from now on the official language of the United States will be Swedish, and everyone will have to change their underwear every half an hour. Of course, we must all wear our underwear on the outside, so the government will be able to check...
I saw a book ten years or so ago with the title of "Worst Lemons of all time" or some such. Most cars listed by Forbes were in this book, but for one...
This car inspired the bumper sticker that read "All components falling off of this car are of the highest British craftsmanship.
It faced stiff competition for the #1 spot, beating out the Pinto.
The Pinto was a close second, for it literally Napalmed you to death (if you were lucky).
No, this car left you alive to suffer the draining of your fat wallet and self-esteem.
What car? The 1976 Jaguar XJ-6. I knew people who owned one. It literally spent more time in the shop than on the road. Something about British build quality and Lucas Electrical innards.
Edirectory (formerly NDS) requires thought and planning. Cross-platform integration requires between Edirectory and AD requires thought, planning, and lots of lab testing.
Active Directory is an ersatz "Directory" that is really a warmed-over NT 4 domain, marketed to people who don't know the difference.
Sadly, most of corporate America embraces mediocrity...
It all makes perfect sense if you consider some Ferengi Rules of Acquisition. Consider the following:
#3: Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to.
#16: A deal is a deal...until a better one comes along.
#52: Never ask when you can take.
#60. Keep your lies consistent.
#181: Not even dishonesty can tarnish the shine of profit.
#189: Let others keep their reputation. You keep their money.
#242: More is good...all is better.
My message was thus:
"It is pathetic that you require Internet Explorer to submit e-mail messages.
Aren't you aware the Microsoft is a convicted monopolist?
The Internet runs on open protocols. Your eMail should be the same."
I clicked submit, and even with IE I got an error message:
"No records found with
Please enter another Search Phrase."
Looks like a paper cert is employed in the halls of congress...
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If you resign you don't get severance and unemployment insurance. It's a bribe, you have to train them to get the above.
They will make a father raping, mother killing, baby burning man out of you. And a Windows user. Now drop and give me 50!
I'm an adulterer. Remember Lt. Flynn?
from now on the official language of the United States will be Swedish, and everyone will have to change their underwear every half an hour. Of course, we must all wear our underwear on the outside, so the government will be able to check...
What about the old man from scene 24?
http://www.kitcar.com/articles-kitcar/humordept/lu cas-prince.html
I saw a book ten years or so ago with the title of "Worst Lemons of all time" or some such. Most cars listed by Forbes were in this book, but for one... This car inspired the bumper sticker that read "All components falling off of this car are of the highest British craftsmanship. It faced stiff competition for the #1 spot, beating out the Pinto. The Pinto was a close second, for it literally Napalmed you to death (if you were lucky). No, this car left you alive to suffer the draining of your fat wallet and self-esteem. What car? The 1976 Jaguar XJ-6. I knew people who owned one. It literally spent more time in the shop than on the road. Something about British build quality and Lucas Electrical innards.
Do you play one on TV?
Edirectory (formerly NDS) requires thought and planning. Cross-platform integration requires between Edirectory and AD requires thought, planning, and lots of lab testing. Active Directory is an ersatz "Directory" that is really a warmed-over NT 4 domain, marketed to people who don't know the difference. Sadly, most of corporate America embraces mediocrity...
Sounds like you were a SEAL...
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.
Remember the movie Airplane!? "Alright everyone, assume crash positions!"
What ever happened to being stuffed into a locker?
Might this help? Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #117: Everything is for sale, including friendship.
[Cut to picture of an empty server rack] "Missing" You get the rest...
It all makes perfect sense if you consider some Ferengi Rules of Acquisition. Consider the following: #3: Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to. #16: A deal is a deal ...until a better one comes along.
#52: Never ask when you can take.
#60. Keep your lies consistent.
#181: Not even dishonesty can tarnish the shine of profit.
#189: Let others keep their reputation. You keep their money.
#242: More is good...all is better.
Three days? Looks like that static inheritance on the ACL's will get you every time...
Better that than a Krusty Burger.
Sum'bitch. Looks like we got anothur one of these for'urn types. Hey Clem, hand me that lead pipe.....
Yes Sir, Yes Sir, three bags full.
My message was thus: "It is pathetic that you require Internet Explorer to submit e-mail messages. Aren't you aware the Microsoft is a convicted monopolist? The Internet runs on open protocols. Your eMail should be the same." I clicked submit, and even with IE I got an error message: "No records found with Please enter another Search Phrase." Looks like a paper cert is employed in the halls of congress...