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Best Way To Beat A Caffeine Addiction?

ethanms writes "I'm pretty sure that I'm addicted to caffeine... I get nasty headaches if I skip coffee and soda for a day. If I go even longer, then the headaches get worse and I start to become (even more of) a pain in the ass to those around me. Within five or ten minutes of a cup of joe or can of Mountain Dew the headache is gone and I feel fine... There's plenty of advice out there for dealing with addiction, but I'm really interested in how other /. users have managed and controlled their own caffeine intake, especially considering how heavily it is pushed by many development / engineering communities. 'Just drink more' isn't really the answer I'm after either."

1,337 comments

  1. Easy by boatboy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Start smoking.

    1. Re:Easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit. I'm addicted to caffine AND smoking. It's not that I'm complaining, it really does make the donut taste that much better.

    2. Re:Easy by TedCheshireAcad · · Score: 2, Funny

      I was gonna say booze or suicide, whichever suits your life best.

    3. Re:Easy by c1ay · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Do you smoke? Once I quit smoking I gradually lost my craving for coffee as well. It wasn't long before I caught myself pouring a cup of coffee and noticing later that I didn't even drink it. Prior to all this I was in exactly the same boat as you, no coffee = blinding headache. If you do smoke I used Nicorette to help me with my demon, perhaps it will help you with yours.

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    4. Re:Easy by eln · · Score: 1

      I used Nicorette too, and it really helped me. It helps you to concentrate on beating your mental addiction, which is by far the hardest part, while weaning you from the physical addiction slowly.

    5. Re:Easy by the+unbeliever · · Score: 1

      Quitting cold turkey worked for me. The physical addiction is gone in 24-72 hours, after that it's all psychological, which is all nicorette really helps with, to be honest.

    6. Re:Easy by ClubStew · · Score: 1

      I have used it, but like you said - the mental addiction is hardest. Everytime my boss speaks and crap comes out his mouth (impossible deadlines, etc. - you know the drill) I "need" a smoke or I'm going to snap. I guess to quit smoking, I'll just have to quit my job! Now if only there was some gum or a patch to help find a new one...

    7. Re:Easy by mjpaci · · Score: 1

      Try Skoal. A pinch between the cheek and gum and you're all set. You don't even need to go outside. The cleaning people may get pissed and dumping spitters or trash cans half-filled with spit. They get used to it, besides, they don't speak English, so who will believe their complaints...

      --Mike

    8. Re:Easy by Basehart · · Score: 1

      Cold turkey worked for me too, and I really think it's the best way to quit coffee, cigarettes, booze - in fact anything which doesn't work into your system so deeply that quitting cold turkey may be such a shock that it kills you.

      Quitting smoking was the weirdest for me. Not only was the realization that I wouldn't be smoking another cigarette again scary as hell, but the little demon inside telling me I really should be smoking a cigarette about now was downright creepy.

      The nighttime sweats and cold symptoms for a few days was also weird, but you get past a week and the physical stuff is gone.

      You just have your mind to deal with after that ;-)

      Drink lots of water and treat yourself with a really nice meal every so often for making your body a better place to live in.

    9. Re:Easy by RevAaron · · Score: 1

      Similar thing for most opiate addictions, heroin included. Physical addiction is gone in 3-4 days, and the rest after that is readjusting to not getting high everyday. But it sure as hell isn't easy- with heroin or nicotine.

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    10. Re:Easy by dplawrance · · Score: 1

      They are rebound headaches, just like the headaches of people who get migraines. In fact, some consider caffeine withdrawal headaches a kind of a migraine headache. Just don't consume any caffeine for two or three days and everything should be fine. Aspirin, Tylenol, and many other medications used to treat headaches can do the same thing if used on a daily basis. (Caffeine works pretty good to prevent headaches and is one of the ingredients in many pain medicines such as Excedrin.) It's not an addicition. David

    11. Re:Easy by RevAaron · · Score: 1

      It's too bad the FDA said no to that nicotine water... It's a lot less fucking sick than chew spit all over your workplace in the garbage can and coke cans and mountain dew bottles. Mmm mmm good! Much smaller chance for cancer too. Nothing like having to get your face removed because a cancer is eating it. Double good!

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    12. Re:Easy by redsilo · · Score: 1

      Having been totally addicted to cigarettes and mostly addicted to beer in the past, I find it hard to sympathize with anyone that believes caffeine addiction to be a serious problem. Yes, I am currently addicted to caffeine, thank you. The main problem I have is well-meaning aquaintences that have given up caffeine and persist in serving me decaf unawares. Personally I find no reason at all for decaf to exist. I wouldn't put up with coffee at all if not for the buzz.

    13. Re:Easy by Cruciform · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Cold turkey is easiest if you wean yourself away from the psychological triggers first.

      Change your coffee drinking habits before you stop drinking it altogether.

      With smoking, I stopped doing it indoors, whether I was at home or in a public place where it wasn't allowed anyway, it was helpful to get in a habit where I couldn't do it in my comfort zones.

      Figure out what routines you have that are typically accompanied by a cup of java and do something to modify them. Even if it means putting off reading the paper till 2 minutes before you have to leave for work and you only have time for a quick sip before you run out the door.

      Break the habits and surviving the first 72 hours will be MUCH easier.

      And if quitting doesn't work the first time, rest a week or two, and then try again. Don't give up trying and promise yourself you'll try again next year. Push yourself a bit farther each time instead.

    14. Re:Easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cold turkey worked for me too, and I really think it's the best way to quit coffee, cigarettes, booze - in fact anything which doesn't work into your system so deeply that quitting cold turkey may be such a shock that it kills you.

      um.. I smoke. I have smoked for longer than some slashbots have been alive. I hate it.

      I kicked a $1500 per week cocaine addiction (you thought I was going to say 'habit'?!) cold turkey.

      I quit.

      For 3 weeks that little man in my head kept saying that just a little ol' 8-ball wasn't gonna hurt me none, but I stayed quit. Haven't done it or wanted it for over 4 years now.

      I'm not (overly) stupid. I know that I'm killing myself with cigarettes. I still can't go more than 4 hours without one.

      Why?

      (Damn straight I'm posting anonymously.)

    15. Re:Easy by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      Absolutely.

      Cold turkey is relatively easy in my experience. I gave up smoking just over 3 years ago, although I'd been reducing my smoking somewhat before that as I found it was starting to make me feel grey. As for coffee - I knocked that on the head about 2 years ago as a weapon in my war on acid reflux, and it's been pretty effective. I hate not drinking coffee as I LOVE the flavour and was a big coffee drinker for many years. Don't drink Coke anymore either, but as I get older I feel more and more repelled by ultra-sweet canned drinks. It's pretty much tea (English & Moroccan) and ale now for me and I feel better for it. If you like an after dinner coffee, I find Moroccan tea (good and sweet) pretty much fills that niche completely. If you live in the UK, I'd recommend you try "Dragonfly Organic Morroccan Mint Tea," as it's made properly from green gunpowder and mint leaves instead of mint oil being added to black leaves as you find with most mint teas.

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    16. Re:Easy by M.+Silver · · Score: 4, Funny

      Start smoking.

      Getting pregnant worked for me.

      Most slashdotters will have to go with the smoking thing, though.

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      Slashdot's token middle-aged housewife
    17. Re:Easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My teeth are rotting due to caffeine addiction. To me thats pretty bad. No coffee but about 3 L / day of Pepsi. Tried to quit when the last (second) tooth broke, but it didn't last very long.

    18. Re:Easy by bluenova · · Score: 1

      As a closet dipper myself (and yes, it is disgusting, I agree. Waiting for a week off to try and quit so noone dies!), I'd like to raise a question. Has anyone else noticed a higher percentage of IT people that dip/chew than the regular population? The last two places I've worked, over half the techs/programmers had the habit. Just curious...

    19. Re:Easy by RevAaron · · Score: 1

      Really? Interesting question. May be area-dependent as well. I've not noticed that myself, but I've mostly worked in acedemic environments rather than corporate. But then again, chewing is something easier to keep from view than smoking- you're not as rank, yellow fingers, etc etc.

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    20. Re:Easy by quonsar · · Score: 1
      Cold turkey worked for me too, and I really think it's the best way to quit coffee, cigarettes, booze - in fact anything which doesn't work into your system so deeply that quitting cold turkey may be such a shock that it kills you.

      as a matter of fact, alcohol is far more dangerous to withdraw from cold turkey than heroin and other opiates. opiate withdrawal involves terrible cramping, hot and cold sweats, horrible nausea and other major discomforts, none of which are deadly. in the seriously addicted, sudden alcohol withdrawal can and does lead to seizures and death. heavy drinkers undergoing minor surgery etc are often served a beer or two in the hospital to avoid complications due to the onset of alcohol withdrawal.

    21. Re:Easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Get out there and ride a bicycle. Pick some nice hills. You'll cuss yourself silly. Lots of benefits for your heart and lungs. After a while, no more headaches. You can still drink coffee, but you will lose weight if you ride several miles a day, and spend some time doing that.

    22. Re:Easy by the_pointman · · Score: 1

      Everyone says start smoking. That makes your clothes/breathe/hair smell.

      Chewing tobacco is the answer.

      We're all geeks here, so it's not like you need to worry about the ladies. If you can't pack a dip, try the pouches. And no, you're lip won't fall off, and you can stop whenever you want.

    23. Re:Easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      K? you're preggers? noooo....... my quiet and kinda creepy fantasies of eloping with you are ruined.... ruined.... ;-)

    24. Re:Easy by M.+Silver · · Score: 2, Funny

      you're preggers?

      Well, no, that was four years ago.

      my quiet and kinda creepy fantasies of eloping with you are ruined.... ruined.... ;-)

      Based on the number of Slashdotters who visited the Phoenyx homepage as a result of my comment, it sounds like you're not alone.

      I suppose, in the interests of not getting anyone's hopes up, I should be changing my sig to something like "Yes, I'm a female geek. I'm also married, and a mommy, and probably too old for you. Sorry."

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    25. Re:Easy by benna · · Score: 1

      I would advise weed over cigarettes.

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    26. Re:Easy by Woefdram · · Score: 1
      On a regular, 8-hours workday, my daily dose of coffee is somewhere between 2 and 3 litres. Extra hours make for more coffee, of course ;)

      Ages ago I found out that I was addicted to the liquid gold, when I had a splitting headache that Asperin couldn't cure. Usually 2 Asperins make a headache disappear withing half an hour, but even a double dose didn't do anything. I started thinking and the only thing I could come up with was that I hadn't had any coffee that day. After 2 cups of black-n-strong, the headache was gone. That day, I got "caffeine addict" tattoo'd on my forehead ;)

      But quitting isn't all that difficult, I realised that the same day. If 2 cups of coffee are enough to fight the cold turkey effect, what's the problem in drinking only 2 cups of coffee a day?

      The real problem is not so much the caffeine itself, but the habit of drinking coffee. Changing from coffee to water is a way, but as some like to say that's like wasting your thirst. Tried beer, but my boss didn't really appreciate that ;) A reasonably good idea was to switch to fruit juice. It's healthy and doesn't make you want to refill your glass as soon as it's empty, something I have with coffee (I just can't stand an empty mug). But considering the fact that I drink a lot of coffee again, I'm sure that has its cons too...

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    27. Re:Easy by EvilAlien · · Score: 1
      Wahh wahh wahh... quit making excuses and get a new coping mechanism. Just quit.

      What you are describing sounds more like a carcinogenic crutch, not a "mental addiction".

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    28. Re:Easy by Darth23 · · Score: 1

      the nicotine-caffine double addiction rarely gets mentioned. But most of the people I've known who smoke or use nicotine in other forms also drink coffee or Coke or Diet Coke, - usually together.

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    29. Re:Easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm... caffeine and smoking both deaden your sense of taste and smell, chief.

    30. Re:Easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      smoke pot instead (not the shitty brown mexi-brick, but the good sticky green).
      it will make your body fat % go up, but you're creative levels will rise. better yet, keep the coffee, smoke pot, and chew vicodin HPs. it works for brad pitt and all the friends *stars*.
      keep you busy, creative and maybe even famous and shit.

    31. Re:Easy by weeboo0104 · · Score: 1

      Or cut the effects of caffeine by doing heroin.

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    32. Re:Easy by terrymac1956 · · Score: 1

      I used to drink at least a 6-pack of Pepsi every day - tapered off, substituting fruit juices and water. Now drink water by the liter. Had to take plenty of tylenol at first. Also, took up walking. Start with parking further away, walking up the stairs - then take a walk around the block at lunch time. Increase the distance as you are able. Buy some comfortable walking shoes. Before you know it, your heart will be working better, you'll be healthier, you'll drop weight. I use caffiene about once a month nowadays, I dropped 70 lbs, my resting heart rate is 55, and I don't get headaches anymore.

    33. Re:Easy by cyfan2000 · · Score: 1

      First, do it on a weekend. Not being at work will help you (less stress, okay to nap). Next, go cold turkey. Cutting down is crud. Be strong. The last trick? Drink LOTS of water. No Koolaid or decaff'd tea. Only water. (I figured out most of the time I thought I needed caffeine my body was really craving fluids.) I did the above. The headaches gone by Monday and I've been caf-free ever since! No desire for a soda or coffee. Every once in a while I'll do tea.

  2. Mental discipline by Brahmastra · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How about just stop taking caffeine, nicotine, or whatever it is you are addicted to (if you wish to stop that is).

    1. Re:Mental discipline by xSauronx · · Score: 0, Troll
      yeah, and for heroine addicts....just stop doing drugs.


      how does this get insightful? if he doesnt have the caffeine, he gets a headache. just stopping may work for some things, and some people, but if it was simple as that for him, dont you think he would have already?

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      By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth. -- George Carlin
    2. Re:Mental discipline by I+Be+Hatin' · · Score: 5, Insightful
      How about just stop taking caffeine, nicotine, or whatever it is you are addicted to (if you wish to stop that is).

      I suppose that would work, but have you ever had a caffeine-withdrawl headache? Maybe spending an indefinite amount of time with piercing pain in your head sounds okay to you, but I'd imagine ethanms would rather find a less painful alternative.

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    3. Re:Mental discipline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a complete retard. How this gets insightful is beyond me.

      An addiction is physical as well as mental. You really don't know the meaning of addiction do you?

    4. Re:Mental discipline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Physical is partly mental. a headache is nothing but a bunch of neural inputs translated by your brain.

    5. Re:Mental discipline by Radish03 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      That's not always a viable solution.

      I get migranes, and for them I take Excedrin Migrane pills. Usually I take 2, which in total contain 130 mg of caffiene (~3 cans of coke, ~9 Penguin Mints), and this makes the headache go away pretty quickly. For about a month straight during my senior year of high school, I got a migrane at almost the same time each day (give or take 20 minutes) so I would take the Excedrin and the headache would go away in about an hour. I was somewhat suspicious about this, as it happened daily, and I started to wonder if I was addicted to caffiene, so I experemented a bit. Some days I would bring something caffienated with me (like a Code Red Mountain Dew) and drink that before classes started. And wouldn't you know it, I didn't get headaches those days.

      When I did get a headache, however, I would have trouble paying attention to the class (paying more attention to the feeling that my brain was getting too large for my skull). So to go without caffiene completely wasn't a very good idea, so I started working myself off of it slowly. I got some caffienated mints, and would just eat a few of those before I knew I'd get a headache, and maybe a few more around the time I'd get a headache if I felt one coming on. And thats pretty much how I dealt with it, but I had to take it pretty slowly to ween myself from the caffiene.

    6. Re:Mental discipline by mixmasta · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Nah, he's right, although not very descriptive.

      Yes, he(the poster) can do it. Best to ease off of it though, gradually. Drink lots of water and pop a few ibuprofen to get through the headaches.

      Pay attention to your .sig and notice that we do have control of our own destiny, despite what the TV may have brainwashed you into believing. If someone can't do it alone then they need to get help, which he is starting to do here, it is nothing to be ashamed of.

      First decide you want to be free of caffeine, find how to get there (a road map), and excecute. Sounds like mental discipline to me. Stop being a pussy. =)

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    7. Re:Mental discipline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So the question is what to do for a headache?

    8. Re:Mental discipline by blincoln · · Score: 5, Informative

      I suppose that would work, but have you ever had a caffeine-withdrawl headache?

      I stopped getting them (the caffeine-based ones at least, see below) after about a month when I quit.

      I'd tried reducing my caffeine intake, but I just kept going back to it (especially when I had early morning meetings), so I figured cold turkey was the only way it was going to happen.

      I'd been drinking caffeinated beverages of one kind or another for about fifteen years (since I was ten or so), and at the end of it I was taking No-Doze in the morning and drinking a thermos full of coffee or black tea every day.

      It's been about six months, and I have only two minor complaints:

      - I can't drink the tea at my favourite Chinese restaurant anymore.

      - *Not* drinking caffeine (a painkiller) means that now I feel the migraines I've apparently been getting for a few years (according to my doctor). They're pretty infrequent, though, so I just keep a bottle of aspirin around.

      It took about three months before I wasn't really tired in the mornings. After that I was able to sleep normally and my hands don't shake anymore. Maybe I can finally use a soldering iron properly =).

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    9. Re:Mental discipline by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 3, Informative

      Hey, that's what worked for me. I got headaches if I didn't have 5-6 diet Cokes (as in regular cans) a day, and I also couldn't sleep at night (I know, you expect the opposite effect -- but a biologist explained it to me once and I forgot). Other side effects included congestion -- and I mean congestion that would begin after a few hours of no diet Cokes and would clear up within 15 minutes after drinking one.

      I saw what was happening and stopped, cold turkey, when I had 4 days off work in a row. I felt like crap for 2-3 days, then not too bad, and after a month, I felt better. I also felt better in the mornings, since I didn't need anything to get me going.

      (Oh, and I was lucky -- Cokes don't have nearly the strength of coffee, which I never could stand.)

      Caffiene free for 3 years, this month!

    10. Re:Mental discipline by higuy48 · · Score: 1

      What if he goes cold turkey for a weekend? Will that be long enough to get him off the addiction?

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    11. Re:Mental discipline by JPriest · · Score: 1

      I was out in the field on a military training exercise last year and I had this horrible head ache for 3 days. It was rainy cold, and I was miserable. I hate coffee but drank some only because I was soaking wet and freezing. About 2 minutes later my headache became nonexistent. It was then I realized that I consume way too much caffeine. I didn't have to quit drinking caffeine, just cut down. It was not difficult at all to drink it less often.

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    12. Re:Mental discipline by forevermore · · Score: 2, Funny
      *Not* drinking caffeine (a painkiller) means that now I feel the migraines I've apparently been getting for a few years (according to my doctor). They're pretty infrequent, though, so I just keep a bottle of aspirin around.

      Funny. My mom's migraines almost completely stopped when she stopped drinking coffee.

      ps. Bamboo Garden rocks.

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    13. Re:Mental discipline by Glonoinha · · Score: 1

      No.
      I accidently did this on vacaction (actually I accidently do this every vaction) and one day I was so totally enthralled with all the fun stuff I was doing I completely forgot to drink ice tea (my caffeine of choice.) By four in the afternoon I was a complete wreck, curled into a fetal little ball crying from a hurting body and head, couldn't figure out why. Once I realized what was happening it was too late, but the folks at Starbucks thought it was funny.

      Four day weekends are the worst for me because I am away from the office and off my schedule and routine of getting ice tea throughout the day, I am sooo not looking forward to this Sunday.

      If I had to guess, I would say it would take between 2 weeks and a month, and he would be one hurting SOB the first two weeks.

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    14. Re:Mental discipline by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 1

      If you can unproblematically quit it, it isn't really addiction.

    15. Re:Mental discipline by Deflagro · · Score: 1

      Finally someone who makes sense :)

      Addiction is all in the mind. I've never been addicted to anything and neither has my wife. If you are weak and get addicted, then don't do it. Suffer the pain of your ignorance and learn from it maybe. Cause and effect.

      Anyways, almost time to go home, yay!

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    16. Re:Mental discipline by Dixie_Flatline · · Score: 3, Informative

      Migraines tend to be a problem where the blood vessels in your head expand, causing extra pressure in your head. This is why many migraine sufferers have 'aura' or weird visual effects. The expanded blood vessels put pressure on the optic nerve.

      Caffeine is a vaso-constrictor, meaning it makes your blood vessels contract. It's a common cure for mild migraines. I suppose you can consider it a painkiller in the sense that it works a bit like a mild anti-inflammatory. Other things that may help are ice on the side of the head that feels warmest (which is also fairly common with migraine - a feeling that one side of your head is extra warm.)

      Anti-inflammatories are commonly prescribed to fight migraine. Ibuprophen works on mild ones, you'll see Celebrex and other more powerful ones prescribed as well. Asprin is also a non-steroidal anti-inflammatory that works for some people.

      There are a lot of other migraine drugs out there, including a bunch of migraine abortives that work well, even on severe (ie. the kind that cause vomiting and extreme pain) migraines.

      I'm not a doctor, but my SO has had migraines for years. As a result, I know a lot about symptoms and (temporary) cures.

      Lastly, despite the fact that the tea has caffiene in it, does it really mean that you can't drink it anymore? I've cut all caffiene from my life, but I still enjoy the tea at the restaurant with no ill effect.

    17. Re:Mental discipline by deadgoon42 · · Score: 1

      I stopped drinking caffeine for quite a while (and I still drink it only on rare occasions). I never had headaches or any other symptom people associate quitting. I think some of this might be mental or stress related. Just relax and try not to think about quitting. I also recommend drinking decaf coffee and tea and caffeine free sodas such as Diet Rite (which is also sugar, aspartame, and sodium free). You might also want to try drinking more water, you could be mildly dehydrated.

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    18. Re:Mental discipline by nick_davison · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It took about three months before I wasn't really tired in the mornings.

      I had to stop, like that, because of a medical diagnosis. Well, I could have continued but the consequences were unspeakable.

      The same diagnosis turned around pretty much everything, health-related, in my life. I changed my diet and started going to the gym every morning.

      The gym was really the secret for me. I've been a sworn night person for my entire life. After a month or two at the gym, my body got convinced it was supposed to fire up at 6:30am every day and started taking care of itself.

      It's convinced me that there are morning and night people, just not in the permanent, unalterable way most people think of it. Your metabolism shifts very slowly to suit what you do with your body. If, like most coders, you do next to no exercise during the day but regularly push your body to perform coding jags late at night, your metabolism will have shifted to suit that time of day. If you cut out the late nights and start pushing your body to the gym every morning, it will convert over.

      The only problem is, it takes a good month or two of serious commitment. I always swore people who said what I just said were full of it - but then I would try it for a couple of weeks, or go to the gym two mornings a week while sneaking in several late nights. Once I had to completely switch over, it happened relatively quickly.

      So, caffine is one way to get going in the mornings. Alternatively, get to the gym, every morning, without fail, and cut out the late nights, for two months. If, like me, you lose 10% of your body weight in the process, the attention from women'll more than make the effort worthwhile.

      Just one request: Leave it a couple of months. Those of us who go regularly already have to put up with the New Year's Resolution crowd for the next six weeks. ;)

    19. Re:Mental discipline by the+shoez · · Score: 2, Informative

      Watch the brand of ibuprofen you use though, because some of the "fast acting" brands actually contain caffeine ;)

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    20. Re:Mental discipline by BoldAC · · Score: 1, Informative

      Here's one doctor's experience and suggestions getting off caffeine.

      He describes his difficulty quitting cold turkey... and describes ways of cutting down.

      When I tried to quit, I found this helpful.

      AC

    21. Re:Mental discipline by EvilSporkMan · · Score: 1

      He's right about heroin - withdrawal is extremely unpleasant, and the drug changes the brain so as to cause the user to crave it. According to an article on caffeine addiction, "Nearly everybody -- 98 percent of the U.S. population1 -- regularly uses caffeine, an addictive drug with a withdrawal syndrome that often includes severe headache and nausea/vomiting."
      It's not as simple as "Stop taking it, you moron!", but it IS as simple as "Don't start."

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    22. Re:Mental discipline by BoldAC · · Score: 0

      Actually, to clarify, this guy helped me quit... and I'm one of the friends/patients that he helped get off caffeine. When I saw this "ask slashdot" I called and asked him to post it on his site.

      I quit all coffee (which was my main habit) and just used those penguin caffeine-full mints. I decreased the number of mints I used by four each day until I was off. I had headaches at the end.

      The doc originally suggested that I get off caffeine because I was having heartburn and palpations.

      AC

    23. Re:Mental discipline by sessamoid · · Score: 1
      Anti-inflammatories are commonly prescribed to fight migraine. Ibuprophen works on mild ones, you'll see Celebrex and other more powerful ones prescribed as well. Asprin is also a non-steroidal anti-inflammatory that works for some people.

      Celebrex is not more powerful than ibuprofen. In fact, it's less powerful at pain relief and anti-inflammation than ibuprofen. The advantage to Celebrex is that it's less likely to cause gastric irritation and subsequent bleeding ulcers (in the most severe cases) than the older NSAIDs. The other advantage (to the drug company and its stockholders) is that it's still under patent, so the drug company can charge a buttload of money for it. People need to get over the idea that because a drug is newer and more expensive, that it must therefore be better, stronger, faster, and more effective.

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      "No, no, no. Don't tug on that. You never know what it might be attached to."
    24. Re:Mental discipline by Hast · · Score: 1

      I think it varies a lot really. If I just don't drink coffee for a few days I usually get a mild headache the second and third day. After that it's nothing. (And I don't drink tea or soda instead.)

      I'm not quite sure for how long I've stayed off caffeine though. Since I've never really experienced any problems quitting (besides being very unproductive in the morning) I've never really tried quitting comletely.

    25. Re:Mental discipline by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 3, Informative
      Addiction is all in the mind.
      No. Addiction - real addition, not the "psychological addiction" people have started bandying about - is a physiological change in the nervous system. The body becomes reliant on the presence of a substance, and does not function properly without it.

      This is why withdrawl has physiological effects. In the case of alcohol or barbituates, the effects can be deadly, with other drugs

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    26. Re:Mental discipline by Davak · · Score: 1

      Absolutely true.

      COX2-inhibitors like celebrex may very well have unique long term side effects as well. Ibuprofen and other such NSAIDS block COX1 and COX2. Celebrex specifically inhibits only one side of this pathway.

      Studies are already on the way to see if COX-2 inhibitors increase one's risk for heart attacks.

      Davak

    27. Re:Mental discipline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are ignorant as well.

    28. Re:Mental discipline by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 1

      I've seen a huge varience. Which I find really annoying as I'm on the outer time limit of suffering. Personally I get hit bad on day two through four, and only feel back to normal after about three weeks. After I foolishly fell beck into the habit during finals, I'm on day three right now, and not looking foreward to how much longer I have.

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      Everything will be taken away from you.
    29. Re:Mental discipline by blincoln · · Score: 1

      Lastly, despite the fact that the tea has caffiene in it, does it really mean that you can't drink it anymore?

      Well, obviously my head wouldn't explode or anything if I did, but I know that it would just lead me back into my old caffeine habit.

      --
      "...always new atoms but always doing the same dance, remembering what the dance was yesterday." -Richard Feynman
    30. Re:Mental discipline by minderaser · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      - *Not* drinking caffeine (a painkiller) means that now I feel the migraines I've apparently been getting for a few years (according to my doctor).

      There's no pretty way to say this: you are WRONG.

      If aspirin makes _any_ difference whatsoever, you are NOT having a migraine. Bad headache? yea Migraine? no way

      There are no adjectives to describe exactly how crippling a real migraine is.

      You had to have your doctor tell you that you're having a migraine? BULLSHIT! Real migraines leave no doubt at all. None. When a migraine happens, it's not as if you may or may not notice it. When a migraine happens THAT IS ALL THERE IS. Can't run. Can't hide. It's got you, and there is nothing else in the world. Nothing.

    31. Re:Mental discipline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hear that taking a teaspoon of coffee or other caffeinated drink will take care of a caffeine headache.

    32. Re:Mental discipline by Weaselmancer · · Score: 1

      *Not* drinking caffeine (a painkiller) means that now I feel the migraines I've apparently been getting for a few years (according to my doctor). They're pretty infrequent, though, so I just keep a bottle of aspirin around.

      Careful which brand you buy. Read the label for a bottle of Excedrin sometime - they're caffeine pills with aspirin added. You might be getting migranes from your old addiction and calming them with caffeine fixes in the form of aspirin pills.

      Weaselmancer

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    33. Re:Mental discipline by dipipanone · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Addiction is all in the mind.

      No it isn't. Very real physiological changes take place in the Central Nervous System and in the brain. Do a Google search for the work of, oh, someone like Mary Jean Kreek.

      I've never been addicted to anything and neither has my wife.

      Ah yes. The *other* Slashdot effect. I know nothing at all about this subject, but I'm damned if I'm not going to post my ill-informed views anyway.

    34. Re:Mental discipline by minderaser · · Score: 1

      Several good points in your post:

      This is why many migraine sufferers have 'aura' or weird visual effects

      Caffeine is a vaso-constrictor, meaning it makes your blood vessels contract.


      One word: antihistamine

      More commonly know by the brand name, Benadryl

      It works. When I first experience my "aura" my first reaction is to take Benadryl IMMEDIATELY. Having done that, IF (and that's a big if) I can lie down and fall asleep I can "beat it" (beating it to me means being in pain for 6-8 hours. losing is agony for 14-18)

      Tell your SO to try it. It really does work.

    35. Re:Mental discipline by blugu64 · · Score: 1

      not sure if this is OT but it flows. I was look at/reading about diet sodas to see if I could cut out unnecessary calories from my diet. My roommate gave me a can of Diet Rite, with looks like a decent diet soda(no aspertane anyway) it tasted decent, but within 10 min I had the worst headache I've had in a good while. I have no clue what happened, but it totally broke all my willpower to cut out caffine, and also that of switching to diet sodas. anyone else with the same experience?

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    36. Re:Mental discipline by Dixie_Flatline · · Score: 1

      Actually, what would lead me to believe Celebrex is a more potent drug is mostly that it's a prescription drug. Ibuprophen is, of course, available at convenience stores. Perhaps it's the dosages that are being given out? I know that Ibuprophen does less for my SOs headaches than Celebrex does. She's on Celebrex precisely because the more powerful painkillers gave her incredibly bad stomach problems.

      There was a time when she was getting a migraine a day for one or two years. It's impossible to take painkillers (or even something like Amerge which is a migraine abortive, but leads to 'rebound' headaches) without some ill effects.

      (Relief of muscle tension was actually what got her down to more reasonable numbers of migraines per year. She ended up with some neck and shoulder problems from being in a car accident, and the tension was causing normal 'trigger' headaches.)

    37. Re:Mental discipline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vommitting from withdrawl is not though.

      I took the comment to be more quip about addiction in general.

      For caffine it really is a mind over matter. I just don't like it when people who have never dealt with addiction in their life or the life of someone they love say comments like "Just don't do it, mind over matter"

    38. Re:Mental discipline by filtur · · Score: 1
      - *Not* drinking caffeine (a painkiller) means that now I feel the migraines I've apparently been getting for a few years (according to my doctor). They're pretty infrequent, though, so I just keep a bottle of aspirin around.

      I saw this on the news one night and thought it was interesting. They said that too many pills for headaches can actually cause migraines. If you come to rely on them it's possible that after the relief runs out the headaches is actually worse than it was before the pill. Your body expects the relief and it comes headache comes raging back until you pop another pill.

      I quit caffeine cold turkey, but I've fallen off of the wagon. Is there a 12 step plan for caffeine?

    39. Re:Mental discipline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      have you ever had a caffeine-withdrawl headache?

      Nope. Not even when I quit :o)

      I used to drink 8 cups (or more) of coffee a day.. until they changed the coffee company at work (I couldn't stand the new stuff - way too bitter.. I think they weren't putting enough coffee for the amount of water..)

      I quit cold-turkey, with no ill effects.

      When I got married, someone gave us a coffee maker as a gift.. so I started drinking coffee again.. only two cups a day (one before work, and a travel mug for the car)

      I always thought "caffiene headaches" were a myth, but maybe I'm just lucky? :o)

    40. Re:Mental discipline by the+unbeliever · · Score: 1

      there are various degrees of migraine pain.

      All come with the various side effects (halos, light sensitivity, nausea, etc), but I've had clinical migraines that range from severe discomfort and no intrusion into my daily activity, to migraines that make me supremely annoyed, but able to function, all the way to migraines that make me lock myself in the bedroom, put towels over the windows, and cry for a week.

    41. Re:Mental discipline by forkspoon · · Score: 0

      "Lastly, despite the fact that the tea has caffiene in it, does it really mean that you can't drink it anymore? I've cut all caffiene from my life, but I still enjoy the tea at the restaurant with no ill effect."

      Perhaps you were never addicted. I was (and I have since quit, but I drink it maybe once every few months or something like that), and everytime I drink a coke or have some tea, I feel SUPER for the rest of the day but when I wake up the next morning I usually feel like shit with a headache.

    42. Re:Mental discipline by BoldAC · · Score: 1

      This is absolutely not true.

      Once a caffeine related headache kicks in, it will not go away with just caffeine.

      Headaches feed in on themselves. This is why people with migraines are told to take their medication when they feel the headache coming on.

      Headaches often cause decreased gastic motility anyway... which is why severe headaches can cause nausea and vomiting.

      Your type of misinformation fools people into thinking their headaches are not related to caffeine. They slug down some coffee and their headache doesn't let up... so they say it's not the caffeine. This is just not true.

      AC

    43. Re:Mental discipline by LauraScudder · · Score: 1

      I've found that if I drink less than two caffinated beverages per day (my choice one being Dr. Pepper) then I don't get headaches when I suddenly skip a day or a week or more. So I'd recommend to someone getting down to two a day for a few weeks before going cold turkey and then you probably won't even have to deal with the headache side effect.

      I understand you on the migraine issue. For mine I actually like to take Excedrin migraine, which is a cocktail of aspirin, tylenol and (yea!) caffeine, which knocks it out real quick. Works for me way better and faster than the handful of advil I'd use otherwise, and it doesn't make me feel like I just had a shot of caffeine. I don't even work for excedrin.

    44. Re:Mental discipline by LauraScudder · · Score: 1

      I have to argue with you here. I get migraines: I feel nauseous, see auras, etc etc. but taking advil or excedrin works for me....eventually, after an hour or so being miserable. Just because it's treatable with over the counter medicine doesn't mean can't be just a mild migraine.

    45. Re:Mental discipline by Rob+Simpson · · Score: 1
      Actually, Celebrex (celecoxib) is more potent than ibuprofen - a typical dosage of Celebrex for arthritis might be one or two 200mg capsules a day, while ibuprofen dosages range from 300-800 mg, three to four times a day, up to 3200mg. But potency doesn't mean much. The important thing is that the COX-2 inhibitors (Celebrex, Vioxx (rofecoxib), Bextra (valdecoxib)) are relatively far less potent at inhibiting COX-1, which (among other things) is involved in making prostaglandins that stimulate mucus and bicarbonate secretion in the stomach. Since GI damage and ulcers are usually the dosage-limiting side-effects of NSAIDs, COX-2 inhibitors can produce a level of pain and inflammation relief that may not be possible in some people with other NSAIDs.

      The "newer and more expensive" thing is most obvious in cardiovascular meds. Hydrochlorothiazide (which costs a few dollars a year) and aspirin versus outrageously expensive Plavix (half a million pounds per event prevented, whee) and crap like Adalat.

    46. Re:Mental discipline by Glonoinha · · Score: 1

      I would guess a lot of it has to do with the amounts ingested daily. I consume the caffeine contained in 4 tea bags (black tea) about every 8 hours (I make tea by the teapot and then chill it, drink it straight over ice, no sugar or anything else.) According to back of the envelope rough calculations I take in about 50 to 100 mg of caffeine per hour, 600-800mg per day.

      That is pretty close to a full gram of caffeine per day for me, and I guess I am on the 'heavy user' side of the scale. If I just stopped drinking tea I would kill someone (probably myself, but no guarantees.)

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      Glonoinha the MebiByte Slayer
    47. Re:Mental discipline by Lendrick · · Score: 1

      Yeah, mine went away too... My girlfriend is a med student, and she was the one who prodded me to give it up (I was drinking maybe 6 or more cans of soda a day). Cold turkey worked for me, but I was really bad the first few days, and pretty grumpy and waspish for about a month. People will tell you that getting over a caffeine addiction only takes three days; that's a load of crap. It takes a month. :)

      Anyway, cold turkey is a good way to go -- just be prepared to deal with being in a bad mood.

      P.S., re the smoking comments on top. Apparently you can treat UC and the like with nicotine after you get them. Smoking as a preventative measure prior to diagnosis is a good way to get lung cancer and heart disease.

    48. Re:Mental discipline by penguin7of9 · · Score: 2, Funny

      The gym was really the secret for me. I've been a sworn night person for my entire life. After a month or two at the gym, my body got convinced it was supposed to fire up at 6:30am every day and started taking care of itself.

      Horrible. Most interesting things (art, social events, deep thoughts, love) happen at night. Let that be a warning: go to the gym and civilization goes down the tubes.

      the attention from women'll more than make the effort worthwhile.

      Too bad you won't be awake to take advantage of it.

    49. Re:Mental discipline by Shockmaster · · Score: 0
      Lastly, despite the fact that the tea has caffiene in it, does it really mean that you can't drink it anymore? I've cut all caffiene from my life, but I still enjoy the tea at the restaurant with no ill effect.

      Ummm....apparently you haven't. :)

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    50. Re:Mental discipline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Strangely, migraine suffers will find (as I did) that a caffeine withdrawl headache is nothing compared to a full blown migraine, and is easily tolerated. Pain does tend to be relative.

    51. Re:Mental discipline by ticklish2day · · Score: 1

      I used to drink at least 6 cans of Pepsi a day. One fine day in September, I decided I had enough of caffeine and soda so I made a spur-of-the-moment decision to stop consuming it. I knew it all depended on my will power and I was determined to make it work. I spent the next 4 days with a terrible headache. I compensated by drinking lots and lots of water and running five miles a day. Then the headache went away. I haven't consumed any caffeine-laced products since then. My experience is that if you have the will power you can do anything.

    52. Re:Mental discipline by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      I get them from too much sleep as well as too little food. Your brain sends the chemicals for migraines when something is off ballance. Whether its glucose level or caffine or seratonin.

      Cut down on sleep and eat more. Just my advice.

    53. Re:Mental discipline by ztwilight · · Score: 1
      The gym was really the secret for me. I've been a sworn night person for my entire life.

      I don't see the correlation between exercise and being a night owl. I regularly go to sleep between 2-5 am and get up at 10 am every day, and yet I do weekly 4-10 mile runs, in addition to other exercise.

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    54. Re:Mental discipline by zeath · · Score: 1

      I was addicted to caffeine a few years ago from drinking coffee entirely too frequently throughout the entire day while at work (programming). I was downing almost a quart by the end of the day, in addition to any caffeinated sodas and chocolate bars I had during lunch.

      When I quit, the withdrawl symptoms lasted for about a month. The typical length for withdrawl is about a week, but it also depends on the dosage your body is used to. I used the subject to write a few papers on for some college classes I was taking at the time. Both were arguments, one oral and one written, for the regulation and mandatory disclosure of the amount of added caffeine. While I attempt to avoid being preachy (I take caffeine addiction issues to heart and sometimes get overzealous), I'd like to follow up with what blincoln said and point out a few interesting things about caffeine and its addiction. (which I'm mostly paraphrasing from my papers)

      - Caffeine constricts the blood vessels in the brain, leading to a marked reduction in cerebral blood flow, and interferes with brain biochemistry. When a test group was taken off of caffeine and were still in the withdrawl stage, the participants were able to perform simple tasks like addition and subtraction faster than those who remained on the caffeine.

      - A fair dose of caffeine (100mg, or about the amount in a 20oz bottle of Mountain Dew) can greatly decrease recall and reasoning. Most people score better taking tests based on facts or logic during any stage in withdrawl than on a caffeine high. Many people will confuse their tiredness with an inability to concentrate, which creates an excuse to lose focus on the task at hand.

      - Almost any dose of caffeine, even the 7mg a child gets from a carton of chocolate milk from a grade school cafeteria, is enough to induce addiction at some level. Addiction is just the withdrawl symptoms, including tiredness, headaches, or other perceived ailments, which guise as a need for more caffeine.

      It should be noted that not everyone fits perfectly with the research data. My sources also noted that some people can be relaxed by caffeine, or be able to take large doses without experiencing any of the withdrawl symptoms. Personally, my exception from the popular research data is the recall and reasoning scores. I find that I work (programming) best while on a caffeine high, even though maintaining that high requires a larger dose each successive time, unless I wait the week for withdrawl symptoms for subside and allow my body to reorient itself.

    55. Re:Mental discipline by bm_luethke · · Score: 1

      I know how it feels. I think it is still the best way to quit.

      Over a year ago I got an acute case of pneumonia (I've always had lung problems with bronchitis and occasional pneumonia, but nothing like this). Basically I was on over 1000mg of various strong antibiotics for well over a month (about 40 days or so). I am still having lung issues.

      The net effect of this was after I regained enough of my mental acuity to remeber to take my blood pressure regularly I discovered that because of the combination of lack of oxygen and caffine intake my *at rest* heart rate was 140-160 beats per minute. Not to mention what it was after running up the steps (and why doing so greatly winded me, more than simply what my lungs should have done).

      Basically I was given a choice of quit taking caffene or die - I chose to quit caffene. It ended up not being as hard as I had imagined. Withdrawl was maybe a week, sleepy/lethargic for a few months after that (though that could very well have been part of the recovery from pneumonia).

      I still miss it sometimes when I need to stay awake for longer periods of time. In the end it's pretty easy if you want to, if you don't really want to then any and all things make you go back with excuses (nothing wrong with that, just that is what people, including myself, do in those cases). If you want it then it really doesn't matter how you quit - but I will propose that anything but "no more!" and you really don't want it.

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    56. Re:Mental discipline by crsgrg · · Score: 1

      He doesn't seem to have a real problem with headaches if they will go away as soon as he gets his caffiene fix.

      If he drinks just enough to stop the headache, and not drink any more for the rest of the day (or until the headache comes back), he should be able to taper off quite quickly (given sufficient mental discipline).

      (My caffiene withdrawal headaches do NOT get relieved by any amount of caffiene intake, and generally last an entire weekend, but don't come back if I've laid off or cut back to an average of 3 cups a day.)

    57. Re:Mental discipline by Dixie_Flatline · · Score: 1

      Okay, maybe I should have said that I've cut all regular caffeine use form my life. I don't have a daily cup of coffee or pop or anything. :)

    58. Re:Mental discipline by memco · · Score: 1

      A friend of mine was able to kick his addictions by going to the gym. Though all he did was workout work, and not much else, but it seems to be able to help. On another note, I'm toying with the idea of cutting back on caffeine, but I only drink 2 sodas a day most days. I usually drink about that much water as well. Is there really any incentive for me to give it up? I wouldn't say I'm addicted per se, I sometimes get headches without caffeine, but I have been known to go for days without it and had no effects whatsoever.

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    59. Re:Mental discipline by olrik666 · · Score: 1

      "How about just stop taking caffeine, nicotine, or whatever it is you are addicted to (if you wish to stop that is)."

      Sure, why not? Just stop. Nothing to it, really. Man, you should get a Nobel Prize or something. Nobody ever suggested that before. If those things were not, you know, *addictions*, it would be easier and we would not have this thread.

      Boy, I hate pissant doctrinaires.

    60. Re:Mental discipline by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1
      Yeah, but you have to adjust your lifestyle too...espically with caffeine.

      Like the guy above who bragged about only needing 4 hours sleep...that's unnatural! the other problem with caffine is that it's typically tied to sugar...in other words, you are skipping good meals with proper mental vitamins by grabbing a 'dew and slamming out code for another 4 hours. That's not healthy. I've run into my own problems, and even on the days I have pop, limit myself to only 2x20oz, or I'll start getting sick from all the sugar. Seriously, get your system accustom to going without caffeine, sugar, and other nasty stuff, and you will feel and work much better, think much clearer, rest better, and actually code better! It's the difference between beign awake and alert and simply working with a whip to your back.

    61. Re:Mental discipline by Chutzpah · · Score: 1

      Yes, yes I have had a caffeine withdrawal headache, and it is not pleasant, but I had headache levels put in perspective a couple of weeks ago when I got viral meningitis (which carries a pretty nasty headache), I went to the hospital (I felt extremely sick and I recognized a sore neck as a symptom of meningitis). They did a lumbar puncture (extracted spinal fluid) to check if I had bacterial meningitis, which can kill you in a matter of hours. It was viral, but after I got home I started getting headaches. I was fine as long as I was lying down, but as soon as I sat or stood up my head would start to hurt far more than anything I have felt in my life, and 3 extra strength Tylenol combined with 2 Ibprofen had absolutely no effect whatsoever. I hadn't vomited since I was 12 before this, but after about 20 seconds the pain had me doubled over. I went back to the hospital (the pain from sitting in the car long enough to get there had me vomiting up blood). (I hadn't successfully eaten or drunk anything in 3 days so I was rather dehydrated, they promptly put me on intravenous as well) After spending the night getting injected with pain killer every few hours (I don't know what the pain killer they used was) they said that the hole in my spine from the lumbar puncture was leaking, and this was causing the fluid that supports my brain to be low. When I sat or stood it would cause the fluid to come out and my brain was pulling down on the tissues above it causing the headache. They gave me a "blood patch" which involves taking blood from the arm and putting it in the back over the hole from the lumbar puncture, you lie down for at least two hours after, the blood coagulates and plugs the hole. I went home after that, was alright for that night and the day after, but I started getting the headaches (albeit not as bad) again after sitting/standing for abut 45 minutes, so I went back for a second blood patch, since then I have been fine.

      The whole experience did give me some persecutive on headache levels though. My girlfriend's mother apparently knows someone who had the same condition and the pain made her black out almost instantly, and an online friend of mine who is a migraine sufferer and also had the same condition (after a lumbar puncture for a different reason) told me that the pain was at least ten times as bad as a migraine. Nowadays I can deal with a caffeine withdrawal pretty well.

    62. Re:Mental discipline by bobintetley · · Score: 1

      "How about just stop taking caffeine, nicotine, or whatever it is you are addicted to (if you wish to stop that is)."

      This is insightful? You've obviously never been addicted to anything in your life. And not caffeine - I think that guy should take up smoking, crack cocaine or heroin and then come back when he has a *real* problem.

      I have tried to give up smoking 14 times over the last 8 years, and I cannot describe to you the physical unpleasantness of nicotine withdrawal - stomach cramps, nausea, complete inability to concentrate, irritability, insomnia.

      Nothing winds me up quite like people like you who say "Why don't you just stop then?". Why do you think? Why do you think there are support groups, replacement therapies and such for smokers, and they STILL don't have a great success rate?

    63. Re:Mental discipline by Deflagro · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry but it can still be overcome mentally. I've done the hard drugs, I've done it all. Never been addicted. Came close with Demerol but that stuff is way too strong. Believe me, if you're weak you will get addicted, I've never been addicted and I've smoked, drank, done all the bad stuff, minus injecting, that's just nasty. But I have known people on heroin and they dropped it with ease. There are others that had their lives ruined, but hey, what do I know.

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    64. Re:Mental discipline by dustmote · · Score: 1

      I don't mean to come across the wrong way on this, and believe me I do understand the caffiene headache phenomenon quite well, but all you people complaining about caffiene withdrawals should really try heavy amphetamine withdrawals for a couple of days. I promise you, that headache is nothing on one that lasts for three months, and is a subtle type of headache that you Just Can't Ignore(tm). Not to mention a very profound lack of energy for a very, very long time, a creative "inner voice" that keeps finding excuses to keep going with the addiction, and my personal favorite - deep, deep depression. After an experience like that (the relics of a misspent youth), caffiene seems pretty small potatoes. The interesting side effect is a great mistrust of all stimulants now, though. I don't really care for more than one cup of coffee every couple of days, and even then that's when I'm just not getting enough sleep. Massive amounts of water are my drug of choice nowadays.

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    65. Re:Mental discipline by beforewisdom · · Score: 1
      - *Not* drinking caffeine (a painkiller) means that now I feel the migraines I've apparently been getting for a few years (according to my doctor). They're pretty infrequent, though, so I just keep a bottle of aspirin around.
      I read that aspirin can make migrane headaches worse over the long term. You might want to see a doctor to see if you have ordinary headaches or if you really have migranes.
    66. Re:Mental discipline by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      Believe me, if you're weak you will get addicted,

      "Weakness" has nothing to do with addiction, and bullshit judgemental attitudes like yours often lead to people taking foolish chances ("I'm not weak so I won't have a problem") or not getting help ("If I get help I'd be admitting weakness").

      I'm glad you didn't get addicted, but that fact reveals no superiority on your part - any more than not getting cancer means you're "superior" to those who have.

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    67. Re:Mental discipline by Kruid · · Score: 1

      you're so full of SH*T ! Obviously, you've never had to do anything that required any discipline or you would not make such an asinine statement like "just stop ..." .

      As someone who's quitting nicotine (smoking) - 3 months and I still have daily cravings, headaches, irritability, stress.

      It's not that easy. At any time I could fall right back into smoking just to feel "normal" for a while.

      -k

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    68. Re:Mental discipline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You shouldn't overgeneralise. I exercise regularly too, and have found that my body has reacted to it by staying up later and generally being more awake. I used to never go out past 2am, now I'm not even tired by 6am.

      And really, women do pay more attention to you if you have a toned body. And the endurance you gain in bed is pretty nice too.

    69. Re:Mental discipline by killmeplease · · Score: 1

      Addiction is a clinical disorder. If it were so easy to stop substances there would be no treatment centers, 12 step programs. Nicotine and Caffiene products do not have the stigma of hard drugs because a) they don't impare our lucidity when interacting with others b) the cheap nature of these drugs means coffee addicts and smokers do not have to steal stuff in order to get their fix. All of this does not mean that withdrawls are hard to deal with and a cup of coffee dosn't sound a world better than a weekend of pain.

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    70. Re:Mental discipline by Brahmastra · · Score: 1

      and there are people who just decide to stop smoking one fine day and stop. Maybe you just don't have the required discipline.

    71. Re:Mental discipline by Anonymous+Slacker · · Score: 1

      Lastly, despite the fact that the tea has caffiene in it, does it really mean that you can't drink it anymore? I've cut all caffiene from my life, but I still enjoy the tea at the restaurant with no ill effect.

      If kept in small, infrequent doses, tea, like other caffeinated products can be occasionally enjoyed by us current and former caffeine addicts without ill effect.
      I'd never been much of a coffee person, but was a heavy caffeinated soda drinker when I was younger. I quit drinking soft drinks entirely for a couple years cold-turkey back in high school (about 10 years ago) in an effort to cut down on excessive sugar intake to control my weight, and recall suffering through some nasty headaches around the same time (retrospectively I can only assume they were caffeine-withdrawal, though at that time I had no clue and just dealt with it)
      Over the years since then I'd developed a taste for tea, green tea in particular, but a couple years back after getting into a rather regular habit of drinking green tea during work for a couple weeks, I went through a few nasty withdrawal headaches again when I stopped.
      So even now, years after having eliminated caffeine from my regular diet, the withdrawal headaches can be triggered if I (unwittingly or intentionally) drink too much of something containing the drug, and I prefer to make an effort to watch what I consume to keep the drug out of my system than run the risk of future complications/discomfort that would result from withdrawal.

      Though I do miss green tea. sigh.

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    72. Re:Mental discipline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I've not had a caffeine withdrawl headache, I have gone through quitting heroin coldturkey. I knew what it would do to me (by that point I'd already developed a hole straight through to my brain (I could make my eye twitch by poking my brain w/ a q-tip.)) While it was hell, I knew that it was what I had to do, and personally think that, with the right will, anyone can quit anything. Even now (eight years later) I still experience significant cravings, but the knowledge of what is good for me is enough to keep me off. Just to provide my own response to the above. Is the knowledge of the minute problems associated with caffeine (or even nicotine) addiction (and satiation) enough to make a difference like knowledge of the problems with taking heroin were for me? Discuss...

    73. Re:Mental discipline by willtsmith · · Score: 1


      Personally, I was a caffiene addict for over 10 years (realized this afterward).

      After quitting, I can eat or drink NOTHING with caffiene. I can't drink Pepsi or Coke. I can no longer embibe the Doctor (my lost master ;-) I can't have chocolate. I can't even drink Lipton Brisk. If I do, I migraine comes for me 4-5 hours later.

      BTW, Sierra Mist SAYS that it doesn't have caffiene. I can tell you from my migraine based caffiene detector that IT DOES!!!!

      Ways eleviate the symptoms:

      * Ibuprofin
      * Naproxin Sodium
      * Ice Pack on the head.
      * Humming works surprisingly well, go figure. This is probably why migraine sufferers are so fond of screaming.

      People addicted to caffiene don't REALIZE they are because they are typically chronic users. The Migraine's come after your body eliminates the caffiene. If your a heavy user, that can be as long as a day. Like say SATURDAY.

      For years I had head splitting migraine and severe nauseau EVERY SATURDAY!!!! Except when stuff was overdue and I went to work on Saturday where the free 4-5 cans of Dr Pepper was. Hmmmm...

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    74. Re:Mental discipline by willtsmith · · Score: 1

      Makes you think that there should be a Surgeon General's warning on every caffinated beverage.

      Ultimately, it's everyone's personal choice. But there should be informed consent. People shouldn't have to suffer Migraine's for years and finally discover that it was caffiene.

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  3. Just bear through it. by Goalie_Ca · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Just stick it through and soon enough you'll be free. Learn to drink water instead.

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    1. Re:Just bear through it. by Calmiche · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, I found that Orange juice seems to be a much better alternative.

      The sugar seems to keep the headache down a bit, while the exta vitamin C dosen't hurt any. It also seems to help with the cravings. Perhaps I just have a sweet tooth?

      One of the problems I had with water was that it didn't taste appealing. Anything you can do to flavor it helps out.

      Calmiche,

    2. Re:Just bear through it. by MrResistor · · Score: 3, Informative

      Just stick it through and soon enough you'll be free. Learn to drink water instead.

      My advice exactly.

      Most of the common addictions (nicoteine, alcohol, caffiene) have a short withdrawl period, usually just a couple of days. I would plan 2 or 3 days for it, over the weekend might be best unless you can take the productivity hit at work. Just accept the fact that you're going to be an irritable jerk for those few days, and maybe forwarn the people you care about.

      Drink lots of water, and try to get plenty of sleep. The problem is not so much the lack of caffiene in your system as it is the toxins it leaves behind, and those need to be flushed out.

      The rest of the problem is habit, and water will work there to. Whenever you feel like you need a cup of coffee or a can of soda, drink some water instead.

      The upside that you have to look forward to is that you won't be nearly as tired all the time, and thus you won't feel so much like you need the stuff. And, of course, on the occasions when you do really need it, a little will go farther than you could possibly imagine now. (I typically have about a half cup of coffee maybe twice a month and it really kicks my ass, and I am NOT a small guy).

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    3. Re:Just bear through it. by BagOBones · · Score: 1

      I found the same thing. The headache is often from dehydration so water or juice are good things to drink, but I found that I needed to get the sugar boost back as well so juice works better untill you have been off the cola and coffee for a few weeks.

      Once your off it for a while you will probably start to sleep better and feel better.

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    4. Re:Just bear through it. by blincoln · · Score: 1

      Learn to drink water instead.

      Ah, foul stuff that is. I'd recommend caffeine-free soda pop or tea instead.

      I can't argue with your choice of university, though. I used to be the network admin for The Peak while I was going there.

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    5. Re:Just bear through it. by yintercept · · Score: 4, Informative
      Actually, I found that Orange juice seems to be a much better alternative.
      Plain water is much better than any of the sugared waters available. I just did a quick web search...most mentioned that people should drink 2.5 liters of water a day. If it is hot, you need to drink more. When I was on fire crew, they demanded we drink 4 liters or water a day. Drinking that much orange juice will make you rotund. I would have maybe a glass of OJ in the morning and 9 glasses of water throughout the day.
    6. Re:Just bear through it. by sirinek · · Score: 1

      Drinking OJ instead of water (meaning you dont drink any plain water) will not only make you rotund as another poster wrote, but it will give you kidneystones. Not just ouch. But twenty-ouch.

    7. Re:Just bear through it. by Eskarel · · Score: 1
      This is really about the only real option, I kicked it for a while(not too long admitedly, but it is doable) a couple of times, haven't had the motivation to do so again.

      It's terribly unpleasant, but giving it up is pretty much the only way to do it, it's usually too much of a habit to cut down gradually as you would with cigarettes or some such, once you've had one you easily go back for another(same as you would if you tried to cut back on cigarettes without aid).

      I found the pain and duration of the headaches is relative to how addicted you are, at the point you're currently at(the level I'm back to now) it'll probably be a good week before you start to feel significantly better about it.

      It may of course not really be worthwhile for you to actually do this. Personally the way I figure it is that, as far as things to be addicted to caffeine is relatively harmless(good oral hygeine and a reasonable amount of excercise will overcome most of the problems associated with the sugar and most likely at this point caffeine no longer really has any major effect on you unless you don't consume it). It doesn't bother other people the way smoking does or impair your ability to function the way alcohol does so unless you have a real reason for giving it up(which will help you in the process) dont' really bother.

      However if you really need to kick it, cold turkey is about the only way which will work, and it will be terribly unpleasant for a while after which point you just have to have the will power to stay away from it.

    8. Re:Just bear through it. by dbirchall · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah. Turkey is a dish best served cold. Sure, it might suck more than most people's - when I stopped drinking Mt. Dew, my withdrawal was pretty incapacitating and lasted at least 2-3 weeks. (I had $39 in late fees at the library when I finally made it back...)

    9. Re:Just bear through it. by SiO2 · · Score: 1

      Learn to drink water instead.

      That worked for me. Several years ago, I went from two pots of coffee during the work day, to six Cokes, and finally cut back to just water during the day. I didn't experience any headaches, but everyone's body chemistry is different so your mileage may vary.

      I have to tell you, though, that on rare occasions I need a pick up in the afternoon, which is when the lack of caffeine saturation in my system really helps with the kick.

      Good luck!

      SiO2

    10. Re:Just bear through it. by xigxag · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The problem with "quick web searches" is that you wind up googling up a lot of misinformation.

      In fact, there is no strong medical evidence that people under normal circumstances need to drink large quantities of water.

      See here.

      and here.

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    11. Re:Just bear through it. by Stormin · · Score: 1

      I found it took a bit more than 2 days for me. At a certain point though I started sleeping a lot better and then I was more willing to put up with the exhaustion late in the day (which was quickly going away at that point).

      One person I worked with quit a few months before me, was caffine free for months... had a cup of coffee one morning because it was a freezing day and he wanted to warm up... and was back on it on a regular basis. I decided to drink one caffinated beverage a week just to make sure I didn't become so sensitized to it that I could end up in that position. I have to do this before 1 PM now, though, or it keeps me up the following night. There's a brief desire for more about 24 hours later. But at least I know that I'm not going to end up going back to the volumes I was at.

    12. Re:Just bear through it. by WindBourne · · Score: 4, Informative

      Most of the common addictions (nicoteine, alcohol, caffiene) have a short withdrawl period, usually just a couple of days.

      Obviously, you have not been a smoker, a drinker, or soda drinker.
      I have quite smoking twice. The first time, It was somewhat difficult, but not bad. I did not smoke for 6 months. Then I thought just one while at a bar. By the night I had smoked a packed and was back at it for about 4 years. When I quit the 2'nd time, it was a bitch. For the first week, I basically stade away from everyone; I was on a 1 week vacation and just kinda of slept through it. After that, I get rid of all my old smoking habits. To this day (3 years later), I still crave cigs when in old habits (such as eating and studying).

      In years past, I have drank large amounts (as well as did other things) and would be considered an alchoholic by some definations. Yet, I found it trivial to go with out for months on end. Each of us have their own addictions.

      So what is the point? If the poster is having a difficult time withdrawing and really wishes to, then I suggest taking about 1 week off from work, avoid old habits, and sleep it off. Once you get past it, then avoid all caffeine. Over time, you may be able to go back to a little bit, but based the posting, I doubt it.

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    13. Re:Just bear through it. by dsplat · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Ordinary headache remedies will reduce the severity of the headache during caffeine withdrawl. However, some of them include caffeine. Check the label.

      Also, dehydration isn't going to help anything. Make specific plans for what you are going to drink. Caffeine-free sodas work okay if that's what you're looking for. Water and juice are fine. I switched to seltzer. I lost the caffeine and the caleries at the same time. And it tastes better than the tap water.

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    14. Re:Just bear through it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The part about having to go through the temporary negative effects of quitting is probably obvious. What people need help with is what they can do to actually make it through without giving in to the addiction. I'd say use your willpower while you're not feeling the pain: Before you quit. Therefore I think it's not a good idea to lower the dose gradually, as that would prolong the time during which you have to fight your urge to "get a shot". Instead make it harder for yourself to fall back when your willpower fades:

      Get rid of opportunities to break your resolution. Remove the drug from your access. Cancel activities which you associate with consuming the drug. Prepare something that you like and will take your mind off your undertaking for as long as it will probably take plus some margin. I would avoid telling people what you're trying to do to reduce the negative enforcement when you fail, as that might keep you from trying again. On the other hand you could find the support helpful, unless your friends are the type who mock you for trying to get rid of a typical addiction (which is likely if they are addicted to caffeine themselves).

      All in all the most important advice is to keep yourself busy doing something during which you don't habitually consume the drug. If you're used to drinking coffee/soda while programming, then avoid programming for a few days and do something else. But don't do nothing -- that never works.

    15. Re:Just bear through it. by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      Strangely, in Canada, Mountain Dew doesn't have any caffeine. (Anyone know the reason for that?)

      Probably just as well. When I drank it as a kid, the sugar buzz alone was bad for the walls.

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    16. Re:Just bear through it. by supz · · Score: 1

      I'm curious... why did they demand you drink 4 liters of water a day, while you were on the fire crew?

    17. Re:Just bear through it. by cybermace5 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The upside that you have to look forward to is that you won't be nearly as tired all the time, and thus you won't feel so much like you need the stuff. And, of course, on the occasions when you do really need it, a little will go farther than you could possibly imagine now. (I typically have about a half cup of coffee maybe twice a month and it really kicks my ass, and I am NOT a small guy).

      There are other interesting effects from stopping caffeine intake.

      One is the effect on perceived intellectual quickness, or alertness in other situations. Caffeine is supposed to increase your mathematical abilities temporarily; I did a couple experiments nearly half a dozen years ago when I was studying for the SAT. Two cups of coffee immediately before the test increased my score by approximately 30 points. I had about three cups before that actual test and came away with a 1530 composite.

      Since then I have been almost constantly drinking coffee and caffeinated sodas. I never really thought about it much, because going without coffee always seemed to be more trouble than it was worth. Headaches? Sleepiness in class or work? Slower thinking abilities? Why bother? However I seemed not to have something I had while growing up and hating coffee. It seemed that I had less motivation and creativity than I usually did.

      A month or two ago I stopped drinking caffeine for about a week, mostly due to not bothering to stock up. Of course I went through the horrible mornings and pounding headaches, but after a couple days they were gone. And suddenly I felt more alive, I could focus on tasks, and I was able to learn things more quickly. I taught myself PHP and MySQL and built a community website complete with my own secure login and session management system, and I'm an EE not a programmer. It was great.

      I did some research and found out the reason for the headaches: caffeine constricts blood vessels in the brain. When you go off caffeine the blood vessels begin to expand back to their former size, and you feel the increased blood flow as a pounding, stabbing headache. Well, the brain is a organ that needs nutrients and oxygen to operate, and I have to assume that reducing blood flow to the brain might affect the overall performance. Sure, as a temporary stimulant, caffeine has a positive effect, but I think that long-term it actually reduces what you are capable of.

      I'm sitting here slurping down a caffeinated soda right now, my fourth or fifth one today. Should probably convince myself not to go down the soda aisle on my next shopping trip.

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    18. Re:Just bear through it. by Calmiche · · Score: 1

      Hmm. That is as may be if you are drinking coffee or diet sodas, but my main intake of caffiene comes from Coke. Just a quick label reading of a can of Coke and a jug of orange juice from my fridge says that 8 oz's of Coke contains 100 calories. The same amount of orange juice contains 110. It's not going to make to much diffence at those levels which one you drink. So, yes, if you are going from diet soft drinks, or if you want to loose weight at the same time, you probably want to stick to something with less sugar. I enjoy crystal light (5 calories, sugar free). Orange Juice also seemes to slake the nasty thirst that comes from caffiene withdrawls. However, whomever commented that much of the headache from not drinking caffiene could be dehydration certainy has a point. One study I was reading suggests that caffiene raises blood pressure. When you quit cold turkey, it drops your blood pressure, allowing more blood to collect in the head, causing a headache. All the symptoms should be gone in a maximum of 5 days. Some people only have the symptoms for one day. Calmiche,

    19. Re:Just bear through it. by fastidious+edward · · Score: 1

      2.5 litres is not a large quantity though. Sure some 'health experts' (non-registered doctors) advocate drinking 5 litres a day (i agree this is misinformation unless there are special circumstances, like running a marathon in the Sahara everyday). 2.5 litres is around the 8 glasses avocated by your local doctor, your local hospital, your local government, your federal government, the UN.

      Sure "quick web searches" is that you wind up googling up a lot of misinformation like a couple of crack-pot articles written by a couple of crack-pot doctors is also misinformation.

      Food contains salts which need increased water. Sugary products (including fruit and juices) need increased water so as not to put a strain on the kidneys. We perspite _a lot_ (including on our breath), exercise and living in dry or hot conditions take out more liquid, and we pass water in other, seemingly more solid, ways.

      It is interesting, however, that you criticise a post for jingoistic misinformation when your critique is far more jingoistic and far more misinformed.

      Medical problems resulting from dehydration (acute (in a short of space of time) or chronic (weeks, months or years)) are extremely well documented, 2.5 litres of water a day prevents this for most people (and where are the side-effects from drinking water?). Not getting this puts kidneys, cellular metabolism etc at far far higher risk.

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    20. Re:Just bear through it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been there - drinking 5 coffees and 3+ sodas a day. I didn't know I was addicted until I was on vacation for a few days.

      I suppose it is like smoking? Probably not, drinking anything else will be a substitute.

      How to beat this monkey!
      - I immediately cut back to 1 soda a day
      - After a week, I reduced to 3 cups of coffee daily.
      - I'm down to 1 coffee and 1 green tea weekdays - none on weekends.
      - I bring water to work now, so I don't get dehydrated. Basically, I always have something to drink to help with the drinking habit. When the water runs out, I've had enough until dinner. At home, I don't have any soda. Who wants to pay $1.29 for flavored water anyway?

      Good luck.

    21. Re:Just bear through it. by jelle · · Score: 4, Informative

      Water ... "Ah, foul stuff that is."

      If you don't like the 'taste' of water, then you probably never had good clean water.

      Get a five stage Reverse Osmosis water filter. They are truly amazing. They are so good they're in a whole different leage than those regular water/icemaker filters. The water from the reverse osmosis filter tastes better than bottled water. No foulness, no bitterness, no aftertastes, no lighheadedness, no smells, no nothing, just absolutely pure and clean water. Everything you make with it tastes better, even coffee or tea itself. About $150 at Samsclub, will last for years.

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    22. Re:Just bear through it. by muffen · · Score: 4, Informative

      I quit smoking too, and I did it cold turkey a few years ago. I didn't smoke for two years, but then I picked it up again (at burning man of all places in the world).

      Second time around, I was really pissed off at myself. I decided enough is enough, and I stopped, and haven't smoked for a while now. I've been weak at the pub a few times since I quit the second time, but I've managed to recover pretty nicely. Next morning when I woke up after having a cigarette in the pub, I decided it was only a minor setback, and I went on track straight away. Now it's been a few months since I had the last cigerette, and I feel really good.

      It may have been easier for me to quit smoking than a lot of people, because I didn't actually like smoking. I hated what it did to my throat. I'd wake up with a bad throat, and that annoyed me.

      BTW: I was smoking for around 7 years in total.

      I know that you are trying to break a caffeine addiction, but quitting smoking is very similiar. You just have to do it cold turkey. If it gets really bad, just remember why it is that way. Instead of thinking that a cup of coffie will fix the problem, remember that it is the source of the problem. You've come as far as asking for help, that means you really wanna quit... just do it!!

      In the end, only YOU can do it. Remeber that.

    23. Re:Just bear through it. by yintercept · · Score: 2, Informative

      This was for the forest service...so you would work for 12 hours in 100 degrees weather in a place that just happens to be on fire hitting the ground with a pulaski. I think they were worried about dehydration. I still find that I will drink 4 liters on a good day's bicycle ride.

    24. Re:Just bear through it. by canajin56 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes, I know the reason. It's not a very good one though. In Canada, there is a law that caffine cannot be added to any light-coloured beverage. So Cola and Root-Beer are fine. But Mountain Dew is not. Some people started selling caffinated water, but they got shut down eventually. Should have checked up on Canadian law before they started exporting ;)

      As for WHY it is against the law, I have no idea. Maybe to prevent people from adding it to all pop to make them addictive? Or maybe no reason at all. Lawmakers love to be arbitrary.

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    25. Re:Just bear through it. by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      30 points on the SAT is just noise. Sure, colleges place hard and fast limits, but 30 points is within your standard deviation. Your 'real' score could be higher or lower.

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    26. Re:Just bear through it. by ToasterTester · · Score: 1

      Take advantage of next time you get sick. When I have had a bad cold or flu, my caffine intake goes to almost zero. After I get better I'm still at low caffine level and can keep it low for a long time. I quit smoking the same way. Had a really bad cold and took advantage of it to stop smoking.

      Also instead of kicking caffine just reduce it. That is where I'm at today and no withdrawal. I've gone from drinking many pots of coffee a day to drinking a couple cups and a couple diet cokes. I drink more water instead.

    27. Re:Just bear through it. by sessamoid · · Score: 1
      Drinking OJ instead of water (meaning you dont drink any plain water) will not only make you rotund as another poster wrote, but it will give you kidneystones. Not just ouch. But twenty-ouch

      Where did you hear that orange juice gives you kidney stones? Orange juice intake is encouraged in people with kidney stones to help prevent recurrence.

      "Overall, orange juice should be beneficial in the control of calcareous and uric acid nephrolithiasis." J Urology 1992;149:1405-8

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    28. Re:Just bear through it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Your links are suspect:

      1. The both reference the same article.

      2. One is a subscription service, I prefer info to be open.

      3. From your nutritionnewsfocus.com link "Caffeine and alcohol are diuretics, that is they increase urine production, but much of the water in beverages that contain them does get used by the body." The definition is a diuretic is a substance that increases the production of urea, so to return urea to normal levels additional fluid is needed. Liquid used in them is used by the body, and more is needed too.

      4. From "ndmnutrition.com" link "Valtin thinks the notion may have started... er... so he doesn't have any justification other than quoting one line of a report which didn't advocate what he suggested it did.

      5. ...there is some evidence that the risk of certain diseases can be lowered by high water intake, the quantities needed for this beneficial effect may be less than 8 x 8.... Well by high he only means 2 litres, make of that as you will. So he accepts the risk of disease can be reduced, he back-tracks by saying only those people susceptable, but do you know ehat diseases youe are susceptable to? Diabetes only affects those susceptable to it, do you know if you are? Better safe than sorry?

      6. ...thirst begins when the concentration of blood (an accurate indicator of our state of hydration) has risen by less than two percent, whereas most experts would define dehydration as beginning when that concentration has risen by at least five percent. Those that are seriously dehydrated lose their thirst.

      7. In the end this is the belief of one lone doctor, vs the entire medical world. A bit like SCO claiming UNIX rights, no? Well, SCO have a much better founded case.

      8. What are the problems with drink water he mentions? 1. ...possible exposure to pollutants, especially if sustained over many years like breathing air, try to drink clean water like you breath clean air. 2. frequent urination, which can be both inconvenient and embarrassing assuming 2/3 of what is drunk is urinated, that makes about 1.5 litres, which is what... 4-5 trips to the loo? 3. expense, for those who satisfy the 8 x 8 requirements with bottled water then drink from the tap, or refil a plastic bottle from the tap if a bottle must be used 4. feelings of guilt for not achieving 8 x 8 if you believe his diatribe there will be a feeling of guily from drinking water. Why feel guilty if not achieving 8*8, just sit down for a minute and drink a few glasses, only procrastination causes guilt/stress.

      This doctor is a loony, you, sir, are even more of a loony for not being able to criticise and see flaws in their arguments.

    29. Re:Just bear through it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that is not neccissarily addiction.

      I used to eat ramen noodles while watching Stargate SG-1. Nearly every single night for a few months. (No I did not get fat I have a very active lifestyle).

      To this day, a year or more later, I still feel quite a strong craving for ramen noodles when I watch SG-1. I'm serious.

    30. Re:Just bear through it. by rgmoore · · Score: 1
      The rest of the problem is habit, and water will work there to. Whenever you feel like you need a cup of coffee or a can of soda, drink some water instead.

      Decaf can be a helpful crutch, too. You can simply substitute it for full-strength coffee whenever you'd drink that. This is especially good for people who actually enjoy coffee for more than its caffeine content. An important note, though, is that decaf is not completely caffeine free; it contains something like 2-5% of the caffeine content of normal coffee, so if it's important to you to cut out caffeine completely it won't work.

      (Further note: the correct spelling in caffeine. This violates the normal English rule of I before E except after C or sounding like AY. This is because "ine" is a suffix used by chemists to indicate alkyloids, the class of compounds to which caffeine belongs. So "caffeine" means the alkyloid found in "caffe" or coffee. This is similar to cocaine (found in coca), nicotine (found in nicotina), and many others.)

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    31. Re:Just bear through it. by Kent+Recal · · Score: 1

      What exactly is that RO-waterfilter doing?
      I thought if you want clean water you'd cook it...

    32. Re:Just bear through it. by whereiswaldo · · Score: 1

      Most of the common addictions (nicoteine, alcohol, caffiene) have a short withdrawl period, usually just a couple of days.

      Obviously, you have not been a smoker, a drinker, or soda drinker.

      Amen to that. Quitting smoking is something many people are not able to ever do despite trying through most of their lives. I was fortunate enough to have only smoked for about 10 years and finally was able to quit and would've went back if it wasn't for my very supportive wife. Sure, maybe I would've lived almost as long had I not quit, but my *quality* of life has improved drastically. I am thankful every day of my final decision to quit. It's been two years and sometimes I still have a craving, but I will never go back, not even the slightest puff.

    33. Re:Just bear through it. by cybermace5 · · Score: 1

      It was a repeatable effect. I did at least two practice tests with and two without the coffee.

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    34. Re:Just bear through it. by MKalus · · Score: 1
      2.5 litres is not a large quantity though. Sure some 'health experts' (non-registered doctors) advocate drinking 5 litres a day (i agree this is misinformation unless there are special circumstances, like running a marathon in the Sahara everyday). 2.5 litres is around the 8 glasses avocated by your local doctor, your local hospital, your local government, your federal government, the UN.


      You don't need to run a Marathon in the desert to require 5 litres of water a day.

      I tend to weight myself before and after my runs in order to see how much I just lost. I can easily loose 2 or 3 pounds within a 3 hour training run despite drinking during that period.

      (and where are the side-effects from drinking water?)


      Try hypnatremia very well documented in Endurance athletes.

      Go Google for more info.
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    35. Re:Just bear through it. by jelle · · Score: 2, Informative

      Cooking just kills the bacteria, so you'll end up with water that won't give you an infection, but you're still left with water that contains the dead bacteria, and other dissolved substances (chlorine, various dissolved salts) and (small) particles (metals (lead), dirt) that, in addition to possibly making the water less healthy, can (and usually does) make it taste bad. To just kill the bacteria, people sometimes use a UV light filter in their water lines.

      The RO filter is the last one after other filters that filter out particles of decreasing size. The RO filter goes down to particles of 1/10000 micron (that is 0.1nm. Compare with a 90nm feature size for the smallest transistors today. So you can probably run the water from an RO filter over an uncoated bare silicon wafer without leaving damaging particles all over it).

      Boats sometimes use RO filters to make drinking water from water from the ocean.

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    36. Re:Just bear through it. by xigxag · · Score: 4, Informative

      (mod parent up, someone - he made some good points)

      Well, that's at least a cogent counterargument. But let me make myself clear. I am not saying I agree or disagree that we need 8 glasses of water a day. I'm saying that I'm a skeptic. I agree with Valtin's argument that proof we need such a large amount of drinking water for everyday activity is suspiciously lacking. It seems to be ubiquitously 'common knowledge' and 'doctor recommended' but for something which is so strongly preached by "the entire medical world," as you state with some accuracy, shouldn't there be volumes of studies? Where are they? At the very least, I'd expect to see something demonstrating that healthy octogenarians drank more water during their lives then their sick and deceased cohorts. As it is, the best pro-water study I could come up with turned out to be sponsored by Brita. That's not very reassuring.

      It could very well be that Valtin's a crackpot. But is he wrong?

      (BTW, I do drink plenty of water myself. Pascal's Wager, and all that.)

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    37. Re:Just bear through it. by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      why did they demand you drink 4 liters of water a day, while you were on the fire crew?

      With heat and exertion, you will sweat out a tremendous amount of fluid. I remember one evening of dancing around a large bonfire where I was drinking water at a rate of about a liter per hour and didn't urinate at all - sweated it all out.

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    38. Re:Just bear through it. by Herkum01 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hey look he was on the fire crew. How else was he going to put the fires out? :P

    39. Re:Just bear through it. by Amata · · Score: 1

      Most of the common addictions (nicoteine, alcohol, caffiene) have a short withdrawl period, usually just a couple of days.

      * * * * *

      Obviously, you have not been a smoker, a drinker, or soda drinker.

      I recall being taught in school (so remember to consume the appropriate amount of NaCl with this info) that the actual chemical addiction for nicotine is approx a week. So every urge beyond that week is all in the head of the formerly chemically addicted. Force of habit is quite strong.

    40. Re:Just bear through it. by dbIII · · Score: 1
      but quitting smoking is very similiar. You just have to do it cold turkey.
      If you think of it on biological priciples it isn't so hard. Apart from the chemical addiction, there is also idea of smoking as a nipple sustitute. All you need to do is find someone that will let you suck her nipple for a few minites forty times a day, and a workplace that will let you to take breaks to do so. I'm sure that would be a good distraction from caffeine as well.
    41. Re:Just bear through it. by M.+Silver · · Score: 1

      As for WHY it is against the law, I have no idea.

      Because people assume that caramel coloring and caffeine are inseparable, and do things like give Mountain Dew to kids without realizing it's going to keep them up all night.

      It's kind of a peculiar way to legislate it; I'd've required prominent labelling instead. At least one root beer does that (Barqs?) - they say "NO CAFFEINE" above the name. (That's because the diet is non-caffeinated and the non-diet is caffeinated (IIRC), rather than any legislative requirement, though.)

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    42. Re:Just bear through it. by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      Get a five stage Reverse Osmosis water filter. They are truly amazing.

      Or just move to a city that has kick ass tap water. When friends visit, they'll ask why every resturant serves the best bottled water they have ever tasted.

      Everything you make with it tastes better, even coffee or tea itself

      I find that even britta filtered water from my tap makes my tea taste odd... But good tap or well water and it's just fine. Perhaps if I lived in LA and had to resort to filtered water, i'd have to add some of the minerals filtered out, perhaps with a splash of cholorine and a few salt crystals.

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    43. Re:Just bear through it. by Medieval_Thinker · · Score: 1

      My mother quit smoking when she first got pregnant. She said that the first 20 years were the hardest.

      In the interests of full disclosure, this was a motto of hers. She had also discovered that the first 20 years of marriage and the first 20 years of parenthood were the hardest too.

      This is not to say that she did not want a smoke after 20 years, but it was easier to say "no."

      I guess the lesson here is that the sooner you start the 20 year hardship, the sooner you finish.

    44. Re:Just bear through it. by FatRatBastard · · Score: 1

      4 tests? Statistically meaningless. Do it 30 or so times and you may have something, but those four tests really don't tell squat.

    45. Re:Just bear through it. by cybermace5 · · Score: 1

      My samples merely followed the results of a different, more scientifically done study that found caffeine increases mathematical ability. It wasn't a conclusion I came up with on my own, I was testing the results of an already established finding.

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    46. Re:Just bear through it. by Bz3rk · · Score: 1

      Alcohol is a mental addiction, so even if you haven't had a drink in years the urge can come back and hit you pretty hard. I have a bad caffeine addiction. Does anybody make caffeinated water, because I want to drink more water and cut down the sugar in soda (diet soda taste like battery acid). Maybe just caffeine pills and bottled watter?! YEAH!

    47. Re:Just bear through it. by mforbes · · Score: 1

      I've quit both smoking and drinking in the last four years (not at the same time-- I'm crazy, but not stupid). The secret to my success? a) For alcohol, I first had to ruin my life. Once I had nothing left to lose, it was pointless to keep fighting, and I was shown another way through the problem. When faced with the choices of 'die or get sober', it's not that difficult. b) for cigarettes, I developed asthma (fortunately about two years after I quit drinking-- both at once would have been far too much for lil' old me). When faced with the choices of 'breathe or smoke', it's not that difficult. So, my advice? Wait until the problem is so bad that it's ruining your health, your relationships with people around you, your credit record, and your wardrobe :) In all seriousness, I'm a moderate-to-heavy caffeine drinker myself, and have tried many times to drop the habit entirely-- I suffer from migraines and from GERD, both of which can be aggravated by caffeine. If anyone in this thread has a real suggestion as to how to quit-- recognizing that cold turkey works for some people but not others-- I'd love to hear it.

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    48. Re:Just bear through it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had also smoked for 7 years, but I DID like smoking.

      It took ELEVEN (11, that's one more than ten) attempts at quiting smoking before I finally gave the damn things away. Coming close to losing my life because I was so unfit had helped, but that's another story.

      I have quit Caffeine twice. I drink at least 3 cups of coffee a day, but I would never ever in a million years compare quiting cigarettes to quiting smoking. With both the three (3) days are hell, but with caffeine you don't get cravings after that. Cigarettes is more than an addiction, it's a HABIT! You don't think, you just do (put one in your mouth and light up!).

      I will eventually quit caffeine, but I see it as a lesser of two evils. It's been over 8 years since I had my last cigarette and I still crave the little pieces of shit, especially when out (at a club etc.) while drinking a beer or coffee.

      It's easy to quit caffeine as long as you have a few days off and no "triggers" which send you into auto-pilot to make a cup. Some of my triggers include eating a toasted cheese sandwich, cake or chocolate, after which I'd miraculously have a cup of coffee waiting.

      Change of lifestyle is not easy, but it's mandatory to quit any kind of drugs, not just cigarettes or caffeine.

    49. Re:Just bear through it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most people gain weight after they quit smoking, so they may be able to suck on their own nipples.

    50. Re:Just bear through it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Boiling does the things you described, but distilling is a different matter entirely. Distilling, of course, is heating water until it becomes steam, and capturing / cooling the steam in a separate container. This actually leaves behind most of the impurities, especially heavy metals, salt, and so on. That's why for old car batteries where you have to maintain the water level, you are supposed to use distilled water.

      I don't know how distilling compares with RO filters, but I imagine some tiny particles could get carried along with the steam in a distilling process. But they would be well cooked.

    51. Re:Just bear through it. by TrondS · · Score: 1

      Hey! Great articles. Now I can finally flame the people I work with that are fanatics about drinking water. One of them actually carries around a 1.5L bottle with water around, and it looks a bit weird. I KNEW I was right. ;) Trond

    52. Re:Just bear through it. by Chutzpah · · Score: 1

      Interesting point of view, remove all taste from the water to make it taste "good". Personally, I have found that the taste of tapwater in my hometown to be quite good (other places tend to have vile tapwater, but my hometown's tapwater is really nice). The tapwater in my town is very hard (kettles tend to get noticeable buildup on the heating elements after around 10 uses) but I find it tastes quite nice. I find that bottled or filtered water lack taste.

    53. Re:Just bear through it. by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1
      True, you may be a skeptic, but stop and thing what people are saying for a moment...

      many people are drinking a 2 liter of pop, pot of coffee, etc or more! on a daily basis...just not water. so they are fufilling their body's "need" but not adaquately, because the body has to process all the extra junk like caffeine, sugar, etc so much of the water goes to flush out your system...

      I find from personal experience that 8 glasses of water are pretty easy to drink if that's all you have...and you don't have to pee all the time either. Like people mentioned above, it takes training your body to work properly for at least a month to undo all the bad habits you've taught it and to purge all the nasty stuff out. I went thru several months where I walked 3 miles a day, and ate mostly good food and limited pop...it really made a huge difference...but it's hard to sustain in our busy world that thrives on seeing how "extreme" you can be

    54. Re:Just bear through it. by yintercept · · Score: 1

      I agree the 2.5 liters is probably a made up number. The amount of water you should drink is dictated by your size, activity, diet and climate. The reason I added a number to the post is because I wanted to indicate that drinking a good amount of water would probably help kick the caffeine habit.

      Just saying drink a good amount of water would have been insufficient, as I would need to define a good amount of water.

      Grabbing numbers from web sites that I realized were not authorative sources was sufficient.

      It probably would have been better to say: "drink water until your pee is clear."

      I have no doubt that schools are promoting the "water myth" and actively encouraging students to carry water bottles. Their reasoning has little to do with scientific evidence about the exact amount of water people must drink to survive, but an effort to counter the over consumption of sugared drinks.

      The sugared drink industry, undoubtedly, would fund any research counter to the water drinking argument.

      I have been seeing articles that indicate that drinking too much juice as a child is bad for their health.

      My personal experience in bicycling, hiking, traveling and various labor jobs is that drinking a good deal of water is extremely helpful. Drinking soda is not.

    55. Re:Just bear through it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...The definition is a diuretic is a substance that increases the production of urea...

      I'm terribly sorry, but that is NOT the definition of a diuretic. A diuretic is defined as a drug which increases salt and water excretion. (Rang, Dale & Ritter, Pharmacology, 4th ed. 1999)

      They act in the nephrons of the kidney in various ways, usually by blocking the reabsorbtion of salt back into the blood. This draws more water into the nephron by osmosis, so more urine is produced. Most common diuretics work this way: loop diuretics, thiazides, amilorides and carbonic anhydrase inhibitors.

      There's also the simpler osmotic diuretics, which modify the salt content of the filtrate to increase the osmotic pressure into the nephron.

      And I agree that website looks a bit dodgy... and there hardly seem to be any very convincing arguments why drinking a lot of water is actively bad for your health... it also doesn't seem to logical to gorge yourself on water every day when you're not thirsty and you're not exactly running around in the sun. There are some very well developed mechanisms in your brain to monitor blood volume and content, and to make you crave water when more water is needed. Maybe we should listen to them?

    56. Re:Just bear through it. by PzyCrow · · Score: 1

      Quit smoking my self recently. 7 years 20 cigarettes a day.
      I have tried before, usually I would have a little ritual where I enjoyed the a cigarette as much as I could while telling my self that it was the last.
      This method work great for about the hour it took for when I would need nicotine again. If I managed to don't smoke for an entire day or two I would take one just as a reward and I was stuck again.

      Now the last time I did the complete opposite. I skipped some cigarettes just to study the reaction of my mind and body. Studying addiction to know what all traps that could be thrown at me. Then I just made up my mind: "I do not want to smoke".

      I did not make a ritual this time, I just didn't take the next cigarette, I would never smoke again.

      The first three days was a total pain, I used some other means of nicotine while defeating the habit, careful not to get a new habit. Forcing myself to enjoy feelings I hadn't felt in years, letting the taste from a good meal just melt away, the smell of fresh air against uncontaminated lungs, all situations I would normally have a smoke was new experiences worth enjoying. After three days the habits was sufficiently gone so that I could concentrate on the chemical addiction. Knowing how my body and mind would respond to this. I could always counter: "Sorry this discussion is over, the decision has been made, I do not want to smoke, tell your lies to some one else". And I can tell you my body and mind has bee trying all the dirty tricks, some very surprising actually, to try to get me smoking again but... the decision has been made.

      Now some 4 or 5 months later (I actually cant remember), I actually do not want to smoke, the thought just seems strange to me. Even when I am drunk.

      Note: A good understanding the concept "never", and "life long addiction" is a must to be able to make such a final decision.

    57. Re:Just bear through it. by jelle · · Score: 1

      "I find that even britta filtered water from my tap makes my tea taste odd.."

      But britta is not particularly a top-end filter... I've had both the bottle filter type and the faucet filter type filters, and they all still leave a aftertaste to the water. However, the reverse osmosis filter doesn't.

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    58. Re:Just bear through it. by jelle · · Score: 1

      What you're saying is that you prefer a glass of dissolved calcium over a glass of water. Some people will say the same for sodapop.

      I'd like my water just water without any contaminants, I'll add the flavor that I want myself.

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    59. Re:Just bear through it. by jelle · · Score: 1

      My guess is that distilling results in cleaner water than a RO filter, but that it will cost a lot more per gallon to make.

      I think I've seen countertop distillers too, where basically runs continuously to keep a jug of distilled water full for your use. It looked sort of like a coffee machine.

      The RO filter I'm talking about can do about 24 gallons per day using just the water pressure. I'd imagine you'd need a fair amount of heating and cooling to distill that amount of water, making it a lot more expensive to use.

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    60. Re:Just bear through it. by asr_man · · Score: 1

      > both reference the same article

      But dupes are a Slashdot tradition!

      > I prefer info to be open

      So do I, but your preference about the openness of information is totally irrelevant here. Both links are accessible without registration.

      > to return urea to normal levels additional fluid is needed

      Wrong! The level of urea is restored by elimination (urea is organic waste). Elimination reduces the level of water.

      The mere presence of a diuretic substance in a fluid does not remove all of its effect on restoring fluid balance. There is perhaps some concentration of diuretic substance in otherwise pure water that would yield a drink whose consumption would be a losing battle in restoring this equilibrium, but coffee is definitely not one of them. Otherwise a lot of people I know would be dead right now.

      > From "ndmnutrition.com" link "Valtin thinks the notion may have started... er... so he doesn't have any justification other than quoting one line of a report which didn't advocate what he suggested it did.

      So you quote 1/2 line! That's a laugh. Let's see what he really said:

      "Valtin thinks the notion may have started when the Food and Nutrition Board of the National Research Council recommended approximately "1 milliliter of water for each calorie of food," which would amount to roughly two to two-and-a-half quarts per day (64 to 80 ounces). Although in its next sentence, the Board stated "most of this quantity is contained in prepared foods," that last sentence may have been missed, so that the recommendation was erroneously interpreted as how much water one should drink each day. " (my emphasis)

      Valtin wasn't out to prove this. He offered it as a possible source for the idea of 8x8 because there appeared to be no other plausible source in the scientific literature. And he's not critiquing what the board advocated or intended to advocate but how it would be misinterpreted by people like you and me.

      > do you know ehat diseases youe are susceptable to?... Better safe than sorry

      If it makes you feel healthy go on and drink 'til your groin hurts. Whatever. Just don't do it because it's proven to be healthy like the earth is proven to go around the sun.

      > Those that are seriously dehydrated lose their thirst.

      Now what was it they thinking about just before they lost their thirst?

      > this is the belief of one lone doctor, vs the entire medical world

      Eh? Of which planet? Certainly not this one. Against the world of popular opinion, sure.

    61. Re:Just bear through it. by srleffler · · Score: 1
      The sugared drink industry, undoubtedly, would fund any research counter to the water drinking argument.

      Actually, no. The sugared drink industry quite happily started selling little bottles of water for $1.50 each.

    62. Re:Just bear through it. by Syberghost · · Score: 1

      So what is the point? If the poster is having a difficult time withdrawing and really wishes to, then I suggest taking about 1 week off from work, avoid old habits, and sleep it off.

      Oh for God's sake, grow a pair. I was drinking coffee, Jolt, and Diet Coke every day when it became necessary to quit. I would go through at least 40 ounces of Diet Coke by breakfast.

      The day I decided to quit, here's what I did; I didn't drink any more caffeine. Ever. We're not talking Heroin here, it's friggin' CAFFEINE. My willpower is not much, if at all, above average.

      I went to work, and I drank Caffeine-Free Diet Coke and water. If I'd been laying around the house for a week, I'd have ended up being so bored I'd have had nothing to concentrate on but how much I missed caffeine.

    63. Re:Just bear through it. by ebuck · · Score: 1

      I think just about everyone believes that drinking more water is good for you, and I understand that you haven't found the proof you need to determine exactly how much is best.

      Look into some of the released studies by Joe Wieder (sp?) and the weightlifting groups in the eighties and ninetys, it isn't much, but there's good evidence finding that increased water intake corelates to increased weight loss (a lot of other factors, no doubt, but we are talking about healthy, exercising individuals here)

      Nobody's interested in exactly how much because there's nothing to be gained by knowing it. If you drink extra water, you seldom put yourself at risk for more than an extra trip to the restroom. Like most mass applied constants, it will probably vary from indivdual to indivdual by body mass, activity level, and other factors.

      Please, your concern is valid, but you seem to be backing it up with an argument that parallels that of the smoking industry. Don't turn people away from drinking water just because they don't have proof that 8 glasses is "just right", or is that 7 glasses, or 12? Oboviously, the people who need it the most are lucky if they get A glass a day.

    64. Re:Just bear through it. by SlashSim · · Score: 1


      Heh, I drank 15 litres of water one day when I was planting trees in the northern Alberta sun.

      I didn't piss out even as much as usual.

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    65. Re:Just bear through it. by MrResistor · · Score: 1

      Does anybody make caffeinated water, because I want to drink more water and cut down the sugar in soda (diet soda taste like battery acid). Maybe just caffeine pills and bottled watter?! YEAH!

      A few companies were making caffeinated water a few years back, and it was really nasty. I'd suggest caffeinated tea if you don't like coffee.

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    66. Re:Just bear through it. by MrResistor · · Score: 1

      Obviously, you have not been a smoker, a drinker, or soda drinker.

      All three actually, though the only one I could actually say I've been addicted to, in the sense that I had a hard time giving it up, is caffeine. While I have no doubt that it could take up to a week to get through the withdrawls, drinking lots of water can shorten that period significantly.

      Obviously I'm only talking about the chemical dependency, aka physical addiction, here. The mental aspect is a whole different story. Replacment of habits works well for this, I replaced coffee and soda drinking with water drinking.

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    67. Re:Just bear through it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you expected betted results from the beginning?

      That makes any real change by caffeine even more unnoticeable, due to placebo effect playing a part.

    68. Re:Just bear through it. by tpv · · Score: 1

      I went cold turkey, and was a serious PITA for about a month, but it was worth it.

      However, I saw the signs of my addiction early and decided to stop it before it got out of hand.
      I was drinking a couple of sodas a day (and maybe a coffee on top) and if I didn't get my hit at 3 in the afteroon I got the shakes.

      So one day I decided that enough was enough and just stopped drinking it. A year later I decided I was safe, and had a drink. One glass of coke makes me bounce off the walls. It's great :)

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  4. suggestion by larry+bagina · · Score: 4, Funny

    get yourself addicted to crack or heroin, or CmdrTaco's dirty underwear.

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    1. Re:suggestion by KrispyKringle · · Score: 1

      Isn't that the idea behind Methadone?

    2. Re:suggestion by MicroBerto · · Score: 1
      get yourself addicted to crack ..., or CmdrTaco's dirty underwear.

      That's redundant!

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  5. My suggestion! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    masterbation

    1. Re:My suggestion! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      redundant my ass, I think the mods are a little ashamed of themselves...parent post hits a little too close to home does it?

  6. Try other things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    1: coke
    2: smack
    3: weed
    4: crank

    that's fix your caffeine addiction.

    1. Re:Try other things by kv9 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      5: pr0n

    2. Re:Try other things by Zoko+Siman · · Score: 1

      Maybe there should be a disclaimer posted on the submission page: "WARNING: If asking /. for medical advice, do not take replies seriously."

  7. multiple withdrawals by abysmilliard · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The last time I quit caffeine (it only stuck for a few months), I killed it good by ALSO giving up cigarettes, sugar, and drinking at the same time It creates a situation where you feel so fucking miserable that really, you stop worrying about caffeine or really anything else, for that matter Anyways, caffeine exits your system after about three days. I suggest giving it up when you next have the flu, next have a really, REALLY bad bender, or next time you have a fever. The other feelings will be so painful, additional misery shouldn't bother you (much)

    1. Re:multiple withdrawals by DrMrLordX · · Score: 1

      You know, that actually is sound advice, if the person in question can tolerate that much withdrawl at once(you really can if you, uh, paradoxically, DON'T put your mind to it). I hardly consume any caffeine at all. I've never liked it. I attribute part of my success in avoiding chemical addiction of any kind(er, well, I am addicted to oxygen and glucose) to my many childhood experiences in which I went hungry for extended periods of time(sometimes up to 1-2 days, nothing severe) because I hated all the available food. I wouldn't eat breakfast, school lunch stunk(and my parents forced me to eat a minimum # of school lunches per week to try to get me to eat a greater variety of foods), dinner stunk(potroast? yech), and I'd be banned from snacks for not eating dinner. Next morning, still won't eat breakfast, inedible school lunch . . . well, you get the idea.

      If you can learn to go without food even while hungry, you can go without just about anything. Except air, maybe.

      So, uh, try fasting while giving up caffeine. Your hunger for food should help distract you from wanting caffeine.

      Also, if you are a true geek, you should be able to get absorbed in a good book or video game to the point that all physical cravings will go unnoticed for hours on end.

    2. Re:multiple withdrawals by Stray7Xi · · Score: 1

      I recently quit my caffeine habit and plan to reduce my sugar addiction (soda) any recommendations for alternative drinks?

      I tried the tea thing but couldn't find any I liked. Most juices I like but are also high sugar...

    3. Re:multiple withdrawals by c0y · · Score: 1

      I did basically the same thing. To take my mind off the miserable experience, I bought an Xbox and setup in my bedroom so that I could zone out on games for three days straight, never leaving my bed. That pretty much did the trick for me (200 days now of no nicotine, caffeine, alcohol or cannabis). I also took very frequent naps during those three days. It goes without saying that if you try this approach (quitting everything at once), you really really don't want to be around other people. It took some coordination to get the three day weekend, but it was worth it.

    4. Re:multiple withdrawals by sekzscripting · · Score: 1

      You can buy caffeine free Diet Coke's.

    5. Re:multiple withdrawals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey genius, Diet Coke is still full of diabetes-quality sugar.

    6. Re:multiple withdrawals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      water is pretty good, and widely available.

    7. Re:multiple withdrawals by G.+W.+Bush+Junior · · Score: 5, Informative

      The explanation i got from a biochemist when i tried to quit was that the signal-molecules that are there when you are tired compete with the caffeine molecules for the cells receptors (cafeeine is a competitive inhibitor).

      The body compensates by overexpressing the receptors, so after a while everything works like you before you started drinking coffee, but if you try to quit you become tired very quickly (because of the extra receptors).

      The receptors have a turnover time of a little more than a week, so if you that long you should be ok again... but it's not really a question of the caffeine leaving the body, as much as a question of protein-turnover in your brain.

      The advantage over cafeeine addiction over cigarette addiction is that when the physical addiction is gone, then you are ok.
      With smoking, the physical addiction is just a tiny part of your addiction.

      (note: I am NOT a biochemist)

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    8. Re:multiple withdrawals by MrPengy · · Score: 1

      Try seltzer. Very refreshing. It's pretty much all I drink. It's best with a twist of lemon.

    9. Re:multiple withdrawals by eln · · Score: 1

      yah, and get addicted to aspartame. Please, nobody follow this advice.

    10. Re:multiple withdrawals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I asked my doctor once when I was in a BAD way during a 4 week study binge. I was jittering, insomniac and mildly psychotic from caffeine (and 3rd yr B.Sc) alone. He gave me some tablets (for the life of me I can't remember the name) which he described as psycho stimulants that were intermediate in strength to caffeine and amphetamine. (I told him that to not study was not an option!). Anyway I remember that they were mainly used to elevate mood in geriatric/terminal patients which made me laugh... They helped me through my study anyway and then after exams I slept and then layed off the coffees and all was cool.... phew!

    11. Re:multiple withdrawals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My mom had multiple withdrawals for four nights straight while she was at college, nine months later I was born.

    12. Re:multiple withdrawals by Torham · · Score: 1

      Caffeine free diet Coke maybe, there are also other diet sodas that come without caffeine such as diet sprite. Its not the best thing for you but at least there is no sugar in them.

    13. Re:multiple withdrawals by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1
      Hey genius, Diet Coke is still full of diabetes-quality sugar.

      It is?

    14. Re:multiple withdrawals by bluGill · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Juice. Real 100% fruit juice. Not the sugar water that a lot of what is sold next to juice is. I find Nantucket Nectars brand is worth the extra cast because the are not from concentrate. (but hard to find) McDonald's used to have Apple Juice that was very good too (not from concentrate), but I haven't been there in years so I don't know.

      Water is also good. I have a RO filter in my house, and find that water is most of what I drink. (I know a few people who live where tap water is good, but what I get from my taps isn't) It takes getting used to, but you can.

      Gotta watch resteraunts. You are expected to order soda, coffee, or alchahol. Don't fall for it. Some have excellent Lemonade, but others just have a lemon flavored soda. Unfortunatly to get my free Sub at Subway I have to order a soda, no matter what I really want. (No surprize, to a resteraunt the ice is the most expensive part of a glass of pop)

      Unfortunatly once you quit the easy addictions like sugar water and caffine your tastes improve. I've become a food snob. I read the labels looking for sugar, caffine, and find I'm more concerned with 100% natural ingreatiants... I buy Greek Olives from the Deli and love them. (other olives are not touchable) I've expirimented with Organic foods, and in many cases find that they are btter (though not all, and I don't blindly belive in organic like some). I make my own pizza and bread from scratch (sourdough). I'm not a good cook, but everyone thinks I am because my worst meals are still homemade and have flavor (compared to what they buy).

      That isn't to say I don't sometimes have junk food, but I try to control it.

    15. Re:multiple withdrawals by osgeek · · Score: 3, Offtopic

      "I don't know that Atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots." -George Bush

      That's George HW Bush who said that, by the way. I don't have any real reason to belive that GWB feels differently, but I still wouldn't imply that he said it by leaving out the middle initials.

    16. Re:multiple withdrawals by Improv · · Score: 1

      I used to be able to do that, and actually skipped
      a lot of meals with little more than dizziness and
      physical weakness.. but as I've gotten older
      (I'm 25 now, but it started when I was about 21),
      the dizziness/weakness started being supplemented
      with hunger headaches and other unpleasantness.
      I guess there's a lot of stuff one can pull with
      a young body that fades quickly as one ages.. *sigh*

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    17. Re:multiple withdrawals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why you're not a copy editor.

    18. Re:multiple withdrawals by Konowl · · Score: 1

      The last time I quit caffeine (it only stuck for a few months),

      This sentence seems to be a common theme in this thread...

      I don't mean to sound like a troll, but if you "quit" something for a month or two, you aren't really quitting, are you?

    19. Re:multiple withdrawals by Corgha · · Score: 1

      You've repeatedly relapsed on your food and air addictions, and now you're giving advice?

      I, on the other hand, haven't eaten or taken a breath in centuries.

    20. Re:multiple withdrawals by Monkelectric · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Yes!

      For those who don't smoke/drink, I've had similiar success going on the Atkins diet for a week or two. You're so miserable with the detox from the atkins diet you wont even think about caffeine (natural process where your body removes toxins from itself -- initiated by radical changes in diet).

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    21. Re:multiple withdrawals by protohiro1 · · Score: 1

      I did it when I had to have a horrible day long blood test after fasting for 12 hours...I wasn't allowed to have my morning coffee and I was going to feel like shit anyway so I managed to blend it all in to one awful day.

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    22. Re:multiple withdrawals by rizzo420 · · Score: 1

      then why do diabetics still drink it?

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    23. Re:multiple withdrawals by nanoakron · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, interestingly...caffeine is a noncomeptitive antagonist - i.e. it doesn't compete at the same cell-surface binding site for it's adrenergic (i.e. adrenaline and noradrenaline) agonists.

      Instead, caffeine (and other methylxanthines such as theophylline) act by blocking cyclic-AMP degeneration by intracellular phosphodiesterases. This was kinda what Pfizer were looking for when they stumbled across viagra (sildenafil) - a cardiac specific phosphodiesterase which they could inhibit to increase the affect of circulatory adrenaline on myocardium.

      So...what are the take home messages - caffeine in high doses will act like other adrenergic agonists...and will to some extent mimic such 'evil and hated' drugs as cocaine in its actions (note to government: ban immediately!!! panic now - there's no time for rational thought).

      I don't deny caffeine addiction exists - I recently treated a young guy admitted with cardiac chest pain whose only vice was 15 cups of coffee a day for the past 5 years. Like any other addiction process, it will take a long time to overcome and each time you see a coka cola it may prove hard to resist.

      But there are no drugs that immediately come to mind that would help the immediate withdrawal process....perhaps you could discuss the situation with your doctor and ask for low dose diazepam for particularly bad situations. Most reasonable GPs would give it to you in the UK - I don;t know about the US however.

      But, best wishes with the new year ahead, and just be thankful that the only thing you've likely wrecked so far are your teeth. Just stop now before it gets worse.

      Best wishes,

      -Nano.

    24. Re:multiple withdrawals by ath3na · · Score: 1

      Caffeine is a diuretic, meaning, it increases your urine output and thus, dehydrates you. Basically, it crenates your cells (imagine squeezing a water soaked sponge) and being dehydrated causes a whole mess of problems (e.g., dry skin, headaches). Why does caffeine make us feel better and why is it included in many pain relievers? Because it temporarily dilates our blood vessels, releasing pressure it also stimulates pleasure neurotrasmitters.

      Another thing to take into consideration, especially for females, is that caffeine can deplete calcium stores in our bones which may increase your chance for osteoporosis.

      As with any drug, habitual consumption leads to tolerance and of course, we all metabolize differently based on weight, levels of activity, genetics. While I am not a physician, I do have significant clinical experience and I would recommend that you gradually decrease your caffeine consumption over a 7 day period while consuming water. You do not need to drink copious amounts of water. There is such a thing as over-hydration and it can be dangerous as it affects the sodium and potassium levels in your plasma. 48-64 ounces of non-caffeinated beverages (water, tea, juice) should be fine.

      Good Luck!

    25. Re:multiple withdrawals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      two things:

      1. learn to spell
      2. so what -- I don't care about your olives.

    26. Re:multiple withdrawals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh. I did something like that once before, but with an opiate addiction. I had a really bad cold/flu, most painful in my life. Didn't even notice the withdrawl symptoms until I started feeling better.

    27. Re:multiple withdrawals by RevAaron · · Score: 1

      It may sound unbelievable, but I eat mostly organic, homemade food *and* still consume a couple drugs!

      Though not much caffeine or alcohol. Eww.

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    28. Re:multiple withdrawals by dbIII · · Score: 1
      Unfortunatly to get my free Sub at Subway I have to order a soda, no matter what I really want.
      If it comes out of a post-mix machine it can do soda water as well - just plain water with bubbles.
    29. Re:multiple withdrawals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to rain on your parade too much, but unless at the same time you started Atkins you stopped washing down cakes of pesticides with glasses of mercury, your body isn't removing "toxins". Toxins are a faddish scare of the past few years. Metabolic changes, yes. Feel bad, yes. Cleaning out toxins, snake oil.

    30. Re:multiple withdrawals by penguin7of9 · · Score: 1

      Juice. Real 100% fruit juice. Not the sugar water that a lot of what is sold next to juice is.

      Even "real" juice has a lot of sugar--not something you want to drink large amounts of.

    31. Re:multiple withdrawals by monkeyfinger · · Score: 1
      It may sound unbelievable, but I eat mostly organic, homemade food *and* still consume a couple drugs!

      I'm a bit of a health frea, but I do like to get stoned on occasion. Putting it in food seems to be the healthiest option.

    32. Re:multiple withdrawals by RevAaron · · Score: 1

      I reccomend vaporization or making chocolate. tiptop.

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    33. Re:multiple withdrawals by DrMrLordX · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm not quite undead yet, you see. I'm still working on that part.

    34. Re:multiple withdrawals by IncohereD · · Score: 1

      Even "real" juice has a lot of sugar--not something you want to drink large amounts of.

      When I first went on something Atkins-like about 5 years ago someone told me that natural cranberry juice (i.e. no sugar added) has little to no sugar. I never got around to tracking any down, though.

    35. Re:multiple withdrawals by XO · · Score: 1

      well, certainly with caffeine and alcohol addictions, it is entirely possible to quit the addiction, without leaving the stuff entirely out of your life.

      i can speak from personal experience on the alcohol one, having gotten absolutely smashingly wasted virtually every night from september 4th or 5th or so of 2001, through about december of 2002. i barely survived christmas that year, as i hadn't had a chance to buy any booze for xmas, and all the bars shut down at 9pm on xmas eve, i didn't leave work till around then -- i barely survived because my body was freaking out at the lack of "vitamin a" as we call it in the house.. lol... i ended up being so busy and understaffed at my job the next week or so, that i simply did not have time to drink, i barely had time to sleep between work shifts. now, i have a beer or two a week, mostly when playing video golf at the bar, and if i decide I want to go and get HAMMERED, it's a DECISION, not something that I HAVE to do.

      I have also gone weeks without anything more caffeinated than Coca-Cola, though the first two days of any of those trips through Hell are no fun at all.

      I have decided that during my vacation, in a couple of weeks, I am going to attempt to only take in water, "raw juice" (the juice of a fruit, freshly squeezed from the fruit, as found in many places in the arabic community i am employed in), and hopefully healthy foods. No cigarettes, no alcohol, no high-sugar things, no caffeine, and an attempt to stop this annoying nail biting habit that i've had all my life as long as i can remember.

      Thanks Slashdot, for having something inspirational for once. :D

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    36. Re:multiple withdrawals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I stopped drinking caffeine for a few months, it took me a month before I stopped getting extremely regular, daily headaches. Getting the caffeine out of your system is one matter, getting over the withdrawal is much harder.

      Since then (several years ago), I've used much less caffeine and have never gone back to the amounts I used to depend on.

      Now if I could just find some way to get my SO to quit or at least reduce her coffee-drinking and smoking...

    37. Re:multiple withdrawals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alternativelly, if you chop your hands off, you won't be able to make cofee anymore!

    38. Re:multiple withdrawals by beforewisdom · · Score: 1
      "I don't know that Atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots." -George Bush
      Do you have a source/citation for this? If so, I would love to spread this quote around Steve
    39. Re:multiple withdrawals by G.+W.+Bush+Junior · · Score: 1

      nothing better than this, sorry:
      http://bennyhills.fortunecity.com/hardy/20 3/nonbel iever/page50.html

      but as you can see, it's George Bush sr. not jr.
      Not that I have reason to believe the president should have a more nuanced opinion.

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    40. Re:multiple withdrawals by penguin7of9 · · Score: 1

      Well, fruit juices contain fructose not sucrose, and fructose is a lot less bad for you. Unsweetened cranberry juice (a berry, not a fruit, of course) in particular seems to contain fewer calories than, say, grape or apple juice. Still, even with all that, you would be getting a lot of empty calories if you were to get all your water from fruit juices. Besides, how much unsweetened cranberry juice can a normal human being drink in a day?

    41. Re:multiple withdrawals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was reading your post and thinking:

      WTF is up with all these grammatical and spelling errors?!

      Then I saw your username. Forgiven.

    42. Re:multiple withdrawals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alternatively, one could drink only water but replace the mars bars and bags of chips with fruit. Since about a year I've switched almost entirely to eating fruit as candy, and my health has improved a lot over it (not to mention that from eating lots of oranges going to the toilet has become a pleasant experience rather than an impression of giving birth). After you do it a few months, an apple tastes just as good as a mars bar.

      It's true though about your taste improving when you eat healthier. I can't stand the foul taste of regular eggs anymore and have to pay extra for free-range ones.

    43. Re:multiple withdrawals by willtsmith · · Score: 1

      Gotta watch resteraunts. You are expected to order soda, coffee, or alchahol. Don't fall for it. Some have excellent Lemonade, but others just have a lemon flavored soda. Unfortunatly to get my free Sub at Subway I have to order a soda, no matter what I really want. (No surprize, to a resteraunt the ice is the most expensive part of a glass of pop)

      What pisses me off now is that when you order water they want to push a 12 oz bottle of Aquafina on you for $1.00. The Soda with high-fructose corn syrup and flovoring is more expensive then JUST PLAIN WATER!!!!!

      Seriously, this is one of the most EVIL rackets I've ever seen. Especially since the bottle watered is little better than what comes out of the tap.

      Pen and Teller BULLSHIT did a great show on this.

      Seriously, I think there should be a law against selling water for more than Soda (or gasoline for that matter).

      I have no problem paying $.25 for the service of water (plus the cup), but these folks are being real dicks.

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  8. Take it one day at a time. by James+A.+C.+Joyce · · Score: 3, Insightful

    And don't suddenly stop your intake. Reduce it gradually, in transitional stages. This can be difficult, but it's worth the patience.

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    1. Re:Take it one day at a time. by PythonCodr · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's how I did it ... no caffeine after 4pm one week, 3pm the next ... by the time I got to 11am, the headaches I got when I stopped drinking it had gone away.

  9. Two methods by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    One... go cold turkey, take some pain reliever, and suffer for a day or two.

    Or

    Two... drink less and less each day (over a week or so) until you're not drinking any.

    1. Re:Two methods by OrangeSpyderMan · · Score: 1

      StopCaffeine or StartPainKiller - evil twins, seperated at birth :-D

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  10. The Answer You're After by Lshmael · · Score: 1

    Just drink less.

    Seriously, if you lowered your intake progressively, you should be able to kick the caffeine.

  11. Just Drink More...Kidding by sreynolds17 · · Score: 1

    Well, I haven't seen a Cafitrol patch, so the best way I've seen is to step down gradually and keep tylenol around. That is how two of my friends beat the addiction. It took about 3 weeks to get off completely. Me? I've thought about it, but I don't have the willpower *grabs bottle of Bawls*...mmm....bawls....

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  12. Free medical advice is worth every cent by herrlich_98 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Ask your doctor rather than ask Slastdot.

    1. Re:Free medical advice is worth every cent by OverclockedMind · · Score: 0

      Of course, if you're a true slashdot fan.....

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    2. Re:Free medical advice is worth every cent by DrVxD · · Score: 1

      The free medical advice I get from my doctors (both my GP and my consultant dermatologist) is worth considerably more than it costs me. But then again, I live in a country which is civilised enough that healthcare is available to all, rather than being a privilege reserved for the wealthy. We don't have much going for us, but we do have that.

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    3. Re:Free medical advice is worth every cent by nester · · Score: 1, Insightful

      sorry, this country expects people to work for things. if you're disabled, there's social security. however, if you're a bum who refuses to work, why should anyone pay for that person's well being?

      unfortunetly, the reps and dems both like to take money from citizens and giving it away to certain people. at least, so far, socialist medicine hasn't been enacted.

      btw, some people don't need or want it!

    4. Re:Free medical advice is worth every cent by jimmy_dean · · Score: 1

      Whatever...nice cheap shot at the U.S. The guy first didn't even say he was from the U.S. Second of all, everyone has a fair chance of getting health care in this country. It's not like people's finances are given to them by the government. They earned it, they worked hard for it. Countries that give away their healthcare have long lines and things tend to be just as bad or worse than the U.S. If I break a bone in my body, I don't want to have to weight for a day or so before I can get it treated. This is America where the American dream is to make something of yourself - not have your government make you who they want you to be, or ration out what they declare to be "good healthcare."

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    5. Re:Free medical advice is worth every cent by Lewisham · · Score: 1

      I was about to say exactly the same thing. Good on you. It amazes me how many people will look everywhere but their doctor.

      See your GP. The fact is, it might be a placebo. The headaches might not be from a caffeine addiction for all most /. readers know, and no GP worth his salt is going to give a diagnosis online. It's just as likely to be stress related, in which case it needs looking at before it gets worse.

      See your GP.

    6. Re:Free medical advice is worth every cent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Asking your doctor is not free in a capitalist and/or libertarian society. Long live communism.

    7. Re:Free medical advice is worth every cent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quote 'This is America where the American dream is to make something of yourself - not have your government make you who they want you to be, or ration out what they declare to be "good healthcare."' Well you got it half right the dream is to make some thing of your self, But the us gov does make a very very large effort to make you who they want you to be, and decide what is good health care. If you don't relise this take a closer look at why they baned pot and announced they'll be banning ephedra.

    8. Re:Free medical advice is worth every cent by whitewlf · · Score: 1

      Yes, it may be best to consult a doctor... however, keep in mind he asked -US- after searching other resources, many written by doctors. I have researched the same, as well as asking my doctor.

      So far, the responses from here (aside from the usual drivel, like 'take up new habits' etc) have been right on, and, the experiences from others may go much father in helping than simply what some random doctor says.

      Plus, misery loves company. :)

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    9. Re:Free medical advice is worth every cent by pyrrho · · Score: 1

      what about the people that do work and don't have medical coverage anyway?

      what about people that are merely looking for work but have no medical coverage?

      If they even dare pay for their own medical care they might find themselves inelligible under pre-existing condition rules even when they do get work and insurance again.

      And if you have ever had a medical problem, try to get insurance as an individual, it's insane.

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    10. Re:Free medical advice is worth every cent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I live in a country that has free healthcare (maybe the same country) and that is exactly what I have a problem with. For every small stupid thing to go to a doctor for advice?!?!? Common cold - see your doctor; a booboo on your finger - see your doctor. This is what's wrong with it. What I'd like to see implemented is a user fee per visit (out of their own pocket) - something symbolic $10-$15) THEN it will be a bit more 'civilized'. Otherwise, in the country where the healthcare is 'free' (we do pay through our taxes) and you don't have to think what will happen if you get sick is definitely a better system. BTW even though it is free I haven't seen my doctor in 3-4 years - don't need him then why bother.

      As to the original post - the question was (...but I'm really interested in how other /. users have managed and controlled their own caffeine intake...) not asking for advice. And who said that on an issue like this the doctors 'advice' would be better. They 'advise' you - they don't guarantee that it will work. That's why it is called what the doctors are doing 'practicing medicine'.

    11. Re:Free medical advice is worth every cent by muffen · · Score: 1

      Ask your doctor rather than ask Slastdot.

      I'm not sure that's a good idea. I mean, in the end we all know it comes down to willpower. Having people here explain how they broke their addictions is probably very motivating, and I think that motivation is what is needed.

      As I said in my earlier post, only YOU can do something about the addiction. Remember that, all the time!!

      When I wanted to stop smoking (I know this is about caffeine, but I think quitting smoking is very similar), the hardest part was not the first few days when I felt bad (because at that time I hated cigarettes, knowing they were causing the pain). The worst part was when I "let my guard down", a month or two after quitting. You keep thinking about the nice relaxing feeling of having a cigarette, and all the pain you go though to quit almost disappears from you mind. This is when you MUST remember the pain you went through to quit.

      You know, when I grew up my dad would always let me make my own choices. My dad is a vegitarian who doesn't drink alcohol. However, he would still let me eat whatever I wanted, and he didn't mind me drinking. He thought I'd make the best choice for myself in the end. The one thing my dad always told me though, was to never get addicted to anything, because there is a chance there will come a time when you cannot get what you are addicted to. He'd tell me the story of when he was in a refugee camp, and my grandfather was a heavy smoker (40+ cigarettes a day). In the refugee camp, there was no cigarattes (this was in the end of the 60's). He'd tell me about the pain my grandfather went though, and that I had the choice of never putting myself in a position where I would have to go though the same pain.

      Still, I started smoking when I was sixteen.

    12. Re:Free medical advice is worth every cent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they can use the money they saved that they would've had to give to the government to spend on their behalf. Its not a question of free healthcare - its a question of what stage do you pay for it.

    13. Re:Free medical advice is worth every cent by ethanms · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually... my original question was edited a bit before they posted... I wanted a /. opinion about coffee and caffeine, and I specifically pointed out that OSDN's Think Geek has entire sections devoted to products like soap, candy, water, etc that are LOADED w/ caffeine.

      I just get it from normal sources like coffee and soda... but there must be someone out there who is showering with caffeine soap, brushing his/her teeth with caffeine toothpaste, drinking H2Joe, etc...

      Anyway, quitting is also somewhat harder then just the physical symptoms because the routine of "getting a coffee" is stuck in me at this point... Not having coffee randomly during the day is easy enough, but there's a social aspect to it, just like going out to have a smoke w/ some friends...

      I get to work, check last nights email, then go down to get a coffee w/ some friends (we don't smoke)... around 2-3pm we all go out to starbucks or dunkin' donuts for another...

      And on the weekends sometimes I work w/ an electrician, they look at you like you have three heads if you show up with a water or an OJ in the morning instead of a large coffee.

      I wasn't looking for medical advice really, just looking to see how other people, similar to myself, deal with a substance like coffee that is everywhere and can have a powerful affect on your performance and mood.

    14. Re:Free medical advice is worth every cent by DrVxD · · Score: 1

      I wasn't taking a "cheap shot" at the US. I didn't even mention the US in my post - It's not the only country where health care is only available to those that can afford to pay for it, but hey if the cap fits...

      Of course, I have the option - If I'm not happy with that the government "rations out", I can (and have, on occasion) choose to pay for private treatment. But I also have access to excellent free healthcare too, and as it happens if I chose to pay for treatment for my skin condition, I'd still be seeing the same dermatologist in the same consulting rooms and receiving the same treatment, because she happens to be one of the best in the country. As for having to "weight" (sic) for a day to have broken bones treated, I've broken bones on more than one occasion, and have always been treated promptly - I think the longest wait was about 15 minutes (and that was on a Friday night - always a busy time for emergency departments in cities)

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    15. Re:Free medical advice is worth every cent by ziggles · · Score: 1

      Come on. People just don't care that much. Maybe they'll look at you funny for a moment, but that's about it. It's not like they're going to think "oh.. this guy drinks water.. I better stay away from that weirdo!" They'll probably forget about it less than 5 minutes later.

    16. Re:Free medical advice is worth every cent by DrVxD · · Score: 1

      The A/C raises a valid point. There are a few people who will abuse free healthcare and go see the doctor because they've broken a nail or something. I, personally, would not be opposed to a small token charge - for those that can afford it - being levied for a visit to the doctor, with the proviso that if the visit is due to a condition which itself requires further visits, those further visits should continue to be free. I, for one, have always avoided going to the doctor unless it felt absolutely necessary (apart from my ongoing chronic condition, which is serious enough that I have no option BUT to seek professional help), I haven't set foot in a doctor's surgery for about 8 years

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    17. Re:Free medical advice is worth every cent by Carmelia · · Score: 1

      Ask your doctor rather than ask Slastdot.

      I feel more optimistic imagining that others are quitting caffeine like I plan to and that some even succeded than being told by a doctor a couple of tips you can find in every book or article about quitting caffeine.

      Also, even if this is slashdot, you can look for common pitfalls and patterns and stuff. I successfully quit smoking 2 years ago, thanks to a lot of will power and support from friends. The first time I decided to quit (4 years ago), I went to the doctor, he just asked what I wanted, I said I wanted to quit smoking but couldn't do without patches or a pill. He prescribed Zyban (an anti-depressant) and said good luck. That's all. That didn't help me at all and went back to smoking a pack a day.

      Anyways, YES this is a good place to post this kind of questions, I AM interested and think it can help me and I'm sure others think the same.

    18. Re:Free medical advice is worth every cent by ergo98 · · Score: 1

      The guy's advice to see your doctor was lame, karma whore advice. Seriously unless your doctor is a neurologist with a specialty in chemical addiction, he likely is similarly informed as any single Slashdot drone -- the idea that doctors are all knowing bastions of information is absurd.

      Having said that, I personally had exactly the same issue -- I literally drank probably 24-32 "metric" (250ml) cups of coffee a day (in real coffee mug sized cups this was like 10-15). I drank so much coffee that I went through a KG bag of sugar about every 4 days (I'm not exaggerating).

      Anyways my personal vow to cutback came not only because I was tired of, well, being tired all the time (which excessive caffeine does), but because my wife (fiance at the time) were preparing for a trip to Italy, and being a Canadian I wasn't looking forward to Italy style coffee (which is much stronger than we normally have it here -- to the degree that many here consider a laxative), and I knew that coffee wouldn't have the availability there that it has here (with a Tim Hortons on every block).

      My solution was the addition of decaf coffee into my daily grind -- I would either get 1/2 decaf/1/2 caf mixes at coffee retailers, or would alternate getting a cup of decaf and a cup of regular. I never planned on fully "kicking the habit" (I like coffee), but currently I'm at maybe 5 "metric" cups of coffee a day, with about 70% of it being decaf. If I go a day without coffee now there is no symptoms of caffeine withdrawl.

    19. Re:Free medical advice is worth every cent by rizzo420 · · Score: 1

      doctors are also required by law and license to help those in need so much as they can stay alive relatively comfortable. if you are in the united states and have something seriously wrong with you, go to the nearest hospital (especially one that carries some sort of religious name) and you will find that even though you can't pay for it, they will still help you within reason. you'll be on the bottom of their priority list, but you will get taken care of.

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    20. Re:Free medical advice is worth every cent by rizzo420 · · Score: 1

      slowly cut back like people who quit cigarettes cold turkey do. eventually you get down to nothing. if you really like coffee, go the decaf route. try ordering herbal tea at the coffee shops (regular tea still has the caffeine). and i worked with a carpenter for a summer and i don't drink coffee. he'd come in with one and i'd have water or something. he'd drink seltzer the rest of teh day. cutting back on that stuff will also help you do other things like lose weight and feel better in general. soda is generally not good for you. and i'm honestly sure that the electrician you work with will not give 2 shits if you drink OJ or water in teh morning. show up with decaf if you're that worried. at least it still looks, smells, and tastes the same. and going out with your co-workers/friends is the same thing. order something else. both starbucks and dunkin' serve drinks other than coffee. and when you go to a restaurant like mcdonalds, ask for water. if you have to buy a soda to get your "free" sub at subway, fill the cup with water (all their soda machines have a water button), at least the whole thing is only costing you like $1.25. if you go to a restaurant and usually order coke, order ice water. they don't care. that's what i do all the time when i go out with my girlfriend.

      as far as your comment about the think geek caffeine section goes... they removed that from your post for obvious conflict of interest reasons. i truly doubt the caffeine soap gives you the caffeine high (or any caffeine at all, more just for stupid caffeine bragging rights than anything else).

      all addictions are generally treated by slowly reducing the amount of intake of teh "drug" whether it be nicotine, caffeine, or heroin. that's how drug treatment centers help the highly addicted. they're so addicted removing it completely would almost kill them, so they get the drug or something that acts in a similar way given to them, slowly reducing it until they're to the point of just getting off it. caffeine is different than the smoking addiction because the oral fixation is not there. most smokers have a problem with that, but you can fulfill that by drinking something else. slowly cutting back won't hurt you one bit. and the biggest thing to almost any addiction is will power. you have to want to quit before you actually will. a lot of smokers run into that problem and end up starting up again.

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    21. Re:Free medical advice is worth every cent by Gojira+Shipi-Taro · · Score: 1

      Oh yea, because a system wherein there is no monetary compensation for actually knowing what you're talking about is SO much better...

      When there is no incentive to excel, Man will not excel. That's why the Soyuz Sovietzki is gone. Long Live indeed...

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    22. Re:Free medical advice is worth every cent by hherb · · Score: 1

      Not a cheap shot. It is actually the achilles heel of the USA (poor health care and poor public education): the USA spend more than most countries on health, yet they have a rather mediocre outcome at best as compared to OECD standards. Health is no business, it is compassionate help for which skilled professionals should get adequate remuneration regardless whether their "client" can afford it or not.

      I have practised as a a surgeon and family doctor in Germany (mixed private/public system), Norway (100% public system) and now in Australia (again mixed system), so I can compare a bit. I also have spent some time in the US, but not practising as a doctor there.

      Interestingly, Norway has the best overall outcome - at about half the cost of the US health system. In terms of UN criteria, Norway has the highest overall standard of living, and one of the highest life expectancies in the whole world (the US just ranging in a middle field there, now why is that?)

      To come back to your statement: it is NOT true that everyone has a fair chance, especially not in health. Diabetics in the USA fair among the worst of all OECD countries for lack of access to affordable medication, for example. I was apalled by the number of late diabetic complications I saw in the US, something that is pretty much history and rarely seen any more in the countries I have been practising.

      To make this reply on topic: the correlation between free and timely access to healthcare and overcoming addictions of any kind has been demonstrated many times.

    23. Re:Free medical advice is worth every cent by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 1


      Care to explain why the US does not excel over Cuba when comparing infant mortality rates?

      Capitalism is a system which believes its okay to let a few babies drop dead if the result is a more efficent accumulation of capital.

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    24. Re:Free medical advice is worth every cent by lyedee · · Score: 0

      Canada's not communist. We do, however, believe that the health of society should be paid for by society.

    25. Re:Free medical advice is worth every cent by jimmy_dean · · Score: 1

      I agree with you on poor public education. But I do like our current health care system. I must add that I don't have anything else to compare it to though with first-hand experience like yourself. As long as there remains a choice, I don't care what the healthcare system looks like. But if it turns out to be like our current Medicare where someone my age helps pay for it, though we'll probably never reap the benefits of it - then no I don't want a system like that. I hate paying more taxes and to me, a healthcare system that is 100% publicly funded means I have to pay more taxes and means that I am less better off in general.

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    26. Re:Free medical advice is worth every cent by jimmy_dean · · Score: 1

      Let me make a correction - I sort of contradicted myself. I like the US's current healthcare system minus having to help pay for Medicare everytime I get a paycheck. There we go. :)

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    27. Re:Free medical advice is worth every cent by hherb · · Score: 1

      Everybody hates paying taxes - to a degree. Interesting again, when Norwegians were asked in a referendum whether they have rather tax cuts or improvements on their public health system, they opted for the latter.

      Look at it that way: what ultimately counts is your general satisfaction with your life. Fear considerably dimishes quality of life. As Michael Moore so nicely pointed it out in "Bowling for Columbine", the US live in a culture of fear. Which is sad, because this fear destroys the many good things the US would have to offer otherwise.

      If you are alone (not married, no kids) and young, fearing health problems might not be a big deal. But for the majority of the population it is. It is a different scenario when you are diagnosed with cancer or diabetes and you have 4 young kids - then all of a sudden quality health care availability becomes the centre of your life. There is no month I don't get at least one young patient struck by an unexpected health problem that would be beyond their means to "finance" if it wasn't for our public health system.

      Just face it (look at the available statistics): the US health system does not work. It costs almost twice as much as other systems with comparable outcome. If you save $10,000 in tax, but spend $20,000 on health - where are the savings? There is only one group benefitting: the
      share holders of HMOs and especially their CEOs.

      And even if you are not ill yourself - poor publci health can have devastating effects on any economy. Think of sick days, early retirement, poor productivity, child care expenses etc.

    28. Re:Free medical advice is worth every cent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a fucking idiot and your father was a fool.

    29. Re:Free medical advice is worth every cent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are addicted to sugar.

      Don't put sugar in your coffee, see what happens.

    30. Re:Free medical advice is worth every cent by muffen · · Score: 1

      brave words... but then again.. you're such a pussy you can't even post it under your login... Had to be AC .. didn't it?

    31. Re:Free medical advice is worth every cent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they look at you like you have three heads if you show up with a water or an OJ in the morning instead of a large coffee.

      I quit drinking coffee and all caffeinated drinks (and all sodas, even the non-caffeinated ones, sugar is part of the problem) completely and don't have any intention of starting ever again.

      I drink out of the same glass every day. It is this covered thermos-style cup that would be ideal for drinking coffee in. However, all I drink out of it is juice and water (mostly water). But people normally assume I'm drinking coffee. It's not my intention to look like I'm drinking coffee, its just a really good cup that keeps my drink cool in the heat and reduces the damage when I knock it over. However, if you're really worried about looking weird you can start carrying around a glass like this that looks like you're drinking coffee (that's pretty fucking lame, though).

      But it really shouldn't matter. You shouldn't feel funny if you're around people drinking coffee and you're not. If you quit, you're the one who has done something good for yourself, they are the ones who are continuing their unhealthy habbit. But that doesn't mean you can't hang out with them while they go to Starbucks or Dunkin' Donuts. Hell, I've been in Starbucks many times without ordering anything. Order a water if you feel you must order something.

      I used to smoke cigs for the exactly the same reason you drink coffee. It gave me a reason to be outside on the steps of my dorm in order to meet people. I quit after about 6 months when I got bored with it (I knew I was going to quit at some point anyways). And I'm always the one guy who isn't smoking cigs with a whole group of people who do. I'll go outside with a friend who wants to smoke, just so I can get outside.

      Hell, I've been at a party where everyone in the room was snorting lines of cocaine. I felt a little funny being the only one not doing it, but it was more like "wow, I didn't realize all these people I hang out with are such morons." I don't party with those idiots much anymore.

      Go your own way, don't follow the crowd.

  13. Re:Similar Article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    That would probably work.. have tubgirl printed at the bottom of a coffee cup.. after you drink your cup of BROWN LIQUID coffee, you see her and never drink coffee again!

    You're a genius!

  14. I was addicted once... by donkeyoverlord · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    To trying to get first post!!!! But really, why don't you just ween yourself off? Have the small cup of coffee or only half a can of Dew.

    1. Re:I was addicted once... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How the hell is this offtopic? Just because a post has the words "first post" in it, that doesn't automatically make it offtopic.

      The way moderations go on this damn site, it seems like the moderators have some pretty serious addictions of their own.

  15. Slowly.... by Sikmaz · · Score: 1

    I removed sugary drinks and candy from my diet two years ago and I am working on Caffiene. So far I have had moderate success by limiting my intake. For example I now only drink Caffiene at lunch and then only one glass of Diet Coke. In a few weeks I will trim it down to Once every two days etc.

    It seems to be working for me so far...

  16. Worked for me... by nuxx · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The best way I've found is to taper off your caffeine usage to maybe half a cup of coffee per day, then just stop.

    Yes, it sucks. Yes, you'll get headaches for four to five days. And yes, you may end up with some weird flu-like symptoms after about a week.

    But, after all the feeling-like-crap for a while, you'll be over it. You just have to deal with it.

    1. Re:Worked for me... by kialara · · Score: 0

      I've done something close to this. I found myself addicted to a huge cup of high octane coffee as an effort to supress hunger from 10am until noon. Not realizing why I started drinking coffee, I tried stopping. I just got really nasty headaches... so I tried cutting out 1/4 of my cup each day instead, and after 5 days, I was done. No headache, but my hunger made me realize why I went on it in the first place.

      Turns out that I went back on it.

      But that's why it's not government regulated... it's possible to get off it without too much pain, if you wean yourself off slowly.

      If you end up with headaches, just do the previous days amount for another day, and wait for your body to catch up to your decreased amount.

    2. Re:Worked for me... by miracle69 · · Score: 1

      We have a Winner!!!

      Suggested tapers are to decrease by 1 caffiene equivalent/week. I.E. Drop from 8-7 coffee/coke/etc the first week, then 7-6, then 6-5...

      Takes quite a while if done this way, but doesn't have many symptoms.

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    3. Re:Worked for me... by Phemur · · Score: 1
      Actually, cut your caffeine intake BY half a cup a day, and you should get through it pretty smoothly. Make sure you drink lots of water, and get lots of sleep.

      If you do get headaches (some people are more prone than others because of stress, lack of exercise, genetics, whatever), then take caffeine-free pain-killers, like Advil.

      Phemur

  17. Gradually lower dosages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about slowly bringing the level you consume down? With coffee, you could make a pot which is part decaf and part regular. Start with mostly regular and proceed to mostly decaf, slowly. You might also be able to do this with sodas assuming you have a diet/caffeine free version to mix in.

    Same idea as anti-smoking patches/gums/etc.

  18. Cold Turkey... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Took me a week of cold turkey to get over the headaches when I gave up my 32ozs of coffee every day. I found neither Tylenol or Advil made any difference either.

    1. Re:Cold Turkey... by TwinGears · · Score: 1

      Good to see someone in these posts has some balls. Cold Turkey is the easiest out. It works and the side effects are great for studing one self. The mind can play amazing tricks...and it's a good mental exercise. If you can't handle your expression honestly 'now', then I guess you best live in the past with your crutches and the rest of you petty ideas that are also built in the past.

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  19. Cold Turkey, more or less by PenguinRadio · · Score: 1

    I know how you feel. I was that way as well, and I was going nuts without a couple Cokes during the day (about 92-128 oz a day). I basically decided to give it up cold turkey, which didn't work that well either. I finally kicked it by switching to 7-up and Sprite, with an occasional Diet Coke.

    Lost a lot of weight too.

  20. beat it the same way you beat other addictions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    just stop taking it

    i know its hard, for sure .. i've had three ;)

    this might help : get addicted to heroin or ghb for a few months, then break THAT .. caffeine will be so damn easy to break once you've gone through that hell

  21. It takes 2-3 days to get over the headache by Adam+Rightmann · · Score: 1
    I would stop drinking coffee occasionally in college, often a few weeks before finals to let my body rest up for the final crunch.

    The first 2-3 days I would have a headache, then I would be caffeine and headache free.

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  22. I chose not to fight mine by DoctorPepper · · Score: 1

    I managed to quit smoking after 16 years of two-packs a day, but I can't shake my caffeine addiction. I've been drinking coffee for decades, and find if I don't have a cup before noon, I get a wicked headache.

    I guess I just decided to continue on with the coffee, as long as it's not hurting me any other way.

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    1. Re:I chose not to fight mine by worm+eater · · Score: 1

      I guess I just decided to continue on with the coffee, as long as it's not hurting me any other way.

      Yeah, the medical evidence is somewhat shaky on the negative effects of coffee. However, there are other ways of getting caffeine that, according to ancient traditions and modern studies are actually *good* for you. Green and black teas both have high levels of anti-oxidants, which are very good for the immune system in general. I switched to mostly green tea and have found that it improved my mood pretty drastically (as compared with coffee) while keeping the caffeine flowing.

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    2. Re:I chose not to fight mine by DoctorPepper · · Score: 1

      Good idea. I actually like green tea. I will look into getting some that I can take into work.

      It would make a refreshing change... Sometimes the coffee at work is pretty nasty, and that's from a 15-year Navy vet!

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    3. Re:I chose not to fight mine by MicroBerto · · Score: 1
      as long as it's not hurting me any other way.

      Besides disgusting yellow teeth :)

      If you have sick ones, see your dentist about bleaching. I'm currently bleaching and it makes me so much more confident to smile

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  23. I started looking through the google links... by tuxette · · Score: 4, Interesting
    ...and found some pretty funny stuff:

    "Caffeine is the Christian drug of preference. Drink a glass of red wine or light up a cigarette during Sunday Night Fellowship Hour, and you will be thrown out on your ear. But a two-hundred-gallon pot of black adrenal-rush will bring friendly smiles of delight. The meeting would not be the same with the absence of its nutty aroma filling the church basement. Little white Styrofoam cups floating in small clusters of heavenly conversation." link

    Otherwise, I found this interesting: Scientists cast doubt on caffeine addiction.

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    1. Re:I started looking through the google links... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, Coffee was originally known as the Wine of Islam...

    2. Re:I started looking through the google links... by Menkhaf · · Score: 1

      Read on fuckhead...
      While it might be an interesting read, it's probably junk...

      "THIS BOOK WILL AWAKEN THE DEEPEST YOU
      examine spiritual paralysis and moral compromise
      examine how polluted thinking has weakened you
      examine the effect of media on who you are becoming
      break life patterns, hopelessness and depression
      reestablishing meaningful living
      fulfill the heart-dream you were born with
      clear your life to live autonomous and free
      learn the secret of developing spiritual self-discipline"

      What a bunch of crap...

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    3. Re:I started looking through the google links... by UTRules · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I laugh every time I see a story about caffeine not being addictive. It sure the hell is for me. The obvious conclusion to draw from all the contradictory studies about caffeine addiction is that different people react differently, kinda like how some people can some dope one weekend a month while others turn into potheads.

    4. Re:I started looking through the google links... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, I read the "Scientists cast doubt on caffeine addiction" article. For those who didn't read it, the summary is this: there is a region in the brain which, when stimulated in a certain way, causes you to strongly crave further such stimulation. Their study indicates that moderate doses of caffeine don't stimulate it.

      This may very well be true. Yet, others claim there is such a thing as being addicted to caffeine, and my personal experience leaves me with no doubt there is some sort of effect. I am no expert, but I think what may be happening here is a difference in terminology. These scientists, it would seem, have a somewhat narrower definition of "addiction" than most people do: if it doesn't involve the stimulation of that part of the brain, it isn't addiction as far as they're concerned. However, caffeine does have biological effects on your body (headaches, loss of energy, etc. when you go without), and so while you may or may not want to call that addiction, I think it is fair to say that it is possible (and even easy) to become chemically dependent on caffeine.

    5. Re:I started looking through the google links... by Diclophis · · Score: 1

      You know your addicted when you need a Mt Dew at 4am inorder to smooth your nerves so you can get to sleep... Also the headaches and what not could be from diabetes... the intenst amount of sugar that is often consumed with caffeine can make anyones glucose levels whacky.

    6. Re:I started looking through the google links... by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 1

      Otherwise, I found this interesting: Scientists cast doubt on caffeine addiction.

      I have two big issues with the article. The first is the "reasonable quantities". The story label suggests that caffeine addiction dosn't exist, and is worded to present that view, but the actual facts presented just say that 'small amounts' of caffeine may not be addictive. "reasonable quantities" is pretty subjective. Personally I don't consider one to three cups very reasonable - most people I know who drink coffee go through that before noon. Plus, the acctual amount of caffeine in different brands varies, as does actual cup size unless by cup they mean it as measurement instead of actual 'hold in your hand' cup. I'm not sure if it's just a flawed study, or if the article is just presenting it that way. But I'd much prefer tighter controlls, such as simply using caffeine pills to get an exact measurement of how much actual caffeine is being taken.

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    7. Re:I started looking through the google links... by ichandarin · · Score: 1

      Actually, caffeine is the *muslim* drug of addiction. It was introduced to the Christians during some crusade vs. Turkey, when victorious Marco d'Aviano, sent by Pope Innocent XI, discovered sacks of it left behind by the fleeing troops.

      As it turned out, they used it as their addictive drug of choice since they were not allowed to drink alcahol.

      Fortunately, the croissant was invented after the same battle (the crescent shape came from the Turkish flags)... it would have been a shame had there been no bread to go with it.

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    8. Re:I started looking through the google links... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Er, he included that link because it was funny, not because it wasn't "a bunch of crap". So, how does that make him a fuckhead?

    9. Re:I started looking through the google links... by LauraScudder · · Score: 1

      I don't know about you, but I have no withdrawl symptoms when I go from two Dr. Pepper's a day down to none. It's quite a different story going from more than that down to nothing: withdrawl headaches all the way. I agree that the article title was misleading, all mainstream media coverage of scientific results is like that, but I can't argue with the actual results they found.

    10. Re:I started looking through the google links... by RevAaron · · Score: 1

      Mind you, caffeine isn't every christian's favorite drug. Mormons (arguably christian) prefer "Mormon tea," also known as ma huang, or Ephedra spp. Chock full of ephedrine rather than caffeine! mm mm good!

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    11. Re:I started looking through the google links... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Mind you, caffeine isn't every christian's favorite drug. Mormons (arguably christian) prefer "Mormon tea," also known as ma huang, or Ephedra spp. Chock full of ephedrine rather than caffeine! mm mm good!

      What? I've lived in Utah nearly all my life and I never heard about that--and considering how the locals like to talk about Mormons all the time, I'd expect to have heard it at least forty times by now. What does "RevAaron tea" have in it, crack? :)

    12. Re:I started looking through the google links... by RevAaron · · Score: 1

      Heh. It may not be used much today, but I certainly didn't make it up. I've known a couple mormon families (in minnesota, not utah) that drank ephedra tea in lieu of coffee or green/black tea, which both contain caffeine and are forbidden.

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    13. Re:I started looking through the google links... by CentrX · · Score: 1

      That addiction was a bit misleading.

      Basically, it says that caffeine does not stimulate the same area of the brain (and not being dopaminergic) that makes cocaine, amphetamines, nicotine, and such so addictive. It also qualifies the entire study by only asserting that caffeine in small quantities (1-3 cups) is not addictive, which doesn't mean that caffeine is not addictive in general, in higher doses.

      Simply saying that it is not addictive is incorrect, it's just not addictive by the same means as cocaine, nicotine, etc. Caffeine still satisfies the medical criteria for addiction: reinforcement ( you like it so you do it again), tolerance (you must take increasing quantities to achieve the same effects), and withdrawal (undesirable effects of ceasing use).

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  24. ASPRIN by greenskyx · · Score: 1

    Asprin will help you beat it. That's how I did it. Just take a couple a day around when you normally drink soda. If you get a headache take an extra one. Slowly taper off the Aprin and you'll be over soda within a week or so...

    1. Re:ASPRIN by msaulters · · Score: 2, Informative

      Asprin will help you beat it. That's how I did it. Just take a couple a day around when you normally drink soda. If you get a headache take an extra one. Slowly taper off the Aprin and you'll be over soda within a week or so...


      Actually, you should be careful. Many pain-relief products include caffeine. If you do this, make sure it's just plain ole aspirin.

      I quit just last week, haven't had any caffeine in six days. But I started a month ago by quitting Diet Cokes cold turkey. Switched to iced tea & regular cokes to kill my nutra-sweet intake (2 liters of diet coke a day just CAN'T be good for you). Guess that reduced my caffeine intake enough that I didn't really feel any difficulty quitting. (beware chocolate, too).

      The funniest thing was after about 4 days I had a bad dream one night about opening and slurping down a giant can of coke & spoiling my caffeine-fast.
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    2. Re:ASPRIN by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 1
      The funniest thing was after about 4 days I had a bad dream one night about opening and slurping down a giant can of coke & spoiling my caffeine-fast.

      God you guys are weak-willed. I could quit taking in caffeine anytime I like but I love Diet Pepsi and Diet Coke. Nothing washes down a couple of Fast Break candy bars and a bag of M&M's better than a Diet Coke. Mmmmmm.. lunch. Caffeine addiction. Pfffft. Hogwash. Fiddle-faddle.

    3. Re:ASPRIN by wildjim · · Score: 1

      You *must* be very careful with any pain-suppressant drugs. For one thing pain is the body's way of saying something's wrong, and masking it rather than fixing the problem is dangerous. But this is probably blatantly obvious when you're trying to give up caffeine ;-)

      More importantly, some pain-suppressants can cause other serious damage, i.e. paracetemol and codiene-based products *will* damage your liver, not only over time, but if you have too much in one go, you can hasten the damage.
      For an example, I was told of a case in NZ last year (2003) of someone trying to O.D. on Panadol (paracetmol based). I wee bit ridiculous, as you can't do this in the way you might on barbituates, but after 100 or so Panadol pills, he quickly had enough in his system that he destroyed his liver and died slowly and painfully from blood poisoning (I think that's what happens after liver failure) over the next few weeks.
      I don't think Aspirin can do this, but I do remember it being able to cause damage to some other organ almost as badly -- kidneys?

    4. Re:ASPRIN by greenskyx · · Score: 1

      I think that it's ibuprofen that causes kidney damage. ALWAYS read the lable. Using a usual dosage of asprin for a week won't cause any problems.

  25. I did it by h4ter · · Score: 1

    I've gone five and a half years now without drinking caffine. And, yeah, it's hard, but it wasn't as hard as quitting coke (the other kind).

    I did have some rather severe stomach problems at the time, so stopping was a matter of some very basic health issues.

    My best advice is just to hole yourself up and be really, really busy. That's been my plan for all my addiction-kicking.

    Grin, bear it, be productive.

    1. Re:I did it by stevejsmith · · Score: 1

      Cocaine is not physically or chemically addictive, and therefore the withdrawal is completely different (all in your head, that is) from caffeine.

  26. try dilution by chloroquine · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Why not try reducing your caffeine intake slowly. In a manner similar to people trying to quit smoking, change the mode of caffeine intake - instead of drinking coffee or soda, switch to those caffeinated mints and then limit yourself to a specific number of them a day. As the weeks pass, reduce that number.

    Alternatively, dilute your fully caffeinated coffee with decaf. Start with a 3caf:1caf mix and then bring that down to 1:1 and then 1:3 and so on.

    Good luck.

    1. Re:try dilution by DrVxD · · Score: 1

      The "gradual reduction" method might well work for caffeine, but never worked for me when I was trying to quit smoking. I tried "cutting down" so many times, tried the patches (hey, maybe caffeine patches might work here ;)), etc. etc. None of it worked.

      In the end, the only way for me to kick the smoking monkey was to go cold turkey - finished a pack, and didn't buy another one. Suffered like hell (headaches, even more irritable than usual - even the shakes a couple of time) for about a week, but have never been tempted to smoke one since - even on a REALLY high stress day.

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    2. Re:try dilution by ByteMangler_242 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I would like to say that both posters above hold truth. Addiction is two-pronged: Physical and mental. Caffeine is a bad one physically (headaches, shakes, loss of concentration) but also mental (melodramatic: I need my cup of joe, I am too tired to even function, and the whole Freudian oral fixation).
      My approach: Cut back slowly (1-2 months) to reduce physical dependence, but then go cold turkey. This then makes it a mostly mental break, with less severe phyical withdrawal.
      The parent mentioned Penguins, which I like, but some people can't stand the taste. 3 penguins = 1 can cola. Also think No-Doz or generic equiv., very cheap aternative. One pill = 2 cups coffee, and 1 12 oz Dew can = aprox 1/2 cup coffee. You can cut them in half for the end phase. I like pills since you can be certain of dosage, unlike coffee which tends to go up and down, especially if you are not the coffee brewer for the office. Plus, a pill popped first thing in the morning breaks the mental addiction to the cup in your hand ritual, but leave out the shakes.
      Just remember, the mental side is what makes you slip up when you hit the cold turkey phase, and good luck!

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    3. Re:try dilution by protohiro1 · · Score: 1

      I third that, there can be no cutting back. Its not possible. You have to quit completely. I had one shitty week when I quit...the first day was unbelievable, I almost killed my SO. I've dealt with the mental (which still hits me with a coffee craving from time to time) with decaf coffee. It really helps me and doesn't send me back down the 6+ cups a day road.

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    4. Re:try dilution by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 1

      Cutting back gradually works. I'm probably doing it a little more gradually than you want to but I cut down from 12 to 15 cups a day when I was an undergrad in the late '70s to only five or six cups a day now with no ill effects. In the those days I was working third shift and going to classes during the day which meant sleep had to be fit in when I could. Lots of caffeine helped make that possible and I only had caffeine shakes (muscle tremors) once.

      I doubt if I'll try to drop my caffeine intake any lower unless some specific health issues come up since I love having a good cup of coffee. A somewhat funny side effect of cutting back on my overall intake is that I can no longer drink caffeinated coffee late (e.g., after dinner) without it messing up my sleep.

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  27. easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    mix hard alcohol in with your coffee/soda. It might not help your addiction, but you won't be such an uptight asshole either.

  28. Do it gradually by ColdGrits · · Score: 1

    It really is that simple.

    Gradually cut down your intake rather than cutting it all in 1 go.

    Might help if you keep a note of how much you do ingest so you can then monitor as you cut down, but as long as you reduce gradually over weeks or even months (remembering your addiction grew over months and years), you'll be fine.

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  29. r3h4b by Deraj+DeZine · · Score: 1

    You could try looking for a support group or a rehab clinic. Just don't get addicted to those support groups, we all know what follows that... THE BEST MOVIE EVER MADE!!!

    --
    True story.
  30. Wean yourself off by Gothmolly · · Score: 1

    What I did:
    Switch to 1/2-caffeine coffee in the morning. Have a single, smaller cup of it, instead of a Flagon. Let it work its way through your head, and the morning fog disappears.
    Instead of immediately refilling, hold on as long as you can - by the time that you 'need' another cup, it might be lunchtime. Food/water are good to distract you, and the blood sugar perks you up.
    If you MUST have coffee in the afternoon, do a small cup of 1/2 caffeine coffee.
    Eventually you will stop the afternoon coffee.
    Switch to all-decaf in the morning, the addiction is as much morning ritual as it is a need for speed.
    Studies have shown that people DO perform better mentally on small doses of caffeine, so there's no real need to go completely on the wagon. Just do small cups, of 1/2-caff.
    Good luck! I went cold-turkey once and slept for about 4 days. The weaning method works better - you're still functional, a little crabby, but no headaches.

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    1. Re:Wean yourself off by bengoerz · · Score: 1

      Studies have shown that people DO perform better mentally on small doses of caffeine, so there's no real need to go completely on the wagon.

      Not that I don't believe you, but where are these studies? Any clue as to where we might start to read up on this? One in particular that you enjoyed, perhaps?

    2. Re:Wean yourself off by cleverhandle · · Score: 1

      Here's a page by an educational consultant (a rare, useful one). There are references at the bottom.

    3. Re:Wean yourself off by bengoerz · · Score: 1

      Interesting article, true. Though the reference to increased learning (the first reference, to Hameleers) is a bit out of context as it didn't include children. This is the abstract:


      Evaluated, as part of the Maastricht Aging Study, the association between habitual caffeine intake via coffee and tea and cognitive performance. A group of 1875 healthy adults (aged 24-81 yrs), stratified for age, sex, and general ability, were screened for habitual intake of coffee and tea and took part in extensive cognitive testing. After controlling for age, sex, socio-demographic variables and substance use, habitual caffeine consumption was found to be significantly related to better long-term memory performance and faster locomotor speed. No relationships were found between habitual caffeine consumption and short-term memory, information processing, planning, and attention as measured with the Stroop Test. Moreover, no difference in sensitivity to caffeine intake between different age groups was found, suggesting that caffeine intake did not counteract age-related cognitive decline. Several recommendations are made to improve the design of future studies in this field.


      Good article though, and on the whole it supports your point. :)

      HOWEVER, there are some other articles that also reject it:


      M. P. J. van Boxtel revisited the experiment of Hameleers 6 years later, but found that:

      Recently, a high habitual intake of caffeine was found associated with better verbal memory performance and psychomotor speed in several cross-sectional population studies. We tested the hypothesis that habitual caffeine intake can reduce or postpone age-related cognitive decline in healthy adults. For this purpose, the cognitive performance of all participants in the Maastricht Aging Study (MAAS), aged between 24 and 81 years, was reassessed after 6 years. Information on the intake of caffeine-containing beverages was available from the baseline questionnaire. After 6 years, 1,376 (75.6%) individuals were available for reassessment. After correction for demographic characteristics, baseline performance and health status, there were small albeit significant associations between the overall estimated caffeine intake at baseline and the 6-year change in complex motor speed (motor choice reaction time). The earlier found association between caffeine intake and verbal memory performance was not apparent in this longitudinal study. These results imply that the longitudinal effect of habitual caffeine intake is limited and will not promote a substantial reduction in age-related cognitive decline at a population level.


      Ronald P Gruber also cited the previous experiment of Hameleers, but the abstract reads:

      The effects of caffeine on prospective and retrospective duration judgements were evaluated in a double-blind placebo-controlled experiment. After taking either 200 mg caffeine or a placebo, participants touched a 17-sided polygon for 15 s. Then they verbally estimated the number of angles and the duration. Participants in the prospective group were told in advance they would be making a duration estimate, whereas those in the retrospective group were not told. Caffeine reduced duration estimates in the prospective condition but not in the retrospective condition. The effect of caffeine on very long duration comparisons (the past year compared with a year at one-half and one-quarter of one's age) was also evaluated, but none was found. The findings do not support the hypothesis that caffeine affects duration experience by increasing the internal clock rate as a result of its dopamine D-sub-2 agonist properties. The hypothesis that caffeine produces its effect by enhancing memory was considered and rejected. The most parsimonious explanation is that caffeine increased arousal level, which led to a narrowing of the focus of attention to the most salient task.


      Sadly, while your article points to an interesting psychological paper, it appears that every later paper that cited it had different results. So, while it's a nice article, it appears to be based on incorrect results.

      NEXT! ;)

  31. take it slowly by Papa+Romeo · · Score: 1

    What has been working for me is to slowly reduce the amount. Right now I'm taking my morning coffee (I'll never give that up!) and 1 or 2 cokes during the rest of the day. Because I also got headaches, I went from 5 cokes a day to four, stayed on four for several weeks then went to three and so on. Good luck!

  32. OJ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I was going through caffeine withdrawals, orange juice seemed to help a lot. I've heard varying things about the effect that citric acid has on the way one's brain handles caffeine, and orange juice has a very high glycemic index, so that may help as well. In any case, it couldn't hurt.
    And before taking aspirin for your headaches, remember that it contains caffeine. Whether that's good or bad is up to you, but just make sure you're aware of it. That said, I think cold turkey is the best way to quit anything. Good luck.

  33. Medical Marijuana by Aqua+OS+X · · Score: 4, Funny

    You could always try medical marijuana. Odds are that'll get rid of the headaches.

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    1. Re:Medical Marijuana by Gyan · · Score: 1

      What does 'medical marijuana' mean? Is it pot grown by conservatives?

    2. Re:Medical Marijuana by jdray · · Score: 1

      Oh, it might not get rid of the headaches, but it would probably make you not care so much about the headaches. Or much of anything else, for that matter, except where the bag of Doritos is.

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    3. Re:Medical Marijuana by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, its like teevee, then?

    4. Re:Medical Marijuana by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes its tv where you get to watch your favourite programs all the time

    5. Re:Medical Marijuana by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually medical merijuana isn't smoked.

      all it is is a pill derrived from the same chemical found in the brain, delta-9 THC, which concequently is the active ingredient in marijuana.

      I repeat: YOU DON'T SMOKE MEDICINE!!!

      in fact, people in NORML are trying to use arguments like the peyote case(PDF) to get the courts to listen to the case

      and for those who want medical marijuana now, please remember the Thalidomide "Wonderdrug" that caused wonderful newborns to have wonderful birth defects

    6. Re:Medical Marijuana by syukton · · Score: 1

      ...and replace them with munchies!

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    7. Re:Medical Marijuana by Gyan · · Score: 1

      Try again!

      Medical marijuana is smoked.

      Marinol (synthetic THC) isn't.

      Marijuana is the bud of the plant cannabis sativa.

  34. You could always do it the way I did... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just develop an allergy to it.
    I went from drinking a 7-11 "Super Big Gulp" of Dr. Pepper for breakfast to wake up every morning to just not getting up.

  35. Physical activity! by FartingTowels · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Start running/jogging an hour a day, every day -- this should be enough to get you going when you feel sleepy or tired.

    1. Re:Physical activity! by rixon · · Score: 1

      I second this.

      On days when I run for an hour in the morning I don't feel the need to drink coffee.

      Normally I drink 4 or 5 cups in a working day.

      Another benefit of exercise should help you, too - you'll sleep better that night which will help the next day.

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    2. Re:Physical activity! by Requiem · · Score: 1

      I'd do something like this more often (I had a regular jogging regimen up until October), but where I live, it goes down to -30 or -40 in the winter. Pity.

    3. Re:Physical activity! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's that cold here right now and I just substitute my running session with a long walk instead. Of course, it doesn't give the "adrenaline kick" as a run, but it's better than nothing. :)

      But swimming is always a good alternative, but that depends on how close to a swimming hall you live.

  36. There's only one way to do it. by gklinger · · Score: 1
    Cold turkey. You'll have to live with the headaches and lethargy but it will pass. You can help that process along by drinking a lot of water (I know it sounds obvious). It helps flush the drug out of your system. You can also sweat it out so if you've got access to a sauna, use it.

    Luckily you won't have to change your lifestyle too much. Caffeine-free soda and decaffeinated coffees are readily available.

  37. Slow cutdown by henryhbk · · Score: 1
    When I have needed to cut down (rarely) I find a slow cut-down over a week (taper) with decreasing quantities around the clock (I often consume it manby times per day over a 24 hour shift) rather than fewer times per day.

    In other words, if you consume 1 'dew every 4 hours, first comsume 0.5 'dews every 4 down to off over 4-5 days.

  38. heroin by alex_ant · · Score: 1

    a few hits of that and you won't really care about caffeine anymore.

    1. Re:heroin by Festering+Leper · · Score: 1

      actually i found that 60-90mg oxycontin (roughly equal to 90-120mg ms-contin/morphine-sr) per day plus the patch and you just don't give a shit about quitting cigarettes. never was able to quit before i had these pills prescribed... i decided to take advantage of the situation and quit.

      caffeine on the otherhand was horrible to give up ...(reduce greatly really) partly from the headaches, but partly because i just loved the wonderful taste of the mega strong coffee i made(put 2x the coffee in the filter part of the coffee machine :) ). i often drank 7 cups a day and near the end and i was really getting dehydrated. seriously dehydrated... as in not needing to pee in the morning.

      now i drink a couple of cups of tea daily and don't smoke (been 11 months and counting, and no real temptations of any kind so far), so that just leaves me with the oxycontin.

      piece of cake!

      * /me doubles over in withdrawl cramps *

      bleh!

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  39. The headaches will be gone soon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It only takes about 4 or 5 days to get over the headaches... Withdrawal is never easy

  40. 50/50 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Drink half decaf for a week, then all decaf for a week.
    Seriously, if you can't stop drinking caffeine, you're pretty weak.

  41. Just drink more isn't really the answer I'm after by frovingslosh · · Score: 1
    'Just drink more' isn't really the answer I'm after

    Well, doh, just drink none. I had a friend this happen to. He went cold turkey, problem solved itself in a week or so. Now he drinks caffeine free beverages only and is fine.

    Gee, I guess that's not the answer you wanted, but get real. If it hurts you, stop doing it!

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  42. According to the DSM IV... by IgD · · Score: 1

    Here are a few key facts that frequently come up on the Psychiatry board exam:

    According to the DSM IV, there is no caffeine dependence or abuse. There is however caffeine intoxication. On a different note, there is such a thing as nicotine dependence. There is no nicotine abuse or intoxication however.

    1. Re:According to the DSM IV... by The+Step+Child · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The DSM is a changing animal...Wasn't it in the DSM III where homosexuality was considered a disease?

    2. Re:According to the DSM IV... by dipipanone · · Score: 1

      According to the DSM IV, there is no caffeine dependence or abuse.

      And yet if you read the responses to this question, you'd get the impression that the world is filled with recovering caffiene addicts, all of whom quit the evil stuff just prior to taking up mugging old ladies to feed their habits.

      Curious that, isn't it?

  43. my control method by theMerovingian · · Score: 1

    Switch from drinking 5 cups of coffee everyday to drinking 4, and have one cup of apple cider or hot chocolate. Go down in one day increments, but still have a hot beverage as a replacement. Once you get to about a week or so off caffeine, there should be no headache problems. If you start to get a real bad urge, drink tea instead (not as addictive to me as coffee, I don't know about others).

    WARNING: When you start drinking coffee again, use moderation. It is very easy to fall off the wagon.

    Sincerely,
    Starbucks Anonymous

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  44. Cold Turkey by nonmaskable · · Score: 4, Informative

    Just do it. I had headaches for a week, but I've been free 18 months now.

    Some hints for this approach - drink a lot of ice cold water. Use pain relief without caffine (some pills have caffine in them) when you need to feel normal. Eat healthy and exercise.

    I'll suck, but it'll end.

    1. Re:Cold Turkey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll suck, but it'll end.
      And that's what she said...

    2. Re:Cold Turkey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, I know. I'd probably be Amish if it weren't for the lack of religion and all the kinky sex.

      I took a tourist tour of an Amish farm in Pennsylvania. Apparently they smoke and drink with the best of em. They have lots of cell phones and battery-powered electronics, but can't have phone or power _wires_ from the street to their houses.

    3. Re:Cold Turkey by Radish03 · · Score: 1
      Use pain relief without caffine (some pills have caffine in them) when you need to feel normal.

      Exactly. Stay away from Excedrine Migrane pills and all the caffiene they contain. I got myself addicted to those because I get migranes, and when I stopped taking it for awhile, I got caffiene headaches daily that felt just as bad as migranes.
    4. Re:Cold Turkey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I'll suck, but it'll end. If you're that bad at it why do you think it would take his mind off of the withdrawl symptoms?

    5. Re:Cold Turkey by NoahsMyBro · · Score: 1

      I actually went cold turkey for about 4-5 years. At one point during this period, I found that IF I broke my rule and had a coffee or a Coke (for example, if I absolutely positively needed the help to stay awake), the next day I'd have a really intense headache.

      Sometime around the 5 year mark, I caved, and I no longer avoid caffeine completely. Instead, I now will very occasionally have a Coke (there really is no substitute for an oce cold Coca Cola), and if I'm at work and exhausted I'll have a 50/50 cup of regular and unleaded coffee.

      I haven't noticed the addiction-symptoms for a couple of years.

    6. Re:Cold Turkey by autophile · · Score: 1
      When my son was first born...

      How about when he was born the second time around?

      Sorry.

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    7. Re:Cold Turkey by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 1

      It took a few trips like that before I realized I couldn't touch the stuff AT ALL for a LONG time after I'd quit.

      I just made that mistake myself. After two weeks I figured I was in the clear, and that a little caffeine to help me concentrate during finals would be fine. Wrong, the headache came back just as strong as the first time I'd tried to go off it, right after a day with a couple bottles of mountain dew.

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    8. Re:Cold Turkey by rindeee · · Score: 1

      Interesting. I quit caffeine completely about 2.5 years ago, but I am now back to my "normal" consumption (about 4 - 5 liters of Diet Dr. Pepper/Diet Coke and a few cups of really strong coffee per day). I am quiting again (don't recall why I started drinking it again to be honest) out of necessity (I have a month long Reserve duty committment during which time I will not have access to anything but water and want to get past the aches now). My experience is that cold turkey is the ONLY way to quit and the instant you think about it has to be the instant that you do it (don't "plan" to quit, just quit). My two biggest problems are the headache and TERRIBLE muscle aches that rival the flu. I have talked with several docs about it and as best I can understand (in a nutshell) the sudden lack of caffeine has a pretty dramatic effect on your muscle endurance and the quantity of free fatty acids in your system (short term) and your entire body, having gotten used to the stimulative effects of mass quantities of caffeine, gets a severe shock when you quit. It's sort of like Richard Simmons vs. Michael Savage in your inner being. I have found my threshold at about 4 days at which point the headaches subside (and Richard is expelled through the appropriate port). I have also found that if I work out more vigorously than normal (which is understandably difficult given the splitting headache) that the muscle aches are controllable. Take some Motrin or something, drink lots of water, etc. Actually, I think the water is pretty important as not only does you body get used to lots of caffeine, but it also gets used to having an abundance of water. I have a tendancy to drink lots of whatever it is that I'm drinking, but I have several friends that have kicked caffeine and forgotten to replace the fluid intake and I believe this makes it even harder on your body. Just my two cents based on my experience. Maybe this time I'll stay off caffeine for good.

      ER

    9. Re:Cold Turkey by Dr.+Network · · Score: 0

      this is really the only way...you know what's coming so be ready for it.

    10. Re:Cold Turkey by HalliS · · Score: 1
      1. I'll suck, but it'll end.


      Whoa!!! that should take his mind off the caffeine-addiction :)
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  45. Whats worked for me by metlin · · Score: 1

    There was a time towards the completion of my undergrad when I needed a cup of coffee ever so often.

    I found that the best way to deal with it is reduce your intake slowly over time. It took me almost two months to get over it.

    Also, make sure you sleep a lot - that effectively reduces the time you're awake and consume coffee. And everytime you feel tempted to have something, drink a lot of water.

    I first cut it down to timed intakes - one cup in the morning, two in the afternoon, two in the evenings. Then to one in the morning, one at noon and one in the evening. And then to two a day and then to one a day.

    And now I've a nice and proper routine - one cup of black coffee in the morning and one cup in the late afternoon.

    Just move towards that regimen, and you'll get over it! Goodluck!!! :)

  46. Cold turkey + Aspirin by oneiron · · Score: 1

    I used to drink nearly a 12-pack of Dr. Pepper per day. One day, I decided the addiction wasn't benefiting me, so I just quit. Keep headache medicine on standby, and get ready to feel more rested when you wake up in the morning.

  47. I did it by the+man+with+the+pla · · Score: 1

    I've gone five and a half years now without drinking caffine. And, yeah, it's hard, but it wasn't as hard as quitting coke (the other kind).

    I did have some rather severe stomach problems at the time, so stopping was a matter of some very basic health issues.

    My best advice is just to hole yourself up and be really, really busy. That's been my plan for all my addiction-kicking.

    Grin, bear it, be productive.

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  48. Some methods that worked for me... by sczimme · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Drink lots of water.

    Take Bayer aspirin (contains a little caffeine) or Aleve to help with the headaches. (Motrin didn't help - YMMV.)

    Do not set your alarm - sleep as long as possible on the day you decide to quit. If I slept through the normal caffeine-consumption period (usually morning) I felt better. I don't know why.

    Oddly enough, going cold turkey (vice gradually decreasing caffeine intake) worked better for me.

    Good luck!

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    1. Re:Some methods that worked for me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      cold turkey worked for me... but the withdrawls lasted two months. that was almost two years ago. just stick with it, you'll be fine.

      chinotto is an excellent caffeine-free replacement for cola beverages.

  49. cold freakin' turkey by boojit · · Score: 1

    Unless you're talking about a particularly nasty heroin addiction, the only way to quit anything is cold turkey.

    I quit caffine for six months (back at it again, unfortunately). I was also worried about the withdrawl headaches affecting work, so I quit on a friday afternoon and took the following Monday, Tuesday off. That worked well--i was pretty much done with the headaches by then and was already noticing the benefits of quitting (most notably, more energy throughout the day).

    Look out for the pitfall that got me back on caffine again. After being off caffine for about 6 months, I came to work one day with only about two hours of sleep the night before...so I said, "well, just a can of Coke this one time to get me through today." Boom, that's all it took. Now I'm back to my regular pot of coffee or so every day. God, I love coffee. Damn you, caffine!

    DaC

    1. Re:cold freakin' turkey by Crypto+Gnome · · Score: 1

      God, I love coffee.

      I guess then you'll be very much looking forward to the recently announced 70% Reduced Caffeine GM Coffee Plant

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  50. Cold Turkey... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My brother and I just quit cold turkey one day... we stopped buying cokes and stopped ordering them when we ate out... ya, there were headaches for a couple days.. but after that first hard week, you do get better... drink juice and sprite and whatnot... many rootbeers have no caffine. It was about 3 months before I had another coke.. I was thirsty, it was the only thing available to drink, so I had one... and I was fine... no urge for more... I've had maybe two or three other caffinated drinks since then, and I feel no urge for more.

  51. Just quit by synergy3000 · · Score: 1

    In college they used to let us fill up as many sodas as we wanted with our meals in the dorms. I thought that was cool and always filled up 2-3 classes with pepsi or coke. It got to the point that I got way too jumpy. People would walk into the bathroom and I would get startled. I said forget that and quit cold turkey. Yeah it sucked back then. But it has been 10+ years for me with very minimal caffeine which I get from chocolate (which I eat a little here and there only) and from tea. I don't drink coffee or any caffeinated drinks at all. I buy caffeine free pepsi for drinking at home, though mostly I drink juice or water. If at a restaraunt and I want a soda I alwasy go for the sprite, 7-Up or Sierra Mist. No caffeine for me. And you know what, I love it. I get my needed sleep and have no need for coffee or caffeine beverages to keep me awake at work. I sip water at work and have no problems with staying awake. You should try it!

  52. Baby by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WTF?
    Sounds like a serious problem there pal.
    You sound like weening a child off the nipple.
    What will you complain about next I wonder?
    Be a man and just f*****g quit.

  53. Enjoy it by weorthe · · Score: 1

    You will be ill for one or two weeks. Revel in it. Use it as an excuse to tell off everyone you know. Later you can blame it on quitting caffeine. Be as selfish, crabby, and bitchy as you've always wanted to be. That's what I did when I quit smoking seven years ago, and any day now I'll start behaving again.

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  54. Stop drinking coffee!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about just stop drinking the stuff. (And for Gods sake stop all that whining and moaning, if it
    's that difficult do it during a holiday.)

  55. funny you should ask.... by Lawrence_Bird · · Score: 1

    but a good part of our Xmas Eve dinner was spent talking
    to a 30yr old woman (teacher) who detailed her life of
    caffeine addiction. There were many amusing stories from
    childhood of drinking the extra soda in the closet, trying
    to hide her coffee and soda use from her young students
    (whom she told 'its not good to drink soda in the morning').

    But the bottom line is... she quit cold turkey. In her
    case, the headaches and very bad migraines were the medical
    symptoms of the caffeine addiction. After a very bad event,
    she stopped. This was about 6 months ago. From what she
    said, it wasn't nearly as difficult as she thought it would
    be, nothing like what people who smoke go through. Evenso,
    she now has a new addiction to seltzer!

    yes, this is all true

  56. Re:51m1l4r 4r71cl3 by Deraj+DeZine · · Score: 1

    Classical conditioning at its best... by best I mean the-most-disgusting-thing-I've-ever-seen-what-were -you-thinking-I-could-have-had-a-heart-attack-why- didn't-you-use-goatse.

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  57. Get sick. by JUSTONEMORELATTE · · Score: 1

    I'm a 4-5 cup of coffee/day kind of person (since about '82) but every time I get a bad head cold, I just seem to prefer tea. (green or herbal, not strongly caffinated black tea)
    If it's a one day cold, then I'm back on coffee right away. If it's a week-long sinus infection, then I can go for a month or two without any withdrawl headaches.
    Of course, I'm not really trying to quit, so I start back up again eventually.

    Oh, and I have two school-aged kids. If you need to get a good viral cold, just stop by for an afternoon.

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  58. What about caffeine insensitivity? by Our+Man+In+Redmond · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm curious about the other side of the coin. I do about a six-pack of Diet Coke a day, but I don't seem to show any signs of addiction if I don't get my caffeine. No headaches, no jitters, nothing. In addition, it doesn't seem to affect my ability to sleep. The only difference I can tell between the caffeinated and non-caffeinated versions is taste.

    Granted that's my major source of caffeine (I don't do coffee or tea) so in any case I don't get a lot. I wondered whether other people have seen similar effects, and how widespread this might be.

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    1. Re:What about caffeine insensitivity? by oneiron · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Yea, that's how I was. Never noticed any headaches or anything else... I never had problems sleeping.

      Don't be fooled, though. The caffiene is still affecting you. You will get much better sleep if you're not hopped up on caffiene. Caffiene keeps you from reaching the lower frequencies of brainwave activity where your body recovers the best... Quit for a week, and you might notice feeling much more refreshed in the morning. I know I did. That's why I never went back.

    2. Re:What about caffeine insensitivity? by metlin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I guess there is a certain amount of steady intake thats needed for you to be addicted to something.

      When you consistently overshoot that limit and keep exceeding it, you tend to have grow dependent on it.

      There was a time when coffee would do nothing to me. It would not affect my sleep and it would really not make me active or anything, and I used to have about one or two cups a day.

      However, I just started having more coffee just to feel the effect of it, and I found that beyond a limit I would feel hot, active, sweaty and sleepless (yeah, even if you interpreted it in any other way, Coffee does pep up your sexual drive ;-)

      So I needed a minimum amount to actually FEEL the effect of coffee. Then the intake gradually increased, and before I knew it I was having like 15 cups a day! :)

      And that dependence is a bad thing. It kills you. I've hit 30+ a day, and I would stay up for days on end without sleep and sleep it off at the end of it all. And wake up with severe headaches.

      Trust me, you're lucky the way you are! :)

    3. Re:What about caffeine insensitivity? by reboot246 · · Score: 1

      Quit for a week, and you might notice feeling much more refreshed in the morning.

      It's never affected me in any way. I just like the taste of coffee. I never drink coffee on the weekends and have gone more than a month without drinking any at all. I couldn't tell any difference. I can even drink a cup at night and then go right to sleep. I must be totally insensitive to caffeine.

    4. Re:What about caffeine insensitivity? by Zapdos · · Score: 1

      This will change as you get older.

    5. Re:What about caffeine insensitivity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, how long are you going without caffeine before your next fix. I do get withdrawal headaches, but they take a day or two to _start_ (presumably as caffeine levels fall off), then last for two or three days. I've been through caffeine addiction/withdrawal cycles many times, withdrawal isn't any worse or better the next time around so I just adopt a "switch on/off" approach - I'm caffeine-addicted for the sucky months of the year around autumn/winter (I'm in northern europe), and caffeine-free in spring/summer.

    6. Re:What about caffeine insensitivity? by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 1

      Ditto.

      Caffeine hardly affects me, even if it does affect me at all. While I also do diet coke, coffee and tea. No bursts of energy, no being tired afterwards, no nothing. No addiction either, can easily quit drinking it for weeks and I have stopped drinking it for weeks before.

      Ah well...

    7. Re:What about caffeine insensitivity? by azuretek · · Score: 1

      Caffine is the least of your worries. Drinking dark soda caused this girl I know to have to go through an operation on her liver. She only drank about "a six pack a day" so maybe you should go to the doctor to find out if there is anythiing wrong with your liver.

    8. Re:What about caffeine insensitivity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Caffeine content in 12 oz - Mountain Dew: 55 mg, Coke Classic: 34 mg. Diet Coke: 45 mg! Hm - more caffeine, no sugar... Pepsi 38 mg, Pepsi-One: 55 mg! Caffiene Content

    9. Re:What about caffeine insensitivity? by utahjazz · · Score: 2, Informative

      6 Diet Cokes has the caffeine of 2 cups of coffee. It is perfectly normal that that dosage wouldn't affect you. For coffee drinkers, it is not uncommon to drink 8 or more cups a day.

    10. Re:What about caffeine insensitivity? by palmtree3141 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Oddly enough, caffeine's effects on people vary greatly and has a pretty high correlation with how introverted or extroverted a person is... Extroverts respond to coffee, introverts to alcohol, generally. It's not perfect, but a very statistically significant correlation.

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    11. Re:What about caffeine insensitivity? by Our+Man+In+Redmond · · Score: 1

      Um, i'm pushing fifty . . . how much older do I have to get?

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    12. Re:What about caffeine insensitivity? by Our+Man+In+Redmond · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the concern. I already do this, since I'm on a couple of medications that require me to have regular liver tests. I suspect the glyburide will affect my liver long before the soda will.

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    13. Re:What about caffeine insensitivity? by jstockdale · · Score: 1

      Yep. If I start drinking coffee again, within one week a quad shot latte won't even phase me, and I mean _not_ _at_ _all_

      It's kinda crazy. About two years ago I was drinking a quad shot every morning, and didn't feel a thing. Then one morning I drank two quad shot lattes back to back. I _still_ didn't have a buzz but my hands were physically shaking.

      Yeah ... it was about that time that I decided I should cut back on my caffine intake. I still don't get a buzz, but if I drink too much right now I'll feel bogged down.

      To each their own I guess.

      -S ...

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    14. Re:What about caffeine insensitivity? by wildjim · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've been trying (though perhaps not too hard) to kick/moderate what I think's a caffeine addiction to an NZ energy drink called 'V'... except that it uses the juice of Guarana berries (from South America) as its source of caffeine.
      According to a lot of various sources I've read, natural buffers and oils in the berry will slow the intake of caffeine drastically, which means a longer, slower 'high' and likewise a less drastic come-down (makes me sound like a catalogue).
      My own 5-6 year's experience(s) of drinking the stuff seems to suggest its true, which is nice -- no headaches or cravings when I'm on holiday where it can't be bought -- but I still otherwise drink at least 2 cans a day, every day, and more if I don't limit myself...

      But anyway, the point is I think it's a caffeine habit more than an addiction, except for the 'well-documented' addiction of caffeine, and the fact that some other addictions (heroine? alcohol?) have a strong psychologically-addictive factor such that being around addict friends or in places you used to get high can trigger a powerful craving...

      It seems to me that caffeine is similar in that for some people it's more psychologically than physiologically addictive... which perhaps makes it a bit more insidious as addictions go...

    15. Re:What about caffeine insensitivity? by replicant108 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "I do about a six-pack of Diet Coke a day, but I don't seem to show any signs of addiction"

      Yes you do.

    16. Re:What about caffeine insensitivity? by ath0mic · · Score: 4, Informative

      FYI, Moutain Dew in Canada (in Ontario at least) contains no caffeine. IIRC it is illegal to caffeinate non-cola carbonated beverages up here in the frozen north.

    17. Re:What about caffeine insensitivity? by nathanroberts · · Score: 1

      Usually when I drink caffeine it I get it from Mountain Dew, and not Coffee (eww.) or any of the harder stuff. I only drink it sporadically; I'll buy a 12-pack of Dew and drink it over the course of a couple days, and then maybe I won't drink any for a month.

      I don't seem to notice much of an effect, unless I've had quite a bit. If I drink way too much I'll get the shakes. But the main effect it seems to have on me is not to keep me from falling asleep, but to make me sleep less. I.E. I'll wake up after fewer hours of sleep because of it.

      Despite my inventing the term 'Liquid Awake' to describe the stuff, it doesn't seem to help wake me up either.

    18. Re:What about caffeine insensitivity? by fermion · · Score: 1
      Everyone has different susceptibilities to addiction. Some people are going to get addicted to any drug immediately, which other can manage recreational use for their entire lives. If you are not addicted, then it probably just means that you body is not susceptible. Nothing amazing there.

      People also has varied responses to drugs. A drug that will help most people may be fatal to a small subgroup. In the case of caffeine, which for most people is a stimulant, merely focuses the attention of those with ADD/HD.

      Sensitivity to drugs also depends on how doped up your body is.

      Some each person has to decide what to do for health. Is it the caffeine that is bad, or is the phosphorus in the Coke the dangerous thing. Or is it the sugar? Or is the other chemicals floating around the coffee?

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    19. Re:What about caffeine insensitivity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's interesting. I've got a eight cup a day Irish coffee habit... and multiple personalities.

    20. Re:What about caffeine insensitivity? by tgd · · Score: 1

      Huh, never heard that before. Can you point to some resources on that? I'm curious to read more about it.

    21. Re:What about caffeine insensitivity? by NewtonsLaw · · Score: 1

      How can you afford to drink two cans of that stuff a day -- it's like over $2 per can -- that's $28 a week just on V !!

      Sure tastes nice though eh?

      And, for the benefit of our overseas friends who haven't tried V, it must have something in it because when we say "a can" we mean a *tiny* little aluminum tube that holds just 250ml -- that's nearly 100ml less than a regular soda can. So, at $2 a pop, that works out to be more than two and a half times the price of Coca Cola!

      And you thought Coke was making a fortune out of selling fizzy sweet water -- they've got *nothing* on Frucor Beverages (the manufacturers of V).

      The V website is at V.co.nz.

    22. Re:What about caffeine insensitivity? by RevAaron · · Score: 1

      I've found that I don't feel any effects when I'm drinking caffeinated pop- coke, mt. dew, whatever. But tea or coffee will usually bring about something I can feel as a caffeine high. Oftentimes, the tea contains less caffeine than the pop. Not sure why, perhaps all the sugar and such slows down absorption.

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    23. Re:What about caffeine insensitivity? by RevAaron · · Score: 1

      You could start with ultra-concentrated coffee enemas or even just straight up caffeine. I got some from the organic chem lab, USP. Not sure why, I'm not a fan of caffeine at all. All the same, I mixed it up in some crystal lite, ready to drink.

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    24. Re:What about caffeine insensitivity? by xaaronx · · Score: 1

      "People also has varied responses to drugs. A drug that will help most people may be fatal to a small subgroup. In the case of caffeine, which for most people is a stimulant, merely focuses the attention of those with ADD/HD."

      Any background on this? I was diagnosed with ADD when I was younger and it wasn't to the point it got to in the 90's where every kid with a behavior problem was told he had it and as a college student I'm still plagued with it.

      I also feel no effects from caffeine. I don't get hyper or excitable, I can go to sleep after drinking multiple pots of tea, and I can go for months without it with no withdrawal effects.

      I've been wondering since high school whether these two things might be related. After all, Ritalin is a stimulant that act totally unlike a stimulant for the truly ADD afflicted, might caffeine not be similar, especially considering the somewhat indirect way it acts? And sometimes I do feel I focus better when I'm drinking tea, but I think it's mostly (if not totally) a result of the "ceremony" that surrounds making it and also just because the act of making/drinking it provides stimulus for my sometimes hyperkinetic (though rarely productive) mind.

      Anyone have any information on ADD and it's effects on caffeine reactions or on similarities in the ways caffeine and Ritalin act on the brain?

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    25. Re:What about caffeine insensitivity? by HalliS · · Score: 1

      For those who are not all that fluent in english, introvert is a person who tends to shrink from social contacts and to become preoccupied with their own thoughts and extrovert is a person concerned more with practical realities than with inner thoughts and feelings (source: dictionary.com)

      I didn't know this myself

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    26. Re:What about caffeine insensitivity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shit, I don't respond to coffee neither to alcohol, I can drink both like tap water (which is what I do since it provides the same effect but much cheaper). So I guess I'm a... lost case?

    27. Re:What about caffeine insensitivity? by beforewisdom · · Score: 1
      I'm curious about the other side of the coin. I do about a six-pack of Diet Coke a day, but I don't seem to show any signs of addiction if I don't get my caffeine. No headaches, no jitters, nothing. In addition, it doesn't seem to affect my ability to sleep. The only difference I can tell between the caffeinated and non-caffeinated versions is taste.
      Its been proven that the phosphoric acid is soda accelerates osteoporosis.

      A six pack a day has a lot of calories in it. If you reduce your caloric intake by 250 calories a day you can lose 25lbs in a year. A can of soda is between 80 - 100 calories. Think about it.

      You might not be sick from caffiene dependence, but there are other reasons to stop soda.

      Steve

    28. Re:What about caffeine insensitivity? by fermion · · Score: 1
      The exact effect on ADD/HD of caffeine is unclear. The molecules may block the over-simulated sites of the brain that get over-stimulated and lead to attention difficulties. Again, the effects are varied and will depend on your sensitivity. Most papers I read says that self-medicating with safe levels of caffeine has little effect

      Since there is no really useful professional advice on /., and since you are at a university, I suggest you go to the library and ask you reference librarian to help you do a literature search on medline or the like. You should be able to come up with some review papers. Reading the abstracts should be sufficient to answer your questions.

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    29. Re:What about caffeine insensitivity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In terms of personality categorizations (such as the MMPI), introversion and extroversion refer to how a person recharges---do they generally get energized by interacting with other people and fatigued by being solitary (extrovert), or the opposite (introvert). Being shy or sociable is often correlated with introversion and extroversion, but they are not the same things.

    30. Re:What about caffeine insensitivity? by AnyNoMouse · · Score: 1
      A can of soda is between 80 - 100 calories. Think about it.

      Actually, read the can. A typical soda has ~170 calories. Some as low as 140 (Coke) and some much higher. A six pack delivers close to 1000 calories. Half of a 200lb. person's recommended diet and Two thirds of a 150lb. person's recommended diet. That's a *lot* of calories.


      I recently switched to coffee with Splenda as a sweetener to kick my sugar habbit. I can't drink Aspertame sweetened drinks (90% of the diet cola market uses Aspertame) so there wasn't a whole lot else besides water I could drink and water wasn't going to help me remove my soda dependance. At first I drank caffeinated coffee, but I soon found that 4 cups a day really messed me up and I switched to decaff.


      With all of those calories out of my diet, I can eat more real food and stay satisfied while still losing weight.

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    31. Re:What about caffeine insensitivity? by CentrX · · Score: 1

      What the hell kind of law is that?

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    32. Re:What about caffeine insensitivity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I doubt that, since I am the reverse; plus I don't trust statistical assertions. The fact that alcohol, rather than coffee, is generally served at extroverted parties seems to work against the conclusion. The fact that pigeonholing is stupid seems to work against the whole idea. The fact that you didn't cite any studies that we could review but instead used wording that has the feel of an urban legend, seems to work against your credibility.

    33. Re:What about caffeine insensitivity? by wildjim · · Score: 1

      I live in London, now, and it's 1 - 1.40 = NZ$2.80 - NZ$4 over here, so NZ$2 would be fine ;-)
      But 1 is not too bad when you compare the average living costs over here, anyway.

      And Red Bull (which is British, I believe) is no more than 20p cheaper; all the energy drinks are expensive, but I personally don't find many of them as chemical tasting as your average Coke, besides the fact that Coca-cola is nothing but industrial chemicals carefully (?) mixed... At least V has Guarana juice, even if it has plenty of other man-made chemicals in, as well.

  59. Easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just stop drinking caffeine. If you can't, it's because you're weak.

  60. It's not too hard by Daniel+Quinlan · · Score: 1
    I've done it a few times, it's easy. I decided in the end that I like coffee too much to give it up for good, though.

    Basically, just stop drinking caffeinated beverages (cold turkey). If you're tired, just take a nap. If you get a headache, take an ibuprofen or something (not Excedrin since it contains caffeine), following the directions on the bottle, of course.

    Also drink fluids and make sure you're eating. It never hurts to be well-hydrated.

  61. Stop the addiction by dfury · · Score: 1

    The easiest way is probably to wean yourself off of caffeine slowly. Start at your normal intake, then decrease that amount daily, replacing it with water. You'll most likely feel a lot better in a couple of weeks after all of the caffeine is out of your system.

  62. easy: water by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just drink the recommended 8 or so glasses a day, replace at least some of your usual beverage intake with something of lower content (like, go from coffee to tea), and take aspirin (not modern faux-aspirin painkillers, I'm talking salicylic acid). You'll have headaches for a couple days and take a leak every 12 minutes, but before long, you'll be fine.

  63. My Control Method by the+man+with+the+pla · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Switch from drinking 5 cups of coffee everyday to drinking 4, and have one cup of apple cider or hot chocolate. Go down in one day increments, but still have a hot beverage as a replacement. Once you get to about a week or so off caffeine, there should be no headache problems. If you start to get a real bad urge, drink tea instead (not as addictive to me as coffee, I don't know about others).

    WARNING: When you start drinking coffee again, use moderation. It is very easy to fall off the wagon.

    Sincerely,
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  64. tough it out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just do it, man. Seriously, just suck it up and tought it out. I used to drink 5+ cups of coffee per day, but recently started a workout plan that involves Creatine (which doesn't work well with caffeine). It killed me to quit, but after the first week it's not much of an issue.

    Load up on water during the first few days - I mean keep yourself floating (drink upwards of 32oz every three to four hours). That seemed to help me a lot.

  65. Medicine by Herkum01 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Ibuprofen, lots of it! :)

    Periodically I get hooked on caffiene, it is poor discipline on my part that I feel a need to develop a comfort habit. It takes me about two weeks to get through withdrawl and I am back to normal and I feel much better than when I ever started doing whatever.

    My advice is take something that will reduce the symptoms that is not dangerous and only when you really need them. Eventually your body adapts to its new situation just don't create a new addictive situation! :) The question is can you hold out long enough for your body to make the adjustment. Just ask a smoker if he has tried to quit and how many times, it is not necessarially an easy thing to do.

    Good Luck

  66. Re:Similar Article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We should take it a step further and help fat Slashdotters lose weight by printing the Goatse man on dinner plates! You finish your reheated macaroni and cheese and then BAM, Goatse! I bet THAT would make you lose your appetite for a few hours!

  67. Teeccino by LordNimon · · Score: 1

    Try this stuff: Teeccino. I used to drink a cup or two of coffee every morning until I discovered Teeccino. It's expensive, and I need to make it really strong, but at least I'm caffeine-free now.

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  68. Just stop doing it. by leereyno · · Score: 1

    The best way to stop doing something is to stop doing it. If you want to cut back on your caffiene intake then do so. Just because other people drink a lot of caffiene where you work doesn't mean that you have to. If someone is pushing you to drink coffee to meet some deadline or whatever then that is a sign of other problems within the organization.

    I don't know how much coffee etc you drink, but I'd start out by cutting down. Try half-caf coffee instead of the full strength stuff. Drink less. Keep track of how much you are drinking and work to lower that ammount week by week. Eventually you should switch to decaf coffee and either drink sprite or drop soda altogether.

    I do hope no one mods me up to "insightful." Nothing I've said here is anything other than obvious.

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  69. kicking the habit by lou_soyur · · Score: 1

    I feel your pain. I tried to work my way off several times during college, and failed miserably. (Anyone else ever get that carmalized feeling in their throat/stomache? Where another swig would make you sick of soda/coffee?)

    What I found worked for me, and helped me cut down to a resonable level was a mix of poverty and logic. (I don't recommend the poverty, but the logic sticks) I couldn't afford to constantly be buying soda and coffee, so I started drinking water whenever I had the need.

    I still fed the need for the caffene, but I found that by also uping my water intake I wasn't suffering headaches nearly as bad. Yes I got them, but they were more of an irritant then a distraction. Basically, work your way down slowly, and replace water where you would normally drink some caffene.

    (Just be aware you will hit the bathroom _much_ more with the water, being that soda/coffee is a diaretic, and water isn't)

    Hope that helps.

  70. Really good advice - wait until you get sick by tyfoon · · Score: 1

    I wanted to quit so I waited until I got sick. You normally get headaches from a fever so any headaches from caffeine won't be noticed.

    I got sick about a month ago and had no apatite and headaches. Three days later I got better and was off of caffeine!

  71. Pretty simple. by iamdrscience · · Score: 1

    Well, simple in theory, but a little harder in practice. You have to wean yourself off it, going cold turkey will just cause more pain, be harder and most likely won't actually get you off the stuff! If you usually drink 6 cups of coffee every day, drink 5 and a half and reduce as you feel comfortable. You have to have some discipline, but it's definitely the easier, more managable way to do it.

  72. do what i do... by jamesh · · Score: 1

    ... and don't start drinking the stuff to begin with. Give me water, or alternatively, a sweet, non-carbonated beverage.

    Coffee is almost the opposite of drinking water. Dehydration has been suggested as one of the many possible causes of quite a few diseases, including alzheimers. True or not, if you drink nothing but coffee all day long you are going to feel like crap by the end of the day, purely through dehydration.

    Just out of curiosity, if you are a coffee drinker, did you start drinking it because you liked it or because everyone else around you was drinking it?

    1. Re:do what i do... by DrMrLordX · · Score: 1

      Purple grape juice is teh pwn. Hell, even the store-brand grape juices are good(just as long as you don't get the cocktails. Those have corn syrup and water added usually).

      I subsist on purple grape juice, lemonade from concentrate(only Minute Maid), apple juice, and the calcium-added orange juice.

      Coffee? No way.

  73. i met a heroin addict that kicked it ... by polished+look+2 · · Score: 1

    by switching to crack which, he claimed, was easier to quit but I personally consider smack and crack far more detrimental to one's health than cocaine so it does not seem beneficial to addict one's self to heavier stimulants and/or intoxicants.

    Anyway, I drink lots and lots of pop (probably a 12-pack a day of diet cokes) and smoke about a pack-a-day of cigarettes and I've quit both on occasions cold turkey. Is there pain involed? Yes, of course there is - it is tough but if you can bare with it a few days you'll soon be over your addiction but you may find it much easier by utilizing more of your time exercising such as on an exercise bike upon which you may use your computer and/or read. I highly recommend this approach because it gives you something else to do plus it should counter-act the weight gain you'll experience after stopping caffeinated pop.

    1. Re:i met a heroin addict that kicked it ... by eln · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not to be mean or anything, but I don't know that taking advice from someone who drinks 12 diet cokes a day on how to quit caffeine is wise. Since you keep going back to it, it's clear you've never managed to figure out how to really get over your addiction. Sure, you know how to get rid of the physical addiction, but the mental addiction still kicks your ass. Of course, in your case, you're probably not just addicted to caffeine, but also aspartame, which is well known to be highly addictive.

      I quit smoking 3 years ago. I broke the physical addiction 3 or 4 times when I tried to quit in the past, but the mental addiction always caught up to me. It took a good year or two before I stopped getting "cravings," usually situational, but they did get much less severe after the first 5 or 6 months.

      It's really all about willpower, and it is very very hard, especially if you have are naturally predisposed to addictions, but it can be done. For most people, it takes a major addiction-related occurrence, like cancer or diabetes, to give them the willpower. Luckily, that wasn't the case for me...my major motivation was cigarettes going past 2 bucks a pack.

    2. Re:i met a heroin addict that kicked it ... by dipipanone · · Score: 1

      by switching to crack which, he claimed, was easier to quit

      It's easier to quit in the sense that you'll hit rock bottom a damn sight easier. I've known lots of people who were able to manage for many, many years as functional heroin addicts, but as soon as they started smoking crack, their lives turned to absolute shit.

      They either ended up in jail, dead or drug free. I suppose that counts as 'easier to quit', but I wouldn't recommend it to anyone.

  74. Diabetes by deepvoid · · Score: 1

    You might want to get checked out for diabetes.

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    1. Re:Diabetes by tuxette · · Score: 1
      Speaking of diabetes, there seems to be a link between caffeine consumption and insulin resistance.

      google links here

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    2. Re:Diabetes by Smitedogg · · Score: 1

      Hrm, I wonder if that accounts for my odd blood-sugar problems lately. Thank you for that link, I'd mod you up if I had the points.

      dogg

  75. Quit Gradualy by SuperMog2002 · · Score: 1

    I used to be just where you were with Dr Pepper. If I didn't have it, I got horrible headaches that would instantly disapear as soon as I had a can. I just gradually cut back, slowly replacing the Dr Pepper with Sprite and caffiene free Dr Pepper. After several months, I was down to one caffinated Dr Pepper a day, at which point I decided to quit entirely. The first couple days weren't easy, but because I had gradually cut back, it wasn't too bad. I haven't had a caffinated beverage in three months, and any effects the caffiene had on me are finally gone.

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  76. I have to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have to say that it's comments like yours that keep me feeling appreciated for my work. Thank you for sharing your experience with me.

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  77. Have a quadruple bypass by leftover · · Score: 2, Funny

    It certainly did the trick for me!

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    1. Re:Have a quadruple bypass by rjamestaylor · · Score: 1

      Not good enough. I lost my uncle at 54. He had his first bypass when he was 45 (around 1987). Quintuple. Went to the doctor because he "felt a little tired" and they didn't let him leave. (He told everyone he was going on a cruise...). Thing is he, my dad, mom and grandparents all quit smoking at the same time in the mid-seventies. But he picked it back up 5 years later.

      After the sucessful surgery he went to the Cooper Clinic in Dallas, TX. Re-learned how to live, eat, exercise and not to smoke. Within a year he was smoking again.

      In 1989 he had bypass in the leg arteries. Yes, your arteries can harden there, too. Very painful and he took longer to recover. Went back to the Cooper Clinic. Started smoking again sometime after.

      In 1995 he had a heart attack. Made it to the hospital and was put in ICU. Second bypass (triple, at least). Went to Cooper Clinic, start psycho-therapy. Started smoking again. Couldn't quit.

      In 1996 he had a massive heart attack. Woke up (somehow) and drove from the ranch where he lived to a small town hospital 45 miles away. Opened and shut three gates on the way out. Strong man. He was airlifted 300 miles to a major hospital and was so close to death he looked dead. Pulled through. Another bypass (heart).

      Strong man, but not stronger than nicotine.

      Three months later he was still in the hospital. My new bride and I made a special stop on our honeymoon to see him. He was on a heart transplant list. His doctors released him two days before we arrived. We had 48 hours of happiness together. As we were packing to visit the ranch where he lived he collapsed. My wife, a Registered Nurse, performed CPR until the ambulance came. He died sometime that day and they pulled the life support that evening.

      54. A life cut short because he could not overcome nicotine addiction.

      Turns out that the physicians and he had an understanding before we arrived: a transplant would only delay the inevitable, for he could not stop smoking. They released him knowing he would die. But why die in a hospital? He wanted to see my wife outside. He really wanted to show her the ranch. We buried him on our honeymoon.

      Damn nicotine.

      [sorry, you struck a nerve]

      --
      -- @rjamestaylor on Ello
  78. JUST STOP DRINKING IT. by illumen · · Score: 2, Informative

    JUST STOP DRINKING IT.

    Start drinking lots of water. If your water tastes bad, put a dash of lemon or lime cordial in it. Or get a water filter.

    Coffee dehydrates you. If you can not stop drinking, always get a glass of water with every cup of coffee.

    The soda drinks also have massive amounts of sugar which is by far the worst part.

    So at the least stop drinking the soda drinks, and drink coffee without sugar.

    Write down everything that you put into your mouth for a week. Then see someone about your nutrition.

    You need to not have any for a month. Stick it through, and give up all caffiene.

    Perhaps try drinking tea instead to start with. Or hot water with a little bit of ginger. That way you can still drink something warm.

    The soda companies are fucking evil imho. They get kids addicted before they know what is good for them. Thier teeth rot, they get fat, they loose bladder control, and they buzz big time ;)

    Coffee/caffiene is one of the socially acceptable drugs that lots of people use at work to get through the day. It does *not* increase your performance, unless you always work whilst using it. You get used to working in the coffee hazed state, so you will actually work better that way. Only way to fix that is to stop drinking it entirely for quite a while. The first week will be hell, and you may get little done.

    Have fun!

  79. Lent... by Geraden · · Score: 1

    I'm Catholic, and I give up drinking sugary and caffeinated beverages on an almost-yearly basis. I start reducing my caffeine intake by half on New Year's day. So, if I normally drink two or three colas, coffees, etc., I cut down to one a day.

    I try to be as strict as I can be during this time, knowing what's to come.

    When Lent hits, I give up caffeine completely. I am somewhat irritable for the first couple of days. I do get headaches, but usually nothing that a couple of Aleves can't handle. I find that drinking LOTS of water helps a great deal...on the order of a two-liter bottle before 2 pm and another two-liter bottle between then and bedtime.

    My caffeine delivery device of choice is Coca-Cola, so I find that drinking something carbonated really helps. Instead of sugared soda, I drink flavored seltzers. They have the tongue of soda because of the bubbles, and they come in convenient liter or two-liter bottles. They DO take some getting used to, however.

    It's TOUGH keeping away from caffeine. It's in EVERYTHING. I try to stay away from coffee & teas (even those that are decaffeinated).

    (And a nice added effect, I usually drop between 5 and 10 pounds during Lent because of the reduction in calories...)

  80. Drink a lot of water by Go+Aptran · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I quit drinking coffee three weeks ago. Drinking lots of water helps cut down on the headaches... and upping your protein intake seemed to help me as well. If going to the coffee house or stand is part of your daily routine, get a steamer (steamed milk) instead of coffee. It's 1/2 to 1/3 of the price of a mocha or a breve.

    One unexpected side effect of quitting is that my contact lenses work better. Coffee had the effect of dehydrating me to the point where my contacts would dry by two in the afternoon.

    Good luck. The first few days are the worst.

    --

    "Under the spreading chestnut tree, I sold you and you sold me."

  81. addiction in general by sstory · · Score: 1

    Addictions are not good things. I have been addicted to smoking and coffee. The way I dealt with it was to gradually, over a period of months, decrease the rate of consumption. This was not very painful and it worked.

  82. Cold Turkey by TrevorB · · Score: 1

    I decided I had enough when I was downing 2 liter Pepsi bottles over an hour at work. Before that it was 8 cokes while working on programming projects at university. I was came home every night with the shakes and couldn't sleep.

    Cold Turkey worked for me. I stopped drinking caffeine one day in 1995 and I haven't looked back. About the same way I decided to quit alcohol in 1988 (I was 14, but that was mostly rebelling against my parents). Thankfully I've never picked up a cigarette.

    Yes, I know. I'd probably be Amish if it weren't for the lack of religion and all the kinky sex.

  83. Stop having it with sugar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My friend was having several spoons of sugar with his coffee, but wanted to use less to make it 'healthier'. As he gradually cut down on the sugar he realised that coffee tasted really bad and stopped having coffee altogether.

  84. The headaches will go after a few days... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .. and you will feel 10 years younger afterwards.

  85. nooo by silicongodcom · · Score: 1

    blasphemer!!!

  86. 3Dmind by superangrybrit · · Score: 1

    http://www.essential-skills.com/3dmind.htm

    These guys deal with beliefs (what caffeine addiction is made up of).

    Don't worry, the caffeine addiction is mostly a thought problem. The withdrawal effects will go away in a couple of days.

  87. WHAT?!!?!? by iamdrscience · · Score: 1

    Why would you want to get off caffeine? The stuff is beautiful! Break up a couple Vivarin capsules, cut a line, sniff it up and it'll be the thrill of your life, I guarantee.

  88. What worked for me... by temojen · · Score: 1

    Go two weeks cold turkey and you're free. Drink lots of water during that time.

    One word of warning though: if you're injured afterwards, avoid "Tylenol #3" if at all possible. It has a lot of caffeine in it (to keep you from falling asleep due to the codeine). "Ratio Emtec 30" is the same thing (acetomenophen and codeine) but without the caffeine.

  89. My way by taernim · · Score: 1

    Well, working for software companies that give it away for free makes it tough to kick... I was (and am back up to) drinking around 7-8 sodas a day.

    The best way is to slowly drink less each day.
    Maybe drink one soda (or coffee) less every week.

    You may need to stay with one or two at the end... but is that so bad?

    Controlled addiction is better than an out of control one.

    --
    "PC Load Letter? What the $@#% does that mean?!"
  90. Trainspotting by k4_pacific · · Score: 1

    You could just have someone tie you to a bed until you stop screaming.

    When my Dad had to work third shift, he would drink big glasses of Mountain Dew with a couple of spoonfuls of coffee grounds stirred in. He called it an eye opener.

    --
    Unknown host pong.
  91. How annoying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As someone who has actually been addicted to something substantial in their lifetime and gone through all the nonsense involved with it, it's incredibly annoying to see whiny crap like this. If you think having the occasional headache or being crabby makes you a victim of addiction, I have some other drugs for you to try.

    Dude, drink coffee/soda or don't. Really, is it that difficult? If you don't want to, stop and deal. If you don't like having headaches, then relax and enjoy. It's really not life-altering, is it? I'm guessing you're a young person. Do you really think you're going to go the rest of your life drinking decaf? Probably not. So quit bothering the world with your self-indulgent worry about being an "addict."

    1. Re:How annoying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spot on, man, nice to hear something sensible in this article full of bleeding-heart "addict" stories...

  92. Cold Turkey usually isn't that bad... by kaszeta · · Score: 1
    Having had to give up coffee (even decaf) completely for medical reasons, I discovered that even for the 4 cup-a-day drinker I had been, going cold turkey wasn't all that bad. After two weeks of headaches and difficulty waking up, I had pretty much recovered and only had occasional cravings. It sucked, but compared to a lot of other things, two weeks of headaches ain't all that bad.

    The plus side is that in the long run it actually *helped* me get going in the morning (I can get up and go without needing to stop for coffee now), and now that I'm allowed the occasional cup of coffee by my docs, on the rare occasion that I really need a pick-me-up (like boring business meetings in the afternoon in a warm, dark room), coffee has a lot more kick than it used to...

    Best of luck for you, you'll be better off for it...

  93. Suggestion by splaytree · · Score: 1

    Painful way: Cold Turkey.

    Less Painful: Tally up all caffeinated beverages you drink tomorrow. Let's say you drink 5 Mt. Dews and 2 cups of coffee. For the rest of the week, just drink one less coffee or Mt. Dew. Keep subtracting one each week and you'll be off caffeine within 2 months. The important thing is to keep track of your intake and not to cheat yourself.

  94. Just say no. by moss1956 · · Score: 1

    Buy a picture of Nancy Reagan and look at it every time you get the urge.

  95. Two words by i_am_syco · · Score: 0

    Medicinal marijuana. ^_^ Won't solve your problems, but hey! You can smoke pot! Woo hoo!

  96. Quitting Caffine is easy by ManoMarks · · Score: 1

    I've done it many times. [Stolen from Mark Twain] Seriously, though, I have. I'll tell you the easiest thing to do is to taper. Diet Pepsi is my drug of choice (gets me moderated down I'll bet). I just cut the dosage in half each day, or if I'm not feeling adventurish, every other day. I feel a little on edge, but not too bad when I do that, no serious headaches. And I find that I am more awake in the morngins and my sleep is more restful. Usually, though, I get a sinus infection a couple of months later and have to start drinking again to keep working effectively.

    --

    That's gotta fit into your schema somewhere

  97. Suicide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It worked for me.

    I recommend you give it a shot (no pun intended).

  98. cut your dosage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    don't jsut give it up..drink half decaf for a week....then just a demitasse of coffee...THEN quit. and drink a lot of water while you do it.

    1. Re:cut your dosage by TheLittleJetson · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Rather than switching to decaf, I'd recommend switching to black tea. Tea contains a special chemical (the name illudes me at the moment) that slows the absorbtion of caffiene into your system. This is why tea gives a long, mellow stimulant effect, and coffee gives a strong buzz followed by a "down" period.

      Worst case just quit and deal with the side effects. Headaches and irratability are pretty tollerable considering the withdrawls from other substances (opiates, for example: muscle spasms, stomach cramps, projectile vomiting, dilusions, loss of bowel control...)

      Chances are you're more psychologically addicted than physically -- though this is nothing to laugh at, as psychological addiction is what keeps heroin users coming back (after they've de-toxed). However, realizing that it's all in your head is a great step towards ignoring cravings of addictive substance/activity.

    2. Re:cut your dosage by mikehoskins · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I had a bit of a wise word from an old work colleague concerning addiction to caffeine, among other things.

      He said that if you get really sick, you can quit almost anything you're addicted to.

      So, follow the advice above by tapering off to a point that you are confortable with. Then, the next time you get really sick, decide to go cold turkey and not pick up the habit again.

      I got kidney stones, partly from drinking 6-8 Cokes a day (full of caffeine, carbonated water, and sugar -- lots of diuretics), and partly from not drinking enough water. I spent three days in the hospital for that one. After that, I really dropped off the Cokes and increased my water intake.

      The only other time I got a kidney stone was just before I finally decided to really cut back on caffeine. Fortunately, I didn't have to go to the ER with this one....

      I'll tell you that caffeine withdrawal doesn't begin to compare with kidney stones!!!

      So, scale back now, and quit the next time you get really sick....

      I now drink Coke ONCE a month.... (I never liked coffee or tea, though.) I may drink a hot chocolate once or twice a month during the fall/winter months. I occasionally eat chocolate. I drink lots of water, instead.

      I don't get kidney stones any more, either....

    3. Re:cut your dosage by SScorpio · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You've never been addicted to caffine have you?

      I would get headaches, irratablity, muscle spasms, and stomach cramps. I would also feel just plane drained and I felt like I had not energy what so ever. This was if I didn't drink any caffine for the day. A can of pop would clear them up in about 5 minutes or so.

      The way I got off it was just go cold turkey. Be sure to drink lots of water, and juice also helps. In about a week your body should have all the caffine flushed out of it and any withdrawls should be completely gone.

      An interesting side effect I had way that after about 6 months of no caffine just drinking a can of Pepsi gave me a major buzz. I'm not currently living caffine free but my intake is down to one 20oz a day with lunch, any maybe a glass or two with dinner when I go out to eat once or twice a week.

    4. Re:cut your dosage by FatAlb3rt · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My younger brother used to visit me in college - he wasn't 21 yet and not in college himself. One time when he came up to visit, he ended up getting really shitfaced cause he thought he was gonna 'show us college boys how to drink.' His buddy ended up driving him home the next day, as he had one of those still-puking-the-next-evening hangovers. He had left his cigarettes in my dorm room and didn't have the stomach to venture out to buy more during his recovery. The next night, he thought about buying a pack, but felt it was as good a time as any to quit smoking.

      This is probably 9 yrs ago and he still doesn't smoke.

      Might not be what you had in mind for getting 'sick', but it might be another more near-term method. :)

    5. Re:cut your dosage by reverius · · Score: 4, Funny

      If your main source of caffeine is soda, then you really haven't dealt with serious caffeine withdrawal unless you were drinking a few litres a day. I was up to almost a gram a day at my worst last year... just for reference, soda is generally 35-45 mg per serving (55 for mt. dew). So that's maybe 20 servings of soda, assuming a good mix of mt. dew and coke products.

      I of course used much more potent forms of caffeine... coffee, tea in large quantities, and of course candies, gums, mints (TONS of penguin mints... I bought them by the case every month or so), and I even showered with caffeinated soap from thinkgeek...

    6. Re: cut your dosage by corebreech · · Score: 1

      I'm wondering why you're referring to heroin as an extreme example when nicotine is considered to be more addictive?

      Or how about the addictiveness of alcohol, the only drug that can kill you while withdrawing?

      Caffeine is evil. The only drug I've found to be more addictive--legal or illegal--is nicotine.

      And it is so great to be off of it! My productivity actually went up, which was very surprising. No more headaches! No more mid-afternoon fatigue! No more difficulty getting to sleep!

      But it wasn't until around a month after I quit that I was free of its effects. Not a happy time.

    7. Re:cut your dosage by Trillan · · Score: 1

      It isn't the caffiene that causes kidney stones, it's the phosphoric acid.

      Whatever your new addiction turns out to be, make sure it doesn't have phosphoric acid. Citric acid is fine.

    8. Re:cut your dosage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      Tea is actually a really good way to wean yourself from caffeine if cold turkey isn't working for you. Tea comes in MANY varieties, and has different amounts of caffeine for each (do a little research). You can find some that are nearly as high in caffeine per cup as coffee, and others as low as 1mg per cup.

      Find some types that you really *enjoy* the flavor of, and then order them from highest caffeine to lowest. Figure out a schedule and work your way down accordingly.

      Not only did this work for me, but there are a lot of other benefits to drinking tea or green tea.

    9. Re:cut your dosage by cloricus · · Score: 1

      I have one can (375ml) or bottle (aprox 600ml) and a glass of soft drink per day, I personally don't see it as a problem as long as I have it and occasionally a few bottles in a day. Other wise I just get a headache and don't seem to be able to do anything, the reason I keep drinking it is a really like coke and others. (Odd thing is I also drink fanta(sp?) and it delays the headaches yet has no caffeine?)

      Atm I don't see a reason to stop... though kidney stones could persuade me.

      --
      I ate your fish.
    10. Re:cut your dosage by edalytical · · Score: 1
      Headaches and irratability are pretty tollerable considering the withdrawls from other substances (opiates, for example: muscle spasms, [...] vomiting[...])

      Funny you mention this, I actually do vomit if I go without caffeine. Granted this is not the norm, it only happens to a handful of people. I just happen to be that unlucky.

      --
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    11. Re:cut your dosage by Indras · · Score: 1

      An interesting side effect I had way that after about 6 months of no caffine just drinking a can of Pepsi gave me a major buzz.

      I went through the same thing while going to ITT a couple years ago... I gave up my 4 liters of Mountain Dew a day habit. After being without for over a year, I decided that it wouldn't hurt to have a little caffeine every now and then. So, I simply made the rule that I could have no caffeine after 4:00 p.m.

      My first drink was a can of Coke, and after less than half the can, I was bouncing all over the room. It was one hell of a caffeine buzz. It certainly is a very interesting effect.

      Also, another odd thing is my ability to taste caffeine now. After going without for so long (I became a dedicated drinker of Sprite and Orange Faygo), I can taste the difference between Barq's root beer, and all the other brands, because of the caffeine. Most people don't notice it because they're so used to it, but caffeine does have a distinguishable taste!

      --
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    12. Re:cut your dosage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aspirin (ASA) has nothing to do with increasing your blood flow. You have it backwards, caffeine cause blood vessels to constrict, therefore if you stop taking it they will stop constricting so the ASA argument would make "sense" I suppose if you were arguing to take it with caffeine, but not without. The ASA benefit is soley in that it gives you releif from headaches and other aches. Probably the most common complaint from caffeine withdrawl is headache. The other thing as mentioned previously is to drink a lot of other fluid. Many people who drink caffeine are also taking in very large volumes of liquid, and this must continue in a non-caffeinated form. Dehydration will make you feel like crap, but this is a dehydration effect not caffeine withdrawl. I use to drink about 4 L/128 oz of caffeinated soda daily, but I have now cut back to 12 oz or less daily.

    13. Re:cut your dosage by squaretorus · · Score: 1

      I'm not a doctor - but Addictions and Physical Dependancies are different things. I can be addicted to something without having a physical reaction to stemming the flow.

      I drink a load of coffee - and get a slight headache if I skip coffee for a day - but after a fortnight in Spain where the coffee sucked I went 10 days without with no ill effects.

      On return I had every intention of 'just staying stopped' but I didn't. I just started up again. Im addicted - but not physically dependent on the stuff.

      Or maybe I'm just really hard and dont notice such measley symptoms {joke}

    14. Re:cut your dosage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Coke and Pepsi have similar amounts of caffeine, but Pepsi tastes sweeter than Coke. Perhaps the difference in root beer flavors is due to more than just caffeine? Not to say that you can't taste caffeine because it is very bitter (try caffeinated mints or just dissolving a No-Doz to find out), but if you've ever had a caffeinated A&W cream soda or a can of Pepsi, you'd know what I mean.

    15. Re:cut your dosage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Coffee in Spain sucked? I was only there for a week, but I _loved_ cafe con leche!! Espresso & some sort of a milk...

    16. Re:cut your dosage by ldspartan · · Score: 1

      Barq's uses caffeine to provide its "bite." And, as a dedicated root beer drinker, Barq's tastes a lot different (and a lot better!) than any of the other varieties, with the possible exception of high-dollar brands like IBC.

      And yeah, I can generally tell the difference between IBC, Mug and Barq's by taste alone :)

      --
      lds

    17. Re: cut your dosage by Pyrrus · · Score: 1

      alcohol is not the only drug that can kill you via withdraw.
      Look up benzodiazepins (Valium, Xanax, etc) or
      barbituates (Seconal, Phenobarbital, etc).

    18. Re:cut your dosage by JimC93SW2 · · Score: 1

      To paraphrase Mark Twain (on quitting smoking), "quitting caffeine is easy, I've done it dozens of times". Several times I have stayed off coffee for a whole year only to get dragged back into the habit either by work demands (being 24x7 Oncall forever will do it), or by the onset of Spring allergy season, when I just could not get moving without caffeine. The times that I was most successful in quitting for the longest were when I went cold-turkey and they were always when I was already feeling very sick, like with flu or bronchitis (I also have asthma). I decided that since I already felt like crap that it was a convenient time to go through withdrawal. Also, the decongestants and analgesics used to cope with a cold are somewhat helpful in reducing the symptoms of caffeine withdrawal. I gave up coffee the last time on the day I got laid off (18 months ago), and I had been drinking a half gallon pitcher of coffee every day. I started up again when Spring Fever hit, but I am now drinking "only" 2 to 3 mugs a day. I'm very sorry to hear about your kidney stones, I have passed dozens of them. I actually switched from tea to coffee due to the high oxalate content of tea (implicated in calcium oxalate stone formation). This may be unfortunate, since I find coffee to be much more addictive than tea. There could be other compounds in coffee which make it more addictive, I don't know. Best of luck for a healthier 2004 for everyone.

    19. Re:cut your dosage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm like this guy - had 2 kidney stones, after which I would drink water like I just got out of the desert for several months then go back to more and more soft drinks. I was forced to go cold turkey when I had a stomach problem and had to fast for 3 days. I was not a nice person to be around by that third day.

      I just got off caffeine again recently by a slightly less painful route. I cut down to one a day, then got it to every other day in the afternoon. One good psychological trick that helped me was drinking caffeine free coke - it tastes almost the same.

      The benefit now is that I no longer order the crappy, watered down Dr. Pepper you get at most restaurants and other places. When I have a soft drink now, it is almost ceremonial. I recommend canned, it just tasted better. I get it nice and cold, in a nice chilled glass.

    20. Re: cut your dosage by GreyPoopon · · Score: 1
      No more mid-afternoon fatigue!

      Now this is interesting. Could my caffeine intake really be responsible for my 2 o'clock downs? If so, I'll switch to tea today.

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      GreyPoopon
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    21. Re:cut your dosage by kill-1 · · Score: 1

      Good advise.

      That's how I stopped smoking two years ago.

    22. Re:cut your dosage by Photon+Ghoul · · Score: 1

      Whoa.... the coffee in Spain sucked? I spent several months there and have to say the coffee is much better. I suppose if you prefer cheap watered-down stuff then it probably sucked. After all, if you tell them you want American-style coffee they add a large amount of water.

      On caffiene addictions or physical dependancy, quite a bit of it is psychological. I'm not discounting the physical symptoms but having gone through all of this and doing a bit of research it seems to be a complicated issue. For one thing, caffiene should be leading *to* an increase in headaches since it constricts blood vessels. Based on personal experience, a few years ago I tried to stop drinking coffee and experienced very severe headaches. I was sort of forced to quit drinking it for a while this year and didn't even notice a side effect at all. Dunno....

    23. Re: cut your dosage by Photon+Ghoul · · Score: 1

      This could also be a result of dehydration and improper diet.

    24. Re:cut your dosage by FeltTip · · Score: 1

      Incorrect. Kidney stones can be either based on uric acid or calcium oxylate. Most are of the calcium sort. Caffiene is a diuretic, and dehydration and the combination of an oxylate-rich diet causes the calcium to bind together in the kidney, forming a stone.

      Dehydration also forces the stones to break free from the kidney, and enter the uriter. This is what causes the pain. It's like forcing a golf ball though a garden hose. It doesn't work. And it hurts like a mofo. I have plenty of experience with this. Stones suck, although the drugs they give you for the pain are pretty nice.

      Coke is a primary suspect because it causes dehydration because it has caffiene and because it gives you the false sense of quenching your thirst.

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    25. Re: cut your dosage by GreyPoopon · · Score: 1
      This could also be a result of dehydration and improper diet.

      I think I favor your explanation. I KNOW I don't get enough water. My diet isn't too awful, but could probably be improved some.

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      GreyPoopon
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    26. Re:cut your dosage by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      Phosphoric acid also reduces the amount of calcium in your bones. Where does all that calcium that you continue to intake in your body go, then? Why, straight to your kidney stones. Check out the segment on this article on "Reduce excessive consumption of calcium."

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    27. Re:cut your dosage by Anonymous+Slacker · · Score: 1

      After all, if you tell them you want American-style coffee they add a large amount of water.

      On a recent trip to San Diego, I noticed at the airport baggage claim area a coffee stand that offered something along the lines of "cafe americaine" (ie: watered-down espresso, or some such), so it's not necessary to go all the way to Spain to find stores that mock the American idea of coffee-flavored coffee.
      As a longtime sufferer of caffeine withdrawl, I have not drank coffee in years, and never did have a habit of it, so I just laugh at people on both sides of the coffee-flavoring arguement and am glad I don't have to spend $4/cup just to get a fix at the local starbucks.
      Though I do miss tea quite a bit. sigh.


      On caffiene addictions or physical dependancy, quite a bit of it is psychological.

      There is a fair amount of physical dependency related to caffeine addiction. I have actively avoided caffeine whenever possible for most of the past 1.5-2 years, and whenever I overconsume (sometimes it cannot be easily avoided -- poor labeling on brands of root beer are what catch me most often) I still encounter the nasty headaches even if I was not aware that I had consumed something caffeinated at the time. However, in small quantities (a single recommended serving size [ie: 8oz.] every week or so) I do not encounter problems, but having never really noticed any benefit from caffeine, I find it best to avoid it if at all possible.
      Contrary to popular belief, caffeine does not raise everybody's energy level. I have almost never encountered that, and I used to drink a LOT of caffeinated soda. If I remember correctly, caffeine works chemically to block the receptors in the brain that sleep-inducing chemicals usually bond to (I was a CS major, not biology/chemistry, so disregard any bad terminology) and thus prevents the user from becoming tired, as opposed to increasing their energy level. Having a fairly robust metabolism, I generally have a good amount of energy from the time I wake up until I go to sleep (usually about 17-19 hours later), and therefore probably wouldn't notice the affects of something that prevented me from getting tired when my energy level went down (having a fairly high sugar-intake probably contributes to this, too, not to mention my waste-line, but that's what new-years resolutions are for. At least until Feb.). There are times I wish I could be on the Mars probe program for NASA just to get the extra 40 minutes per day to do stuff.

      For one thing, caffiene should be leading *to* an increase in headaches since it constricts blood vessels.

      I'm not sure if blood vessel constriction causes headaches, or the ensuing expansion and inrush of more blood than had previously been there as the caffeine wears off. As I figure it (see above, this is not my area of study), the parts of the brain that become blood-starved due to blood vessel constriction become accustomed to a lower quantity of blood, and as the drug wears off, the affected portions of the brain are suddenly flooded with more blood than they are used to, and have to adjust to the increased pressure, which could be what causes the headaches that some of us have known all too well.

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    28. Re:cut your dosage by squaretorus · · Score: 1

      I know - Spanish coffee generally should be pretty good - what with the latin american connections - but the only 3 coffee places near our villa sucked - being targeted at the british tourist Euro. It was all fake espresso, shit cappucino and tinny tasting water.

      Coastal spain sucks!

    29. Re:cut your dosage by stonecypher · · Score: 1

      that slows the absorbtion of caffiene into your system.

      You've never been addicted to caffine have you?


      You've never kicked a drug, have you? Yes, slowing the rate induces light withdrawl. The idea is that that's better than wholesale withdrawl.

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    30. Re:cut your dosage by jafac · · Score: 1

      The problem is -
      bottled water is a hell of a lot more expensive than diet cokes.

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    31. Re:cut your dosage by elemental23 · · Score: 1

      True, but you can keep a Brita pitcher in your fridge and refill the bottles at home. At work you can refill them from the water cooler, if you have one.

      That's what I do. I buy a new bottle every few weeks when I forget to bring one with me or run out while I'm somewhere away from home or work.

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      I like my women like my coffee... pale and bitter.
    32. Re:cut your dosage by geoffspear · · Score: 1
      Cafe Americano is served by espresso places because they don't want to bother brewing real coffee separately when you can just add water to espresso and only have one machine to deal with. I don't think they're necessarily making fun of Americans.

      They are, however, making coffee that tastes like crap, especially to anyone who can tell the difference between French Roast and Kenyan.

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    33. Re: cut your dosage by TheLittleJetson · · Score: 1

      i was referring to heroin as an extereme because of its harsh/unpleasant withdrawl effects. it is said that a heroin user will shoot up with an aids-infected needle, even after being told of the needle's contamination, just to end the side effects. would you give yourself aids for another cigarette?

      Speaking as someone who has more experience with mind-altering substances than any healthy person should, nicotine addiction is overplayed. Yes, its addictive -- yes, you'll have withdrawls -- but the truth is: it takes 3 years to cement a physical addiction to nicotine. it takes 72 hours to clean your system out and free yourself of the physical addiction. the withdrawls, while very unpleasant, are something that a strong person who WANTS to quit can cope with.

      So why do I say it's overplayed? I'm pretty young... i go to a lot of parties. I see too many teens who cant have been smoking for more than a year, saying "i cant quit, im addicted." they use addiction as an excuse to keep up with the habbit, rather than admitting they are chosing to be smokers.

      Bottom line is, you should know what substance you're taking -- you should know what its doing to you -- you should know when a craving is your desire or an effect of the substance -- and you should know how to control your dosage. if you cant do any of those, you should avoid substance use/abuse except when perscribed by a doctor. :-)

    34. Re: cut your dosage by corebreech · · Score: 1

      But withdrawal from those drugs very rarely result in death, and even then, the cause of death is secondary to the withdrawal.

      That is, it can be treated.

      With alcohol, sometimes there's nothing else that can be done. The person just dies.

    35. Re: cut your dosage by allism · · Score: 1

      Having kicked caffeine for a short period of time MANY times, I can tell you with some certainty that my afternoon crashes were not caused by caffeine, but by poor diet - usually eating a high-carb lunch without much protein to supplement it. I'm not a proponent of Atkins - I got very sick on Atkins - but eating a good balance of veggies, fruit, and protein in my lunch and limiting foods like pasta and breads took care of a lot of the afternoon lethargy.

      Upping water intake makes a HUGE life difference, too. It affects everything from sleep (once you get over the initial having to go to the bathroom every hour, anyway) to hunger to skin quality (fewer zits, smoother skin) to joint health. I've found that as long as I drink plenty of water, the amount of caffeine I consume doesn't really have an adverse affect on my lifestyle (I drink 2-3 pots of coffee a day).

  99. Quitting a heavy coffee addiction by gid-goo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Cut the amount you drink in half every other day. So if you have a normal mug you fill up only drink half that tomorrow. Do that for a couple of days and then cut that in half as well. When it gets ridiculous switch to green tea for a while. After a couple days of mild headaches you should be good to go. Takes a week or two depending on how bad your addiction is. The hardest thing was how tired I felt after quitting. That lasted for a week. Somebody said it was because adrenal function gets screwed up by coffee but I don't know. At least it's easier than cigarettes. I quit smoking 8 years ago and it is still hard to control my impulse to grab a smoke.

    1. Re:Quitting a heavy coffee addiction by macshit · · Score: 1

      I drink about two cups of coffee a day, I'm not sure if that's really a lot or not, but I get occasional headaches if I stop drinking it for a few days.

      However, the main problem I have with quitting is simply that I miss having something warm and toasty to drink on cold mornings (so indeed I find it much less necessary to drink coffee in the summertime)! I guess this is the sort of `psychological addiction' people talk about.

      Decaf is one solution (though you hear nasty rumors about that too), but decaf coffee is generally less available, and usually seems to be lower-quality -- e.g., I can easily find my personal favorite super-fresh italian-roast coffee, but with decaf I basically only can find starbuck's `decaf' beans, which are very mediocre in taste.

      For the hot-cup-of-something factor I generally drink various types of tea during the day (I live in Japan so high-quality green tea is very easy to find, and there's a lot of other different interesting varieties of tea available -- e.g. Pu-ar is a great change from other sorts), but for that first cup of the day when your stomach isn't really settled, it seems hard to beat the thick bitterness of coffee.

      My mom used to have some sort of roasted grain coffee substitute (the kind hippies like to drink) when I was a kid, which actually came pretty close to achieving the `feel' of coffee -- thick, bitter, toasty; I wish I could find some of that stuff!

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  100. A coffee a day by Cliffy03 · · Score: 1

    I would get a migrane just looking at something with caffeine in it. Building up a tolerence to caffeine took a bit of work, but now I get the headache without the coffee. There are even some benefits to caffeine, so moderation is the word. Drink tea instead of coffee or soda.

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  101. Caffeine and Nicotine by TexVex · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've withdrawn from both fairly recently. My advice to you is, just deal with it for three or four days, then no more problem. That even applies to going cold turkey off cigarettes.

    I experienced headaches from the caffeine withdrawal, so I took ibuprofen. Drinking lots of water helps. Like, one to two gallons a day. You'll urinate a lot, but there are worse things that can happen.

    Nicotine withdrawal was...interesting. First you have to be serious about wanting to quit. You are going to feel like crap. But, truth be told, having a common cold feels worse. So just be prepared to deal with it. I went cold turkey. I couldn't sleep on the third night, so I felt extra crappy on the fourth day. But by the fifth day there were no more symptoms AT ALL. For this reason, and because every single other person I know who quit smoking did it by going cold turkey, I strongly advize not buying any nicotine gum or patches. Just show the guts it takes to freaking quit, and do it.

    I feel that most addiction withdrawal pains are psychological. I still think about lighting up every now and again. But it's not a craving -- it's just a little part of my years-long habit poking its head up out of the hole I buried it in to say "hi" every now and again.

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  102. Why? by DAldredge · · Score: 1

    Why would you want to.

    IT IS JUST WRONG.

    Must have caffine.

    My precious...

    1. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, I'm actually on your foes list. That's funny. What have I done to deserve this? Or are you one of the people who use that list in some unconventional way?

    2. Re:Why? by DAldredge · · Score: 1

      Perhaps try posting with you uid and I will see if I can tell you.

  103. Actually this is a good idea! by rkuris · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Here's a paper describing the positive effects of nicotine. Since cancer generally takes 20-30 years from the time you start smoking, if you're around 50 or 60 years old, the positive effects of starting to smoke outweigh the negative effects, although the studies aren't complete yet.

    Some doctors have considered prescribing nicotine as a cure for a variety of ailments, including schizophrenia, Alzheimer's, attention deficit disorder and colitis.

    I'm thinking about it!

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    1. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      In japan, you can (or at least you could at one stage) get actual nicotine drinks, a bit like the caffeine/guarana/catuaba energy drinks ("red bull", "shark") you get here (UK).

    2. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You better have a lot of cash to spend if you get addicted to nicotine. All things considered, the positive effects of cocaine outweigh nicotine by a mile, and it wouldn't be all that much more expensive.

      Or, you could just avoid getting addicted to either one.

    3. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by Hein_or_Henk · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Nonsense!

      The article starts like this:

      " For the smoker, nicotine has a positive effect on attention, cognition and mood."

      So in other words the positive effects are there only for the already addicted smoker who is suffering the effects of withdrawal symptoms.

      This is probably similar to the effect coffee drinkers perceive when they have their first cup of the day. It's as if a mist clears in your head and you can think clearly again. This mist however is something that only coffee drinkers experience and is a coffee withdrawal symptom. People who do not drink coffee do not have a mist in their heads to clear up.

      So be smart just don't smoke!

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    4. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by Steepe · · Score: 0, Interesting

      Nicotine is something your body needs, and actually produces itself. Nicotine, while addictive is NOT what is bad in cigs, its the tar and chemicals and poisons and all that other nasty crap that causes cancer and every other problem related to smoking. So that study is incomplete. You can chew nicorette or wear a patch if you just want the nicotene without the bad stuff and be perfectly fine. Well, perfectly fine except for the fact that your addicted to the patch. :)

      I know this because I smoked for 24 years until I quit, and because I'm a geek and did the research. :)

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    5. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by spicedhamhawg · · Score: 5, Interesting

      That's not nicotine, it's one of the B vitamins. I don't recall the exact name anymore (haven't lived in Japan for over a year) but it's not nicotine. This has been discussed on /. before, some time ago. At any rate, the name of that particular B vitamin does begin with "nicotin."

      To address the original poster's question, I'm semi-addicted to caffeine, but not to the point that I get headaches if I stop, and I often go without any caffeinated drinks from Friday afternoon until Monday morning.

      If you're really heavily stuck on caffeine, though, a slow tapering off is the best way to do it. Since part of the thing with caffeine is the act of drinking coffee (just as with cigarettes, it's not just the nicotine addiction, but the physical act of smoking), so one approach (I haven't tried it, but it seems logical) is to start cutting the caffeine level in your coffee by mixing it with decaf. Start with mostly regular and a little decaf, and gradually increase until it's eventually all decaf.

      If that's too much work, get some caffeine pills and figure out how many equal one cup of coffee. Start with a full load, then start backing down by one pill, and then another, until there's only one left. Then maybe to half a pill, or maybe just go cold turkey at that point.

      Or, take two weeks of vacation and have yourself locked in a room with no access to coffee, just an Internet connection and a toilet, and have your meals passed through the door :-)

    6. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Nicotine is something your body needs, and actually produces itself.

      I call bullshit. Nicotine is an alkaloid and a poison, and while there are drugs (hallucinogens even) that occur in the body, nicotine is not one of them. There is nicotinic acid (niacin or vitamin B-3) but that's a precursor to nicotine in tobacco plants. In humans it's a precursor for molecules like NADH. Nicotine acts at nicotinic acetylcholine receptors, but not at muscarinic acetylcholine receptors. Acetylcholine and nicotine have little else in common.

    7. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      The B vitiamin you are refering to is vitamin B-3, also know as Niacin, Niacinamide, Nicotinic Acid, or Nicotinamide. And it is not nicotine, just a similiar word.

    8. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by j-pimp · · Score: 1

      Well your either got a dirt cheap coke dealer, or pay way to much for tobacco. I'd also like to point out that if coke were legeal the sin taxes would outweigh the savings of not having to have it smuggled in a condom in the stomach of a columbian.

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    9. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by srw · · Score: 2, Interesting

      > This mist however is something that only coffee drinkers experience and is a coffee withdrawal symptom. People who do not drink coffee do not have a mist in their heads to clear up.

      Did you read the parent post? It mentions schizophrenia, Alzheimer's, attention deficit disorder and colitis. Three of those four could definitely be described as having a "mist in their heads." As for colitis, doctors aren't sure what aspect of cigarette smoke controls it, but straight nicotine doesn't seem to have the same effect as smoking one or two cigarettes per day. Having had colitis, I can tell you that many people suffering from it would be willing to try anything -- even taking up a 2 cigs per day "habit." I eventually had to have my colon removed, so I don't have an excuse for smoking anymore. ;-)

      ttyl
      srw

    10. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by jayhawk88 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I also hear that feeding your children lead-based paint chips can make for a tasty afternoon snack that is low in calories and fat. What more could a parent ask for?

    11. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, really.. I have way more energy then these sorry fools who are hooked on caffeine. The answer is quite simple -- quit all caffeinated drinks completely. Don't allow yourself even one soda or coffee (you might want to stay away from chocolate as well). You'll eventually notice you have way more energy than before. Quit being such a pussy and just do it.

    12. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can chew nicorette or wear a patch if you just want the nicotene without the bad stuff and be perfectly fine.

      This is blatantly false. There are many reasons nicotene itself is harmful, its not just the tar and the result of smoking it. You obviously haven't done the research.

    13. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by dipipanone · · Score: 4, Insightful

      All things considered, the positive effects of cocaine outweigh nicotine by a mile

      Let me guess -- you haven't actually been around a lot of hard core cocaine users have you? Still at that honeymoon phase perhaps?

      and it wouldn't be all that much more expensive

      Yup, definitely still at that honeymoon phase -- snorting a quarter gram a week or so isnt that expensive. Lets just hope you get bored before you freebase all the equity in your house as a number of my friends have. Then we'll see how expensive you think it is...

    14. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by TheLittleJetson · · Score: 2, Informative

      I am not an entho-botanist (?), but uh... as far as I know, tobbacco (nicotine) stimulates the release of a neurotransmitter associated with memory recognition. So it does have beneficial effects beyond calming the addict's cravings... -m

    15. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by ralphclark · · Score: 1

      Tut, tut, SOMEBODY drank too much coffee today...

    16. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Houses are cheap.

      A good high, now thats something my nose looks forward to.

      Freebasing is a long forgotten art.

    17. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by pdbaby · · Score: 1
      fine except for the fact that your addicted to the patch
      It's like using windows! Addicted. Craving for that patch that always comes later than you need it (or just doesn't give the fix that it used to...). And with each patch brings more vulnerability- you need more patches. You are weak. But patching sustains you... doesn't it?
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    18. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by dipipanone · · Score: 4, Informative

      Houses are cheap.

      They are if you live Buttfuck, Nebraska or in your mom's basement. They aren't if you live in London or New York and have ten years worth of mortgage payments in equity.

      Freebasing is a long forgotten art.

      By the time you've developed a taste for it, you'll find that whipping up a few rocks with bicarb in the microwave achieves exactly the same effects. And there's nothing at all artful about spending a weekend picking your face, pulling your hair out or crawling around the carpet looking for that last tiny piece of rock that you swore you'd dropped.

    19. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by Rob+Simpson · · Score: 1
      The carcinogenic effects do take a long time to produce damage, but the cardiovascular effects do not. While the lifestyle benefit may outweigh the physical damage for some people with serious mental problems such as schizophrenia, nicotine is still toxic.

      Btw, do these positive effects for a 50 or 60 year old include having a stroke?

    20. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by Netmonger · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Actually - you are an idiot for even stating something like this. Let me guess - YOU smoke eh?

      Smoking changes your mindset to that similar to a crack addict: always anticipating your next fix. It takes away your sense of smell almost completely. It makes you smell horrible to those that still have a sense of smell around you, and are subject to the horrible rotten stench of your breath. It destroys your appreciation for cleanliness bit by bit until you dont care anymore. It controls your mood - if you dont get your little fix on time, you turn into a raging jerk. Its puts immense completely unnecessary burden on health care systems. it makes you weak - analgous to running a car with a plugged up air intake system. It makes you teeth brown, burns your throat, and taints your finger.

      And.. like I even need to mention it, it kills MILLIONS of people each year before their time - much more than Saddam Hussein ever did..

      Smokers stand outside the doorways to all public buildings and force non smokers to walk through their cloud of filth - something that gives me a instant headache. They ruin nightclubs and restaurants. They force their addiction on their children because they are too ignorant and too selfish to not smoke in front of them.

      Smokers flick their little cigarette butts all over the world - out their car windows. They're miserable, and they dont even realize it, so strong is the addiction, and to make themselves feel better they subconciously turn the world into their personal ashtray, ignorant to the fact that there are people who dont want to live in such a nasty place.

      People who smoke are absolute trash!

      I know - I smoked on/off myself for 10 years and I am completely embaressed of my behaviour and the damage I did to myself and the world around me.

      I cannot even begin to explain how much better my life is since I stopped smoking: I am calmer. I dont have to take little breaks every few minutes and can work on a task for extended periods of time.

      I can SMELL - oh my God if all smokers could just understand what they have lost in regards to their sense of smell because of cigarettes.

      If you smoke - stop - NOW. It might be hard - it is one of the hardest things I ever did. Shut up... Stop Whining and realize you have a SERIOUS drug addiction and just friggin do it.

      Cigarettes are a true bane of society. Governments are just starting to realize the damage that is done to their citizens and the quality of their lives.

      People who smoke cigarettes are just plain sick - and its time we all worked together to fight this horrible disease.

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    21. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by Flunitrazepam · · Score: 1

      |D|E|N|I|A|L| = my anti-drug

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    22. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by mhenry67 · · Score: 1

      Was the research done with an open mind, or with an outcome already chosen?

    23. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by sglines · · Score: 1

      Actually this is a fantastic idea. If cigarettes were as sold as being as good for you as, say, spinach, no one would smoke. Schoolyard smoking would be about as cool as being a member of the chess club.

    24. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by pseudochaotic · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or, take two weeks of vacation and have yourself locked in a room with no access to coffee, just an Internet connection and a toilet, and have your meals passed through the door :-)

      Have you considered that perhaps you're addicted to the Internet?

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    25. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you insane?

    26. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Other way around, as far as how it reacts with neurons and dendrites, also in the lungs it will restrict blood flow and actually increases one susceptibilty to anxiety. Which is interesting because smokers almost always claim a cigarette will calm them down. But that brings back the parent post.

    27. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You didn't actually read the entire link. Read further and you will see something else. "The changes were similar in nature and magnitude in smokers and non-smokers."

    28. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by barnacleez · · Score: 0

      Mod parent up! Tapering is the best way to go - My friends and I have been addicted to morphine, heroin, cocaine, nicotine, caffeine, benzioadepines, alcohol, ad nauseum.

      It is the closest to a "sure-fire" way to break a strong addiction as it can be, IMHO.

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    29. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by jaelle · · Score: 1

      Except for those of us who are ADD--we have a permanent mist in our heads that only clears with stimulants. I remember my first cup of coffee at 16--clearly---it was like I could see and hear better instantly. I remember looking around the room wondering if anyone else knew what rush the stuff was--couldn't believe it was legal.

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    30. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by Nazmun · · Score: 1

      Wow you've made a belieger out of me... No, i've not felt such a rush ever from drinking coffee.

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    31. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by Loki_1929 · · Score: 2, Funny
      "if you live in London or New York and have ten years worth of mortgage payments in equity."

      I want to meet the loan officers who are actually approving these loans.

      "Hi, I'd like to take out a home equity loan to support my burgeoning cocaine addiction?"

      -

      Application:
      *APPROVED*

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    32. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by Guido+del+Confuso · · Score: 1

      Just kinda curious.... By the time you realized you were (or had been) addicted to, say, cocaine, morphine, caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol, did it not occur to you to say, "Hey, maybe I shouldn't start using heroin too?"

    33. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by Com2Kid · · Score: 1
      • This is probably similar to the effect coffee drinkers perceive when they have their first cup of the day.


      Excuse me, I am not a coffee drinker, and I am all misty in the morning!

      Then again, my comp-sci prof who IS a heavy caffine addict is all misty at 11am if he hasn't had his coffee yet so. . . .

      ^_^
    34. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by XO · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Those of us who are ADD - and that applies to EVERYONE that I've EVER MET - are really bored. You don't have a defective brain, a disease, or a psych issue, or whatever they call it these days. You're just too damn bored with whatever it is you're trying to pay attention to. Drugs to combat ADD are the pharmaceutical company's way of making more money.

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    35. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you are confused about what ethno-botanists do. While some ethnobotanists may know some neuro-chemistry, I think you were thinking more of a neurologist or a biochemist -- something along those lines. There are essentially two types of ethnobotanists: 1) The hippie college professor who lives with the natives a few weeks every year and writes books that no one ever reads about the natives' culture with respect to plant knowledge and use 2) The employee of the drug company who mines native medicinal and botanical knowledge and, in exchange for millions of dollars in drug sales, "gives back" to the native community by replacing their grass shacks with tin shacks.

    36. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by greenhide · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're just too damn bored with whatever it is you're trying to pay attention to.

      Yeah, well, tragically, life isn't all that exciting, generally.

      And it's much more useful to go through life being able to cope than lolling around doing nothing because of all the darn boredom.

      I have a pretty strong form of ADD, and it isn't all boredom. I mean, I think I would be conscious of being bored all the time, wouldn't I? Or would I really be sitting there, desperately trying to focus on a task that was very important to me, but finding myself unable to do so, just because it was somehow boring?!?

      Oh, and don't forget overstimulation, the flip side of ADD, when you're getting too much input, and so you freak out. Some people with ADD I know would shut down completely under too much stimulation, and become unable to take in *anything*. Me, I just freak out and get really nervous and uncomfortable. For me, one of the scariest sounds ever is the chatter in a cocktail party. It's too many voices all at once.

      And then there's hyperfocusing. I guess I was too "bored" by the outside world to hear if anyone was speaking to me while I was reading a book? There was seriously a time when someone would have to grab my head and stare into my eyes to get my attention while reading.

      I guess it's frustrating when people say that ADD is not a real disorder or a real problem. "They're just too smart. Put them in more challenging classes, and they'll pay attention." "They're just hyper; that's normal in someone his age." These are all somewhat plausible explanations for a 10-12 year old, but not for someone in their 20s.

      Here are the problems I've noticed as a result of ADD, both in myself and in many, many others with ADD that I have encountered: lack of organizational skills (cleanliness is boring), lack of social skills (having friends is boring), being impulsive (thinking before acting is boring), lack of focus (getting things done is boring), anger issues (dealing with emotions in a healthy way is boring), problems with empathy (relating to others is boring), not paying attention to surroundings (the whole frikkin' world is boring!), lack of focus even when performing crucial tasks, like driving a car (not crashing is boring).

      I could go on and on, but I feel that calling people with ADD "bored" is like saying that alcoholics are just really thirsty, and if only you gave them the right kind of liquids they wouldn't have a problem anymore. The fact that alcoholics drink a lot of liquid is only a side-symptom of their need to get alcohol in their systems. People with ADD feel bored because they don't know how to focus their attention to the task at hand. In essence, the complete opposite of what the parent is saying.

      I would heartily agree that drug companies, like all companies, are out to make money. But I disagree that everyone who shells out money for ADD medication doesn't actually need it.

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    37. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A doctor my Mom went to school with lost it all due to cocaine - his job, his family, his house, and all his money. He ended up going back to school to start all over again. What a fucked up shame. Stay off drugs, for the Love of God.

    38. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work in a pharmacy, and we sell water that contains Nicotine as a sessation aid

    39. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by jbb1003 · · Score: 1

      Caffeine can have positive effects (though not necessarily mental) for non-addicts. It's been shown to increase endurance, and is a regulated drug in athletics, as a quick google for "caffeine running" shows.

    40. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      You're just too damn bored with whatever it is you're trying to pay attention to.

      Since being a student at university, and through working at a job I grew to hate more and more, my coffee habit increased to over 10 cups a day, along with several cups of tea when I couldn't stand the taste any more. Then I got a dotcom job, where there was a espresso machine in the pantry. Probably a serious increase in the dose from the instant I used to drink.

      Of course, the dotcom job didn't last and I've been un(der)employed ever since. One side effect is that I drink just one cup of (filter) coffee a day now, along with 2-3 cups of tea. I also drink rather more alcohol than I used to... on balance, I'm probably healthier, if poorer.

    41. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, since they could break the habit anyway why not try it?

    42. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by Fidgety+Philip · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Having gone through this process, I would personally recommend just going cold turkey. Cutting down slowly is very difficult. Every time you feel tired at work (which is more than you would normally), you'll be tempted to take a hit "just this once".

      I tried cutting down by going from drinking many cups of coffee a day to one cup of coffee and as much tea as I liked. I soon found myself drinking tea almost continuously.

      Live with the headaches and the irritability. It's not like heroin withdrawal, and it will last a week or so, which is not that long, all things considered.

      Once you've kicked it, you will actually feel sharper than you do at present, because you aren't continually dehydrated, and when you do allow yourself a coffee, it will feel *really* nice.

    43. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by Hachima · · Score: 1

      Some Japanese Energy/pick me up drinks/candy contain niacinamide, a form of Vitamin B-3 that has many beneficial properties. In Japanese, this ingredient is called "nikochin san amido" which can get confused with nicotine.

    44. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're full of shit. Really, you don't know what you're talking about.

      Stimulants are actually an excellent diagnostic tool for finding out who *really* has ADD. Normal people are stimulated by stimulants. Popping 10 or 20 mgs of ritalin will affect a NON-ADD person similarly to drinking 6 or 8 cups of coffee all at once. But an ADD person taking 10 or 20 mgs of Ritalin for the first time may become calm, clearheaded, relaxed, able to focus -- possibly the first time they have ever experienced that in their entire lives.

      Yes ritalin is over-prescribed & abused & ADD is almost certainly over-diagnosed. But that fact does not make you any less of an obnoxious, insensitive clod for brashly and ignorantly braying that therefore all ADD is bunk.

      You wouldn't think of loudly proclaiming that all paraplegics are just too lazy to walk upon learning that paraplegia is sometimes misdiagnosed and some people diagnosed with it really have only a psychosomatic illness, would you?

      Oh maybe you would. Probably you ARE that much of an idiot.

      I would not be here if it wasn't for ritalin. I had given up. I rarely take it any more, only a couple times a year, but it absolutely saved my life 9 years ago. Now things are different. Been at my current job THREE YEARS in may!!!!!!!! Wow.

    45. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I also believe I suffer from ADD and find it hard to believe that I have just been bored all my life. I'm 23 and have only been able to finish one book to this day. I'll get started fine but after a few pages I notice that I'm reading the same paragraph over and over no matter what the subject. I've had this condition my whole life and social situations are especially difficult for me. Ususally someone will strike up a conversation and everything will be fine for the first few minutes then I notice I'm not listening anymore. Like clockwork panic follows which only distracts me further. A few years ago I tried pot to curb this because it seemed to me that my mind was working too quickly(boy was that a mistake) As a result my thought basically just came to a grinding halt though I admit it did releave the anxiety. Caffiene and stimulants are especially useful as i remember actually feeling normal and could focus perfectly when I would take double the reccomended dosage of ginko and ginseng energy pills(you know the ones in the silver and purple checkered packets). This, of course, shrank my stomach to the size of a peanut and being 125 lbs. already I could not afford to loose weight without looking like a junkie. I've heard medications like adderol(spelling?) help but after a while odd side effects creep up. Ritalin, I've only heard bad things about as well. I'd rather be a spaz than a zombie. It really gets to me when people casually pop off that they have ADD with a stupid grin on their face. Anyone who knows it well wouldn't be so pleased to confess as such. Equally, if not more frustrating, are those who think it's just something the drug companies made up. I've never seen a doctor about it though. I think the only solution is learning to cope. I am, however, open to any suggestions.

    46. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being bored is only a consequence of having ADD. not the cause !?!?

      Do you also think that people suffering from schizophrenia hear voices in their head because they feel lonely ? or bored ?

    47. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by jaelle · · Score: 1
      http://www.brainplace.com/bp/atlas/ch12.asp

      Well, not exactly. It is a physical anomaly that is improved with drugs. And yes, we are bored with much that normal people seem not to be. Adrenalin, intense interest or excitement also treats it--as long as we have enough energy.

      Looking at those scans--it looks to me like an inadequate power supply. What happens if you throw a high-powered device on an inadequate supply? It pulls it down. ADD evidently correlates with intelligence and Man has been breeding for intelligence all along. Evolution is uneven. Breed for a fast horse? You get a lot of animals that have, for example, the muscles but not the lungs in the process.

      In any case we can supply our brains with the needed energy in a lot of ways, and many of them are a drain on our bodies. I used to use anger before I got good drugs...I'm a lot easier to get along with now, and a lot healthier.

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    48. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by iNetRunner · · Score: 1

      So, you maybe addicted to getting addicted?

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    49. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by Hacker-at-Large · · Score: 1

      Caffeine pills go down really easy with a can of Jolt.

    50. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by Dr.+Smeegee · · Score: 1

      What drugs have you settled on? The yahoo's prescribed celexa (seratonin uptake inhibitor) for me. Great stuff- I couldn't wake up, have sex, or have one of them idea things for about two years.

      I got off of this crap about 3 weeks ago. Aside from some trouble sleeping within the first week, all has been well.

      I have heard that Aderol (sp?) is pretty good for us oldsters with ADD. (I am 38).

    51. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by GreyPoopon · · Score: 1
      I tried cutting down by going from drinking many cups of coffee a day to one cup of coffee and as much tea as I liked. I soon found myself drinking tea almost continuously.

      If you are going to use the tapering off method, you'd be better to cut the total caffeine content but not the amount you drink. As someone else mentioned, the psychological effect of holding and sipping the hot drink is probably a bigger part of the addiction than the physical need to maintain caffeine levels. Stick to your regular imbibement schedule and just mix smaller amounts of "leaded" with larger amounts of "unleaded" and you'll have more success. Of course, this will work if you can get some decent decaffeinated coffee. The stuff we have at work is just garbage.

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    52. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by jaelle · · Score: 1
      Doctors are still stuck on the ol' antidepressant kick?? You'd think they'd catch on eventually. ADD'ers are exceptionally sensitive to them--even when they're used to treat actual depression. They typically overdose us massively.

      Adderall works best for me. Ritalin-type drugs aren't strong enough. Adderall is a formulation of methamphetamine salts to make it last longer-I get about 3 hours per pill. 5-6 hours is what they're supposed to last. There is a new drug called Strattera, which works on dopamine receptors, which is quite good--the samples I tried actually helped my lifelong insomnia for the first time. It's especially good because it isn't a controlled substance. However, being new, it's mind-bendingly expensive. So, back to the Adderall for me.

      The other best options are Concerta and Metadate--Ritalin formulations that last about 12 hours. Many adults get very good results from them.

      Don't be afraid to experiment. Except for Strattera, ADD medications are quickly eliminated from the body, so if you don't like it, stopping them is no problem. And, contrary to the usual belief, if a low dose is good, a higher dose may actually be better. It's a matter of finding the point where you're functioning at your best, without generating side-effects. I've actually never found a point where I get them, but more sensitive individuals may.

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    53. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by Jerf · · Score: 1

      You might be surprised. There are loan officers who seem to operate under the theory that if they own you, lock stock and barrel, they can find some way to turn a profit.

      Surprise surprise, you can find a lot of them in negative economic areas.

      Lesser examples include people who cash your checks for the low, low price of $50 (banks can't be said to allow you to deposit into your account "for free" but it's much cheaper then that), and those mini-loan places that 'hold a check' for you and give you the money, minus a fee. Both of these take advantage of the fact that you don't have the money, so you need the money, though I won't quite call it "preying" on those people. (It is a valid service, and you can't expect it for free.)

    54. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just an idea here. Look into ideas such as repressed emotions causing disorders such as ADD. For example, the idea that OCD is caused by repressed emotions. The reason I bring this up is because I've read John Sarno's work on what he calls TMS, and it helped me a lot. I'm just wondering if something like ADD is related to this.

    55. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Excuse me, I am not a coffee drinker, and I am all misty in the morning!

      I am horny in the morning, but after my first orgasm, I am fine.

    56. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by Sindri · · Score: 1

      So by being addicted you gain control over when you are alert or in a good mood. Those not using caffeine, nicotine or cocaine to control their moods just have to hope they are in the mood for a 48 hour programming session when they need it.

    57. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That wasn't the article, it was the abstract.

      The positive effects are not for the *already addicted* *smoker*.

      The authors just start there with an observation that they can use to generalize from - they then did experiments with smokers and non-smokers.

      They observed an increase in activity (measured by fMRI) due to an IV infusion of nicotine in smokers and NON-smokers - see later in the abstract.

      Other recent articles are showing these same positive cognitive effects of nicotine. Yes, it's an addtictive drug. It has withdrawl symptoms that are roughly the opposite of the positive cognitive effects (diminished attention, also irritibility). But it's also been shown recently to be promising for Alzheimers. The main health risk for nicotine is linked to the most widely used deliverly method: smoking.

    58. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by StormReaver · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "If that's too much work, get some caffeine pills and figure out how many equal one cup of coffee."

      The packaging on Vivarin and the generic clones all say that one pill is the equivilent to one cup of coffee.

      I agree with those who say that cold turkey is the only way to go. I was a heavy Mt. Dew drinker for years, with all the psychological ups and downs that go with it.

      I decided to just stop drinking soda just because of the high caloric content. An interesting, and I hoped at the time predictable, side effect of stopping was that the alertness ups and down levelled out after a couple weeks.

      I still like to reach for something to drink when I work, so I freeze a large bottle of water at night and take it to work in the morning. That gives me something to reach for when I'm thirsty (for all the smart-asses: yes, the ice melts during the course of the day). I don't miss soda one bit anymore.

      For a while after not drinking soda, I had used caffeine pills (one per day in the morning). The day came when I realized I had forgotten to take any for the entire week.

      I never got headaches for not drinking soda, so I wasn't addicted, but I still think just stopping cold is the best approach.

      I've seen my father, a smoker for about 40 years and a self-confessed addict, decide last Christmas that he was just going to stop smoking cold -- and succeed. He had quit gradually a dozen times before, but this time it worked.

    59. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by SlashSim · · Score: 2, Insightful


      Uh, have you ever tried smoking "one or two" cigarettes a day? I've been off the tobacco for eight weeks as of this very morning and I know from prior relapses that I'm only one cigarette away from a pack a day habit.

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    60. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by SlashSim · · Score: 1


      My personal experience has been that you loose control as you become addicted. You can control your mood with drugs only up to the point that your need for drugs begins to control your mood.

      When you need a hit to feel "normal" the drug has lost its performance enhancing effect and has become, by its absence, a performance limiting drug.

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    61. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by ebuck · · Score: 1

      Sounds like someone forgot a detail in thier biochemistry.

      Nicatinamide (Not Nicatine) is a naturally occurring chemical in the body, and it IS needed. Needed quite badly because it's vital for harnessing energy at the cellular level. It is however, not Nicatine by any stretch of the imagination.

      Guess the endings of those long winded chemical compounds are important after all, go figure :)

    62. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by srw · · Score: 1

      > Uh, have you ever tried smoking "one or two" cigarettes a day?

      Yes. I've been a "pack or two per month" smoker for years now. Of course, I have never been a "pack a day" smoker. I make sure I can "quit any time" by quitting for a week or so every once in a while. (over christmas holidays this year, for example) Maybe I'm just special (I doubt it), but if I can do it, it can be done.

      ttyl
      srw

    63. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by Comen · · Score: 1

      I smoke allot, and have for 15 years or so now, and my memory is terrible. Might just be me though.

    64. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by John+Harrison · · Score: 1
      First you say:

      I agree with those who say that cold turkey is the only way to go. I was a heavy Mt. Dew drinker for years, with all the psychological ups and downs that go with it.

      Then you say:

      For a while after not drinking soda, I had used caffeine pills (one per day in the morning). The day came when I realized I had forgotten to take any for the entire week.

      So which is it? Do you wish you had stopped cold turkey instead of doing what you did?

    65. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Buttfuck, Nebraska

      I really don't think that town exists. I've lived in NE all of my life and I've never heard of it ;)

    66. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'll excuse me if I don't think that's a particularly persuasive argument.

      I mean, many Usonians have lived in America all their life, and still think Canada is a small town in Ohio.

    67. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More accurately, stay off drugs if you're a weak-willed idiot with no self control.

      Drugs, just like most other things, are fine provided you exercise some restraint now and then.

      Drugs are not evil. A large number of people are just stupid.

    68. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by smithmc · · Score: 1

      The article starts like this: "For the smoker, nicotine has a positive effect on attention, cognition and mood."

      Uh, yeah, and then it goes on to say: "The changes were similar in nature and magnitude in smokers and non-smokers."

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    69. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by SlashSim · · Score: 1


      Come to think of it, I had a girlfriend who could either smoke or not with no apparent withdrawal.
      It was pretty annoying (for me...)

      I know one smoke would doom me. I think the same is probably true for most ex-smokers.

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    70. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by spicedhamhawg · · Score: 1

      Of course, this will work if you can get some decent decaffeinated coffee. The stuff we have at work is just garbage.


      Happily, about a month ago, my employer started buying Starbucks for our coffee machine instead of the industrial-grade coffee service junk. I was away on vacation when this happened, and was delighted to discover the change upon my return.


      I'm sure you all probably want to bombard us with resumes now that you've learned we buy Starbucks, but sadly, all of our IT positions are filled at the moment (we do have non-IT positions open).

    71. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by GreyPoopon · · Score: 1
      Happily, about a month ago, my employer started buying Starbucks for our coffee machine instead of the industrial-grade coffee service junk.

      Unhappily, MY employer replaced Starbucks coffee with one of the industrial-grade services in Q1 of last year. The caffeinated is tolerable, but the decaf is just horrible. Personally, I haven't really enjoyed any coffee in the US since living in Germany. I like my coffee strong, but with a smooth finish. Oddly enough, most of my German colleagues like the italian coffees, which have more of a bite to them.

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    72. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Stay off drugs, for the Love of God."

      fucking asswipe. he should stay off god, for the love of drugs. religion is morphine for the mentally weak.

    73. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by vidnet · · Score: 1

      Yeah.. Just like you're addicted to air.

    74. Re:Actually this is a good idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I think Starbucks coffee SUCKS, so no thank you, you smug bastard!

  104. Don't get something for nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You don't get something for nothing, keep in mind that once fully off it you'll have more energy overall than you did on it. Caffine doesn't give you enery out of thin air without extracting its price.

    I didn't drink any at all until I got into IT industry. Eventually I managed to stop and was amazed how much more energy and how less drained I felt on a daily basis...and that I was even more productive codewise.

    Just going to have to accept that there will be times when your brain isn't firing on all cylinders just as there are even on caffine ( or it's firing on more than you have! ). That's what slashdot, irc and email are for :)

    You may also have to force yourself to get enough sleep, instead of doing the 5 hours a night thing then pound a big coffee in the morning. Take your breaks and don't work lunches, give your brain time to rest.

    Try orange juice in the morning also. It gives me a boost, and I think there are studies showing 8 oz of OJ before tests boosts test scores. At least my psych 2 teacher claimed there were.

  105. 3 days by eyeball · · Score: 1

    I quit heavy caffeine use every year or so, and stay off for 6-9 months. I ween myself from 2 x-large coffees in the morning down to a medium, then quit cold-turkey. 2-3 days of raging headaches follow, but they go away after that. Stick it out, and use a pain killers, and you should be fine.

    (Thanks for the reminder. I think I'll quit again)

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  106. Caffeine addiction?!? Gimme a break! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good-fucking-God, this has to be one of the most pathetic attempts at faux-heroin chic around. Anyone who says they have a caffeine "addiction" is just full of shit, they're just looking to try to saddle themselves with a made up malady to show they they too are "vice badasses" of a sort. When you make up problems for social posturing, it means life is too good.

    I myself drink 3-4 sodas a day by choice, simply because I like the taste. Then there are days I don't (and drink other items), and guess, what, I FEEL THE FUCKING SAME! No headaches, no shakes, no withdrawals, nothing. I don't wake up every morning "jonesing" for a soda like some crack addict (in fact, I haven't had one all day today). We have enough true diseases on the world without having to listen to some wannabe "geek druggie" pretend he's caught in a supposed addiction.

    10-1 odds if this punk lost his income tomorrow and had to make every dollar count, his supposed "addiction" would vanish immediately, replaced by other needs such as food, shelter, water.

    1. Re:Caffeine addiction?!? Gimme a break! by Xyverz · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I think the problem here is that you're not looking at the right problem. Caffeine is not so much psychologically addictive as it is physiologically addictive.

      I also seriously doubt that somebody who only drinks 3-4 cans of soda a day is going to suffer as much as somebody who drinks 6-10 cans a day.

      As much as I'd like to give up caffeine, I do like the taste. Fortunately for my pocketbook, Wal*Mart sells their brand cheap, and it's justabout as good as the real thing. I tend to go through about ... oh ... six or seven cases (24-cans per flat) of soda a month. Generally more, if you count all the soda from the fast-food restaurants.

      Yes, I'm fat. ;)

      The last time I tried going cold turkey I was physically ill for a week. The physical affects went away when I started drinking soda again.

      Bah.

    2. Re:Caffeine addiction?!? Gimme a break! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't want to sound like a Troll, but you really need to work on a better diet. You're on the fast track to knocking out some VERY IMPORTANT gland.

      Try tapering in some real food and tapering off the sssuugggar.

    3. Re:Caffeine addiction?!? Gimme a break! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, I'm fat. ;)

      If you'd like to knock out that part and the caffeine, I'd recommend starting with Diet Rite cola. It's based off of Splenda instead of NutraSweet so it tastes better, and it's caffeine free. After a couple of months adjustment to Splenda, you might find that you aren't bothered by the taste of NutraSweet anymore, like I did, and you could phase back in caffinated diet sodas which are much easier to find than decaf ones in restraunts.

      Personally, though, I've been working for the past few months on getting used to just drinking water, and it's been working well for me. I've lost about ten pounds since I started drinking diet drinks last year just from cutting out calories in my drinks. It's not much since I've been eating more, but it makes a difference.

  107. Half Caffeine diet worked for me by EDA+Wizard · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I was drinking a pot or more of coffee each morning with a couple of cokes and shots of espresso in the afternoon. I was getting light headed and would get tired randomly throughout the day. I decided it could be the caffeine so I tried to quit cold turkey and had similar problems quiting. The headaches were the worst part for me. My solution turned out to be a new blend of beans.

    I'm a Peet's Sumatra fan so I went to my local Peet's and had them blend a 50/50 mix of decaf Sumatra with a regular Sumatra. This alone cut my consumption by half and I didn't even notice the missing caffeine.

    I also dropped the espresso in the afternoon and I drink about half the coke that I used to.

    I'm thinking about dropping to a 25% caffeine blend of Sumatra and brewing two pots a day. It still will be less caffeine than I used to drink and it gives me something to drink in the afternoon.

    Good luck. Be happy you aren't trying to quit crack. My half crack plan doesn't work as well as this.

    1. Re:Half Caffeine diet worked for me by Frisky070802 · · Score: 1
      My solution turned out to be a new blend of beans... I went to my local Peet's and had them blend a 50/50 mix of decaf Sumatra with a regular Sumatra

      I'm curious, was this really so much more convenient than simply buying both and mixing them as you make the coffee? Or is it more a matter of willpower, in that if the coffee is already 50% decaf you can't be tempted to go full blast?

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    2. Re:Half Caffeine diet worked for me by EDA+Wizard · · Score: 1

      I do find it more convenient that mixing myself. I don't even like to grind coffee in the morning anymore. I'm also too lazy to prepare the machine the night before. Anyway, the cost is the same, and I only like to buy a pound at a time. So it works out well.

      Around the holidays I do end up getting some pure decaf and some pure caf for guests and then I'm always mixing some coffees that I've been given as gifts... In fact, I've got a cup of personally mixed Christmas blend in my cup right now.

      As for willpower, that doesn't seem to be an issue for me, but I guess it could help some people out if they needed that.

    3. Re:Half Caffeine diet worked for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This plan sounds sensible. A lot of this stuff sounds scary-- "just bear with the headaches, you'll feel hideous for a week, be a man!!"

      What worked easily for me: switch to green tea. No headaches, no nothing. After a couple of weeks, was able to quit green tea easily. My coworker from Japan claimed that there's some synergy between the caffeine and something else in coffee that's not in green tea... He may have been just talking, who knows.

      Anyway, it's painful to quit coffee; but it's not painful to replace coffee with tea and then quit tea.

    4. Re:Half Caffeine diet worked for me by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      I'm a Peet's Sumatra fan so I went to my local Peet's and had them blend a 50/50 mix of decaf Sumatra with a regular Sumatra. This alone cut my consumption by half and I didn't even notice the missing caffeine.

      Jesus. You sound like a junkie. Seriously. Your mix & match is so much alike junkie mentality. "Hey, have you tried mixing 30% coke, 30% H and some MDMA? Blow your mind man!!".

  108. If no vices, then few virtues.. by Saeger · · Score: 1, Insightful
    Caffeine is a relatively benign drug to give up, wouldn't you say?

    I've given up hard liquor, cancer sticks, and a lot of sugarwater, and I'm not even 30 yet. But caffeine (and THC)? Never. What do you gain by giving up such a benign altered state? Nothing.

    If you give up caffeine, before you know it you'll be eating granola bars and drinking prune juice on your way to a boring grave.

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    1. Re:If no vices, then few virtues.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In my book being an asshole until you get your coffee fix does not equal benign.

    2. Re:If no vices, then few virtues.. by GoatPigSheep · · Score: 1

      There is a difference between caffeine addiction and caffeine ADDICTION. A coffee or two a day is fine, but when you are talking about several pots, there is a problem.

      A normal person can drinking a beer or two and call it a night, but an alchoholic will not be able to stop drinking once he has had even a drop of alchohol. If someone has a serious problem with caffeine, it's better for them to cut it out of their life.

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  109. Oh, please... by sczimme · · Score: 3, Funny


    He is asking what worked for people in /. land that wanted to stop/curtail their caffeine consumption. He is not asking what he should do about a funny-shaped mole that keeps growing and changing color or how to handle bleeding from weird places. This is more like a group of allergy sufferers discussing which over-the-counter medications worked for them.

    Nutshell version: Lighten up, Francis. :-)

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  110. My Doctor advice was : by aepervius · · Score: 1

    "Just stop. Using your will. There isn't really a recept to follow." Ha. Ha. Ha.

    Since I have the same problem as the submitter, I would rather hear some answer from people which had the same problem, at least it would be more constructive.

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    1. Re:My Doctor advice was : by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your doctor is right. Don't be a pussy.

  111. Masturbate more by ToadMan8 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Do you think about drinking coffee / dew when you are masturbating? I didn't think so.

    Really though, what causes the headaches (my most hated withdrawl symptom) is the capalaries in your head constricting back a bit after the caffine caused dialation and thus the headache (same w/ other headaches, just not caused by caffine).

    Sex (and thus masturbation) releases natural chemicals that can reverse some of those effects.

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    1. Re:Masturbate more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, not bad advice. Just don't get addicted to masturbation in the process. Also, sex (or masturbation) can help quite a bit with a hangover (a wicked one of which I had this morning).

    2. Re:Masturbate more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny, if gives me a pounding headache and makes my hangover worse (I'm male).

    3. Re:Masturbate more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      um.... I do

      I thinka bout smoking, eating drinkin and women and getting caught all at the same time.

    4. Re:Masturbate more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Arousal relieves nausea and pain, but they do tend to come back sooner after climax than you are ready to get aroused again.

      Too much sex or masturbation is also painful in itself. I've never had sex more than 3 times per day or masturbated more than about 10 times, and I'm not too anxious to try to beat or even repeat the latter...

  112. Cold Turkey by 198348726583297634 · · Score: 1

    Just do it. yeah, it sucks. yeah, you'll whine and complain. maybe you can pay attention and catch yourself before you bitch out too many people, even. It goes away in a week, and you never have to do it again. (till you let yourself get hooked the next time.)

  113. Switch to tea by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    Not high caffine ginseng teas, but something like the Celestial Seasonings Antioxident Tea (I mention that cause it has a neat little 'caffine meter' comparing the amounts of various drinks on the package, it has less than coffee or cola). You're probably used to waking up to a hot drink, so that'll help. I like the Antioxident tea since it's got a lot of vitimin c, which gives me a little boost that I otherwise would have relied on caffine for.

    Also, try mixing regular and decaf coffee together. And don't skimp on the quality of the decaf you buy either. If you're used to drinking cheap caffinated coffee and you switch to a quality decaf, you'll might start prefering the decaf inspite of the lack of caffine. And buy a good coffee pot and keep it clean. Again, if the decaf tastes better you'll be more apt to drink it instead of the regular you're used to.

    For soda, Mug Rootbeer is caffine free, so are the Minute Maid brand sodas (I don't know about the Crush brands). Hunt around to find something you like as least as much as the caffinated stuff. You might try substituing juice or tea here too. I've seen several vitamin fortified drinks on the market here in Arizona, drinking those might give you a boost without the caffine like the Antioxident tea does.

    Anyways, that's how I cut back my caffine intake.

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  114. Not Insensitve, but Allergic to coffee by OxfordRobotMan · · Score: 1

    Actually, I'm allergic to coffee. Not the caffeine, because I drink 2 liters of Diet Pepsi per day. But give me a good whiff of coffee and it will affect my entire gastro-intestinal system for a few days. Bad enough to have me running to the big white phone every few minutes for a few hours.

    1. Re:Not Insensitve, but Allergic to coffee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [ Bad enough to have me running to the big white phone every few minutes for a few hours. ]

      That's one hell of a "receiver"...

  115. Not easy but Cold Turkey works best by mr_lithic · · Score: 1
    When I was writing up my thesis at home, I was going through 4 to 5 pots a day. I eventually decided to stop and was not prepared for the consequences.

    You will get some serious headaches, which I guess is already happening, but also be prepared for muscle cramps.

    The headaches can be taken care of using regular painkillers. Use whatever you can - Ibuprofen, paracetemol, aspirin etc. For the muscle cramps use calcium and selenium.

    Coming off caffiene usually only takes a day or two, then you need to deal with the social pressures that got you drinking so much of the stuff in the first place.

  116. My Life With the Caffiene-Free Kult by fahrvergnugen · · Score: 1

    I kicked caffiene 2 years ago today, and let me tell you, it's one of the best things I've ever done. I sleep better, I have more (not less!) energy, and I'm more pleasant to be around in the morning. (For the record, it was merely movement from "asshole" to "tolerable," but still an improvement, to be sure)

    The only caffiene I take in anymore comes in the form of chocolate, Excedrin headache capsules, and decaf coffee. I miss Coca-Cola (caffiene free just doesn't taste right), but aside from that I'm really much, much happier without it in my life.

    Some prefer to forego soda altogether. I'm not one of them. You'll find yourself getting creative at the soda machine. Root beer & sprite/7-Up/Sierra Mist get old fast. Mixing the lemonade in with the sprite at the self-serve soda fountain gets you a sparkling super-sweet death beverage. Squirt is caffiene-free though, where you can find it. Various orange sodas are or are not caffienated. Barq's Root Beer IS caffienated, but Mug isn't. Hot chocolate actually has tons of caffiene, as I found out the hard way.

    Once it's been out of your system for a few months, you'll find yourself very, very sensitive to it. The aforementioned cup of hot chocolate left me bouncing off the walls like a 5-year-old for the better part of an afternoon.

    The only other detriment is that, like TiVO, it makes you a bit boring at parties for a while. The change in your life this seemingly innocuous thing you have done causes is so positive that you begin to evangelize and people don't talk to you about it for a little bit.

    You're in for a rough two or three weeks, but it's all worth it. Good luck.

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    Even Jesus hates listening to Creed.
  117. Make sure you drink enough water by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To kill -- or at least reduce -- the headaches, make sure you drink enough water. Works for most headaches, (hangovers too, but that's self-inflicted).

    What is enough water? Untill it makes you pee... ask for a desk near the toilets.

    Good luck.

    Maarten

  118. Wean yourself off by WolfVenge · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The best way I have found is to wean myself away. The biggest problem I faced was habitual. To this day, I like to have a hot cup of something to drink in the mornings, and throughout the day.

    The trick I found was to swap in a cup of hot tea to replace a regular cup of coffee, every now and again. Continue this until you feel your intake of caffeine is right. One cup of coffee, on average, has about 130 mg caffeine. The same amount of hot tea has about 40 mg caffeine. While you are trying hot tea, make sure to sample various different flavors of tea. Of the teas that are readily available in most American supermarkets, the brands made by Bigelow are very good samples.

    My personal favorite, also very common in Europe, is Earl Grey. Lipton makes a fairly decent pre-packaged variety of this tea.

  119. How I gave up caffeine by Noof · · Score: 1

    Over 2 weeks I gradually reduced the amount of real coffee I put into a cup and increased the amount of decaf until I had nothing but decaf. I then stopped decaf cold turkey as decaf still has some caffeine in it. I know people will think I am a wimp, but even stopping decaf gave me a headache.

  120. Why give up caffeine? by jjh37997 · · Score: 1

    Why gives up caffeine? It's not like cigarettes or crack which wreck your health. Study after study has found that people who consume caffeine actually have a lower risk of depression and suicide than those who abstain (Arch Intern Med. 1996;156:521-525). That same study also found no link between caffeine and stroke.

    I'd rather be awake and happy then sleepy and suicidal. Give me my caffeine baby!

  121. In the Army... by mansa · · Score: 1

    We see this all the time. I'm a company commander of a BCT Company (in the summer) and maybe 5~ of 220 kids have this problem. Most of the time the headaches are so bad they get kicked out. Otherwise they get 800mg Ibuprofen "horse pills", and tough it out.

    Typically, they're drinking 5-10 cans of soda / cups of coffee a day before they show up. It takes about 2 weeks for them to get back to "normal".

    CPT S

  122. Tea by szmccauley · · Score: 1
    Switch to tea as a form of patch. That way you still get the caffeine, but you can use it to break the habit of drinking coffee. If you're not in the habit of drinking tea it should be easier to get off it after a week or so, if you really want to eliminate caffeine altogether.

  123. try this by .@. · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Switch to Yerba Mate.

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    .@.
  124. Tea by digitalhermit · · Score: 1

    For medical reasons I had to drastically reduce my caffeine intake. On a typical day I was drinking 1 carafe (10 cups) of American coffee and maybe three or four cafe con leches. I started by substituting a cup of tea for each cup of coffee. No matter what some folks will tell you, garden variety Lipton or Nestea has no where near the amount of caffeine as an equivalent cup of American coffee (there are extra-caffeinated teas but I'm not talking about those).

    The problem with coffee is that it's a neverending cycle. Lots of coffee prevents you from getting a good sleep. In the morning you're not rested so need coffee. Throughout the day you snag another cup or two. Lather. Rinse. Repeat. By cutting out the coffee and drinking a small glass of water before sleeping you'll wake up more refreshed (and will wake up, since that water will go through you).

    Coffee can also act as a diuretic and you don't sleep as well when dehydrated. And despite what some chain letters may say about the benefits of water, your body does retain the majority of the H20 in a cup of coffee. For lontime coffee drinkers this percentage goes up.

    You can also try cutting the coffee with maybe half decaf. I can personally taste the hideous metallic bitterness of decaf so don't do this myself, but others don't seem to mind.

    You can also try substituing hot chocolate. Some chocolates have a good amount of caffeine so you'll have to check the labels. They generally have less caffeine than American coffee however.

    If it's not the caffeine that's bothering you, try a different brewing process.

  125. h3r3'5 k4rl by Deraj+DeZine · · Score: 1

    Today, Karl Malone wanna talk about coke. Seem all these folk getting abdicted to white powder. Now, Karl Malone know about the Trail Blazer and their drug problem, but at least they don't go around telling advertisement about how they all abdicted.

    See, here Karl Malone whole thang: if y'all are so eager to get rid of your money by spending it on buying coke and mountain brew, y'all should just use the money to see Karl Malone play basketball. It go to a good cause since I help other to fix onto the right course. Don't waste your money on drug. This here Karl Malone.

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    True story.
  126. Do it slowly by Strudelkugel · · Score: 1

    FWIW, you don't have to quit cold turkey. If you have 5 colas/coffees/etc per day, cut it down to four for a week or two, then three, then two... The other thing to know is that caffeine headaches seem to be triggered not just by quantity, but also by time interval during the day. So, as you cut down, don't just go from four coffees during the day to two in the morning - have one in the morning and one in the afternoon.

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  127. Are you sure you want to stop? by cavebear42 · · Score: 1

    My name's cavebear42, and I'm a caffeine addict. You see, I used to drink coke then I switched to Diet as that it has more caffeine and no calories. I currently drink 4-6 liters on the average day. If I haven't had one by 10AM, I get the splitting headaches, by 2PM I can't keep my hand steady enough to hold a screwdriver. When I realized it was a problem, I quit. A week of water and Aspirin (please note that most non-aspirin pain killers contain high amounts of caffeine) and it was all over. The problem then came from me not having the load of artificial energy, my friends all wanted to know why I seemed so down all the time (recommended counseling), my grades slipped, my boss told me that I was working too slow. Life was bad. Then I realized that caffeine is good. Sure, the $300/month soda budget kind of wears on you, but my quality of life makes up for any of the negatives. So as I crack a fresh one, Ethanms, I'll drink this one to you.

  128. Watch what you take for heazdaches... by drayzel · · Score: 1

    If you want to ween yourself away from caffiene make sure you read the labels of your headache meds before gulping a few pills down to cure that cafeinne rebound headache. Excedrine and many similar OTC meds have lots of caffeine in them.

    I'm not 100% convinced that caffeine is such a horrible substances to be addicted to, BUT I do think that if you rely on any such substance for your daily operation you should be concerned.

    Also if you absolutley NEED a pick me up and more energey try switching to something with Guarana, Yohimbe and Arginine like Sobe Energy drink... In my expirience it gives me a huge boost of energy but not the blahs and "addiction" that comes with caffiene. I only drink it maybe one or twice a month though.

    Another chunk of advice that works for me is to eat healthier, lots of fresh veggies and fruit to give a clean source of energy. It's not easy to eat lots of them but juicing helps.

    It may also be worth your time to examine WHY you are addicted to caffiene in the place and addressing THAT rather than just the cafeinne. Maybe less timeing browseing Slash at night and more ZZZ's would help? Is it a social excercise to sit around the coffee pot chatting with co-workers? Have the Coke, Mt. Dew, Pepsi, etc, etc, etc advertising gurus really sunk their claws that deep into you?


    ~Z

    P.S. I am addicted to sunflower seeds, Sioux City Cream Soda. BUT I am an expert at quiting... I do it almost every day!

  129. This worked for me... by di0s · · Score: 1

    However, it takes quite a bit of persistance and even more will-power:

    Drink lots of water.

    That's it. It took about two weeks to beat the headaches, irritability, and lack of energy, but it's worth it. I have plenty of energy now, my complexion is better, and am able to concentrate much better. Plus I save quite a bit on drinks.

  130. If not "just drink more" then how about... by ph1nn · · Score: 0

    Just drink less.

  131. Addiction Resolution... by zungu · · Score: 1

    Your problem is addiction to a thing. Coffee is just a symptom. Try this: Some tribal women in India have problems with weaning a kid from breast-feeding. So they smear their nips with a red color powder to make it look dangerous and scare the kid away. In the same way you can put some crazy things in coffee (black pepper, mustard sauce, leftover chicken broth, etc) to make coffee disgushting to you. Be creative! Make sure the coffee-concotion is disgusting. I mean do not get hooked to a coffee-mixed-piss! Slowly you will be weaned away, and be master of yourself again.

  132. watch more tv by sreid · · Score: 1

    the excellent mind numbing effects of tv will help you forget about where to find coffee that was my 2 cents..

  133. Tried and True by Quirk · · Score: 1

    Try the 12 steps used by alcoholic anonymous et al. I don't have any first hand experience but I do know the 12 step program has been around a long time and has helped a lot of folks. I personally welcome my caffine overlord.:)

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    "Academicians are more likely to share each other's toothbrush than each other's nomenclature."
    Cohen
  134. Give it three weeks by robson · · Score: 1

    That was my experience. I didn't stop wanting caffiene until about three weeks after I'd stopped. After that, no more headaches, no more cravings.

    And I felt a lot better. Going off caffiene halted a bunch of health problems I'd had for a long time. It turns out caffiene reduces the effectiveness of the body's immune system. Crazy.

  135. How to keep caffeine intake low ... by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

    So a lot of folks have talked about how to reduce intake, deal with the withdrawal, etc. But for those who are not as of yet addicted to caffeine, here's what I use to keep the amount I drink sane:

    1. I found quickly that the less caffeine I drank, the more 1 dose would do for me. I went from 1 soda being worth 1 hour of alertness to around 4 hours. So if you start feeling the urge at 8 AM, remember that it will cost you at 8 PM when the project is due the next day.

    2. Decaf, Decaf, Decaf, Decaf. (Geez, I'm starting to sound like Steve Balmer.) Separate out the habit of drinking coffee, tea, soda, whatever with the caffeine rush.

    3. Don't give yourself a reason to need to stay alert for more time continuously than you can reasonably handle. That means avoiding all-nighters, long days, and procrastination. If you aren't able to get the work done without caffeine, that means you have too much to do. Remember Scotty's method of reporting how long a task takes (The time it should take * 3).

    4. Remember that when on caffeine or other mind-altering substances you lose a bit of your judgement. Yes, you will feel more awake, but that segmentation fault error will be more obscure drugged late at night than it will the next morning.

    Hope this helps someone avoid becoming a coffee freak.

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  136. Apple Juice by Stonent1 · · Score: 1

    I read once that a large apple has the same wake-up power as a cup of coffee without caffeine. I don't know how it works though.

  137. Get the flu by legojenn · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I finally broke a caffeine addiction that I have had since University a decade ago. Just get sick so bad you are near death. You won't want to eat for days. Don't worry about the craving beacuse you will be only semi-conscious anyways and the kitchen, Bridgehead, Starbucks, etc will all be too far away. Even the smell of food, will make you run for the loo. When you get mobile, you will be dehydrated. You will probably prefer to drink water as it hydrates you, I mean it is its job. By the time you are feeling better, eating, moving, breathing, your body will have forgotten about coffee. Drink another one at your own peril and don't get a flu shot.

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    1. Re:Get the flu by Kargan · · Score: 1

      Good advice -- this is how I quit smoking. If having a cigarette makes you feel like the back of your throat is being worked over by a huge guy with a belt sander, you're not as inclined to smoke. It took a full 7 days before I had even remotely started to feel better, and by then I realized that I still had the same pack of cigarettes I bought a week and a half earlier. I took it as a sign to get out while I still could...

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    2. Re:Get the flu by Stephen+Maturin · · Score: 1

      This one works. For someone with nasty caffeine headaches when I'd wait an extra hour before my first cup, its amazing what a flu bug can do.
      I was down with the flu for 10 days and never even wanted coffee.
      And ditto on the flu shots. Damn things cost me two weeks and a boatload of money years ago. You're much better off taking my chances.

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      -- Cicero
    3. Re:Get the flu by dffuller · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up. I did the same thing. I was drinking 5 Cokes a day and went to drinking 2 a month. After the flu, I had absolutely no cravings for caffeine. Then I stupidly let myself get hooked again when I was working too many late nights. I will quit again next time I get the flu.

  138. Healthy way. by NilObject · · Score: 1

    Just substitute soda with orange juice or any other tangy fruit juice. Slowly start to switch over and soon enough you'll be addicted to OJ rather than soda. (And that's not TOO bad is it?) I'm a caffeine jinkie, though if I have orange juice or other tangy drink (even Sprite), I feel just fine.

  139. You can do it. by jdashton · · Score: 1
    1. Plenty of water - keep a full bottle at your desk and you can easily drink 2 or more litres each day.
    2. A little Advil - just to keep the withdrawal headaches down to a dull roar.
    Your cravings and headaches will be worse when you're mildly dehydrated. Drinking enough water and refilling the bottle will give you plenty of reasons to take breaks throughout the day.
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  140. Only way I did it ... by BMaximus · · Score: 0

    Cold turkey ... its the only way. You'll have a headache and feel sluggish for a day. Then it will be over. If the headaches get to bad take something for it but look at the label to make sure it has no cafine in it. Drink lots of water and stay away from sodas, the sodium could make the headaches worse.

    Just my two cents,

    BMax

  141. try Yerba Mate' instead! by taswitzer · · Score: 1

    drink it all day long! http://www.guayaki.com/
    (and take ginko biloba 3 times a day)

    1. Re:try Yerba Mate' instead! by Hettch · · Score: 1

      I totally agree.

      Except, i wouldn't recommend guayaki, it sometimes has a plastic taste to me. Anything from Las marias (taragui is my favorite) is better.

      Yerba Mate (usually just called mate and pronounced with a long a at the end instead of rhyming with hate) is the national drink of Argentina. It contains no caffeine and energized you but also calms you. I've been drinking it for a while now. Highly recommend as a coffee alternative. Google for a bit and you'll find tons of sites selling it.

    2. Re:try Yerba Mate' instead! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. It's the only alternative to caffeine that's allowed me to wean off coffee, and I share it with EVERYbody now. Damn.

  142. work yourself down and off of it by wolf_m16 · · Score: 0

    I used to drink lots of soda, but I gradually worked how much I drank everyday down to 1-3 cans of cola a day... If I want cola later then I will drink decaf coffee in the morning, etc

    its much easier this way

  143. Beating caffeine by introverted · · Score: 1

    It's not easy, but you can do it.

    I gave up caffeine for about six months at one point for fear that it was exacerbating another problem. (It turned out to be unrelated, but that's way off topic.)

    What worked for me was to stop the caffeine intake on a Friday evening. For me, it was easy to drink water on Saturday and Sunday. By Monday, the caffeine was out of my system.

    There's a couple things to be aware of though. First, I suppose this should be obvious, but you're gonna need to sleep more. Get in the habit of going to bed before midnight. It gets easier after a while.

    Next, find something else to drink. Ice water's a good place to start, but it gets boring. I'd suggest you avoid the non-caffienated sodas, that makes it too tempting to grab a caffienated one.

    Finally, tell your friends you're quitting caffiene. If they're good friends, they'll make sure you stay on the straight and narrow.

    Good luck.

  144. Why? by lelitsch · · Score: 1

    Ok, not being quite serious, but I loooove my java. Actually, I had a pretty bad case of it when I got out of the army. 72 hour shifts and the hurry up and wait life of a paramedic. At it's worst, I had a 15 cups a day habbit. That also made sure that I was pretty hyped on the 4 am emergency calls.
    You won't get around feeling like shit for the first few days when you start cutting down, but coffee is not crack cocaine, and it will be over in a few days to a week. The best advice I can give is not to do it in your normal environment, or while you are at work. Take one week off, go somewhere where you don't have access to a coffee maker 24/7 and do something fun. I went on a hiking trip, but diving lessions, vegetating on a sunny beach, or going on a guided tour of Italy also worked for some of my addicted friends. And remember, get a cup if you get the shakes, but try sticking to the smallest one you can find.

    The only remaining problem seems to be that I developed caffeine insensitivity. I still love the taste (ILLY RULES!!!!), but I can have a few cups of coffee or Diet Coke and go straight to bed nowadays.

  145. have you tried tea? by thomas_klopf · · Score: 1

    I cut back on the coffee, down to one or two cups a day. I don't think you need to go cold-turkey - I still like a cup of coffee in the morning, just like the Folger's commercial says ;).

    I would cut down to one cup a day - that helps with the headache thing, at least with me. It's not like quitting smoking, where you're spitting vomit and your head is spinning in a couple of hours. You might get a headache towards the end of the day, but I guess you have to deal with it to a certain point :).

    Also, I started drinking herbal/fruit tea in the afternoon instead of coffee. It takes care of that "I need to drink something hot" fix, sans caffiene. Now I'm addicted to tea, but I haven't seen any white warnings on the side of tea boxes lately, so I guess it's okay :).

  146. I Used Natural Nincova Root To Kick The Habit! by ljavelin · · Score: 1

    Natural Nincova Root is what I used to kick the cafeine habit.

    Natural Nincova Root worked for me by increasing my body's natural cleaning processes, and by removing harmful beta impurities which slowed me down and gave me headaches, cancer, and a violent temperment.

    Since I've been taking Natural Nincova Root, I've been feeling great! I'm level headed, happier, and feel so much cleaner after getting out of the bathroom. My doctor thought I was crazy when I told him my health problems had disappeared ... but THEN he said that there was no evidence of cancer in my body!!!

    I have more friends, lost those ugly love handles, and I just got promoted because my boss says that I'm focusing more!

    Try Natural Nincova Root, I hear that some company is giving away a FREE 60 day supply if you buy a year's worth! Natural Nincova Root is worth every penny!

    1. Re:I Used Natural Nincova Root To Kick The Habit! by CrosseyedPainless · · Score: 1

      Ron Popiel? Is that you? Love the infomercials!

    2. Re:I Used Natural Nincova Root To Kick The Habit! by PacoTaco · · Score: 1
      I'm waiting for the Ask Slashdot about how to kick the Natural Nincova Root habit.

      By the way, if you don't feel clean after getting out of the bathroom you're definitely doing something wrong.

  147. Some suggestions by Starky · · Score: 1
    From someone who's cut back considerably over the last few years, my advice is borne of experience.


    Try cutting back now but don't sweat it too much. Particularly if you have deadlines looming or other external factors that will make it difficult, trying to kick an addiction when you are under pressure is damn near impossible.


    Wait until an opportune moment. You are going on vacation for a week or two. Or spending some time visiting family in another state. It should be some point at which you anticipate pressure will be very low and you will be in a new environment that takes you away from the habits that reinforce your current addiction.


    Then as you approach the time away, start cutting back. The idea is to try to wean yourself mostly away from the substance before you depart. Then use the low-stress time away to quit cold turkey.


    In 10 days or so you should be over the physical addiction. That is not the hard part but it is an important step.


    The hard part comes when you come back. Think about what kinds of things reinforce your addiction, and alter your habits and schedule to minimize your cravings.


    Also if you are truly physically addicted, you should probably just accept the fact that you'll be craving the substance to some degree for the rest of your life. However, after 30 days or so, provided you minimize the psychological triggers that tend to contribute to your addiction, the cravings should be manageable.


    Good luck!

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  148. Best ways to get rid of addiction by hummassa · · Score: 1

    #1: 12-step program. works, really works. I have direct contact with two "programme" people: my mom (got rid of 1 pack of cigarretes that she smoked everyday for 42 years); her husband is an AA and did not drink for the last 20+ years.

    #2: sheer willpower. My dad got rid of smoke (smoked half a pack per day for 20+ years) this way. I smash my caffeine habit when it becomes very nasty this way. Beware: the return rate here is much higher then #1... My case: I stayed caffeine-free (no colas, no coffee, no cocoa, etc) for a full year. but today, I drink at least 1 liter of coffee everyday, or else, the same symptoms you described appear.

    Hope I have helped.

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    It's better to be the foot on the boot than the face on the pavement. ~~ tkx Kadin2048
  149. I have kicked the habbit, a few times :) by Apoptosis66 · · Score: 1

    I have gotten myself off of caffine a few times. Each time with exactly the headaches your describing.

    My hypothisis is that the headaches are caused by dehydration that caffine masks. I have noticed that if I drink a big glass of water every hour for the first two days of withdraw the headaches don't come.

    Just a side note, things I noticed when I get off caffine. First, I am way less irritable. I was known to be short tempored, this virtually stopped when I stopped drinking caffine. Second, I don't think you go into REM sleep when your on heavy caffine. My dreams are not as vivid. As soon as I get off caffine, my dreams become very vivid, so much so I can get up in the morning and write them down. Lack of REM sleep would also explain why you feel so much more rested after going off caffine.

  150. Dirt Simple by limekiller4 · · Score: 1

    Oh, this is a no-brainer.

    You say that the problems only start after a day or more of abstinence, right? So indulge! No more problem!

    There are plenty of third-world kids who never get to enjoy that little twitch, my friend.

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    My .02,
    Limekiller
  151. Quality Coffee is the trick by Aj · · Score: 1

    Caffeine is the cure, not the problem!!

    I am a firm believer that caffeine stops headaches.

    If I were you, I would just drink my coffee earlier in my routine, so that I stop my headache faster.

    Seriously tho, if you buy High quality coffee (I buy mine here) , you will find you can go days without, and not get headaches. I drink the espresso supa crema - a very strong and dark blend - brilliant taste, and never get headaches from not having it.

    So to recap,

    Drink Top Quality Beans like the espresso supa crema from those guys above

    This will allow your body to adjust, and should allow you to get off of it easier.

  152. Take up running! by isoga · · Score: 1

    Its time for a new years resolution anyway!

  153. Addictive by design by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most drinks, like most cigarettes or pet foods, are addictive by design (ie, drugs). Quit drinking that shit and get real coffee instead.
    I drank for years up to 10 cups/day of real italian not decaffeinated coffee and when I decided to stop I simply did it without any problems.

  154. pretty simple by Mike+Bridge · · Score: 1

    i just stopped intaking anything with caffiene in it, carbonated beverages, non-carbonated beverages (cocoa, coffe, teas), foods with it (chocolate, etc), after about 4 days i was fine. /shrug.

  155. Gradual Reduction by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Its not that hard to grasp..

    Just dont drink so much .. reduce it each day until you dont drink any...

    Works for most chemical addictions.

    Oh, you also have to WANT to get off... if not, dont bother.

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  156. Quitting drinking coffee's easy... by Munra · · Score: 1

    Quitting drinking coffee's easy. I've done it thousands of times. Manta PS. Old joke, for the humour impaired.

  157. Even better by mijok · · Score: 1

    Mineral water. IMHO that's the perfect substitute for coffee - especially in the morning. It gives the perfect wake-up effect even faster since it's carbonated and thus "feels" even more refreshing than just water. But if you're addicted to the taste of coffee you can try decaf but especially if you're used to drinking coffee black it won't taste very good (it tastes better with a lot of milk but then the taste is nowhere near that of black coffee, of course).

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  158. here's what I do... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I notice I'm getting addicted to caffeine again, I start drinking water... Then when the inevitable headache comes, I just take 1/2 dose of Excedrin Migraine. It contains some caffeine (But 1/2 dose is less than what is in a soft drink, I think). Anyway. One day of drinking water and taking one half dose of Excedrin and I've beat it.

  159. How my mom did it by Mark_in_Brazil · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My mother was a serious caffeine addict, but didn't know it. She did know she was consuming a lot, and decided to stop. When she stopped, she started getting really bad headaches. It didn't take her long to figure out that caffeine made the headaches go away and not taking caffeine would invite them back. Her solution was remarkable for its simplicity and ingenuity. It was true nerd solution, but not produced by a nerd (I think the nerdiness alleles passed to me by my parents were recessive, but got the chance to shine and show what they could do in me).
    Here's what Mom did...
    She was buying coffee beans and grinding them herself. She got some decaf beans. She started with almost all non-decaf beans and just a little bit of decaf, ground them together, and made her coffee normally. After that, over the course of a few weeks, she ramped up the decaf percentage (ramping down the caffeine-filled beans at the same time, of course). After those weeks were over, she was drinking almost pure decaf, and then the transition to 100% decaf (or thereabouts-- the decaffeination process is not perfect and is probably worse in whole beans than in grounds due to the relatively low surface area) was easy.
    Mom's body apparently reacted to changes in caffeine dosage like the famous frog in a pot of hot water. I've been told (usually in the context of a discussion on eroding civil liberties) about an experiment that showed that if you put a frog into a pot of really hot water, the frog feels the high temperature and just hops out. On the other hand, if you put the frog in a pot of cool water and start gently heating it, the frog does not notice the gradual temperature changes and ends up dying when the water gets hot enough. Similarly, when Mom tried to go from lots of caffeine to zero caffeine, her body freaked out, and she had to suffer through splitting headaches. On the other hand, when she gradually ramped down her caffeine dosage, the body was able to adjust to the small changes, and she was able to go to full decaf without headaches.

    BTW, I was forced to quit caffeine toward the end of the Fall quarter of my 2nd year in grad school. At the time, I was drinking multiple 2-liter bottles of Diet Coke at home every day, plus several coffees and Diet Cokes on campus. I had to drink Diet Coke; if I'd consumed the same volume of regular Coke, I would have weighed about 900 pounds. Anyway, I started having serious problems with my stomach. Basically, my entire upper digestive system would convulse like I was vomiting, but nothing would come up. The Doctor asked me if this might be stress-related, and I laughed and told him I didn't know. He understood-- I was never NOT under stress, so I had no control for comparison. Well, he suggested a really bland diet, cutting out a whole bunch of things I consumed regularly. I looked at it and thought "I can either start eating like a very old man at age 23, or I can drop the one thing I know I'm abusing." I quit caffeine cold turkey. At the time, I already had a cold. The next week was a living Hell. I had headaches that made me want to scream, plus the symptoms of the cold, plus the lovely symptoms of the effects of the caffeine on my stomach. Oh yeah... and I had my final problem sets and the preparation for finals. Ugh. But I did get over it. The cold cleared up in the normal time for a cold, and the headaches only lasted a week or so. The symptoms of the damage to my stomach, on the other hand, lingered for years. I can now drink a guarana (Brazilian soft drink made from a berry that naturally contains caffeine) or really strong coffee and not have to heave and retch. But for years, I couldn't. Beware the dangers of caffeine, everyone.

    Anyway, for anyone who doesn't HAVE to quit caffeine RIGHT NOW and can take a few weeks to try to do it right, I recommend trying my mother's approach-- ramping down the non-decaffeinated portion of your coffee from 100% to 0% gradually, over the course of a few weeks. It worked for Mom.

    --Mark

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  160. Is it really caffeine addiction? by Alex · · Score: 1

    It sounds like it could be dehydration, are you drinking 2/3 liters of water per day?

    Have you stopped drinking caffinated products, and not replaced the liquid with something else?

    Alex

  161. learn how to say 'no thanks' by Ernest · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty sure that's how most people get their shots of caffein (me included). This is how it goes :

    The pressure is high, the pot is within reach, It's hard to resist, you might just manage but ... the stupid collegue unhelpfully opens his mouth to say : "want some as wel ?"

    I know is hard, but learn how to say : "later maybe", "Not right now, thanks", "nah, just had some" or the more final "No thanks"

    The other thing to do at work is to NEVER ASK OTHER PEOPLE IF THEY WANT SOME COFFEE WHENEVER YOU TAKE SOME!!! Otherwise you could put them in a position to accept coffee while in fact they don't want it. Everybody should take care of his own addiction.

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  162. Just stop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've quit a lot of things. Caffeine was the easiest. It's easy to quit because the addiction is mostly physical. You'll have to put up with some headaches and maybe drowsiness for a little while, but aside from that you'll be OK. Compare this to, say, quitting smoking. That shit is hard! Cravings drove me mad for weeks. Every other thought was, "I want a cigarette right now." That doesn't happen with caffeine. You just have to endure a little physical pain and then you're free.

  163. it's easy, i've done it by metalmario · · Score: 1

    next week drink one cup less than usually. the following week drop another cup, etc. it's hard to get rid of it quickly, but lower the amount of caffeine you take little by little. the same applies to food if you want to get rid of extra kilos. i lost six kilos in six months pretty easily by leaving few candy bars away and few extra sandwitches...

  164. How I dumped it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Last time I had a toothache, I was drinking mostly water and decided I was quitting caffeine and sugar. (was drinking a 2liter of pepsi per day) Next day I had nothing but caffeine free diet pepsi in the house. I don't know what did it other than a decision. (and as someone mentioned, the extra pain and misery from something other than the withdrawal helped)

    The only advice I can think of is just decide to do it. (I wish that worked for other things in life...) Find something you can handle drinking instead of coffee or softdrinks.

    I noticed a weird psychological effect ... after I stopped drinking normal pepsi which is in a blue bottle usually, I found I wanted that blue bottle instead of the ugly gold one for diet caffeine free... what was in it didn't matter, just doesn't feel right.

    Oh, and I've stuck to it for about 6 or 7 months now.

  165. Addiction by PrintError · · Score: 1

    I was addicted to Bawls for a few years until I decided to cut back. I started eating Altoids instead whenever I felt the craving for caffeine. I ended up healthier and eat better, unaddicted to caffeine, and grew 2 cavities.

    Damn Altoids are half sugar!

  166. here's a suggestion by abhisarda · · Score: 2, Insightful

    drink tea!
    Im not kidding. Instead of giving up coffee completely..
    substitute one cup(or 2) of coffee with tea the first week... and so on until you're drinking only tea.
    And then gradually cut down to 3 cups of tea a day.

    Look around for good quality tea). You might have to experiment a bit.
    For caffeine and flavor, I'd suggest black tea. You can make it the same way you make coffee
    but strain the concoction a second time through the filter.

    Understand that caffeine and sugar are a killer combination. Both of
    these(alongwith a sedentary lifestyle) accelerate the onset of diabetes.

    1. Re:here's a suggestion by mstockman · · Score: 1

      Tea has less caffeine than coffee, but it can still be significant, especially if you drink upwards of 5-6 pots a day. I get hideous caffeine withdrawal without it and tea is my only caffeine source.

      Besides, even better than that Amazon link for good quality tea is Upton Tea Imports. They even have good gift sets and starter kits, just like any other good pusher... ;-)

    2. Re:here's a suggestion by Kent+Recal · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure whether switching from one addiction to another is really what he wants to do.

      I know some people who are passionate tea-drinkers but at least one has told me it can become an addiction no less than coffee.

      I don't drink much coffee nor tea myself (but am hooked on the cigs..) but when I do I notice they give me a similar buzz (esp. black or green tea).

      Well, guess it also depends on what kinda tea you drink and how you make it. That's a science of its own after all.

    3. Re:here's a suggestion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd recommend a good quality Earl Grey or Orange Spice Green tea if you have a taste for sweeter drinks.

    4. Re:here's a suggestion by lobsterGun · · Score: 1

      Tea is great stuff. I espescially like the Organic Chai Cinamon from Uncle Lee's Tea.

      A nice cup of tea with a bit of milk and honey really takes the sting out of a stressful afternoon.

    5. Re:here's a suggestion by eap · · Score: 1
      drink tea!

      I've found that tea has fewer negative affects than coffee, such as abdominal cramping. Tea seems to be less of a diuretic, meaning you don't end up as dehydrated and "hung over" a the end of the day after drinking tea. In addition, black teas supposedly have antioxidants which are actually beneficial, though I'm not sure how thoroughly evaluated these claims are.

      If you decide to go with tea, make sure to do it right. Nothing will turn you off from tea faster than a crappy bag of Lipton in a cup of lukewarm water, as most restaurants in the US serve it. Read the late Douglas Adams' treatise on how to brew a cup of tea properly.

      Also, pick a good brand. I have found none better than Taylor's of Harrogate* (made in the UK but available at fancy us grocery stores) Earl Grey**. I think the Starbucks brand (Tazo) is too bitter and astringent. Get the loose leaf variety of Taylor's (not teabags) and add 1.5-2 teaspoons per cup to a warmed french press. Pour in nearly boiling water and let sit for about 3-4 minutes. Serve in a warmed teacup with a wedge of lemon or lime***.

      You'll end up with something that gives you an entirely different feeling than coffee -- mellow, yet envigorating.

      * I don't work for or represent Taylor's of Harrogate, just a customer.
      **Try the Lapsang Souchong flavor, which is smoked tea. Great for the wintertime.
      ***You will find it is vastly superior to the Earl Grey with lemon most replicators produce.

  167. Taper off first by waveman · · Score: 1

    1. Taper off your consumption to 2-3 cups per day and then quit.

    2. Expect to have headaches for a couple days.

    3. Expect to feel sleepy for a week.

    4. Expect to feel somewhat lowe in energy for up to six weeks.

    Then you will feel normal.

    Coffee does not give you any more energy. It just allows you to have some control over when you have the energy. If you have an important meeting or a tough bug, a cup of coffee is great. (Not as good as a cigarette but tobacco is baaad medicine).

  168. If you're going to go 'cold turkey' .... by Crypto+Gnome · · Score: 1
    Why not go visit the great-outdoors? Take yourself camping for a few days
    • see the outdoors
    • breathe the fresh air
    • get yourself physically away from the readily-available caffeinated products
    • have some exercise (ideally, get yourself exhausted by the end of the day)
    • pack nothing but good wholesome food
    • bring along some kind of headache remedy, but keep in mind some of them have CAFFEINE added
    And no I'm not a tree-hugger, just recomending a "get yourself where caffeine is impossible" solution if you choose to go the "zero caffeine intake" route.

    Back in the day, I would drink up to 3 StarBux Tripple-Venti-Lattes daily. Although (for some reason) I never had the 'addiction' issues/symptoms. On the flipside, I once went caffeine cold-turkey for an entire month, just for the hellavit. No headache/etc, nor was I more irritable than my usual self (apparently).
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  169. RE: ADD and caffeine by rdilallo · · Score: 1

    About a year ago, I decided to "officially" get diagnosed with ADD. My doctor asked me when I first noticed that I had a problem staying focused. I told him that I quit drinking coffee during the day. He told me that people with ADD usually find that they concentrate better when drinking coffee, because the caffeine keeps them "stimulated".

    If you're like me, you'll just end up replacing one stimulant for another. If you decide to "kick the habit", you might find out that there was a reason why that caffeine was so good!

  170. Tylenol 222s from Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I decided to give up coffee I bought some 222s in Canada. They have 300mgs of aceteminophine, 15mgs of caffeine and 8mgs of codeine. Take one of these in the morning for about 3 days and you will be fine.

    Worked for me.

    1. Re:Tylenol 222s from Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just recently discovered the benefits of codeine for hard-to-beat headaches (ie, sleeping in too long in the AM). Works like a charm, whereas acetominophen by itself never really fixes it.

    2. Re:Tylenol 222s from Canada by jefdiesel · · Score: 1

      Hmm.. Heroin would work great too..

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  171. It beats... by feagle814 · · Score: 1

    That sure beats getting off of Allegra. Imagine it... 3 straight days of nothing but horrible, HORRIBLE severe itching that's never sated by scratching. Absolute torture that.

    I've been off Allegra for 2 months now. I can finally live again!

  172. Just tough it out. by TheF00 · · Score: 1

    I was a major caffeine addict for many many years. One day I just decided to quit cold turkey and let me tell you i felt horrible for about 3 days. After that it started getting easier, and now I feel 10 times better without all the caffeine. Before I quit when i got up in the morning i felt terrible and groggy until i got that first jolt of caffeine. Now when i get up after a quick shower I'm ready for the day. Other than the occasional coke.. (maybe one every two weeks) I've been caffeine free for about 6 months now.

    What I find hard is that its not always easy to find non-caffeinated drinks where i work. We do have bottled water in the office, but the only place to eat close by only has caffeinated drinks.. and in Florida you don't drink the tap water unless you are really brave. Since I work on an air force base (cape canaveral / KSC) there aren't many other choices to eat other than to travel off base. So i have started bringing my own drinks to work and keeping them in the fridge, and just bringing the food back to the office to eat. Sure.. its a little extra trouble, but without all that caffeine... its worth it..

    I feel 10 times better and get twice as much done in the morning, while all my co-workers are still dragging around the office waiting for the caffeine to kick in.

  173. Advice from a former addict. by thesupraman · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, I gave up all caffiene about 4 years ago, and am very thankful. it has made my life a lot better IMHO.
    I was at a dangerous point (unless people think a whole packet of nodoze-plus in one go is normal..) and just decided to stop.
    Now I am ultra sensitive to caffiene, but just don't need it. It is a very bad physically addictive drug.

    My advice - avoid sugar as a substitute - you can get diet caffiene free cock for example (well, here in NZ anyway).

    Also avoid chocolate, coffee, many caffinated soft drinks, most energy drinks, tea, and any form of 'diet' pill.

    decaf coffee and tea can help, but keep the amount down, BREAKING the addiction is the aim.

    It took me about 3 weeks cold turkey to get back to 'normal'. Asprin and Neurofin in moderate quantities are your friends during this time (NOT paracetamol, it is bad for you!)

    Don't try and wind down the amount - caffiene addiction cannot be addressed like that, the physical addiction will not leave untill your body is clean of it.

    Once it's gone, it's not that hard to avoid.

    Good luck!

    1. Re:Advice from a former addict. by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 1

      caffeine free cock?

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    2. Re:Advice from a former addict. by the_mad_poster · · Score: 1

      ...you can get diet caffiene free cock for example (well, here in NZ anyway).

      Freudian slip?

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    3. Re:Advice from a former addict. by JackHart · · Score: 1

      diet caffiene free cock? Freudian slip....?

    4. Re:Advice from a former addict. by mlh1996 · · Score: 1

      Yeah...but only in NZ

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    5. Re:Advice from a former addict. by Joeslop · · Score: 1

      >>you can get diet caffiene free cock for example (well, here in NZ anyway).

      Obviously, NZ has very odd ways of dealing with caffiene...

  174. water is your friend by neptuneb1 · · Score: 1

    Drink water. LOTS of water. Any time I feel the need to kick my Coke (of the Cola variety) habit, I just carry around a 1-liter nalgene bottle and make a point of finishing it at least once per hour. The more water you drink, the less of a headache you'll have.

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  175. I'm sure it's been said... by cuyler · · Score: 1

    But as much encouragement as possible is always good.

    This of course, is all in my own experience.

    I used to drink 6-8 cans of coke a day - if I missed drinking for any period of time (14 hours or so) I could feel it. I drank coke in the morning to avoid the headaches. One day I just stopped. I haven't touched a soft drink in almost two years.

    The best advice I can say, is never faulter. If you allow yourself to fail once, then it is opening the door and welcoming failure in the future.

    With any practice of conviction (such as not wanting to have sex before marriage), I find that if you make a decision while you are level headed (no hormones or addictions to please) and put that thought into your mind when you find yourself tested by temptation and find your decision wavering you can always go back to the thought you had before and know that in an emotional state you don't always make the right decisions.

    For me, this works. Anything that I decide to change in myself I always do cold-turkey. For others, I know they can't do it this way. Good luck to you.

  176. Cold turkey ain't just for Thanksgiving Leftovers! by CapnCarrot · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I tried to taper off caffeene for about a year. I went from 2 20oz bottles of Mtn Dew to 1, then one half. Suddenly I was back up to two again. Finally I just quit cold turkey. It sucked mightily, I got the caffeene headaches, etc. After about a week I was ok. Now I just drink water or juice at work.

  177. Moderation by ducomputergeek · · Score: 1
    I love coffee. I typicall work 3 - 4 hours aday in a local coffee shop. It got to the point that if I had more than 3 cups in a day I'd start to get jittery and my heart would race. I usually buy the "bottomless cup" for 2 bucks and get a loaded cup to start the day, then switch usually I will have one more cup of cafinated coffee and back to decafe.

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  178. Good k5 article by MicroBerto · · Score: 1

    This story on k5 from -- wow -- 3 years ago already... is quite a good one! Checket out

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  179. Out of StartBucks grounds by JohnnyGTO · · Score: 1

    ... out of money :-( out of luck. So I quit on Monday. Wicked headache till this morning, now its just a gentle stabbing pain.

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  180. Theanine by GNT · · Score: 1

    People,

    The caffeine in tea doesn't do anything because it's opposed by theanine.

    Just take a couple theanine capsules a day for a week and you will be in the clear while you drop your caffeine intake.

    No fuss, no muss and no caffeine withdrawal...

  181. Why fight it? by churchie · · Score: 0

    I'm an addict, and I wear my addiction badge proudly.

  182. Fast (don't eat) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't eat until at least midday. That will quell the headache. Be around people and stay active; engage in something!

    For the long term i don't know. Hanging around nerds is probably bad, as mostly they drink coffee. I wonder, are there any great hackers who don't drink it?

    Sometimes it seems to me that the internet, the whole tech revolution, perhaps even the industrial revolution, was caused by coffee.

    Maybe a change of career is in order.

    Simon.

  183. My experience by harks · · Score: 3, Funny

    I've found that its much much easier to quit caffeine than nicotine or alcohol, because the withdrawal symptoms are not much more than a headache and they go away relatively soon.

    A funny story, a friend of mine had a huge caffeine addiction (drank 20 or so cans of Coke a day) and decided to quit.... he was telling me about how he never has any caffeine any more while drinking his huge iced tea. I asked him about the iced tea, and he had no idea it was caffeinated. "Maybe thats why after I quit drinking Coke, I started drinking a ton of iced tea!"

    So be sure to know that caffeine is found in a bunch of stuff, like tea and chocolate.

  184. Addiction to Coca-Cola by Natchswing · · Score: 5, Informative
    I myself had a similar problem. During my college years I was doing about one 2-liter bottle of Coca-Cola a day. I never drank water, just downed coke when I was thirsty. If I went for some time without having any it would give me a nasty headache but drinking it wasn't friendly on my stomach either. But, living off a few hours of sleep per night for a few years straight will do that to you.

    One day I just made the decision to stop. I went through about a week solid headache but after that the craving was gone, it really wasn't hard to get rid of.

    A year later I couldn't find anything to drink but a coke so I tried one and couldn't stand the taste. At this point I don't think I could ever drink Coke again, the taste is just nasty.

    Over time I finally moved myself to mostly water. Being a sugar addict also it took a little while to get used to drinking water. Water works well as an appetite suppressant as well as keeping you well hydrated. Your headaches may not be due to lack of caffeine as much as lack of water.

    The downfall is that you run to the bathroom more than anybody you know. But to trade that for less headaches, a happier stomach, and overall better health was definitely worth it. You'll find that drinking water instead of anything else will make you feel better. I found that feeling better was a big contributing factor to me being more productive, both at work and at home.

    Take a week and make sure you are well hydrated. WELL hydrated. A glass an hour. If your urine is almost clear you're doing well. If you get into too much water it may be good to replenish yourself with a sports beverage once in a while.

    That's another issue. When I drank coke all the time I thought Gatorade was too bland and didn't have any flavor. After a few months of dedicating myself to water a glass of gatorade tastes like pure sugar to me. Suddenly I don't crave sweets as much. Cakes, cookies, candy - they all seem a bit overpowering.

    All these positive things just from dropping the sugar and drinking water. Everybody was stunned when I first went to a restaurant and ordered water. Even I felt odd. Now it is just the obvious choice, everything else tastes far too sweet.

    Give it a try and let me know how it works for you!

    1. Re:Addiction to Coca-Cola by divec · · Score: 1
      Everybody was stunned when I first went to a restaurant and ordered water. Even I felt odd. Now it is just the obvious choice, everything else tastes far too sweet.

      When I've done that, the response from the waiter has usually been, "pardon?" I've often wondered if they're trained to do that, to "shame" diners into buying a drink which costs money. But probably it's just because it's fairly unusual.

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    2. Re:Addiction to Coca-Cola by blisspix · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I was also a Coca-Cola addict. I was drinking three cans a day which isn't a massive amount but if I skipped one, I noticed right away.

      I now drink a litre of water a day and have a couple of cups of tea, and one orange juice. I *like* having to go to the bathroom more often because it gets me out of my chair and gives my eyes a break from the computer.

      I went cold turkey and the headaches lasted about a week. I suffer migraines and sinus headaches fairly regularly anyway so it was pretty painful during that time.

      The other plus is that I am less bloated from drinking carbonated beverages.

      Now I just need to drink less beer...

    3. Re:Addiction to Coca-Cola by King_TJ · · Score: 1

      Actually, I've tried switching to water - and it just didn't do it for me. I will agree with your statement that most people don't drink enough water though. I started having horrible leg cramps at night, and finally realized that it was due to being dehydrated! I make a habit of drinking several dixie cups of water right before bed now - and voila, no more cramps.

      In fact, it's this whole dehydration thing that now motivates me to occasionally buy a bottled water when I stop someplace, instead of automatically grabbing a soda. I never got to where soda tastes "too sweet" to me, but I try to mix things up now and then.

    4. Re:Addiction to Coca-Cola by twitter · · Score: 1
      That's another issue. When I drank coke all the time I thought Gatorade was too bland and didn't have any flavor. After a few months of dedicating myself to water a glass of gatorade tastes like pure sugar to me. ... Everybody was stunned when I first went to a restaurant and ordered water.

      Too bad you can't enjoy a coke from time to time. It's not bad before dinner or as a treat. It's not really good with anything but the nastiest of food like ground up downer cows in hot-dog or hamburger shape.

      Now that you can taste things again, you might enjoy tea, wine and other nice stuff.

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    5. Re:Addiction to Coca-Cola by jjshoe · · Score: 1

      Urine color is not an accurate measure of your fluid levels. One example you can find many more on google.

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    6. Re:Addiction to Coca-Cola by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh come on, at least READ your references:
      "Conditions listing symptoms: Urine color changes: The following list of conditions have 'Urine color changes' or similar listed as a symptom in our database. This computer-generated list may be inaccurate or incomplete. Always seek prompt professional medical advice about the cause of any symptom.
      [...]
      D
      Dehydration ... Dark colored urine"

      Well well! Ain't that just what he was saying?

    7. Re:Addiction to Coca-Cola by dbIII · · Score: 3, Insightful
      A year later I couldn't find anything to drink but a coke so I tried one and couldn't stand the taste.
      I found it an acquired taste. For the first year I couldn't stand it unless it had alcohol in it, but now I like it far too much. I didn't drink it until I was an adult, and it worries me a bit to see people giving coke to young children in prams - a bit of caffiene probably has a significant affect on someone that small.
    8. Re:Addiction to Coca-Cola by jjshoe · · Score: 1

      vitamin b can cause your urine to go dark. So your implying if my urine is dark i MUST be dehyrated. Bzt, wrong.

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    9. Re:Addiction to Coca-Cola by fiftyfly · · Score: 1

      If the only thing that's changed in your diet is volume of water then it's a reasonable assumption that a change in urine color is an associated phenomena

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    10. Re:Addiction to Coca-Cola by RevAaron · · Score: 1

      Really? I often get just water or water and pop/lemonade at a meal, at most meals. A lot of times about half of the folks have just water and the other half have coffee or pop.

      But then again, I live in Minnesota, land of 15k lakes. I've got 10% of the world's freshwater visible from my apartment. So perhaps it's not so weird up here.

      That said, I wouldn't probably get water if it cost money. Unless I was thirsty and not just wanting something to drink for its own sake.

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    11. Re:Addiction to Coca-Cola by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      This is similar to what I went through.
      I was addicted to Dr Pepper (8 of those 16 ounce bottles daily was average for me) among other caffeine drinks. I decided to quit. So I read up on what people go through for caffeine withdrawal and saw that around 3 days was average for the headaches. I then stopped cold turkey and had headaches for 3 days. After that, I was fine. Caffeine free for nearly 20 years now.

      I think the most important part of beating the withdrawal symptoms was knowing what they would be and how long they would last AHEAD OF TIME. I didn't do anything to reduce the headaches. I just told myself "only a couple more days left" and understood it as my body's reaction to the withdrawal. Knowing that the pain will last a certain known amount of time helps reduce the pain. I'm pretty sure there was some underlying psychology at work there. (Me: "Hey brain, I'm gonna stop caffeine and I expect to have 3 days of headaches." Brain: "No problem, coming right up.")

    12. Re:Addiction to Coca-Cola by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Weird. Here in Atlanta, Coca-Cola's home turf, most people I know order water or sweet tea with their meals. No one even blinks if you order water, though most people order it as "just water."

    13. Re:Addiction to Coca-Cola by slim · · Score: 1

      When I've done that, the response from the waiter has usually been, "pardon?" I've often wondered if they're trained to do that, to "shame" diners into buying a drink which costs money. But probably it's just because it's fairly unusual.

      On my first trip to the States in 2000, I was delighted at the habit in most diners across the Midwest and South West, of bringing you a glass of iced water as soon as you were seated, without asking, before you even see the menu.

      That, to me, was a great example of how America knows how to run a great Service industry. I haven't noticed it so much in other parts of the USA, so I think it might be related to climate (when you step out of the Arizona sun, you need a cold drink, and fast).

      I seem to recall something in the news a while back about Coca Cola sending promotional material to restaurants advising them not to do this. Bastards.

    14. Re:Addiction to Coca-Cola by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      That's another issue. When I drank coke all the time I thought Gatorade was too bland and didn't have any flavor. After a few months of dedicating myself to water a glass of gatorade tastes like pure sugar to me. Suddenly I don't crave sweets as much. Cakes, cookies, candy - they all seem a bit overpowering.

      This goes true for changing diets as well. I used to be a soda addict so I know what you're going through. I also changed my eating diet a couple yeras ago and it has a similar affect.

      I used to eat burger/fries/pizza basically not watching what I eat. But I took on a controlled diet and exercise, eating healthy and exercising regularly. As usual, sodas were too much and caffinated drinks had an affect.

      But, it also affected foods, deep fried foods became disgusting. You start tasting the oils off foods which essentially turns you off. Fast foods all taste disgusting and full of oils and chemicals. Kinda made me wonder how I didn't taste them before. Then I noticed how easy to get unhealthy food; fast food's everywhere and typically much cheaper than healthy food. Heh, plus most unhealthy snacks can last longer than fruits.

      I tell you what, it feels good to eat healthy. I felt more alert and awake and was able to maintain a regular sleeping schedule.

  185. This is how I ditched caffeine and excess sugar by milkme123 · · Score: 3, Informative
    Situation:
    I was addicted to caffeine and sugar, big-time. Also I ate take-out every day and weighed 270lbs.

    Solution:
    1. I stopped drinking 3 litres of pop every day. After 36 hours, the migraine went away and I had no more physical need for caffeine.
    2. I weaned myself off of sugar over a month by drinking Kool-Aid with gradually less sugar addedd. Once I could handle that, I switched to 2 litres of plain water a day.
    3. I learned how to make stirfrys (and a few other quick/easy things) and stopped eating takeout.
    Result:
    14 months later I've lost 70 pounds, eat healthy vegetables every day, and no longer drink pop or coffee.
    1. Re:This is how I ditched caffeine and excess sugar by benzapp · · Score: 1

      I have news for you, sugar is a substance necessary for your survival. It is about as addictive as air. Without it, you couldn't live, not even for a second.

      You don't see people snorting down lines of sugar impulsively do you? Or compuslively eating bananas or potatoes, or any of the countless natural foods that contain sugar?

      People confuse "sugar" with "candy and baked goods". Those candy and baked goods are always made with wheat or dairy products, which are addictive due to opioid peptides they contain. Some companies like Nestle add addictive beta-carbolides to their food as "flavor enhancers". Tobacco companies add them to cigarettes as well.

      It is not the sugar that is addictive, it is substances added to food which influences neuroreceptors in your brain. Much junk food today can accurately be thought of as calorie rich drug delivery devices.

      That said, beta carbolides function a lot like benzodiazepine drugs and opioid peptides found in wheat and dairy products function like those from the poppy. They are typically sedating, a lot of people need to consume caffeine to overcome the fatigue caused by these foods.

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    2. Re:This is how I ditched caffeine and excess sugar by milkme123 · · Score: 1

      "Excess sugar", not ALL sugar. That *does* mean candy and colas.

    3. Re:This is how I ditched caffeine and excess sugar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congratulations, man. Seriously.

  186. Caffeine addict? Yes! by cool_st_elizabeth · · Score: 1

    I'm a caffeine addict and not afraid to say so. I started with No-Doz when I was 15. I'm 52 now and in very good health. I generally take 1.2 to 1.6 grams (200 mg x 6 to 8) of caffeine per day, sometimes a little less. There was a time when I used it more heavily. If I don't get my caffeine I can't think, not surprising since caffeine speeds up the synapses. I can tell you, I never would have been able to accomplish nearly so much without it. Evidently there are a lot of us caffeine addicts out there, and they don't all rely on coffee and cola. Every drugstore I've ever seen sells No-Doz and Vivarin. Simoniker, I don't understand from your message exactly what it is you're afraid of. Is it the idea of being addicted to something?

  187. Green tea by Booker · · Score: 1

    It won't help (much) with the caffeine part, but
    it might help replace the hot-beverage ritual.
    I drink green tea all day long, after (mostly)
    kicking the coffee habit.

    It still has a little caffeine, but overall it
    helps keep me from getting dehydrated - which should
    have the added benefit of making my brain work
    better, too. :) Green tea is also supposed to
    be good for you, what with antioxidants and
    such.

  188. Wine of Islam by tuxette · · Score: 1
    I've heard similar and decided to do a google search. I found the following article very interesting: Coffee - the Wine of Islam

    Here are some excerpts:

    Most modern coffee-drinkers are probably unaware of coffee's heritage in the Sufi orders of Southern Arabia. Members of the Shadhiliyya order are said to have spread coffee-drinking throughout the Islamic world sometime between the 13th and 15th centuries CE.

    To this day the shaikh is regarded as the patron saint of coffee-growers, coffee-house proprietors and coffee-drinkers, and in Algeria coffee is sometimes called shadhiliyye in his honor.

    The beverage became known as qahwa -- a term formerly applied to wine -- and ultimately, to Europeans, as "The Wine of Islam."

    Throughout the first few centuries of its history in the Islamic world, coffee's popularity engendered great controversy. Many were suspicious of the effects of caffeine and the gatherings in which it was consumed -- they seemed debauched to some and subversive to others.

    Coffeehouses competed with mosques for attendance, and as unsupervised gathering places for wits and learned men, provided spawning grounds for sedition. The wags of Istanbul jokingly called the coffeehouses mekteb-i 'irfan, "schools of knowledge." Efforts were launched, and persisted for at least a hundred years, to declare coffee an intoxicant forbidden by Islamic law.

    In Persia, coffeehouses evolved into hotbeds of lasciviousness and political dispute soon after they were introduced.

    In private valises, coffee reached Venice in 1615, Marseilles in 1644, and London in 1651; but it did not make its official debut into European high society until 1669, when it was introduced to Parisians by the Turkish ambassador, Suleyman Mustapha Koca.

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  189. hmm by EngMedic · · Score: 1

    work out. endorphins are your friend.

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  190. Quitting's Easy - - I've Done It Many Times . . . by LazloToth · · Score: 1



    Seriously, though, it's not the bear that quitting nicotine is - - I did that about 11 years ago, succeeding on the third try. I keep coming back to caffeine because it's "harmless," but then I start thinking about how the quality of both my sleep and my concentration is marred by ever heavier consumption of strong black java during the morning hours. Anyway, when you're getting off caffeine, be sure to wean yourself off and take aspirin with lots of water before the headaches start. I started keeping both caf and decaf beans and increasing the amount of decaf in my morning thermos. In about 10 days, you'll be free. Until you start missing the taste of that fresh roasted Sumantran, that is . . . . .

    I wish you luck. I'm thinking about quitting, too. Again.

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  191. i'll scare you by john_uy · · Score: 1

    caffeine is a poison that can be used as an insecticide in plants.

    that'll be enough to scare you from drinking caffeine products.

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    1. Re:i'll scare you by paroneayea · · Score: 1

      caffeine is a poison that can be used as an insecticide in plants.

      that'll be enough to scare you from drinking caffeine products.



      Sorry, but no. I think that we're too used to hearing how many chemicals that we consume are in all sorts of other scary things that, if you're drinking caffine, you're probably already used to hearing such things.
      Unless of course, you're a panic whore, like most people, I guess. But I tend to hope that most geeks are above such instant-panic media crazes.
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    2. Re:i'll scare you by deian · · Score: 1

      Yeh I agree. But coffee does have one negative effect: bad memory when you dont have any caffeine in you. Heh im 16 and I cant remember a damn thing without coffee. ;)
      P.S paroneayea sweet comic

    3. Re:i'll scare you by paroneayea · · Score: 1

      P.S paroneayea sweet comic
      Thanks!

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  192. this is slashdot... by Undenied · · Score: 2, Funny

    isn't asking this question here like going to skid row for advice on how to kick heroin?

  193. Related Q:What harm does caffeine really do? by Ars-Fartsica · · Score: 1

    Other than being "slave to an addiction", what are the health issues of using caffeine? I suspect it won't be what kills me.

  194. Here are a few tips by precogpunk · · Score: 1

    1. Try taking Emergen-c, not only is it healthy, portable, and gives you a boost. My girlfriend is a waitress and instead of drinking massive amounts of coffee she drinks a few of these per night.
    2. Break your habit, say you drink coffee, by drinking other less caffeinated drinks. I started drinking ginger teas and making my own blend of Chai -- these taste a LOT better then coffee and making your own saves on the pocketbook.
    3. Take mental supplements, or so-called "smart drugs, such as Acetyl-L-Carnitine and Choline/Lecithin. Check out a copy of Smart Drugs and Nutrients from your local library and do some research.

    I was a large coffee drinker, two tall cups a day, and then I tried these things but ended up switching to espresso. I feel less guilty but my plan to quit wasn't exactly a success. One thing I discovered is that when you are physically active in the morning it lessens the need for a caffeine boost. I started biking to work and having an espresso at 10 or 11. I still enjoy it but don't feel the same dependancy.

  195. You did it to yourself, dimwit... by jxliv7 · · Score: 1
    ...suck up and endure the addiction.


    However, I have found that after 4 or 5 days of NO caffeine your headache will go away.


    If you're looking to stop being addicted -- but still able to enjoy the occasional cup of coffee and caffeinated soda -- then you'll have to either go cold turkey [the sudden stop] or taper off [the gradual less and less program] until you're "caffeine free".


    Try substituting non-caffeine drinks like root beer or fruit juices or lots of water.


    As a last resort, pretend you're diabetic and your life is at risk -- watch how fast your attitude and addiction to caffeine will change then.

  196. Personality Check... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Both I and my wife sometimes drop our caffeine intake in the blithe hope that the potency will increase next time we need it. We've both found, however, that neither of us like ourselves when we're off caffeine. She gets randomly b|+chy just because she feels like it. I'm mostly just blase and detatched from reality. Neither state is a good one to be in. So we'll be taking our daily shots of caffeine until we physically can't any more.

    In the meantime, though, limit yourself to two hits a day and then try to get it down to just a single hit per day (coffee or soda instead of both). It may also help if you switch to an insanely expensive and high-quality cola (www.xtz.com) instead of the usual sludge that Coca-Cola or Pepsi produce.

    YMMV; mine doesn't.
    -- Mr. Kaze

  197. Been there before. by Null+Argument · · Score: 0

    I've given up caffeine twice in my life. The second time being only about two months ago. My method is just quitting completely without decreasing dosage. I get really sick for a couple days, but psychologically it's easier for me.

  198. Ummm... by illumina+us · · Score: 1

    A lot of people have said that I was addicted to caffeine. However, I have stopped intaking caffeine for weeks before with no problem. Moreover, caffeine has only the effect I desire it to have. If I wish I can have it make me more alert or put me to sleep. Yes, I can understand it sounds strange but, I figure drinking 11 bottles of Bawls in the duration of just a few hours then going to sleep is proof of something. Drinking a 12 pack of Mountain Dew at LANs and staying up all night or just drinking just a few bottles of Bawls and staying up for two days. I dunno, I guess I'm weird. It's either I can control the way my body processes the chemical or it just simply doesn't have the same affect it does on other people. Ramble ramble ramble... So to answer your question... become immune!!!

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  199. Ease it down by ca1v1n · · Score: 1

    I was doing a pack of penguin mints every 48 hours for the last couple weeks of this past semester (and sleeping about 6 hours every 48 as well) and I quit cold turkey when the semester ended. I promptly lost the ability to stay awake for more than 6 hours. Then I tried having a soda when I woke up, a soda at lunch, and a soda when I got home from work, and getting a little extra sleep. After a couple days I stopped having the morning drink. After another week I did away with the late afternoon drink. I'm still having the caffeine at lunch, but when you work university tech support around the holidays, you need something like that anyway. I did have a bit of the headaches along the way, but it was worth it to get un-wired.

  200. Why I Stopped Caffeine by charliefrog77 · · Score: 1

    I read somewhere that caffeine is a laxative. I started ordering water with my lunches, and found that the frequency of my afternoon "hair on fire" trips to the bathroom decreased dramatically. That was all the incentive I needed. For the headaches, I took tylenol (which contains no caffeine like excederine) and otherwise just toughed it out.

    1. Re:Why I Stopped Caffeine by snitty · · Score: 1

      it's actually a diuretic, which means that it makes pushes water though your system faster, and it's only a little faster. The amount of urine produced after one cup of coffee is only slightly more than that after one cup of water.

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  201. Get pregnant by csoto · · Score: 1

    My wife would barf any time she smelled coffee.

    Of course, now she's nursing and STILL can't drink it, but wants it again...

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  202. Strong Black Tea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Strong black tea. Then you could move on to green. Both contain caffeine, but the green tea is actually good for you, black is not bad either. It would probably be easier to break a green tea habit than a coffee habit.

  203. is it really caffeine your addicted to? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or is it SUGARS?

    http://www.sugar.org/health/definesugar-s.html

    It may be that high fructose corn syrup that you
    are really addicted to...

    replacement works well in terms of reducing, beating your addiction

    find a cup that matches your favorite soda
    (ie big red cup for all those coke addicts)

    buy or rent your own office water machine.
    Get clean, good water. With a machine and
    good water, most complaints about why you
    won't drink water goes away. ie insta cold,
    no funny tastes/smells, insta hot, etc...

    start with a goal of x cups of water a day. As
    you get hydrated again, you won't want the
    "sugars" as much anymore. And those headaches
    won't bother you anymore, and your teeth will
    thank you.

  204. I did it -- you can too by looie · · Score: 1
    there are two ways to do it. i quit years ago, in an unpleasant situation at work. we had a lot of immigrants -- mostly mexican & vietnamese -- and the office workers (all white) used to make a big stink about them drinking the coffee and using "too much" sugar. finally, they made a rule that the immigrants weren't allowed to make coffee if the pot was empty. that pissed me off so i quit drinking it. and since 99% of my coffee drinking was at work, the rest was easy. the moral is, you have to be motivated.

    then, a little over a year ago, i moved from oregon to connecticut and during the drive across country, i started on coffee again. i drank it up until the week before this recent thanksgiving, when i got really sick and was laid out for 2.5 weeks. that was 2.5 weeks of no caffeine. when i got back on my feet, i just figured i might as well stay caffeine-free again.

    so, yeah, you could get sick for a couple weeks. but my recommendation would be, put yourself in a situation where no caffeinated beverages are (readily) available. you could do it on vacation or you could just lock yourself up in the house for a few days.

    motivation is the key, though. it has to be something you want to do, not something you think you should do. in the latter case, it probably won't happen but in the former case, you can just keep trying it. just because you dropped it and started again a few days later doesn't mean you "can't" do it. it means you have to try again and just keep working at it.

    my personal motivator is that i don't like being addicted to anything. booze, cigarettes, coffee, anything that makes me feel like i don't have control over my actions -- i don't like it. you may need something similar to get clean.

    mp

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    1. Re:I did it -- you can too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      my personal motivator is that i don't like being addicted to anything. booze, cigarettes, coffee, anything that makes me feel like i don't have control over my actions -- i don't like it.

      Try giving up sleep.

  205. Confessions of a recovering caffeinaholic by UTRules · · Score: 1

    I was in the same situation as you once. I knew I was addicted to caffeine, I hated the fact that I was addicted to something (ever read Requiem for a Dream? It makes addiction seem not so fun), so I decided to quit. I was off caffeine completely - no soda, no coffee, nothing - for well over six months. During that time, I never really felt as sharp as I did when I was drinking coffee. My memory seemed to work poorly, I just didn't feel like myself. So, I experimented with having just one cappuccino per week, and... you can guess the rest. Now I'm happily back on caffeine, and I'm ok with that.

    One thing I didn't expect that you might want to consider is that several of my friends told me after I went "back on the bean" that, during my caffeine-free phase, I had been rather self-righteous about it - I had no idea!

    Bottom line - going off caffeine wasn't worth it for me. Someday, maybe I'll try it again, but until then, I think it's better to drink coffee in moderation so I can focus on my more important vices, like too much time spent reading slashdot.

  206. Cold Turkey by zaren · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That's how you beat it.

    When my son was first born, my Mountain Dew habit went from a few cans a day to a few 2 liters a day (plus a few cans from the school vending machine, plus a Big Gulp on the way home...). After that, I got a job where one of the perks was a soda fountain - all the Pepsi / Coke products you could guzzle, at no charge! Geek heaven, it was... until I realized that not only was I an unbearable bastard on the weekends as I came down off of my buzz, but I'd put on another ten pounds. (My wife later informed me that she was getting ready to leave me, and take the kid with her, because of my non-caffinated attitude problem.)

    So after sitting down and thinking about it one day and figuing out that I could cut over 1000(!) calories a day out of my diet by quitting the Dew, and make myself an easier person to be around on top of it, I quit. No coming down gradually, no easing off, I just stopped. In the middle of the week, at that. I made sure to warn those around me about it, to keep them clear of me, and I also made sure to replace the Dew with water - LOTS of water, since I got 90% of my daily fluids from that yellow nectar.

    Holy flurking shnitt, did I have a doozy of a headache! Lasted me two days! But by the weekend, I was in pretty good shape. I made a few mistakes after that... like drinking it again about a week after I'd "quit". I got right back on the train with the very first drink; killer headache the next day. It took a few trips like that before I realized I couldn't touch the stuff AT ALL for a LONG time after I'd quit.

    So now, 2+ years later, I can hardly stand the taste of Dew - something I thought I'd never say :) I can have the occasional cola and suffer no ill effects the next day. Moderation is the key once you cut the ties. A little taste isn't going to kill you, but I know that if I put down a 2 liter in one sitting, I'd be back on that train again.

    Just quit the stuff cold turkey. Your body, and the people around you, will thank you for it.

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  207. Safeway has a Sale by Cyberop5 · · Score: 1

    Safeway has a sale until the 14th of this month. 24 cans of Mountain Breeze (Mountain Dew knockoff that tastes much beter, IMO) for 3.88. You will need a club card/membership.

    That's how I'm taking care of my addiction. No, but really, wean yourself off it. If you usually drink three sodas a day, do only two one day for a few days, then cut it down to one soda a day, then finally cut yourself off. Keep a bottle of ibuprofen nearby

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  208. The best advice you'll ever get... by fzammett · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think it was a Saturday Night Live skit with Bob Newhart. Meant to be funny of course (and it was), but at the same time it's the single best piece of serious advice I've ever heard for anyone addicted to anything.

    STOP IT.

    That's it. Don't gimme all this psychobable, don't gimme all the physiological reasons it's not that simple, because it f'ing is.

    JUST STOP IT. STOP, STOP, STOP IT.

    If you don't want to drink soda any more...

    STOP IT.

    It you don't want to touch yourself 10 times a day...

    STOP IT.

    If your a crack whore...

    JUST STOP IT.

    Cigarettes shortening your life?...

    F'ING STOP IT.

    Your a 400 pound fat-ass that's about two porkchops away from a heart attack?...

    Say it with me...

    STOP IT!

    Just stop being a weak-minded fool, deal with the discomfort that will probably result from going cold turkey, and get over it all. JUST F'ING STOP IT. NOW!!

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    1. Re:The best advice you'll ever get... by mskfisher · · Score: 1

      Close - it was a Mad TV sketch.
      It featured both Bob Newhart and Mo Collins.

      The best part was when he would cut her off whenever she described a prob-STOP IT!

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    2. Re:The best advice you'll ever get... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey! You think this method would work for smoking too?

    3. Re:The best advice you'll ever get... by fzammett · · Score: 1

      Ah, cool! Just so happens there's a MadTV marathon on Comedy Central today... Hopefully I can catch that one at some point. I just remembered laughing my ass off, but that's generally true when Newhart's involved.

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    4. Re:The best advice you'll ever get... by fzammett · · Score: 1

      Smoking may be a little tougher. I suggest replacing cigarettes with a crack pipe. That should take care of your nicotene addiction.

      (Oh, did I forget to wrap that statement in sarcasm tags?)

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    5. Re:The best advice you'll ever get... by mskfisher · · Score: 1

      I had really only known Bob Newhart as my parents' type of comedian (they watched the sitcoms he was in, as I recall). I'm 25, so I missed a lot of his earlier work.

      Until, on one of my 600-mile round-trip pilgrimages to my parents' place, I caught an episode of Comedy College on public radio, featuring some of his past work . I was amazed by what I heard - dark, textured, subtle, and not at all the sitcom man I'd originally taken him for.

      I'm a fan of deadpan, so naturally he was instantly appealing to me.
      (I also like Norm MacDonald for that reason [fyi: not my page, but good info], but few seem to agree with me on that one... I'm one of the few that actually liked Dirty Work. :) )

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    6. Re:The best advice you'll ever get... by fzammett · · Score: 1

      Dirty Work is a modern classic in my opinion. My closest friends and I think it is a work of pure genius.

      Then again, we think Event Horizon is one of the best scary movies ever made, and we know how the rest of the world feels about that movie, so I'm not sure our opinion should be taken as worth anything at all. :)

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    7. Re:The best advice you'll ever get... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've never seen so many dead hookers!

    8. Re:The best advice you'll ever get... by TC+(WC) · · Score: 1

      I don't understand how people can not like Dirty Work. There aren't anywhere near enough movies out there with that style of humour.

    9. Re:The best advice you'll ever get... by fiftyfly · · Score: 1

      y'know it's funny. I have an uncle you worked as a gp for years and councilled thousands to stop smoking. Few did, on their own, though many complained about the 'challenges'. OTOH he figures that nearly 60% of them quit, cold turkey, upon a terminal cancer diagnosis. It's amazing what a little perspective will do for you.

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    10. Re:The best advice you'll ever get... by awol · · Score: 1

      The thing that always amuses me about addiction is that it is so rare to be walking along the street trip over a broken piece of footpath and end up with a lit cigarette in your mouth (substitute crack pipe, skag needle, cup 'o' joe or whatever). This one particularly gets me with smokers (and yes I have never smoked), not only does one have to find a ciagrette and light it and put it in your mouth, an active triumvirite in itself, but you get to give the government the price of lunch for every pack you buy as well, when you factor in what it is doing to your body, it is just insane.

      Turning to caffeine, I drink a lot of cola. On average about 3 litres a day probably. Coffee, not much, maybe three cups a week (usally after dinner out) and always espresso based. I would argue that I do it because I really like the taste of those two beverages in the right place. However, I also drink a lot of water. At work, probably two litres a day, because it is there and coke isn't, and then if eating out table water (often mineral). I don't think that I am addicted to caffeine, in that I do not suffer the gotta have it to get started thing, and I don't suffer withdrawal if I don't get it thing. No headaches, no nothing.

      So all that considered, take the following for what it's worth, I would recommend the advice from the previous posters about going cold turkey. First, I did it myself, for six months, for a "no monetary reward" bet to prove a lack of addiction (maybe I just succeeded out of spite, but I stopped all caffeine, except where it might occur naturally, like some chocolate. But definitely no coffee, no soft drinks etc etc) and there are four things I would suggest.

      First, and it may be a bit obvious, avoid the substances. Reomve, the soft drinks, tea and coffee from you home, and if you can from work (even if it is tell your colleagues to stop you lapsing).

      Second drink loads of water, if you drink too much you will just go to the toilet lots. No biggie, but it really helps to flush stuff out.

      Thirdly, break the routine, much of your caffeine process will be habit. You know, the coffee you have with breakfast, whatever, just avoid your routine for a few days (have breakfast out, or in), just make a change. This is really only until the craving stops, then you can modify the previous routine to exclude caffeine.

      Finally, this helps some people, find a substitute. Whether it is a piece of gum, candy, or even a glass of water, or a game of solitare. When you feel your need grow. Break what you are doing and do the same thing each time. This way you are not fighting the need to do distract yourself as well as the need to have caffeine.

      Hope it helps.

      --
      "The first thing to do when you find yourself in a hole is stop digging."
    11. Re:The best advice you'll ever get... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quitting smoking is not hard. There's a whole mythology that's sprung up as a result of two factors:

      1. Non-smokers haven't tried smoking, so have no experience of what it's like.

      2. Smokers don't want to quit, regardless of how much they say they do, and use factor #1 to make up the believable lie that quitting is hard.

      I smoked for three years, and I gave up on the first try, so I can say without a doubt - quitting is easy. Anyone who tells you otherwise has no real interest in quitting (or has no mind of their own, and believes the lies from the weak-willed smokers)

  209. The Patch by C60 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Okay, so there isn't a patch, but there should be.

    To keep myself from turning into a raving lunatic without my coffee, I make a point of drinking one less cup of coffee a day for a week. Saturday night I take an ibuprofin, and sunday I go without coffee (or other stimulating beverages) completely. No withdrawls.

    Besides the fact that I'm incredibly poor and have a tendency to run out of coffee at the worst times, this is a habit I picked up when I was working 80 hour weeks. It had the added benefit of making the effects of my monday morning coffee all that much more stimulating. And of course, mondays were when I needed it the most.

    The magic key to success here is to drink lots of water. The best habit I have is to keep a 1 liter bottle of water with me at all times. It helps a lot with caffeine withdrawls, but only if you start drinking the water well before you start getting headaches. (I'm talking days before hand)

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  210. the main thing is ritual. by bluetrident · · Score: 1

    most addiction is based on ritual. i've found that substituting that 'ritual' for something similar is the best starting point. your mind (and your body) are used to a certain way things proceed. if you get up and pour a cup of coffee, pour a glass of oj instead. if you get to work and immediately go to the coffee pot, substitute a cup of water instead. i decided to kick caffeine after i realized how jittery i was, you've set the date, now you just have to stick to it. sometimes you have to 'fool' your body by performing similar actions. a can of fruit juice instead of a coke, a cup of water instead of a cup of coffee. step back in moderation. 4 cups of coffee in the morning? just drink one. 3 cokes in the afternoon? one at lunch. eventually getting to none. the headaches will come. just ride them out, or look for a pain reliever that doesn't have caffeine (alot of them do). but give it 4 or 5 days and they'll be gone. believe me, i know. and just know that afterwards, you wake up in the morning wore awake than you ever had before and falling asleep is just as easy. good luck!

  211. The best way to stop a caffeine addiction... by chrisl456 · · Score: 1

    ...is to never start, of course!

    I've had about 3 coke cans worth of caffeine since Feb '03, when I was hospitalized with an atrial heart fibralation. Basically the doc said my computer geek lifestyle was to blame - no exercise, lots of caffeine, and very little sleep. While I still don't get any exercise, the other two are no longer a problem. I think my point is this - you just need the propper motivation, and a visit to the hospital with a heart problem was more than enough for me. :)

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    -chris
  212. balance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You should eat fiber-rich food in the morning.
    No light bread, cereal or skipping breakfast.
    Then replace coffee and soda with fake-sugared non-fruit tee, warm chocolate and bottled water over time.
    Note that plain water makes you urinate way to often.. sugar-molecules takes longer to break down etc..
    So try different combos to match your body.

    I still consume coffee. even though I'm hyper-allergic to the stuff..
    But I am down to 20 percent of what I consumed before.

    Unfortunately I'm now kinda addicted to warm chocolate..
    Maybe I should try cocaine to fix that :P

  213. Maybe switch to a lesser source by Insipid+Trunculance · · Score: 1

    Start drinking Tea,there is caffeine there but not in as copious amounts as in coffee.

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    Wanted : A Signature.
  214. Do it with jetlag by siliconbunny · · Score: 1
    May not be applicable for most, but I find the easiest way is to work it in with jet lag. Next time you take a long time-shifting flight, and you'll be at the destination a while, don't drink coffee at a regular time (or none at all) once you arrive. The caffeine withdrawal gets mixed up in the jet lag and time zone mismatch (ie your Sydney morning coffee craving comes on at 10pm London time), and you get over it.

    Of course, to be of value you mustn't start up again when you get home, which I usually do cos it tastes so darn good...

  215. My experiences by ArcRiley · · Score: 1

    It took me longer, roughly 5 days, to kick it. The withdraw was more severe than many I've read here, having flu like symtoms and constantly feeling cold while sweating.

    I found that after I was clean I got sick less often, felt more rested in the morning, and I could actually taste my food.

  216. Ibuprofen or keep the dosage steady by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I had these really nasty headaches every weekend for years. My doctor diagnosed migranes and prescribed Imitrex. The symptoms matched: one-sided headache, sensitivity to light and noise, the works. Imitrex did get rid of the headaches, but the listed side effects are a sight to behold.

    Fortunaly, I finally figured out the connection between caffeine intake at work and what turned out to be simple withdrawal symptoms on weekends when I wouldn't usually have any tea.

    After some experimenting, I've settled on two methods that I now use to keep things under control when I decide to not abstain entirely:

    • Keep the dosage steady: If I keep the dosage steady, I never get headaches. This means regular intake of controlled doses at fixed times.
    • Ibuprofen: A dose of Ibuprofen taken when symptoms first show keeps the headache under control. It is key to take painkiller early, I've found it very hard to eliminate the pain after full onset.
    Your mileage will vary. Ask you doctor. Also make sure you are actually looking at caffeine withdrawal symptoms and not something else entirely. A coworker of my wife's keeled over at his desk a couple of years ago. He hit the ground dead. He'd been suffering from severe headaches that he bandaged with painkillers, but never went to see a doctor. A ruptured aneurism ended his life.
  217. I used to be a caffeine addict by Bendebecker · · Score: 1

    Back in sophmore year of college I was addcited to the stuff. I was drinking 3-4 mountain dews a day and only sleeping 4 hours a night. A little caffeine is alright but at the levels most people drink it your best bet is probably to just quit. Like most addictions, the best solution is to not drink the stuff. What you probably need is a good kick in the ass to stop yourself. With me it was a week with only 20 hours of sleep total. Afterwards I slept 15 hours a day, three days in a row. Of the six hours I was awake, I had one of the worst headache's you could possibly imagine. It was two weeks before the headaches went away, and a full month before I was sleeping like a normal human being. If you have the time, cold turkey is probably the best route. If you don't, your best bet is to drop coffee and mountain dew and stick with normal soda.

    In the meantime, try to limit your intake and get as much sleep as possible. It is not just the caffeine but also the lack of sleep that is the big danger of it. A chronic lack of sleep has all kinds of harmful neurological side effects. Add that to the damage your probably doing to your heart from the elevated blood pressure you get from the stuff and your setting yourself up for a world of future health problems. Treat caffeine the same way you would treat any other drug: it has its occasional uses nd beenfits but long term use of it in any significant quantity outweighs those benefits. Any other time, drink water.

    --
    There's a growing sense that even if The Future comes,
    most of us won't be able to afford it.
    -- Lemmy
  218. Why would you want to quit? by burtonator · · Score: 1

    Excuse me?

    Caffeine is hacker fuel! The major problem I have is how do I get MORE caffeine!

    Right now my vector is the coffee bean. I drink two double lattes a day.. That's 4 shots of espresso!

    The major problem I have is how do I get more caffeine into my diet. Coffee stains your teeth and it's just not very good for you. I'm also pretty picky about where I get my fix and I WON'T go to Starbucks.

    The Coders guide to coffee is pretty good.


    http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2002/4/25/13272/57 29


    If you haven't had REAL espresso you have't lived. San Francisco and New York are the only places I've been where you can get decent coffee at a moments notice.

    If you live in San Francisco head up to North Beach and you can't go wrong.

    I've actually thought about taking caffeine pills with me when I leave SF or got to a conference. Either that or I can just take my own espresso machine and my own coffee and get my fix that way... hard to lug around though.

    ThinkGeek also has a number of products that include caffeine:


    http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/

  219. Slowly taper off. by Paul+Neubauer · · Score: 1

    I did the same. First I recorded (or at least thought about) how many cans of Coke or whatever I drank in a day.

    First week, I went to one can a day less. Next week, one less can. And so on. Eventually it was down to caffeine only with meals, then not with supper, then not with lunch, and so on.

    Actually I did this twice. While I was caffeine-free for a few months, it wasn't total abstinence. After a while I was drinking iced tea with meals, except in the morning when I'd have hot tea. A couple months ago I cut back the same way. It took a couple weeks, and I started getting to sleep earlier - for a while.

    I didn't notice any nasty withdrawal by going slow. And since then, I can't say for sure, but I think I get headaches less often.

    I feel better overall, don't have problems getting up in the morning, and find that now, several weeks later, I tend to be able to stay up late as ever... if I want to.

    --
    I don't subscribe to RMS's GNUtopian vision.
    1. Re:Slowly taper off. by cmg · · Score: 1

      I too had to cut down on caffiene per doctor's request because it had a noticable 20pt increase on my blood pressure.

      I was on 5 or so cups a day + sodas and now just learn to treasure the one cup day and drink it slowly :)

  220. Into the abyss. . . by photomic · · Score: 1

    Why not buy an expensive espresso machine and explore the depths of your addiction? After all, you'll never discover your true character until you face down the demons, right? I recommend coffeegeek.com. It's like slashdot for coffee geeks, or slashdot geeks for coffee, or something. . .

  221. Clean Breaks Don't Work by Svennig · · Score: 1
    Clean breaks don't work - you need to work out a plan to reduce your intake. Use a couple of days to record a rough guide of your caffeine intake. Measure it in glasses of soda or cups of coffee. Then make a conscious effort to reduce it by a certain (small) amount each week until you remove it completely.

    The real killer is the psychological addiction - people often go back to smoking (and such) not because of the nicotine addiction (as someone pointed out withdrawal only lasts a week at most) but because they miss the pyschological aspect of it (taking a break to smoke, smoking as something to break monotony and boredom). So as you are coming off the caffiene get some decaffienated herbal teas or other decaf stuff. If you feel the need, have one of those instead.

    Your mileage may vary with this - different techniques suit different people.

  222. Found your problem by lone_marauder · · Score: 1

    especially considering how heavily it is pushed by many development / engineering communities

    You don't seem to know who is responsible for your addiction. (hint- it may not be your professional collegues)

    --
    who are those slashdot people? they swept over like Mongol-Tartars.
  223. Deny deny deny by Atrophy71 · · Score: 1

    If you don't have a problem then you don't need to quit. Anyway, no one likes a quitter.

    Now excuse me while I go make myself some chai with shots of espresso.

  224. it's easier while you're sick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When you get the flu, typically you feel like crap, can't work, and stop drinking coffee. This is the easiest time to reduce or stop. I've also quit all caffeine on a Sunday, just planning a down day, then reducing the following Monday.

  225. Re:Quitting's Easy - - I've Done It Many Times . . by bluetrident · · Score: 1

    nice. a litte faith no more in the house.

  226. Easy. by DarkRecluse · · Score: 1

    A life, a woman, and a large object for blunt force trauma.

    I don't know, but it seems to me someone with a caffiene addiction really isn't trying hard enough to get that brain shattering cranial crushing stroke inducing migraine we all long for.

    That kind of headache requires at least two jobs, one toddler, a pregnant woman in her 9th month, and repeated blows with a lead pipe on the temples (the last one is for tweaking).

    --
    --"It's Bradford Company, slash your last name, dot your first name"
  227. Sigh, Correction. by thesupraman · · Score: 1

    Having failed the slashdot typing challenge again..

    Yes, as people seem to find it required to correct me, that should be caffiene free diet *coke*.

    Then again, I prefer to avoid 'soft' drinks anyway, a little lime juice cordial in cold water is just as nice, IMHO.

    Sigh.

    1. Re:Sigh, Correction. by Dave2+Wickham · · Score: 1
      Then again, I prefer to avoid 'soft' drinks anyway
      Do you like hard caffeine free cock then?

      Sorry, I really couldn't resist the chance...
    2. Re:Sigh, Correction. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      first you're talking about free cocks, now you're putting quotes around 'soft'. face it -- we know what's on your mind. :)

    3. Re:Sigh, Correction. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I prefer to avoid 'soft' drinks

      diet free cock as "soft" and not "hard" drink, eh...

      (sorry couldn't resist. but you have to admit, it was damned funny reading about "diet free cock" right?)

    4. Re:Sigh, Correction. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Free as in beer cock or GNU/cock?

  228. Cold Turkey by Ranger · · Score: 1

    Eat lots of cold turkey. Or is that eat lots of cold, turkey. Or is that ... Oh never mind.

    When I figured out I was addicted to caffeine as you described, I went cold turkey (stopped drinking caffeine) for about 3 or 4 days. All my symptons cleared up and I started drinking Dr. Pepper again just in lower amounts. I got addicted again next summer and went cold turkey again for a few days. Back to normal. It's not like being addicted to heroin or nicotine.

    --
    "You'll get nothing, and you'll like it!"
  229. It's harder for some by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How hard it is for someone to give up an addiction varies from person to person. There is some evident to suggest this may be heredity. No links come to mind, but there has been alot of work on this in the area of alcoholism.

    Anyway, the best way may be cold turkey. Whatever you do remove any negative influences that may cause you to relaps. Try and work out if there are any triggers that may cause a relaps. For example, stress triggers a relaps in many smokers and devise methods of dealing with these another way. Make it clear to your friend that your not drinking or consuming anything which contains caffeine. This may be a good time to take a holiday and go on a camping trip or something. If you still find it difficult to give up because you have an addictive personality or have been a heavy consumer of caffeine see your local quack, er, doctor. They may be able to help you or recomend a specialist.

  230. A whole lot of effort by Tom+Veil · · Score: 1

    I had to quit caffeine a while back due to a stomach condition, and the sad truth is that the only way to beat a caffeine addiction is to tough it out through painful withdrawal symptoms. Just to make things worse, if you go off caffeine for long enough, you become far more susceptible to caffeine then you were before... Again, speaking from painful experience...

    --

    There's nothing you have that they can't take away: Absolute zero, Gentle Jack, bottom line.

  231. Cold turkey worked for me. by ClayJar · · Score: 1

    If you taper it down, you just prolong the agony. The headaches and stuff from stopping brick-wall style might be more painful, but having terrible headaches for a few days was better than having generally unpleasant headaches for a few weeks.

    I would dring several liters of caffeinated beverages a day, so when I dropped it, it *really* hurt. Still, since then, headaches are very rare (only when I've been up all night, say, New Year's Eve), and driving cross country is a lot more pleasant now. (I drove 7364 miles in 6.5 days, and I felt fine when I got home.)

    1. Re:Cold turkey worked for me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to mention that quitting gradually is a lot more difficult to avoid backslides. When you've reached your caffeine quota for the day, it's hard to hold back, especially when the occasional 'special circumstance' comes up, which they invariably will every few days. If you don't allow yourself to have any, there's no temptation of getting just a little more.

  232. Mmmm coffee by Aj · · Score: 1

    All this talk about coffee has made me thirsty...

    I'll be back in a minute!

  233. so WHY the headache? by 5i · · Score: 1

    Once you understand WHY you get those lack-of-caffeine headaches, trust me, it'll help keep you motivated.

    Here's the way it works: one of the many effects that caffeine has on the body is the shrink the blood carrying capacity of the capillaries going into the brain. When you stop drinking caffeine, these capillaries slowly start to expand again.

    So why the headache? Your head hurts because you're getting the normal amount of blood into your brain - except, you're not used to it.

    I dunno about you, but if I'm going to be coding all day, I think getting as much oxygen carrying blood into my brain as possible would be desirable :)

  234. Caffine Memo by randomErr · · Score: 1

    Memorandum

    To: Everyone

    From: Me

    = = = = = = = = = = = =

    Message:

    To everyone I work and live with. I'm quitting caffeine again. That means I will be an ass hole. Well more then usual. So you know the drill; hide the letter openers, clean out the office in the basement, and only leave me voicemails, don't talk directly to me.

    If I call you a dumb f&%ker it not that I didn't mean it. I really did. The caffeine just helped me to repress it.

    BTW: Management, if you think about firing me I will file a claim of drug addiction.

    Have a nice day.

    --
    You say things that offend me and I can deal with it. Can you?
  235. Heart Attack by Seraphim_72 · · Score: 1

    I had the (mis) fortune of having every Coke I drank start to react like I was having a heart attack - e.g. shortness of breath, chest pain, heart burn. Got me into a Dr. toot sweet. Found out the ticker was OK, but I had to give up caffine - let me tell you nothing like a heart attack to make you give up caffine.

    Sera

    --
    Slashdot, where armchair scientists get shouted down and armchair theologians get modded up.
  236. fist pushups on cement sidewalk by morelife · · Score: 1

    will get your mind off the headache.

    Stop whining. Get in touch with the part of your brain that doesn't want the caffeine. Show some willpower.

    1. Re:fist pushups on cement sidewalk by Mr_Cheeky · · Score: 1

      Sounds like you were a SEAL...

    2. Re:fist pushups on cement sidewalk by mabu · · Score: 1

      We know he wasn't an English teacher!

  237. Please! by Roofus · · Score: 2, Funny

    You fools addicted to caffine are weak! Weak I tell you!

    Now excuse me while I go outside to have a smoke.

  238. Tylenol by DavidCole · · Score: 1

    I'm also addicted to caffeine and know what you're going through. I have quit in the past, though. The last time was about a year and a half ago. I'd just finished grad school where I lived next to a corner grocery that sold Jolt. I tried unsuccessfully to quit for weeks (after a few days I felt like I'd been beaten by a baseball bat across my neck and shoulders) until I started taking Tylenol (not aspirin, Ibuprofen, etc. but Tylenol brand). The pain went right away, and I was able to quit.

    Staying off is another matter altogether.

    --
    David Cole
    www.davidcole.net
  239. Re:Mental discipline AND EXERCISE by Ateryx · · Score: 1
    Because you will feel, in at least my experience with no caffine, almost in a depressed state--dispondent, lathargic, etc.--you need to find other ways to cope w/ these crappy feelings.

    Personally, exercise has always been for me the best to keep my head in check. In high school I decided to give up my 3-4 can (I know its not *that* much) habit. I felt like shit, so decided to supercede that feeling by running. Go run even a mile or two a day and you'll feel tons better even by the end of the first week. Keep it up for a month and you won't even urge for caffine anymore. The first time I had a Mountain Dew after this period I actually hated the taste, although now I'm in college, the story is obviously different.

    --
    "The truth suffers from too much analysis"
  240. My $0.025 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    FWIW, when I was in grad school doing a 2 year MBA, I was seriously addicted to caffeine. I was drinking about 6 cans of coke each day, several fountain drinks with caffeine, and having some coffee in the morning. When I'd get home at night, I had a 2l bottle of coke that I'd drink with dinner... (no I'm not a lard ass, I'm just super hyperactive). More caffeine came from candy bars, or from drinking water joe (caffeinated water).

    On the saturdays when I had class, I'd get up at 6am, and make a POT of espresso. That's 4 shots. But I'd subsitute water joe instead of plain water, so it was more like 8 shots in strength. Then I'd add in a 1oz shot of Vanilla Rocket syrup (100 mg of caffeine/oz), about 4 tablespoonfuls of sugar, and a shot of milk....

    BANG ZOOOOOOM! It kept me up and alert thru micro/macroeconomics (shit classes).

    Anyway - I did this for about 2-3 years... And never thought too much about it... One day I'm on a training class in Dallas, and didn't happen to have time for drinking soda all day. I got off the plane, and I had these shooting pains in my thighs. I physically couldn't move. Couldn't walk at all. Finally some Red Cap took pity on me and found me a wheelchair.

    I told this guy what was going on and before he asked me if I wanted a Dr., he said are you a computer guy? I said "uh yeah...", he wheeled me over to the bar, and asked for a Coke... I drank it and felt like Popeye after eating spinach...

    He said his brother had the same problem...Caffeine withdrawal is a real bitch when you've been taking it at extremely high levels...

    The whole cold turkey, headache, tough it out thing wasn't for me. So what I did was to start tracking my caffeine intake (not to the mg) by the item - say can of coke, coffee, etc. For a week, and I was astounded at the sheer quantity of that stuff I was taking in.

    Over the course of the next two months, I started reducing it by one can here, one can there, a candy bar here, a cup of coffee there... When I wanted to drink something, I drank water. Sometimes if I started to get a headache and I was at home I'd toke a bong or two...

    Finally I got it down to a decent normal level.. Something like 2-3 cans of coke a day, a glass or two of coke at night with dinner (sometimes not, sometimes just some Sprite). And coffee is one of those rare treats that I have after dinner...

    I don't have headaches, my thighs don't ache, and I'm much less irritable...

    It took about 6 months to do it, but I now realize just how bad I was. Now when I use caffeine, it actually works to perk me up, but I've also started sleeping on a more regular schedule, and having more REM sleep which means better sleep anyway (you know you had it when you realize you were dreaming and remember them).

    Just track it, then cut back gradually... When you get a headache, drink some soda... just enough to get rid of the headache... Eventually you'll be free and clear...

    Good luck...

  241. Coffee? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Addicted to coffee? Coffee??? I used to suck dick for cocaine

  242. Addicted to masturbation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Interesting. Any suggestions on how to beat the opposite problem? I'm deadly serious.

    1. Re:Addicted to masturbation by drdanny_orig · · Score: 1

      Drink more Dew? I mean, can you really be addicted to wanking?

      --
      .nosig
    2. Re:Addicted to masturbation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know that it counts as an addiction per se - you'll find that you don't need more and more to get the same effect over time, nor will you experience "withdrawal" other than any loneliness you were dealing with in the first place. Note that if you quit you'll probably just start having nocturnal emissions again - I decided to lay off for a few days and was quite surprised in the morning, but YMMV.

    3. Re:Addicted to masturbation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any suggestions on how to beat the opposite problem?

      *rimshot*

  243. Wrong week by Mr_Cheeky · · Score: 1

    Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.

  244. You're killing your brain cells by morelife · · Score: 1

    about a six-pack of Diet Coke a day..

    Check the ingredients on Diet Coke, the formalin is killing your brain cells .. formaldehyde.

    See you. I'll stop by your jar later.

    1. Re:You're killing your brain cells by RevAaron · · Score: 1

      To make more sense out of what he's trying to say, do some googling or read this. some scientific mistakes, but informative. aspartme's "ingredients" are not the chemicals listed, a misleading way to phrase it.

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      Working toward a usable PDA environment in the spirit of Newton OS: Dynapad
  245. Wimp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a dumbass question you pussy.

  246. find your own level by mihalis · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I had a stage where I was abusing caffeine. I would drink 5 or 6 mugs of strong filter coffee during office hours, and I would also make a coffee or two before bed, especially if I'd had a drink. So I would be wrecked every morning and need more stimulation to get going.

    But after some health problems, I cut down. I don't enjoy my day as much with no coffee at all, and 1-2 coffees before mid-day seems to be tolerable, so my natural level is about 2 coffees before noon on average, with special dispensation for Friday and Saturday if I will be able to stay up as late as feels good, and then (and just as importantly) sleep in to make up.

    Maybe absolutely zero coffee would be best taking the strict view, but, you know what, we'll still die anyway.

  247. Quit by martingunnarsson · · Score: 1

    According to a doctor I know it takes about a week of terrible headache, then you're out of the addiction. I don't drink coffee myself, so I'm "clean".

    --
    Martin
  248. Are u sure ?? by orthopodreloaded · · Score: 0

    It could be because you havent had sex in the meantime.

  249. cold turkey by deviator · · Score: 2, Interesting

    cold turkey worked for me when I was playing around with Atkins a bit - the first few days were pretty hellish, then everything was back to normal - energy levels were up consistently throughout the day.

    It stayed like that for several weeks...

    Until I took a vacation to Vegas, had a few espresso drinks and got rehooked on it. Oh well. I suspect I'll be in and out of caffeine for the rest of my life. It's just so good. :)

  250. Hey, you asked. by index72 · · Score: 1

    www.prestigepublishing.com

  251. I just quit - you can too. by legweak · · Score: 1

    I just stopped one day. It hurt for 3 days. I simply drank water like a maniac throughout, so that I continued to flush my system. It sucked, but not as bad as some things.

    Suck it up!

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  252. Try herbs... by Mipsalawishus · · Score: 1

    I've found that off-the-shelf ginseng and ginko biloba make really good replacements for caffeine. Although not approved by the FDA, they are usually good for boosting your energy level and clarity of thought. Other herbs like yerba matte also do the trick. While these are good replacements for caffeine, nothing beats a good dose of daily vitamins.

  253. Flushing out toxins? by ortholattice · · Score: 1
    The problem is not so much the lack of caffiene in your system as it is the toxins it leaves behind, and those need to be flushed out.

    Not to diminish your advice, but precisely what chemicals are these "toxins" you are referring to? Can you measure them with a blood assay? Perhaps there are such things, but I see the phrase "flushing out toxins" most often in the context of homeopathic remedies and such whose main benefit is to enrich their promoters.

    My guess would be simply that your brain has been accustomed to expect caffeine and it takes a while for it to readjust. But then I'm no expert.

    1. Re:Flushing out toxins? by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      Not sure about caffeine, but I know that nicotine changes brain chemistry. Replaces/supplants some needed neurochemicals. One of the reasons for addiction and withdrawal is that the body needs to learn to start making them again. I'm pretty sure that caffeine has a similar effect.

      But yes, you are correct: 'flushing out the toxins' does sound a bit like homeopathy.

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    2. Re:Flushing out toxins? by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      'flushing out the toxins' does sound a bit like homeopathy.
      Sounds like physiology to me, since removing toxins is part of the function of the kidneys. Grabbing an old A & P book (one of my Mom's old nursing texts, "Anatomy and Physiology", Kimber, Gray, Stackpole, and Leavell, 1963) off the shelf:
      During illness it is the function of the kidneys to eliminate toxic substances that find their way into the blood, whether these substances result from defective metabolism, from bacterial activity, or from chemical poisons. This may account for the fact that the kidneys are often left in a damaged condition and suggests the desirability of a copious intake of water in order to decrease the concentration of toxic materials and thereby lessen the chances of injury to the tissues.

      I.e., drinking water helps flush toxins out.

      Of course the liver also has a role in detoxification:

      The importance of the "protective" role of the liver cannnot be overemphasized. It controls not only the concentration of various substances but by a variety of chemical reactions such as oxidation, reduction, conjugation, and by other means, the liver detoxifies certain end products of digestion, for example, phenol, skatole, and indole. These are aromatic substances which give odor to fecal material. Through bile the liver eliminates certain drugs, and heavy metals such as mercury; morphine and strychnine can be absorbed and stored by the liver and freed slowly so that dilution their toxicity is diminished. By virtue of the Kupffer cells, which are located in the liver sinusoids, the liver has the ability to detoxify substances. These cells have phagocytic action and hence have an important role in the defense mechanism of the body.
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    3. Re:Flushing out toxins? by RevAaron · · Score: 1

      I've not read enough about caffeine, but I know some drugs do change brain and/or body chemistry quite a bit. "flushing toxins" does sound quite vague though, yes. In the instance of opiates, when an opiate comes along, whether its morphine or a built-in endorphin, the brain releases a chemical which counters the effects. Research has shown this is what is responsible for the nasty feelings during opiate withdrawl- injecting this counter chemical by itself brings about the same effects as a real withdrawl.

      Not a chemical in the general blood stream, but in the brain.

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    4. Re:Flushing out toxins? by MegaFur · · Score: 1

      Perhaps there are such things, but I see the phrase "flushing out toxins" most often in the context of homeopathic remedies and such whose main benefit is to enrich their promoters.

      Yeah, for sure. When I read the emphasized bit, my mind went straight back to the South Park ep with Miss Information. Kyle nearly died thanks to her. Of course, the gang were able to fix this by tricking Cartman out of his kidney so it's all good. :-)

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  254. I once went through the same thing by asmussen · · Score: 1

    The best advice I can give you is to just quit cold turkey. When I did it, I had a massive headache 24 hours a day for about 3 days, but after that it went away. Once the headache was gone, quitting wasn't too bad, although I didn't feel completely right for almost a month. Once I was totally over it though, I realized just how much the caffiene was screwing up my system. I felt much better overall. So, if you want to give it up, just go for it. The only really tough part IMHO was the first few days. On the whole it's not a terribly difficult addiction to break so long as you really want to do it.

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  255. Caffeine has been shown to be one of the best addictive sustances out there and is pretty mild in its side effects. Maybe you should just cut a _bit_.

  256. Kidney Stone by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

    I used to dring 4 mountaindews a day pulse plenty of tea. Then i passed a kidneystone. I had no problem kicking the habit.

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    1. Re:Kidney Stone by __aafutm5472 · · Score: 1

      Damn straight. I'm in the same boat. I had a kidney stone in each kidney -- two for the price of one!

      Doc said to cut back on my cheese (mmm....cheese) and cola, or else he'd be seeing me again. No problem!

      And don't go thinking kidney stones are for old people -- I was only 23 when I got mine.

    2. Re:Kidney Stone by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      Amen. Nothing like pissing blood and extream pain to make you rethink your life. In my case the pain came after the blood. Went to the can at 4:00 AM half a sleep. It came out bright red. I member thinking "that isn't right." I was wide awake after that. Another good ideal is not to go to the internet and type in your problems. 10 minutes on the web and I thought it was over.

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  257. Not Aspirin by MouthGMachine · · Score: 1

    Actually, the most important thing to remember is that caffeine is not a pain-killer, but it is a vasopressor. The headaches you feel related to caffeine are not the same class as the headaches you feel under stress for example - the regular type of headache is caused by the tightening of the band of muscles around the head, whereas the headaches you experience are related to dilation of the blood vessels in the brain. Since caffeine constricts the blood vessels, your body become acclimatized to being at a level of normal constriction with that amount of caffeine - when it is removed, your blood vessels will dilate hugely. Generic painkillers will not work for this headache - ask any migraine sufferer. You need to get some migraine medication - but watch out, because of the way migraines occur (initial constriction followed by very large dilation) you need to avoid the preventative drugs designed to stop the initial constriction, and get the drugs that relieve the pain of an already in progress headache. The class you want are known as serotonin agonists, rather than the antagonists.

  258. I quit. by xjosh · · Score: 1

    I quit consuming the stuff about 7 or 8 years ago. I just quit cold turkey and stuck it out with the headache (which tapered down to "mild" fairly quickly), and haven't missed it since. I took ibuprofen to help with the headache (which lasted about two weeks it seems).

    For years after I drank clear soft drinks like SPrITe or 7-up, and sometimes CF Doctor Pepper (which I had to have shipped to me by friends since it wasn't available in my area), but I've recently gotten back to drinking filtered and spring water.

  259. Just Say No! by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

    Or get Altzheimer's...

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  260. Why Stop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Suggesting that one should give up caffeine is like saying "Hey, stop downloading porn and spanking the monkey!"

    It's just not realistic. Once you're hooked you're hooked. Try and enjoy it. Don't fight it. And don't worry about getting hairy palms either - just wash your hands with Nair.

    Hope this helps.

  261. Just do what I did... by technomom · · Score: 1

    Quit when you get pregnant! The withdrawal stinks but you'll hardly notice it at all if you have morning sickness to begin with.

    In all seriousness, cold turkey worked for me. Yes, it does stink for about a week or so but then the headaches dissipate and pregnancy is a good enough reason to kick the caffeine. If you're not eligible, then quit when your SO quits.

    JoAnn

    1. Re:Just do what I did... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm. My mum drank coffee all through her pregnancy, she reckons it's what made me intelligent.

  262. Water + Time = Freedom by Morthaur · · Score: 1

    I had to go through this a couple of years ago when I developed a medical condition that demanded a reduction in my once-excessive caffeine intake. My solution?

    I didn't go cold-turkey, instead choosing to drink one fewer cup per day or two, and slowly tapering down to zero regular cups. This was accompanied by a dramatic increase in the amount of water I took in, which both gave me something to drink and helped to flush out my system.

    In less than a month, the headaches were gone, and I no longer had the cravings for it. It wasn't always fun or easy, but it was quite rewarding to be free of an accidentally-acquired chemical addiction.

    When you get down to it, caffeine is no different from nicotine or alcohol, which are in turn no different from cocaine or PCP. All are chemicals the body does not need, and that usually develop into powerful biological dependencies. We're better off with out any of 'em. Just my not-so-humble opinion. *grin*

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  263. Addiction, schmadiction. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, yeah, yeah... you say "there is a problem," but you say it in a condescending "well, since it's overuse, it must be a problem," sort of way -- a way that's rooted in the fallacious axioms of the modern war-on-drugs.

    Caffeine is significantly less harmful than the air he's breathing, that I can almost guarantee. Coffee contains long chain lipids that are no good for people with heart disease, but, in most people, I wouldn't worry about it.

    Caffeine is a pretty mild thing to get "hooked" on, in any case. Blood saturation takes only 2 cups, or so, which means that drinking several pots a day will produceno further psychoactive effects than what you'd get from a cup or two a day.

    So, if he's worried about his mad consumption, I suggest he stick to a cup or two in the morning and switch straight to fruit juice (grapefruit juice will prolong the effects of the caffeine, without having to consume more of it) or water.

    Jesus, you'd think the guy was a smoker or a smack addict. First, "heroin chic" is out, so, bud--you missed the trendy train... and second, OH MY FUCKING GOD, get some will pwoer: it's caffeine f'chrissakes... What's next?

  264. Cold Turkey by Wiseazz · · Score: 1

    It's probaby already been said, but I'll second... cold turkey is the best thing to do. The headaches will go away (I think I had mine for about a week), and your friends and family will (probably) eventually forgive your bastardness.

    Be sure to substitute your morning coffee with some decaff (not going to be 100% decaff, but close enough) - that helps with the habit part.

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  265. sex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You have to trade one addiction for another, I hear sex works well... But since this is slashdot, just go cold turkey.

  266. Not a caffeine problem... a sugar and diabetes one by protectr · · Score: 0

    The first thing that I thought of when i read your questionis "diabetes". My ex-girlfriend, and now my best friend, is diabetic andthe symptoms you describe are exactly the "same" she experiences inhypoglycemic situations: She has some big headaches and she gets angryfor nothing. After taking sugar, she's alright.

    Oh, and just a thing that makes me think your problem isnt caffeine;there's no caffeine in Mountain Dew... but only a HUGE amount of sugar... :/

    I hope that helps

  267. I managed some months ago! by aliosha · · Score: 0

    I guess no one is going to read this late comment, anyway: I "quit" drinking coffee some 3 months ago, after reading some things about its effects in a book of pharmacology (sp.) and realizing it was my only phisical addiction.

    I mostly did it to end the dipendence: I am not sure coffee causes any harm to a healthy person. (Oh, well, I did it also because to drink something that has been roasted seems to be a good way to cancer; but I am not sure of that either)

    I used to drink between 3 and 7 cups a day, the bigge figure before stressful deadlines and the like. I began drinking a cup less every some days, and after 2 weeks I tried not to drink it at all.
    I managed without headache; I was a bit sleepy, that's all.
    I kept on drinking a cup or two a week, and only if I was feeling to tired to do anything useful.
    It's funny how you notice how strong caffeine is as a drug if you take it only now and then: I feel it a lot now.

    That's it. I just drink some really light green tea in the morning, and sometime I eat chocolate or drink cocoa: remember that those contain a little bit of caffeine, it helps to wake up and not to suffer the splitting head aches.

    Good luck.

  268. amounts of caffeine in various products by sunhou · · Score: 1

    Like many people, I also kicked the caffeine habit, years ago in my case. I used to get bad headaches now and then, and didn't know why, until eventually I realized it happened when I happened to go without caffeine for a few days. I decided I'd better either have caffeine every day, or give it up (in my case, I used to drink iced tea pretty much all the time).

    After years being mostly caffeine-free, I'm terribly sensitive. If I have a can of coke today, and a can tomorrow, then I will almost certainly get a headache the day after.

    I really love chocolate, but limit myself to just a few bites a day. If I have more than that, and then lower the amount again, I get a headache.

    I don't mind, I just have to be careful about what I consume. And I make sure I only buy headache medicines which are caffeine-free, otherwise, it just postpones the problem but doesn't really help in the long run.

    When I travel in China, sometimes it's not easy convincing people that no, I really don't want to drink tea. (And I do like tea, so I'll have it once in a while, but I really have to be careful to space it out, just once every several days at most.) Chinese people are so polite, and they think I'm just being polite, so I really have to explain that no, it'll give me a headache, which they often think is just crazy.

    By the way, a friend of mine who knows about my sensitivity to caffeine cut out a little chart from a box of herbal tea she had, which I have hung onto since then, since I found it interesting. It shows the rough amounts of caffeine in various things, in milligrams per 8oz cup or equivalent:

    herbal tea: 0 (of course, that's why they put the chart on their box of herbal tea)
    decaffeinated coffee: 5mg
    chocolate bar: 25
    antioxidant green tea: 30
    cola: 45
    drip coffee: 90
    double espresso: 160

    Take it with a grain of salt, but there it is.

  269. Caffine is EASY to beat. by gte910h · · Score: 1

    Step 1> Buy a large amount of bottled water to take to work and have at home

    Step 2> Whenever you'd normally have coffee/coke, drink that bottled water instead

    Step 3> Whenever you get a headache, take excedrin. It contains caffine and will get rid of the withdrawl headache without exposing you to caffine in a drinkable form.

    After about 3 days, it gets rid of moderate addictions, and after a week it gets rid of bad addictions.

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  270. Re:Not a caffeine problem... a sugar and diabetes by IamSorrow · · Score: 1

    There is caffine in the American version of Mountain Dew not the Canadian Version, so his statement still stands.

  271. substitute. by xmorg · · Score: 1

    For coffee drink Hot Chocolate in the morning. For soda, drink sunny delight :)

  272. Re:But from a lot of people you get answers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then you'll get only one person's opinion instead of a whole bunch. The combined thought of a whole bunch of people beats the thought of an expert every time.

    I consume an average of around 8-10 cups of leaded a day, but have no trouble sleeping after drinking coffee (other than having to get up to pee later) and very rarely have trouble with headaches on withdrawal. The key for me is random consumption with a high standard deviation.

    Caffeine appears to be only very short-term physiologically addictive to me, and it doesn't seem to take hold until after a period of consistent intake. By periodically but randomly skipping having any caffeine at all for 16 hours here, 20 hours there, a day over there, I avoid the headaches when I stop for any particular amount of time.

  273. You know you're in the privileged West, when... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am so glad people like you are not responsible for any facet of drug policy. Not that the people in charge of US national drug policy are any less wanker-rrific than you.

    First: you know you're in the privileged West when someone claims or complains of "caffeine" addiction.

    Second: THC is nonaddictive. Everyone can smoke some dope on the weekend and resume "normal" activities. No, being a pothead, unlike being a smack addict, is a voluntary pursuit ;)

    1. Re:You know you're in the privileged West, when... by kryptkpr · · Score: 1

      THC is not physically addictive, no.. But it can definitely be mentally addictive provided you make it a daily habbit. You don't NEED it, you just really really really WANT it..

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    2. Re:You know you're in the privileged West, when... by uptownguy · · Score: 1

      THC is not physically addictive, no.. But it can definitely be mentally addictive provided you make it a daily habbit. You don't NEED it, you just really really really WANT it..

      Right. You just really, really WANT it. Like watching your favorite TV show. So? Are you "addicted" or is it just "hard to stop". This whole "mentally" addictive sounds like a crutch for non-thinking liberals and conservatives who want their world to be nice and black and white with good guys and bad. The fact is there are many pleasurable activities that you really, really WANT to do. Sex, for instance. Or, this being slashdot, masturbation... these are things you really, really WANT to do but your body doesn't change your brain chemistry to require it. Mentally addictive is a code-word used by people who don't believe in free will as much as the rest of us. And it robs people from understanding what a real physical addiction means and why it is fundamentally different from any "mental addiction"...

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    3. Re:You know you're in the privileged West, when... by kryptkpr · · Score: 1

      I'd say there are definitely people who are addicted TV (looks pretty.. pictures move!), there are also people addicted to fast food (tastes good, cheap, someone else makes it, more time for TV). This is what I mean by a mental addiction, and by that I mean the withdrawl symptomps will be mostly in your head. I fail to understand why/how this is a crutch? And how does this concept cause people to not believe in free will again?

      It's simply there to contrast the fact that on the other hand, there are people addicted to things like caffeine, nicotine, cocaine, heroin, and amphetamines.. these are physical addictions, with (sometims severe) physical withdrawl symptomps *in addition to* the mental withdrawl symptomps that accompany addiction to anything pleasurable.

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  274. Cold Turkey... sort of. by pfguy · · Score: 1

    This past Lent I decided to give up caffeine, since I could never go without meat for 40 days, I was horribly addicted to caffeine, and I couldn't think of anything else to give up.

    I started a week before Lent. I drank 2 20oz bottles of my preferred soda a day for 2 days, then I switched to 2 12oz cans for the next 2 days, 1 12oz can for the next 2 days, and finally nothing on the day before Lent. I didn't have any headaches at all(and the last time I had tried giving caffeine up I got violently sick, I'm talking nausea and vomitting here).

    And you might think I wasn't really addicted, but I was drinking 4 of those supersized
    ountain Dew Code Red bottles you can get at Wal-Mart (2 6packs for $5) a night, combined with what I drank while I was out.

  275. Cold turkey by Eric+Smith · · Score: 1
    I used to have a severe caffeine addiction. I also had acid reflux. My doctor gave me a long list of food and drink to avoid, including caffeine, and put me on acid reducers. I dropped everything other than caffeine, and between that and the acid reducers, the problem improved but did not go away.

    So I gave up caffeine, cold turkey. I used to routinely get bad headaches, but when giving up caffeine I had the worst headache I've ever had, which lasted about ten days. I wasn't able to do much of anything during that time.

    After that, I had no trouble avoiding caffeine, and I no longer had headaches except in the morning.

    Since then, I was diagnosed with severe sleep apnea, and treated with a CPAP machine. That completely eliminated the acid reflux, headaches, and other problems. I feel much better.

    I probably could drink caffeine again, but given what I went through to give it up, I think I'll just continue to get by without it.

    On rare occassions, such as early morning meetings, I still have a bit of trouble staying alert. Now if I drink 1/3 of a can of Coke it will keep me alert for hours. But I don't make a habit of it. I think I've had maybe a total of 32 oz. of caffeine-laden soft drinks since I quit, and no coffee or tea.

    Back when I was an addict, I could drink a quart of coffee, tea, or soda, and immediately afterward go to bed and have no trouble getting to sleep.

  276. You don't need caffeine to stay awake! by Dixie_Flatline · · Score: 1

    Dehydration is something that causes sleepiness. Most people don't know it, but they're chronically dehydrated. When you feel a bit tired around 1 or 2 in the afternoon, it's not because you didn't get enough sleep, it's because you don't have enough fluid.

    Most people have a cup of coffee in the morning. Caffeine is a mild diuretic, so most calculations that I've seen say to treat the beverage as having only half the amount of fluid in the cup, for hydration purposes. Sometime partway through the morning, you go have a pee and sit at your desk not drinking anything until you have another coffee a bit later. Net fluid intake? Half a coffee cup.

    If you just have a glass of juice in the morning and drink something non-caffeinated during the day, several times, you'll feel more awake. If you can actually stick to 8 glasses a day, you'll definitely feel more awake. I can guarantee that at the very least, running to the bathroom every half hour to pee will keep you more awake than before.

  277. Try this out by DanielBisping · · Score: 1

    Coffee is the problem, not really the caffeine. There is a complex set of alkaloids in the coffee bean that does more then just stimulates the adrenal system. Though the caffeine is a big contributor it isn't the only one. Trying to use soda as a substitute isn't the best way to go either. The caffeine in soda comes from the decaffeination process used with coffee and will have a similar effect.

    To deal with all the pitfalls, switch to tea and then taper off. Tea contains a theobromide that is similar to caffeine but isn't the same. You will likely miss out on having the headaches if you go the tea route. Green tea is the best bet because it's been proven to have the most inclusive health benefits. Black tea is almost as good but since it is fermented there are less virgin plant components to help out. Black tea also has more of the caffeine-like chemical than green tea, about 2 times as much.

    You might want to try a gingko supplement as well. Though it reality gingko does not increase memory, it is a stimulant that increases blood flow to the brain by increasing the size of the capillaries in your brain. This is similar to what coffee does except it seems to be gentler. At least in my experience it is.

    Some of my information is admittedly anecdotal, but most isn't. I hope that this helps if you actually read down this far.

  278. Not a good idea by hughk · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Asprin should not be taken on an empty stomach. It should really be taken after meals (or food-like drinks). Paracetamol is better, but you had better minimise any alcohol intake as some paracetamol plus any alcohol inside a day is a problem for the liver.

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  279. Water & Exercise by saden1 · · Score: 1

    Best way to quit is to substitute coffee with something like sparkling water and starting an exercise regime.

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  280. Atkins by Treacle+Treatment · · Score: 1

    As a suprising side effect of going on the Atkins diet I found that without all the carbs I didn't need the caffiene kick. This was especially noticed in the morning. Before the diet started I would be a total monster before getting my first cup. Now I can take it or leave it any time of the day and no caffiene headache withdrawls either. YMMV

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  281. Water is the answer. Nothing wrong with Caffiene. by twitter · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Most headaches are caused by dehydration. If you don't substitute something from the watter you were getting from the coffee and soft drinks, you will indeed get a headache. This is not a sign of addiction. Stick one of those two or three gallon water bottles from the grocery store in your cubicle and drink it like coffee and you won't have headaches.

    Coffee and soda are nasty stuff, but there is nothing wrong with caffeine. You will feel coffee on a good long bike ride. Don't even try to slake your thirst with carbonated corn syrup. So the toxcity of these things is demonstrated. While you might not want a Penguin mint on a bike ride, it won't hurt your stomach or make you sick. I'm not sure why people villify caffeine. A search of JAMA articles turns up nothing harmful and the AMA family medicine guide only cautions against drinking multiple pots of coffee a day without saying why.

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  282. Yeah, that's cuz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, it's because everyone was too flabbergasted by the enormity of this retarded story.

  283. Best Way To Beat A Caffeine Addiction? by McRib96 · · Score: 1

    The best way is to taper off gradually. If you go cold turkey, you will get the headaches. I used to be 2 cups coffee in the morning and 2-3 cokes a day.

    In my case, I dropped 1 coke for 2 weeks. Then I dropped another coke for the next 2 weeks, and so on. After some time, I was caffeine free and found myself with more energy naturally.

    To help you get through the mornings, try drinking caffeine free hot tea. Also, tell friends and co-workers that you're trying to quit and ask them to help you stay accountable. This is the biggest help of all!

    1. Re:Best Way To Beat A Caffeine Addiction? by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      tea has relaxants, so caffeine-free tea might not wake one up....actually, just switching to 2 cups green tea before noon might be a great idea, not too much caffeine, and 2 relaxants in there to makes one awake yet mellow.

  284. Caffine by a1z26b2y25 · · Score: 1

    Don't start.

  285. Get 420 Friendly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The best way to lose an addiction is to start another one. I find sex is very good to ween you off of anything - just get laid a lot.

  286. Sorry Coca-Cola by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I used to be adicted to caffeine, until I realized I was contributing $1600 of my income to the coffers of Coca-Cola. Yikes!

    The thing is, I could go all weekend without a coffee or a coke without any problems, but on a weekday, if I didn't have a coke by 9am, I would get headaches and stomach pains.

    I ended up quitting easily, with no withdrawal symptoms, when I quit my job to go back to full-time study.

    A lot of the addiction is in your mind, not your body. Change your lifestyle so your mind isn't thinking about it so much.

    My apologies to Coca-Cola for the sudden drop in sales.

  287. Drinking schedule by andermuffins · · Score: 1

    If you're disinclined to quit cold turkey one addition to the gradual quitting method is to not consume the bject of addiction (caffeine) at the same times or same places everyday. It makes a big difference in breaking the psychological ritual part of the habit as well as supposedly (according to my college psychology class) reduce one's chemical addiction. The idea was partly that your body anticipates chemical stimulations at certain times in your circadian rhythm and alters its chemistry to match, leading to increased need for the caffein at the usual time. If there's no usual time, the need is slightly decreased.

  288. Why give it up completely? by stangbat · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I understand wanting to cut back, but if drinking a moderate amount of caffiene a day will not cause any health problems for you, why give it up completely? It's not like crack. You can have a little each day and not risk your health.

    I drink 1/2 a cup of coffee a day and a can of soda. Yes I get a headache after a day or so if I don't have any caffiene. But I figured I enjoy coffee and I enjoy the soda, so I'll live with the small amount of caffiene. I guess I also enjoy the little pick me up from the caffiene too.

  289. Have a good reason by pyrogt · · Score: 1

    The only way i can quit caffiene (specifically chocolate) is to focus on something that i cannot do with shaky hands and the tendency to dehydrate quickly that comes with high levels of caffiene in the blood. Sports based on precision and endurance are excelent examples of this.

    I still indulge in my chocolate addiciton during christmas and in the off season (from olympic riflery), but the added benifits of the lack of caffiene in my blood stream (steadier hands and eyes that don't dehydrate as fast) are enough to get me through the headaches...

  290. Cautionary note by Knights+who+say+'INT · · Score: 1

    Caffeine might heighten your short-term intellectual awareness, but overall it diminishes your intellectual performance. Mainly because

    1) You are less able to focus while on caffeine.

    2) All that caffeine does is speed up the consumption of noradrenaline in your brain. For a while I tried to take heavy doses so I could cram a lot of study in little time, but one's brain has a limited stock of noradrenaline that takes some time to refill, and if you take too much of it and/or try to renew the effect after it's wearing out, you're bound to be _really fscking dumb_ for a period of time that will vary with your intake. I remember situations where I was totally braindead for three or four days. It can be despairing.

    My academic record has improved immensely since I started taking caffeine only for entertainment purposes (and during my vacations!). Please, save yourself the trouble I got myself into. (

    1. Re:Cautionary note by Knights+who+say+'INT · · Score: 1

      Two things that seem to speed up the "refillment" of noradrenaline after you're busted out are soy nuts and bananas. Don't have any info on that, it's just my empirical case.

  291. Doesn't work for me... by JumperCable · · Score: 1

    My problem is I can't get laid. How does your catch all solution of "JUST STOP IT" work for me? You insensitive clod.

    1. Re:Doesn't work for me... by MrDolby · · Score: 1

      Just STOP not getting laid. Problem solved.

    2. Re:Doesn't work for me... by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 2, Funny

      Most problems like that come from too high standards - or even just having standards. Just stop saying "no" to that nice 400lb borderline retarded girl. JUST STOP IT!

      --
      Everything will be taken away from you.
    3. Re:Doesn't work for me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      My problem is I can't get laid. How does your catch all solution of "JUST STOP IT" work for me? You insensitive clod.

      Stop jerkin your gherkin, and slowly but steadily the hormones will build up in your system, your genetic heritage will take over, and you'll do the "right" things, and say the "right" stuff that will get you laid, even if you look like Janet Reno.
    4. Re:Doesn't work for me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No way should this be marked informative. I jerked off something like twice a day, every day up until I got laid. Then straight back into it in between girlfriends. *NEVER* had a problem getting laid.

      I guess geeks just want to believe in some magic 'scientific' method of getting laid. Truth is, you're not going to get laid sitting in front of the computer, is all. Take an hour off to go out - you'll find a girl who's horny soon enough.

  292. Try a Fast by NeedlessVoyager · · Score: 1

    Caffeine is just one of many substances (toxic or not) being stored in the body. A fast gives the body a chance to clean house.

    A fast is giving up everything for a period of time. You drink distilled water and nothing else.

    You also stop any supplements and, if possible, any medicine, but see your doctor first if you take meds.

    For a fast longer than 4 or 5 days see your doctor first, he might not agree with the idea. If he does then you should see him every week for monitoring while on the fast.

    Our ancestors survived famine to get us here so fasting is something that the body is hardwired to do when needed.

    A fast is also the right time to give up other bad habits like smoking.

    For reference check out, "Fasting and Eating for Health" by Joel Fuhrman, M.D.

    I started one today.

    1. Re:Try a Fast by grolschie · · Score: 1

      Fasting is one sure way to make me cranky, headachy and a general pain to be around. Lots of water and understanding housemates help alot. :-)

  293. phase into something similar w/o the caffeine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I used to drink diet coke all the time, I then slowly changed over to caffeine free diet coke, then flavored seltzer. Took a while, but I feel a lot better on a daily basis, you'll be glad you did.

    Stay hydrated, you can get headaches from not being hydrated.

  294. gurana.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.drugstore.com/qxp41752_333181_sespider/ gnc_herbal_plus/standardized_guarana_250mg_capsule s.htm

    this is the only way i can get through a day of IT.

    all the perks of caffine.. none of the side effects that i've seen. No jitters or headaches.

  295. Quitting for your health by geo-geo · · Score: 1

    I'm a developer. I drink 7-10 cups a day, only now it's decaf. I'm not exactly how much lower the caffeine amount is but from what I've read it's low enough to make a significant difference.
    Ya see a couple of years ago I applied for life insurance and part of the drill was a physical. The doctor noticed something about my heart so I was sent to a specialist and had several test done (all day monitor, etc.). The results came back showing 17% of the time my heart would either skip or give a double beat. It was determined that the amount of caffeine (I also added pop in my daily intake) had a great deal to do with it.
    So that day I went out and purchased Decaf coffee and I've been drinking it since. Sure, once in a while I'll have a high-test in the afternoon if I'm really sluggish, but I'm 98% decaf. I really don't remember if the swithch was tough but I have no problem getting by on the stuff and I know I'm better for it (and I didn't have to give up coffee)!

  296. quitting is the easy part... by esnyder · · Score: 1
    For me at least, quitting was the easy part; staying quit is hell. I've been a heavy coffee drinker since early high school (I'm now 27) and absolutely love the stuff. It smells good, tastes better, and the feel of caffeine entering my bloodstream is heaven. But I get fierce headaches if I go without, some other compound in coffee gives me nasty body odor, and I hate the feeling of being so dependent on a substance.

    So a couple of years ago I decided to quit. I personally had to go cold turkey; tapering off was too hard to contemplate. And yes, it sucked for a week; bad headaches, tired, cranky, etc.. I second the good advice already given to sleep alot and drink lots of water. After a week though, the physical symptoms are pretty much over.

    Then, for me at any rate, the craving really set in. I sort of figured that after awhile it would just be out there, something I didn't drink anymore and used to like. After years of not drinking coffee I lust after it more than ever. Walking past the coffee aisle in the grocery store is torture. Hanging our with friends in a coffee shop makes me want to chew my nails off. All I can say is, I'm glad I never got going on something like cigarettes or heroin.

    So my advice? Think hard before quitting. Do you really want to? Are you willing to go through life always wanting it and not doing it? For me, for some perverse reason, the answer is yes. But if it isn't for you, why put yourself through the initial pain of withdrawal?

    Best of luck.

    --

    Emile Snyder
    www.talentcodeworks.com

  297. You're going to feel lousy for a few days by DavidinAla · · Score: 1

    I was similarly hooked on caffeine until a few years ago. I used to drink so much diet Coke that the cashiers at the grocery store thought I was stocking up for a huge party every few days. I used to joke that Coke's stock would fall if I quit drinking the stuff. I HAD to have it all the time. Based on a lot of things, I decided I wanted to get it out of my system.

    For me, there were two keys. First, I had to simply accept that I was going to feel lousy for several days -- and I did. I had horrible, pounding headaches while my body was de-toxing. The second key was to drink a LOT of water.

    One of the things I realized in retrospect is that I had been dehydrating my body by drinking soft drinks instead of water. I had assumed the the water in the soft drinks would have the same effect as drinking water, but I've discovered (both from reading and experience) that that assumption was wrong. I now drink somewhere in the neighborhood of four or five liters of water every day. When I first started doing it, I had to go to the bathroom more often, but your body seems to adjust. You might also find that you feel your thirst more than you formerly did, and you realize that it's WATER you want instead of the caffeine.

    One other factor, for me at least, is how much sugar or other carbohydrates I consume. I can't speak for everyone, but I KNOW that I feel much better and have lots more energy when I get sugar out of my system, too. In general, the way my body is "happiest" is when I'm eating according to the methods promoted by the Atkins Center, which was founded by the late diet doctor and nutritionist Dr. Robert Atkins. If you'd like to know more about their nutritional approach (not just for weight loss, contrary to popular belief), see their web site at http://www.atkins.com/

  298. Simple. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stop drinking caffeine and deal with the headaches for a while. If they don't go away, go see a headache specialist.

    If you have migraines, you're pretty much fucked for a while. Ibuprofen won't do shit if you have a bad migraine and you're getting off of caffeine. Get some nuts (I like almonds) and chocolate, and eat them when you start getting migraine symptoms. Note that migraine symptoms can include things like visual anomalies (seeing stuff out of the corner of your eye that isn't there) and other stuff. And take afternoon naps when possible.

    Then again, if you are a fat fuck (like most slashdotters), I'm guessing the chocolate and afternoon naps are already part of your life. Shrug.

  299. Been there. Done that. Recommend it. by Gorimek · · Score: 1

    I've quit caffeine twice (make your own joke). Cold turkey both times. As addictions go it's probably one of the easiest to beat. I get two days of pretty serious headaches, and feel kinda "off" for three more, and then it's done.

    And it's so worth it. I sleep better, I'm less tense, and my days don't revolve around getting my next fix.

    Do it!

  300. Cold turkey. Start on a long weekend. by gatkinso · · Score: 1

    Put away your coffee machine at home.

    Give away your unused coffee.

    Get rid of your mug at work, preferably on the day before the long weekend of cold turket begins.

    Good luck.

    --
    I am very small, utmostly microscopic.
  301. I quit caffiene for 3 1/2 years! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I did it.. It's rough at first, but after a few weeks, it gets better, and after a month or so, you don't even think about it.

    I was drinking several cups of coffee in the morning, and 5-7 mountain dews a day up to the time I quit!

    I have since started on caffiene again, but in moderation. I will have a cup of coffee in the morning, maybe 2 cups some days, but that's about it!

  302. use the caffeine patch and gum! by Code-Ex · · Score: 1

    yup.. just like smoking, there are patches and gum out there.. and if you go to a herbal store, there will be even more "help" aids.

  303. just taper off by firewood · · Score: 1
    Don't stop drinking coffee outright. That will give you a awful headache that even ibuprofen won't help. Just taper off by about half-a-cup less a day, starting several days before you want to be off coffee. If you can taper-off completely, you're not addicted, it's just that your body is acclimatized to caffeine.

    I used to do this once a year when I was working at a dot com where they had espresso machines everywhere. I'd start 2 weeks before a trip, and gradually cut back from several double espressos a day to one coffee to a small chocolate bar. Then I could go on long backpack trips; or stay at conferences at really weird places, such as Provo, Utah, where one can't get coffee on campus legally.

  304. Caffeine is a wuss drug by unix+guy · · Score: 1

    I walked away from cigarettes, cocaine and several other unspecified alkaloids at the same time 30+ years ago. Take Nike's advice - Just do it...

    --
    "Straddling the sword of technology..."
  305. Very difficult, but worth it. by dylansm · · Score: 1

    I was just like you. I think I drank so much coffee because I was constantly chasing the caffeine headache.

    Best way to quit (it took a few tries; different approaches): taper slowly until your done with it.

    For me, I found I didn't need the morning coffee as much as the afternoon. You may be different; point is, start with the one that you need less. Taper down until that craving/headache hell is gone. Then move on to the harder one.

    Good luck. It's a much better way. Cleaner, and you won't be tired all the time (it may take a month or two, however). You'll be overall healthier, in my opinion.

  306. How I deal with withdrawl by alriddoch · · Score: 1

    The first time I had to deal with this I used Ibuprofen or Aspirin to get through the pain. It counters the effect of caffeine withdrawl pretty well. The pain usually lasts for just over a day at most, after that I feel amazingly free. I got into the habit of avoiding coffee for a few days before going abroad, so I didn't have a shitty time if I couldn't get good coffee. Over the last few months I have made a point of drinking no coffee at all at the weekend. This keeps my habit nicely under control, minimises the withdrawl symptoms, and makes the caffeine much more effective on Monday morning.

  307. Some Alternatives by DynaSoar · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Caffeine is one of 3 methylated xanthines, the others being theophylline and theobromine. Taking the others can serve to reduce withdrawal. Caffeine is the most addictive because it's the fastest acting of these, just as crack is the most addictive form of cocaine. You can find these chemicals in:

    1. Chocolate. It has 10% of the caffiene of coffee, but contains these other also. It also contains PEA, "an endogenous neuroamine, increases attention and activity in animals" (http://www.chocolate.org/pea.htm). PEA may be the most neglected and useful of the brain amines. Chocolate makes many people just feel better; this may be why.

    2. Guarana: An "herbal" (actually the inside bark of a tree) that contains all 3 of the chemicals, caffeine least. However, it can become a substitute addiction, and it costs more than chocolate. There was a soda that had guarana, but only as a flavoring, not a "suppliment". Some "power drinks" have guarana, but can also have ephedrine, which is not a good thing.

    3. Foods: Caffeine acts by increasing norepinepherine (NE) levels in the brain. Take it away and NE drops. This is the mechanism of addiction. Any foods high in phenylalanine or tyrosine are good dietary precursors to replace the NE the body isn't getting now that caffeine isn't forcing its production. High phenylalanine or tyrosine foods are typically your high-protein foods, meats and fishes, dairy products, whole oats and wheat. Here's a picture of the metabolic pathway involved (http://www.life-enhancement.com/article_template. asp?ID=356). You'll notice it says "(nor)adrenalin" instead of (nor)epinepherine. Same chemicals, outside or inside the blood/brain barrier. Yeah, caffeine gives you adrenalin.

    Caffeine truly is addicting. However, it is one of the weakest addictions. It's easy to break and the withdrawals are not bad. Also, it can typically be used safely by those previously addicted, without necessarily causing re-addiction.

    I am not a physician. But then I'm not prescribing anything, and what I offer as suggestions are not controlled substances. I am, however, a professional neuroscientist with a fair amount of experience in psychopharmacology, and prior to getting my doctorate, worked for several years as a licensed substance abuse counselor.

    Me, I'd go for the chocolate. Whether I need it or not.

    Q: Why is there no twelve step group for caffeine addiction?

    A: I DON'T HAVE TIME TO WAIT AROUND FOR THAT.

    --
    "I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid." -- Bishop 341-B
    1. Re:Some Alternatives by jonbrewer · · Score: 1

      "I am, however, a professional neuroscientist with a fair amount of experience in psychopharmacology, and prior to getting my doctorate, worked for several years as a licensed substance abuse counselor."

      So what do you think about Ephedrine (Metabolife)? Amphetamine (Adderall)? Should they be regulated/classified/banned? Why are they any worse than caffeine or nicotine?

      At some points in my life I've tried pretty much all the major stimulants, whether naturally or chemically derived, and found most to be pretty useful and more agreeable than smoking - at least for my purposes - keeping myself in front of a computer and coding for a few hours at a time.

      Since starting sertraline a few years back though, I've found my appetite for stimulants has significantly waned...

    2. Re:Some Alternatives by DynaSoar · · Score: 1

      jonbrewer sez: "So what do you think about Ephedrine (Metabolife)? Amphetamine (Adderall)? Should they be regulated/classified/banned? Why are they any worse than caffeine or nicotine?"

      Ephedrine is rough on the body. The benefits are outweighed by the side effects. There's better ways to the same end.

      IMO, amphetamines and methylphenidate (Ritalin) should be class A narcotics (yeah, I know they're not "narcotic"; it's a US goobermint category) and be heavily monitored and regulated. These things are "legal" cocaine. And even for those people who can benefit from them, there's going to be long term side effects no different from chronic use by those who don't need them. I'm afraid we're going to raise a nation of chronic depressives and possibly Parkinson's patients. I'd like to see them done away with completely. Even in the early seventies there were plenty of warnings from the drug culture itself, saying "Speed Kills". It's still true, and coming from a factory doesn't change that.

      There's a new stimulant that has an entirely different mechanism and it's being used for ADHD. So far it looks to be much safer than speed.

      --
      "I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid." -- Bishop 341-B
    3. Re:Some Alternatives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IMO, [...] amphetamines and methylphenidate (Ritalin) should be [...] heavily monitored and regulated

      Here's hoping you never get into a position of authority. Drug prohibition is wrong, period. Prohibition is singly responsible for the mass devastation that drugs have caused in the lives of people the world over: it is prohibition that creates a black market in which thugs and thieves are allowed to murder and pillage at will... it is prohibition that deprives coca farmers of their rights... it is prohibition that leads to an addiction culture.

      It is wrong, of course, to dope your children, but, that issue is separate and needn't be enforced using clearly failed prohibition policies.

    4. Re:Some Alternatives by DynaSoar · · Score: 1

      Anonymous Coward sez: "Here's hoping you never get into a position of authority. Drug prohibition is wrong, period. Prohibition is singly responsible for the mass devastation that drugs have caused in the lives of people the world over: it is prohibition that creates a black market in which thugs and thieves are allowed to murder and pillage at will... it is prohibition that deprives coca farmers of their rights... it is prohibition that leads to an addiction culture."

      I agree with you in principle regarding drug prohibition. It has caused unnecessary devistation. Yet the drugs themselves also do much damage, so your "singly" is not accurate.

      A.C. also sez: "It is wrong, of course, to dope your children, but, that issue is separate and needn't be enforced using clearly failed prohibition policies."

      You can't have one set of laws for adults with children and another for adults without children. Eastern Virginia Medical School did a study where they found out that 67% of children that were a year or more young for their grade (i.e. had been advanced one or more grades beyond their age peers) were on speed. The only likely explanation was that their parents were dosing them so they could excell. THIS is what needs regulating. Furthermore, my concern is much more with the industry manufacturing and recommending harmful drugs when other options are safer, but less profit-making. They too need more regulation. Too many doctors are prescribing because parents ask for something, and the doctor knows that if he'she doesn't, the parents will just go elsewhere. Doctors that do so need closer regulation. Doctors should report parents who are prescription shopping on behalf of their kids, when it comes to these substances. IMO, that's child abuse.

      I'm all for rational decisions by rational adults on their own behalf. But that implies they learn enough about what they're doing for the decision to be rational. I think these substances are far more harmful than the advertising says. Frankly I'd prefer they weren't manufactured at all. If they're going to be, they should be examined carefully, at ALL stages of the supply chain. And if the last stage is an adult, and they're aware what they're getting into, let them. If they get addicted, and many will, it's their own fault. In that way they will create their own freely chosen culture of addiction. And when it comes to it, plenty of people do just that now, and so prohibition itself is not solely responsible for a "culture of addiction".

      --
      "I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid." -- Bishop 341-B
    5. Re:Some Alternatives by CentrX · · Score: 1

      As an aside, why is crack more addictive than powder cocaine? I was under the impression that insufflated powder cocaine would reach the brain faster than inhaled cocaine? Am I simply incorrect, or are there some other features of the respective substances?

      --

      "The price of freedom is eternal vigilance." - Thomas Jefferson
    6. Re:Some Alternatives by DynaSoar · · Score: 1

      CentrX sez: "As an aside, why is crack more addictive than powder cocaine? I was under the impression that insufflated powder cocaine would reach the brain faster than inhaled cocaine? Am I simply incorrect, or are there some other features of the respective substances?"

      The common misconception is that it dissolves into the nasal membranes, and being close to the brain, it leaks in there and does its work. Not so. It has to get into the brain (that is, inside the blood/brain barrier) by being carried there by the blood, and it has to makes it way all the way to the capillaries around the brain cells.

      If you snort it, it has to hit the membranes and melt, then soak in to the bloodstream, into the veins. The blood carries it to the heart, out to the lungs, back to the heart and out to the body. All the while it's mixing with other blood and getting diluted, and the concentration measured anywhere in the body goes up slower.

      If it's smoked, it doesn't have to melt. It's absorbed right into the blood in the lungs, and has only one trip through the heart on its way to the body. Far less mixing, far faster delivery.

      Cocaine, or any of the DA stimulants, cause a sudden out-pouring of dopamine. That's the high. But with that out-pouring, the cells doing the pouring detect the high concentration outside themselves, and shut down. They won't pump more out. The more that can get out in that first rush, before the cells shut down, the greater the effect, both in the high, and in the addictive potential.

      If I recall the chemistry right, the cocaine from crack is essentially free base (it's carbonate as crack, but released with smoking), and is therefore more soluble (again, faster acting) than the typcical powdered form, the hydrochloride.

      --
      "I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid." -- Bishop 341-B
    7. Re:Some Alternatives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's easy to break and the withdrawals are not bad.

      I'm affraid I really have to disagree with that. I've been both addicted to amphetamines, and caffeine, and the latter has been far more of a challenge to get rid of. I felt pretty much back to my normal self after going without speed for a week, caffeine typically takes me closer to two or even three weeks. And while the actual symptoms of withdrawl are far less, I've found it harder to get through simply because the cure-all is sitting in the cola section of every store, or even friends house, that I go to. While speed is generally harder to randomly come accross, and even then there's so little assurance of either quality or of it even being what it's said to be, that it's not as hard to turn it down.

  308. Just STOP! by Solid+Paradox · · Score: 1

    The best way to beat caffeine addiction is to just stop. If you lack the strenght then caffeine addiction is the least of your problems - you're probably a total loser.

    (ex-caffeine addict)

  309. I did it by Genevish · · Score: 1

    I gave up caffeine a few years ago. As others have mentioned, it only takes a few days for the headaches to go away. I took an occasional Tylenol or Advil and it was fine.

    The reason I quit? I used to have a REALLY hard time getting up in the AM, but now it's much easier. Also, I don't have those tired moments, when you need a soda to pick you up. And the best part: If you ever need to stay awake for an extended period of time (or just want to freak out your co-workers with your hyperactivity), a Mountain Dew will send you to the moon.

    The only drawback is the lack of drink options (I drink Sprite now), plus I really miss Mountain Dew...

  310. Codeine vs. paracetemol vs. ibuprofen vs. asprin by wildjim · · Score: 1

    I probably mis-remembered 'liver damage' for 'kidney damage', but paracetemol definitely has a damaging effect every time, and too-regular or too-big a dosage will begin to cause irreversible damage -- which is why the warning on the packet -- and codeine is even a restricted drug in the UK because of it, though strangely not in NZ or Australia.
    I used to suffer from bad migraines, and it's unbelieveably effective against them where the others (incl. ibuprofen) won't make a dent. Pity, really, because my Grandfather being a doctor warned me of the side-effects.

  311. Caffiene became toxic to me... by AtariKee · · Score: 1

    ... so it was real easy for me to quit. I drank the equivalent of two pots a day for years. Then one day, I started feeling sick constantly. Not just physically; I started to think I was going mad. The daily panic attacks and anxiety took its toll on me after a year or so; I had lost 20 pounds and had a very hard time getting through the day without having some thoughts of suicide. It never occured to me that it was the caffeine that was causing the symptoms.

    Finally, after two years of not being able to work or basically function, I saw a doctor. Turns out that my extreme caffeine addiction turned into an allergy, and I was told to quit immediately. After a few days of splitting headaches, the anxiety, panic, and depression disappeared.

    A couple of weeks ago, I was accidently given a regular cup of coffee at a restaurant instead of decaffeinated, and I was sick all fricking day. I've since cut out the decaf. I NEVER want to go through that shit again.

    --
    "You're getting brutal, Sark. Brutal and needlessly sadistic."
    "Thank you, Master Control"
    -Sark and the MCP
    1. Re:Caffiene became toxic to me... by dev11 · · Score: 1

      I had a similar experience with alcohol. Back in college, I did the whole drinking thing, and drank a few beers most days. I think I drank mostly out of boredom, really. Then I just quit for a month without really thinking about it. When I tried drinking again, any amount of alcohol would make me sick and bloated, and I still can't drink alcohol 10 years later, which really sucks, because I really did enjoy a beer or glass of wine at the end of the day. I thought it might be something else (hops, whatever), but I can drink non alcoholic beer just fine, but what is the point? So in my case, I seemed to develop the allergy after abstaining. Very strange. I wish there was some way to "train" or desensitize my body to tolerate alcohol like I used to. Sort of like a reverse withdrawl process.

  312. I'M A VEGETARIAN... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...you insensitive clod!

  313. Get a cold! by CarbonRing · · Score: 1

    A little over two years ago I ended my caffeine addiction of over 20 years pretty much by accident. I had a nasty cold/flu and drinking Coke just wasn't appealing. After a week of being miserable with the cold, I realized that I had gone a the entire time without any caffeine with no (additional) symptoms. So, I decided that was my golden opportunity to kick the habit without dealing with annoying withdrawal symptoms.

    I haven't had a Coke or other significant caffeine since. I feel better, sleep better, and can power through late nights just as well as I did when I thought caffeine was helping me stay awake.

    Before that I had tried several times to quit, unsuccessfully. Finally, I had solemnly resolved to give up trying to give up caffeine. I'm glad to have broken that vow.

  314. Re:Not a caffeine problem... a sugar and diabetes by Temkin · · Score: 1



    Most people don't realize that a can of soda has the carbohydrate equivalent of roughly 3 baked potatos! Drinking a 2 liter jug of soda every day will burn out the isulin producing cells in some people's pancreas, and make them diabetic.

  315. Sleep and addiction by xluap · · Score: 1

    Here is a snippet about sleep and addiction.
    Sleep and addiction

    The most important long-term problem is the effect that caffeine has on sleep.The half-life of caffeine in your body is about 6 hours. That means that if you consume a big cup of coffee with 200 mg of caffeine in it at 3:00 PM, by 9:00 PM about 100 mg of that caffeine is still in your system. You may be able to fall asleep, but your body probably will miss out on the benefits of deep sleep. That deficit adds up fast. The next day you feel worse, so you need caffeine as soon as you get out of bed. The cycle continues day after day. This is why 90% of Americans consume caffeine every day. Once you get in the cycle, you have to keep taking the drug. Even worse, if you try to stop taking caffeine, you get very tired and depressed and you get a terrible, splitting headache as blood vessels in the brain dilate. These negative effects force you to run back to caffeine even if you want to stop.

  316. DRINK APPLE JUICE by teambpsi · · Score: 1

    Quit cold-turkey, and substitute apple juice in the morning -- it will help take the edge off it

    At the height of my addiction I was three extra large skim latte's a day, and coffee right before i would go to bed

    I share your pain -- I too was a "slave to the bean"

    --

    Old age and treachery almost always overcome youth and skill.
  317. Re:Water & Exercise by Frymaster · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Best way to quit is to substitute coffee with something like sparkling water and starting an exercise regime.

    you sound like someone who's never had a cup of coffee in his life.

    if yr a caffeine addict (as i am) you know that during withdrawal you are too debilitated to type let alone exerise.

    now, i've quit coffee twice successfully in my life (and returned voluntarily and deliberately) and have developed a "formula":

    • take a week off work - and everything else.
    • take a lot b-complex vitamins. four b50's a day shoud do it
    • make liberal use of vasoconstrictor spray. something with xylo in it like otrivin.
    • ibuprofen combined with the xylo will releive most of the sinus headaches.
    • if you can get melatonin, get it. this will get you over the withdrawal insomnia.
    • drink lots of water. sparkling's okay - i'd suggest s'pelgrino or grolschteiner (sp?)
    • if this fails try again with a mild antidepressant. st. john's wort for instance or if you want something stronger you can get wellburtin from your doctor for "quitting smoking". be careful with antidepressants though! and remember they take a couple of weeks to "pack".

    good luck!

  318. The government will pay you to curb the addiction! by Gunfighter · · Score: 1

    Just do what I did. Join the Marines. Three months at Parris Island without caffeine, nicotine, or alcohol should do the trick. You'll get plenty of water to drink (albeit luke warm from a canteen), and the excercise will help keep your mind off of whatever it was you're supposed to be craving.

    In all seriousness though, looking back I wish I hadn't gone out the morning after I returned from boot camp. I should have just stayed home with the family. Instead I went straight to the nearest 7-11 and nabbed a pack of smokes and a steaming hot cup of coffee. It was like pouring regular unleaded into a sports car! I was in the best shape of my life. All I had to do was stick with it, but nooooooooooo... had to have a smoke. Duh! That was twelve years ago and I'm still smoking. I did manage to drop caffeine for a few months (went cold turkey), but other than that brief period a few years ago, it's a pack a day and almost a pot of coffee a day (plus sodas at lunch and dinner).

    Turn back now while you still have the chance. In the words of Monty Python in their quest for the Holy Grail, "Run Away!!! Run Away!!!".

    --
    -- Stu

    /. ID under 2,000. I feel old now.
  319. Dr. Weil by SilentWatcher · · Score: 1

    Here's some advice from Dr. Weil on how to beat caffeine. The Q&A Library has lots of other useful info too.

  320. Stop being a baby? by ziggy_zero · · Score: 1

    I used to drink coffee and a few caffeinated sodas every day. I decided I didn't like the fact that I was getting 3 hours of sleep and the color my teeth were turning due to the coffee. I stopped drinking coffee and caffeinated drinks a few months ago, and now my teeth are white and I can get anywhere from 7-9 hours of sleep every night.

    I've been known to kick back some Dr. Pepper every once in awhile before a class I know is going to be hard not to sleep through, sure, but I mean caffeine isn't a hard drug, c'mon.

    And here's a handy tip for dealing with headaches - take some Advil.

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    I belong to the ______ generation.
  321. okay, with all the talk of water.. by thomas_klopf · · Score: 1

    (script for Dr. Strangelove at :
    http://www.visual-memory.co.uk/amk/doc/0055.htm l
    )

    Ripper:

    Have you ever seen a commie drink a glass of water?

    Mandrake:

    Well, no I... I can't say I have, Jack.

    Ripper:

    Vodka. That's what they drink, isn't it? Never water?

    Mandrake:

    Well I... I believe that's what they drink, Jack. Yes.

    Ripper:

    On no account will a commie ever drink water, and not without good reason.

    Mandrake:

    Oh, ah, yes. I don't quite.. see what you're getting at, Jack.

    Ripper:

    Water. That's what I'm getting at. Water. Mandrake, water is the source of all life. Seven tenths of this earth's surface is water. Why, you realize that.. seventy percent of you is water.

    Mandrake:

    Uhhh God...

  322. This worked for me, but I wouldn't recommend it by kmassare · · Score: 2, Funny

    I had a similar caffine problem for many years after I started drinking coffee while in the Navy. About five years ago I was on a business trip and got samonella food poisoning during the trip. I barely made it home and was down for six days. Believe me, I had no desire for coffee during that time. After I recovered, I decided that since I hadn't had any coffee for almost a week, I would quit. It worked.

  323. Cold turkey worked for me by dantonioJr · · Score: 1

    I gave up caffiene cold turkey about 32 months ago.

    The key was picking the right time to do it. I didn't quit at the start of a project, or during a high stress time in my personal life. I picked a time when a project had just been completed, and I was heading out of town for a week for training.

    Being away from home meant that I didn't have the caffienated products lying around, and the lighter schedule meant that when I felt tired (or had a bad headache), I could just go to sleep. I sleep a lot that week, but it really worked out for me.

    Another piece of advice, for keeping the tempations at bay, was the I kept off decaf coffee, caffiene-free Coke, etc. until I had a month or two under my belt.

  324. I quit cold turkey once by jefdiesel · · Score: 1

    In my teens we would sit around the coffee shop drinking refill after free refill.

    One night I lay in bed twitching, until five or six in the morning, only to sleep until the next evening, and awake with a horrible headache.

    Right then I decided (foolishly maybe) to quit ala Trainspotting's Renton.. "one room which you will not leave; one mattress; tomato soup, ten tins of..."

    Ok no soup.. but a couple days of hell later, I was free.. mint tea at the coffee shop wasn't as much fun, so a year of managing myself I decided I was allowed to moderate my caffeine intake, read: Drink Coffee!!

    Here I am 30, with a coffee cup tattoo, I make espresso on my gas stove, and rarely drink horribly drip coffee. But some nights at work, I still hit the espresso machine until all I can see is light.. and I need four or five pints just to fall asleep..

    Ah they joys of being an adult..

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    I hate spyware and spies
  325. Well... by michrech · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I realize I'm late to this topic, but I figured I'd post my two cents anyway... This is slashdot, afterall. =]

    Roughly a year and a half ago I was drinking anywhere from 12 to 24 12 ounce cans of MD a *day*. I never had any problems going to sleep at night but I had major problems waking up the next morning. I never drank MD for the caffeine; I actually like the taste of it. It never seemed to give me 'more energy' after I drank a can. It never helped me 'think more clearly' after a can. I just liked the stuff.

    As time went on, I was having more and more trouble waking up in the morning. I was at a point where I was waking up more tired than when I went to bed. It was getting to where I'd get up and be at work by 08:00 and home by 17:30. I'd usually fall asleep on the couch by 20:00 (after having eaten something for dinner) and wake up to my alarm the next day, still tired.

    I finally went to see a doctor by that point and found that not only did I have mono (which explains the seemingly sudden tired feelings I had right after work, no matter how much MD I would drink), but the amount of caffeine I was taking in each day was preventing me from getting the REM sleep I needed, if I ever entered REM sleep mode at all (or so my doctor told me. It's all greek to me). Anyway, I just stopped drinking anything that had caffeine. I took any of the 12 packs of MD I had back to the store and exchanged it for Caffeine Free MD. I now drink that, and many other caffeine free soads that are on the market (Pepsi's Nu Grape, Orange Slice, etc).

    I never suffered from any of the headaches I was told I would have. After only a week without caffeine, I was able to tell a difference in the morning when I woke up. I felt so much better. After all this time (about a year and a half, or so.. time flies so fast these days) I might have one or two sodas a week that have caffeine, but no more. I've never been a coffee or tea guy, so I never had to worry about either of those.

    I don't know why I didn't suffer the headaches. Nor does my doctor. I guess I was just lucky. Dunno.

    Guess I'm done rambling now.. Thanks for reading.. =]

    --
    bork bork bork!
    1. Re:Well... by darketernal · · Score: 1

      Perhaps it was because you at no point considered that Mountain Dew a requirement to keep yourself perked up. Which further proves that it's a psychological addiction more than anything.

  326. getting off caffeine by druglessdoc · · Score: 1

    Mix half caffeine, half decaf coffee for one week, then three fourths decaf one fourth caffeine. In 2 weeks, you dependency will be minimized. I would also use a cone filter versus the flat bottom drip units. You will get a more robust flavor using less beans. Get a coffee pot that has a slower drip option, you will use less coffee and get the reduced caffeine buzz. By the way your adrenal gland is the organ being stressed with the caffeine. A great book is "Adrenal Fatigue" by Dr. Wilson. My best-- druglessdoc

  327. easy by ksheff · · Score: 1

    drink something else. the headaches will go away after a day or two.

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    the good ground has been paved over by suicidal maniacs
  328. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  329. two Bodums a day of inky black French roast by epine · · Score: 4, Informative


    Drinking that much coffee is not good for the body. I learned the hard way: wore out my adrenal system.

    It's not so easy to quit as some people suggest.

    First time I quit cold turkey, spent three days in bed with wracking headaches and no appetite for food. The headaches became less severe after three days, but my body was not yet at peace. Suffered unproductively for the better part of two weeks and then started drinking coffee again to get on with my life. But a lot less than before.

    Another iteration of quiting and unquiting got me down to about two or three large cups a day.

    Then I had a prescription medication that interacted badly with caffeine and I had to quit again. Still had the headaches for several days, but this time my life didn't stall completely. A month later I still couldn't function at full intensity, so I started drinking one cup each morning.

    At one cup of moderately strong coffee, I can quit anytime without a headache. At 1.5 cups per day, missing a day is risky. At 2 cups per day, I'm fully addicted. It can vary over a wide range from one person to another.

    After many hard fought battles, I figure it takes the best part of three months for the body to fully adjust to a different caffeince consumption level. People forget that coffee has hundreds of other alkaloids, not just caffeine. Decaf coffee affects cognitive structure (not in a good way) without causing the same vascular effects.

    Now I stick to about one cup a day, the level where I know I'm not addicted. Can miss a day with only a little blah to deal with.

    Tea never worked at all as a caffeine substitute for me, nor do any of the colas. It's not just the caffeine you have to live without.

    The best trick I learned was to change my brewing methods.

    First, use a high quality dark roast with intense flavour. Dark roast has less caffeine, because some of the caffeine is destroyed in the roaasting process. If the roast is good, I find I'm less tempted to cheat on the ratio.

    Don't use a French press. I love the body of a French press, but it comes at the price of extracting in triplicate. I switched to drip, which was (un)depressing at first, but I got used to it.

    Grind your own beans. Some roasts can be ground a lot finer without losing flavor or becoming bitter. A fine grind with a quick brew cycle will extract more flavour relative to the amount of caffeine. Don't ask me about the physics, I don't understand it either.

    Brew in smaller batches. I used to use brew length as an indicator for the quality of a roast. If the roast can be extracted in a French press for more than four minutes without becoming nasty, the roast is really good. With a French press, the coffee tastes better if you pour from about ten inches above the top of the Bodum in a slow drizzle. I could never figure out why this worked, but then I learned that this is just enough time for the water temp. to drop below 200 degrees. Water right at the boiling point does something nasty to coffee beans. But, oh, I was saying don't use a French press only the memories are too good.

    Even with a drip, the extraction cycle is important. The problem is that if the coffee tastes like crap, my first instinct is to fix the problem by tossing twice as many grounds in the filter basket.

    Drip coffee makers don't scale: the length of the extraction cycle varies with the amount of water processed. Shorter extraction cycles are better for getting good coffee with less caffeine.

    For my small Braun drip, anything over half a pot creates difficulties with balance. I drew a black line at the fill level which produces an optimum exrtraction cycle: it works out to two 10 ounce cups.

    Even with the black line, I had a constant battle with an expanding miniscus. Some days I could make that miniscus so large, I could squeeze an entire third mug out of the deal.

    The stroke of genius was to throw the caraffe away. Now I brew my coffee

  330. Marijuana by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd smoke some sinsemilla. The headache will be more interesting that way.

  331. Cold Turkey by chip · · Score: 0

    The first day is hell. After that the addiction
    is broken and you can get on with your life.
    I've done it a few times. I was in so much pain
    from the ulcer the first time I barely noticed
    the additional pain in my head ;->
    Of course after 20 years of the stuff, I like
    coffee too much to want to kick it for real.

  332. Q: How can I get modded Insightful? by Glass+of+Water · · Score: 3, Funny
    A: For every "Ask Slashdot", suggest that the question would be better posed to someone else.

    For example:
    "How do I foo?"
    "Ask the foo mailing list, or hire a foo consultant, you moron!"

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    There are no trolls. There are no trees out here.
  333. addiction? by l0tu53at3r · · Score: 0

    Now, I haven't taken the time to read all the other replies, but it does sound to me that its not an addiction you have, but rather a chemical dependency that you've developed. If you are serious about getting rid of it, you should definately speak to a doctor because if a caffeine dependency is anything like more infamous dependencies then just trying to quit on your own could have some very negative side effects.

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    ---Excuse the bad English, I'm American---
  334. Cold Turkey and Aleve by Raven15 · · Score: 1

    Some of the people above recommend cold turkey, and I have to agree. I just quit Mountain Dew for the second time, and cold turkey is a lot better than weaning off of it, at least for me. It's etter to just have one day of incapacitation than spreading out the headaches for multiple days. Also, I found that Aleve helped my headaches a lot, even at their worst. Your mileage may vary.

  335. Lots of things your body uses are poison by KalvinB · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Oxygen is a poison. Acetone (which is one of the first in line on the "bad things in cigarettes" ads) is naturally produced in plants which we eat regularly. But people see acetone and think paint thinner. There are genuinly bad things in cigarettes. Acetone isn't really one of them. But the ones that are really bad no one recognizes.

    Natually occuring tobacco is much healthier (relativly speaking) before the cigarette manufacturers get to it.

    Like all things you need to know the limits. It's not what you eat or drink that matters but how much.

    Ben

    1. Re:Lots of things your body uses are poison by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 5, Informative

      Acetone is naturally produced in the body when acetoacetate spontaneously decarboxylates to form it (instead of being enzymatically reduced by NADH to beta-hydroxybutyrate). When people go on that Atkins diet, the ketogenesis overflow pathway is very active and you can smell acetone on their breath. Plus it is present in dietary sources. So the body can handle its presence and you can ingest a tablespoon of acetone with no ill effect. But the OP wasn't talking about acetone. It was talking about nicotine, and claiming it is legitimately found in the body. It is not.

      Whether or not it's called a "poison", if you're going to claim that nicotine is produced naturally in the body, the onus is on you to say where.

    2. Re:Lots of things your body uses are poison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      O2 is not toxic below ~1.6 atm pp. Although extened exposure to high levels of it should be avoided since it can irritate the lungs.

      At or above sea level, you cannot exceed 1 atm of anything without a compression chamber. You'd have to try pretty hard to get into a situation where O2 is poisonous. Nicotine, on the other hand is poisonous anytime you are exposed to it.

    3. Re:Lots of things your body uses are poison by John+Vai · · Score: 1

      It is not the substance (Vitamins, alcool, gazes, caffeine, whatever) that makes a poison, it is the dose. This dose is substance dependant (ie, 50 g aceminatophen will get you a lethal fulminant hepatitis, 50 g of alcohol will get you drunk)

      John Vai, m.d.

    4. Re:Lots of things your body uses are poison by simcop2387 · · Score: 0

      Oxygen is a poison. Acetone (which is one of the first in line on the "bad things in cigarettes" ads) is naturally produced in plants which we eat regularly.

      I call bullshit on this one, not on the Acetone being produced by plants (it is), but the oxygen one, for us Oxygen is not a poison it is needed for respiration. And the way that is written it sounds like you are implying that oxygen isn't produced regularly by plants, i dare you to give me a plant that produces carbon dioxide!!

    5. Re:Lots of things your body uses are poison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See above post for the conditions in which O2 can be toxic. CO2 is produced by all plants at night when they consume the sugars they produced during the day. Luckily they consume a lot more CO2 during the day than they release at night so we generally ignore it.

    6. Re:Lots of things your body uses are poison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Natually occuring tobacco is much healthier (relativly speaking) before the cigarette manufacturers get to it.


      "Certified Organic" Cigarettes. I'll bet there's a market there.

  336. Re:Water & Exercise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You people are a bunch of pussies. Just quit. I was a heavy caffeine user through high school and college. I quit easilly by just stop consuming it completely. Cold turkey is the only way to go, you can't allow yourself even a little bit.

    Fucking pussies.

  337. Schooled! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Nice. That guy's post really showed that the parent poster's "research" was flawed, or he was too stupid to understand what he researched.

  338. Commitment by UpnAtom · · Score: 1

    From a professional who treats addictions, the key step is making a commitment.

    This will bring all subconsciously anticipated problems to the surface as well as prevent you from making half-hearted attempts or putting it off.

    Address all your fears as best you can and then isolate yourself from all sources of caffeine (presumably over a weekend).

    Naturally, look after yourself: eat healthily, get some exercise, sun & fresh air.

    I could go into more depth, but chances are nobody will bother to read this anyway...

  339. I don't get it by Pedrito · · Score: 1

    I hear about caffeine withdrawal headaches, and I've never had them before. I drink lots of coffee and have gone for long periods where I'd drink 2 pots a day. I could quit cold turkey for months and never have a problem (other than not being quite as perky in the morning).

    Cigarettes on the other hand are a mammoth burden and I can't seem to kick the damn things. They're surely going to kill me one of these days. I'd take a caffeine addiction over cigarette addiction any day. To you kids: Don't smoke! When you finally figure out it's not cool, you're screwed!

    I also don't get regular headaches, though. I get migraines when I get headaches. Again, I'm really fortunate because they're treatable with Advil (in fact Advil is better than morphine for me, for any kind of pain.) I guess I'm just chemically imbalanced or something.

  340. Re:But from a lot of people you get answers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then you'll get only one person's opinion instead of a whole bunch. The combined thought of a whole bunch of people beats the thought of an expert every time.

    So by that reasoning.... "Hey Slashdotters: I'm a 26 year old male with a hard nodule in my left testicle. What's your combined experience with this? Should I just drink more coffee, see a doctor, or wait for the testicular cancer to metastasize? I'd like to proceed by getting your combined thought, rather than asking an expert."

  341. I've kicked it recently. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just go cold turkey. Yeah, it sucks, but just take 2 or 3 advil every time you feel the headache coming on and you'll be fine. I was a bit nauseous, and I broke out in pimples like a motherfucker. The headaches go in a day or two. The nausea in a day. The zits in a week or so.

    It's actually fairly easy.

  342. i myself quit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I myself quite caffeine several years ago. Here's some free advice and random info about it.

    Once you quit, you probably won't find it hard to keep off it. The biggest reason to drink caffeine is a lack of energy. In my experience, once I had quit and given myself a few weeks, my energy level was very noticeably higher than when I was on caffeine. If you allow your body to recover and be totally free of caffeine, you will not feel like you need caffeine. That is, caffeine itself is a large part of what creates a need for caffeine.

    If you drink a lot of soft drinks, explore other drinks that you'll be able to order out. The biggest bummer for me was that I missed having an occasional Coke with a cheeseburger or Dr Pepper with a plate of enchiladas. You can buy decaf versions of most soft drinks at the grocery store, but they are not available in restaurants. Sooner or later, you'll get tired of drinking water or Sprite.

    If you quit cold turkey, yes, you will feel like crap for a week or something. But after (if you're like me) 3 days or so, you'll feel yourself rounding the corner. You'll feel better on about day 4 than you did on day 3. On day 5, you'll feel even better. And probably, on day 10 you'll feel better than you did on day 0 (before quitting). Hopefully that is a good incentive to push through.

    Speaking of incentives, if you need one, go have your blood pressure taken. If it's high (it may very well be since caffeine causes hypertension, a/k/a high blood pressure), then take a look at loooooong list of negative health effects that hypertension has. It is a risk factor for heart disease, kidney disease, strokes, etc. Basically, your blood vessels are specced to take a certain pressure, and high blood pressure means you're out of spec. It's like overclocking your circulatory system. Maybe you'll get away with no problems, but maybe you'll see a big failure out of the blue one day. Naturally, quitting caffeine will help reduce your blood pressure.

    Back to the subject of energy real quick. You may have started drinking caffeine in the first place because of a lack of energy. So, doing things that will increase your energy level could be a good idea for two reasons: (1) it might make it easier to deal with the week of lethargy you'll experience when you quit, and (2) maybe you can solve the energy problem and obviate the need for caffeine. For increasing your energy, I recommend some exercise. Strength training and some cardiovascular exercise. It will actually give you more energy than caffeine does, and you'll feel better all around. It might not be a bad idea to start exercising a month or something before you quit.

  343. Re:Water & Exercise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You people are a bunch of pussies.

    While you're just an arsehole who knows nothing about addiction, dependence or the physiology and psychology of other people.

    Just quit. I was a heavy caffeine user through high school and college. I quit easilly by just stop consuming it completely

    Big deal. I used heroin for five years and easily quit without any withdrawal symptoms. You know why? Because -- like you -- I wasn't actually addicted at that time. It was just a rather enjoyable habit with a few inconvenient side effects.

    Of course, I went back and used again -- after all, why not? Quitting was so easy. When I tried again after another five years, it was a very different kettle of fish.

    I quit easilly by just stop consuming it completely

    Perhaps now you could try and quit being such an ignorant arsehole? But I warn you, you might not find that such an easy path to follow as you clearly value that aspect of your personal identity.

  344. Different Drug by Unregistered · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Smoke pot. It'll make the headaches go away and isn't addictive.

    1. Re:Different Drug by Script0r · · Score: 1

      i can vouch for this person's claims.

  345. Switch to Methadone (Sprite) by tstoneman · · Score: 1

    I have a major Coke habit. I loved Coke and drank it often but was relatively normal until I joined my current company that provided free soft drinks. Then I went on a major Coke binge that lasted 5 years. I would literally, literally have 6+ Cokes a day for 5 years straight.

    I know I needed to stop because I was getting physiological problems from the caffeine (stomach problems, diarrhea, etc) and I gained around 40 lbs since joining this company, in part due to the massive amounts of sugar I was ingesting. So I went cold turkey and switched to Sprite, like a heroin addict going to methadone. It gave me a similar burn when I drank it but just didn't have the caffeine.

    Sprite by itself didn't do the trick, but it does require a massive amount of willpower, too. There is no quick fix for a disease like what we share.

    It's been over 1 year, and it has really done the trick. Oh, I still love Coke and will have it maybe once a month. I love Coke. I love Coke. I love Coke. But I don't drink it in nearly the same amounts as what I used to, and with the Sprite, I usually drink around 2-3 a day instead of 6+. I hoping to switch to either water or fruit juice soon, except those are prohibitively more expensive and more inconvenient to drink (I need to have a glass that I wash, instead of a convenient can that I can throw away). Costco water makes me piss every fifteen minutes which really sucks for a programmer.

  346. 'Deadly addictive product' ring a bell? by MacDork · · Score: 1

    The best way to lose an addiction is to start another one. I find sex is very good to ween you off of anything - just get laid a lot.

    I think I've been out of the loop for a while... 420 == sex? When did that start?

    Umm, anyway, the real answer to your caffeine addiction is pretty obvious. Sue the cola makers for not putting a warning label on their Deadly Addictive Product(TM)! Caffeine has been linked to heart disease, the #1 killer in America. Heck, the Surgeon General only had statistical correlation between cigarettes and lung cancer (#2). Think of the punitive damages! If people can sue Oscar Mayer for making them fat (thus increasing their risk of heart disease), certainly you can sue Coke for increasing your risk to heart disease and giving you headaches and brown teeth! Just think of how much better the whole world would be then! $3 for one 12 ounce can of soda, you know, to protect our children.

    Go ahead, mod me down. I've got karma to burn :-)

  347. best way ... increase daily dosage by Lazy+Jones · · Score: 1
    ... until it either costs too much or it becomes too dangerous for your health (see for yourself what 25 cups/day do to your digestion).

    works every time for me *cough* ...

    --
    "I love my job, but I hate talking to people like you" (Freddie Mercury)
  348. Taper Off by John+Hasler · · Score: 2, Insightful

    > There's plenty of advice out there for dealing
    > with addiction, but I'm really interested in how
    > other /. users have managed and controlled their
    > own caffeine intake...

    I had to give up a 10 cup a day habit last spring for health reasons. I tapered off over three days. I had a few minor headaches, but nothing serious.

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    Warning: this article may contain humor, sarcasm, parody, and perhaps even irony. Read at your own risk.
  349. Any confirmation of this? by CreateWindowEx · · Score: 1
    I'd like to hear if anyone else has had changes in migraine patterns after quitting coffee. It would be really hard to give up "the bean", but not having migraines would be a good motivating factor...

    A funny book for anyone who thinks about coffee is Memoir from Antproof Case by Mark Helprin--the protagonist has a lifelong semi-irrational hatred of coffee and "coffee apologists".

    1. Re:Any confirmation of this? by afidel · · Score: 1

      I gave up caffeine cold turkey for about 3 months several years ago because I got some physically debilitating migraines that anecdotal evidence suggested were linked to my morning consumption. Back then I would consume several liters of Mt Dew or iced tea per day, now I drink a can of something a couple times a month.

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  350. Check your blood pressure.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A friend of mine was addicted to caffeine - mostly diet coke. He got really seriously bad migraine - like headaches, enough to sometimes take him out for a day. He thought that if he didn't take caffeine almost constantly throughout the day, his headaches got worse.

    Turns out his blood pressure was extreme, almost lethally high. But it wasn't the caffeine. In fact, the caffeine *may* have been helping to keep him alive by acting as a diuretic. He had a malformed kidney, detected by ultrasound scan, which was apparently the source of the underlying BP problem, though it took some weeks of diagnosis.

  351. Drink Tea by boola-boola · · Score: 1
    Tea is a much healthier alternative to soda & coffee, that is if you can't kick the habit. Maybe eventually, after you wane yourself off of soda & coffee and drink only tea, you can wane yourself off of caffeine completely.

    Just a thought.

  352. Headaches go away after a few days by amigabill · · Score: 1

    I had to quit caffiene a few years ago, ,I apparently developed a sort of allergy or something to it, getting heart palpitations and chest pains from it now. Weird, it happened all ofa sudden, and had drank a few cans oc cola or Mountain Dew a day for years in college... Yes, you get headaches if you go cold turkey. Yes, some caffiene is about the only thing short-term to get rid of these headaches. But if you come off it gradually, froma few cans of soda a day to one a day for a couple weeks, then to none, I was fine. Now, if I have the occasional can of soda I'll probably get a headache after a day or two, and I take a half can or so to ease off it, and I'm fine again. But I've gotten used to Sprite, Sierra Mist, and decaf colas, so don't have the problem very often anymore. Never did like coffee, so don't care about that, and decaf cola and iced tea is fine with me, it's all that diet stuff I won't go near. :)

  353. Be Healthy - Be British by rixstep · · Score: 1

    Drink tea. EB in the morning, Darjeeling in the afternoon in the garden, and an Earl Grey late at night in the drawing room before retiring.

  354. I'm not an addict... by ScottSpeaks! · · Score: 1
    ...I just "have a problem" with caffeine use. I managed to go "cold turkey" last year... er, the year before last, when I went on an 8-day vacation backpacking on Isle Royale (the big island in Lake Superior, all wilderness except for a couple ranger stations).

    I didn't want to carry fuel enough for brewing tea or coffee, packing soft drinks would have been insane, and I left the caffeinated mints at home. No liquor, either. And certainly no internet. Whether it was the environment, the exercise, the experience, or a combination, I was fine the whole time.

    The catch, of course, is not falling back into the same habits once you return to civilisation, where 2 liters of non-calorie caffeinated goodness can be had for 99 cents plus deposit. But at least now I know that I can quit.

  355. A better alternative to drugs by mriker · · Score: 1

    I see lots of recommendations for drugs, which I suppose are fine if you don't mind the side-effects and aren't worried about not finding the cause for the symptoms. But if you're more interested in removing the cause of the pain rather than taking something to mask the symptoms, I would suggest chiropractic. If that recommendation seems odd to you, or you're thinking, "but I don't have back pain, you moron," track down a good chiropractor who holds free information sessions. I'd recommend chiropractic to absolutely everyone, whether they have health problems (read: symptoms) or not.

    1. Re:A better alternative to drugs by Dixie_Flatline · · Score: 1

      Chiropractics is something that we looked at and rejected. Every chiropractor that we visited wanted to manipulate her neck, and none had the credentials that we were willing to trust ourselves to. Massage has done a great deal of good, and acupuncture worked a bit. Drugs alone are definitely not the answer. We try a great number of things before we finally fall back on the pain killers and migraine abortives.

      It may be worth looking into for some people, though. As for myself, I'll never trust myself or my familry to 99.9% of the chiropractors out there. In the end, I just don't trust them, and find their methods crude and occasionally dangerous, though I've heard good reports from many people. Maybe I'll find one that I can trust one day.

    2. Re:A better alternative to drugs by LauraScudder · · Score: 1

      Better than simply drugs or sketchy chiropractors I think is simply identifying the triggers. A lot of migraines are caused by either stress, like mine, or reaction to trigger foods. Knowing what often causes mine, then when I start getting migraines I know I need to work more de-stressing type stuff like exercise into my schedule. Then the frequency goes down to nil.

    3. Re:A better alternative to drugs by mriker · · Score: 1
      Wow, you work for one of my favorite game companies... cool. =)

      I don't know if I just was fortunate to find an excellent chiropractor, or if I'm just easily swindled, but I strongly suspect the former. My chiropractor holds free information sessions and a variety of both field and mainstream sources to back up the benefits of chiropractic, and he sold me quite absolutely in that respect. I've known others who have gone to some lousy chiropractors, however.

      My chriopractor no longer uses the cracking technique, but rather a very gentle technique called torque-point release or something along those lines. You're probably already aware, but the reason for focusing on the neck and spinal cord is to optimize the function of the nervous system, which is still done with this technique. I'm a natural skeptic, and I was quite skeptical when he adopted this technique, but the results on me, my family, my girlfriend, and other patients who I know are indisputable. I attend just for maintenance on a monthly basis, but my mother and girlfriend, both of whom suffered from frequent headaches and general soreness, have seen significant and tangible change since they started seeing my chiropractor.

      I'm not sure I'd agree that 99.9% of chiropractors out there aren't worth going to, but clearly people should do some research before signing up. My chiropractor initially does an X-ray and a scan of some sort (relating to muscle tension I believe), and then the same thing again one month after beginning, so you get to see the initial results (or lack thereof) after just one month. I wish I had more information and resources to share, but my memory is lousy.

  356. Cold Turkey by AllergicToMilk · · Score: 1

    I once quit caffeine "cold turkey". I was an ass for two weeks with headaches every afternoon until dinner time. Then all was well. The funny thing is, after that, the withdrawal lasts just a couple of days when I feel inclined to quit, now.

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  357. Go for a really long walk... by raddan · · Score: 1

    I hiked the Appalachian Trail this year... After trying to choke down instant coffee or the really horrible tea they sell in the South for several months, I eventually gave up on it. It helped that I was exercising all the time (basically 12+ hours a day) so that negated the crankyness a bit and I didn't feel like I needed any caffeine at all after awhile.

    Of course, now that I have a job and am back in the 'real world', I am back on my daily cup of tea in the morning... ;)

  358. Re:Water is the answer. Nothing wrong with Caffien by protohiro1 · · Score: 1

    "Instead of thinking that a cup of coffie will fix the problem, remember that it is the source of the problem"

    Because for a lot of us it makes our lives crappy. I couldn't control my addiction. Before I quit I had a cup of instant at home, a grande latte in the car on the way to work, a cup of work coffee when I got in, another at about 10, one at 11, a diet coke with lunch, an espresso after lunch, a cup at 2:30 a coke at 4 a coffee at 5 and tea after dinner. If I was without for a couple of hours I started to feel sleepy and irritable. In the mornings I felt awful, I got depressed and very irritable before coffee. If I was in a place without coffee my day was ruined. I always felt a little queasy because of all the coffee I drank. Now I feel awesome, have no trouble waking up and I sleep so damn well its amazing. I can't recommend quitting enough. And that's why I villify caffeine.

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  359. Free advice here by The+Tyro · · Score: 2, Informative

    since I am a doctor, and have a caffeine addiction of my own. Like many geeks, I've come to love that particular methyl-xanthine, and have a weaknesses for it (a hankering for mountain dew, to be specific).

    There's no easy way to go off caffeine... there's no magic, or I can assure you I'd use it on myself. I've found the gradual wean to be the best route (speaking only for myself, of course).

    Mostly, I live with my caffeine habit. It comes from years of working night shift, and it helps me to function and take better care of patients. If it helps you, and you're not going nuts with it, why not keep using it? It's really a fairly harmless drug in moderate doses (DO NOT take too much... I've treated caffeine-induced illnesses including supra-ventricular tachycardias, seizures, etc, in my ER... even sent a few to the ICU... moderation is key). Women seem to have more problems with caffeine, primarily related to fibrocystic disease of the breast. We sometimes use caffeine theraputically... post-lumbar-puncture headaches, and migraines are often curable with caffeine. Feel a migraine coming on? Try slamming a 20oz dew; patients have reported success with that trick. Again, YMMV.

    So anyway, that's the extent of my caffeine knowledge, free for the digesting.

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    1. Re:Free advice here by dcsmith · · Score: 1
      since I am a doctor, and have a caffeine addiction of my own....If it helps you, and you're not going nuts with it, why not keep using it? It's really a fairly harmless drug in moderate doses....moderation is key

      Warning!! Internal consistency failure! Activating denial subroutine...

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  360. Caffine by nbnauticat · · Score: 1

    The only way is to do it cold turkey. You will feel sick. At times really sick. There is no easy solution. I was addicted to caffine for 30 years. I quit last year. If you try to quit and use excedrin or motrin etc it will not help. Look at the ingredients of excedrin. It has caffine. To replace the liquid that your body is expecting drink water. You do not want to do the non-caffine diet drinks. Tastes different anyway. Some people have problems with nutra sweet, the most common sugar substitute in colas, because it makes them crave carbohydrates. If you look at the bigger picture regarding sugar drinks, look at the diabetes epedimic that is raging.

  361. Fruit vs Vegetables by DarkMan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's not specific to cola.

    In Canada, fruit flavoured juices are not allowed to have caffine added.

    On the other hand, vegetable flavoured juices are. Thus cola's (flavoured from the cola nut, which is, apprently, a vegtable), and Irn-Bru (ordiginally a Scottish concoction, various vegetables) are avaialble caffineated.

    Mountain Dew is the only well known fruit flavoured normally caffineated soda. (Well, I've never seen any others, and I'm a label reader to a freakish extent).

    1. Re:Fruit vs Vegetables by Saurentine · · Score: 1
      Mountain Dew is the only well known fruit flavoured normally caffineated soda. (Well, I've never seen any others, and I'm a label reader to a freakish extent).



      Most people are surprised to learn that Sunkist orange soda is also caffeinated. (Although I guess it isn't Canada.)

    2. Re:Fruit vs Vegetables by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow.

      And, you're right, it isn't in Canada.

  362. step program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From time to time I get REALLY bad caffine related headaches, and this is what I do...

    1) wait the day or two until the headache gets bad.

    2) drink several cups, etc., in a single go. The headache usually goes away in a few minuites.

    3) repeat...

    It typically only takes two or three cycles of none and dosing up before I can then go completely without any caffine and not get any more headaches.

  363. This is NOT offtopic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bestialist Professional.

    Being a pro isn't easy. Alarm clock, bathroom, shower, shaving,
    suit, espresso, toasts, laptop, suitcase, phone. I'm about to face
    another business day.
    I walk out and head to my car while calling James, and
    requesting report from the farm.
    - The medium stallion ready 100%, the big still not in
    condition for sex. Expected recovery in two days.- he reports. I sigh.
    The stallions broke lose a week ago and fought about which one is to
    mate the porn star.
    - Mini stallion ready. Two mares in heat - James continues. -
    Goat 100% ready. Llama 100% ready. Cow still sick.
    - For god's sake call the vet and force him to get her ready!
    We can't afford another day of delay!
    - I could borrow another cow for a few days.
    - No! Customers want this one! She starred in "Moooonshine",
    "The Horny" and in a dozen of other porn bestseller movies!
    - OK. I'll call the vet.
    - Pigs? - I ask while opening the garage door.
    - Pigs ready.
    - Dogs?
    - All 3 danes, mastiff and rottweiler males 100% ready. The
    collie and saluki bitches in heat. But...
    - But what? - I shout into the phone while getting in my car.
    - The german shepherd bitch is missing!
    - Find her. - I turn the key. Dead silence.
    - And the cow?
    - The cow is the highest priority. - I get off my car and head
    outside.
    - Will be done. The new mare returns from training tomorrow.
    - And the rhino? - I close the garage door.
    - 13 days in quarantine left.
    - OK. Now call the vet, look for the GSD bitch before the vet
    arrives. Call the police if needed, tell them I asked.
    - Understood. Good-bye.
    I call taxi service. They answer there's no taxis in my area.
    In quick pace I head to the train station, I have 5 minutes for the
    train. Meantime I call assistance, to pick my car and have it fixed.
    Ticket office, a friendly wink at a big bulldog bitch led by a small
    girl and elder lady waiting in queue, the train arrives, I get in.
    A fast suburb train. Quite a few people. I take a place by the window.
    Phone rings. The ringtone indicates "User Support Gold service", a
    helpdesk customer in deep distress, $10/minute plus $200 pay ahead.
    - Bestiality helpdesk golden service, how may I help you?
    - I want to fuck a mare and that *knock* damned horses just
    *ouch* won't leave me alone!
    - Please describe your current location, your legal status at
    that location, your current time of day and your problem.
    - Can't you fuck look at a watch?
    - Excuse me mister, but this is an international service.
    Right now my clock shows 8:14AM but your local time may be very
    different. Above all please calm down, you can't have successful sex
    while you're so nervous. Please note we are a professional service with
    98% success ratio as long as our customers follow the instructions.
    I hear a few deep breaths.
    - OK. I'm in a friend's stable. A small building, twenty yards
    from his house. It's his birthday and everyone else is dead drunk and
    asleep. It's something about 3 in the night. What do you mean by legal
    status?
    - Are that your horses, if not, does the owner consent or
    know, are you there legally or trespassing etc.
    An elder man sitting on the seat opposite to me, gave me a
    strange look.
    - I'm here legally, but he doesn't know and wouldn't be happy
    to learn.
    - And what is your... - I get interrupted with shouts "Go
    away! Leave me alone!" - What seems to be your problem?
    - For two hours I've been trying to set a bucket behind the
    mare. She is willing, winking, accepting my finger. I want her, I need
    her, that is my life's dream... But there are several other horses here,
    a foal that keeps nibbling on me, others push me around, look for
    carrots, knock the bucket over...
    - How many horses?

  364. Drink lots of water. by breman · · Score: 1

    This is a good idea, not only to defer yourself, but because of the headaches you are having, which is, amongst other things, one symptom of dehydration.

    1. Re:Drink lots of water. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The whole dehydration angle is bullshit. I'm not saying don't drink water. It is hard to go wrong drinking plain H2O, but don't think you have to constantly be forcing fluids when you don't feel like it.

      I no longer drink coffee and I go through the day just fine with far less liquids than some of my co-workers.

      PLUS, caffeine itself is a diuretic (i.e. you have an increased rate of liquid OUTPUT through your kidneys). If you quit the caffeine, then you are unlikely to be dehydrated, even with the lower intake of liquids.

      The headache is definitely a withdrawal symptom and it will go away after a couple days. You just have to get bullheaded and fight through it.

  365. Smoke pot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nuff said.

  366. I broke an "addiction" by a1291762 · · Score: 1

    It wasn't really an addiction though, I was just having enough coffee to cause the headaches when I stopped. I stopped, had headaches for a week and was fine from them.

    Now I generally have 2 cups a day in the morning (unless I don't want to sleep at night). For me it's just under the "addictive" theshold so I can easily miss my coffee for the day and not get a headache. 3 cups does wonders for me when I'm tired but if I do that for a few days the headaches return. I have a supply of instant decaf in case my body decides it needs more coffee. Better than real coffee and my body doesn't seem to notice the difference.

    FYI - I have a big insullated cup (holds about 3 standard mugs) that I put 2 espresso shots + water and milk into. I like this arrangement because I get "lots" of coffee without having to have lots of coffee.

  367. Do what asylums do... by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

    electroshock therapy!

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  368. See a doctor - detoxing can be life threatining. by gone.fishing · · Score: 1

    I would suggest that if the addiction is so bad that it is causing headaches you should probably make your first step "see a doctor." The headaches may be simply a symptom of caffiene withdrawl and something that you will get past in a couple of days but what if the headaches are a side-effect of another )possibly related) problem.

    The doctor can recommend a process to follow (ie:cold turkey or gradual withdrawl) and he may be able to perscribe a drug to help deal with the headaches (ie: Imitrex).

    Caffiene is a dangerous drug when used in large quanities or over a prolonged period of time. It can cause irregularities in your heartbeat, throw your bloood pressure out of whack, contribute to strokes, cause migraines...

    My son used to drink a 12 pack of "Dew" a day. At the ripe age of eighteen, he landed in the CCU at a hospital after having a heart fibrulation . The clinic made him go by ambulance. While in the hospital, the doctors detoxed him while he was hooked to a heart monitor. When he was released, they told him no more caffieneated beverages - period.

  369. mod parent up by ethanms · · Score: 1

    decaf is good advice... didn't really consider adding that to get rid of the social stigmata...

    now if I can just get the devil on the left shoulder and the angel on the right shoulder to both stop saying "shit dude, just go get a cup... one cup won't hurt... come on! it's only 10pm... go get one... it tastes so good... you need it"

  370. well... by xaoslaad · · Score: 1

    I know it isn't the answer you're looking for...

    Drink more. Seriously; coffee has never been known to kill anyone, except possibly Honore De Balzac. It, without a doubt, makes you more lucid, and gives you the ability to carry on longer. It may even provide health benefits in that it may fight Colon Cancer and Alzheimer's. And in this job, a lot of us are sitting on our asses prime for feasting on candy and junk food; having a cup of coffee keeps my hand off the snacks, leaving me relatively thin.

    A bonus if you like the taste as I do.

    So yes, it is a vice. But considering all the other vices you could have, gluttony, smoking, gambling, sloth, excessive drinking, and so on, I figure coffee/caffiene addiction is pretty low on the totem pole.

  371. Been there, done that - but it was hard. by CustomDesigned · · Score: 1
    I was addicted to caffeinated soda. I became concerned about the health problems of the excess sugar more so than the caffeine. But I had a headache before my first soda, and would drift off to sleep if I didn't keep drinking them. I stacked the empty cans in my office to keep track of my consumption.

    I managed to cut down to 4 Cokes/DrPepper per day. This was still too much. I can't stand coffee (except iced with sugar and icecream), so after a year of this, I decided to cultivate a taste for tea . This was before all the hype about how good for you tea is supposed to be.

    Initially, I made orange pekoe/black tea with 1 bag in 12 oz water - and 4 teaspoons sugar. Hey, that's a lot less than 11 tsp that come in a 12 oz Coke. Then I cut that to 2 teaspoons. I drank as many teas as I needed to stay alert. This was way better than with coke because of the decreased sugar (and no thank you on those fake sweeteners). Then I switched to green tea because a web site said that according to Chinese tradition it was superior to black tea for "scholars" - which I assume applies to programming - and has somewhat less caffein than black so as to produce "tea mind".

    The green tea has a very different taste that made is much easier for me to eliminate the sugar entirely. I was now feeling much healthier. A few times, I fell off the bandwagon and got a Coke. It was calling to me - so cold and bubbly and sweet. But now, I would feel puke sick about 20 minutes after drinking a 12 oz Coke. Of course, I knew the sick feeling would go away as soon as I drank another one - but I knew better than that. I just endured the sick feeling - mentally reinforcing the association of the pain with its cause - that can of Coke.

    During that time, my co-worker was kicking the cigarette habit (and is still free). I'm sure that's much harder, but we commiserated and checked on each others progress. After a year, the yearning for a Coke began to diminish to where it didn't interrupt my work any more.

    The final step was to introduce decaf (CO2 process) green tea, and cut down to only 1 caffeinated tea in the morning. At this level (about 40 mg), there were no withdrawal symptoms on the weekend. I didn't want to eliminate caffeine entirely, because there are some studies showing that moderate levels protect from some brain disorders such as parkinsons.

    Final data point. I recently upped caffeine intake to 2 teas per day (about 80 mg). This produces a very mild withdrawal on weekends.

    Oh, and one last thing. Coke sounds like a villain in my story - but the sugar and caffeine are much less of a problem when consumed during vigorous exercise (you know, like in the commercials). And pressing keys doesn't count. According to the tea website Chinese tradition recommends black tea with its higher caffeine content for "labourers".

    Thanks for letting me share.

  372. green tea by failrate · · Score: 1

    green tea contains a chemical cousin to caffeine that is not nearly as harmful to your body, so you can switch to this in small doses during withdrawal

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  373. Darn now you've done it by owlstead · · Score: 1

    You just added number 5 to my "good intentions" for 2004. Great.

  374. Re:Water & Exercise by MrChuck · · Score: 3, Funny
    When I worked in NY in film and later on Wall St, we drank lots and lots of coffees. And to make us happy, clients and people who needed us would bring us espresso. Life was good.

    Then I worked from home one day and was out of both sugar and milk (yes, I'm a wuss). Meant to go out. 1.5 blocks to my coffee shop, back when they were manned by cool people with good music who made a decent wage. Never got there.

    Spent from 4:30 on in bed with the shades drawn and a headache and "extreme stomach discomfort". (this is a family site.) Decided enough was enough. Got some mountain dew to at least ween off it. (I was drinking 4-5 espresso's/day).

    I now generally stop drinkiing it in July. I get righteous and mock my friends who need coffee. But then, Aug 1, I make a tripple dose latte and enjoy that rush that's been missing for a year. Woo Hoo! That's the payoff

    So:
    Reduce intake - duh. Unlike cigarettes, you don't have CRAVINGS for coffee. You have a headache and feel like crap - for a day.
    Drink water (not soda, not beer, just plain water). it's good for you in general. I keep a nalgene bottle by my desk. It hydrates you.
    Caffeine opens blood vessels. Drink water, pop a couple asprins.

    When you really cut off, do it on a wasted saturday (rainy, useless, no thinking needs).
    A Week!? I suppose if you drink 8-10 cups a day. On the other hand, cut back first. My boss switched to decaf in the afternoon. Then started cutting his post-10 AM coffees with half decaf. Ended up with 2 cups of caffeinated per day.

    A day is quite reasonable cause you'll be fuzzy and might feel like crap. And suck it up, this ain't morphine or nicotine. It's freaking coffee. If you're addiction is soda, then it's about sugar.

    Oh, if you're in Europe (france, italy), the above applies less. My french friends mock american coffee. They make me coffee and pass me a glass of water to dilute it to "american strength". (I just dump 2-3 sugars in instead).

    I swear french coffee is:

    • Make 2 espressos.
    • change the grounds
    • dump the 2 espresso's back into the machine through the fresh grounds.
    No needle? Use a cup to injest it.

    Drink less of it

    Drink more water.

    Repeat until no caf.

  375. cold turkey - they don't make a patch by puzzled · · Score: 1



    Several years ago my doctor told me and I quote "no drinking, no smoking, no citrus, no caffeine, no chocolate, and no eating after 7:00 PM". Or I could learn to put up with internal bleeding - the choice wasn't difficult.

    It took about three days for the headaches to pass and this is normal caffeine withdrawl. This was six or seven years ago and I find that I don't really miss it - I periodically celebrate with a Turkish coffee at a local Persian resturant - a one time special treat doesn't reactivate the physical need and its kind of fun to experience the caffeine affect without having it being a way of existence.

    FYI sooner or later *all* men have prostate trouble - stop having caffeine and you'll be one of the last in your peer group ...

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  376. Easy way to stop smoking! by Daath · · Score: 1

    I've smoked 16 years 20 a day at least. During those years I've tried to stop a couple of times, albeit half-heartedly, and of course never succeeded.
    A little over two years ago a friend (also smoker - or ex-) got me a book. A guy named Allen Carr has written one called Easy Way To Stop Smoking. You smoke while you read it, and when it's done - you put out your last cigarette and throw the rest out.
    I did that on a monday - on the following friday I went to a party and drank hard - All the while looking at smokers thinking "YES! I'm glad that isn't me!" - I can't really tell you how EASY it was! Amazing! - Oh, yeah, and that was two years ago.
    Check it out! You can get it at Amazon.com or Amazon.co.uk or even at Barnes & Noble.

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  377. The problem with water filters by SkOink · · Score: 4, Informative

    The problem with water filters is that, while they do filter out anything which might taste a bit odd to you, they actually remove a number of helpful things from the water, which are added by your local water department (e.g. vitamin B, and fluorine, the dental benefits of which are substantial and documented), and some things which aren't (the amount of iron accumulated in processing and pipes is well within the range of useful to your body). Other sediment picked up along the way isn't particularly harmful either, although it does nothing for you.

    So really, if you drank nothing but fresh and clean, pure water from day one, you'd have awful and horrible teeth. Ask your local dentist about the benefits of fluoridized water if you don't believe me.

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    1. Re:The problem with water filters by criordan · · Score: 1

      Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous Communist plot we have ever had to face?

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    2. Re:The problem with water filters by m0rph3us0 · · Score: 1

      This is interesting because living in Vancouver and having grown up with unfloridated water I don't see a city full of people with bad teeth.

    3. Re:The problem with water filters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      heheh... now thats the slashdot i know and love...

    4. Re:The problem with water filters by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 1

      So really, if you drank nothing but fresh and clean, pure water from day one, you'd have awful and horrible teeth.

      I think it might be useful, but I think it's not quite as huge a potential problem. I'm twenty six, and have been drinking nothing but purified water since I was about seventeen, and have yet to get even a single cavity. I know one sample is pretty worthless in scientific terms, but ah well, that's been my experience in a non-fluoridized world.

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    5. Re:The problem with water filters by freeweed · · Score: 2, Informative

      Fluoridated water is fine and dandy if you don't take care of your teeth. If it's really a problem for you, brush twice daily with a fluoridated toothpaste (practically all are, these days), and see your dentist twice a year for fluoride treatments.

      Systemmic ingenstion of fluoride does very little once your adult teeth grow in, it's the topical application that really does the trick.

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    6. Re:The problem with water filters by swdunlop · · Score: 1

      "Which is why I only drink rain water and pure grain alcohol.."

    7. Re:The problem with water filters by Spoing · · Score: 1
      So really, if you drank nothing but fresh and clean, pure water from day one, you'd have awful and horrible teeth. Ask your local dentist about the benefits of fluoridized water if you don't believe me.

      I've had cavities during two periods of my life; one during childhood, and the second in my late 20s after drinking only bottled water. My girlfriend at the time also started to do the same, and ended up with a cavity too. We both drank bottled water instead of tap water for a few years before either of us had cavities.

      The lack of floridie might not have been the reason, though I haven't had a cavity since I've allowed myself to drink tap water. FWIW...

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    8. Re:The problem with water filters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, that's sodium monofluorophosphate, aka fluoride - not fluorine, which is rather dangerous.

      Fluoride overdose, incidentally, which can happen if for example children use too much fluoride-containing toothpaste on a regular basis (i.e., a brush-full, when it is dosed for a pea-size blob), causes pretty disasterous gum damage which is hell to treat, and if you use a fluoride toothpaste you are already getting the benefits; you only need a tiny amount for the protection to kick in.

      Fluoridated tap water may therefore provide a small amount of protection from tooth decay, for people who rarely or never brush their teeth; this is why it is added. (Though the incidence of gum disease has gone up considerably; corrlation != causation, mind, it could be a coincidence.)

      Filtering the water will also remove limescale, most likely. I've heard that can do bad things to your gut, but may also be good for your health; I do not recall actually reading any recent research on it personally, though. It certainly does things to your kettle.

      As for the minerals in the water, I wasn't aware vitamins were intentionally added to tap water - but unless you are seriously malnourished, you should be getting all the vitamins and minerals you need in a normal balanced diet, or even something approaching that, anyway, and are not in need of vitamin supplements of any kind.

      It will remove the chlorine in your water. Some areas habitually overchlorinate their water, usually as a preventative measure against a specific threat such as pipe work. You could probably do with getting less chlorine down you - although its disinfectant nature is undoubtedly useful in the water system, and my chief reason to filtering most of the water I drink is that I strongly dislike the taste of the chlorine in the water in my area.

      Filtering your water will not have a harmful effect on your health. Nor are the CIA trying to poison you with mind control agents from your tap. It's really non-critical, and far, far more about the taste (you may find you prefer the taste of the water unfiltered).

  378. This worked for my wife... by blamanj · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I get up first in the morning and make the coffee. She asked me to get her off of caffeine without the headaches, and I did it. It took about three weeks.

    I simply mixed decaf beans in with the "leaded" beans gradually over time until they were 100% decaf. Like I said, I did it over about three weeks, maybe 80:20 for 5 days, 60:40 for 5 days, etc. The day I told her she was completely decaffeinated, she was surprised. No headaches, no side effects.

    1. Re:This worked for my wife... by 5i · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The catch there is: decaf <> "no caf"

      Decaffeinated products still have about 30% of the caffeine of full caffeine products. They're made by starting with regular tea/coffee, and then -removing- as much as they can.

      So, don't make the mistake of thinking that decaf coffee is the same as drinking water.. you're still on the drug..

    2. Re:This worked for my wife... by blamanj · · Score: 1

      You're off by an order of magnitude. Decaf coffee has about 3mg/cup compared to about 100mg/cup of regular.

      Technically, yes, you're not at zero, but there are caffeine-like compounds in chocolate as well, and you could also be on methamphetamines and be caffeine-free. The point is, at that (decaf) level, you can go completely off and not suffer the withdrawal effects that you will suffer if you go cold turkey.

    3. Re:This worked for my wife... by ab_iron · · Score: 1

      That's kind of what we have going in our house. We have a bag of whole bean French roast and a bag of whole bean Decaf Blend (Arabica and Colombian). Started at 75/25 and gradually worked it down to the reverse mix and have left it there for the first pot of the day. Any subsequent pots are straight decaf. Of course, there are few days each week where I find myself stopping by Starbucks to get fully hooked up to the machine.

    4. Re:This worked for my wife... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point is, at that (decaf) level, you can go completely off and not suffer the withdrawal effects that you will suffer if you go cold turkey.

      That's the question isn't it. I've never tried it myself, but I'd still think you'd go through some withdrawl going off of decaf, just not as severe as with normal coffee. Around 3-10mg seems like just enough to keep you from going through withdrawl but still keep you quite addicted.

  379. The Myth of Caffeine Addiction by unconfused1 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Please don't flame me immediately and gripe how this is so stupid. I'm just going to propose something that really isn't scientifically based...just based soley on observations of people I know who complain that they must be addicted to caffeine. So, just take it for what its worth, and if it is nothing to you...then no worries.

    Now that the disclaimer is there, what I wonder is if there is really such a thing as caffeine addiction at all...at least not with the caffeine consumption level that the grand majority of people have?

    Someone else must of shown this already in a post, but from poking around other caffeine content studies I found that the following drinks (in ounces) have the amount of caffeine (in milligrams) in them listed after the drink:

    • 7-Up, 12oz = 0 mg caffeine
    • Mountain Dew (Canadian), 12oz = 0mg
    • Pepsi, 12oz = 37.2mg
    • Dr. Pepper, 12oz = 39.6mg
    • Tea, 7oz brewed (such as Lipton tea bags) = ~40mg
    • Coke, 12oz = 45.6mg
    • Mellow Yellow, 12oz = 52.8mg
    • Mountain Dew (American), 12oz = 55.0mg
    • Tea (imported), 7oz brewed (like Republic of Tea caffeinate blends) = ~60mg
    • Afri-Cola (German), 12oz = 100 mg caffeine
    • Espresso, 1 shot, or 1.5-2.0oz = ~100mg
    • Coffee (drip), 7oz = ~145mg caffeine

    I put the "~" or approximately in there just because some brew tea weaker or stronger depending on what they like. Same with coffee.

    But what that means is that the 16 ounce glass of coffee I buy from my local coffee shop in the morning has approx. 330mg of caffeine in it...assuming that I drink the whole cup. That is like drinking SIX cans of Mountain Dew, except for one thing......no sugar.

    The USDA recommends that the average person have no more than 10 TEASPOONS of sugar PER DAY (40 grams). But look at the sugar content in these drinks and food items:

    • 1 teaspoon of sugar = 4 grams
    • Yogurt, 8oz, lowfat fruit-flavored = 28 grams
    • 7-Up, 12oz = 39 grams
    • Coke, 12oz = 39 grams of sugar
    • Pepsi, 12oz = 41 grams
    • Mountain Dew, 12oz = 46 grams
    • Cinnabon cinnamon roll = 48 grams

    So by drinking ONE 12oz CAN of Mountain Dew you exceed the USDA's recommendation by 1.5 teaspoons of sugar. Most people that I know who drink soda generally have two 12oz cans or even two 16oz plastic bottles of soda per day. Or others even have those 24oz "refill" cups.

    Now for me, even though I have ~330-660mg of caffeine in my one or two 16oz cups of coffee each day...I can easily take a weekend off without coffee and suffer absolutely zero side effects. Now...this wouldn't be the case for my mother, as an example, who drinks FAR more coffee per day than I do. She drip-brews fresh ground coffee all day long...so she might have 32-64oz EVERY day, and she does get headaches if she goes without, unlike myself with my intake.

    So, what I'm suggesting is that most people who claim they are caffeine addicted are more likely addicted to the sugars they get with their soda, or the sugars that they get with their "treat" they have with their coffee, since the body can become addicted to sugars as well far more easily than caffeine.

    Thoughts?

    1. Re:The Myth of Caffeine Addiction by unconfused1 · · Score: 1

      I'd like to add a clarification to my own post...

      I am really just posing a question...and more specifically it is a question aimed at people who drink soda or who eat sugary treats with their coffee or tea....and then complain about caffeine addiction.

      Thanks.

    2. Re:The Myth of Caffeine Addiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've had a lot of experience with this and have clearly established (for myself) that it is indeed the caffeine withdrawal, not the sugar, that causes the headaches. And you do deserve a little flame, but I'll let someone else do that.

      And I've also discovered the solution is a very slow taper off of caffeine. This eliminates the dependency without headaches. One must still have the resolve to control intake though.

    3. Re:The Myth of Caffeine Addiction by scharkalvin · · Score: 1

      Interresting thought on the subject. Here in S.Fla. the Latin crowd likes to make expresso with a ton of sugar in it, what's known as Cuban Coffee. I usually have one cup of tea in the morning at work (to finish my waking up process) with just enough sugar in it to counter act the bitterness in the tea but not to impart an actual sweetness to the drink. I might join in with a very small cup of the Cuban Coffee later in the day (the amount served is enough to fill a large thimbal or two, about 1/2 a shot glass). I used to think over the weekend I was suffering from caffeine withdrawal, but the amount I'd actually be consuming seems quite low compared to what people here are talking about! Still the ONLY headache medicene that seems to work for me is Excedrine, which is a witch's brew of 50% aspirian, 50% tylonal, and a dash of caffeine. It might actually be the cafeine that is doing the work, or acting as a catalyst.

    4. Re:The Myth of Caffeine Addiction by RvLeshrac · · Score: 1

      The caffeine will enlarge the blood vessels in your head/brain/whatever you want to say, thus allowing for faster delivery of the drug.

      This is also the source of your headaches when quitting caffeine. The blood vessels shrink down to their original size, thus "restricting" blood flow to the area ("restricting" being relative in this case).

      One of the secrets to lowering caffeine intake is taking "Extra Strength" pain medication, as they nearly always include the small dose of caffeine, thus allowing for better blood flow and working on the headache even after the caffeine has worn off.

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    5. Re:The Myth of Caffeine Addiction by unconfused1 · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm happy that you didn't flame me. I don't rule out the possibility that perhaps I'm just very tolerant to caffeine or something like that, and that people really do have caffeine addictions. I just wanted to pose the question since that hadn't been my experience with caffeine. Thanks for the reply.

    6. Re:The Myth of Caffeine Addiction by texas+neuron · · Score: 1

      The post is about caffeine withdrawal headaches. These do exist and is recognized in the latest edition of the International Classification of Headache Disease (see guidelines section of the International Headache Society . The criteria require 4 things. Headache that is bilateral or pulsatin/throbbing. Caffeine consumption > 200 mg/ day for 2 weeks that is interupted or delayed. Headache develops within 24 hours of the delay and stops within one hour of caffeine. Headache goes away with 7 days if all caffeine intake is stopped. Of course, one could have migraines that are kicked off by caffiene as well. You can see for migraine info .

    7. Re:The Myth of Caffeine Addiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I drink a lot of coffee and caffeinated drinks during the week, but not during the weekend. The only drink which contains any sugar is my first coffee in the morning.

      I have never had any withdrawl problems.

      A friend used to drink 1 coffee per weekday and got really bad headaches during the weekend. until he stopped drinking coffee.

    8. Re:The Myth of Caffeine Addiction by unconfused1 · · Score: 1

      I don't know that I'm truly suggesting that there is no such thing as caffeine addiction. I just think that it is likely that the majority of people who claim caffeine addiction from sodas, or from coffee WITH sugary treats, may actually just be sugar addicted.

      It is only a possibility. But I think that it is curious how many people are convinced that they are caffeine addicted. Perhaps their mind is just playing tricks on them?

  380. Actually, no. by The+Tyro · · Score: 4, Informative

    Disclaimer: I'm an ER doc, and I treat several migraine patients a day.

    The origin of migraines is incompletely understood, and the vascular theory is only one of the hypotheses that are used to explain the origin of migraines. In addition to the vascular theory, some evidence points to serotonin and dopamine receptor involvement... the truth of the matter is that nobody knows.

    However, that said, read this thread and you'll understand why an entire industry has grown up around migraine treatment... everyone's are different. There are entire clinics and centers that do nothing but treat migraines... do an internet search and you'll find some. There are neurologists out there who make a good living treating nothing but migraines.

    If you read the list of medications that are used to treat migraines, it reads like a pharmacy inventory... everything from cardiac medications to anti-seizure medications, sedatives, steroids, anesthetics, narcotics, anti-psychotics, and everything inbetween. If a person has migraines long enough, they eventually find out something that works for them, primarily through trial and error... once you go through the common drugs with no relief, there's almost no other way to find a treatment for refractory migraines.

    For my own part, I've found one thing that almost universally relieves migraines: sleep. Sometimes the treatment of a particularly severe migraine involves nothing short of knocking a person out with drugs so that they can go home and sleep it off.

    Back on topic, however... caffeine is an effective treatment for migraines, particularly in the early phase of the headache. Keep in mind, however, that one man's meat is invariably another man's poison: caffeine relieves migraines in most people, but causes them in others.

    All I can say is know your triggers, avoid them, and treat EARLY.

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    1. Re:Actually, no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I've noticed dehydration is a very common trigger for many people. So often people don't even think about it. It's the first thing I suggest they try.

      Drink more water and less of the things that prevent water retention (eg. caffiene and alcohol).

      Very, very common in my experience.

    2. Re:Actually, no. by SEAL · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Interestingly enough, I can tell you that caffeine is indicated in cases of exposure to Otto-fuel.

      For those not familiar, this is the fuel used to power torpedoes. When it combusts it produces its own oxygen, making it useful for underwater weapons. It is also very volatile, and exposure to the liquid or vapor is hazardous. You will get *the nastiest* headache you've ever had in your life. People have compared it to a migrane, in fact.

      The recommended course of action is to get the person into fresh air, and to drink a cup of strong coffee. The symptoms usually clear up very quickly thereafter.

    3. Re:Actually, no. by Troed · · Score: 1

      One of the first indicators I have of a migraine-to-come (I can "sense" them hours in advance) is that I get thirsty - very thirsty. I'm quite sure I'm not dehydrated in advance though, but that it happens when the migraine is on its way.

      For those interested, "Imigran" (Swedish name I guess) relieves my migraines fully - and also makes me feel extremely sharp for a few hours afterwards.

    4. Re:Actually, no. by lobsterGun · · Score: 1

      My migrane flag is faint flashes of light when I close my eyes and a ringing in my ears. Then my scalp starts to tingle. If it's going to be a particularly bad migrane my teeth start to feel fuzzy, I break out in a cold sweat, and I feel dizzy and disoriented.

      I have yet to find a drug that works at stopping my migranes once they get started.

      One odd thing that works for me is immersing my hands in a sink full of hot (almost scalding) water.

      Another (less savory) thing that works for me is vigorous excercise. Running up and down stairs usually does the trick. I describe this as a less savory method because, occasionally, at some point during the excercise the pain and disorientation get so bad that I undergo severe motion sickness.

      Fortuantly I don't get migraines nearly as often as I used to. I used to get them once or twice a month, now I might get one or two a year.

    5. Re:Actually, no. by FeltTip · · Score: 1

      Right. I used to get migraines. Then I found my trigger - MSG. I stopped the MSG (it's in EVERYTHING) and no migraines! Triptans didn't work for me, but I also noticed that when I drastically changed my caffiene intake either up or down I could get a migraine with massive aura.

      Narcotics (eg dilaudid) w/ an anti-nauseant and/or analgesics with a mild sedative (Midrin) worked better for me than triptans.

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    6. Re:Actually, no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My trigger happened to be coffee (the caffeine in coffee actually)

      After suffering with migraines for 20 years, and trying every drug under the sun, along with having a fairly bad coffee addiction, I found that the coffee itself was the root of the problem. Two years ago I was very sick, couldn't eat or drink anything for several days (including coffee). When I recovered, I continued not drinking coffee, coke, tea, or anything with caffeine in it. My frequent, severe migranes conincidentally disappeared. I have had maybe one migraine in 2 years, I used to have one EVERY week. These used to last for 12 hours - 5 days.

    7. Re:Actually, no. by Raptor+CK · · Score: 1

      Damn right.

      My mother has a history of migraines. I got my first one when I was very young, but I've had the auras, light and sound sensitivity, vomiting, and screaming agony since then.

      The worst part? My triggers include most nuts, and chocolate, as well as sesame. This ruins vast sweeping categories of food, although it's been better in recent years, as I've built up a tolerance, or something. I can't explain it, but I can last longer between trigger consumption before getting migraines.

      I've also been on Fioricet since I was 14 or so. It works exactly as you mention. It knocks me out, and I wake up feeling better, if a little drugged. Since then, I've been moved on to Imitrex, which has a lower success rate, but I can stay awake and mostly alert with it. I don't advise driving when on it, but that's from personal experience, not anything I saw on the label.

      These days, I've become cheap. I pop a couple of aspirin and chug a cup of strong coffee when I feel a migraine coming on, and hope that it'll go away. So far so good. I'm beginning to think that the headaches were linked to my growth spurts, since they've gotten so much less painful in recent years.

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  381. A different way to break a coffee addiction by SkOink · · Score: 1

    I've quit both smoking and caffeine, each of which I started intetionally, for the effects of the drugs (hey, I'm a student, and they've got measurable benefits on my grades!), and my experience has been this:

    If you want to break an addiction, do it multiple times. This will kill you at first if you've been addicted for years, but after a couple of cycles you'll be able to drink coffee whenever you want the caffeine, with no worries about a relapse. What do you is take up your addiction, then stop for a couple of weeks, until you're functional. Then start drinking it again if you want it, but be sure to quit after a week or so and stop for a couple of weeks. After awhile of this, you get pretty good at breaking addictions, and it becomes no trick at all not to get addicted when you _do_ want coffee or a cigarette because you need to be extra-sharp.

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  382. Buy some decent coffee. Avoid all other caffeinated beverages Start by drinking a cup of good strong coffee at breakfast time and lunchtime. After a month, quit the lunchtime cofee. After another month drop your volume of breakfast coffee by half, or start drinking tea instead. After this, consider whether you want to continue with drinking caffeineated beverages or not. At this stage, withdrawls should be minimal. You can substitute a week for a month in the above recipe if you like, but coffee is nice and enjoyable so why move too fast? My wife has gone from a two cup a day person to a no cups a day person using this method both times she's been pregnant.

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  383. How I did it by haledon · · Score: 0
    I am a muslim, and every year, I fast for Ramadan. To prove a point to myself, I stop drinking coffee and all forms of caffine for the entire month. (This has no religious purpose, it's purely personal.)

    I do this every year, and each time, I quit cold turkey. Man, is it painful. I normally drink in excess of 12 cups of STRONG coffee per day, plus an additional turkish cup of coffee (it's like an espresso on steroids), and/or some soda.

    It takes me 2 - 3 weeks each year, but by the end, I have beaten my addiction. In the mean time, I just deal with the headaches. Unless you've tried quitting, you won't understand the pain involved with the headaches, or the changes in personality, but quitting cold turkey is the only way to go.

    Typically, the first week, I just pass out after 5 or 6 in the evening. The pain in my head is so intense, I have no other choice. Make sure that you drink PLENTY of water, and get lots of rest. The second week, I find that the headaches tend to drop off a lot, and I don't get sleepy until 7 or 8. The need for sleep scales back, along with the pain in my head. After 2 weeks, I'm ok, and after 3 weeks, I'm good to go.

    Some words of advice. What ever you do, under NO circumstances should you think that you can just take a little bit of caffine and ween yourself off. This does not work. It never works. Also, makes sure that you get a lot of rest, and that you drink a LOT of water. Weekends are the worst, as they represent unstructured time, which leads to temptation... on the other hand, you're probably going to be passing out by 8 PM on Friday night, and sleeping in until noon on Saturday!

    Make sure that everyone around you knows that you are trying to quit.... not so much for emotional support... it's meaningless while you're being pissy... more so that you don't feel guilty, and so that the people around you cut you a little slack.

    I don't know anyone who drinks more coffee than me, and I've tried every possible routine you can imagine until I finally figured out that I just needed to quit cold turkey. It's a hard thing to do, and unfortanately, there is no "Caffine Spa" pill that can make this hard thing easy.

    On a psychological note... I never really got the will power to quit until I decided to make it a test of will power. There may be health-related reasons for you wanting to quit. I know that in my case, 12 cups of coffee a day is not healthy. But what gave me the strength was the determination that I was going to show an inanimate bean that I have control over it-- not the other way around. I don't know what kind of personality you have, but thinking of it as a test of will power might help.

    Good luck!

    P.S. for more help, email me: jyamisha@the_free_web-based_email_service_with_the _word_hot_in_it.com

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  384. WHY?! by longbottle · · Score: 1

    Why is it you're trying to quit, exactly? What benefit do you expect from it? Is there a reason, other than you think it might be better for your health?

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  385. One quitter's story by zerocircle · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I suppose that would work, but have you ever had a caffeine-withdrawl headache?

    Yup. After pretty much living on Pepsi and then Coke for my high school and college years (though I was never a coffee drinker), I stopped cold turkey in January 1992. I had a headache -- constant, low-level, not piercing -- until that April. Then my head was fine.

    What amazed me most was that my digestion improved dramatically. After about a month, I realized with great surprise that my whole food tube worked smoother than ever; my colon had been virtually tied in a knot for years. This may seem excessively prosaic, but believe me, well-working innards are an unfathomable blessing.

    A couple of years ago, in my usual post-prandial sleepyheadedness, I decided to try a Frappuccino. BAM! I was awake! I was mentally productive! I was ON! And, very shortly, my abdomen was vaguely crampy and bound-up. I tried it again the next day: The mental effect was far less pronounced, but the digestive malaise was back in full force. That was the last experiment I needed.

    After quitting, I did have a more pronounced fuzz in my head in the morning, much harder to shake off. But I've found that an all-night decongestant removes that and lets me bounce easily out of bed in the morning -- it seems to be breathing-related, not a matter of caffeination (though the two may be linked somehow; IANAMD).

    It's hell for a while, but if you stick with it, you may find that quitting caffeine (and paying separate attention to your other problems) makes you a lot healthier in the long run. Did for me.

    1. Re:One quitter's story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What amazed me most was that my digestion improved dramatically. After about a month, I realized with great surprise that my whole food tube worked smoother than ever; my colon had been virtually tied in a knot for years. This may seem excessively prosaic, but believe me, well-working innards are an unfathomable blessing.
      man, somehow this paragraph makes me break out laughing. I'm not in a funny mood or anything - I'm reading comments seriously - but that paragraph. It's just funny somehow!

    2. Re:One quitter's story by gravelpup · · Score: 2, Informative
      But I've found that an all-night decongestant removes that and lets me bounce easily out of bed in the morning

      This most likely has pseudoephedrine in it, which is a stronger stimulant than caffeine.

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  386. It worked But Not Recommended by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was able to quit smoking cold turkey 35 years ago, but I could not quit caffeine - 7-8 cans of diet cola per day. Somehow the caffeine was worse than cigarettes, and they were really hard to quit.

    I quit when I ended up in a hospital recovering from a bad accident. I knew I would be pretty well doped up for a week, and I figured I would not notice the caffeine withdrawal much under the circumstances. It worked, and I was careful not to take any caffeine during the rest of the hospital stay.

    It worked but it is probably best not to plan on this route!

  387. Re:Water & Exercise by dandelion_wine · · Score: 1

    The reverse is, ah, "fun" to experience, also.

    Spent a year without a drop of coffee and little in the way of caffeine from other sources. Then, returning home (I was backpacking), I stayed up all night with an old friend and together we drank three and a half carafes. I was seriously fucked up. Shakes, sweating, couldn't think straight, head hurt. Never before had it hit me the extent to which these legal drugs we are so used to really are drugs with all the connotations that follow. All the more bizarre that certain drugs are demonized, not for relevant differences, but because they are drugs and that is bad.

  388. Terrorists by SoupaFly · · Score: 1

    Of course, you realize what this means: Coffee drinkers are terrorists!

  389. What do you consider alot? by flames · · Score: 1

    I just read in one reply about someone complaining about 2 liters of soda a day being bad and quiting from that. I drink between 12-24 or more cans a day on average... (More during the holidays)... I have constant head aches, I blame it on my eyes though... I get real real real angry at people around me when I dont have a soda... How much caffiene do you guys take in on average? and what do you consider alot?

    1. Re:What do you consider alot? by fuali · · Score: 1

      At my peak, I was having 2 quad (for shots of esspresso) cappucino's, 4 large (24once) mugs of drip, and 6-8 cans of diet code red.

  390. Lucky? by DreadSpoon · · Score: 1

    I quit cold turkey several months ago. Sure, I got slight headaches a bit for about a week after, but ever since, no problem. No blinding headaches, no severe grumpiness (well, technically I was grouchy ass even when I was drinking an eight pack of MD every day, and I'm no better now, but I didn't get any *worse* either). Was I just lucky that I could go from such an extreme amount of caffiene everyday to none with no major problems or side affects?

    (For a note, I do drink caffiene again, but in very slight moderation, simply because even with caffiene I'm dead in the morning. I drink one bottle of either MD or Bawls in the morning when I first get into work, and nother but water the rest of the day. This is after about 4 months of no caffiene at all, tho.)

  391. What I do about caffeine withdrawal by xfrosch · · Score: 1

    Time-release 100-mg B complex, with plenty of water. Also good for hangovers if you take the B last thing before hitting the sack.

    I have gone off caffeine cold turkey a couple of times this way.

  392. Giving up Caffeine is shit easy! by Ramsey-07 · · Score: 1

    I've had a caffeine addiction for the past 6 going on 7 years... since I was 12 years old... I have recently managed to give it up for the past 8 months only by drinking Cordial and water... The water gives me a full stomach amd the cordial gives me my sugar fix... The caffeine headaches went away for me after about a week. After that, I'm back in school, doing the best in the class and I no longer stay up to 6am! I'm happily caffine/headache/sick free for the past 8 months :D

  393. One word: dosage by Megane · · Score: 1
    The first thing you have to give up if you already haven't is drinking out of 2 or 3 liter bottles. Both cans of soda and cups of coffee can be easily counted, and that lets you control how much you're getting. Just reduce every day or two.

    Coffee has a lot more caffiene than soda (I think it's about 3x), so you should probably get rid of it first. Reduce by maybe half a cup every day or two until you're off of coffee (while maintaining the same number of sodas every day), then start reducing by a can of soda every day or two until you're where you want to be. Two or three cans a day is a good level.

    Then just schedule your cans of soda during the day. Maybe one in the morning, one noonish, and another in the evening. Drink water the rest of the time, because you will need to replace the water that you're now not getting in coffee or soda.

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  394. Have a medical emergenc by jgoulden · · Score: 1

    I have also tried, unsuccessfully, to kick caffeine for many, many years - but could never get through the agonizing withdrawal headaches. OTC medication like ibuprofen didn't even take the edge off. What finally worked for me were kidney stones - I was on heavy-duty prescription pain medication for ten days, during which time I didn't consume any caffeinated beverages. After that was all over, I just didn't drink any more caffeinated beverages...and, much to my surprise, no headaches. The withdrawal symptoms were apparently masked by the meds and by more excrutiating pain elsewhere. Not that I'm suggesting that you abuse prescription medication, but other posters have suggested lots of water or fruit juice, OTC pain relievers like ibuprofen, and so on. That never did it for me - the headaches were just too much to bear. If they don't work for you either I would suggest that you talk to your physician. Perhaps something can be prescribed for you that will help.

  395. This way always worked for me. by fuali · · Score: 1

    starting on the first day, I don't have caffeine after 8pm. After two days, I don't have any after 7pm. And soo on.

    This way I taper off it. Plus I always got the headaches in the morning. This way I avoided the morning headaches.

  396. Drink Juice. by Bilange · · Score: 1

    Drink Juice that has some Vitamin C in it.

    I actually feel better without [too much] caffeine (Pepsi, actually). Even that at some point i couldnt drink it anymore; it was disgusting.

    In fact, I can get so many colds (if I dont drink alot of Vit. C) that its not even funny, like once a week (due to some pollen allergy). Go figure why, but drinking works.

    --
    "...a generation of kids has grown up thinking Trance is the shittiest music since country and western." - Paul van Dyk
  397. What I did... by portwojc · · Score: 1

    Well I had a 4-5 a day Mt Dew habit. I stopped August 4th and haven't had one since.

    Here's how I did it.

    1. Cut back for about 2 weeks - just enough to avoid the headaches. Choose something else to drink instead when you can.

    2. Then after that just quit the biggest source(s) cold turkey. I had a pop for lunch or dinner. That was enough with pain killers to keep the headaches from being constant.

    Then the hard part wait it out. It won't take more than a few days for the headaches to go away. Drink lots of water too.

    Good luck!

  398. Addiction as a way of life... by daseinx · · Score: 1

    I got off of caffine by gradually mixing regular coffee beans with decaf coffee beans. After about a couple of weeks, I was off of caffine. However, I discovered that one addiction grows to overtake the void left by a previous addiction, a weird variant of Boyles Gas Law, so chocolate has come to rule all. The results of dropping caffine is about 50 lbs. My advice, keep the caffine and take saw palmetto as caffine can contribute to enlarged prostate problems. Take it as a variant of Newton's "for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction" law. If you have an addiction, you will have to come up with something to mitigate its affects. If you get rid of an addiction, your other addictions will grow to take up the space vacated by the departing addiction.

    The moral to the story is: life is stressful, addictions help mitigate the stress, stress and addictions both contribute to a reduced life span, fear of death causes us to question our addictions, which increases our stress level, etc............ It's all about the math.

  399. How I did it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get up in the morning. take two of the strongest legal pain killers you can find. Repeat every eight to twelve hours for two or three days. Worked for me. Nothing more then a mild headache. At the time I was constantly guzzling iced tea and diet coke. Net effect on my ability to stay awake and be productive? Next to nothing since I was so adicted that it had next to no effect in perking me up. Every year or two I'll be in a situation where I'm really tired and have to stay alert. One can of Coke later I'm back on track for an hour or two. I view this as a nother benifit of having quit. IE, it doesn't take much these days for me to see a benifit. On a serious note I had a good friend who died way too young in part because he was adicted to caffiene. Slept maybe two or three hours a night and it ruined his immune system. I'm not a real fan of the whole caffiene culture in high tech for this and many other reasons.

  400. Re:Water & Exercise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, lie to your doctor. You're an idiot.

  401. Addiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do like I did with smokes and caffine - just quit

    It all goes away after a short time.

  402. Sleep through caffeine withdrawal by solprovider · · Score: 3, Funny

    Summary: I kicked the caffeine addiction. The lack of caffeine had me sleeping incredible amounts of time during the withdrawal. Tylenol kept me functional for the months of headaches. I substituted other drinks with varying degrees of success until water became my main drink.

    ---
    I was a major caffeine addict. I sometimes drank a few pots of coffee at night, but my major addiction was to Pepsi. I drank at least a gallon of Pepsi each day for 8 years, and sometimes finished 4 2-liter bottles in one day. Sometimes I drank Jolt instead, but still in large quantities. I usually slept about 2 hours per day, with a crash for 12 hours of sleep once a fortnight.

    Pepsi destroyed my stomach. I did not have an ulcer, but I did have constant acid reflux. This may also have become a problem because before the support job, I rarely had to speak much. As phone support, I was talking for 10 hours per day. The new pattern of my mouth constantly moving may have caused my stomach to believe that food was coming, and I rarely ate while doing support. (Anybody doing phone support should have some kind of snack to keep the stomach happy. If you are over-weight, make the snack something like Pirate's Booty that has no value except to give your stomach something to work on.)

    I was transferring from support to administration. My first day as an administrator would not be for 2 months, but I definitely had the job, so I was not worried about my performance in support. It seemed the perfect opportunity to kick the addiction.

    I first switched from Pepsi to Mountain Dew, thinking that the lemon-lime drinks had less caffeine. (You can laugh now.) After reading the label and realizing my mistake, I switched to Gatorade. No caffeine, but tons of sugar to match the Pepsi.

    I slept 10 hours every day during withdrawal, and woke up still tired. I had headaches for the first time in my life. I learned the joys of Tylenol, which was necessary so I could think while learning my new job.

    Withdrawal lasted almost 3 months. After the first 2 months, the sleep I required started to reduce until by 6 months I was sleeping 4 hours a day, which is what I needed before the addiction.

    After about a year, I switched from Gatorade to Sprite. That lasted another year, then I switched to water. I actually overdosed on water. The lack of sugar meant that my tastebuds did not recognize that I was drinking, so I was constantly thirsty. After pouring about 4 gallons of water through my system in 5 hours, my throat was stripped (and I was sick of running to the bathroom every 20 minutes.) I had to alternate Sprite and water for a week. Then I managed to stay with water with an occasional Sprite until this April, when Tropical Sprite (sold under the silly name "Sprite Remix") was released. I really like it, and it became my primary non-alcoholic drink for the Summer, after which I switched back to water.

    ---
    After-effects:
    If I have any caffeine, I feel it immediately. About half an hour afterwards, I crash; it becomes almost impossible to stay awake. I will not drive a car for the hour after I have caffeine. (This happens because many restaurants have awful-tasting water and do not serve alcohol or Sprite, so I try the root beer. Waitresses usually insist it is not caffeinated, but they are often wrong.)

    ---
    The parent post's advice seems good. I wish I had read it before my attempt. One week was not enough for my withdrawal, but YMMV.

    --
    I spend my life entertaining my brain.
    1. Re:Sleep through caffeine withdrawal by XO · · Score: 1

      Barq's, and A&W, the two root beers that I know of that are available in most commercial places such as restaurants, are caffeine free. Maybe you are experiencing the much higher amount of sugar?

      --
      "Champagne for my real friends - and real pain for my sham friends!" http://ericblade.postalboard.com/
    2. Re:Sleep through caffeine withdrawal by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      Actually, only A&W is caffeine free..."Barq's has bite!" i.e. the "bite" is the bitterness of caffeine.

    3. Re:Sleep through caffeine withdrawal by charleschuck · · Score: 1
      Barq's and A&W...are caffeine free.

      Not so, says the Straight Dope, at least in respect to Barq's. And I quote: "'Caffeine.' Boom. You're done. Barq's Root Beer does contain caffeine..."

      Perhaps you meant Mug?

    4. Re:Sleep through caffeine withdrawal by richardmguy · · Score: 1
      The lack of sugar meant that my tastebuds did not recognize that I was drinking, so I was constantly thirsty.[snip](and I was sick of running to the bathroom every 20 minutes.)

      Actually the symptoms you describe are consistent with the early stages of diabetes. You really should loook into it, and consider losing the sugar all together.

    5. Re:Sleep through caffeine withdrawal by XO · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you are right. I thought Barq's was, also. But I hate Barqs, anyway. It tastes a lot more like the yucky cheap-o store-brand root beer than anything else. ICK.

      --
      "Champagne for my real friends - and real pain for my sham friends!" http://ericblade.postalboard.com/
    6. Re:Sleep through caffeine withdrawal by Bob+Cat+-+NYMPHS · · Score: 1

      After pouring about 4 gallons of water through my system in 5 hours, my throat was stripped (and I was sick of running to the bathroom every 20 minutes.)

      This is a sympton of diabetes, excessive thirst and frequent urination. See a doctor NOW.

    7. Re:Sleep through caffeine withdrawal by sylvr · · Score: 1

      3 months, that's rough.

      Every time I decide to get on the wagon (somehow I always end up falling off again), I go cold turkey, sleep for three days and then I'm fine.

      Good luck bro

    8. Re:Sleep through caffeine withdrawal by doorman · · Score: 1

      General Rule of Thumb.

      Pepsi Products served: Mug Rootbeer, no caffeine
      Coke Products served: Barqs (sp?), caffeine (that is where the bite comes from).
      7-Up products: varies, often A&W, but not always. No way to tell unless you can see the tap. Actually saw one marked RR Rootbeer, with train track symbols on it.

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      -G "We love to buy books, because we are buying the belief we have time to read them" - Warren Zevon
    9. Re:Sleep through caffeine withdrawal by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      Interesting thing, I've heard there's a law here in Canada that prevents caffeine from being placed in beverages that are not "darkly coloured". I thought it was a joke but I look at the can of Mountain Dew next to me and lo and behold, no caffeine in the ingredients. Which is probably a good thing, so we can at least have a little more choice in non-caffeinated pop than the horrible tasting non-caffeine Coke or Pepsi.

      --
      It's better to vote for what you want and not get it than to vote for what you don't want and get it.
      - E. Debs
  403. Go Cold Turkey by some+guy+I+know · · Score: 1

    I have never drunk coffee (well, maybe a cup or two back in the 70's when I was "experimenting"), but I used to drink two liters of Coca-Cola per day.
    One day I decided to just give it up cold turkey.
    I had a bad headache for three or four days, which gradually faded after another day or two.
    I haven't drunk any Coca-Cola (or any other non-medicinal caffine source) since.

    Go cold turkey.
    You'll feel bad for a week at the outside, and then you'll be fine.
    You'll (*yawn*) also find that your energy level increases, and Zzzzz ...

    --
    Those who sacrifice security to condemn liberty deserve to repeat history or something. - Benjamin Santayana
  404. Tranquilize yourself unconcious for a week by Danathar · · Score: 1

    Somebody told me of a story of some guy who had been a smoker for 40 years and quit cold turkey by having himself tranquilized (and unconscious) for a week so he wouldn't have to experience the withdrawal.

    Now I'm sure he would of been feed intravenously, but is that even possible? Can somebody be safely tranquilized and unconscious for a week?

    I'm not sure you'd want to go such extremes with caffeine, but if it's really bad.....

  405. Elementary, My Dear Watson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have to take narcotics regularly to counter constant head pain (almost nine years so far - car accident). What I have to be careful with is taking those drugs very often because my body adapts to many drugs quickly enough such that there would be nothing else I could take from that drug family.
    By the same token, I used to drink a *lot* of iced tea becaus I liked the taste. I had to stop all caffeine as part of a drug study and haven't gone back from almost two years ago. Lipton has caffeine-free but I haven't touched even that.

    Before you ask, stopping the caffeine hasn't done anything to the head pain.

    I stopped cold-turkey. No muss, no fuss.

    Reading a lot of journalism (enough from reputable sources), there are several things manufacturers know they have to get to you by the time you are nineteen or they more-or-less give up on getting their claws on you, figuring if they get you at all (later), it'll be luck:
    1. rap; 2. coffee; 3. cigarettes. (these were not in the same article - I'm just condensing them)

  406. Stop worrying and do it by cherokee158 · · Score: 1

    I drank caffienated soda for over twenty years and decided I didn't want to do it anymore because it made me nervous. So I stopped. I had a mild headache for a day or two. It was not a big deal. I still don't drink it. I smoked two packs of Marlboros a day for over ten years. I decided I was tired of the expense, the annual chest cold and the increasing risk to my health. So I stopped. It sucked for about a week. I probably chewed up a whole forest worth of toothpicks for a few months afterword. But it's been over twelve years or so and I don't miss it at all. Frankly, after all the hype, I had thought it was all going to be much more difficult than it actually was. You can do it if you want to. It's simply a question of willpower.

  407. Re:Water is the answer. Nothing wrong with Caffien by TekDragin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When i stoped drinking all caffine and switched to water. I was drinking a pitcher of water atleast every day and I still had a 3 day headache. I find it hard to accept that that headache was caused by lack of hydration and not by quitting drinking all caffine containing drinks.

  408. A former caffeine addict speaks. by Bahumat · · Score: 1

    I quit caffeine repeatedly throughout my life, until the last time, and so far so good for a number of months now.

    My withdrawl symptoms from caffeine were always severe; shakes, cramps, migraines, and general irritability. A number of times I tried cold turkey, but each time I tried to quit it left me suffering too much for the effort to be worthwhile.

    Finally I decided cold turkey just wasn't worth it. So I went simpler; I weaned myself down, from a 2 litre a day habit of cola. First I dropped to a 1 litre a bottle a day, for two-three weeks. From there, a 710 millilitre bottle a day, again for two weeks, then down to the 650 ml bottle for another week, then finally a 355ml can a day for two weeks. After that I switched to a 455ml bottle of orange juice a day, and haven't looked back.

    Best of all, I suffered next to no withdrawl; weaning it out of my system gradually helped the process tremendously.

    --
    "To pass through the jungle; silence, courtesy, ferocity, as the occasion demands." -- Kamau, "Proper Passage"
  409. Cut out sugar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At the same time as you are cutting out caffiene, cut out sugar. If you have it in your coffee, then it is as much of a culprit as

    Go to one of the good low carb diets (Eat Right 4 Your Type is my preferred one) and the transition away from caffiene will be easier than you thought.

  410. Done there, been that by aongus · · Score: 1

    I was diagnosed as allergic to caffeine some years back. I was more than unhappy, as I was also a true coffee-holic, putting down 3-4 pots (not cups) or more of coffee every day.

    Those folks who are declaring that you can't be addicted to caffeine need to learn more about immunology, you can be addicted to a lot more things than most people think.

    Quitting was not fun, and I did it cold turkey, as my allergic reaction was distinctly unpleasant (I won't go into detail). It worked for me, I don't know if it will work for you. Tapering off is another option. Again, ymmv. Will power is the real issue: Do you REALLY want to quit?

    I don't recommend starting a new addiction to end an old one. You're just trading problems.

    The folks who are telling you to drink lots of water are right. I would say a minimum of a gallon a day, and more, even a lot more, won't hurt things a bit.

    FYI, there are some six or seven compounds that masquerade under the common appelation of caffeine. The stuff in coffee and black tea is one and the same. Green tea is a different compound, and chocolate is a third. The caffeine in soda can be any one of several variants, depending on the brand. Green tea and chocolate in moderation don't bother me. Coffee, black tea, Mountain Dew, etc., I don't go there any more.

    GO FOR IT! The goal is worth the journey.

    1. Re:Done there, been that by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      Would you mind telling of the (un)common problems related to a caffine alergy? If you'd like to share your symptoms, go on ahead ;-)

      I've never considered that you could have such an allergy. Peanuts, shellfish, cigeratte smoke (I've got a nasty allergy of that- hives, whoopinglike cough, flush) I understand....

      --
    2. Re:Done there, been that by CyberTech · · Score: 1

      Breathing, for one.

      My wife gets short of breath, feels like she can't get enough air (tho her blood o2 levels are fine) when she has caffiene -- even just a single cup of coffee. Took a LONG time to figure out what was causing it.

      On the good side, it's turned cherry coke into a treat instead of common drink =).

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      -- CyberTech
  411. Exactly what fruit is Mtn. Dew flavored as? by Radi-0-head · · Score: 1

    Subject says it all... very curious on that one.

    1. Re:Exactly what fruit is Mtn. Dew flavored as? by Falsch+Freiheit · · Score: 1

      lemon and/or lime, I believe.

    2. Re:Exactly what fruit is Mtn. Dew flavored as? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The number three ingredient is
      concentrated Orange Juice.

      After carbonated water, and
      (high fructose corn syrup and/or
      sugar).

      Gotten from an empty 2-liter that
      happened to be on the floor by my
      feet. OK, so I'm an addict.

  412. Suicide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just kill yourself....i'm sure the world really doesn't need you anyway.

  413. Attaboy!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, no joke. Good job.

  414. W-W-W-What are you saying???????? by Spackler · · Score: 1

    AAre yi saying I'm drinking ttoooo much cofffeeee???? WWWhyt do you sound llike my wiffee? IIts Ok. Just drink th ccoffee and take it likke a mman.

  415. Prozac worked for me by beartenor1 · · Score: 1

    Back in 1991, I was put on Prozac for about a year. One of the pleasant side effects was I had no withdrawal symptoms from caffeine or sugar. (Unfortunately, some of the other side effects are not as pleasant -- especially the shaky hands and sexual problems. But they only get annoying after about 6 months.)

    13 years later, I'm addicted to caffeine again and it's not so easy this time. Now, I only drink decaf beverages at home and caffeinated beverages at work. But, I still haven't been able to take the step of cutting it out altogether. And I can't resist that triple venti latte when I don't get enough sleep.

    I don't know whether you could convince a doctor to prescribe an SSRI medication just to quit caffeine. Perhaps if your withdrawal symptoms are particularly bad and you have other health problems aggravated by the caffeine.

  416. Why quit? by penguin7of9 · · Score: 1

    Is it causing you any problems? Do you have other medical problems that are exacerbated by caffeine? If not, why quit? Caffeine seems to help alertness even if you use it long term, so if you can tolerate it without any ill effects, it might help you a little. And black and green teas may have other benefits.

    One thing you should stay away from: soft drinks with caffeine--not because of the caffeine but because of the sugar and/or artifical sweetener. Sugar is dangerous (weight gain, diabetes) and artifical sweeteners are not so good either. So, stick to unsweetened tea or coffee. Sticking with tea or coffee also lets you vary your caffeine intake by choosing decaffeinated versions or herbal versions--without changing your habits.

    Be sure that not all your fluid intake is from caffeinated beverages--they may act as mild diuretics. Mineral water is always a safe and good choice.

    1. Re:Why quit? by powlow · · Score: 1

      coffee abuse actually robs calcium from bones...

    2. Re:Why quit? by penguin7of9 · · Score: 1

      If you are predisposed to osteoporosis and have a low calcium intake, there may be a correlation, according to one study. Not exactly a resounding reason for a healthy male to quit drinking coffee.

  417. It depends on how you associate it.. by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 1
    I get the same symptoms if I get too much chocolate, and then eat it over a long period of time. After a while, I get addicted, and not having chocolate for a while causes me to get massive headaches.

    Quitting was easy for me, because I associated the headaches with consuming the substance, not abstaining from it (and that's actually accurate). After a day, or two of abstinance, the headaches go away, but the trick is, you have to continue to abstain for a couple of months after that to get the whole chemical soup our of your system.

    As for the caffi-centric society, just start something different. I got myself a nice big glass jug. It's great for mixing (non-caffinated) juices of all sorts in. Sometimes I'll have instant juice. Sometimes I'll have frozen juice (you do have a fridge at work, don't you?)

    A $1 can of frozen orange juice will give you about a litre (quart) of fluids... A much better buy than a cup of coffee, and a good deal healthier.

    When we go to a bar/restaurant I'll have decaf tea, or ginger-ale/sprite/7-up. Root beer is nice, as long as it's not Barq's (which is artifically caffinated), and most restaurants have some sort of juice.

    Just remember that you don't have to choose like a sheep. People generally respect the fact that you're willing to choose something a bit different (as long as you don't preach about your choice).... Even if they razz you about it, they still respect it. Usually they're just curious about your choice.

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    Free Software: Like love, it grows best when given away.
  418. Just quit consuming caffeine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is, tea, coffee, chocolate, and caffeinated sodas. A day or two later you'll experience around 24 hours of craving and maybe a foul mood, and then you'll be ok (and feeling much better than before).

  419. Not true by xtrucial · · Score: 1

    Caffeine constricts your blood vessels. So when you withdraw, the vessels adjust to their normal (larger size) and you get pain.

  420. You know your addicted when... by Aens · · Score: 1

    If you can operate your Etch-a-Sketch quickly enough to display 80Hz video on it, then you really need to cut down on the caffeine...

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  421. Re:Water & Exercise by electroniceric · · Score: 4, Informative
    Let me add an additional incentive: caffeine, as with many stimulants can do unpleasant things to your heart.

    From http://www.cdc-cdh.edu/hospital/cardio/art44.html:
    Does caffeine cause dangerous heart irregularity?:
    Yes, even in persons who are "otherwise healthy." In patients with coronary artery heart disease, with or without angina (chest pains), and/or hypertension (high blood pressure), drinking coffee or cola drinks, or drinking or eating chocolates, can precipitate a heart irregularity called PVCs (Premature Ventricular Contractions) or even palpitation (rapid heart pounding).

    Now before folks call me alarmist, this is not true of everybody. I happen to be someone with a very high sensitivity to caffeine, and one of my brothers has this too, though interestingly neither of my parents do. I discovered how sensitive I was to caffeine after it put me in the cardiac wing of a hospital for a day and a half with an atrial fibrillation, even though I am fit and don't smoke.

    That experience has left me thinking that people are awfully blasee about using what can be a very strong stimulant for people with certain biochemistry. So let me add that to all the other excellent advice about getting used to drinking water.

    One other thought:
    If you don't have hypertension, you might try snacking on sunflower seeds periodically. The salt gives you a wicked urge to drink water, and the seeds take enough work to crack that you don't really go through that many calories.
  422. Get sick by Chuck+Bucket · · Score: 1

    Seriously, in Jan 2000 I was sicker than I've been in a long time, flu type symtoms, but I slept pretty much full time. After a week and a half of that I releazed that I didn't need coffee anymore. At the time I was drinking it all day too, and wanted to cut back to two cups only in the morning, but I had no idea how to. So, get sick, or take a long vacation where you can sleep in allot.

    CB

  423. water by mAineAc · · Score: 1

    Drink plenty of water. The more you drink the better. You should drink about 32 ounces a day. You will be able to cut right down on caffiene. I have done it and it works wonders. Get some exxercise to your getting fat sitting in front of that pc.

  424. Oh holy Christ... by billmaly · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is one of those damned interventions I've read about. GET AWAY FROM ME...I can handle it...it's not a problem, I don't want to stop...NOOOOO GIVE IT BACK...GIVE US BACK OUR PRECIOUS SODA...it's ours and ......WE....wants it!!!!!!!

  425. Just by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    go cold turkey. Thats what i did.

  426. Apples and Water by Reality_X · · Score: 1

    Eat an Apple every time you feel like you need a buzz. Provides more of a buzz than caffiene, apparently, without any of the side effects (dehyrdation, diaeretic, etc), and on the upside, it's good for your teeth, w00t.

    Also, PLENTY of water. You'll be surprised how many problems you have just drinking water will fix. Something like 95% of people don't drink the 2 litres of water a day they're supposed to.

    The only downside to the water drinking, is that you need to pee every hour or so. But it does cleanse your system, and it's good time away from the keyboard (and since you don't want RSI, all the better!)

    Nature is a wonderful thing...

  427. Re:Water & Exercise by Chromodromic · · Score: 2, Funny
    now, i've quit coffee twice successfully in my life (and returned voluntarily and deliberately)

    Possibly, the stupidest statement I've ever read on Slashdot. If you can't see why, then, well, wow.

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    Chr0m0Dr0m!C
  428. Vitamin B-complex does the trick... by luwain · · Score: 1

    I had a severe caffeine addiction some years ago. I was drinking about 15 cups a day. Ironically, it seemed that I had built up a tolerance, because instead of feeling perky, I was feeling more and more run-down. Then I read in Earl Mindell's Vitamin bible that " a gallon of coffee will deplete all the B-1 in your body." Since the B-Complex is ineffective without all it's components, I was basically shutting down my metabolism. I immediately went out and bought a bottle of TwinLabs "StressMates" -- chewable B-complex/Vitamin C Wafers (B and C vitamins are water soluble, so you need to replenish them everyday). I was able to cut down to one or two cups of coffee a day without any side effects. Also, the coffee I did drink had the desired stimulant effect. Of course, one must also be aware of the othjer caffeine sources in one's diet, like CHocolate and Coke. Diet Coke or Pepsi may be doubly addictive because of the presence of Aspartame (Nutrasweet -- composed of phenylalanine, an amino acid) which has some neurological effects that may increase the addictiveness of the beverage. There's a whole host of other reasons why I would advise avoiding anything that has nutrasweet in it, but I want to stay "on-topic".

  429. Try acupuncture by Alizarin · · Score: 1

    Traditional Chinese medicine - acupuncture and herbs - has some treatments that can help prevent many withdrawal symptoms.

    I substituted green tea for coffee. A mild buzz plus it contains various healthy substances. Switching to it rather than going cold turkey was easier for me.

    Some of us drink coffee and alcohol because they compensate for each other. You may need to back off alcohol while you are quitting coffee. Especially stop drinking alcohol after dinner, when it will affect your sleep patterns and make you more tired the next day.

    Once you eliminate the need for a morning coffee to get going, you will wake up faster. It's almost like gaining an hour in the day.

  430. You may have MIGRAINES. Do research and/or see Dr. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You may be a undiagnosed migraine sufferer.

    Ironically, heavy caffeine actually can alleviate the symptoms of migraine, depending on the patient.
    So your situation could be more complex than you realize.

    So if you can get totally clean of caffeine for a while (say a week) and are still getting headaches, definitely see a doctor to discuss it.

    The following should go without saying: STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM NUTRASWEET/ASPARTAME!!!

  431. Re:Water & Exercise by arth1 · · Score: 1
    if yr a caffeine addict (as i am) you know that during withdrawal you are too debilitated to type let alone exerise.

    Amen. As an average Norwegian coffee drinker (8-10 cups per day, around 3 times as strongs as American coffee), I can tell you non-drinkers or occasional drinkers that the symptoms you get when going cold turkey can be far from trivial, and includes (but is not limited to) jitters, temperature variations, hypotension, abdominal pain, priapism, sensory over- or undersensitivity, and (I hate it when this happens) loss of control and feeling of extremities. Yes, your fingers and toes, and sometimes arms and face can fall asleep. All at the same time. Without moving around helping one bit, like when it's a nerve pinch.

    The physical problems with quitting heavy coffee drinking are worse than quitting nicotine, although usually less painful and less psychical. While a bad fit of nicotine craving might make you take a $100 taxi to go buy a pack or raid ashtrays or worse, a bad fit of caffeine depravation can kill you.
    Be careful, and step down. Use caffeine analogues, like theine and theobromine. The caffeine in tea (theine) is almost similar to the one in coffee, but doesn't give you the rush, and sits in the system longer. As such, it's near ideal to use when trying to quit. Theobromine, as in chocolate, has a much milder effect, and won't really do much for physical cold turkey symptoms, although it can make you feel better.

    Regards,
    --
    *Art
  432. Mountain Dew Caffiene! by inf0rmer · · Score: 1

    It may in other parts of the world, but not here in Australia. I think only cola-based drinks are allowed to have it here.

    At least I know why everyone (except us) drinks it in quantity now!

  433. Play StepMania by tepples · · Score: 1

    but where I live, it goes down to -30 or -40 in the winter.

    StepMania is cardio for people who for some reason can't leave the house. Controller sold separately.

  434. Re:It went like 2 Minutes without a first post by Burnon · · Score: 1

    Probably because all of the fast-twitch first posters are still too hyped up on caffeine to actually have a 'quitting' story.

  435. My addiction was by netfool · · Score: 1

    Getting drunk while I was playing counter-strike until the middle of the night & smoking 1.5 packs of cigarettes. My room was littered with beer bottles, empty packages of smokes & overfull ashtrays... I turned the white walls in my room yellow. My mom hated it. When I turned 27 she finally had enough and kicked me out.

    --
    Left 4 Dead Gaming Group - http://www.l4dgg.com
  436. I did it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I stopped drinking soda a few years ago. Advil really helped me through it. I still get headaches from time to time, but I think its more due to eye strain than caffeine.

  437. Why do you want to? by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1
    I think that you should moderate (as in all things), but if it is not ordinarily a problem... what's the problem?

    I have been a "caffine adict" on several occasions (defined as getting bad-ass headaches if I don't get it!)

    The solution is always the same... cut back.

    Currently, I am working from home and I "do" only 2-3 "half-caf" cups of coffee and maybe one cafinated soda a day (diet - easy on the teeth). What's wrong with that?

    If you consume too much of anything you have a problem. Deal.

    --
    This issue is a bit more complicated than you think.
  438. Less? More! by NetJunkie · · Score: 1

    I just picked up a Jura F9 superauto espresso/coffee machine. It's like having a liquid crack dispensor in the kitchen. :)

    I'm amazed crema coffee hasn't hit the US yet. Love it.

  439. coffee tolerance regimine by museumpeace · · Score: 1

    I have one severe bowl of Sanani or Harrar, brewed up Turkish style first thing in the morning...years ago I quit having having second or further cups later in the day as I would get no sleep. I asked Starbucks via the e-mail customer response on their website [they actually do answer the e-mail!] so I know I am getting around 500mcg ... its just sublethal according to my doctors but I don't even get arhythmia. I REALLY enjoy that cup and aside from a tendency to focus on the exits if a morning meeting goes over an hour, I'm able to sail through the day and still sleep well by midnight...but I am acclimated to the cycle of having the caffeine run out once a day so if I dont get my fix in the morning, I can skip that day and not die...my code just looks funny. And I have gotten so picky about the coffee that the typical burnt brown bilge festering in the pots of most offices and overhyped doughnut shops is utterly disgusting to me, making it easy to stick to my coffee diet.

    --
    SLASHDOT: news for people who can't concentrate on work or have no life at all and got tired of yelling back at the TV.
  440. dehydration is overblown by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Caffeine is a diuretic, so when you stop using caffeine, your body is *less* likely to be dehydrated.

    That's with, say, caffeine pills.

    When quitting caffeinated drinks, it is fairly good odds that removing the liquid is offset by removing the diuretic effect. Since most people tend to get thirsty during the day, if you drink water *when you naturally get thirsty*, and at meals, then you're not going to be dehydrated.

    Headaches from caffeine withdrawal *really are a withdrawal symptom*. It has been shown in studies. It isn't just a side effect of dehydration.

    I'm not a doctor, your mileage may vary, yada yada. Just pointing out that all these posts about dehydration are a little bit off base, or at the very least, an incomplete picture of what is going on in your body.

  441. AFAIK by john_smith_45678 · · Score: 1

    It's not possible to live without caffeine. I wish the genetic engineers would make caffeine glands.

  442. DXM by extra+the+woos · · Score: 1

    before you mod me down read what I hafta say...one of my favorite drugs, dextromethorphan, known as DXM, an ingredient in cough syrups... has HUGE ANTI-ADDICTIVE PROPERTIES... whereas a normal dose to help coughs would be about 15mg, and a normal dose to "get high or trip" off off would be 300mg-1gram depending on what you were after...a Dose of 80mg-100mg or so (every 8 hours, as needed) can give a person of about 175-250lb a small boost (with no negative side effects) and trip some reactions in your brain that prevent addictiveness (yes, it works on alcohol and opiate addiction even)...1 bottle of robotussin max str cough contains 354mg, enough for about 4 doses for this purpose. If you have an addiction you just can NOT quit and need extra help, give DXM a try, and don't worry, its not addictive (although it can be in HIGH doses). No, I'm not a pharmacist, but yes, I do knwo what I'm talking about in this case!

    --
    replacing it with NEW Folger's Crystals! (lets see if they notice the difference)
    1. Re:DXM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Be careful with this. I was addicted to DXM for over five years, and it significantly affected my life. Addicted = one 250ml bottle a day.

      Also, about 7% of whites are hypersensitive to this stuff, and take several times longer than most people to metabolize it. So you might take 250mg, and not be back to normal for three days.

      But hey, I'm weird. About 2/3 of people who try it don't even like it, let alone addict to it. Read about it at Erowid, the place to find out about psychoactive materials.

  443. I dont have an addiction.. by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

    I've drank percolated coffee (synonomous to motor oil) along with 1.5 scoop power drip for 6 years, and I quit many times (once up to 6 months) with no ill effects. No headache, no crankyness, no tiredness.. anything. To my body, it's like drinking really hot flavored water.

    I've noticed it's the same way with medical drugs I've taken long ago and with alcohol.... Takes 5-6 shots of whiskey within 1 hour (80-100 proof) before I FEEL anything.

    I weigh 275 and and 6'5 and my body chemistry is really whacked out. Ambient body temp 100.0F, immune to wasp stings (feels like a simple prick- no fire), very allergic to mosquitos (they create 2 in. welts wherever they sting - they occur within 20 minutes too).

    --
  444. I bet I'm more addicted than you are. by penginkun · · Score: 1

    I tried kicking the habit last year as my resolution.

    Here's what happened to me:

    I became incredibly lethargic. I started falling asleep at work. My memory went to hell. I constantly forgot common words and would experience that annoying thing where you stand up to do something and between the impulse to stand and the actual action you forget what it was you meant to do.

    In the end I gave up and gave in. I drink a couple, maybe three two litre bottles of Vanilla coke a day. More, if I'm actually thirsty.

    I have gone past the point where caffeine has any sort of stimulant effect on me.

    Maybe I'll quit again for fun. A friend told me to take vitamin B (supposed to have a similar effect on the brain) so maybe I'll give it a go. I would be nice to have all that money I'm spending on Coke to use for other things.

  445. Caffeine addiction mostly psychological by JordanH · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The "fact" of caffeine addiction is debated in the scientific community. I believe that a psychological dependence is more common than a true chemical dependence.

    I recognize that I'm not everyone, but I kicked Coffee last week and only had mild headaches that were easily managed by hydration and NSAIDS (aspirin, acetominophin). I was a fairly heavy coffee drinker, but probably not as bad as many here, consuming 4-6 strong cups a day.

    I gave it up because I thought it was contributing to my IBS after reading an article on self-care for IBS. Stopping the coffee has helped a lot. I still get some caffeine in sodas, but I typically choose non-caffeinated drinks now, and the problems have greatly alleviated.

    Look, I know how condescending it can seem to be told that "it's all in your head", but if you admit the possibility that it just might be and apply a positive attitude you might find you'll have an easy time of giving up coffee. Just have some aspirin handy, get plenty of water to drink and try to increase your exercise level and you should do fine.

    1. Re:Caffeine addiction mostly psychological by UpnAtom · · Score: 1

      The problem is there's no easy way of distinguishing a real addiction from a placebo addiction. Participants in placebo trials against benzodiazepines exhibit withdrawal symptoms all the time (even when the nature of the drugs are supposed to be secret).

      Nobody knows how addictive nicotine is because nobody has come up with an active nicotine placebo to compare it to.

      But there is more chance of that that somebody being fooled into thinking they are taking caffeine when they're not.

    2. Re:Caffeine addiction mostly psychological by JordanH · · Score: 1
      What you say is true, but I think studies have shown that positive attitude helps here.

      A lot of people feed into the problems by anticipating a terrible withdrawal.

    3. Re:Caffeine addiction mostly psychological by UpnAtom · · Score: 1
      What you say is true, but I think studies have shown that positive attitude helps here.

      A lot of people feed into the problems by anticipating a terrible withdrawal.

      I guess I wasn't clear because you just agreed with me. ;)

      This is exactly what I mean by placebo addiction.

      Again in my professional opinion, I estimate that 90% of addiction to cigarettes, caffeine etc comes from such expectations, which is why hypnotic suggestion works well as a treatment. The reverse is true of medications such as Paxil which was stated to be non-addictive. Consequently, fewer people suffered withdrawal symptoms, but those who did were thoroughly unprepared for them.

      It is also said that the addictiveness of Valium was manufactured by bad publicity. In France, where such publicity wasn't widespread, they don't have much of a problem with Valium. It is also true that Valium is now widely prescribed under a different name (diazepam).

      There is a bit more on the unscientific nature of medicine on my website here. At some point today I will try to update it with information from that 1993 paper by Fisher and Greenberg.

  446. Another vote for "Just Stop" by xTown · · Score: 1

    I used to drink a liter of Mt. Dew everyh morning, then more at lunch. I didn't do this for very long, a couple of months at most. I was never big on caffeinated beverages before then--I can't stand the taste of coffee, colas were not my thing.

    I just stopped. Yeah, it was hard. Yeah, you'll feel like complete and utter crap. I missed three days of work. THREE DAYS. On the second day, I couldn't even get out of bed, I felt so horrible. The only reason I went back to work on the fourth day was that I couldn't afford any more sick days.

    IMNSHO, anything that does that to you when you stop isn't worth starting in the first place. If you can't stay awake without it, don't. Sleep instead. Nothing in your job is worth it.

  447. How do you eat an elephant? by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1
    Answer: One bite at a time.

    In Europe, the common most effective way to deal with alcholism is to cut down in steps rather then cold turkey.

    I suggest the same. First thing you do is drink caffine regularly but make a mental note each time you have a redbull or cup of coffee for a given day. I forget how much caffine is in a given cup of coffee but use the internet to find out. Look up the back of redbull or mountain dew and write how much is in each. Find out how much caffine your taking in total for each day for a week and make an average.

    The following week cut your intake by 10%. You will crave it slightly but with no ill side effects. The week afterwards cut it by another 10%. Your body will adapt slowly and withdrawl effects will stay at a minimal.

    After 10 weeks you should little to no caffine and hopefully no headaches.

    This works with alchohol, pornography addiaction, and even weight loss. If cold turkey does not work try it.

  448. withdrawal by fourdc · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure anyone will read this deep but I'll post anyway...

    If the "relief" from drinking caffiene is coming 8-10 minutes after drinking... that is a psychosematic reaction ( psychological addiction vs physical addiction), your body doesn't get the caffiene for at least a half hour.

    So I suggest you move to a blended coffee first cutting the caffiene in half, then in half again after a while until you reach the level you want.

  449. Taste of a new generation by Charles+Dodgeson · · Score: 1
    A year later I couldn't find anything to drink but a coke so I tried one and couldn't stand the taste. At this point I don't think I could ever drink Coke again, the taste is just nasty.

    The same thing happened to me. I stopped drinking all sodas for a couple of years, and now colas taste vile.

    As for whether people can really taste the difference between the various cola's. Here is what my wife has done three times a year for the past three years (she teaches "strategic management" in a business school). She buys a 2 liter bottle of each Coca-Cola, Pepsi Cola, and RC Cola. Removes labels and swap around indentifying caps. She asks her class (about 70 students each) who prefers Coke, who prefers Pepsie and who prefers RC. It's typically half for Coke and half for Pepsi. No more than one or two hands will go up for RC.

    She has them taste, and rank their preferences on the blind test. The results are flat out random. Of the six possible preference orders you get all six with frequency fully consistant with random preferences.

    Now the tests are not under well controlled conditions (temperature, sequencing, carbonation levels), but any noise from this would not be systematically biasing the results across multiple trials. That is all bottles were openned and resealed at roughly the same time, all were stored in the same refrigerator, etc.

    I am not disputing that people can't be trained to identify the differences under some conditions, but whatever test differences and preferences there are work out fairly randomly under typical conditiions.

    When she indicates which is which, approximately half the class will have found that they ranked RC ahead of their stated favorite. At this point my wife asks the class how many of those people will switch to drinking the (cheaper) RC. The answer is always zero with a bit of embarrassed laughter. And that is when she jumps into here lecture on the cola market.

    --
    Prime numbers are exactly what Alan Greenspan says they are -S. Minsky
  450. Re:Water is the answer. Nothing wrong with Caffien by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

    True but migraines are a different beast.

    I live in the desert so I can have both.

    Migraines are caused by error when the brain notices it has too little seratonin, glucose, nicotine, or caffine. I can get them from oversleeping, cutting down on caffine, or from not eating enough.

    Really its a problem and cold turkey is not the answer but rather a gradual withdrawl so your brain can handle it.

  451. Re:Water is the answer. Nothing wrong with Caffien by synaptic · · Score: 1

    You may want to look into the connection between caffeine, particularly when consumed as coffee or tea, and pregnancy. It seems many women have fertility and even miscarriages from this so-called harmless drug.

    http://www.bellaonline.com/articles/art12110.asp

    One study found that women trying to get pregnant who drank a cup of coffee each day had a 55% less chance of conceiving than women who did not drink. Those who drank 1-3 cups almost doubled their danger rate, and women who drank over 3 cups a day tripled their risk for not having a successful conception.

    Also, women who drank 2 or more cups of coffee each day doubled their risk of miscarriage, once they did become pregnant.

  452. Write down how much you spend on coffee by melted · · Score: 1

    Day by day, cup by cup. Chances are if you get your coffee at starbucks the resulting total will be a couple of hundred bucks each month. Think about the ways you'd rather use this $2400 a year. Quit cold turkey.

  453. Caffeine and Blood Sugar by gbulmash · · Score: 1
    Okay, I don't have the medical data handy, but I recall reading somewhere that caffeine affects insulin and blood sugar (one of the reasons you're supposed to limit caffeine or cut it out on Atkins).

    I know that my caffeine withdrawal headaches feel a lot like the occasional "slept through breakfast, worked through lunch" headaches I sometimes get.

    YMMV, but I'd suggest trying to eat really healthy the day you quit caffeine, particularly some brown rice, whole-grain bread, and other higher-fiber sources of carbs. The combo of fiber and carbs is the key. Because of the fiber, the sugars release into your blood more slowly, helping you keep from hitting blood sugar lows.

    It may not get rid of the headaches, but it should diminish the intensity.

  454. Try alternate forms of caffeine or soda... by cyberwench · · Score: 1

    One of the things that works well for me - a lot of what I enjoy about caffeinated sodas (besides the caffeine) seems to be critically linked to the carbonation and temperature. I've managed to taper off using club soda with flavoured syrups, basically just an Italian soda.

    Another possibility - use alternate delivery systems for the caffeine. If the carbonation isn't a big issue, try starting off with something like herba mate. It tastes ok without sugar, and it's got a fair whack of caffeine - but the caffeine doesn't hit you the same way caffeine in a soda does. It kicks in over a longer period of time and lasts longer. This might be an effective way to beat the headaches while not consuming as much caffeine as before. You can taper down to something like green tea, which still has caffeine, but in very small amounts.

    Herba mate can be hard to find in a decently drinkable form. You can buy loose bags/bales of it in hispanic markets, but it's not the best stuff in the world. Bija tea puts out a pretty good form, in normal teabags.

    To wrap up, you have my sympathy. My Mom went through a caffeine addiction, she kicked it when she was hospitalized for something else. Nasty stuff.

    --
    ~ Leilah
  455. I don't think that answers my question too well by pyrrho · · Score: 1

    at all.

    What stage at which the healthcare is paid makes a huge difference since it's a matter of insuring risk.

    --

    -pyrrho

  456. I've quit dozens of times by cgaylord · · Score: 1

    I dry myself out once a year or so, and I've found a methodology that works well for me. I drink strong coffee and lots of it in general. When it is time for the annual clean-out, I just wait until I start to feel the first headache (usually takes about four to six hours), then have about 1/2 cup of my normal brew. That's enough to take the edge off the headache for a few hours. I iterate this procedure over a few days, maybe a week, and each time it is longer until the headache comes on. When I get the point where I can go over a day or so, I consider myself cured (and then prompt readdict myself).

    Presumably the readdition is optional. :-)

    --ckg

  457. Taper yourself off ... by Dr+PBL · · Score: 1

    Been there, gotten over that. I got over my addiction in a matter of weeks by tapering off. I took 2 bags of Folgers - caffeinated and decaffeinanted - and made a 5 day supply mixed in ratios of 9-1 caffeinated to decaffeinated, then 8-2, then 7-3, then 6-4. You get the drift. This let my body adjust to the changing amount of caffeine and there were no headaches or other side effects. Of course, I occasionally chase people around the mall with an axe, but that's because of another problem. Not related to caffeine at all!

  458. How I kicked Coffee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had the same problem. I was a 20 cup a day drinker. I'm an engineer and always relied on a cup of coffee to get me going on projects and things.
    After about 5 years of this I got very sick with the flu. The thought of coffee made my stomach curl. I decided this was the window of opportunity I was looking for.
    I didn't give up caffiene, I just lowered the dose. I started drinking tea. Now I have about 6 cups of green or block tea a day. Green tea has many healthy side effects and about 1/4th of the caffine per cup. I made the switch and its worked.
    I get cravings sometimes (especially at the coffee shop), but I just remember how crappy I felt and it gets me through. I know how tough it is. I didn't beat the addiction, I've just managed it.

  459. I was tricked into doing it. by Camien · · Score: 1

    I was told that I could not have caffiene for 2 weeks due to a medical condition (that I actually did not have, I was misdiagnosed.) and that caused me to quit cold turkey. I never was a coffee drinker, but I was drinking 8-12 coke/pepsis a day at a point, which is rather rediculous. I went through the withdrawals as well, but after a week or so they subsided, and as a side effect of not taking in all those extra calories I've managed to lose 30 lbs as well (over 5mnths). I also sleep better now that I'm not on caffiene. Its all up to you, but since I'm a poor college student I'm happy I quit my coke/pepsi addiction. The money I was spending on buying drinks now goes towards buying games and computer upgrades =)

  460. Re:Water & Exercise by IncohereD · · Score: 1

    Never before had it hit me the extent to which these legal drugs we are so used to really are drugs with all the connotations that follow.

    What I've never been able to forget is this video they showed us in first year chem, with these five "levels" of dangerous chemicals. I believe alcohol was in level 3, while caffeine was in the next HIGHER level.

    What's also hilarious is to listen to people defend pot as 'natural', and say how they would never use 'chemicals' like ecstasy, etc, etc. What, THC isn't a chemical? There's not HUNDREDS of chemicals in pot? ARgh.

  461. Cold Turkey by Avenger546 · · Score: 1

    Only way.

    This summer I made a bet with a friend that I could go 10 weeks without a single caffeinated, carbonated, or alcoholic drink... the alcoholic part was easy, because I already don't drink, but I was drinking between 2 and 5 Cokes every day. This bet started, I made lemonade and got Powerade from the store... I had headaches the first couple of days, but the rest of the time I was fine, and I didn't even have caffeine cravings, so the bet was easy. (Well, until day 67, when my car died and I walked about a mile from the auto shop to my place... I had three Cokes that afternoon, but they didn't count.)

  462. Fun with Withdrawl Victims by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you ever need something fun to do at your next office party, you can do what we always do. There's this guy... see... lets just call him Phil. He's the guy we bully into doing all of our work for us. Thats right, the entire office.

    Having so much pressure on him has gotten Phil into some pretty heavy addictions. We first started noticing about 5 years ago when he started downing Grande Extra Strong Extra Sweet espressos like they were shot glasses every 5 minutes. Within months he was shaking and quivering non-stop. Even during meetings, he would sit in his chair shaking while we presented his work. All the while muttering "mutha fucka" under his breath. Before Christmas he was arrested with 30 kilos of Speed and Crystal Meth. The office pitched in to pay his bail so he could finish the annual report for the board of directors.

    Now, having no work to do, you see, can be quite boring. So, naturally we decided to throw a gigantic office party just before Christmas. Unfortunately the party, as all office parties are, was excruciatingly boring. Until we brought out the straight jacket. Now, normally I'm not one to torture the innocent... but this was just tooo much fun! After the first hour, Phil began begging us to let him out of the straight jacket. He desperately wanted his 5 minute espresso. He began to foam at the mouth and convulse when we denied him his speed. Finally he went into cardiac arrest and died. Shoot, we're actually going to have to work now.

  463. Re:Water & Exercise by XO · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Ahh.. yes.. Back when I first got into caffeine overdosing. lol...

    I would drink coffee for much the same reasons that people would drink alcohol - when depressed, down, sad, etc go out and drink.

    When my girlfriend at the time dumped me, I headed straight to the coffee shop. Ordered "Walk the Plank". This is 24oz of concentrated espresso, as the sign on the coffee shop wall calls it. And then the added bonus to this, was throwing some ice in it, to cool it down to a palatable temperature. 15 minutes later, and 24 oz of espresso less, in my glass.. order another one. This one made it about half an hour on my table. Then I got up to drive home. Had to stop at a friend's house halfway between the coffee shop and my home, and explain that I was so wasted on caffeine that I couldn't drive. I fell asleep, almost immediatly when my head hit the pillow on the couch. I woke up, about 5 hours later, SO WIRED I COULDN'T FREAKING BELIEVE it, and was then awake for the next 52 hours continuously.

    I try to keep my caffeine intake down to a bottle of Mt. Dew or so a day now.

    --
    "Champagne for my real friends - and real pain for my sham friends!" http://ericblade.postalboard.com/
  464. Re:Water & Exercise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...i'd suggest s'pelgrino or grolschteiner (sp?)
    ...

    I guess you mean Gerolsteiner, a "gently carbonated" Mineral water from Gerolstein, Germany. :-)

  465. Black Coffee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whenever I've felt the need to curb my caffiene addition, I've temporarily switched to black coffee. I find I drink way less coffee and I eliminate the fat and crap I get from the milk (I don't take sugar).

    It may also be that you are suffering from low-blood sugar. If you take sugar in your coffee the symptoms and cure would be the same. In that case, a serious rethink of your diet might be in order, in particular the elimination of large quantities of refined sugar (in the form of Mountain Dew for example). Sounds odd but it worked for me.

  466. Obligatory Half Baked by MalleusEBHC · · Score: 1

    3: weed

    "Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?"

  467. Re:MOD ABUSE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "
    MOD ABUSE (Score:-1, Offtopic)
    by Anonymous Coward on Thursday January 01, @09:23PM (#7856634)
    More moderator abuse. This post is WAY offtopic, and should be modded as such.
    "

    Now that's good moderating!

  468. Re:Water & Exercise by AmericanKleptocracy · · Score: 0

    And, there are "chemicals" that are legitimately harmless, or even good for you like vitamins; necessary for proper health. People assume that if it's natural, or an "herb", if it grows in the ground, it must be harmless. I wonder if they realize that opium is made from poppies and LSD from morning glories.

    For a nice satire about people's paranoia about "chemicals" search on the net about the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide.

  469. How I broke the dependancy by Cyn · · Score: 1

    Move.

    Seriously. Back in May I got married, went on a honeymoon, and came back and immediately moved. That was a 2 week period during which I was too busy to care that I didn't have a soda to suck on. I gave up caffeine and television (which, admittedly, wasn't a hard habit to drop with all the crap they show - I was already down to practically no watching) when I moved - switched to water and kool-aid (with less sugar than recommended). Koolaid or other equivalent powdered sugar drinks are cheaper by far, still give you a good flavor, but more importantly keep you better hydrated (and, of course, no caffeine).

    Of course - it helped a whole lot that I had the whole wedding+vacation for the first >week - because there definitely is some withdrawl. Honestly though, you could get over the initial effects with a good 4 day weekend if you start right away.

    When you decide to quit though, quit. Slowly lower your intake all you like - you can't halve something into nothing, eventually you need to cold turkey it. It'll be easier after weening down, but it's also real easy to up your level right back where you were by simply sucking an extra soda down and overrunning your 'plan'. Just set aside some time and keep yourself busy and moving during it. It just kinda happened to me, buy I was damned happy for it.

    --
    cyn, free software and *nix operating systems enthusiast.
  470. Ask your boss by TheSonicVince · · Score: 0

    My employer has the right solution: they bought a coffee machine and they must buy a specific brand of coffee. Man that coffee is just awful. You don't want to drink it.
    I don't know if that brand exists in the US, though. It's Red Pelikan or something like that...

    --
    And then he said: "I'll tell you the meaning of life. It is" and then realized 120 chars are definitely not enough...
  471. Concur by HTMLSpinnr · · Score: 1

    As a child, I grew up drinking caffeine as a mainstay. I also used to get the headaches and the nausea. I never corellated the two until I got older, but it was definately withdrawals. In 1995, I decided to swear off caffeine. Now, the only significant caffeine I consume is in "required" situations, such as while driving at night, etc. Generally, 18-36 hours later, I'll have a nasty headache, sometimes accompanied by nausea (and occasionally vomiting). Each time, I usually have to sleep off the headache and then I'm okay. Tylenol like products generally don't help much.

    Oddly, I don't feel the "buzz" others report though, however it's usually because I'm quite tired. I do experience alot of mouth watering though.

    I do consume chocolate on occasion, but not in large quantities. Chocolate does contain some caffeine in it's natural form, but far less than coffee, tea, or soft drinks.

    Once you do swear off caffeine, you'll quickly become aware of what you can and cannot have. Genearlly 1 or 2 cups of decaf coffee or tea is "okay". You'll also learn to avoid the mainstay colas (unless they're caffeine free), Barq's rootbeer (yes, it has caffeine, but most others don't), Mountain Dew, some varieties of Slice, Ruby Red Squirt, and more. I became a label reader.

    Some consider me anal on it, but I have chosen a lifestyle that doesn't require me to suffer physical pain, and doesn't require me to consume a drug on a regular basis to avoid said pain. It's a difficult road to follow since we're a society which has been conditioned to consume caffeine on a regular basis. Soft drink makers include the drug to ensure that consumers will continue to purchase it (because of the addictive properties). Starbucks has capitalized on our morning "need". Thinkgeek has carried products that deliver it in unique ways (soaps, candy, mints, etc.). The list goes on.

    Good luck! It's a rough battle in today's socidety, but you'll feel so much better once you're able to kick it all together. It will suck not being able to enjoy certain things, but you'll learn to live without once you become withdrawal headache free.

    --
    $ man woman *
    -bash: /usr/bin/man: Argument list too long
  472. Get really, really drunk. (wait, that's not it) by crashnbur · · Score: 1
    One Friday night back in August, I got really, really drunk. "My brain [told] me that I should have a hangover that [felt] like a 6.5 on the Richter scale, but my body [said] no, and I refuse[d] to argue with it." Checking further back, it turns out that this has nothing to do with it, because I stopped consuming caffeine about two weeks before that. Sorry.

    When I inadvertently kicked the habit in mid-August, I wondered why, so I looked up a few things. I found an article that explained that the number one reason why people suffer caffeine withdrawal symptoms is their awareness of the withdrawal. I found this particularly interesting because I did not intentionally stop consuming caffeine; rather, there was none around, and I was so busy doing other things that I had no time to think about chasing down some caffeine.

    Honestly, I expected a massive headache (because I always got them within 24 hours of my last dose of caffeine), but this time none came. After a week had passed I decided that I would just avoid the stuff, and I have ever since.

    I have read elsewhere that all painful symptoms of caffeine withdrawal pass within 48 hours, and all that's left after that is fatigue as the body adjusts to working for itself without the aid of the stimulant. So, best of luck to you!

    p.s.-- In retrospect, quitting was a good idea. I have since been diagnosed with mitral valve prolapse, and caffeine is a significant no-no for that condition. I should have had many episodes before now with as much as I consumed, and I'm lucky that I haven't suffered any major pains before now. Oh well.

  473. Get a new pair of glasses by MrHanky · · Score: 1

    I've been addicted to coffee since I was about 16 years old. I'm still addicted, but it's not a real problem (except when I should wake up, but I never do that anyway). I lived just fine without coffee for about a month when I started studying (I'm 28 now, and I lived without coffee for weeks when I was 19). One of my problems was that I was often tired. I got a pair of well adjusted glasses, and I didn't get tired so soon. So I advise you to check your eyes.

    If you've got a problem with your eyes, it will be much easier to cope with a caffeine withdrawal when your eye-sight is back to normal. You just won't need the extra energy. And you'll be happier oherwise. And your headaches may come from other things you try to compensate for with coffee.

    No matter what: If you've got a problem with your eyes, it may cause an excessive coffee-drinking because of exhaustion, and that's a problem you might want to fix first.

  474. Caffiene & Root Beers by Valdrax · · Score: 1

    FYI, it's NOT Barq's that doesn't have caffeine -- quite the opposite, Barq's is the only root beer that is sold where I live that IS caffinated. (Naturally, living in Coke country, it's also the ONLY root beer available in restraunts 99% of the time.)

    A&W advertises on the can that it's caffeine-free (though A&W is the only company I know that caffinates its cream soda, which is also naturally the easiers cream soda to find). Mug and IBC root beers are also caffiene-free as far as I know.

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    1. Re:Caffiene & Root Beers by M.+Silver · · Score: 1

      FYI, it's NOT Barq's that doesn't have caffeine -- quite the opposite,

      Ah, but reread what I said:

      (That's because the diet is non-caffeinated and the non-diet is caffeinated

      And then check caffeine content listings... Barq's has 22 mg, diet Barq's has 0.

      Lots of diet drinks have less caffeine than their non-diet counterparts, probably so that they require less sweetening.

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    2. Re:Caffiene & Root Beers by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      Why so you did. My bad -- my reading comprehension skills go down when on only two hours of sleep and without caffeine.

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  475. Do what I did. by default+luser · · Score: 2, Interesting

    QUIT COLD TURKEY. I AM NOT KIDDING.

    For years I had migraines which I eventually attributed to caffeine withdrawl. Sure, I could stave them off by taking more, but that would burn me out during the workday, and I would get a migraine every other night anyway.

    So last July 4th weekend I decided I wasn't going to take this shit, that I had a life to live. I stopped all caffeine intake Wednesday night, and went through a painful Thursday. Friday was a continuous migraine. Saturday and Sunday were better, the funny thing is I actually got a final relapse migraine Monday night.

    But Tuesday I felt great. And I have continued feeling great for 6 months. No more headaches, not a single migraine in these last 6 months.

    The best thing about no caffeine is I don't feel burned out anymore, I have energy to work all day. You don't know how much energy you can have without caffeine because you're caught in the cycle.

    As for consumption, yes I still consume a little caffeine here and there. Chocolate and the occasional caffinated soda are fine, even decaf coffee. You just have to keep it reasonable to avoid the cycle.

    If you want out, all it takes is a little willpower. I would suggest LOTS of water and asprin as well the first week.

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  476. I got lucky by mothoc · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've been addicted to Caffiene since I was a kid. Last March I got a very bad case of the Flu, so for a week, I was miserable. I spent all my time in bed or on the couch, and drank nothing but orange juice and water. Sometime during the week I developed a severe headache, but attributed it to my fever. At the end of the week, I was feeling fine. I also realized that I'd gone 6 or 7 days with no form of caffiene being introduced to my system. All of the withdrawal symptoms from not having the caffiene were swamped in with the flu, so I never noticed them, other than the headache.

    So my advice to you is this: Next time you end up sick, take the opportunity to drink nothing but water and fruit juices. After you get well, continue drinking nothing but water and fruit juices. Bingo! No more caffiene.

  477. My two cents worth by alpha713 · · Score: 1

    While I don't pretend to be an expert on caffine or any other addiction for that matter, will power plays a lot. My father has run quit smoking courses and your desire to quit, and follow through on that commitment plays a big part.

    Another good way is to do it as a group, simply because then you have someone to compete against/ check up on you.

  478. Was your employer in Germany? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    A firm in Germany ordered coffee from a firm in the U.S. While the coffee was enroute, a couple of bags broke open and rats nested in the coffee.

    The German firm sent the following letter concerning the condition of the coffee.

    Schentlements:

    Das last two pecketches ve got from you off koffee was mit rattschidt gemixt. Der koffee may be gute enuff but der ratturds schboils der trade. Ve did not see der rattschidt in de semples vich you sent us for examinashun.

    It takes so much time to pek der ratturds from der koffee. Ve order der kleen koffee and you schipt schidt mixt mit der koffee. It vus a mischtake, ya? Ve like you to schipp us der koffee in von zak und der rattschidt in de arder zak. Den ve mixx it to suit der kostomer.

    Write please if ve shouldt shipp der schidt bak und keep der koffee or if ve should keep der schidt and schipp der koffee bak, or schipp der hold schidden verks bak.

    Ve vunt to do rite in der madde, but ve don't like dis rattschidt bizzness.

    Mit much respects.

  479. Just to add... by default+luser · · Score: 1

    My daily caffeine intake was about 500mg, or the equivalant of about 6-8 cups of coffee.

    I've heard that your intake levels when you quit will determine the length of your withdrawl, so yours may be shorter or longer duration.

    But what I don't agree with are the many suggestions in this topic to cut it out of your life slowly. That's what I was experiencing before I went cold turkey, because I had to stop ingesting the stuff every evening so I could sleep. It's very painful to come home with a migraine every evening due to withdrawl, and wake up feeling like shit. Just take the pain for a few days, and get over it completely.

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  480. The Flip Side to Caffeine by blueandwhiteg3 · · Score: 1

    Lots of people get headaches from quitting caffeine. But I get them from starting it.

    I never touched caffeine much and actually downright avoided it for a good while. Then I grabbed a soda, Barq's Root Beer. I drank a third of a 12 oz can and my head started hurting. I took ibuprofen, no help. I just wanted to lay in bed and die for eight hours.

    Finally, I felt better, but couldn't figure the cause of it. Then I realized Barq's is caffeinated. Something like 30-40 mg per 12 oz, I hear. Later, I tried some other things with caffeine, but in serious moderation. Similar but more mild result.

    I have concluded that I am not compatible with caffeine. I can get headaches from drinking too much decaf. tea. I don't like chocolate from the time I was young, I think this may be why. So now I avoid caffeine like a former caffeine addict might, except I'm not one.

    I hate how they slip caffeine in so many medications and drinks. It's terrible for you and many don't tolerate it well at all.

  481. Best way to stop a caffiene addiction! by Fredflintston47 · · Score: 1

    Is to bloody well stop drinking caffiene.

    I started the Atkins diet about 6 months ago. During the initial 2 week phase I completely cut out caffiene, sugar, alcohol, and most food additives.

    I felt like crap for a week (light headaches, tiredness), but think of it this way: if you feel that bad when getting off that crap, then what's it doing to you when you *are* eating it? The worse it hurts, the better off you'll be in the long run.

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  482. LR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Drink and smoke as much as you like, when the red light starts blinking on your palm, it's all over anyway man.
    Some additctions can be good, like food.
    You may not code better on caffine, but you do code more.

  483. One cup a day + decaf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a great way to wean yourself off of it slowly. I went from 4-5 cups a day, to one cup in the morning, plus decaf. It worked great! Er, has worked okay for the past 3 days, since I started. Hm...

    Seriously, after a while, I'll go to decaf, then cold turkey. Going from 4-5 to 1 was a pretty big step, though. My stomach lining has already started to return.

    (it's a strange coincidence that this appeared on slashdot when I've just started this process)

  484. Re:Water & Exercise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    LSD from morning glories

    No, it's not. Morning glories contain LSA, which, while chemically close to LSD, is not the same thing.
  485. Green tea? Water! by oohp · · Score: 1

    At first you can replace the caffeine in coffe and beverages with a mild green tea.

    I got somehow addicted to Pepsi during my finals, so I replaced it with mineral water. All went ok, but I ended up drinking more water than Pepsi by half a liter or so.

  486. Here's the thing. by luekj · · Score: 1
    I stopped drinking caffiene for about a year.

    It wasn't too hard for me to do. A little restraint was required but not much. Basically, my mind totally knew that it wanted to try not having it for a long time.

    So I didn't really have it. There were bound to be a few occasions, but I don't even remember them.

    some time later I just decided to start drinkingi t again, but I'm hardly addicted even now. It's nice, but I'm okay without it.

    The headaches will pass. Take some headache pills.

    I guess this means that some people are more succeptible to real caffiene addiction than others.

    If it is real at all...

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  487. Some root beer does have caffeine by solprovider · · Score: 1

    Barq's root beer has caffeine. So if a restaurant has Coca-Cola products, the root beer is caffeinated.

    The diet version does not have caffeine, but few restaurants have diet root beer, and I will never drink any beverage with "diet" or "lite" in the name.

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    Found this page about breaking caffeine addiction. It includes this list of withdrawal symptoms (as well as another product list that shows Barq's as having caffeine):
    Headaches
    Irritability
    Intensificati on of premenstrual symptoms
    Fatigue
    Generalized muscular tension
    Nausea
    Lack of appetite
    Constipation
    Lack of concentration
    Disorientation
    Forgetfulness

    It sounds like caffeine withdrawal is PMS. Does "Generalized muscular tension" mean having cramps? Men, want to learn what PMS feels like? Just go through caffeine withdrawal!

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    Yes, I also notice when I have had much sugar during times when water is my main drink. I was high the first week after discovering Tropical Sprite until my body became accustomed to the higher sugar level. And I felt the energy loss when I switched back to water. Again, my body returned to normal in about a week.

    I actually switched back because the supermarkets are always sold out of Tropical Sprite. I checked 2 supermarkets twice a week for 3 weeks, and even asked a store manager to stock more. Coca-Cola lost me as a customer because they did not stock enough. From working in supermarkets, I know the soft drinks are stocked by the vendors. I think Tropical Sprite would be a great success if they stocked enough to meet demand.

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    1. Re:Some root beer does have caffeine by irc.goatse.cx+troll · · Score: 1

      You're evil, now I want the perfect combo of skittles and a bottle of tropical sprite (the real skittlebreu)

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  488. Ending a caffiene addiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ease up on the BAWLS

  489. get a mastoid infection! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not sure how I quit caffeine, all I know is that my girlfriend came home to take care of me while I was suffering from a severe mastoid infection, only to find shattered cd's and a torn bags of espresso roast strewn across the front lawn. She came inside and she said that when questioned, I kept mumbling that I had to quit drinking caffeine and I had to quit listening to TOOL.

    So I figure as long as I avoid listenig to TOOL, I will stay caffeine free. It's been a good 18 months now and it does help you regulate your atp levels better on long days.

    Of course, if you aren't willing to give up listenig to TOOL, you may notbe ready to quit the caffeine habbit.

  490. Re:Water & Exercise by AmericanKleptocracy · · Score: 0

    Actually I was already aware of that, and that is why I said that LSD is made from morning glories, not that morning glories contain LSD. Maybe synthesis using ergot is more common, but the image of a morning glory seems more innocuous which is why I used it in my example.

    I really don't understand what your point is anyway, since LSA is also a very strong psychoactive.

  491. Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Caffeine addiction? Where's the epidemic? Where are the studies that show that you could die from it?

    I say :

    - Don't drink alcohol; - Don't smoke; - Don't eat fat; - Don't live in an urban area; - Don't drive; - Don't eat meat; - Don't drink from tap water; - Don't diet (they're all bad and ineffective); - Don't code! But do : - Have a long life by living somewhere else, drinking something else, eating plankton, and generally thinking you're somebody else. "Life is a genetically transmitted mortal disease" Live. That's all you'll ever get.

  492. Cold Turkey worked best for me!! by Vantage · · Score: 1

    Hello,
    My name is James and I am a Caffeine addict!!

    (Hello James)

    Seriously,
    I average 4 Liters of Mt. Dew a day. More on a long day. 2 Years ago I quit. I quit cold turkey and went through the pain. It was horrible... I lived...

    Of the things said here I have to say that I agree that Cold turkey is the only way... Part of any addiction is the cycle. If you are still taking cafeine you will still need it. even if you are only taking a little. if you just stop.. The day when you dont need it anymore comes much faster.

    As for it being a psycological thing and that if you can keep your mind off from it you wont notice it..... Thats a CROCK.... It would take a LOT of sex to take my mind of that much pain... GOOD sex. You are going to suffer through the pain... Start suffering now and you wont have to later.

    I will say this... I had to drive 42 hours strait earlier last year... to complete the drive I had to take a LOT of caffeine... It hooked me on it again. Like any drug... Once you are hooked it is VERY easy to go back to using.... no matter how long you have been "Clean".

  493. How cut off coffee drinking by Mr+Europe · · Score: 1

    Since most of the "answers" are handling not coffeine but tobacco, cocaine, acetone etc I desided to really answer the question.

    You can avoid the head ache with smoothly decreasing the caffeine amount. For two first days mix your coffee with half water (50-50). Tastes awful but think it as medicine. For the next two days even more and so on. after a week you drink water.

    I have actually done that once. It works.

  494. Re:Water & Exercise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I really don't understand what your point is anyway, since LSA is also a very strong psychoactive.

    Yes it is, but I was just nitpicking about it not being equal to LSD. No actual point in here. :)
  495. Cancer is not the only negative effect by gad_zuki! · · Score: 2, Offtopic
    Lets see, where's my trusty "50 things you're not supposed to know" book?

    Russ Kick refrences this book.

    I can't find the book online, but this is pretty much what it covers. Let's just say the "Cancer Gambit" doesn't pay.

    Smoking was responsible for 70 percent of all cancer deaths and nearly 19 percent of cardiovascular disease deaths in Missouri in 1995. Missouri Department of Health; Center for Health Information Management & Epidemiology. Smoking-Attributable Mortality in Missouri. Monthly Vital Statistics 1998 March;32(1).

    Lung cancer has now surpassed heart disease as the leading cause of smoke-related deaths among white middle-class smokers. Thun MJ. Excess Mortality Among Cigarette Smokers: Changes in a 20-year Interval. American Journal of Public Health 1995; 85(9):1223-30.

    Smokers have a 50 percent greater chance of contracting a deadly form of adult leukemia. Napier K. Cigarettes: what the warning label doesn't tell you: the first comprehensive guide to the health consequences of smoking. NY: American Council on Science and Health; 1996.

    Smoking doubles the risk of developing pancreatic cancer. Silverman DT, Dunn JA, Hoover RN, Schiffman M, Lillemoe KD, Schoenberg JB, et al. Cigarette smoking and pancreas cancer: A case-control study based on direct interviews. Journal of the National Cancer Institute 1994; 86(20):1510-16.

    Smoking is a risk factor for developing rheumatoid arthritis. Symmons DPM, et al. Blood Transfusion, Smoking, and Obesity as Risk Factors for the Development of Rheumatoid Arthritis: Results from a Primary Care-Based Incident Case-Control Study in Norfolk, England. Arthritis & Rheumatism 1997; 40:1955-1961.

    According to a recent study, smokers have a 70 percent greater risk of suffering from hearing loss than nonsmokers. Cruickshanks K, Klein R, Klein BE, Wiley TL, Nondahl DM, Tweed TS. Journal of the American Medical Association 1998; 279(21):1715-1719.

    Smoking increases the chance of developing cataracts and other eye diseases. Napier K. Cigarettes: what the warning label doesn't tell you: the first comprehensive guide to the health consequences of smoking. NY: American Council on Science and Health; 1996.

    Smokers who develop skin cancer are more likely to die of their disease than nonsmokers. Napier K. Cigarettes: what the warning label doesn't tell you: the first comprehensive guide to the health consequences of smoking. NY: American Council on Science and Health; 1996.

    Smoking increases the risk of duodenal ulcers, Crohn's Disease, and colon polyps. Napier K. Cigarettes: what the warning label doesn't tell you: the first comprehensive guide to the health consequences of smoking. NY: American Council on Science and Health; 1996.

    Women who quit smoking may dramatically reduce their risk of cervical cancer. Szarewski A, Jarvis MJ, Sasieni P, Anderson M, Edwards R, Steele SJ, et al. Effect of smoking cessation on cervical lesion size. Lancet 1996; 347(9006):941-3.

    Women who are exposed to tobacco smoke (smoking and secondhand smoke) every day are two to three times more likely to develop breast cancer. Morabia A, Bernstein M, Heritier S, Khatchatrian N. Relation of breast cancer with passive and active exposure to tobacco smoke. American Journal of Epidemiology 1996; 143(1):918-28.

    Smoking increases the chance of developing colorectal, bladder, kidney, and pancreatic cancers. Napier K. Cigarettes: what the warning label doesn't tell you: the first comprehensive guide to the health consequences of smoking. NY: American Council on Science and Health; 1996.

    Smoking increases the chance of impotence in males. Napier K. Cigarettes: what the warning label doesn't tell you: the first comprehensive guide to the health consequences of smoking. NY: American Council on Science and Health; 1996.

    Smoking impai

  496. Amusing... by olrik666 · · Score: 1

    It's been fun reading this thread!

    It seems that the /. crowd doesn't drink, smoke or eat too much. Everbody stopped smoking, stopped drinking and stopped eating junk food, all at the same time, and "cold turkey" to boot!

    Congrats, /. people!

    You're also probably "born again xians".

    BTW, since you will live for hundreds of years, tell me *now* who dies first : Windows, BSD or Apple?

  497. Cofeine addiction by Fizzl · · Score: 1

    I never actually considered coffee to be addictive untill I tried stopping. There was no actually any reason for me to stop drinking my coffee. I just noticed that sometimes I'm not drinking any coffee on weekends.
    So after one weekend when I was sick and didn't feel like smoking cigarettes or drinking coffee, I decided I would continue to not to drink coffee or smoke as long as it feels good.
    Monday: Slow day at work. Not much to do. Biting my fingernails and decide to buy a pack of chewing gum. I don't have to really concentrate on anything the whole day.
    Tuesday: I don't feel any real urge to smoke or drink coffee on the morning. I get to work and check my mail. Ah... Something to do. I put on my coding gloves, prepare my work area and check out latest sources. When I get to actually doing something, I just look at the code, scimming up and down, aimlessly poking around. I have to really force myself to write down on a post-it note what I am doing and follow my own instructions step-by-step to get that tiny change done. I feel a bit baffled. It should have taken 5 minutes to do the change, but the whole mess took me like 3 hours.
    Wednesday: I should be reviewing big hunk of code, build test it, verify the operation and pass it on. I end up just prodding around, never really rememberering for 5 minutes what I am doing. I don't have any kind of mental model of how I am accomplishing this. I usually never have any trouble. Everything just clicks to stack in my head and I understand what the code does just by looking at it. No go, have to step through in a debugger. I think I never quite 'got it', but it seemed to be 'good enough' and I passed it on.
    Thursday: Team bi-weekly meeting. I should prepare my work at hand for review, be attentive to what other people are telling and give a heads up of any issues I know might affect their work. This is the 'good kind' of meeting which are actually usefull. I forget to send my personal agenda to the meeting leader. I have no recollection what were the items of interest this time and I actually find people staring at me when I was supposed to present my material. I was all dazzled with my doodling to memo or something I didn't even notice immeaditely I was called to speak. I apologize, grope through of what I was doing, nothing usefull... I felt like people thought I was on drugs or something. And no wonder. I actually felt very odd. Everything was kinda foggy and I had a severe attention disorder problem. After the meeting I explained that I'm trying to quit smoking and coffee drinking. My withdrawal symptoms seemed very odd to them.

    Just to prove my point (to myself), I grabbed a strong cup of coffee, bought a pack of cigarettes and went outside for 15 minutes. Smoked 2 cigarettes and drank the coffee.
    At first I felt terrible because of the sudden intake of so much stimulants, but after just maybe another 10 minutes I felt me again. Sharp, observative and ready to do some actual work again.
    I reviewed my work of the week and saw I had been very sloppy.

    Nowadays I just accept my addiction and do my drugs to do my job. I still have those decaf weekends quite often thou.

  498. Other SNL by bmac · · Score: 1

    Alec Baldwin played this bouncy guy who would help you lose weight -- by following you around and publicly beating you up. So Farley stands up (in the infomercial) and says "I'm kindof a big guy, how will you help me?" Baldwin immediately says "I'll beat you with a shovel".

    Of course that's the same episode where Baldwin goes on NPR and talks about his tasty holiday treat: "Schwetty Balls".

    Dang funny, that Baldwin dude.

    Peace & Blessings,
    bmac
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  499. What's quitting smoking like? Quit peeing. by BigBlockMopar · · Score: 1

    Some doctors have considered prescribing nicotine as a cure for a variety of ailments, including schizophrenia, Alzheimer's, attention deficit disorder and colitis.

    There's an interesting comorbidity between ADD/ADHD symptoms and addiction to stimulants (caffeine, cocaine and nicotine).

    Without a doubt, caffeine and nicotine help me concentrate. However, I think I'd keep caffeine down to a reasonable level (2 cups of coffee per day is my personal definition of "reasonable") and forgo smoking entirely.

    Nicotine is a horrible addiction. I've been faced with the choice of sex or cigarettes - a really cute number told me "if you go without a cigarette for the rest of this party, I'll sleep with you". Well, I chose the cigarettes. And I still would.

    Wanna find out, as a non-smoker, what it feels like to quit smoking? Easy. Quit peeing for a week and tell me how you feel.

    I think, if I were a physician, I would have a *very* difficult time being convinced to prescribe nicotine to anyone who wasn't terminally ill (Alzheimers, etc.) or suffering horribly from something *other* than ADD/ADHD.

    The very trademarks of ADD/ADHD (short attention span, impulsivity) make quitting nicotine (therapeutic or smoking) extremely difficult.

    If you think you have ADD/ADHD,

    • don't try to self-diagnose with a DSM-IV if you've just quit smoking
    • don't take up smoking to see if it helps - even one cigarette can hook you

    Instead, see a doctor. Preferably at a university medical center or some other place where they're familiar with the problems ADD/ADHD cause. Get a prescription for Ritalin or dexedrine or whatever. See if that helps. It's a lot safer than nicotine.

    (Note, BTW. I don't think that ADD/ADHD is a bad thing; it appears to be hereditary and might well be a driving force behind hunters, explorers and creative people. It's just that it makes the nuts-and-bolts routines of school and modern life pretty tough. Thomas Edison had the symptoms but was able to use them to his advantage (over 1500 patents!). I personally take a short-acting Ritalin when I need to concentrate, otherwise I let my mind wander down whatever interesting paths it wants.)

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  500. Been there, done that by laing · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I started drinking coffee when I was 12. Twenty years ago I was a Jr. engineer writing embedded firmware. I used to head to the coffee machine 3-4 times per day. Some mornings I would look at the code I wrote the afternoon before and see obvious mistakes. I was really buzzed. I started getting headaches on weekends because I never drank coffee at home. After slowly increasing my daily dosage over time, the weekend withdrawls got worse. I decided to give it up completely (a very hard thing to do considering all the foods which contain caffeine). I went cold turkey and had cold/flu symptoms for a few days. After withdrawl, I felt weak, empty, and strange. I had become so used to the caffeine buzz that I felt strange when I was sober.

    A few weeks went by and I began to fall off the wagon. I could justify just one cup to myself. After all, everybody else does it and it's no big deal. This must be similar to alcoholisim. To make a long story short, I went "cold turkey" 3 times and each time, the withdrawl symtoms were worse. The last time I had cold sweats, vomiting, shakes, the whole works. That last time was awful enough to convince me to never do it again. I haven't had a cup of (caffeinated) coffee for 20 years. I never drink soft drinks. The thing I miss the most is iced tea.

    My advice to you is to stop cold turkey. It will be ugly and you will remember the ugliness. It may help you to stay off the stuff.

    Good Luck.

  501. Cigarettes are an excellent laxative. by BigBlockMopar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As for colitis, doctors aren't sure what aspect of cigarette smoke controls it, but straight nicotine doesn't seem to have the same effect as smoking one or two cigarettes per day. Having had colitis, I can tell you that many people suffering from it would be willing to try anything -- even taking up a 2 cigs per day "habit." I eventually had to have my colon removed, so I don't have an excuse for smoking anymore. ;-)

    Heheh... Yup. Something in cigarettes is an excellent laxative. It's probably the body detecting the hydrogen cyanide, realizing that shutdown is probably imminent, and deciding to get some of the shutdown tasks (like releasing the sphincter) done before it has to do the really time-consuming jobs like rigor mortis.

    Each puff of a cigarette must be kind of like jerking a computer around by starting a shutdown and cancelling it...

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  502. impressive by bmac · · Score: 1

    You are one *serious* expert :-)

    Anyhow, I've found that keeping hydrated has a lot to do with the amount of salt I injest as well as water. Without salt (as I figure) your body doesn't have enough sodium to retain the water -- the water just keeps on pushing through. My gauge on this is the veins in my hands; if they're flat, I'm low on both water and salt.

    Anyhow, as one other dude mentioned (about some other problem), you can also keep your fluids in your body if you keep your *main* fluid in your body, IYKWIM. Vitality and surprizing looks from women are the rewards of treasuring the seed, grasshoppa -- gf or not.

    Peace & Blessings,
    bmac
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  503. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's fucking COFFEE and SODA. Yeah, yeah, yeah your body gets addicted to the norepinephrine stimulus, blah blah blah--you know what? It's fucking coffee.

    Grow the fuck up, take a fucking painkiller, and quit bitching. Let's see you kick an alcohol or smack addiction, buddy. Holy fucking christ, I have never seen a bigger bunch of pretentious, poor-me fucking white collar idiots who need some sort of crutch 'cuz its chic to have vices.

    You know what? You're an asshole for even comparing this fucking "addiction" to a real one. Documented, or not, it's probably the simplest fucking drug to get off--so just tough it the fuck out.

    1. Re:WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No kidding. Jesus, just get over it.

    2. Re:WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? by NickFusion · · Score: 2, Informative

      Lay off the coffee, dude....

      But yes, having been there and back again in my misspent youth (the dew, and vivarin, an overnight job, 5 hours a sleep a day for a couple of years, complete with palpitations), I can say that all it takes is a tapering off, combined with drinking water (not decaf anything, not sprite, not OJ...water).

      Also went the cold turkey route a couple of times, and it was like a mild flu, for a day and a half.

      That said, I wasn't on coffee, and I swear, there is more to coffee than caffiene. It's sinister.

      Largely free of the stuff today. What I discovered, in addition to all the reported effects, is that the combination of dehydration & vaso-constriction dramatically aggravates lower back pain.

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    3. Re:WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, this particular vice happens to affect a LOT more people than the heavy addictive substances. It's still a valid problem to those of us who aren't stupid enough to be addicted to the heavier shit. Take my advice. Shut the fuck up yourself.

    4. Re:WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, I remember you! You used to be on "Rocky and Bullwinkle". Back then you were called "Mr Know it all"

      Some peoples brains get affected by cafeine differently than others. For some it is easy for some it is very difficult. I do agree though that you just have to suck it up and ride out the pain of giving it up.

  504. Headaches? Thats not withdrawl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bah.. when you stop drinking coffee and you can start feeling all the surfaces where your teeth connect into your body... AND THEY ITCH!

    Thats withdrawl man.

    Worst 2 days of my life.

  505. not that hard by kardar · · Score: 1

    What I did was this... Drink REALLY good coffee. It may or may not work for you. It wasn't hard for me to stop, just getting awake in the morning is the hard part sometimes. We have this Whole Foods market here in town that roasts their own in the store; I used to (just recently) always get the Papau New Guinea? ( I actually don't remember...wow.) which is Jamaica Blue Mountain seedstock grown in a climate where the coffee comes out more flavorful. I (used to) grind it coarse, put it in a french press with spring water, a LOT of coffee in a french press with spring water and I am off to the moon. It's a different buzz. I can usually get through 1/2 of my stainless steel coffee mug - it still tastes WONDERFUL 2 hours later - thick, mocha-like, viscous, invigorating and inspiring - unlike most coffee, especially work coffee which you wouldn't even dream of drinking cold.

    Mixed with Eden Soymilk and Ricemilk blend. Eden Blend is awesome - sugar free, no ups and downs. Eden Blend has amazake, which is rice sweetened with the help of a beneficial mold - aspergillus oryzae - it turns the rice sweet, and you can make a flavorful beverage out of it. It's how they make sake. Sake, straight up, just made, can get up to 21% alcohol by volume, because of the dual action of the aspergillus turning the starch into sugars and the yeast turning those sugars into alcohol. Japanese law limits it to 16% by volume - Momokawa Pearl (US) is 18% and unfiltered. Awesome sake. Anyway... Eden Blend rules.

    CAUTION: Don't use sugar -- if your coffee is also sugar or if your coffee object inherits a sugar method (or whatever) -- it's a bug. Sugar is way worse than coffee. And it's ubiquitous.

    Anyway...I'm not even jonesing yet... amazing. But yes, this really strong coffee and I just go nuts on it and I am just in outer space (it tastes like chocolate, literally). But eventually I realize that I really don't have any energy and that it's just a waste of time. Coffee doesn't really give you any kind of long-lasting energy, it's a band-aid, at best. But you won't notice that if you are on the sugar roller coaster.

    The normal rate at which your body uses blood sugar is up to approximately, when you are awake, somewhere around 2 calories per minute. That's all you ever need. When you eat a candy bar, that candy bar shoots it up to about somewhere around 30 calories per minute, or so. Pot - i.e. marijuana - interestingly enough, does the same thing. Bad bad bad. Don't mess with the blood sugar levels. So your pancreas kicks in with the insulin and now your blood sugar goes down to approximately 0 calories per minute, and your eyes tear up and you yawn and start planning your next trip to the coffee machine, or in the other instance, it's at this point that you get the munchies and cotton mouth real bad. Stop using sugar (refined sugar, to be specific) as best you can and quitting coffee will be easier.

    You will have to read the labels - corn sugar, fructose, evaporated cane juice, brown sugar (brown sugar is regular sugar with molasses added BACK in) - those are all "refined" sugars and will put you on a blood sugar roller coaster. Apple juice is a more gentle sugar - combined with a high-mineral spring water like original Trinity or Elvis' favorite Mountain Valley Spring makes an excellent sports drink pick-me-up type thing. Good first thing in the morning, too. Organic Apple Juice and high mineral content spring water kept me going like a top all summer. It's cheaper than sugary sports drinks, and gives you more energy as well.

    The key is to realize that #1, it's probably sugar that's the problem in the first place, and #2, it's all in your mind - provided there is no sugar involved. If you get rid of the sugar and only drink high quality, strong coffee made with spring water, you will eventually just stop drinking it. It's like magic.

    Your own natural energy, maybe with the help of some green tea or high-quality organic yerba mate (which can be made in a french press with Eden Blend, BTW)

    1. Re:not that hard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I read this "Mixed with Eden Soymilk and Ricemilk blend." And it nearly made me vomit.

      So I quit reading your comment.

  506. screw it, man, spill it on the nutrasweet by bmac · · Score: 1

    C'mon, this is the holidays, we've got the time, the bandwidth *and* the storage to have a little somewhat-offtopic discussion :-)

    I've had some sketchy diet coke binges (regrettably with much work done, but also with rather subtle, yet bad, emotional side-effects).

    Any perspectives on nutrasweet are welcome. It's so unnatural, it can't be good for us, neh? I'm not trollin', I'm conversin'.

    Peace & Blessings,
    bmac
    If /. is over 50% trolls, what does being modded troll *really* mean?
    [also: check out www.mihr.com]

  507. Quitting Caffeine? by ztwilight · · Score: 1

    Why would you want to do that? Yes, I own StarBucks stock :) But seriously, set a target for how long it will take you to quit slowly. If you are really addicted to, say, six strong cups of coffee a day, you should set perhaps two months. If less, maybe not so much time. Then in the first week cut it down to five cups, then four, then three, etc. When you finally get down to the last cup of coffee, then maybe drink half a cup of coffee every day. At that point, you should be able to quit cold turkey.

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  508. Re:Water & Exercise by okmijnuhb · · Score: 1

    I'd like to add something to that.
    Some type of herbal tea, or other hot beverage.
    Especially in the winter time, seltzer won't be an adequate substitute for a hot cup of coffee.
    Find some other hot beverage, even if it's just hot water with milk and sugar.

  509. Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    why do you all wanna quit drinking coffee? I like it, how it tastes, and I like the coffeine effect. Stop biatching - keep drinking.. geeez..

  510. Re:Water & Exercise by snkline · · Score: 1

    Hehe, that reminds me of this guy in college who loved doing Magic Mushrooms. He would not do Acid however because he didn't want to put 'chemicals' in his body... I smacked him over the head and said "What the hell do you think EVERYTHING is made of, including the psilocybin(sp?) in those mushrooms"

  511. Re:You may have MIGRAINES. Do research and/or see by Valdrax · · Score: 1

    Actually, I spent most of my life thinking that I was a migrane sufferer (like my mother actually is) due to periodic caffiene withdrawl from a widely varied drinking habit of Coke (caf) or ginger ale (decaf). I'd get hours-long, piercing headaches sometimes as often 2-3 times per week from this. I dropped the caffeine, and I no longer have a problem. I now have a headache maybe once every 3 months or so, and they're utterly wussy compared to the headaches of old (unless they're from drinking some caffeine the previous day in a desperate attempt to stay awake).

    Now, I'm not saying not to see a doctor. I am saying that people should wait on it to see if headaches persist more than a week after going cold turkey before becoming alarmed. I'm also saying that the potential of being a migrane sufferer is no reason to fear killing your addiction.

    Also, as an aside, I don't see much of a reason to stay away from NutraSweet. I've been drinking Caffeine-Free Diet Coke for a while now, and I have no problems with it.

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  512. Caffeine-free! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    It's awfully hard to find a person that doesn't look shocked when they see my with a caffeine-free Dr. Pepper or a caffeine-free Mountain Dew.

    "Oh, man, what's the point in drinking that?"

    Well, idiots, because (a) It still tastes terrific, (B) I'm thirsty, and (C) If you're unwilling to drink anything just because it doesn't contain an addictive substance, then you deserve the addiction you'll get.

    My mother keeps some caffeine-free Coke in her garage for when I come to visit. One night, someone broke into her garage and stole every last one of her drinks - except for the caffeine free Coke. They even took the V-8 that she drinks, which of course doesn't contain caffeine, but the thought of drinking regular, non-diet Coke was completely unbearable to them just because it didn't have caffeine.

    I've never understood the obsession. Sure, I can appreciate the feeling caffeine gives you. I've even taken 10(!) Vivarin at once before. But I'm certainly not stupid enough to consume an addictive substance on a regular basis.

    steve

  513. A change of scene by slim · · Score: 1

    I'm willing to bet that part of the problem is that coffee/soda is part of your routine. I'm the same: get to work, grab a coffee, lunchtime, go to the Coke fridge before selecting a meal, afternoon break - another coffee. Get home, brew a coffee.

    So try and quit while you're not in a routine. A holiday -- away from home -- is the ideal opportunity. Sure, you don't want to spoil your hard-earned holiday with headaches, but it will pay off in the end, and if it's the right kind of holiday you can fend off those headaches with plenty of sleep.

  514. The MasterCard commercial for this guy, ends: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anecdotal self-righteousness and a penchant for spouting war-on-drugs propaganda?

    Priceless.

    1. Re:The MasterCard commercial for this guy, ends: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anecdotal self-righteousness and a penchant for spouting war-on-drugs propaganda?

      He's warning others not to mess with cocaine. I don't consider that to be war-on-drugs propaganda, considering that the "war on drugs" concentrates mainly on marijuana (which is relatively harmless compared to cocaine).

      I've got some anecdotal evidence myself (however, I never used cocaine, mostly just marijuana). I know a lot of people who use cocaine and don't seem to have a problem with it (but they are young). However, I know people who have serious problems with it.

    2. Re:The MasterCard commercial for this guy, ends: by Bobbysmith007 · · Score: 1

      The man is absolutely correct to put up a warning. When you see friends that basically had their shit together, go to not having a job and getting evicted every month, a warning is only fair. I've seen a good number of people I considered my friends either lose everything or start selling just to support their habit. I'm honestly not sure whose better off either, the friends that do 1000$ a week or the friends who have nothing. All I can say about cocaine use is be ever vigilant. You can use it and have no problems but if your not paying attention one day you definitely stand the possibility of waking up and realizing: You Fucked Up.

    3. Re:The MasterCard commercial for this guy, ends: by dipipanone · · Score: 1

      Anecdotal self-righteousness and a penchant for spouting war-on-drugs propaganda?

      On the contrary, I've worked in drugs treatment and research for twenty years and have been an activist for legalization the whole time.

      I've also probably taken more drugs than you've had hot dinners. That doesn't stop me pointing out the very real risks associated with cocaine use.

  515. Re:Water & Exercise by fuzzix · · Score: 0

    "...this is a family site..."

    Ah, many's the day when I would intone "gather round family" and we'd relax around the warming glow of the old slashdot ;)

  516. Become allergic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had to quit cold turkey because I became allergic to caffeine. I used to drink a lot of coffee and pop, but I started getting vertigo big time, not very fun. Think drunken sailor on a fast spinning merry-go-round on a tossing ship. It took awhile to figure out it was caffeine but when I did it was an easy choice to make. I can't have ANY caffeine including chocolate. There are many products with caffeine in them so I have to read labels on anything new that I eat or drink.

  517. One way... by t0ny · · Score: 1
    Well, since coffee works as a stimulant by constricting your blood vessels, one way would be to drink plenty of water and take an aspirin (real aspirin, not ibuprofin or other substitute).

    Aspirin works as a blood thinner, so it is also good for things like heart attacks, addiction to ephedrine (a friend has this: I mentioned aspirin and it worked), etc, where increasing your bloodflow is helpful.

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  518. Jolt Cola by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't drink poo-dew or anything crappy like that,
    stick to the caffeine, but drink JOLT COLA instead.
    It's simply the best possible softdrink available.

  519. Me too by oniony · · Score: 1

    I have been heavily addicted to caffeinated soft drinks, mainly diet Pepsi but more recently Pepsi Max, for as long as I can remember. I can easily get through around 2 litres a day which I'm sure is not good for my insides let alone my brain. Whenever I try to give up I get the symptoms mentioned -- the headache, the accelerated hyperactive and slothful cycles, the anxiety to always be doing something but without the energy or concentration to, actually, do anything.

    Strangely, I've never been addicted to coffee and I don't get the cravings that I get for cola for coffee even if I give up the cola for a few days. I do, however, find myself subconciously moving onto other caffeinated products when I do give one up -- this is hardest thing to avoid.

    The best way I've found to give up caffeinated drinks is to transition to other drinks. From Pepsi I went to Dr Pepper (which I can drink less of in a day as it makes my mouth sore after about 3 cans) and from there I moved to the caffeine free lemon drinks: Sprite and 7-Up, which I don't enjoy but which I can use, when I'm out and about, in to fooling my addicted brain cells into submission. There's nothing worse, when trying to give something up, than working in a city where one is tempted by a myriad vending machines, confectionary stores and cafes throughout the course of a day: picking up a lemon soda can help avoid the white powder's temptation :)

    As for the coffee, try drinking green tea although it's an acquired taste and still contains a little caffeine.

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  520. Used to be one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From green tea to Coca-Cola to Pepsi-X stopping a little on Battery, Adrenaline Rush and some others when I need even more power.

    As far as I can remember, caffeine widen blood cappilaries in the brain. I overcame the symptoms by simply walking outside before and/or after work, about 30-40 minutes each. Fresh air also widen capillaries, but in more healthy way. Breath exercises also work - when it rains out there.

    So right now I walk before work, walk after work, study karate-do three times a week to be in shape and do some evening jogging when I need more power. When I had problems with my knee I did some endurance exercises at home for the same reason - to enhance blood transport.

  521. My experience quiting by reverend0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I quit caffeine about 5 years ago. I have recently started again but in much smaller doses. When I quit I was drinking two 2-liters a day. Most miserable two weeks I ever had. But I just quit. Took vitamin C, and B to try to help. Worked to some degree. But a steady dose of aspirin did the trick.

  522. Caffiene contributes to Hand Pain by intelsucks · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I quit caffiene cold turkey and I used to drink a two liter or 2 a day.

    What helped me quit was sheer desperation, realizing that I had to if I wanted to continue programming, I HAD to quit. I had tendenitus and the worst it ever got was that it hurt to walk because of the vibrations in my hands. At a health food store, I was told that I should quit caffiene and I was like, "Yah, like that's going to happen".

    Later I realized that I could type an hour before the pain started to get bad. After lunch, even with an hour rest, I could only type 15 minutes before pain. So what happened at lunch? A huge soda... I quit cold turkey right after.

    After years, I will drink caffiene occasionally, but if I drink too much I can start to feel a little pain. That joint stuff Glucosamine Chondroitin seems to help in those situations, but to this day I have to be careful. It's still better than some people who've had to get operations to avoid carpal tunnel.

    If your hands hurt, I highly recommend you cut caffiene cold turkey, use Glucosamine Chondroitin and read How to treat carpul tunnel naturally.

    Paul

    1. Re:Caffiene contributes to Hand Pain by intelsucks · · Score: 1

      Oh and the other thing that helped is to take ergonomics VERY seriously.

  523. Class Action Suit against Soda companies by Pseudomaniac · · Score: 1

    I too, like most geeks in cyberdom, suffer from "Caffiene withdrawls" if you will, pending consumption of that wonderful, delicious, morning Mountain Dew. There are days where I'll consume 5 or 6 before lunchtime. Don't tell me these things aren't 'addictive' or 'habit forming'. We should start a class action against them.

    Simple Formula

    Cans Consumed Per Day times Price Of Can = Daily Reimbursement Minimum

    Example

    Lets Say one of us "not mentioning any names here..." drinks 12 Mt. Dews a day. Take the 12 times 65 cents for a total of $7.80. Take the $7.80 times a 5 day work week for $39.00 . Take the $39.00 times 52 weeks in a year for $2028 per year. Take the years times the number of years in the workforce, twelve, times the $2028 for $24436.

    Lets add in a quality of life charge, etc. etc. and just say that Pepsi owes each of us $75,000.

    Hey it worked on the smokes companies and they've printed on the cartons for years that they were bad for you......

  524. You are not just addicted to caffeine! by Qbertino · · Score: 2, Informative

    Cut the sugar first.
    Your symptoms indicate that your also addicted to sugar. (Especially that 'pain in the ass' part - know that myself)
    From what I understand you get you fix by drinking 'saturated sugar solutions' (Mountain Dew (eeeugh!) etc.) with added caffeine.
    I'd suggest you deal with that sugar first. When you can go for a week without sugar, caffein will be the easy part, I'd guess.

    And don't drink the crappy coffee. Buy the fair trade stuff that passes the extra money straight to the bean farmers in south america. Three pluses: You get better coffee (the quality differences are substancial), the coffee farmers don't have to live in de-facto slavery and you pay a little more for your fix, so you'll probably cut down on it in the long run anyway.

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  525. Stop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My advice ...

    Just stop.

    I drank 2+ cups a day ... black.
    And drank soda like it was water.

    When I noticed the latter.
    I just quit.

    That's the real way to stop doing something.
    Stop.

    Not everything in life is Guarenteed to be ...
    Comfortable.

    Take care,
    -- Brian

  526. cafeine can be a cure too by Dr.Ruud · · Score: 1

    For some people, small doses of cafeine, nicotine, etc. saves their lives. Without it they are grumpy suicidal unsocial people.

    These substances act almost directly on the brain and if you are relatively lacking behaviour that gets equalled by a little coffee or a few cigarettes, like 10% of humanity does, then just keep using them.

    If two cigarettes a day keep your shrink away, smoke'm.

  527. Off Caffeine by mother+board · · Score: 1

    The classic way to do this is to cut back a little at a time. Make or order (for two or three days) 1/4 decaf, then 1/2 then 3/4 then no caffeine. Buy good decaf- you can get decaf expresso for example. In the soda department, move to sprite, decaf coke or diet coke, gingeral etc and READ THE LABELS. As boomers like me age and get shoved toward decaf more and more products are emerging that taste just fine and don't have caffeine.
    The sugar is another thing - the best way to get off sugar is to eat more protein instead since it's slow-burning energy reduces crashes sugar might cause. Almonds and other nuts can help as can other protein-rich snacks. Good luck. You'll be glad you did this. BY THE WAY hit a nutrition website and learn a little about how you metabolize sugar and caffeine -- there's a connection to insulin production and peak/crash moods. Happy New YEar.

  528. Gradual but requites some work and time. by jellomizer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The best way I found to get over any addiction is gradual way.

    Step 1: Record when and how much you drink/smoke/etc. over a months time.

    Step 2: Analysis the data. And make a schedule of when you do most commonly do your addiction.

    Step 3: Follow the schedule religiously for a couple of weeks so you get use to it.

    Step 4: Once you use to this schedule and it feel comfortable. Then your spread the time between each drink say 1/2 hour or 15 minutes. (Or what ever you can bare)

    Step 5: Follow this new schedule until it feel comfortable.

    Step 6: Give an extra week of the schedule

    Step 7: Repeat Step 4, 5, and 6 until you are drinking once a day

    Step 8: Now work on lowering the dosage of caffeine on that cup (Like drinking a 3/4 of a cup or making the coffee a little weaker)

    Step 9: Use the lower dosage until you feel comfortable with it.

    Step 10: Repeat step 8 and 9 until you not drinking at all. ...

    Step 11: Profit (From saved money from drinking water except for caffeine. (Optional)

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    1. Re:Gradual but requites some work and time. by srobring · · Score: 1
      Step 11: Profit (From saved money from drinking water except for caffeine. (Optional)

      Profit? Where I work, a bottle of water costs twice as much than a cup of coffee. On the other hand, spilling coffee can result in having to toss good clothes / keyboards.

  529. Re:Water & Exercise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Brilliant. Replace the caffeine in your system with 8 other drugs. Now *that's* a plan!

  530. Lots of watter and... by xzenio · · Score: 1

    Orange & Lemmon Juice plus some C Vitamin suplement and 2 sulbutiamine caps in the morning in order to increase your brain power.

  531. 3 liters of Dew a day by Plasmagrid · · Score: 1

    Being a person who LOVES Dew, I was doing 3 liters of Dew a day i Finally decided way too much soda is my problem not fessing up to Caffeine addiction. I cut back to 2 liters a day. Heck face it to me after always having that Flavor in my mouth, Water tasted disgusting. Had to have flavor or nothing to drink for me. I am now down to Iced Tea at half of what i am suppose to put in for mixture. It's a battle. I still get Headaches so as for those being attributed to Caffeine addiction unknown considering i also have a nerve pinched in my neck.

  532. Quantify by faxafloi · · Score: 1

    What helped me quit was knowing how much I was taking. I was drinking between 2 and 5 cups of tea a day. So the first thing I did was to limit myself to 3 per day, period. After a couple of weeks I changed to two caffeinated, one decaf. After a couple more weeks, one caf, two decaf. Then it got a little harder. Went down to half a cup of caf, the rest decaf, then a quarter, but eventually the caf portion was small enough to let go with tolerable effects. I was falling alseep at 8 pm for a while, but it was nice to be able to be awake right when I woke up, and not have to wait for the first charge. But the thing that helped most was budgeting my intake. (It also helped that the brand of tea I was drinking had a decent decaf version.)

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  533. Been through this in college by TapestryDude · · Score: 1

    Used to drink lots of Coke and Jolt in college (alas, my main vices!). Somewhere around 2 liters a day. Went cold turkey. Headaches, miserable, sick to my stomache. Relapsed. Went cold turkey again. Was a man. Suffered through. First day: bad! Second day: worse! Third day: just bad again. Fourth day: getting better. Just choose a four day stretch where you don't have a lot of responsibilities!

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  534. sorry, incorrect by sbma44 · · Score: 1
    theine and caffeine are the same molecule. You are correct about theobromide.

    I'm also kind of dubious about your "3 times as strong" statement. Have you guys figured out a way to boil water at >100C or something?

    1. Re:sorry, incorrect by arth1 · · Score: 1
      I'm also kind of dubious about your "3 times as strong" statement. Have you guys figured out a way to boil water at >100C or something?

      It's simpler than that.
      The recommended way to brew coffee in Norway is by using 6-7 10g scoops of ground coffee per 1 liter of water, or 60-70g/l.
      (Ref: www.kaffe.no)

      The usual American coffee recommendation is 1 tbsp. of ground coffee per coffee cup (6 fl.oz). of water, which equates to around 5.5 tbsp per liter of water. Considering that a standard 10g coffee scoop holds around twice as much as a table spoon, the amount of coffee per volume of water ends up being about 3 times as high.

      Regards,
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    2. Re:sorry, incorrect by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      Yes, but tea has other chemicals that partly block the absorbtion of caffeine. Combine this with a smaller dose of caffeine and tea has a milder kick that lasts longer.

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  535. The Way I Did It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I drank a lot of coffee some time ago. We're not just talking your usual it-at-work-lot. We're talking *a lot*.

    It wasn't as though I actually felt like I needed it though. I guess I just liked the stuff. I found out I needed caffeine the hard way though. One day I just didn't drink any coffee and I got the craziest headache.

    I slept it off the first day. Next day I had it from when I woke up and I was feeling sort of woozy. I drank a cup of coffee and *boom*. It was gone after a couple of minutes.

    Then I just waited for when the next headache started and I drank a single cup of instant coffee. I continued this way and eventually the headaches were further apart and eventually I could just stop completely.

  536. Re:Water & Exercise by fooguy · · Score: 1

    take a week off work - and everything else.

    If you're this addicted to something, you probably need to be in rehab.

    ibuprofen combined with the xylo will releive most of the sinus headaches.

    Until I gave up caffine for some weeks, I didn't even realize that it affected my sleep. People think they become immune to it's affects -- not true.

    drink lots of water. sparkling's okay - i'd suggest s'pelgrino or grolschteiner (sp?)

    Yes this is good, and this is where I'm at now (went from drinking 6-8 24oz bottles of Mt Dew a day to 8-10 half-liter bottles of water), but there needs to be an intermediate step. When I was wheening myself off caffine, I used Lemonade Snapple (as sweet as Mt Dew, little or no caffine in comparison). Once I was off the Dew and on the Snapple, I wheened myself off that until I was drinking only water during the day. Within a couple weeks I couldn't drink a Snapple it was so sweet. After about three months of being caffine free, I finally added a cup back in a day (either one cup of high test or two cups of half-caf a day).

    Why? Caffine affected my sleep, and eventually I was seeing a gastroenterologist because my stomach was a mess.

    if this fails try again with a mild antidepressant. st. john's wort for instance or if you want something stronger you can get wellburtin from your doctor for "quitting smoking". be careful with antidepressants though! and remember they take a couple of weeks to "pack".

    Most of these, even herbal, require an amount of time to build up in your system. Anything less and it's just a placebo. See my earlier comment about rehab.

    There is one thing I have not seen mentioned -- caffine poisoning. I've had it at least three times, and a coworker has had it at least five that I know of. Very unpleasant.

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  537. Re:kidney stones by p51d007 · · Score: 1

    Kudos on kidney stones! The headaches from withdrawls are NOTHING compared to the kidney stones. One ER nurse told me when I was in the ER at 2 in the morning that a man with a kidney stone is as close as any male will come to experiencing labor pains. Gee....thanks for that bit of information. I haven't had a problem with them in 20 years, cutting back on Mt. Dew, increasing my intake of water (BIG 32 oz glass in the morning and 32 oz when I get home at night), plus, I use an herbal suppliment...cranberry capsules. Just to be on the safe side. Never had a flare up since.

  538. Re:Water & Exercise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While you're just an arsehole who knows nothing about addiction, dependence or the physiology and psychology of other people.

    Like I said, quit being such a pussy. Sorry ass addicts, you guys are pathetic.

  539. Yes! An find a substitue by xeno-cat · · Score: 1
    Cold turkey is the way to go, hands down. However, what I found was that I could sort of "trick" my body into gentler withdrawls by drinking a coffee substitute, and lots of it!

    Some great substitutes:

    • Roast Aroma, Celestial Seasonings Tea.
    • Take a Break, a Bigalo Tea similiar to Roast Aroma.
    • Pero, a barley based drink that comes in a powder. Very good but is drying, not good in mass quantities like the teas

    Part of the "addiction" for me is simply having a warm cup 'o something harty enough to stand up to milk.

    As has also been mentioned elsewhere, drink lots of water. More than you think you could stand. Concider it part of your therapy.

    Kind Regards

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  540. Re:Water & Exercise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course, I went back and used again -- after all, why not? Quitting was so easy. When I tried again after another five years, it was a very different kettle of fish.

    You're a dumbass. You are supposed to quit completely and never touch it again. You didn't do that, so you can now wear the title "addict" like its some kind of excuse to not help yourself.

  541. Ginseng by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


    The parent is right - go cold Turkey. Also tell people whose respect you care about what you are doing so that you'll lose face if you give in.

    You might also consider taking Ginseng to compensate for the stimulant withdrawal. If you ignore the dosage on the packet and stuff yourself with it, you can get a pretty good buzz too ;)

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  542. Sleep by Gleef · · Score: 1

    Getting sufficient rest is very useful to kick caffiene additction. Periodically, I try to detox myself from the stuff, and I need a period (vacation?) of sufficient sleep in order to really do it right.

    During the headaches and shakes, keep hydrated, don't do strenuous things. Don't be afraid to take Ibuprofen if the headaches get too bad.

    After you're off caffiene, you can also try to throw more gentle stimulants into the mix: Apples (kinds other than the "Delicious" breeds are best), Ginseng, Licorice (Stash makes an excellent Licorice tea).

    Some people also use foods high in Tyrosine and/or Phenylalinine (whole grain foods are a good source of Phenylalinine), or take Tyrosine supplements. Talk to a doctor before really hitting the Tyrosine if you are taking MAO-Inhibiter medication (eg some Antidepresants), or lots of antihystamines; Tyrosine can turn into Tyramine, and Tyramine + MAOI or Antihystamines can be a lethal combiniation.

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  543. Re:Water & Exercise by zootread · · Score: 1

    What's also hilarious is to listen to people defend pot as 'natural', and say how they would never use 'chemicals' like ecstasy, etc, etc. What, THC isn't a chemical? There's not HUNDREDS of chemicals in pot? ARgh.

    I'll admit, that is a poor defense and not one that I would use (something being natural doesn't make it safe). But marijuana is relatively harmless compared to many drugs, including the legal ones such as caffeine and alcohol. If you eat it (e.g. cooked in butter), you avoid the harmful effects of smoking the plant.

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  544. I haven't noticed that by FanaticalDesperado · · Score: 0

    I can understand the reason for it though. You don't even have to leave the computer to get your nicotine fix. I started dipping when I was 15, before I had really started using computers. But I know two other people who switched to dip from smoking because their boss didn't like them taking frequent smoke breaks.

    I was a dipper for about 8 years. For a couple of those years I was a can a day person. I quit last year. One day I just decided that it was time to quit. The second and third days were a little tense (headaches, lack of energy). But, after that it was pretty easy. I still get cravings once or twice per month. I did notice that my caffeine and sugar intake went up a bit after quitting.

    My advice to you is:
    1. Don't try to quit thinking it's going to be difficult. If you do that, then you won't be able to quit. You'll end up concentrating on the nervousness and headaches, and you'll consider them a valid reason to take a dip just this one time. Keep your eyes on the prize and not on the things that can stop you from reaching it.
    2. Don't try to quit for any reason other than that you want to quit. I know people that have tried to quit because their wives asked them to, and they always had a tough time with it. Those same people didn't really have any more problems than I did when they (not their wives) decided to quit.
    3. Waiting until you have a week off is a good idea. You should be able to get by with just a long weekend though. Have plenty of things planned for the time. Don't leave yourself with free time that you will just use to think about nicotine. Have other people help you keep busy for three or four days.

    1. Re:I haven't noticed that by mjpaci · · Score: 1

      Good advice. The quit-when-you-have-a-week-off method is good because you break your routine. I don't dip at home, only at work. I took two weeks off and didn't dip at all. My job drives me to the nicotine. I guess I need a new job...

      It's really all about the routine. When I quit smoking, I stopped going to the places where I'd be tempted (bars, etc.). One the routine was broken I was able to go to my old stoping grounds and not smoke.

  545. go cold turkey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you whiny baby.

    I drink a lot of coffee (5-12 cups per day) and have for years, but periodically I will go cold turkey (so I get the buzz back when I start drinking it again).

    The headaches only last 3 or 4 days. Sleep a lot.

  546. Ginseng by mrkurt · · Score: 1

    Although I haven't kicked the caffeine habit, I would suggest ginseng as an energy booster. Siberian Ginseng is the best, available in capsules. You can also get ginseng tea. Ginseng has a mildly energizing effect, so it would be helpful post-withdrawal when you're looking for a lift.

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  547. Suck it up cowboy by craigthecook · · Score: 1

    My first question is why? Why would you want to give up caffiene? How else do you get out of bed in the morning without a half a pot of coffee? But if you are serious about this just suck it up and be a prick for a week.

  548. Beating A Caffiene Addiction by beforewisdom · · Score: 1

    As you wrote there is a plethora of good advice for beating addiction out there already.

    It does apply to caffeine.

    Caffenine is a bona fide drug that causes real physical dependence.

    Since this is a tech forum I will remind you that Google is your friend.

    Look for books, articles, programs for caffeine addiction.

    Your family doctor or local hospital might be able to help you with some good advice.

    Be sure to take away the reasons why you might want caffeine ( energy, a buzz ):

    - get adequate and regular sleep at the same times every day

    - get regular exercise

    - eat a nutritious AND tasty diet

    - drink 2 quarts of water a day...just water

    - use time management so you don't feel pressured to need caffeine to stay up late.

    Good Luck

  549. In the same boat by TheSwirlingMaelstrom · · Score: 1
    Conicidentally, I'm trying to cut my caffeine addiction, too. I have had very much the same symptoms as you have. If I sleep in a bit on the weekend, I usually wake up with a splitting headache which is only alleviated by a cup of coffee. Once, I went on vacation to a place where I couldn't easily get coffee and suffered from blinding headaches and nauseau for a couple days (then I found a source of coffee...).

    I used to drink two or three large (500ml ~ 16oz) cups of strong coffee a day. I switched that to the same amount of half-caffeinated coffee, with little ill effect, for about a month. I then reduced the quantity, then switched to only one half-caffeinated cup a day (and maybe some decaf later in the day). I'm down to a cup of caffeinated tea a day, with maybe a cup of decaf tea or coffee later in the day. When I switched from half-caf coffee to tea, I had mild headaches, but tolerable.

    Don't know if my method would work for you, but you either need to go with slow and determined reduction (which avoids the headaches) or cold-turkey (which would probably require you to take a few sick-days off work... =8-P ).

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  550. Wait till you get sick... by breaston · · Score: 1

    Then just substitute a non-caffinated product for your normal drink. You already feel like crap from being sick, so you hardly notice the shakes...

  551. Moderation by divisionbyzero · · Score: 1

    I used to drink the equivalent of almost two pots of coffee a day. I now have two medium-large sized cups a day and I feel fine. If you want to quit, switch to tea and then have fewer cups over time. I happen to like coffee so I prefer moderation.

  552. Caffine may not be the cause... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been plagued with nasty headaches all my life, mostly cause by allergies. I was told by my doctor when I was younger to try drinking coffee or tea when I was getting a headache to attempt to stop it. The reasoning behind this was that headaches can be inflamation that causes restricted blood flow to the brain. Caffine, I guess, helps the blood vessels open up a bit. So, I'm assuming that it is possible that you may have a more serious problem than a caffine addiction and that your addiction to caffine may be hiding it from you. You might want to see a doctor about it... Personally, I've never heard of withdrawl from caffine other than sleepiness. I may be wrong, but I normally drink ALOT of caffine, but at time I have gone more than a week without and have never noticed a headache caused by it. If I did get a headache, there was always a... umm reason for it.... Like the case of beer I totaled the night before...

  553. Why is the above rated insightful? by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    This nonsense is repeated every time a discussion about addictions appears on the internet.

    They are called addictions not for nothing, your body requires the substance, it is like suggesting to somebody that is hungry to be disciplined and stop eating.

    Seriously people, there is enough information out there on why such an asinine comment as the one I am replying to is compete nonsense from a medical point of view.

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    1. Re:Why is the above rated insightful? by willtsmith · · Score: 1

      I think some people confuse a PHYSICAL addiction with PSYCHOLOGICAL addictions.

      A psychological addiction would be say shopping. This is what makes someone feel good so they constantly go do it. It doesn't have profound physical effects.

      A PHYSICAL addiction causes nasty pain and profound effects on the body like nausea and migraine if you don't get your fix.

      Cocaine, Nicotine, Opiates, caffiene. These things are physical addictions. Over time, these substances actually change the way your body works.

      Shopping, Basketball, ESPN, TV, Speeding, Sex, etc... these things are PSYCHOLOGICAL addictions. They don't change your body (well maybe sex ;-). Rather they tap into some existing psycological pathos. They are a SYMPTOM of a problem, not the problem itself.

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  554. Been There by the+Infamous+Brad · · Score: 1

    Finally, a subject I know well enough to get me up off of my metaphorical behind and create a SlashDot account.

    I only skimmed the highest rated comments, but there are a few things you could stand to hear, I think, that I didn't see posted.

    Most importantly, you will never fully kick any addictive drug (or other habit) as long as you want to keep using it. You got addicted to caffeine because you perceived caffeine, and even caffeine addiction, was providing you with certain benefits. You will never fully kick your caffeine habit until you stop wanting those benefits.

    I know, easier said than done. But basically, what you need to do is to audit those benefits, and ask yourself two questions: (1) Am I actually receiving the benefits that I thought I was? (2) Are the benefits I am receiving what it's costing me?

    Now, if you conclude that the answers are "yes" and "yes," then you're not going to quit caffeine, period. But let me suggest that most programmers and other IT types who think that caffeine is providing them with benefits are deceiving themselves. Caffeine enables you to spend more hours at the keyboard. Caffeine enables you to write more lines of code per hour (for example). But after a while, between the sleep dep and the shortness of attention that comes with caffeine buzz, it's garbage code. Which costs you more hours in debugging than the caffeine gave you back in the first place.

    On a simpler, more practical note: Long-duration over-the-counter pain killers will help, but only in the very short term. If you use them longer than the indicated time, you can end up just as addicted to them as you are/were to the caffeine. That's where a lot of migraines come from, from people who have to have some form of COx inhibitor or NSAID just to vasodilate enough to partly stave off the withdrawl symptoms, while being so habituated that they no longer get the pain-killer benefit. I know, that's where my ex-wife's migraines were coming from.

  555. I beat it by WhytTiger · · Score: 2, Informative

    I just got out of college, and was rather addicted myself (I would usually opt for the 2 liter bottles of pepsi or dew instead of 20 oz, but would drink them in a day anyway). I decided for my health that it would be best to cut caffeine from my diet. I started out by only cutting soda, as that was the majority of my intake, I would replace it by drinking huge amounts of water (be ready to go use the restroom every 30 minutes at first). I'm pretty sure that the water helped me get around the worst of the headaches. I am now to the point where I'll have a pop at lunch, and if I'm ever wanting something to drink, I'll usually go for tea or juice, just make sure you have alternatives to pop, and it's a good start.

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  556. Decaff... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's what I did.

    Take a few days off work. Quit cold turkey. After a couple of days of pure absolute f***ing hell. I drank a cup of decaff coffee. The headache didn't go away, but it took the edge off, it made such that I could at least FUNCTION. Decaff has about 4mg of caffiene whereas regular has about 100mg. I was drinking 5-6 or more cups/day.

    After a few more days things got better and I could even cut out the decaff.

    Some surprising things...

    I had more energy during the day.

    When I was done for the day, I was done for the day. If I were drinking coffee I could almost always push it a few more hours, even if I hadn't had any in the evening.

  557. Rubish. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Any person with at least passing idea of what an addiction is knows this "advice" is rubish.

    Having said that, I don't think caffeine is an addictive substance, but may be mistaken on this regard...

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    1. Re:Rubish. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone with an 'addiction' and a vested interest in staying 'addicted' 'knows' this advice is rubbish, and uses everyone's ignorance of the truth to cover their own weakness.

  558. cold turkey with juice, non-caffienated soda by SharkPork · · Score: 1

    As a few others have mentioned, cold turkey works well. Make sure keep yourself well hydrated. I'm a little over 4 months caffeine free right now, and it worked for me. Initially, I drank a LOT of orange soda and orange juice, and gallons of water. I think the orange soda helped a lot, because I was used to the carbonation from the Mountain Dew I was always drinking, so it gave me a little bit of a placebo... The first day, I had a splitting headache, but if you keep hydrated, that goes away pretty quickly, at least it did for me. I hadn't had any caffeine for about 4 months, until new years eve, when I had a couple cans of coke with near equal amounts of Captain Morgan... with no ill effects to speak of, except for the tiredness the next day, which was most likely because I went to bed at 5:30AM... So, Cold Turkey With Lots of Fluids is the way to go.

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  559. Only buy the pulpy kind. by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

    After a 12oz serving, you start to get thristy for water as a follow up.

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  560. You might have noticed... by siskbc · · Score: 1

    ...the guy also said oxygen was a poison. And I bet he signed the petition to ban the even less safe di-hidroxide form of oxygen.

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  561. Caffeine is not an addictive susbstance. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    So no wonder you did not have problems to stop it.

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  562. Re:Water & Exercise by OscarGunther · · Score: 1
    (Given the number of responses, I don't expect that many people to read this, but I'll post anyway, for the record.)

    The parent is correct based on my experience, although the prescribed regimen is a bit more involved than I've ever needed. The process for me can be characterized as "cut back and cut over": (1) cut back caffeine consumption over some reasonable period of time (a month usually works) and (2) cut over from a caffeinated to a non-caffeinated state over a weekend.

    In the cut-back phase, you consume less and less caffeine over time. My drug of choice is coffee, so I maintain my intake volume (drinking coffee is something to do during meetings or while you're thinking about something) by mixing decaf and high-test or by drinking green tea.

    In the cut-over phase, stay up late on a Friday, but don't drink alcohol. Hydrate well before going to bed and take a couple of Benadryl (antihistamine only, not Benadryl-D) and some ibuprofen. Sleep in on Saturday morning, as long as you can stand it. When you finally get up, take more ibuprofen. Repeat on Sunday. By Monday, you should be relatively headache-free, although the lassitude will last for some time.

    The toughest part of quitting is that drinking coffee (in my experience) is as much social habit and muscle memory as it is a means to fulfill a physical need (to stay awake during boring meetings). Also, one of the signal pleasures of my life is to sit in a coffee house all morning and screw around on my laptop. I imagine you can dredge up similarly pleasant associations, so my last piece of advice is that you shouldn't see this as a final swearing-off, but rather as a resetting of priorities. You'll drink coffee again; remember to do it in moderation and for good reason.

    Good luck!

  563. Uh? by Jeppe+Salvesen · · Score: 1

    You two are not excluding each other. Let me summarize:

    1. It is possible to become physically addicted to a number of substances.
    2. Once you are physically addicted, it is hard to break the addiction.
    3. Breaking the addiction is easier for some people.
    4. Some people are better at managing their substance intake so that they don't get physically addicted.

    Have I missed something?

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  564. The brita is filtering out the minerals by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

    in your tap water that must otherwise be in a particularly pleasing combination. This is why some people prefer water bottled from certain springs (natural mineral content).

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  565. Caffeine is not addictive by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    First of all, I am not a doctor, but I will play one in /.

    Caffeine is not addictive.

    I will repeat it, in case you are not paying attention, caffeine is not addictive.

    Now, of course your body may have imbalances when you have abused too much in one way or another, or a certain substance may have certain efects in your body, but that does not make it addictive.

    Addiciont implies many things: the response of very specific parts of the brain, the absolute dependency from the substance (think hunger in a starvation situation). Caffeine, not even in the worst cases, provokes the same responses and dependency.

    Do you want to stop abusing a substance? Good for you, abuse of anything is worth stoping, but don;t assume you are in the same league as a nicotine or crack addict.

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    1. Re:Caffeine is not addictive by HTMLSpinnr · · Score: 1

      Using your logic, neither is niccotine, heroin, or alcohol.

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  566. Caffeine is not really a diuretic. by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

    One example, and there are other studies with similar findings.
    But the effects on bones and cardiovascular health are nonetheless worth careful consideration.

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  567. Skip the middleman. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    You USians never stop to amuse me, every problem is solved with something prepackaged and branded and ready to use.

    Go, buy some furit, make the juice yourself.

    Heatier than that, nothing.

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  568. Start shooting heroin by quick9vb · · Score: 1

    You will forget about caffine(among other things), and soon won't be able to afford a cup of coffee.

  569. Don't discount your general practitioner! by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

    She will probably have been asked common questions about caffeine and other easily available drugs and should have ready answers to questions such as these. GPs read the medical journals and will be on the lookout for issues that are pertinent to inquiries her patients make. And she's probably had a few strange cases involving caffeine, among other things. Maybe even a poisoning.

    I don't think your average slashdotter can comment much more than on personal experience. While that may have been the intent of the ask.slashdot, it's not something you should forget to mention. People tend to lend this place too much authority.

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  570. Actually, switch to tea. by emil · · Score: 1

    Start with a strong black tea, loaded with caffene, then work in green tea until that's all you drink.

    Green tea:

    1. Has been proven to boost your immune system response
    2. Has anti-cancer properties (esp. prostate cancer in men, but also eat tomato products regularly and "exercise/use" your prostate daily if you are concerned with this)
    3. Has the highest antioxidant concentrations (along with red wine, oregano, and I think chocolate).

    I banished the mountain dew for green tea six months ago. I never suffered withdrawl from anything, nor do I on weekends or vacation from tea.

  571. As somebody raised as a Catholic... by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    ... I can confidently say that such practices of abstinence have been abolished from the Catholic church for many years.

    To each one his own, and you may want to talk to your priest, back home we used to eat and drink normally and the only concession we used to have for lent was to avoid red meat on Fridays. After a lwhile we stopped even that. My mother, allways worried about this matters, consulted somebody high in the hierachy of the Catholic Church in Mexico that happened to be her friend (and teacher of theology in several Universities in Mexico and abroad).

    He said tha there was no need for following these practices anymore.

    As I said, to each one his own, but it seems like other people in Catholicism have given up such practices.

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  572. People can die with a water overdose. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    So your point is???

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  573. One Solution by rgremill · · Score: 1

    Drink caffeine free Diet Coke. It worked for me.

  574. cut back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I found that I drank way too much Pepsi. I tried to just cut back. I usually just drink one can with lunch and a glass with supper. Every now and then I take a swig from the 2 liter, but for a couple of years I've been doing this and it's better than 5-10 cans a day.
    JJ

  575. Re:Water & Exercise by zootread · · Score: 1

    Mushrooms are a cleaner trip than LSD usually, and coming down is painless. The downside is they can make your stomach hurt when you are digesting them. If you take too much it can be bad just like any other psychadelic drug. Personally, I don't recommend either, as they do make you temporarilly insane.

    LSD is man-made and depends on who makes it. If you take a man-made drug, you are trusting who ever made it. When people say "chemicals" in this context I think what they really mean is "man-made chemicals"

    The thing about "natural" drugs like marijuana or mushrooms is that they can be clearly identified by looking at them. Not so with the man-made stuff -- LSD, pills, powder, etc. Of course, even with the natural stuff you have to trust your source not to have added something to it.

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  576. Two Words by R_Harrold · · Score: 1

    Boot Camp. I had a six-pack a day Jolt habit in the late 80s... Joined the Navy, in boot camp we had lots of exercise, a 'healthy' diet and very little opprotunity to indulge in a caffine habit. Robert H.

  577. Coffee in France by Oaktree_b · · Score: 1

    Oh god, we were there on our honeymoon, and the only thing I missed from home was the coffee served here in Canada, because the French coffee is like mud. I tried to doctor it with as much sugar and milk as I could find and it still tasted terrible. Gives you one hell of a buzz when you drink it, but it's just nasty.

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    1. Re:Coffee in France by MrChuck · · Score: 1

      well, the buzz is the goal, so I could handle that. But it *was* amusing watching our visiting french guys try to deal with the watery americano in our office.

  578. You are spot on. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    There is not such a thing as caffeine addiction, the Wolrd Health Organization says so and so say health Ministeries all around the world.

    This article is just typical /. fare that is great for dealing with some issues but crap while dealing with others....

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    1. Re:You are spot on. by unconfused1 · · Score: 1

      I'm thinking about posting some of my sources and reading about the issue.

      Would you be willing to post a link to the WTO information that you talked about?

      Thank you!

  579. Caffiderm by leprasmurf · · Score: 1
    Just chew this stick of pure sugar whenever you get cravings, and if you get another bad craving during the day, hell have another stick.

    Caffiderm dissolves in your mouth almost instantly for that fast acting relief

    Don't forget to try our other caffiene step program products, such as: Pixy stixs, whether for play or your daily snorting habits, always satisfiying, and button candy, can't quite snort these fella's, but we won't tell if you wanna try:-)

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  580. Re: Riiiight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How the hell can a can of Pepsi give ANYONE a "buzz"?!?

  581. Cold Turkey by Performaman · · Score: 1

    I'm 14 and used to drink coffee every morning before I went to school. So, when I'm on vacation (as I am now), I don't drink it because I feel no need to be up early. So, for about a week prior to christmas, I got really bad caffene headaches. The best thing that you can do is to tough it out and try to take as few drugs (Tylenol, etc) as you can. And drink water, lots of it. It should be about a week before it goes away.

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  582. Moo by Chacham · · Score: 1

    Sleep.

    Most probably, you are not getting eight hours of sleep a night. Go to sleep every night for two weeks, and wake up only after you feel untired. If you must get up at a certain time, go to sleep much earlier. After a couple weeks, you should start getting approximately the same amount of asleep every night. That is how much sleep you need. Get it, and the headaches should go away.

  583. Drink plenty of Water ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To avoid the really bad headaches that go along with caffiene withdrawal, drink plenty of water. I've found that when I try cut back caffiene intake, I also stop drinking fluids. It seems I only drink vitamin water, mountain dew, diet pepsi and coffee. So, when I try to cut back, I've never substituted water, and end up getting migraines from early dehydration. So, drink plenty of water, and keep advil on hand. Good luck.

  584. Addiction by Quixadhal · · Score: 1

    I feel your pain.

    I'm not addicted to caffeine (as in, I don't get headaches), but I have another addiction that's probably almost as bad. I keep having to breathe air. If I stop breathing for more than a few minutes, my chest hurts and I start to get light-headed until I breathe again. I don't have the will-power to break this addiction myself...

    *grin*

    Actually, to be somewhat helpful, a few people I know who were addicted found that switching to half decaf/ half normal coffee helped quite a bit. Basically, you get enough caffeine to stop the headaches from forming, but still less than normal so your system starts adjusting to the new levels. If you keep cutting down the non-decaf portions, you should eventually be caffeine-free. You could do the same for Coca-cola if you feel like mixing them in another bottle.

    Of course, another friend of mine started trying to quit and eventually said "Why am I doing this?" and went back to full caffeine.

  585. How I quit by skurth · · Score: 1

    1. Take time off from work (just under two weeks for me)
    2. Get a nice bottle of regular pain killer that doesn't have caffiene in it (No excedrin).
    3. Prepare to sleep a lot.

    I slept for up to 12+ hours a day for many days in a row. Headaches were horrible but the pain killer kept the edge off of them. I've been caffiene free for just over a year now.

  586. Can you honestly quit? by Mark_Uplanguage · · Score: 1

    I quit soda every 6 months (cold turkey, be prepared with headache medicine when it's unbearable, done when I don't have to work for a few days). The problem is I can't stay away. I don't drink coffee or tea, and decaffeinated soda just doesn't do it, nor is it readily found everywhere regular soda is. The problem with food addictions is that you can't escape them - you've always got to eat and drink. All of the sudden you quit and now you have to be prepared whenever you go somewhere new. So every 6 months or so I quit again, but as a lazy programmer I'm a lazy quitter. Know your limitations, try and plan accordingly.

    It's your life, if you only want to stop because other tell you its a good idea, then your probably doomed to failure - it's pretty hard to stop something even when it's your own idea.

    --
    "The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits." -- Albert Einstein
  587. Timing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've restarted coiffie drinking and found that it has really improved my quality of life. Caffine lasts about 10 hours in the human body. I've found that a cup of very strong coffie in the morning makes me more productive and then makes me sleep much better in the evening when it starts wearing off.

    In college, I drank soda all day long and had the same problems with headaches and temper that you describe. I'd go off caffine completely and they unavoidably start up again at some later date with the same problems. I'm really happy with my morning only rule now, and find that I have no problem skipping it because my current daily dosage is not addictive.

    Mike

  588. What I did. by supabeast! · · Score: 1

    I'm a caffiene fiend. At one point in 2002 I was drinking 2-3 cups per hour that I was awake, along with constantly sucking on caffeinated breath mints. I had to get up at work hours on weekends, because if I didn't get the coffee in me on schedule, my body would go into horrible withdrawl and I would end up in bed all weekend. After a while it was really screwing up my life, so I started cutting back by a couple of cups a week, giving up the mints, and replacing coffee with Earl Grey when possible. Over a year later I'm down to one or two cups a day. For a while there I actually tried living without caffiene at all, but I'm just too sluggish. Anyway, here are a few tips:
    -Eat healthy! If all you eat is crap, you'll feel even worse without the caffience. Keep apples, oranges, and bananas on hand at all times.
    -Instead of coffee first thing in the morning, eat a balance bar before your morning shower. The rush of sugar and vitamins is a nice start that will make the morning easier.
    -Exercise! 30 minutes, five times a day minimum will really make life easier all around, especially when kicking caffiene.
    -Give up beef. For me, eating beef makes me feel like I just chugged a few beers. If beef makes you sluggish, you'll want to reach for the coffee, so just leave it alone.
    -Eat light lunches-rice, veggies, chicken. The local kabob restaurant and frozen rice bowls (Trader Joe's) are a great help here. A light lunch has the same effect that avoiding beef does.
    -No sugary snacks-a sugar crash feels just like caffeine withdrawl, so stay away!

    Hope this helps..

  589. Why bother? by Fizyx · · Score: 1
    It's not like smoking, or drinking (to excess). What's the big deal. I have never seen any proof of a health risk from drinking coffee. Why should I put up feeling crappy for a couple of months.Seriously.

    Pass the sugar.

    1. Re:Why bother? by Fizyx · · Score: 1
      It's not like smoking, or drinking (to excess). What's the big deal. I have never seen any proof of a health risk from drinking coffee. Why should I put up feeling crappy for a couple of months. Seriously.

      To reply to my own posting, today's slash article even hints at a health benefit!

  590. Caffeine withdrawal headache by texas+neuron · · Score: 1

    First time poster - forgive me if I break some /. protocol Medical-legal disclaimer - One cannot diagnose and treat over the internet. The State of Texas does not allow me to treat anyone not seen by me in the state of Texas. From your post it appears to do suffer from Caffeine withdrawal headaches. The best advice is to go caffeine free. If you do this on your own, then you can expect the headache to last less than one week. If you see your friendly neurologist, then he or she can give you medication to make the headache shorter. You can learn more about headaches in general at my web site www.loftusmd.com . You can learn about the classification of headache (Caffeine withdrawal is International Classification of Headache Disorders Edition 2 8.4.1 at the IHS website.

  591. Headaches by gr8_phk · · Score: 1

    90% of all headaches are due to dehydration and can be cured by drinking water (this includes hangovers). I kicked cafine 2 years ago. I couldn't resist going to the vending machine at work and drank a couple (Pepsi's) a day. I noticed that I didn't drink much over the Holiday break, so I decided not to start when I got back to work in January. After a couple of months, I found that a single can could get me so wired I couldn't stand it. I can still drink a cafinated orange pop or root beer if I need a boost, but the major beverages are out for me. Best part is I didn't notice any withdrawl because I took advantage of a time when I naturally cut back.

  592. Huh? by zimmru · · Score: 1

    Mormon tea? ma huang? Ephedra spp?

    Coming from a Mormon... I've never even heard of any of that stuff. If I had to pick a drink of choice for Mormons it would be Sprite (although, I personally hate the stuff).

    Also, with respect to Mormons being "arguably christian", the only people arguing that Mormons aren't Christian are people that don't know anything about Mormonism.

  593. mantra by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    by caffiene alone I set my mind in motion
    by the brown juice of coffee
    the thoughts aquire speed
    the hands aquire shaking
    the shaking is a warning
    by caffiene alone I set my mind in motion

    ------
    with many apologies to Frank Herbert and to whom I have forgotten but learn this from

  594. Re:Water & Exercise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Life... Life is like animal porn. It's not for everybody - Doug Stanhope

    I love how your sig just drives this home.

  595. Re:Water & Exercise by jonadab · · Score: 1

    > I swear french coffee is:
    > * Make 2 espressos.
    > * change the grounds
    > * dump the 2 espresso's back into the machine through the fresh grounds.

    No, no. What you do is you grind up the grounds until they're *really* fine,
    like talcum powder. You then take a large, flat grate, line the top of it
    with a big sheet of coffee filter materiel, and put a nice layer of the fine
    grounds on that. Then you steam water up through from underneath, and what
    drips back down you collect and serve.

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    Cut that out, or I will ship you to Norilsk in a box.
  596. good anti-caffeine book... by Vaughn+Anderson · · Score: 1
    Caffeine Blues

    I quit for 3 months after just reading 1/3 of this book. Then a disaster at work pushed me back into coffee for awhile, now I am getting cleaned up again. Have only had a few cups in the last week or so.

    I commend your desire to quit, my body feels so much better even after just a few days of not drinking coffee... (I quit white sugar before, so soda pop hasn't been an issue... which is another good thing to be rid of.)

  597. I quit. by TopShaman · · Score: 1

    I quit when I decided to not drink coffee on a trip back from France. By the time I got from Paris to Seattle, I was sick and stayed that way for several days. I didn't grok what was the cause until I walked by a coffee shop and felt nauseous and strongly attracted at the same time. I switched to green tea for the next couple of years. It's been 7 or so years now and I can safely drink coffee again, in moderation. The headaches pass and your favorite hangover cure (aspirin, ibuprofen, tylenol) will help the felling pass. Just tough it out and stay away for at elast 6 months. Good luck, there is no magic cure!

  598. I quit for a while... now I'm back on tea... by mengel · · Score: 1
    Basically I recommend a two step process:
    1. progressively back off 1cup/day per week of coffee 'till you're down to one or two cups a day.
    2. take a 4 day weekend, take antihistamines (i.e. Benadryl, Clortrimeton) to help you sleep all weekend, and take ibuprofen for the headaches.
    If you sleep for most of three days, I've found you can happily go without caffeine indefinitely, at least 'till the next time you want to stay up all night :-).
    --
    - "History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of men" -- Blue Oyster Cult, 'Godzilla'
  599. Good luck! by jonadab · · Score: 1

    Different people feel the addition to different degrees, but caffein for some
    people is *extremely* addictive, perhaps more addictive than nicotine even.

    Fortunately, it has fewer bad effects than nicotine, though it does definitely
    have some (aside from the addition itself), as any drug does if you take too
    much.

    Depending on how strongly the caffein affects you, you may be able to quit with
    relative ease (go cold turkey for a couple of days) or on the other end of the
    scale you may find that the easiest way to get off caffein is to move to the
    third world. (The first year, you won't drink the coffee because it has bugs
    in it. After a while, you know it has bugs in it and you drink it anyway. A
    while later you move back to the US, and you're suspicious of the coffee because
    it doesn't have bugs in it.)

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    Cut that out, or I will ship you to Norilsk in a box.
  600. The truth about ADD by lord_nightrose · · Score: 0

    You don't know what you're talking about. ADD is most definitely associated with a defective brain. However, please note that the defect is not one that affects intelligence, just behavior.
    About.com says:

    "ADD/ADHD is a neurological disorder. According to the National Institute of Health, between 3% and 5% of the population in this country are affected by ADD/ADHD. The major symptoms of the disorder are distractibility, forgetfulness, inability to concentrate, poor attention span and impulsiveness."

    ADD is mainly caused by problems with brain chemistry in the frontal lobe. Signals sent across the brain's synaptic gaps are often transmitted more slowly than they would be in a non-ADD brain, thus causing the problems listed above.

    Drugs used to combat ADD, such as Ritalin and Straterra, are stimulants. Rather than cause greater distraction and hyperactivity, they help to speed along messages crossing synaptic gaps, thus helping to reduce the problems associated with ADD. Read more about these medications (and others) here.

    Personally, I've noticed that most people with ADD tend to be brighter than those without it. Every person I've known with ADD (myself included) seems capable of learning new things very quickly. As a result, ADD is both a blessing and a curse.

    For those of you on Ritalin: Stop using it. It is hurting you more than you know. It has messed with both my memory and my metabolism. Once I got off of Ritalin, I grew about a foot and a half. Granted, I was going through puberty, but this was over a period of six months and was more growth than I had seen in the previous year. Also, I have almost no memory of the years that I was on Ritalin, even though it was less than eight years ago. People who went to school with me remember those years perfectly, and I can't remember them at all. Ritalin is BAD for you.

    -- my two or three cents

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    1. Re:The truth about ADD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Once I got off of Ritalin, I grew about a foot and a half

      You've got 3 and a half feet?!?! YOU FREAK!!!

  601. Well then how about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We just get a nice picture of your snatch? :)

  602. Diabetes or poor programming by solprovider · · Score: 1

    Thanks. Diabetes runs in my family. I get checked often, and have had a full physical since this incident. There are no indications that I am developing diabetes.

    My doctors and family really approve of me using water as my primary drink because of the high probability that I will develop diabetes sometime in my life. Except for this Summer, water has been my primary drink for 5 years.

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    Changing from high sugar drinks to water is very difficult. Sugar controls so much of our somatic responses that many Americans feel hungry when they are dehydrated. The body knows that it had a drink because it tastes the sugar and the blood sugar-level rises. Changing my internal programming so that tasteless water would be recognized as valid input was difficult.

    For the water overdose incident, I had not eaten recently. I was programming the computer with a Britta pitcher and a glass next to me. I refilled the pitcher at least 10 times. The drinking, refilling, and bathroom runs were on auto-pilot because my brain was busy with the computer programming. I finally noticed my throat hurt, but initially assumed that it was caused by acid reflux. It was another hour and 3 more bathroom runs before I realized that it was getting worse every time I had a drink. Then another hour passed before I stopped programming the computer and found some food and high sugar drinks to try to satisfy my body. It is amazing how much we can focus on computer programming to the exclusion of our corporeal needs.

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    I spend my life entertaining my brain.
  603. O.D - Cold Turkey by localman · · Score: 1

    I used to be a caffine junkie back in my highschool days. But I'm clean now. Here's what happened:

    One night after a school dance I was hanging out at a friend's house with a small group. We were having a good time and it became obvious we were going to stay up all night. Being a straigtedge crowd, there were no drugs or alcohol on premisis... except caffine. In the form of coffee grounds. I knew I had to work the next day, so I figured I should start fueling immediately.

    A buddy and I took the Mr. Coffee machine and filled the filter cup all the way to the top -- probably two or three cups of grounds. Then we ran about a cup of water through it. The resulting liquid was jet black and as thick as blood. I proceeded to take down the entire thing.

    Well, it tasted something like battery acid, but it certainly worked. I was wired in a few minutes and was still soaring hours later. Once the sun came up I went home and got ready for work.

    That's when the vomiting started. At first it was the black liquid, then just dry heaves. A lot of them. I called in sick to work. I suddenly felt awfully tired. I tried to go to sleep and couldn't. I put my hand on my stomach and there were literally spasms going on somewhere inside. My belly was vibrating. I tried some Pepto Bismol, then some Emetrol, both of which were vomitted up in minutes. In fact, swallowing my own saliva caused me to vomit. Eventually, I had to lay on the side of the bed, drooling into a basin for about four more hours before my stomach started calming down. I ate nothing but chicken broth for the next day.

    After that I couldn't drink coffee anymore. In fact to this day the taste of coffee makes my stomach upset. Just the taste -- even just coffee flavored ice cream. Obviously it's a mental thing that I could probably overcome if I wanted, but I'm actually glad. I think I'll stay more or less caffine free.

    I got fired from the job.

    I still eat chocolate from time to time.

    Cheers.

  604. Quit one type of drink at a time by caffiend666 · · Score: 1

    I'm fighting with some of my bad habit right now myself. On a dare, I quit coffee for a month but continued drinking caffeine.

    The story given to me was that the excess phosphorus in coffee blocks the absorbtion of B-Vitamins, leading to depression and lack of energy.

    Trading coffee for diet coke for one month was not that hard and didn't change much, except I did make peace with my boss and his best friend that I had to work with. Said I would continue without coffee just because of that.

    In the next three months I found a new job in my old programming field (was waiting tables for years), found a girlfriend, aced my summer semester, and feel better. Also put on 25 pounds, quit going to school, and some of my friends are avoiding me :(

    Decided no experiment was complete without an end, went back on coffee for two months. Depression came back, broke up with girl-friend, and my new job is falling apart (would have anyway).

    The experiment had mixed results. But for me, there's no question, coffee is out of my life for now. Most of my headaches were related to lack of coffee and dehydration, not with lack of caffeine.

    So, my advice is give up coffee, drink lots of water, then see how you feel after a month, and how the people around you treat you. You can worry about soda and tea later.

    It's a fairly harmless experiment, all the caffeine you want for a month, just no coffee. Try it, for some the results are amazing

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    Here's to losing my Karma Bonus again....
  605. Cold Turkey is Good Turkey by Malkin · · Score: 1

    I was heavily caffeine addicted in college, and had to quit about a year after I graduated, when I started having a myriad of health problems, including scary heart palpitations, urinary tract irritation, and even changes in my breast tissue. Because of the withdrawal headaches (and anyone who has ever been properly caffeine addicted KNOWS that these are absolutely brutal), you really can't mess around with doing anything halfway. Cold turkey is best. It'll be agonizing for a couple of days, and then you'll feel much better. Your body will get used to not having caffeine, and you won't need it to stay awake anymore -- even for those late nighers.

    Alot of people can't believe that I'm a programmer and I don't drink caffeine. It's actually kind of funny seeing how desperate everyone else seems, when you've broken your own chain. When caffeine addiction is no longer a foregone conclusion to you, the excuses that others make for their obsessive pursuit of it start to sound a bit farcical. "I'm a programmer! I NEED caffeine!" they will rail. It's just not true.

    Now, if only I could convince my local restaurants to carry decaf iced tea... Damn it!

    1. Re:Cold Turkey is Good Turkey by Eric+Smith · · Score: 1
      My main caffeine addiction was iced tea. I would typically consume 2-3 quarts per day, plus several cans of Coke or Dr. Pepper.

      Since I quit cold turkey, I even avoid decaf tea, because if I start drinking it, I'm afraid that I'll be too tempted to get non-decaf in restaurants.

      Giving up caffeine did not improve the problems I had with staying alert, but it didn't worsen either. However, it did improve my health in other ways. Before quitting, I had frequent headaches, and now I rarely have any.

      I do miss iced tea somewhat, but I'm getting by just fine with lots of icewater, and an occasional non-caffeinated diet soda (usually Diet Rite). One restaurant I frequent sometimes has Minute Maid Light Lemonade.

  606. Trainspotting by __aafutm5472 · · Score: 1

    C'mon, all these posts and not one dealing with Trainspotting. I quote:

    "Relinquishing junk.
    Stage one, preparation. For this you will need:
    One room which you will not leave.
    Soothing music.
    Tomato soup, ten tins of.
    Mushroom soup, eight tins of, for consumption cold.
    Ice cream, vanilla, one large tub of.
    Magnesia, milk of, one bottle.
    Paracetamol
    mouthwash
    vitamins
    Mineral water
    Lucozade
    pornography
    One mattress
    One bucket for urine, one for feces and one for vomitus.
    One television
    and one bottle of Valium, which I've already procured from my mother. Who is, in her own domestic and socially acceptable way also a drug addict.

    And now I'm ready. All I need is one final hit to soothe the pain while the Valium takes effect. "

  607. Oh Fuck! They've found me!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now I'm going to have to move out of my mom's basement in Nebraska and into my dad's in fucking Oklahoma. Thanks fuckerz...

  608. cold turkey by bendawg · · Score: 1

    The headaches go away after about a week.
    Take tylenol for a few days.

  609. Just a side note by ebuck · · Score: 1

    While performing manuvers attached to a Marine Corps unit at the wonderful vacation spot of twenty-nine palms, I was drinking appx 4 to 4.5 Gallons of water per day.

    When I worked in a bakery, I drank a gallon of water just during my shift.

    So don't think that a paltry 2.5 liters is too much or unrealistic. There's nothing physically stopping you from being able to drink that much water.

    Unfortunately, I too have slipped far too deeply in a programmer's lifestyle, so this topic has issued a well timed wakeup call.

  610. Being awake.. (was Re:Mental discipline) by aphor · · Score: 1

    Interesting:

    It's the difference between [being] awake and alert and simply working with a whip to your back.
    I'm not disagreeing with you, but I want to raise a philosophical question for the benefit of people who don't really understand the critical link in what you said. I, for one, believe it is an enlightening insight.

    You have drawn a dichotomy between the two situations of working slavishly, as in like a slave "with a whip to your back", and "[being] awake. Ironically, I believe you also mean that caffiene dependance is a situation on the slavish side of the dichotomy: caffiene is commonly associated with alertness and waking up.

    There are two important elements of your aphorism, if you will suffer my analysis a bit. The first necessary element is the suggestion that caffiene dependence is related to slavery; the second is the suggestion that the common draw of caffiene is not necessary for alertness, but caffiene actually detracts from "being awake".

    The argument itself is not specific to caffiene or dependance on it. It simply opposes slavery with being awake. The previous statement sets up the relationship by opposing being on caffiene with "feel and work much better, think much clearer, rest better, and actually code better!"

    The problem I see with that is you suggest replacing a life pattern driven by addiction to sugar and caffiene with a disciplined and self-motivated mode of living. We may not assume that the unknown readers have sufficient seeds of discipline and self-determination to actually achieve anything in absence of caffiene. I would like to spin what you said by adding this.

    Kicking any kind of addiction, or habit, or lifestyle, or whatever only requires two difficult things: suffering the consequences of the situation you are already in, and restraint from contributing necessary causes to future grief. In short: suck up and take it like a man while you starve the causes of your own greif. Caffiene is not as bad as opiates. If you learn this discipline on something like caffiene addiction, you can apply the discipline in tougher challenges. You can do anything. Or you can stay tied down.

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    --- Nothing clever here: move along now...
  611. Re:Water & Exercise by Valdrax · · Score: 1

    Well, US drug policy has rarely had anything to do with common sense. Marijuana's primarily illegal due to racism. Ephedra was banned this week based on a handful of deaths in America while tobacco kills approximately 4.8 million people per year world wide and while alcohol contributes to a significant percentage of auto accidents, firearm incidents, rape, and child and spousal abuse.

    Of course, I'm a prohibitionist, not an apologist for marijuana legalization. I'm of the opinion that tobacco and caffination of soft drinks should be illegal too. I'd just like to see a little less hypocrisy in our drug laws and our trade fights to push our own drugs on other nations.

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  612. Proof of the GIGO theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    5 pages of utter redundancy, and an OP that could have gotten the exact same mundane pointers from a Google search.

    I suspect this was some form of advanced trolling, because I cannot conceive of any good reason why this question is necessary or appropriate here.

  613. Nah, MJ is by LPetrazickis · · Score: 1

    Marijuana is way easier to give up than caffeine.;)

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    Is this a sigs-optional kind of place? 'Cause I am totally down with that if you know what I mean.
    1. Re:Nah, MJ is by zootread · · Score: 1

      Marijuana is way easier to give up than caffeine.;)

      But considering how harmless it is, why would you want to? =)

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      Zoot!
    2. Re:Nah, MJ is by moncyb · · Score: 1

      Unless, of course, you have a roommate who insists upon filling the house with the smoke every morning while you sleep. Yeah, you can kill the bloke, but that's not easy (especially in an country "protected" by police). The police are no help, because they'll use the absurd laws to take all your property. MJ is fun. Sometimes I like to hump her leg while she chops off my... ;-)

  614. Drink tea by William+Tanksley · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Okay, the correct answer is "go cold turkey", because switching to tea will still give you some of the withdrawal symptoms -- coffee is really, really nasty stuff, even decaf. But anyhow, tea will provide a good substitute, a good habit-filler, and is apparently not addictive (although anything will become a habit if you do it enough).

    You'll ingest a fraction of the caffeine, you'll get less of the other nasty stuff that's in coffee (caffeine isn't the only 'upper' in coffee), and you'll get some positive benefits -- antioxidants, tooth decay slowing, bad breath reduction, and so on.

    -Billy

  615. Re:Water & Exercise by acehunter · · Score: 1

    Actually, caffeine doesn't open blood vessels - it closes them. Caffeine is a vasoconstrictor. The headache comes in part as a result of your blood vessels widening after the caffeine is removed from your system. Bloodflow is increased in the brain and you get a headache.

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  616. Parent has a good point by PCM2 · · Score: 1
    I have a friend who has ADD, and back in his "drug period" he used to freak out his friends because he could come home, do a line or two of speed, then hop into bed and go to sleep. I've never met even a hardcore speed freak who would do that -- those people generally just stay up for days at a time. Quite simply, speed does not affect my friend the way it does most people.

    Give him a few Twinkies, on the other hand, and he will freak out. This is a man in his thirties, but he reacts to too much sugar just like a little kid does.

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    Breakfast served all day!
    1. Re:Parent has a good point by WhiteDragon · · Score: 1

      My brother has bipolar disorder, and caffiene makes him sleepy.

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      Did you mount a military-grade, variable-focus MASER on an unlicensed artificial intelligence?
  617. A trick of mine by jeanph01 · · Score: 1

    My girlfriend do this to relieve the pain when she has a migraine :
    She put hers hands for 1 minute in a sink filled with hot water. After that she say that at least 50% of the pain has gone. Somebody explained to her that that was because the blood would leave the head to go into the hands and thus relieve the pressure.

    My two cents.

  618. Get sick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've quit caffeine a couple of times, and I usually do it after I've had a cold. That way, I'm usually feeling crappy and down for the count for a few days anyway (and I'm not really in the mood to have caffeine), so I just keep the momentum going as I start feeling better. I don't avoid the headaches, but they're not noticeably worse than the headaches that I would have just from being sick.

  619. Sometimes you don't have a choice by X-Nc · · Score: 1

    I averaged 15 to 18 cans of Coke a day for almost 15 years. Then I had to remove caffeine from my diet for medical reasons. The only way I could do it was to just switch to Sprite (or 7-Up or Sierra Mist) cold turkey. For the first year or two I wound up drinking much more, closer to 20-23 cans a day, but now I'm down to somewhere around 15.

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  620. Sexual Addiction/Pornography Addiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am a regular poster to slashdot, and have even done my turn at moderating. However, this is a sensitive topic, so I will post anonamously.

    I have a sexual/pornography addiction, and I have been going to a 12-step program for it (Sexaholics Anonamous). Going to the meetings and working the steps has helped me a great deal. If anyone is struggling with this, you may want to consider it.

    I am the "computer guru" of our group, so to speak. Others have asked for software, etc... that will help. Here are some stuff that I have come up with. Mozilla: blocks pop-ups. Lynx: text only. WeBlock: web blocking software, tried it but not too impressed yet. Covenant Eyes: sends a list of the sites you visit to someone you will be accountable to. www.no-porn.com: A website offering help that I really havn't tried.

    I hope that if some of you out there are struggling with sexual addictions you will try to get help. There are programs out there that really do work for people, and may just work for you.

    God Bless.

    459 days of sobriety and counting.

  621. *Mod Parent Up, Please!* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Green tea worked VERY well for me. Lifts the fog better than coffee!

  622. Holiday / other change of scenery by peterpi · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I went on holiday, and the apartment didn't have any coffee. I'd noticed how much coffee I had been drinking a few weeks before going, so decided it would be a good time to just stop.

    I was tired and had a headache for a few days, but it didn't matter because I was just lying on the beach all the time :) By the time the holiday was over, I didn't have any craving for caffeine, and I've been on the decaf ever since.

  623. Soy by dmelomed · · Score: 1

    You may not be aware of this, but soy products contain plant estrogens and other nasties that lower libido, contribute to prostate and other gland problems.

  624. bitch, moan, complain by jafac · · Score: 1

    I'd like to take this opportunity to complain about the utter lack of options wherever drinks are sold.

    Coke machines, restaurants - you're always given a choice of three options:
    1. horrible tasting sewer water with floaties.
    2. caffeine-free beverages with enough sugar to cause your pancreas to explode.
    3. sugar-free beverages with enough caffeine to make your adrenal gland explode.

    If you want something that tastes good, and won't kill you with sugar or caffeine, you can only find such beverages at the grocery store, or at home. It's like there's a conspiracy among beverage vendors to force people who are trying to beat a caffeine adiction to become obese (or vice versa).

    I hate it - it drives me crazy, and the people who are responsible for this will be found when I am made emporer. They will be found, and they will be the first ones up against the wall. Okay, maybe the second ones, after the accountants and MBAs. . .

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  625. Serious advice from an expert by MythoBeast · · Score: 1

    I am a programmer with a handicap, in that my system is caffiene intollerant. That isn't to say that I can't do caffiene, but the value has to be worth the other discomforts. As a result, I often get myself hooked on caffiene and have to "clean myself out" afterwards.

    I have tried most of the methods described above, and can tell you about their effectiveness. The problems with kicking caffiene are threefold. With caffiene you have to get used to not having the energy that you want. The second is that you get addicted to the flavor of coffee. The third are the actual withdrawl symptoms. It's kind of like smoking in that it isn't just the nicotine, it's the habit of doing something with your mouth. You have to deal with each of these issues.

    For the lack of energy, I suggest starting by making sure you're getting enough sleep. It usually only takes an extra hour a day, and is much easier than spontaneously starting a regular regimen of exercise. Daily cardiovascular exercise (like 15-20 minutes on an exerbike) is next on the list - you wouldn't believe the extra energy that regular excercise will give you.

    Dealing with the withdrawl symptoms is actually fairly easy. You can switch to green tea, you can drink a whole bunch of water, you can cut down on a schedule, you can switch to decaf. Cutting down on a schedule is the hardest on the list because you still have the stuff in front of you, and it's easy to convince yourself that a little more won't hurt. I don't suggest switching to soda because it has its own health issues.

    The last thing to deal with (which is something that I never entirely get over) is the issue of just plain liking coffee. I think that the human pallatte would learn to enjoy battery acid if it had caffiene in it. Decaf isn't good enough, your pallette quickly figures out that it isn't getting what it wants and starts detesting it. Just drinking coffee on special occasions doesn't work either, because it reminds you how much you like it. The only answer I have to this one is that you need to have willpower while your getting yourself off of it, and once you're off, just drink decaf on special occasions, just to keep yourself from getting hooked again.

    Best of luck.

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  626. What do you mean, no patch? by sean.peters · · Score: 1

    You need

    Caffiderm!

    Sean

    1. Re:What do you mean, no patch? by sean.peters · · Score: 1

      Doh! @#$% up the link: Caffiderm!

  627. my method was the gradual yet firm dismissal by halfelven · · Score: 2, Informative

    The symptoms you described are due to your body not being able anymore to deal with the drug. They are the forerunners of more serious problems. The solution is not to increase the consumption, not to stay at same levels, not even to just decrease it, but to quit altogether. I am not a doctor, so take my advice with a grain of salt.

    I used to drink a lot of coffee some years ago, up to ten cups a day maybe. My hands started to shake, and quite often i would get almost drunk because of caffeine (it's strange but real: past a certain threshold, caffeine makes you "drugged" pretty much like alcohol).
    My method of getting rid of the nasty habit was a silent yet firm resolution to gradually push it out of the system. I just started to think (well, actually "feel" not think in the intellectual/logical sense) calmly, even-mindedly but persistently that i must stop it.
    I didn't feel guilty or anything when drinking an occasional cup, i just rehashed my resolution. As an aid, or temporary "crutch" of sorts, because i actually like the taste of coffee i started to replace "real" coffee with decaf. Temporarily, i used to drink cola or stuff like that if i really craved for caffeine; after a while, i started to avoid even those things and drink non-caffeinated cola (all major brands offer non-caffeinated versions, at least in USA). The problem with cola is that the sugar can ruin your teeth (yes, i used to drink a lot!) and overall it's not one of the healthiest things to ingest. The "diet" versions (sugar replaced by artificial sweeteners) are even worse. Again, i am not a doctor, these are just my uneducated guesses.

    The gradual changes that i described are not something that i planned. The only thing that mattered was the calm yet stubborn resolution. All else emerged from that without me intending it in an organized fashion - they were just things that became obvious by themselves, as time passed by.
    I guess i was only more stubborn than the habit. :-) To rehash, the key ingredients were: calm, peace of mind (no guilt, no agitation due to "ohmygod i'm an addict and i'm f***ed"), persistence, reiterating the decision as many times as necessary. Oh, and time. Lots of time and patience.

    It took me a year, maybe two, to make it disappear. I can't tell when was the precise date when the habit died, because there was no such date. Rather, it withered out like a plant lacking water.

    Nowadays there is no craving at all. I still like the taste of coffee, but i drink the occasional decaf instead. Actually, i developed quite an addiction for... decaf vanilla white mocha! Translation for those unaware of this typical article in american coffee shops: this is something you could pretty much safely feed to a little child (except that you don't want a child getting addicted to the taste of coffee-based drinks at a young age), because it's decaf coffee, cocoa, milk, vanilla, sugar and whipped cream... mmmm... tasty... But that's a harmless addiction, i'd reckon, at least for an underweight like me.
    I can even safely drink now "normal" coffee, if i'm extremely tired and bored, i have no energy to summon up my strength by sheer will power, but i have a difficult and important task to deal with which is worth the damage. I also accept a coffee when it's offered to me, and i do that only as a social thing, if i feel that a flat out refusal would not be appropriate for the situation. But i do that perhaps once a year, or maybe not even that often. Anyway there is no tendency of the addiction to get back, it's like it vanished altogether.
    And actually, i don't even get the normal jolt from caffeine anymore; if i drink the occasional caffeinated cola, there is only a small perceivable effect on my state of mind, and if i drink a big strong coffee i actually feel uncomfortable and edgy (there must be some pretty strong self-suggestion that i injected into my brain while quitting if even the perception of the physical effects changed).

    My personal opinion is that caffeine doesn't a

  628. Re:Water & Exercise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    caffeine stimulates the heart rate and increases blood flow to the brain.

    exercise stimulates the heart rate and increases blood flow to the brain.

    headaches are often caused by dehydration.

  629. I call bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Heh, and you weigh what, 800 pounds?

  630. Re:Not a caffeine problem... a sugar and diabetes by Valdrax · · Score: 1

    Mountain Dew sold in the US contains 55g of caffiene in a 12-oz serving. That's above average for soft drinks, with the infamous Jolt Cola having the most at 72g per 12-oz drink (ignoring the "energy drinks" and coffee-based drinks on the link above).

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  631. Re:Water & Exercise by basil+montreal · · Score: 1

    "Week off work"? "Liberal use" of "Xylo"? Pain killers? "Anti-depressants"?! Dude, the combined damage your plan would cause is worse than a life of caffeine!

    To the original poster: I decided to quit caffeine a few years ago (I would drink more than five cups of coffee a day) so I just stopped. I had a headache for 3 days and had trouble jump starting myself in the mornings, but after the three days I was back to normal. Easy as pie.

    The reason, most of the time, that people find exotic methods for kicking habits is that they don't think they have the willpower to wait out the withdrawal. If you really want to quit, just stick to it.

  632. Addiction to different drugs, withdrawal symptoms by billstewart · · Score: 1
    An acquaintance of mine is a writer, and back during his younger crazier days, he started using cocaine to give him the focus to keep writing, and then started snorting heroin to calm down the cocaine jitters. He could use either or both of them occasionally without getting addicted, but once he used heroin for four or five days in a row and found he was addicted. Cocaine withdrawal wasn't that bad - he did it a few times, and it was annoying to be grouchy for a few days, but tolerable, partly because as a freelance writer you can curl up and hide until you get over it, and smoke enough cigarettes all day without annoying your coworkers. Opiate withdrawal, on the other hand, was really really nasty - basically when you're addicted to opiates, your body stops making most of the natural endorphin pain killers that tell your nerves not to worry about getting banged around by things like walking, and when you've no longer got the opiates, everything hurts. Badly. For a long time.

    Eventually he'd burned up all his money and his friendships and decided to clean up his act and stop using the drugs. But he was still a nicotine addict - he found that trying to quit smoking was much harder than either coke or heroin. His post-addiction replacement girlfriend figured that quitting once vice at a time is a good start, and she'd rather put up with the smoke than put up with him during nicotine withdrawal, at least until he'd been over the other stuff for a while. I haven't seen him in a couple of years, but I suspect he's still a smoker.

    Everybody's reactions to drugs are individualized, of course, so your mileage may vary. I go back and forth between caffeine use, caffeine addiction, and decaf, and sometimes I've had really nasty withdrawal (which tends to keep my off the stuff for a while.) I also find that if I'm regularly using caffeine, even at below-addictive levels, most other drugs I take don't have much effect on my mood, but if I've been decaffeinated for a while, either uppers like Sudafed or downers like anti-histamines will have much more mental effect.

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  633. Mother-in-law quit after 50 years of smoking by billstewart · · Score: 1
    My mother-in-law smoked for about 50 years, and she'd only admit how much she was smoking when she was below 3 packs a day, which was maybe half the time. At least most of the time she said she definitely didn't want to quit - she liked smoking. She really liked the one time she visited Europe - people didn't hassle you about smoking like they do in California.

    A decade or so ago, she got a bad cold or flu and couldn't cope with smoking, and went off it cold turkey, and hasn't started since. She's always been an apartment-dweller, so the next time she moved, it was to a place that wasn't drenched in smoke, and visiting her became much more pleasant :-) Quitting wasn't entirely good for her - she gained about 60 pounds the next year, which has made the rest of her life a lot tougher, but at least she's not smoking.

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  634. Tea is slightly different; half-decaf coffee by billstewart · · Score: 1
    Tea has caffeine, but also has theophyllines, which are similar. Chocolate has theobromines. Mate has mateins. I find that I get more jittery with tea or mate than with coffee, but perhaps the differences help with the addiction. If you're going to drink tea, rather than getting stuff from Amazon or the supermarket, go find a local ethnic grocery store - the Chinese do a really wide range of subtle and interesting flavors, and the Indian and other South-West Asian stores have a more familiar set of flavors (because it's what the Brits mostly brought back), plus you tend to get about a kilo of good bulk Indian tea for the price of a small box of good teabags. Mate is also interesting, and you can either buy it for yuppie prices at healthfood stores or cheap kilo quantities at Mexican stores. Either way, you'll need teaballs or other filters.

    Usually when I want to go off caffeine, I switch to half decaf coffee, and gradually decrease the amount of caffeine. It's really critical to find good decaf instead of lame-tasting decaf if you want to trick yourself into being satisfied with it. Try a bunch of brands and varietals - I usually just do French Roast, since my wife prefers that taste and there are more choices of brand because burning the beans usually covers up the decaffeination damage, but I also like most of Peet's flavors, and one local coffee roaster does a decaf Ethiopian that survives.

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    1. Re:Tea is slightly different; half-decaf coffee by abhisarda · · Score: 1

      My father's a tea wholesaler for 26 years. In India.
      He sells the best tea for 2-8 $ per 2 pounds(1kg).
      There are more than 60 different varieties and blends.
      Its too bad the doctor's advised me not to drink milk otherwise I would like drink tea regularly.

  635. Try smoking caffeine some time... by billstewart · · Score: 1
    I've had times that I've been abusing caffeine while working on projects, and you can reach a point that more coffee won't make you more awake, it'll just make you more grouchy; I've quit caffeine after several of those rounds, and the withdrawal headaches were much nastier than usual. It's not just dehydration - caffeine's a diuretic, so getting rid of it actually helps, plus I was going through lots of water washing down all the tylenol and aspirin :-)

    But if you want to experience the pure nastiness of caffeine, you can do what an acquaintance of mine and his druggie friends tried once, which is crunching up some caffeine pills and smoking them. They figured that most other psychoactives work differently depending on whether you eat the natural product, refine it into pure chemical, or smoke the chemical, and if it works for opiates, coca, and marijuana, why not caffeine? Answer: Do not do this... They found all the nasty effects of caffeine pretty much hit all at once - nausea, headaches, jitters, and it was an ugly experience they didn't plan to repeat, in spite of being experienced with all kinds of chemical entertainments. (And I get the impression they were mainly into the stimulants like cocaine rather than the hallucinogens, so it's not just a matter-of-taste thing.)

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  636. Re: Riiiight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    your an idiot

  637. Good decaf tastes good black too by billstewart · · Score: 1
    Most decaf is pretty lame stuff. Supermarket-style decaf is even lamer. But if you shop around, you can find decaf that really does taste like coffee. It's easier to get with French Roast styles, because burning the beans that much generates some flavors to make up for what the decaffeination takes away, but you can also find other decent decaf. If you've got a local coffee-roasting company, try theirs. If all you've got is Starbucks, that'll do also - generally going for their heavier varieties is a good start. There's a local roaster here in Palo Alto that does a good Ethiopian decaf, which is a real art form to produce, since Ethiopian coffees are usually light enough that decaffeinating them kills everything.

    But hey, if you like fizzy water in the morning, go for it.

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  638. Addictive effects by vVF4N · · Score: 1
    According to Fast Facts About Caffeine
    Caffeine causes changes in the chemicals of your brain, mainly in 2 ways. It mimics adenosine, and binds to all the adenosine receptors in your brain. This prevents the real adenosine from doing its job, which happens to be the slowing down of nerve impulses and the causing of drowsiness. So your brain becomes more alert. Caffeine also increases the levels of dopamine in your brain, which improves your feeling of well-being and improves your mood. It's this dopamine effect that is the root of caffeine's addictive properties
    I have to agree with the others, take an asprin and drink lots of water
  639. Easy, painless, -ver-y effective method by hookah · · Score: 1

    This is a day late, so it will probably never get modded up enough to be read, but wtf, it's worth posting.

    Tea.

    Base case: Depending on the severity of your addiction, drink a number of cups of black tea in place of coffee. Let the teabag steep for 3-5 minutes, depending on the amount of caffeine you need.

    Inductive step: every day, reduce by 15 seconds the amount of time you steep the tea until it's so weak that it tastes like crap (under 2 minutes). Then you stop. Pop some tylenol that night and the next morning. Don't drink anymore caffeine for a while so you break the habitual/non-addictive portion of the behavior.

    I now regularly have 1 cup of tea in the morning. Once every week or two I have an additional caffeinated beverage at some point, where it's an actual treat that I can enjoy.

    If you must have something caffeinated, try a lightly-steeped cup of green tea, a single-shot espresso drink (less caffeine than drip coffee), or a very dark-roasted brew (more flavor, less caffeine than light roasts).

  640. Fluoridating water is a terribly stupid method by billstewart · · Score: 1
    Normal filters won't remove fluorides, or salt, or soluable calcium compounds - they mainly take out particulates and gasses, and they're usually pretty good on chlorine, which you really want to get rid of. Some reverse osmosis things might affect fluorides, but water softeners probably won't, though they'll replace the calcium with sodium, which isn't a good idea for drinking water (though it's great for wash water.) I've never heard of a water department adding vitamins - that would be extremely expensive as well as medically dangerous; they can do it with fluorides because the material is basically free, though the equipment isn't.


    Fluoridating water is a terribly stupid drug delivery method - it's extremely variable in the dosage it delivers, and doesn't adjust its random dosage based on different individuals' needs - children growing new teeth need it more than old people who have to worry about osteoporosis. If you need fluorides, you can either use toothpaste to deliver it to the outside of your teeth, where it's useful, or take it in pills which are also cheap.

    Fluoridation is a heavily propaganda-based business, and we've got politicians here in California like Jackie Speier who insist that every town water system MUST MUST MUST force its users to take this drug whether they want it or not, though of course she's adamantly opposed to letting us take many of the drugs we do want to take. That's not to say that anti-fluoridation isn't _also_ heavily propaganda-based, just because it's a Commie Plot against Our Precious Bodily Fluids. But it's basically bad science and bad medicine.

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  641. MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is so true. I quit smoking after getting a horrible case of the flu. I was bed ridden for a week and smoking just made me feel 100 times worse so I just quit cold turkey. I haven't had a smoke in two months.

  642. Re:Schooled? by NortWind · · Score: 1

    The grandparent post just disputed the claim that the human body makes nicotine. He gave no evidence that it does not. The post does nothing *at all* to show the "research" was flawed. I'm guessing you are a non-smoker, and like to call people who disagree with your opinions stupid.

  643. It contains real OJ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least part of the flavor seems
    to be from orange juice.

    It's surely not lime, at least not
    of the typical green-jello fake lime
    taste. It's not really lemon either.

  644. Only one way, really by triptolemeus · · Score: 1

    Go cold turkey.

    Takes about four days. You will feel your head and you will be a pain for others, so take some days off, get yourself out to a place where there is no coffee (may I suggest camping or the moon) and do it.

    Find yourself an alternative (may I suggest water here, since it is hard to drink too much of that, plus it helps if you want to keep your weight).

    By the way, waking up with orange juice is just great, works better than coffee.

    After a couple of days, you could start drinking the black oil again, but just be a bit careful. Go two or three cups a day. No more. Enjoy the taste.

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  645. Re:Water & Exercise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Quote:
    So:
    Reduce intake - duh. Unlike cigarettes, you don't have CRAVINGS for coffee. You have a headache and feel like crap - for a day.

    Well maybe for you! Not everyones body chemistry is the same. While I admit that some of the "craving" can be just part of the office or morning routine I really do crave it.

    I have trouble giving it up. The only way I can give it up is to wait until holidays then when I am away from the "culture of coffee" I have a chance. Yeah I go through the usual headaches and stuff but long after that has passed I long for a cup of coffee. The smell of it drives me wild. It ends up consuming my every thought. Even a year after not taking any caffeine.

    It is so prevalent in our society that I find it hard to really quit. Its everywhere and cheap. I dont have to boost videos to get money for my high I just pull out $2.

    Coffee doenst just get me wired it actually gets me stoned. A bit similar to dope but nicer. After a few strong ones I just sit there with a shit eating grin on my face feeling great. Lots of chocolate does this too. The after effects of chocky are evil though. After a choc binge I always want to kill myself.

    Interestingly above in this thread there was a mention of nicotine in the treatment of disorders. I find having a smoke is the only thing that will stop me from killing myself when comming down from a major caffeine high. I dont usually smoke, I find it yucky, but I keep my pipe and tobacco handy for those times that I would top myself.

  646. Interesting by Pan+T.+Hose · · Score: 1

    "I'm pretty sure that I'm addicted to caffeine... I get nasty headaches if I skip coffee and soda for a day. If I go even longer, then the headaches get worse and I start to become (even more of) a pain in the ass [...]"

    I have already experienced nasty headaches and some other strange symptoms caused by caffeine or the lack thereof... But pain in the ass? Never. Well, I guess I'm not addicted then. Thank God!

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  647. test - ignore by 3flp · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    test - ignore

    I said ignore.

    I mean it.

    Go away.

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  648. joyoftech solution by call+-151 · · Score: 1

    The current JoyOfTech comic suggests an easy way to cut down to one cup a day...

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  649. My weight by solprovider · · Score: 1

    (This is a response to an AC that questioned my weight. I am assuming it was not a troll, but actually wanted information.)

    I am 6'4" tall and weigh 235 lb. According to this, I am slightly overweight, but not obese.

    I do not understand the judgement. I could lose a little from my belly, but the rest of me is muscular. I exercised constantly about 1.5 years ago. My belly was trim and started to show a six-pack. I initially lost weight to about 225 lb, then gained it back in muscles to reach 245 lb.

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    If you were questioning my ability to drink over a gallon of Pepsi or water each day, this site suggests drinking 1/2 oz of water daily per 1 lb of body weight. So at my current weight I should drink almost a gallon of water every day. But my intake has always been excessive.

    Actually these numbers are hard to apply because my weight changed over the course of the caffeine addiction. When I started drinking Pepsi full-time, I weighed 175 lb. When I started the support job 8 years later, I weighed 185 lb. 8 months of being chained to a desk and I weighed over 260 lb (which was also a major factor in the acid reflux problems. Gaining 70 lb in <8 months is not good.) When I started the process of kicking the caffeine addiction 4 months later, I was around 250 lb. I stabilized around 240 lb a few years later. The major exercise program June-September 2002 is mentioned above, and as I lost muscle I have stabilized at 235 lb. I exercised some this Autumn, and am trying to make it a habit so I can lose a few inches off my belly.

    In related news, I eat more than any other 2 people I know, and have since I was very young. I can easily eat a 30oz steak and be hungry a few hours later. My friends joke that I need to be rich just to supply myself with food. A few people have mentioned the possibility of diabetes. I keep getting checked; the doctors keep telling me that my eating habits are awful, but the only number that concerns them is my high cholesterol count (very likely related to my constant diet of cow.) I have changed my diet several times for several months; there is absolutely no correlation between the quantities I eat and my body weight. As mentioned earlier, I gained 10 lb over 8 years with a diet that varied (depending on my budget) between mostly pasta and mostly steak. In trying to lose weight, I did cut back for several months, but the only effect was fatigue. The only thing that affects my weight is the amount of exercise. (I usually lose weight when I have a girlfriend because I get more "exercise", but the girlfriends always gain weight from imitating my eating habits.)

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  650. Same as other addictions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The best way to detox without pain is to use a CES device.

    But it won't cure the addictive behaviour.

    250 mg Calcium Pantothenate (Vitamin B5) under the tongue until dissolved will help with the adrenal exhaustion tremendously. Its cheap, use the tablets, and don't swallow the whole thing, let it dissolve slowly. It does not taste good, and actually not much is absorbed sublingually, but if you take it all at once you could get abdominal cramps.

    Chamomile Tea (strong use 2 tea bags) and Magnesium (use Citrate not Oxide and not too much) will help with the headaches and muscle cramps.

    Epson salt baths relax muscles.

    Drink lots of water, but realize that it IS possible to drink too much water so don't go crazy and drink gallons, just 6-8 6-8oz glasses and space them apart.

    If you are up for it, acupuncture can also help, by releasing endorphins that will help you get through the detox, and relaxing tense muscles, especially in the neck.

    Stretch.

    Go walking.

    Breathe abdominally (google it, it helps).

    Use heat or ice on the back of the neck, whichever feels 'right'.

    Get a hug from your mother.

    Good luck.

  651. Seriously by Pan+T.+Hose · · Score: 1

    "I'm pretty sure that I'm addicted to caffeine... I get nasty headaches if I skip coffee and soda for a day. If I go even longer, then the headaches get worse and I start to become (even more of) a pain in the ass [...]"

    I have already experienced nasty headaches and some other strange symptoms caused by caffeine or the lack thereof... But pain in the ass? Never. Well, I guess I'm not addicted then. Thank God!

    Seriously though, as I've already written in my journal, I'm somewhat concerned about the interaction of caffeine with antidepressants and mood stabilizers. If anyone of you has any experience with heavy doses of caffeine (in the order of magnitude of g per day) combined with psychotropic drugs commonly used in the treatment of bipolar disorder, unipolar depression and other affective disorders, please share your experience. Thanks.

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  652. Pot by poofyhairguy82 · · Score: 1

    Should have said start smoking pot. Cigs are just another bad addiction but pot will get you unhooked because it is one of the least addictive drugs. I quite caffine for a while with weed.

  653. That's exactly wrong. by mbessey · · Score: 1

    You've got the effect of caffeine on the blood vessels exactly backwards. Caffeine causes constriction of blood vessels. When somebody stops ingesting caffeine, their blood vessels will tend to expand. This may or may not have anything to do with the resulting headache.

    -Mark

  654. Water and Candy!! NOT Chocolate by sciop101 · · Score: 1

    I kept bottles of water and sugar candy close. Chocolate has caffeine. A friend (dietitian at an addiction clinic) recommends a multi-vitamin daily.

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  655. Kicking the Habit [was Re:cut your dosage] by bastardadmin · · Score: 1

    Cold turkey is definitely the way to go.
    I went from a 2x 12 cup pot a day habit (and that was just at the office!) to nothing when I left a job 3 years ago...
    Mind you, I was living pretty close to the edge of not having a pot to piss in, and cut a lot of luxuries (like coffee, beer, meat) out of the budget early in case I was out of work for a long stretch.
    It worked, but I don't necessarily recommend extreme measures for everyone.
    I am not caffeine free today, but I am a hell of a lot more moderate in my consumption (when you class a $1.25 medium black from Tim Horton's as a luxury expense, you get a much better appreciation for the stuff when you have an income again) than I was in the old days.

    1. Re:Kicking the Habit [was Re:cut your dosage] by bastardadmin · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah, I also switched to smoking Drum handrolling tobacco (to cut costs) and ended up smoking a bag and a half a week.
      And that stuff ain't weak.

  656. OK, I'll bite: by nick_davison · · Score: 1

    >>The gym was really the secret for me. I've been a sworn night person for my entire life. After a month or two at the gym, my body got convinced it was supposed to fire up at 6:30am every day and started taking care of itself.

    >Horrible. Most interesting things (art, social events, deep thoughts, love) happen at night. Let that be a warning: go to the gym and civilization goes down the tubes.

    Dude, this is slashdot. The main type of love that goes on late at night involves one hand on the mouse, occasionally switching off to enter credit card numbers.

    Seriously, most of the list you mentioned happens between about 7:30 and 10:30. That's evenings, not night. Just because you stop being a night owl doesn't mean you miss out on any of them. Some of the really late stuff, perhaps.

    But then again, say you hit the gym at 6-7, are at work for 7:30, impressing your boss that you're in before him every day. You put in your 8+1 hour day and are out at 4:30. Now (on a typical day - granted it's winter right now) you get two hours at the beach, on the rollerblade paths, whatever, getting a whole range of cool activities which you overlooked because you're purely evening focused.

    >>the attention from women'll more than make the effort worthwhile.

    >Too bad you won't be awake to take advantage of it.

    Would those be the hot women at the gym in the mornings? Or the ones at the beach in the late afternoon? Or the ones at all the events you mentioned that actually happen in the evening?

    Sure, I do miss out on the women who're sitting in a corner, drooling, at 4am, at the end of a club night. On the other hand, perhaps there's a reason no one else has gone home with them yet?

    Still, I'm not a selfish person. I'll share. I'll take the first group, you take the second. Sound good? *grins*

  657. A Suggestion by El+Torico · · Score: 1

    Retire.

    --
    In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is usually crucified.
  658. Caffeine addiction is easy to stop by Omnifarious · · Score: 1

    Whenever I notice my intake get too high, I just quit for a week or two. Only the first 2-3 days are really hard. I deal with the headaches with aspirin and tylenol. Do _not_ take Excedrin for the headache, as Excedrin has caffeine in it.

    If you know what withdrawl will be like, you can just steel yourself to deal with it. It's not like it will last forever. I usually pick a Friday to stop so I won't be useless at work for a couple of days.

  659. Try another form of caffeine by strombrg · · Score: 1


    I once had luck getting over a green tea addiction (headaches, the shakes) by drinking yerba mate' once to satisfy my need. The next day, I didn't need either tea or mate'.

    Mate' also contains caffeine. I'm not enough of a chemist/biologist/doctor to speculate why this worked, but it appeared to.

    You -might- be able to do something similar by having green tea instead of coffee one day, and then nothing the next. Maybe. Or maybe mate' is the magic bullet. Or maybe I was just lucky. :) I suggest the green tea alternative because it's easier to find than mate', though I heard recently that mate' is in Kroger's in Cincinnati now (mainstream grocery chain).

    BTW, a lot of the stuff on the internet will tell you yerba mate' isn't addictive, and that it doesn't cause you to be sleepless. Don't believe it! I got fiercely sick from mate' deprivation a number of times after drinking it reguarly for a year or two, and I once imbibed a LOT of mate' at a party late one evening, and didn't sleep much at all that night (despite plenty of trying). Also don't believe the stuff about mate' having mateine instead of caffeine. There was one study that said it contains mateine, and many that say it has caffeine.

    But I wouldn't say that mate' addiction is worse to kick than coffee addiction. Mate' is good stuff, and it takes a long time to get addicted to it I think.