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ACs suck. Only trolls get FP.
The Queen of Slashdot (aka Kathleen Fent) will taco-snot you for that.
My job as a troll is quite rewarding. I have gotten more boy... I mean chicks than Jon Katz.
Klerck, you're the worst troll ever and I DEMAND you stop posting on Slashdot because we don't need you.
I am amazed you haven't tried anything with non-breaking spaces yet.
Will this ROX Desktop thingie allow me to view this website faster?
Your ban didn't work too well. I can still post!
This is my first successful first post! I feel so happy as a troll. Can't wait until tomorrow as it is Troll Tuesday. The competition will be hot for FP!
FIrst post bitches!
I become the most well-known troll after the WIPO Troll.
YOu suckED at the FP!
Europa is a moon revolving around Jupiter, cumquat.
Religion sucks, dude. Why don't you go suck some Christian cock elsewhere?
Poop. My anus is sore today.
I love you so much, please troll some more. This site needs more trolls like you.
Nah, I take that back. It is Valentine's Day and I am in love with the servers that host this site. Good luck to you Mr. Malda and I hope a lot of good blessings shower upon you. Note: This is the only time I will be nice to you because it is my obligation to troll. :)
Can I fuck you really hard? You know, I can really go for an ass-fucking myself.
Will this allow Rob Malda to make moans faster with his Linux machines? I can see it now, Rob plugs his penis into the USB port and the computer moans almost instantly.
I never got a chance to go there. Where do you live exactly? I live in Surrey.
Whoa. Amazing.
...I will be missing out on troll tuesday as I will be skiing at Whistler mountain. Please send your regards and messages here.
Starting Monday is the troll olympics! To get the gold, you must get bitchslapped! To get the silver, you must get 10 replies in a post or 10 posts in a story! To get the bronze, you must post goatse in every five threads! Please make this aware to everyone.
Starting Monday is the troll olympics! To get the gold, you must get bitchslapped! To get the silver, you must get 10 replies in a post or 10 posts in a story! To get the bronze, you must post goatse in every five threads!
Combine the three and you got Rob Malda's favourite meal!
I almost forgot to troll as I was watching the olympics!
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ACs suck. Only trolls get FP.
The Queen of Slashdot (aka Kathleen Fent) will taco-snot you for that.
My job as a troll is quite rewarding.
I have gotten more boy... I mean chicks than Jon Katz.
Klerck, you're the worst troll ever and I DEMAND you stop posting on Slashdot because we don't need you.
I am amazed you haven't tried anything with non-breaking spaces yet.
Will this ROX Desktop thingie allow me to view this website faster?
Your ban didn't work too well. I can still post!
This is my first successful first post!
I feel so happy as a troll. Can't wait until tomorrow as it is Troll Tuesday. The competition will be hot for FP!
FIrst post bitches!
I become the most well-known troll after the WIPO Troll.
YOu suckED at the FP!
Europa is a moon revolving around Jupiter, cumquat.
Religion sucks, dude. Why don't you go suck some Christian cock elsewhere?
Poop. My anus is sore today.
I love you so much, please troll some more.
This site needs more trolls like you.
Nah, I take that back. It is Valentine's Day and I am in love with the servers that host this site.
:)
Good luck to you Mr. Malda and I hope a lot of good blessings shower upon you.
Note: This is the only time I will be nice to you because it is my obligation to troll.
Can I fuck you really hard? You know, I can really go for an ass-fucking myself.
Will this allow Rob Malda to make moans faster with his Linux machines?
I can see it now, Rob plugs his penis into the USB port and the computer moans almost instantly.
I never got a chance to go there.
Where do you live exactly? I live in Surrey.
Whoa. Amazing.
...I will be missing out on troll tuesday as I will be skiing at Whistler mountain.
Please send your regards and messages here.
Starting Monday is the troll olympics!
To get the gold, you must get bitchslapped!
To get the silver, you must get 10 replies in a post or 10 posts in a story!
To get the bronze, you must post goatse in every five threads!
Please make this aware to everyone.
Starting Monday is the troll olympics!
To get the gold, you must get bitchslapped!
To get the silver, you must get 10 replies in a post or 10 posts in a story!
To get the bronze, you must post goatse in every five threads!
Combine the three and you got Rob Malda's favourite meal!
I almost forgot to troll as I was watching the olympics!