I remember a few years ago when I first saw previews for Independence day, and I thought to myself, wow a serious sci-fi movie about aliens! ( the only previews I had seen were the alien ship making buildings explode ) I waited patiently for 6 months, went to see it, and I was disgusted to see that they had cast will smith. He can completely ruin any hopes for a 'serious' movie.
1. Fast connection and patience: If you are at work and have a shit job like me, you most likely have plenty of time on your hands and have a T1 (or faster) connection.
2. Refreshing the page: Also very important. To refresh with IE and Opera use F5, for Netscape, Mozilla, Lynx and Links use Ctrl+r.
3. Knowing when something will be posted: I have noticed topics are usually posted every 45-60 minutes, so you should be refreshing every few seconds around these times.
4. You must wait 20 seconds after hitting 'reply': Use this time wisely, tell yourself "This will be a first post" or "This will be the first post of all posts" and don't forget to type something witty and funny. "fp" or "frost pist" is also always welcome.
(Numbers 5 and 6 suggested by negativekarmanow) 5. changing your preferences to show the "light" version, no slashboxes, only show 1 comment, etc. will dramatically lower your refresh time, so you can refresh every second or so.
6. Don't use a script to reload. It's lame, and doesn't quite give the same rush a "real" first post gives.
Follow the above steps and I guarantee you too will get a fp!
Are ya ready kids?
Aye aye captain!
I can't hear you!
AYE AYE CAPTAIN!
Ohhhhhhhhh, who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SpongeBob Squarepants!
Absorbant and yellow, and pourous is he!
SpongeBob Squarepants!
If nautical nonsense be somethin' ya wish
SpongeBob Squarepants!
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
SpongeBob Squarepants!
Ready?
SpongeBob Squarepants,SpongeBob Squarepants, SpongeBob Squarepants, SpongeBooob Squarepants!
1. Fast connection and patience: If you are at work and have a shit job like me,
you most likely have plenty of time on your hands and have a T1 (or faster) connection.
2. Refreshing the page: Also very important. To refresh with IE and Opera use , for
Netscape, Mozilla, Lynx and Links use .
3. Knowing when something will be posted: I have noticed topics are usually posted every
45-60 minutes, so you should be refreshing every few seconds around these times.
4. You must wait 20 seconds after hitting 'reply': Use this time wisely, tell yourself
"This will be a first post" or "This will be the first post of all posts" and don't forget
to type something witty and funny. "Fp" or "frost pist" is also always welcome.
Follow the above steps and I guarantee you too will get a fp!
Slashdot Mirror
i am the firstest...
I remember a few years ago when I first saw previews for Independence day, and I thought to myself, wow a serious sci-fi movie about aliens! ( the only previews I had seen were the alien ship making buildings explode ) I waited patiently for 6 months, went to see it, and I was disgusted to see that they had cast will smith. He can completely ruin any hopes for a 'serious' movie.
the people responsible for modding you up need a lobotomy
How to get a first post:
1. Fast connection and patience: If you are at work and have a shit job like me,
you most likely have plenty of time on your hands and have a T1 (or faster) connection.
2. Refreshing the page: Also very important. To refresh with IE and Opera use F5, for
Netscape, Mozilla, Lynx and Links use Ctrl+r.
3. Knowing when something will be posted: I have noticed topics are usually posted every
45-60 minutes, so you should be refreshing every few seconds around these times.
4. You must wait 20 seconds after hitting 'reply': Use this time wisely, tell yourself
"This will be a first post" or "This will be the first post of all posts" and don't forget
to type something witty and funny. "fp" or "frost pist" is also always welcome.
(Numbers 5 and 6 suggested by negativekarmanow)
5. changing your preferences to show the "light" version, no slashboxes, only show 1 comment, etc. will dramatically lower your refresh time, so you can refresh every second or so.
6. Don't use a script to reload. It's lame, and doesn't quite give the same rush a "real" first post gives.
Follow the above steps and I guarantee you too will get a fp!
shut
the
fuck
up
testing sucks
maybe
Hi,
Read this: google groups
HTH IAAL ROFLMAO
bye,
eat a dick.
early post for me
slow asses
eat me
first poast ?
This is the first post.
Anime sucks
fp ?
I don't understand you mindless ACs. Why not log in and bask in the glory that is the fp?
Getting a fp anonymously means abosolutely nothing.
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Yes I think macfagslashdot is sold out. This forum is turning into a magnet for all the mac loving, faggot stupid asses.
If you are male and drive a Volkswagon you are a fag. If you are male and voluntarily make use of a mac, you are a fag.
Are ya ready kids?
Aye aye captain!
I can't hear you!
AYE AYE CAPTAIN!
Ohhhhhhhhh, who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SpongeBob Squarepants!
Absorbant and yellow, and pourous is he!
SpongeBob Squarepants!
If nautical nonsense be somethin' ya wish
SpongeBob Squarepants!
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
SpongeBob Squarepants!
Ready?
SpongeBob Squarepants,SpongeBob Squarepants, SpongeBob Squarepants, SpongeBooob Squarepants!
(pirate laughs... SpongeBob plays his nose.)
Kathleen Fent May you live happily ever after.
fp whores!
FUCK
#2 should be
"Refreshing the page: Also very important. To refresh with IE and Opera use F5, for
Netscape, Mozilla, Lynx and Links use Ctrl+r."
How to get a first post:
1. Fast connection and patience: If you are at work and have a shit job like me,
you most likely have plenty of time on your hands and have a T1 (or faster) connection.
2. Refreshing the page: Also very important. To refresh with IE and Opera use , for
Netscape, Mozilla, Lynx and Links use .
3. Knowing when something will be posted: I have noticed topics are usually posted every
45-60 minutes, so you should be refreshing every few seconds around these times.
4. You must wait 20 seconds after hitting 'reply': Use this time wisely, tell yourself
"This will be a first post" or "This will be the first post of all posts" and don't forget
to type something witty and funny. "Fp" or "frost pist" is also always welcome.
Follow the above steps and I guarantee you too will get a fp!
fp
First regurgitated pig rectum.
fp