I would like to comment on the upcoming movie 'Sum of All Fears', based on a T.Clancy novel of the same name.
In the book, the villians were arab terrorists. In the movie, it looks like they changed it to some generic 'neo-fascist', in the name of polical correctness.
For this act, hollywood and tom clancy can go suck mohammads dick. Not only would old mo' be happy, him being a major man-fapper, it would make hollywood/clancy happy, since they obviously enjoying performing fap-ful acts to muslims to keep them happy.
The only use I can see for allah is as some sort of ass-toy.
Of course Gentoo Linux sucks scrotum. It has such a 'simple' and 'easy to use' install interface, that Slashdot has to writeup instructions on how to use it.
Do yourseld a favor, and get a copy of Windows XP Home Edition. Much better, and there is actually software available.
Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Vermont as far from humanity as possible. Sam sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet. After six months or so of almost total isolation, he's finishing dinner when someone knocks on his door. He opens it and there is a big, bearded Vermonter standing there.
"Name's Hemos... Your neighbor from four miles over the ridge... Having a party Saturday... Thought you'd like to come."
"Great," says Sam, "after six months of this I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you."
As Hemos is leaving he stops, "Gotta warn you there's gonna be some drinkin'."
"Not a problem... After 25 years in the computer business, I can drink with the best of 'em."
Again, as he starts to leave Hemos stops. "More 'n' likely gonna be some fightin' too."
"Damn", Sam thinks... "Tough crowd." "Well, I get along with people. I'll be there. Thanks again."
Once again Hemos turns from the door. "I've seen some wild sex at these parties, too."
"Now that's not a problem" says Sam, "Remember I've been alone for six months! I'll definitely be there... By the way, what should I wear?"
Hemos stops in the door again and says, "Whatever you want, just gonna be the two of us."
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I would like to comment on the upcoming movie 'Sum of All Fears', based on a T.Clancy novel of the same name.
In the book, the villians were arab terrorists. In the movie, it looks like they changed it to some generic 'neo-fascist', in the name of polical correctness.
For this act, hollywood and tom clancy can go suck mohammads dick. Not only would old mo' be happy, him being a major man-fapper, it would make hollywood/clancy happy, since they obviously enjoying performing fap-ful acts to muslims to keep them happy.
The only use I can see for allah is as some sort of ass-toy.
Do you know how to winnuke /. ? It keeps giving me errors.
He used LINUX to hax0r up that fine fishing article. LINUX lets you do anything you want, except get a date or take a shower.
Your comment smacks of linux!!!!
That Greenpeace members have recently been videotaped having sex with a beached whale. How does that make you feel?
In a fight, Jesus would kick mohammads ass so bad, not even a camel would let old mo' mount up.
Take your s.hawkings definition of speed AND BLOW IT OUT YOUR LIMEY ASS.
I would expand on your idea and state that linux itself is for fags.
10 PRINT "You did NOT get first post"
//Since you are slow, you failed. Commit Hari-kari
20 GOTO 10
RUN
FIRSTLY, I'd like to say, "FUCK LINUX", with arms akimbo!
Japan is in the midst of the longest recession of any industrial nation, ever. Take your 'make love, not war' attitude and blow it out your ass.
It seems to me that all of the brave nips died in WW2. Too bad, we could use our own 'crazies' fighting the ragheads.
Hemos and Malda want to see you, NOW.
Q:What would you call Fred Flintstone if he was black?
A:Nigger.
You just have to tell chicks that 'they can't get pregnant, the first time!', and rap-a-tap-tap-that-ass.
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No, fucking really, shut the fuck up, right the fuck now, you fucking fuck.
I have not only heard it, but heard it as a FP!!!!
It puts Linux into perspective!
Of course Gentoo Linux sucks scrotum. It has such a 'simple' and 'easy to use' install interface, that Slashdot has to writeup instructions on how to use it.
Do yourseld a favor, and get a copy of Windows XP Home Edition. Much better, and there is actually software available.
ALL Linux users love balls!!!
There is no mention of Cracked Cocaine or Welfare checks; Two of the natives most important staples.
Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Vermont as far from humanity as possible. Sam sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet. After six months or so of almost total isolation, he's finishing dinner when someone knocks on his door. He opens it and there is a big, bearded Vermonter standing there.
"Name's Hemos... Your neighbor from four miles over the ridge... Having a party Saturday... Thought you'd like to come."
"Great," says Sam, "after six months of this I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you."
As Hemos is leaving he stops, "Gotta warn you there's gonna be some drinkin'."
"Not a problem... After 25 years in the computer business, I can drink with the best of 'em."
Again, as he starts to leave Hemos stops. "More 'n' likely gonna be some fightin' too."
"Damn", Sam thinks... "Tough crowd." "Well, I get along with people. I'll be there. Thanks again."
Once again Hemos turns from the door. "I've seen some wild sex at these parties, too."
"Now that's not a problem" says Sam, "Remember I've been alone for six months! I'll definitely be there... By the way, what should I wear?"
Hemos stops in the door again and says, "Whatever you want, just gonna be the two of us."
Your pathetic little post highlights your lack of skill with the English language, so I am assuming that you are some sort of fucking palestinean.
Not your shitty little Saudi gov't, fucker, but a REAL Government, THE US OF A'S gov't!!!
Hahaha, just kidding. There hasn't been a real government since April '45.
Nice rimjob you gave yourself in a vain attempt to garner karma.... hehehehe