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  1. Re:They were greedy on Two Years In Prison For Using Infrared Contact Lenses To Cheat At Poker · · Score: 1

    No need for the TSA. I checked your wife's panties last night.

    (Btw, everything's a-ok.)

    No so fast. We sequenced her DNA. She's his sister.

  2. Re:Hands off keyboard on Microsoft Shows Off Its Vision For Gesture-Controlled PCs · · Score: 2

    I really REALLY don't want to take my hands off the keyboard to do some stupid-ass gesture.

    I felt a great disturbance, as if millions of rotator cuff muscles cried out at once.

  3. Like your grandpa always said on What the Insurance Industry Thinks About Climate Change · · Score: 2

    Money talks and bullshit walks.

  4. Re:US = questionable value proposition netwise on Can There Be a Non-US Internet? · · Score: 1

    The statistics I read said that I was the Queen of England.

  5. Re:Sour grapes on Popular Science Is Getting Rid of Comments · · Score: 1

    I know for a fact that theists and creationists are completely bonkers and wrong - but I'm *always* willing to debate the issue.

    Except that they don't want to debate. The relevant metaphor is that debating creationists is like playing poker with chimps who think that you win by eating the cards.

  6. Re:first questions in the pre-test are... on California Elementary Schools To Test Anti-Piracy Curriculum · · Score: 1

    Therapists.

  7. Re:Indoctrination and Propoganda on California Elementary Schools To Test Anti-Piracy Curriculum · · Score: 1

    Makes me wonder if there'll ever be a Star Trek-esque Utopia...

    Only after the Eugenics Wars.

  8. Re:Easy! on CCC Says Apple iPhone 5S TouchID Broken · · Score: 1

    Remember that a hacker won't know which of 5 fingers the owner uses, so that's another layer of security

    Use a toe and the NSA won't be able to break in.

  9. LinkedIn is a joke on LinkedIn Accused of Hacking Customers' E-Mails To Slurp Up Contacts · · Score: 4, Funny

    When random people I know only slightly and who don't know my skill set are allowed to "endorse" me for knowledge and training they don't know that I have, it makes the whole of LinkedIn worthless to me except as a source of phone numbers. And often those are not even available. It has become Facebook with a clip-on tie.

  10. Twain for the win on Why Are Some Hell-Bent On Teaching Intelligent Design? · · Score: 1

    "Faith is believing what you know ain't so." -Mark Twain

  11. Re:Well, duh on Secret Court Upholds Phone Data Collection · · Score: 4, Funny

    Verizon will still think of a way to lower my data cap and raise the price and blame it on the NSA and/or terrorists.

  12. It's easy to talk that talk on NYT Publisher Says Not Focusing on Engineering Was A Serious Mistake · · Score: 1

    It is a business school fundamental teaching nowadays that a company better cannibalize its own product before someone else does. In the real world, that almost never happens. It is just too hard for the financial minds in a company to approve any act which jeopardizes current profits.

  13. Well, duh on Secret Court Upholds Phone Data Collection · · Score: 4, Insightful

    My experience with telephone companies tells me that their only response upon receiving such an order would be to figure out how to pass along double the costs of it to me and if it ever became public tell me it was an upgrade.

  14. Re:Aren't they just... on Verizon's Plan To Turn the Web Into Pay-Per-View · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...trying to offer us the web a la carte, like we wanted for cable? The whole web is one big bundle! There's tons of crap I don't want to pay for! :)

    That's right! I will get a huge discount in my Comcast bill when I give them the short list of domains I am interested in!

  15. Adam Smith wrote with a Sharpie in the men's room on How Car Dealership Lobbyists Successfully Banned Tesla Motors From Texas · · Score: 2

    The invisible hand of the free market better be holding a roll of visible cash.

  16. There was a slight glitch on How Africa Will 'Leapfrog' Wired Networks · · Score: 1

    Africa was indeed poised to leapfrog wired networks, but then they had to eat the frog.

  17. Re:Statistical fallicies on At Current Rates, Tesla Could Soon Suck Up Worldwide Supply of Li-Ion Cells · · Score: 4, Informative

    The way capitalism works is demand first, then supply shows up. It can't even be done the other way around.

    Sure it can. A process can generate a lot of some material which nobody currently needs. The manufacturer will then go and look for a market which can use this material and try to develop that market.

  18. Re:so... on New Keyboard Accessory Shocks Users When They Try To Go On Facebook · · Score: 1

    the rivalry continues! so harvard, how do you respond?!

    Not sure if serious.

  19. Just let me get this straight on Lord Blair Calls for Laws To Stop 'Principled' Leaking of State Secrets · · Score: 5, Informative

    Flying your jet into a building: Terrorism
    Blowing up yourself in a marketplace: Terrorism
    Leaking information about government crimes: Terrorism
    Google "where to buy a pressure cooker": Terrorism
    Picking your nose: Terrorism

  20. Re:Law and Oder; JTS on Will the Headless Ape Robot Win the DARPA Challenge? · · Score: 1

    The saddest part? You are not far off.

  21. Origin detected on Will the Headless Ape Robot Win the DARPA Challenge? · · Score: 1

    This robot comes from Planet Clair. A place with pink air, all the trees are red, and no one ever dies. Ah, because they were all robots! Not it makes sense.

  22. Re:If you are afraid to be known for your comments on Huffington: Trolls Uglier Than Ever, So We're Cutting Off Anonymous Commenting · · Score: 1

    unless you're worried about getting arrested by the NSA/DEA/CSIS/government-agency-of-your-choice.

    Wasn't the government supposed to be afraid of me, not the other way around?

  23. Obviously on Should Cops Wear Google Glass? · · Score: 2

    A cop with wearable electronics constantly streaming audio and video back to a supervisor (or even a Website) would be less likely, at least in theory, to take liberties with civilians' civil liberties.

    Yes, which is why it won't happen.

  24. Re:17 years old on Colorado Teen Designs Robotic Arm With 3D Printing · · Score: 1

    If it were for your mom it would be molded into a fist, and programmed to thrust in and out. It will also be colored dark brown and detachable for easy cleaning.

    Hah! Fuck, I'm so clever.

    -- Ethanol-fueled

    Unfortunately, she did not know the mains in East Germany were 220 volt.

  25. Re:fud on IAB Urges People To Stop "Mozilla From Hijacking the Internet" · · Score: 1

    I view assholes as damage and route around them. It they whine in the process, I don't care.

    Until the assholes buy some DC lobbyists.