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  1. Re:will python do what java had originally intende on Nokia Offers Python For Series 60 Cellphones · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Well, I just tried a "sleep 60" in both j2me and python on my Zaurus 6000SL.

    j2me: VSZ 11952, RSS 3404, in 4 threads.

    python 2.3.3: VSZ 2676, RSS 2284, in 1 thread.

    That gives python only a little bit bigger footprint than bash. Not too shabby, considering what it can do.

  2. "Modified" power lines? on Gigabit Transfer Rates Over Power Lines? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Let me guess; the modification is to glue a fibre-optic cable onto it.

  3. Aw man, not again. on New Comet for the New Year · · Score: 5, Funny
    I hate these "naked eye" events. I love astronomy, but I'm frankly embarrassed about having to stand out in my yard buck naked just to look at a comet or meteor shower. My neighbours all think I'm a freak.

    Could somebody please explain to me why I have to be naked to view these things? It's especially nasty now in January.

  4. Where's my flying car? on Engineered Enhancers Closer Than You Think · · Score: 3, Funny
    I want my goddamned flying car. It's been promised for fifty years now. Stuff your nanotech, bases on Mars, and robotic maids:

    WHERE'S MY GODDAMNED FLYING CAR???

  5. Technocluelessness on Wireless Mouse with no Batteries · · Score: 5, Funny
    I usually avoid wireless mice like the plague (even the vaunted MX900 and MX1000) due to mouse lag attributed to the use of RF communication.

    Right; this mouse uses Subspace Communication (tm Star Trek). Not this old-fashioned RF stuff.

    Whatever the BF does, it has essentially eliminated wireless mouse lag (I am guessing it has to do with the use of RFID

    Ah. "RFID". Cue the "Princess Bride" I-do-not-think-that-word-means-what-you-think-it means quotes.

    and the fact that the receiver is never further than a few inches from the mouse).

    Let's see, RF at 3E8 m/s will cover one inch in about... 85 picoseconds. Yes, I'm sure RF propagation has always been the cause of your lag. Definitely when your mouse is on the moon and the computer is on earth.

    Oh wait, I forgot. This device doesn't use RF. It uses... RFID.

    I give up.

  6. Simpler than that on Math Whiz Breaks Calculation Record · · Score: 5, Informative
    The root is not allowed to end in a zero, because that would have the result end in thirteen zeroes which makes it, um, so much simpler I guess.

    That leaves you with a mere... 7,193,306 possible roots to memorize.

    I don't know how they do it, but I am familiar with modulo-10 math "tricks". For example, did you know that if you add up the individial digits in any number and the result is divisible by 3, then the original number is divisible by 3? For example "621". 6+2+1=9, and so 621 is divisible by 3 (Try it: 621/3=207).

    13th root has similar magic: the 13th root of any number will have the same last digit as the number you are trying to take the root of. For example, the 13th root of 2235879388560037062539773567 is 127. Notice that they both end in 7. An integer and its 13th power always ends in the same digit. Try it.

    The point is, that little trick itself reduces the problem space by a factor of 10 right there. So I'm assuming they've studied and learned further tricks like these. Ask them for the 11th root of the same number and they'll probably come up completely blank.

  7. Re:Eyes on Thin CRTs to Challenge LCDs in 2005 · · Score: 5, Funny
    reflected light is more 'natural'.

    Gosh. Do the photons come with little tags that say "organically grown"?

  8. Re:Linux is the future. on Hands Down, Palm is Now Number Two · · Score: 1
    The Zaurus 6000 could have become big. The user interface needed only minor tweaking. If only it had had GSM built it (smartphone like) + some good voip software + a call plan where email and instant messenging would have been free...

    It does have decent VOIP software. I have ZiaxPhone installed on my 6000SL and it works fine.

    The mike and speaker are on the backside of the unit, so I do look a little odd standing there talking to the backside of my PDA, but it works great.

  9. I'm about to blow my geek fuses on MSN Search Roundup · · Score: 1
    Beta MSN search for "Why Microsoft sucks: 1,306,969 hits

    Beta MSN search for "Why Linux sucks": 1,112,635 hits

    On the other hand, if I do the same search on Google, I get more hits for Linux sucking than Microsoft.

    I think I'll go into a corner and wring my hands and babble to myself for a while...

  10. Get Celestia on Martian Moon Phobos in Detail · · Score: 1
    here.

    Then you too go to Phobos and marvel how loomingly big Mars is above you. Or bekow you, depending on how you feel.

    A truly awesome Universe simulator.

  11. Re:This begs the question: on IBM Retakes Fastest Supercomputer Title · · Score: 1
    My ancient palmpilot can beat pretty well anybody on the street at chess.

    Get over chess fetish already. It's not what humans are best for.

  12. Oh sure on IBM Retakes Fastest Supercomputer Title · · Score: 2, Funny

    But can it play Doom3?

  13. Re:Which is really surprising to me on Decompiling Java · · Score: 1
    I'm astounded that Sun javac doesn't do the obvious optimization. I wrote a test program with and without the "== true" part, and here's the diffs (the test prog just println's the result). What the hell?
    < 15: iconst_1
    < 16: if_icmpne 23
    < 19: iconst_1
    < 20: goto 24
    < 23: iconst_0
    < 24: invokevirtual #6; //Method java/io/PrintStream.println:(Z)V
    < 27: return
    ---
    > 15: invokevirtual #6; //Method java/io/PrintStream.println:(Z)V
    > 18: return
  14. Re: an albeit lengthy process? on NetBSD Chooses New Logo · · Score: 1
    My personal pet peeve is "for all intensive purposes".

    Well, that's a whole new level of confusion, because it's an entire phrase that's being misunderstood rather than just a single word. The phrase (as you know) is "for all intents and purposes", which makes perfect sense, while "intensive purposes" is utter nonsense.

    That said, I think "for all intents and purposes" is not a phrase that should be used at all. It's a cliche. Empty calories in a good sentence.

    Personally I think I'd be happy if people just stopped confusing "lose" and "loose".

  15. I can do it in my car on Saving Huygens · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I've got ham radio gear in my car.

    I had a friend key up a dead carrier on 446 MHz while standing at the side of the road, put my car radio in SSB mode (which makes the dead carrier sound like a plain sine wave) and then I drove past him at around 100 km/hr.

    At that speed, it causes a total shift of around 80 Hz, which is easily heard by ear. Quite cool.

  16. Don't forget the "average" win on 'Tit for Tat' Defeated In Prisoner's Dilemma Challenge · · Score: 1
    Mutual cooperation (which TfT's get when they meet) lead to each player getting 0.5 years, for an average of 0.5 years.

    The "sacrificial" algorithm described in this article means the defector gets 0 years, but the cooperator gets 10 years, for an average of a whopping 5 years. That stinks; the only way to get worse is to do constant mutual defection (for an average of 6 years).

    Most PD games I've seen in the past have involved "community", or team, scores. In those situations, TfT has always done well because they get the best possible average score when they meet each other, and the only way to beat TfT is to do chronic defection, which leads to a pretty pyrrhic victory, because your only advantage over the TfT was the one single defection you did at the start.

    If I had to live in a PD society, I'd pick a TfT one in a flash!

  17. shoulders of giants on The Greatest And The Luckiest Of Mortals · · Score: 3, Funny

    Or, as is the case for me and most others, "if I have failed to see further, it is because giants are standing on my shoulders".

  18. Re:Kiss that stream good bye on X Prize Launch At Mojave Spaceport [updated: success!] · · Score: 1
    I don't know how to say this without coming off sounding unpleasant, but being old enough to have seen the moon landing live, I can assure you that nothing since has even come close in emotional impact.

    People popping suborbital launches is actually a bit of a downer to me. We did that sort of stuff in 1959. We were supposed to have moon bases by now, and manned missions to mars, and of course a huge von Braun style space station (as depicted in 2001: A Space Odyssey, back in 1968 fercryinoutloud).

  19. Re:Explaining 0.10.1 on Firefox 0.10.1 Released, Fixes Security Hole · · Score: 2, Funny
    First of all, because Firefox performs so well people tend to forget this is still beta-software!

    Hmm. Can I report it as a bug that Firefox is not behaving like beta software should?

  20. Re:I told my daughter... on Children's Books for Geek Parents? · · Score: 2, Funny
    ... that Daddy tells computers what to do.

    You're going to have a lot to answer for the first time she stumbles into a porn site or gets some viagra spam.

  21. Re:Rule of equations in school on General Solution for Polynomial Equations? · · Score: 1
    When I was teaching calculus I made an exam where every answer was 2. I was sort of amused watching the students faces as they at first started doubting themselves, then slowly got the "joke."

    Now, if you were a real bastard, you would have made the last question come out to 1 instead.

    Then sit back and watch as all the students frantically try to figure their "mistake" on that question.

  22. Re:Safety test on China Goes Nuclear · · Score: 3, Funny
    Oh fine, but what happens if somebody strolls by and accidentally knocks the whole PBR into a vat of heavy water (D2O), which somebody earlier clumsily spilled a subcritical mass of plutonium into, and the vat also happens to be an excellent neutron reflector, and then a fifty-ton lid then suddenly falls over the whole thing???

    It's a disaster waiting to happen! I've got you there, admit it.

  23. Re:Never understood that. on Transparent Aluminum Is Here · · Score: 2, Funny
    I always assumed that at some point, somebody spilled their tea on their crotch, got a nasty burn, and sued the bejeesus out of McDonalds^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H the replicator manufacturing company.

    And so, after that, all replicators were programmed to only serve warm tea, unless the user specifically asked for "hot".

  24. Re:My spamproofing on A Day In The Life Of A Spammer · · Score: 2, Informative
    Once mail gets past the ipcheck/spamhaus, it gets filed to a spam folder which I check occasionally, so there's no problem there.

    Most false positives have come from weird mail clients that don't put me on to "To:" line. It's typically some friend doing a "mass mailing" to all his buddies. I don't recommend the ^To:" filter if you're worried about false positives.

    The ipcheck/spamhaus stuff, however, blocks delivery completely which is indeed a different problem. But here it gets interesting.

    Spammers try to deliver once, and never retry if rejected. By contrast, real mailservers retry if the ipcheck fails (because the reject code is marked as "temporary"). I have a logscanner that tells me if some site has been retrying for 24 hours, and if it looks legit I just add it to the trusted site list.

    spamhaus rejected stuff bounces back to the sender. I've has one case of a legit business being bounced this way, but they didn't mind because it revealed to them that they DID in fact have a zombied machine on their intranet that was spamming! Once they fixed that, they quickly got delisted and all was well again.

    But in short, since I don't run a business, false positives don't worry me much. If I were to run a business, I think I'd stick to just the spamhaus and bogus-html checks. Spamhaus rbl is very reliable and effective.

  25. My spamproofing on A Day In The Life Of A Spammer · · Score: 5, Informative
    I use postfix, but sendmail can do the same:
    1. reject_unknown_client is on. This means that a connecting client MUST have a reverse-dns lookup for its IP, and the resulting name MUST resolve back into that IP. This alone blocks most spammers before their client can even begin to send a message.
    2. I use xbl.spamhaus.org. This is a wonderful thing. This blocks not only any box known to spam, but also any box found to be infested by some virus, ie zombies. Once again, this stops them dead before the message even starts.
    3. In the unlikely event that they get past those hurdles, I have a homebrewed filter that watches for bogus HTML tags, since they like to intersperse bogus empty tags in the middle of words in order to foil content-based filters. This simple filter actually blocks 90% of anything that made it that far.
    4. Spamassassin. The few brave soldiers of spam that got this far rarely pass this. I leave this filter near the end because it's rather CPU intensive...
    5. Finally, a simple procmail rule: If my name isn't in the "To:" or "Cc:" line, file it as spam.
    I haven't seen a spam message in, uh, maybe a year or two?