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  1. Re:How much? on New Watson-Style AI Called Viv Seeks To Be the First 'Global Brain' · · Score: 4, Funny

    A European woodchuck or an African woodchuck?

  2. Re:No, school should not be year-round. on Slashdot Asks: Should Schooling Be Year-Round? · · Score: 1

    We already give our students Halloween off, we just call it Nevada Day, you insensitive clod!

    Fucking Nevada Day Parade and we knew every year we were going to be behind Bertha and Tina. One eye on Sousa and the other on where you are stepping.

  3. Re:Punishes fans? on NFL Fights To Save TV Blackout Rule Despite $9 Billion Revenue · · Score: 1

    It sounds like the NFL is scared of TV because they're not used to it; experience from this side of the pond suggests they don't need to be (and in fact can INCREASE their overall revenue by aggressively marketing the TV rights)

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/N...

    The NFL is so afraid of TV that they are willing to let the broadcast rights go for several dollars. Wait. I forgot nine decimal places.

  4. Re:At Least Once A Year... on Microsoft's Olivier Bloch Explains Microsoft Open Source (Video) · · Score: 1

    There is no reason a separate and independent MSN should stick with windows and office product

    Depends on who owns the majority of the stock in that 'independent' company, don't it?

  5. Re:I hate that fucking show on Big Bang Actors To Earn $1M Per Episode · · Score: 1

    Well, my group all has wives or girlfriends, some quite fetching, so I am going to guess that is one difference between us and the television show.

  6. Re:UUNET in 1987? on Barry Shein Founded the First Dialup ISP (Video) · · Score: 1

    Yes - in the mid-to-late 1990s Yahoo had a list every day of the websites that had come online the day before. In the beginning the lists were short.

  7. I hate that fucking show on Big Bang Actors To Earn $1M Per Episode · · Score: 2

    I play hockey with a bunch of high IQ programmers and scientists. We drink beer after in the parking lot and talk about women, technology, and too much about Marvel Comic movies. Those are the intelligent people I hang around with. Sure, I also know flabby, ugly, borderline Asperger's nerds. But why are the only smart people we see in the media modeled on them?

  8. Re:How Google Trains Their Recruiters - Old IT Guy on LinkedIn Busted In Wage Theft Investigation · · Score: 1

    Might have been interesting to work on, but I think I did much better for myself and my career by going to Apple.

    -jcr

    First world problems?

  9. Re:UUNET in 1987? on Barry Shein Founded the First Dialup ISP (Video) · · Score: 1

    the Internet, which probably wasn't all that exciting for the general public at that point.

    Are you kidding? Don't you remember the excitement of going to Yahoo and seeing what new sites had come online the day before? The list had a dozen some days.

  10. Re:people who can't write because they didn't read on Putin Government Moves To Take Control of Russia's largest space company Energia · · Score: 1

    Nah - you drag the line

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

  11. Re:It's not a marketplace.. on Is the App Store Broken? · · Score: 1

    I thought the American Dream was a house with a lawn, a wife, 2.5 kids, and a dog. When did it become hitting the lottery?

    When the middle class went extinct.

  12. Re:How to regulate something that is unregulateabl on US States Edge Toward Cryptocoin Regulation · · Score: 1

    Anything can be regulated. Control is a separate issue.

  13. Re:What? on Cable Companies: We're Afraid Netflix Will Demand Payment From ISPs · · Score: 1

    Aereo got hammered because they rebroadcasted content that they did not have the rights to broadcast.

    They had the right to "rebroadcast" (really it was redirecting) to me because I gave them permission. Did I have the right? If I did not, the the antenna on my roof is illegal.

  14. Re:Bullshit on Two Cities Ask the FCC To Preempt State Laws Banning Municipal Fiber Internet · · Score: 5, Insightful

    major cable and telecom companies have battled attempts to create community broadband networks, which they claim put them at a competitive disadvantage.

    Complete bullshit.

    No - they are right. Municipal broadband might have good customer service and actual high speed connections, which would be a serious competitive disadvantage to entities like Comcast, who do not want to have to match those.

  15. Try the veal on China Plans Particle Colliders That Would Dwarf CERN's LHC · · Score: 5, Funny

    The problem with Chinese subatomic particles is that one half-life later you are ready for more.

  16. Re:eh? on Oso Disaster Had Its Roots In Earlier Landslides · · Score: 2

    To summarize the summary: "The most striking finding is that...it was not extraordinary."

    Not to belittle the loss of those involved but it's always a bit much that 43 dead in the US = catastrophe. If this had happened in Asia or Africa it wouldn't make the news unless hundreds or thousands had been killed.

    You are assuming that the Oso slide made the Asian and African news outlets.

  17. Wrong joke on Experiment Shows People Exposed To East German Socialism Cheat More · · Score: 1

    A more appropriate saying from the old Soviet bloc was: "They pretend to pay me and I pretend to work."

  18. Re:Better version of TFA on The "Rickmote Controller" Can Hijack Any Google Chromecast · · Score: 2

    Article in original content format, without ads:

    It just isn't the same with a 15 second ad tacked on the front.

  19. Re:Free market economy on US Senator Blasts Microsoft's H-1B Push As It Lays 18,000 Off Workers · · Score: 4, Funny

    "You must be stupid if you believe that" is a logical fallacy.

    Man, you are stupid if you believe that.

  20. Re:Why and how is it "fortunate"? on Lenovo Halts Sales of Small-Screen Windows 8.1 Tablets Due To "Lack of Interest" · · Score: 4, Funny

    That those less usable tablets have had "some success in Brazil, China, and Japan"? Do you hate the Brazilians, the Chinese, the Japanese?

    Studies have shown that these three countries have a high number of tables with uneven legs.

  21. Need a EULA for video on Court Rejects Fox's Attempt to Use Aereo Ruling Against Dish's Hopper · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The networks want to be paid every time a consumer watches a program, live, recorded, restreamed, or whatever. I am surprised that they do not insert a screen before every show reading something along the lines of 'I agree not to redirect the following content.' If the user does not agree with that, they are instructed to stop the program at that point.

  22. Re:Does not matter to me on Aereo Embraces Ruling, Tries To Re-Classify Itself As Cable Company · · Score: 1

    Why didn't you get an antenna and avoid paying at all?

    I built an HD antenna out of scrap, but the cost of Aereo was so low that it won out in the laziness contest over connecting cables, siting the antenna, etc. If the price of Aereo goes up, the antenna option will win out.

  23. Re:Don't sweep it under the rug as collateral dama on "Internet's Own Boy" Briefly Knocked Off YouTube With Bogus DMCA Claim · · Score: 2

    To be precise, the Sack of Béziers took place in 1209, when the local bishops were in charge. The Inquisition took lead of the Albigensian Crusade in 1222. And that was the Medieval Inquisition. The Spanish Iniquistion was only established in 1478.

    Man being stretched on the rack:(Screams) Mind you, I'm not complaining. I bless my stars every day that I am being interrogated by the Medieval Inquisition and not the Spanish Inquisition. I hear those Spaniards are right bastards. (Screams)

  24. Thank you for coming, everyone on New Microsoft CEO Vows To Shake Up Corporate Culture · · Score: 1

    My grandfather was lucid right up until the end, until he convulsed and cried out some gibberish, which I thought was: "Crease the fluidity of information and ideas by taking actions to flatten the organization and develop leaner business processes!", but that sounds too outlandish to be real. Then he passed away.

  25. Does not matter to me on Aereo Embraces Ruling, Tries To Re-Classify Itself As Cable Company · · Score: 2

    The reason I subscribed to Aereo was that it was cheap enough that those few times I wanted to watch local TV on my tablet were reasonable. If they raise their rates, I will just go out and buy an HD antenna of my own and not pay them anymore.