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  1. "A minor step up from Win95" on More on Dell Dropping Linux Support · · Score: -1

    Sort of like how Linux itself is a crap 10+ year old OS?

  2. IF I WERE IN CHAREGE OF A LINUX SOFTWARE COMPANY.. on More on Dell Dropping Linux Support · · Score: -1

    I would wake up extra early, so that I am not late for my bread-winning job at McDonalds.

    If I were REALLY lucky, I would sell the company to VA Software for $10 and a blowjob.

  3. WE THANK YOU FOR J00R SUPPORT on More on Dell Dropping Linux Support · · Score: -1

    Now go forth, young man, and Haxor! :) ;) ^o^

    THe ascii smiley faces will garner me much karma!

  4. HOLY FUCKING CHRIST POOP SHIT!!!! on No More Unrestricted Internet At Work · · Score: -1

    That was a good FP. I approve!!!

  5. READ THE FUCKING ARTICLE YOU COCKLOVING HOMO on Microsoft Kicks Playstation2 out of CeBit. · · Score: -1

    Sony did NOT leave. They just packed up the PS2's. The larger Sony exhibit stayed.

    FUCKING POOP SHIT, you people are fucking stupid. Are you too busy jerking off to Stallman porn to actually read a fucking article? Ahhh, since Microsoft is mentioned, you just knee-jerk your fat open sorez ass opinion into the post.

    FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING TERRORIST PEDOPHILE, DIMATOR

  6. The Bank of America ATM has been busy. on 34-byte Universal Machine · · Score: -1

    http://biz.yahoo.com/rf/020317/n1737579_1.html

    Malicious AI is obviously a threat. Use Linux, which has NO intelligence.

  7. I AM FROM CHINA NOT CANADA YOU GAYFUCKWAD!!! on "Tap" Palm Art at The Whitney's Artport · · Score: -1

    Alien3 was, and is, a shining example of the failure of capitalism. Glorious scientific socialism has given us movies like 'Le Femme Nikita' and 'Seven'. Suck it down, you fucking scot.

    The best part of braveheart is where the scots willingly gave their women to the English, so that their superiors may taste of them. Figures that the scottish would be so complacent, like beaten dogs.

  8. HOLY SHIT! MY FAVORITE MOVIES THAT I CAN REMEMBER! on "Tap" Palm Art at The Whitney's Artport · · Score: -1

    NOT in order of gooditude!!!!

    1)Star War Trilogy. Episode I is only good for N.Portman fantasy materiel', nothing more.

    2)Aliens

    3)Blade

    4)Run Lola Run

    5)Matrix, maybe.

    6)Blade Runner

    7)Leon: The Professional

    8)The Princess Bride

    9)Saving Private Ryan/The Longest Day. SPR:Better effects; TLD: Better movie.

    10)Raiders of the Lost Ark trilogy.

    FUCK ALL OF YOU I LIKE THE GOOD MOVIES.

  9. Incesting ^-^ 8===D on More On Policing Shareware · · Score: -1

    FIRST POST

    I just LOVE your gay use of ascii art.

  10. HOLY FUCKING APE POOP MY GAY FRIEND!!! on Microsoft XP License Prohibits VNC · · Score: -1

    That troll got more bites then many in recent days. AND it was a FP. Wow.

  11. Fuck, that is a fine FP. on Microsoft Case Enters Crucial Penalty Phase · · Score: -1

    Maybe Microsoft's penalty will be spellchecking for the Slashdot staff. If only they used Frontpage, spellcheck would not be an issue...

  12. Re:$lashdot POLL : on Linux on a Floppy: Intro to Mini Linux Distros · · Score: -1

    Rather then Episode I, would not Leon: The Professional, provide better materiel'?

  13. VERY GOOD SURVEY AND I SHALL ANSWER on Mandrake, SuSE Ready New Releases · · Score: -1

    1)I will only support SEX if it is open source. The only sex I can get, however, is available by subscription, for $300/hour.

  14. HOLY FUCKING COCK-LOVING POOP STICKS!!! on FCC: Cable ISPs Need Not Give Competitors Access · · Score: -1

    Are you two STILL sore that Al lost the election?

    Maybe if democrats didn't target niggers and old jewish broads as their main constituents, Al would have won. Ballots can be tricky!

  15. CANADIA IS A FINE COUNTRY... on FCC: Cable ISPs Need Not Give Competitors Access · · Score: -1

    Except for Quebec. While I have tasted the sinful pleasures that Montreal has to offer, any french-speaking community in N.America must be eliminated.

  16. FIRSTY POSTY!!! on Using Tables as Speakers · · Score: -1

    Q:What did the frenchman say to the german?

    A:Hello sir, may I please polish your boots?

  17. Re:Rights on Consumer Technology Bill of Rights? · · Score: -1

    Portscanning is like brandishing. If you get caught doing either, you had better have a damn good explaination, or you are soon to be sexual ass-pussy in prison.

  18. FRIST PROST!!!! on Consumer Technology Bill of Rights? · · Score: -1

    YAY!!!!

    I plan to celebrate by reading the koran backwards really fast. Sounds just like Gwar's 'Sexecutioner'!!!!

  19. COCK YOUR ASS AC! on New Nokia Phones - with Java · · Score: -1

    Now shutup and return to your frenzied felching.

  20. COCKLOVING POOP SHIT MONKEY MOTHERFUCKERS! on New Nokia Phones - with Java · · Score: -1

    WHat the fucking hell is going on here?

  21. THAT IS NOT ALL!!!! on Document Retention And E-mail · · Score: -1

    Q:What do you have if you've got a nigger up to his neck in cement?
    A:Not enough cement.

    Q:What do you do if you see a nigger with half a head?
    A:Stop laughing and reload.

    Q:How come Stevie Wonder & Ray Charles can't read?
    A:They're both niggers.

    QWhat can a pizza do that a nigger can't?
    A:Feed a family of four.

    Q:When does a Black man turn into a nigger?
    A:As soon as he leaves the room.

  22. GAD-FUCKING-ZOOKS! on Document Retention And E-mail · · Score: -1

    So if I was a hook-nosed arab terrorist, a mail server on your little island of midget-love would be a good way for me to give achmed, mohammad, and the whole gang, safe email accounts?

  23. CUNT FUCK PISS SHIT CUM QUIM PUSSY FUCKER ASSHOLE! on Document Retention And E-mail · · Score: -1

    When are you available to start?

    Please take the following employement test:

    Q:What do you call a nigger in a three-piece suit?
    A:Defendant.

    Q:How do you save a nigger from drowning?
    A:You dont.

    Q:What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?
    A:Niggers.

    Q:Why are there no mexicans on Star Trek?
    A:They don't work in the future, either.

    Q:What do you call 50 niggers at the bottom of the ocean?
    A:A good start.

    (Feel free to replace 'nigger' with 'arab/muslim' where applicable)

  24. BUT WHAT THE FUCKING COCK SHIT? on DragonBall: The Live Action Movie · · Score: -1

    Does this have to do with the destruction of all muslims? I am forced to mod you to a -1, Off-topic. Sorry.

  25. YOU ARE ON THE PATH TO -1 on DragonBall: The Live Action Movie · · Score: -1

    Make your time!