Fire Extinguisher Balls
An Anonymous Coward writes "The Far Eastern Economic Review has this article about a Thai inventor who has come up with throwable fire extinguisher balls. You just toss them into the fire, or place them in high risk areas, and - boom - they explode from the heat and spew various fire-retardants all over the place. According to the article, they will soon be on sale in Thailand's 7-Eleven stores and are being considered by US-based fire and safety supply company Tyco."
If this isn't a case for Prior Art I don't know what is.
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i've had strange, sexually charged dreams like this scenario
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I mean really. This does make a strange kind of sense. Why worry about high pressure tanks, and proper discharge ratios. Just grab a water ballon full of this stuff and toss it at it!
This sounds like antique fire extinguisher bottles: thin glass "grenades" full of water or other chemicals that were tossed at fires.
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...of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and the "NINJA VANISH" balls?
Kids these days. They don't know the difference between classic, and just plain old.
I wonder if it would be possible to create "mini" balls that you could build into structures (ceilings etc.)
so, you roll the ball into the fire, suffocate the burning victim, and then run away from the annoying sound the thing makes? sounds great!
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Please don't confuse them with the salty chocolate ones.
Reach out and put a beating on someone!
tcd004
Please, please, tell me these things are baseball-sized. Please.
There are so many pranks I want to pull with these things.
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Another spurrious patent ... if I recall this has been done (and patented) a long long time ago.
HARDENS HAND GRENADE FIRE EXTINGUISHER", --> "PATENTED NO 1 AUG 8, 1871 AUG 14 1883
For those who are interested check out the picture of the blue glass bulb towards the bottom of the page. Cached
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please do not use the words "fire extinguisher" and "balls" in the same sentence (especially if they are the total sum of the words in it), some of us have dirty minds and over-active imaginations.
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...when you're trying to run out as fast as you can or the firefighter tries to get in to resque people all they need is one of these to burst in their face and blind 'em.
Goodness gracious!
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All but God can prove this sentence true.
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I can almost see the commercials now...people throwing these things at fires to the tune of "Goodness, gracious, great balls 'o' fire!"
*shudder*
Gee, sounds like Thai girls. All hot and spicy until you get them in the fire, then they turn cold.
You must be really new to Linux.
Nice concept, but who wants to lug a small bowling ball to a fire, hope it'll hit the right spot, get hot enough to explode (!) and extinguish a measly little bonfire. Not me.
There must be at least 5 Micheal Jackson jokes based on this story/title. I'm am too tired to try right now.
Table-ized A.I.
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball, fire extinguisher model
Sort of like a 3d4 negative fireball, you throw them and they explode to stop fire damage. Hmm, I wonder how many of these you'd need to take on a full-grown Red Dragon?
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English translation of the site is, for example:Babelfish translated
So it's at least some prior art present...
Actually, they're headquartered in Bermuda.
Whatever it's called, the result of this single-handed, civic-minded tinkering from Thailand could lead to a day when firemen carry catapults in their trucks as well as ladders.
I don't know about the rest of you but this sounds like it has the potential for one very cool water fight. While settle at catapults though, I want to see fireman running around with a bandolier loaded with these balls. Even better, why not just cram some Pokemon with a water attack into one these balls. The kids would love it!
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I wouldn't want to be yawning either.
Man this story reminds me of that show "The State" and the guy's catch phrase "I WANNA DIP MY BALLZ IN IT!"
But in August, Thailand-based 7-Eleven convenience stores will put the ball on shelves in their 1,800 stores nationwide.
Huh, that's funny, with this guys name, I would have expected to see these on sale exclusively at K-mart, not 7-Eleven.
"I hate quotations. Tell me what you know." -Ralph Waldo Emerson
Who else read "Thailand's 7-Eleven stores" as Thailand's 7-Elvin stores?
they better be throwing one at their server pretty soon.. won't be long till this site gets /.'ed
...have these things, are they going to squeeze them and ask me to cough before they can stop my house from burning down?
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For some odd reason, Im just picturing a guy throwing a ball at the fire and a big Pokemon coming out and squirting water at it.....
Fire Balls...I choose you! Flame retardant attack! =P
"Fire Extinguishing Balls"
And the jokes just write themselves...
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Bleah! Heh heh heh... BLEAH BLEAH!!! Ha ha ha ha...
What bullshit - I have been casting Quench Flame since I was a level 4 cleric.
A Beowulf cluster of these things.
BEER, it's not just for breakfast anymore!
yes, i am thai. i am proud to be THAI
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42s? I already worship it!
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Ben Wa balls.
I load up Slashdot only to find an add for Bawls from ThinkGeek acompanied by a story about more balls...
Makes me crave the days when there were stories about Apple's Cube. At least we had some right angles to mess around with back then.
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They are about $35 USD. Not to bad, but i perfer the initial price of $7. Then again, who can put a price on safety, I'd love to have these in my apartment.
"...they explode from the heat and spew various fire-retardants all over the place..."
That sounds like a colorful metaphor for most Slashdot articles about Microsoft. Heh.
"Derp de derp."
... Buy two of our 1.4 Kilogram balls and we'll throw in this free garden hose!
...oOOo..'(_)'..oOOo...
Balls. Is there anything they can't do?
(lame Simpsons rip-off)
Ken Marino is very good in "Wet Hot American Summer." Most of the rest of the State crew is in it as well. Great flick.
My grandmother's farmhouse has a few glass balls in wire racks hanging high up on the walls. If there is a fire they are supposed to explode and spread fire retardant over the fire. Or you can take them out of the racks and throw them into the fire.
They have been hanging there for (I think) close to 100 years.
If you're a zombie and you know it, bite your friend!
$10 says the "fire-retardants" consist of cocount milk and peanut sauce...
A few years ago I attended a safety training session put on by the fire department. They told us that fire extinguishers "cake up" inside and no longer work after a year or two (if I recall correctly). I couldn't help but wonder how many fire extinguishers out there are as useless as tits on a bull. 90%? These balls could be an answer to that largely unknown problem.
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This is somewhat redundant as someone mentioned they are from Bermuda, purely for tax reasons of course (like Global Crossing is/was incorperated in bermuda as well) , which is correct, but to say they are a fire and safety company isnt even close to what Tyco is. Tyco is one of the largest conglomerates in the world in everything from electronics to healthcare. In fact, I would say fire & safety is the smallest part of their business. Its also one of the Top ten stocks in volume of trades every single day. A direct quote of their website probably explains them best.
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Tyco International is the world's largest manufacturer and servicer of electrical and electronic components, as well as undersea telecommunications systems. We are also the world's largest manufacturer, installer, and provider of fire protection and electronic security services-not to mention our strong leadership positions in disposable medical products, plastics, and adhesives, and the manufacture of flow control valves. Our Company operates in more than 80 countries and has over 180,000 employees."
Jeff Knox
Too easy!
I take a look at this story and wonder - what threshold will I have to set to keep from seeing the really awful jokes? 12?
The only thing that would have been worse, is if they had been shaped like penises! Penii?
How the hell...? What kind of discussion...?
I'm at a loss for words.
The bad part is the high squeeching sound. Yes, I agree that if you were stuck somewhere it would help that it would emit a sound. But after you're rescued, you and/or the firefighter is not going to go around searching for this ball. Other people are going to hear it and go towards that sound in hopes of rescueing someone in effect, putting their life at risk...
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What a really, really, bad idea.
If it is them, then I can think of a couple of great product crossovers:
- Evil Kenivel stunt-rider fire extinguisher.
- Toy Fire-trucks that home in on the noise from these balls to put out any patches of fire that the balls didn't get (you could have them patrolling throughout large buildings).
Anyone got any other ideas?I remember going down stairs to my uncles workshop. Right there he had a glass ball fire extinguisher that was to be thrown. I was not exactly a ball. Ball on top, cone on bottom.
It was old when I was a kid. That's almost half a century now.
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Throwable Extinguisher Balls sure beats Coughable Fur Balls. I should install this on my cat.
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So if I get some of these things, and happen to use them on a fire at some point, I suppose it's inevitable that someone'll tell me "That's using your balls!"
;-) It's just the kind of terminally quirky thing that someone had to come up with eventually. I'll have to keep an eye on the Lab Safety Supply catalog and see if they start selling the things.
It certainly adds new meaning to that old song "Great Balls of Fire!" Except now it's going to have to be "Great Balls of Anti-Fire!" or something similar.
And don't even get me started on the potential of these things for practical jokes in, say, golf games. Lord, I can just picture it: "FORE!" (thwopPAFFOOOSHHH!!)
I like it!
Bruce Lane, KC7GR,
Blue Feather Technologies
If Happy Fun Fire Extinguisher Ball starts to smoke and shake... run away fast.
The inventor's name is Kai-Mart but they're selling them in 7-Elevens?
Missed out on some good marketing.
Last time my office on small fire I rushed to the secretary and asked "show me the bottle that can put off the fire!!"
Now I'd be hestitate to ask "Show me the balls that can put off, oh baby, the fire in me..."
You should figure out how to dispose of them safely. They are full of carbon tetrachloride, which is not only an excellent flame suppressant, but also a rather nasty carcinogen. I remember that when we sold my grandparents' house (purchased 1938), there were still a bunch of these things hanging around, waiting to deform future generations. I forget what we did with them (nothing responsible, I'm sure).
Dammit, that was my idea! I submitted that to Steve Jackson Games' Car Wars, and it was included in the 2035 Uncle Albert's catalog... I should dig up the old issue of Autoduel Quarterly with my name on it and go for prior art...
That would be a Ribbentrop cocktail
when your shed catches on fire and you naturally call the fire department. Then Cousin' Jed who is the fire marshall has a catapault on the back off his pickup says 'he be right back, need to run to the store for ammo.' And then in his drunken stupor, confuses the handy dandy "Extinguisher Ball" with bottles of Moonshine.
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And all I needed was just one - Baht
How can you say that you don't give a - Baht
I find myself stupified, coming back again
long night.. thought i'd stretch it a bit..
I invented a similar product!
Kirk Israel's Dehydrated Fire Fighting Marbles.
Just add water.
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I'd prefer those balls that the Green Goblin used in the new SpiderMan flick. I've always had a thing for piromania (no references to Def Leppard please, they suck :)
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My parents had one of these in the early 50's. Unfortunately, it contained carbon tetrachloride.
He's selling them for 1,500 bhat.
:)
Based on this list of exchange rates, they cost about $34.80 in US dollars.
$64.83 Austrailian, $23.76 UK, $54.47 Canadian, $38.21 Euro, $330.35 Mexician.
And if I didn't list your country, oh well. You'll just have to look it up
Interesting, but I think the price may need to come down to really catch on.
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...the Fire Department of New York just signed Roger Clemens to a five-year contract.
I mean, I've spent the greater part of my adult life trying to keep my balls out of the fire.
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Combating the horrors of Spunk Ball....
Fight balls with balls
I'll take free beer over free software any day.
Hmmmm... Tyco Asia, meet Tyco US.
Fire hazard
Tyco announces the ball sprinkler as an alternative.
Fire hazard
Whatever it's called, the result of this single-handed, civic-minded tinkering from Thailand could lead to a day when firemen carry catapults in their trucks as well as ladders.
Help! Help! Fire! Someone save me!
[Sound of catapult launching]
Help! Hel--OOOOOOF!
[Sound of unconscious body being consumed by fire]
ive been known to develop this property as well, even where there is no fire, like on the sidewalk.
four-oh-four
The jokes do indeed write themselves, but I find one aspect of this very unfunny. The one of the most common fires in the home are grease fires, which are Class-B (flamable liquid) fires. This popping ball would fling burning grease all over the kitchen. -- Just put a lid over the pan or dump baking soda on it!
Would this not invalidate a patent since it could be considered a pre-existing idea? I believe there is a specific term for instances such as this. Can anyone out there recall what it is?
A big white ball comes from out of nowhere and asphyxiates the victim until control has been re-asserted.
;)
I will not be cataloged, filed, or extinguished
A brilliant idea, but easy to copy once you see it.
It's fascinating to me that the government grant he received is for the purpose of getting international patent rights to this idea.
fire is highly toxic (and probably illegal, carcinogenic and fattening) too, but that fact seems to escape the safety Nazis who outlaw everything useful in fighting it. Halon is insanely expensive stuff and has its own drawbacks, which means it often isn't deployed as widely as it should be.
This is actually kind of old. I just did a project for my school at Chulalongkorn University in Bangkok. One of the companies we spoke to had been using these as part of their safety program for a while. It sounded really funny. My partners and I thought something was lost in the translation. It's pretty funny to see it turn up again here.
Did this story remind anyone of the 60s TV series "Emergency!"?
Fireman John Gage wanted to invent a "Foam Grenade" to throw into fires for the firemans invention contest at one point. He also wanted to invent suction cup boots to walk up walls though, but I'm sure the series writers are grinning at this news.
I've had enough abrasive sigs. Kittens are cute and fuzzy.
So what's the story?
This concept reminds me a lot of the Gungan "Boom-Booms" or whatever. Throwable, popping balls that do stuff. Yay. :)
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Seriously, these would be awesome to have one or
two lying around. I live in a neighborhood that has very dense housing. Richmond Dist, San Fran.
anyway, one or two of these could easily save
an entire block of flats. Especially when I'm grilling on my patio. When they're available, I'm definately investing.
Cleaning out the basement of an old historic building I used to work in we found something very similar to this. It was a glass sphere containing what appeared to be water. It looked a little like a lightbulb. It was attached to a holder on the wall with a spring loaded pin pointed at the sphere. Holding the pin in place was some sort of metal that looks like it would melt under heat (thus releassing the pin, bursting the bulb, and releasing the liquid). There is a picture of it here. I showed this to my father and step-father who are both professional firefighters (L.A. and Las Vegas). They mentioned that these things were very dangrous and were destoyed, they were used clear up to the 1950's. Apparently the clear liquid is a fire-retardant that upon hiting the fire puts it out, but also releases DEADLY fumes. Not to mention the shards of glass that fly everywhere. These devices were also ment to be used as "hand-grenades." Perhaps the innovation of the stories topic "invention" is that it doesn't have these draw backs.
personally, when I her that term, I think of the old greeks and such...
end of rant.
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I saw the headline and thought it was about fancy dances involving fire extinguishers. Imagine my disappointment...
Avoid Missing Ball for High Score
Whoops, I misread "Thailand's 7-Eleven stores" as "Thailand's 7 ELVEN stores"!
I was really worried for a while there that our DM would get a hold of this article, and suddenly every damn Elf we fight has no trouble from my Burning Hands and Flaming Sphere spells...
Every month I have to walk some guy into the data center to inspect the fire extinguishers. Now he's going to ask to see my balls. Couldn't they have made them like Frisbees or something, heck anything, that's not so... personal?
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With that hot-ass food, you need them in every 7-11!
-brain
This is not anything new, I have several of these in a wooden box with spray foam wrapped around them. They are filled with 1,1,1 trichlorethylene and shatter easily when thrown. The chemical acts similiar to halon in that it breaks the O2/fuel/heat triangle that fire needs to burn. These were not very effective in that the fire often overwhelmed the capacity of the glass bomb and it also released the TCE in a gas that was pretty lethal. these bombs were made back in the 1920's for small fires like one would see in a kitchen and were very common. They were outlawed in the 1950's because of the fume factor and the general incompetence of the users rendered them ineffective. Funny they are coming back. The Thai are going to learn a hard lesson with these....
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Just watched both versions of Rollerball. Now I'm imagining a game played with skates, motorcycles, napalm grenades and fire extinguisher balls. Mmmmmmm... napaaaalm.
I think the poster was trying to point out that something very similar was already invented over 100 years ago and that news article seems to be completely oblivious to that fact and giving the inventor a lot more credit than deserved. All he's done is taken the old glass bottles filled with chemicals idea and reinvented it with a modern flare. He didn't invent the wheel folks.
Besides, if fire fighters were going to carry catapults to launch these things into fires, they would have had catapults on fire trucks for the last 100 years.
I think that one post about hanging the glass bottles around a barn sounded like a good idea, it would be very cheap to implement and effectively put out small fires or at least slow down larger ones, perhaps giving residents more time to escape and for the fire department to show up.
Great balls of fire!
Around 1945 I lived in a well-built house in Springfield, Mass. that had one or two glass balls above the oil-fired furnace, filled with carbon tetrachloride. Each had a spring-loaded hammer restrained by a fusible link. The phosgene (iirc) and other nasty decomposition products were apparently not considered at the time. The wooden beams and flooring above the furnace area were protected by some predecessor of drywall. There was also a fusible link and cable for a gravity-operated shutoff for the oil tank, which was inside the cellar.
Enby in Waltham
The carbon tet. or chloroform probably has not changed composition. If it had, phosgene is much too nasty to risk exposure. It was a poison gas in WW I, fairly sure, and a nasty one.
Breaking them open in a field will let the contents contaminate groundwater. DON'T do it!
DON'T break or open them! Let the hazardous materials folks deal with them! Carbon tet. is probably worse than Freon for making ozone holes, and is Bad For Humans.
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