39 by tdelaney · · Score: 1

      For me, a sausage sandwich is a good motivator to either go early (for breakfast) or whenever I get hungry sometime a bit later.

      The voting is the important bit (and only takes a few minutes if you know where the less-major polling stations are), but grabbing a bite to eat makes it a lot more pleasant.

      I must admit, I voted informally (for the first time ever) at my most recent local elections. I didn't know who my council members were (I'd only recently moved into the shire) but they seemed to be doing a good job. I'll never donkey-vote, so the only option was to vote informally.

    14. Re:#39 by m50d · · Score: 1

      No, you just don't think any of the other parties is better.

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    15. Re:#39 by G-funk · · Score: 1, Insightful

      No, in australia it counts as a vote for whomever is in power.

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    16. Re:#39 by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      That's the most ridiculous thing I've read so far. Of course we knew Australians hosted BBQs at polling booths. Or did the BBC only just discover Australia?

    17. Re:#39 by gshirley · · Score: 1

      If anyone knows the legislation which says I have to vote (or enrol to vote and turn up at a prescribed polling place) I'd love to see it. I guess I'll ask the office lawyer next week!

    18. Re:#39 by mino · · Score: 2, Informative
      No, in australia it counts as a vote for whomever is in power.

      Erm... no. Did you just make that up?

      In Australia (at least, at a Commonwealth level, but certainly also at every state level I'm familiar with) informal (invalid) votes are tallied separately, and do not count as a vote at all. The 50% + 1 requirement to achieve a victory (after distribution of preferences, if required) is a 50% of the formal (valid) votes. The same applies to the Senate, where the quota (e.g. for a typical 6-seat half-senate ballot, 1/7th + 1) is based on formal votes only.

      Obviously, a donkey vote (as mentioned upthread) - numbering the candidates 1..n in the order they appear on the paper - isn't informal, and doesn't count towards the party in power, unless they happen to be high enough on the ballot paper that they end up with the vote/preference anyway. As the position on the ballot paper is determined randomly, that's hardly automatic.

    19. Re:#39 by rdoger6424 · · Score: 1

      Barbecues for the adults, Barbies for the kids, and BBQ for the slashdot trolls*

      *Hint: OMGLOLzWTFBBQ

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    20. Re:#39 by G-funk · · Score: 1

      Nope, it's what I was taught, but I can't seem to find any backup for it, so perhaps I'm full of shit :)

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  8. bah... by FooAtWFU · · Score: 2, Funny

    bah, Neatorama had this many days ago, and they had the sense to hilight No. #78, "One in 18 people has a third nipple".

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    1. Re:bah... by crlove · · Score: 1

      Well, it's really more of a "nubbin".

  9. I like this one by Kohath · · Score: 5, Funny

    One in 10 Europeans is allegedly conceived in an Ikea bed.

    That must be a pretty sturdy bed.

    1. Re:I like this one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      One in 10 Europeans is allegedly conceived in an Ikea bed.

      That must be a pretty sturdy bed.

      It's clear that Europeans are taking socialism a bit too far.

    2. Re:I like this one by trewornan · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hard to even imagine the size of the wet spot in that bed.

    3. Re:I like this one by j.a.mcguire · · Score: 1

      why sturdy? they're europeans not chubby americans.

    4. Re:I like this one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well you are certainly not starving Africans either!

    5. Re:I like this one by j.a.mcguire · · Score: 1

      Didn't you see live8? I think you'll find that we ARE starving Africans! :p

  10. Step 4. ?????? by matt21811 · · Score: 4, Funny

    32. 'Restaurant' is the most mis-spelled word in search engines.

    There is a lot of money to be made if you could get the top list of mispelled words in search engines.

    1. Re:Step 4. ?????? by the+real+darkskye · · Score: 1

      indeed, the most mispelled word is bukkake.

      Or is it bukakke?
      Maybe its buckake?
      No, its Bucakey!

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    2. Re:Step 4. ?????? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because in all Latin America and other places, it is spelled 'restaurante' (Spanish and Portuguese), so whenever a Brazilian, Mexican, or Spainard look for that, it counts as a misspelling. If you look for an Italian restaurant with the word 'ristorante' in its name, there is another misspelling count.

    3. Re:Step 4. ?????? by Ruff_ilb · · Score: 1

      That's not a word.

      It's an abomination.

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    4. Re:Step 4. ?????? by poopdeville · · Score: 1

      The Flying Spermatozoa Monster disagrees.

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    5. Re:Step 4. ?????? by slickwillie · · Score: 1

      I would have thought the most misspelled word was "misspelled".

      Google doesn't like "mis-spelled".

  11. Hmmph. by Ruff_ilb · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Interesting list, but some of the stuff is either bogus or filler. For example:

    "41. Tactically, the best Monopoly properties to buy are the orange ones: Vine Street, Marlborough Street and Bow Street."

    I believe they're called New York, Tennessee Avenue and St. James Place. And this is just common sense - their relationship with jail, and the fact that they're on the end of a row (More bang for buck, house/hotel wise, and a 6,8, or 9 after jail yields a hit), makes them ideal.

    "43. The spiciness of sauces is measured in Scoville Units."

    What does this have to do with '05? I've known that for a long time.

    "61. You can bet on your own death."

    That's a safe bet - but what do I get once my win has been confirmed?

    Meanwhile, others are just best LEFT OUT:

    "67. Giant squid eat each other - especially during sex."
    "11. One in 10 Europeans is allegedly conceived in an Ikea bed."
    "78. One in 18 people has a third nipple."

    Thanks for the list, BBC.

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    1. Re:Hmmph. by EvanED · · Score: 1

      I believe they're called New York, Tennessee Avenue and St. James Place. And this is just common sense - their relationship with jail, and the fact that they're on the end of a row (More bang for buck, house/hotel wise, and a 6,8, or 9 after jail yields a hit), makes them ideal.

      Not just that:

      The hit rate is further increased by the fact that the most-landed on chance square (hit it with a 12 after leaving jail) is three spaces after New York, and there's a move back three chance card.

      There's also a move to the nearest utility chance card that puts you 4, 6, and 7 spaces from the oranges. (Two of the three chance squares will send you to electric if if you draw that card; only 1 will send you to water works.)

      Still, I think it's pretty far from "common sense." Once you see it, it makes sense, but if you ask most people what properties they want they'll probably say the dark blues.

      (And this has also been known for a LOT longer than the last year...)

    2. Re:Hmmph. by EoinOL · · Score: 4, Informative
      "41. Tactically, the best Monopoly properties to buy are the orange ones: Vine Street, Marlborough Street and Bow Street."

      I believe they're called New York, Tennessee Avenue and St. James Place. And this is just common sense - their relationship with jail, and the fact that they're on the end of a row (More bang for buck, house/hotel wise, and a 6,8, or 9 after jail yields a hit), makes them ideal.

      It seems to have escaped your notice, but there are about a million different versions of Monopoly, including localised ones for lots of countries. The BBC are obviously using the (main) UK one.

    3. Re:Hmmph. by kfg · · Score: 2, Funny

      . . .what do I get once my win has been confirmed?

      Cremated.

      KFG

    4. Re:Hmmph. by James_G · · Score: 1
      It seems to have escaped your notice, but there are about a million different versions of Monopoly, including localised ones for lots of countries. The BBC are obviously using the (main) UK one.

      Not sure why you think the UK one is the "main" version of the board. The original version was the US version.

    5. Re:Hmmph. by EvanED · · Score: 5, Informative
      BTW, if you're curious, here's the rank of the different color groups based upon the average rate of return of that group with hotels. What that means is that every time someone completes a circuit of the board, a player that owns that color group with hotels will make back that percentage of their initial investment. I've also included the dollar amount that translates to. (I tried to space this nicely, but neither tt nor ecode kept whitespace; sorry.)
      # Group %ret $ret
      1 Orange 23.5 484.10
      2 Lite Blue 20.7 221.49
      3 Red 17.8 521.54
      4 Lt Purple 17.7 343.38
      5 Dark Blue 17.3 475.75
      6 Yellow 17.2 524.60
      7 Railroads 16.0 128.00
      8 Green 15.1 591.92
      9 Dk Purple 13.6 84.32
      A Utilities 7.5 22.50
      You can also see from this list that oranges are only best if you're using % return. The way to interpret this is that if you're reasonably early in the game, and people are just building, you want oranges because they are cheap to develop, and you need to get three houses up ASAP. However, if you're late in the game and hotels are already up, you should look to the absolute income for the best property, and there the rank changes:

      1. Green
      2. Yellow
      3. Red
      4. Orange
      5. Dark Blue
    6. Re:Hmmph. by EvanED · · Score: 1

      He's not saying the UK version is the main version, he's saying that the one with Vine Street and whatnot is what's on the most common version in the UK. If you scroll down to the "London Version", you'll see that it has the three properties mentioned in the article. There are doubtless other versions sold in the UK, just as there are in the US, and that was why the "main" qualifier was in there.

    7. Re:Hmmph. by Ruff_ilb · · Score: 1

      I, being a monopoly purist, prefer to call them by their original names ;)

      It was just a sidenote, anyway.

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    8. Re:Hmmph. by LordLucless · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I believe they're called New York, Tennessee Avenue and St. James Place.

      No, they're called Vine Street, Marlborough Street and Bow Street. The BBC is, funnily enough, British. Why should they use the American version of the game for their list?

      And personally my biggest WTF is #29. When faced with danger, the octopus can wrap six of its legs around its head to disguise itself as a fallen coconut shell and escape by walking backwards on the other two legs, scientists discovered.

      How the hell do they know it was trying to pretned to be a coconut shell? Were these research scientists cast members of Monty Python's Flying Circus by any chance?

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    9. Re:Hmmph. by Will2k_is_here · · Score: 1

      Which is why it makes sense to give the player free money when they land on free parking. Unfortunately, this has never been an official rule AFAIK.

    10. Re:Hmmph. by cos(0) · · Score: 1

      Meanwhile, others are just best LEFT OUT:

      "67. Giant squid eat each other - especially during sex."
      "11. One in 10 Europeans is allegedly conceived in an Ikea bed."
      "78. One in 18 people has a third nipple."


      Why should they be left out? If they are new discoveries, the world would like to know about them. The fact that they are anatomy/sex related is no reason to leave research out of publication/dissemination.

    11. Re:Hmmph. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most importantly of all, how the heck is it possible that, with all the crap I've seen photographs of on the Internet since, oh, circa 1993, I have never seen a photograph of a person with a third nipple? If it happens to freaking 1 out of 18 people, how is this possible?!

      Inquiring minds want to know!

    12. Re:Hmmph. by Tordek · · Score: 4, Funny

      Duh, it disguises as a coconut to be carried by swallows. It even includes the string.

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    13. Re:Hmmph. by Kredal · · Score: 1

      Ever done a google image search for "third nipple"? (: Seems like it's fairly common to get your third nipple pierced if you have one!

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    14. Re:Hmmph. by Nivag064 · · Score: 1

      Well I'm in New Zealand, and the standard names for Monopoly are from London, the capital of Great Britain.

      The Orange streets are Vine Street, Marlborough Street and Bow Street.

      However, you can buy an Irish version which uses streets from Dublin.

      -Nivag

    15. Re:Hmmph. by TravisWatkins · · Score: 1

      I always go for the purple ones right by Go. They're cheap, pay decent, and are cheap to get hotels on. Plus, people seem to either land on them or taxes when they pass by (we put tax money on free parking) so it's potentially a win-win.

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    16. Re:Hmmph. by Cobralisk · · Score: 1

      >I believe they're called New York, Tennessee Avenue and St. James Place.

      No, they're called Vine Street, Marlborough Street and Bow Street. The BBC is, funnily enough, British. Why should they use the American version of the game for their list?

      There are countless editions of Monopoly and Monopoly knock-offs produced for every special interest imaginable. Sports teams editions replace street names with player names. Space editions use the planets and other night sky objects for properties. Different cities use different street names. There's even a fill-in-the-blank build-your-own set.

      I've been collecting these for the novelty of playing them. However, the original and arguably canonical Monopoly derives its property names from the streets of Atlantic City, NJ, USA, and it is a bit disconcerting to see the orange properties referred to as anything other than New York, Tennessee, and St. James. Similarly referring to a knight in chess as a horse, or a run in baseball as a point is bothersome to enthusiasts. Still things change, languages evolve and branch, and culture shock besets those who find that facts they once held as universal truth are not as they had thought. Apparently there is no "one true Monopoly" according to the article and the comments in this thread. I've heard there are even people who don't pay their taxes and fines to Free Parking. </tangent>

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    17. Re:Hmmph. by lisaparratt · · Score: 1

      And the BBC, being Brits prefer to call them by the UK names.

    18. Re:Hmmph. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah im in aus and we have the british version also

      this is why we need to become a republic!

    19. Re:Hmmph. by loserface · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'll agree with that, as I call the Clue characters by their original names.

    20. Re:Hmmph. by TallMatthew · · Score: 1
      Still, I think it's pretty far from "common sense." Once you see it, it makes sense, but if you ask most people what properties they want they'll probably say the dark blues.

      Any property a multiple of 7 away from Go would be the most commonly hit. That's the result that's most likely to result from two die, and, therefore, is common sense.

    21. Re:Hmmph. by falcon5768 · · Score: 1

      and we all know how you guys actually matter in the world these days.

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    22. Re:Hmmph. by lisaparratt · · Score: 2, Funny

      British news for British people.

      If you want news that caters to your particular foibles, why don't you browse one of the many high quality American news web sites? *snigger*

    23. Re:Hmmph. by warsql · · Score: 1

      You can bet on your own death
      Yes, it's called life insurance.

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    24. Re:Hmmph. by anothy · · Score: 1
      Were these research scientists cast members of Monty Python's Flying Circus by any chance?
      well, they're British, aren't they? ;-)
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    25. Re:Hmmph. by Ruff_ilb · · Score: 1

      The only problem with that is: The light blue properties cost just a little more, houses and hotels cost the same, you get three of them, and they have a much larger payoff.

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    26. Re:Hmmph. by falcon5768 · · Score: 1

      well you know contrary to your jaded belief that the BBC ( a government news organzation and mouthpeice) is actually good CNN is actually pretty fair.

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    27. Re:Hmmph. by EvanED · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, most commonly hit property is Illinois, because of it's placement two sevens away from jail and a chance card leading right to it. And actually, the most commonly hit space is jail; Illinois is 2. The square seven spaces from Go, the first chance, is actually the LEAST likely square to finish your turn on in the entire game. (Landing on would be higher quite a bit higher because of the 'go to' cards, but not enough to compensate.)

      Interesting how well that "common sense" works out, huh?

      This site has all the long-term probabilities (I've always thought it would be an interesting exercise to come up with the markov chain representing the board and try to duplicate the results myself, but haven't yet done it) and a number of other statistics. If you really want to play Monopoly well, instead of just for fun, you should study these charts. They can help guide you in how much and where you should invest.

      If you don't want to look, the first few most common squares for finishing your turn are:
      1. In Jail (this is separate from just visiting, so really there are 41 squares on the board)
      2. Illinois
      3. Go

      Now here's where things start to get messy, and change depending on whether you try to stay in jail for as long as possible (good late in the game) or pay immediately (good eanly in the game). So the ranks are expressed as short term rank/long term rank

      4. New York Ave/B&O RR
      5. B&O RR/Free Parking

      (If you stay in jail for as long as possible, your chances of landing on NY diminish drastically because it's 9 spaces from jail, so if you get out through doubles you can't land on it except by geting boxcars then the move back three chance card.)

      6. Reading RR/Tenessee Ave
      7. Tenessee Ave/New York Ave
      8. Pennsylvania RR/Reading RR

      (I find it interesting that reading is less-commonly landed on than B&O in either starategy despite the chance card leading right to it. I think the explanation is B&O's location 15 spaces from jail, plus the location of the chance card 12 spaces from jail and the go to nearest railroad card. The go to nearest railroad card doesn't help Reading much because to get it to advance to Reading you need to hit the chance after short line, which is soon after go to jail and has nothing going in its favor except the advance to nearest utility to go to Water Works then getting an 8. (But there is only one chance square that will send you to WW as opposed to 2 that will send you to electric company.)

      9. Free Parking/St. James Place
      10. Kentucky/Water Works

      (Though WW being higher than EC here seems to contradict my earlier analysis.)

    28. Re:Hmmph. by EvanED · · Score: 1

      Oh, I didn't see your 'multiple of seven' bit. Well, here are the ranks for one circuit, jumping by 7s:

      +7 Chance (#40)
      +14 Virginia (#22)
      +21 Kentucky (#10)
      +28 Water Works (#11)
      +35 Short Line (#25)

      I stop here because if you keep going you will probably hit every property eventually.

      The problem with your theory is that jail really screws up where you will land in relation to the 7's around from Go.

    29. Re:Hmmph. by DavidD_CA · · Score: 1

      > I believe they're called New York, Tennessee Avenue and St. James Place.

      The streets are named differently in other versions of Monopoly, you insensitive clod!

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    30. Re:Hmmph. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "61. You can bet on your own death."

      That's a safe bet - but what do I get once my win has been confirmed?


      Buried or cremated.

    31. Re:Hmmph. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean Cluedo, right?

    32. Re:Hmmph. by Triskele · · Score: 1

      Ye gods you merkins get touchy when another country subverts a tiny little bit of your culture for a change. Get used to it - this is a big world and the USA ain't the big fish it likes to think it was.

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    33. Re:Hmmph. by cyborg_zx · · Score: 1

      ( a government news organzation and mouthpeice) The BBC a mouthpiece for the UK Government? HAHA. Very funny.

    34. Re:Hmmph. by aslate · · Score: 1

      "I believe they're called New York, Tennessee Avenue and St. James Place."
      Along with all the other posts, the British press is using the standard British Monopoly edition.

      "What does this have to do with '05? I've known that for a long time."
      The "10 things you didn't know this time last week" column is a light hearted section full of random facts that the majority don't know. It's often quoting unusual things that had come to light during the week that most people wouldn't know.

      "That's a safe bet - but what do I get once my win has been confirmed?"
      It having an article linked to below obviously doesn't help. To avoid inheritance tax he placed a bet on his death this year, the winnings would equal what his tax fees would be. Normally they don't let people place bets on deaths, but accepted this due to the fair reasoning behind it.

      And as for the "Should just be left out", i remember reading the first two you list (#11 & 67) on the BBC News website and they were new to 2005.

    35. Re:Hmmph. by James_G · · Score: 1

      Actually I'm English, but nice try.

    36. Re:Hmmph. by Godwin+O'Hitler · · Score: 1

      It is indeed - which is probably why TFA points it out:

      [the man placing the bet] said: "I had asked an insurance broker to get a quotation to cover the £3,000 if I died and he wanted £1,300 which I thought was ridiculous so I decided to go for the bet."

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    37. Re:Hmmph. by dmdb · · Score: 1

      lol, the BBC actually has a seperate server farm in NY partly beacuse of the number of visitors to its worldwide news site from the USA (also for disaster recovery). I don't think the BBC does too badly, 24m page impressions a day isn't bad. Alexa traffic details for CNN put it at 27m so the 'brits' are doing quite well for a small country! When you talk about the BBC as a government news organisation, it is paid for by the British tax payer but maintains editorial and commisioning independence in all its publications.

  12. Topical? by DyslexicLegume · · Score: 1

    Under what resolution?

    Certainly it doesn't meet THIS year's...what does Shakespeare have to do with Civil Liberties?

    1. Re:Topical? by Rellik66 · · Score: 3, Funny
      Under what resolution?

      umm, 1024x768?

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    2. Re:Topical? by Ruff_ilb · · Score: 1

      Actually, I believe the resolution is "Resolved: The use of the state's power of eminent domain to promote private enterprise is unjust."

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  13. Bananas too by 4D6963 · · Score: 3, Interesting
    "12. Until the 1940s rhubarb was considered a vegetable. It became a fruit when US customs officials, baffled by the foreign food, decided it should be classified according to the way it was eaten."

    Funny, but pretty much the same goes for bananas. They are considered fruits, as they really are vegetables (and africans consider them as such, according to what I heard)

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    1. Re:Bananas too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      Umm no. Fruits contain seeds, vegetables are any other part of a plant.
      Tomatoes are fruit, bananas are fruit, rhubarb is a vegetable. Bananas
      are a staple in many parts of the world, though we don't normally think
      of fruits as staples. More often it's tubers or grains...

    2. Re:Bananas too by CthulhuDreamer · · Score: 4, Informative

      Tomatoes are vegetables, according to the U.S. Supreme Court (Nix vs Hedden, 1893). Vegetables are served with dinner, fruits are eaten for dessert. (This also allowed schools to count hamburger ketchup as a vegetable serving in school lunches.)

      "Botanically speaking, tomatoes are the fruit of a vine, just as are cucumbers, squashes, beans, and peas. But in the common language of the people, whether sellers or consumers of provisions, all these are vegetables which are grown in kitchen gardens, and which, whether eaten cooked or raw, are, like potatoes, carrots, parsnips, turnips, beets, cauliflower, cabbage, celery, and lettuce, usually served at dinner in, with, or after the soup, fish, or meats which constitute the principal part of the repast, and not, like fruits generally, as dessert."

    3. Re:Bananas too by lisaparratt · · Score: 1

      Tomatoes are vegetables, according to the U.S. Supreme Court (Nix vs Hedden, 1893).

      That's as maybe, but that's not the definition used by intelligent people in the rest of the world.

    4. Re:Bananas too by mlush · · Score: 1
      >>Tomatoes are vegetables, according to the U.S. Supreme Court (Nix vs Hedden, 1893).
      >That's as maybe, but that's not the definition used by intelligent people in the rest of the world.

      I recall it was more to do with money than intelligence... fruit was taxed, vegetables was not taxed Nix or Hedden imported tomatoes!

    5. Re:Bananas too by GuidoW · · Score: 1

      I think there's another, quite simple rule to classify something as either fruit or vegetable, at least here in Germany:

      If it comes from a one-yeared plant, it is a vegetable, otherwise it's a fruit.

      Works quite well:
      Tomate -> One yeared plant -> vegetable
      Potatoe -> one-yeared -> vegetable
      Apple -> comes from trees -> fruit
      Strawberry -> strawberry plants can live a long time -> fruit

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    6. Re:Bananas too by lisaparratt · · Score: 1

      Heh. Why am I not surprised? Seems to be the US all over ;)

    7. Re:Bananas too by 4D6963 · · Score: 0

      oh yeah, funny, I had never heard of that classification. I'm too ignorant to tell in which would bananas would fit, nor rhubarb

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    8. Re:Bananas too by CthulhuDreamer · · Score: 1

      Vegetables were taxed, fruit was not. The complete text of the ruling:

      U.S. Supreme Court
      NIX v. HEDDEN, 149 U.S. 304 (1893)

      149 U.S. 304

      NIX et al.
      v.
      HEDDEN, Collector.
      No. 137.

      May 10, 1893

      At law. Action by John Nix, John W. Nix, George W. Nix, and Frank W. Nix against Edward L. Hedden, collector of the port of New York, to recover back duties paid under protest. Judgment on verdict directed for defendant. 39 Fed. Rep. 109. Plaintiffs bring error. Affirmed.

      Statement by Mr. Justice GRAY: This was an action brought February 4, 1887, against the collector of the port of New York to recover back duties paid under protest on tomatoes imported by the plaintiff from the West Indies in the spring of 1886, which the collector assessed under 'Schedule G.-Provisions,' of the tariff act of March 3, 1883, (chapter 121,) imposing a duty on 'vegetables in their natural state, or in salt or brine, not specially enumerated or provided for in this act, ten per centum ad valorem;' and which the plaintiffs contended came within the clause in the free list of the same act, 'Fruits, green, ripe, or dried, not specially enumerated or provided for in this act.' 22 Stat. 504, 519.

      At the trial the plaintiff's counsel, after reading in evidence definitions of the words 'fruit' and 'vegetables' from Webster's Dictionary, Worcester's Dictionary, and the Imperial Dictionary, called two witnesses, who had been for 30 years in the business of selling fruit and vegetables, and asked them, after hearing these definitions, to say whether these words had 'any special meaning in trade or commerce, different from those read.'

      One of the witnesses answered as follows: 'Well, it does not classify all things there, but they are correct as far as they go. It does not take all kinds of fruit or vegetables; it takes a portion of them. I think the words 'fruit' and 'vegetable' have the same meaning in trade to-day that they had on March 1, 1883. I understand that the term 'fruit' is applied in trade only to such plants or parts of plants as contain the seeds. There are more vegetables than those in the enumeration given in Webster's Dictionary under the term 'vegetable,' as 'cabbage, cauliflower, turnips, potatoes, peas, beans, and the like,' probably covered by the words 'and the like."

      The other witness testified: 'I don't think the term 'fruit' or the term 'vegetables' had, in March, 1883, and prior thereto, any special meaning in trade and commerce in this country different from that which I have read here from the dictionaries.'

      The plaintiff's counsel then read in evidence from the same dictionaries the definitions of the word 'tomato.' The defendant's counsel then read in evidence from Webster's Dictionary the definitions of the words 'pea,' 'egg plant,' 'cucumber,' 'squash,' and 'pepper.'

      The plaintiff then read in evidence from Webster's and Worcester's dictionaries the definitions of 'potato,' 'turnip,' 'parsnip,' 'cauliflower,' 'cabbage,' 'carrot,' and 'bean.'

      No other evidence was offered by either party. The court, upon the defendant's motion, directed a verdict for him, which was returned, and judgment rendered thereon. The plaintiffs duly excepted to the instruction, and sued out this writ of error.

      Edwin B. Smith, for plaintiffs in error.

      Justice GRAY, after stating the facts in the foregoing language, delivered the opinion of the court.

      The single question in this case is whether tomatoes, considered as provisions, are to be classed as 'vegetables' or as 'fruit,' within the meaning of the tariff act of 1883.

      The only witnesses called at the trial testified that neither 'vegetables' nor 'fruit' had any special meaning in trade or commerce different from that given in the dictionaries, and that they had the same meaning in trade to-day that they had in March, 1883.

      The passages cited from the dictionaries define the word 'fruit' as the seed of plaints, or that part of plaints which contains the seed, and especial

    9. Re:Bananas too by Flicka · · Score: 1

      "A banana is a tree-like plant (though strictly an herb) of the genus Musa in the family Musaceae, closely related to plantains. The term banana is also applied to the elongated fruit (technically a false berry), which grows (in edible species and varieties) in hanging clusters, several to many fruits to a tier (called a hand), many tiers to a bunch." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banana

      I won a decent amount of money on this.

    10. Re:Bananas too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're taking the government's word on science?

      If they decided to define pi to be exactly 3, would you believe them?

    11. Re:Bananas too by CthulhuDreamer · · Score: 1

      I let the Church handle values of pi. If God says it's 3, then that's good enough for me.

    12. Re:Bananas too by cjb110 · · Score: 1

      well that just shows what a bunch of idiots they are.

      They didn't understand the meaning of the words fruit or vegetable, and couldn't be arsed to find out.

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    13. Re:Bananas too by jbengt · · Score: 1

      So you're sayting that that fruit salad I ordered in place of soup is a vegetable?

  14. It's an issue of which "we" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I don't think the article is trying to say "we as a species didn't know these things." Clearly Doohan knew he helped write the Klingon language for the twenty years between doing so and his death. It's not a "discovery."

    "Each week the Magazine picks out snippets from the news, and compiles them into 10 Things We Didn't Know This Time Last Week. Here's an end of year almanac."

    It's just a neat little piece where the writers of the Magazine get together and list the most interesting things they learned while doing their jobs as reporters.

  15. Re:One thing you didn't know last year... by DAVEO · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    you outdid me.

    next year we're ON.

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  16. Only? by 4D6963 · · Score: 0
    "50. Only 36% of the world's newspapers are tabloid."

    lol. only 36%? Only the British could write such a thing!

    Btw, some of these facts could have been known more than one year ago... the title is weird

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  17. Gates/iPod by kitzilla · · Score: 2, Funny

    Actually, I believe Gates has been a major iPod fanboy for a long time ... going back, it would seem, to the days of the 5-1/4" floppy. Talk about an early adopter!

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    1. Re:Gates/iPod by Ruff_ilb · · Score: 1

      Actually, that's a pic of Gates using the winPod.

      Further proof that apple steals divine MS concepts. ;)

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  18. A bunch of hot air..... by jakebluez · · Score: 4, Funny

    66. The hotter it is, the more difficult it is for aeroplanes to take off. Air passengers in Nevada, where temperatures have reached 120F, have been told they can't fly.

    Funny. I was sure my flight instructor told me this the first day of flight school. I guess this explains the success of the European aerospace industry.

    1. Re:A bunch of hot air..... by mOoZik · · Score: 0

      Does it have to do with the density of fuel at such a temperature or what?

    2. Re:A bunch of hot air..... by Baron_Yam · · Score: 1

      I'd think hotter air would be thinner, what with all the molecules being more excited.

      However, on second thought I'd guess that whatever air mass is over the high temp zone would compress the air resulting in higher pressure, so the effects should cancel out. Never mind that planes have flown over hot deserts before...

      I'll admit I'm confused by this bit of information.

    3. Re:A bunch of hot air..... by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1
      Does it have to do with the density of fuel at such a temperature or what?

      The density of air is lower at higher temperatures. This makes it harder for the wings to generate lift. Incidently it also makes it harder to breathe. I always seem to have less trouble getting oxygen on my bike in cooler conditions.

    4. Re:A bunch of hot air..... by CthulhuDreamer · · Score: 1

      "Never mind that planes have flown over hot deserts before..."

      The problem is taking off, not staying airborne. The low pressure air means the plane needs to be going faster to generate enough lift to take off. Going faster means a longer takeoff run, and running out of pavement first can ruin your entire day.

    5. Re:A bunch of hot air..... by jakebluez · · Score: 3, Informative
      No the density of the air changes at higher heat. Normal aircraft performance is calculated for ISA (International Standard Atmosphere) as 1atm (29.92 in of Mercury) and about 60 degrees Fahrenheit (15 degrees Celsius, just to keep the Europeans happy).

      When air heats up the density decreases, and changes the pressure at sea level. A plane will perform worse at lower altitudes. In affect you are taking off at a lower altitude. Your wings have less mass to push against. Most people think that Bernoulli's Principal is what makes a plane fly, and while it plays a major role, more lift is created by the angle of attack angle of attack of the wing.

    6. Re:A bunch of hot air..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In affect you are taking off at a lower altitude.

      "effect", "higher".

    7. Re:A bunch of hot air..... by tomcres · · Score: 1

      I always found it funny that a state that largely consists of hot, arid desert is called "Nevada" ("snowed covered" in Spanish).. of course, it gets the name from the Rocky Mountains (specifically the Sierra Nevada), which are indeed snowed covered.. but I always thought it was a humorous name for the state.

    8. Re:A bunch of hot air..... by Deadstick · · Score: 1
      Hot weather reduces the density of the air, and that affects takeoff performance in two ways. First, the lift generated by the wing is proportional to the density and to the square of the airspeed. Reduce the density and you'll have to reach a higher speed to lift off.

      Second, the density affects the horsepower available from the engines. For non-supercharged piston engines the horsepower is approximately proportional to the density...for other types it's more complex.

      So on a hot day you have to accelerate to a higher speed with less power to do it with.

      Density declines with altitude too, so on a hot day at some of the high-elevation airports in the American southwest, you have to be very careful about computing how much runway you need and comparing it to how much you have.

      rj

    9. Re:A bunch of hot air..... by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 1

      The pressure shouldn't change much with temperature. The pressure at the Earth's surface is basically set by the weight of the overlying layers of atmosphere. (With slight changes due to inflow and outflow from a given location.) However, the *density* will change. (Remember good ol' PV=nRT.)

      If I did the quick calcuation right, the different in air density between freezing and 120 degree F is about 20 percent. Interestingly, that's about the same difference as between sea level and Denver. I am willing to bet that the Denver airport has longer runways in expecation of this, though. Why Neveda runways wouldn't be similarly lengthened in expectation of hot weather, I don't know.

      Of course, whether the plane can take off from a given runway has a lot do with the plane and its load. A heavily laden plane with a low lift to weight ratio is more affected than one with a high lift to thrust.

    10. Re:A bunch of hot air..... by scottyokim · · Score: 1

      Twenty years ago, I remember flying in and out of La Paz, Bolivia. The airport is at 13000 or so feet; the Bolivian airlines 727s could take off and land only between 7 PM and 7 AM local. And this was during their winter.

    11. Re:A bunch of hot air..... by rts008 · · Score: 0

      To over-simplfy it: the more air molecules in a given volume of " atmosphere", the more "interaction" between said "atmosphere" and aircraft. This is why ( correction:ONE of the reasons) NASA does not take into account aerodynamics in design of spacecraft, or even try to use propeller-driven craft in space (no "air" molecules to interact with).

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    12. Re:A bunch of hot air..... by Tesla+Tank · · Score: 1

      If you're talking about the space shuttle, it has to come back to Earth. If you're talking about rockets, it has to worry about the air friction while it's still in the Earth's atmosphere. Either case, I think NASA has to worry about aerodynamics of the spacecraft.

    13. Re:A bunch of hot air..... by brentyl2 · · Score: 1

      The primary reason for decreased aircraft performance at high air temperature is the reduced density of the air. The wings and other lift surfaces of the airplane need air mass to "push" against, and in hot air there is less air mass against which to "push". An airplane could not fly in a vacuum, for instance. This is why space-going rockets adjust direction using small booster rockets, not wings. This is also related to airplanes working best on takeoff and landing when they face into a headwind - the amount of airflow over the wings is greater, compared to a given ground speed, than in still air. If an airplane has to take off or land in a tailwind, it is exceedingly difficult and needs an awful lot of runway.

      My father flew jets in the Air Force, and he was stationed in Alaska for 3 years. He said it was the best flying he has ever done - incredibly cold, dense, "thick" air made the planes perform unbelieveably well. The downside was flying along at 20,000 feet and seeing mountaintops poking out of clouds. None of the AF pilots at the time ever hit Mt. McKinley, but he said it sure got several people's attention.

      After the AF he flew for America West Airlines in and of Phoenix. On hot summer days it was routine that passenger load limits or baggage limits would be enforced, because the aircraft did not have the ability to takeoff or land with a full load in the thin air. I'm sure there was a large safety margin there, but you get the point.

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    14. Re:A bunch of hot air..... by freeweed · · Score: 1

      15 degrees Celsius, just to keep the Europeans happy

      I think you mispelled "the rest of the world beyond the USA". I use metric, and I can assure you Canadians are not European in any way, shape, or form.

      When air heats up the density decreases, and changes the pressure at sea level. A plane will perform worse at lower altitudes. In affect you are taking off at a lower altitude.

      I'm confused, though. When the density of the air decreases, it's like being at a HIGHER altitude. Did you mean that a plane will perform worse at higher altitudes? Would make sense, as all planes have a flight ceiling above which they don't perform.

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  19. Re:One thing you didn't know last year... by Gertlex · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Haha... I just knew I'd come onto slashdot and find this. Certainly better than first post of a topic.

  20. Do you take... cash? Cha-Ching! by James_G · · Score: 4, Funny
    100. Musical instrument shops must pay an annual royalty to cover shoppers who perform a recognisable riff before they buy, thereby making a "public performance".

    No Stairway? Denied!

    1. Re:Do you take... cash? Cha-Ching! by Bullfish · · Score: 1

      So, if I have this right, if you suck, it's free.

    2. Re:Do you take... cash? Cha-Ching! by Howzer · · Score: 4, Funny

      The best guitar shop in Sydney, Australia has a sign:

      "Play 'Stairway' or 'Classical Gas' and we'll staple your elbows together."

      They're letting people off _way_ too easy IMO.

    3. Re:Do you take... cash? Cha-Ching! by fendragon · · Score: 1

      That was the PRS (Performing Rights Society) but there was so much uproar and publicity about how stupid it was that they backed down. Music shops do not have to pay a license fee to the PRS after all.

  21. 20 is obvious by twitter · · Score: 3, Funny
    20. The Queen has never been on a computer, she told Bill Gates as she awarded him an honorary knighthood.

    Obviously. Had she ever used his software, she would have cut off his head.

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    1. Re:20 is obvious by titzandkunt · · Score: 1


      "20. The Queen has never been on a computer, she told Bill Gates as she awarded him an honorary knighthood."

      Only 50% correct IMHO - I've seen some pretty convincing (and funny) porn fakes featuring her royal hotness. Or does she mean she's never used a computer? Dang!

      T&K.

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  22. I hope this one only applies to Brits... by bmvaughn · · Score: 1
    36. The average employee spends 14 working days a year on personal e-mails, phone calls and web browsing, outside official breaks, according to employment analysts Captor.

    Wait, so you're saying I have to start working on January 23rd?
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    1. Re:I hope this one only applies to Brits... by NerveGas · · Score: 1

      Just 14 days? That must mean... I'm... above average!

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  23. Animal Language by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    7. Baboons can tell the difference between English and French.

    Well, yeah. All animals you can communicate with verbally (dogs, cats, birds, etc.) learn the words you use, no matter what the language. If a dog's been taught commands in French, he's hardly going to respond to the English equivalents until he learns those as well. This is not new or exciting.

  24. MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    because he seems so insightful because I have been drinking!!!

  25. bill gates by Ruede · · Score: 1

    well i think it is more interessting that bill gates himself had spyware on his computer ^^
    afaik it was the reason for developing own anti spyware-software

    huhu mr. gates do not click on every funny picture or what so ever ;)

    1. Re:Bill Gates by philks · · Score: 1

      The Queen can knight whoever she wishes, however in the case of non-British citizens, they can only use the title Sir in the UK - it does not apply abroad.

    2. Re:Bill Gates by peterfa · · Score: 0

      What about Sir Linus, eh?

  26. In Soviet Russia... by Ruff_ilb · · Score: 3, Informative

    Russian translates YOU!

    Seriously though:

    Does this have anything to do with the Adlai Stevenson incident?

    "
    "Do you, Ambassador Zorin, deny that the U.S.S.R. has placed and is placing medium- and intermediate-range missiles and sites in Cuba?... Don't wait for the translation! Yes or no?" Zorin responded, "I am not in an American courtroom, sir, and I do not wish to answer a question put to me in the manner in which a prosecutor does-" Then Stevenson interrupted and said, "You are in the courtroom of world opinion right now, and you can answer yes or no. You have denied that they exist, and I want to know whether I have understood you correctly.... I am prepared to wait for my answer until hell freezes over, if that's your decision. And I am also prepared to present the evidence in this room."
    "

    (Hilarious site: http://www.suite101.com/article.cfm/world_language s/36160)

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    1. Re:In Soviet Russia... by DaHat · · Score: 1

      Yes, props for knowing it (or did you have to look it up?)

      One of the few great, cool and quotable things ever to happen at the UN I fear.

    2. Re:In Soviet Russia... by Ruff_ilb · · Score: 1

      I had to look it up, unfortunately.

      Way too young to know it from personal experience, and it's never something that's come up.

      Great quote though, I'll definitely remember it.

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    3. Re:In Soviet Russia... by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Correct. But what I'm really looking for is the reason Stevenson said "Don't wait for the translation." Which is also the reason the Star Trek reference is lame.

  27. First-born by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    "First-born children are less creative but more stable, while last-born are more promiscuous, says US research."
    So, what about only children?

    1. Re:First-born by game+kid · · Score: 2, Funny

      A mix of all three. In fact, let's take it bit by bit...

      more promiscuous

      Hot whores...

      less creative

      ...who make music that's not worth buying...

      but more stable

      ...and yet own mansions.


      So they grow up to become professional pop stars! w00t! (My apologies, I'm just jealous since I'm a last child...)

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    2. Re:First-born by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My girlfriend is an only child. I am 2nd last child. [an older sister, older brother, and a younger brother]
      From what I can tell, she's pretty balanced. Intercourse is something we enjoy together.
      But when it comes to serious matters she straightens up.

    3. Re:First-born by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any one who has read Enders game knows this tidbit =)

    4. Re:First-born by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't only children be first born?

  28. mnb Re:#65: Incorrect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Us lazy folks go boozing, meet chicks, get laid, have kids, spread our genes, win.

  29. Queen's Computer by rapidweather · · Score: 3, Interesting

    20. The Queen has never been on a computer, she told Bill Gates as she awarded him an honorary knighthood.
    I take her word for it, no computer in Buckingham Palace.
    Grandmotherly types (like the Queen) tend to say things like that. Basically, they want to make you look good. I'll bet Bill Gates felt 10 feet tall after she said that.
    In this day and age of new discoveries, etc. grandmothers have lots of material. Anyone ever had their grandmother say, "Who would ever have thought of such a thing!" concerning some new technology.
    Having said that, here is a link to a report that says the Queen apparently knows how to email school children, having set a record for the largest group email the Queen has ever sent.
    The Queen does not really touch the computer though, she has it done...
    But, did anyone see that picture of Pope John Paul II on his laptop?
    They took it down after he died, but he was supposedly answering email when the picture was taken. The top of the laptop had the papal crest, if that is what it is called.
    Here is a link to a statement from 1989 by John Paul II that has some sections concerning computers. What a great guy he was, we all miss him. Goodbye, 2005!

    1. Re:Queen's Computer by Fred+Ferrigno · · Score: 1

      For those too lazy to look it up themselves:
      Pope John Paul II using a laptop

      He looks pretty frail, so I doubt he was spending hours on WoW or anything.

    2. Re:Queen's Computer by slavemowgli · · Score: 1

      Miss him? The only reason why I'd miss that guy is that his successor is *even more* of a corrupt old bastard.

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    3. Re:Queen's Computer by tomcres · · Score: 1

      I hear, however, that although the Queen does not have a computer, she does have an iPod, since everyone has one these days...

    4. Re:Queen's Computer by tb3 · · Score: 1

      You do realize that photo is unique.
      It's the only Windows laptop in the world that has never crashed.

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  30. Re:One thing you didn't know last year... by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 1

    That I'd have first post 2006 on SlashDot!

    Yeah foor me!

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  31. Heeeeeeere Boy!!! by NapoleonDynamite · · Score: 0

    Number 7 is a gimme. Don't all domestic animals that respond to spoken commands recognize "languages"? Go to another nation, use your favorite "Here Boy" or "Here kitty kitty" on a foreign pet, and see how it works. You might want to use your handy translation book if you want that animal to come to you.

  32. Hmmm... by Tanmi-Daiow · · Score: 1

    "#23 In America it's possible to subpoena a dog."

    Hmmm....do i detect a hint of mockery of our right to subpoena whatever we wish?

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    1. Re:Hmmm... by Derling+Whirvish · · Score: 4, Funny
      Here are some real-life examples:

      One Hundred & Ninety-Nine Barrels of Whiskey v. United States, 94 U.S. 86

      UNITED STATES of America, Plaintiff, v. ONE 1988 PREVOST LIBERTY MOTOR HOME, Measuring 40 Feet in Length, also known by Vehicle Identification Number 2P9M33403J, and Bearing Oregon License Plate H998173, Defendant

      7 Fifths Old Grand-Dad Whiskey v. U.S., 158 F.2d 34

      Pennsylvania v. $7,000 in U.S. Currency, 742 A.2d 711

      Mayo v. Satan and His Staff 54 F.R.D. 282 This one is interesting because the judge threw out the case based on the fact that the plaintiff could not prove he served notice to the defendent (that being the aforenamed Mr. Satan and his staff in Hell).

  33. On the subject of wether the PS3 or the Xbox 360 or the revolution would win the next generation war IBM was heared to say "Money money money, were in the money". (If you have been paying attention it is not Sony vs MS vs Nintendo but IBM vs IBM vs IBM. I like a three horse race where there is only 1 horse.

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    1. Re:102 by tomcres · · Score: 1

      ...even funnier if you consider that IBM originally stood for "International Business Machines"... I don't think I'd last very long if I took an Xbox 360 to work.. unless I worked at a game publisher or retailer, I suppose ;-)

    2. Re:102 by Destoo · · Score: 1

      Yes.. The dinosaur is moving.

      And check out their "games on demand" division.
      (there are a few interesting intranet links, but here's one for the web. )

      I just wished their "On Demand" philosophy applied also to the job I'm doing. *sigh*

      I need a new manager.

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  34. 100 Things We Knew Then That We Don't Now by AndreiK · · Score: 1

    1. ...

    I really don't know.

  35. Number 11 by AndreiK · · Score: 2, Funny

    "11. One in 10 Europeans is allegedly conceived in an Ikea bed." I wonder if Ikea can take claims to those children as prior art?

    1. Re:Number 11 by Guppy06 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Depends. Does the child arrive requiring assembly and packaged with an Allen wrench?

  36. 78. One in 18 people has a third nipple ... by The+Sith+Lord · · Score: 1

    Of all the discoveries made the past few hundred years, this is clearly the most entertaining fact :D

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  38. 100 is nasty by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

    100. Musical instrument shops must pay an annual royalty to cover shoppers who perform a recognisable riff before they buy, thereby making a "public performance".

    Geez, the music industry is really grabbing every penny it can eh. What about charging a fee on my iPod because I might hum along? Cops patrolling the streets for illegal whistlers?

    I hope in 365 days we will have the following story "top 1000 things that happened in 2006 that nobody cared about: 1000 rampaging citizens slaughterd music execs and police cheered them on".

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    1. Re:100 is nasty by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

      Happy new year 1984!

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    2. Re:100 is nasty by slavemowgli · · Score: 1

      And it doesn't really make sense, either - why do music stores have to pay for something that their *customers* do and which they have no control over? A sign saying "please don't use copyrighted tunes and riffs when trying out the instruments" should be more than enough - but even that really *shouldn't* be necessary, because the store is not actually doing anything themselves.

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  39. All on one page! by Infe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wow! I can't believe all 100 things were on a single page, not even separated by giant ads! Just shows you can make a decent news site if you really want to...

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    1. Re:All on one page! by rdebath · · Score: 1

      The BBC is state subsisdised they never have real adverts (Tho the TV sometimes has space fillers... "What's on next week", etc)

      It helps keep the adverts in check on other channels (TV and Radio) to a small extent because it lets people feel how the world would be without adverts. That way the more abnoxious the ads get the more people switch to the BBC.

    2. Re:All on one page! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not subsidised by the state, it is mostly paid for by license payers.

      There is a difference.

    3. Re:All on one page! by SierraPete · · Score: 1

      Wow! I can't believe all 100 things were on a single page, not even separated by giant ads! Just shows you can make a decent news site if you really want to...

      Sure, if there's no need to have advertising when the total bill for the BBC is picked up by the people of the United Kingdom through Radio and TV licensing fees.

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    4. Re:All on one page! by rdebath · · Score: 1

      Only legally, while it's in theroy possible to get out of paying it's a lot of work proving it when "the man" comes knocking.

    5. Re:All on one page! by DerProfi · · Score: 1

      It's not subsidised by the state, it is mostly paid for by license payers.

      Oh please... It's paid for by license payers who are compelled by the government to either pay the license or face penalties (up to a £1000 fine with the [slim] possibility of jail time for fine defaulters.) Those license fees cover 75% of the operating expenses for UK Public Service Broadcasting. Explain how that's any different from a tax on TV owners to subsidize public broadcasting? If it walks like a state subsidy and quacks like a state subsidy, then it most defintely is a state subsidy--"a grant by a government to a private person or company to assist an enterprise deemed advantageous to the public."

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  40. Well that explains it then! by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1, Redundant

    "20. The Queen has never been on a computer, she told Bill Gates as she awarded him an honorary knighthood."

    If she had been on a computer, she would see how awful Windows really is, and would have given Bill Gates something else instead of Knighthood.

    "Mr. Gates, we have used Windows, and we are not amused! The screen turned blue, before we could save our document."

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    1. Re:Well that explains it then! by CaptKilljoy · · Score: 1

      "Mr. Gates, we have used Windows, and we are not amused! The screen turned blue, before we could save our document."

      Great, now you've got me visualizing Queen Elizabeth II replacing Ellen Feiss in that Apple switch commercial.

      "It devoured my royal proclamation. It was a really good proclamation."
      "And then I had to do it again and I had to do it fast so it wasn't as stately."

    2. Re:Well that explains it then! by Llywelyn · · Score: 1

      It was like beep beep beep... *ducks*

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  41. 100 Things That I did not know eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I see on the link to the BBC's list there is a picture of poppies. I can't find anywhere in the list a reference to poppies or any thing related to them. What is up with that? Maybe i'm missing something...

    -- Anonymous Coward

    1. Re:100 Things That I did not know eh? by Kredal · · Score: 1

      Something they do every weekend there is a "picture of 10 items" contest... This week, they're doing the "100 things" list, and showing off their favorite "10 things" pictures. None of the pictures have anything to do with the list, they're just filler.

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  42. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 0

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  43. Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    "2. Mohammed is now one of the 20 most popular names for boys born in England and Wales."

    Scary.

    A plane flies into the World Trade Centre? Mohammed Atta. A gunman shoots up the El Al counter at Los Angeles airport? Hesham Mohamed Hedayet. A sniper starts killing petrol station customers around Washington, DC? John Allen Muhammed. A guy fatally stabs a Dutch movie director? Mohammed Bouyeri. A terrorist slaughters dozens in Bali? Noordin Mohamed. A gang-rapist in Sydney? Mohammed Skaf.

    1. Re:Wow by The+Ilia · · Score: 0

      At least now they know who to watch out for in the future.

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    2. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A guy blows up the Alfred P. Murrah building, his name's Mohammed too!

        Please. That's like pointing out that "John" is a really common name then rattling off "John Dillinger, John Wayne Gacy, and John Hinckley Junior! Booga-booga!" (Except those guys are white, so they're not all scary and arabiac.) Try stepping back and getting a broad view once and a while.

    3. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How the hell does the name matter?

    4. Re:Wow by miyako · · Score: 1

      Makes sense, if Mohammed is a common name in the general population- then it make sense that the name would also be common in the population of criminals.

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    5. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most muslims are white. "Aryan" comes from Iran you retard. Why don't you speak for your own race instead of attacking wherever the fucking kikes point?

    6. Re:Wow by CowboyBob500 · · Score: 1
      That's because although the UK is officially a Christian country, there are many more practicing Muslims here than Christians. Loads of old churches have been turned into other things as their congregation died off from old age. For example in my home city I can think of 3 examples of this off the top of my head:-

      1. Norwich Arts Centre - a music venue - I've seen Nirvana and Oasis there for example - once a church
      2. Cinama city - now a cinema - once a church
      3. St Andrew's Hall - hosts the Norwich Beer Festival amongst other things - once a church

      Note, I do not necessarily see this as a bad thing since it stops Tony Blair from having to bow to the pressure of the "God Squad", unlike some other world leaders...

      Bob
  44. Isn't it irrelevant to have...? by XnavxeMiyyep · · Score: 1

    Isn't it irrelevant to have things that weren't true this time last year on the list, like that (#1) the first cell phone call was made twenty years ago. It wasn't true last year at this time, so you couldn't really "know" it, although you would be able to know that it would eventually be a twenty year time span since the first cell phone call.

    And then there are things like #76, the day when most suicides occurred in the UK between 1993 and 2002 was 1 January, 2000. How could this not have been determined at this time last year? I'm pretty sure that last year was 2005, which was three years after 2002.

    And I guess #99, The Japanese word "chokuegambo" describes the wish that there were more designer-brand shops on a given street, assumes that before now, nobody knew Japanese...

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  45. #1. First mobile phone call by haydon4 · · Score: 2, Funny

    FTA: The UK's first mobile phone call was made 20 years ago this year, when Ernie Wise rang the Vodafone head office, which was then above a curry shop in Newbury.

    Was the guy on the other end named Watson by any chance?

  46. Last year this time? by ultramk · · Score: 2, Funny

    Personally, I didn't know where my pants were.

    Long story.

    m-

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    1. Re:Last year this time? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hehe.

      I hear ya! Happy fucking new year!

  47. The Queen's story doesn't add up by johnny99 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    She tells Bill Gates she's never used a computer, but according to a number of internet history sources, for instance this one she was the first head of state to send email, back in 1976.

    The fact that freaked me out most is that british members of parliament share communal hairbrushes. That's just so very very strange.

    1. Re:The Queen's story doesn't add up by Arivia · · Score: 1

      She herself might not have used it-she might have dictated her email to a secretary, scribe, or other servant as appropriate.

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    2. Re:The Queen's story doesn't add up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1976
      Elizabeth II, Queen of the United Kingdom sends out an email on 26 March from the Royal Signals and Radar Establishment (RSRE) in Malvern

      UUCP (Unix-to-Unix CoPy) developed at AT&T Bell Labs and distributed with UNIX one year later.

  48. RIAA ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    100. Musical instrument shops must pay an annual royalty to cover shoppers who perform a recognisable riff before they buy, thereby making a "public performance".

  49. Nothing that we "didn't know" by Mr.+Freeman · · Score: 1

    This is all stuff that has happened, not stuff that we didn't know.
    Such as the one about some name being the most popular name or the one about this being the 20th anniversary of the first mobile phone call.

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  50. You are a moron. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Google does not see slashdot sigs. You are not googlebombing anything, you are just looking like a dumbass.

    1. Re:You are a moron. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He must be doing something right.

  51. Re:One thing you didn't know last year... by sqrt(2) · · Score: 1

    Not quite. (PST)

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  52. Damn the music industry by tsa · · Score: 1

    100. Musical instrument shops must pay an annual royalty to cover shoppers who perform a recognisable riff before they buy, thereby making a "public performance".

    Little things like this make me mad.

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    1. Re:Damn the music industry by Damer+Face · · Score: 1

      My Dad listens to music in his dental surgery and has been told by the BDA to pay a similar royalty.

  53. True, however it should be noted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... that if you can get both utilities (or better yet, 3 or 4 railroads) really early in the game, you can make quite a killing, since there is no building cost other than the initial investments. Sure, you won't bankrupt anyone with just utilities or just the railroads, but they make for some solid income to help in building other monopolies.

    As a result, these are the very last properties I ever mortgage if the need arises since their standalone value exceeds that of any colored properties without housing. (Boardwalk at the double rent of $100 would also be one of the last properties I would mortgage.)

  54. Actually... by Kasis · · Score: 1

    I guess the distinction is slightly blurred, depending whether you're speaking to a cook, scientist or farmer.

    Bananas are herbs and tomatoes are fruits according to this website.

    http://www.askoxford.com/asktheexperts/faq/aboutot her/banana

  55. The purple ones? Seriously? Nobody lands on those! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The two indigo properties are quite possibly the least landed on out of all properties on the entire board. They're both in pretty bad spots. Mediterranean Avenue is impossible to reach from Go (which itself is a relatively high-traffic spot, with 2 cards leading directly to it.) Baltic is not exactly in a good spot either, although it can on rare cases be reached from Go. I often find one of these two to be one of the last purchased properties merely due to (lack of) landing frequency (and lack of interest.)

    Baltic & Mediterranean Avenues are only useful if you get them both very early in the game, which does not happen often at all, even with trades. I easily make more money off the utilities with their better positioning on the board (and with a card leading to them.)

    As for placing tax money on Free Parking, yeah I used to do that too, but the problem is that it tends to prolong the game too much, since more income stays in the game (and away from the bank.) It is one of the few checks and balances in the game (along with the dreaded Street Repairs cards) that keeps people from getting too much money. I have since then found it more fun to play by the strict rules, and the games tend to be shorter, which is a plus. Monopoly is already a long enough game, especially if you play with stingy people who don't like to make risky deals.

  56. #7 needs correction. We all knew this since 1776 by layer3switch · · Score: 0, Troll

    "7. Baboons can tell the difference between English and French. Zoo keepers at Port Lympne wild animal park in Kent are having to learn French to communicate with the baboons which had been transferred from Paris zoo."

    We all knew French and baboons share same ancestry.

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  57. #20 by fatmal · · Score: 1

    If #20 is true, and the Queen has never used a computer, how does she load her iPod, and given her somewhat 'proper' speech, does she call it a wePod?

    Link at http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/newsid_4100000/n ewsid_4104900/4104922.stm

  58. Bill Gates by peterfa · · Score: 0

    Our ol' pal Billy here is American. The Queen cannot knight a non-English man, right?

  59. Jews Jaywalking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "8. Devout Orthodox Jews are three times as likely to jaywalk as other people, according to an Israeli survey reported in the New Scientist. The researchers say it's possibly because religious people have less fear of death."

    Or maybe it is because Jewish people tend to be wealthier and therefore fear getting a ticket less because it will have little economic impact on them.

    1. Re:Jews Jaywalking by srussia · · Score: 0

      Or maybe because they are 100 times more likely to walk on Shabbat (i.e. not drive).

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  60. There is a London monopoly edition by Master+Of+Ninja · · Score: 3, Informative

    Having a look at the Wikipedia Monopoly article, you can easily see that the London edition was the 2nd edition made, and came out the year after the Atlantic City edition. The London edition (which is also apparently the standard UK and Commonwealth edition) is the one the BBC uses so the street names are correct. Forgetting the localised editions, the 'London" edition would probably be competing with the Atlantic City version in worldwide numbers.

    1. Re:There is a London monopoly edition by Staplerh · · Score: 2, Informative
      Having a look at the Wikipedia Monopoly article, you can easily see that the London edition was the 2nd edition made, and came out the year after the Atlantic City edition. The London edition (which is also apparently the standard UK and Commonwealth edition) is the one the BBC uses so the street names are correct.


      Not all the Commonwealth countries use the UK edition. I know in Canada, we use the American version.
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  61. Scurge of mankind by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

    Ha, I can tell you now that Portsmouth has Westminster beat for chewing gum per square meter. Dropping gum should be punishable by having it picked up and stuck in your hair. Preferably your pubic hair.

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  62. What about... by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

    The National Security Agency has been spying on the communications of people within the United States without a warrant since 2001. Though I suppose the folks at the New York Times knew that this time last year (they just didn't feel like sharing).

  63. Number 30.. by WarwickRyan · · Score: 1

    > 30. There are an estimated 1,000 people
    > in the UK in a persistent vegetative state. ..and most of those work in Parliment.

  64. The universally understood equal sign by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I liked this one:

    19. The = sign was invented by 16th Century Welsh mathematician Robert Recorde, who was fed up with writing "is equal to" in his equations. He chose the two lines because "noe 2 thynges can be moare equalle".

    I've still never understood why programming languages use the ugly == sign to mean "is equal to" when the universally understood = has been around for over 400 years. I still cringe when people use == in everyday writing to mean equal. Neither have I come across a single convincing explanation as to why programming language designers felt the need to redefine what = means in a language (laziness in typing, convenience or expediency are not convincing reasons IMO)

    1. Re:The universally understood equal sign by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Originally = was used for both assignment and the comparison operator, later languages no longer allowed a character to be this ambiguous. Since assignments are more common than comparison operations it made sense to give the assignment the shorter name and rename the operator. In math you can use = both as a definition and an operator, a computer has to know whether it should return a bool or assign a value.

      Why did programmers feel the need to introduce the imperative paradigm when reassigning variables is not allowed in math?

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    2. Re:The universally understood equal sign by displaced80 · · Score: 1

      It's because of the need in some syntaxes to clearly differentiate between "is equal to" and "becomes set to".

      The C family tend to use == as a comparison, and = as assignment. IIRC, Pascal used := for assignment but kept = for comparison.

      Of course, there's plenty of languages which use context to decide what the symbol means... but that only seems to be the case with more 'wordy' languages (VB f'rex).

      Languages redefined what &&, *, |, ^, !, and a heap of other stuff meant. :)

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    3. Re:The universally understood equal sign by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      I've never understood this ambiguity issue.

      If it's in a condition, it's not an assignment, or if it is, it's non-sensical. Who wants to have an assignment prior to a condition for equality?

    4. Re:The universally understood equal sign by thomasa · · Score: 1

      Programming languages use = more often as an assignment
      rather than an equals. := is also used as an assignment symbol. There are other variations. == is used to distinquish equals from the = assignment. The main problem
      derives from programmers and language developers using ASCII based terminals to write programs where fancy symbols do not exist.

    5. Re:The universally understood equal sign by mallardtheduck · · Score: 1

      So what does a=b=c mean?
      Do we want to set a and b equal to c, or do we want to set a equal to the truth value of (a=b)?

    6. Re:The universally understood equal sign by KDR_11k · · Score: 2, Interesting
      If it's in a condition, it's not an assignment, or if it is, it's non-sensical.

      Those languages don't allow for context-dependent meanings. That may be important for some parsers (the language is no longer context free) and it increases readability. Plus it's harder to handle if you have an interactive mode since you really no longer know what the user wants.

      Who wants to have an assignment prior to a condition for equality?

      Because then
      If (A = B) Then
        C = True
      Else
        C = False
      Fi
      can be turned into
      C = A == B
      which is both faster to write and easier to understand (C is now equivalent to the expression A == B). Plus it's easier to prove.
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    7. Re:The universally understood equal sign by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Computer memory is stateful. It's efficient to destructively modify your previous state as an algorithm progresses, but it's expensive to make a modified copy of your previous state (or share most but not all of the structure of your previous state) and difficult to prove that your previous state will never be used again so it's safe to optimize out the copying or sharing and modify it in place. Remember, in the 60s and 70s, cycles were so expensive there was real resistance to start using assemblers and then compilers instead of grad students. Elegance wasn't a good enough reason to take such a large hit on speed.

    8. Re:The universally understood equal sign by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      while ((c=getchar()) != EOF) {

      }

  65. CDs by Galley_SimRacer · · Score: 0

    "28. The British buy the most compact discs in the world - an average of 3.2 per year, compared to 2.8 in the US and 2.1 in France." WTF? I buy that many in a month; often more.

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  66. #7 = Duh by rikkards · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Same with Dogs. My wife had taken in a stray at one point and couldn't get it to sit by saying "Sit" so she said it in French; the dog sat.

    1. Re:#7 = Duh by chawly · · Score: 1

      What exactly did she say to the dog ?

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  67. And what we won't know until this time... by 3seas · · Score: 1

    ... next year.....

    Did they remove any of the gum in 2006 Or are they having a tour for who chew'ed what gum?

  68. Whoa whoa by connah0047 · · Score: 0

    #28: The British buy the most compact discs in the world - an average of 3.2 per year, compared to 2.8 in the US and 2.1 in France.
    I didn't realize you could buy 3.2 of a CD. How do they manage that?
    #32. "Restaurant" is the most mis-spelled word in search engines.
    They misspelled "mis-spelled". It's not hyphenated.
    38. Nasa boss Michael Griffin has seven university degrees: a bachelor's degree, a PhD, and five masters degrees.
    While this is impressive, we didn't know this last year?
    45. C3PO and R2D2 do not speak to each other off-camera because the actors don't get on.
    They don't get on WHAT?
    54. Deep Throat is reportedly the most profitable film ever. It was made for $25,000 (£13,700) and has grossed more than $600m.
    What do you expect from porn?
    78. One in 18 people has a third nipple.
    You mean to tell me every 18th person I pass has a third nipple? BS. You couldn't pay me to believe that crap.
    92. You are 176 times more likely to be murdered than to win the National Lottery.
    Yes, but #61 says you can bet on your own death! It's a win-win situation!

  69. vegetative state by tverbeek · · Score: 1
    30. There are an estimated 1,000 people in the UK in a persistent vegetative state.

    I had no idea the House of Lords was so large!

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    1. Re:vegetative state by chawly · · Score: 1

      But how big is the House of Commons ? And the sum of the 2 - Lords + Commons ? Could make up the number by counting in some senior Civil Servants. Get to 1000 easy.

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  70. Re:20 is obvious (and wrong) by waterford0069 · · Score: 1

    I do know that she used e-mail (probably a promotional stunt for a University) in the 1970's. So while she's probably never used one for anything of any value (I have people for that), she will atleast have pressed the Enter key on some terminal somewhere (and that terminal hass probably been bronsed, and had a nice plaque attached to it).

  71. filthy koalas by tezbobobo · · Score: 1

    93. Koalas have fingerprints exactly like humans (although obviously smaller).

    Finger prints were until this point thought to be unique, however a freak koala finding has rendered much ID hardware useless.

  72. #30 Small Time by sgt+scrub · · Score: 1
    30. There are an estimated 1,000 people in the UK in a persistent vegetative state.

    The US has an estimated 1,000 people in vegetative state for each metal concert.

    Texas IS a vegetative state.

    And of course.

    Slightly more than 50% of the US voting population are more or less in a consistant vegetative state. "Duh huh huh ba you"
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  73. Bic biro? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I like how they put Bic and biro in one sentence ...

  74. 4,000 Holes by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    The London borough of Westminster has an average of 20 pieces of chewing gum for every square metre of pavement.

    Oh yeah, I know there are 4,000 holes in Blackburn Lankashire. John Lennon told me.

    1. Re:4,000 Holes by dow · · Score: 1

      Thats Lancashire, I live here, I know. But still, things get posted to me from the UK and sometimes people still spell it with a K or sometimes things go to Preston, Lanarkshire ill educated nimwits. How many brain cells did I wipe out last night.?

  75. #22 Finger length by pingveno · · Score: 1

    The shorter the index finger is compared to the ring finger, the more boisterous he will be, University of Alberta researchers said.

    So if my index finger is longer than my ring finger, does that make me a wuss?

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  76. IRS needs a court order for any action against you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now why did the media not make that a top story? Did you hear about this?

    If the IRS needs to go to a court and have a hearing before issuing a levy or seizing any property, then you get notice of that hearing and can ask them where the hell they get the jurisdiction and then they have to prove jurisdiction.

    They never had jurisdiction in the States, and they can't tax the people directly, it's been a big bluff all this time.

    Search around the net, read and get informed, then you need to understand how much the media is under government control.

    http://givemeliberty.org/

    Think I'm a nut? Then you live in ignorance because it's a fact!

  77. WHAT?! by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

    100. Musical instrument shops must pay an annual royalty to cover shoppers who perform a recognisable riff before they buy, thereby making a "public performance".

    I dunno if that applies in the USA, but if so, well, screw paying for sheet music anymore too.

  78. simply things the AUTHOR didn't know by jpellino · · Score: 1

    this was all known by some - the author just learned them this year.

    e.g., millions of chiliheads and foodies know what scovilles are.

    the article and post imply "we" as in this was all knew klnowledge to "us" the human race this year.

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  79. That's a new thing? by ta+bu+shi+da+yu · · Score: 1

    "39. Australians host barbecues at polling stations on general election days." That's something people didn't know already? Wow!

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  80. Congratulations by ta+bu+shi+da+yu · · Score: 1

    You are the first person in 2006 to point out to another person that they are a geek. Now let's all move on.

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  81. ipod or mp3 player? by globaljustin · · Score: 1

    Does the author of this article know the difference between an ipod and an mp3 player?

    it's possible they don't, since many non-techies call all mp3 players 'ipods'

    I find it hard to believe Gates does not own ONE type of mp3 player or another...ipod or not

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  82. Re:boring by U1timateZer0 · · Score: 0

    How shit, indeed! (Best [worst] line EFFAR!!!)

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  83. Re:Number 30... slight correction by chawly · · Score: 1

    Most are members of Parliament

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  84. Coconuts by meiao · · Score: 1

    here in brazil we play soccer with coconuts

  85. Compact Interest (arf) by Dogsbody_D · · Score: 1
    I didn't quite get this:

    >>28. The British buy the most compact discs in the world..

    So how compact are the discs elsewhere?