A class action lawsuit over a $10 update? DAMNNN...
I wonder what those people think of the Cisco and Oracle updates being you have to pay $$$$$ for subscription services. They probably dumped a load in their boxers.
Install AOL on every machine and have each of them sign up for an AOL account.
It'll even help you when you start to backup all of the companies documents because the documents will be immediately rewritten in code that takes up less space. Example:
i 4 one opt in for dis wonderful opp. 2 be able to do biz wit dis corp.
I already managed to setup a ACL that would allow me to block all spam and malicious worms. I only allow a host with an IP address of 127.0.0.1 to connect to my machine.
I'm going to sue slashdot due to it's biased nature in handling the news.... and then I'll wait for the Judge to throw out the case due to a conflict of interest due to my love affair with CowboyNeal.
My conclusion: software itself is just insecure. So please, everyone..., uninstall all software from your harddrive. You will have the most secure box in the world.
Actually a lot of complexity of an automobile is hidden from the user! This is even more so in a car carrying an automatic transmission than a manual transmission. Some cars do not even have the an RPM gauge on the dashboard.
Most people still do not even know how to read the dashboard icons, they just merely visit their local mechanic to enlighten them.
I am one of the so-called victims in the named lawsuit. I entered the virtual world looking for an outlet to escape reality. I was looking for a peaceful world to make a decent living and to live in harmony. All of a sudden some hot shot business executive promised our virtual world companies increased revenues by outsourcing. I was then forced out of my job and then forced to work in a sweatshop for 2 virtual cents an hour. I was treatly poorly and sometimes pinged to increase my network latency. I was exposed to virtual fumes which has caused me life-long problems. I am seeking 4,000,000 virtual dollars for compensation for pain and suffering. I hope others will join me in a virtual class-action lawsuit.
Cathay Pacific is using Novell... Of course, novell runs on many platforms
http://www.novell.com/news/leadstories/2004/dec20/ index.html?sourceidint=homepage_solutionsatwork
I don't know about the airlines, but I might have a clue. I know in the Bank World, they used specifically designed operating systems developed by various large companies. Usually in a large bank, you jump on a computer, it will read 'BankOS' or something of the sort. It's nothing standard and you will see outside the bank. Also, there are some unfortunate banks that do run Windows...
In the airline world, I remember one friend of mine who just recently left USAir, and stated that the passenger system looked a lot like DOS. Not sure what that means, but sounds scary.
All I know is that my Karma is 'terrible' and if someone mods me down one more time my karma is going to turn around and fuck me in the ass. So please mode me +5 Funny but off-topic. Thank you!
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I laughed hysterically when I read that!
A class action lawsuit over a $10 update? DAMNNN...
I wonder what those people think of the Cisco and Oracle updates being
you have to pay $$$$$ for subscription services. They probably
dumped a load in their boxers.
- D MAN
Install AOL on every machine and have each of them sign up for an AOL account.
It'll even help you when you start to backup
all of the companies documents because
the documents will be immediately rewritten
in code that takes up less space. Example:
i 4 one opt in for dis wonderful opp.
2 be able to do biz wit dis corp.
they call it "news for nerds." so ya, you should already know who he is... professional style not needed.
Oh come on... mod parent down.
Fucking Karma Whore..
Who doesn't know who Tim Berners-Lee is?
a-hole
I already managed to setup a ACL that would allow me to block all spam and malicious worms. I only allow a host with an IP address of 127.0.0.1 to connect to my machine.
I'm going to sue slashdot due to it's biased nature in handling the news. ... and then I'll wait for the Judge to throw out the case due to a conflict of interest due to my love affair with CowboyNeal.
My conclusion: software itself is just insecure. So please, everyone..., uninstall all software from your harddrive. You will have the most secure box in the world.
Did anyone read the posting on slashdot and immediately think of a journaling filesystem and symbolic links?
I for one welcome our new Google Overlords!
Actually a lot of complexity of an automobile is hidden from the user! This is even more so in a car carrying an automatic transmission than a manual transmission. Some cars do not even have the an RPM gauge on the dashboard.
Most people still do not even know how to read the dashboard icons, they just merely visit their local mechanic to enlighten them.
MOD PARENT UP!
We're hitting the wrong nation...
Slashdot crowd, please visit this link instead:
DPRK
- D
This is like so 20 years ago...
find / - name *log*
-D
I am one of the so-called victims in the named lawsuit. I entered the virtual world looking for an outlet to escape reality. I was looking for a peaceful world to make a decent living and to live in harmony. All of a sudden some hot shot business executive promised our virtual world companies increased revenues by outsourcing. I was then forced out of my job and then forced to work in a sweatshop for 2 virtual cents an hour. I was treatly poorly and sometimes pinged to increase my network latency. I was exposed to virtual fumes which has caused me life-long problems. I am seeking 4,000,000 virtual dollars for compensation for pain and suffering. I hope others will join me in a virtual class-action lawsuit.
Come on, mod parent +5 Funny... because if it did happen... it would be freakin hilarious
I've already jumped on the bandwagon. Please. DO IT NOW. Thanks.
I was duped. I went specifically to the article looking for the dead parrot joke. was this a scam to get me to RTFA? Shame on you, you bastards!
Cathay Pacific is using Novell... Of course, novell runs on many platforms http://www.novell.com/news/leadstories/2004/dec20/ index.html?sourceidint=homepage_solutionsatwork
I don't know about the airlines, but I might have a clue. I know in the Bank World, they used specifically designed operating systems developed by various large companies. Usually in a large bank, you jump on a computer, it will read 'BankOS' or something of the sort. It's nothing standard and you will see outside the bank. Also, there are some unfortunate banks that do run Windows...
In the airline world, I remember one friend of mine who just recently left USAir, and stated that the passenger system looked a lot like DOS. Not sure what that means, but sounds scary.
Looks like someone is spending too much time in their parent's basement with their tighty whities shoved up their butt.
All I know is that my Karma is 'terrible' and if someone mods me down one more time my karma is going to turn around and fuck me in the ass. So please mode me +5 Funny but off-topic. Thank you!
I guess I better stop using freon in my air conditioner... but it's feels so goooooood
Motion Picture Ass of Amerca? Yup, that's about right!
I think my brain just turned to mush when I read this.