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  1. Nyah nyah nyah at $1000/hr billable on IBM Puts Pressure On SCO · · Score: 2, Funny

    I love this objection:

    20. IBM objects to plaintiffs definition of the terms "IBM", "Defendant", "you", "your", and "any synonym thereof" on the grounds that they are overbroad, unduly burdensome, and seek information that is irrelevant and not reasonably calculated to lead to admissible evidence.

  2. I thought it was already decided on Should Hackers Get Their Own Logo? · · Score: 1

    seems like most hackers here already voted for the goatse logo.

  3. Turn your little 0 into a big 1 on Info Glut - Five Exabytes of Data Created in 2002 · · Score: 1

    http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/11.09/full.html

  4. This is bullshit on Microsoft Settles Six Class-Action Suits · · Score: 1

    $200,000,000 is a rounding error in their books. This is not a penalty.

  5. Fun with math! on Terahertz Scanners See Inside Sealed Packages · · Score: 1

    It takes 10 minutes to get a scan. Let's be generous and assume that when they get the bugs out and the thing tuned up, it will take 0.1 minute/piece. And let's assume they install on in every one of the 38000 or so post offices. Given the 200 billion piece per year volume, that means that my letter to Mom will only take about five weeks to get to the scanner and out. Happy belated Birthday, Mother!

  6. Re:Other side of Cambridge, MA on MIT's New Music Sharing Network · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Fight fiercely, Harvard!
    Fight, fight, fight!
    Demonstrate to them our skill.
    Albeit they possess the might,
    Nonetheless we have the will.
    How we shall celebrate our victory?
    We shall invite IT
    Up for tea! How jolly!
    Pull that optical down the wall
    And fight! Fight! Fight!

  7. Won't last long on MIT's New Music Sharing Network · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The loophole is that the data is converted from D to A? How hard is it to capture it back to digital? (and wait for the RIAA stormtroopers to knock on the door?)

  8. boston.com link: no reg req on MIT's New Music Sharing Network · · Score: 2, Informative
  9. I'll bet they didn't think of this on MPAA School Propaganda Program Examined · · Score: 1

    When informed that downloading movies is illegal, the reaction of most students was: "Cool! You can download movies?"

  10. It's all about beliefs on Microsoft Antitrust Compliance Questioned · · Score: 3, Funny

    A Microsoft representative said they believe they have adhered to the agreement.

    Tobacco execs "believe" smoking does not cause any harm.

    GWB "believes" Saddam was behind 9/11.

    I "believe" I am the Queen of England.

  11. 'ow ta spayk Awztraylyan on ACCC Asks SCO To Explain Themselves · · Score: 0, Troll

    (Picture of Darl breaking rocks in a chain gang.)

    Aerobics.

  12. XTC was light years ahead of this crowd on Universe Shaped Like A Soccer Ball? · · Score: 0

    And all the world is football shaped,
    It's just for me to kick in space

  13. Re:When it rains. . . on Closest Asteroid Yet Flies Past Earth · · Score: 1

    If it is yet to be proven, i.e., backed up by fact, it is a hypothesis, not a theory.

  14. Way too late on Sony, Intel To Push Content Protection · · Score: 1

    Once you have made the decision to turn your product into a string of 1s and 0s, it is out of your control.

    Why do they have such a hard time understanding that?

  15. Re:He's history on SCO's Open Letter to Open Source Community · · Score: 1

    Doh! I meant:

    Darl's Story!

  16. He's history on SCO's Open Letter to Open Source Community · · Score: 1

    He's a footnote. Specifically, to the next printing of this book.

    http://tinyurl.com/mq3t

  17. You can't make this stuff up on Microsoft Dislikes Nations Trying to Escape Lock-in · · Score: 1

    We'd like to see the market decide who the winners are in the software industry," said Tom Robertson, Microsoft's Tokyo-based director for government affairs in Asia.

    Christ, either he thinks I'm stupid, or he is stupid.

  18. Can I have a dime, too, please, sir? on Microsoft to Build High School in Philadelphia, PA · · Score: 1

    Oh look. John D. Rockefeller is giving out dimes to orphans. Isn't he a nice man. All those things Teddy Roosevelt is saying about him must be wrong.

  19. ST theme became clear the other day on New Heinlein Novel · · Score: 0, Troll

    Semi-on topic: I listened to Starship Troopers on tape while commuting a couple of years ago. There are long polemics in it that are barely endurable - the responsibilites of citizens, blah blah. Then the other day, it came to me. Heinlein was talking about the Bush administration: power-suited chickenhawks gripping the levers of power without ever having had to personally defend those powers with their lives in combat.

  20. Gut reaction on Armageddon... in 2014. Almost. · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yes, we have this same story twice a year. So how many years will it take us to figure out that even if the chances of a real strike are slim, the certainty of the undesirable outcome of the event should make us begin to experiment with ways to send Bruce Willis' greatgrandson out to nudge it aside? How far could we have gotten with the billions squandered in the Iraq farce?

    Then again, we go out and vote to spend our money bombing a country that was of no threat to us. Maybe we deserve to have a big rock dropped on us.

  21. Re:Let's Face It... on Sci-Fi Movies and 'Bad Science' · · Score: 1

    and a teenage-college age rich girl

    Buffy rich? You were not a regular viewer, were you?

  22. Re:In Space No One Can Hear You Nitpick on Sci-Fi Movies and 'Bad Science' · · Score: 1

    JMS, the creator of Babylon 5, got sick of the you-cannot-hear-sounds-in-space complaint and posted a response. The gist of his argument -- apart from artistic issues -- is that space is not all empty all the time. He asked some experts, apparently, and decided that sounds were possible.

    He should have decided that sounds were impossible - especially his crappy, cliched dialogue.

  23. Massively screwed up priorities on Japanese Deploying Powered Exoskeletons for Elderly · · Score: 1

    Not that this isn't way cool and conjures up wonderful pictures in my mind of a platoon of exoskeleton-clad septagenarians battling Godzilla in the debris-strewn streets of Tokyo, but if you step back for a moment, you will realize that this is the most inefficient way to increase the general public health. While the elderly are affluent and politically connected, their descendents and society in general would be way better off if a fraction of those resources going to robotic shit were used to give basic care to toddlers. But toddlers don't vote.

  24. Hey, God coded it first! on "Stolen" SCO Linux Code Snippets Leaked · · Score: 2, Funny

    It is amusing that SCO is employing pattern-recognition to "find" code that allegedly originates with SCO. I will bet you that if you run pattern recognition on the Bible, you will find as many hits in Scripture as they will find in the kernel.

    You may have to translate the Bible into machine language first, though.

  25. Cash vs. coupons on Apple to Accept Returns of Mac OS X on Some G3s · · Score: 1

    How come Apple is sending actual cash? Whenever Microsoft is caught ripping people off, they are allowed to pay in coupons which are only good for discounts on more Microsoft products.