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  1. Boo fucking hoo on MAPS vs. Gordon Feyck: Who Owns the DUL? · · Score: -1

    Cry me a fucking river. Does this mean I won't be able to arrange my next Costa Rican kiddie sex tour by email? Damn.

    Maybe you should move to a civilized country; one that doesn't rely on bananas and postage stamps for its whole GDP.

  2. Obviously no one gives a shit about this article on More on the Pluto-Kuiper Express · · Score: -1

    Can one of the janitors post the next one so I can get a fp before I go to bed?

  3. This just in! on The Plague of Frogs · · Score: -1

    You're not funny.

  4. Fuck the French! on The Plague of Frogs · · Score: -1

    Caffeine isn't going to get rid of them. This is a job for rat poison.

  5. Re:Fuck this poop shit! on Spidey Knocks Out Harry Potter at Box Office · · Score: -1

    If, by saying "Fuck Linux" you mean sticking it in that fat little penguin, I'm all for it. Note that I am not referring to this toothy little bundle of chub, though I would jizz on her tits if she begged me to.

  6. I sincerely regret to inform you on The Dangers of Being A Microbiologist · · Score: -1

    That you are a complete and utter fucktard. Your website sucks too, but I think you already knew that.

  7. Re:w2k doesn't show my new drive: help! on Fire Extinguisher Balls · · Score: -1

    Dear sir,

    I'm sorry to inform you that while Windows may recognize the drive, this certainly does not imply acceptance of the drive. Was the drive properly introduced to Windows ie. on a first name basis? If not, it is possible that Windows will completely ignore its presence.

    This is all your fault.

    It is highly recommended that you reformat all of your partitions and start all over again.

  8. Re:Trollaxor and Malda on Fire Extinguisher Balls · · Score: -1

    I love a happy ending!

  9. Fuck it! on Another Reason to be Annoyed by Cell Phones · · Score: -1

    Better be first post.

  10. Re:Information deleted from the press release on "EverQuest II" to debut in 2003 · · Score: -1

    I think he said "I haven't seen the sun in three months and I've never been laid."

  11. Intriguing on Mars Exploration Must Consider Contamination · · Score: -1

    Newsletter please!

  12. Re:I don't get e-mail virus' on Klez, The Virus that Keeps on Giving · · Score: -1

    So how many ---VIRUSES--- do you want com2kidSPAMLESS@attbi.com? I've got a few here that I would be more than happy to send your way.

  13. Re:here's the text on Linux Powers Digital Muppets · · Score: -1

    Since when did an open source communist give a fuck about copyright violations Mr. 3 digit UID? Ask yourself, what would Jesus have done in this situation? Jesus would have posted the damn article and celebrated by sacrificing a goat, that's what he would have done! And me, I would be standing there jerking off, like I always do at blood sacrifices.

  14. iiiuuhh flind oyouuor ideesees itrungiuingi on Linux Powers Digital Muppets · · Score: -1

    neweresettleerr pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeseeesssseeeeeeee!

  15. Re:No... Don't even imagine it!!! on Linux Powers Digital Muppets · · Score: -1

    Might I suggest trying for Insightful, Informative, or Interesting comments? I don't think you have any chance at Funny, even considering the stupid drivel passing for humour that gets modded up as such here.

  16. Could it be fp for me? on Transformers On the Move Again · · Score: -1

    I think it could!

  17. Somethinig I forgot to mention in my last post on Using Google to Calculate Web Decay · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Timothy, you suck big stinky donkey balls.

  18. A new Slashcrap highpoint on Using Google to Calculate Web Decay · · Score: -1

    Linking to a woefully inadequate "study" of a few irrelevant phrases to determine the decay rate of information on the web. All of this hosted on some guy's Angelfire page.

    Bravo!

    Say, how much are those subscriptions again, and how much is VA stock? Never mind, I think I'll go with the VA stock since it's probably cheaper.

  19. Re:SOT Office. on New OpenOffice.org-Based Office Suite · · Score: -1

    What isn't better than sex with a mare? (Besides sex with a goat of course.)

  20. It happens all of the time on PDAs For Kids · · Score: -1

    I'd be very careful. You look like you're about to do something really crazy right now, aren't you? AREN'T YOU? That's what I thought.

  21. MOD THIS UP!!! on When IT and Bad Government Meet, Everyone Loses · · Score: -1

    Fucking write on brother!

  22. Re:Not ready for linux on Freespace 2 Source Code Released · · Score: -1

    Don't expect to play this game tomorrow on your favourite OS.

    Huh? I'm sure it runs just fine on Win98.

  23. Yeah...Prince Rupert on An interview with Ad-Aware's Nicholas Stark · · Score: -1

    What a fucking shithole.

  24. It is on IBM Developing Lego-like Storage Brick · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    A first post. This one goes out to all the pretty ladies.

  25. YES! FINALLY! on Taxing Sci-Fi Products to Fund NASA? · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    First post!