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I like poo and cheese as it makes a great ass sandwich.
How about Mr. Malda making "semen" and adding that to the pool.
Then your daughters, wives, girlfriends, etc, will become a bitch to Mr. Malda.
Poor females.
Has Mr. Malda peed in it?
Is the water really his semen?
Today has been a slow day trolling Slashdot.
Can you please post a new story so we can post more crap that you all love?
I love you. FP 4 Lyfe!
Hitler reigns there!
You're the worst troll ever.
Stop posting and go fuck Mr. Malda, fag.
Where are all the trolls? I am guessing I am the first troll to post.
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You need to brush up on how to filter better.
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That EULA made me make the horrible decision to rape him up the ass.
This is CmdrTaco's ass.
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alias /slashdot {
/slashdot.xml HTTP/1.0
;sockwrite -n slashdot Referer: $+(http://,$gettok($readini(guirc.ini,guirc,update host),1,32))
;sockwrite -n slashdot Host: $gettok($readini(guirc.ini,guirc,updatehost),1,32)
;aecho $1-
i mage,$chr(41))
aecho Checking out Slashdot Stories.
aecho
sockopen slashdot slashdot.org 80
}
on 1:sockopen:slashdot: {
sockwrite -n slashdot GET
sockwrite -n slashdot Accept: */*
sockwrite -n slashdot Connection: close
sockwrite -n slashdot User-Agent: $+(guIRC/,1.0) (compatible; Windows $os $+ ; $+(mIRC,$bits) $version $+ )
sockwrite -n slashdot Accept-Charset: iso-8859-1,*,utf-8
sockwrite -n slashdot $crlf
}
on 1:sockread:slashdot: {
sockread -n %socktmp
tokenize 32 %socktmp
unset %socktmp
if ($left($1,9) == $+($chr(9),$chr(9),<title>)) { set %slashdot.title $remove($1-,<title>,</title>,$chr(9)) }
if ($left($1,7) == $+($chr(9),$chr(9),<url>)) { set %slashdot.url $remove($1-,<url>,</url>,$chr(9)) }
if ($left($1,8) == $+($chr(9),$chr(9),<time>)) { set %slashdot.time $remove($1-,<time>,</time>,$chr(9)) }
if ($left($1,11) == $+($chr(9),$chr(9),<section>)) { set %slashdot.section $remove($1-,<section>,</section>,$chr( 9)) }
if ($left($1,9) == $+($chr(9),$chr(9),<image>)) { set %slashdot.image $remove($1-,<image>topic,</image>,$chr (9),.gif,.jpg) }
if ($left($1,10) == $+($chr(9),$chr(9),<author>)) { set %slashdot.author $remove($1-,<author>,</author>,$chr(9) ) }
if ($1 == $+($chr(9),</story>)) {
aecho $+(,%slashdot.title,) $+($chr(40),%slashdot.section,$chr(44),%slashdot.
aecho Posted by $+(,%slashdot.author,) on $+(,%slashdot.time,)
aecho $+(12,%slashdot.url,12,)
aecho
}
}
alias /slashdot {
/slashdot.xml HTTP/1.0
;sockwrite -n slashdot Referer: $+(http://,$gettok($readini(guirc.ini,guirc,update host),1,32))
;sockwrite -n slashdot Host: $gettok($readini(guirc.ini,guirc,updatehost),1,32)
;aecho $1-
i mage,$chr(41))
aecho Checking out Slashdot Stories.
aecho
sockopen slashdot slashdot.org 80
}
on 1:sockopen:slashdot: {
sockwrite -n slashdot GET
sockwrite -n slashdot Accept: */*
sockwrite -n slashdot Connection: close
sockwrite -n slashdot User-Agent: $+(guIRC/,1.0) (compatible; Windows $os $+ ; $+(mIRC,$bits) $version $+ )
sockwrite -n slashdot Accept-Charset: iso-8859-1,*,utf-8
sockwrite -n slashdot $crlf
}
on 1:sockread:slashdot: {
sockread -n %socktmp
tokenize 32 %socktmp
unset %socktmp
if ($left($1,9) == $+($chr(9),$chr(9),)) { set %slashdot.title $remove($1-,,,$chr(9)) }
if ($left($1,7) == $+($chr(9),$chr(9),)) { set %slashdot.url $remove($1-,,,$chr(9)) }
if ($left($1,8) == $+($chr(9),$chr(9),)) { set %slashdot.time $remove($1-,,,$chr(9)) }
if ($left($1,11) == $+($chr(9),$chr(9),)) { set %slashdot.section $remove($1-,,,$chr(9)) }
if ($left($1,9) == $+($chr(9),$chr(9),)) { set %slashdot.image $remove($1-,topic,,$chr(9),.gif,.jpg) }
if ($left($1,10) == $+($chr(9),$chr(9),)) { set %slashdot.author $remove($1-,,,$chr(9)) }
if ($1 == $+($chr(9),)) {
aecho $+(,%slashdot.title,) $+($chr(40),%slashdot.section,$chr(44),%slashdot.
aecho Posted by $+(,%slashdot.author,) on $+(,%slashdot.time,)
aecho $+(12,%slashdot.url,12,)
aecho
}
}
...because you're all fags anyways.
GO SUCK SOME CMDRTACO DICK.
Perl is as useful as goatse.cx!
Did you NOT tell ME not to do such things?
..fast reply!
I claim first post because everyone before me sucked anyways.
You're stupid. Crapflooders like you are idiots.
Can you guys like, suck my dick? Oh wait, CmdrTaco's mouth isn't that big.
I don't want a pedarist sucking my dick either, that goes for you Jon Katz.
This article sucks.
Obviously you didn't see my sarcasm, I will forgive you.
That puts crapflooding to a whole new level, good job sir.